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Us3d Banqu3t
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We might have to rename this pod the Hiatus pod cuz dang we sure do take some breaks. For June we intend to go Fo Fo Fo IYKYK! We open the pod with jokes because we missed pod'n together. Have you ever feared your kids parking you as an adult? Do you ever think about the resentment they may hold over physical parenting? We unpack strange group chat text. Are the city boys down for the summer? With gas prices like this we may have to budget summer fun. Lace finds a way to get under Scoli skin by trying to legitimize Bam and his 83 points. Doco baits us with Eagles talk months away from football season. His WR1 being traded away is a big deal no matter the time of year. Who was the best QB Diggs had in his career? I have a strong feeling Scoli is going to vote for the white QB. Lace brings in some Lebron hate outta nowhere, so Scoli has to bring Jay-z hate to the pod. It's like a haters Trifecta. Men shouldn't argue bout a lot of things and Beyonce is one of them. The whole pod breaks out into pandemonium when the topic of food that you can't eat as an adult that you enjoyed as a kid.
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Podcasting Setups and Challenges
00:00:00
TWIYpod
It's June, so Jesus gets a hiatus just like we did.
00:00:08
TWIYpod
i don't know what Delco is doing.
00:00:11
Doco
Jesus don't count for spring training?
00:00:13
Lovelace
Hey, we record, we don't follow this in by the way.
00:00:17
TWIYpod
movement
00:00:17
Doco
Do I sound crazy?
00:00:19
TWIYpod
Yeah, you sound a little crazy, but we're recording already, so you just...
00:00:21
Lovelace
All
00:00:22
Doco
Hey, fuck it. We're going adjust on the fly.
00:00:25
Lovelace
right, YouTube world.
00:00:25
TWIYpod
empty Empty room podcast ass nigga. Yo, go buy some furniture for your podcast room so it don't sound so empty.
00:00:37
TWIYpod
All y'all out there that's podcasting, I support the creators, but go buy some go buy some furniture. Put some pictures on the wall in your podcast room so it don't sound so empty.
00:00:50
TWIYpod
All right?
00:00:50
Lovelace
It's hella shit.
00:00:51
TWIYpod
Sounds poor.
00:00:52
Lovelace
It's hella shit.
00:00:55
Lovelace
Like, it's hella shit.
00:00:55
TWIYpod
It's hella shit.
00:00:57
Doco
Is this better?
00:01:00
TWIYpod
Yeah, but just don't do it again. We're we're we're actually recording.
00:01:04
Lovelace
YouTube world.
00:01:05
Doco
I would rather fix it than sound crazy.
00:01:06
Lovelace
is growing pains of a podcast.
00:01:12
TWIYpod
This how they do, y'all. This how they do, y'all.
00:01:17
Doco
We are back. Okay, I'm sorry that we aren't um as polished and professional as the other shows on your network. um But we are here, you know?
00:01:29
Doco
We are young dads, and there will be bumps in the road.
Debates on Parenting and Lifestyle
00:01:34
Doco
I can't help that my kids was up here fuck with my shit. Am
00:01:38
Lovelace
Hmm.
00:01:39
Doco
I supposed do Beatle?
00:01:41
Lovelace
Nah, put that shit up.
00:01:42
TWIYpod
According to Lace, yeah.
00:01:43
Lovelace
yeah
00:01:43
Doco
What the fuck? Hey!
00:01:45
TWIYpod
but According to Lace, yeah.
00:01:47
Doco
Cordy lace off mic.
00:01:47
Lovelace
Hmm.
00:01:50
Doco
Yeah.
00:01:50
Lovelace
Hmm.
00:01:50
TWIYpod
You see how Hype Lace got over that Joe Jackson topic?
00:01:55
Doco
That was his topic. But that was your topic too, low key. You was loving that shit too, low key.
00:02:00
TWIYpod
Nah. Listen, I got beat and I got beat and I was excited to beat some kids when I had kids.
00:02:02
Doco
But you had girls though. You can't be girls.
00:02:09
TWIYpod
And I was like, as soon as it got time to beat the kids, I was like,
00:02:13
Doco
Nah, I can't beat the kids.
00:02:15
TWIYpod
you can't beat You can't beat these niggas and then go get ice cream tomorrow.
00:02:15
Lovelace
Thank you.
00:02:19
Doco
Can't do it. Emotional damage.
00:02:22
TWIYpod
Imagine beating your kid and then take them to go get ice cream like a week later and y'all just going to act like the beating never happened.
00:02:31
Doco
Why a week though? That's a long time span in between.
00:02:34
TWIYpod
Or whenever you choose to go get ice cream with your kid.
00:02:36
Doco
no no, no, no. That repair has to be swift.
00:02:39
TWIYpod
But what are we repairing? I beat you because you did something wrong and now we just both?
00:02:43
Doco
Because you shouldn't be beating your kids.
00:02:45
TWIYpod
But now we both just looking at each other, dumb in the face. I put hands on you. You'd like to put hands on me in return.
00:02:55
Doco
No, what happens when little kid get older and now they want to shoot the one?
00:03:00
TWIYpod
I want that.
00:03:02
Lovelace
Do you?
00:03:02
TWIYpod
I want that.
00:03:03
Lovelace
Do you?
00:03:03
TWIYpod
Y'all don't want to shoot the fair one with your grown kids?
00:03:04
Doco
Whatever you into, you go do that. you
00:03:06
Lovelace
you?
00:03:07
Doco
No, he don't want that, bro.
00:03:08
TWIYpod
Yes.
00:03:09
Doco
He's lying.
00:03:10
Lovelace
remember the last time you got active. You told that story.
00:03:12
Doco
If Buddy got active with you right now, it's a wrap, nigga.
00:03:15
Lovelace
Hmm.
00:03:18
Doco
It's a wrap for you. It's a wrap.
00:03:21
TWIYpod
Nah Nah Cause you never show the kids the full repertoire You never show the kids the full repertoire So when it comes down to it and they get grown And they want to handle you at Thanksgiving dinner You gotta be able to put the kid in the fiend the easy way
00:03:22
Doco
Yeah.
00:03:27
Doco
Bro.
00:03:37
Doco
Bro, this nigga watches you struggle to get off the couch every day.
00:03:41
TWIYpod
don't struggle to get off the couch Absolutely Nah
00:03:43
Doco
will put you to sleep right on that Saints blanket over for you.
00:03:46
Lovelace
Niggas broke your own rules, bruh. Niggas broke.
00:03:48
Doco
What are you talking about? You know what I mean? Hit the drop, man. it was what Who are we?
00:03:57
TWIYpod
Yo, I fucking hate this pod. That's weird.
00:04:12
Doco
It is also inappropriate to get pregnant in a house that you ain't supposed to be fucking in. But hey.
00:04:18
TWIYpod
Heard.
00:04:19
Lovelace
Hey, I'm to tell you right now.
00:04:19
Doco
Southen is rich nigga to the right of me.
00:04:20
Lovelace
When
00:04:21
Doco
Oh my god. He got extra money.
00:04:23
TWIYpod
Heard.
00:04:23
Doco
He can feed extra mouths. You know what I'm yeah No, she got ass beat.
00:04:25
Lovelace
you don't beat your kids, this is what they turn out to be.
00:04:31
Doco
That's the problem.
00:04:32
TWIYpod
Yo, who's that?
00:04:33
Doco
That's that Mackenzie's Chirilla girl. She ran into the wall.
00:04:37
TWIYpod
Oh, she look like a character off Men in Black.
00:04:40
Doco
Oh, that's crazy.
00:04:42
TWIYpod
Like the series, not the first one, but you know.
00:04:45
Doco
this There's a series?
00:04:47
TWIYpod
Yeah, it's like five of them shits. We'll been beating y'all in the head for money secretly, and y'all want to put shit in the group chat on a random Thursday morning.
00:04:58
TWIYpod
Shout out them all. Uh, Pursuit of happiness or John Q at like eight in the morning.
00:05:04
Doco
It's John Q, but yeah, that's a wild question.
00:05:07
Lovelace
You know why? Because he just watched Pursuit the Happiness with his baby.
00:05:15
Doco
I'm going to tell you one thing, though. Inflation? This ain't the time to be getting cuffed up.
00:05:18
Lovelace
Fresh on his mind. Fresh on his mind, man.
00:05:21
TWIYpod
na No, no.
00:05:21
Doco
I'm not going lie.
00:05:22
TWIYpod
Who does that in the summertime?
00:05:26
Doco
In the summertime, we are in a really bad financial... Like, nigga, you see how much gas is
Economic Impacts on Daily Life
00:05:32
Doco
to be driving around canoodling?
00:05:32
TWIYpod
man, gas prices is crazy.
00:05:36
Doco
And you know he want to take the C ride. You know what mean? the The PI ride or whatever y'all call it down there.
00:05:42
TWIYpod
You'll get gas prices is enough to be single by they self. Gas prices is enough to be single by they self.
00:05:46
Doco
ah my shit takes like $110 to up, bro. Y'all how many miles I drive?
00:05:55
TWIYpod
But it's just, that's just your joint. You gotta fill her tank. I'd never met a young lady that fills her own tank up either.
00:06:03
Doco
na and No, no, no, no, no.
00:06:05
TWIYpod
I'd never even, I'd never even seen a young lady that I've been entangled with at the gas station.
00:06:05
Doco
That's wife privileges.
00:06:12
Doco
Lays, you was filling up tanks when you was dating?
00:06:12
TWIYpod
It's usually.
00:06:15
TWIYpod
Yeah, he was. Yeah, he was.
00:06:16
Doco
Not frugal Freddy.
00:06:18
TWIYpod
Now he had a hookup. He had a hookup.
00:06:20
Lovelace
It was just my car.
00:06:23
TWIYpod
Oh, he dealt with the joints that didn't have cars.
00:06:26
Doco
oh he had leverage.
00:06:28
TWIYpod
Manipulation. in Manipulation.
00:06:30
Doco
I put the man in manipulation. ah but but You do put the man in manipulation. That, I mean...
00:06:38
TWIYpod
No, that's Lace. That's Lace for sure.
00:06:41
Doco
He did sprinkle a little bins and shopping in there too. So that makes sense.
00:06:47
TWIYpod
I thought Lace had a gas booster.
00:06:52
TWIYpod
flaking Like in Fast and Furious.
00:06:53
Doco
I can see Lay's having a gas car booster.
00:06:56
TWIYpod
Nah, like in Fast Furious 4 or whatever, when they were stealing gas. Like, I know Lace knows somebody that stole gas.
00:07:02
Doco
Yo. It's not time to smoke right now, bro.
00:07:05
TWIYpod
And he just pull up at they crib and then just pump gas. Throw him a 20, they fill up the tank, and then he pull his shorty car up there.
00:07:15
Doco
No, he just went to Acorn crib with it you know the gas pump.
00:07:20
Lovelace
Niggas, crazy.
00:07:21
TWIYpod
Nacon. I'm sorry.
00:07:24
Doco
Did he ever go to jail for that scam?
00:07:24
TWIYpod
Ain't that his song?
00:07:28
TWIYpod
Did he ever go to jail for putting that young man in the fireman's carry on stage at the concert?
00:07:33
Lovelace
Oh, that's crazy.
00:07:34
Doco
I mean, I feel like that's fair. I feel like that was reasonable.
00:07:38
TWIYpod
Why is that fair?
00:07:39
Doco
Because why are you on stage?
00:07:42
TWIYpod
right. All right.
00:07:44
Lovelace
I mean, you just saw that nigga run on the court during the finals game.
00:07:47
Doco
Now that was funny. And he probably bet a lot of money on that and came up.
00:07:51
Lovelace
Did y'all see the picture?
00:07:53
TWIYpod
Yeah, it was terrible. It was terrible.
00:07:56
Doco
Mitchell Roberts is like...
00:07:59
TWIYpod
I told y y'all, y'all got to know your angles, man. I said it today in the chat. You got to learn your angles. he He got Victor Wimbignano's neck.
00:08:08
TWIYpod
His whole face. We don't need you, dog. Why did you get Victor Wimbignano's neck in the picture?
00:08:15
Doco
Because he thought he was about to get a stole on. he just tried to hurt him. You know
00:08:21
TWIYpod
And they look so confused in the middle of a game. Some random white dude with no jersey pops up on the court trying to take pictures. And they both just standing there looking stupid. The NFL would never.
