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TWIYpod: had a dog for like two years has to be the biggest friendship myth like cause who the fuck knew you had a dog besides lace y'all niggas bonded over being dog owners
Doco: That's your fault
Doco: How?
Doco: Lace Lil Maul When Maul was selling Frenchies Like
TWIYpod: Wait, Ma was selling Frenchies?
Doco: No that's a lie That's smut That's smut for no reason
TWIYpod: I was about say, I really be missing the group chat, bro. like
Lovelace: Oh.
TWIYpod: Niggas selling whole...
Doco: Mo looked like he was selling franchise though.
TWIYpod: Nah, he looked like he would sell some Rottweilers. Like some...
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: Whatever people were mixing with Rottweilers.
Doco: Mm-hmm.
TWIYpod: Yeah, Ma sells that.
Doco: That's crazy.
TWIYpod: And then he'd be in the crib of trying to figure out how to do the tail shit.
Doco: Mm-hmm.
TWIYpod: and do the shit with the ears, whatever they be clipping the ears, he'd be in the crib trying to figure out how to do that shit off of Google.
Doco: Mm-hmm.
TWIYpod: Trying to figure out why it don't work right. All his dogs got cock-eyed ears.
Doco: So he's going to jail.
TWIYpod: Nah, you can do whatever you want to your dog. It's your dog.
Doco: Shit, nigga. Okay.
TWIYpod: minus Minus Michael Vick. You can do whatever you want to to your dog.
Doco: That's not true. your neighbors Your neighbors will call the police on you.
Lovelace: views and concerns surrounding dogs do not reflect the views. Ha ha!
Doco: Yeah, exactly. Exactly.
TWIYpod: why What are y'all saying right now?
Doco: I'm saying that. I'm Doko. That's Love Lace in the red shirt. And that's Scully.
TWIYpod: I still don't. I don't.
TWIYpod: Sometimes I be lost.
TWIYpod: Sometimes I be used.
Doco: And sometimes we say things on these podcasts, right? We say things on these podcasts sometimes that don't mutually reflect each other's opinions. For example, this nigga just said you can do whatever to your dog that you like and it don't matter.
TWIYpod: It's your dog.
Doco: Nah, that's okay.
TWIYpod: It's your dog.
Doco: Go ahead. Go shoot your dog in the yard right now.
Lovelace: There you
Doco: See if the neighbors don't call the police.
TWIYpod: Like I said, minus Michael Vick, I thought that you could do whatever you wanted to to your goal.
Doco: What do you mean minus Michael? Like, okay, so clipping your dog's tail is depending on the breed is okay, but you're not about to go fucking clip the tail of a
Doco: you can't and you shouldn't.
Lovelace: go, Jeff. a fifty report
Doco: Whatever you into, you go do that.
TWIYpod: so who's...
Doco: You go do you, my brother. but
TWIYpod: So who's attacking these whites that are coloring their poodles? I know y'all seen these poodles.
Doco: That's dog friendly dye.
Lovelace: Yeah, dog guy. Like, ah my aunt's Australian Shepherd. Got all the dyes and stuff, too.
Doco: that's dog friendly dye.
TWIYpod: So that's kosher.
Doco: Nobody tells you that anything when you put that shit in your beard.
TWIYpod: I don't.
Doco: Come on, bro.
TWIYpod: don't.
Doco: We seen you with the fresh Beijing.
TWIYpod: I don't. I don't.
Doco: We seen you.
TWIYpod: I wish. i wish. no
Doco: You want to be selling Pepper Daddy so bad, but it's okay.
TWIYpod: no this is This is very much, it's it's it's almost all so.
Doco: You know?
TWIYpod: So,
Doco: We can go through it You want to tell the people and Never mind Never mind Never mind Never mind Go ahead Go ahead
TWIYpod: listen.
TWIYpod: I'm not, listen. Just, hey, folks, all all my gainfully employed folks out there, um free yourself, okay? Free yourself.
Doco: Free your mind From the shackles of whitey Yeah
TWIYpod: From the shackles of employment, bro.
TWIYpod: and Celebrate, break bro. Celebrate. Last week, we had a great conversation about...
Lovelace: There go.
Doco: No, just fucking go self-employed. you don't have to sell a brick.
TWIYpod: Nah, self-employed wave is over. The pandemic ruined being self-employed.
Doco: No, it didn't.
TWIYpod: if Too many of you niggas out here are entrepreneurs.
Doco: No, too many niggas out here faking entrepreneurship.
TWIYpod: That too. But it's...
Doco: But the real ones stand out.
TWIYpod: It's too many entrepreneurs out there, just like it's too many girls selling content. so don't So don't sell the buns no more.
Doco: I disagree.
TWIYpod: Don't sell the investment programs no more. Sell a brick.
Doco: Okay.
TWIYpod: right? Sell a brick.
Doco: Okay. But it's got to be for low.
TWIYpod: I mean, you're going to wash it down with acetone and whatever the fuck else they do.
Doco: No.
TWIYpod: All the stuff they taught you in science class.
Doco: Creatine. Creatine.
TWIYpod: But yeah, everybody celebrate, aberg man.
Lovelace: Hmm.
TWIYpod: We got to balance out the market again. All you entrepreneurs that are failed or failing slowly, just quit. Just quit. it's it's The future is not in it for you, gang.
Doco: Why Why
TWIYpod: if If you are an entrepreneur out here and you're selling plates or you're selling fucking... Lace don't make that face.
Doco: Is that entrepreneurship Is it Yeah Cause if you getting it as a donation That ain't you know what mean See
TWIYpod: Yes, it is. If you got your catering license, it is. If you're just selling plates out your crib, I'm calling the people on you. I'm calling the people on you.
TWIYpod: you got You got a dog and a cat and you selling plates out the crib? I'm calling the people on you. Quickly.
Doco: Why? What if they kitchen clean?
TWIYpod: How you know they kitchen clean? They got a dog and a cat.
Doco: You go pick it up.
TWIYpod: Your kitchen never clean when you got a dog and a cat.
Doco: See, I don't know. i don't be buying food off people like that, so.
TWIYpod: and you know And you know cats just do whatever they want to. They they awake 18 hours a day. So when you sleep, your cat is on top of your refrigerator licking his asshole.
Doco: Ew.
Lovelace: So you saying
TWIYpod: On top of your fridge, next to your cereal boxes.
Doco: Ew.
Lovelace: the corn pop?
Doco: You ever owned a cat?
Doco: What'd you say, Lace?
Lovelace: said the corn pops?
TWIYpod: Right next to the corn pops and the honeycomb.
Lovelace: Okay, so is it the corn pops?
Doco: Disgusting.
TWIYpod: And the honeycomb too.
Lovelace: is the is the cat is the cat living like garfield lasagna and
TWIYpod: Eating lasagna?
Lovelace: za shit
Doco: Disgusting.
TWIYpod: I like lasagna. I hate Tuesdays.
Doco: No.
TWIYpod: Nah. If you selling plates out your crib and you not a caterer, you don't have like the motherfucker ain't coming to your crib to inspect.
Doco: Yeah, but you pick the easy one, though.
TWIYpod: I'm calling the people on
Doco: You pick the easy one, though. What if you like a a plumber? You know what I'm saying? You barely getting by, but like you one call away from that big job, no?
TWIYpod: None. you know you're not even in first You're not even first in line for the big job.
Doco: That's hate.
TWIYpod: No, that's facts.
Doco: That's hate.
TWIYpod: If you're a plumber, how is somebody going to give you the big job unless you do those kind of gigs?
Doco: That's
TWIYpod: Like, we go to who we know can do the gig. It's a trusted circle. You got to understand, when you in that type of specialty labor force, that's a gang, bro.
TWIYpod: that's That's the Nietzsche. That's the Bloods and the Crips in jail.
Doco: Whatever you into, you go do that. You go.
TWIYpod: the the blue collar The blue collar gangs are a gang for sure.
Lovelace: Hey, yo.
TWIYpod: When somebody has a company where they flip the houses, they gang.
Doco: I wouldn't say gang, but I hear you. I hear you.
TWIYpod: They gang. When a company flips houses, they got good work for an electrician.
Doco: I hear you.
TWIYpod: They call the same company every time they flip houses. Now you want a retainer.
Doco: Nah, they bid that shit out.
Lovelace: don't know, man.
TWIYpod: No.
Lovelace: I be watching the HGTV shows and they got ah they got a roster. i
Doco: Yeah.
Lovelace: It depends on the job. It depends on the job.
Doco: It depends on the job, bro.
TWIYpod: no It depends on the location more the job.
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: So know who you can trust.
Doco: And sometimes the one the person you rely on isn't available that day. Some people take a shot in the dark. Call the motherfucker that, you know.
Lovelace: And for some people that flip houses, they maybe have multiple projects going on at the same time. So they can't use
Doco: Boom. Lace hear me.
TWIYpod: so you know
Lovelace: Hector to come over there when he already over at the address.
TWIYpod: you know who you can trust
TWIYpod: You know who you can trust and you're not going to an untapped resource on a job because your name is behind it So you're not trusting just random Jose because you want to pinch.
TWIYpod: You'll you'll put the whole project behind.
Doco: I'm definitely trusting Random Jose.
TWIYpod: I'm not.
