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TWIYpod: It's June, so Jesus gets a hiatus just like we did.
TWIYpod: i don't know what Delco is doing.
Doco: Jesus don't count for spring training?
Lovelace: Hey, we record, we don't follow this in by the way.
TWIYpod: movement
Doco: Do I sound crazy?
TWIYpod: Yeah, you sound a little crazy, but we're recording already, so you just...
Lovelace: All
Doco: Hey, fuck it. We're going adjust on the fly.
Lovelace: right, YouTube world.
TWIYpod: empty Empty room podcast ass nigga. Yo, go buy some furniture for your podcast room so it don't sound so empty.
TWIYpod: All y'all out there that's podcasting, I support the creators, but go buy some go buy some furniture. Put some pictures on the wall in your podcast room so it don't sound so empty.
TWIYpod: All right?
Lovelace: It's hella shit.
TWIYpod: Sounds poor.
Lovelace: It's hella shit.
Lovelace: Like, it's hella shit.
TWIYpod: It's hella shit.
Doco: Is this better?
TWIYpod: Yeah, but just don't do it again. We're we're we're actually recording.
Lovelace: YouTube world.
Doco: I would rather fix it than sound crazy.
Lovelace: is growing pains of a podcast.
TWIYpod: This how they do, y'all. This how they do, y'all.
Doco: We are back. Okay, I'm sorry that we aren't um as polished and professional as the other shows on your network. um But we are here, you know?
Doco: We are young dads, and there will be bumps in the road. I can't help that my kids was up here fuck with my shit. Am
Lovelace: Hmm.
Doco: I supposed do Beatle?
Lovelace: Nah, put that shit up.
TWIYpod: According to Lace, yeah.
Lovelace: yeah
Doco: What the fuck? Hey!
TWIYpod: but According to Lace, yeah.
Lovelace: Hmm.
Doco: Cordy lace off mic.
Lovelace: Hmm.
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: You see how Hype Lace got over that Joe Jackson topic?
Doco: That was his topic. But that was your topic too, low key. You was loving that shit too, low key.
TWIYpod: Nah. Listen, I got beat and I got beat and I was excited to beat some kids when I had kids.
Doco: But you had girls though. You can't be girls.
TWIYpod: And I was like, as soon as it got time to beat the kids, I was like,
Doco: Nah, I can't beat the kids.
TWIYpod: you can't beat You can't beat these niggas and then go get ice cream tomorrow.
Lovelace: Thank you.
Doco: Can't do it. Emotional damage.
TWIYpod: Imagine beating your kid and then take them to go get ice cream like a week later and y'all just going to act like the beating never happened.
Doco: Why a week though? That's a long time span in between.
TWIYpod: Or whenever you choose to go get ice cream with your kid.
Doco: no no, no, no. That repair has to be swift.
TWIYpod: But what are we repairing? I beat you because you did something wrong and now we just both?
Doco: Because you shouldn't be beating your kids.
TWIYpod: But now we both just looking at each other, dumb in the face. I put hands on you. You'd like to put hands on me in return.
Doco: No, what happens when little kid get older and now they want to shoot the one?
TWIYpod: I want that.
Lovelace: Do you?
TWIYpod: I want that.
Lovelace: Do you?
TWIYpod: Y'all don't want to shoot the fair one with your grown kids?
Doco: Whatever you into, you go do that. you
Lovelace: you?
Doco: No, he don't want that, bro.
TWIYpod: Yes.
Doco: He's lying.
Lovelace: remember the last time you got active. You told that story.
Doco: If Buddy got active with you right now, it's a wrap, nigga.
Lovelace: Hmm.
Doco: It's a wrap for you. It's a wrap.
TWIYpod: Nah Nah Cause you never show the kids the full repertoire You never show the kids the full repertoire So when it comes down to it and they get grown And they want to handle you at Thanksgiving dinner You gotta be able to put the kid in the fiend the easy way
Doco: Yeah.
Doco: Bro.
Doco: Bro, this nigga watches you struggle to get off the couch every day.
TWIYpod: don't struggle to get off the couch Absolutely Nah
Doco: will put you to sleep right on that Saints blanket over for you.
Lovelace: Niggas broke your own rules, bruh. Niggas broke.
Doco: What are you talking about? You know what I mean? Hit the drop, man. it was what Who are we?
TWIYpod: Yo, I fucking hate this pod. That's weird.
Doco: It is also inappropriate to get pregnant in a house that you ain't supposed to be fucking in. But hey.
TWIYpod: Heard.
Lovelace: Hey, I'm to tell you right now.
Doco: Southen is rich nigga to the right of me.
Lovelace: When
Doco: Oh my god. He got extra money.
TWIYpod: Heard.
Doco: He can feed extra mouths. You know what I'm yeah No, she got ass beat.
Lovelace: you don't beat your kids, this is what they turn out to be.
Doco: That's the problem.
TWIYpod: Yo, who's that?
Doco: That's that Mackenzie's Chirilla girl. She ran into the wall.
TWIYpod: Oh, she look like a character off Men in Black.
Doco: Oh, that's crazy.
TWIYpod: Like the series, not the first one, but you know.
Doco: this There's a series?
TWIYpod: Yeah, it's like five of them shits. We'll been beating y'all in the head for money secretly, and y'all want to put shit in the group chat on a random Thursday morning.
TWIYpod: Shout out them all. Uh, Pursuit of happiness or John Q at like eight in the morning.
Doco: It's John Q, but yeah, that's a wild question.
Lovelace: You know why? Because he just watched Pursuit the Happiness with his baby.
Doco: I'm going to tell you one thing, though. Inflation? This ain't the time to be getting cuffed up.
Lovelace: Fresh on his mind. Fresh on his mind, man.
TWIYpod: na No, no.
Doco: I'm not going lie.
TWIYpod: Who does that in the summertime?
Doco: In the summertime, we are in a really bad financial... Like, nigga, you see how much gas is to be driving around canoodling?
TWIYpod: man, gas prices is crazy.
Doco: And you know he want to take the C ride. You know what mean? the The PI ride or whatever y'all call it down there.
TWIYpod: You'll get gas prices is enough to be single by they self. Gas prices is enough to be single by they self.
Doco: ah my shit takes like $110 to up, bro. Y'all how many miles I drive?
TWIYpod: But it's just, that's just your joint. You gotta fill her tank. I'd never met a young lady that fills her own tank up either.
Doco: na and No, no, no, no, no.
TWIYpod: I'd never even, I'd never even seen a young lady that I've been entangled with at the gas station.
Doco: That's wife privileges.
Doco: Lays, you was filling up tanks when you was dating?
TWIYpod: It's usually.
TWIYpod: Yeah, he was. Yeah, he was.
Doco: Not frugal Freddy.
TWIYpod: Now he had a hookup. He had a hookup.
Lovelace: It was just my car.
TWIYpod: Oh, he dealt with the joints that didn't have cars.
Doco: oh he had leverage.
TWIYpod: Manipulation. in Manipulation.
Doco: I put the man in manipulation. ah but but You do put the man in manipulation. That, I mean...
TWIYpod: No, that's Lace. That's Lace for sure.
Doco: He did sprinkle a little bins and shopping in there too. So that makes sense.
TWIYpod: I thought Lace had a gas booster.
TWIYpod: flaking Like in Fast and Furious.
Doco: I can see Lay's having a gas car booster.
TWIYpod: Nah, like in Fast Furious 4 or whatever, when they were stealing gas. Like, I know Lace knows somebody that stole gas.
Doco: Yo. It's not time to smoke right now, bro.
TWIYpod: And he just pull up at they crib and then just pump gas. Throw him a 20, they fill up the tank, and then he pull his shorty car up there.
Doco: No, he just went to Acorn crib with it you know the gas pump.
Lovelace: Niggas, crazy.
TWIYpod: Nacon. I'm sorry.
Doco: Did he ever go to jail for that scam?
TWIYpod: Ain't that his song?
TWIYpod: Did he ever go to jail for putting that young man in the fireman's carry on stage at the concert?
Lovelace: Oh, that's crazy.
Doco: I mean, I feel like that's fair. I feel like that was reasonable.
TWIYpod: Why is that fair?
Doco: Because why are you on stage?
TWIYpod: right. All right.
Lovelace: I mean, you just saw that nigga run on the court during the finals game.
Doco: Now that was funny. And he probably bet a lot of money on that and came up.
Lovelace: Did y'all see the picture?
TWIYpod: Yeah, it was terrible. It was terrible.
Doco: Mitchell Roberts is like...
TWIYpod: I told y y'all, y'all got to know your angles, man. I said it today in the chat. You got to learn your angles. he He got Victor Wimbignano's neck.
TWIYpod: His whole face. We don't need you, dog. Why did you get Victor Wimbignano's neck in the picture?
Doco: Because he thought he was about to get a stole on. he just tried to hurt him. You know
TWIYpod: And they look so confused in the middle of a game. Some random white dude with no jersey pops up on the court trying to take pictures. And they both just standing there looking stupid. The NFL would never.
TWIYpod: The NFL would never. A big 320-pound lineman is coming through and smoking your boots.
Doco: They wouldn' have been able to take a picture.
Doco: I don't know. i don't know. Has that ever happened in NBA game before? Mm-hmm.
Lovelace: running on the court? Yeah.
Doco: Like, other than, like, Malice in the Palace.
Lovelace: It's never... Yeah, that's happened that's plenty of times.
TWIYpod: Frequently. Frequently.
Lovelace: A nigga ain't never stopped in the middle of the court to take a selfie on national TV.
TWIYpod: Yeah, that's where you fucked up trying to take the selfie.
