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Lovelace: Nah, this is AFC, bro.
TWIYpod: The shit that y 'all get passionate about is wild.
Lovelace: This shit, bro. like
Doco: Press the buttons go
Lovelace: Because you remember I was talking to y 'all niggas about the electric deal and all that, bro.
Doco: Press the button, Scully.
TWIYpod: It's already pressed.
Doco: No, no the other button nigga
TWIYpod: I'm ready.
Lovelace: it's up because it is AI shit. And I don't like it.
Doco: listening.
Lovelace: yeah And I don't like it.
TWIYpod: What do you mean?
Lovelace: Hey. don't look at your electric bill look at the miscellaneous fees and all that you pat We got to power this AI shit.
Doco: Yeah, but you use AI.
Lovelace: No barely I don't use it. Nah, that's the nigga. I'm not over here millions of... coming.
Doco: i mean That's useless a use of AI. I agree. I agree.
TWIYpod: Am I big? Okay, they might be in this bag.
Lovelace: might have used autopilot twice at work, nigga.
Doco: I mean you do contribute to the water crisis for sure. using AI for weekly covers is crazy.
TWIYpod: Listen, 90 % of my job.
Lovelace: Nigga, multiple Good.
TWIYpod: 90 % of my job is Copilot. I'm running Copilot on everything. Copilot know my swag so much, I just don't even respond. I get the email, Copilot, read this whole out loud in my headphone.
Doco: co -pilot
TWIYpod: It's... Chad GBT for corporate.
Doco: Ah, see.
TWIYpod: This corporate GPT. Love it. copilot take this take this data and make a fucking table like you made the other table insert name insert faves one and then it'll do it just to my liking Co -pilot is like...
TWIYpod: Top tier. And yes.
Doco: So we did watch iRobot.
TWIYpod: I watched it all. I watched Terminator 2.
Doco: Terminator.
TWIYpod: Love Terminator 2.
Lovelace: My wife is actually seeing Terminator 2.
Doco: Um, Day after tomorrow. Like we've never...
TWIYpod: What's that? What's that got to do with AI?
Lovelace: We're okay. ah
TWIYpod: The day after tomorrow was a failure of the weather machine that the government made.
Lovelace: e
Doco: what
Doco: Is that not AI?
TWIYpod: Nah.
Doco: So you think somebody's up there.
TWIYpod: The machine just, know no, no.
Doco: controlling the machine, or is that a fucking...
TWIYpod: Nah, that's a whole nother movie.
Doco: Come on.
Doco: Come on.
TWIYpod: That's it.
Lovelace: Yeah, nigga, you can think about the Matrix. Right.
TWIYpod: No, no, no. It was a movie. with um the The White Bull from 300. It's a movie with him in it. He was a...
Doco: Gerard Butler.
TWIYpod: He was a scientist. There was a machine that deadass controlled the weather. so it was always sunny it was always like the approach no tornado shit like that and
Doco: this one this is going to be one of them parts
TWIYpod: It was in a satellite in space and the shit went haywire. And then. they started having weather like the day after tomorrow. I think the day after tomorrow was just some global warming.
TWIYpod: That was because in the 70s and the 80s, they was going crazy with that with the hairspray cans. i
Doco: No, she niggas with the roundup.
TWIYpod: Yeah. yeah aunt Yeah, your auntie was reckless with the hairspray with the big hair. And now we got a global warning. they was telling They was telling folks in the 80s, yo, you got to recycle. recycle.
TWIYpod: And it was like just drinking beer while they was driving because you could do that back in the 80s. It was peace.
Doco: No seatbelt.
TWIYpod: No seatbelt, just vibes.
Doco: No car seat.
TWIYpod: Nah, nah, but you had you you had mom. You had mom.
Lovelace: Yeah, the boom.
TWIYpod: Mom throw that arm on you? Mom?
TWIYpod: Yup.
Lovelace: Like, lady, you ain't protecting shit over here.
TWIYpod: Yo, my mom do that shit today, gang. And I'm like, yo, slow ass driving, we're safe. You don't have to throw that arm on me. We're safe. You drive 20 under the limit.
TWIYpod: But yeah, we were just catching vibes back then.
Lovelace: exactly
TWIYpod: They didn't care about Global Warner.
Doco: So do you believe in the weather machine?
TWIYpod: Nah. No. Because they would take care of California if they had a weather machine.
Doco: Blaze, do you believe in the weather machine?
Lovelace: Bruh, after this summer, fuck yes. After this summer, fuck yes.
Doco: Mmm.
TWIYpod: What happened this summer?
Doco: Tell me more.
Lovelace: Doko said, Doko thought it had never been 100 degrees in his state.
Doco: I never felt it that hot.
Lovelace: got
Doco: I ain't gonna lie. I ain't gonna motherfucking lie. I go lie.
Lovelace: Aye.
Doco: I ain't gonna lie, I didn't think it was a weather machine, I just, I contributed to global warming, you know?
Lovelace: hey ah ah I'm just going on the...
TWIYpod: um
Doco: But...
Lovelace: limit fan I'm just going on a limb and saying that the El Nino shit. It's cold, bro. We fucking with the weather machine. Because why is the El Nino?
Doco: both
Lovelace: Why is the El Nino fucking with summer and winter?
TWIYpod: Are you serious?
Doco: no please let's go
TWIYpod: You see the shit that DoCo thinks is a conspiracy theory. My man said it's never been. 100 degrees in my state. Are you fucking kidding me?
Doco: I didn't say - was a conspiracy, though I said it was global warming. This nigga texted the group and said... Weather machine.
Lovelace: Take care.
Doco: Big Smoke did his birthday at a weather machine.
TWIYpod: If it...
Doco: Come on.
TWIYpod: if it starts snowing in atlanta again you're gonna get me on the weather machine theories i'm gonna be with you
Lovelace: oh That's what I'm saying. it's El Nino.
TWIYpod: This winner...
Doco: Why?
Lovelace: We're supposed to get a lot of snow this winter.
TWIYpod: Because Atlanta and Texas.
Doco: What?
TWIYpod: It be the strangest places that'll get snowed, that'll get crazy hail.
Doco: Yeah. Yeah.
TWIYpod: So... And the whole city got to shut down. I think that's a plan.
Doco: Is that not how it's supposed to go?
TWIYpod: That's the plan. Just like COVID, that's the plan.
Doco: No, fuck no.
TWIYpod: We want y 'all to stay in the crib. We want y 'all to stay in the crib. We also want the insurance monies to get a little bit of extra bread from the people that can't afford to stay in the crib. So...
TWIYpod: Ice storm. Six o 'clock.
Doco: Fuck no.
TWIYpod: what happens
Doco: Bleh!
TWIYpod: course
Doco: I mean, if we are you know expecting one random winter every year, maybe we could buy a fucking...
Lovelace: Big.
Doco: Snowplow.
Lovelace: But niggas ain't...
TWIYpod: Why would you do that?
Lovelace: Shit just happened.
TWIYpod: Adieu.
Doco: Assault trip? You know?
TWIYpod: Why would you buy a Seltron?
Doco: Maybe.
Lovelace: No, no, no. We got salt trucks now. We got salt trucks.
TWIYpod: Now.
Doco: Niggas don't have plows?
TWIYpod: Now they got Salt Trump.
Lovelace: What? But the problem is, is the way they built the city. If look like yesterday, bro. Shit was shut down because all that rain
Lovelace: The Highway. explod I'm saying the highway was I missed that shit about one turn.
Doco: It flooded up here too.
Lovelace: Yeah.
Doco: But you got a big -ass You'll be all right, baby.
TWIYpod: Yeah.
TWIYpod: Yeah, you got...
Lovelace: No, I was gonna - other card yesterday.
TWIYpod: Hey, you got a thing.
Lovelace: I went into big body yesterday.
Doco: I think you'd be alright in that big -ass truck.
TWIYpod: oh He was in the other other car. He wasn't in the Sprinter. He was in the other other car. Yo, at least having a sprinter like Natalie Nunn and the baddies is still wild to me.
Doco: What?
TWIYpod: I know it's a necessity, so I don't want to say why. My question is, how come you not struggling like everybody else with large families?
Doco: Because he's in Atlanta.
