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Us3d Lub3
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We open the pod with more friendship Myths. Scoli finds out that ownership of a pet doesn't grant you freedom to customization. He seems to be truly amazed by learning this. Scoli might need to get out the house more. Scoli has a PSA for all the 9-5 workers which is a great reverse of his thoughts from the previous pod. Scoli has a theory on blue collar gangs. Random movie and Tv quotes and Doco doesn't know about Paid in full? A hood classic. Who's the most feared street villain? We briefly talk about the Gucci situation since Ratlanta is having another bad criminal run. What drugs are needed for a robbery? We break into some of the weirdest topics but it's pure comedy. Are family members considered off limits? Lace walks us through his thought process of birthdays and milestone birthdays and how they are celebrated. The guys break down their fears and some of these answers are a little strange. Some how a little person segment happens on the pod.
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Myth of Dog Ownership as Friendship
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TWIYpod
had a dog for like two years has to be the biggest friendship myth like cause who the fuck knew you had a dog besides lace y'all niggas bonded over being dog owners
00:00:02
Doco
That's your fault
00:00:09
Doco
How?
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Doco
Lace Lil Maul When Maul was selling Frenchies Like
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TWIYpod
Wait, Ma was selling Frenchies?
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Doco
No that's a lie That's smut That's smut for no reason
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TWIYpod
I was about say, I really be missing the group chat, bro. like
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Lovelace
Oh.
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TWIYpod
Niggas selling whole...
00:00:32
Doco
Mo looked like he was selling franchise though.
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TWIYpod
Nah, he looked like he would sell some Rottweilers. Like some...
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TWIYpod
Whatever people were mixing with Rottweilers.
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Doco
Yeah.
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Doco
Mm-hmm.
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TWIYpod
Yeah, Ma sells that.
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Doco
That's crazy.
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TWIYpod
And then he'd be in the crib of trying to figure out how to do the tail shit.
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Doco
Mm-hmm.
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TWIYpod
and do the shit with the ears, whatever they be clipping the ears, he'd be in the crib trying to figure out how to do that shit off of Google.
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Doco
Mm-hmm.
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TWIYpod
Trying to figure out why it don't work right. All his dogs got cock-eyed ears.
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Doco
So he's going to jail.
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TWIYpod
Nah, you can do whatever you want to your dog. It's your dog.
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Doco
Shit, nigga. Okay.
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TWIYpod
minus Minus Michael Vick. You can do whatever you want to to your dog.
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Doco
That's not true. your neighbors Your neighbors will call the police on you.
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Lovelace
views and concerns surrounding dogs do not reflect the views. Ha ha!
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Doco
Yeah, exactly. Exactly.
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TWIYpod
why What are y'all saying right now?
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Doco
I'm saying that. I'm Doko. That's Love Lace in the red shirt. And that's Scully.
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TWIYpod
I still don't. I don't.
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TWIYpod
Sometimes I be lost.
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TWIYpod
Sometimes I be used.
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Doco
And sometimes we say things on these podcasts, right? We say things on these podcasts sometimes that don't mutually reflect each other's opinions. For example,
Skepticism on Pandemic Entrepreneurship
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Doco
this nigga just said you can do whatever to your dog that you like and it don't matter.
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TWIYpod
It's your dog.
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Doco
Nah, that's okay.
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TWIYpod
It's your dog.
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Doco
Go ahead. Go shoot your dog in the yard right now.
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Lovelace
There you
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Doco
See if the neighbors don't call the police.
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TWIYpod
Like I said, minus Michael Vick, I thought that you could do whatever you wanted to to your goal.
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Doco
What do you mean minus Michael? Like, okay, so clipping your dog's tail is depending on the breed is okay, but you're not about to go fucking clip the tail of a
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Doco
you can't and you shouldn't.
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Lovelace
go, Jeff. a fifty report
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Doco
Whatever you into, you go do that.
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TWIYpod
so who's...
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Doco
You go do you, my brother. but
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TWIYpod
So who's attacking these whites that are coloring their poodles? I know y'all seen these poodles.
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Doco
That's dog friendly dye.
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Lovelace
Yeah, dog guy. Like, ah my aunt's Australian Shepherd. Got all the dyes and stuff, too.
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Doco
that's dog friendly dye.
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TWIYpod
So that's kosher.
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Doco
Nobody tells you that anything when you put that shit in your beard.
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TWIYpod
I don't.
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Doco
Come on, bro.
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TWIYpod
don't.
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Doco
We seen you with the fresh Beijing.
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TWIYpod
I don't. I don't.
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Doco
We seen you.
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TWIYpod
I wish. i wish. no
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Doco
You want to be selling Pepper Daddy so bad, but it's okay.
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TWIYpod
no this is This is very much, it's it's it's almost all so.
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Doco
You know?
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TWIYpod
So,
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Doco
We can go through it You want to tell the people and Never
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TWIYpod
listen.
Best Street Villains & Loyalty in Crime
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Doco
mind Never mind Never mind Never mind Go ahead Go ahead
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TWIYpod
I'm not, listen. Just, hey, folks, all all my gainfully employed folks out there, um free yourself, okay? Free yourself.
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Doco
Free your mind From the shackles of whitey Yeah
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TWIYpod
From the shackles of employment, bro.
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TWIYpod
and Celebrate, break bro. Celebrate. Last week, we had a great conversation about...
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Lovelace
There go.
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Doco
No, just fucking go self-employed. you don't have to sell a brick.
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TWIYpod
Nah, self-employed wave is over. The pandemic ruined being self-employed.
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Doco
No, it didn't.
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TWIYpod
if Too many of you niggas out here are entrepreneurs.
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Doco
No, too many niggas out here faking entrepreneurship.
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TWIYpod
That too. But it's...
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Doco
But the real ones stand out.
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TWIYpod
It's too many entrepreneurs out there, just like it's too many girls selling content. so don't So don't sell the buns no more.
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Doco
I disagree.
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TWIYpod
Don't sell the investment programs no more. Sell a brick.
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Doco
Okay.
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TWIYpod
right? Sell a brick.
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Doco
Okay. But it's got to be for low.
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TWIYpod
I mean, you're going to wash it down with acetone and whatever the fuck else they do.
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Doco
No.
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TWIYpod
All the stuff they taught you in science class.
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Doco
Creatine. Creatine.
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TWIYpod
But yeah, everybody celebrate, aberg man.
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Lovelace
Hmm.
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TWIYpod
We got to balance out the market again. All you entrepreneurs that are failed or failing slowly, just quit. Just quit. it's it's The future is not in it for you, gang.
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Doco
Why Why
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TWIYpod
if If you are an entrepreneur out here and you're selling plates or you're selling fucking... Lace don't make that face.
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Doco
Is that entrepreneurship Is it Yeah Cause if you getting it as a donation That ain't you know what mean See
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TWIYpod
Yes, it is. If you got your catering license, it is. If you're just selling plates out your crib, I'm calling the people on you. I'm calling the people on you.
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TWIYpod
you got You got a dog and a cat and you selling plates out the crib? I'm calling the people on you. Quickly.
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Doco
Why? What if they kitchen clean?
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TWIYpod
How you know they kitchen clean? They got a dog and a cat.
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Doco
You go pick it up.
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TWIYpod
Your kitchen never clean when you got a dog and a cat.
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Doco
See, I don't know. i don't be buying food off people like that, so.
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TWIYpod
and you know And you know cats just do whatever they want to. They they awake 18 hours a day. So when you sleep, your cat is on top of your refrigerator licking his asshole.
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Doco
Ew.
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Lovelace
So you saying
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TWIYpod
On top of your fridge, next to your cereal boxes.
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Doco
Ew.
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Lovelace
the corn pop?
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Doco
You ever owned a cat?
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Doco
What'd you say, Lace?
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Lovelace
said the corn pops?
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TWIYpod
Right next to the corn pops and the honeycomb.
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Lovelace
Okay, so is it the corn pops?
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Doco
Disgusting.
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TWIYpod
And the honeycomb too.
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Lovelace
is the is the cat is the cat living like garfield lasagna and
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TWIYpod
Eating lasagna?
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Lovelace
za shit
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Doco
Disgusting.
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TWIYpod
I like lasagna. I hate Tuesdays.
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Doco
No.
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TWIYpod
Nah. If you selling plates out your crib and you not a caterer, you don't have like the motherfucker ain't coming to your crib to inspect.
00:06:21
Doco
Yeah, but you pick the easy one, though.
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TWIYpod
I'm calling the people on
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Doco
You pick the easy one, though. What if you like a a plumber? You know what I'm saying? You barely getting by, but like you one call away from that big job, no?
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TWIYpod
None. you know you're not even in first You're not even first in line for the big job.
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Doco
That's hate.
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TWIYpod
No, that's facts.
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Doco
That's hate.
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TWIYpod
If you're a plumber, how is somebody going to give you the big job unless you do those kind of gigs?
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Doco
That's
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TWIYpod
Like, we go to who we know can do the gig. It's a trusted circle. You got to understand, when you in that type of specialty labor force, that's a gang, bro.
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TWIYpod
that's That's the Nietzsche. That's the Bloods and the Crips in jail.
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Doco
Whatever you into, you go do that. You go.
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TWIYpod
the the blue collar The blue collar gangs are a gang for sure.
00:07:08
Lovelace
Hey, yo.
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TWIYpod
When somebody has a company where they flip the houses, they gang.
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Doco
I wouldn't say gang, but I hear you. I hear you.
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TWIYpod
They gang. When a company flips houses, they got good work for an electrician.
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Doco
I hear you.
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TWIYpod
They call the same company every time they flip houses. Now you want a retainer.
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Doco
Nah, they bid that shit out.
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Lovelace
don't know, man.
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TWIYpod
No.
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Lovelace
I be watching the HGTV shows and they got ah they got a roster. i
Cultural Milestones: Which Birthdays Matter?
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Doco
Yeah.
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Lovelace
It depends on the job. It depends on the job.
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Doco
It depends on the job, bro.
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TWIYpod
no It depends on the location more the job.
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Doco
Yeah.
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TWIYpod
So know who you can trust.
00:07:42
Doco
And sometimes the one the person you rely on isn't available that day. Some people take a shot in the dark. Call the motherfucker that, you know.
00:07:51
Lovelace
And for some people that flip houses, they maybe have multiple projects going on at the same time. So they can't use
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Doco
Boom. Lace hear me.
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TWIYpod
so you know
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Lovelace
Hector to come over there when he already over at the address.
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TWIYpod
you know who you can trust
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TWIYpod
You know who you can trust and you're not going to an untapped resource on a job because your name is behind it So you're not trusting just random Jose because you want to pinch.
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TWIYpod
You'll you'll put the whole project behind.
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Doco
I'm definitely trusting Random Jose.
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TWIYpod
I'm not.
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Doco
Definitely.
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TWIYpod
I'm not.
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Doco
Who are you hollering? Brian? Brian?
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TWIYpod
No, I'm hollering at the nigga that I know can do the job because I worked with him before. It's all about familiarity.
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Doco
It's not a LeChandre.
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Lovelace
So you you want to be comfortable. You want to be comfortable. That's all.
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TWIYpod
I want to be comfortable because I can't put my...
00:08:39
Doco
No, he's not answering the question, though, Lace.
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TWIYpod
No, I hire black people.
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Doco
You don't. Look at how you said that.
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TWIYpod
I do. I hire black people
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Doco
Look look at how you said that. Your your lips didn't even let you say that right.
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TWIYpod
mad black people. Mad black people.
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Doco
I hire a block.
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TWIYpod
Mad black people work for me.