Lovelace: Because you know normally when that shit happened, they moved the camera. But he was at half court
Doco: That's crazy. I mean, kudos to him for pulling it off. You think he's going go to jail?
Lovelace: They definitely arrested them. I'm sure to find it something.
TWIYpod: He got banned.
Doco: I paid to be here. That's crazy.
TWIYpod: He got banned.
Lovelace: Yeah, he got banned. Lifetime ban from the arenas. All the arenas.
Doco: Ain't nothing to do with San Antonio either.
TWIYpod: All arenas. No, not just San Antonio. He got banned from all arenas.
Lovelace: He can't go to no NBA games.
TWIYpod: San Antonio got some heat out there. I ain't going lie.
Doco: I hope it was. Wait, what?
TWIYpod: San Antonio catches a lot of ah lot of bad shots.
Lovelace: Oh, you did used to be in San Antonio.
TWIYpod: But San Antonio...
Doco: What do you mean by that?
Lovelace: Hell of podcast was filmed there.
TWIYpod: Guys, come on, guys.
Doco: I beg your pardon? What do you mean by that?
TWIYpod: Y'all know it was serious because I took my kid with me on a business trip. Like, yo, we're going to podcast in the hotel on Wednesday.
Lovelace: it
TWIYpod: Frequently. I did a bunch of pods down there.
Doco: That's unnecessary. was that Okay, so would you compare those to your Motel 6 hiatus?
TWIYpod: No, no, nothing beats the Motel 6 joints.
Doco: Okay.
TWIYpod: The car joints is up there, but the Motel 6 joints is high level.
Lovelace: Mm-mm.
Doco: Pun from the car is sick.
TWIYpod: Potting from the car is low-key fun.
Doco: That might be a vibe, but that shit is sick.
TWIYpod: It's a vibe for sure.
Doco: Nah.
TWIYpod: Because it wasn't in the wintertime.
Doco: Nah.
TWIYpod: It's not like I was potting in the car in a Virginia winter. You understand? like I'm potting in the car.
Doco: Yeah, but she was doing it in a Virginia summer. Sticky, hot.
TWIYpod: Lit. Lit.
Doco: Ugh.
TWIYpod: Lit.
Doco: The windows were steamy as hell.
Lovelace: Nigga had double aluminum building on.
Doco: He wasn't even hotboxing.
TWIYpod: You keep the door open. You crack the windows. You parlay. You just you just hanging out.
Doco: So now you just got mad mosquitoes on your will and the neighbors is hearing you for no- Oh, here go this nigga talking to this car again.
Lovelace: You was, a
Lovelace: You was in the parking lot of the Flying
Doco: a
Lovelace: You was out there? Yeah.
TWIYpod: Yo, I never took my neighbors into consideration. Them niggas probably yeah hate me.
Doco: I was still going to come screw it again.
TWIYpod: ah Screaming crazy, too. and and in the In the car, in the backyard. Yeah! And it's 10 o'clock at night, going crazy.
Doco: That's fucking crazy.
TWIYpod: But I put up BAM numbers in the car. The car pods is crazy because I put up BAM numbers, but I did Wilt numbers, allegedly, at the 6th.
Lovelace: No. I
Doco: Did you say bam? Like, oh no.
TWIYpod: Yeah, 83. I was putting up 83 joints.
Doco: That can't be the reference, man.
TWIYpod: Did y'all forget that happened?
Doco: no No, we just can't use that as the reference.
Lovelace: was just talking about that the other day.
Doco: That's not sexy.
TWIYpod: Yo, y'all let Bam score 83 and then try to act like the shit didn't happen.
Doco: No, not y'all. um you know, I clean for a living. I don't play basketball. yeah That's not what I do.
TWIYpod: Y'all support you all supported it.
Doco: Barely.
TWIYpod: Y'all supported it. Y'all was like, oh, yeah, he's better than Kobe because if Kobe could have scored more, he would have scored more, but he didn't.
Doco: No, no, no, no, no. He's clip farming.
TWIYpod: So Kobe only got 81 and Bam got 83. So, of course, Bam's a better player than Kobe has ever been in life.
Doco: All I said was Rashad was right. That's all said. And then y'all made fun of me.
TWIYpod: A bucket getter. Another bucket getter.
Doco: And he was right.
TWIYpod: About?
Doco: Kobe's 81 is possible.
Doco: He did it.
Lovelace: I don't think anybody ever said it was impossible.
Doco: yes they Yes, they did. they did.
Lovelace: Ooh.
Doco: yes Yes, they did.
TWIYpod: I said it.
Lovelace: Ooh. Ooh.
TWIYpod: I said it. Me.
Doco: See, well, we have one third of us who just proved me right.
TWIYpod: Me.
Lovelace: um would you bob Why would you say that?
TWIYpod: Yo, they cheated to get Bam to 83, bro. We not finna do this. They cheated to get...
Doco: Who is BAM for them to cheat for? Like, let's break it down.
Lovelace: No, he mad because they stat padded in the fourth quarter. But...
Doco: I just, ah but like,
TWIYpod: snap-padded in the second half of the basketball game, Lace.
Doco: But what significance does that mean to the NBA for BAM to surpass Kobe? And that's like, let's be honest.
TWIYpod: I didn't say the NBA, the Miami Heat colluded to help Bam get this 83 points.
Doco: Ain't that what they're supposed to do
Lovelace: Wasn't the Wizards triple and quadruple teaming him and fouling the shit out of him?
Doco: But like, that's what the saying that a team colluded.
Lovelace: The nigga went to the line 43 times.
TWIYpod: So who made the intentional fouls against the other team, Lace? Since you know so much, who made the intentional fouls against the Washington Wizards?
Doco: cook
Lovelace: They fouled him. They sent him to the line 43 times. That thing you can say
TWIYpod: They made intentional fouls against the Washington Wizards when they were up double digits so they could have more possessions, not slow the clock time down.
TWIYpod: They did some whole shit to get, bam, that 83 points.
Lovelace: They sent him to the free throw 43 times. I don't want to hear shit. Shaq ain't never shot 43 free throws, bruh.
Doco: He wouldn't be able to make that many.
Lovelace: It don't matter. They never even found him.
TWIYpod: Nah, shit.
Lovelace: Hack and Shaq was a whole vibe for the first time they, that first season they did it, where there was no automatic free throw.
TWIYpod: Shit.
Lovelace: They had to change the rule the next season. This nigga Bam was playing through a game, had 70 whatever three quarters. I'm sorry.
Lovelace: And y'all was on my ass because I said 43 free throws little bit crazy.
TWIYpod: 70 something in three quarters. So if you take out the intentional fouls against the Washington Wizards who are down points, Why would you intentionally foul them in the fourth quarter when they're down? They're not winning.
TWIYpod: Why would you intentionally foul in the fourth quarter? Because you want to give the young bull.
Lovelace: because we were winded.
TWIYpod: No, because you want to give the young bull more opportunities to score more points because maybe he can beat this record.
Lovelace: We were tired.
TWIYpod: Maybe we can go viral. Maybe we can get some eyes on the team because we don't play good fucking basketball here in Miami.
Doco: Bro.
Lovelace: Hey, it sounds like you mad that Clay didn't take 25 dribbles and only took 11 to get to 60.
Doco: Bro.
TWIYpod: Hey, shout out to Clay.
Lovelace: That's not my prerogative, okay? He would have took 25 dribbles, he might have had 90.
TWIYpod: Shout out to Clay.
Doco: So, like, but the thing that I'm like, was the team not supposed to try to get him to get his record? Like, he's that's his team. That's the part that's, like, really throwing me right now.
TWIYpod: The trying and the effort makes it look like some ho shit. That's all I'm saying. The trying and the effort makes it look like some ho shit.
Doco: Kobe's 81 was really crazy if you actually go back and look at it.
TWIYpod: Kobe's 81 was in the flow of the game. Now, Kobe's 60 on his final game, that was forced.
Doco: Oh.
Doco: Both.
TWIYpod: Kobe's last game was forced buckets.
Doco: Both of them.
TWIYpod: All right.
Lovelace: Hey, man.
TWIYpod: All right.
Doco: Both them.
Lovelace: Hey.
Doco: light light the light Light the fire.
TWIYpod: All right.
Lovelace: Rest in peace to Kobe.
TWIYpod: Hey, if you're watching this clip right now, hold on a second, Lace.
Lovelace: Rest in peace to Kobe.
Doco: Both of them.
Lovelace: But niggas be acting like Kobe had the record. Niggas be acting like Kobe had the record.
TWIYpod: Hold on a second, Lace. Relax, because we'll have the record.
Doco: I knew you'd clip farm it.
TWIYpod: relax Hey, if you're watching this clip right now, please reach out to Lace where you know you can find him. Reach out to Doko where you know you can find him and tell him that they wrong as fuck about the Kobe 81 game.
Doco: I'm private on social.
TWIYpod: It wasn't forced. It was in the floor of the game. It wasn't no whole shit. They was battling with the Raptors.
Lovelace: They never hard fouled him. Shut it up.
Doco: Thank you. Like, what are we talking about, man?
TWIYpod: They never hard fouled who?
Doco: And I'm not even a BAM fan.
Lovelace: That thing.
TWIYpod: Because it was a close game.
Lovelace: They didn't hard foul him that game.
TWIYpod: That's why they never fouled him, because it was a close game. It wasn't no fucking 15-point runaway. wasn't no 20-point runaway where they just kept force-feeding Kobe.
Lovelace: Dang.
TWIYpod: Now, the last game, the last Kobe game, it was a bunch of that.
Lovelace: Did you?
TWIYpod: it was It was about 10 of those buckets Kobe shouldn't have shot, and he shot him.
