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TWIYpod: 6 15 i was looking at the clock and it was like five something i almost sent to joan But I was like, nah, I'm going to chill.
Lovelace: yeah
TWIYpod: I'm going to chill. I'm going to let niggas cook. And then like 5 .30, I was like, I was getting itchy. And then like 645, I just sent the eyes like, yo, who's who's ducking out today?
Doco: Why?
TWIYpod: Because this has been a topic for the past couple pods of... Who ducks out around 6 .15 on recording night when we record at 9 .30?
Doco: All right, intro to the pod. Because... I mean I guess, yeah.
TWIYpod: Alright. We were.
Doco: Okay.
Lovelace: but
TWIYpod: but We...
Lovelace: Yeah.
Doco: Intro to pot.
Lovelace: He didn't even know it was going. Yeah.
TWIYpod: He didn't even know.
Doco: Intro to play.
TWIYpod: He don't even know.
Doco: No, no But we're here.
TWIYpod: why it You hit the button.
Doco: We're here now. look
Doco: Hello, motherfucker! So... Um... Since we're on the topic.
Lovelace: o
Doco: Can we go to every two weeks?
Doco: how
TWIYpod: ah
Doco: one Can we go every other week?
TWIYpod: Ah! Yo, we can do whatever you young brothers want to do.
Doco: i You know. Where the fuck Blaze go? Why he just hit us with the Simpson meme? He just disappeared.
TWIYpod: Because he loves. Has he lost a bet to his kids?
Doco: why
TWIYpod: Because his kids was betting that we was going to go. Bi -weekly with the pod. I know one of his kids put us in prize picks.
Doco: that own I mean it makes sense. I don't mind but
TWIYpod: All right. and I know one of his kids put us in prize picks.
Lovelace: This is crazy.
Doco: No, it was a casualty. They put that shit on the market, you know what i'm saying? but with With him doing the coaching and stuff in the morning.
Doco: Sorry. It only makes.
Lovelace: yeah walk yeah
Doco: sense It only makes sense.
Lovelace: It don't It dope because I... I'm here in the evening. That's why we recorded 9 .30. If we was recording at like 3 o 'clock, yeah, I would understand.
Doco: yeah but like if you wasn't pardon to like midnight 11 o 'clock you'd be able to go to church more
Lovelace: Nah, I still get up When I got to go.
Doco: Boop!
TWIYpod: Yeah, you see how
Lovelace: Going tomorrow, by the way.
Doco: Hehehehe.
TWIYpod: You see how my son is saying, yo.
Doco: it
TWIYpod: the dogs did so good lisa's going to church tomorrow y 'all
Lovelace: Yeah.
Doco: That's crazy.
TWIYpod: Dogs did so good. He got to go because he said, yo, if you let us win over in a week, I'm going to go to church.
Doco: think let us you know
TWIYpod: So now he's got to get prayed up.
Doco: So now... Yeah.
TWIYpod: And you know what?
Doco: It's first Sunday, though. He gotta go.
TWIYpod: Why am I hearing me? And one of y 'all's monitors. Who's my... See? And...
Doco: It might be me.
TWIYpod: Doco's trying to doco's trying to go bi -weekly with the pod.
Lovelace: he
TWIYpod: Last week, Lace had the... the monitor issues.
Doco: I beg your pardon.
TWIYpod: This week, DoCo's got the monitor issues. We're really trying to put out bad product to where we're forced. to come out biweekly at this point.
Doco: Oh. Wow. No, actually. Um... You know, Lace and I don't have Uh... And an obsession with hearing and ourselves speak. So we don't have 14 podcasts.
Doco: you know Maybe that's why so we got it, you know adjust the Kings, you know on the fly
TWIYpod: I don't even listen to them shits. What are you talking about?
Doco: You know what I'm saying?
Lovelace: That boy's putting them out.
Doco: Orbit.
Lovelace: Yeah.
Doco: Or maybe...
TWIYpod: I'm just putting them out.
Doco: um
TWIYpod: I listen during the edit. I'm sick of hearing me.
Doco: Or maybe ah Lace and I don't have a... What is it? A light bar movie room that like we. Can set up our podcast equipment and you know, and nobody's gonna touch it You know?
TWIYpod: Nah, niggas touch my shit.
Doco: So.
TWIYpod: Niggas touch my shit frequently. That's a - That's a consistent conversation.
Lovelace: Calls.
TWIYpod: Pause if you need to. I'm i'm too old to pause.
Doco: Not as funny
TWIYpod: uh But Doco's saying everything but what he wants to say. Doco ain't got it in him to go weekly.
Doco: Just not true.
TWIYpod: Don't go and got it in them to go cam on me. When you do that, it's cam on me, big screen on me. Don't go away and got it eating. to go weekly any anymore y 'all so if y 'all look cool with us
TWIYpod: Converting to buy weekly services and not changing the price of your Patreon subscription.
Lovelace: yeah
TWIYpod: Then that's what we're going to do moving forward
Doco: No. i didn't Listen.
TWIYpod: We're not changing the price of y 'all's Patreon subscriptions, by the way.
Doco: I don't. I don't mind. I don't.
TWIYpod: It's still $399.
Doco: It's not a problem at all. I'm saying with the... 6 .15 looming text every Saturday. Right.
TWIYpod: Now we just going to get it every other Saturday?
Doco: No. No.
Lovelace: It don't loom but for you.
Doco: No, it's not true.
TWIYpod: You know what's going to be really funny? When we switch to the biweekly, Joy, and Doco's going to jump in on a random Saturday and be like, yo. I can't pod tonight. And we're going to be like, it's not even a pod Saturday.
TWIYpod: Yeah. He going to be the guy that call out on his day off.
Doco: I don't appreciate that.
Lovelace: Hmm.
TWIYpod: Like, he going to call out on his day off.
Doco: No
Lovelace: Oh shit.
Doco: No, you know what?
TWIYpod: That's my type of carry.
Doco: Forget I even said anything.
TWIYpod: That's my type of carry though. Last week you wanted to change the name of the zone. This week, you want to change the schedule.
Doco: I didn't say that. That was Lace.
TWIYpod: That was you.
Lovelace: Hey, these niggas, hold on.
Doco: Lazy gone
Lovelace: These niggas shooting?
Doco: No, no, no, no no Hell no! Hell no. You ain't about to change the subject big like that. That's crazy.
TWIYpod: You see what I'm saying?
Doco: Okay.
TWIYpod: You see what I'm shooting? You don't even live in one of those kind of neighborhoods.
Doco: This nigga lives in the burbs.
TWIYpod: Yeah, you don't even live in one of those kind of neighborhoods, Lace.
Doco: Bro. I hate niggas like you man. No. That was you who said that last week. You gonna tell the truth? Spidey devil or no?
Lovelace: What?
Lovelace: What? Oh, I put the subject in there
Doco: I beg your pardon.
Lovelace: I put the subject in there like three weeks. We were supposed to pod like six weeks ago.
Doco: So again
Lovelace: That shit was from six weeks ago.
Doco: That was Lace.
Lovelace: ah
Doco: That was laces. That was late.
Lovelace: That shit was from six weeks ago.
Doco: Yes.
Lovelace: I was like yo.
Doco: So what? I was reading the topic list, nigga. I was just going down the topics.
Lovelace: Hmm.
Doco: You know what I'm saying?
Lovelace: He's just going by how you transition.
TWIYpod: You hear what he said? You ain't say who put the battery in your back when you said it. You just came out with the topic. I don't read the topic list, so I thought that was coming from your heart.
Lovelace: Hmm.
Doco: No.
TWIYpod: If that wasn't heavy on your heart, King, pardon self.
Doco: No, because I still feel used on a daily basis. so
Doco: Fuck no, we change we don't need to change it. Nope.
Doco: No need.
Lovelace: Hey.
Doco: No need. Y 'all haven't felt used lately?
Lovelace: Impartial.
Doco: and Say more.
Lovelace: Impartial.
Doco: No, what does that mean
Lovelace: That's what the podcast should be now, impartial. That's what I'm watching me now. i
TWIYpod: Ain't nobody coming to listen to no impartial -ass podcast.
TWIYpod: I can't even get a baby to say that man cute.
Doco: No.
TWIYpod: This is the impartial podcast
Doco: You might be, because they might mess it up. then that might be cute.
TWIYpod: Impostor Podcast. Look, that ain't cute.
Doco: Did you do the intro?
Lovelace: if if it it it it if you know
TWIYpod: You know I found a baby to do some free work.
Doco: yeah
TWIYpod: and not pay And not pay the baby.
Doco: um allegedly. Allegedly.
TWIYpod: You know, you know, I'll find the baby to do some free work and not pay the baby
Doco: That's crazy
TWIYpod: I'm...
Doco: Speaking of free word. Um, Your man got very proposed over the last week. Right. And the freeware got...
Doco: Got proposed he he proposed for the third time if I'm not mistaken and um I hit the group chat. Said you niggas is congratulating this nigga you
TWIYpod: You hit the timeline first, then you hit the group chat.
Doco: I did because the timeline didn't give me enough. uh Adrenaline like you say that I like? So I hit the group chat too. It uh The vitriol that I received from you guys.
Doco: but didn't I didn't much appreciate it. So I wanted to ask. One.
Doco: Show them all to be... Engagement is being congratulated. That's number one. And number two, did y 'all attack me for personal reasons?