00:08:34
TWIYpod
The NFL would never. A big 320-pound lineman is coming through and smoking your boots.
00:08:36
Doco
They wouldn' have been able to take a picture.
00:08:46
Doco
I don't know. i don't know. Has that ever happened in NBA game before? Mm-hmm.
00:08:52
Lovelace
running on the court? Yeah.
00:08:55
Doco
Like, other than, like, Malice in the Palace.
00:08:55
Lovelace
It's never... Yeah, that's happened that's plenty of times.
00:08:56
TWIYpod
Frequently. Frequently.
00:09:00
Lovelace
A nigga ain't never stopped in the middle of the court to take a selfie on national TV.
00:09:03
TWIYpod
Yeah, that's where you fucked up trying to take the selfie.
00:09:06
Lovelace
Because you know normally when that shit happened, they moved the camera. But he was at half court
00:09:15
Doco
That's crazy. I mean, kudos to him for pulling it off. You think he's going go to jail?
00:09:20
Lovelace
They definitely arrested them. I'm sure to find it something.
00:09:24
TWIYpod
He got banned.
00:09:25
Doco
I paid to be here. That's crazy.
00:09:26
TWIYpod
He got banned.
00:09:28
Lovelace
Yeah, he got banned. Lifetime ban from the arenas. All the arenas.
00:09:31
Doco
Ain't nothing to do with San Antonio either.
00:09:31
TWIYpod
All arenas. No, not just San Antonio. He got banned from all arenas.
00:09:36
Lovelace
He can't go to no NBA games.
00:09:39
TWIYpod
San Antonio got some heat out there. I ain't going lie.
00:09:41
Doco
I hope it was. Wait, what?
00:09:42
TWIYpod
San Antonio catches a lot of ah lot of bad shots.
00:09:45
Lovelace
Oh, you did used to be in San Antonio.
00:09:45
TWIYpod
But San Antonio...
00:09:47
Doco
What do you mean by that?
00:09:51
Lovelace
Hell of podcast was filmed there.
00:09:51
TWIYpod
Guys, come on, guys.
00:09:56
Doco
I beg your pardon? What do you mean by that?
00:09:59
TWIYpod
Y'all know it was serious because I took my kid with me on a business trip. Like, yo, we're going to podcast in the hotel on Wednesday.
00:10:08
Lovelace
it
00:10:10
TWIYpod
Frequently. I did a bunch of pods down there.
00:10:13
Doco
That's unnecessary. was that Okay, so would you compare those to your Motel 6 hiatus?
00:10:19
TWIYpod
No, no, nothing beats the Motel 6 joints.
00:10:22
Doco
Okay.
00:10:22
TWIYpod
The car joints is up there, but the Motel 6 joints is high level.
00:10:23
Lovelace
Mm-mm.
00:10:28
Doco
Pun from the car is sick.
00:10:30
TWIYpod
Potting from the car is low-key fun.
00:10:32
Doco
That might be a vibe, but
Unconventional Podcasting Experiences
00:10:34
Doco
that shit is sick.
00:10:34
TWIYpod
It's a vibe for sure.
00:10:37
Doco
Nah.
00:10:37
TWIYpod
Because it wasn't in the wintertime.
00:10:37
Doco
Nah.
00:10:40
TWIYpod
It's not like I was potting in the car in a Virginia winter. You understand? like I'm potting in the car.
00:10:46
Doco
Yeah, but she was doing it in a Virginia summer. Sticky, hot.
00:10:50
TWIYpod
Lit. Lit.
00:10:51
Doco
Ugh.
00:10:53
TWIYpod
Lit.
00:10:53
Doco
The windows were steamy as hell.
00:10:54
Lovelace
Nigga had double aluminum building on.
00:10:55
Doco
He wasn't even hotboxing.
00:10:57
TWIYpod
You keep the door open. You crack the windows. You parlay. You just you just hanging out.
00:11:02
Doco
So now you just got mad mosquitoes on your will and the neighbors is hearing you for no- Oh, here go this nigga talking to this car again.
00:11:05
Lovelace
You was, a
00:11:09
Lovelace
You was in the parking lot of the Flying
00:11:12
Doco
a
00:11:12
Lovelace
You was out there? Yeah.
00:11:16
TWIYpod
Yo, I never took my neighbors into consideration. Them niggas probably yeah hate me.
00:11:21
Doco
I was still going to come screw it again.
00:11:25
TWIYpod
ah Screaming crazy, too. and and in the In the car, in the backyard. Yeah! And it's 10 o'clock at night, going crazy.
00:11:32
Doco
That's fucking crazy.
00:11:33
TWIYpod
But I put up BAM numbers in the car. The car pods is crazy because I put up BAM numbers, but I did Wilt numbers, allegedly, at the 6th.
00:11:42
Lovelace
No. I
00:11:42
Doco
Did you say bam? Like, oh no.
00:11:45
TWIYpod
Yeah, 83. I was putting up 83 joints.
00:11:48
Doco
That can't be the reference, man.
00:11:49
TWIYpod
Did y'all forget that happened?
00:11:51
Doco
no No, we just can't use that as the reference.
00:11:51
Lovelace
was just talking about that the other day.
00:11:57
Doco
That's not sexy.
00:11:58
TWIYpod
Yo, y'all let Bam score 83 and then try to act like the shit didn't happen.
00:12:00
Doco
No, not y'all. um you know, I clean for a living. I don't play basketball. yeah That's not what I do.
00:12:10
TWIYpod
Y'all support you all supported it.
00:12:14
Doco
Barely.
00:12:15
TWIYpod
Y'all supported it. Y'all was like, oh, yeah, he's better than Kobe because if Kobe could have scored more, he would have scored more, but he didn't.
00:12:19
Doco
No, no, no, no, no. He's clip farming.
00:12:23
TWIYpod
So Kobe only got 81 and Bam got 83. So, of course, Bam's a better player than Kobe has ever been in life.
00:12:32
Doco
All I said was Rashad was right. That's all said. And then y'all made fun of me.
00:12:36
TWIYpod
A bucket getter. Another bucket getter.
00:12:40
Doco
And he was right.
00:12:43
TWIYpod
About?
00:12:44
Doco
Kobe's 81 is possible.
00:12:49
Doco
He did it.
00:12:50
Lovelace
I don't think anybody ever said it was impossible.
00:12:51
Doco
yes they Yes, they did. they did.
00:12:54
Lovelace
Ooh.
00:12:54
Doco
yes Yes, they did.
00:12:54
TWIYpod
I said it.
00:12:55
Lovelace
Ooh. Ooh.
00:12:56
TWIYpod
I said it. Me.
00:12:57
Doco
See, well, we have one third of us who just proved me right.
00:12:59
TWIYpod
Me.
00:13:01
Lovelace
um would you bob Why would you say that?
00:13:04
TWIYpod
Yo, they cheated to get Bam to 83, bro. We not finna do this. They cheated to get...
00:13:09
Doco
Who is BAM for them to cheat for? Like, let's break it down.
00:13:13
Lovelace
No, he mad because they stat padded in the fourth quarter. But...
00:13:17
Doco
I just, ah but like,
00:13:18
TWIYpod
snap-padded in the second half of the basketball game, Lace.
00:13:21
Doco
But what significance does that mean to the NBA for BAM to surpass Kobe? And that's like, let's be honest.
00:13:27
TWIYpod
I didn't say the NBA, the Miami Heat colluded to help Bam get this 83 points.
00:13:33
Doco
Ain't that what they're supposed to do
00:13:35
Lovelace
Wasn't the Wizards triple and quadruple teaming him and fouling the shit out of him?
00:13:39
Doco
But like, that's what the saying that a team colluded.
00:13:40
Lovelace
The nigga went to the line 43 times.
00:13:43
TWIYpod
So who made the intentional fouls against the other team, Lace? Since you know so much, who made the intentional fouls against the Washington Wizards?
00:13:52
Doco
cook
00:13:53
Lovelace
They fouled him. They sent him to the line 43 times. That thing you can say
00:13:56
TWIYpod
They made intentional fouls against the Washington Wizards when they were up double digits so they could have more possessions, not slow the clock time down.
00:14:08
TWIYpod
They did some whole shit to get, bam, that 83 points.
00:14:09
Lovelace
They sent him to the free throw 43 times. I don't want to hear shit. Shaq ain't never shot 43 free throws, bruh.
00:14:17
Doco
He wouldn't be able to make that many.
00:14:20
Lovelace
It don't matter. They never even found him.
00:14:21
TWIYpod
Nah, shit.
00:14:21
Lovelace
Hack and Shaq was a whole vibe for the first time they, that first season they did it, where there was no automatic free throw.
00:14:22
TWIYpod
Shit.
00:14:30
Lovelace
They had to change the rule the next season. This nigga Bam was playing through a game, had 70 whatever three quarters. I'm sorry.
00:14:42
Lovelace
And y'all was on my ass because I
Basketball Game Controversies
00:14:44
Lovelace
said 43 free throws little bit crazy.
00:14:46
TWIYpod
70 something in three quarters. So if you take out the intentional fouls against the Washington Wizards who are down points, Why would you intentionally foul them in the fourth quarter when they're down? They're not winning.
00:15:02
TWIYpod
Why would you intentionally foul in the fourth quarter? Because you want to give the young bull.
00:15:08
Lovelace
because we were winded.
00:15:09
TWIYpod
No, because you want to give the young bull more opportunities to score more points because maybe he can beat this record.
00:15:10
Lovelace
We were tired.
00:15:16
TWIYpod
Maybe we can go viral. Maybe we can get some eyes on the team because we don't play good fucking basketball here in Miami.
00:15:22
Doco
Bro.
00:15:24
Lovelace
Hey, it sounds like you mad that Clay didn't take 25 dribbles and only took 11 to get to 60.
00:15:24
Doco
Bro.
00:15:32
TWIYpod
Hey, shout out to Clay.
00:15:32
Lovelace
That's not my prerogative, okay? He would have took 25 dribbles, he might have had 90.
00:15:34
TWIYpod
Shout out to Clay.
00:15:35
Doco
So, like, but the thing that I'm like, was the team not supposed to try to get him to get his record? Like, he's that's his team. That's the part that's, like, really throwing me right now.
00:15:47
TWIYpod
The trying and the effort makes it look like some ho shit. That's all I'm saying. The trying and the effort makes it look like some ho shit.
00:15:53
Doco
Kobe's 81 was really crazy if you actually go back and look at it.
00:15:57
TWIYpod
Kobe's 81 was in the flow of the game. Now, Kobe's 60 on his final game, that was forced.
00:16:02
Doco
Oh.
00:16:05
Doco
Both.
00:16:08
TWIYpod
Kobe's last game was forced buckets.
00:16:09
Doco
Both of them.
00:16:10
TWIYpod
All right.
00:16:11
Lovelace
Hey, man.
00:16:12
TWIYpod
All right.
00:16:13
Doco
Both them.
00:16:14
Lovelace
Hey.
00:16:14
Doco
light light the light Light the fire.
00:16:15
TWIYpod
All right.
00:16:15
Lovelace
Rest in peace to Kobe.
00:16:15
TWIYpod
Hey, if you're watching this clip right now, hold on a second, Lace.
00:16:16
Doco
Both of them.
00:16:16
Lovelace
Rest in peace to Kobe.
00:16:17
Lovelace
But niggas be acting like Kobe had the record. Niggas be acting like Kobe had the record.
00:16:22
TWIYpod
Hold on a second, Lace. Relax, because we'll have the record.
00:16:24
Doco
I knew you'd clip farm it.
00:16:25
TWIYpod
relax Hey, if you're watching this clip right now, please reach out to Lace where you know you can find him. Reach out to Doko where you know you can find him and tell him that they wrong as fuck about the Kobe 81 game.
00:16:36
Doco
I'm private on social.
00:16:42
TWIYpod
It wasn't forced. It was in the floor of the game. It wasn't no whole shit. They was battling with the Raptors.
00:16:49
Lovelace
They never hard fouled him. Shut it up.
00:16:51
Doco
Thank you. Like, what are we talking about, man?
00:16:53
TWIYpod
They never hard fouled who?
00:16:53
Doco
And I'm not even a BAM fan.
00:16:53
Lovelace
That thing.
00:16:55
TWIYpod
Because it was a close game.