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Lovelace
Bye, Nick.
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Doco
That's Cap.
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TWIYpod
Feels like reverse slavery, though. I don't like I don't like black people working for me.
00:09:00
Doco
That's the cat. well Do you pay him above rate?
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TWIYpod
I pay them their rate.
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Doco
o Do you tip?
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TWIYpod
No, I paid your rate. Why am I tipping you?
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Doco
Because it feels like reverse slavery. You got to make it, you know.
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TWIYpod
Food service industry, I'll tip. I'm not tipping somebody that I paid to come do a job. Ask the nigga to come cut my grass. I didn't tip him. I say, yo, how much you charge for my yard?
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TWIYpod
$40. gave $40. $45 for what? He got the $40.
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Doco
You don't give him 45?
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TWIYpod
He barber.
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TWIYpod
forty five for what he got the forty
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Doco
Cause he What you talking Oh my god bro Yeah it's the same thing Your grass is like your hair nigga
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TWIYpod
he not a barber
00:09:36
Lovelace
Whoa,
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TWIYpod
You tip your barber. You tipping the lawn, man?
00:09:45
TWIYpod
Lace, you tipping the lawn, man?
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Lovelace
ah whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:09:47
Doco
It's the same thing You want your grass to look good right
00:09:48
Lovelace
No, no, he's got grass.
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TWIYpod
Lace.
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Lovelace
Leave him alone.
00:09:59
Lovelace
Oh, and Scully, just for you, just for you, Scully, just for you.
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TWIYpod
Hey, yo, fuck you. I just caught that. I just caught that. Hold on.
00:10:03
Doco
ah
00:10:05
Lovelace
That's the best quote from that show. I don't give a fuck.
00:10:14
TWIYpod
Nah,
00:10:24
Lovelace
bro that's the that's the best quote from my show i don't give a fuck
00:10:28
TWIYpod
not that's the best one. But where the fuck is Wallace? Still charts. Where the fuck is Wallace? String.
00:10:36
Doco
That's actually a good question.
00:10:36
TWIYpod
String. String. Where the boy? String. Like that that rates. That rates very high on the on the wire.
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Doco
Is there a random movie line other than that that you quote on a daily basis?
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TWIYpod
Yeah. Because I'm a fucking, I'm a motherfucking professional.
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Lovelace
I don't know about daily. Every Friday.
00:10:57
TWIYpod
J.
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Doco
Or like just whatever it pops up.
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TWIYpod
Rome. You an idiot, Biscuit.
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Lovelace
Every Friday. Every Friday.
00:11:05
Doco
It's Friday.
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Doco
You ain't got no job. You ain't got shit to do. That's funny as hell.
00:11:10
Lovelace
i say that i say that to my kids every drop off
00:11:13
Doco
Nah, mine is every time you come in the kitchen, you're in the kitchen.
00:11:19
Doco
In the goddamn refrigerator. Eating all food.
00:11:25
TWIYpod
I done made enough dough to bake biscuits for the projects, nigga.
00:11:30
Doco
What's that?
00:11:31
TWIYpod
Calvin from Pay Them For.
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Doco
don't
00:11:34
TWIYpod
Come on.
00:11:35
Doco
Never seen it.
00:11:36
TWIYpod
I got $100 for every bump on your face. Wait.
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Doco
do.
00:11:44
Lovelace
Hey, yo. Pause the podcast, bro. Oh,
00:11:48
TWIYpod
I thought we was podding in good company. We did a vibe check in the green room.
00:11:51
Lovelace
shit.
00:11:52
TWIYpod
Asked my man about pops. He's like, oh, yeah, I know about corn pops. I tested his gangster. I said, you don't know about corn pops with the tinfoil bag.
00:12:02
Doco
ah do
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TWIYpod
My man knew about the tinfoil bag. So he passed the vibe check. 12 minutes later, he never seemed paid in full.
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Doco
I don't remember it, but I've probably seen it. That's when Makai Pfeiffer?
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Lovelace
Yes.
00:12:19
Doco
I've seen that shit.
00:12:19
TWIYpod
and he He was in too deep, like Mekah Fife.
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Lovelace
it
00:12:22
Doco
I've seen that shit. For sure. I just don't remember it.
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Lovelace
Who else was in the movie?
00:12:29
Doco
Wasn't it Terrence Howard?
00:12:31
Lovelace
Alright. Alright.
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Lovelace
Nigga.
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Doco
Wasn't it Terrence Howard?
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Lovelace
That's the role Cameron famous for. Rico.
00:12:45
TWIYpod
My man thinking about
00:12:45
Lovelace
Rico.
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TWIYpod
My man thinking about, oh, I don't know what movie you're thinking about with Mekhi Pfeiffer and Terrence Howard.
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Lovelace
Yeah. Oh,
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TWIYpod
I don't think they've ever been.
00:12:54
Doco
Oh, and what's his name? um The dude that was in Remember the Titans. Ain't he in that too?
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TWIYpod
Yeah, Avon.
00:13:01
Doco
Right?
00:13:02
Lovelace
you're talking about wood here.
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TWIYpod
Avon from Noir.
00:13:03
Lovelace
Yes, yes, yes.
00:13:04
Doco
Yes.
00:13:04
Lovelace
Yes.
00:13:04
Doco
Yes, there we go.
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TWIYpod
No, we ah we're not talking about Wood.
00:13:05
Doco
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:13:07
TWIYpod
We're not talking about Wood Harris, guys. We're talking about Avon fucking Barksdale. I don't know who this Wood Harris person is you guys keep speaking of.
00:13:18
TWIYpod
His name is Avon. His mama named him Avon. I'm call him Avon.
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Lovelace
He got too many roles he famous for, bro.
00:13:25
Doco
He's not even the best street villain.
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TWIYpod
Avon. That's the only thing he's famous for.
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Lovelace
What do
00:13:28
Doco
He's not even the best street villain, though.
00:13:31
TWIYpod
Who's better Avon?
00:13:32
Lovelace
you got?
00:13:36
Doco
we doing, like, realistic or fantasy? Because we can name all the Marvel villains.
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Lovelace
Movies.
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TWIYpod
street A street villain.
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Doco
But...
00:13:41
TWIYpod
No, you said street villain.
00:13:43
Doco
he He... Like... Frank Lucas is right there. You know? Right?
00:13:51
Lovelace
Mm-hmm.
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TWIYpod
Never on the phone, you got it?
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Doco
Ghost is right there.
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TWIYpod
Ghost.
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Doco
Or are we being realistic?
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TWIYpod
good do Get that weak power shit out of here.
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Lovelace
Look, man. Look, man. The nigga was motile, bruh.
00:14:02
Doco
Y'all love Power! Nigga, y'all watch Tommy! Tommy!
00:14:06
Lovelace
The nigga was motile. He owned the court with that y'all mean. Like, come on. yeah
00:14:11
Doco
Yeah, but Nino Brown owned the whole projects.
00:14:16
Lovelace
Nino Brown also... well
00:14:19
Doco
Say it.
00:14:19
TWIYpod
No, say it. Nino Brown snitched. He snitched at the end of the movie.
00:14:24
Doco
Yeah, but that's that's what they do where Lace is from. That ain't abnormal. Oh, my bad. Whatever you into, you go do that. you My bad. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:14:34
Lovelace
It's
00:14:34
Doco
I'm sorry.
00:14:34
TWIYpod
Hey, it's been a bad couple years for Atlanta. I'm not going to lie to
00:14:37
Doco
Do we care, though, for real?
00:14:38
Lovelace
been a bad couple years. It's been a bad few months. Bad few months.
00:14:41
TWIYpod
What you mean, do we care?
00:14:41
Lovelace
Not couple years.
00:14:42
Doco
like do we I know been arguing about it in the group chat because I've been just fucking with Khalil about But like, I don't really give a fuck.
00:14:52
Doco
I don't care that he told.
00:14:54
TWIYpod
I don't care either because I'm telling. If anybody kidnaps me, bro, not only am I going to make this a very difficult time for you, if I get free, I'm telling.
00:14:58
Doco
ah ah
00:15:07
Doco
Yeah, but not if you was known for robbing and doing the same thing and niggas on your come up, on your way up.
00:15:11
TWIYpod
But I didn't rob or kidnap with the nigga that kidnapped me, right? So it's not snitching.
00:15:18
Doco
No, but it's is's it would be, some could say that it's just karma. It's just karma.
00:15:24
TWIYpod
That's cool.
00:15:24
Lovelace
I think that's all internet fodder.
00:15:26
Doco
You are known for robbing niggas.
00:15:26
TWIYpod
That's cool. Yeah.
00:15:29
Doco
Like,
00:15:29
TWIYpod
So unless we rob people together, i can tell on you for robbing me.
00:15:35
Doco
No, that's not how snitching works. and You know that.
00:15:38
TWIYpod
I thought snitching was, i thought snitching was doing something with somebody and then telling on that person that you did the same thing with.
00:15:39
Doco
You know that. No, bro. You know that. Nah, bullshit. No. You know that's not how ratting works, bro.
00:15:49
TWIYpod
I thought that was snitching.
00:15:50
Doco
You know that's... Stop. You know that. You r b you would be the...
00:15:54
Lovelace
That's when you find a word and you tell them either people that you work with or people that you are rivals with to get them out the game.
00:16:02
Doco
what we talking about?
00:16:03
Lovelace
That's it.
00:16:03
Doco
That's ratting either way.
00:16:05
Lovelace
That's it.
00:16:08
Doco
First of all, you're not... I don't even care. that's what Why are we doing this? but like You're not even in that life. You're not supposed to communicate with the police at all.
00:16:17
TWIYpod
Whitey Bulger did it.
00:16:17
Doco
So...
00:16:18
TWIYpod
Nobody called him a snitch.
00:16:20
Doco
They did.
00:16:21
TWIYpod
He was the FBI informant.
00:16:22
Doco
yeah They did, though.
00:16:24
TWIYpod
He told on the opposition. I was kind of fired.
00:16:26
Lovelace
Nah, I've been watching everybody champion Frank Lucas for about 20 years.
00:16:27
TWIYpod
I don't agree with it.
00:16:31
Lovelace
25.
00:16:32
Doco
But he was a rat.
00:16:34
TWIYpod
Told on the cops.
00:16:37
Doco
No, he told on his family.
00:16:38
Lovelace
low level. He told on low level too.
00:16:40
Doco
He told on his cousins.
00:16:40
TWIYpod
a But he mainly told on the cops. Anybody who took money from him, he told.
00:16:47
Doco
I mean, Big
00:16:47
TWIYpod
And the
Humorous Crimes and Personal Fears
00:16:48
Doco
Meech?
00:16:48
TWIYpod
Italians.
00:16:48
Lovelace
I mean, I know Denzel did an awesome job in the movie, but that wasn't the real story.
00:16:48
TWIYpod
He told me.
00:16:53
Lovelace
So it's like...
00:16:54
Doco
was It wasn't?
00:16:55
TWIYpod
Well, he told he told on the Italians.
00:16:55
Lovelace
No.
00:16:57
TWIYpod
He told on he didn't tell on too many black folks.
00:16:58
Lovelace
but I'm talking about just the depiction of Frank Lucas.
00:17:04
Lovelace
That was more so weird just because it was Denzel playing that role.
00:17:04
Doco
He wasn't that dude like that?
00:17:08
Doco
They gave him some lore, some aura.
00:17:11
Lovelace
Oh, they spiced it up. They spiced it up crazy.
00:17:13
Doco
Okay. You say Frank Lucie was a bitch?