Doco: Definitely.
TWIYpod: I'm not.
Doco: Who are you hollering? Brian? Brian?
TWIYpod: No, I'm hollering at the nigga that I know can do the job because I worked with him before. It's all about familiarity.
Doco: It's not a LeChandre.
Lovelace: So you you want to be comfortable. You want to be comfortable. That's all.
TWIYpod: I want to be comfortable because I can't put my...
Doco: No, he's not answering the question, though, Lace.
TWIYpod: No, I hire black people.
Doco: You don't. Look at how you said that.
TWIYpod: I do. I hire black people
Doco: Look look at how you said that. Your your lips didn't even let you say that right.
TWIYpod: mad black people. Mad black people.
Doco: I hire a block.
TWIYpod: Mad black people work for me.
Lovelace: Bye, Nick.
Doco: That's Cap.
TWIYpod: Feels like reverse slavery, though. I don't like I don't like black people working for me.
Doco: That's the cat. well Do you pay him above rate?
TWIYpod: I pay them their rate.
Doco: o Do you tip?
TWIYpod: No, I paid your rate. Why am I tipping you?
Doco: Because it feels like reverse slavery. You got to make it, you know.
TWIYpod: Food service industry, I'll tip. I'm not tipping somebody that I paid to come do a job. Ask the nigga to come cut my grass. I didn't tip him. I say, yo, how much you charge for my yard?
TWIYpod: $40. gave $40. $45 for what? He got the $40.
Doco: You don't give him 45?
TWIYpod: He barber.
TWIYpod: forty five for what he got the forty
Doco: Cause he What you talking Oh my god bro Yeah it's the same thing Your grass is like your hair nigga
TWIYpod: he not a barber
Lovelace: Whoa,
TWIYpod: You tip your barber. You tipping the lawn, man?
TWIYpod: Lace, you tipping the lawn, man?
Lovelace: ah whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Doco: It's the same thing You want your grass to look good right
Lovelace: No, no, he's got grass.
TWIYpod: Lace.
Lovelace: Leave him alone.
Lovelace: Oh, and Scully, just for you, just for you, Scully, just for you.
TWIYpod: Hey, yo, fuck you. I just caught that. I just caught that. Hold on.
Doco: ah
Lovelace: That's the best quote from that show. I don't give a fuck.
TWIYpod: Nah,
Lovelace: bro that's the that's the best quote from my show i don't give a fuck
TWIYpod: not that's the best one. But where the fuck is Wallace? Still charts. Where the fuck is Wallace? String.
Doco: That's actually a good question.
TWIYpod: String. String. Where the boy? String. Like that that rates. That rates very high on the on the wire.
Doco: Is there a random movie line other than that that you quote on a daily basis?
TWIYpod: Yeah. Because I'm a fucking, I'm a motherfucking professional.
Lovelace: I don't know about daily. Every Friday.
TWIYpod: J.
Doco: Or like just whatever it pops up.
TWIYpod: Rome. You an idiot, Biscuit.
Lovelace: Every Friday. Every Friday.
Doco: It's Friday. You ain't got no job. You ain't got shit to do. That's funny as hell.
Lovelace: i say that i say that to my kids every drop off
Doco: Nah, mine is every time you come in the kitchen, you're in the kitchen.
Doco: In the goddamn refrigerator. Eating all food.
TWIYpod: I done made enough dough to bake biscuits for the projects, nigga.
Doco: What's that?
TWIYpod: Calvin from Pay Them For.
Doco: don't
TWIYpod: Come on.
Doco: Never seen it.
TWIYpod: I got $100 for every bump on your face. Wait.
Doco: do.
Lovelace: Hey, yo. Pause the podcast, bro. Oh,
TWIYpod: I thought we was podding in good company. We did a vibe check in the green room.
Lovelace: shit.
TWIYpod: Asked my man about pops. He's like, oh, yeah, I know about corn pops. I tested his gangster. I said, you don't know about corn pops with the tinfoil bag.
Doco: ah do
TWIYpod: My man knew about the tinfoil bag. So he passed the vibe check. 12 minutes later, he never seemed paid in full.
Doco: I don't remember it, but I've probably seen it. That's when Makai Pfeiffer?
Lovelace: Yes.
Doco: I've seen that shit.
TWIYpod: and he He was in too deep, like Mekah Fife.
Lovelace: it
Doco: I've seen that shit. For sure. I just don't remember it.
Lovelace: Who else was in the movie?
Doco: Wasn't it Terrence Howard?
Lovelace: Alright. Alright.
Lovelace: Nigga.
Doco: Wasn't it Terrence Howard?
Lovelace: That's the role Cameron famous for. Rico.
TWIYpod: My man thinking about
Lovelace: Rico.
TWIYpod: My man thinking about, oh, I don't know what movie you're thinking about with Mekhi Pfeiffer and Terrence Howard.
Lovelace: Yeah. Oh,
TWIYpod: I don't think they've ever been.
Doco: Oh, and what's his name? um The dude that was in Remember the Titans. Ain't he in that too?
TWIYpod: Yeah, Avon.
Doco: Right?
Lovelace: you're talking about wood here.
TWIYpod: Avon from Noir.
Lovelace: Yes, yes, yes.
Doco: Yes.
Lovelace: Yes.
Doco: Yes, there we go.
TWIYpod: No, we ah we're not talking about Wood.
Doco: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
TWIYpod: We're not talking about Wood Harris, guys. We're talking about Avon fucking Barksdale. I don't know who this Wood Harris person is you guys keep speaking of.
TWIYpod: His name is Avon. His mama named him Avon. I'm call him Avon.
Lovelace: He got too many roles he famous for, bro.
Doco: He's not even the best street villain.
TWIYpod: Avon. That's the only thing he's famous for.
Lovelace: What do
Doco: He's not even the best street villain, though.
TWIYpod: Who's better Avon?
Lovelace: you got?
Doco: we doing, like, realistic or fantasy? Because we can name all the Marvel villains.
Lovelace: Movies.
TWIYpod: street A street villain.
Doco: But...
TWIYpod: No, you said street villain.
Doco: he He... Like... Frank Lucas is right there. You know? Right?
Lovelace: Mm-hmm.
TWIYpod: Never on the phone, you got it?
Doco: Ghost is right there.
TWIYpod: Ghost.
Doco: Or are we being realistic?
TWIYpod: good do Get that weak power shit out of here.
Lovelace: Look, man. Look, man. The nigga was motile, bruh.
Doco: Y'all love Power! Nigga, y'all watch Tommy! Tommy!
Lovelace: The nigga was motile. He owned the court with that y'all mean. Like, come on. yeah
Doco: Yeah, but Nino Brown owned the whole projects.
Lovelace: Nino Brown also... well
Doco: Say it.
TWIYpod: No, say it. Nino Brown snitched. He snitched at the end of the movie.
Doco: Yeah, but that's that's what they do where Lace is from. That ain't abnormal. Oh, my bad. Whatever you into, you go do that. you My bad. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Lovelace: It's
Doco: I'm sorry.
TWIYpod: Hey, it's been a bad couple years for Atlanta. I'm not going to lie to
Doco: Do we care, though, for real?
Lovelace: been a bad couple years. It's been a bad few months. Bad few months.
TWIYpod: What you mean, do we care?
Lovelace: Not couple years.
Doco: like do we I know been arguing about it in the group chat because I've been just fucking with Khalil about But like, I don't really give a fuck.
Doco: I don't care that he told.
TWIYpod: I don't care either because I'm telling. If anybody kidnaps me, bro, not only am I going to make this a very difficult time for you, if I get free, I'm telling.
Doco: ah ah
Doco: Yeah, but not if you was known for robbing and doing the same thing and niggas on your come up, on your way up.
TWIYpod: But I didn't rob or kidnap with the nigga that kidnapped me, right? So it's not snitching.
Doco: No, but it's is's it would be, some could say that it's just karma. It's just karma.
Lovelace: I think that's all internet fodder.
TWIYpod: That's cool.
Doco: You are known for robbing niggas.
TWIYpod: That's cool. Yeah.
Doco: Like,
TWIYpod: So unless we rob people together, i can tell on you for robbing me.
Doco: No, that's not how snitching works. and You know that.
TWIYpod: I thought snitching was, i thought snitching was doing something with somebody and then telling on that person that you did the same thing with.
Doco: You know that. No, bro. You know that. Nah, bullshit. No. You know that's not how ratting works, bro.
TWIYpod: I thought that was snitching.
Doco: You know that's... Stop. You know that. You r b you would be the...
Lovelace: That's when you find a word and you tell them either people that you work with or people that you are rivals with to get them out the game.
Doco: what we talking about?
Lovelace: That's it.
Doco: That's ratting either way.
Lovelace: That's it.
Doco: First of all, you're not... I don't even care. that's what Why are we doing this? but like You're not even in that life. You're not supposed to communicate with the police at all.
TWIYpod: Whitey Bulger did it.
Doco: So...
TWIYpod: Nobody called him a snitch.
Doco: They did.
TWIYpod: He was the FBI informant.
Doco: yeah They did, though.
TWIYpod: He told on the opposition. I was kind of fired.
Lovelace: Nah, I've been watching everybody champion Frank Lucas for about 20 years.
TWIYpod: I don't agree with it.
