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TWIYpod: bro. ah I feel like a terrible driver, but this this isn't my fault either.
Lovelace: a
Doco: No, it none of as long as I've known you, none of it's been your fault.
Lovelace: Fuck all that.
TWIYpod: That's on God.
Doco: No, that's bullshit.
Lovelace: I almost lost my my spine, my back and everything and niggas been clowning me. Scully been in multiple wrecks.
Doco: Horrible driver.
Lovelace: Total, total, total, total.
Doco: Horrible driver. And I know you wasn't the man who did the trips now. I know for a fact.
TWIYpod: I definitely was.
Lovelace: Like, hot damn.
TWIYpod: I definitely was.
Doco: Well, then that makes sense why you got popped. um Walk you right into that.
Lovelace: o it
Doco: oh
Lovelace: Nah, that's crazy. But hold on.
Doco: That's fucking crazy.
Lovelace: yeah.
Doco: There we go.
Lovelace: We bike. Switching it up a little bit. I'm Lovelace. That's Doko. That's Scully, a.k.a. TweetPod. And we are...
TWIYpod: who are we?
Lovelace: The use,
Doco: Whatever you into you go do that you
TWIYpod: Y'all don't have to call me Twypod over here. um' um um This is you's pod.
Doco: No, you're like never mind would've been gay never mind ah really now I was gonna call you tripod, but that would have been gay so pause
Lovelace: use.
TWIYpod: You wanted to call me the podfather?
Lovelace: I got a shout. I like the shout out social. I like the shout out social.
Lovelace: Yo. Hey.
TWIYpod: Magna.
Doco: Coming back off the break off of...
TWIYpod: Here we go.
Doco: Off a gay is really crazy.
Lovelace: a
Doco: But whatever.
Lovelace: Long layover. We back, though.
Doco: Yep.
Lovelace: Fellas, how y'all been, man?
Doco: Mm-hmm.
Lovelace: It's been a while.
Doco: Well, I tried to reach out to Scully and tell him today that I'm not doing very good. But...
TWIYpod: is it the e we go
Doco: You know... Apparently, i have to apply and be a sort of part of a certain lifestyle to get recognition from my brother. So... um If y'all would like to, y'all can support me on Feet Finder.
Doco: You know? But aside from that, we've been all bro. I'm tired as fuck, though. My son's not sleeping.
Lovelace: Ah, damn.
Doco: Yeah.
Lovelace: I hate it.
TWIYpod: i did I did ask a question today because I was very curious, but my curiosity fleeted me quickly. I asked like, no, I didn't because I wanted to poke fun at people.
Doco: Yeah, because you didn't really care.
TWIYpod: But I hit like, I put up like 15, 20 jump shots.
Lovelace: Hmm.
TWIYpod: My last one, I was like, yo, people with kids under 13, are y'all okay? and And then I put my phone down and I took a nap.
Lovelace: Hmm.
TWIYpod: Because as a person with no children under 13, you can do that on a Saturday afternoon. My afternoon isn't filled with events and games and all kinds of razzmatazz like you gentlemen.
Doco: yeah go ahead, Lace. Because I could take a nap. I would just pay for it.
Lovelace: but
Lovelace: But ain't it when you get over get them over 13, ain't that when you want to go do your thing?
TWIYpod: I do my thing frequently, hence the nap. Who takes a nap on a Saturday unless you were busy doing your thing prior to the nap?
Lovelace: And that's what was going ask. Sociopaths?
TWIYpod: Yeah. Yeah. I was.
Lovelace: Criminals?
TWIYpod: i was
Lovelace: Hmm. like
TWIYpod: All right. I feel I feel targeted now.
Doco: I mean...
TWIYpod: Now. Now I feel you hit both of my triggers.
Lovelace: Oh, my bad.
TWIYpod: Golly.
Lovelace: i did I did not do the courtesy. YouTube world. We're going to the courtesy here. How are you feeling after your accident?
TWIYpod: I'm good. I'm good.
Lovelace: Okay, so that's not playing until you need that needing that nap on a Saturday afternoon.
Doco: second one in like two months.
TWIYpod: i don't I don't have a reverse throat like you. I'm good. um'm i
Doco: He's... Are you chasing a check?
TWIYpod: but No, if I was, I would definitely hobbled out that bitch. I would have let the scoliosis flare a little bit more.
Doco: But you've had like two opportunities now, at least within the last couple months, where you could have cashed in.
Lovelace: The one, he was like ah action hero. yeah
TWIYpod: Oh, God. But see, that's that's not me.
Doco: Deadass.
TWIYpod: That's not how I give it up. I'm not the I'm going to cheat the system kind of guy.
Doco: That's not cheating the system, though.
TWIYpod: Like, it is.
Lovelace: So you don't got no pain from either one of those incidents.
Doco: The more I think about it... the
TWIYpod: paint like a like a fucking headache.
Lovelace: ah no Like, no lingering effects. Like, damn, that shit hurt. Like, after the adrenaline wear off.
TWIYpod: The shit that hurt on me before the accident is the shit that hurt on me before the accident. Like that shit.