00:17:17
Lovelace
I don't know that man to call him that.
00:17:19
Doco
Oh, okay. um just Just clarify.
00:17:20
Lovelace
I just said the movie spiced it up. but
00:17:23
Doco
No. Say your socials, sir.
00:17:25
Lovelace
I wasn't in Queens.
00:17:25
TWIYpod
yeah
00:17:26
Lovelace
I wasn't in New York, okay?
00:17:26
TWIYpod
ah
00:17:29
Doco
Say your socials.
00:17:31
TWIYpod
Well, that was before my time, but I'll call him that.
00:17:35
Doco
No way you would.
00:17:35
TWIYpod
So I don't think, listen, man, I just, I think it was bad business.
00:17:41
Doco
you
00:17:42
TWIYpod
I think it was bad business. I think bad business led to somebody making a very poor decision. And yes, if Gucci goes to court and points a finger and says, Quantavious is the one that robbed me then guess what, bro?
00:18:03
TWIYpod
Gucci told that Quantavious robbed him. So what?
00:18:10
Doco
It's not so what, though.
00:18:10
TWIYpod
Assume. Assume everybody will snitch and don't leave witnesses next time.
00:18:13
Doco
I don't really care. no i I don't really care. But it's not just so what. You can't just so what that. You can't. He was up there talking way too crazy to Jeezy a few years ago.
00:18:26
Doco
Number one.
00:18:27
TWIYpod
Because he killed this man.
00:18:27
Doco
Number two. What?
00:18:30
TWIYpod
Because he killed his man. You sent your man after me. And I laid his ass down.
00:18:33
Doco
Yeah. But then to... do Okay, so but what happens... If that goes left.
00:18:38
Lovelace
Well, it's a big difference when it's multiple niggas with the drop on you versus one nigga come after you put him down and then the nigga that came on his behalf and y'all up forever.
00:18:55
Lovelace
You know how many venues these niggas been at at the same time throughout all them years?
00:19:00
TWIYpod
A lot.
00:19:00
Lovelace
And it only was a tussle. There was never no guns pulled.
00:19:05
TWIYpod
Because somebody pussy.
00:19:08
Doco
I'm just, um all I'm saying is, is you got robbed.
00:19:08
Lovelace
Thank you.
00:19:12
Doco
You were jerking your artist. Fuck it. It is what it is. I'm not saying you had to get it back in blood. You could have just, hey, nigga, you got me. But I still owe you a contract.
00:19:23
Doco
You're never getting out of this contract now. Like, that could have been the option, too.
00:19:27
TWIYpod
ah one I want to see it, bro. I want to see the fucking contract. I want to see the contract more than I want to see a lot of other things on earth.
00:19:38
Lovelace
I thought she was going to say the footage
00:19:38
TWIYpod
ah just wanna to see and just want to see how bad the contract is to make you drive six and some change to go muscle your way out of that contract. like How bad is it? Is it one of those like making the band contracts
00:19:54
Doco
For sure sure bro It was a diddy do For sure For sure Probably not Probably not But it was definitely That's crazy Freakdoms included No it was definitely like ah You owe me 30 albums or some shit probably I said definitely probably
00:19:56
TWIYpod
I don't think so. I think it's... i think it's just no Freak-offs included or no?
00:20:05
Lovelace
Oh. Oh.
00:20:08
TWIYpod
I think I asked the important questions. think I asked the important questions.
00:20:21
Lovelace
Yeah, it was crazy.
00:20:22
Doco
you know but It was had to be, bro, for you to drive that far. He drove the Matt Barnes. You know what I'm saying?
00:20:35
TWIYpod
And are you still mad?
00:20:35
Doco
That's a long time.
00:20:36
TWIYpod
are you still mad after driving six hours?
00:20:39
Doco
No, he got he got more mad as he was driving, for sure. How many cars did they take, though? That's what I want to know.
00:20:46
Lovelace
Nigga, it don't even matter. You did that shit with an ankle monitor on.
00:20:47
Doco
that That matters.
00:20:49
Doco
That matters.
00:20:49
Lovelace
No, you did it with an ankle monitor on.
00:20:51
Lovelace
It don't matter.
00:20:53
TWIYpod
Yeah.
00:20:54
Lovelace
only thing dumber The only thing dumber that would have happened would have been if they would have killed that nigga. And then it just would have been, hey.
00:21:01
TWIYpod
I think they would have been better off killing them.
00:21:03
Doco
They would have might have been Better off Maybe not They ain't got no evidence now
00:21:06
Lovelace
No, because everything would have pointed to them.
00:21:11
Lovelace
You know know, where they fucked up is is you got niggas with you.
00:21:11
TWIYpod
stay
00:21:16
Lovelace
That is telling other people, hey, we got tape. That's robbing Gucci. Why are you telling people?
00:21:22
TWIYpod
Wearing the jewelry.
00:21:22
Doco
Cause that's fire
00:21:24
TWIYpod
wearing the good Wearing the jewelry.
00:21:25
Doco
What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
00:21:27
TWIYpod
Don't.
00:21:28
Doco
Alright, let's not act like Rob and Gucci, man. It's not fucking fire.
00:21:33
TWIYpod
No, that's the point.
00:21:33
Lovelace
No, what I'm saying is, if you whip the cash cow, if you whip the cash cow, if you whip the cash cow, you don't talk about that.
00:21:34
TWIYpod
That's the point on the billboard.
00:21:35
Doco
Like, what are you talking about? I took this nigga's earrings out of his ear. Give me that.
00:21:43
Lovelace
Where that nigga that got the damn ankle brace on, bro.
00:21:46
TWIYpod
Hey, that might be the only time I wear a hoop earring.
00:21:47
Lovelace
mean, make a monitor.
00:21:49
Doco
give me that shit, nigga. but
00:21:53
TWIYpod
That might be the only time I wear a hoop earring.
00:21:55
Doco
open
00:21:55
TWIYpod
I ain't going lie to you. if i If I take a hoop earring off of MJ, I'm going to support that bitch.
00:22:01
Doco
Alright, you gotta relax. But Rob and Gucci is a stat.
00:22:05
Lovelace
it
00:22:07
Doco
i don't care what you say.
00:22:09
TWIYpod
This is that.
00:22:10
Doco
And then do you hear about how much they actually got robbed of Yeah, I'm telling somebody I did that shit.
00:22:18
TWIYpod
I don't know if I'm telling somebody or if...
00:22:19
Doco
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm rapping. I'm putting it a song. Nigga, we going on live.
00:22:22
TWIYpod
Yeah, man. Oh, yeah. I'm putting um all my freestyles.
00:22:24
Doco
What are you talking about?
00:22:25
TWIYpod
All my freestyles.
00:22:26
Lovelace
you better off in the music where you can say, hey, that's just us talking shit versus putting it on the damn internet.
00:22:35
TWIYpod
I might remake So Icy.
00:22:35
Doco
I'm promoting my song.
00:22:39
TWIYpod
You know what I'm saying?
00:22:40
Lovelace
it
00:22:41
TWIYpod
Ooh, they so excited. I'm so icy. And I might just redo that.
00:22:45
Doco
Remake Truth. Wait, is that why you need your kid, Truth?
00:22:49
Lovelace
No, relax.
00:22:50
Doco
Okay, okay. I was gonna say, that's a sick ass homage, but alright, nevermind. We'll take it. So Icy.
00:22:57
TWIYpod
he's he's he's He's very much his city, though.
00:22:58
Doco
Go ahead, continue.
00:23:00
TWIYpod
He's very much his city. No, he liked Jamie St.
00:23:02
Doco
I mean...
00:23:04
TWIYpod
Patrick's Club, so that's why he went with the name.
00:23:10
TWIYpod
Power. Power Universe.
00:23:11
Doco
Oh, okay.
00:23:13
TWIYpod
You got think with your third eye, Doko.
00:23:13
Doco
Okay. Okay. Okay.
00:23:17
TWIYpod
ah
00:23:17
Doco
That's a lot of references. you think that
00:23:20
Lovelace
I'm talking about my son age. Hold on.
00:23:22
TWIYpod
He subconsciously did. He didn't even know.
00:23:26
Doco
they, um,
00:23:29
Lovelace
That's right.
00:23:29
TWIYpod
It's a Tariq in house somewhere. You know what I'm saying?
00:23:31
Doco
do you think that they um maybe were um this how do i they were loaded and that's why they did that? You know they weren't thinking clearly?
00:23:47
TWIYpod
Drugs never made me do that.
00:23:50
Doco
Shit.
00:23:50
TWIYpod
Drugs made you rob somebody?
00:23:52
Doco
No? I never said that.
00:23:54
TWIYpod
was about say, what kind of drugs are you taking? Aggressive drugs? You on steroids?
00:23:59
Doco
Who never said that? I was just saying I've seen people on drugs make stupid choices.
00:24:00
Lovelace
yeah
00:24:05
Lovelace
A lot of niggas, before they go on a drill, they get high, drunk, something.
00:24:08
Doco
They get loaded. Yeah.
00:24:11
Lovelace
They got to muster up the nerve. They can't do that shit consciously.
00:24:14
Doco
They got it. You know what mean? They got to suppress that feeling.
00:24:16
TWIYpod
Pussy.
00:24:17
Doco
We all ain't still cold killers like you, Scully.
00:24:19
Lovelace
Oh, shit.
00:24:21
Doco
You know?
00:24:24
TWIYpod
Oh. i see Yeah.
00:24:25
Lovelace
Oh, shit.
00:24:27
Doco
You know I'm saying? You killed a nigga with a tire iron.
00:24:29
TWIYpod
this
00:24:31
Doco
My bad.
00:24:31
TWIYpod
must
00:24:31
Doco
Like.
00:24:31
TWIYpod
Must be two sc scholars on the pod.
00:24:33
Lovelace
Yeah.
00:24:36
TWIYpod
Gotta be two scholars on the pod. No, i I think you need uppers for a robbery.
00:24:40
Doco
Baby, fucking ask for myself.
00:24:44
TWIYpod
I think you need uppers.
00:24:46
Doco
No.
00:24:47
TWIYpod
Yeah, i think you need uppers.
00:24:48
Doco
Niggas be doing perks, lean, all kind of shit.
00:24:51
TWIYpod
You can't rob somebody off perks.
00:24:54
Doco
Okay.
00:24:55
TWIYpod
Your reflexes is all slow. Your butthole itches. You can't rob nobody off a perk.
00:25:01
Doco
You can do whatever if the nigga don't expect it.
00:25:06
Doco
Yeah.
00:25:06
TWIYpod
Nah, because I'm going to pull the trigger thinking i'm scratching myself. Nah, I can't.
00:25:11
Lovelace
Oh, okay.
00:25:11
TWIYpod
no Don't do no crimes off of Percocet. Hey, young kids listening out there to the used pod, don't do crimes under the influence of Percocets.
00:25:21
Doco
don't do crimes period how about that let's let's ah can we just make that announcement
00:25:21
TWIYpod
Oh, yeah. Yeah, that that too. But since since we're living in and since we're living in a real world, don't do crimes off Percocet or any opioids.
00:25:32
Doco
so do Adderall do Adderall you'll be extra aware
00:25:33
TWIYpod
Don't do crimes off of opioids.
00:25:38
TWIYpod
Dad, them kids love them new addies. Them kids love the new addies.
00:25:41
Doco
This thing is sick, bro.
00:25:42
TWIYpod
The 30s
00:25:43
Doco
Is that a drug that'll get you killed?
00:25:47
TWIYpod
get you killed for, like, if you had a copious amount of it.