Doco: Let's let's not all get quiet guys
Lovelace: And that shit funny as fuck.
TWIYpod: i think I think no matter how many times you propose, it should be. It should be celebrated, just like baby showers.
Doco: Why?
TWIYpod: Because it's just like baby showers. I'm coming to find out in my old ass age.
Doco: No.
TWIYpod: You can get 10 of those motherfuckers off and niggas will still show up.
Doco: Not as tacky.
TWIYpod: That's fire.
Lovelace: o
Doco: That's tacky.
TWIYpod: No. That's fire.
Doco: Now that's tacky.
TWIYpod: Now. When it comes down to you doing. Our wedding. like a big ass wedding. And you've been married six times. I don't think you can get that shit off.
TWIYpod: On the sixth wedding, you just got to go, you got to elope. It's got to be you and your close friends circle.
Lovelace: o
TWIYpod: Going to Vegas, getting married by Elvis. After after the third wedding, you just got to go. To the justice of the peace like you got to do something really cool, intimate shit.
TWIYpod: engagements. engagements, you can get unlimited engagements.
Doco: Ah, pardon me, hold on.
TWIYpod: Unlimited.
Doco: part part I got to cut you off. Here's why I think is bad, right?
Lovelace: ah
Doco: Your friend so girl didn't really Evolve much right so it's still Are you same? 10 14 core People. Right. That means those same 10 14 core people.
Doco: Every touch lace chill out. I know what you about to say Those same people every time. Pulled the proposee to the side of the set man. I knew you saw You're about to change this nigga's life. You know I'm so proud of y 'all.
Doco: Three times. That's fucking insane bro.
TWIYpod: Because each of those times it was genuine.
Doco: That's insane. oh
Doco: No, what do you propose if she didn't get pregnant?
TWIYpod: Yeah.
Doco: li If you want to get it, fuck no.
TWIYpod: 100%.
Doco: Let's get into it. No, we wouldn't have.
TWIYpod: 100%. Yo, this is a sick level of hate.
TWIYpod: I want to start there.
Doco: It's not hate.
TWIYpod: This is a sick level of hate, but I will say. I don't believe that it's a shotgun wedding.
Doco: well it's Proper analysis of the same person that we've been.
TWIYpod: Sorry about you. Jody got three kids. Shorty got three kids present day out of wedlock. Why would number four be treated or looked at differently?
Doco: She has two. She has two.
TWIYpod: Three!
Lovelace: Mm -mm.
Doco: 2.
TWIYpod: She's got three kids, bro.
Doco: Three.
Lovelace: She got three.
TWIYpod: She's got she's got some.
Lovelace: She got the twins and she got another ah younger kid.
Doco: Okay.
TWIYpod: she's got Yeah.
Doco: Okay, okay.
TWIYpod: She got three kids out of wedlock, probably two different baby daddies. Why would number three be looked at or treated any differently? This one's up This one's rich.
Doco: Yeah, but that doesn't...
TWIYpod: Why would this one be treated any differently than the other ones?
Lovelace: ah
Doco: That's it. we ain't talking about the the financials and the And whether she's a tainted woman, we I don't give a fuck about that. I'm not judging her for that.
Doco: I'm judging Joe. for proposing To three women. Two out of the three were pregnant based upon proposal
TWIYpod: Yep. you know Everybody couldn't fall in love at 19 like you, gang.
Doco: Come on, bro
TWIYpod: Sorry.
Doco: If I fall love at 19
TWIYpod: Sorry, niggas ain't falling in love at 19 like you and shit.
Doco: love
TWIYpod: Like, niggas is out here living life, thriving. And sometimes you get that yank and you want to propose.
Doco: Nah, man.
TWIYpod: Lace, how many times you propose?
Doco: What?
TWIYpod: Oh.
Lovelace: One nigga.
TWIYpod: Shit. Oh, shit.
Doco: The fuck are you talking about?
TWIYpod: I forgot what pod I was on.
Doco: What? Yeah.
TWIYpod: My bad. This is the live pod.
Lovelace: Yes. it
TWIYpod: My fault.
Doco: This is the Responsible Nigga Podcast.
TWIYpod: My fault.
Doco: Sorry.
TWIYpod: My fault. This is a lot of pot. Yeah, I've only proposed once to guys. No. Proposed Maritimes!
Lovelace: i'm a one in one I'm a one and done type nigga. I don't believe in divorce. and i don't
TWIYpod: Amen.
Lovelace: getting second marriages and all that.
TWIYpod: i' getting these I'm getting these fucking proposals off.
Doco: All right.
Lovelace: Out of here.
Doco: Alright.
TWIYpod: You hear me? I think I might have proposed to Shorty at graduation just because the vibe was vibing.
TWIYpod: Anytime you propose without a ringer, don't even count on your jacket, for real.
Lovelace: Proposing without a ring.
Doco: It just doesn't make sense to me
TWIYpod: And... And proposals after sex don't count neither. Hey, for the fans out there.
Lovelace: Oh shit.
TWIYpod: Any proposal that happened after sex don't count. So if you walk around...
Doco: Whatever you into. You go do that. You go do you, my bro.
TWIYpod: It... If you walking around thinking that you somebody's fiance because they got on one knee with the... With the sticky dick? That is not a real proposal.
TWIYpod: Sorry.
Lovelace: He had dipstick for no proposal breath
Doco: wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
Lovelace: Oh shit!
TWIYpod: That's a used dipstick.
Doco: You are meat watcher number one.
Lovelace: but
TWIYpod: That's a used proposal.
Doco: to
Lovelace: Shit.
TWIYpod: can
Lovelace: Hmm.
Doco: That's hate. So... All right. Oh.
TWIYpod: So that's hate, but what you're doing is not hate.
Doco: Personal.
TWIYpod: that's you
Doco: I've never said it wasn't.
Lovelace: Mmm.
Doco: I've never said it wasn't. But it's also very ah Pragmatic and analytical also. We've watched this man for 10 years at least
Doco: and on Come on. i Could be hidden I could be onto something. I be right a lot. just you know really early But, well.
Lovelace: I'm gonna just say. This time. is different than Even the last time.
Doco: Cause he's fu - fucking washed!
Lovelace: No, this time is different because It was... a fair um
Doco: Look s Scully taking this personal He's taking his shit personal.
Lovelace: of friends and family thing.
Doco: Fuck.
Lovelace: It was a friends and family affair. The last one was...
Doco: So was the last. Last one!
Lovelace: The last one was in a live podcast.
TWIYpod: And the one before that was Love & Hip Hop.
Doco: Oh.
Lovelace: Niggas like me is that barely was able to get to the show was in the building for that.
Doco: you
Lovelace: like This was people. In Maul's words, dapper. Invited. Plus ones.
Doco: Yeah.
Lovelace: Bye. this was This was the people was there that was supposed to be there.
TWIYpod: Yo, what happened to love and love? Like...
Doco: um up
TWIYpod: Two motherfuckers that have no impact on my life whatsoever got engaged. Shout out to them.
Doco: Yes. I agree. Also, The same nigga that has no impact on your life. Y 'all niggas was tweeting and adding and congratulating
Lovelace: No, don't y 'all I didn't say nothing. Yeah.
Doco: Because you my nigga.
Lovelace: Yeah. I can't say shit.
Doco: You with me? But... Just saying. So if it has no impact on your life.
TWIYpod: i congratulated him I congratulated him directly. Or I just said, oh shit, niggas got engaged?
Lovelace: Hmm.
Doco: um No, but Khalil was a person who was also attacking me.
TWIYpod: Congrats.
Doco: that morning. so You know, you taking some of the...
TWIYpod: Because you...
Lovelace: comment
Doco: You taking some of this, uh...
TWIYpod: Because you was... Yo, I want y 'all to know.
Doco: words that he might have received, you know.
TWIYpod: we we We talked about this last week when we said dolo Doco be gaslighting in the group chat.
Doco: I don't.
TWIYpod: He's extended the gaslighting outside of the group chat and onto to the internets.
Lovelace: Hmm.
TWIYpod: Bob Dole's internet, by the way. Beyonce's internet, Giselle. On her internet Gaslighting you young kings and queens
Doco: Awesome.
TWIYpod: yo know being mad that a nigger proposed three times is crazy
Doco: Not being mad that a nigga proposed three times.
TWIYpod: Like a like a nigga can't like Like a guy can't evolve. He might have evolved.
Lovelace: No, that's crazy
Doco: Are you not listening to me? That is not what I was hating about at all.
TWIYpod: You're celebrating. You're mad that people are celebrating somebody being.
Doco: No, I am mad that y 'all are getting all excited.
TWIYpod: engaged.
Doco: How about this nigga doing it? Three times.
TWIYpod: I'm not excited.
Doco: I've never in the history of anything seen anybody...
TWIYpod: I wasn't. it hurt
Doco: Be happy for a nigga that failed. And then did it for the third time. And say, woohoo, let's try. I've never seen that. But um after the second attempt, nigga's like, alright, nigga.
Doco: We're gonna wait until you actually do it.
Lovelace: But... but Is it still a clean slate if you never got married?
Doco: No.
Lovelace: I mean... Technically.
Doco: No Because you have an attachment to you still, which is kids.
Lovelace: Well, the kid thing is different. That's a lot of niggas that...