Lovelace: did you feel Did you feel the same way when Lubello dropped 92 high school?
Doco: Who's paying attention?
TWIYpod: and don't pick I don't pay attention to kid games.
Lovelace: No, no, no. That was a national story. We're not go to that.
Doco: Yeah, but who the fuck was paying attention to that?
TWIYpod: I don't watch kid games. I don't watch kid games.
Lovelace: That was a national story. We're not doing that.
Doco: Nobody's paying the attention to that.
Lovelace: you
TWIYpod: Nobody watched that.
Doco: I'm not gonna lie to you, bro.
TWIYpod: Nobody.
Doco: It's almost like the NFL not paying attention to Diana Rossini and Mike Rable having a relationship. Like, nobody's paying attention to that shit.
TWIYpod: Yo, Lace got a gambling problem.
Doco: You know?
TWIYpod: Why did you know about that 92-point high school game?
Doco: Because he bets on fucking Tabakistan, too, nigga. Like, this nigga's betting on cricket at two in the morning. Like,
TWIYpod: as well Yo, Lace got Highlight on the crib at four in the morning watching Highlight.
Doco: That shit is sick, bro. This nigga's trying to build an AI to make the bets for him.
Lovelace: Oh, my God.
Doco: That's what he's doing.
Lovelace: yeah
Doco: and know what's going on. Asking Chad GBT. Do y'all care that... Well, I mean, I care. But do y'all care that the NFL just let them do that?
TWIYpod: Let who do what?
Doco: The Patriots colluded.
TWIYpod: No, I'm good with it.
Doco: What? Why?
TWIYpod: i mean I'm good with it.
Doco: Why? Because it happened to my team?
TWIYpod: Here we go.
Doco: Bitch ass niggas. Is that why?
TWIYpod: No.
Doco: That just made me mad.
TWIYpod: Look at
Doco: ain't gonna That shit just made me mad, yo.
TWIYpod: this shit that make Doko mad. No, it's so we we were talking about
Doco: I apologize.
TWIYpod: a j Brown getting traded for a good portion of the season last year.
Doco: Yes, we were. But can we also add in context that the information was inside information?
Lovelace: Mm-hmm.
Doco: That has to be added to the story. Continue.
TWIYpod: Yo, I went and did research after you talked about this the last time we brought Shorty up.
Doco: I'm so fucking mad, bro.
TWIYpod: And she is not listed as a source, a main nothing and no story.
Doco: Why would she be?
TWIYpod: So that means she's not the only one who knows that son is unhappy in Philly.
Doco: Listen, it's not okay. It's not necessary.
TWIYpod: So if she's not the only one that knows, that's a bad.
Doco: Hold on. Wait a second, though. Wait, wait a second. Wait a second. It's not the fact that she's the only one that knew or didn't know, right? It's the connection that she had to the team that he eventually went to.
Doco: That's the part that's important. Her fucking vagina got a trade done, my nigga.
TWIYpod: Shout out to her.
Doco: That's crazy.
TWIYpod: She's useful.
Doco: No, props to her. Props to her.
TWIYpod: you want a queen or you You want a queen on your team that can make moves happen, major moves.
Doco: But I want the NFL to do something about that.
TWIYpod: We got a farm. We getting acres of land, and we farming chickens.
TWIYpod: And we selling chickens and eggs.
Doco: I just don't appreciate it i just i just I just don't appreciate I also feel like um I'm give my prediction now. They're going to be not very good this year, but he's going to get his yards.
Lovelace: Who? The Patriots?
Doco: The Patriots.
Lovelace: Oh, yeah. I told you. Nine wins max. Nine wins max.
TWIYpod: Well, I mean, A.J.
Doco: Yep.
TWIYpod: Brown can't be with a quarterback at the level of Drake May.
Doco: What are we saying here?
TWIYpod: That's what A.J.
Doco: Be specific.
TWIYpod: Brown is too much of a wide receiver diva to be with a quarterback that doesn't match his skill. I can't feed him.
TWIYpod: What? I can't say that?
Doco: So it's a downgrade.
TWIYpod: You're fucking right. I never put Drake May over Jalen Hurts.
Doco: Mm. Mm.
TWIYpod: Hold on, fuck you, bro. Because you're doing that thing that you do again.
Doco: Mm.
Lovelace: But, but, but, but, but.
Doco: Ha ha ha ha!
TWIYpod: yeah yeah
Lovelace: yeah
Doco: Ha ha ha! But what, Lace?
Lovelace: But, hey, man. Mind your business. Mind your business with what got on. Don't be pillow talking with your wife about what I got going on.
Doco: He wasn't! That's the point!
Lovelace: She come to you with that? Mm-mm. It's more attractive when you hold it down.
Doco: that's the That's the fucking point. He got mad because bro didn't get involved.
Lovelace: No, you should have told your wife to mind her damn business.
Doco: No, girls gonna do what girls do.
Lovelace: No, oh no.
TWIYpod: hell Lace need to shut up.
Doco: Girls gonna do what girls do, bro.
TWIYpod: the Lace wrong.
Lovelace: No, tell your wife to mind her business.
TWIYpod: And lace wrong.
Doco: Girls gonna do what girls do because at the end of the day, i understand the wife's position. You still gotta be in rooms with this lady.
Lovelace: one
Doco: like
Lovelace: You niggas is retweeting sauce walker. Don't talk to me.
Doco: Who retweets Sauce Walker?
Lovelace: yeah yeah yeah
Doco: Not me. I don't agree. I'm not pimping on my baby mom.
Lovelace: Oh, my God.
Doco: Never.
TWIYpod: that i might I might have retweeted once.
Doco: Never ever.
TWIYpod: I might have retweeted once.
Doco: Yeah, that's Scully.
Lovelace: Oh, my God.
Doco: But that's that Brooklyn B-dive coming out of him.
TWIYpod: No.
Doco: You know what I'm saying?
TWIYpod: No, but but listen. Y'all know because Lace is in here He false flagging. Lace in here a false flagging. He lying. he up in here telling y'all bad gospel, bad doctrine.
TWIYpod: He telling y'all not. To kiss and tell. You can't lay butt naked with your queen and download your day and tell your queen that, yo, and me let me tell you when this nigga, AJ Brown, had me fucked up today in practice.
Lovelace: That's not what I said.
Doco: It's not his queen though
Lovelace: That's not what said.
TWIYpod: Hey, let me tell you things that I'm hearing about AJ Brown down there in Philadelphia.
Doco: Okay but wait wait
TWIYpod: and i And I need i need a wide receiver like him, not a wide receiver that hires the BBL chef to come to the crib and live with him and then choke Shorty out over a financial dispute.
TWIYpod: I need a real wide receiver one.
Doco: They the same nigga. The only difference is he didn't choke Shorty out.
TWIYpod: Yeah, they're the same nigga minus a famous rapper attachment. You're correct.
Doco: They the same nigga, bro.
TWIYpod: well Well, I mean, I think A.J. Brown's a better wide receiver.
Doco: Then Diggs?
TWIYpod: Yeah, 100%.
Doco: I would agree with that. I would agree with that.
TWIYpod: It's not even close.
Doco: But A.J.
TWIYpod: now dick That's Diggs today.
Doco: Brad has had a better quarterback than Diggs has had.
TWIYpod: That's Diggs today.
Doco: Just, you know.
TWIYpod: Wait, wait, what?
Doco: Just saying.
TWIYpod: Hmm?
Doco: Huh? Huh?
TWIYpod: What?
Doco: Whatever you into, you... You heard what I said.
TWIYpod: Hmm.
Doco: AJ Brown has had a better quarterback than Diggs has had.
Lovelace: Who is this quarterback in Tennessee?
Doco: Who?
TWIYpod: no
Doco: AJ Brown?
Lovelace: Yeah.
Doco: I'm talking about for the last five years. don't give a fuck about Ryan Tannehill.
Lovelace: No, no, no. You gave a blanket statement.
Doco: I said he's had a better quarterback.
Lovelace: I'm going through.
TWIYpod: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Doco: I didn't say better quarterbacks.
TWIYpod: Blankets got patterns, nigga.
Lovelace: Yeah, but what I'm thinking,
TWIYpod: Yeah, Blankets got patterns.
Doco: it's What what are you talking about?
Lovelace: you compare it to Stephon Diggs' worst season. No, I'm talking about when he was at the peak who had the better quarterback. that
Doco: Who did Diggs play with? Josh Allen?
TWIYpod: And Kirk Cousins.
Lovelace: Yep, played both of them.
TWIYpod: Captain Kirk.
Doco: Neither one of them are better than Hertz.
TWIYpod: A Minnesota miracle.
Doco: Neither one of them are better than Hertz.
TWIYpod: Hmm.
Doco: Neither one of them. Neither one of them have beat Patrick Mahomes and played head-to-head and beat him. Neither one of them.
TWIYpod: made Financially, Curd Cousins is better than ah all your favorite quarterbacks.
Doco: And neither one of them have a Super Bowl.
Lovelace: Hold on. Okay.
Doco: And neither one of them have a Super Bowl.
Lovelace: Okay. Can we stop doing the quarterback beat the other quarterback talk?
Doco: No, that's a fact. Kirk Cousins is the GOAT.
Lovelace: Can we stop the quarterback beat the other quarterback talk when the teams ain't equal?
Doco: I'm talking about statistically. Statistically, in a head-to-head matchup, if you put their stats up in the same game, it is the same.
Lovelace: It's not the same when you get an all-time defense.
Doco: Nigga, you take the field against a defense, I take the field against a defense too. How else are we fucking supposed to compare it?
Lovelace: Okay. Bet. Bet. Bet. it
Doco: How? Because, I mean, it...