00:16:55
Lovelace
They didn't hard foul him that game.
00:16:57
TWIYpod
That's why they never fouled him, because it was a close game. It wasn't no fucking 15-point runaway. wasn't no 20-point runaway where they just kept force-feeding Kobe.
00:17:05
Lovelace
Dang.
00:17:08
TWIYpod
Now, the last game, the last Kobe game, it was a bunch of that.
00:17:13
TWIYpod
it was It was about 10 of those buckets Kobe shouldn't have shot, and he shot him.
00:17:13
Lovelace
Did you?
00:17:17
Lovelace
did you feel Did you feel the same way when Lubello dropped 92 high school?
00:17:23
Doco
Who's paying attention?
00:17:23
TWIYpod
and don't pick I don't pay attention to kid games.
00:17:24
Lovelace
No, no, no. That was a national story. We're not go to that.
00:17:26
Doco
Yeah, but who the fuck was paying attention to that?
00:17:26
TWIYpod
I don't watch kid games. I don't watch kid games.
00:17:28
Lovelace
That was a national story. We're not doing that.
00:17:30
Doco
Nobody's paying the attention to that.
00:17:30
Lovelace
you
00:17:31
TWIYpod
Nobody watched that.
00:17:31
Doco
I'm not gonna lie to you, bro.
00:17:32
TWIYpod
Nobody.
00:17:33
Doco
It's almost like the NFL not paying attention to Diana Rossini and Mike Rable having a relationship. Like, nobody's paying attention to that shit.
00:17:40
TWIYpod
Yo, Lace got a gambling problem.
00:17:41
Doco
You know?
00:17:42
TWIYpod
Why did you know about that 92-point high school game?
00:17:44
Doco
Because he bets on fucking Tabakistan, too, nigga. Like, this nigga's betting on cricket at two in the morning. Like,
00:17:51
TWIYpod
as well Yo, Lace got Highlight on the crib at four in the morning watching Highlight.
00:17:55
Doco
That shit is sick, bro. This nigga's trying to build an AI to make the bets for him.
00:17:57
Lovelace
Oh, my God.
00:18:00
Doco
That's what he's doing.
00:18:00
Lovelace
yeah
00:18:02
Doco
and know what's going on. Asking Chad GBT. Do y'all care that... Well, I mean, I care. But do y'all care that the NFL just let them do that?
00:18:12
TWIYpod
Let who do what?
00:18:14
Doco
The Patriots colluded.
00:18:18
TWIYpod
No, I'm good with it.
00:18:21
Doco
What? Why?
00:18:22
TWIYpod
i mean I'm good with it.
00:18:23
Doco
Why? Because it happened to my team?
00:18:26
TWIYpod
Here we go.
00:18:28
Doco
Bitch ass niggas. Is that why?
00:18:29
TWIYpod
No.
00:18:30
Doco
That just made me mad.
00:18:31
TWIYpod
Look at
00:18:31
Doco
ain't gonna That shit just made me mad, yo.
00:18:36
TWIYpod
this shit that make Doko mad. No, it's so we we were talking about
00:18:37
Doco
I apologize.
00:18:41
TWIYpod
a j Brown getting traded for a good portion of the season last year.
00:18:46
Doco
Yes, we were. But can we also add in context that the information was inside information?
00:18:55
Lovelace
Mm-hmm.
00:18:57
Doco
That has to be added to the story. Continue.
00:19:02
TWIYpod
Yo, I went and did research after you talked about this the last time we brought Shorty up.
00:19:07
Doco
I'm so fucking mad, bro.
00:19:09
TWIYpod
And she is not listed as a source, a main nothing and no story.
00:19:16
Doco
Why would she be?
00:19:19
TWIYpod
So that means she's not the only one who knows that son is unhappy in Philly.
00:19:24
Doco
Listen, it's not okay. It's not necessary.
00:19:26
TWIYpod
So if she's not the only one that knows, that's a bad.
00:19:27
Doco
Hold on. Wait a second, though. Wait, wait a second. Wait a second. It's not the fact that she's the only one that knew or didn't know, right? It's the connection that she had to the team that he eventually went to.
00:19:42
Doco
That's the part that's important. Her fucking vagina got a trade done, my nigga.
00:19:51
TWIYpod
Shout out to her.
00:19:51
Doco
That's crazy.
00:19:52
TWIYpod
She's useful.
00:19:52
Doco
No, props to her. Props to her.
00:19:55
TWIYpod
you want a queen or you You want a queen on your team that can make moves happen, major moves.
00:19:56
Doco
But I want the NFL to do something about that.
00:20:03
TWIYpod
We got a farm. We getting acres of land, and we farming chickens.
00:20:10
TWIYpod
And we selling chickens and eggs.
00:20:13
Doco
I just don't appreciate it i just i just I just don't appreciate I also feel like um I'm give my prediction now. They're going to be not very good this year, but he's going to get his yards.
00:20:24
Lovelace
Who? The Patriots?
00:20:25
Doco
The Patriots.
00:20:26
Lovelace
Oh, yeah. I told you. Nine wins max. Nine wins max.
00:20:29
TWIYpod
Well, I mean, A.J.
00:20:29
Doco
Yep.
00:20:31
TWIYpod
Brown can't be with a quarterback at the level of Drake May.
00:20:36
Doco
What are we saying here?
00:20:36
TWIYpod
That's what A.J.
00:20:36
Doco
Be specific.
00:20:39
TWIYpod
Brown is too much of a wide receiver diva to be with a quarterback that doesn't match his skill. I can't feed him.
00:20:50
TWIYpod
What? I can't say that?
00:20:55
Doco
So it's a downgrade.
00:20:58
TWIYpod
You're fucking right. I never put Drake May over Jalen Hurts.
00:20:59
Doco
Mm. Mm.
00:21:01
TWIYpod
Hold on, fuck you, bro. Because you're doing that thing that you do again.
00:21:03
Doco
Mm.
00:21:03
Lovelace
But, but, but, but, but.
00:21:04
Doco
Ha ha ha ha!
00:21:06
TWIYpod
yeah yeah
00:21:07
Lovelace
yeah
00:21:07
Doco
Ha ha ha! But what, Lace?
00:21:11
Lovelace
But, hey, man. Mind your business. Mind your business with what got on. Don't be pillow talking with your wife about what I got going on.
00:21:20
Doco
He wasn't! That's the point!
00:21:22
Lovelace
She come to you with that? Mm-mm. It's more attractive when you hold it down.
00:21:25
Doco
that's the That's the fucking point. He got mad because bro didn't get involved.
00:21:32
Lovelace
No, you should have told your wife to mind her damn business.
00:21:35
Doco
No, girls gonna do what girls do.
00:21:36
Lovelace
No, oh no.
00:21:37
TWIYpod
hell Lace need to shut up.
00:21:38
Doco
Girls gonna do what girls do, bro.
00:21:39
TWIYpod
the Lace wrong.
00:21:40
Lovelace
No, tell your wife to mind her business.
00:21:41
TWIYpod
And lace wrong.
00:21:42
Doco
Girls gonna do what girls do because at the end of the day, i understand the wife's position. You still gotta be in rooms with this lady.
00:21:47
Lovelace
one
00:21:49
Doco
like
00:21:50
Lovelace
You niggas is retweeting sauce walker. Don't
NFL Trades and Player Politics
00:21:52
Lovelace
talk to me.
00:21:54
Doco
Who retweets Sauce Walker?
00:21:56
Lovelace
yeah yeah yeah
00:21:57
Doco
Not me. I don't agree. I'm not pimping on my baby mom.
00:22:02
Lovelace
Oh, my God.
00:22:03
Doco
Never.
00:22:04
TWIYpod
that i might I might have retweeted once.
00:22:05
Doco
Never ever.
00:22:07
TWIYpod
I might have retweeted once.
00:22:08
Doco
Yeah, that's Scully.
00:22:10
Lovelace
Oh, my God.
00:22:12
Doco
But that's that Brooklyn B-dive coming out of him.
00:22:13
TWIYpod
No.
00:22:14
Doco
You know what I'm saying?
00:22:14
TWIYpod
No, but but listen. Y'all know because Lace is in here He false flagging. Lace in here a false flagging. He lying. he up in here telling y'all bad gospel, bad doctrine.
00:22:28
TWIYpod
He telling y'all not. To kiss and tell. You can't lay butt naked with your queen and download your day and tell your queen that, yo, and me let me tell you when this nigga, AJ Brown, had me fucked up today in practice.
00:22:38
Lovelace
That's not what I said.
00:22:39
Doco
It's not his queen though
00:22:40
Lovelace
That's not what said.
00:22:45
TWIYpod
Hey, let me tell you things that I'm hearing about AJ Brown down there in Philadelphia.
00:22:51
Doco
Okay but wait wait
00:22:51
TWIYpod
and i And I need i need a wide receiver like him, not a wide receiver that hires the BBL chef to come to the crib and live with him and then choke Shorty out over a financial dispute.
00:23:05
TWIYpod
I need a real wide receiver one.
00:23:06
Doco
They the same nigga. The only difference is he didn't choke Shorty out.
00:23:10
TWIYpod
Yeah, they're the same nigga minus a famous rapper attachment. You're correct.
00:23:15
Doco
They the same nigga, bro.
00:23:16
TWIYpod
well Well, I mean, I think A.J. Brown's a better wide receiver.
00:23:19
Doco
Then Diggs?
00:23:20
TWIYpod
Yeah, 100%.
00:23:21
Doco
I would agree with that. I would agree with that.
00:23:24
TWIYpod
It's not even close.
00:23:25
Doco
But A.J.
00:23:25
TWIYpod
now dick That's Diggs today.
00:23:26
Doco
Brad has had a better quarterback than Diggs has had.
00:23:28
TWIYpod
That's Diggs today.
00:23:29
Doco
Just, you know.
00:23:29
TWIYpod
Wait, wait, what?
00:23:31
Doco
Just saying.
00:23:32
TWIYpod
Hmm?
00:23:33
Doco
Huh? Huh?
00:23:34
TWIYpod
What?
00:23:36
Doco
Whatever you into, you... You heard what I said.
00:23:39
TWIYpod
Hmm.
00:23:39
Doco
AJ Brown has had a better quarterback than Diggs has had.
00:23:43
Lovelace
Who is this quarterback in Tennessee?
00:23:45
Doco
Who?
00:23:45
TWIYpod
no
00:23:45
Doco
AJ Brown?
00:23:46
Lovelace
Yeah.
00:23:47
Doco
I'm talking about for the last five years. don't give a fuck about Ryan Tannehill.
00:23:49
Lovelace
No, no, no. You gave a blanket statement.
00:23:51
Doco
I said he's had a better quarterback.
00:23:51
Lovelace
I'm going through.
00:23:52
TWIYpod
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
00:23:53
Doco
I didn't say better quarterbacks.
00:23:56
TWIYpod
Blankets got patterns, nigga.
00:23:56
Lovelace
Yeah, but what I'm thinking,
00:23:59
TWIYpod
Yeah, Blankets got patterns.
00:23:59
Doco
it's What what are you talking about?
00:24:01
Lovelace
you compare it to Stephon Diggs' worst season. No, I'm talking about when he was at the peak who had the better quarterback. that
00:24:08
Doco
Who did Diggs play with? Josh Allen?
00:24:11
TWIYpod
And Kirk Cousins.
00:24:12
TWIYpod
Captain Kirk.
00:24:12
Lovelace
Yep, played both of them.
00:24:13
Doco
Neither one of them are better than Hertz.
00:24:15
TWIYpod
A Minnesota miracle.
00:24:17
Doco
Neither one of them are better than Hertz.
00:24:19
TWIYpod
Hmm.
00:24:20
Doco
Neither one of them. Neither one of them have beat Patrick Mahomes and played head-to-head and beat him. Neither one of them.
00:24:26
TWIYpod
made Financially, Curd Cousins is better than ah all your favorite quarterbacks.
00:24:26
Doco
And neither one of them have a Super Bowl.
00:24:28
Lovelace
Hold on. Okay.
00:24:29
Doco
And neither one of them have a Super Bowl.
00:24:31
Lovelace
Okay. Can we stop doing the quarterback beat the other quarterback talk?
00:24:35
Doco
No, that's a fact. Kirk Cousins is the GOAT.