Doco: Proposals No kid breakup Clean slate.
Lovelace: o
Doco: Proposal. Kid.
TWIYpod: So you got to take one of those off his jacket because he ain't got a kid with one of them.
Doco: Break up.
Doco: okay two Let's go to failed
Lovelace: And if she thrives and gets a whole other kid with somebody else afterwards.
TWIYpod: No, it's just one fail and one potential.
Doco: We'll go two field.
Lovelace: Do we not count that no more?
TWIYpod: Mmm.
Doco: I'm sorry. I'm sorry lace
Lovelace: If she's thriving in another relationship and has another kid now, do we not count that one anymore either?
TWIYpod: And Mary. And Mary.
Lovelace: They marry I don't know if they marry I just know
TWIYpod: I don't know. I'm pretty sure she married him.
Lovelace: the She with the chef, nigga.
Doco: Okay, so you giving... Buddy credit for. Something she would have did with her own life.
Lovelace: No, I'm not saying credit. I'm saying do we still count it? if she's happy living the life she want to live.
Doco: Nigga. Yes, it happened What are we talking about?
Lovelace: Why are we counting?
Doco: Because it happened. His failure led her to that man if we're being honest
Lovelace: AHHHHH! oh
Doco: Just saying.
Lovelace: I mean, technically.
Doco: Just saying.
Lovelace: Technically
TWIYpod: So wouldn't her failure...
Doco: Just saying.
Lovelace: She was just trying to find her way in the world.
TWIYpod: Wouldn't her failure had led him to the woman that he's with now?
Doco: He lived. She left him, though, so it was his failure. If he would have been the one to leave, then yeah.
Lovelace: Yeah. Don't know I can't relate so Simply.
Doco: me Me either. Yeah, you know.
Lovelace: Talk to us. Talk to us.
TWIYpod: A bunch of niggas shooting 100 % from the proposal line. That's nuts.
Doco: Some of us bet a hundred.
TWIYpod: That's nuts by the way.
Doco: Some of us bat a hundred.
TWIYpod: That's nuts.
Doco: You know why?
TWIYpod: so Because you're not living.
Doco: Because some of us do the work to make it work, nigga, that's why.
TWIYpod: No!
Lovelace: Hmm.
TWIYpod: It's because you're not living, doco. That's what it is. If you've never proposed to a joint that you knew you didn't see a future with, but you did it because y 'all gotten that bad argument and you trying to get shorty back in your life.
Doco: I beg your pardon.
TWIYpod: So you propose shorty.
Doco: I beg your pardon.
TWIYpod: You know, you ain't living.
Doco: Yeah, see, I'm not...
TWIYpod: Because you done threatened to end your life over a queen before.
Doco: Go ahead Lace.
Lovelace: Get it. Get it. Can't say this, can't say this. No, no, no, no. I'm tired of this shit.
Doco: Nope.
Lovelace: I'm tired of this shit. yeah i go to the group chat with this year too Did I just mean... that you wasn't running the relationship. That's basically what it tells me. You had to do all that begging.
Lovelace: Like he was in the 90s in a super group. baby but but but Baby, baby, but baby, baby,
Doco: a Lays target right now to you
Lovelace: But we'll get there.
Doco: The the.
Lovelace: Goodbye, goodbye.
TWIYpod: Well, let's still be...
Doco: The repair?
TWIYpod: Lace don't even apologize. So I know Lace isn't trying to beg his queen back. Lace don't even apologize.
Doco: And he's still married.
TWIYpod: When he dead wrong, he don't apologize.
Doco: And he's still married.
Lovelace: I'm married.
TWIYpod: Hmm. Mmm.
Lovelace: Seven keys.
Doco: Still married.
Lovelace: Oh.
Doco: And he had one baby shower, nigga, maybe two.
TWIYpod: yes
TWIYpod: Absolutely not.
Lovelace: Okay. yeah i
TWIYpod: That nigga has seven.
Doco: Multiple baby showers is so tacky.
TWIYpod: He's...
Lovelace: this and this This one will be my...
Doco: awesome
Lovelace: Maybe shower.
Doco: This cup.
TWIYpod: Why you skip too? Because there was and there was this time.
Lovelace: What? Get free. Wild skip three.
TWIYpod: there was It was in such close proximity.
Lovelace: Yes. ah
TWIYpod: He felt like he was running to the well too many times.
Doco: No, if you have the kids back to back, what more shit do you need?
TWIYpod: That's why he had the other one.
Doco: That's logical. You don't need more shit.
TWIYpod: Have a baby shower every time you have kids.
Lovelace: and no We didn't have no baby stuff left. This is why I tell y 'all.
Doco: That shit is fucking tacky, bro.
Lovelace: We thought science did its job. he does
TWIYpod: Hey, yo.
Doco: Baby shower. Sprinkle.
TWIYpod: If you...
Doco: that's it thank you
TWIYpod: If you're a fan of the pod and you're sexually active, have a baby shower for every kid.
Doco: Okay.
Doco: No.
TWIYpod: I don't care if you don't get shit, but some receiving blankets and some pampers. It's less.
Doco: No.
TWIYpod: for you to buy.
Lovelace: You get that at the hospital though.
TWIYpod: They give you like ah a three days worth. They don't give you a lifetime worth of receiving blankets.
Lovelace: ah No, no, no, no, no.
Doco: Nah, you gotta get cool with the staff.
Lovelace: No, no, no, no. Let me tell you to take as much as you want.
Doco: You got to get cool with the staff.
TWIYpod: when's the last time you had a kid bro they don't give you that many receiving blankets
Lovelace: I can't two years ago.
Doco: Yeah, what you talking about nigga?
Lovelace: about.
TWIYpod: and ah kids both me twenty one I
Lovelace: Heheheheh
Doco: The last time you had a kid, nigga, you got something to tell us?
Lovelace: I'm going to tell you something. It's a whole trending thing on TikTok. about ah the amount of shit they give you.
Doco: Yeah.
Lovelace: They doing the spin that shit with all the baby stuff.
TWIYpod: It...
Doco: The hospital staff be...
TWIYpod: Well, because they charge you out the wazoo to have a baby at the hospital. Have your babies at...
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: If you're sexually active and you're listening to the pod, have your babies in a pool in your living room.
Doco: How about we just stop having kids?
TWIYpod: Stop having kids.
Doco: That works too. Yeah.
TWIYpod: This nigga got...
Lovelace: For niggas like you!
Doco: I'm with that.
TWIYpod: This... you guys. It is.
Lovelace: um
TWIYpod: I'm having peace. You can I -
Doco: I'm with that
TWIYpod: Good. He still can't stop having kids.
Doco: I'm with that bro. I'm with stop having kids. For sure.
TWIYpod: Now. I'm not with that.
Doco: I'm with that
TWIYpod: Have more kids, more life.
Doco: Fuck no.
TWIYpod: More life. We need more spoiled black children on America.
Doco: of
TWIYpod: Have more kids. Be irresponsible with your genitals. More children.
Doco: No.
TWIYpod: More children.
Doco: No. No more kids.
TWIYpod: And fathers.
Doco: bro We don't need no more kids period
TWIYpod: Fathers and some mothers. If the kid's not a vibe. Leave.
Lovelace: Hey.
TWIYpod: Go find the right nuclear family for you.
Doco: What did you say?
TWIYpod: That was well advised, my man. but still take it.
Doco: Actually that's a good question.
TWIYpod: Still take it, though.
Doco: No, I gotta get that's it You just... You just walk me to a good Subject.
TWIYpod: That's what I'm here for.
Doco: If the... If a man has a kid at a young age, let's say 1920.
Doco: Shitty baby dad.
Lovelace: Mmm.
Doco: Not really in the baby's life.
Lovelace: Mm.
Doco: Right. Those couple years maybe Six seven years past
Lovelace: Six seven.
Doco: He becomes a... Somewhat reasonable adult. engaged married has another kid Right. Do you think... um It's fair for...
Doco: First mom to resent New life.
TWIYpod: Yeah. They always going to resent when you get more kids. and you treat the the second family better than you treated the first family, or...
Lovelace: oh
TWIYpod: What's even worse, if you meet a girl with kids and you playing stepdaddy somewhere and you wasn't real daddy for your own kids. Oh, my God. Your baby mama.
TWIYpod: might get you jumped in a McDonald's parking lot. Yeah.
Doco: That was anecdotal. I like that. Okay.
Lovelace: Oh shit.
Doco: Hmm. That's interesting.
Lovelace: And then you got to leave with the sprinkles and the vanilla. Hmm.
TWIYpod: On God.
Lovelace: Man.
Doco: Crazy. You should have got it in a cup.
TWIYpod: Yeah. Like, yeah yeah bm your BM is always going to compare what you do with every kid. That's not the one that you made with them.
Doco: Yeah, that's why you married her.
TWIYpod: And you can't just, why? Why would you do that?
Lovelace: You know what's crazy, though?
TWIYpod: Why would you marry your co -parent?
Doco: Because of that.
Lovelace: That's crazy to act like that when you didn't have any more kids afterward.
Doco: the co -parenting Co -parenting doesn't exist when you're married.
TWIYpod: What?
Lovelace: No, that's it.
Doco: That's not a... That's not a word we eat that's in a part of the word out. No. we're not co -parenting We're just raising kids.
Lovelace: One band, one sound.
