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Byke from a hiatus! Shoutout to graduate season! The boys are back and Scoli done crashed another car. The crew thinks Scoli may not be the superb driver he depicts himself to be. Doco highlights that Scoli has been back to his old tricks and not as responsive as he should be with the friend group. Should Scoli be chasing a check? Scoli unearths a strange habit of stealing. How often do yall steal? Is there a age limit or a financial limit on stealing? With the release of Iceman and the other two albums the crew discusses Drake. Scoli has to walk back a take that aged terribly. Virginia artists were shot at and one of us is shocked at why other artists are being mentioned when this should be a celebration for Drake. We have a heated debate about laundry. How much is the appropriate amount of detergent to use? Also, another important question when meeting friends, how often do you wash your jeans? Uptowns have become the "Unc" sneaker and this is the point of the pod where Scoli has had enough. Lace talks about the Micheal movie and Joe Jackson might be in the Dad Hall of Fame. Is there an artist you would cry for? We have a call in that surprised all of us.
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Transcript
Introduction & Host Banter
00:00:00
TWIYpod
bro. ah I feel like a terrible driver, but this this isn't my fault either.
00:00:05
Lovelace
a
00:00:05
Doco
No, it none of as long as I've known you, none of it's been your fault.
00:00:07
Lovelace
Fuck all that.
00:00:10
TWIYpod
That's on God.
00:00:11
Doco
No, that's bullshit.
00:00:11
Lovelace
I almost lost my my spine, my back and everything and niggas been clowning me. Scully been in multiple wrecks.
00:00:18
Doco
Horrible driver.
00:00:19
Lovelace
Total, total, total, total.
00:00:22
Doco
Horrible driver. And I know you wasn't the man who did the trips now. I know for a fact.
00:00:27
TWIYpod
I definitely was.
00:00:27
Lovelace
Like, hot damn.
00:00:28
TWIYpod
I definitely was.
00:00:30
Doco
Well, then that makes sense why you got popped. um Walk you right into that.
00:00:33
Lovelace
o it
00:00:37
Doco
oh
00:00:38
Lovelace
Nah, that's crazy. But hold on.
00:00:39
Doco
That's fucking crazy.
00:00:40
Lovelace
yeah.
00:00:41
Doco
There we go.
00:00:42
Lovelace
We bike. Switching it up a little bit. I'm Lovelace. That's Doko. That's Scully, a.k.a. TweetPod. And we are...
00:00:52
TWIYpod
who are we?
00:01:05
Lovelace
The use,
00:01:06
Doco
Whatever you into you go do that you
00:01:10
TWIYpod
Y'all don't have to call me Twypod over here. um' um um This is you's pod.
00:01:15
Doco
No, you're like never mind would've been gay never mind ah really now I was gonna call you tripod, but that would have been gay so pause
00:01:18
Lovelace
use.
00:01:18
TWIYpod
You wanted to call me the podfather?
00:01:18
Lovelace
I got a shout. I like the shout out social. I like the shout out social.
00:01:24
Lovelace
Yo. Hey.
00:01:24
TWIYpod
Magna.
00:01:26
Doco
Coming back off the break off of...
00:01:26
TWIYpod
Here we go.
00:01:30
Doco
Off a gay is really crazy.
00:01:31
Lovelace
a
00:01:32
Doco
But whatever.
00:01:32
Lovelace
Long layover. We back, though.
00:01:34
Doco
Yep.
00:01:35
Lovelace
Fellas, how y'all been, man?
00:01:35
Doco
Mm-hmm.
00:01:37
Lovelace
It's been a while.
00:01:38
Doco
Well, I tried to reach out to Scully and tell him today that I'm not doing very good. But...
00:01:43
TWIYpod
is it the e we go
00:01:45
Doco
You know... Apparently, i have to apply and be a sort of part of a certain lifestyle to get recognition from my brother. So... um If y'all would like to, y'all can support me on Feet Finder.
Parenting Challenges & Experiences
00:01:59
Doco
You know? But aside from that, we've been all bro. I'm tired as fuck, though. My son's not sleeping.
00:02:08
Lovelace
Ah, damn.
00:02:09
Doco
Yeah.
00:02:10
Lovelace
I hate it.
00:02:10
TWIYpod
i did I did ask a question today because I was very curious, but my curiosity fleeted me quickly. I asked like, no, I didn't because I wanted to poke fun at people.
00:02:18
Doco
Yeah, because you didn't really care.
00:02:21
TWIYpod
But I hit like, I put up like 15, 20 jump shots.
00:02:22
Lovelace
Hmm.
00:02:25
TWIYpod
My last one, I was like, yo, people with kids under 13, are y'all okay? and And then I put my phone down and I took a nap.
00:02:31
Lovelace
Hmm.
00:02:35
TWIYpod
Because as a person with no children under 13, you can do that on a Saturday afternoon. My afternoon isn't filled with events and games and all kinds of razzmatazz like you gentlemen.
00:02:48
Doco
yeah go ahead, Lace. Because I could take a nap. I would just pay for it.
00:02:51
Lovelace
but
00:02:53
Lovelace
But ain't it when you get over get them over 13, ain't that when you want to go do your thing?
00:03:00
TWIYpod
I do my thing frequently, hence the nap.
Car Accidents & Exploitation Humor
00:03:03
TWIYpod
Who takes a nap on a Saturday unless you were busy doing your thing prior to the nap?
00:03:09
Lovelace
And that's what was going ask. Sociopaths?
00:03:11
TWIYpod
Yeah. Yeah. I was.
00:03:12
TWIYpod
i was
00:03:12
Lovelace
Criminals?
00:03:13
Lovelace
Hmm. like
00:03:15
TWIYpod
All right. I feel I feel targeted now.
00:03:16
Doco
I mean...
00:03:18
TWIYpod
Now. Now I feel you hit both of my triggers.
00:03:21
Lovelace
Oh, my bad.
00:03:21
TWIYpod
Golly.
00:03:22
Lovelace
i did I did not do the courtesy. YouTube world. We're going to the courtesy here. How are you feeling after your accident?
00:03:29
TWIYpod
I'm good. I'm good.
00:03:30
Lovelace
Okay, so that's not playing until you need that needing that nap on a Saturday afternoon.
00:03:31
Doco
second one in like two months.
00:03:33
TWIYpod
i don't I don't have a reverse throat like you. I'm good. um'm i
00:03:37
Doco
He's... Are you chasing a check?
00:03:40
TWIYpod
but No, if I was, I would definitely hobbled out that bitch. I would have let the scoliosis flare a little bit more.
00:03:49
Doco
But you've had like two opportunities now, at least within the last couple months, where you could have cashed in.
00:03:55
Lovelace
The one, he was like ah action hero. yeah
00:04:00
TWIYpod
Oh, God. But see, that's that's not me.
00:04:01
Doco
Deadass.
00:04:02
TWIYpod
That's not how I give it up. I'm not the I'm going to cheat the system kind of guy.
00:04:07
Doco
That's not cheating the system, though.
00:04:07
TWIYpod
Like, it is.
00:04:10
Lovelace
So you don't got no pain from either one of those incidents.
00:04:10
Doco
The more I think about it... the
00:04:15
TWIYpod
paint like a like a fucking headache.
00:04:17
Lovelace
ah no Like, no lingering effects. Like, damn, that shit hurt. Like, after the adrenaline wear off.
00:04:23
TWIYpod
The shit that hurt on me before the accident is the shit that hurt on me before the accident. Like that shit.
00:04:29
Doco
They don't need to know that.
00:04:30
TWIYpod
Yeah. But why I'm gonna go make a bunch of noise about some shit to try and get a check when that ain't the right thing to do.
00:04:39
Doco
The hit hit you wasn't the right thing to do either.
00:04:42
Lovelace
Right. Trying to run off on the plug twice wasn't the right thing to do.
00:04:44
Doco
I'm not going lie, bro. Cause listen, I'm lazy. You know, I'm usually with Scully on these types of things. Right. But the more I think about it and the more tired I get day by day,
00:04:56
TWIYpod
You waiting for a slip fall, ain't you?
00:04:58
Doco
I'm going for everything,
Racial Profiling & Reactions
00:05:00
Doco
nigga. I swear to God. Oh, buddy.
00:05:03
TWIYpod
Dogo does strike me as the guy that goes into the Walmart, moves the wet floor signs, and then falls. and And then tries to own that whole, like, aisle 12 on Walmart is his now because he fell here.
00:05:16
Doco
rico
00:05:17
Lovelace
You can't do that no more because they actually got cameras throughout that bitch now.
00:05:20
Doco
no See, I wouldn't... that No, it that's not the type of shit i'm ah I'm talking about, like... Because I would feel bad if somebody did that to me, right? That's kind of in my territory of laughing. I'm talking about you go into the store, the motherfucker follow you around the store the whole time.
00:05:35
Doco
Then as you leave in the store, can I see your receipt? You know what I mean? They stop you. That type of shit. I'm done being nice and just showing my receipt. Nah, nigga, we escalating this, bro. I'm and getting...
00:05:45
Lovelace
How white is your town?
00:05:47
Doco
Very...
00:05:47
TWIYpod
My son turned into a Karen.
00:05:49
Lovelace
nigg
00:05:50
Doco
Very.
00:05:51
TWIYpod
My son. You hear how he turned into a Karen that quick?
00:05:54
Doco
I'm escalating that shit, bro.
00:05:54
Lovelace
That nigga is translucent and he getting stopped. That's fucking crazy.
00:05:57
Doco
Alright, translucent is crazy. Bro, I'm escalating that shit, bro.
00:06:01
TWIYpod
Oh, he fluorescent beige. No.
00:06:04
Lovelace
Oh, shit.
00:06:05
Doco
I'll take it.
00:06:07
Lovelace
Oh, shit.
00:06:07
Doco
I'll take I'll take it.
00:06:09
Lovelace
All
Fashion & Home Remedies Discussion
00:06:10
Doco
I'll take it. Kelly and Michelle said that to Beyonce, too.
00:06:11
TWIYpod
No.
00:06:11
Lovelace
right.
00:06:13
Doco
You know.
00:06:14
Lovelace
Mm.
00:06:14
TWIYpod
I think that's an issue though. Like when you do walk around the store and you get followed or whatever, and then they want to check you.
00:06:20
Doco
Yeah,
00:06:21
TWIYpod
I do think that's a little bit of profiling, but I can't complain because I i still sometimes
00:06:25
Doco
Yeah.
00:06:26
Lovelace
I
00:06:32
Doco
See, I don't, right?
00:06:33
Lovelace
know that.
00:06:34
TWIYpod
today. Yeah. like so To be more specific yesterday.
00:06:37
Doco
Whatever you into, you go do that. You go do you, my brother. but
00:06:40
TWIYpod
Wait, y'all don't steal from the store.
00:06:43
Doco
I mean, according to... I'm going to tell you one thing, though. Inflation...
00:06:47
TWIYpod
on god
00:06:48
Lovelace
um read it
00:06:50
Doco
according to race, you know, it might be justified, but nah, bro.
00:06:54
TWIYpod
I've been a frequent patron of this gas station. Of course you owe me a candy bar.
00:06:57
Doco
Bro, I'm, I'm, one, I'm too old. Two, uh, I'm not about to have my face in the paper for stealing, bro.
00:07:08
Doco
nah
00:07:09
TWIYpod
Nothing feels more invigorating than stealing with a pocket full of money.
00:07:09
Lovelace
Yeah, bro. Yeah, bro.
00:07:13
TWIYpod
I'm goingnna i'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to steal y'all wrong here on this podcast. Stealing with a pocket full of money feels, oh, it's so exciting.
00:07:23
Doco
Because why?
00:07:24
Lovelace
Is it just to see if you get caught and then you'll pay for it once they catch your ass?
00:07:28
Doco
he said, I want to know if i still got it.
00:07:30
TWIYpod
You got to keep the skills up. Like how you keep your skills up in the crib.
00:07:33
Doco
Yeah, but that's not a skill I want.
00:07:35
TWIYpod
In the crib, you do push-ups, you shadow box in the house. Why?
00:07:35
Lovelace
Hey, nah, fuck that, fuck that.
00:07:39
TWIYpod
Not because you want to fight, because you want to be able to protect yourself.