00:24:37
Lovelace
Can we stop the quarterback beat the other quarterback talk when the teams ain't equal?
00:24:41
Doco
I'm talking about statistically. Statistically, in a head-to-head matchup, if you put their stats up in the same game, it is the same.
00:24:45
Lovelace
It's not the same when you get an all-time defense.
00:24:49
Doco
Nigga, you take the field against a defense, I take the field against a defense too. How else are we fucking supposed to compare it?
00:24:56
Lovelace
Okay. Bet. Bet. Bet. it
00:24:58
Doco
How? Because, I mean, it...
00:24:58
Lovelace
bet. Someone ever talked to me about LeBron James and his losses in the finals.
00:25:02
Doco
Basketball is different. Basketball is different.
00:25:05
Lovelace
No, it's all the same, nigga.
00:25:05
Doco
ba Yeah, it's different.
00:25:07
Lovelace
It's all the same.
00:25:07
Doco
It's different. It's different.
00:25:09
Lovelace
It's all the same.
00:25:10
Doco
It's way different. One man can take over a basketball game.
00:25:11
Lovelace
it it You playing against the same people all at the same time.
00:25:14
TWIYpod
He wanted to bring up LeBron so bad.
00:25:16
Doco
So, Brett, he was itching for that. But one man, one man can change a basketball game.
00:25:18
TWIYpod
So bad. You look thirsty. You look thirsty, Lace.
00:25:23
Doco
I mean, he's drinking right now, so he's, hopefully he's fixing that.
00:25:24
Lovelace
I'm drinking right now. God.
00:25:26
Doco
But, it yeah, it comes right from the soul.
00:25:27
TWIYpod
That's where LeBron hate comes from, that cup.
00:25:31
Doco
Shit comes. uh,
00:25:35
Lovelace
No.
00:25:35
Doco
shit cook
00:25:36
Lovelace
I'm a real nigga and he's not. Okay?
00:25:39
Doco
ah
00:25:39
Lovelace
Let's go.
00:25:40
Doco
That was a bar, though. The 23 and me. That shit was hard. ain't gonna lie. That shit was hard. Niggas wasn't really, uh... You know, they would sleep. They was more impressed with fucking Grandma Jenkins coming out and rapping, you know?
00:25:51
Lovelace
Bing, bop, boom.
00:25:54
TWIYpod
And dissing a nigga that can't rap don't really, you know, do it really do what you think it needs to do when you diss a nigga that can't rap or don't rap.
00:26:02
Lovelace
Y'all just checking Jay-Z for dissing it.
00:26:06
Doco
and not hypo Hypocrisy. Hypocrisy.
00:26:07
TWIYpod
Who? Who? whoot champion Who who?
00:26:08
Doco
ah progressy You.
00:26:11
Lovelace
Where's the chair? Where's the chair?
00:26:12
Doco
Hey, what was the date of that Jay-Z freestyle?
00:26:13
Lovelace
Where's the chair?
00:26:13
Doco
Yeah, pull up the tweets. Because you know this nigga tweets like a fucking sonographer.
00:26:18
Lovelace
All you see is Scully.
00:26:18
Doco
So, that's it.
00:26:19
Lovelace
All you see is Scully. that
00:26:22
Doco
That's it. And he's a Nas fan. What's going on?
00:26:25
Lovelace
Scully going up there, man. We got to call it what it is, man. It's a compilation album. You know, I love the Dynasty, but it's a compilation album.
00:26:33
Doco
Sick.
00:26:34
Lovelace
It's compilation
00:26:34
TWIYpod
No, that is a compilation album, so everybody shouldn't rank it.
00:26:37
Doco
Hey, I'm going to tell you one thing, though, Info.
00:26:38
TWIYpod
Everybody should.
00:26:39
Lovelace
album. He just did it so he could get he get out his deal.
00:26:44
TWIYpod
Contractually, yes. And nobody should be ranking it in his solo work because it's a compilation album. Just like My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy is a good music album, not a Kanye West album.
00:26:57
Doco
But it's Kanye's album.
00:27:00
TWIYpod
contractually, yes, but it's a good music album. Kanye only had three songs on the whole joint that solo.
00:27:06
Doco
He produced the whole shit.
00:27:08
TWIYpod
No, he didn't.
00:27:09
Lovelace
Run away.
00:27:10
TWIYpod
RZA did two joints on there. Premier did a joint on there.
00:27:12
Doco
Yeah. Yeah.
00:27:13
TWIYpod
Niggas did work on his album.
00:27:14
Doco
Yeah.
00:27:15
TWIYpod
That's what I'm saying.
00:27:17
Lovelace
Premiere or premier?
00:27:18
TWIYpod
You sit in your chair. You sit. All right. That was good. That was good. That was good. Lays is cooking today. Fuck y'all.
00:27:29
TWIYpod
but
00:27:30
Lovelace
It's been a hiatus.
00:27:31
TWIYpod
But no, I didn't bag the whole freestyle. If you saw my most recent podcast on the Road to Joy, I didn't support that freestyle at all.
00:27:43
TWIYpod
I hated it.
00:27:43
Doco
It was horrible.
00:27:43
TWIYpod
Yes. I wore Rockefeller shirt, but that was the irony of the moment.
00:27:48
Lovelace
You got a paper planes hat,
00:27:50
Doco
Oh, like my jersey right now.
00:27:53
TWIYpod
No, you're you're you're equal saying, bro.
00:27:57
Doco
And you're hoe fan.
00:28:00
TWIYpod
Hmm.
00:28:02
Doco
Oh, you're defending him in our text. What are you talking about?
00:28:05
TWIYpod
I just said he wasn't shooting their son or he didn't shoot first.
00:28:07
Doco
I called you a Jehovah Witness. Like...
00:28:10
TWIYpod
Yeah. But don't, I never been door to door with it, but I never been door to door with it.
00:28:14
Doco
ah you No, you just d- up.
00:28:16
TWIYpod
and I've never been door to door. Exactly. Exactly.
00:28:20
Lovelace
exactly
00:28:23
Doco
You just at to at with it. That's
00:28:27
TWIYpod
You get it. You get it. You understand.
00:28:29
Doco
sick, bro. He was shooting that, bro. And I think for real, for real, if we go a little further, Drake has beef with Beyonce.
00:28:39
Lovelace
No, he shot that Beyonce out in the album.
00:28:43
Doco
He got beef with Beyonce. He did not fucking shout Beyonce out, bro.
00:28:47
Lovelace
Oh my God.
00:28:47
TWIYpod
Niggas beefing with Beyonce in 2026?
00:28:47
Doco
He has beef with Beyonce.
00:28:51
TWIYpod
It's weird.
00:28:52
Doco
What's wrong with it?
00:28:55
TWIYpod
It's weird. It's very weird.
00:28:58
Doco
Explain.
00:29:00
TWIYpod
A man who's not an R&B artist, he can sing, but he can't sing to be battling other R&B singers.
00:29:10
Doco
Is she an R&B artist?
00:29:11
TWIYpod
Battling. All right. Mute up me.
00:29:17
Doco
I'm just asking a question.
00:29:20
TWIYpod
What is she?
00:29:23
TWIYpod
What is she?
00:29:23
Doco
I would consider her a pop star at this point.
00:29:31
Doco
She's made country music.
00:29:37
Lovelace
She did these covers.
00:29:37
TWIYpod
You don't mean that. You don't mean that.
00:29:39
Doco
I'm dead serious.
Music Genre Debates: Beyoncé's Classification
00:29:40
Doco
You can't make country music and then consider yourself an R&B artist, though.
00:29:40
TWIYpod
You don't mean that.
00:29:45
Doco
No way.
00:29:46
TWIYpod
Wayne made one rock album. Is he a rock artist now? No, he's still a rapper.
00:29:50
Doco
No, but Beyonce made two country albums.
00:29:54
TWIYpod
It was a double disc.
00:29:57
Doco
That's two country albums.
00:29:59
TWIYpod
She just wanted to give the people more music, and now you want to put her in a different box, a different brand?
00:30:03
Lovelace
You like that?
00:30:03
Doco
No, she wanted to try to prove a point. That's what she tried to do.
00:30:07
TWIYpod
Yeah, that I couldn't win the fucking kid win the fucking album of the year a million times in a row up at bat.
00:30:07
Doco
She was trying to stick it to the man.
00:30:15
TWIYpod
But then I changed my fucking genre and y'all give me album of the year.
00:30:23
Doco
It'd be like that. Yeah, whatever. I don't really care about the fight necessarily. I'm just talking about the classification. She's no longer an R&B artist, bro.
00:30:36
TWIYpod
Hey, if y'all don't think Beyonce is an R&B artist, please reach out to Doko everywhere you know to find
00:30:42
Doco
I think that limits her. I think that puts her in a box.
00:30:45
TWIYpod
Run his numbers up this week, y'all. Really give Doko a headache. I want all the beehive.
00:30:50
Doco
I'm being complimentary.
00:30:51
Lovelace
page unno your page.
00:30:52
TWIYpod
no
00:30:52
Lovelace
your page.
00:30:53
TWIYpod
I want all the beehive.
00:30:53
Doco
I am being complimentary.
00:30:55
Lovelace
Oh, shit.
00:30:55
TWIYpod
I want all the beehive to come and find Doko where he at.
00:30:58
Doco
I'm being complimentary.
00:31:00
TWIYpod
Matter of fact, book him. Hit his email, book him for a job, and then heckle his ass the whole time and play Beyonce the whole time after he's booking for a job.
00:31:05
Lovelace
shit
00:31:11
Doco
That's a vibe if they're playing her Beyonce R&B.
00:31:15
TWIYpod
Now play the country album.
00:31:16
Lovelace
Oh, shit.
00:31:17
TWIYpod
Play the lemonade shit. What's the country album?
00:31:19
Doco
Lemonade is fire too.
00:31:20
TWIYpod
The Cowboy Carter. Play that Cowboy Carter shit.
00:31:22
Doco
Cowboy Carter is good. The one with where she's on the ah the silver horse is decent.
00:31:29
Lovelace
You want the Renaissance?
00:31:30
Doco
Yeah, that's just decent.
00:31:32
TWIYpod
Yeah, you're not even talking about Cowboy Carter, my guy
00:31:34
Doco
I'm just saying, she got some d you know she's just not an R&B artist. she's She's bigger than that.
00:31:39
TWIYpod
guy.
00:31:40
Doco
She's a pop star.
00:31:40
TWIYpod
Girls love Beyonce.
00:31:42
Lovelace
Would you say she's transcended
00:31:44
Doco
Yeah, but thank you. I mean, I wish one of my co-hosts would have asked more inquiring questions instead of trying to ah put me into a situation where I might get fucking murdered, but, you know, that's okay.
00:31:55
TWIYpod
Lace cleaned you up. Lace cleaned you up, but you lying. And Lace lying, too.
00:31:58
Doco
and Hey, yo, Lace didn't do none of that.
00:32:01
TWIYpod
He cleaned you up.
00:32:02
Doco
That's crazy. That's
00:32:06
TWIYpod
These are confusing times.
00:32:08
Doco
a pause. I ain't gonna lie. Happy Pride Month, nigga.
00:32:11
TWIYpod
Lace got 20 kids.
00:32:11
Doco
ah
00:32:14
TWIYpod
Nobody would be shocked if he cleaned you up. He's an animal.
00:32:18
Doco
Alright, bro.
00:32:18
Lovelace
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:32:19
Doco
We gotta move on, man.
00:32:19
TWIYpod
Spaghetti.
00:32:21
Lovelace
Whoa.
00:32:21
Doco
That's crazy as hell.
00:32:22
Lovelace
photo up Shout out to the communities, but fuck out here, nigga.
00:32:25
TWIYpod
ah
00:32:27
Doco
I'm not gonna lie. Free Palestine, too. Jesus. because that's Whoa. My God. i got a question since we're talking about shit you can't eat. um What's the food from your childhood that you can't eat no more that you wish you could?
00:32:45
TWIYpod
spaghetti
00:32:48
TWIYpod
Yo, if I never see spaghetti again in my whole life, my life will be happy, bro.
00:32:53
Doco
What?
00:32:54
TWIYpod
I never want to...
00:32:54
Doco
I said can't eat eat anymore, nigga.
00:32:56
TWIYpod
Yes, I can't i can't eat spaghetti.