Lovelace: bet. Someone ever talked to me about LeBron James and his losses in the finals.
Doco: Basketball is different. Basketball is different.
Lovelace: No, it's all the same, nigga.
Doco: ba Yeah, it's different.
Lovelace: It's all the same.
Doco: It's different. It's different.
Lovelace: It's all the same.
Doco: It's way different. One man can take over a basketball game.
Lovelace: it it You playing against the same people all at the same time.
TWIYpod: He wanted to bring up LeBron so bad.
Doco: So, Brett, he was itching for that. But one man, one man can change a basketball game.
TWIYpod: So bad. You look thirsty. You look thirsty, Lace.
Doco: I mean, he's drinking right now, so he's, hopefully he's fixing that.
Lovelace: I'm drinking right now. God.
Doco: But, it yeah, it comes right from the soul.
TWIYpod: That's where LeBron hate comes from, that cup.
Doco: Shit comes. uh,
Lovelace: No.
Doco: shit cook
Lovelace: I'm a real nigga and he's not. Okay?
Doco: ah
Lovelace: Let's go.
Doco: That was a bar, though. The 23 and me. That shit was hard. ain't gonna lie. That shit was hard. Niggas wasn't really, uh... You know, they would sleep. They was more impressed with fucking Grandma Jenkins coming out and rapping, you know?
Lovelace: Bing, bop, boom.
TWIYpod: And dissing a nigga that can't rap don't really, you know, do it really do what you think it needs to do when you diss a nigga that can't rap or don't rap.
Lovelace: Y'all just checking Jay-Z for dissing it.
Doco: and not hypo Hypocrisy. Hypocrisy.
TWIYpod: Who? Who? whoot champion Who who?
Doco: ah progressy You.
Lovelace: Where's the chair? Where's the chair?
Doco: Hey, what was the date of that Jay-Z freestyle?
Lovelace: Where's the chair?
Doco: Yeah, pull up the tweets. Because you know this nigga tweets like a fucking sonographer.
Lovelace: All you see is Scully.
Doco: So, that's it.
Lovelace: All you see is Scully. that
Doco: That's it. And he's a Nas fan. What's going on?
Lovelace: Scully going up there, man. We got to call it what it is, man. It's a compilation album. You know, I love the Dynasty, but it's a compilation album.
Doco: Sick.
Lovelace: It's compilation
TWIYpod: No, that is a compilation album, so everybody shouldn't rank it.
Doco: Hey, I'm going to tell you one thing, though, Info.
TWIYpod: Everybody should.
Lovelace: album. He just did it so he could get he get out his deal.
TWIYpod: Contractually, yes. And nobody should be ranking it in his solo work because it's a compilation album. Just like My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy is a good music album, not a Kanye West album.
Doco: But it's Kanye's album.
TWIYpod: contractually, yes, but it's a good music album. Kanye only had three songs on the whole joint that solo.
Doco: He produced the whole shit.
TWIYpod: No, he didn't.
Lovelace: Run away.
TWIYpod: RZA did two joints on there. Premier did a joint on there.
Doco: Yeah. Yeah.
TWIYpod: Niggas did work on his album.
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: That's what I'm saying.
Lovelace: Premiere or premier?
TWIYpod: You sit in your chair. You sit. All right. That was good. That was good. That was good. Lays is cooking today. Fuck y'all.
TWIYpod: but
Lovelace: It's been a hiatus.
TWIYpod: But no, I didn't bag the whole freestyle. If you saw my most recent podcast on the Road to Joy, I didn't support that freestyle at all.
TWIYpod: I hated it.
Doco: It was horrible.
TWIYpod: Yes. I wore Rockefeller shirt, but that was the irony of the moment.
Lovelace: You got a paper planes hat,
Doco: Oh, like my jersey right now.
TWIYpod: No, you're you're you're equal saying, bro.
Doco: And you're hoe fan.
TWIYpod: Hmm.
Doco: Oh, you're defending him in our text. What are you talking about?
TWIYpod: I just said he wasn't shooting their son or he didn't shoot first.
Doco: I called you a Jehovah Witness. Like...
TWIYpod: Yeah. But don't, I never been door to door with it, but I never been door to door with it.
Doco: ah you No, you just d- up.
TWIYpod: and I've never been door to door. Exactly. Exactly.
Lovelace: exactly
Doco: You just at to at with it. That's
TWIYpod: You get it. You get it. You understand.
Doco: sick, bro. He was shooting that, bro. And I think for real, for real, if we go a little further, Drake has beef with Beyonce.
Lovelace: No, he shot that Beyonce out in the album.
Doco: He got beef with Beyonce. He did not fucking shout Beyonce out, bro.
Lovelace: Oh my God.
TWIYpod: Niggas beefing with Beyonce in 2026?
Doco: He has beef with Beyonce.
TWIYpod: It's weird.
Doco: What's wrong with it?
TWIYpod: It's weird. It's very weird.
Doco: Explain.
TWIYpod: A man who's not an R&B artist, he can sing, but he can't sing to be battling other R&B singers.
Doco: Is she an R&B artist?
TWIYpod: Battling. All right. Mute up me.
Doco: I'm just asking a question.
TWIYpod: What is she?
TWIYpod: What is she?
Doco: I would consider her a pop star at this point.
Doco: She's made country music.
Lovelace: She did these covers.
TWIYpod: You don't mean that. You don't mean that.
Doco: I'm dead serious. You can't make country music and then consider yourself an R&B artist, though.
TWIYpod: You don't mean that.
Doco: No way.
TWIYpod: Wayne made one rock album. Is he a rock artist now? No, he's still a rapper.
Doco: No, but Beyonce made two country albums.
TWIYpod: It was a double disc.
Doco: That's two country albums.
TWIYpod: She just wanted to give the people more music, and now you want to put her in a different box, a different brand?
Lovelace: You like that?
Doco: No, she wanted to try to prove a point. That's what she tried to do.
TWIYpod: Yeah, that I couldn't win the fucking kid win the fucking album of the year a million times in a row up at bat.
Doco: She was trying to stick it to the man.
TWIYpod: But then I changed my fucking genre and y'all give me album of the year.
Doco: It'd be like that. Yeah, whatever. I don't really care about the fight necessarily. I'm just talking about the classification. She's no longer an R&B artist, bro.
TWIYpod: Hey, if y'all don't think Beyonce is an R&B artist, please reach out to Doko everywhere you know to find
Doco: I think that limits her. I think that puts her in a box.
TWIYpod: Run his numbers up this week, y'all. Really give Doko a headache. I want all the beehive.
Doco: I'm being complimentary.
Lovelace: page unno your page.
TWIYpod: no
Lovelace: your page.
TWIYpod: I want all the beehive.
Doco: I am being complimentary.
Lovelace: Oh, shit.
TWIYpod: I want all the beehive to come and find Doko where he at.
Doco: I'm being complimentary.
TWIYpod: Matter of fact, book him. Hit his email, book him for a job, and then heckle his ass the whole time and play Beyonce the whole time after he's booking for a job.
Lovelace: shit
Doco: That's a vibe if they're playing her Beyonce R&B.
TWIYpod: Now play the country album.
Lovelace: Oh, shit.
TWIYpod: Play the lemonade shit. What's the country album?
Doco: Lemonade is fire too.
TWIYpod: The Cowboy Carter. Play that Cowboy Carter shit.
Doco: Cowboy Carter is good. The one with where she's on the ah the silver horse is decent.
Lovelace: You want the Renaissance?
Doco: Yeah, that's just decent.
TWIYpod: Yeah, you're not even talking about Cowboy Carter, my guy
Doco: I'm just saying, she got some d you know she's just not an R&B artist. she's She's bigger than that.
TWIYpod: guy.
Doco: She's a pop star.
TWIYpod: Girls love Beyonce.
Lovelace: Would you say she's transcended
Doco: Yeah, but thank you. I mean, I wish one of my co-hosts would have asked more inquiring questions instead of trying to ah put me into a situation where I might get fucking murdered, but, you know, that's okay.
TWIYpod: Lace cleaned you up. Lace cleaned you up, but you lying. And Lace lying, too.
Doco: and Hey, yo, Lace didn't do none of that.
TWIYpod: He cleaned you up.
Doco: That's crazy. That's
TWIYpod: These are confusing times.
Doco: a pause. I ain't gonna lie. Happy Pride Month, nigga.
TWIYpod: Lace got 20 kids.
Doco: ah
TWIYpod: Nobody would be shocked if he cleaned you up. He's an animal.
Doco: Alright, bro.
Lovelace: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Doco: We gotta move on, man.
TWIYpod: Spaghetti.
Lovelace: Whoa.
Doco: That's crazy as hell.
Lovelace: photo up Shout out to the communities, but fuck out here, nigga.
TWIYpod: ah
Doco: I'm not gonna lie. Free Palestine, too. Jesus. because that's Whoa. My God. i got a question since we're talking about shit you can't eat. um What's the food from your childhood that you can't eat no more that you wish you could?
TWIYpod: spaghetti
TWIYpod: Yo, if I never see spaghetti again in my whole life, my life will be happy, bro.
Doco: What?
TWIYpod: I never want to...
Doco: I said can't eat eat anymore, nigga.
TWIYpod: Yes, I can't i can't eat spaghetti.
Doco: didn't say not want to.
Lovelace: Too much?
TWIYpod: I can't.
Lovelace: How many days a week did y'all have spaghetti?
TWIYpod: My body won't allow me to eat spaghetti. I'm not even hungry.
Doco: Nah.
TWIYpod: I could be starving, and if I open up the refrigerator and it's a big pot of spaghetti in there... I want to put an emphasis on a big pot of spaghetti in there.