Lovelace: 25.
Doco: But he was a rat.
TWIYpod: Told on the cops.
Doco: No, he told on his family.
Lovelace: low level. He told on low level too.
Doco: He told on his cousins.
TWIYpod: a But he mainly told on the cops. Anybody who took money from him, he told.
Doco: I mean, Big Meech?
TWIYpod: And the Italians.
Lovelace: I mean, I know Denzel did an awesome job in the movie, but that wasn't the real story.
TWIYpod: He told me.
Lovelace: So it's like...
Doco: was It wasn't?
TWIYpod: Well, he told he told on the Italians.
Lovelace: No.
TWIYpod: He told on he didn't tell on too many black folks.
Lovelace: but I'm talking about just the depiction of Frank Lucas.
Lovelace: That was more so weird just because it was Denzel playing that role.
Doco: He wasn't that dude like that?
Doco: They gave him some lore, some aura.
Lovelace: Oh, they spiced it up. They spiced it up crazy.
Doco: Okay. You say Frank Lucie was a bitch?
Lovelace: I don't know that man to call him that.
Doco: Oh, okay. um just Just clarify.
Lovelace: I just said the movie spiced it up. but
Doco: No. Say your socials, sir.
Lovelace: I wasn't in Queens.
TWIYpod: yeah
Lovelace: I wasn't in New York, okay?
TWIYpod: ah
Doco: Say your socials.
TWIYpod: Well, that was before my time, but I'll call him that.
Doco: No way you would.
TWIYpod: So I don't think, listen, man, I just, I think it was bad business.
Doco: you
TWIYpod: I think it was bad business. I think bad business led to somebody making a very poor decision. And yes, if Gucci goes to court and points a finger and says, Quantavious is the one that robbed me then guess what, bro?
TWIYpod: Gucci told that Quantavious robbed him. So what?
Doco: It's not so what, though.
TWIYpod: Assume. Assume everybody will snitch and don't leave witnesses next time.
Doco: I don't really care. no i I don't really care. But it's not just so what. You can't just so what that. You can't. He was up there talking way too crazy to Jeezy a few years ago.
Doco: Number one.
TWIYpod: Because he killed this man.
Doco: Number two. What?
TWIYpod: Because he killed his man. You sent your man after me. And I laid his ass down.
Doco: Yeah. But then to... do Okay, so but what happens... If that goes left.
Lovelace: Well, it's a big difference when it's multiple niggas with the drop on you versus one nigga come after you put him down and then the nigga that came on his behalf and y'all up forever.
Lovelace: You know how many venues these niggas been at at the same time throughout all them years?
TWIYpod: A lot.
Lovelace: And it only was a tussle. There was never no guns pulled.
TWIYpod: Because somebody pussy.
Doco: I'm just, um all I'm saying is, is you got robbed.
Lovelace: Thank you.
Doco: You were jerking your artist. Fuck it. It is what it is. I'm not saying you had to get it back in blood. You could have just, hey, nigga, you got me. But I still owe you a contract.
Doco: You're never getting out of this contract now. Like, that could have been the option, too.
TWIYpod: ah one I want to see it, bro. I want to see the fucking contract. I want to see the contract more than I want to see a lot of other things on earth.
Lovelace: I thought she was going to say the footage
TWIYpod: ah just wanna to see and just want to see how bad the contract is to make you drive six and some change to go muscle your way out of that contract. like How bad is it? Is it one of those like making the band contracts
Doco: For sure sure bro It was a diddy do For sure For sure Probably not Probably not But it was definitely That's crazy Freakdoms included No it was definitely like ah You owe me 30 albums or some shit probably I said definitely probably
TWIYpod: I don't think so. I think it's... i think it's just no Freak-offs included or no?
Lovelace: Oh. Oh.
TWIYpod: I think I asked the important questions. think I asked the important questions.
Lovelace: Yeah, it was crazy.
Doco: you know but It was had to be, bro, for you to drive that far. He drove the Matt Barnes. You know what I'm saying?
TWIYpod: And are you still mad?
Doco: That's a long time.
TWIYpod: are you still mad after driving six hours?
Doco: No, he got he got more mad as he was driving, for sure. How many cars did they take, though? That's what I want to know.
Lovelace: Nigga, it don't even matter. You did that shit with an ankle monitor on.
Doco: that That matters.
Lovelace: No, you did it with an ankle monitor on.
Doco: That matters.
Lovelace: It don't matter.
TWIYpod: Yeah.
Lovelace: only thing dumber The only thing dumber that would have happened would have been if they would have killed that nigga. And then it just would have been, hey.
TWIYpod: I think they would have been better off killing them.
Doco: They would have might have been Better off Maybe not They ain't got no evidence now
Lovelace: No, because everything would have pointed to them.
Lovelace: You know know, where they fucked up is is you got niggas with you.
TWIYpod: stay
Lovelace: That is telling other people, hey, we got tape. That's robbing Gucci. Why are you telling people?
TWIYpod: Wearing the jewelry.
Doco: Cause that's fire
TWIYpod: wearing the good Wearing the jewelry.
Doco: What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
TWIYpod: Don't.
Doco: Alright, let's not act like Rob and Gucci, man. It's not fucking fire.
TWIYpod: No, that's the point.
Lovelace: No, what I'm saying is, if you whip the cash cow, if you whip the cash cow, if you whip the cash cow, you don't talk about that.
TWIYpod: That's the point on the billboard.
Doco: Like, what are you talking about? I took this nigga's earrings out of his ear. Give me that.
Lovelace: Where that nigga that got the damn ankle brace on, bro.
TWIYpod: Hey, that might be the only time I wear a hoop earring.
Lovelace: mean, make a monitor.
Doco: give me that shit, nigga. but
TWIYpod: That might be the only time I wear a hoop earring.
Doco: open
TWIYpod: I ain't going lie to you. if i If I take a hoop earring off of MJ, I'm going to support that bitch.
Doco: Alright, you gotta relax. But Rob and Gucci is a stat.
Lovelace: it
Doco: i don't care what you say.
TWIYpod: This is that.
Doco: And then do you hear about how much they actually got robbed of Yeah, I'm telling somebody I did that shit.
TWIYpod: I don't know if I'm telling somebody or if...
Doco: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm rapping. I'm putting it a song. Nigga, we going on live.
TWIYpod: Yeah, man. Oh, yeah. I'm putting um all my freestyles.
Doco: What are you talking about?
TWIYpod: All my freestyles.
Lovelace: you better off in the music where you can say, hey, that's just us talking shit versus putting it on the damn internet.
TWIYpod: I might remake So Icy.
Doco: I'm promoting my song.
TWIYpod: You know what I'm saying?
Lovelace: it
TWIYpod: Ooh, they so excited. I'm so icy. And I might just redo that.
Doco: Remake Truth. Wait, is that why you need your kid, Truth?
Lovelace: No, relax.
Doco: Okay, okay. I was gonna say, that's a sick ass homage, but alright, nevermind. We'll take it. So Icy.
TWIYpod: he's he's he's He's very much his city, though.
Doco: Go ahead, continue.
TWIYpod: He's very much his city. No, he liked Jamie St.
Doco: I mean...
TWIYpod: Patrick's Club, so that's why he went with the name.
TWIYpod: Power. Power Universe.
Doco: Oh, okay.
TWIYpod: You got think with your third eye, Doko.
Doco: Okay. Okay. Okay.
TWIYpod: ah
Doco: That's a lot of references. you think that
Lovelace: I'm talking about my son age. Hold on.
TWIYpod: He subconsciously did. He didn't even know.
Doco: they, um,
Lovelace: That's right.
TWIYpod: It's a Tariq in house somewhere. You know what I'm saying?
Doco: do you think that they um maybe were um this how do i they were loaded and that's why they did that? You know they weren't thinking clearly?
TWIYpod: Drugs never made me do that.
Doco: Shit.
TWIYpod: Drugs made you rob somebody?
Doco: No? I never said that.
TWIYpod: was about say, what kind of drugs are you taking? Aggressive drugs? You on steroids?
Doco: Who never said that? I was just saying I've seen people on drugs make stupid choices.
Lovelace: yeah
Lovelace: A lot of niggas, before they go on a drill, they get high, drunk, something.
Doco: They get loaded. Yeah.
Lovelace: They got to muster up the nerve. They can't do that shit consciously.
Doco: They got it. You know what mean? They got to suppress that feeling.
TWIYpod: Pussy.
Doco: We all ain't still cold killers like you, Scully.
Lovelace: Oh, shit.
Doco: You know?
TWIYpod: Oh. i see Yeah.
Lovelace: Oh, shit.
Doco: You know I'm saying? You killed a nigga with a tire iron.
TWIYpod: this
Doco: My bad.
TWIYpod: must
Doco: Like.
TWIYpod: Must be two sc scholars on the pod.
Lovelace: Yeah.
TWIYpod: Gotta be two scholars on the pod. No, i I think you need uppers for a robbery.
Doco: Baby, fucking ask for myself.
TWIYpod: I think you need uppers.
Doco: No.
TWIYpod: Yeah, i think you need uppers.
Doco: Niggas be doing perks, lean, all kind of shit.
TWIYpod: You can't rob somebody off perks.
Doco: Okay.