00:07:39
Lovelace
You not getting that off.
00:07:40
Lovelace
As much as y'all be on my ass, you not getting that off.
00:07:43
Doco
Thank you, Lace.
00:07:44
Lovelace
As much as y'all be on my ass, you not getting that off.
00:07:46
Doco
Thank you, Lace. Thank you, Lace.
00:07:48
TWIYpod
Lay still, too? Do lay still?
00:07:49
Doco
No, we can't criticize him about not tipping and being cheap and it and you over here being a fucking five-finger discount, nigga.
00:07:50
TWIYpod
Oh.
00:07:58
TWIYpod
Sometimes you have to steal. It brings a certain level of balance to the universe.
00:08:00
Doco
No, you don't, bro.
00:08:05
Doco
No.
00:08:05
TWIYpod
It brings a certain level of balance.
00:08:06
Lovelace
ah Make sure you clip this up too. Make sure you clip this shit up too.
00:08:09
Doco
No, it's going to. YouTube going be like, we don't actually support this type of content. Oh, you
00:08:15
TWIYpod
yeah ain't Now they're going to be following me around the store.
00:08:15
Lovelace
Did you steal the shirt?
00:08:17
Doco
You are encouraging people.
00:08:19
Lovelace
Did you steal the shirt?
00:08:22
TWIYpod
Huh?
00:08:23
Lovelace
I need to
00:08:23
Doco
now he have got shot if you tried to steal that shirt.
00:08:26
TWIYpod
No, I won't.
00:08:26
Lovelace
know. No, I mean, it could have been Virginia.
00:08:28
Lovelace
you know drake Drake has been
Celebrity Critiques & Music Releases
00:08:30
Lovelace
taking everybody in Virginia shit lately and buying everything up.
00:08:32
Doco
That's hilarious.
00:08:32
Lovelace
So I don't know. I don't know.
00:08:35
Doco
a
00:08:36
TWIYpod
im like I don't like where this is going.
00:08:38
Lovelace
don't know, man. It's Iceman season, baby.
00:08:42
Doco
That's a fact.
00:08:43
TWIYpod
my God. Oh,
00:08:43
Lovelace
Gay niggas, two years.
00:08:46
TWIYpod
brother.
00:08:47
Lovelace
Hey, hey, hey, check this out, check this out, man.
00:08:49
Doco
I mean, if you want to be here, we're here.
00:08:51
Lovelace
A lot of shit, a lot of shit has been said in the last two years, man. A lot of, a lot of allegations that came out against some of Scully's favorites.
00:09:01
Doco
Ghostwriting.
00:09:02
Lovelace
And show PK's favorites. A lot of stuff has come out.
00:09:06
Doco
Ghostwriting.
00:09:07
TWIYpod
I don't think those are the allegations he's talking about.
00:09:08
Lovelace
I'm
00:09:10
Doco
Epstein files.
00:09:11
Lovelace
talking about all of them. And they were just in the album.
00:09:12
TWIYpod
think he was talking about the island hopping.
00:09:17
Lovelace
Yeah.
00:09:17
TWIYpod
You guys...
00:09:17
Lovelace
Redaction, nigga.
00:09:18
TWIYpod
There's
00:09:18
Doco
Dancing at the Vatican.
00:09:22
TWIYpod
nothing wrong with that.
00:09:23
Doco
Yo, you do you know I don't like that at all.
00:09:26
Lovelace
All your favorites, jewelry.
00:09:26
TWIYpod
don't know. It's weird. good It's weird.
00:09:28
Lovelace
Yeah.
00:09:28
Doco
You know, but a a hey, hey.
00:09:29
TWIYpod
If they let P.D. Crack go to the Vatican, would you allow the clips to be there? like Would you never mention the clips again if P.D.
00:09:36
Doco
You know I don't care about State Prof as much as you want to frame me.
00:09:36
TWIYpod
Crack
00:09:39
Doco
to thank
00:09:41
TWIYpod
I'm just saying, y'all look like kin.
00:09:42
Doco
But.
00:09:43
TWIYpod
Y'all look like kin to each other.
00:09:45
Doco
I would think it was weird, bro, but that's you know that's neither here nor there. We are here to ah acknowledge greatness.
00:09:54
Lovelace
Yeah. Well, first and foremost, first and foremost, it was too many chefs
00:09:55
Doco
Three albums, one day. Amazing.
Nostalgia & Parenting Reflections
00:10:00
Lovelace
in the kitchen.
00:10:01
Lovelace
The whole thing was a mess. So the big three is over with the big three.
00:10:03
Doco
That's what he said. That's
00:10:06
Lovelace
It's done. I don't want to hear about the new Big 3.
00:10:07
Doco
what he said.
00:10:09
Lovelace
I don't want to hear nothing else about a Big 3. NBA, NFL, NHL.
00:10:13
Doco
Yep.
00:10:14
Lovelace
Rap.
00:10:15
Doco
NBC, CBS.
00:10:15
Lovelace
Nothing. Nothing.
00:10:18
Doco
Don't matter.
00:10:18
Lovelace
Because you know what the new Big 3 is?
00:10:20
Doco
Look at Scully's face.
00:10:21
Lovelace
Dropping three fucking albums.
00:10:22
Doco
Look at Scully's face.
00:10:23
Lovelace
One time. One time. Your favorite would never. Your favorite's favorite don't drop enough music.
00:10:30
TWIYpod
I feel like y'all are just doing this to piss me off today. Y'all trolling me? Am I being trolled?
00:10:38
Doco
I beg your pardon.
00:10:40
Lovelace
Because there's so many people out there.
00:10:40
Doco
I beg your pardon.
00:10:42
Lovelace
There's so many people out there that all I had to hear about...
00:10:42
Doco
but but
00:10:46
Lovelace
And I listen to Kendrick. Kendrick is my nigga.
00:10:50
Doco
don't.
00:10:51
Lovelace
I listen to Kendrick. That's my nigga. I listen to him. I like a lot of music.
00:10:56
Doco
I don't.
00:10:56
Lovelace
But I don't think he is deep as a lot of y'all niggas try to make him out to be.
00:11:00
Doco
don't listen to people I'm taller than and I'm kind of short.
00:11:06
Lovelace
So, I want to say... And hey,
Public Figures & Opinions
00:11:10
Lovelace
my nigga's not going to submit none of these albums for the Grammys. He hasn't submitted albums that he's been on by himself for a decade now.
00:11:18
Doco
is that your nigga?
00:11:20
Lovelace
And yes.
00:11:21
TWIYpod
Yeah, when did that happen? When did that happen?
00:11:23
Lovelace
Hey,
00:11:25
Doco
I'm just a fan.
00:11:26
Lovelace
just wait a few more episodes.
00:11:28
Doco
I'm not gonna go that far.
00:11:29
Lovelace
Wait a few more episodes. But, um...
00:11:30
Doco
I'm not gonna go that far. He's never sent me a Christmas card.
00:11:32
TWIYpod
Like, would you was you his roadie or something? Did you carry his bags or something on the first album tour?
00:11:37
Doco
Lace definitely rapped for one time in Atlanta.
00:11:41
TWIYpod
at ah At a random at outside of a tour bus. Outside of a tour bus.
00:11:45
Lovelace
Ran to Atlanta, nigga.
00:11:45
TWIYpod
He said, like,
00:11:45
Doco
Lace definitely.
00:11:48
TWIYpod
Spitting bars outside of a tour bus that nobody feels has to hit different when you wake up in the morning.
00:11:54
Lovelace
that's funny as fuck.
00:11:54
Doco
Nah. But why are you but like why don't you... You tried to downplay it, Scully, as if it wasn't creative. Come on, bro.
00:12:04
TWIYpod
No, I'm going to keep it above.
00:12:04
Lovelace
He shenanigans.
00:12:07
TWIYpod
I was very big.
00:12:09
Doco
Mute up. Everybody everybody turn their mics off.
00:12:11
TWIYpod
I was very big on talking to y'all about how corny the Iceman shit was with the blocks, with the ice blocks in the middle of Canada. And now everybody, all the streamers came out to play on the ice blocks. I said that shit was corny.
00:12:28
TWIYpod
Give me a fucking album.
Podcast Dynamics & Personal Connections
00:12:30
TWIYpod
Give me good music. I don't need this.
00:12:32
Doco
Whatever you into?
00:12:34
TWIYpod
I don't need this corny promotion shit to promote your music. I don't like the stunts when it comes down to promoting your music. I don't need...
00:12:41
Doco
So we don't like creativity. I'm sorry, I had to interrupt.
00:12:43
TWIYpod
Well, well, it wasn't creative. It was just ice blocks then. But when I saw the stream on Thursday and I saw all the music videos, all the content that was created, and it all led to a moment...
00:12:58
TWIYpod
I said, I got to walk that take back on the pod. Even though I never shared that take on the pod, I said, I got walk that take back on the pod because that's important.
00:13:07
Doco
commendable
00:13:09
TWIYpod
it's for It was for a reason, and it was for more of a reason than just I want streamers to have something that they can tangibide them, that they can say that they were a part of for the album. He was making ah album rollout, video, music series, whatever the fuck you want to call it.
00:13:27
TWIYpod
and And it was very good, and it was executed very well.
00:13:27
Doco
one could say cinema even right
00:13:33
TWIYpod
Cinematic, that's a little bit much.
00:13:35
Doco
Oh.
00:13:35
Lovelace
And if you flip the words in cinema, you get Iceman.
00:13:38
Doco
Iceman. Oh my god. Wow. Such creativity.
00:13:41
TWIYpod
Wait, wait.
00:13:42
Lovelace
Hey.
00:13:44
TWIYpod
yeah ah'll I'll cut this fucking podcast off right now.
00:13:48
Lovelace
Hey, check this out. Check this out.
00:13:49
TWIYpod
I'll cut this podcast off right now.
00:13:51
Lovelace
When the clips dropped, we did a whole episode, had a special guest, to everything. can let you get your shit off, man.
00:13:57
TWIYpod
Why are we talking about the Cliffs?
00:13:59
Doco
I'm just saying.
00:13:59
Lovelace
I'm just saying, like, our favorite artist dropped, we gon' get our shit off.
00:14:02
Doco
Yeah.
00:14:04
TWIYpod
but why but why But why can't y'all mention your man without mentioning everybody else?
00:14:04
Doco
but But it's low-key Scully's fave, too. Mm-hmm.
00:14:11
TWIYpod
Doesn't that seem a little weird that you are talking about Drake? And the only way that you can talk about Drake is if you talk about Kendrick and talk about the Clips. You talk about Hove.
00:14:22
TWIYpod
Talk about Drake.
00:14:24
Lovelace
No, no, no.
00:14:25
TWIYpod
Talk about the Canadian ball.
00:14:25
Lovelace
i'm only I'm only addressing the music. I'm only addressing the music. And these gentlemen were a part of the music. I'm not online giving some little quiz and backtrack.
00:14:37
Doco
And we lay strong today. but
00:14:39
Lovelace
I'm only talking about the lyrics that we're giving. I ain't saying that not the way. I referenced the jewelry.
00:14:44
Doco
The words that were written
00:14:46
Lovelace
I referenced your favorite artist, Virginia. That's what he said.
00:14:51
Doco
took all the mementos.
00:14:51
Lovelace
That's what he said. Iceman.
00:14:52
Doco
All the mementos.
00:14:53
Lovelace
That's what he said.
00:14:54
Doco
That's what he said.
00:14:55
Lovelace
<unk>
00:14:57
Doco
All the mementos.
00:14:58
Lovelace
And then, you know what's crazy? You know what's crazy? And s Scully is on the album. And he downplaying it. Like, right here. Scully, this is you drunk. What are we talking about?
00:15:11
Lovelace
You came in there.
00:15:15
Lovelace
you this is you drunk what do we tell about so be a new tree
00:15:17
Doco
Mr. I'm good in everywhere. and That's you.
00:15:19
Lovelace
big girl love
00:15:21
TWIYpod
You niggas call me Big Freda?
00:15:23
Doco
Yeah.
00:15:24
Lovelace
you came in there
00:15:25
Doco
I'm good in every hood.
00:15:28
Lovelace
You came in there shouting them out.
00:15:29
Doco
Whatever you into.