00:32:57
Doco
didn't say not want to.
00:33:01
Lovelace
Too much?
00:33:02
TWIYpod
I can't.
00:33:03
Lovelace
How many days a week did y'all have spaghetti?
00:33:05
TWIYpod
My body won't allow me to eat spaghetti. I'm not even hungry.
00:33:09
Doco
Nah.
00:33:09
TWIYpod
I could be starving, and if I open up the refrigerator and it's a big pot of spaghetti in there... I want to put an emphasis on a big pot of spaghetti in there.
00:33:16
Lovelace
How many Was it four days a week the spaghetti was the only option?
00:33:18
TWIYpod
because yeah know
00:33:19
Doco
How many days? Yeah. How many days? And how many days after cook did you have to keep eating that shit?
00:33:31
Doco
It's three, bro.
00:33:31
Lovelace
i have use get You should get it.
00:33:32
Doco
At max. It's three max.
00:33:33
TWIYpod
Not that many, not that many, but you're getting a lot of days out of spaghetti.
00:33:37
Doco
Three?
00:33:37
TWIYpod
you're getting more You're getting more days out of the spaghetti meal than you're getting out of any other meal your parents made.
00:33:38
Doco
Max.
00:33:44
Lovelace
What bread did y'all have with the spaghetti?
00:33:44
Doco
Cap.
00:33:46
Lovelace
Was it the garlic bread?
00:33:46
TWIYpod
what
00:33:47
Lovelace
The bread sticks? What y'all had?
00:33:48
Doco
Nigga, they have bad bread white bread with butter on it with some garlic powder sprinkled on top, nigga.
00:33:52
Lovelace
That bread is crazy.
00:33:53
TWIYpod
the the garlic butter The garlic butter bread that you put in the michael in the toaster.
00:33:55
Lovelace
No, no, no, no, no. Not from the military. Nah, bro. Nah, y'all.
00:34:00
TWIYpod
Yeah.
00:34:00
Doco
You know they make ghetto garlic bread for sure.
00:34:00
TWIYpod
and The ghetto garlic bread hits. It hits today, but I got money, so you get the Texas Toast Choice today.
00:34:09
Doco
No, we want to know where the root of the trauma comes from, nigga.
00:34:09
TWIYpod
You know what talking about?
00:34:11
Lovelace
yeah I get the garlic knots, the breadsticks, and then the garlic bread for the...
00:34:16
Doco
The log joint, pause.
00:34:19
TWIYpod
Oh, you niggas had money.
00:34:19
Lovelace
Yep.
00:34:20
TWIYpod
So you came from off.
00:34:22
Doco
Who? Oh, I'm going to say.
00:34:23
TWIYpod
Lace. He breadsticks.
00:34:24
Lovelace
No.
00:34:26
TWIYpod
He had breadsticks.
00:34:26
Lovelace
That's what we get today. I'm telling you what we get today.
00:34:29
TWIYpod
Hmm.
00:34:30
Doco
I definitely grew up on ghetto garlic bread.
00:34:31
Lovelace
Nigga, it wasn't garlic bread when I was actually growing up.
00:34:32
Doco
For sure.
00:34:35
Lovelace
Shout out to mom. She listens to the pot. We had the damn Wonder Bread...
00:34:38
TWIYpod
Hmm. So you can't.
00:34:39
Lovelace
I take one, take another one, make it a sandwich.
00:34:43
Doco
Ew, you was eating spaghetti sandwiches?
00:34:44
Lovelace
Yeah, nigga.
00:34:46
Doco
Lace had six people in class.
00:34:46
TWIYpod
again but spaghetti Spaghetti is a sandwich.
00:34:47
Lovelace
I said four.
00:34:50
TWIYpod
Spaghetti is a sandwich.
00:34:50
Doco
Lace has six people in his class, bro.
00:34:51
TWIYpod
is a sandwich.
00:34:53
Doco
For sure. ah
00:34:55
TWIYpod
You're eating the spaghetti until it's
00:34:58
Doco
How many days, nigga? You still answer the question. Ew!
00:35:01
TWIYpod
gone, bro. until is gone
00:35:04
Lovelace
say it for
00:35:04
TWIYpod
you're eating
00:35:04
Doco
Yeah, I see where i see where the trauma comes from.
00:35:07
TWIYpod
you're you're eating the spaghetti until it's gone bro
00:35:08
Lovelace
It was, what, two weeks a month? Two weeks a month? Yeah.
00:35:12
Doco
See, nigga like me opens the freezer and I'm making another banquet dinner.
00:35:12
TWIYpod
you even You eat the spaghetti until it's gone. What?
00:35:17
Doco
Don't give a fuck.
00:35:19
TWIYpod
You're getting beat.
00:35:21
Lovelace
Niggas eating Salisbury steak from the banquet meal?
00:35:21
Doco
Nope.
00:35:23
Lovelace
Nah, don't call you a different nigga.
00:35:24
TWIYpod
Woo!
00:35:25
Lovelace
Niggas eating rubber meat.
00:35:26
Doco
Flame.
00:35:26
Lovelace
Nah.
00:35:27
TWIYpod
Woo!
00:35:27
Doco
Flame. Flame. He don't know shit, Scully.
00:35:29
TWIYpod
Heat! Heat!
00:35:31
Doco
He don't know shit, Scully.
00:35:31
TWIYpod
Top tier heat!
00:35:32
Doco
Flame. Flame.
00:35:33
TWIYpod
Hey, i'll I'll beat down a banquet six-pack of Salisbury steak today.
00:35:34
Doco
Flame. Right now.
00:35:38
Lovelace
That's how's very steak was trash.
00:35:39
Doco
Right now.
00:35:40
Lovelace
That's how's very steak was trash.
00:35:41
Doco
Right now.
00:35:43
Lovelace
No, nigga, the only thing you can eat from banquet, you get the chicken with the corn and the potatoes,
00:35:43
Doco
That's a fact, bro.
00:35:43
TWIYpod
Yeah.
00:35:45
Doco
Bro, poke a couple the holes in the top of that motherfucker. Pop, pop.
00:35:48
TWIYpod
it's that It's a couple things. It's a couple things I'm not going to let you slander on this here podcast. And the banquet Salisbury steak dinner.
00:35:56
Doco
My nigga.
00:35:57
TWIYpod
The six pack, the family zone that you can tear down by yourself. And then you fat.
00:36:01
Doco
My nigga.
00:36:03
TWIYpod
You fat at the table looking at yourself like, yo, I just ate six Salisbury steaks. Am I a family?
00:36:09
Lovelace
Oh my God.
00:36:11
TWIYpod
Like that that shit is heat.
00:36:11
Doco
No.
00:36:13
TWIYpod
You put a little salt on it.
00:36:13
Doco
Yep.
00:36:13
Lovelace
Nigger.
00:36:15
TWIYpod
You put a little pepper on it. You get you some mashed potatoes.
00:36:16
Doco
Now, if you get freaky and make the instant potatoes, niggas don't know, bro.
00:36:19
TWIYpod
o
00:36:20
TWIYpod
No, no. No more instant.
00:36:20
Lovelace
Nigger.
00:36:22
Doco
Niggas don't know.
00:36:23
TWIYpod
We off the instant potatoes. We get the Bob Evans.
00:36:25
Doco
mom saying when we When I was younger, bro, we about younger.
00:36:26
TWIYpod
we Oh, yeah. When you was young.
00:36:28
Doco
Younger, nigga.
00:36:28
TWIYpod
When you was young, the instant joints was cool.
00:36:29
Doco
Younger.
00:36:30
TWIYpod
Today, just get the Bob Evans. If you not mashed in the potatoes, you get the tray of Bob Evans.
00:36:35
Doco
Flame.
00:36:37
TWIYpod
Yes.
00:36:38
Doco
Flame.
00:36:39
TWIYpod
Certified heat.
00:36:39
Doco
But you you got the wrong path. We don't want the corn and all that shit. We just want the Sazbury steak, nigga.
00:36:42
TWIYpod
Nah, nah. He got the single-serve TV dinner. No, nigga, we're grown.
00:36:47
Doco
Yeah.
00:36:47
TWIYpod
We need the family pack meat, please.
00:36:48
Doco
Sazbury steak only, nigga. Hey, Lace was the nigga that wanted the brownie in his Joni John.
00:36:56
TWIYpod
And his kid cuisine. Yeah, Lace had the kid cuisine.
00:36:57
Doco
hey Yeah.
00:37:00
TWIYpod
Lace was a kid cuisine guy.
00:37:00
Lovelace
Fuck that shit.
00:37:01
TWIYpod
He looked like it. Like that little apple delight, that little caramel apple delight shit with the with the cinnamon
Culinary Memories and Health Anecdotes
00:37:08
TWIYpod
sprinkled on top.
00:37:09
Doco
Mm-hmm.
00:37:09
TWIYpod
That used to tickle his fancy.
00:37:10
Doco
Mm-hmm. right, so I can't eat peanut brittle no more.
00:37:15
Lovelace
that
00:37:16
TWIYpod
Yo, why you hating on Salisbury steaks? And why today? Like, why did you drink today?
00:37:19
Lovelace
Salberry steak is the worst cut.
00:37:21
Doco
Yeah, crazy.
00:37:22
Lovelace
And that's the worst banquet meal. But go ahead.
00:37:24
Doco
Salisbury steak?
00:37:26
Lovelace
Yes.
00:37:26
TWIYpod
know, you all...
00:37:26
Doco
Bro, what other big what meals were you eating, though? That's the question.
00:37:29
Lovelace
Nigga, the chicken.
00:37:30
Doco
Is the Popeyes only?
00:37:30
Lovelace
The chicken. ah chicken The corn. The mashed potatoes that you got to warm up three times because everything cooked differently. um What's the other shit?
00:37:42
Lovelace
When I was a kid, the nuggets.
00:37:42
Doco
Yo, he didn't know how to poke the holes and in the jar with the ratios, nigga.
00:37:45
Lovelace
It had holes poked in there.
00:37:47
TWIYpod
He didn't know how to stop this shit and stir it in the middle of the cycle.
00:37:49
Doco
And then poke holes. Yeah, yeah. This nigga was...
00:37:52
TWIYpod
You know what I'm saying?
00:37:53
Doco
egg Lace got ADHD.
00:37:54
TWIYpod
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
00:38:04
Doco
Nah, that's what made Lace get better at cooking.
00:38:09
TWIYpod
the the the botch tv dinners
00:38:11
Doco
Yeah, bro.
00:38:11
TWIYpod
okay okay
00:38:13
Doco
I mean, my man, he can follow a recipe. Come on now.
00:38:17
TWIYpod
all he His whole life is about following directions.
00:38:20
Doco
to the T to the T bro yeah I'm saying but so you did the ew but it was chicken pot pies beef pot pies Salisbury steak that's it nigga
00:38:32
Lovelace
Never ate the beef pie pie. Chicken pie pie is horrible.
00:38:34
TWIYpod
Maybe a lasagna if he was getting freaky, but Stouffer's was really the ones for the lasagna.
00:38:39
Doco
nah we didn't have money for Stouffer's we didn't have money for Stouffer's I just said we didn't
00:38:39
TWIYpod
Not being...
00:38:40
Lovelace
um My mom worked for Nestle, so we got the free sofas.
00:38:45
TWIYpod
Oh, so y'all niggas had money, money. Oh, so you don't hate Salisbury steaks. No, I'm talking about Lace. He said his mom worked for Nestle, so they got free Stouffers. But you he don't have a beef with Salisbury steak.
00:38:55
Doco
It's Nestle.
00:38:58
TWIYpod
He just got a beef for a Banquet. He just gangbanging on Banquet because mom worked for Nestle.
00:39:04
Doco
Okay. That makes sense.
00:39:07
TWIYpod
It's all making sense now. You just gangbanging because Nestle didn't make a Salisbury steak, so he just banged.
00:39:09
Doco
That makes sense.
00:39:12
Doco
They didn't make no TV dinners.
00:39:14
TWIYpod
he just banging on the ops. Yeah, he's just banging on the ops.
00:39:17
Lovelace
All
00:39:18
Doco
Why didn't they make TV dinners? They've missed the whole lane, bro.
00:39:21
TWIYpod
Too busy making candy bars.
00:39:23
Doco
I can't eat pizza rolls no more either.