TWIYpod: Your reflexes is all slow. Your butthole itches. You can't rob nobody off a perk.
Doco: You can do whatever if the nigga don't expect it.
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: Nah, because I'm going to pull the trigger thinking i'm scratching myself. Nah, I can't.
Lovelace: Oh, okay.
TWIYpod: no Don't do no crimes off of Percocet. Hey, young kids listening out there to the used pod, don't do crimes under the influence of Percocets.
Doco: don't do crimes period how about that let's let's ah can we just make that announcement
TWIYpod: Oh, yeah. Yeah, that that too. But since since we're living in and since we're living in a real world, don't do crimes off Percocet or any opioids.
Doco: so do Adderall do Adderall you'll be extra aware
TWIYpod: Don't do crimes off of opioids.
TWIYpod: Dad, them kids love them new addies. Them kids love the new addies.
Doco: This thing is sick, bro.
TWIYpod: The 30s
Doco: Is that a drug that'll get you killed?
TWIYpod: get you killed for, like, if you had a copious amount of it.
Doco: Is that a drug that'll get you killed?
TWIYpod: I think all drugs will get you killed. I mean, if you're in the wrong place.
Doco: Hmm.
TWIYpod: except Except for hallucinogenics.
Doco: All
TWIYpod: The psychedelics, those are a peaceful drug.
Lovelace: Hmm.
Doco: right, so let me rephrase it.
Lovelace: Hmm. Hmm.
TWIYpod: No violence is going to come from LSD.
Doco: Let me rephrase it. That's bullshit. Niggas start seeing shit.
TWIYpod: What? Well, I mean, self-mutilation maybe, but nobody's nobody's ever robbed you with a gun and said, let me get all your LSD stamps, bucko. Like, nobody ever did that.
Doco: you Okay. Okay. I i've i've ah may or may not have seen a situation where somebody got robbed for all their assets.
TWIYpod: He got caught slipping.
Doco: All of it.
Lovelace: Yeah.
Doco: But let me rephrase. What is an addiction that can get you shot?
TWIYpod: Booty.
TWIYpod: Buns.
Doco: Say more.
TWIYpod: Vagino.
Doco: Say more.
TWIYpod: Sex. sex so Sex will get you shot.
Doco: How?
TWIYpod: Uh... Doing sex in the wrong place. Being too aggressive for said sex.
Lovelace: The wrong person?
Doco: You would have to be...
TWIYpod: Having sex with the wrong person. Just having sex with somebody that you're not supposed to be having sex with puts you in a level of danger.
Doco: Okay, I was gonna say you would have to be then... yeah you would have to be fucking someone else's partner. Let's be specific.
TWIYpod: and asked and that's okay. Okay.
Lovelace: Or your sister? Hey,
Doco: What? Nah, I'm not even pressing a button for that. That is not whatever you went to, nigga.
Doco: What are you talking about?
Lovelace: Brent. No, I'm saying, like, shit to get you shot. Like, you could be... it could be somebody's but little sister or older sister or whatever.
TWIYpod: Oh, fucking with somebody's sister.
Lovelace: You fucking her. Right?
Doco: I think that's weird.
Lovelace: No, it's not. It's called protective brothers.
Doco: think that's weird.
Lovelace: Yeah.
Doco: i think that's weird. If your sister is an adult and is making a an adult choice, that's weird.
TWIYpod: Here we go.
Doco: i think that's fucking weird.
TWIYpod: Here we go.
Doco: That's not your girlfriend. That's not your wife. That is your sister, and she wants to suck dick. Who cares?
Lovelace: what if he in the um What if he from the rival game?
Doco: Who cares? She's sucking gang dick. It is what it is. i ah i also don't have a sister. But that's weird. I think the brothers that are like, that shit's weird.
Doco: That shit's weird.
Lovelace: He's a good shit.
Doco: It's very incestuous.
Lovelace: All right.
TWIYpod: it's It's not the action that should be offensive. It's the lie.
Doco: Say more.
TWIYpod: If you want to try and Mac my sister, go ahead and try and Mac my sister.
Doco: Am I your friend?
TWIYpod: Yeah, if you're my friend and you're trying, it's not a it's not a violation.
Doco: Oh, then that's a violation. Yeah, that's different.
TWIYpod: Why is that a violation?
Doco: Because that youre if I'm your friend and we like grew up together type shit, I would view your sister as my sister.
TWIYpod: So what? What if you wanted to date her?
Doco: No, that's weird. That's weird.
TWIYpod: So what? what if you What if we friends for 15 years?
Doco: I could understand you being mad at me then.
TWIYpod: We friends for 15 years, you want to date my sister. I might have joked and said, nah, she off limits because you a dog or whatever, whatever.
Doco: No, that's weird.
TWIYpod: But if y'all are two consenting adults, I got no problem with it. Just don't lie behind it.
TWIYpod: Don't tell me you're not trying to mack my sister. when you clearly are. Like, don't lie behind it. That's the only problem I got to beef with.
Doco: I don't know. That's the one I don't agree with. I'm not going to lie to you.
TWIYpod: It's not.
Doco: I could understand you being mad in that case, for sure.
TWIYpod: Ain't nobody off limits? Ain't nobody off limits? Your mom, your sister, your cousins?
Lovelace: Yeah, same thing. piggyback and I know you don't got a daughter, but same thing. like Be the wrong nigga daughter, bro.
Doco: That's even more weird.
Doco: That's even more weird.
TWIYpod: um to From two consenting adults?
Doco: Because if she's an adult, she's making a choice. It is what it is.
TWIYpod: Same thing with the sister, right?
Doco: it There's no different.
TWIYpod: But you just said it wasn't wasn't good because it's like your sister now.
Lovelace: Uh.
Doco: That's okay. Is that my homie? And we I'm dating your daughter? That's weird.
TWIYpod: Are you both con consenting adults?
Doco: That's fucking weird. That's weird. He watched my daughter grow up and now you want to marry That's weird.
TWIYpod: Oh, i got I got a feeling about that.
Doco: Weird.
TWIYpod: i got a feeling about that 100%, but I'm not finna lose my mind behind it.
Doco: That's fucking weird.
TWIYpod: Hey, that's kind of weird, bro. You've seen you've been around for 35 years.
Doco: Oh no, I'm losing my mind.
TWIYpod: You've been around for 35 years and she's 20. That's a little weird.
Doco: that's I'm losing my mind. What the fuck are you talking about?
TWIYpod: Nah, I ain't got it in.
Doco: You've been around for me raising this kid the whole time?
TWIYpod: I ain't got it
Doco: And now you're talking about, oh, bro, I got feelings for your daughter?
TWIYpod: i I got a bigger beef that I got a bigger beef with the age difference.
Doco: now way. No way.
TWIYpod: I got a bigger beef with the age difference.
Doco: No, I got a beef with where do these feelings develop, nigga? How long have you been feeling this way?
TWIYpod: That too.
Doco: The fuck you talk about?
TWIYpod: But you,
Lovelace: since we were consenting, though,
Doco: No, that's different. That's different. I'm specifying what I'm talking about.
TWIYpod: No, la Lace is playing Marcus Houston.
Lovelace: Go.
TWIYpod: Lace is saying as soon as she hit 18, button, a flip switched in his mind. um you know what? I noticed she was very attractive on her 18th birthday when she was blowing up the candles.
Doco: Nah. Nah, that's weird. Now, she meets fucking Andre at the bar and he's 40 and she's fucking 19, 20, whatever.
Doco: I'm going to advise to not do it, but there's nothing you can do.
TWIYpod: That might mean I failed, too.
Doco: Why?
Lovelace: Mm.
TWIYpod: Because if you're 20 and you're giving 52-year-old niggas a shot, that means if you're giving 40-year-old niggas a shot and you're 20, that might mean you have a daddy issues.
Doco: Why did you just put an extra 12 years on it, nigga?
Lovelace: Oh.
Doco: it
TWIYpod: That means I might have ah might have missed a couple milestones or some shit.
Lovelace: Oh.
TWIYpod: I don't know.
Doco: Or did a hell of a job and she sees that nigga in you. She sees you in that nigga.
Lovelace: You made every anniversary of birth mean something. And so she turned 20, which ain't a real birthday, a special birthday. He was there.
TWIYpod: oh not all
Doco: Turning 20 means nothing.
Lovelace: You weren't.
Doco: Bro, I would hate to celebrate a birthday celebrate a birthday and leave this house.
TWIYpod: I'll knock all this shit over.
Doco: I swear to God. This nigga said 20 means nothing.
TWIYpod: Lay said only the milestones count. Nothing.
Lovelace: What?
TWIYpod: the whole The whole last 365 days don't mean nothing.
Doco: What are you talking about?
Lovelace: What?
Doco: mean nothing.
TWIYpod: Actually, more than that, because he's not counting nothing from 18 until 21. So you got two years of nothing burger birthdays.
Doco: It means nothing.
TWIYpod: He not getting you no cake.
Doco: You graduated high school in that time and it means nothing.
TWIYpod: Nothing.
Lovelace: You graduated high 20? No. better 17 18. 17
Doco: I said in that time, 18 20, you graduated school.
TWIYpod: Not celebrating shit. We
Doco: he graduated high school
Lovelace: to 18. No, it's not. You said it. Hit the rewind.