TWIYpod: Like I... I come from a large family. My dad never had a car that had more than two seats. Okay, he drove a two -seater sports vehicle.
TWIYpod: When it's time. Did not and didn't. And didn't. When it was time to go to the store.
Doco: Sorry.
Lovelace: I love you too.
TWIYpod: We at the front door shooting paper rock sisters. We went to war. Like, yo, who's...
Doco: If dad was driving a Beemer.
TWIYpod: Who's going to the score?
Doco: No way. No way he could have traded that in for a Buick LeSabre.
TWIYpod: too
Doco: any day.
TWIYpod: He could have got a coupe. He could have got a four -door sedan very easily.
Doco: Any day.
TWIYpod: True. Two Door Coupe. Tudor Coop in it.
Doco: what other things growing up did you realize like that happened in life that This is... Great. that you realize your parents really didn't give a fuck about you like you weren't the priority
Lovelace: that you won the prize.
Doco: No, well yeah, you weren't the birthday You are not the birthday. What did you really like? at what What other things?
Lovelace: I just, well, Scully got the opposite. Scully the baby, so. He got away. he gotta do pretty much everything bro But that's the problem.
Doco: yeah but there's still some things that like
TWIYpod: That's nuts. That's not true either. I don't want y 'all to run away with that.
Doco: No, that is true
TWIYpod: I don't want y 'all to run away with that.
Doco: That is true. No, no, no, no, no, that is true.
TWIYpod: No, it's not.
Doco: that's That's very true.
Lovelace: Oh.
Doco: Yeah, you was the baby and you did get away with a lot of shit. Let's not. Let's not, like... Try to wash away the truth.
TWIYpod: and You gonna make me interrupt this lady's bingo. because she made me like they all made me do their chores
Doco: So? And you also walked out in the street and got favor in the street that you didn't earn.
TWIYpod: You don't...
Doco: because you used the baby.
TWIYpod: You don't understand how difficult it is to do
Doco: Yeah, Lace, we on him.
TWIYpod: Five plus people's chores.
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: in less than two hours and you still got to do your own.
Doco: That's not that big of a deal.
TWIYpod: And if the chores ain't done the right way, I got. vacuuming trauma today.
Doco: That's not that big of a deal.
TWIYpod: You ask me to vacuum the floor today, I might bawl into tears.
Doco: Nigga, y 'all lived in a flat.
TWIYpod: No, absolutely not.
Lovelace: I can't believe it.
Doco: Y 'all lived in a flat.
TWIYpod: Absolutely not.
Doco: Y 'all lived in a flat
TWIYpod: Absolutely not. it wasn't It wasn't always good being the youngest.
Doco: Come on, bro.
TWIYpod: You can't you can't do what you want to do. You can't snitch on nobody. everybody holds it against you that yo you can just Yo, know mommy mommy's not going to yell at you. You the baby. And then she come home, first thing she do, bark at me because I'm there and they not.
TWIYpod: By the time they show up, she all barked out.
Doco: cat
Doco: cat
TWIYpod: She all barked out. She'd have had her wine.
Doco: Cap.
TWIYpod: She'd have smoked a cigarette, ate some dinner.
Doco: cat
TWIYpod: she She not yellow no more.
Doco: All right, let's talk about the positives of being a baby.
Lovelace: Neither did you.
Doco: of being the baby
Lovelace: He didn't use the baby. I would use it. Great. Wait.
Doco: He's lying, first of all. He's lying! And secondly, let's talk about the positives of being a baby. The baby child. Right?
TWIYpod: I get to see how everybody got in trouble and I got to adapt.
Doco: Your parents don't have the same amount of energy with the other 17 that they had. So you get away with a little more. That's number one.
TWIYpod: No.
Doco: Number two.
TWIYpod: No, that's not true either.
Doco: You were probably put on to the fly shit earlier because you got Older siblings that are putting you onto the fly shit. Right? Lace, you fucking with me, right?
Doco: You following me?
TWIYpod: Um.
Doco: No? Yes?
TWIYpod: um ah A little bit there.
Doco: No? all right
Lovelace: with them.
TWIYpod: a little bit there
Doco: Three, you owe a favor. Out in the streets. Good or bad. based off what your older siblings have done. And you get to walk into certain rooms.
Doco: you know. Dude, stop. Stop, stop it, stop it, stop it, bro. Stop it. Stop it, bro.
TWIYpod: I'm letting you finish, go ahead and finish
Doco: Stop it bro. Big, big, well, definitely.
TWIYpod: Go ahead and finish.
Doco: ah You know, ushered you to and into a couple of rooms, bro. for sure.
TWIYpod: No. And I'm out.
Doco: For sure.
TWIYpod: I'll get him on the pod one week. Whenever we moved somewhere, I usually acted like we wasn't related. And like we didn't look alike. I would just tell niggas, I don't have a brother. I'm not related to do. And then we will be in the same place at the same time. And they'd be like, y 'all niggas looking like y 'all gotta be brothers.
TWIYpod: It was the dumbest plan I ever had in my life, but... No, because being related to him did not get me any favor. If they thought he was corny or if they didn't like something about him.
TWIYpod: Then boom And I always had a different offshoot of friends. He likes the friends that's five, six years older than him. I'm good with friends in my age bracket.
TWIYpod: We had different friends. Totally different experiences. Sorry. Sorry doesn't fit your narrative.
Doco: I don't believe that I don't believe it. I just don't believe it. I don't believe it.
TWIYpod: Nah, me?
Doco: I don't believe it. I don't believe it
TWIYpod: Me and Dude didn't get along until... Shoot. I was probably a senior in high school before me and dude got along. We shared a...
Doco: Yeah, but there's still... That I can call my older brother.
Lovelace: Hey. Be happy. stay there
TWIYpod: I can call him...
Doco: No.
TWIYpod: I can call him for...
Doco: Action, nigga, that's it.
TWIYpod: I didn't.
Doco: latertime I ain't talking about to get on the bitches or nothing.
TWIYpod: I didn't, and he got...
Doco: I'm talking about...
TWIYpod: i I didn't call him for action and he got in trouble. I got jumped. I tried to go out the house with a knife. I got stopped at the back door while you go on outside with a knife.
Doco: Can we release that?
TWIYpod: Why you want outside with a knife?
Doco: I beg your pardon? What?
TWIYpod: Why are you going outside with a knife?
Doco: Oh yeah, I'm redoing the soundboard. No sounds this week.
Lovelace: ah feel I feel like. i feel like this is a recurring theme throughout your life and i want better for my hopes man It be fine.
TWIYpod: No, my... my my
Doco: yeah How many times have you been jabbed in your life?
Lovelace: God
TWIYpod: I lied. A lot. But you had to jump me though. You had to jump me because I talk a lot of shit I was reckless.
Doco: nis with motion.
TWIYpod: I didn't
Doco: Don't get jumped a lot.
TWIYpod: I...
Doco: They just don't, bro.
TWIYpod: Nigga, I was 10. I was 10.
Doco: Just...
TWIYpod: I didn't have motion at 10, G.
Doco: They just don't, brother. They just don't.
TWIYpod: I didn't have motion in the end.
Doco: I just don't! Stay dope.
TWIYpod: I'm sorry. I didn't have motion at 10 years old. I just talked about this shit.
Doco: Leave. Bro.
TWIYpod: I didn't read the room too well. And boom, I get jumped by these three brothers.
Doco: 10 and 30.
TWIYpod: I try and go. I try and go stab one of them. Got stopped at the back door. My brother got in trouble for me getting jumped, not for him. Not helping me, but hey, why is he outside getting jumped and you know where to be found?
Doco: I agree with that.
TWIYpod: And like the next day. the next day i see all three of these guys running through the neighborhood like track stars and he hunted every single one of them down shit was the coolest shit I ever saw in my life, but we weren't cool like that.
Lovelace: so
TWIYpod: Because we was always we was always each other's op. When he was in high school, he would skip. I would try and skip. say I was sick or something and we start fighting before the bus came.
TWIYpod: And he'd be... Mad as hell. Everybody's throat sick. Everybody's throat hurts in the morning. Go to school. it's like yo bro you
Doco: Yeah, he wanted better for you.
TWIYpod: You dropped out. What do you mean I gotta go to school? Let me skip a day.