00:39:24
Lovelace
right.
00:39:27
TWIYpod
Oh, nigga, you missing out.
00:39:29
Doco
Can't do it.
00:39:29
TWIYpod
Throw the pizza roll and in the air fryer. Change your life.
00:39:33
Doco
Can't do it.
00:39:34
TWIYpod
Change your life.
00:39:36
Doco
Can't do it no more. ah
00:39:40
Doco
Actually, half that frozen shit.
00:39:40
TWIYpod
Heartburn? You get heartburn?
00:39:42
Doco
Nah, bro. I just don't like how that shit tastes no more. I just can't.
00:39:46
Lovelace
Because the taste has changed. They they definitely changed I'm only basing this off of what they did to the cereal.
00:39:48
Doco
No, don't even think the taste has changed. I think my taste has changed, nigga. I'm not boiling a pack of ramen noodles no more.
00:39:57
TWIYpod
Wait, wait.
00:39:58
Lovelace
I
00:39:59
TWIYpod
You not boiling ramen noodles no more?
00:40:01
Doco
Never, bro. Never.
00:40:04
Lovelace
think I got the shits in there right now, nigga.
00:40:04
Doco
Never. Never. I've eaten too many packs of ramen noodles in my life. I'm never doing it again, bro.
00:40:12
Lovelace
That shit never leaves
00:40:13
TWIYpod
Nothing is more... Nothing is more exciting than standing at the stove knowing you about to put your adult mind and your adult financial budget into a pack of fucking 75 cent ramen noodles.
00:40:30
Doco
Bro, there's no amount of chives, boiled eggs, soy sauce, none of that shit that's going to zhuzh it up and make me like it more. Nothing. Nothing.
00:40:40
TWIYpod
Yeah, you heard your man.
00:40:41
Lovelace
What this nigga want to eat Salisbury steak.
00:40:44
TWIYpod
Ha ha ha ha!
00:40:44
Doco
Fire.
00:40:45
Lovelace
Get the Nigga.
00:40:46
Doco
Fire. Fire.
00:40:50
Lovelace
You know what? The damn cheap ramen noodles made my daughter want to go get real ramen. That expanded her palate because she was like yo.
00:41:01
Lovelace
Because she used to be like, this is good.
00:41:01
Doco
That's my point.
00:41:02
Lovelace
And I'm like, no, no, no, no. no This ain't the real shit. This just this is just some nigga shit.
00:41:06
Doco
That's.
00:41:09
Lovelace
It expands the har horizon.
00:41:09
Doco
That's. That's my point.
00:41:10
Lovelace
Southbury steak never did that for nobody.
00:41:12
Doco
100% it has. 100% has. Right now.
00:41:13
TWIYpod
yeah It's motherfuckers.
00:41:13
Doco
Right now. 100%. what hundred per cent it has
00:41:15
Lovelace
That shit, that shit, you don't get fileting in your own nigga.
00:41:16
TWIYpod
It's people...
00:41:20
TWIYpod
It's people eating beef and gravy right now, cube steak and gravy right now, because they started at the primary blocks of Salisbury steak.
00:41:23
Doco
right now right now
00:41:28
Doco
one hundred percent
00:41:31
TWIYpod
That's the kindergarten of the meal. Once you graduate and you get grown, then it turned into cube steak or fucking hamburger steak, whatever your fucking grandma called it.
00:41:43
TWIYpod
But it's the same thing.
00:41:47
TWIYpod
You get the fucking big family long call your grandma.
00:41:48
Lovelace
I'll call grandma again. I'll call grandma again right
00:41:51
TWIYpod
Call your grandma again so I can talk. And put put it on the phone with me.
00:41:55
Doco
ask her if she likes Asbury's Steak. Since you want to call Grandma ask her so many questions.
00:41:58
TWIYpod
Ask her if she like hamburger gravy.
00:42:01
Doco
Yep. Y'all niggas ate hamburger helper?
00:42:04
TWIYpod
Yeah. I won't eat it today.
00:42:05
Lovelace
Of course, of course.
00:42:05
Doco
Yep.
00:42:06
TWIYpod
I won't eat it today.
00:42:07
Doco
Yep.
00:42:08
Lovelace
I have not done hamburger helper for the kids.
00:42:08
Doco
I ain't gonna hold you. I had some of that shit the other day.
00:42:10
TWIYpod
And it was nasty, won't it? Nah.
00:42:12
Doco
Nah, that mac and cheese joint was fire. The cheeseburger one, I mean.
00:42:14
TWIYpod
Nah.
00:42:15
Doco
The cheeseburger, cheeseburger. Ooh, that shit was fire. ain't gonna lie.
00:42:19
TWIYpod
Nah, I don't know what it is.
00:42:19
Doco
Not gonna lie. I felt very poor eating it.
00:42:22
TWIYpod
Yeah, man poor.
00:42:24
Doco
But, so good. I'm not gonna lie. With some ghetto garlic bread?
00:42:27
TWIYpod
i don't I don't know what it is with food today, but a lot of food be tasting unseasoned. Like, you gotta doctor food up yourself because shit be tasting unseasoned out the pack.
00:42:40
Doco
But you've always had to, though.
00:42:44
Doco
You've always had to, bro. You never just fucking put the... but Lace, he was relying on the flavor pack.
00:42:52
TWIYpod
That's not I'm saying. That's not what I'm saying.
00:42:56
Lovelace
Hey. Hey.
00:42:58
TWIYpod
I saw when you were taking this, and that's why I just stopped because I'm like, must think I'm just eating a raw pack of hamburger helper?
00:42:59
Lovelace
Hey, bro.
00:43:07
TWIYpod
No, I'm not eating a raw pack hamburger.
00:43:07
Doco
Bro, nah, you wasn't putting no salt and pepper in there?
00:43:10
TWIYpod
No, it's of course you got to do your salt and pepper thing. That's that's that's natural.
00:43:16
Doco
You saying they're under seasoning them now.
00:43:16
TWIYpod
But I'm saying, If you don't hook your shit up to a high level, this shit is going to taste very bland with just salt. Salt and pepper ain't enough.
00:43:27
TWIYpod
you need the uncle You need the Uncle Tony's.
00:43:28
Doco
No.
00:43:30
TWIYpod
You need the Smacky Mama. You need a whole lot of shit for your food to be good.
00:43:34
Doco
Just onion powder, garlic powder.
00:43:35
TWIYpod
And if I'm going to do all of this to the food, I might as well just cook it from scratch. If I got to do...
00:43:41
Lovelace
Mm-mm.
00:43:41
Doco
No, hell no.
00:43:42
TWIYpod
if i gotta do
00:43:42
Doco
Adding some seed?
00:43:44
TWIYpod
If I got to do all this adding seasoning, I might as well just cook the food from scratch, bro.
00:43:49
Doco
Bro, you gotta do that anyways. Nigga, when you when you... Do you get your plate?
00:43:54
TWIYpod
Hamburger Helper is supposed to be the shortcut. It's supposed to be the quick fix for busy single moms.
00:43:59
Doco
Bro, you still gotta sprinkle some... Nah.
00:44:02
TWIYpod
For busy single moms that are trying to feed their crumb-snatching kids, Hamburger Helper is supposed to be the easy draw.
00:44:04
Doco
Nope.
00:44:06
Doco
Nope.
00:44:10
TWIYpod
It's supposed to be a get up and go ass meal. But it's not because you got to do so much to it.
00:44:14
Doco
I think, like, suddenly salad.
00:44:15
Lovelace
it ten minutes It's 10 minutes, bro. It's 10 minutes. Come
00:44:18
TWIYpod
It's a regular ass meal.
00:44:18
Doco
Suddenly salad is for busy moms.
00:44:20
TWIYpod
Who?
00:44:21
Doco
No, it's not 10 minutes if you be able to, because you got to cook the hamburger hamburger meat.
00:44:22
TWIYpod
Wait. Wait. Wait. What's for regular moms?
00:44:26
Doco
Suddenly salad is for the moms you're talking about.
00:44:29
TWIYpod
You talking about the bag salad?
00:44:31
Doco
Yeah, bro.
00:44:32
Lovelace
on.
00:44:32
TWIYpod
Man, fuck out of here.
00:44:34
Doco
Suddenly salad.
00:44:34
TWIYpod
the fuck out of here.
00:44:35
Doco
You know I'm saying?
00:44:35
TWIYpod
Hey, hey.
00:44:36
Doco
I'm saying, eh?
00:44:37
TWIYpod
If you listening to the pod and you fed your kids suddenly salads and that was it, there wasn't no protein with it, I'm calling the people on you.
00:44:46
Doco
You've definitely been to a...
00:44:46
Lovelace
Oh, no, you definitely throw to throw the little so ah chicken spices in there or the shrimp or the crab, all of that.
00:44:51
Doco
Bro, he don't know what he's talking about.
00:44:52
TWIYpod
to cut Cut the chicken breast?
00:44:52
Doco
He don't know what he's talking about, bro.
00:44:53
TWIYpod
Cut the chicken breast? Okay, okay.
00:44:55
Doco
don't know what talking about, bro. You've definitely been to a potluck at work that was suddenly salad on your table.
00:44:59
Lovelace
Hey, when I take lunch, like, yo, let me just grab one of these bags real quick.
00:45:00
TWIYpod
Nope. Not me.
00:45:04
Lovelace
Boom. And then get the meat with me.
00:45:05
Doco
It's easy. Yup.
00:45:07
Lovelace
of Yeah, really good.
00:45:09
Doco
You do like taking the meat with you. a
00:45:15
TWIYpod
Hey, yo, what the fuck is going on?
00:45:16
Lovelace
Oh, my God. Hey.
00:45:18
TWIYpod
on Am I in the twilight zone?
00:45:21
Doco
No, man, that's funny, man.
00:45:21
Lovelace
yeah
00:45:24
TWIYpod
Lemonade.
00:45:24
Doco
I don't know.
00:45:25
TWIYpod
Lemonade. I got a beef with lemonade, by the way.
00:45:27
Doco
What? Bro, you got beef with the most normal shit.
00:45:30
Lovelace
What lemonade? Simply? Tropicana?
00:45:32
TWIYpod
Just lemonade as a whole. All all brands.
00:45:35
Lovelace
Chick-fil-A? Hey, we have to fight, bro. Get your good...
00:45:38
Doco
Yeah, like, what is this nigga talking about, bro?
00:45:40
Lovelace
Hey, get your sturdy shoe on, bro. Get your sturdy shoe on.
00:45:43
Doco
The one with the postrepedics in the bottle.
00:45:47
Lovelace
Get your Wayne head food on, bruh.
00:45:47
TWIYpod
Listen, let me lemonade and pink lemonade used to be my favorite Bev.
00:45:48
Lovelace
Like, come on, dawg. We ain't finna...
00:45:55
TWIYpod
And now that I'm old and I get heartburn, I can't just drink lemonade like I used to.
00:46:01
Lovelace
Hey, look. Check this out. Go to Chick-fil-A. Get you either a dragon fruit lemonade or get you the hibiscus lemonade, bruh.
00:46:09
TWIYpod
I'm not.
00:46:10
Doco
Ew.
00:46:10
Lovelace
Change your life.
00:46:10
TWIYpod
No, I'm not getting that Jesus lemonade.
00:46:12
Doco
Nah, just go to Wendy's, nigga, and get the Dave's lemonade and call it day.
00:46:17
TWIYpod
I'm still going to get heartburn at the end of the night.
00:46:18
Lovelace
It's not fresh lemonade.
00:46:19
TWIYpod
i don't It's not worth it.
00:46:20
Doco
That shit's fire.
00:46:22
TWIYpod
It's not worth it.
00:46:23
Doco
Who's getting heartburn off lemonade, nigga? You are washed.
00:46:25
TWIYpod
I'm getting heartburn off lemonade.
00:46:28
Lovelace
Don't talk.
00:46:28
Doco
Heartburn,
00:46:28
Lovelace
Don't make heart jokes. Don't make heart jokes.
00:46:29
TWIYpod
And hot dogs, too.
00:46:30
Lovelace
Don't make heart
00:46:31
TWIYpod
And hot dogs, too.
00:46:32
Doco
nigga, not heart jokes. Nigga, that's a different, ain't it?