Doco: For sure.
Lovelace: rewind.
Doco: no it's 18 to 20.
Lovelace: no is not
Doco: You're going to college. You're probably in your sophomore year college when you're 20. No.
TWIYpod: not celebrating shit, bro.
Lovelace: and would just say
TWIYpod: we' not celebrat this shit bro
Doco: No.
Lovelace: three one hit the reward You said 18 to 20 year graduating high school is what you said.
Doco: ah said you've graduated high school in that time.
Lovelace: 20
TWIYpod: Yeah.
Lovelace: is 20.
TWIYpod: And we're not celebrating you.
Doco: That's what I said. No, it didn't mean nothing.
TWIYpod: No.
Doco: Not a milestone year.
TWIYpod: Nothing.
Lovelace: 20 is 20.
Doco: That's sick.
TWIYpod: Not a milestone.
Lovelace: Okay, so then just do everyday
TWIYpod: Is that is that ah is that a um
Doco: Every year matters, nigga. What are we talking about? Life is short.
Lovelace: matters, man.
TWIYpod: is that a symptom of your cheapness?
Lovelace: Just do everyday matters.
TWIYpod: Is that a symptom of your cheapness?
Lovelace: Everyday. Everyday. every day
Doco: It does.
Lovelace: every day
TWIYpod: This nigga said every day matters.
Doco: It does, though. So your birthday should be important.
TWIYpod: He cooking.
Doco: No?
Lovelace: every day every day you should celebrate every day you shouldn't celebrate yeah
TWIYpod: He cooking.
Doco: Oh my God. Here we go with the gas lighting. No, that's not the point. It's the point of this. This is another year that I've been here. I've been pretty decent human. I'm not in jail.
Doco: You know, all right.
TWIYpod: How much money are you saving with this milestone birthday shit?
Doco: Nothing.
TWIYpod: How much how much money do you save every five years? Is it a bag? It's a bag, right? I knew it.
Lovelace: if i did a birthday party Every ever for every birthday a year. That's crazy. to you That's crazy.
Doco: But that's your choice, though, for having that many children. This
Lovelace: so Even if I only have one kid.
TWIYpod: you have You ever meet those people who celebrate their birthday for like two weeks straight?
Doco: nigga's crazy.
Lovelace: One, five, maybe 10, 13, 16, 18, 21.
TWIYpod: you ever You ever meet those people that celebrate their birthday for two weeks straight?
Lovelace: thirteen sixteen eighteen twenty one
TWIYpod: They just go OD.
Doco: This said 1-5-10-18-21. What the fuck? 1-5?
Doco: eighteen twenty one
TWIYpod: What about 16, bro?
Lovelace: thirteen I said 13.
TWIYpod: Sweet 16? Okay, okay.
Lovelace: I said 13 and 16.
TWIYpod: go
Doco: what the fuck one to five
Lovelace: Those are milestones.
TWIYpod: It's nothing important. It's nothing important in between one and five. Nothing important.
Lovelace: what's What's the important time frame between 1 and 5?
TWIYpod: Development is happening.
Lovelace: Please tell me.
TWIYpod: Walking. Potty training.
Lovelace: They're walking 1. Come on. Keep going.
Doco: That is how you socially develop between one and five.
TWIYpod: Potty training.
Lovelace: You said what?
TWIYpod: Kindergarten or pre-K.
Doco: You know if your kid is awkward in public between one and five.
Lovelace: Nope. Kindergarten is 5. Kindergarten is 5.
TWIYpod: Pre-K.
Lovelace: Oh, I don't...
TWIYpod: You don't do pre-K?
Lovelace: Pre-K is like...
TWIYpod: You don't celebrate? You don't believe in pre-K either?
Lovelace: No, pre-K is... I got some kids that went to pre-K. Some of the kids that stayed home and did it from home. they go
TWIYpod: Because of the pandemic, bro.
Lovelace: No, even today.
TWIYpod: We all stayed home.
Lovelace: Even today. but
TWIYpod: Yo, what do you believe in ah Like, let's talk about It might be a shorter list.
Doco: Nothing.
TWIYpod: What do you believe in, Lise?
TWIYpod: You got used beliefs?
Lovelace: None of this shit.
TWIYpod: You got used beliefs?
Doco: Misused belief.
Lovelace: Oh my God.
TWIYpod: Man. My man said, he said one, five, ten, ten,
Doco: That's crazy.
Doco: Twelve.
TWIYpod: no No, not 12. 13. 1-5.
Doco: What is 13? Oh
TWIYpod: That's your first teenager.
Lovelace: Teenager. I'm a teenager.
TWIYpod: So welcome to being a teenager.
Lovelace: Boom.
TWIYpod: Yeah.
Lovelace: That's a milestone in your life.
TWIYpod: And he said,
Lovelace: That's the next part of your next evolution of your life.
TWIYpod: and he said, fuck 12.
Doco: my god,
TWIYpod: And he said, fuck 12, unlike all the other Atlanta residents. He said, fuck 12.
TWIYpod: So, you know, we skipping that one. 13. 13. And then 16.
Lovelace: 16. Doko.
TWIYpod: If he was Hispanic, he would do 15.
Lovelace: Oh, shit.
TWIYpod: That's the quinceanera.
Doco: He wouldn't.
Lovelace: go
Doco: He wouldn't. He wouldn't. He got a Spanish family, but don't do nothing Spanish. But that's okay.
TWIYpod: He eats tacos on Tuesday.
Doco: but
TWIYpod: black people Black people tacos, though. He eats black people tacos.
Doco: Out the package.
TWIYpod: Black people taco night.
Doco: The old El Paso.
TWIYpod: We getting taco shells from the grocery store for a taco night.
Lovelace: it
Doco: Do y'all buy taco from the Mexican restaurant for taco night, or do you for cook ah black people taco?
Lovelace: I go to San Marcos.
Lovelace: I go to San Marcos go get my products.
Doco: For yourself
TWIYpod: Is that the Mexican grocery store?
Lovelace: San Marcos? Yes. Yes, totally. Yes.
TWIYpod: Bet your yellow rice ain't hitting, though. I bet your Mexican rice ain't hitting.
Doco: He don't know how to make Mexican rice Oh actually Lace do know how to cook I take that back I take that back That's the one thing he does well For the family You know i'm saying He cooks But he don't celebrate no fucking birthdays That shit is crazy to me bro
Lovelace: Okay.
TWIYpod: Because he's not Mexican.
Lovelace: All right.
TWIYpod: I don't know how he's been getting away with it for this long.
Doco: Oh my god bro
TWIYpod: Like, the only other people that I know that live like this are Jehovah's Witness.
Doco: Well there's other people that live like that But we don't mention those people No but free them Free them no it's your people that You know are weird about holidays and shit
Lovelace: Hmm.
TWIYpod: The Palestinians?
Lovelace: Hmm.
TWIYpod: a
TWIYpod: i thought i I thought I had you. i thought I had you.
Lovelace: Hmm.
TWIYpod: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We still going to celebrate the day you was born, though.
Doco: Mm-hmm. Yeah, they get a lot they get a lot of bread on birthdays, right?
TWIYpod: Yeah, we still going. Or you might get an offering, you know.
Doco: Mm-hmm.
TWIYpod: Take my man out to the farm. Get you a little goat.
Doco: A stock, a bond.
TWIYpod: you a little goat or something.
Lovelace: Mm-hmm.
TWIYpod: little get you a log go
Doco: Well, what do you guys then do with that goat?
TWIYpod: You know what we're doing with that goat.
Lovelace: Six, right?
Doco: I don't know.
TWIYpod: Take that.
Doco: They've been saying y'all been, you know, doing lot of...
TWIYpod: and take that goat Take that goat to a nice hill. Put his head towards the towards the bottom of the hill.
Doco: and say a prayer.
TWIYpod: Say a prayer.
Doco: oh so y'all do sacrifice animals.
TWIYpod: Just like an avatar. No, you're not sacrificing an animal. You're killing the animal for food and nourishment for the family.
TWIYpod: Unless you need a goat for your property and then you get to keep the goat.
Doco: I don't know. The internet says you guys do rituals and, you know,
Lovelace: internet.
TWIYpod: Except Survive. It's a vibe, though. You've got to be there.
Lovelace: The summary page said that. it
TWIYpod: You've got to be there, Doko. You've got to be there.
Doco: Would you do a ah That's a lie
Lovelace: ah You know what's crazy?
TWIYpod: okay Doko also doesn't believe in anything either. So it's Doko who go yokco don't believe
Lovelace: Wait, Scully, you still wore your yarmulke, bro. I still ain't seen a yarmulke. I've been knowing you for a few years now.
Doco: Cause he's not Man Sneaker wears a baseball cap That is his yarmulke That's a perfect head too Shiny ass head He didn't dress up for me
Lovelace: I still ain't seen your shit.
TWIYpod: in anything. Because I'm not putting any garbs on for y'all.
Lovelace: You just put this on for Doko.
TWIYpod: No, it's not.
Lovelace: You can't put the Yamako on for me.
TWIYpod: No, I had that on already.
Lovelace: said,
Doco: He did not dress up for me.
TWIYpod: What do you mean? i didn't and didn't put that on.
Doco: That's...
TWIYpod: that is
Lovelace: I'm going to send this live video.