Lovelace: Love Lays Gang, bitch.
Doco: We just yeah like
Lovelace: That's all I got. Is that all?
Doco: We just raising kids. There is no co -parenting.
TWIYpod: Yeah, I'm up.
Doco: there is no uh she does that at your house they do this at my no no way
TWIYpod: I'm gonna hold y 'all hand when I say this. And I truly want y 'all to know this. There's no disrespect coming from this.
TWIYpod: Y 'all are blaming... The world. Because y 'all didn't have it like that. Y 'all ain't have motion. You don't have motion.
TWIYpod: The first joint you got knocked up, the first joint you got knocked up, you bent the knee for.
Lovelace: All right. Love, Blaze. Call it a week.
TWIYpod: Game of Thrones style.
Lovelace: All right.
TWIYpod: You bent the knee for Khaleesi.
Lovelace: Love Lace Call of the Week. Hold on. Give me one second.
TWIYpod: Oh, shit. Who you calling? And it better not be your better half.
Lovelace: No, no no no
TWIYpod: I'm sick. I'm sick of this narrative that y 'all are trying to push that just because you get somebody pregnant, you gotta marry them.
Lovelace: Oh.
Doco: but I had two abortions in high school. I had two abortions in high school.
TWIYpod: Yes?
Lovelace: Welcome.
TWIYpod: Just because you get somebody pregnant don't mean you have to marry them.
Lovelace: Hmm.
TWIYpod: Sometimes those two people aren't a good fit.
Lovelace: But that's okay
TWIYpod: I'm not going to be. But you...
Lovelace: Good, good, good.
Doco: You were asking us to like...
Lovelace: hey Become a better shooter.
Doco: Brag on ourselves and that's so weird
Lovelace: Become a better shooter.
TWIYpod: Go!
Doco: That's so weird
TWIYpod: Nah man.
Lovelace: Be a quality shooter dog be a quality shooter
Doco: That's so weird
TWIYpod: sometimes Sometimes that person that you procreated with isn't your forever person.
Lovelace: you
TWIYpod: And that's okay. That don't mean you a failure at life. That don't mean niggas get to talk to you while slicking the mouth. Because you didn't marry the person you... created a life with.
Doco: Nobody said that.
Lovelace: Nobody talks to you slick about who you procreated with.
TWIYpod: Especially...
Lovelace: What I'm saying is this.
TWIYpod: Especially a man.
Lovelace: Yo, you're flesh and blood. Yo, see.
TWIYpod: What about it?
Doco: huh
Lovelace: Are you able to receive the day to day? No!
Doco: <unk>
TWIYpod: The day to day shit is cool.
Doco: Mm hmm.
TWIYpod: But if me and moms is beefing. The day -to -day shit is not finna be smooth.
Lovelace: That's important.
TWIYpod: Y 'all never live.
Lovelace: That's the problem.
Doco: Exactly.
TWIYpod: Y 'all never lived and had to co -parent under the same roof with a op.
Lovelace: I went through that as a kid.
TWIYpod: Y 'all never did that before.
Lovelace: I went through that as a kid and said, don't go and be me.
Doco: No. No.
TWIYpod: So you're not qualified to have this conversation.
Doco: Okay. So so tell me Tell me
TWIYpod: A bunch of married, 100 % proposal dudes trying to tell me that, yo, know if you had a kid with her, you should have married her.
Doco: Why that is
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: Why?
Lovelace: That's not what we're saying.
Doco: Nobody said that
TWIYpod: Me and Shorty was toxic.
Doco: That's not what we said. Oh, this is the Twisted Words pod.
Lovelace: That's not what we're saying at all.
Doco: That's what this is today.
Lovelace: Heh. Wait.
Doco: Because niggas is not... listening.
Lovelace: What is being said is... What is being said is better discernment, it man.
Doco: Not listening Yes.
TWIYpod: It's not about discernment neither, because when when Shorty got knocked up, we was on decent terms. People change over time. People go in different directions. People grow apart.
Lovelace: Hey. What's my man's?
Doco: Or were you a dickhead while she was pregnant?
TWIYpod: Especially at a...
Lovelace: Yeah.
TWIYpod: especially at a young age, especially at a young age.
Lovelace: I'm looking for the future.
Doco: Or...
TWIYpod: And here y 'all.
Doco: Were you a dickhead when she was pregnant?
TWIYpod: No, we were toxic with each other.
Doco: Aww.
TWIYpod: Look, you want to make me call Shorty. There's not one person to blame for this.
Lovelace: you you You ain't gonna call it, though.
TWIYpod: we would We were toxic for each other.
Doco: yeah he won
Lovelace: Yeah.
Doco: he won't
Lovelace: They go call it up
TWIYpod: We... We were toxic for each other.
Lovelace: yeah
TWIYpod: Look, she didn't handle money right.
Doco: Would she say that?
TWIYpod: I didn't. Yeah, she'll 100 % say that.
Lovelace: Call right now
TWIYpod: she she She didn't handle money right. I didn't handle interpersonal relationships the way that she would like.
Lovelace: Ooh, right now.
Doco: You don't want to deal with that either way.
Lovelace: used Take the use of 200 viewers right now.
Doco: He don't want to deal with that either way.
TWIYpod: Nah. What I'm saying is...
Doco: The call is a fuck up. And even if he don't answer, he fucked up.
TWIYpod: what ah What I'm saying is sometimes people grow apart. The person that you was when you met this person at 18, 19 is not the same person you're going to be when you 23, 24.
Doco: Yeah, that's true
TWIYpod: And that's peace. And if shit don't work out between you, that's peace. But people. can't look at you like you a failure or you deserve all the bad things that happen in life because you didn't marry that woman.
Doco: No, you just didn't work hard enough.
Lovelace: Are you...
TWIYpod: You didn't work You didn't work hard enough because you didn't marry. Look, me working hard was getting away from that young lady.
Doco: Maybe.
TWIYpod: Because we couldn't be in the same house. I'm a chill laid back guy, but if you can get me out my body to break furniture that I paid for, we probably should live together.
Lovelace: So oh you...
Doco: Yeah, but what got you...
TWIYpod: that's not That's not an environment that's...
Doco: Hold on, wait a second though.
Lovelace: Have you played Kiffin in Ole Miss?
TWIYpod: Hold on.
Doco: But wait, wait, wait.
TWIYpod: That's not an environment that you should raise kids in.
Lovelace: See how this is?
Doco: Wait a second. Wait a second.
TWIYpod: Here you go.
Doco: What got you so emotionally charged that you as a man? Decided to break Furniture. Please, tell us.
Lovelace: Damn. Doku got a problem with the furniture and the dishes breaking, so go ahead.
TWIYpod: me Me giving you money to pay bills and you taking that money. to do whatever the fuck and not paying the bills got me mad enough to break shit
Doco: okay
TWIYpod: If you're supposed to manage the household.
Lovelace: Mm.
TWIYpod: Take take something off my plate
Lovelace: I got one.
TWIYpod: All you do is go to school. All you do is go to and and let me take that back. You're a student. You go to school, because I don't want to say all you do is go to school. You're a student. You go to school.
TWIYpod: You don't have to work. Your whole life is funded. All I ask you to do. It's pay the cable bill, pay the light bill with my money. I'm giving you my money to pay this. If you don't pay it... You steal it.
TWIYpod: You gonna make me come out my body because why am I sitting in the house in the dark?
Doco: okay So... Could we have maybe realized that that's not a responsibility that she can take in? You just have to do it yourself.
TWIYpod: Hindsight, yeah. But in the moment when you're sitting in the dark. and you got a thirteen hundred dollar disconnect on your lights And you've been caking out money month over month. They don't just cut your lights off because you missed one payment, doco.
Doco: No, no, I listen I understand You gotta be behind a lot.
TWIYpod: you got um You gotta miss a bunch.
Doco: Yeah.
Lovelace: yeah I don't know if today did. and Today they give you 30 days.
Doco: Nah, not today
Lovelace: Today they give you 30 days.
Doco: Not today.
TWIYpod: Now ver Verizon will cut you loose. They sent me an interruption notice. The bill just came out.
Doco: I ain't never cut my shit off.
TWIYpod: Tuesday.
Doco: I gotta, uh... You know. Hmm. We got one of them kids in this house. You can't cut me off, nigga. Don't play.
Lovelace: Nah, Georgia Power would be like, hey. Hey you f - Thanks, man.
TWIYpod: That nigga got the extra flex on the fantasy football team.
Doco: Nigga no. No. We got a handicap for real.
TWIYpod: Nah, but...
Doco: No, I don't know, bro. I just...
TWIYpod: In the moment, in the moment. You don't see. the logic behind it. Today, grown me, adult me. You know what? You don't handle the money no anymore. i handle the money I handle the money moving forward. And we're going to have a serious talk about why I can't trust you with money.
Doco: so Do you think...
TWIYpod: 22 mean?
Lovelace: Hold on, hold on, hold on
Doco: No, no, no. Honestly, do you think if you were a little older...
Lovelace: Next question.
Doco: And... made different Uh... decisions along the way that y 'all could have made it work.
TWIYpod: No.
Doco: Not saying that you wanted to.
TWIYpod: Nah.
Doco: saying, do you think you could have?
TWIYpod: I couldn't have Because we were toxic together. We were a bad chemical mixture.
Doco: You think we was normal?