Doco: Take your ass to school nigga
TWIYpod: well i mean i did and i graduated shit was peace and he did his thing and went military but at the moment i'm like yo this nigga's really my op because How do somebody that just gave up on school...
TWIYpod: be so pressed about me going to school.
Doco: Because... He's living the fucked up choice that he made.
TWIYpod: well today i see that but 16 i don't see that we ops like we not having good conversations we're not we're not those brothers on the tv show where we're best friends and shit and we do everything together like we wasn't that until
Doco: Right.
TWIYpod: He moved out and was grown and went military and then... He's calling back, checking for me at the crib. And I'm like, oh, why is the dude calling me all the time?
Doco: You know what's not talked about? The competition that's... Uh...
Doco: Manifested or Agdar within black households. between black children.
TWIYpod: I like that. I like that. Your parents will do that. Your parents will do that. Your parents are running the show. Your parents are like. Mean Gene Oakland.
Doco: That's not good, though, psychologically.
TWIYpod: from wrestling.
Doco: That shit ain't good psychologically.
TWIYpod: Who's? Who's the other announcer? Jim Ross. Jim Ross and Jerry the King Lawler, those are your parents when you're growing up with siblings. They're fucking antagonizing the shit out of you. Don't you come home with a bad grade.
TWIYpod: You why can't you just be good at math like Blank, your sibling Like it's always those comparisons.
Doco: Mm -hmm
TWIYpod: And you live to resent that other person because you got compared so much.
Doco: Your whole life.
TWIYpod: when i caught When my brother come on the pod, he going to tell you. He had to get fly. He had to get the Nike whatever. outfits. And me. I watched them yell at him for 30 minutes.
TWIYpod: Why do you want this shirt? This shirt cost $60. Why do you want a $60 shirt?
Doco: when I bought that shit for you.
TWIYpod: No, they would get it for him. And then they'd be like, yo, what do you want? Yo, I just want a ah regular white t -shirt. With a pocket. Right here. blow Little Walmart t -shirt with the pocket.
TWIYpod: Because I wasn't trying to have those, I wasn't trying to engage in those conversations.
Doco: I hate this nigga, bro.
TWIYpod: I didn't have a... I didn't have a reason to have name brand gear. I didn't have a reason for that.
Doco: I hate it
TWIYpod: And watching you. Scold him? Because he don't want to wear white clothes. And we knew they had the bread. Like that's the thing.
TWIYpod: We knew they had the bread. They would pick on us because our gear was whack. So he was like, yo. If I go to school with wet clothes, I'm fighting. And I'm getting suspended.
TWIYpod: Buy me the good clubs. It's time for me to get clothes. What do you want? Whatever's cheapest. Whatever's whatever's cheapest Doesn't matter.
TWIYpod: I'm the sacrificial guy. I'm a team player. I'm Tony Stark, I'm gonna fall on the wire!
Lovelace: Don't confuse. You had Dwayne had booed.
Doco: this
Lovelace: You asked for the pocket. square.
TWIYpod: I didn't have the photo.
Lovelace: Bye.
Doco: yeah
TWIYpod: Stop putting that fucking boot on.
Lovelace: yeah
Doco: Hehehe.
Lovelace: yeah
Doco: a Heh.
TWIYpod: Don't stop putting that boot on me, because that's not... Nah, don't put that on me. I have more emotion than the boot would allow.
Doco: You didn't have any motion.
TWIYpod: No, I have motion.
Doco: You did not have motion in the Walmart t -shirt.
Lovelace: ah
Doco: You didn't.
TWIYpod: I did.
Doco: So.
TWIYpod: i had I had a sense of humor.
Doco: That leads me to my next question. When did you start?
TWIYpod: I had a sense of humor.
Doco: When was it the first time you ever paid? For Vajana.
TWIYpod: Shit. I mean, like actually pay like.
Doco: Like genuine transaction. Yes.
TWIYpod: Like genuine transaction, it's never happened.
Doco: Yes. allegedly.
TWIYpod: it's never It's never happened.
Doco: Never?
TWIYpod: It's never happened.
Doco: That's a lie. That's a lie, bro.
TWIYpod: It's never been.
Doco: That's a lie.
TWIYpod: It's never been.
Doco: that's a lie
TWIYpod: No.
Doco: That's a lie.
TWIYpod: You're talking about a transaction between the two. That's never happened.
Doco: No, i't I don't mean it like that.
TWIYpod: if you just talked If you're just talking about a young lady who needed a bill paid.
Doco: You had a good time. You laced her pockets after.
TWIYpod: I mean, that's not that's not paying for it. That's just taking it's just taking care of somebody that took care of you.
Doco: Yes, it is Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo That is 100 % paying for it.
TWIYpod: When you go to a restaurant and you tip the waitress, are you paying for... Are you paying for box or are you just paying for good service?
Doco: You're paying for the service that she's offering.
Lovelace: And what happened after?
Doco: The woman is also often used as a way to shoot.
Doco: Just saying.
Lovelace: And what happened?
Doco: you You are paying for a service.
TWIYpod: i i think I think... You've been paying for it. invisibly your you your whole time dealing with the opposite sex, bro.
Doco: um No. Not necessarily.
TWIYpod: i think when i took I think when I took Shorty to see that Vin Diesel movie called Pitch Black. I think when I took her to go see that movie and I bought a gang of popcorn and then we went out to eat after.
TWIYpod: And then things happened a couple weeks later.
Doco: The dollar movie don't count.
TWIYpod: It wasn't a dollar movie. That was um that was a... Friday Night Premiere.
Doco: Dollar movie don't count. You took it to the matinee, nigga.
TWIYpod: No, that was a Friday night premiere and I didn't drive back then. So that was like, you had to pay somebody to take you places. Man. Um, but like that's just an investment like you're paying for it and on some level you're paying for it
Doco: It's not the same.
Doco: It's not the same.
TWIYpod: Yeah it is.
Doco: a
TWIYpod: dating Dating and paying for is not the same thing.
Doco: Not the same, not even close. Not even close.
TWIYpod: I don't know
Doco: Because you could definitely do...
TWIYpod: I mean...
Doco: I mean...
TWIYpod: I mean, if you just want to say the first time I frivolously spent money on a young lady and ended up receiving a transaction.
Doco: What are you doing? Come over. Y 'all do what y 'all do. Go home. There's no exchange there at all
TWIYpod: o I was probably 14.
Doco: Oh. This is the live cast, I understand. I understand.
TWIYpod: I was probably 14.
Doco: I understand. I understand.
TWIYpod: shorty laced my apartment she laced my apartment with furniture i bought her some school books
Doco: Oh, so you was the hoe.
TWIYpod: And we end.
Lovelace: it
TWIYpod: I might have been I might have been.
Doco: he was the
TWIYpod: I mean she was in college.
Doco: okay
TWIYpod: She was in college. I don't know.
Doco: okay
TWIYpod: I didn't know any better. I didn't know how relationships work.
Doco: Do you today?
Lovelace: desk
Lovelace: oppos yeah
Doco: I love you. I'm just saying.
TWIYpod: Good time.
Lovelace: Oh.
TWIYpod: ah
Doco: HELLO!
Lovelace: oh
Doco: That's good, you know what I'm saying?
TWIYpod: I mean, they they're not too far from where they were back then. Shit.
Doco: Because I mean, you know, we do have. ah appendding a couples pod. You know? And.
TWIYpod: Billy.
Doco: Are you going to be Imani? And just, you know. <unk> good What's going on? I'm just wondering. I'm just wondering.
TWIYpod: I'm surprised to guess.
Doco: Mmm. Mmm!
TWIYpod: um i might i might bring i might bring I might bring the whole old work.
Doco: Okay.
TWIYpod: I might bring some old work in here.
Doco: You won't.
TWIYpod: Treat this motherfucker like, ah what's that movie? Screws? Treat her like that. Future. Future, past, and present.
Doco: Get the fuck out of here. you ae
Lovelace: This is going to be hot.
Doco: You ain't that bold.
TWIYpod: o
Lovelace: That's it.
Doco: You ain't that bold.
TWIYpod: Listen, imagine. Watch how it go when I pull the new joint out. have the whole setup and do treat just this bitch like flavor of love reunion or some shit.
Doco: Would you do a 20 v 1?