00:25:50
Doco
Is that a drug that'll get you killed?
00:25:53
TWIYpod
I think all drugs will get you killed. I mean, if you're in the wrong place.
00:25:58
Doco
Hmm.
00:25:58
TWIYpod
except Except for hallucinogenics.
00:25:58
Doco
All
00:26:00
TWIYpod
The psychedelics, those are a peaceful drug.
00:26:04
Lovelace
Hmm.
00:26:04
Doco
right, so let me rephrase it.
00:26:04
Lovelace
Hmm. Hmm.
00:26:04
TWIYpod
No violence is going to come from LSD.
00:26:06
Doco
Let me rephrase it. That's bullshit. Niggas start seeing shit.
00:26:11
TWIYpod
What? Well, I mean, self-mutilation maybe, but nobody's nobody's ever robbed you with a gun and said, let me get all your LSD stamps, bucko. Like, nobody ever did that.
00:26:21
Doco
you Okay. Okay. I i've i've ah may or may not have seen a situation where somebody got robbed for all their assets.
00:26:34
TWIYpod
He got caught slipping.
00:26:37
Doco
All of it.
00:26:39
Lovelace
Yeah.
00:26:42
Doco
But let me rephrase. What is an addiction that can get you shot?
00:26:48
TWIYpod
Booty.
00:26:52
TWIYpod
Buns.
00:26:53
Doco
Say more.
00:26:55
TWIYpod
Vagino.
00:26:56
Doco
Say more.
00:26:58
TWIYpod
Sex. sex so Sex will get you shot.
00:27:01
Doco
How?
00:27:03
TWIYpod
Uh... Doing sex in the wrong place. Being too aggressive for said sex.
00:27:10
Lovelace
The wrong person?
00:27:11
Doco
You would have to be...
00:27:11
TWIYpod
Having sex with the wrong person. Just having sex with somebody that you're not supposed to be having sex with puts you in a level of danger.
00:27:17
Doco
Okay, I was gonna say you would have to be then... yeah you would have to be fucking someone else's partner. Let's be specific.
00:27:23
TWIYpod
and asked and that's okay. Okay.
00:27:25
Lovelace
Or your sister? Hey,
00:27:28
Doco
What? Nah, I'm not even pressing a button for that. That is not whatever you went to, nigga.
00:27:38
Doco
What are you talking about?
00:27:38
Lovelace
Brent. No, I'm saying, like, shit to get you shot. Like, you could be... it could be somebody's but little sister or older sister or whatever.
00:27:44
TWIYpod
Oh, fucking with somebody's sister.
00:27:48
Lovelace
You fucking her. Right?
00:27:49
Doco
I think that's weird.
00:27:52
Lovelace
No, it's not. It's called protective brothers.
00:27:54
Doco
think that's weird.
00:27:55
Lovelace
Yeah.
00:27:57
Doco
i think that's weird. If your sister is an adult and is making a an adult choice, that's weird.
00:28:03
TWIYpod
Here we go.
00:28:04
Doco
i think that's fucking weird.
00:28:06
TWIYpod
Here we go.
00:28:06
Doco
That's not your girlfriend. That's not your wife. That is your sister, and she wants to suck dick. Who cares?
00:28:13
Lovelace
what if he in the um What if he from the rival game?
00:28:18
Doco
Who cares? She's sucking gang dick. It is what it is. i ah i also don't have a sister. But that's weird. I think the brothers that are like, that shit's weird.
00:28:32
Doco
That shit's weird.
00:28:33
Lovelace
He's a good shit.
00:28:33
Doco
It's very incestuous.
00:28:34
Lovelace
All right.
00:28:36
TWIYpod
it's It's not the action that should be offensive. It's the lie.
00:28:45
Doco
Say more.
00:28:46
TWIYpod
If you want to try and Mac my sister, go ahead and try and Mac my sister.
00:28:49
Doco
Am I your friend?
00:28:50
TWIYpod
Yeah, if you're my friend and you're trying, it's not a it's not a violation.
00:28:51
Doco
Oh, then that's a violation. Yeah, that's different.
00:28:55
TWIYpod
Why is that a violation?
00:28:56
Doco
Because that youre if I'm your friend and we like grew up together type shit, I would view your sister as my sister.
00:29:05
TWIYpod
So what? What if you wanted to date her?
00:29:06
Doco
No, that's weird. That's weird.
00:29:08
TWIYpod
So what? what if you What if we friends for 15 years?
00:29:10
Doco
I could understand you being mad at me then.
00:29:12
TWIYpod
We friends for 15 years, you want to date my sister. I might have joked and said, nah, she off limits because you a dog or whatever, whatever.
00:29:21
Doco
No, that's weird.
00:29:21
TWIYpod
But if y'all are two consenting adults, I got no problem with it. Just don't lie behind it.
00:29:29
TWIYpod
Don't tell me you're not trying to mack my sister. when you clearly are. Like, don't lie behind it. That's the only problem I got to beef with.
00:29:37
Doco
I don't know. That's the one I don't agree with. I'm not going to lie to you.
00:29:42
TWIYpod
It's not.
00:29:42
Doco
I could understand you being mad in that case, for sure.
00:29:43
TWIYpod
Ain't nobody off limits? Ain't nobody off limits? Your mom, your sister, your cousins?
00:29:48
Lovelace
Yeah, same thing. piggyback and I know you don't got a daughter, but same thing. like Be the wrong nigga daughter, bro.
00:29:56
Doco
That's even more weird.
00:30:00
Doco
That's even more weird.
00:30:00
TWIYpod
um to From two consenting adults?
00:30:02
Doco
Because if she's an adult, she's making a choice. It is what it is.
00:30:07
TWIYpod
Same thing with the sister, right?
00:30:10
Doco
it There's no different.
00:30:12
TWIYpod
But you just said it wasn't wasn't good because it's like your sister now.
00:30:12
Lovelace
Uh.
00:30:16
Doco
That's okay. Is that my homie? And we I'm dating your daughter? That's weird.
00:30:26
TWIYpod
Are you both con consenting adults?
00:30:28
Doco
That's fucking weird. That's weird. He watched my daughter grow up and now you want to marry That's weird.
00:30:34
TWIYpod
Oh, i got I got a feeling about that.
00:30:34
Doco
Weird.
00:30:36
TWIYpod
i got a feeling about that 100%, but I'm not finna lose my mind behind it.
00:30:37
Doco
That's fucking weird.
00:30:42
TWIYpod
Hey, that's kind of weird, bro. You've seen you've been around for 35 years.
00:30:46
Doco
Oh no, I'm losing my mind.
00:30:47
TWIYpod
You've been around for 35 years and she's 20. That's a little weird.
00:30:51
Doco
that's I'm losing my mind. What the fuck are you talking about?
00:30:56
TWIYpod
Nah, I ain't got it in.
00:30:57
Doco
You've been around for me raising this kid the whole time?
00:31:01
TWIYpod
I ain't got it
00:31:01
Doco
And now you're talking about, oh, bro, I got feelings for your daughter?
00:31:03
TWIYpod
i I got a bigger beef that I got a bigger beef with the age difference.
00:31:04
Doco
now way. No way.
00:31:08
TWIYpod
I got a bigger beef with the age difference.
00:31:08
Doco
No, I got a beef with where do these feelings develop, nigga? How long have you been feeling this way?
00:31:14
TWIYpod
That too.
00:31:15
Doco
The fuck you talk about?
00:31:15
TWIYpod
But you,
00:31:15
Lovelace
since we were consenting, though,
00:31:18
Doco
No, that's different. That's different. I'm specifying what I'm talking about.
00:31:23
TWIYpod
No, la Lace is playing Marcus Houston.
00:31:24
Lovelace
Go.
00:31:27
TWIYpod
Lace is saying as soon as she hit 18, button, a flip switched in his mind. um you know what? I noticed she was very attractive on her 18th birthday when she was blowing up the candles.
00:31:38
Doco
Nah. Nah, that's weird. Now, she meets fucking Andre at the bar and he's 40 and she's fucking 19, 20, whatever.
00:31:51
Doco
I'm going to advise to not do it, but there's nothing you can do.
00:31:54
TWIYpod
That might mean I failed, too.
00:31:57
Doco
Why?
00:31:57
Lovelace
Mm.
00:31:58
TWIYpod
Because if you're 20 and you're giving 52-year-old niggas a shot, that means if you're giving 40-year-old niggas a shot and you're 20, that might mean you have a daddy issues.
00:32:03
Doco
Why did you just put an extra 12 years on it, nigga?
00:32:07
Lovelace
Oh.
00:32:10
Doco
it
00:32:12
TWIYpod
That means I might have ah might have missed a couple milestones or some shit.
00:32:13
Lovelace
Oh.
00:32:16
TWIYpod
I don't know.
00:32:17
Doco
Or did a hell of a job and she sees that nigga in you. She sees you in that nigga.
00:32:22
Lovelace
You made every anniversary of birth mean something. And so she turned 20, which ain't a real birthday, a special birthday. He was there.
00:32:31
TWIYpod
oh not all
00:32:31
Doco
Turning 20 means nothing.
00:32:31
Lovelace
You weren't.
00:32:32
Doco
Bro, I would hate to celebrate a birthday celebrate a birthday and leave this house.
00:32:33
TWIYpod
I'll knock all this shit over.
00:32:38
Doco
I swear to God. This nigga said 20 means nothing.
00:32:39
TWIYpod
Lay said only the milestones count. Nothing.
00:32:44
Lovelace
What?
00:32:44
TWIYpod
the whole The whole last 365 days don't mean nothing.
00:32:44
Doco
What are you talking about?
00:32:44
Lovelace
What?
00:32:48
Doco
mean nothing.
00:32:49
TWIYpod
Actually, more than that, because he's not counting nothing from 18 until 21. So you got two years of nothing burger birthdays.
00:32:56
Doco
It means nothing.
00:32:58
TWIYpod
He not getting you no cake.
00:32:59
Doco
You graduated high school in that time and it means nothing.
00:33:02
TWIYpod
Nothing.
00:33:04
Lovelace
You graduated high 20? No. better 17 18. 17
00:33:05
Doco
I said in that time, 18 20, you graduated school.
00:33:06
TWIYpod
Not celebrating shit. We
00:33:08
Doco
he graduated high school
00:33:08
Lovelace
to 18. No, it's not. You said it. Hit the rewind.
00:33:11
Doco
For sure.
00:33:11
Lovelace
rewind.
00:33:12
Doco
no it's 18 to 20.
00:33:14
Lovelace
no is not
00:33:15
Doco
You're going to college. You're probably in your sophomore year college when you're 20. No.
00:33:19
TWIYpod
not celebrating shit, bro.
00:33:19
Lovelace
and would just say
00:33:21
TWIYpod
we' not celebrat this shit bro
00:33:22
Doco
No.
00:33:24
Lovelace
three one hit the reward You said 18 to 20 year graduating high school is what you said.
00:33:30
Doco
ah said you've graduated high school in that time.
00:33:30
Lovelace
20
00:33:33
TWIYpod
Yeah.
00:33:34
Lovelace
is 20.
00:33:34
TWIYpod
And we're not celebrating you.
00:33:35
Doco
That's what I said. No, it didn't mean nothing.
00:33:38
TWIYpod
No.
00:33:39
Doco
Not a milestone year.
00:33:39
TWIYpod
Nothing.
00:33:40
Lovelace
20 is 20.
00:33:40
Doco
That's sick.
00:33:40
TWIYpod
Not a milestone.