TWIYpod: I
Lovelace: I'm to send this live photo. I'm going to send this live photo.
Doco: That's crazy.
TWIYpod: i don't even like the way you structured that sentence.
Doco: He definitely said, where's my super suit? ah ah
TWIYpod: I don't like the way you structured that sentence.
Doco: He definitely said...
Lovelace: ah did
TWIYpod: You put this on for Doko, actually.
Doco: you did though.
TWIYpod: Actually, i put it on I put it on for men's health.
Doco: Pause.
Lovelace: he had
Doco: For all of men's health.
TWIYpod: yeah
Lovelace: I got you.
TWIYpod: Men's health is important to me at my age.
Lovelace: I got you, Scudley. He did it for Awareness Month. Appreciate you, brother. You did it for Awareness Month.
TWIYpod: What is it? Autism awareness month?
Lovelace: Yes, sir.
TWIYpod: What month is it? Is it?
Doco: Shout out to the tis.
TWIYpod: So they need weighted vests?
Doco: It is.
Lovelace: Yeah.
TWIYpod: you might You might drop one of them suckers with a weighted vest on.
Doco: right.
Lovelace: ah but
TWIYpod: I don't know. I don't know.
Doco: They do use what wheat well weighted vest blankets since we're being serious.
TWIYpod: a
Doco: Yes.
TWIYpod: no out.
Doco: Heavy, heavy sensory objects, you know?
Lovelace: Oh.
TWIYpod: Hey, just hey lets let me find let me find one that's good at math if we go into Vegas. It'll be like Rain Man, the sequel, but with black people.
Doco: Lace, nigga. What are you talking about?
TWIYpod: Lace is good at math?
Doco: He's autistic as fuck.
TWIYpod: Nah, that nigga's not.
Doco: That's why he's so rigid. What are you? Yes.
TWIYpod: He's the only autistic about music.
Doco: No, it ah Lace.
TWIYpod: That's why he stopped rapping.
Doco: Okay. yeah but
TWIYpod: He got caught up in an ambient pattern. You know what I'm saying? That's why he stopped rapping. He always said it was the MGK. It was the Spectrum. You know?
Doco: That's funny.
Doco: Mm-mm.
Lovelace: But nah, but for real though, um,
TWIYpod: Nah, I'm going to get me one. We're going to Vegas. And we just going to do some damage in Vegas, man. I got to get me one that's cool, though. Not like Rain Man, but a little bit like as good at math, but a little bit more personable.
Doco: Would...
Doco: Okay. So, like, would you consider that, like, a superpower, right?
TWIYpod: Fuck yes. Being good at math?
Doco: Alright, so what part of... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? So, like, what part of, like, your trauma would you consider a superpower for your personality?
TWIYpod: Yeah.
Doco: Like, what part of your trauma made you who you are today?
TWIYpod: I got beef with clowns, bro.
Doco: What?
TWIYpod: I got beef with clowns, bro.
Doco: What is...
TWIYpod: Like deep-seated beef with clowns.
Doco: ah fuck is this dude talking about?
TWIYpod: That's my weakness.
Doco: Okay.
TWIYpod: That's my weakness. Clowns are my weakness.
Doco: Okay. I said enhances your personality, nigga.
TWIYpod: Yeah, that's why I'm that's called i' funny.
Doco: Not fucking...
Doco: oh Go ahead. Go ahead.
TWIYpod: That's why I'm funny.
Lovelace: Say more.
Doco: Go ahead. Go ahead.
TWIYpod: I'm beefing with clowns my whole life. That's why I'm funny.
Doco: Like circus clowns?
TWIYpod: Yeah, yeah, all of them.
Lovelace: So not it, but like, doink.
TWIYpod: No, him too. He's on the list.
Doco: Oh, no, that makes sense. He grew up in the John Wayne Gacy era. So... That makes sense.
TWIYpod: I didn't even know about Duke.
TWIYpod: I know about him now.
Lovelace: You didn't like the clowns at the Soul Circus?
TWIYpod: I know about him now.
Doco: Mm-hmm.
TWIYpod: No.
Doco: Mm-hmm.
Lovelace: Universal!
TWIYpod: No. So we was in Germany. The first time went to a circus, we were in Germany.
Lovelace: Oh, okay.
TWIYpod: And those circuses are different.
Lovelace: I'm hearing you.
TWIYpod: They still had the freak shows at the circus. We talking bearded lady midgets, which freaked me out a lot till I, okay, little people.
Doco: So like bearded lady type shit? Okay.
Doco: Little people.
TWIYpod: Freaked me out until I slid one. Then I felt great about life.
Lovelace: hearing
TWIYpod: But they had like their cuddled.
Doco: Whatever you into, you go do that. You go do you, my brother. but but
TWIYpod: lay Stop laughing. It's not funny. You slid a midget before. We all slid a midget before.
Doco: No, I didn't.
TWIYpod: I forgot. We on the phone.
Doco: No, I'm more interested in the... the the how How did that work?
TWIYpod: I forgot. We on the
Lovelace: I'm sliding the midget.
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: phone. Her house was built for a little person. So
Doco: You had to go like this?
TWIYpod: it was a little, you know, the bathroom sink situation was really, really awkward.
Doco: It was at your knees? Yeah.
TWIYpod: lower. Like i I was on my knee and I still had, it felt like he was praying on a pew or some shit.
Doco: ah
TWIYpod: on the on the arm
Doco: ah You a sick ass nigga bro Black church has got it too nigga Yeah With the leather joint on the pew What do you talking about
TWIYpod: If you've ever been in the Catholic church, if you've ever been in the Catholic church, the little knee cushion joints, for all you Catholics out there, y'all know what I'm talking about.
TWIYpod: Oh, they got the little knee things too? How would I know? how would i
Doco: Freak boy
TWIYpod: It was nice though. It was nice. It was nice.
Doco: Okay. Freak show.
TWIYpod: a Freak show. So the clowns was like, they was like real.
Doco: Sicko.
TWIYpod: They wasn't like jokey, jokey clowns. They was like realistic clowns.
Lovelace: Mm-hmm.
TWIYpod: So they had the low face paint on. They was smoking cigarettes. Like while they was doing their tricks, they was just smoking cigarettes. They looked like regular people scratching their balls and shit. Niggas took me to go meet the Jones after the show.
TWIYpod: And the nigga just scared the shit out of me. He just scared the living shit out of me.
Doco: How are you?
TWIYpod: I was young. I ain't speak English yet. So I was that young.
Doco: Like one to five?
TWIYpod: Yeah.
Doco: Oh, a formative year.
TWIYpod: Yeah.
Doco: Interesting.
TWIYpod: Don't fuck. Ain't fuck with clowns since killer clowns, killer clowns from outer space.
Doco: Interesting. Continue.
TWIYpod: That shit drop. Killer, killer clowns from outer space or killer clowns from Mars, whatever the fuck that shit drop.
Doco: Mm-hmm.
TWIYpod: ramont took me back to Germany. No way.
Lovelace: I
TWIYpod: And then it dropped. So now I'm having nightmares of clowns riding on dogs chasing me through hospitals.
Lovelace: was scared of getting in the shower after it came out.
Doco: but
TWIYpod: All the things I'm scared of wrapped in one, all the things I'm scared of wrapped in one, my one motherfucking nightmare.
Doco: You scared of dogs?
TWIYpod: It's crazy. I was. Yeah. That's why I stay in the house on Friday 13th. I told y'all I used to be.
Doco: And you're scared of hospitals? I agree with the hospital thing. I don't like going to the hospital.
TWIYpod: I used to be pre-stroke. After the stroke, I had to get used to that shit.
Doco: Scared of dogs is funny as hell.
TWIYpod: Hey, nigga.
Doco: You are pussy.
TWIYpod: Nah. Listen, a dog chase, nigga, a dog chase me like five blocks.
Doco: This thing is so turn around and kick it. What are you talking about?
TWIYpod: That nigga was fast, bro. That nigga was fast.
Doco: la you that you wrote Lace not scared of dogs.
TWIYpod: That nigga was fast.
Lovelace: I just know he hated watching The Simpsons.
TWIYpod: He's scared of dogs.
Doco: He's a dog owner.
TWIYpod: Why I hate watching The Simpsons? Because of Santa's a little helper?
Lovelace: Santa's gonna help her hand crusty, nigga?
TWIYpod: I never fuck with Krusty. Them Butterfinger commercials where he was in it, I'd be like, oh, fuck Butterfingers, bro. Fuck Butterfingers and Butterfinger BBs.
Doco: So you've never been to the circus since you was a kid?
TWIYpod: No, I've been there. I've been there.
Doco: You just stay away from the clowns?
TWIYpod: I'm on. um um I got my guard up. I got my guard up.
Doco: So you never do like the balloon elephant joints? Like you stay away from the clowns?
TWIYpod: Nah, I don't need, what do I need to be there for?
Doco: You are so pussy for that.
TWIYpod: What do I need to be there while this nigga?
Lovelace: So when you threw said parties for the anniversary of birth, y'all didn't have a clown?
Doco: but
TWIYpod: Fuck no.
Lovelace: To
TWIYpod: might Well, my mom dressed up as a clown one year.
Doco: Oh, okay.