Lovelace: How many Was it four days a week the spaghetti was the only option?
TWIYpod: because yeah know
Doco: How many days? Yeah. How many days? And how many days after cook did you have to keep eating that shit?
Doco: It's three, bro.
Lovelace: i have use get You should get it.
Doco: At max. It's three max.
TWIYpod: Not that many, not that many, but you're getting a lot of days out of spaghetti.
Doco: Three?
TWIYpod: you're getting more You're getting more days out of the spaghetti meal than you're getting out of any other meal your parents made.
Doco: Max.
Lovelace: What bread did y'all have with the spaghetti?
Doco: Cap.
Lovelace: Was it the garlic bread?
TWIYpod: what
Lovelace: The bread sticks? What y'all had?
Doco: Nigga, they have bad bread white bread with butter on it with some garlic powder sprinkled on top, nigga.
Lovelace: That bread is crazy.
TWIYpod: the the garlic butter The garlic butter bread that you put in the michael in the toaster.
Lovelace: No, no, no, no, no. Not from the military. Nah, bro. Nah, y'all.
TWIYpod: Yeah.
Doco: You know they make ghetto garlic bread for sure.
TWIYpod: and The ghetto garlic bread hits. It hits today, but I got money, so you get the Texas Toast Choice today.
Doco: No, we want to know where the root of the trauma comes from, nigga.
TWIYpod: You know what talking about?
Lovelace: yeah I get the garlic knots, the breadsticks, and then the garlic bread for the...
Doco: The log joint, pause.
TWIYpod: Oh, you niggas had money.
Lovelace: Yep.
TWIYpod: So you came from off.
Doco: Who? Oh, I'm going to say.
TWIYpod: Lace. He breadsticks.
Lovelace: No.
TWIYpod: He had breadsticks.
Lovelace: That's what we get today. I'm telling you what we get today.
TWIYpod: Hmm.
Doco: I definitely grew up on ghetto garlic bread.
Lovelace: Nigga, it wasn't garlic bread when I was actually growing up.
Doco: For sure.
Lovelace: Shout out to mom. She listens to the pot. We had the damn Wonder Bread...
TWIYpod: Hmm. So you can't.
Lovelace: I take one, take another one, make it a sandwich.
Doco: Ew, you was eating spaghetti sandwiches?
Lovelace: Yeah, nigga.
Doco: Lace had six people in class.
TWIYpod: again but spaghetti Spaghetti is a sandwich.
Lovelace: I said four.
TWIYpod: Spaghetti is a sandwich.
Doco: Lace has six people in his class, bro.
TWIYpod: is a sandwich.
Doco: For sure. ah
TWIYpod: You're eating the spaghetti until it's
Doco: How many days, nigga? You still answer the question. Ew!
TWIYpod: gone, bro. until is gone
Lovelace: say it for
TWIYpod: you're eating
Doco: Yeah, I see where i see where the trauma comes from.
TWIYpod: you're you're eating the spaghetti until it's gone bro
Lovelace: It was, what, two weeks a month? Two weeks a month? Yeah.
Doco: See, nigga like me opens the freezer and I'm making another banquet dinner.
TWIYpod: you even You eat the spaghetti until it's gone. What?
Doco: Don't give a fuck.
TWIYpod: You're getting beat.
Lovelace: Niggas eating Salisbury steak from the banquet meal?
Doco: Nope.
Lovelace: Nah, don't call you a different nigga.
TWIYpod: Woo!
Lovelace: Niggas eating rubber meat.
Doco: Flame.
Lovelace: Nah.
TWIYpod: Woo!
Doco: Flame. Flame. He don't know shit, Scully.
TWIYpod: Heat! Heat!
Doco: He don't know shit, Scully.
TWIYpod: Top tier heat!
Doco: Flame. Flame.
TWIYpod: Hey, i'll I'll beat down a banquet six-pack of Salisbury steak today.
Doco: Flame. Right now.
Lovelace: That's how's very steak was trash.
Doco: Right now.
Lovelace: That's how's very steak was trash.
Doco: Right now.
Lovelace: No, nigga, the only thing you can eat from banquet, you get the chicken with the corn and the potatoes,
Doco: That's a fact, bro.
TWIYpod: Yeah.
Doco: Bro, poke a couple the holes in the top of that motherfucker. Pop, pop.
TWIYpod: it's that It's a couple things. It's a couple things I'm not going to let you slander on this here podcast. And the banquet Salisbury steak dinner.
Doco: My nigga.
TWIYpod: The six pack, the family zone that you can tear down by yourself. And then you fat.
Doco: My nigga.
TWIYpod: You fat at the table looking at yourself like, yo, I just ate six Salisbury steaks. Am I a family?
Lovelace: Oh my God.
TWIYpod: Like that that shit is heat.
Doco: No.
TWIYpod: You put a little salt on it.
Doco: Yep.
Lovelace: Nigger.
TWIYpod: You put a little pepper on it. You get you some mashed potatoes.
Doco: Now, if you get freaky and make the instant potatoes, niggas don't know, bro.
TWIYpod: o
Lovelace: Nigger.
TWIYpod: No, no. No more instant.
Doco: Niggas don't know.
TWIYpod: We off the instant potatoes. We get the Bob Evans.
Doco: mom saying when we When I was younger, bro, we about younger.
TWIYpod: we Oh, yeah. When you was young.
Doco: Younger, nigga.
TWIYpod: When you was young, the instant joints was cool.
Doco: Younger.
TWIYpod: Today, just get the Bob Evans. If you not mashed in the potatoes, you get the tray of Bob Evans.
Doco: Flame.
TWIYpod: Yes.
Doco: Flame.
TWIYpod: Certified heat.
Doco: But you you got the wrong path. We don't want the corn and all that shit. We just want the Sazbury steak, nigga.
TWIYpod: Nah, nah. He got the single-serve TV dinner. No, nigga, we're grown.
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: We need the family pack meat, please.
Doco: Sazbury steak only, nigga. Hey, Lace was the nigga that wanted the brownie in his Joni John.
TWIYpod: And his kid cuisine. Yeah, Lace had the kid cuisine.
Doco: hey Yeah.
TWIYpod: Lace was a kid cuisine guy.
Lovelace: Fuck that shit.
TWIYpod: He looked like it. Like that little apple delight, that little caramel apple delight shit with the with the cinnamon sprinkled on top.
Doco: Mm-hmm.
TWIYpod: That used to tickle his fancy.
Doco: Mm-hmm. right, so I can't eat peanut brittle no more.
Lovelace: that
TWIYpod: Yo, why you hating on Salisbury steaks? And why today? Like, why did you drink today?
Lovelace: Salberry steak is the worst cut.
Doco: Yeah, crazy.
Lovelace: And that's the worst banquet meal. But go ahead.
Doco: Salisbury steak?
Lovelace: Yes.
TWIYpod: know, you all...
Doco: Bro, what other big what meals were you eating, though? That's the question.
Lovelace: Nigga, the chicken.
Doco: Is the Popeyes only?
Lovelace: The chicken. ah chicken The corn. The mashed potatoes that you got to warm up three times because everything cooked differently. um What's the other shit?
Lovelace: When I was a kid, the nuggets.
Doco: Yo, he didn't know how to poke the holes and in the jar with the ratios, nigga.
Lovelace: It had holes poked in there.
TWIYpod: He didn't know how to stop this shit and stir it in the middle of the cycle.
Doco: And then poke holes. Yeah, yeah. This nigga was...
TWIYpod: You know what I'm saying?
Doco: egg Lace got ADHD.
TWIYpod: Hey, hey, hey, hey,
Doco: Nah, that's what made Lace get better at cooking.
TWIYpod: the the the botch tv dinners
Doco: Yeah, bro.
TWIYpod: okay okay
Doco: I mean, my man, he can follow a recipe. Come on now.
TWIYpod: all he His whole life is about following directions.
Doco: to the T to the T bro yeah I'm saying but so you did the ew but it was chicken pot pies beef pot pies Salisbury steak that's it nigga
Lovelace: Never ate the beef pie pie. Chicken pie pie is horrible.
TWIYpod: Maybe a lasagna if he was getting freaky, but Stouffer's was really the ones for the lasagna.
Doco: nah we didn't have money for Stouffer's we didn't have money for Stouffer's I just said we didn't
TWIYpod: Not being...
Lovelace: um My mom worked for Nestle, so we got the free sofas.
TWIYpod: Oh, so y'all niggas had money, money. Oh, so you don't hate Salisbury steaks. No, I'm talking about Lace. He said his mom worked for Nestle, so they got free Stouffers. But you he don't have a beef with Salisbury steak.
Doco: It's Nestle.
TWIYpod: He just got a beef for a Banquet. He just gangbanging on Banquet because mom worked for Nestle.
Doco: Okay. That makes sense.
TWIYpod: It's all making sense now. You just gangbanging because Nestle didn't make a Salisbury steak, so he just banged.
Doco: That makes sense.
Doco: They didn't make no TV dinners.
TWIYpod: he just banging on the ops. Yeah, he's just banging on the ops.
Lovelace: All
Doco: Why didn't they make TV dinners? They've missed the whole lane, bro.
TWIYpod: Too busy making candy bars.
Doco: I can't eat pizza rolls no more either.
Lovelace: right.
TWIYpod: Oh, nigga, you missing out.
Doco: Can't do it.
TWIYpod: Throw the pizza roll and in the air fryer. Change your life.
Doco: Can't do it.
TWIYpod: Change your life.
Doco: Can't do it no more. ah
Doco: Actually, half that frozen shit.
TWIYpod: Heartburn? You get heartburn?
Doco: Nah, bro. I just don't like how that shit tastes no more. I just can't.