00:46:33
TWIYpod
i'm getting um i'm getting hot burn off
00:46:33
Lovelace
jokes. He just got back sturdy. I can understand. i can understand. He just got back sturdy.
00:46:38
TWIYpod
I'm getting heartburn off the glizzies, off the lemonade, and off the red sauces. So I can't have lasagna no more. It's crazy.
00:46:47
Lovelace
You eating the glizzies like favorite podcaster? Oh, shit.
00:46:57
Doco
He definitely put horseradish on his glizzy. For sure.
00:47:00
TWIYpod
Nah, no horseradish. Just armor, chili, no beans.
00:47:05
Doco
What was the first thing you said?
00:47:07
TWIYpod
Armor, chili, no beans. No horseradish. Just armor, chili. Armor brand chili. No beans.
00:47:17
Doco
Why is it a specified brand?
00:47:20
TWIYpod
Because that's the best chili brand out there.
00:47:22
Doco
Oh, that's your local shit?
00:47:24
TWIYpod
No, it's that's everywhere. That's worldwide.
00:47:27
Doco
No, it's not.
00:47:27
TWIYpod
Armor?
00:47:27
Doco
No, it's not. Never heard of it.
00:47:30
TWIYpod
Because you don't do the grocery shopping in your house, Doko.
00:47:30
Doco
Never heard of it. No, we have a thing called Coney Island where I exist.
00:47:37
TWIYpod
That bullshit-ass chili. Get that. All right.
00:47:40
Doco
Flame.
00:47:40
TWIYpod
All right.
00:47:41
Doco
Flame.
00:47:41
TWIYpod
All right.
00:47:42
Doco
Flame. But I was with you. I was with you a little bit ago.
00:47:44
Lovelace
Did you ever go to um Skyline or any of that when you was in Ohio?
00:47:44
Doco
was
00:47:45
TWIYpod
Hey. Hey, I'm going to have a... Hold on a second. No, fuck Ohio. Um...
00:47:49
Doco
thinking go to Sonics and says put everything on it.
00:47:52
TWIYpod
Gold Star. Gold Star is fire. a Skyline is mid. um Hey, listen. For all my podcast listeners, I want y'all to tell me what's y'all best canned chili.
00:48:04
Doco
Canned?
00:48:06
TWIYpod
Yeah, that bullshit you was just talking about comes in a can.
00:48:09
Doco
No, it doesn't.
00:48:10
TWIYpod
What
00:48:11
Doco
Plastic tin. Plastic pint, whatever. what saying?
00:48:16
TWIYpod
if... You getting a milk jug?
00:48:16
Doco
No can, nothing.
00:48:18
TWIYpod
You getting milk jug chili, dude? You getting milk jug chili?
00:48:20
Doco
Never. Plastic Tupperware-esque container.
00:48:26
Lovelace
Let me ask you this real quick.
00:48:26
Doco
Sealed.
00:48:27
TWIYpod
I need to know y'all best y'all best canned chili for the cookout for the glizzies.
00:48:32
Doco
Sneaky eats cranberry sauce.
00:48:34
TWIYpod
Yes, eat cranberry sauce out the can because I'm a distinguished young man.
00:48:36
Doco
Ew, bro.
00:48:36
Lovelace
Hey, I'm just saying that camera is fine.
00:48:40
TWIYpod
Medium young.
00:48:41
Doco
You eat coleslaw, too?
00:48:43
TWIYpod
Absolutely not. I wouldn't put that poison in my body.
00:48:44
Doco
Alright. You eat cottage cheese?
00:48:47
TWIYpod
No, my body's a temple. It's white. Why you keep asking eating white stuff?
00:48:53
Doco
Nigga, you eat asshole. What do you talking about? Your body's a temple.
00:48:57
Lovelace
First of all
00:48:57
TWIYpod
It's a butthole, White.
00:49:00
Doco
Depends.
00:49:01
TWIYpod
Wait, I'm asking the wrong guy. but
00:49:03
Doco
Depends. Depends.
00:49:06
Lovelace
hey yeah Hey yo Hey yo But even the hole itself ain't white So you bra go right right
00:49:08
Doco
Depends. Alright, too much exploration here. Are the Spurs sweeping the Knicks?
00:49:16
Lovelace
second
00:49:18
Doco
mean, are the Knicks sweeping the Spurs?
00:49:24
Doco
And where did Lace's Wimby Phantom go?
00:49:28
Lovelace
My Wemmy fandom didn't disappear. I just say he fucked up.
00:49:30
Doco
Because it it vanished.
00:49:32
Lovelace
I said he fucked up and I said he about to get that LeBron treatment this summer.
00:49:36
TWIYpod
Lace was in the group chat speaking French to niggas. You hear me?
00:49:40
Doco
Bro.
00:49:42
TWIYpod
Poulez-vous, Francois, bonbons and all that good stuff.
00:49:44
Doco
Like. Asking niggas if they ever had baguettes and shit. But no nigga. Like. No.
00:49:52
TWIYpod
He was calling us baguettes in the group chat. He was...
00:49:54
Doco
That's the world. He was.
00:49:56
TWIYpod
yeah
00:49:57
Doco
He was.
00:49:58
Lovelace
I was talking cash shit. I was talking so much cash shit.
00:49:59
TWIYpod
e
00:50:01
Doco
Crazy bro. I've never seen nothing like it. He said Dylan Harper was probably the best. What did you say? Better than Dwayne Wade.
00:50:07
Lovelace
No, relax. I said, no, no, don't do that.
00:50:10
Doco
You say he's going to be better than Dwayne Wade.
00:50:10
Lovelace
You know D-Wade.
00:50:11
Doco
Didn't he say that, Scully?
00:50:12
Lovelace
Don't do that. Don't do that.
00:50:13
TWIYpod
He said it.
00:50:13
Doco
yeah Yeah, I thought he said that.
00:50:13
TWIYpod
I heard him. He said the voice note.
00:50:17
Doco
So, ah Vanish.
00:50:19
Lovelace
But anyway.
00:50:20
Doco
I kept it.
00:50:20
Lovelace
But anyway. No. Dylan Harper, though, is they point guard. The other guy gotta go. He getting shipped off in a few weeks.
00:50:29
Doco
Who's the other guy you speak of?
00:50:30
TWIYpod
Who?
00:50:31
Lovelace
Fox?
00:50:32
Doco
Oh, he's going to be Atlanta Hawks.
00:50:33
TWIYpod
No, he he's he's too expensive.
00:50:34
Lovelace
Nah, he not going to
00:50:36
TWIYpod
He's too expensive for what he showed. He's stuck. Now he's stuck.
00:50:40
Lovelace
Uh-uh.
00:50:40
Doco
He's going to be in Atlanta. Bro, you said the same thing about AJ Brown, dude. He's not stuck.
00:50:46
TWIYpod
De'Aaron Fox's stock.
00:50:47
Lovelace
No.
00:50:48
Doco
not No.
00:50:49
TWIYpod
For the skill...
00:50:49
Lovelace
De'Aaron is going to be in Milwaukee this this winter.
00:50:52
Lovelace
He will be in Milwaukee.
00:50:53
Doco
Him and Giannis?
00:50:54
Lovelace
No.
00:50:55
TWIYpod
No, they're trading for Giannis.
00:50:56
Doco
Bro, they're not trading De'Aaron Fox for Giannis no matter what fucking package you put together.
00:51:03
Lovelace
Hey, you know what's about to happen.
00:51:04
Doco
That's never happening.
00:51:05
Lovelace
Because you know where he's not going? The boss at Celtics.
00:51:09
Doco
where Well, i mean, they don't need him.
00:51:12
Lovelace
That's not happening. That's not happening. Because they got to get.
00:51:14
Doco
He's going to Atlanta. Him and Jalen Brown. Watch.
00:51:17
TWIYpod
Three-team trade with Milwaukee and Brooklyn might take De'Aaron Fox to Brooklyn.
00:51:17
Lovelace
No.
00:51:25
TWIYpod
But teams are looking at De'Aaron Fox. Injury, another injury. So now he looks like he's injury prone. He's also lost a step.
00:51:35
TWIYpod
He's not as fast as he used to be. And I told y'all when these fast athletic point guards or these fast athletic athletes get hurt with a lower leg, with a lower body injury, they lose a step and they can't fucking go back to themselves.
00:51:53
Lovelace
He slowed down after he cut his hair. I'm just going to let y'all know truth. Once he cut his hair, that shit changed.
00:51:58
Doco
I hate Lace. I hate Lace so fucking much, bro.
00:52:01
Lovelace
It's the power. The power was there.
00:52:04
Doco
hu Oh, my God. Is that why you won't cut yours?
00:52:08
TWIYpod
He's slow now.
00:52:09
Lovelace
Oh, this shit, too. I look like Scully.
00:52:17
TWIYpod
He's slow now. You hear me?
00:52:19
Doco
that's crazy.
00:52:20
TWIYpod
He's slow now.
00:52:22
Doco
I don't think he's going to be, a he's either going to stay or he's going to Atlanta.
00:52:28
TWIYpod
He gets paid too much. Nobody's trading for him because it's not attractive.
00:52:30
Lovelace
is sweat This series is over with next Wednesday. he will be a Milwaukee Buck come July 8th.
00:52:36
Doco
You want to bet on it?
00:52:37
Lovelace
You say what?
00:52:38
Doco
You want to bet on it?
00:52:40
Lovelace
I will put it with the Washington Wizards bet that we have.
00:52:44
Doco
No, you can just pay my dues for fantasy football this year.
00:52:48
TWIYpod
In the money laundering link, by the way.
00:52:53
Doco
I got a plan for that shit this year. i ain't playing.
00:52:55
TWIYpod
You going launder some money too?
00:52:57
Doco
No, this is my last year playing. I'm going out crazy. ain't gonna lie.
00:53:00
Lovelace
You're
00:53:00
TWIYpod
Let him know now so he don't think you just tell him 10 minutes before the draft starts.
00:53:05
Doco
No, this is my last year. This is my last year doing any fantasy football, all that shit. I just want to watch football.
00:53:13
TWIYpod
I was going to do that, but I got to win the belt back before I quit. And I made a pod out of it.
Fantasy Sports and Gaming Strategies
00:53:19
TWIYpod
So, like, I have to, like...
00:53:19
Doco
I'm definitely coming for that belt.
00:53:21
Lovelace
you not to win that belt back. Did you send the belt out yet?
00:53:23
Doco
I got cheated.
00:53:25
TWIYpod
Did I send it out? The the same guy who won it last year won it this year.
00:53:28
Lovelace
Oh, didn't know he sent it back. He just kept it the whole time. Okay, that's cool.
00:53:30
TWIYpod
He just kept it the whole time.
00:53:31
Doco
I got cheated out of the belt, bro.
00:53:34
TWIYpod
He just wasn't the better man, bro.
00:53:38
Lovelace
Damn, no pause.
00:53:39
TWIYpod
He just wasn't the better man. And if I beat...
00:53:43
Doco
I went... Bro.
00:53:45
TWIYpod
Yeah, I know it. I know it.
00:53:47
Doco
went undefeated damn near all year.
00:53:50
TWIYpod
And then you choked in when you choke when it matters.
00:53:53
Doco
well, first of all, I didn't do anything. Them niggas was playing. I wasn't playing.
00:53:57
TWIYpod
It was like a prom date. You just choke when it matters.
00:54:00
Doco
Alright, bro. That's fucking crazy.
00:54:03
TWIYpod
I can't say that.
00:54:05
Doco
That's really fucking crazy.
00:54:05
TWIYpod
We're adults.
00:54:05
Lovelace
That's it, man.
00:54:08
Doco
Yeah, like, what are we doing here?
00:54:08
Lovelace
Hey.
00:54:10
Doco
That's so fucking crazy.
00:54:11
Lovelace
Nah.
00:54:11
Doco
What did what is this 82-0 thing, ah ah ah Lace?
00:54:15
Lovelace
You ain't... Oh, yeah, bruh. Bruh. The most addicted... No, not the most, but one of the most addicted shits on the internet. All right, I got y'all. So, you go on 82 and... This is not a plug, but we would take an endorsement, okay?
00:54:32
Lovelace
It's 82and0.com, right? So you got classic, you got ball nowhere.
00:54:38
Doco
Oh, you try to build a team?
00:54:40
Lovelace
You get five picks. Point guard, shooting guard, small four, power four, s center.