TWIYpod: Nah. i'll have I don't have any fit sturdy enough for a 20v1. I'm getting popped as soon as I walk out.
Doco: pick it Oh.
TWIYpod: Because I know the Fitz can't.
Doco: nice
TWIYpod: Because I've seen some of these fits. And they'd be popping balloons and they'd be like, oh, I hate the fit. Oh, I saw one.
Doco: can
TWIYpod: and The girl said he had a Telfair fit on. I didn't know didn't even know Telfair made clothes. I just thought they made purses.
Doco: It may close.
TWIYpod: And the dude had on a Telfair fit. And she said... Yo, you're wearing clothes
Doco: Ladies, peep your mask.
TWIYpod: Designed by... a by a gay man. Yo, that's not me, bro
Lovelace: Yeah.
TWIYpod: Please don't put that on me, but that's fire. What's wrong with that fit? Hold on a second.
Doco: This nigga's shoes have LEDs.
TWIYpod: What's wrong with that fit?
Doco: Bro, what are we talking about?
Lovelace: my ah My son will go to the FP. But.
TWIYpod: So you're saying...
Doco: a
TWIYpod: So you're saying there are problems with the shoes and the shirt of that fit?
Doco: Bro, he had it. First of all, he had LED.
Lovelace: attitude to artifact community
Doco: Let's break it down.
Lovelace: Not if you're a part of that community.
Doco: He
Lovelace: But.
TWIYpod: hold home
TWIYpod: YouTube. You talking about...
Doco: Autism, nigga. Fuck no.
TWIYpod: Yeah. was about to say, you talking about the Puzzle Piece community or the Rainbow community?
Doco: No.
TWIYpod: Which one?
Doco: Yeah. Bro, fuck no, you're not. No, that's not. Nope. Mm -mm. That's just a bald nigga who can't dress, bro. We're not putting that on tis.
Lovelace: bro Senses, bro. The lights, that might be stimulating for him, bro.
Lovelace: Okay.
TWIYpod: I can't believe y 'all are saying he can't dress.
Lovelace: Okay. on the first.
Doco: My LED shoes!
Lovelace: shitness
Doco: White LED shoes.
Lovelace: Hmm.
Doco: Lego. Sucks. E -N -O -G shorts. With the little utility joint on the side. You know what I'm talking about.
TWIYpod: Conference, sir.
Lovelace: Why do you need to peep that? yeah
Doco: What they will.
TWIYpod: Carpenter. Carpenter utility denim shorts. What's wrong with jorts?
Doco: Yes sir. Yes, sir you had a lego Suitcase.
Lovelace: Okay.
Doco: All wheels.
TWIYpod: He brought the whole shit together.
Doco: A LEGO shirt!
Lovelace: It would have been fly if it would have been the suitcase that followed you.
Doco: A silver. Chain.
Doco: And a cashew head, nigga.
Doco: No facial hair.
Lovelace: That's what I do. Hey that's people that cany too
Doco: No facial hair either. No facial hair either. That's some shit Squirrelly would wear. 100%.
Doco: 100%. Like that nut ass.
TWIYpod: I don't even think... If y 'all are...
Doco: Saw shirt he had on.
Lovelace: yeah um yeah yeah
TWIYpod: If y 'all are saying that's a bad fit, like I saw the shirt and I was like, yo, the shirt is wacky.
Lovelace: Mm.
TWIYpod: I don't see any issues with this shirt
Doco: I mean, listen, I'm not the best dressed person either.
Lovelace: so the t It would be better. It'd have been better. T -shirt. you know and a button
Doco: Where's the t -shirt?
Lovelace: and i them to That's like a button -up.
Doco: No, that's the problem.
Lovelace: Go back.
Doco: It wasn't a button -up.
Lovelace: That's like a button up or he just that's a big -ass dirt.
Doco: It's a t -shirt!
Lovelace: Go back, go back, go back.
Doco: I thought it had a collar too, but it don't got a collar.
TWIYpod: ah
Lovelace: exactly
Doco: There's no... It's colorless!
TWIYpod: but
Lovelace: Oh, he that's just a big nigga.
Doco: That's a V -neck, nigga!
Lovelace: um
Lovelace: Bye. Bye.
Doco: The best part about this outfit is the jewelry. Just say it.
TWIYpod: I just, that's how I know I can't dress because I didn't see nothing wrong with the fit. I thought the shoes was a little extra. I didn't see nothing wrong with the fit. Looks sturdy to me.
Doco: Why as a grown man you want light -up shoes?
TWIYpod: Like I said, I didn't rock with the shoes.
Lovelace: I was shooting Bell because I thought he was just... trying to appease sensory but Y 'all don't
Doco: a
Lovelace: Man, man.
Doco: No, we're not doing that cuz that's the same nigga that'll be at a rave or some shit I don't want to hear no sensory overload, nothing.
TWIYpod: that's a vibe that's a vibe
Doco: What's the vibe?
TWIYpod: A rave.
Doco: There's a lot of drug usage at the rave. And you're a drug proof.
TWIYpod: I'm a drug prude?
Doco: Mhm.
TWIYpod: No, I'm not I'm pro drugs.
TWIYpod: I'm pro drugs.
Doco: took i took many I took many a notes this week.
TWIYpod: not not Not pills, though. Not pill poppers. Not your opioid.
Doco: Ah, there we go.
TWIYpod: Not your opioid. ah Not to opioid people.
Doco: There we go.
TWIYpod: I'm not talking about the ICs. Those are drugs.
Doco: We have found...
TWIYpod: Those are bad drugs.
Doco: A conundrum. What is the difference between cocaine
TWIYpod: Huh.
Doco: and oxycodone. or Oxycontin. Or fucking Vicodin. or acid. or Come on. Stop it. It's all the same. And you don't think they're doing fucking oxys at the rave?
TWIYpod: One of them just makes you fidgety. A lot of the other ones that you listed, they make your butt itch. Okay. They make me glow red like an Indian.
TWIYpod: And I don't like glowing red like an Indian.
Doco: But you are a Navajo.
TWIYpod: Okay?
Doco: he he
TWIYpod: Yo, freedom pals. Freedom pals, bro.
Doco: There we go!
TWIYpod: Freedom pals. a
Lovelace: That's great. See you next time. Hey.
Doco: let's go
TWIYpod: Don't go so out of pocket.
Doco: go
TWIYpod: Now I'm out here hollering, free the pals.
Doco: That's what I'm talking about.
TWIYpod: Nah, um...
Doco: You can't be at the rave and be a drug prude.
TWIYpod: Yeah, I just don't. I just... I just don't like Those type of drugs. I don't care for those.
Doco: why Do you have a personal reason?
TWIYpod: I don't care I don't care for the... them I just don't react well to them. I don't get the buzz off of them. I'm not the guy that's going to take the perk and drink a couple of beers and I'm going to have a good Friday night. Like, that's not the vibe for me.
Doco: that we're having to use on the perky.
TWIYpod: I glowed red, like bright fire engine red. My skin was fire engine red.
Doco: Hmm. Hmm.
TWIYpod: I felt like I was burning from the inside out. Like my temperature just got real crazy. And then when I took Oxys. uh for a back thing my butthole itched a lot like and like i went to the doctor like yo doc what's up with
Doco: The oxys did give you ringworm on your ass nigga
TWIYpod: No, it wasn't ringworm.
Lovelace: break.
TWIYpod: i just had That's just the reaction that I was having to him. It's not uncommon. A lot of niggas get to itching, but my itch just was in my butt. And I didn't care for that feeling.
Doco: ah
TWIYpod: for eight hours straight.
Doco: that's not ah That's not a familiar thing. I've never.
TWIYpod: Well, it is.
Lovelace: Word up.
Doco: I've never been through that.
TWIYpod: we don't We don't share the same DNA, brother.
Doco: You know? Fair enough.
TWIYpod: And that's what I'm saying. If you're one of those people that take one of those. recreationally and knock back a couple beers and you get you get a good buzz off of it, hey, more power to you.
Doco: But why are you mixing?
TWIYpod: why du Why not? Wait, hold on.
Doco: that's your That's your problem.
TWIYpod: That's That's not what it's for?
Doco: That and no you're supposed to do one thing and one thing only they get that's your problem
Lovelace: ah
TWIYpod: No, everything is supposed to go with some beers. What are you talking about, Doco?