00:15:34
Lovelace
yo You were living your tweets in the booth for Drizzy. And I don't know how you lined it up.
00:15:39
TWIYpod
I'd like to be anywhere else on Earth but here right now.
00:15:44
TWIYpod
If there was anywhere else on Earth I could be, I'd like to be there, except for right here, right now.
00:15:50
Doco
No, that's a lie. You missed us. It's okay.
00:15:51
TWIYpod
It it was the it was a good it was a good it was a good body of work, all three albums.
00:15:51
Doco
Works.
00:15:52
Lovelace
Hug, man.
00:15:57
Doco
Works.
00:15:57
TWIYpod
I haven't spent too much time on the dance hall, Joan, because I don't feel like playing that shit in my earbuds in the man cave is like the right environment for the damn tall joint.
00:16:09
Lovelace
It's not. It's not.
00:16:10
TWIYpod
I feel like I need to pull the fog machine out. I got to get, I need some, I need drugs. I need some hallucinogens. You feel me?
00:16:19
Doco
Fair enough.
00:16:19
Lovelace
Hmm.
00:16:20
TWIYpod
Some ecstasy, like old school ecstasy too.
00:16:21
Doco
Fair enough.
00:16:23
TWIYpod
Not Molly. I'm talking old school ecstasy from bad boys too.
00:16:29
TWIYpod
Like, I need some of that. I need some strobe lights. I got to pull the strobe lights out the closet. Like, I need too much to get into the vibe for that. So I got to go somewhere for that. I'm still going to give it a listen.
00:16:40
TWIYpod
So I know what's going to sound good when we outside. But um good bodies of work.
00:16:43
Doco
Mm-hmm.
00:16:45
TWIYpod
Great bodies of work. i have I have very limited complaints about
00:16:46
Doco
Well...
00:16:51
TWIYpod
what drake was able to do i love the stream the last ice man episode four shit i love that with the music videos it wasn't just music videos for ice man he kind of mixed up all of them to make you know the stream go i thought it was really good i wish there was somewhere way i could find it if somebody knows reach out to the gang and share it
00:17:05
Doco
Right.
00:17:13
Lovelace
He did put the videos individually in Apple Music. got you.
00:17:17
TWIYpod
Yeah, i don't I don't want the videos individually. I want that whole clip. I just want it to keep going. So somebody make a playlist for me of all the videos in sequence.
00:17:25
Lovelace
I got you. I got you.
00:17:26
Doco
Just go check Maul's Instagram.
00:17:26
Lovelace
I got you.
00:17:28
TWIYpod
Yeah, Maul was different, bro.
00:17:34
Doco
Why? You wouldn't be like that if your man was getting slandered for the last two years. like
00:17:42
Lovelace
No, no, no, not just his mans. He was getting slandered too.
00:17:47
TWIYpod
All right. So I'll say the thing. I think it's weird that mall was there at the function with academics. No one.
00:17:55
Doco
He wasn't there.
00:17:56
Lovelace
Academics wasn't there.
00:17:57
Doco
Academics wasn't there.
00:17:58
Lovelace
Academics wasn't there.
00:17:58
TWIYpod
Academics wasn't there.
00:17:59
Doco
No, he was live streaming.
00:17:59
Lovelace
No, no, no, no. Academics came to shoot his one thing and he went back. He didn't want to hear none of the music before it came out.
00:18:03
Doco
moving Allegedly.
00:18:05
TWIYpod
Oh, okay. Okay. What an S piece then. I take it back. Yeah.
00:18:09
Doco
I also had the same thoughts. I was like, wait, these niggas is in the same room? And then I went on, and then, yeah, he act was, Ak was on live.
00:18:14
TWIYpod
Yeah. if If you were in the same room with old boy and he got he got static with your man, just doxed your man and his kid, that's a little weird.
00:18:16
Lovelace
Yeah.
00:18:26
Lovelace
Yeah.
00:18:26
Doco
It's little weird.
00:18:26
TWIYpod
Especially if you walked away from Joe because he told your man to take the day off of work and didn't clear it by you.
00:18:34
Lovelace
Mm-hmm. The
00:18:36
TWIYpod
437 Anniversary was the other week. I listened to that shit on the ride home, and I didn't know that they put...
00:18:41
Lovelace
the original version?
00:18:42
TWIYpod
Nuh-uh, they put the censored version up there. Not even censored version, the edited version on Patreon.
00:18:44
Lovelace
Oh.
00:18:47
Lovelace
Yeah. All right.
00:18:48
TWIYpod
Terrible version. I needed to see him call Rory Measley. I didn't ask you to be there when my son was born. like i wanted to see those disses.
00:18:58
Doco
Well, we never really broke that, but that's crazy to say to somebody.
00:19:04
TWIYpod
That was emotion.
00:19:06
Doco
That is insane to say to somebody, bro.
00:19:09
TWIYpod
That was emotion. That's emotional. And for him for him for him to say that out of nowhere, Rory pulled that card.
00:19:11
Doco
I never asked you to be there for me for my son's birthday. It was crazy to say.
00:19:19
TWIYpod
Yo, we're friends. We're better than this. I was there when your son was born. In the middle of an argument.
00:19:25
TWIYpod
And I walk away from that argument fuming mad, thinking about all the things that you said. And I want to respond to some of those things. And I just so happen to do it in front of the camera.
00:19:25
Lovelace
Oh,
00:19:36
TWIYpod
Yeah.
00:19:36
Doco
Yeah, but you don't couple that in the same breath of this nigga was stealing laundry detergent.
00:19:36
Lovelace
shit.
00:19:42
TWIYpod
he would
00:19:43
Doco
ah That's crazy. That's crazy.
00:19:46
TWIYpod
yeah That just lets you know how personal the beef with Maul is. He doesn't have anything major to say about Maul during the fucking breakup that that you're stealing from us incident.
00:19:50
Doco
Bro.
00:19:57
TWIYpod
He doesn't have nothing to say about Maul except for I didn't know where Maul lived when I asked him to come pod with us. And when Maul lived with me, he hoarded laundry detergent and I didn't like that.
00:20:08
Doco
That's insane, nigga. You were dust.
00:20:11
TWIYpod
Yeah, but just because I'm on dust doesn't mean I don't have laundry to do.
00:20:15
Doco
Imagine what you were doing to these people. He probably had to hide the laundry detergent.
00:20:21
Lovelace
That nigga was flipping laundry detergent?
00:20:23
Doco
He was probably in there huffing that shit, bro.
00:20:24
Lovelace
Yo, hey.
00:20:28
Doco
He was probably going crazy.
00:20:30
TWIYpod
No, when you're on dust like that, he probably went into his cleaning spells where he was very manic and in ah in a in a marathon of cleanliness.
00:20:31
Doco
So I do got a question, though.
00:20:38
Doco
Bro. Don't touch my laundry detergent. I'm hiding my laundry detergent tu from the dustbin for sure.
00:20:44
Lovelace
And the one thing that college did teach me is that you don't got to fill the whole cup up.
00:20:50
Doco
No, hell no
00:20:50
TWIYpod
Get the fuck out of here.
00:20:50
Lovelace
Joe was probably double dipping that shit.
00:20:52
TWIYpod
Get the fuck out of here.
00:20:52
Lovelace
just drop Hit your own drop, nigga.
00:20:53
TWIYpod
Y'all niggas' clothes ain't clean, man. get ah
00:20:55
Doco
What are you talking about?
00:20:56
TWIYpod
Y'all not filling up the laundry cup when you do your laundry?
00:20:58
Doco
Well, first of all, I have an auto sense washing machine. It does it itself. Number one.
00:21:05
TWIYpod
make me argue with y'all tonight.
00:21:07
Doco
Yeah. Number one. You know i'm saying?
00:21:08
TWIYpod
No. That's rich.
00:21:11
Doco
Shout out to this rich nigga to the right. That's number one.
00:21:12
TWIYpod
as That's for rich. He's rich, ladies.
00:21:14
Doco
Number two. No, i'm not. You the one that's got a timeshare in Aruba. That's where you can listen to that third album.
00:21:19
TWIYpod
No, relax, bro. what is she talking yeah What is you talking about?
00:21:21
Doco
You know what I'm saying? Oh, my bad. We can bleep that. Bleep that. My bad.
00:21:24
TWIYpod
talking about?
00:21:24
Doco
My bad. Bleep that.
00:21:25
Lovelace
It don't matter.
00:21:25
Doco
You might as well bleep this.
00:21:26
TWIYpod
And I can't believe that.
00:21:26
Doco
You know what I'm saying?
00:21:28
TWIYpod
So when Uncle Sam come find me, when Uncle Sam come find me, but proceed proceed, let's talk about your half cups of laundry detergent, which y'all's weird clothes.
00:21:28
Lovelace
and it don't matter
00:21:34
Doco
It's, uh,
00:21:39
TWIYpod
Yo, I can't believe y'all are going against the recommended amount of detergent that's required for your laundry.
00:21:41
Doco
What?
00:21:47
Doco
Bro, that is the record amended. There's notches on the fucking cup.
00:21:51
TWIYpod
So why don't they they make a smaller cup?
00:21:54
Doco
Because niggas like you will fill the cup and overuse the soap.
00:21:54
TWIYpod
Oh, Cole.
00:21:59
Lovelace
You ain't have to buy more. yeah
00:22:01
Doco
Thank you.
00:22:02
TWIYpod
Oh, my God.
00:22:03
Doco
Thank you.
00:22:03
TWIYpod
and I never knew we would be in a place like that.
00:22:03
Doco
Because niggas like you actually fill the cup and just throw the whole cup in the washing machine.
00:22:08
Lovelace
You gonna make me go get a fuck the fucking laundry cup right now. please
00:22:11
Doco
Bro, it's self-explanatory.
00:22:12
Lovelace
but
00:22:13
Doco
You probably don't know the notches on the measuring cup either, right?
00:22:16
TWIYpod
I'm not poor. Of course, I don't know the notches on a measuring cup for the laundry. My laundry machine has a little area where you fill it up, and it has a line in that area.
00:22:24
Doco
Yep.
00:22:26
TWIYpod
Fill it up the line to clean your clothes.
00:22:27
Doco
Yep.
00:22:28
TWIYpod
I fill it up to the line and go on about my day. But when I was poor and I had a poor man's washer and dryer, I filled the cup up to the full limit, and I poured that hole in the washing machine.
00:22:35
Lovelace
Hey.
00:22:41
TWIYpod
Never had no complaints about my clothes. You niggas are living a different life.
00:22:46
Lovelace
Hey.
00:22:46
TWIYpod
Y'all are living a different life, and I don't want to live that life. what do you
00:22:49
Doco
This nigga was walking around mad soapy if it rained.
00:22:53
Lovelace
Hey. hear why i take someone to steam or i his clothes shit
00:22:56
Doco
yes Bro, this shit was...
00:23:00
Lovelace
yeah
00:23:00
Doco
He was just iron soap!
00:23:00
TWIYpod
Now, listen, if if money was tight if money was tight, you cut back on the on the fabric softener. If money's tight, you you don't use as much fabric softener because money's tight.
00:23:11
Lovelace
You was feeling the fabric softener cup up too? He
00:23:14
TWIYpod
ah You fill it up to the amount of the cup.
00:23:16
TWIYpod
The fabric softener cup is smaller.
00:23:16
Doco
Hey, bro, buddy's clothes are so heavy.
00:23:22
Lovelace
wasn't going to do double rinses and shit.
00:23:26
TWIYpod
I'm going to ask Rosa when she comes here on Monday. I'm going to ask her.
00:23:29
Doco
No, that's crazy.
00:23:31
TWIYpod
She's taking over the laundry duties in my household. owner I'm going to ask Rosa.
00:23:33
Doco
All right, so fucking we're here. This ain't even on the topic list, but we're here.
00:23:37
Lovelace
here
00:23:38
Doco
How many wears do you get out of your jeans before you wash them?
00:23:47
TWIYpod
What do you mean?
00:23:48
Doco
No, no, You heard exactly what I said.
00:23:50
Lovelace
I know niggas that will do multiple wears.
00:23:53
Doco
Nah, hey, because Scully's about to, he wants to say like two or three, but he doesn't want to be judged, right?
00:23:57
Lovelace
I know niggas that do multiple wears, but my life is set up where I can do one wear.