Lovelace: scare you or to celebrate somebody?
Doco: I was going to say finish this sentence because that's crazy.
TWIYpod: for somebody's birthday, my mom threw the threw the joint on the afro.
Doco: he it He said, well, my mom, but you know, she was there. ah
TWIYpod: she she she jumped She jumped in the clown suit one year for somebody's birthday. I didn't attend that party.
Doco: What?
TWIYpod: I did not attend.
Doco: Bro, girl, some balls, bro. That's crazy.
TWIYpod: really Because why the fuck we need a clown at the crib?
Doco: No gonads. Because why not, nigga?
Lovelace: a Hey, that's the very...
TWIYpod: No.
Doco: Why not? The same reason why we need a bouncy house.
TWIYpod: Why we... Not bouncy house. I'm pro-bouncy house.
Doco: I'm pro clown.
TWIYpod: Con clown.
Doco: I'm pro face paint. You know, so you don't do.
TWIYpod: So... sos
Doco: All right, pause. Never mind.
TWIYpod: No, you can do face paint. You can do face paint. A clown don't have to do that. is It's a Mexican lady that'll come paint faces for $30.
Lovelace: Is she good?
TWIYpod: and um She's serviceable. You're going to get your $30 worth. For
Doco: $30 All she can do is balloons on your face Pause
Lovelace: per or 30 for the day?
TWIYpod: the day.
Lovelace: Oh, Scully, we have like 40 kids over there.
TWIYpod: Yeah, balloons and a little explosion, too. She can do a little explosion, too.
Doco: That's it Heights Plains Hmm What'd you say That's
TWIYpod: So what are you niggas scared of? What do you niggas definitely scared of? Oh, bitches, I forgot.
Lovelace: Wouldn't the height and plane be one in the same?
TWIYpod: And you're talking about me having an issue with clowns?
Lovelace: I said, wouldn't the height and the plane be one and the same?
Doco: it Heights, Plains I used to love roller coasters.
Lovelace: I heard height is Kamala's name.
Doco: i don't like roller coasters anymore. I'm terrified of roller coasters today. I tried to do it.
Lovelace: Since you became a parent?
Doco: Maybe. Maybe. But it's always been planes, though. Bro, don't call me pussy for not wanting to go on a plane. I can fight a clown, nigga. I can't fight the air.
TWIYpod: I can fight a clown too.
Lovelace: yeah That's how you survive if it book if it got to jump out. fight bear it
Doco: It's over, nigga.
TWIYpod: Nah, you got to take the cushion.
Doco: if
TWIYpod: You got to take the cushion.
Doco: It's over.
TWIYpod: The cushion got a parachute in it.
Doco: It's over, bro. You getting a plane crash, it's over. I'm afraid of...
TWIYpod: The way planes been crashing, this nigga's walking away from these plane crashes. I feel a whole lot better today. My odds in a plane crash today, way better than the ninety s
Lovelace: He didn't watch paradise.
TWIYpod: I haven't. I haven't watched it.
Lovelace: talking gotta watch paradise, bro. Look how that plane ended up. He limped around for an episode. He was good.
Doco: That's TV.
Lovelace: So was your life.
Doco: I mean, y'all, ah you know, y'all favorite didn't make it.
Doco: Just said.
Lovelace: See, I thought you about to say something.
Doco: Rest in peace.
TWIYpod: You talking about Brown?
Doco: You don't play in that. Hey, he's still alive. Live and well.
TWIYpod: Who are you talking about? Willie Nelson? Who who died in the plane crash?
Doco: It was a helicopter.
TWIYpod: Oh.
Doco: Playing in the air.
Lovelace: Rest in peace to them people. thought she was going to say somebody got on a plane and they barely made it
Doco: Playing in the air.
Doco: No, I wasn't going to go there, ladies. You are sick. But, yeah, i don't like planes. I wouldn't do planes. I also don't like go-karts.
Doco: I'm terrified of go-karts.
Doco: Terrified of go-karts. I flipped over one of them when I was a kid before.
Lovelace: Like the one that had the the ah the casing over it or just open?
Doco: No, like a little... Yeah. On some dirt road shit.
TWIYpod: Look at this shit niggas are scared of.
Doco: You are scared of clowns.
TWIYpod: You're scared of go-karts, bro. You can't play Mario Kart at the crib.
Doco: Yeah. I can play Mario Kart just fine. I'm talking about real life go-karts.
Lovelace: shit.
Doco: You can't watch fucking Simpsons, nigga.
TWIYpod: i can watch it.
Doco: What are you talking about?
TWIYpod: I can watch it. I'm not going to be pleased when a nigga show up on the screen, but I can watch it.
Doco: You prefer to the Cleveland show over the Simpsons. don't want to hear that shit, bro.
TWIYpod: Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Doco: Yeah, exactly.
Lovelace: Eh.
Doco: Don't want to hear that shit. Lace, what are you... ah I said enhanced your personality though, right? So like, my example would have been, which y'all don't really, but I think I have a good judge of character, motherfucker.
TWIYpod: Not if you're scared of planes.
Doco: Yeah. 100%.
TWIYpod: i think I think you being scared of heights enhanced your personality because you're 5'8".
Doco: one hundred percent
Doco: la foot That's fine.
TWIYpod: so So you got to have an enhanced personality because you're
Doco: That's fine.
TWIYpod: The world doesn't really trust short people, especially men.
Doco: God gave me my, you know, he knew my abilities. he If I was six foot, I would have been washed you niggas, bro. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
Doco: What? If he made me tall, I would have really out here.
Lovelace: too much.
Doco: What do you mean? God knew better. Take the Lord. He gave me so many abilities. okay And height wasn't one him That's okay.
Lovelace: and that's too much
Doco: Too much, bro.
Lovelace: it's to wi
Doco: Too much power.
TWIYpod: I had to humble you, nigga. That's why I got scoliosis. Nigga had to humble me.
Doco: Too much power. Yeah, he gave you height, but a fucked up back. I'd rather be short.
TWIYpod: and ba And bad posture.
Doco: I'd just rather be short, nigga. You what I'm saying?
TWIYpod: Nah, because can hide the scoliosis.
Doco: What are we talking about?
TWIYpod: You can't hide being short.
Doco: Yeah, but once you take your shirt off, it's over for you.
Lovelace: and I got insoles now.
TWIYpod: I'm not doing the scoliosis test for the hoes. You think I'm out here lifting my shirt up and bending over and grabbing my toes for the hoes so they can see the S?
Doco: What are you talking about?
Doco: No, but once you go to get intimate and then you sit on the side of the bed, it's over. You know how when you're done, you sit on the side of a bed. ni you know Yeah, exactly.
Lovelace: You calling my most Klausimoto? What?
Doco: What are you talking about?
TWIYpod: This nigga gave me a hunchback.
Doco: Come walk some day. if Once you get yeah me, let's come on, nigga. You a hunchback of Notre Dame. Like.
TWIYpod: she knew something She knew something was wrong with me. She seen my sneakers.
Doco: No.
TWIYpod: yeah She heard me walking. She heard me walking down the hallway dragging this motherfucker.
Doco: That's funny.
TWIYpod: She know something wrong with me.
Doco: That's funny as hell. Yeah, see, God knew better, though. What enhanced your personality? lays what like what You know what I mean? like What trauma from your childhood? like Yeah, okay.
Lovelace: Trauma of childbirth.
Doco: Jesus Christ.
Lovelace: but
Doco: That's why he don't celebrate birthdays.
TWIYpod: p Being a latchkey kid, being a latchkey kid traumatized him.
Doco: That makes sense.
TWIYpod: So now that enhances personality. Now he like Mr. Security with it.
Lovelace: yeah
Doco: Okay. That makes sense.
TWIYpod: He got the, he got the, he got the air, he got the, ah what is it?
Lovelace: So
TWIYpod: The air drops?
Lovelace: the air tags.
TWIYpod: The air, the air tags.
Lovelace: Yeah.
TWIYpod: He got the air tags on the kids.
Doco: Oh, I do too.
TWIYpod: What? That's not a violation of privacy, y'all?
Lovelace: No, they just know the bag is there. Yeah.
TWIYpod: Yo, the way the nigga didn't even let the question breathe.
Doco: thing is there
TWIYpod: You heard him? No.
Doco: I agree, though. What do you mean a violation of privacy?
Lovelace: But, like, everybody's location from my household is shared.
Doco: What are you talking about?
Lovelace: So it's like...
Doco: Yeah, what do we talking about?
Lovelace: But I also got younger kids that don't have phones.
Doco: they get No.
Lovelace: So that's why they have AirTag.
Doco: If my kids are 18, I'm fucking sharing their location.
Lovelace: I know. I'm talking about the AirTag. The AirTags are for the kids that don't have phones.
TWIYpod: Wait.
Doco: I'm putting the air tag in your fucking car. Yes.
TWIYpod: you can't ask You can ask them to share their location when they're 18?
Doco: No.
Lovelace: um If I'm paying that phone bill...
Doco: um' that so I'm with Lays, bro.
TWIYpod: Oh, i'm glad um madam I'm about to shoot some tags.
Doco: na that No.
TWIYpod: Yo, let me get that.
Doco: So you and your spouse don't share your location?
TWIYpod: Let me drop low. I'm going to just send the tags. Drop low.