Doco: No Fuck no. No way.
TWIYpod: the beers The beers level you out.
Lovelace: ending watch am
TWIYpod: Yeah, you singing you seen Denzel in that movie where he was flying an airplane. He needed some beers before he started flying. So to level that shit out.
Doco: That nigga was on more than Oxy.
TWIYpod: Yeah, he had some cocaine. He had some pussy. Baddie. He has some volcano orange juice. like He has some uppers and downers. But that beer, that beer always going to bring you back to.
TWIYpod: Your level.
Doco: Yuck.
Doco: Yuck.
TWIYpod: You're just not an adult, bro. You just don't have an adult palate. You don't drink beer. You don't even drink. So of course you're against mixing. recreational drug use in a beer or two.
Doco: Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Because why as a man do you want to be loose?
TWIYpod: So you're an approval.
TWIYpod: I don't wanna be loose, I wanna be level. It's a big difference.
Doco: no Alcohol makes you loose.
TWIYpod: Still. No it doesn't.
Doco: oh Oh, my bad.
TWIYpod: Yeah.
Doco: I'm fighting two triggers here. My bad. Too far. Too far, I'm sorry.
Lovelace: i think
Doco: I'm sorry.
TWIYpod: Oh, no.
Lovelace: i think that's the No.
TWIYpod: You got to stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to, young man. You got to stop chasing these alcohol waterfalls because you...
Doco: um don't
TWIYpod: I know. You don't know about it enough to speak on it you because you...
Doco: I do.
TWIYpod: have the experience to get loose off the liquor.
Doco: No.
TWIYpod: don't mean that that's everybody's experience.
Lovelace: It's about your 21st birthday, bro.
TWIYpod: Oh.
Lovelace: Tell us about it What do you remember?
Doco: Bye.
TWIYpod: I wanna hear.
Doco: I drank 21 shots on my 21st birthday.
Lovelace: What happened?
Doco: Blacked out.
Lovelace: He blacked out? Okay.
Doco: Hell yeah, I don't remember that shit. I remember nothing.
Lovelace: okay
Doco: I remember nothing. I remember pieces I remember waking up in the... I think it was either Bob Evans or... When Perkins was still open. The park is parking lot, face down.
Lovelace: Ass up. stop
Doco: I remember that.
Doco: And then... We went to the restaurant and ate some food.
TWIYpod: Mm -hmm
Doco: Yeah, that was a fun day, but other than that I don't remember that shit.
Lovelace: Okay. All right, so when you did drink. How many times did you play?
Doco: At one time. That was it.
Lovelace: to
Doco: Yeah. And I was drinking before 21.
TWIYpod: So you never. you never drink You never drink after that.
Lovelace: No, obviously. That's why I said the other times you drink.
Doco: What did you say?
Doco: What did you say, Scott?
TWIYpod: I say you never drink after that.
Doco: Yeah, I stopped drinking at like 20. Bye.
TWIYpod: So how often was you loose?
Doco: dad No, not very. Not bad.
TWIYpod: So where do you get this?
Doco: But there's a dinner what are you saying? that what are what is What is loose?
TWIYpod: I don't know but you said
Lovelace: You brought loose up. We trying to figure out what you see as loose.
TWIYpod: Yay. you're You're the one that said you brought loose up with a correlation to alcohol.
Doco: Loose is...
TWIYpod: So I want to know what. Why are you associating being loose with alcohol?
Doco: Loose is when you would do something you usually wouldn't do without the alcohol. Period no matter what level of drunk you are
TWIYpod: Nigga what?
Doco: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. When your ability to say eh. I probably shouldn't do that. It's gone. No matter if it's two beers. Ten shots.
Doco: It doesn't matter. You'll lose.
Lovelace: But that's if you will. Let's say if you don't drink to. past your limit. for just the people that just stay within their path.
Doco: It doesn't matter the limit, that but you could be... Uh, A person who gets loose off two beers. I'm not saying you're wasted.
Lovelace: No, no, no, no, no, no. What I'm saying is, is what you're saying with Luce. If you don't drink to that point. Then what are we talking about?
Doco: come on I'm talking to two niggas who drink to that point. Let's stop. it
Lovelace: no
Doco: Let's stop it Let's stop it. Let's stop it right here, right now. Right here, right now, we are not going to say. That we are reserved. Partiers or reserve drinkers in any fucking way. Let's stop it Let's stop it.
Doco: No way. No way. no i'm No, I'm not letting you do that. So the point of even having that style of conversation is useless.
Doco: It's useless. You know it is. Because that would be like me saying, I only smoke one joint a day. That's a fucking lie, nigga!
TWIYpod: e
Doco: That's a lie!
TWIYpod: But I just don't understand.
Doco: guy
TWIYpod: Because the only thing, the only experience that y 'all have with me. is I might have said something and not had the normal delivery because I was drinking in that moment.
Doco: Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm not saying that I had ah an experience with you where you were reckless or drunk. I ain't saying that. I'm saying that I know you like to have a good time.
TWIYpod: Love a good time.
Doco: Therefore,
TWIYpod: But ah but nothing but when when having a good time...
Doco: Yes, nigga, you're fucking loose.
TWIYpod: Nothing that's supporting my good time is. Man. I wouldn't have did that if I didn't have that last shot. Like I've never woke up and said there was something that I wouldn't have done had I not been drinking.
Doco: absolutely
Doco: That's not true.
TWIYpod: I might not have yacked. I might not react if I didn't drink, but it's no factor.
Doco: That's not true.
TWIYpod: I might not have fell asleep on the couch if I had not been drinking, but nothing about my drinking motivates me to do something that's... Out of character. Ooh. I wouldn't, ah I wouldn't.
TWIYpod: the Open mouth kiss that young lady with the lights on if I didn't drink.
Doco: I'm not even talking about that. I'm not necessarily, I'm not even talking about that.
TWIYpod: Yes I would have.
Doco: I'm talking about
TWIYpod: That's exactly my bad.
Doco: You at the bar. You having a good time? You buy a extra round of shots that you might not have bought. You know what I mean? Or... For Lace's experience
TWIYpod: Buy around for the bar.
Doco: He fucking...
TWIYpod: Buy a room for the bar.
Doco: Yeah, but you bought... Three rounds? You don't really plan to buy two.
Lovelace: But he do that in regular life No.
Doco: You know what I'm saying? I understand.
Lovelace: confess that
Doco: This is this is this is a little... You know this is a little challenging of a scenario for me. Bleh. What I'm saying is is there are... Nigga, you're loose. and You know that. You're just loose.
Doco: You know it.
TWIYpod: I don't like the term loose, bro.
Doco: When you turn to your left and it takes you a little second
TWIYpod: I think you... i I think you gotta find a new...
Doco: You ever say you know you lose?
TWIYpod: You got to find a new word because lu has loose Luce is just... It's just a bad word to use I think if
Doco: Why? Why are you taking it as a bad word?
TWIYpod: Because one, it doesn't properly describe the behavior that you're talking about. It doesn't properly.
Doco: you're implying that i'm saying you're gullible or vulnerable and i'm not saying that
TWIYpod: No. No, it... You're just saying that when you get under the influence of alcohol, you do things that you don't do. So say that I'm in...
Doco: No. That is one level of loose.
TWIYpod: Okay.
Doco: So, yes. Yes.
TWIYpod: So impressionable. So impressionable is one level of loose. I'm impressionable under the influence of alcohol.
Doco: impressionable. People are extra generous sometimes. You might be more aggressive and usually than you usually are. like You know, there's justs different levels to being loose, of course.
Doco: Good. You're just taking it as a negative and I'm not saying that. Like. Nigga you might dance! In a setting where you usually wouldn't dance. This nigga's doing the fucking... Uh, cowboy shit, dude. This nigga's...
Doco: In the fucking, uh...
Lovelace: Remember.
Doco: You know what I'm saying?
Lovelace: I cannot doubt.
Doco: This nigga, I could see Scully getting a tipsy and getting on a mechanical bull. Just say it! Yeah.
Lovelace: Okay.
Doco: I can see it. I can see it, bro. I can see it.
TWIYpod: I don't have...
Doco: I'm sorry.
TWIYpod: to I don't have to be tipsy to get on the mechanical bull, gang.
Doco: Pause.