00:54:45
Doco
Well, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. let's do it
00:54:49
Lovelace
Hoops IQ. right So I click on here and I hit. Here it spins. It gives me a team and an error. So it's Golden State Warriors 90. Now I can pick a player from that error for one position.
00:55:05
Lovelace
Or I can change the error to try to get a more recent one or a better error.
00:55:09
Doco
But do we have to... So did it does it populate the position?
00:55:13
Lovelace
So you have guard for center. You can sort it that way. You can go through all or you can search for a specific player.
00:55:20
Doco
Who was their guards in the 90s, schoolie?
00:55:25
TWIYpod
Tim Hardaway, UTEP Two Step, famous.
00:55:27
Lovelace
Yes.
00:55:29
TWIYpod
And this guy named Marcus, um something foreign. him But he was the first nigga to bring the, to to make the Eurostep hype.
00:55:40
TWIYpod
So he was like, he was like Manu Ginobili of the 90s.
00:55:41
Doco
Hmm.
00:55:43
Doco
Hmm. How about the Senators?
00:55:47
TWIYpod
Centers won't bow shit.
00:55:50
Lovelace
Eric Dampier, Chris.
00:55:50
Doco
Okay, so...
00:55:51
Lovelace
Well, you could go Chris Weber. He was there for, what a day, two days?
00:55:54
TWIYpod
Chris Webber. Well, Chris Webber was there until they – well, no, they got Chris Webber because they traded Penny for Chris Webber.
00:55:56
Doco
Is that young, Chris so we want to go with Tim Hardaway?
00:56:01
TWIYpod
So they had Chris Webber as a power forward.
00:56:04
Lovelace
Yeah, he was, oh, I'm sorry. He was there for a couple seasons. My bad. he was there for a couple of
00:56:08
Doco
All right.
00:56:09
TWIYpod
Yeah. being
00:56:11
Lovelace
So I'm going with Tim Hardaway. This is Scully telling me go with Tim Hardaway. Alright, so um he can only go in the point guard position.
00:56:18
TWIYpod
We not winning 82 games.
00:56:18
Lovelace
Alright.
00:56:21
TWIYpod
um i want you to know that right now
00:56:21
Lovelace
So next spot.
00:56:22
Doco
No, it's not happening.
00:56:23
Lovelace
Closest I got is 78-4. This shit is...
00:56:27
Doco
How many times you do this shit?
00:56:29
TWIYpod
Sacramento?
00:56:29
Lovelace
Um... This Sacramento in the 70s. So I'm going to say fuck out here. I'm going to a different team from the 70s.
00:56:39
Lovelace
Chicago in the 70s, right?
00:56:41
TWIYpod
Cocaine Circus.
00:56:44
Lovelace
So I'm going, I'm going, shit, nah, I'm going Artist Gilmore.
00:56:47
TWIYpod
It's nobody, bro.
00:56:50
Lovelace
I'm going Artist Gilmore in the 70s.
00:56:52
Doco
We are ass.
00:56:52
TWIYpod
Y'all not even winning. Y'all not even winning 60.
00:56:55
Doco
Yeah, we are ass. 35 and 40 or some shit.
00:56:59
Lovelace
Next is Miami in the 20s. So you can go Bam. You can go Jimmy Butler. You can go Tyler Hero.
00:57:10
Lovelace
But I'm going to say you go Jimmy Butler because you can put Jimmy Butler at the shooting guard small forward or power forward.
00:57:11
Doco
I go Jimmy Butler.
00:57:17
Doco
Mm-hmm.
00:57:17
TWIYpod
I'd go bam. I'd go bam.
00:57:20
Lovelace
Then I got Denver in the You can go Alex English.
00:57:24
Doco
Who got the biker boys outside of the house?
00:57:30
Lovelace
CJ!
00:57:30
Doco
Niggas are rough riders.
00:57:35
TWIYpod
They pulling the wheels out. They pulling the wheels out this weekend, man.
00:57:38
Lovelace
Oh my God.
00:57:38
Doco
Nah, they be doing that shit, bro. Somebody got splattered already. I said ain't even summer yet.
00:57:44
Lovelace
All right, and then the last pick, Orlando in the 2000s.
00:57:45
Doco
Cobb hit them.
00:57:48
TWIYpod
i
00:57:49
Lovelace
I mean, there's only one player you can pick.
00:57:50
Doco
That's Dwight Howard.
00:57:51
Lovelace
Yeah.
00:57:54
Lovelace
But I don't have him available because my center position is already filled.
00:57:55
TWIYpod
T-Mac.
00:57:59
TWIYpod
So get T-Mac.
00:57:59
Doco
Okay, so you got to go team back, yeah.
00:58:02
Lovelace
So now we got to move. Hold on. We got to move Jimmy Butler to the power forward.
00:58:06
TWIYpod
ah I would have went T-Mac before Dwight Howard.
00:58:09
TWIYpod
Y'all fucking.
00:58:09
Lovelace
And then we're going to put Tracy McGrady.
00:58:11
Doco
Nah, you're bugging. Dwight Howard was...
00:58:14
TWIYpod
if
00:58:15
Doco
Nah.
00:58:15
TWIYpod
If Dwight Howard had post moves, he would be like the perfect fucking NBA, 68-14.
00:58:20
Lovelace
So they went 16-14.
00:58:22
Doco
That's not bad!
00:58:25
Lovelace
That's Tim Hardaway, Tracy McGrady, Alex English, Jimmy Butler, Artis Gilmore.
00:58:30
Doco
That's not bad. I'm
00:58:31
Lovelace
Unless you pick there, they got a like a classic mode that gives you everybody's stats. But that's not fun. Because then you just pick the person up.
00:58:38
Doco
about to try that shit.
00:58:40
TWIYpod
Yo, send me that app.
00:58:40
Lovelace
So this is when you do classic.
00:58:40
TWIYpod
I need parts.
00:58:41
Doco
Yeah, I'm about to try that shit when we get off air.
00:58:44
Lovelace
You do classic, it gives you this. It gives you all the stats and stuff. Whereas the other one keeps your list names.
00:58:51
TWIYpod
that That and 007 the rest of my evening right there.
00:58:51
Doco
Scully gonna do that shit in classic mode.
00:58:57
Doco
you but You bought that?
00:58:57
TWIYpod
That and 007. Yeah, I did.
00:58:59
Doco
Is it cool?
00:59:00
TWIYpod
did. um I just passed the first level. um It's slow, but it's some
00:59:07
Doco
I mean, that's good. You learn games slow.
00:59:09
TWIYpod
It's some spy shit, so it's supposed to be slow. you know, i'm I'm a run up on you with the shotgun type of guy, so this is going to teach me some patience. I'm
Gaming Preferences and Future Plans
00:59:20
TWIYpod
disappointed in myself, though.
00:59:20
Doco
Lace, you should have saw how this nigga was playing Ark Raider, bro.
00:59:24
Lovelace
Y'all niggas never invited me to Arc Raiders.
00:59:24
TWIYpod
i was
00:59:25
Lovelace
This shit had been on my system for like one month.
00:59:25
TWIYpod
I was a king.
00:59:25
Doco
We only played once.
00:59:27
TWIYpod
I was a king. We played more than once.
00:59:28
Doco
well And I haven't played that shit in so long.
00:59:29
TWIYpod
Shut up.
00:59:31
Doco
If you see my PlayStation on, it's not me. It's my girl.
00:59:34
Lovelace
her
00:59:35
TWIYpod
After he pressured us to buy the Ark Raiders game, by the way, folks.
00:59:38
Doco
I just ain't, nigga, I ain't played the game at all. I've been busy.
00:59:41
TWIYpod
after After he pressured us.
00:59:41
Lovelace
Crimson Desert, Arc Raiders, fucking that undisputed boxing.
00:59:46
Doco
That Crimson Desert, man.
00:59:49
Lovelace
It's a whole bunch of games that I got. WWE 26. It's a whole bunch games still
00:59:53
Doco
I want that 007. And GTA, when GTA comes out, that shit's gonna be crazy.
00:59:57
Lovelace
Oh, that GTA is already, I've already, automatic.
01:00:01
TWIYpod
You know, I've put 92 hours gameplay to WWE, and I've put 87 gameplay hours to and i've only put in eighty seven gameplay hours to two k
01:00:07
Lovelace
I know.
01:00:13
Lovelace
I just started playing 2K about six weeks ago.
01:00:13
Doco
Alright Alright Alright guys Alright guys What the fuck?
01:00:15
TWIYpod
ah my My life is upside down right now.
01:00:20
Doco
Ayo what the fuck?
01:00:20
TWIYpod
my life My life is upside down.
01:00:22
Doco
Alright guys This nigga said i've been playing
01:00:22
TWIYpod
I need help. I need help.
01:00:28
TWIYpod
and Wrestling. I've been GMO'd. Listen, and that's all I'm buying games for. Sports games. That's all I'm buying sports games for now.
01:00:35
Lovelace
Are you getting the bundle this year?
01:00:35
TWIYpod
GMOs. Which bundle?
01:00:39
Lovelace
The football bundle, nigga. Are you going to be on CFD this year? Because
01:00:44
TWIYpod
I might, man.
01:00:46
Lovelace
I'm going to an online um dynasty league. So I'm trying to just know how many people to send.
01:00:50
Doco
Why are you being playing simulation games where you're telling people what to do?
01:00:57
Doco
um
Sports Figures Admiration and Personal Stories
01:01:01
TWIYpod
Yep. I see where you're going with this.
01:01:07
Doco
so I want that feeling back, nigga.
01:01:09
Lovelace
Oh my God.
01:01:10
TWIYpod
I've always liked bossing people around.
01:01:12
Lovelace
The
01:01:13
Doco
I'm just, you know...
01:01:16
TWIYpod
Now the GM modes are really the, for football at least, the GM modes are really the premier purpose of the game. Wrestling just so happens that
01:01:24
Lovelace
fact you don't embrace that to control the Eagles is crazy.
01:01:28
Doco
Why would I need to?
01:01:30
TWIYpod
they do a good job by themselves. They don't need me.
01:01:32
Doco
Bro. What are we talking about?
01:01:33
TWIYpod
That's what Doka wants to do because he's
01:01:34
Lovelace
I think the curse got lifted about eight years ago.
01:01:35
Doco
When was the last time your team's been to the Super Bowl?
01:01:38
TWIYpod
me?
01:01:39
Doco
Yeah, you.
01:01:40
TWIYpod
More recent than anybody else on this podcast, that's not you.
01:01:44
Doco
Okay. that Good wording there. that Fantastic. but Fantastic wording. Lays, was the last time your team's been to the Super Bowl? Because mine's been twice since yours been choked.
01:01:54
TWIYpod
He has many teams.
01:01:54
Lovelace
don't have team. I don't have team. I don't have a team.
01:01:56
TWIYpod
He has many teams. He has many teams.
01:01:59
Doco
My team beat the guy that beat your team.
01:02:04
Lovelace
don't have a team.
01:02:06
TWIYpod
You beat Tommy? You beat Tommy?
01:02:09
Doco
The greatest. My team beat the greatest.
01:02:10
TWIYpod
a Nah, Drew's the greatest, but it's okay.
01:02:14
Lovelace
They did beat Tom and Pat.
01:02:15
Doco
Alright, so this has been use.
01:02:15
Lovelace
We did beat Tom and Pat, so.
01:02:17
TWIYpod
It's Ben.
01:02:18
Doco
This nigga said Drew Brees is the greatest.
01:02:18
TWIYpod
It's...
01:02:21
Lovelace
no
01:02:23
TWIYpod
Is he not...
01:02:25
Doco
Maybe in your home.
01:02:25
Lovelace
No.
01:02:25
Lovelace
E40, drop it. No.
01:02:28
Doco
And it makes no sense. How are you from... What? Your girl should be Michael Vick.
01:02:32
TWIYpod
and got a picture I got a picture of Drew Brees in this house like like like your grandma had a picture of Jesus in JFK. I got a picture of Drew Brees in here.
01:02:43
TWIYpod
a Light up, Joey, too.
01:02:44
Doco
My grandma had a picture of Obama, nigga, only. Hey, I'm gonna tell you one thing, though. Inflation...
01:02:51
TWIYpod
That's what happens when y'all get 35-year-old grandmas to use.
01:02:57
Doco
My grandma