00:33:41
Lovelace
Okay, so then just do everyday
00:33:43
TWIYpod
Is that is that ah is that a um
00:33:44
Doco
Every year matters, nigga. What are we talking about? Life is short.
00:33:47
Lovelace
matters, man.
00:33:48
TWIYpod
is that a symptom of your cheapness?
00:33:48
Lovelace
Just do everyday matters.
00:33:49
TWIYpod
Is that a symptom of your cheapness?
00:33:51
Lovelace
Everyday. Everyday. every day
00:33:52
Doco
It does.
00:33:54
Lovelace
every day
00:33:54
TWIYpod
This nigga said every day matters.
00:33:56
Doco
It does, though. So your birthday should be important.
00:34:02
TWIYpod
He cooking.
00:34:02
Doco
No?
00:34:03
Lovelace
every day every day you should celebrate every day you shouldn't celebrate yeah
00:34:04
TWIYpod
He cooking.
00:34:05
Doco
Oh my God. Here we go with the gas lighting. No, that's not the point. It's the point of this. This is another year that I've been here. I've been pretty decent human. I'm not in jail.
00:34:17
Doco
You know, all right.
00:34:18
TWIYpod
How much money are you saving with this milestone birthday shit?
00:34:21
Doco
Nothing.
00:34:21
TWIYpod
How much how much money do you save every five years? Is it a bag? It's a bag, right? I knew it.
00:34:28
Lovelace
if i did a birthday party Every ever for every birthday a year. That's crazy. to you That's crazy.
00:34:34
Doco
But that's your choice, though, for having that many children. This
00:34:38
Lovelace
so Even if I only have one kid.
00:34:38
TWIYpod
you have You ever meet those people who celebrate their birthday for like two weeks straight?
00:34:41
Doco
nigga's crazy.
00:34:44
Lovelace
One, five, maybe 10, 13, 16, 18, 21.
00:34:46
TWIYpod
you ever You ever meet those people that celebrate their birthday for two weeks straight?
00:34:47
Lovelace
thirteen sixteen eighteen twenty one
00:34:51
TWIYpod
They just go OD.
00:34:52
Doco
This said 1-5-10-18-21. What the fuck? 1-5?
00:34:56
Doco
eighteen twenty one
00:34:58
TWIYpod
What about 16, bro?
00:34:59
Lovelace
thirteen I said 13.
00:34:59
TWIYpod
Sweet 16? Okay, okay.
00:35:00
Lovelace
I said 13 and 16.
00:35:01
TWIYpod
go
00:35:01
Doco
what the fuck one to five
00:35:06
Lovelace
Those are milestones.
00:35:06
TWIYpod
It's nothing important. It's nothing important in between one and five. Nothing important.
00:35:10
Lovelace
what's What's the important time frame between 1 and 5?
00:35:10
TWIYpod
Development is happening.
00:35:13
Lovelace
Please tell me.
00:35:15
TWIYpod
Walking. Potty training.
00:35:16
Lovelace
They're walking 1. Come on. Keep going.
00:35:18
Doco
That is how you socially develop between one and five.
00:35:19
TWIYpod
Potty training.
00:35:22
Lovelace
You said what?
00:35:22
TWIYpod
Kindergarten or pre-K.
00:35:24
Doco
You know if your kid is awkward in public between one and five.
00:35:24
Lovelace
Nope. Kindergarten is 5. Kindergarten is 5.
00:35:27
TWIYpod
Pre-K.
00:35:29
Lovelace
Oh, I don't...
00:35:31
TWIYpod
You don't do pre-K?
00:35:31
Lovelace
Pre-K is like...
00:35:32
TWIYpod
You don't celebrate? You don't believe in pre-K either?
00:35:35
Lovelace
No, pre-K is... I got some kids that went to pre-K. Some of the kids that stayed home and did it from home. they go
00:35:41
TWIYpod
Because of the pandemic, bro.
00:35:43
Lovelace
No, even today.
00:35:43
TWIYpod
We all stayed home.
00:35:45
Lovelace
Even today. but
00:35:48
TWIYpod
Yo, what do you believe in ah Like, let's talk about It might be a shorter list.
00:35:50
Doco
Nothing.
00:35:54
TWIYpod
What do you believe in, Lise?
00:35:59
TWIYpod
You got used beliefs?
00:35:59
Lovelace
None of this shit.
00:36:00
TWIYpod
You got used beliefs?
00:36:03
Doco
Misused belief.
00:36:05
Lovelace
Oh my God.
00:36:05
TWIYpod
Man. My man said, he said one, five, ten, ten,
00:36:06
Doco
That's crazy.
00:36:10
Doco
Twelve.
00:36:11
TWIYpod
no No, not 12. 13. 1-5.
00:36:14
Doco
What is 13? Oh
00:36:15
TWIYpod
That's your first teenager.
00:36:16
Lovelace
Teenager. I'm a teenager.
00:36:17
TWIYpod
So welcome to being a teenager.
00:36:19
Lovelace
Boom.
00:36:19
TWIYpod
Yeah.
00:36:20
TWIYpod
And he said,
00:36:20
Lovelace
That's a milestone in your life.
00:36:21
Lovelace
That's the next part of your next evolution of your life.
00:36:24
TWIYpod
and he said, fuck 12.
00:36:25
Doco
my god,
00:36:26
TWIYpod
And he said, fuck 12, unlike all the other Atlanta residents. He said, fuck 12.
00:36:33
TWIYpod
So, you know, we skipping that one. 13. 13. And then 16.
00:36:38
Lovelace
16. Doko.
00:36:38
TWIYpod
If he was Hispanic, he would do 15.
00:36:38
Lovelace
Oh, shit.
00:36:41
TWIYpod
That's the quinceanera.
00:36:42
Doco
He wouldn't.
00:36:43
Lovelace
go
00:36:45
Doco
He wouldn't. He wouldn't. He got a Spanish family, but don't do nothing Spanish. But that's okay.
00:36:51
TWIYpod
He eats tacos on Tuesday.
00:36:54
Doco
but
00:36:55
TWIYpod
black people Black people tacos, though. He eats black people tacos.
00:36:59
Doco
Out the package.
00:37:00
TWIYpod
Black people taco night.
00:37:01
Doco
The old El Paso.
00:37:02
TWIYpod
We getting taco shells from the grocery store for a taco night.
00:37:08
Lovelace
it
00:37:10
Doco
Do y'all buy taco from the Mexican restaurant for taco night, or do you for cook ah black people taco?
00:37:14
Lovelace
I go to San Marcos.
00:37:19
Lovelace
I go to San Marcos go get my products.
00:37:21
Doco
For yourself
00:37:22
TWIYpod
Is that the Mexican grocery store?
00:37:24
Lovelace
San Marcos? Yes. Yes, totally. Yes.
00:37:28
TWIYpod
Bet your yellow rice ain't hitting, though. I bet your Mexican rice ain't hitting.
00:37:31
Doco
He don't know how to make Mexican rice Oh actually Lace do know how to cook I take that back I take that back That's the one thing he does well For the family You know i'm saying He cooks But he don't celebrate no fucking birthdays That shit is crazy to me bro
00:37:33
Lovelace
Okay.
00:37:33
TWIYpod
Because he's not Mexican.
00:37:47
Lovelace
All right.
00:37:49
TWIYpod
I don't know how he's been getting away with it for this long.
00:37:50
Doco
Oh my god bro
00:37:54
TWIYpod
Like, the only other people that I know that live like this are Jehovah's Witness.
00:37:59
Doco
Well there's other people that live like that But we don't mention those people No but free them Free them no it's your people that You know are weird about holidays and shit
00:37:59
Lovelace
Hmm.
00:38:05
TWIYpod
The Palestinians?
00:38:09
Lovelace
Hmm.
00:38:09
TWIYpod
a
00:38:13
TWIYpod
i thought i I thought I had you. i thought I had you.
00:38:15
Lovelace
Hmm.
00:38:20
TWIYpod
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We still going to celebrate
00:38:22
Doco
Mm-hmm.
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00:38:23
TWIYpod
the day you was born, though.
00:38:24
Doco
Yeah, they get a lot they get a lot of bread on birthdays, right?
00:38:28
TWIYpod
Yeah, we still going. Or you might get an offering, you know.
00:38:31
Doco
Mm-hmm.
00:38:32
TWIYpod
Take my man out to the farm. Get you a little goat.
00:38:34
Doco
A stock, a bond.
00:38:35
TWIYpod
you a little goat or something.
00:38:36
Lovelace
Mm-hmm.
00:38:37
TWIYpod
little get you a log go
00:38:38
Doco
Well, what do you guys then do with that goat?
00:38:41
TWIYpod
You know what we're doing with that goat.
00:38:42
Lovelace
Six, right?
00:38:43
Doco
I don't know.
00:38:46
TWIYpod
Take that.
00:38:46
Doco
They've been saying y'all been, you know, doing lot of...
00:38:49
TWIYpod
and take that goat Take that goat to a nice hill. Put his head towards the towards the bottom of the hill.
00:38:55
Doco
and say a prayer.
00:38:57
TWIYpod
Say a prayer.
00:38:58
Doco
oh so y'all do sacrifice animals.
00:38:58
TWIYpod
Just like an avatar. No, you're not sacrificing an animal. You're killing the animal for food and nourishment for the family.
00:39:08
TWIYpod
Unless you need a goat for your property and then you get to keep the goat.
00:39:12
Doco
I don't know. The internet says you guys do rituals and, you know,
00:39:15
Lovelace
internet.
00:39:17
TWIYpod
Except Survive. It's a vibe, though. You've got to be there.
00:39:20
Lovelace
The summary page said that. it
00:39:25
TWIYpod
You've got to be there, Doko. You've got to be there.
00:39:28
Doco
Would you do a ah That's a lie
00:39:28
TWIYpod
okay Doko also doesn't believe in anything either. So it's Doko who go yokco don't believe
00:39:28
Lovelace
ah You know what's crazy?
00:39:33
Lovelace
Wait, Scully, you still wore your yarmulke, bro. I still ain't seen a yarmulke. I've been knowing you for a few years now.
00:39:38
Doco
Cause he's not Man Sneaker wears a baseball cap That is his yarmulke That's a perfect head too Shiny ass head He didn't dress up for me
00:39:41
Lovelace
I still ain't seen your shit.
00:39:41
TWIYpod
in anything. Because I'm not putting any garbs on for y'all.
00:39:49
Lovelace
You just put this on for Doko.
00:39:49
TWIYpod
No, it's not.
00:39:51
Lovelace
You can't put the Yamako on for me.
00:39:53
TWIYpod
No, I had that on already.
00:39:55
Lovelace
said,
00:39:56
Doco
He did not dress up for me.
00:39:56
TWIYpod
What do you mean? i didn't and didn't put that on.
00:39:57
Doco
That's...
00:39:59
TWIYpod
that is
00:40:00
Lovelace
I'm going to send this live video.
00:40:01
TWIYpod
I
00:40:02
Lovelace
I'm to send this live photo. I'm going to send this live photo.
00:40:04
Doco
That's crazy.
00:40:04
TWIYpod
i don't even like the way you structured that sentence.
00:40:08
Doco
He definitely said, where's my super suit? ah ah
00:40:12
TWIYpod
I don't like the way you structured that sentence.
00:40:13
Doco
He definitely said...
00:40:14
Lovelace
ah did
00:40:15
TWIYpod
You put this on for Doko, actually.
00:40:19
Doco
you did though.
00:40:20
TWIYpod
Actually, i put it on I put it on for men's health.
00:40:20
Doco
Pause.
00:40:23
Lovelace
he had
00:40:24
Doco
For all of men's health.