Lovelace: Because the taste has changed. They they definitely changed I'm only basing this off of what they did to the cereal.
Doco: No, don't even think the taste has changed. I think my taste has changed, nigga. I'm not boiling a pack of ramen noodles no more.
TWIYpod: Wait, wait.
Lovelace: I
TWIYpod: You not boiling ramen noodles no more?
Doco: Never, bro. Never.
Lovelace: think I got the shits in there right now, nigga.
Doco: Never. Never. I've eaten too many packs of ramen noodles in my life. I'm never doing it again, bro.
Lovelace: That shit never leaves
TWIYpod: Nothing is more... Nothing is more exciting than standing at the stove knowing you about to put your adult mind and your adult financial budget into a pack of fucking 75 cent ramen noodles.
Doco: Bro, there's no amount of chives, boiled eggs, soy sauce, none of that shit that's going to zhuzh it up and make me like it more. Nothing. Nothing.
TWIYpod: Yeah, you heard your man.
Lovelace: What this nigga want to eat Salisbury steak.
TWIYpod: Ha ha ha ha!
Doco: Fire.
Lovelace: Get the Nigga.
Doco: Fire. Fire.
Lovelace: You know what? The damn cheap ramen noodles made my daughter want to go get real ramen. That expanded her palate because she was like yo.
Lovelace: Because she used to be like, this is good.
Doco: That's my point.
Lovelace: And I'm like, no, no, no, no. no This ain't the real shit. This just this is just some nigga shit.
Doco: That's.
Lovelace: It expands the har horizon.
Doco: That's. That's my point.
Lovelace: Southbury steak never did that for nobody.
Doco: 100% it has. 100% has. Right now.
TWIYpod: yeah It's motherfuckers.
Doco: Right now. 100%. what hundred per cent it has
Lovelace: That shit, that shit, you don't get fileting in your own nigga.
TWIYpod: It's people...
TWIYpod: It's people eating beef and gravy right now, cube steak and gravy right now, because they started at the primary blocks of Salisbury steak.
Doco: right now right now
Doco: one hundred percent
TWIYpod: That's the kindergarten of the meal. Once you graduate and you get grown, then it turned into cube steak or fucking hamburger steak, whatever your fucking grandma called it.
TWIYpod: But it's the same thing.
TWIYpod: You get the fucking big family long call your grandma.
Lovelace: I'll call grandma again. I'll call grandma again right
TWIYpod: Call your grandma again so I can talk. And put put it on the phone with me.
Doco: ask her if she likes Asbury's Steak. Since you want to call Grandma ask her so many questions.
TWIYpod: Ask her if she like hamburger gravy.
Doco: Yep. Y'all niggas ate hamburger helper?
TWIYpod: Yeah. I won't eat it today.
Lovelace: Of course, of course.
Doco: Yep.
TWIYpod: I won't eat it today.
Doco: Yep.
Lovelace: I have not done hamburger helper for the kids.
Doco: I ain't gonna hold you. I had some of that shit the other day.
TWIYpod: And it was nasty, won't it? Nah.
Doco: Nah, that mac and cheese joint was fire. The cheeseburger one, I mean.
TWIYpod: Nah.
Doco: The cheeseburger, cheeseburger. Ooh, that shit was fire. ain't gonna lie.
TWIYpod: Nah, I don't know what it is.
Doco: Not gonna lie. I felt very poor eating it.
TWIYpod: Yeah, man poor.
Doco: But, so good. I'm not gonna lie. With some ghetto garlic bread?
TWIYpod: i don't I don't know what it is with food today, but a lot of food be tasting unseasoned. Like, you gotta doctor food up yourself because shit be tasting unseasoned out the pack.
Doco: But you've always had to, though.
Doco: You've always had to, bro. You never just fucking put the... but Lace, he was relying on the flavor pack.
TWIYpod: That's not I'm saying. That's not what I'm saying.
Lovelace: Hey. Hey.
TWIYpod: I saw when you were taking this, and that's why I just stopped because I'm like, must think I'm just eating a raw pack of hamburger helper?
Lovelace: Hey, bro.
TWIYpod: No, I'm not eating a raw pack hamburger.
Doco: Bro, nah, you wasn't putting no salt and pepper in there?
TWIYpod: No, it's of course you got to do your salt and pepper thing. That's that's that's natural.
Doco: You saying they're under seasoning them now.
TWIYpod: But I'm saying, If you don't hook your shit up to a high level, this shit is going to taste very bland with just salt. Salt and pepper ain't enough.
TWIYpod: you need the uncle You need the Uncle Tony's.
Doco: No.
TWIYpod: You need the Smacky Mama. You need a whole lot of shit for your food to be good.
Doco: Just onion powder, garlic powder.
TWIYpod: And if I'm going to do all of this to the food, I might as well just cook it from scratch. If I got to do...
Lovelace: Mm-mm.
Doco: No, hell no.
TWIYpod: if i gotta do
Doco: Adding some seed?
TWIYpod: If I got to do all this adding seasoning, I might as well just cook the food from scratch, bro.
Doco: Bro, you gotta do that anyways. Nigga, when you when you... Do you get your plate?
TWIYpod: Hamburger Helper is supposed to be the shortcut. It's supposed to be the quick fix for busy single moms.
Doco: Bro, you still gotta sprinkle some... Nah.
TWIYpod: For busy single moms that are trying to feed their crumb-snatching kids, Hamburger Helper is supposed to be the easy draw.
Doco: Nope.
Doco: Nope.
TWIYpod: It's supposed to be a get up and go ass meal. But it's not because you got to do so much to it.
Doco: I think, like, suddenly salad.
Lovelace: it ten minutes It's 10 minutes, bro. It's 10 minutes. Come
TWIYpod: It's a regular ass meal.
Doco: Suddenly salad is for busy moms.
TWIYpod: Who?
Doco: No, it's not 10 minutes if you be able to, because you got to cook the hamburger hamburger meat.
TWIYpod: Wait. Wait. Wait. What's for regular moms?
Doco: Suddenly salad is for the moms you're talking about.
TWIYpod: You talking about the bag salad?
Doco: Yeah, bro.
Lovelace: on.
TWIYpod: Man, fuck out of here.
Doco: Suddenly salad.
TWIYpod: the fuck out of here.
Doco: You know I'm saying?
TWIYpod: Hey, hey.
Doco: I'm saying, eh?
TWIYpod: If you listening to the pod and you fed your kids suddenly salads and that was it, there wasn't no protein with it, I'm calling the people on you.
Doco: You've definitely been to a...
Lovelace: Oh, no, you definitely throw to throw the little so ah chicken spices in there or the shrimp or the crab, all of that.
Doco: Bro, he don't know what he's talking about.
TWIYpod: to cut Cut the chicken breast?
Doco: He don't know what he's talking about, bro.
TWIYpod: Cut the chicken breast? Okay, okay.
Doco: don't know what talking about, bro. You've definitely been to a potluck at work that was suddenly salad on your table.
Lovelace: Hey, when I take lunch, like, yo, let me just grab one of these bags real quick.
TWIYpod: Nope. Not me.
Lovelace: Boom. And then get the meat with me.
Doco: It's easy. Yup.
Lovelace: of Yeah, really good.
Doco: You do like taking the meat with you. a
TWIYpod: Hey, yo, what the fuck is going on?
Lovelace: Oh, my God. Hey.
TWIYpod: on Am I in the twilight zone?
Doco: No, man, that's funny, man.
Lovelace: yeah
TWIYpod: Lemonade.
Doco: I don't know.
TWIYpod: Lemonade. I got a beef with lemonade, by the way.
Doco: What? Bro, you got beef with the most normal shit.
Lovelace: What lemonade? Simply? Tropicana?
TWIYpod: Just lemonade as a whole. All all brands.
Lovelace: Chick-fil-A? Hey, we have to fight, bro. Get your good...
Doco: Yeah, like, what is this nigga talking about, bro?
Lovelace: Hey, get your sturdy shoe on, bro. Get your sturdy shoe on.
Doco: The one with the postrepedics in the bottle.
Lovelace: Get your Wayne head food on, bruh.
TWIYpod: Listen, let me lemonade and pink lemonade used to be my favorite Bev.
Lovelace: Like, come on, dawg. We ain't finna...
TWIYpod: And now that I'm old and I get heartburn, I can't just drink lemonade like I used to.
Lovelace: Hey, look. Check this out. Go to Chick-fil-A. Get you either a dragon fruit lemonade or get you the hibiscus lemonade, bruh.
TWIYpod: I'm not.
Doco: Ew.
Lovelace: Change your life.
TWIYpod: No, I'm not getting that Jesus lemonade.
Doco: Nah, just go to Wendy's, nigga, and get the Dave's lemonade and call it day.
TWIYpod: I'm still going to get heartburn at the end of the night.
Lovelace: It's not fresh lemonade.
TWIYpod: i don't It's not worth it.
Doco: That shit's fire.
TWIYpod: It's not worth it.
Doco: Who's getting heartburn off lemonade, nigga? You are washed.
TWIYpod: I'm getting heartburn off lemonade.
Lovelace: Don't talk.
Doco: Heartburn,
Lovelace: Don't make heart jokes. Don't make heart jokes.
TWIYpod: And hot dogs, too.
Lovelace: Don't make heart
TWIYpod: And hot dogs, too.
Doco: nigga, not heart jokes. Nigga, that's a different, ain't it?
TWIYpod: i'm getting um i'm getting hot burn off
Lovelace: jokes. He just got back sturdy. I can understand. i can understand. He just got back sturdy.
TWIYpod: I'm getting heartburn off the glizzies, off the lemonade, and off the red sauces. So I can't have lasagna no more. It's crazy.