00:24:00
Doco
Because
00:24:00
TWIYpod
um'm No, i'm gonna I'm walking into this knowing I'm going to be judged. if there
00:24:04
Doco
that's some Virginia shit.
00:24:05
TWIYpod
if they're but If they're black, no, I don't.
00:24:06
Lovelace
can only do one wear. I'm sorry.
00:24:08
Doco
And he starches his jeans.
00:24:11
TWIYpod
don't starch my jeans. I don't starch clothes.
00:24:12
Doco
He
00:24:12
TWIYpod
don't starch clothes.
00:24:13
Lovelace
But, but, but, do you dry your jeans every time?
00:24:14
TWIYpod
Dress clothes.
00:24:17
Lovelace
Do you put them in the dryer every time?
00:24:19
TWIYpod
Except for the black ones. Don't put the black ones in the jar because they'll get faded.
00:24:24
Doco
He said they don't fit the same if I don't put them in a drink. a
00:24:29
TWIYpod
Wait, what are you talking about? They fit different?
00:24:34
Doco
Yeah, they if you just hang them versus if you drive them, for sure.
00:24:37
Lovelace
I
00:24:38
Doco
you don't do laundry for real. You know what mean?
00:24:40
TWIYpod
No. I have a Rosa. I have a Rosa.
00:24:44
Doco
Alright, bro.
00:24:44
TWIYpod
For a reason.
00:24:46
Doco
I'm going to tell her you call her Rosa.
00:24:46
Lovelace
know. Hit the drop for him.
00:24:48
Doco
i
00:24:49
TWIYpod
no
00:24:49
Lovelace
Mm-hmm.
00:24:51
TWIYpod
No, no, this is a Honduran.
00:24:51
Doco
but but
00:24:52
TWIYpod
This is a real life Honduran.
00:24:56
Doco
I'm going to tell that lady you addressing her as Rosa on the podcast.
00:25:00
TWIYpod
No, i'm i'm umm goingnna I'm going to send you the bill. I'm going to send you the bill. This is a real life Honduran.
00:25:06
Doco
It is what it is.
00:25:07
TWIYpod
Because sometimes you got to get your house cleaned at a different level and you just don't want to do it.
00:25:07
Doco
but
00:25:08
Lovelace
Hey,
00:25:12
Lovelace
so so check this out.
00:25:12
Doco
I agree with that.
00:25:13
Lovelace
Hey, go. You, you kind of entering the territory of old nigga now.
00:25:17
Doco
I'm old.
00:25:18
Lovelace
So you still young, but you, but while we were away, found out that air force ones are now the dad shoot.
00:25:21
Doco
I'm tired, nigga. I'm old.
00:25:23
TWIYpod
I'm medium young.
00:25:31
TWIYpod
No, they're not.
00:25:32
Doco
Yep.
00:25:33
Lovelace
When the fuck did this happen?
00:25:34
Doco
Yep, they told me that the other day.
00:25:34
Lovelace
Yeah.
00:25:34
TWIYpod
No, they're not.
00:25:36
Doco
Yep.
00:25:36
TWIYpod
po hunt
00:25:36
Lovelace
so happy
00:25:37
TWIYpod
Who's lying to y'all? Y'all y'all ah y' allll have been lying to.
00:25:38
Doco
Yep.
00:25:40
TWIYpod
both These are used lies. Y'all have been lying to so much. You've been lying to about your laundry detergent. Now somebody is telling y'all that now somebody is telling y'all that Air Force Ones are the unkshu.
00:25:46
Doco
No, you've been lied to.
00:25:52
Doco
Mm-hmm.
00:25:52
Lovelace
No, no, no, no, no. Not the unkshu. The dad shu, nigga. Specifically say the dad shu.
00:25:55
TWIYpod
No, they're not.
00:25:57
Doco
Scully, you grew up in an era where Pepe Le Pew was like consensual, but it was. You know what mean? So I don't really think we should take advice from you niggas.
00:26:05
TWIYpod
I always thought something was, i thought he was a little aggressive.
00:26:07
Doco
You thought he was smooth, right?
00:26:09
TWIYpod
I thought he was a little aggressive with the ladies.
00:26:10
Doco
Okay.
00:26:11
TWIYpod
I was like, Pepe, Pepe.
00:26:11
Doco
Okay. Okay.
00:26:13
TWIYpod
I don't know. That's not Riz.
00:26:16
Doco
Yeah, I bought some forces the other day and allegedly, yeah, I heard, and when you put that in the notes, I was like, what?
00:26:21
TWIYpod
Those?
00:26:24
Doco
But I heard that after.
00:26:26
TWIYpod
Those not even dad's shoe prices.
00:26:26
Doco
i was like, that's crazy.
00:26:27
TWIYpod
What are they, buck 15, buck 20?
00:26:30
Doco
They shouldn't be that much money, first of all.
00:26:32
Lovelace
I got the and
00:26:32
TWIYpod
I thought them fucking new balances was the dad's shoe.
00:26:38
TWIYpod
Wait, hold on.
00:26:38
Doco
Bro, New Balance are like the cool shoe today.
00:26:41
Doco
They're not the dad shoe anymore.
00:26:41
TWIYpod
Who's wearing midis? That's your mans.
00:26:45
Lovelace
i got i got the mid with the with strap and i got the load tops
00:26:49
Doco
Wait, you got the Miz?
00:26:51
Lovelace
yeah i do
00:26:52
TWIYpod
That's your mans. that's your man
00:26:53
Doco
Whatever you into? Whatever you into?
00:26:57
TWIYpod
That's
00:27:00
Doco
Whatever you into?
00:27:01
Lovelace
high tops no more.
00:27:01
TWIYpod
your You brought him to me and said you wanted to start a podcast.
00:27:03
Lovelace
No.
00:27:04
Doco
Snigger brought the mids?
00:27:06
Lovelace
The high tops, they don't sell anymore. So they sell the mid top with the strap.
00:27:09
TWIYpod
Why would you even buy the high chops?
00:27:09
Doco
Nah, they sell highs. You can buy the highs.
00:27:09
Lovelace
You still got that strap.
00:27:13
TWIYpod
Man.
00:27:15
Doco
don't want to hear that.
00:27:15
Lovelace
You can still buy them, but they don't make the highs anymore.
00:27:17
Doco
I'm going to tell you one thing, though. Inflation? He said, buying the mids. 100%. No, no, no. I'm checking tonight. a
00:27:22
TWIYpod
i'm check I'm checking the internet to make sure y'all not on a certain list.
00:27:25
Doco
one hundred percent umm but i'm no no
00:27:27
TWIYpod
um'm um I'm checking to make sure y'all not on a certain list because y'all are starting to worry me.
00:27:28
Doco
um check it tonight checking tonight. The Lowe's is smooth.
00:27:32
TWIYpod
Y'all are in high top uptowns, mid top up.
00:27:35
Doco
Smooth.
00:27:38
TWIYpod
What are you doing?
00:27:39
Doco
Do you wear high socks with the Lowe's?
00:27:40
Lovelace
What are you doing?
00:27:44
TWIYpod
Do I wear high socks?
00:27:45
Lovelace
No.
00:27:46
Doco
With the Lowe's. I'm talking to Lowe's.
00:27:47
TWIYpod
No, you wear the invisible Jones. You wear the no shows.
00:27:51
Lovelace
No. No.
00:27:52
TWIYpod
You wear the no shows. You wear the no shows.
00:27:54
Lovelace
Look how smooth my leg is.
00:27:56
Doco
just think he got his ankle bone showing.
00:28:00
Lovelace
yeah a good ca goodass move man leg is
00:28:02
TWIYpod
Listen, i can't I can't dress. So don't don't listen to me.
00:28:05
Doco
Hey, Scully got dainty ankles.
00:28:06
TWIYpod
I can't dress. I've told y'all I can't dress.
00:28:08
Doco
He wanted his ankles to show.
00:28:09
Lovelace
It's quarter or crew, at the very least.
00:28:11
TWIYpod
Wait, what are y'all niggas wearing? What are y'all niggas wearing with low-top sneakers?
00:28:16
Doco
Shorts?
00:28:16
Lovelace
The only low-top sneakers I have are Air Force Ones. I hate low-top sneakers, bro.
00:28:19
Doco
Shorts?
00:28:20
TWIYpod
No, what kind of socks are y'all wearing with low-top sneakers?
00:28:23
Lovelace
just told you, low or quarter?
00:28:24
Doco
Yeah, what are we talking about?
00:28:26
Lovelace
Low or quarter?
00:28:26
TWIYpod
So no no-shop. No no-show socks.
00:28:29
Doco
No.
00:28:30
Lovelace
No.
00:28:30
TWIYpod
All right, there you go.
00:28:31
Lovelace
yeah I do no-shows with my Crocs.
00:28:31
Doco
Hell no.
00:28:33
Lovelace
I do my no-shows with my... um
00:28:35
TWIYpod
You're wearing Crocs. Niggas, I don't have no shows where my Crocs and i I put them in sport mode.
00:28:37
Lovelace
Yeah, nigga. Yeah, nigga.
00:28:41
TWIYpod
like But y'all go sit here.
00:28:42
Doco
so scott you You know he got the like the Georgia Bulldog Crocs.
00:28:46
TWIYpod
Go dogs.
00:28:47
Doco
so
00:28:47
Lovelace
And, dude.
00:28:49
Lovelace
Ashley, bring my Georgia Crocs.
00:28:50
Doco
See? told you told you Told you.
00:28:51
Lovelace
Okay.
00:28:54
Doco
But yeah, I mean, that no wearing no-shows is nasty as a man.
00:28:54
TWIYpod
That's nasty work.
00:28:58
Doco
let's Add that to the list. Where's the lady?
00:29:01
TWIYpod
why Why is that nasty?
00:29:01
Doco
Find that lady and add that.
00:29:02
TWIYpod
they They make no-show socks for men. Why is that nasty?
00:29:07
Doco
Gay men.
00:29:07
TWIYpod
It's not like I'm wearing a woman's sock.
00:29:07
Lovelace
Well,
00:29:12
TWIYpod
why Then why do they make no-show socks if men can't wear them?
00:29:16
Doco
Because there's gay men in the world that wear them.
00:29:19
Lovelace
whoa we ain't gonna put that on no Spurges on nobody. We just gonna say, Hey, there's some people.
00:29:22
Doco
That's not disparaging.
00:29:23
Lovelace
in Hey, I can't speak for all.
00:29:25
Doco
I'm just saying that's more of a feminine sock, right? That's a very thin sock.
00:29:30
Lovelace
As an ally, I cannot put that on. I cannot put that as a general statement.
00:29:34
Doco
Alright, fine. I take it back. But as ah as that's a thin material on your foot, right? A no-show sock is a very thin sock. Be a man.
00:29:44
Doco
Put on a Nike sock.
00:29:45
Lovelace
Hey, Frank Lucas, you in my shot.
00:29:51
Doco
Put on a thicker sock. Put on a wool sock or a dry fit sock.
00:29:56
TWIYpod
A wolf?
00:29:57
Doco
Be a man.
00:29:57
TWIYpod
In the summertime?
00:29:59
Doco
Be a man.
00:29:59
TWIYpod
Where they are?
00:30:00
Doco
Be a man.
00:30:01
TWIYpod
You know, you brothers have athletes foot.
00:30:03
Doco
i do I do.
00:30:07
Lovelace
The one time I got in my life, I didn't know what it was because nobody explained that. was like, oh, my God.
00:30:14
TWIYpod
How'd you get rid of it
00:30:15
Doco
hurts.
00:30:15
Lovelace
No, no, no, no. Growing up, when you hear athletes, you just know not to wear other niggas' shoes and sneakers.
00:30:17
Doco
Cream, nigga.
00:30:21
Lovelace
But when you actually get that shit, it ain't got nothing to do with...
00:30:21
Doco
No, I didn't.
00:30:21
TWIYpod
Hmm. Hmm.
00:30:24
Doco
No, I got that shit from wearing black socks in the summer.
00:30:29
Lovelace
The moisture.
00:30:30
Doco
Yeah, bad idea.
00:30:31
Lovelace
Yep. Same thing. Yep.
00:30:32
TWIYpod
So you out here spending $7 for cream?