00:40:25
TWIYpod
yeah
00:40:27
Lovelace
I got you.
00:40:28
TWIYpod
Men's health is important to me at my age.
00:40:28
Lovelace
I got you, Scudley. He did it for Awareness Month. Appreciate you, brother. You did it for Awareness Month.
00:40:33
TWIYpod
What is it? Autism awareness month?
00:40:35
Lovelace
Yes, sir.
00:40:35
TWIYpod
What month is it? Is it?
00:40:36
Doco
Shout out to the tis.
00:40:37
TWIYpod
So they need weighted vests?
00:40:37
Doco
It is.
00:40:40
Lovelace
Yeah.
00:40:41
TWIYpod
you might You might drop one of them suckers with a weighted vest on.
00:40:41
Doco
right.
00:40:45
Lovelace
ah but
00:40:47
TWIYpod
I don't know. I don't know.
00:40:48
Doco
They do use what wheat well weighted vest blankets since we're being serious.
00:40:52
TWIYpod
a
00:40:54
Doco
Yes.
00:40:54
TWIYpod
no out.
00:40:57
Doco
Heavy, heavy sensory objects, you know?
00:41:01
Lovelace
Oh.
00:41:01
TWIYpod
Hey, just hey lets let me find let me find one that's good at math if we go into Vegas. It'll be like Rain Man, the sequel, but with black people.
00:41:11
Doco
Lace, nigga. What are you talking about?
00:41:13
TWIYpod
Lace is good at math?
00:41:14
Doco
He's autistic as fuck.
00:41:16
TWIYpod
Nah, that nigga's not.
00:41:16
Doco
That's why he's so rigid. What are you? Yes.
00:41:19
TWIYpod
He's the only autistic about music.
00:41:21
Doco
No, it ah Lace.
00:41:21
TWIYpod
That's why he stopped rapping.
00:41:23
Doco
Okay. yeah but
00:41:27
TWIYpod
He got caught up in an ambient pattern. You know what I'm saying? That's why he stopped rapping. He always said it was the MGK. It was the Spectrum. You know?
00:41:37
Doco
That's funny.
00:41:40
Doco
Mm-mm.
00:41:43
Lovelace
But nah, but for real though, um,
00:41:43
TWIYpod
Nah, I'm going to get me one. We're going to Vegas. And we just going to do some damage in Vegas, man. I got to get me one that's cool, though. Not like Rain Man, but a little bit like as good at math, but a little bit more personable.
00:41:53
Doco
Would...
00:42:00
Doco
Okay. So, like, would you consider that, like, a superpower, right?
00:42:05
TWIYpod
Fuck yes. Being good at math?
00:42:07
Doco
Alright, so what part of... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? So, like, what part of, like, your trauma would you consider a superpower for your personality?
00:42:09
TWIYpod
Yeah.
00:42:16
Doco
Like, what part of your trauma made you who you are today?
00:42:21
TWIYpod
I got beef with clowns, bro.
00:42:23
Doco
What?
00:42:24
TWIYpod
I got beef with clowns, bro.
00:42:27
Doco
What is...
00:42:27
TWIYpod
Like deep-seated beef with clowns.
00:42:29
Doco
ah fuck is this dude talking about?
00:42:30
TWIYpod
That's my weakness.
00:42:31
Doco
Okay.
00:42:32
TWIYpod
That's my weakness. Clowns are my weakness.
00:42:33
Doco
Okay. I said enhances your personality, nigga.
00:42:37
TWIYpod
Yeah, that's why I'm that's called i' funny.
00:42:37
Doco
Not fucking...
00:42:41
Doco
oh Go ahead. Go ahead.
00:42:43
TWIYpod
That's why I'm funny.
00:42:43
Lovelace
Say more.
00:42:43
Doco
Go ahead. Go ahead.
00:42:45
TWIYpod
I'm beefing with clowns my whole life. That's why I'm funny.
00:42:48
Doco
Like circus clowns?
00:42:50
TWIYpod
Yeah, yeah, all of them.
00:42:52
Lovelace
So not it, but like, doink.
00:42:54
TWIYpod
No, him too. He's on the list.
00:42:55
Doco
Oh, no, that makes sense. He grew up in the John Wayne Gacy era. So... That makes sense.
00:43:01
TWIYpod
I didn't even know about Duke.
00:43:04
TWIYpod
I know about him now.
00:43:05
Lovelace
You didn't like the clowns at the Soul Circus?
00:43:07
TWIYpod
I know about him now.
00:43:08
Doco
Mm-hmm.
00:43:08
TWIYpod
No.
00:43:09
Doco
Mm-hmm.
00:43:10
Lovelace
Universal!
00:43:15
TWIYpod
No. So we was in Germany. The first time went to a circus, we were in Germany.
00:43:20
Lovelace
Oh, okay.
00:43:21
TWIYpod
And those circuses are different.
00:43:21
Lovelace
I'm hearing you.
00:43:25
TWIYpod
They still had the freak shows at the circus. We talking bearded lady midgets, which freaked me out a lot till I, okay, little people.
00:43:29
Doco
So like bearded lady type shit? Okay.
00:43:37
Doco
Little people.
00:43:40
TWIYpod
Freaked me out until I slid one. Then I felt great about life.
00:43:41
Lovelace
hearing
00:43:43
TWIYpod
But they had like their cuddled.
00:43:45
Doco
Whatever you into, you go do that. You go do you, my brother. but but
00:43:49
TWIYpod
lay Stop laughing. It's not funny. You slid a midget before. We all slid a midget before.
00:43:56
Doco
No, I didn't.
00:43:59
TWIYpod
I forgot. We on the phone.
00:44:00
Doco
No, I'm more interested in the... the the how How did that work?
00:44:03
TWIYpod
I forgot. We on the
00:44:06
Lovelace
I'm sliding the midget.
00:44:07
Doco
Yeah.
00:44:07
TWIYpod
phone. Her house was built for a little person. So
00:44:12
Doco
You had to go like this?
00:44:13
TWIYpod
it was a little, you know, the bathroom sink situation was really, really awkward.
00:44:18
Doco
It was at your knees? Yeah.
00:44:20
TWIYpod
lower. Like i I was on my knee and I still had, it felt like he was praying on a pew or some shit.
00:44:26
Doco
ah
00:44:26
TWIYpod
on the on the arm
00:44:28
Doco
ah You a sick ass nigga bro Black church has got it too nigga Yeah With the leather joint on the pew What do you talking about
00:44:28
TWIYpod
If you've ever been in the Catholic church, if you've ever been in the Catholic church, the little knee cushion joints, for all you Catholics out there, y'all know what I'm talking about.
00:44:39
TWIYpod
Oh, they got the little knee things too? How would I know? how would i
00:44:52
Doco
Freak boy
00:44:54
TWIYpod
It was nice though. It was nice. It was nice.
00:44:57
Doco
Okay. Freak show.
00:44:59
TWIYpod
a Freak show. So the clowns was like, they was like real.
00:45:00
Doco
Sicko.
00:45:03
TWIYpod
They wasn't like jokey, jokey clowns. They was like realistic clowns.
00:45:08
TWIYpod
So they had the low face paint on. They was smoking cigarettes. Like while they was doing their tricks, they was just smoking cigarettes. They looked like regular people scratching their balls and shit. Niggas took me to go meet the Jones after the show.
00:45:08
Lovelace
Mm-hmm.
00:45:22
TWIYpod
And the nigga just scared the shit out of me. He just scared the living shit out of me.
00:45:27
Doco
How are you?
00:45:29
TWIYpod
I was young. I ain't speak English yet. So I was that young.
00:45:31
Doco
Like one to five?
00:45:32
TWIYpod
Yeah.
00:45:33
Doco
Oh, a formative year.
00:45:35
TWIYpod
Yeah.
00:45:35
Doco
Interesting.
00:45:35
TWIYpod
Don't fuck. Ain't fuck with clowns since killer clowns, killer clowns from outer space.
00:45:37
Doco
Interesting. Continue.
00:45:41
TWIYpod
That shit drop. Killer, killer clowns from outer space or killer clowns from Mars, whatever the fuck that shit drop.
00:45:48
Doco
Mm-hmm.
00:45:51
TWIYpod
ramont took me back to Germany. No way.
00:45:53
Lovelace
I
00:45:53
TWIYpod
And then it dropped. So now I'm having nightmares of clowns riding on dogs chasing me through hospitals.
00:46:02
Lovelace
was scared of getting in the shower after it came out.
00:46:02
Doco
but
00:46:03
TWIYpod
All the things I'm scared of wrapped in one, all the things I'm scared of wrapped in one, my one motherfucking nightmare.
00:46:10
Doco
You scared of dogs?
00:46:10
TWIYpod
It's crazy. I was. Yeah. That's why I stay in the house on Friday 13th. I told y'all I used to be.
00:46:17
Doco
And you're scared of hospitals? I agree with the hospital thing. I don't like going to the hospital.
00:46:23
TWIYpod
I used to be pre-stroke. After the stroke, I had to get used to that shit.
00:46:26
Doco
Scared of dogs is funny as hell.
00:46:26
TWIYpod
Hey, nigga.
00:46:28
Doco
You are pussy.
00:46:29
TWIYpod
Nah. Listen, a dog chase, nigga, a dog chase me like five blocks.
00:46:30
Doco
This thing is so turn around and kick it. What are you talking about?
00:46:38
TWIYpod
That nigga was fast, bro. That nigga was fast.
00:46:41
Doco
la you that you wrote Lace not scared of dogs.
00:46:42
TWIYpod
That nigga was fast.
00:46:45
Lovelace
I just know he hated watching The Simpsons.
00:46:46
TWIYpod
He's scared of dogs.
00:46:50
Doco
He's a dog owner.
00:46:52
TWIYpod
Why I hate watching The Simpsons? Because of Santa's a little helper?
00:46:55
Lovelace
Santa's gonna help her hand crusty, nigga?
00:47:01
TWIYpod
I never fuck with Krusty. Them Butterfinger commercials where he was in it, I'd be like, oh, fuck Butterfingers, bro. Fuck Butterfingers and Butterfinger BBs.
00:47:10
Doco
So you've never been to the circus since you was a kid?
00:47:15
TWIYpod
No, I've been there. I've been there.
00:47:17
Doco
You just stay away from the clowns?
00:47:18
TWIYpod
I'm on. um um I got my guard up. I got my guard up.
00:47:21
Doco
So you never do like the balloon elephant joints? Like you stay away from the clowns?
00:47:26
TWIYpod
Nah, I don't need, what do I need to be there for?
00:47:27
Doco
You are so pussy for that.
00:47:28
TWIYpod
What do I need to be there while this nigga?
00:47:30
Lovelace
So when you threw said parties for the anniversary of birth, y'all didn't have a clown?
00:47:31
Doco
but
00:47:36
TWIYpod
Fuck no.
00:47:37
Lovelace
To
00:47:38
TWIYpod
might Well, my mom dressed up as a clown one year.
00:47:43
Doco
Oh, okay.
00:47:43
Lovelace
scare you or to celebrate somebody?
00:47:44
Doco
I was going to say finish this sentence because that's crazy.
00:47:47
TWIYpod
for somebody's birthday, my mom threw the threw the joint on the afro.
00:47:48
Doco
he it He said, well, my mom, but you know, she was there. ah
00:47:55
TWIYpod
she she she jumped She jumped in the clown suit one year for somebody's birthday. I didn't attend that party.
00:48:03
Doco
What?
00:48:03
TWIYpod
I did not attend.