Doco: ah See, I don't I respect you.
TWIYpod: I'll do that.
Doco: I respect you.
TWIYpod: ah do that I'll do that sober.
Doco: I wouldn't I wouldn't I don't Yeah, I wouldn't expect you to do that.
TWIYpod: I'll do this. to ho
Doco: So I respect you. I'm sorry. My bad.
TWIYpod: That's. There's no disrespect with that.
Lovelace: Not getting on the mechanical.
TWIYpod: just
Lovelace: pool sober
TWIYpod: is there some kind Is there some kind of thing with the mechanical pool?
Doco: Thank you, Lace. Thank you, ladies.
Lovelace: i did that shit I did that shit one time. prom night. And it was never again.
Doco: No, no.
TWIYpod: You know, how do you just block yourself?
Doco: a
TWIYpod: How do you cock block yourself on prom night?
TWIYpod: insert Insert mechanical bull. ah
Lovelace: discussion
Doco: So I will ride you later. AHHHHH - This thing is sick.
TWIYpod: ah ah
Doco: I'm just saying.
TWIYpod: I don't see a problem with a mechanical bull. I think that's y 'all's weird internet thing that won't let y 'all eat hot dogs at the cookout. You can't have popsicles no more.
Doco: nah I'm eating hot dogs at the cookout
TWIYpod: you can't have popsicles no more and you can't ride the mechanical bull now I will.
Doco: Eat popsicles. Don't give a fuck.
Lovelace: be It's a film. It's a film. on it.
TWIYpod: I will say at certain locations,
Lovelace: Thank you.
TWIYpod: At certain locations, that mechanical bull is for young ladies and young ladies only.
Doco: that's my point
TWIYpod: At certain locations, that mechanical bull is only for young ladies. Those locations are usually bars. But if we got a party going on in the backyard, I got the bouncy house, I got the...
Doco: Nah. nah We didn't add that.
TWIYpod: I got those.
Doco: I said at the bar.
TWIYpod: Listen, that's important.
Doco: and I didn't say it in the comfort of your family, nigga. I just say that. I said you won't do that anymore.
TWIYpod: They don't even... It don't even have to be in the comfort of my family, just anywhere but the bar. After the sun goes down...
TWIYpod: No man should be riding the bull. at the bar.
Doco: No man should be riding a mechanical bull, period.
TWIYpod: Add to the... No, you can't.
Doco: there's there's a few things you shouldn't do as them a as a man in public I agree with
TWIYpod: you
TWIYpod: i want men I want men to be men again.
Doco: Nah, bro.
TWIYpod: Okay. I've been watching Yellowstone and I've been watching these dudes ride horses like crazy. And you can't get that good off riding a horse. By just riding a fucking horse. They was doing mechanical bulls in the behind the scenes.
TWIYpod: Okay?
Doco: they're actors. That don't count. But if you wanna see niggas ride a horse, just go to Philly.
TWIYpod: So So if I get a SAG card, I can ride the mechanical bull. Is that what you're saying? If I get a sad card?
Doco: he in Because that's your job.
TWIYpod: I can ride them with kids.
Doco: That's your job. But if I see you at the pop -up carnival on a mechanical bull...
TWIYpod: I...
Doco: Podcast over, nigga. There's a... Podcast is finished, buddy. Beep!
Lovelace: hate
Doco: but but It's fucked though. You are dead in this town. Ain't no fucking way. But what?
TWIYpod: That's crazy.
Doco: Well, you should know. No.
TWIYpod: That's crazy
Lovelace: I thought you were an advocate, man.
Doco: No, you shouldn't ride a mechanical bull as a man.
TWIYpod: So I do.
Doco: You shouldn't ride backpack as a man on a motorcycle or a scooter.
TWIYpod: Wait, but so how are you going to get to where you got to go sometimes? Sometimes you gotta be somebody's jetpack.
Doco: no bro
TWIYpod: i don't know I'm not going to be somebody's jetpack, but sometimes in life, you got to be somebody's jetpack.
Doco: That shit ain't fly
Doco: that ain't fly bro What's your name, Vlad? you should You should not be asked to dick on a horse.
TWIYpod: I'm not.
TWIYpod: Sometimes that gotta to happen too.
Doco: Actually, it might be a little gay for a nigga to do mouth to mouth resuscitation on you.
TWIYpod: I was dying, gang. What do you mean it's gay? Gay me up if I'm dying. Please be gay on me if I'm... on the If I'm knocking on the doors of the upper room, please be gay on me and give me mouth to mouth, Duke.
Lovelace: Oh shit.
TWIYpod: Alright.
Doco: I'm just saying. I'm just saying.
TWIYpod: You know And and when you when I find the lifeguard that gave me mouth -to -mouth, I'm getting him to do the drop for the pot. Bye. I'm getting him to do a drop for the pie. Yo, I saved Scully's life, and this is the used podcast. Tune in. like I'm going to get duped.
TWIYpod: to to join the pod.
Lovelace: you might be a Peace.
Doco: That's not the used mouth that I would like.
TWIYpod: if
Doco: Just say it.
Doco: Lace, you got to turn your mic up. nick
Doco: You've been getting them off.
TWIYpod: Lace. This is good.
Doco: Yeah, you gotta turn your mic up. Thank you. I'm just saying.
TWIYpod: Lace is good.
Lovelace: Oh.
Doco: I'm just saying, you know?
Lovelace: it
TWIYpod: No, man. i i think i think that's just the internet ruining y 'all man the internet is running y 'all life And it's not fair to y 'all. And I feel bad for y 'all.
Doco: Nah bro. Like in reality? Yeah. There's a lot of things that are like kind of... Homo erotic that we just let pass. Like, why do football players gotta to wear the clothes that they wear? Let me show you this a little tight.
Doco: Why does the nigga have to hike the ball like that? I was a quarterback growing up. That took me a long time getting over putting my hand there. I'm not gonna lie.
Doco: I'm just saying, there's a lot of why of baseball niggas that would need to wear them tight -ass pants. It's not necessary. It's really not necessary. It's not necessary Why do wrestlers have to wear them tight -ass cigarettes?
Lovelace: That's the only one you write about. The rest of them, they gotta be...
Doco: Not necessary.
Lovelace: There we go.
Doco: Not necessary bro Just saying. Just saying. Why do niggas need to wear Speedos?
Lovelace: You haven't seen the baseball players Big ass club.
Doco: It's women, bro. They could wear, if everybody wore swim trunks. There is no fucking advantage. We all got the same shit on
TWIYpod: It's not aerodynamic, gang. What are you talking about?
Doco: Just saying. But if we all got the same shit on, it's the same drag for everybody. It don't matter.
TWIYpod: Big -ass fucking swim trunks when you're trying to...
Doco: Just saying. There's a lot of shit, you know.
TWIYpod: Race! We ain't trying to erase you.
Lovelace: Are you no longer a community advocate, DoCo?
Doco: You know?
Lovelace: You've been real problematic this episode.
TWIYpod: You sound like lace.
Doco: i'm not I'm not saying that it's a problem
TWIYpod: You sound like Lace in the group chat.
Doco: I'm saying... ha
TWIYpod: yeah
Doco: I'm saying that. There's just a lot of things that we... Ugh. Participate in necessarily or watch That is...
Doco: Gaze. that men Who? Claim to be manly men. Right. who chug a fucking 12 pack of beer on a Sunday and eat 20 wings. You know?
Doco: Like it's nothing.
TWIYpod: What do you mean by that? what what exactly What exactly do you mean by that?
Doco: You know what I mean
Lovelace: Because that nigga only eat six wings.
TWIYpod: Oh.
Lovelace: All right.
TWIYpod: And that feels more gay to me than...
Doco: Yeah.
Doco: That's so reasonable.
TWIYpod: And then... jeta In the wrestling uniform, in the wrestling singlet.
Lovelace: Have a good year. I think it is.
Doco: I feel like...
Lovelace: So Dave, you're up. Peace.
Doco: need to be pigs?
Lovelace: It'd be great.
Doco: Why do you need - to eat more than 10 of anything.
Lovelace: it
TWIYpod: What is... He eats them like this, so his pinky's up, too. He's like...
Doco: Nah, he didn't wear gloves though.
TWIYpod: That's your mans.