00:30:33
Doco
Bad idea.
00:30:35
Lovelace
Doing two-a-days in black Nike socks, nigga. Yeah.
00:30:38
Doco
Actually, that's another one of those things where my good favorite in the world takes care of me.
00:30:38
Lovelace
what
00:30:41
TWIYpod
You'll steal it.
00:30:44
Doco
My wife takes care of me in that aspect. You know what I'm saying?
00:30:47
TWIYpod
So she's spending $7.
00:30:48
Doco
I just put my feet well. probably me anyways, but whatever.
00:30:51
TWIYpod
I mean, you you did you know that you have the cure for athlete's foot? You got it.
00:30:58
Doco
Yeah.
00:30:59
TWIYpod
Just pee in the shower. You'll never have athlete's foot.
00:31:01
Doco
No.
00:31:02
TWIYpod
if you pee If you pee in the shower, that's how you get rid of athlete's foot, bro.
00:31:03
Doco
That's some, like...
00:31:06
Doco
Like sweet tea, that's some slave shit.
00:31:11
TWIYpod
I don't like the way Laysa's looking at me, but what cook.
00:31:15
TWIYpod
That's how you get rid of athlete's foot.
00:31:15
Doco
It is.
00:31:17
Lovelace
You treating athlete's foot like a jellyfish thing, nigga?
00:31:17
Doco
It is. You're supposed to put a cap of bleach in the bottom of the tub, actually.
00:31:20
Lovelace
What the fuck is going on?
00:31:24
Doco
That's what you're supposed to do. You're supposed to put a cap of bleach in the bottom of the tub.
00:31:29
Lovelace
Man, just go see the damn podiatrist and call it a day.
00:31:30
Doco
This nigga is Manny Pacquiao over here. you know what i mean?
00:31:34
TWIYpod
No, when that was Juan marque Marquez, whatever.
00:31:39
Lovelace
Holy
00:31:39
TWIYpod
he He drank his own pee on HBO in front of the host.
00:31:42
Lovelace
shit.
00:31:43
Doco
He knocked Andy out, though, didn't he?
00:31:44
TWIYpod
Not not not the fight that he was drinking his pee. that was The next fight is where he knocked him out.
00:31:47
Doco
damn. Damn.
00:31:50
Lovelace
Oh, yeah.
00:31:52
Doco
That's crazy. That's not a good look.
00:31:54
TWIYpod
Nah, he drank his pee for nothing. The whole time he was getting dusted, I was just like, son drank his pee in front of the hoes for nothing.
00:31:56
Doco
I
00:32:03
Doco
got a question.
00:32:04
Lovelace
You're...
00:32:06
Doco
Y'all saw the Jackson movie, the Michael Jackson movie, right?
00:32:09
TWIYpod
I didn't.
00:32:10
Doco
Okay, neither did I, and that's and not even what it matters to me.
00:32:12
Lovelace
I see it. Yes, go ahead.
00:32:13
Doco
But, nigga, he lived it!
00:32:14
Lovelace
Oh, never mind. You might make it Friday. Never mind.
00:32:17
Doco
was there!
00:32:18
TWIYpod
if not what what
00:32:18
Doco
the fuck was he?
00:32:20
TWIYpod
I was, i did, i did live it.
00:32:22
Doco
he He was there! what are we talking about?
00:32:25
TWIYpod
I did live it, but I feel like there's going to be some shit in there that I didn't know about because I was little, you know what i'm saying?
00:32:27
Doco
Mm-hmm.
00:32:32
Lovelace
yeah Yeah, you ain't live it for real. you You kind of knew what was going on, but you ain't.
00:32:36
Doco
That nigga lived it
00:32:39
TWIYpod
Michael 2 and 3.
00:32:39
Lovelace
He was like first, second, third grade during that era.
00:32:40
TWIYpod
I lived that part.
00:32:42
Doco
when Michael Jackson passed, rest in peace, he cried that day.
00:32:46
TWIYpod
No, I didn't cry. I was confused at why everybody else was crying, though. i'm I'm confused frequently when people cry over celebrity deaths, bro.
00:32:56
Doco
Well, there were three days where i remember specifically when people passed away. Luther, Michael Jackson, and Prince. And people in my family tore up. they get And I was like, didn't see y'all cry about granny like this.
00:33:10
Doco
Like... I didn't see y'all... didn't see y'all cry about granny like this. What's going on?
00:33:18
TWIYpod
i'm not cry I'm not crying over no artist.
00:33:18
Lovelace
Wait, they didn't do original songs?
00:33:22
Doco
Wait, what?
00:33:24
Lovelace
Nah, bruh.
00:33:25
TWIYpod
He wanted to shit on Luther.
00:33:26
Lovelace
They weren't crying for a nigga that was singing other people's songs, man.
00:33:27
Doco
That's fucked up. He's dead, bro. Leave him alone.
00:33:31
TWIYpod
No, he's the cover king, though. Luther's the cover king.
00:33:34
Doco
He's that guy.
00:33:35
Lovelace
Put this best shit is somebody else's song.
00:33:37
Doco
what?
00:33:37
Lovelace
Like, which is cool.
00:33:38
Doco
so what
00:33:39
TWIYpod
Whitney's best shit is somebody else's song.
00:33:40
Lovelace
Which is cool. Which is cool. But we not about to say niggas want crying over me. I'm going to call
00:33:46
Doco
Yes, niggas was crying over Luther. I could name some other people crying that they cried over.
00:33:49
Lovelace
um my grandma right now.
00:33:50
TWIYpod
ah bunch of gay A bunch of gay dudes a bunch of gay dus was crying over Luther.
00:33:54
Doco
it was my aunt, bro. Listen, I remember she got out of work.
00:33:56
TWIYpod
Oh.
00:33:57
Doco
I'll never forget this shit. We was in the driveway.
00:33:59
TWIYpod
i seen an arm I seen armpits. All right, not that.
00:34:01
Doco
Relax. We was in the driveway.
00:34:03
Lovelace
Nah, fuck all that.
00:34:04
Doco
was playing four square, nigga.
00:34:04
Lovelace
Fuck all that. yeah a Real life entertainment.
00:34:06
Doco
I'll never forget this shit.
00:34:07
Lovelace
Fuck all that. Fuck
00:34:09
Doco
And she got out of the car. i mean, she she pulled up. Got out of the car, went in the house, got a cup of coffee, bro.
00:34:16
TWIYpod
Okay.
00:34:17
Doco
Went back and sat in the car and changed smoke cigs and cried and listened to Luther for hours. and they I was so <unk> confused.
00:34:24
Lovelace
Hey, grandma.
00:34:26
Doco
Oh, here we go.
00:34:27
Lovelace
How you doing? Hey, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
00:34:30
Doco
Did he just call his grandma for this?
00:34:32
Lovelace
You're my podcast. on my podcast.
00:34:34
TWIYpod
right.
00:34:34
Lovelace
um You on my podcast. Hey, real quick.
00:34:37
Doco
She don't know what that is.
00:34:37
Lovelace
I just want to ask you a quick question.
00:34:39
Doco
yeah
00:34:40
Lovelace
What? Did you cry when Luther died? Yes. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Okay. Okay. I love you.
00:34:52
Lovelace
I'm going to call you when we done recording. Okay. Hey, Shonda here. You to her, but I'll call you back when we Okay. All right. Bye.
00:35:00
Doco
That didn't go the way he thought it was. Go, go.
00:35:03
Lovelace
No, I just needed to know niggas was crying.
00:35:05
Doco
um
00:35:06
TWIYpod
a
00:35:07
Lovelace
I didn't know niggas was crying over a Luther.
00:35:09
TWIYpod
You're crazy crying over Lupa.
00:35:14
Lovelace
I don't see
00:35:15
Doco
That didn't go the way he thought it was going to nigga.
00:35:17
TWIYpod
No, I didn't.
00:35:18
Lovelace
I didn't know.
00:35:18
Doco
Now, but I said that to say, right, you ever, like, actually look at the steps of the Jackson 5?
00:35:18
Lovelace
I didn't know. I didn't know.
00:35:26
Doco
Like, the dance, the choreography?
00:35:27
Lovelace
Mm-hmm.
00:35:28
TWIYpod
Swaggy.
00:35:30
Doco
That shit was weak, bro.
00:35:31
TWIYpod
Here we go.
00:35:33
Doco
That shit was weak, bro.
00:35:33
TWIYpod
Because you got Chris Brown doing the front flip to the beat drop on March Madness. so of course
00:35:39
Doco
I'm not even compared it to Chris.
00:35:41
TWIYpod
So, of course, the Jackson 5 steps look a little suckerish, but they made them steps up in that little shack in Gary, Indiana.
00:35:46
Doco
well
00:35:51
Doco
Yeah.
00:35:51
TWIYpod
Have you ever been to Gary, Indiana?
00:35:53
Doco
No. But I've been...
00:35:54
TWIYpod
Go to Gary, Indiana, and you'll think so much different about the Jackson family.
00:36:00
Doco
Listen.
00:36:00
TWIYpod
Joe Jackson is in the daddy hall of fame.
00:36:04
Doco
This is a thank you. You're leading me right to where I wanted to go. I've never been Gary, Indiana. I've never been to Indiana.
00:36:12
Lovelace
Never been there.
00:36:12
Doco
And I've never been done a backflip synchronized with Mark's Madness, right? But what I have been is hit with a phone cord and a belt and a switch, fist, extension cords.
00:36:23
Lovelace
And a switch. An extension cord.
00:36:27
TWIYpod
chapa us
00:36:29
Doco
You know, anything that was readily available at that moment. And for those steps to be that fucking weak and for them to experience that abuse, my nigga.
00:36:43
Doco
You got me fucked up, bro.
00:36:45
TWIYpod
yeah it was
00:36:45
Doco
Ain't no way.
00:36:47
TWIYpod
It was the 70s, bro.
00:36:47
Doco
They could have... No, Joe could have came up with something.
00:36:49
TWIYpod
They didn't have the internet back then.
00:36:51
Doco
Bro, The Temptations was better than them.
00:36:54
TWIYpod
Joe ain't no dancer.
00:36:54
Doco
And it...
00:36:56
TWIYpod
What'd he do? He worked at an auto plant or something.
00:36:59
Doco
Alright.
00:37:00
TWIYpod
He worked in a nuclear plant.
00:37:00
Lovelace
Yeah, he was definitely in the plant.
00:37:02
Doco
So even worse, you abusing me over shit. You don't even know what you're talking about, nigga.
00:37:07
TWIYpod
You whooping my ass over something you can't do. You can't even tell me if I'm doing it wrong because you can't execute it.
00:37:16
Doco
Come on, bro.
00:37:17
Lovelace
All I'm going to say is I don't think it was the ass whoopings.
00:37:19
TWIYpod
That's good parenting.
00:37:22
Doco
a
00:37:22
Lovelace
I don't think it was the ass whoopings.
00:37:26
Lovelace
I don't think it was the ass whoopings. think it was the extra shit.
00:37:30
Doco
um mean, obviously there came structure and discipline and fucking all the other shit, but...
00:37:33
Lovelace
No, no, no, no, no. Well, for the people that saw the Michael movie, they they basically insinuated they showed one half whooping
00:37:41
Doco
Mm-hmm.
00:37:44
Lovelace
um might Well, not Baby Michael, but Little Michael. Because the key was off. But there's a scene.
00:37:53
Doco
It does what?
00:37:54
Lovelace
There's a scene with Barry Gordy in the studio. Where Mike's in there singing. And he's like, hey, you got to stop dancing. You got to sing. Joe come back.
00:38:06
Lovelace
Joe come back. He was like, hey. He's like, man, just give me five minutes.
00:38:14
Doco
whips his ass for no reason.
00:38:15
Lovelace
and No, no, no, no, no. They don't show, no, no, no, none of that. But Barry tells him, we got this. And you just know in real life, Joe beat the shit.
00:38:27
Doco
That shit ain't funny! That is not how you...
00:38:30
TWIYpod
nice Lace finds child abuse funny.
00:38:33
Doco
He, you know...
00:38:34
TWIYpod
Which I find funny because we know Lace.
00:38:36
Lovelace
don't, but... No, I don't find it funny, but what I find funny that they tried to cut out the actual abuse of the movie, but they kept planting the seeds the whole movie.