TWIYpod: is It's H2SO4 over here.
Lovelace: No. Thanks, Kelly.
TWIYpod: it's h When you mix the H2SO4, you get acid.
Lovelace: wendy
Doco: Yeah, but do you like...
TWIYpod: That shit will go together in the beaker and you think shit's smooth until you spill it on yourself.
Doco: I don't know ah
TWIYpod: And now you got the fucking acid hand.
Lovelace: when did you be When do you feel like you became an adult? At what age?
TWIYpod: I've been grown.
Lovelace: No, um I'm asking because of your statement that you that you made
Doco: No Yeah. Yeah, I understand what you're saying, Lace.
TWIYpod: Hmm. That level grown, probably 23, 24. But all of this is happening at the same time.
Lovelace: and Okay.
Lovelace: Mm -hmm.
TWIYpod: All of this is happening at the same time. A breakup with your co -parent, dealing with custody shit, dealing with child support shit. All this shit is happening simultaneously. That shit will grow your ass up.
Lovelace: but what But what I'm saying is, what do you think would have happened if you would have been in that mindset in that state? prior to the child coming in.
TWIYpod: I would have never let Shorty move in my crib. She would have been pregnant living on campus. And I'd have been a fucked up individual for that.
Doco: why
TWIYpod: Because why?
Lovelace: Why?
TWIYpod: Because why you got the person that you made a child with. sleeping in a room with another adult on college campus.
Doco: e
TWIYpod: That's foul. That's not, that's not like, even at my most least gentleman phase in life, I never was a do dirt nigga to put a woman through that kind of shit.
Lovelace: oh
Doco: e
Lovelace: Was the dorm paid for already?
TWIYpod: On loan. student loan.
Lovelace: So she was to pay for it.
Doco: So. So in reality, she was wasting money.
TWIYpod: Nah, nah, nah, because you got your bread back.
Lovelace: um
TWIYpod: All you had to do was say, yo, I'm pregnant. and they They cut you out the dorm. Hey, I got other living conditions. They cut you out the dorm. you Now you got to pay for when you stayed. But they're not gonna hit you moving forward because they can put another body in there
Lovelace: Mm. Mm.
Doco: don't know That's interesting though.
Lovelace: I don't know.
TWIYpod: Like I said.
Lovelace: my My queen was already living with me when she got pregnant, so I don't even know, bro.
TWIYpod: Is...
Doco: Same.
Lovelace: but i was still But we were still in school, so I don't know.
Doco: ah I was living with her. actually.
TWIYpod: it's a bunch of It's a bunch of dudes on this pod with no motion, man. I just want...
Lovelace: No, no.
TWIYpod: i want men with motion i want men with motion to look at these clips that we gonna post
Doco: Scully, you didn't have...
Lovelace: Let's go. to get it. Listen, listen, listen.
TWIYpod: I have motion.
Doco: I'll let you move in my house, dick bro.
TWIYpod: Gang, I have motion.
Doco: You didn't have I'll let you move in my house dick, bro.
TWIYpod: Gang, I have motion.
Lovelace: I like, yeah, it's a woman.
Doco: You didn't.
Lovelace: so it's uh
Doco: You just didn't. You just didn't. You didn't have I'll i'll let you move in my house, dick, bro. You didn't have I'll relocate you to a whole other town, dick, bro. You didn't. You just didn't.
Doco: Sorry! Like I'm actually getting tired of you talking to me like this cuz niggas have emotion STOP FUCKING BLU - of me. Just saying!
Lovelace: you
TWIYpod: Yo, look at this shit we getting sensitive over.
Doco: you said No It was Ali.
TWIYpod: Look at this shit.
Doco: Come on, nigga. Come on.
Lovelace: Hey.
Doco: You know, I'm just saying you didn't you know, you've always been the pain again.
TWIYpod: the world.
Doco: That's all that's all I say
Lovelace: BAM
Doco: You know?
Lovelace: What did Drake say?
TWIYpod: ask any Ask any woman.
Doco: Okay. Yeah.
Lovelace: BAM!
TWIYpod: Ask any woman on earth what's more important to them, dick or money. I promise you it's gonna be money every time. You can find dick anywhere.
Doco: oh Absolutely. Listen, I didn't say that.
TWIYpod: They'll take your money and go get some unemployed dick, doco.
Doco: I didn't say that But when the dick is powerful enough for them to supersede the thoughts of the money.
TWIYpod: Your dick's not that powerful, though, Cole.
Doco: You are that nigga.
TWIYpod: Your dick's not that powerful, Doco.
Doco: I'm potentially putting myself in a situation to be homeless over you nigga.
TWIYpod: I'm sorry.
TWIYpod: I'm sorry, Bill.
Doco: If they catch you being here, I will get kicked out.
TWIYpod: Young dick is worth being homeless. They'll take that risk. Young people don't care about tomorrow.
Doco: You a hater.
Lovelace: a
Doco: Is that true?
TWIYpod: Young people don't care about tomorrow, Doco.
Doco: You a hater.
TWIYpod: I'm tired of you trying to muscle and flex like you big dick bandit.
Doco: You a hater.
TWIYpod: I'm sorry.
Doco: I never said that.
TWIYpod: I don't care if you got 12 inches of dick, don't go.
Lovelace: or
Doco: Here.
TWIYpod: It doesn't matter.
Lovelace: Awesome. Hi! Pause. Pause! What the fuck?
TWIYpod: clo That was...
Lovelace: Hey, check this ten is out.
Doco: Whatever you into.
TWIYpod: No ghost trying to go viral with Cliff.
Doco: You go do that. You go do you, my...
TWIYpod: Go Bulls.
Doco: No, I'm just saying.
Lovelace: Okay.
TWIYpod: Yoko is clip farming us on the pod.
Doco: You know. Because... you can't You can't, like... You can't necessarily say niggas didn't have motion, right?
TWIYpod: You didn't have a motion, gang.
Doco: Because we wasn't. Bro.
TWIYpod: You didn't have motion.
Doco: Listen.
TWIYpod: I promise you you didn't have motion.
Doco: Listen. We? Again?
TWIYpod: Both of you didn't have motion
Doco: Lace was in the snap era nigga. Come on.
Lovelace: Bye.
TWIYpod: I don't care.
Lovelace: You're making me a fool.
Doco: come on man
Lovelace: Maybe.
TWIYpod: i don't care if don't go head I don't care if Lace had the white glasses from Fable.
Doco: come on man oh ye
TWIYpod: I don't care. I don't care if he was in the crib yelling, Barbara!
Doco: up man
Doco: They hosted the parties.
Lovelace: yeah
TWIYpod: I don't care.
Doco: Lace was the party man.
TWIYpod: I don't care if Lacey was the part.
Lovelace: yeah
Doco: Don't forget.
TWIYpod: I don't care if Lacey was the ecstasy man. He ain't have motion.
Lovelace: oh
TWIYpod: Neither one of y 'all had motion. You've been locked down too long to tell me that y 'all had motion.
Lovelace: and now No. No.
TWIYpod: Lace, you've been locked down since you was old enough to drink. That's too young to be locked down, bro.
Doco: I need you to explain that though. So, because I made proper choices.
Lovelace: It's not. When you move. Peace. What? Eight to ten years before that. I'm sorry. I grew up fast.
TWIYpod: Lace, lace, you ain't.
Doco: Yeah, yeah.
Lovelace: House on the side.
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: You ain't lived you ain't lived until you had motion with money and you was out here single when you if you
Lovelace: Now... See, the fun thing you see the fun thing is when you got motion. When you don't have money. When you the young nigga that they gotta get in the club.
Doco: Thank you. A nigga with two pair of pants.
Lovelace: You underage.
TWIYpod: No. No.
Lovelace: That's when the motion is fun.
TWIYpod: You're misunderstood.
Doco: Yeah. That's when you got motion.
TWIYpod: You missed a bit.
Lovelace: the motion is The emotion is when you're on the tour bus.
TWIYpod: You're a misunderstood young man.
TWIYpod: No.
Lovelace: You the teenager.
TWIYpod: It's not.
Doco: talk lace
Lovelace: What's the beat here?
Doco: Talk, Lace.
Lovelace: Like the ah the most she was there.
Doco: Yeah.
Lovelace: Like what are you talking about?
Doco: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, nigga
TWIYpod: This is why y 'all frustrate me on purpose.
Doco: We all didn't have to wear fucking shell -toed Pumas.
TWIYpod: god do it It's hot. You're right. We gonna get...
Doco: In track suits.
TWIYpod: We're going to pod every two weeks now because I can't do this every seven days with y 'all.
Doco: and you know
TWIYpod: Listen.
Doco: Oh, no, no, no.
TWIYpod: when i went if somebody If somebody asked me about the best job I ever had in my life or the best time in life I ever had, you know what I'm going to revert back to?
Doco: Nope, you got me. You woke me up now. Fuck that.
Lovelace: Mm hmm.
TWIYpod: Back when I was getting paid $6 .25. on some bullshit job.
Doco: you hear this boomer.
TWIYpod: Because that was the most fun of my life because we made fun out of everything and money wasn't an issue.
Doco: You hear this boomer?
TWIYpod: But when I got money. and i was single and i had motion i promise you That let me know that this shit is living you young men that got locked down early before you got a taste of real money I'm talking real adult money here i'm not talking about a tax return money i'm talking real adult money
Lovelace: Mm hmm.