Lovelace: You eating the glizzies like favorite podcaster? Oh, shit.
Doco: He definitely put horseradish on his glizzy. For sure.
TWIYpod: Nah, no horseradish. Just armor, chili, no beans.
Doco: What was the first thing you said?
TWIYpod: Armor, chili, no beans. No horseradish. Just armor, chili. Armor brand chili. No beans.
Doco: Why is it a specified brand?
TWIYpod: Because that's the best chili brand out there.
Doco: Oh, that's your local shit?
TWIYpod: No, it's that's everywhere. That's worldwide.
Doco: No, it's not.
TWIYpod: Armor?
Doco: No, it's not. Never heard of it.
TWIYpod: Because you don't do the grocery shopping in your house, Doko.
Doco: Never heard of it. No, we have a thing called Coney Island where I exist.
TWIYpod: That bullshit-ass chili. Get that. All right.
Doco: Flame.
TWIYpod: All right.
Doco: Flame.
TWIYpod: All right.
Doco: Flame. But I was with you. I was with you a little bit ago.
Lovelace: Did you ever go to um Skyline or any of that when you was in Ohio?
Doco: was
TWIYpod: Hey. Hey, I'm going to have a... Hold on a second. No, fuck Ohio. Um...
Doco: thinking go to Sonics and says put everything on it.
TWIYpod: Gold Star. Gold Star is fire. a Skyline is mid. um Hey, listen. For all my podcast listeners, I want y'all to tell me what's y'all best canned chili.
Doco: Canned?
TWIYpod: Yeah, that bullshit you was just talking about comes in a can.
Doco: No, it doesn't.
TWIYpod: What
Doco: Plastic tin. Plastic pint, whatever. what saying?
TWIYpod: if... You getting a milk jug?
Doco: No can, nothing.
TWIYpod: You getting milk jug chili, dude? You getting milk jug chili?
Doco: Never. Plastic Tupperware-esque container.
Lovelace: Let me ask you this real quick.
Doco: Sealed.
TWIYpod: I need to know y'all best y'all best canned chili for the cookout for the glizzies.
Doco: Sneaky eats cranberry sauce.
TWIYpod: Yes, eat cranberry sauce out the can because I'm a distinguished young man.
Doco: Ew, bro.
Lovelace: Hey, I'm just saying that camera is fine.
TWIYpod: Medium young.
Doco: You eat coleslaw, too?
TWIYpod: Absolutely not. I wouldn't put that poison in my body.
Doco: Alright. You eat cottage cheese?
TWIYpod: No, my body's a temple. It's white. Why you keep asking eating white stuff?
Doco: Nigga, you eat asshole. What do you talking about? Your body's a temple.
Lovelace: First of all
TWIYpod: It's a butthole, White.
Doco: Depends.
TWIYpod: Wait, I'm asking the wrong guy. but
Doco: Depends. Depends.
Lovelace: hey yeah Hey yo Hey yo But even the hole itself ain't white So you bra go right right
Doco: Depends. Alright, too much exploration here. Are the Spurs sweeping the Knicks?
Lovelace: second
Doco: mean, are the Knicks sweeping the Spurs?
Doco: And where did Lace's Wimby Phantom go?
Lovelace: My Wemmy fandom didn't disappear. I just say he fucked up.
Doco: Because it it vanished.
Lovelace: I said he fucked up and I said he about to get that LeBron treatment this summer.
TWIYpod: Lace was in the group chat speaking French to niggas. You hear me?
Doco: Bro.
TWIYpod: Poulez-vous, Francois, bonbons and all that good stuff.
Doco: Like. Asking niggas if they ever had baguettes and shit. But no nigga. Like. No.
TWIYpod: He was calling us baguettes in the group chat. He was...
Doco: That's the world. He was.
TWIYpod: yeah
Doco: He was.
Lovelace: I was talking cash shit. I was talking so much cash shit.
TWIYpod: e
Doco: Crazy bro. I've never seen nothing like it. He said Dylan Harper was probably the best. What did you say? Better than Dwayne Wade.
Lovelace: No, relax. I said, no, no, don't do that.
Doco: You say he's going to be better than Dwayne Wade.
Lovelace: You know D-Wade.
Doco: Didn't he say that, Scully?
Lovelace: Don't do that. Don't do that.
TWIYpod: He said it.
Doco: yeah Yeah, I thought he said that.
TWIYpod: I heard him. He said the voice note.
Doco: So, ah Vanish.
Lovelace: But anyway.
Doco: I kept it.
Lovelace: But anyway. No. Dylan Harper, though, is they point guard. The other guy gotta go. He getting shipped off in a few weeks.
Doco: Who's the other guy you speak of?
TWIYpod: Who?
Lovelace: Fox?
Doco: Oh, he's going to be Atlanta Hawks.
TWIYpod: No, he he's he's too expensive.
Lovelace: Nah, he not going to
TWIYpod: He's too expensive for what he showed. He's stuck. Now he's stuck.
Lovelace: Uh-uh.
Doco: He's going to be in Atlanta. Bro, you said the same thing about AJ Brown, dude. He's not stuck.
TWIYpod: De'Aaron Fox's stock.
Lovelace: No.
Doco: not No.
Lovelace: De'Aaron is going to be in Milwaukee this this winter.
TWIYpod: For the skill...
Lovelace: He will be in Milwaukee.
Doco: Him and Giannis?
Lovelace: No.
TWIYpod: No, they're trading for Giannis.
Doco: Bro, they're not trading De'Aaron Fox for Giannis no matter what fucking package you put together.
Lovelace: Hey, you know what's about to happen.
Doco: That's never happening.
Lovelace: Because you know where he's not going? The boss at Celtics.
Doco: where Well, i mean, they don't need him.
Lovelace: That's not happening. That's not happening. Because they got to get.
Doco: He's going to Atlanta. Him and Jalen Brown. Watch.
TWIYpod: Three-team trade with Milwaukee and Brooklyn might take De'Aaron Fox to Brooklyn.
Lovelace: No.
TWIYpod: But teams are looking at De'Aaron Fox. Injury, another injury. So now he looks like he's injury prone. He's also lost a step.
TWIYpod: He's not as fast as he used to be. And I told y'all when these fast athletic point guards or these fast athletic athletes get hurt with a lower leg, with a lower body injury, they lose a step and they can't fucking go back to themselves.
Lovelace: He slowed down after he cut his hair. I'm just going to let y'all know truth. Once he cut his hair, that shit changed.
Doco: I hate Lace. I hate Lace so fucking much, bro.
Lovelace: It's the power. The power was there.
Doco: hu Oh, my God. Is that why you won't cut yours?
TWIYpod: He's slow now.
Lovelace: Oh, this shit, too. I look like Scully.
TWIYpod: He's slow now. You hear me?
Doco: that's crazy.
TWIYpod: He's slow now.
Doco: I don't think he's going to be, a he's either going to stay or he's going to Atlanta.
TWIYpod: He gets paid too much. Nobody's trading for him because it's not attractive.
Lovelace: is sweat This series is over with next Wednesday. he will be a Milwaukee Buck come July 8th.
Doco: You want to bet on it?
Lovelace: You say what?
Doco: You want to bet on it?
Lovelace: I will put it with the Washington Wizards bet that we have.
Doco: No, you can just pay my dues for fantasy football this year.
TWIYpod: In the money laundering link, by the way.
Doco: I got a plan for that shit this year. i ain't playing.
TWIYpod: You going launder some money too?
Doco: No, this is my last year playing. I'm going out crazy. ain't gonna lie.
Lovelace: You're
TWIYpod: Let him know now so he don't think you just tell him 10 minutes before the draft starts.
Doco: No, this is my last year. This is my last year doing any fantasy football, all that shit. I just want to watch football.
TWIYpod: I was going to do that, but I got to win the belt back before I quit. And I made a pod out of it. So, like, I have to, like...
Doco: I'm definitely coming for that belt.
Lovelace: you not to win that belt back. Did you send the belt out yet?
Doco: I got cheated.
TWIYpod: Did I send it out? The the same guy who won it last year won it this year.
Lovelace: Oh, didn't know he sent it back. He just kept it the whole time. Okay, that's cool.
TWIYpod: He just kept it the whole time.
Doco: I got cheated out of the belt, bro.
TWIYpod: He just wasn't the better man, bro.
Lovelace: Damn, no pause.
TWIYpod: He just wasn't the better man. And if I beat...
Doco: I went... Bro.
TWIYpod: Yeah, I know it. I know it.
Doco: went undefeated damn near all year.
TWIYpod: And then you choked in when you choke when it matters.
Doco: well, first of all, I didn't do anything. Them niggas was playing. I wasn't playing.
TWIYpod: It was like a prom date. You just choke when it matters.
Doco: Alright, bro. That's fucking crazy.
TWIYpod: I can't say that.
Doco: That's really fucking crazy.
TWIYpod: We're adults.
Lovelace: That's it, man.
Doco: Yeah, like, what are we doing here?
Lovelace: Hey.
Doco: That's so fucking crazy.
Lovelace: Nah.
Doco: What did what is this 82-0 thing, ah ah ah Lace?
Lovelace: You ain't... Oh, yeah, bruh. Bruh. The most addicted... No, not the most, but one of the most addicted shits on the internet. All right, I got y'all. So, you go on 82 and... This is not a plug, but we would take an endorsement, okay?
Lovelace: It's 82and0.com, right? So you got classic, you got ball nowhere.
Doco: Oh, you try to build a team?
Lovelace: You get five picks. Point guard, shooting guard, small four, power four, s center.