00:38:40
Doco
That's a topic for another day.
00:38:40
TWIYpod
Oh.
00:38:50
Doco
Yeah. I want to see part two.
00:38:51
Lovelace
No, no, no, no.
00:38:53
Doco
Show us the part where he builds Neverland, nigga.
00:38:55
Lovelace
No, we didn't get...
00:38:56
Doco
Show us that.
00:38:56
Lovelace
we get best That's later on. We only went to the We went to the Bad Album, man.
00:38:59
Doco
I want to see if that section...
00:38:59
TWIYpod
did they do Did he do the moonwalk in the drone?
00:39:02
Lovelace
Yes, he did the ah Motown 25...
00:39:03
Doco
Of course he did, bro.
00:39:05
TWIYpod
So you see what I mean? You got your ass whooped so bad, you created the talent inside yourself to moonwalk.
00:39:14
Doco
That was Bobby Brown. I mean, James Brown.
00:39:17
Lovelace
And do apologize to cry too.
00:39:17
TWIYpod
Nah, James Brown never moonwalked.
00:39:19
Doco
he did, nigga.
00:39:21
TWIYpod
James Brown did the shit with the cape, or he was about to leave the stage, they put the cape on him, he was sweating, and he was on coke. He was on the yam-yam.
00:39:29
Doco
Yeah. For sure.
00:39:31
TWIYpod
So Coke make you move all funny and weird and shit in the hips.
00:39:35
Doco
i mean, it worked.
00:39:35
TWIYpod
like
00:39:37
Lovelace
Like, um,
00:39:37
TWIYpod
And he ain't wearing no drawers with the nylon pants. That's weird.
00:39:41
Doco
and You don't wear any drawers in the airport.
00:39:42
TWIYpod
That's weird. Yeah, but I had sweats on. That's cotton. co probably Cotton sweats don't make you move weird like that.
00:39:48
Doco
Equivalent. Whatever you into? Equivalent.
00:39:52
TWIYpod
No.
00:39:53
Doco
but
00:39:53
TWIYpod
Goat. go put Go put your girl's pantyhose on with no drawers on. That's nylon. That's the same material of the pants that James Brown was wearing when he was performing with no drawers on.
00:40:04
TWIYpod
That's why he moved.
00:40:05
Doco
I beg your pardon. What the fuck?
00:40:09
Lovelace
You said go put wet on.
00:40:11
Doco
I beg your pardon. What
00:40:13
Lovelace
go
00:40:15
TWIYpod
I said go put your girl's pantyhose on.
00:40:17
Doco
the fuck?
00:40:18
TWIYpod
It's nylon, bro. Same material.
00:40:23
TWIYpod
Then go find some nylon pants, brother.
00:40:27
Doco
I don't fucking way, bro.
00:40:28
TWIYpod
Go find some nylon pants, brother.
00:40:32
Doco
um we we are your mind what What's the wildest material you ever wore? Now, pause.
00:40:38
TWIYpod
Oh, I wore it all.
00:40:43
TWIYpod
I wore it all.
00:40:47
TWIYpod
I wore it all, bro. I'm old. I wore it all.
00:40:50
Lovelace
You're not that old.
00:40:52
TWIYpod
I'm old enough to have worn it all.
00:40:53
Lovelace
Oh,
00:40:56
Doco
You have mesh?
00:40:58
Lovelace
shit.
00:40:59
TWIYpod
I'm not Jamaican. I'm old. I'm not Jamaican.
00:41:03
Lovelace
Oh shit.
00:41:04
Doco
ye run the fire
00:41:05
Lovelace
Oh shit.
00:41:05
TWIYpod
you think you think a woman go on You think I'm to put the mess shirt on and go play soccer with the homies?
00:41:06
Doco
You never put on a mesh shirt?
00:41:11
TWIYpod
No, I'm not Jamaican.
00:41:11
Lovelace
Um.
00:41:12
Doco
Yes. Yes. Yes, I do.
00:41:14
TWIYpod
no i'm nigeria I'm Nigerian.
00:41:17
Doco
my God. Now he's Nigerian all of a sudden.
00:41:19
TWIYpod
I've been Nigerian my whole life.
00:41:20
Doco
It's not popular to be them people no more. So, you know.
00:41:24
TWIYpod
What people? What are these people you speak of?
00:41:26
Doco
Free past nine. You know what I'm saying? It's not, you know.
00:41:36
TWIYpod
Shout out to the Jews that made them tunnels.
00:41:38
Lovelace
but Speaking of that, did you see Calla's response?
00:41:38
Doco
said
00:41:39
TWIYpod
Oh,
00:41:42
Doco
he was Jamaican. That's wild. Look at the, look at the.
00:41:45
TWIYpod
wait. Who said they're Jamaican?
00:41:48
Doco
Khaled.
00:41:48
TWIYpod
No, he didn't.
00:41:48
Lovelace
DJ Calla! Oh, shit.
00:41:50
Doco
Swear to God.
00:41:50
TWIYpod
No, he didn't.
00:41:52
Doco
Here, hold on. all Let me find it.
00:41:52
Lovelace
so pascoli
00:41:54
Doco
Ladies, did you screenshot it?
00:41:56
Lovelace
onequa
00:41:58
TWIYpod
Khaled said he's Jamaican.
00:42:00
Doco
yeah Yeah, bro. Hold on.
00:42:01
Lovelace
oh shit
00:42:02
TWIYpod
But he's been a San Negro my whole life.
00:42:05
Lovelace
but
00:42:05
TWIYpod
He's been a desert guy.
00:42:07
Lovelace
brett
00:42:09
TWIYpod
He said he don't need coochie because it's not halal.
00:42:13
Doco
That's crazy.
00:42:14
TWIYpod
So now he's Jamaican.
00:42:14
Doco
He might have taken it down.
00:42:15
TWIYpod
Well, Jamaicans, they say Jamaicans don't need coochie either.
00:42:15
Doco
Oh.
00:42:17
TWIYpod
So I guess, I guess he's still in there. I guess his wife is still looking at him crazy. That's wild.
00:42:25
Lovelace
This was the response. This is the picture that he put He said it. he said it He said, has yes.
00:42:34
Doco
Let God rise and all his enemies scatter.
00:42:37
Lovelace
No man, and no bother.
00:42:38
Doco
yeah yeah No man, brother.
00:42:41
Lovelace
And the we are running Jai Crew.
00:42:43
Doco
Ja cool.
00:42:47
TWIYpod
Khaled was boring.
00:42:48
Lovelace
You know thousands.
00:42:48
TWIYpod
That's all that is. Khaled just...
00:42:50
Doco
Uno come in uno thousands of years.
00:42:53
Lovelace
Two. They stand against you and hating me. Them just cunts.
00:42:58
Doco
Them just can't go through them heart.
00:43:00
TWIYpod
But you know what?
00:43:01
Lovelace
a
00:43:01
TWIYpod
You know what would make the world a better place if DJ Khaled and French Montana both said Free Palestine. Like, if we could get both of them in the same room to maybe even run a ah telethon
00:43:16
Doco
Okay.
00:43:17
TWIYpod
Like, who gives a fuck if they ever said Free Palestine or not?
00:43:19
Doco
Why? Well, because it does matter. It does matter.
00:43:25
TWIYpod
To whom?
00:43:25
Lovelace
The point was, is Drake signed a petition.
00:43:25
Doco
It does.
00:43:31
Lovelace
And he's Jewish. We all know this.
00:43:36
Doco
Nigerian Jewish.
00:43:36
Lovelace
He signed a petition when everything was, you know, at the height of everything. And Khaled been mewed up on his people the whole time.
00:43:44
Doco
Yo, you got the greatest gaming blood ever. My bad, I'm sorry.
00:43:49
Lovelace
Okay.
00:43:49
TWIYpod
drake drake never said Drake never said Black Lives Matter. He never signed a petition for Black Lives Mattering.
00:43:54
Doco
Yes, he did. Yes, he did.
00:43:56
Lovelace
Drake has donated. He has put on Fordham.
00:44:00
Doco
Yes, he did.
00:44:00
Lovelace
Yeah.
00:44:01
Doco
And he said, if I could, vote I wouldn't vote for t Trump or some shit like that.
00:44:09
TWIYpod
Now fold that up right now, Crote.
00:44:13
Doco
No, ray reality, though, i don't I think we put too much weight like Lay said in celebrity opinions or what he said.
00:44:20
TWIYpod
on god
00:44:20
Doco
Because like at the end of the day, it don't. But there is a certain sector of people who are swayed by that kind of shit. So it's useful.
00:44:29
Lovelace
And you know what people don't learn?
00:44:29
TWIYpod
I like what Jordan said. I like what Jordan said a million years ago when they asked him about the presidential candidacy back in the nineties and they said, Hey Jordan, how come you haven't stood by somebody said, Jordan, how come you haven't stood by somebody?
00:44:37
Lovelace
Mm-hmm.
00:44:38
Doco
Oh, my God.
00:44:42
Doco
I'm going to tell you one thing, though. Inflation.
00:44:46
Doco
I'm going to tell you one thing, though. Inflation.
00:44:49
TWIYpod
He said, Republicans buy shoes too.
00:44:53
Doco
Yeah.
00:44:53
TWIYpod
So he wasn't offending none of his political connects because everybody buys shoes.
00:45:00
Doco
But times are different, though. We ain't in the same time of life.
00:45:04
Lovelace
But you see what happened when you stand up for shit and then they be like, hold on, but you repping for China? Hey,
00:45:12
TWIYpod
China.
00:45:13
Doco
Who's doing that?
00:45:15
TWIYpod
That's where them drawings get made.
00:45:15
Lovelace
yo, nigga.
00:45:15
Doco
James Harden?
00:45:17
Doco
Is that what happened to James Harden?
00:45:17
Lovelace
Yo, go.
00:45:19
Lovelace
Yo, go.
00:45:20
TWIYpod
That's where them shoes get That's where them iPhones get made.
00:45:22
Doco
Whatever.
00:45:23
TWIYpod
That's lot.
00:45:23
Lovelace
you
00:45:27
Doco
That's true.
00:45:27
Lovelace
Speak out against it all. Speak out against it all.
00:45:29
Doco
That's true. I mean, and don't know. I feel like
00:45:33
Lovelace
I be up front with my shit. I'm not speaking out against it all. I'm only speaking out on the people that it affects that I interact with. That's
00:45:43
TWIYpod
that's a lot
00:45:44
Lovelace
not a
00:45:45
TWIYpod
When niggas went on a tattletale frenzy in Atlanta, you didn't say nothing.
00:45:50
TWIYpod
You denied it.
00:45:50
Lovelace
guy.
00:45:50
Lovelace
I
00:45:51
TWIYpod
You actually came on the pod and denied all the tattletaling in Atlanta.
00:45:55
Lovelace
I did not.
00:45:55
Doco
We weren't allowed to talk about it.
00:45:56
Lovelace
I did not.
00:45:57
Doco
That's true.
00:45:58
TWIYpod
We weren't allowed to talk about any of the tattletaling.
00:46:01
Doco
that That's very true. He said, these niggas my neighbors. I can't do this.
00:46:04
Lovelace
Hey.
00:46:07
Lovelace
Hey.
00:46:07
Doco
He said, I can't do this.
00:46:08
TWIYpod
never They'll never let me rap again, guys. If I come speak out about this, they'll never let me rap rap again.
00:46:16
Doco
They will never let me pack all the kids in my car again and let them see how the hoodlings are living.
00:46:22
Lovelace
It is. Very.
00:46:22
Doco
Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha.
00:46:23
TWIYpod
never be able to get strawberry Hennessy wings with the crack on it.
00:46:27
Doco
but oh
00:46:29
TWIYpod
Yeah, they put the crack powder on them wings he likes so much.
00:46:31
Doco
That sounds fire, though, if we're being honest.
00:46:33
Lovelace
it is
00:46:34
TWIYpod
It's pretty good. It's pretty good.
00:46:35
Doco
It sounds fire.
00:46:36
Lovelace
Very.
00:46:37
Doco
I don't know.
00:46:37
TWIYpod
i'm ah I'm over you, Nick Noggs, putting Hennessy on everything, but I'll accept that.
00:46:37
Doco
I think we do too much.