Lovelace: Mm -hmm.
TWIYpod: I'm talking, yo, we bored. What y 'all finna do? yeah Let's just go to Miami. And the whole gang go to Miami and post up Labor Day weekend money. I'm talking fuck you money. Y 'all ain't never had that because by the time you got something that resembled fuck you money, you was already tied down. for man long.
TWIYpod: I was... I was outside with that.
Doco: but Listen, I will agree with...
TWIYpod: I was outside with that.
Lovelace: a
Doco: I will agree with I didn't live wild.
Lovelace: Damn.
TWIYpod: Having the time of my life.
Doco: And I didn't...
Lovelace: Damn, but I went to...
TWIYpod: Being irresponsible with my genitals.
Doco: i didn't know
TWIYpod: I was doing that.
Lovelace: But once you get them... me. But what if he went to Miami before that even mattered, though?
Doco: No But that doesn't constitute not having motion though
TWIYpod: I wonder if he wants a mic. What if I went to Miami before I had money? Then you was in Miami broke, okay?
Lovelace: No. what might bro
TWIYpod: I'm sorry. You wasn't having the experience that you deserve, King.
Lovelace: okay I had a great experience.
Doco: No. I disagree.
TWIYpod: You had an experience that you deserve for your budget.
Lovelace: Cheers.
TWIYpod: You're correct. When you go places and you don't have good money, you get the experience that you can afford and you don't know no different.
Lovelace: Oh my goodness.
Doco: I like how you talk to us right now.
Lovelace: I love it. I love it.
TWIYpod: When you don't know no different.
Lovelace: Yeah.
Doco: No, I don't like this because he's kind of right.
TWIYpod: Hey! I love flying and going places, and then I flew first class, and now I'm spoiled, and I can't fly nowhere else unless it's first class.
Lovelace: Hey. It is. It's in my car. What's going on? guest on this podcast. that can tell the Miami story.
TWIYpod: They got a little button.
Lovelace: Yes.
TWIYpod: They got a little ejecto button.
Doco: Shout out to this rich nigga to the right of me.
TWIYpod: Like...
Doco: Oh my God.
TWIYpod: Like if you was in a car, that's where they will tuck the guns in first class.
Doco: Shout out to the rich nigga.
TWIYpod: They got a little ejecto button. You hit the button. who p A laptop trade come out
TWIYpod: Amen. That's kind of sassy where the Mohawk will serve you drinks. With some cool little dry ice effects on the motherfucker.
Doco: so
TWIYpod: And they know your name. and everybody gotta walk past you and you're having the time of your life first class is great
Doco: That's not, that's the, nah, nope, I'm not rolling.
TWIYpod: You never been up on a plane, gang. You're not qualified to talk to me.
Doco: I'm not rolling.
TWIYpod: You never been on a plane, gang.
Doco: I'm not rolling.
TWIYpod: You're not qualified to talk to me right now.
Doco: Nick I have a fear of heights The fuck are we talking about?
TWIYpod: so first class don't mean nothing to you because you're not getting on a plane
Lovelace: if
Doco: It don't count!
Doco: That don't count.
Lovelace: m
TWIYpod: Next host. What about you? You've been on a plane, young man.
Doco: That don't count.
Lovelace: hi Of course.
TWIYpod: No, no, I'm talking.
Doco: Lace is cheap, though. He flies Spirit.
TWIYpod: Lace never flying first class. Lace, you get first class, I promise you. It'll ruin your flying. You'll never fly regular again.
Lovelace: First of all
TWIYpod: You'll never...
Doco: That has nothing to do with motion and women, though.
Lovelace: Thanks a lot. I've flown both. Okay.
Doco: That's nothing. That has nothing to do with it.
TWIYpod: My bad. I didn't mean to shit on you. like but
Lovelace: That's right. Flo Bo.
Doco: No, he's listen a lazy try to shoot that's okay, but
Lovelace: hey Hey
Doco: That has nothing to do with it
Lovelace: Now, did I pay for it any time I've been on first class? No. Not at all. it a but
Doco: Because what you're saying is money and access. And that's not what we're talking about at all.
TWIYpod: Money and access gives you motion.
Doco: No.
TWIYpod: Yeah.
Doco: No.
Lovelace: But you're not answering the question about what about us niggas with motion? that ain't got the money that you talking about.
Doco: It ne didn't need it.
TWIYpod: You got it. You've got to hook up so you can't fully enjoy the experience because you...
Doco: Now fuck you You're out of your mind.
Lovelace: No, I can.
TWIYpod: You a tag along. you attack along you don't you can't fully enjoy the experience because you attack along
Doco: You're out of your mind.
Lovelace: It's
Lovelace: Alright.
TWIYpod: If we go out, bet, watch this. If we go out somewhere.
Lovelace: Mm -hmm.
TWIYpod: And we go to a club and I get in the section and I bring y 'all with me. Y 'all in the section with me.
Lovelace: mm -hmm
TWIYpod: Let's say we go to a strippy joint.
Lovelace: Mm -hmm.
TWIYpod: And I bring y 'all in this section with me.
Lovelace: Mm -hmm.
TWIYpod: I'm not gonna let y 'all not have a good time. so i'm going to give you money you're having fun on somebody else's dime you're a tag along
Doco: Oh, you out your a fucking mind. I ain't that nigga. Never
TWIYpod: No, if I say, then we going band for band with the strippers.
Doco: yeah
TWIYpod: and And you drop out, and I still got 90 bands to throw.
Doco: yeah
TWIYpod: I'm going to give you some so that we can all have the same level of fun.
Doco: no Mm -mm.
TWIYpod: And you just... You're going to be stubborn and not take them. So go sit in the car.
Lovelace: I was waiting for you to finish your point.
Doco: Yes, no, I'm going to I'm gonna remove myself
TWIYpod: So go sit in the car.
Lovelace: victor I'll let him his plate.
TWIYpod: Go sit in the car. We hear.
Doco: I'm gonna remove myself.
TWIYpod: Go sit in the car, remove yourself. We here for five more hours and now you just sitting in the corner with the blue face on while we're having a time of our lives because you don't want to participate in the ban for ban no more.
Doco: Yeah.
Doco: Actually, it would actually get to the point. if No, it would it would get to the point where y 'all would be like, oh, where'd Doggo go?
Doco: Oh, he left. he Yeah, he must have ran out of bread. Bye.
TWIYpod: vibe killer Vibe killer.
Doco: No, nigga, y 'all keep doing what you're doing.
TWIYpod: Bye.
Doco: live your life - Irish goodbye, King.
TWIYpod: You wanna be a... No. Why? Why would you do that? If it's free money.
Doco: I'm the king of the Irish.
TWIYpod: here
Doco: Goodbye.
TWIYpod: If it's free money for you to play with here, why would you Irish goodbye?
Doco: See ya.
TWIYpod: Have the same amount of fun as everybody else.
Doco: Because at the end of the day, you still looking at it like you are the nigga who needed to latch on to me to have a good time. And never.
Lovelace: No.
Doco: mm -hmm
TWIYpod: So we're saying the same thing that you, you guys. found love in a hopeless place really early in life. And you you had a different experience.
Doco: Not really.
TWIYpod: You had a different experience than men.
Doco: No, what we're saying is is we were able to live the life that we wanted to live.
TWIYpod: With motion.
Lovelace: Nothing. I don't think the word that he means to use is motion.
Doco: Hold on ladies, let me finish, let me finish, let me finish.
Lovelace: Okay, go ahead.
Doco: We were able to live the life that we wanted to live, right? At a very young age, frankly.
TWIYpod: Clean that up.
Doco: And then when we decided that we had enough. We decided to get Mary, right? Then get our lives together. and get rich with the person that we are with.
Doco: Right?
TWIYpod: And it...
Doco: Rather than having all these riches to just spend on these fucking whores.
TWIYpod: And at no point am I making this.
Doco: That sounds fun. But whatever.
TWIYpod: At no point am I making this, uh... anybody settled or I'm not trying to shit on y 'all lives. Y 'all took the route that you took because you was a loving shit. But what I'm saying is people that didn't do that at a young age.
Doco: You was in love and shit.
TWIYpod: Nah, being in love and shit is not cool.
Doco: what
TWIYpod: What's wrong? Appreciate it.
Doco: I love my life. I don't give a fuck.
TWIYpod: That's what I'm saying.
Lovelace: click
TWIYpod: Like, love your life. I'm not shitting on nobody's life.
Lovelace: What?
TWIYpod: And I said be the loving shit. That might sound a little dismissive. It's not. Being in love is very cool.
Doco: Yes.
TWIYpod: But what I'm saying is... Other people had different experience and got to the same finish line that you got. And they just had more fun outside than you were able to have.
Doco: Yeah, but then a lot of those pieces of fun.
Lovelace: But she did. I don't know what it was able to have. That's a crazy statement.
Doco: That that that what lace just said and
Lovelace: It was crazy because... if you've been outside since you was 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
Doco: Yes. Yes.
Lovelace: 22? Like it 23 Like what does it matter you had a whole decade to do the shit that niggas got to do when I was older
Doco: literally
TWIYpod: Lace. Let it be.
Doco: Literally.