00:48:04
Doco
Bro, girl, some balls, bro. That's crazy.
00:48:05
TWIYpod
really Because why the fuck we need a clown at the crib?
00:48:07
Doco
No gonads. Because why not, nigga?
00:48:10
Lovelace
a Hey, that's the very...
00:48:14
TWIYpod
No.
00:48:14
Doco
Why not? The same reason why we need a bouncy house.
00:48:16
TWIYpod
Why we... Not bouncy house. I'm pro-bouncy house.
00:48:21
Doco
I'm pro clown.
00:48:21
TWIYpod
Con clown.
00:48:22
Doco
I'm pro face paint. You know, so you don't do.
00:48:24
TWIYpod
So... sos
00:48:24
Doco
All right, pause. Never mind.
00:48:25
TWIYpod
No, you can do face paint. You can do face paint. A clown don't have to do that. is It's a Mexican lady that'll come paint faces for $30.
00:48:37
Lovelace
Is she good?
00:48:39
TWIYpod
and um She's serviceable. You're going to get your $30 worth. For
00:48:45
Doco
$30 All she can do is balloons on your face Pause
00:48:45
Lovelace
per or 30 for the day?
00:48:48
TWIYpod
the day.
00:48:50
Lovelace
Oh, Scully, we have like 40 kids over there.
00:48:51
TWIYpod
Yeah, balloons and a little explosion, too. She can do a little explosion, too.
00:48:56
Doco
That's it Heights Plains Hmm What'd you say That's
00:48:56
TWIYpod
So what are you niggas scared of? What do you niggas definitely scared of? Oh, bitches, I forgot.
00:49:04
TWIYpod
And you're talking about me having an issue with clowns?
00:49:04
Lovelace
Wouldn't the height and plane be one in the same?
00:49:09
Lovelace
I said, wouldn't the height and the plane be one and the same?
00:49:12
Doco
it Heights, Plains I used to love roller coasters.
00:49:15
Lovelace
I heard height is Kamala's name.
00:49:16
Doco
i don't like roller coasters anymore. I'm terrified of roller coasters today. I tried to do it.
00:49:19
Lovelace
Since you became a parent?
00:49:21
Doco
Maybe. Maybe. But it's always been planes, though. Bro, don't call me pussy for not wanting to go on a plane. I can fight a clown, nigga. I can't fight the air.
00:49:32
TWIYpod
I can fight a clown too.
00:49:34
Lovelace
yeah That's how you survive if it book if it got to jump out. fight bear it
00:49:39
Doco
It's over, nigga.
00:49:40
TWIYpod
Nah, you got to take the cushion.
00:49:41
Doco
if
00:49:42
TWIYpod
You got to take the cushion.
00:49:42
Doco
It's over.
00:49:43
TWIYpod
The cushion got a parachute in it.
00:49:44
Doco
It's over, bro. You getting a plane crash, it's over. I'm afraid of...
00:49:49
TWIYpod
The way planes been crashing, this nigga's walking away from these plane crashes. I feel a whole lot better today. My odds in a plane crash today, way better than the ninety s
00:49:59
Lovelace
He didn't watch paradise.
00:50:02
TWIYpod
I haven't. I haven't watched it.
00:50:03
Lovelace
talking gotta watch paradise, bro. Look how that plane ended up. He limped around for an episode. He was good.
00:50:12
Doco
That's TV.
00:50:14
Lovelace
So was your life.
00:50:16
Doco
I mean, y'all, ah you know, y'all favorite didn't make it.
00:50:27
Doco
Just said.
00:50:27
Lovelace
See, I thought you about to say something.
00:50:30
Doco
Rest in peace.
00:50:31
TWIYpod
You talking about Brown?
00:50:32
Doco
You don't play in that. Hey, he's still alive. Live and well.
00:50:36
TWIYpod
Who are you talking about? Willie Nelson? Who who died in the plane crash?
00:50:41
Doco
It was a helicopter.
00:50:43
TWIYpod
Oh.
00:50:45
Doco
Playing in the air.
00:50:45
Lovelace
Rest in peace to them people. thought she was going to say somebody got on a plane and they barely made it
00:50:48
Doco
Playing in the air.
00:50:54
Doco
No, I wasn't going to go there, ladies. You are sick. But, yeah, i don't like planes. I wouldn't do planes. I also don't like go-karts.
00:51:07
Doco
I'm terrified of go-karts.
00:51:10
Doco
Terrified of go-karts. I flipped over one of them when I was a kid before.
00:51:14
Lovelace
Like the one that had the the ah the casing over it or just open?
00:51:18
Doco
No, like a little... Yeah. On some dirt road shit.
00:51:24
TWIYpod
Look at this shit niggas are scared of.
00:51:26
Doco
You are scared of clowns.
00:51:28
TWIYpod
You're scared of go-karts, bro. You can't play Mario Kart at the crib.
00:51:30
Doco
Yeah. I can play Mario Kart just fine. I'm talking about real life go-karts.
00:51:37
Lovelace
shit.
00:51:38
Doco
You can't watch fucking Simpsons, nigga.
00:51:40
TWIYpod
i can watch it.
00:51:41
Doco
What are you talking about?
00:51:42
TWIYpod
I can watch it. I'm not going to be pleased when a nigga show up on the screen, but I can watch it.
00:51:45
Doco
You prefer to the Cleveland show over the Simpsons. don't want to hear that shit, bro.
00:51:48
TWIYpod
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:51:50
Doco
Yeah, exactly.
00:51:51
Lovelace
Eh.
00:51:53
Doco
Don't want to hear that shit. Lace, what are you... ah I said enhanced your personality though, right? So like, my example would have been, which y'all don't really, but I think I have a good judge of character, motherfucker.
00:52:08
TWIYpod
Not if you're scared of planes.
00:52:09
Doco
Yeah. 100%.
00:52:10
TWIYpod
i think I think you being scared of heights enhanced your personality because you're 5'8".
00:52:11
Doco
one hundred percent
00:52:15
Doco
la foot That's fine.
00:52:19
TWIYpod
so So you got to have an enhanced personality because you're
00:52:24
Doco
That's fine.
00:52:24
TWIYpod
The world doesn't really trust short people, especially men.
00:52:26
Doco
God gave me my, you know, he knew my abilities. he If I was six foot, I would have been washed you niggas, bro. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
00:52:38
Doco
What? If he made me tall, I would have really out here.
00:52:44
Lovelace
too much.
00:52:45
Doco
What do you mean? God knew better. Take the Lord. He gave me so many abilities. okay And height wasn't one him That's okay.
00:52:55
Lovelace
and that's too much
00:52:56
Doco
Too much, bro.
00:52:57
Lovelace
it's to wi
00:52:58
Doco
Too much power.
00:52:58
TWIYpod
I had to humble you, nigga. That's why I got scoliosis. Nigga had to humble me.
00:53:03
Doco
Too much power. Yeah, he gave you height, but a fucked up back. I'd rather be short.
00:53:07
TWIYpod
and ba And bad posture.
00:53:10
Doco
I'd just rather be short, nigga. You what I'm saying?
00:53:13
TWIYpod
Nah, because can hide the scoliosis.
00:53:13
Doco
What are we talking about?
00:53:16
TWIYpod
You can't hide being short.
00:53:17
Doco
Yeah, but once you take your shirt off, it's over for you.
00:53:19
Lovelace
and I got insoles now.
00:53:22
TWIYpod
I'm not doing the scoliosis test for the hoes. You think I'm out here lifting my shirt up and bending over and grabbing my toes for the hoes so they can see the S?
00:53:25
Doco
What are you talking about?
00:53:30
Doco
No, but once you go to get intimate and then you sit on the side of the bed, it's over. You know how when you're done, you sit on the side of a bed. ni you know Yeah, exactly.
00:53:37
Lovelace
You calling my most Klausimoto? What?
00:53:41
Doco
What are you talking about?
00:53:41
TWIYpod
This nigga gave me a hunchback.
00:53:44
Doco
Come walk some day. if Once you get yeah me, let's come on, nigga. You a hunchback of Notre Dame. Like.
00:53:50
TWIYpod
she knew something She knew something was wrong with me. She seen my sneakers.
00:53:53
Doco
No.
00:53:54
TWIYpod
yeah She heard me walking. She heard me walking down the hallway dragging this motherfucker.
00:53:59
Doco
That's funny.
00:53:59
TWIYpod
She know something wrong with me.
00:54:01
Doco
That's funny as hell. Yeah, see, God knew better, though. What enhanced your personality? lays what like what You know what I mean? like What trauma from your childhood? like Yeah, okay.
00:54:11
Lovelace
Trauma of childbirth.
00:54:14
Doco
Jesus Christ.
00:54:15
Lovelace
but
00:54:15
Doco
That's why he don't celebrate birthdays.
00:54:15
TWIYpod
p Being a latchkey kid, being a latchkey kid traumatized him.
00:54:18
Doco
That makes sense.
00:54:21
TWIYpod
So now that enhances personality. Now he like Mr. Security with it.
00:54:26
Lovelace
yeah
00:54:27
Doco
Okay. That makes sense.
00:54:31
TWIYpod
He got the, he got the, he got the air, he got the, ah what is it?
00:54:32
Lovelace
So
00:54:34
TWIYpod
The air drops?
00:54:37
Lovelace
the air tags.
00:54:37
TWIYpod
The air, the air tags.
00:54:38
Lovelace
Yeah.
00:54:39
TWIYpod
He got the air tags on the kids.
00:54:41
Doco
Oh, I do too.
00:54:42
TWIYpod
What? That's not a violation of privacy, y'all?
00:54:46
Lovelace
No, they just know the bag is there. Yeah.
00:54:50
TWIYpod
Yo, the way the nigga didn't even let the question breathe.
00:54:50
Doco
thing is there
00:54:53
TWIYpod
You heard him? No.
00:54:57
Doco
I agree, though. What do you mean a violation of privacy?
00:54:58
Lovelace
But, like, everybody's location from my household is shared.
00:55:00
Doco
What are you talking about?
00:55:03
Lovelace
So it's like...
00:55:03
Doco
Yeah, what do we talking about?
00:55:04
Lovelace
But I also got younger kids that don't have phones.
00:55:07
Doco
they get No.
00:55:08
Lovelace
So that's why they have AirTag.
00:55:09
Doco
If my kids are 18, I'm fucking sharing their location.
00:55:09
Lovelace
I know. I'm talking about the AirTag. The AirTags are for the kids that don't have phones.
00:55:13
TWIYpod
Wait.
00:55:14
Doco
I'm putting the air tag in your fucking car. Yes.
00:55:16
TWIYpod
you can't ask You can ask them to share their location when they're 18?
00:55:21
Doco
No.
00:55:22
Lovelace
um If I'm paying that phone bill...
00:55:24
Doco
um' that so I'm with Lays, bro.
00:55:24
TWIYpod
Oh, i'm glad um madam I'm about to shoot some tags.
00:55:25
Doco
na that No.
00:55:28
TWIYpod
Yo, let me get that.
00:55:28
Doco
So you and your spouse don't share your location?
00:55:29
TWIYpod
Let me drop low. I'm going to just send the tags. Drop low.
00:55:34
Doco
No, just request the location and see what happens.
00:55:37
TWIYpod
don't know how to do that.
00:55:38
Doco
Go into the contact.
00:55:38
Lovelace
You need to have it. If y'all all got Apple, bruh, and you paying for it, put them all under the family plan so you can save some money.
00:55:44
Doco
Yeah, what are you? 100%. What?