Doco: No, just request the location and see what happens.
TWIYpod: don't know how to do that.
Doco: Go into the contact.
Lovelace: You need to have it. If y'all all got Apple, bruh, and you paying for it, put them all under the family plan so you can save some money.
Doco: Yeah, what are you? 100%. What?
TWIYpod: I'm not paying a bunch of phone bills so I can know where niggas is at. i just...
Lovelace: No, no, no. I'm saying if you are already, you need to put them all on the same Apple plan so you can save money.
Doco: It's not about knowing where they're at.
TWIYpod: Oh.
Lovelace: That's what I said.
TWIYpod: I just i just asked niggas, yo, where you at?
Doco: Here. Here.
TWIYpod: W-I-A? Is you good? you safe?
Doco: Fuck no, I'm checking locations.
Lovelace: W-I-A.
TWIYpod: Did you make it home?
Doco: I got locations of kids i don't even take care of every day.
Doco: 100%. I can tell you where my nieces and nephews are right now.
TWIYpod: I...
TWIYpod: I couldn't tell you nothing. My kid went to a Fetty Wap concert last night. i was like, yo, I thought he was in jail.
TWIYpod: You went to jail? You telling me you got booked? You in the bookings, beloved? She's like, no, man. He's out. And he got a new album out. I was like, oh, okay.
Lovelace: I did
Doco: Yeah, his new shit is kind of fire, actually.
TWIYpod: Wouldn't know. thought I thought something was still in jail. Last Fetty Wap song I heard, last Fetty Wap song I heard, well I got a Glock in my raw ray.
Lovelace: it because I'm not a years.
TWIYpod: Like, that was the...
Doco: no that's a lie. You heard the yams one, nigga.
TWIYpod: Can I get to the yams?
Doco: Yep.
TWIYpod: I thought that was Masego.
Doco: Nah, bro, that's Fetty Wap.
TWIYpod: No, that's Masego and Charlie Wilson.
Doco: You can say whatever you want. I know what I heard. I heard the Fetty Wap version.
TWIYpod: I didn't even know. No, I didn't know.
Lovelace: Thank you.
Doco: Okay. We only acknowledge Fetty Wap's version here.
TWIYpod: Nah, I like Charlie Wilson's version.
Doco: He did too much.
TWIYpod: and you get to the young
Doco: Yeah, he did too much.
TWIYpod: He did that for the aunties.
Doco: did too much.
TWIYpod: You don't like R&B for the aunties?
Doco: I like Charlie Wilson as Charlie Wilson, not Charlie Wilson is singing a Christmas jingle.
TWIYpod: I like Charlie Wilson everywhere but Tiny Desk. I ain't like his Tiny Desk. I ain't like his Tiny Desk.
Doco: That's hate.
TWIYpod: I ain't like his Tiny Desk.
Doco: That's hate.
TWIYpod: That was a waste.
Doco: They didn't produce him right.
TWIYpod: He didn't produce himself. He sound the same.
Doco: Nah, they didn't produce him.
TWIYpod: He sound like he always sound, but I just didn't like his tiny desk. It was a wait.
Doco: What's something you missed from your childhood?
TWIYpod: I can't say naps because I'm still going to take a nap today as an adult.
Lovelace: Y'all napping
TWIYpod: Yo, what's wrong with it?
Doco: What's wrong with taking a nap?
TWIYpod: Yo, hold on a second, gang. Why are you shooting?
Doco: Yeah, what is wrong with taking a nap?
Lovelace: me. just I'm just trying to figure out how y'all had the opportunity to take naps when y'all got to take care of.
Doco: My children go to school every day.
TWIYpod: Because I don't have six, nigga.
Lovelace: Crazy.
Doco: yeah Exactly.
TWIYpod: yeah
Doco: What are you talking about?
TWIYpod: because um Because I'm not in control of everything.
Doco: i stopped, nigga.
TWIYpod: That's how I can afford to take a nap.
Doco: I stopped so I knew I could take naps. I have two children that I sent to school every day. It's nap time, nigga.
TWIYpod: That nigga Doko said, I pulled out. ah I left that lady alone so I could take naps.
Lovelace: Like, okay, what do y'all considering that? but This is going tell me if y'all do naps or if y'all just got the wrong mindset.
TWIYpod: More than 45 minutes.
Doco: No, a 20 minute nap is a good nap.
Lovelace: Okay, that's a nap.
TWIYpod: No, that's foreplay. That's a nap foreplay.
Lovelace: That's a nap.
Doco: No, that's a good nap. A 20 minute nap is actually appropriate nap.
Lovelace: anything Anything over an hour, Brad, you going to sleep.
Doco: Anything longer than you went to sleep.
Lovelace: Just go sleep.
Doco: Yeah, you went to sleep.
TWIYpod: that's not even That's not even second base.
Doco: You went to sleep.
TWIYpod: 20 minutes on a nap? That's not even second base. Your hand not even under her shirt yet. What are you talking about?
Doco: Nigga, that's whoa. First of all, a nap doesn't consist of cuddling at all.
TWIYpod: 20 minutes, not just that's I'm just saying that's foreplay. That's a nod off. I can nod off for 20 minutes.
Doco: 20 minutes a quick reset. and they give What?
Lovelace: right You nodded off watching the rip and I had to spit everywhere because of it.
Doco: do you what
TWIYpod: I did. I did.
Doco: 20 minutes is a quick reset.
Lovelace: That was the nod off.
Doco: Boom.
TWIYpod: 20 minutes is not. i don't i
Doco: 30 minutes, you're almost in REM sleep.
TWIYpod: I'm not respecting a 20-minute nap, bro.
Doco: And that's sleep.
TWIYpod: If I wake up from from a nap and it was 20 minutes, I'm going have an attitude.
Doco: If you wake up from a nap and you're like, damn, I slept through the day, that's sleeping, nigga.
TWIYpod: That's vibe. That's vibes.
Doco: That's not a nap.
TWIYpod: Listen, I promise you this. You don't drink.
Doco: And you about to be up all night just walking around the house looking for shit to do.
TWIYpod: so
TWIYpod: You don't drink. So you never got hit with a Saturday afternoon nap after day drinking or morning drinking.
Doco: No, but I've gotten a Saturday afternoon nap after smoking four cones to the face.
TWIYpod: And you hit that.
TWIYpod: Yeah. And you was gone for some hours.
Doco: That's the same thing. Yeah, that's that's sleeping.
TWIYpod: And you woke up in the dark, scared. You didn't know what time it was or what day it was. And it was still Saturday.
Doco: Yep. Yep.
TWIYpod: That's the fucking reset button. Now, now you good.
Doco: No.
Lovelace: No, you went to sleep. Now you're not going to be able to fall asleep later.
Doco: that's That's not the reset button.
TWIYpod: Go, go do it again.
Doco: You're going either have to go bother your girl the or you go do it again and now you fucked up and hung over in the morning.
Lovelace: Go do it again.
Doco: Right?
TWIYpod: Boone rally. No, there's never a hundred.
Doco: Or you bother your girl for the night-night nam-nam.
TWIYpod: When you need your medicine.
Doco: Or you in the bathroom.
TWIYpod: you You need your medicine, okay?
Doco: know how
TWIYpod: You need your medicine.
Doco: yeah Or are you in the bathroom on the toilet. Because I know you niggas ain't bold enough to do it while she's sleeping right next to you.
TWIYpod: Why not?
Doco: You ain't that gangster, bro. Cut it out.
TWIYpod: Ain't I'm shooting on that side of the bed. Ain't
Doco: e Neither one of you niggas is that gangster, bro.
TWIYpod: I'm shooting on that side of the bed.
Lovelace: Oh my God.
Doco: Stop it, bro. Stop it. Stop it.
TWIYpod: Hey, i don't care I don't care what side of the bed you sleep on.
Doco: Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
Lovelace: How did she wake up?
TWIYpod: Whatever side you're on is the wet spot.
Lovelace: How did she wake up?
Doco: stop it
TWIYpod: Wake up what?
Doco: Yeah, what are you doing? She wakes up. Exactly. Good question, Lace.
Lovelace: Hey.
TWIYpod: No. No.
Doco: Cap. Cap.
Lovelace: Hey.
Doco: Cap. She's annoyed.
TWIYpod: No.
Lovelace: Hold on.
TWIYpod: It's halftime. It's halftime.
Doco: She's annoyed.
TWIYpod: You can still get in the game.
Doco: She's annoyed.
TWIYpod: You can still get in the game. You
Lovelace: And it's going to be a quick whistle for you, too.
TWIYpod: o Listen, the only reason why she's annoyed is because I was going crazy over here.
Doco: look at you like, I beg your pardon?
TWIYpod: and it's an earthquake in the bed.
Doco: I beg your pardon?
Lovelace: And check this out.
Doco: I beg your pardon?
TWIYpod: Just real quick.
Doco: of You into what?
TWIYpod: Just real quick.
Lovelace: AG already applied, so she ain't got to... Man, this real quick.
TWIYpod: Just real quick.
Doco: Alright. That has been... yeah
TWIYpod: You know what it is.
Doco: Disgusting. This nigga said I'm already wet.
TWIYpod: Amir Lace is here.
TWIYpod: She called that nigga pre-cum poppy. but