TWIYpod: Be fucking for real. The fun that you was having before you was 18, I don't care how outside. You could have been the outsidiest of outside. The fun you was having before you turned 18 and the fun that you're able to have being 25 and up are two different levels of fun.
TWIYpod: I don't care if you...
Doco: Yes.
TWIYpod: I don't care if... If... if andre 3000 made you his running mate and you were able to go everywhere with him At the age of 14, you will still have more fun at 25 plus.
TWIYpod: then 18 and below. So don't tell me about your outside -iest of outside moments, Hall of Fame, before you was 18. They don't.
Doco: Yeah, but niggas hung up their jersey at 22 -23.
Lovelace: Even if I...
TWIYpod: And that's...
Lovelace: we can go 18.
TWIYpod: Peace. And that's love.
Lovelace: That's fine. You're in. I will put up against niggas 20 and 25 year round.
Doco: easily
TWIYpod: That's peace.
Doco: Easily, I've done a lot of things in my life
TWIYpod: that's peace and that's love i get it y 'all are fucking you did everything you wanted to do and you got out of the game because you were sick of it Cool. That's a moot point. All I'm saying is...
TWIYpod: People that waited. longer took longer to get to the finish line. had more fun. Because they were.
Lovelace: And they have more stress.
Doco: Fine. But you have to acknowledge.
Lovelace: And they have more stress. And they dealt with more bullshit.
Doco: The bumps that come with the fun.
Lovelace: yeah
Doco: Niggas have a lot of fucking tickets.
TWIYpod: Mad Bumps! mad Mad tickets. You got mad citations.
Doco: A lot of tickets!
TWIYpod: Man citations. It's moving violations all over the place.
Doco: I've never had to fucking worry about... going to lay down with this woman. and like that she doesn't yeah she would Am I about to burn? Am I? Never had to worry about that. Never had to worry about that.
TWIYpod: eat Hmm.
Doco: Never had to worry about, yo. Is she going to put me on child support? Never had to worry about that, nigga. Never had to... Explain to my new girl where my baby mom is on that shit.
Doco: I never had to worry about that.
TWIYpod: Mmm.
Doco: There's so many bumps in that road that.
TWIYpod: The thrill. The Thrill.
Doco: That ain't fun, nigga.
TWIYpod: Uh -huh.
Doco: That ain't fun!
TWIYpod: Living, we are always living for the thrill of it. will of it. All right. It's the thrill man
Doco: sit today
Lovelace: Hmm.
Doco: You niggas is this fucking... Masochist, bro. Y 'all are sick.
TWIYpod: Oh, shit.
Doco: Y 'all like punishment.
TWIYpod: I'm in it for the used thrills.
Doco: Mmm.
TWIYpod: Sometimes you gotta do it for the thrill, bro.
Doco: Hmm.
TWIYpod: Sometimes you just... Some days, don't you just do shit for the plot?
Doco: like Yeah, that's why I fuck with y 'all.
Lovelace: That shit funny as fuck. That shit funny as fuck.
TWIYpod: Don't be disrespectful to me, though. ah ah What you mean that's why you fuck with me? For the plot?
Doco: Like in the group chat. Nigga, that's when I be texting y 'all that, you know.
TWIYpod: Oh, oh, oh. I thought you meant like the origin of our friendship.
Doco: Yeah
TWIYpod: I'm like, hold on a second. he was
Doco: No
TWIYpod: Talking with us for the black.
Lovelace: m
Doco: No. that me and Me and Mo wouldn't have gotten into that argument the other day. if it was a just for the plot.
Lovelace: Nigga.
TWIYpod: Hello. ah What was they arguing about? I missed it.
Doco: Remember he was like, I don't know why y 'all so mad. Y 'all don't even know each other. So? Night.
Doco: I heard you wrong, nigga.
Lovelace: hey All I'm going to say is... That was a long -ass topic right there. That shit funny as fuck.
Doco: For no reason.
Lovelace: Because...
Doco: I mean, because it was real, though. That was real.
Lovelace: I agree, because like I'm like, damn, dog. I had a good ride.
Doco: I just... i exactly and i feel like you should always be the change in the world that you want to see lace right
Lovelace: Put my life against the light.
Doco: that's That's how I feel about it.
Lovelace: Absolutely, man. Absolutely. And being that change when you younger versus when you get older. Why you could still do more? Half a mic is...
Doco: Mm -hmm.
Lovelace: a Good thing
Doco: Mm hmm.
Lovelace: It's always good to be back.
Doco: Niggas think it's cool to not be able to drop their kid off at school. Yeah, I'm saying that's fly that's super fly
Lovelace: Yeah.
TWIYpod: a being Being free and not in jail. And being able to see your kid is just as fly.
Lovelace: Yeah, absolutely
TWIYpod: If you know you got a toxic partner, if you know you got a partner that you can be with, make the best decision for you. and your future.
Doco: So why'd you nut in that girl?
Lovelace: Oh shit.
TWIYpod: Because we wasn't in that space when we was fucking.
Lovelace: Because... It was trickery. It was trickery
TWIYpod: Me. Because we wasn't in that state. I promise you. I promise you. People change.
Lovelace: I got you.
TWIYpod: People change.
Doco: They don't just flip overnight, though, and it ain't for no reason.
TWIYpod: And they don't they don't.
Doco: I never believe in that.
TWIYpod: Nobody flips overnight. You are correct.
Lovelace: That nigga was in the thrill of it at the time and couldn't see the sidelines.
Doco: and But he was fucking around and she got tired of his shit, bro.
TWIYpod: Yes, sir. That wasn't even no thrill of his shit. Shorty was a decent.
Doco: That's it, bro
Lovelace: he
TWIYpod: shorty was a decent human being and then niggas seen money took money didn't like it Sorry.
Doco: Bro, you gotta to remember.
TWIYpod: in um You can't come back from certain violations.
Doco: This nigga was a DJ at the time.
TWIYpod: And. And was.
Doco: Come on, man.
TWIYpod: What's that mean?
Doco: I just think it was getting BJ's like JFK at the turntable. Bye.
TWIYpod: No, no, no
Doco: Come on man let's Come on, let's be honest, bro.
TWIYpod: Nope, that's a bad stigma. That's a bad stigma that men in the entertainment field have.
Doco: That ain't no bad. That's how you lost your hair, nigga.
TWIYpod: It's not. It's a bad statement.
Doco: All them drugs and that loud -ass music.
TWIYpod: It's a bad stigma. That's how I lost my hearing That's definitely how I lost my hearing.
Doco: I need a light thingy, sorry.
Lovelace: No It's more than shit.
Doco: About to get us fucking cut, nigga.
Lovelace: That nigga was playing. Shorty was in the on the side in the club. He playing that for her. It's new. Mr. You.
Doco: That's a fact bro
Lovelace: yeah
Doco: That's a fact.
Lovelace: Oh shit.
TWIYpod: Hell, y 'all didn't even know my body like that. I wasn't even.
Doco: and Bro, we know. We know.
Lovelace: Oh shit.
TWIYpod: Now that might have been the least that might have been the least active period of my life.
Doco: We know this.
Doco: Come on, miss ah man.
TWIYpod: That might have been the least active period of my life.
Doco: man. Ah, man.
TWIYpod: Hmm.
Doco: I hate when you niggas be doing...
TWIYpod: It's crazy. It's crazy.
Doco: Man, she just turned on me for no reason.
Lovelace: Hmm.
Doco: Like, I don't know what happened, man.
Lovelace: Hmm.
TWIYpod: Yeah. I'm not. i'm not saying I'm not saying I was a Boy Scout.
Doco: Like... i i you know
Lovelace: Mm.
Doco: i was I was the best man ever.
TWIYpod: i'm
Doco: like
TWIYpod: I'm not saying I was a boy scout. I already said earlier, I might not have been respectful of interpersonal relationships during that relationship. 100%.
Lovelace: Hey. I don't want to see you...
Doco: I didn't hear that part.
TWIYpod: I love it.
Doco: I didn't hear that part.
TWIYpod: Oh, yeah.
Lovelace: I see what hair is moving like.
Doco: I'll leave you alone.
TWIYpod: I know you did.
Lovelace: I see what Scully with the body look like.
Doco: I'll leave you alone.
Lovelace: I want to know what Scully with a head full of hair was moving like.
Doco: This nigga had a... The, uh, the little, uh, the Gumby?
TWIYpod: I was. Floating.
Doco: Come on bro.
TWIYpod: I was floating. You hear me? I was floating every room I walked in.
Doco: Skinny Scully with a Gumby.
TWIYpod: I had the aura.
Lovelace: Oh, shit.
TWIYpod: I had the Bruce Leroy aura.
Lovelace: Oh shit.
TWIYpod: That yellow shit the yellow aura I had that when you got that glow I had that.
Doco: once he got stopped stuff Once he stopped getting stuffed in lockers.
Lovelace: See you. Kalski, Kalski, Scully, come make a call. Crosskey, I got questions.
TWIYpod: The fuck is going on? What are we doing?
Lovelace: I got a question.
TWIYpod: I thought we were just partying. What are we doing? You know it.
Doco: I thought you was calling somebody, Lace.
TWIYpod: You know what? Yeah, I was about to say, what happened to your phone call?
Doco: Hmm.
Lovelace: I was listening.
TWIYpod: You banged it on him?
Doco: He got put on. you got Do not disturb. You hung up.
TWIYpod: I just want to know who you called.