00:55:47
TWIYpod
I'm not paying a bunch of phone bills so I can know where niggas is at. i just...
00:55:50
Lovelace
No, no,
Music Debate: Fetty Wap vs. Charlie Wilson
00:55:51
Lovelace
no. I'm saying if you are already, you need to put them all on the same Apple plan so you can save money.
00:55:51
Doco
It's not about knowing where they're at.
00:55:51
TWIYpod
Oh.
00:55:56
Lovelace
That's what I said.
00:55:57
TWIYpod
I just i just asked niggas, yo, where you at?
00:55:59
Doco
Here. Here.
00:56:01
TWIYpod
W-I-A? Is you good? you safe?
00:56:04
Doco
Fuck no, I'm checking locations.
00:56:04
Lovelace
W-I-A.
00:56:05
TWIYpod
Did you make it home?
00:56:05
Doco
I got locations of kids i don't even take care of every day.
00:56:11
Doco
100%. I can tell you where my nieces and nephews are right now.
00:56:12
TWIYpod
I...
00:56:15
TWIYpod
I couldn't tell you nothing. My kid went to a Fetty Wap concert last night. i was like, yo, I thought he was in jail.
00:56:24
TWIYpod
You went to jail? You telling me you got booked? You in the bookings, beloved? She's like, no, man. He's out. And he got a new album out. I was like, oh, okay.
00:56:32
Lovelace
I did
00:56:33
Doco
Yeah, his new shit is kind of fire, actually.
00:56:35
TWIYpod
Wouldn't know. thought I thought something was still in jail. Last Fetty Wap song I heard, last Fetty Wap song I heard, well I got a Glock in my raw ray.
00:56:39
Lovelace
it because I'm not a years.
00:56:45
TWIYpod
Like, that was the...
00:56:45
Doco
no that's a lie. You heard the yams one, nigga.
00:56:50
TWIYpod
Can I get to the yams?
00:56:51
Doco
Yep.
00:56:52
TWIYpod
I thought that was Masego.
00:56:55
Doco
Nah, bro, that's Fetty Wap.
00:56:57
TWIYpod
No, that's Masego and Charlie Wilson.
00:57:05
Doco
You can say whatever you want. I know what I heard. I heard the Fetty Wap version.
00:57:11
TWIYpod
I didn't even know. No, I didn't know.
00:57:12
Lovelace
Thank you.
00:57:14
Doco
Okay. We only acknowledge Fetty Wap's version here.
00:57:19
TWIYpod
Nah, I like Charlie Wilson's version.
00:57:20
Doco
He did too much.
00:57:21
TWIYpod
and you get to the young
00:57:23
Doco
Yeah, he did too much.
00:57:24
TWIYpod
He did that for the aunties.
00:57:27
Doco
did too much.
00:57:28
TWIYpod
You don't like R&B for the aunties?
00:57:31
Doco
I like Charlie Wilson as Charlie Wilson, not Charlie Wilson is singing a Christmas jingle.
00:57:36
TWIYpod
I like Charlie Wilson everywhere but Tiny Desk. I ain't like his Tiny Desk. I ain't like his Tiny Desk.
00:57:42
Doco
That's hate.
00:57:43
TWIYpod
I ain't like his Tiny Desk.
00:57:43
Doco
That's hate.
00:57:44
TWIYpod
That was a waste.
00:57:44
Doco
They didn't produce him right.
00:57:46
TWIYpod
He didn't produce himself. He sound the same.
00:57:48
Doco
Nah, they didn't produce him.
00:57:50
TWIYpod
He sound like he always sound, but I just didn't like his tiny desk. It was a wait.
00:57:58
Doco
What's something you missed from your childhood?
00:58:03
TWIYpod
I can't say
Adult Napping Habits & Ideal Nap Length
00:58:04
TWIYpod
naps because I'm still going to take a nap today as an adult.
00:58:09
Lovelace
Y'all napping
00:58:11
TWIYpod
Yo, what's wrong with it?
00:58:11
Doco
What's wrong with taking a nap?
00:58:12
TWIYpod
Yo, hold on a second, gang. Why are you shooting?
00:58:15
Doco
Yeah, what is wrong with taking a nap?
00:58:15
Lovelace
me. just I'm just trying to figure out how y'all had the opportunity to take naps when y'all got to take care of.
00:58:20
Doco
My children go to school every day.
00:58:22
TWIYpod
Because I don't have six, nigga.
00:58:22
Lovelace
Crazy.
00:58:24
Doco
yeah Exactly.
00:58:25
TWIYpod
yeah
00:58:25
Doco
What are you talking about?
00:58:27
TWIYpod
because um Because I'm not in control of everything.
00:58:27
Doco
i stopped, nigga.
00:58:31
TWIYpod
That's how I can afford to take a nap.
00:58:32
Doco
I stopped so I knew I could take naps. I have two children that I sent to school every day. It's nap time, nigga.
00:58:39
TWIYpod
That nigga Doko said, I pulled out. ah I left that lady alone so I could take naps.
00:58:44
Lovelace
Like, okay, what do y'all considering that? but This is going tell me if y'all do naps or if y'all just got the wrong mindset.
00:58:51
TWIYpod
More than 45 minutes.
00:58:53
Doco
No, a 20 minute nap is a good nap.
00:58:55
Lovelace
Okay, that's a nap.
00:58:56
TWIYpod
No, that's foreplay. That's a nap foreplay.
00:58:58
Lovelace
That's a nap.
00:58:59
Doco
No, that's a good nap. A 20 minute nap is actually appropriate nap.
00:59:02
Lovelace
anything Anything over an hour, Brad, you going to sleep.
00:59:03
Doco
Anything longer than you went to sleep.
00:59:05
Lovelace
Just go sleep.
00:59:06
Doco
Yeah, you went to sleep.
00:59:06
TWIYpod
that's not even That's not even second base.
Post-Nap Activities & Bedtime Humor
00:59:09
Doco
You went to sleep.
00:59:09
TWIYpod
20 minutes on a nap? That's not even second base. Your hand not even under her shirt yet. What are you talking about?
00:59:15
Doco
Nigga, that's whoa. First of all, a nap doesn't consist of cuddling at all.
00:59:19
TWIYpod
20 minutes, not just that's I'm just saying that's foreplay. That's a nod off. I can nod off for 20 minutes.
00:59:25
Doco
20 minutes a quick reset. and they give What?
00:59:27
Lovelace
right You nodded off watching the rip and I had to spit everywhere because of it.
00:59:27
Doco
do you what
00:59:33
TWIYpod
I did. I did.
00:59:34
Doco
20 minutes is a quick reset.
00:59:36
Lovelace
That was the nod off.
00:59:36
Doco
Boom.
00:59:37
TWIYpod
20 minutes is not. i don't i
00:59:39
Doco
30 minutes, you're almost in REM sleep.
00:59:41
TWIYpod
I'm not respecting a 20-minute nap, bro.
00:59:42
Doco
And that's sleep.
00:59:45
TWIYpod
If I wake up from from a nap and it was 20 minutes, I'm going have an attitude.
00:59:49
Doco
If you wake up from a nap and you're like, damn, I slept through the day, that's sleeping, nigga.
00:59:54
TWIYpod
That's vibe. That's vibes.
00:59:55
Doco
That's not a nap.
00:59:56
TWIYpod
Listen, I promise you this. You don't drink.
00:59:58
Doco
And you about to be up all night just walking around the house looking for shit to do.
00:59:59
TWIYpod
so
01:00:02
TWIYpod
You don't drink. So you never got hit with a Saturday afternoon nap after day drinking or morning drinking.
01:00:09
Doco
No, but I've gotten a Saturday afternoon nap after smoking four cones to the face.
01:00:10
TWIYpod
And you hit that.
01:00:15
TWIYpod
Yeah. And you was gone for some hours.
01:00:17
Doco
That's the same thing. Yeah, that's that's sleeping.
01:00:19
TWIYpod
And you woke up in the dark, scared. You didn't know what time it was or what day it was. And it was still Saturday.
01:00:24
Doco
Yep. Yep.
01:00:28
TWIYpod
That's the fucking reset button. Now, now you good.
01:00:30
Doco
No.
01:00:31
Lovelace
No, you went to sleep. Now you're not going to be able to fall asleep later.
01:00:33
Doco
that's That's not the reset button.
01:00:34
TWIYpod
Go, go do it again.
01:00:35
Doco
You're going either have to go bother your girl the or you go do it again and now you fucked up and hung over in the morning.
01:00:37
Lovelace
Go do it again.
01:00:41
Doco
Right?
01:00:41
TWIYpod
Boone rally. No, there's never a hundred.
01:00:42
Doco
Or you bother your girl for the night-night nam-nam.
01:00:46
TWIYpod
When you need your medicine.
01:00:49
Doco
Or you in the bathroom.
01:00:50
TWIYpod
you You need your medicine, okay?
01:00:51
Doco
know how
01:00:53
TWIYpod
You need your medicine.
01:00:54
Doco
yeah Or are you in the bathroom on the toilet. Because I know you niggas ain't bold enough to do it while she's sleeping right next to you.
01:01:02
TWIYpod
Why not?
01:01:03
Doco
You ain't that gangster, bro. Cut it out.
01:01:06
TWIYpod
Ain't I'm shooting on that side of the bed. Ain't
01:01:07
Doco
e Neither one of you niggas is that gangster, bro.
01:01:11
TWIYpod
I'm shooting on that side of the bed.
01:01:11
Lovelace
Oh my God.
01:01:12
Doco
Stop it, bro. Stop it. Stop it.
01:01:14
TWIYpod
Hey, i don't care I don't care what side of the bed you sleep on.
01:01:15
Doco
Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
01:01:18
Lovelace
How did she wake up?
01:01:18
TWIYpod
Whatever side you're on is the wet spot.
01:01:21
Lovelace
How did she wake up?
01:01:22
Doco
stop it
01:01:23
TWIYpod
Wake up what?
01:01:25
Doco
Yeah, what are you doing? She wakes up. Exactly. Good question, Lace.
01:01:27
Lovelace
Hey.
01:01:27
TWIYpod
No. No.
01:01:29
Doco
Cap. Cap.
01:01:31
Lovelace
Hey.
01:01:31
Doco
Cap. She's annoyed.
01:01:32
TWIYpod
No.
01:01:33
Lovelace
Hold on.
01:01:33
TWIYpod
It's halftime. It's halftime.
01:01:34
Doco
She's annoyed.
01:01:35
TWIYpod
You can still get in the game.
01:01:36
Doco
She's annoyed.
01:01:37
TWIYpod
You can still get in the game. You
01:01:40
Lovelace
And it's going to be a quick whistle for you, too.
01:01:42
TWIYpod
o Listen, the only reason why she's annoyed is because I was going crazy over here.
01:01:50
Doco
look at you like, I beg your pardon?
01:01:51
TWIYpod
and it's an earthquake in the bed.
01:01:56
Doco
I beg your pardon?
01:01:58
Lovelace
And check this out.
01:01:59
Doco
I beg your pardon?
01:01:59
TWIYpod
Just real quick.
01:02:00
Doco
of You into what?
01:02:00
TWIYpod
Just real quick.
01:02:01
Lovelace
AG already applied, so she ain't got to... Man, this real quick.
01:02:05
TWIYpod
Just real quick.
01:02:06
Doco
Alright. That has been... yeah
01:02:12
TWIYpod
You know what it is.
01:02:13
Doco
Disgusting. This nigga said I'm already wet.
01:02:16
TWIYpod
Amir Lace is here.
01:02:23
TWIYpod
She called that nigga pre-cum poppy. but