Lovelace: Ooh, the spike.
Doco: i do eat I do eat them with grabs, though.
Doco: Instant clean hands. sh We good.
TWIYpod: I don't know what part I don't know what community your dog whistling to if that's a rainbow or a puzzle piece, but please stop. You not even wings with gloves on bro
Doco: ah my life I swear, you can ask my girl. Swear.
Lovelace: We will.
Doco: All right, I eate Several foods with gloves on, actually.
TWIYpod: But why would you do that?
Doco: Tell me something about yourself.
Lovelace: yeah not that the only thing i eat with gloves on is my seafood boil that's the only thing
Doco: Yeah.
Doco: tell me tell me Tell me something about yourself.
TWIYpod: I'm not even eating the seafood bowl with the gloves on. I need to i need the so I can...
Doco: I'm not eating a seafood boil.
Lovelace: not i not i don't I definitely don't need that spice in my nails or nothing, bro.
Doco: Lacey, you're not finger popping, nigga. That shit don't matter. Yeah. Yeah.
Doco: That shit don't matter, nigga. You straight to the... You know what I mean? Get out of here, nigga!
TWIYpod: No!
TWIYpod: I don't know what the fuck be going on.
Doco: See ya.
TWIYpod: I just know that when he said he don't want it under his nails, I'm like, oh, this nigga. keep the engine going all day like i don't get it
TWIYpod: Man. All right, Lex.
Doco: We don't.
TWIYpod: Go on and retire, bro.
Doco: they don't We need to wrap that thing up.
TWIYpod: like maybe maybe you Maybe you should go to church more.
Doco: Yes!
TWIYpod: like that like good we was in the group We was in a group chat talking today and I was like, yo Lace really needs church.
Doco: Yes!
Doco: Jesus.
TWIYpod: That'll... that'll curve his appetite you know what i'm saying he can leave that young lady alone and like
Doco: I agree.
Lovelace: it won't That's my wife. It won't. Y 'all read the book, nigga.
TWIYpod: Nah.
Lovelace: It's hell.
TWIYpod: Glutton. That was one of those things that he was talking about.
Doco: Yep.
Lovelace: no no
TWIYpod: That was one of them seven.
Doco: Greed. Yep.
TWIYpod: glutton Glutton was one of them seven, right?
Lovelace: oh No.
TWIYpod: I'm bugging? I missed a chapter?
Lovelace: Hey, Tom. He told me to create.
Doco: No, he told you to chill.
Lovelace: Yeah, he tell me He told me -
Doco: He told you to chill the fuck out.
TWIYpod: Through the wire. Through the fire, like night
Doco: He also said, peace be still, nigga. He said that too.
TWIYpod: Mad times, mad times he said it.
Doco: Just saying.
Lovelace: That's it.
Doco: You know what I mean?
TWIYpod: Okay. And he burnt the bush. Like, you not out here burning bushes and shit. Like, don't we not doing everything he said, gang.
Lovelace: oh faith
Doco: I burn bushes every day.
Lovelace: Yeah.
Doco: good if In the name of Jesus, actually.
Lovelace: yeah
Doco: Burning wedges every day. They go, what?
TWIYpod: that was good that was good
Doco: I'm just saying. You know? When's the last time you took a edible? Either one of y 'all.
TWIYpod: like two weeks ago
Doco: And...
TWIYpod: It was fire. I had to do it early and I did.
Doco: Ladies, you don't have no time for edibles.
TWIYpod: um
Lovelace: Sweet me.
Doco: Ain't no way you're taking it.
TWIYpod: Yeah, you
Doco: thank you Stay out there coaching Cooks.
Lovelace: Well, I'm definitely not doing it when I'm on the field like what
Doco: i'm just saying there's you don't have time i i can't visit but i visualize your schedule as like the most Pacting to ever. Like it makes no sense to me.
TWIYpod: Like, his his home life schedule probably looks like my work outlook schedule.
Doco: Makes no sense bro. all the All the purple and blue and the greens. every day
TWIYpod: Come on, you got it. when you got like the back -to -back stacked up on each other and you don't know how you gonna make it to one
Lovelace: but i peina on the ball. I was going to say, i got I got one right here.
Doco: He can't be in that many places. You just can't. Blaze is Nick Cannon and all his kids are in the same house.
TWIYpod: Ha ha! Yo, you got a used cannon? No, that's nasty.
Doco: I'm just saying, bro. It makes no sense to me.
TWIYpod: Okay. She wildin' out. Lays B1. hither It's been a while now.
Doco: So are you just going to go to... Like are you do have a foreseeable stop at number or we just go to keep? you know, Because it's, you know. By the grace of God, we're just going to keep going.
Lovelace: Charlie! Hey. We - Fuck it.
Doco: I mean you did try.
TWIYpod: Because everything else is birth control, and he was against birth control, gang.
Lovelace: so
Lovelace: Okay.
Doco: That's the devil!
TWIYpod: It's evil.
Doco: That's the devil!
Lovelace: and
Doco: You're playing with your body.
Lovelace: So.
Doco: Like COVID, right?
TWIYpod: Nah, at least got the shot.
Doco: No he didn't.
Lovelace: Yeah. I did. wouldn't it dude
TWIYpod: Did you get a real shot or did you get the Aaron Rodgers shot?
Lovelace: No, I got. the real shit.
TWIYpod: Oh. Because Aaron Rodgers just got the card that said he got the shot. He didn't get the shot.
Doco: You either one of them people who got the shot, for real, or you was one of them niggas who was wiping off the boxes with the Lysol wipe.
Lovelace: out vote
Doco: Lace was the nigga wiping off the boxes with the Lysol Watt.
Lovelace: with both.
TWIYpod: No, i because of where Lace lives, I believe he got a counterfeit card. So that he could still operate in the free world and like be essential. Without, you know, feedback. But I feel like Lace is such a... conspiracy theorist i feel like he thought COVID.
TWIYpod: Was a way for the man to put that tracker in you
Doco: Was it not?
TWIYpod: Track you. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I was.
Doco: Okay.
TWIYpod: Yeah, we all seen that movie where the tracker's in your wrist or some shit.
Doco: Okay.
TWIYpod: and And they make it explode whenever they get mad at you or whenever you go against the government. You don't pay your taxes. Then they make the tracker explode.
Doco: You think that's gonna happen?
Doco: What's your wildest conspiracy?
TWIYpod: Yeah.
Doco: that you believe.
TWIYpod: Probably the moon shit. We never been there. The moon shit. we never We never been to the moon. We never been to the moon game.
Lovelace: but
Doco: at Hollywood. You know what I mean?
TWIYpod: We never been to the moon.
Doco: Why would I record a final?
TWIYpod: And the way I know that we never been to the moon is because technology has gotten so much better than the 70s.
Doco: but
Doco: Be right back.
TWIYpod: And we ain't been back.
Doco: Makes no fucking sense.
TWIYpod: We're just focused on so many other things in space.
Doco: Makes no sense.
TWIYpod: We talking about going to Mars. And we ain't stepped foot back on the moon yet.
Doco: Lace, don't be talking shit. Are we talking shit?
TWIYpod: Y 'all not even...
Doco: they get This nigga's having another podcast.
TWIYpod: Yo, y 'all not even finna go to the moon for the 99 and the 2000 just to say yo we on the moon at HD
Doco: Okay.
Doco: They could have went to the moon for 9 -11.
TWIYpod: Nah, they couldn't go to the moon for 9 -11, doco.
Doco: Why not? They could have went there for the cookiversary.
TWIYpod: Because... because y 'all didn't see the joint y 'all didn't see the joint on tv Okay.
Doco: Now tell me tell me
Doco: Tell me more.
TWIYpod: Now because I shit it on it for like 20 minutes And then at the end...
Doco: We'll go
TWIYpod: Great.
Doco: That one?
TWIYpod: No, no, no. The 9 -11 tribute. I should have known it for like 20 minutes.
Doco: Oh, no, no, no. We're not doing that.
TWIYpod: I should have known it. No, listen, I should have known it for 20 minutes because I didn't know what it was.
Doco: Free Palestine, though.
TWIYpod: I didn't know what it was. I shitted on it for 20 minutes. and then and And then the lady that looked like Connie Chung came on and said... Thank you guys for observing our 9 -11 tribute. Each drone is a drone for everyone who lost a life during 9 -11. I was like, really, bitch?