00:46:38
Lovelace
JJ, shout out. Bando, shout out.
00:46:43
Doco
But I ain't no shout-out to those fucking restaurants, niggas. They sending them food. I'm still waiting on some wings myself.
00:46:51
Lovelace
Yes.
00:46:51
Doco
So shout-out to them niggas if they go send it.
00:46:54
TWIYpod
They're sending it to his home. You got it you just got to be there.
00:46:56
Doco
Yeah, no. Send it here, nigga. y'all care about...
00:46:59
Lovelace
I keep inviting niggas. The invite been open for two years.
00:47:04
Doco
No, it's gonna happen one of these days because I get closer to wanting to fly in a plane, but then every time I talk about it, something happens. So, you know.
00:47:12
Lovelace
I just flew on a plane three weeks ago, bro. You good.
00:47:14
Doco
Couple steps closer, a couple steps back, you know. Yeah, but that was like you flew on a trip that was like...
00:47:20
TWIYpod
That was like 20 minutes. That was 20 minutes.
00:47:22
Lovelace
ah Your flight would be.
00:47:23
Doco
Yeah, bro. You know.
00:47:25
TWIYpod
That was 20 minutes.
00:47:25
Doco
What?
00:47:26
TWIYpod
My flight's going to be 45 minutes. I've been to Atlanta a million times. My flight's 45 minutes.
00:47:31
Doco
Mine would probably be like an hour, you know, maybe two. I feel like I'd be the nigga to get pulled to the back. This is my first time. Like, they would be like, nigga, you that age, you've never been on plane, nigga?
00:47:41
Lovelace
No, you're translucent.
00:47:42
TWIYpod
oh big
00:47:42
Doco
Like...
00:47:42
Lovelace
You're fine.
00:47:44
TWIYpod
They're not giving you the scully treatment at the airport. you're You're a good guy.
00:47:47
Lovelace
You don't look like Khaled, nigga.
00:47:47
TWIYpod
You got a good heart.
00:47:48
Doco
Well, have on underwear.
00:47:49
Lovelace
If you went in there looking like Khaled, yeah, they might be like, hey.
00:47:52
Doco
but They won't treat me. I'll i'll be fine.
00:47:57
TWIYpod
and We got to normalize not wearing underwear in the airport. That's mad peace. It should be peace. I don't understand. You're supposed to wear comfortable attire in the airport.
00:48:06
Lovelace
Hey, imagine this nigga getting mad at the door when TSA was out of work.
00:48:07
Doco
Bro, that goes...
00:48:15
Doco
But that like that goes in the category of like name something you miss from your childhood. Like, running around the crib free-balling. You know, woo-hoo. Grow up, make
00:48:26
TWIYpod
as a child today what are we talking about yeah that's why i pay the bills
00:48:28
Lovelace
You was free balling as the baby of the family?
00:48:30
Doco
For sure, nigga. Definitely walk around the house free-balling. Pajama pants, free-balling. 100%. No, I do that at my house as a girl. Man, yeah, for sure. But, you know, at the public, the moment we are stepping into public territory, draws go on, bro.
00:48:48
TWIYpod
no unless i'm going to a fun if i'm going to a function but if i'm just
00:48:49
Lovelace
Absolutely.
00:48:52
Doco
And it matters what kind of draws you're wearing, nigga. I'm judging.
00:48:54
TWIYpod
If I'm just going to the store, if I'm just going to Sam's to pick up an 18 pack, what do I need? What do I need that for?
00:49:01
Doco
Because when you bend down, your ass is showing.
00:49:05
TWIYpod
No, I dress appropriately for an adult.
00:49:06
Lovelace
All right.
00:49:08
TWIYpod
I don't sag my pants like you young folks do where you sag so much your whole ass is out.
00:49:11
Lovelace
No, but if you sweatpants got the drawstrings in them,
00:49:11
Doco
Wow.
00:49:15
Doco
Thank you.
00:49:15
TWIYpod
Yeah.
00:49:15
Doco
Thank you, Lace.
00:49:16
TWIYpod
Yeah, they do.
00:49:17
Doco
Thank you, Lace.
00:49:18
TWIYpod
Y'all buying sweats without drawstrings? Y'all are letting me know every time we pod that y'all are poor.
00:49:20
Doco
No, you're the... Bro, you're the nerd nigga that's tying their drawstring. Nobody ties their drawstrings.
00:49:27
TWIYpod
They're not there for fashion. They're there for functionality.
00:49:29
Doco
Yes, they are.
00:49:30
TWIYpod
What are you talking about?
00:49:33
Lovelace
a This nigga be having a rash from the drawstring. It's rough.
00:49:38
Doco
Dead ass. Dead ass.
00:49:44
TWIYpod
sense You sensitive skin bastards.
00:49:44
Lovelace
this
00:49:45
Lovelace
Shout out to that lady. Shout out to that lady.
00:49:48
Doco
Dead ass though.
00:49:48
Lovelace
rock
00:49:50
TWIYpod
You sensitive skin young man.
00:49:51
Doco
It makes no sense. what What is something you miss from your childhood?
00:49:53
TWIYpod
Yeah.
00:49:57
TWIYpod
Iced honey buns being cheap.
00:50:02
TWIYpod
Iced honey buns was mad cheap when I was young.
00:50:04
Doco
It was like 50 cents.
00:50:05
TWIYpod
You want an iced honey bun today? This shit going to cost you about $1.78. $2.00.
00:50:10
Doco
It's $2.
00:50:11
TWIYpod
two dollars
00:50:12
Doco
Yeah, it's like $2. Did you heat him up, though?
00:50:14
TWIYpod
And it's just, you got to. Throw that hole in the microwave a little bit, just a little bit. You hit the 30-second mark, but you standing there waiting.
00:50:19
Lovelace
Mm-hmm. 30?
00:50:23
TWIYpod
You hit the 30-second mark because it ain't no 10-second button on the microwave. What kind of microwave y'all got?
00:50:27
Lovelace
Oh, nigga, time cook?
00:50:31
Doco
Thank you, Lace.
00:50:31
TWIYpod
You're pushing this specific time?
00:50:33
Doco
Yes.
00:50:34
Lovelace
Yeah, nigga, I didn't, first of all, when I was a kid, when you was a kid, you didn't have no damn 30-second button.
00:50:35
Doco
Five seconds.
00:50:35
TWIYpod
Y'all let...
00:50:36
Doco
Two seconds.
00:50:40
Lovelace
I know that
00:50:41
Doco
That's a fact.
00:50:41
Lovelace
yeah
00:50:42
TWIYpod
That's new.
00:50:43
Doco
He had the dial, actually.
00:50:44
Lovelace
that. 30-second button came along in the 2000s, nigga.
00:50:46
Doco
um he had the dial joint. I know what's going on.
00:50:50
TWIYpod
So he had the job. but
00:50:51
Lovelace
ah One minute.
00:50:51
TWIYpod
So y'all are letting...
00:50:53
Lovelace
and It had that one and he had to try to get it as close to the zero as possible.
00:50:57
Doco
And a rotary phone.
00:50:57
TWIYpod
See, y'all are letting the y'all are letting the microwave go to completion. Y'all are letting the microwave go ding.
00:51:02
Lovelace
No, no, nigga. I'm saying I'm never hitting the 30 second button for something for 10 seconds. and unless Unless three of my kids need it
00:51:12
TWIYpod
It's not going to cost you more to hit the 30-second button, bro.
00:51:13
Doco
But we're talking about childhood though, Lace. We ain't talking about fatherhood.
00:51:17
Lovelace
it. Because he's talking about right now. But I'm saying back then. No. No.
00:51:22
Doco
I 100% put something in the microwave, hit the 30 second button, and it walked away. I had something else to do when I was a kid.
00:51:29
TWIYpod
I put a bag of popcorn in the microwave today.
00:51:31
Doco
I've melted hella honey buns doing that actually.
00:51:31
TWIYpod
Hit the 30 second button six times.
00:51:34
Lovelace
Hey. When your mom be like, hey, put the meat out. Put that shit in there. Nigga, I put that shit of defrost in the microwave.
00:51:43
TWIYpod
Never use that button.
00:51:43
Lovelace
Come back home.
00:51:45
Doco
I know Lace got beat as a kid, bro.
00:51:46
TWIYpod
never use Never use that button before.
00:51:49
Doco
Lace got beat as a kid, 100%.
00:51:51
Lovelace
That's crazy.
00:51:52
TWIYpod
Never use that button.
00:51:52
Doco
one hundred percent
00:51:52
TWIYpod
I don't even know what that button does. I just knew.
00:51:54
Doco
hundred percent 100%. he tried to cut the corners for no reason
00:51:55
Doco
100%. He tried to cut the corners for no reason.
00:51:57
Lovelace
you should You should do it, man.
00:51:58
TWIYpod
Because he didn't listen.
00:51:59
Lovelace
You should do it.
00:52:00
TWIYpod
That's why he tried to kill.
00:52:00
Doco
Put the fucking meat out.
00:52:00
Lovelace
No.
00:52:01
Doco
That's all you had to do.
00:52:02
TWIYpod
Just take it out. Leave it on the counter.
00:52:03
Lovelace
No, nigga.
00:52:04
Doco
no I done got beat a few times over that shit, bro.
00:52:06
Lovelace
I need to do the defrost. That way i can leave the house. What are you talking about?
00:52:10
TWIYpod
You don't have to watch the meat, Lace. You just take it out. You put it on the counter, and then you go outside.
00:52:16
Doco
Then you walk away.
00:52:16
Lovelace
No. You put the damn meat in the water.
00:52:18
Doco
Walk away.
00:52:19
Lovelace
You got to get the hot water and do all of that shit. Ain't got time for that.
00:52:23
TWIYpod
Yo, let me find out Lace was a meat supervisor. he touch you it He thought you had to supervise the meat.
00:52:28
Lovelace
yeah
00:52:29
Doco
Whatever you into. No, that's crazy. No, that's crazy.
00:52:34
TWIYpod
You just put it on the counter and you go, then you go outside, bro.
00:52:34
Doco
No, that's crazy.
00:52:34
Lovelace
Oh, shit.
00:52:37
Doco
Literally. Put that shit in the sink.
00:52:39
Lovelace
Hey.
00:52:40
Doco
Keep it moving.
00:52:40
Lovelace
Your mom gets home and that meat ain't defrosted. What you doing? All right, but.
00:52:44
Doco
ah but I pulled it out.
00:52:44
TWIYpod
i mean she She should have took it out before she went to work.
00:52:48
Doco
I followed your instructions. um You said pull the meat out.
00:52:52
Lovelace
Now, you ain't tell her that.
00:52:52
TWIYpod
you asked me that You asked me to take out four pounds of hamburger meat, you think it's going defrost in an hour?
00:52:53
Doco
But no, ain't gonna lie.
00:52:54
Lovelace
You ain't tell her that. Scully, Scully, call your mama right now. You didn't tell her that.
00:53:01
Doco
I'm not gonna lie. I would have never told none of nobody in my family that. And I would have pulled it out. It still wouldn't have been defrosted. And they would have blamed me for just pulling it out like right before they got there.
00:53:11
Lovelace
Yeah, nigga, you had to put trial and error.
00:53:12
Doco
Yeah.
00:53:14
Lovelace
You had to put that shit in the water.
00:53:15
Doco
No, I just took the beatings.
00:53:15
Lovelace
So it was easier. It was easier to just put that shit on defrost for 10 minutes, take it out, put it in the sink, and then...
00:53:26
Doco
This nigga was eating rubber.
00:53:29
TWIYpod
That's the toughest meat I ever heard in my life.
00:53:31
Doco
This nigga was nuking the meat for no reason. Pause. That sounded crazy.
00:53:35
TWIYpod
And then he was still putting it in the sink. That sounds like contamination.
00:53:38
Lovelace
No, no, no, no, no. It actual water, nigga.
00:53:40
TWIYpod
That's cross-contamination.
00:53:40
Lovelace
It was in there with condensation on it. Duh.
00:53:46
Doco
You still do that today?
00:53:47
Lovelace
No. I did that because I was leaving the house.
00:53:48
Doco
right. Say grow up nigga.
00:53:51
Lovelace
Shit to my mama. I was leaving house. What the fuck went on?