Doco: Well, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. let's do it
Lovelace: Hoops IQ. right So I click on here and I hit. Here it spins. It gives me a team and an error. So it's Golden State Warriors 90. Now I can pick a player from that error for one position.
Lovelace: Or I can change the error to try to get a more recent one or a better error.
Doco: But do we have to... So did it does it populate the position?
Lovelace: So you have guard for center. You can sort it that way. You can go through all or you can search for a specific player.
Doco: Who was their guards in the 90s, schoolie?
TWIYpod: Tim Hardaway, UTEP Two Step, famous.
Lovelace: Yes.
TWIYpod: And this guy named Marcus, um something foreign. him But he was the first nigga to bring the, to to make the Eurostep hype.
TWIYpod: So he was like, he was like Manu Ginobili of the 90s.
Doco: Hmm.
Doco: Hmm. How about the Senators?
TWIYpod: Centers won't bow shit.
Lovelace: Eric Dampier, Chris.
Doco: Okay, so...
Lovelace: Well, you could go Chris Weber. He was there for, what a day, two days?
TWIYpod: Chris Webber. Well, Chris Webber was there until they – well, no, they got Chris Webber because they traded Penny for Chris Webber.
Doco: Is that young, Chris so we want to go with Tim Hardaway?
TWIYpod: So they had Chris Webber as a power forward.
Lovelace: Yeah, he was, oh, I'm sorry. He was there for a couple seasons. My bad. he was there for a couple of
Doco: All right.
TWIYpod: Yeah. being
Lovelace: So I'm going with Tim Hardaway. This is Scully telling me go with Tim Hardaway. Alright, so um he can only go in the point guard position.
TWIYpod: We not winning 82 games.
Lovelace: Alright.
TWIYpod: um i want you to know that right now
Lovelace: So next spot.
Doco: No, it's not happening.
Lovelace: Closest I got is 78-4. This shit is...
Doco: How many times you do this shit?
TWIYpod: Sacramento?
Lovelace: Um... This Sacramento in the 70s. So I'm going to say fuck out here. I'm going to a different team from the 70s.
Lovelace: Chicago in the 70s, right?
TWIYpod: Cocaine Circus.
Lovelace: So I'm going, I'm going, shit, nah, I'm going Artist Gilmore.
TWIYpod: It's nobody, bro.
Lovelace: I'm going Artist Gilmore in the 70s.
Doco: We are ass.
TWIYpod: Y'all not even winning. Y'all not even winning 60.
Doco: Yeah, we are ass. 35 and 40 or some shit.
Lovelace: Next is Miami in the 20s. So you can go Bam. You can go Jimmy Butler. You can go Tyler Hero.
Lovelace: But I'm going to say you go Jimmy Butler because you can put Jimmy Butler at the shooting guard small forward or power forward.
Doco: I go Jimmy Butler.
Doco: Mm-hmm.
TWIYpod: I'd go bam. I'd go bam.
Lovelace: Then I got Denver in the You can go Alex English.
Doco: Who got the biker boys outside of the house?
Lovelace: CJ!
Doco: Niggas are rough riders.
TWIYpod: They pulling the wheels out. They pulling the wheels out this weekend, man.
Lovelace: Oh my God.
Doco: Nah, they be doing that shit, bro. Somebody got splattered already. I said ain't even summer yet.
Lovelace: All right, and then the last pick, Orlando in the 2000s.
Doco: Cobb hit them.
TWIYpod: i
Lovelace: I mean, there's only one player you can pick.
Doco: That's Dwight Howard.
Lovelace: Yeah.
Lovelace: But I don't have him available because my center position is already filled.
TWIYpod: T-Mac.
TWIYpod: So get T-Mac.
Doco: Okay, so you got to go team back, yeah.
Lovelace: So now we got to move. Hold on. We got to move Jimmy Butler to the power forward.
TWIYpod: ah I would have went T-Mac before Dwight Howard.
Lovelace: And then we're going to put Tracy McGrady.
TWIYpod: Y'all fucking.
Doco: Nah, you're bugging. Dwight Howard was...
TWIYpod: if
Doco: Nah.
TWIYpod: If Dwight Howard had post moves, he would be like the perfect fucking NBA, 68-14.
Lovelace: So they went 16-14.
Doco: That's not bad!
Lovelace: That's Tim Hardaway, Tracy McGrady, Alex English, Jimmy Butler, Artis Gilmore.
Doco: That's not bad. I'm
Lovelace: Unless you pick there, they got a like a classic mode that gives you everybody's stats. But that's not fun. Because then you just pick the person up.
Doco: about to try that shit.
TWIYpod: Yo, send me that app.
Lovelace: So this is when you do classic.
TWIYpod: I need parts.
Doco: Yeah, I'm about to try that shit when we get off air.
Lovelace: You do classic, it gives you this. It gives you all the stats and stuff. Whereas the other one keeps your list names.
TWIYpod: that That and 007 the rest of my evening right there.
Doco: Scully gonna do that shit in classic mode.
Doco: you but You bought that?
TWIYpod: That and 007. Yeah, I did.
Doco: Is it cool?
TWIYpod: did. um I just passed the first level. um It's slow, but it's some
Doco: I mean, that's good. You learn games slow.
TWIYpod: It's some spy shit, so it's supposed to be slow. you know, i'm I'm a run up on you with the shotgun type of guy, so this is going to teach me some patience. I'm disappointed in myself, though.
Doco: Lace, you should have saw how this nigga was playing Ark Raider, bro.
Lovelace: Y'all niggas never invited me to Arc Raiders.
TWIYpod: i was
Lovelace: This shit had been on my system for like one month.
TWIYpod: I was a king.
Doco: We only played once.
TWIYpod: I was a king. We played more than once.
Doco: well And I haven't played that shit in so long.
TWIYpod: Shut up.
Doco: If you see my PlayStation on, it's not me. It's my girl.
Lovelace: her
TWIYpod: After he pressured us to buy the Ark Raiders game, by the way, folks.
Doco: I just ain't, nigga, I ain't played the game at all. I've been busy.
TWIYpod: after After he pressured us.
Lovelace: Crimson Desert, Arc Raiders, fucking that undisputed boxing.
Doco: That Crimson Desert, man.
Lovelace: It's a whole bunch of games that I got. WWE 26. It's a whole bunch games still
Doco: I want that 007. And GTA, when GTA comes out, that shit's gonna be crazy.
Lovelace: Oh, that GTA is already, I've already, automatic.
TWIYpod: You know, I've put 92 hours gameplay to WWE, and I've put 87 gameplay hours to and i've only put in eighty seven gameplay hours to two k
Lovelace: I know.
Lovelace: I just started playing 2K about six weeks ago.
Doco: Alright Alright Alright guys Alright guys What the fuck?
TWIYpod: ah my My life is upside down right now.
Doco: Ayo what the fuck?
TWIYpod: my life My life is upside down.
Doco: Alright guys This nigga said i've been playing
TWIYpod: I need help. I need help.
TWIYpod: and Wrestling. I've been GMO'd. Listen, and that's all I'm buying games for. Sports games. That's all I'm buying sports games for now.
Lovelace: Are you getting the bundle this year?
TWIYpod: GMOs. Which bundle?
Lovelace: The football bundle, nigga. Are you going to be on CFD this year? Because
TWIYpod: I might, man.
Lovelace: I'm going to an online um dynasty league. So I'm trying to just know how many people to send.
Doco: Why are you being playing simulation games where you're telling people what to do?
Doco: um
TWIYpod: Yep. I see where you're going with this.
Doco: so I want that feeling back, nigga.
Lovelace: Oh my God.
TWIYpod: I've always liked bossing people around.
Lovelace: The
Doco: I'm just, you know...
TWIYpod: Now the GM modes are really the, for football at least, the GM modes are really the premier purpose of the game. Wrestling just so happens that
Lovelace: fact you don't embrace that to control the Eagles is crazy.
Doco: Why would I need to?
TWIYpod: they do a good job by themselves. They don't need me.
Doco: Bro. What are we talking about?
TWIYpod: That's what Doka wants to do because he's
Lovelace: I think the curse got lifted about eight years ago.
Doco: When was the last time your team's been to the Super Bowl?
TWIYpod: me?
Doco: Yeah, you.
TWIYpod: More recent than anybody else on this podcast, that's not you.
Doco: Okay. that Good wording there. that Fantastic. but Fantastic wording. Lays, was the last time your team's been to the Super Bowl? Because mine's been twice since yours been choked.
TWIYpod: He has many teams.
Lovelace: don't have team. I don't have team. I don't have a team.
TWIYpod: He has many teams. He has many teams.
Doco: My team beat the guy that beat your team.
Lovelace: don't have a team.
TWIYpod: You beat Tommy? You beat Tommy?
Doco: The greatest. My team beat the greatest.
TWIYpod: a Nah, Drew's the greatest, but it's okay.
Lovelace: They did beat Tom and Pat.
Doco: Alright, so this has been use.
Lovelace: We did beat Tom and Pat, so.
TWIYpod: It's Ben.
Doco: This nigga said Drew Brees is the greatest.
TWIYpod: It's...
Lovelace: no
TWIYpod: Is he not...
Lovelace: No.
Doco: Maybe in your home.
Lovelace: E40, drop it. No.
Doco: And it makes no sense. How are you from... What? Your girl should be Michael Vick.
TWIYpod: and got a picture I got a picture of Drew Brees in this house like like like your grandma had a picture of Jesus in JFK. I got a picture of Drew Brees in here.
TWIYpod: a Light up, Joey, too.
Doco: My grandma had a picture of Obama, nigga, only. Hey, I'm gonna tell you one thing, though. Inflation...
TWIYpod: That's what happens when y'all get 35-year-old grandmas to use.
Doco: My grandma