TWIYpod: You gotta lead with that. Put the caption on the screen. I just thought it was a light show. that China was doing. You know how China get freaky with the drones and they make the dragon on the Chinese new year with the drones. I thought that's what I was watching.
TWIYpod: And then they make drones take the shapes of buildings. And all this other shit. And I'm like, yo. Yeah, this is the lamest drone show I've ever seen in my life.
Doco: so how did they do the drone driving, like, how did they do the, like, the plane going into the drone?
Lovelace: Hmm.
Doco: i
Lovelace: a
TWIYpod: All right.
Doco: Too far?
Doco: My bad.
TWIYpod: Oh, no. no no
Doco: My bad.
TWIYpod: Because DoCo acts like we can still edit like we used to.
Doco: We care.
TWIYpod: And that's why I love behind with doco.
Lovelace: it
Lovelace: you
TWIYpod: And now all of you New York fans, if the New York...
Lovelace: but we lose But we knew. but We ain't just making him say this shit.
TWIYpod: Yes.
Doco: No it's not.
TWIYpod: Yes, sir. If the New York fans make it to the 50 -minute mark in the pod, we'll know about it.
Doco: That's just me.
Doco: yeah
TWIYpod: Because I'm not.
Doco: Yeah, we'll hear about it.
TWIYpod: I'm not clipping that. I might clip it. just to be a little problematic.
Doco: Nah, leave it. It's okay. Leave it. Because I didn't even get my conspiracy off.
TWIYpod: No, I'm young. I'm... What's your conspiracy?
Doco: No, I want to hear Laces first.
TWIYpod: He going to say slavery wasn't real. slavery slavery was a choice.
Doco: All right. Yeah, we should have ended the part.
Lovelace: all right
Doco: We should have ended the part.
TWIYpod: Oh. ha No, ladies.
Doco: We should have ended the putt.
TWIYpod: You have to... Your conspiracy, what are you going to say?
Lovelace: like that was, but... um
Lovelace: ah Burn it. I'm stuck on the weather shit, bro. I'm really stuck.
Lovelace: Like, I don't understand, bro. ninety look Bro, we had thunderstorms all day. It's 90 fucking degrees outside right now. All right. Yeah.
Doco: Oh. brother That's so good. I'm not going to lie. all Alright. I don't even want to share mine then. Fuck it. It don't matter.
TWIYpod: he got some dumb shit like he got some dumb shit like yo nelson mandela wasn't really locked up like what is your
Doco: It don't matter.
TWIYpod: What's your conspiracy thing?
TWIYpod: No, because what's up with son? He was locked up for like 20 years, and a week after he get out of jail, he get a divorce from Shorty?
Doco: I actually believe that.
Lovelace: Endeavor!
Doco: All right.
TWIYpod: know how You know how...
Doco: Alright.
TWIYpod: You know how underwhelming shorty got to be for you to serve? 20 years in jail? And you get out and you with her and you like go I'd rather go back to jail than be with shorty for another 30 minutes like
Lovelace: Oh, hold on. just Just back for the record. We've been to the moon six times. allegedly
TWIYpod: the fuck out of here.
Lovelace: We've been sort of, we've been.
TWIYpod: A live person?
Lovelace: Yeah. Yes.
TWIYpod: A live person.
Lovelace: Yes. That's what all the Apollos were.
TWIYpod: No.
TWIYpod: They all blew up! I seen the joint with Tom Hanks. They died.
Lovelace: ah No, no, no, no, no. Not all the Apollos landed, nigga. But... Between six.
TWIYpod: Some of them blew up before they even got to space. Or was that the Challenger?
Lovelace: Both.
TWIYpod: Bye.
Doco: All right, man. My conspiracy is... um They're still doing human. experiments on. on
TWIYpod: Clones?
Doco: No, like They were still doing human experiments up until 1982. In. Hackensack, New Jersey. I think those facilities are still open.
Lovelace: oh
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: Like stem cell, Joyce?
Doco: Yeah. Yeah. stem cell but more so disease and... There was a... study and it know was an outbreak that happened and I'm pretty sure it was either with syphilis or Um...
Doco: Sometime sexually transmitted disease and they are doing it on kids.
Lovelace: So they were trying to figure out. what sif was really what guy hit there out the paint or
Doco: In the air! No! Bleh! I mean, if you want to talk about that type of conspiracy, I believe that everything, Lysos, Febreze. All those things are byproducts of Agent Orange.
Lovelace: But they were out before him.
Doco: No, not the person, the chemical agent, Agent Orange.
Lovelace: oh Okay, okay, okay. okay
Doco: Yes.
Lovelace: Okay.
Doco: Yes.
Lovelace: You know, we got we got to break that down because...
Doco: Just saying, just saying.
Lovelace: Hey, George, I'm going to get back.
Doco: Look up the chemical agent.
Lovelace: Hey.
Doco: Look up the chemical agent Agent Orange.
Lovelace: yeah
Doco: that That was used in war.
Lovelace: Mm hmm.
Doco: And... look out do you know what's used in your weed killers and your lysos and your febrezes
TWIYpod: Same shit?
Lovelace: hey so you you think they put that same shit in tick tock shop to make us impulse buy.
Doco: Same shit.
Doco: Yes.
Lovelace: Ha ha! Thank you.
Doco: 100%.
Lovelace: Nigga, I almost bought that damn, uh, that damn lawnmower in there. Yeah.
TWIYpod: I almost bought that lawnmower weed wacker joint.
Doco: 100%.
TWIYpod: With the blade in it? I almost bought that.
Lovelace: yeah yeah
TWIYpod: I almost bought that and I was just like, oh, if I get, then I see.
Lovelace: That bitch in my car right now.
TWIYpod: I seen Shorty assembling it and I was just like, you know, I don't want to have to assemble this shit, gang.
Lovelace: but
Doco: Too much. Too much.
TWIYpod: Like if I gotta assemble this shit, it's gonna come in like 300 pieces, like some furniture from Ikea. I don't want to assemble this.
Doco: No thank you. But you can just hire a thing and put it together.
TWIYpod: Thank you.
TWIYpod: Nah, man The new fiends don't don't do shit like that.
Lovelace: I did buy the um ah snow myself Bye.
Doco: Shit, one of them niggas on the bus stop would do it.
Lovelace: Bye. And I still ain't put it together because there's so many pieces.
Doco: I wanted one of them lawn sweeper joints.
Lovelace: That's it. Great.
TWIYpod: I wanted to...
Doco: Oh, you're gonna get it in your algorithm now, nigga.
TWIYpod: I wanted the weed blowtorch.
Doco: Lawn sweeper.
TWIYpod: For your weeds in your backyard, the little blowtorch joint.
Doco: I got a little third.
TWIYpod: I have one too, but I wanted the cool one.
Doco: No, no, for my weed, for sure. Yeah.
TWIYpod: No, not, no.
Lovelace: This shit right here. it's right here
Doco: No. That looks dangerous.
TWIYpod: I want that. If I go if...
Doco: That looks dangerous as hell.
TWIYpod: If I go in the Home Depot one day and they got that bitch sitting on the aisle, I'm buying it. Give me the display version.
Doco: Never.
TWIYpod: Matter of fact, give me the display version that everybody had been touching.
Doco: That's my bag. That's my bag. I buy the display.
TWIYpod: I hope so. How old is brother this one?
Doco: I'm not putting shit together. I don't care if there's a drawer missing.
TWIYpod: You listen.
Doco: i'm buying a display
TWIYpod: you go save money You're save money, but you lose the ability to get the warranty, and that sucks.
Doco: But I need a little off.
TWIYpod: So it depends on...
Lovelace: and Indian Owls Park.
TWIYpod: You just like shorty that was pushing the joint man we not look
Doco: all Alright, this has been The Used.
Lovelace: Let's do it, baby. hey That shit right there, nigga.
TWIYpod: desire You You.
Doco: This. Has been...
TWIYpod: oath
Doco: The Used.
TWIYpod: I'm sorry. Low hanging fruit.
TWIYpod: She was dead, though. She was dead.
Doco: He's got 22 days.
Lovelace: pain
TWIYpod: You've got to acknowledge that.
Lovelace: yeah