Lovelace: No, no, no, no. I didn't hang up.
TWIYpod: I just want to know who you called. That'll let me know everything about where that conversation was going.
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: Who'd you call?
Lovelace: well i told you i'm gonna make a phone call but i'm gonna get in trouble when i make
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: Oh, he was about to call his own work?
Doco: That's why it's not necessarily worth it.
TWIYpod: This is calling your own work? Hold on a second.
Doco: It's not Wow
TWIYpod: That's not the type of pod I want to have, sir.
Doco: That's not Yeah.
Lovelace: Oh shit.
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: This ain't the old word pod.
Doco: hey remember Remember Buddy did that on the other part? Ice.
TWIYpod: Oh yeah, yeah.
Doco: Remember that?
TWIYpod: Yeah.
Lovelace: Hmph.
TWIYpod: Yeah. I wouldn't have recommended that.
Doco: That's hilarious.
TWIYpod: I wouldn't have recommended that.
Lovelace: mm -hmm
Doco: Since we're talking about oh shit, you know
TWIYpod: Very spirited conversation today, gentlemen.
Doco: reliving our lives and
TWIYpod: I love it.
Doco: Tale and old tales. hey Are there... um Itty, like... I don't know Remakes of movies that you'd rather see as TV series
Lovelace: No.
TWIYpod: Movies that would have been better TV series.
Doco: Mm -hmm.
TWIYpod: With the same budget. Because I don't like when shit gets downgraded from tv but to TV budget. Sometimes that shit is going to fail just because we got a TV budget.
Doco: All shot in IMAX. Nigga, imaginary world.
TWIYpod: All right.
Doco: I had no no checkbook. you know.
TWIYpod: m
TWIYpod: Some of them Star Wars.
Doco: Lace, why'd you say no so fast? Scully, think about it a little more. Why'd you say no so fast?
Lovelace: Because man, like.
Lovelace: It's like this shit I'ma watch. Because I'm a fan. of the Lord. But it's like when you see Harry Potter. For example,
Lovelace: being adapted into ah into a a TV series.
Doco: okay
Doco: Okay.
Lovelace: bruh
Doco: You feel like it's being bastardized?
Lovelace: We don't. but like We don't need it. We don't need it.
Doco: Why though? What if it's good?
Lovelace: We don't need it. It might be good, but... we don't need that that's like for the people that like go to the rings and all of that shit and they They tried that with the Lord of the Rings series, right?
Doco: What is it?
Lovelace: They did they did the prequels. But they tried that with the Lord of the Rings shit. It ain't hit like that.
Doco: But it worked with the Mandalorian.
TWIYpod: And we'll... That Wheel of Time is some heat. You buggin'.
Lovelace: A Mandalorian? So the Mandalorian.
Doco: Yeah, it's going like...
Lovelace: The Mandalorian works. that first season and a half.
Doco: But it still worked.
Lovelace: But they continued.
Doco: And maybe not to you. There's people who liked it.
Lovelace: No, no, no. But what I'm saying is you see it because they tried to make the Mandalorian go to film. So it's like vice versa. like You go from a TV to a film or film to a TV. They don't hit the same.
Doco: I think that's just...
Lovelace: mandelorgan wasn't The wasn't the exact story from Star Wars that was in theaters. It was... a continuation. This Harry Potter shit is... what has already been on film.
Lovelace: But they making it. A TV series.
Doco: More in depth. I think that's good. i think that And it's a reintroduction of the old product to a new crop of people.
Lovelace: Nah.
Doco: No
TWIYpod: I think all the losers.
Lovelace: Half them little niggas ain't ready to shit yet.
TWIYpod: I think all those movies would be great. The Harry Potter joints, the Lord of the Rings, the Star Wars, all those joints would be a great series.
Doco: like I think prior to the... Caribbean will be fire as a series.
TWIYpod: Because all the shit that happens.
Lovelace: You think pa - So the Caribbean would be, okay. Okay.
TWIYpod: All the shit that happens in between the movies. Or all this shit where they...
Lovelace: Mm hmm.
TWIYpod: they pace it too fast because it's a two -hour movie so we can't give you everything we gotta skip some shit if it was a weekly series you could give niggers exactly what they wanted
Doco: Exactly.
Doco: hu
TWIYpod: And nobody would feel like. Empty on the inside because something was missing because I just didn't get enough detail. There's less Um, Self -serving where you got to know the Lord.
TWIYpod: You got to read the books because in the book this happened
Doco: Watch a YouTuber.
TWIYpod: Watch a YouTuber react and break.
Doco: Read the reddit.
Lovelace: Okay.
TWIYpod: Break shit down.
Lovelace: A YouTuber is crazy.
TWIYpod: Here are the Easter eggs.
Doco: Yeah bro
TWIYpod: Here are the Easter eggs from the true story that they just couldn't show you in the movie.
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: Like, nah, son, give me 16 hours.
Lovelace: Oh shit.
TWIYpod: of Star Wars so I can know what happened In between. the growing up like don't just show me Han Solo and Shorty had a kid when he grown.
TWIYpod: I want to see when something was coming up.
Lovelace: oh
Doco: oh
TWIYpod: I want to see when he was. What was he like? Was he a weirdo in the crib?
Doco: Did he have motion?
Lovelace: But see what you're talking about is different from remote which somebody is different You're talking about filling the gaps of the movies versus...
TWIYpod: Kylo Ren caro re had all the motion, bro. He had the force.
Lovelace: redoing the whole story into a TV series.
Doco: um I just don't like they're filling the plot holes from the TV series. I mean, from the movies, probably.
Lovelace: They not. Redoing. Everything.
Doco: nah bro you know how they do that shit bro that You know they say one thing and do another thing.
Lovelace: well I'm good
Doco: George R .R. Martin been mad at Game of Thrones.
Lovelace: um going but i'm going based off the trailer i'm going based off the trailer i'm going based off the trailer
Doco: For the last 10 years, I hear you but George been mad at Game of Thrones for the last 10 years. Y 'all keep fucking with my shit. So, you know.
Lovelace: But that's his fault for not finishing the book.
Doco: We'll see.
TWIYpod: I was about to say, Son ain't even finished the book yet, and they still pumping shit out.
Lovelace: That nigga went and did a whole other book that they made into a series.
Doco: Yeah, but even the book that he finished they did their own thing
Lovelace: I'm finishing the book.
Doco: House of Dragons, they did their own fucking thing, bro.
TWIYpod: Yeah, because some books don't even be cooking like that.
Lovelace: but But... if you But if you read... if you read house of the dragon
Doco: they really don't
TWIYpod: No.
Lovelace: Or, I'm sorry.
Doco: Hey they really don't.
Lovelace: That's it.
TWIYpod: They don't.
Lovelace: That shit is all
Doco: Not. And we can talk about that shit. They really don't. The storylines is actually a lot of rinse and repeat. If we being honest.
Lovelace: okay
TWIYpod: He gotta move into a new genre.
Doco: But you know.
TWIYpod: He gotta move into a new genre. He gotta jump into some murder mystery shit. some some noir with the detective and the fucking trench coat and the rainy days is everyday type shit.
Lovelace: Hey, they canceled Spider -Man Noir, bruh.
TWIYpod: He got to move into a new genre.
Doco: No, he needs to fucking...
TWIYpod: Good. Never watched it.
Lovelace: You should go on Prime and watch it. that' that was a good city That was a good show.
TWIYpod: um'm um'm I'm refusing.
Doco: He needs to do some drugs. That'll help his creativity.
TWIYpod: I think he, well, he taught, there's an age limit on drugs. I don't think he can do drugs and like.
Doco: Yeah, and but them books is from before we was like... Alive, nigga.
TWIYpod: I know, but George R .R. Martin is mad old. I don't think he can just bounce back from drugs like that. Like, having a couple beers at his age, he might feel that shit for a week.
Lovelace: Hmm.
Doco: He could drop a little shroomy.
TWIYpod: You throw something. you throw some drugs in the mix son might be he might be like loco off for south central When he smoked that PCP?
Lovelace: No, that's crazy.
Doco: Through the needle.
TWIYpod: When he's smoking, he's like, they gotta go see White Ray.
Lovelace: Hmm.
Doco: See, you're talking about like...
Lovelace: The man's done.
Doco: You talking about crazy drugs.
Lovelace: I don't know about that. Ooh, damn.
Doco: You know, I'm talking about a little shroom coffee.
TWIYpod: Bobby, they've got your boy stealing.
Doco: You know, a little shroom tea.
TWIYpod: Stealing for Ray Ray. All money goes to Ray Ray. Y 'all never seen South Central?
Lovelace: Yes, I'm just saying, homeboy died.
Doco: No.
Lovelace: They played Bobby.
TWIYpod: Did he? Glenn Powell?
Lovelace: Yeah Yes, he died last week.
TWIYpod: damn
Doco: Colin Powell?
Lovelace: Eight. Joe. Okay. Thanks. Hey, this nigga, bro.
TWIYpod: Ha ha. Hey. On that note, you know who we are.
Doco: so
TWIYpod: You know where to find us. Bi -weekly, apparently.
Doco: no
TWIYpod: hello
TWIYpod: do
Doco: i can
Lovelace: Go Dawgs!
TWIYpod: And when y 'all wives hear this pod, they're going to be like, oh I fucking hate Scully.