00:53:54
TWIYpod
now he's taken Now he's taking the meat out before he goes to work.
00:53:55
Doco
I was about to say grow up. did you Double
00:54:00
Lovelace
No.
Alleged Affair & Journalism Impact
00:54:01
Lovelace
was just putting in the fridge.
00:54:01
Doco
entendre.
00:54:07
Lovelace
That's crazy. That's crazy.
00:54:09
TWIYpod
daas That was crazy. But it's on brand and it's true.
00:54:11
Lovelace
Hey, that's crazy. All right. All right. Speaking of, um speaking of shit being crazy.
00:54:16
TWIYpod
Because we know you in real life.
00:54:19
Doco
got to say speakot of meet me before work
00:54:19
TWIYpod
That's the thing.
00:54:23
TWIYpod
ha ha ha
00:54:26
Doco
Go ahead, bro. Go ahead. I'm getting sleepy. ila
00:54:29
Lovelace
click that shit.
00:54:30
Doco
I ain't gonna lie.
00:54:31
Lovelace
Hey,
00:54:32
Doco
Man. Man.
00:54:33
Lovelace
ah click good dashhi hey
00:54:37
Doco
a
00:54:38
TWIYpod
Hey, yo, I can't pout with y'all no more.
00:54:39
Lovelace
but I just want to say, speaking of crazy shit, um this Mike Vrabel and Diana Rossini shit, bruh.
00:54:43
TWIYpod
oh God, I'm s sweating.
00:54:52
TWIYpod
It's a vibe. It's a vibe, and we're interrupting the vibe. I feel bad. every time Every time we see pictures of them together, i feel embarrassed because we shouldn't be seeing that.
00:54:57
Doco
She's interrupted a lot of things.
00:55:05
TWIYpod
Those are two kindred souls. catching a vibe. Yes, they're married to other people. Yes, they work together and they shouldn't be doing these things.
00:55:17
TWIYpod
But why are we interrupting them? Why are we standing in between true love?
00:55:19
Doco
I don't care about the affair. i don't care about the affair. It's the me it's it's the information.
00:55:27
Lovelace
You only care because she reported negatively against the Eagles.
00:55:31
Doco
Not that she reported negatively against the Eagles. The things that she has done have affected the Eagles. and it's not been just been with A.J. Brown either. It's been with Midland Williams.
00:55:40
Lovelace
Give me more. Give me more.
00:55:43
Doco
It's been with Hassan Redick.
00:55:43
Lovelace
What
00:55:45
Doco
It's been with my quarterback, Jalen Hurts.
00:55:48
Lovelace
had do you have to with Mike Rabel?
00:55:52
Doco
it That part has nothing to do with but Mike Rabel.
00:55:55
Lovelace
That's what I'm saying. I don't understand why y'all upset with her. Because...
00:55:58
Doco
What do you
00:55:59
TWIYpod
They just don't like shorty.
00:55:59
Doco
Because this lady has clearly been... what'd you say?
00:56:03
TWIYpod
Y'all just don't like shorty.
00:56:06
Doco
Yes. And she has clearly been using ah proprietary information and a malicious way.
00:56:07
TWIYpod
Yeah.
00:56:17
Lovelace
Nigga.
00:56:17
Doco
Whether the information is true or not, the way she's been distributing the information isn't nefarious, bro.
00:56:25
Lovelace
The reporting she did back when we had Calvin Ridley directly affected the Falcons when I was a Falcons fan.
00:56:25
TWIYpod
I mean,
00:56:28
Doco
Fuck you, Scully.
00:56:32
Doco
Okay, so you should finish the kind way too, nigga.
00:56:34
Lovelace
don't give a fuck. You know what?
00:56:35
Doco
No, I don't want to hear that shit.
00:56:36
Lovelace
you Because all these pictures and videos, that means this information has been out there.
00:56:37
Doco
I don't want to hear that shit.
00:56:43
TWIYpod
And when you say that, you're really discrediting her as a journalist.
00:56:43
Doco
That's true.
00:56:48
TWIYpod
Like, she had to get the information from Rabel that A.J. Brown is unhappy in Philly. I said that. I watched the games. I can see Son at the post-conference, the post-game conference.
00:56:59
Doco
Listen, that's...
00:57:00
Lovelace
read it, bullshit.
00:57:01
Doco
That's... Listen, that's him being... ah I never argue with you about be him being unhappy.
00:57:05
Lovelace
I read 10 more pages than Brian.
00:57:08
Doco
I argued with you about his trade value, right? And what she was doing is reducing his trade value. I said he could go.
00:57:16
TWIYpod
But that ain't got nothing to do with Vrabel unless he picks him up.
00:57:20
Doco
Yes, it does.
00:57:21
TWIYpod
and then and then it looks And then it looks a little tamperish if he picks him up.
00:57:22
Doco
little...
00:57:25
TWIYpod
And if he picks him up, it looks a little tamperish. But she's not the only voice that people are listening to. I don't even know if she's a voice that anybody's listening to before we knew who she was fucking.
00:57:34
Doco
She is, bro.
00:57:35
Lovelace
But, Muscoly, Muscoly, I said this in the chat.
00:57:36
Doco
She 100% bro. it with Sean Payton, too.
00:57:38
TWIYpod
Shorty little that looks pikes it looks like some meat some medium midlife crisis milk.
00:57:38
Doco
I'm just saying. She did it to New Orleans.
00:57:41
Lovelace
I said this in the chat when it happened.
00:57:41
Doco
She did it to Atlanta. She did it to Carolina.
00:57:49
Lovelace
Hey, I said this when it happened in the chat.
00:57:50
TWIYpod
Fuck Sean Payton.
00:57:51
Lovelace
I said
00:57:53
Doco
um just saying she did it to new orleans she did it to atlanta
00:57:55
Lovelace
said that she can't do DJ Brown to New England trade now because of this shit.
00:57:56
Doco
she she did it to carolina
00:58:02
Doco
Yes, they they're going to, and they can.
00:58:04
Lovelace
They can't.
00:58:04
Doco
They can, and they're going to.
00:58:05
Lovelace
That's why it hasn't happened yet. Because all of this shit that's going on.
00:58:07
Doco
Okay.
00:58:09
Lovelace
Because the optics is going to be like...
00:58:10
Doco
Well, it hasn't happened because we got wait till June.
00:58:13
Lovelace
It hasn't happened.
00:58:14
Doco
That's why it hasn't happened.
00:58:15
Doco
All right.
00:58:15
Lovelace
And it probably will happen because Vrabel about to get let go.
00:58:17
Doco
The reason why is because
00:58:19
TWIYpod
They not letting
NFL Controversies & Accountability
00:58:20
TWIYpod
Vrabel go. you Are you high?
00:58:21
Lovelace
Watch. Watch.
00:58:21
Doco
there's a well there's a deeper criminal link here, and the NFL doesn't want to look into it because it's going to be a bigger story than what it needs.
00:58:31
TWIYpod
They not letting Vrabel go. They got to the Super Bowl his first year there. They're not letting Sun go.
00:58:37
Doco
I'm with Lace. Time's ticking.
00:58:40
TWIYpod
Getting you to the Super Bowl, time's ticking. Oh, he got a win.
00:58:45
Doco
It's not about getting to the Super Bowl. Nigga, look what you've done in the process.
00:58:48
Lovelace
Did they win? Did they win a fight?
00:58:51
TWIYpod
So he beat the of a reporter.
00:58:52
Doco
And they got smoked. And you can make the excuse that he was distracted.
00:58:55
Lovelace
They had the easiest schedule. They had the easiest schedule.
00:58:59
TWIYpod
He beat the doonies of a reporter. That has nothing to do with on-field.
00:59:03
Doco
Yes, it does.
00:59:04
Lovelace
No, because he lied and denied. That's why.
00:59:07
Doco
and And distracted.
00:59:08
Lovelace
Michael Vick got. I'm not
00:59:12
Doco
get Get into it. Get into it.
00:59:15
Lovelace
Arthur Blake and them came to Michael Vick weeks before the shit went public. Michael Vick lied to they face. That's why everything that happened after happened.
00:59:25
Doco
We can help you if you tell us the truth.
00:59:30
TWIYpod
Yeah, but nobody nobody's ever telling their boss.
00:59:31
Lovelace
Even even himself is going have to make a decision.
00:59:36
TWIYpod
Nobody's ever telling their boss, yes, I have an illegal dog fighting campaign at my home.
00:59:42
Doco
No, but you would tell your boss who frequents the fucking jack joint. Yeah, I'm getting little pussy outside.
00:59:49
TWIYpod
I would. I would feel comfortable telling Robert Kraft.
00:59:51
Doco
Okay. Okay.
00:59:53
TWIYpod
I would feel comfortable telling Robert Kraft, yo, me and this little honey dip at the pool.
00:59:57
Doco
Hey.
00:59:58
TWIYpod
Honey dip.
00:59:59
Doco
You might well fuck her too. She'll look out.
01:00:03
TWIYpod
She'll write better reports about Stefan Diggs.
01:00:08
Doco
was he was acquitted
01:00:11
Lovelace
Somehow.
01:00:12
TWIYpod
Somehow. what do you mean somehow? Did you see the case?
01:00:13
Doco
He was acquitted.
01:00:14
TWIYpod
Did you see Shorty on the stand?
01:00:15
Doco
Yeah, she was lying.
01:00:15
Lovelace
No, no, no.
01:00:16
Doco
She was lying like her ass.
01:00:17
Lovelace
I'm saying she just, um she was dumb.
01:00:19
TWIYpod
They should have took that shit to Judge Judy.
01:00:19
Lovelace
She was dumb.
01:00:21
Doco
That would have been entertaining.
01:00:22
Lovelace
okay
01:00:22
Doco
Miss Pat.
01:00:24
Lovelace
Judge Joe Brown.
01:00:26
Doco
Judge Miss Pat.
01:00:26
Lovelace
Oh, Judge Joe Brown got his queen back. So, yeah, they definitely should went there.
01:00:30
Doco
What's her name as a judge now? um The girl who used to be on a Breakfast Club?
01:00:34
TWIYpod
Cheyenne Bryant?
01:00:35
Doco
Nah, Ebony Ebony K.
01:00:37
TWIYpod
No.
01:00:37
Lovelace
That's good. That's good. That's good.
01:00:38
TWIYpod
I just thought she tried to get this doctor shit up and say, you know what?
01:00:38
Lovelace
That's good. That's good.
01:00:41
TWIYpod
Let me be a judge now.
01:00:43
Doco
Alright, you know what? I think I've had enough for today.
01:00:45
TWIYpod
Is that time? Is it that time?
01:00:46
Doco
Yeah, I've had enough. We were talking about Cheyenne Bryant?
01:00:46
Lovelace
What um
01:00:51
Lovelace
type of doctor degree would you forge?
01:00:53
Doco
Me? Uh...
01:00:55
Lovelace
All of
01:00:59
Doco
Psychology, probably. Same shit she did.
01:01:02
Lovelace
you.
01:01:03
TWIYpod
Gyno, for sure. Gyno.
01:01:05
Doco
You are a freak, boy. Get out of here.
01:01:06
Lovelace
Nasty.
01:01:07
Doco
This is the used, nigga.
01:01:07
Lovelace
Nasty boy.
01:01:08
TWIYpod
Gyno, for sure.
01:01:10
Lovelace
Nasty boy.
01:01:10
Doco
Used credentials, nigga.
01:01:12
TWIYpod
Get the little speculum, the little joint that looks like a duck.
01:01:15
Doco
You are disgusting.
01:01:15
TWIYpod
Get the speculum out there.
01:01:16
Doco
Bro, you are the reason why girls don't want man doctors. You fucking pig.
01:01:21
TWIYpod
On God. Thomas Muller.
01:01:22
Doco
Ew.
01:01:25
TWIYpod
Yeah.
01:01:27
Lovelace
This has been the U's.
01:01:27
Doco
Whatever you into, you go do that. That
01:01:29
Lovelace
That's Doko. I love Lace. That's Scully.
01:01:34
Doco
was gross. Yo, hit the fucking button, man.
01:01:37
TWIYpod
You ever see a girl's gyno take the doctor's mask down so you can smell it a little bit? All right, all right, we out.
01:01:43
Doco
Bye.