Doco: They don't need to know that.
TWIYpod: Yeah. But why I'm gonna go make a bunch of noise about some shit to try and get a check when that ain't the right thing to do.
Doco: The hit hit you wasn't the right thing to do either.
Lovelace: Right. Trying to run off on the plug twice wasn't the right thing to do.
Doco: I'm not going lie, bro. Cause listen, I'm lazy. You know, I'm usually with Scully on these types of things. Right. But the more I think about it and the more tired I get day by day,
TWIYpod: You waiting for a slip fall, ain't you?
Doco: I'm going for everything, nigga. I swear to God. Oh, buddy.
TWIYpod: Dogo does strike me as the guy that goes into the Walmart, moves the wet floor signs, and then falls. and And then tries to own that whole, like, aisle 12 on Walmart is his now because he fell here.
Doco: rico
Lovelace: You can't do that no more because they actually got cameras throughout that bitch now.
Doco: no See, I wouldn't... that No, it that's not the type of shit i'm ah I'm talking about, like... Because I would feel bad if somebody did that to me, right? That's kind of in my territory of laughing. I'm talking about you go into the store, the motherfucker follow you around the store the whole time.
Doco: Then as you leave in the store, can I see your receipt? You know what I mean? They stop you. That type of shit. I'm done being nice and just showing my receipt. Nah, nigga, we escalating this, bro. I'm and getting...
Lovelace: How white is your town?
Doco: Very...
TWIYpod: My son turned into a Karen.
Lovelace: nigg
Doco: Very.
TWIYpod: My son. You hear how he turned into a Karen that quick?
Doco: I'm escalating that shit, bro.
Lovelace: That nigga is translucent and he getting stopped. That's fucking crazy.
Doco: Alright, translucent is crazy. Bro, I'm escalating that shit, bro.
TWIYpod: Oh, he fluorescent beige. No.
Lovelace: Oh, shit.
Doco: I'll take it.
Lovelace: Oh, shit.
Doco: I'll take I'll take it.
Lovelace: All right.
Doco: I'll take it. Kelly and Michelle said that to Beyonce, too.
TWIYpod: No.
Doco: You know.
Lovelace: Mm.
TWIYpod: I think that's an issue though. Like when you do walk around the store and you get followed or whatever, and then they want to check you.
Doco: Yeah,
TWIYpod: I do think that's a little bit of profiling, but I can't complain because I i still sometimes
Doco: Yeah.
Lovelace: I
Doco: See, I don't, right?
Lovelace: know that.
TWIYpod: today. Yeah. like so To be more specific yesterday.
Doco: Whatever you into, you go do that. You go do you, my brother. but
TWIYpod: Wait, y'all don't steal from the store.
Doco: I mean, according to... I'm going to tell you one thing, though. Inflation...
TWIYpod: on god
Lovelace: um read it
Doco: according to race, you know, it might be justified, but nah, bro.
TWIYpod: I've been a frequent patron of this gas station. Of course you owe me a candy bar.
Doco: Bro, I'm, I'm, one, I'm too old. Two, uh, I'm not about to have my face in the paper for stealing, bro.
Doco: nah
TWIYpod: Nothing feels more invigorating than stealing with a pocket full of money.
Lovelace: Yeah, bro. Yeah, bro.
TWIYpod: I'm goingnna i'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to steal y'all wrong here on this podcast. Stealing with a pocket full of money feels, oh, it's so exciting.
Doco: Because why?
Lovelace: Is it just to see if you get caught and then you'll pay for it once they catch your ass?
Doco: he said, I want to know if i still got it.
TWIYpod: You got to keep the skills up. Like how you keep your skills up in the crib.
Doco: Yeah, but that's not a skill I want.
Lovelace: Hey, nah, fuck that, fuck that.
TWIYpod: In the crib, you do push-ups, you shadow box in the house. Why?
Lovelace: You not getting that off.
TWIYpod: Not because you want to fight, because you want to be able to protect yourself.
Lovelace: As much as y'all be on my ass, you not getting that off.
Doco: Thank you, Lace.
Lovelace: As much as y'all be on my ass, you not getting that off.
Doco: Thank you, Lace. Thank you, Lace.
TWIYpod: Lay still, too? Do lay still?
Doco: No, we can't criticize him about not tipping and being cheap and it and you over here being a fucking five-finger discount, nigga.
TWIYpod: Oh.
TWIYpod: Sometimes you have to steal. It brings a certain level of balance to the universe.
Doco: No, you don't, bro.
Doco: No.
TWIYpod: It brings a certain level of balance.
Lovelace: ah Make sure you clip this up too. Make sure you clip this shit up too.
Doco: No, it's going to. YouTube going be like, we don't actually support this type of content. Oh, you
TWIYpod: yeah ain't Now they're going to be following me around the store.
Lovelace: Did you steal the shirt?
Doco: You are encouraging people.
Lovelace: Did you steal the shirt?
TWIYpod: Huh?
Lovelace: I need to
Doco: now he have got shot if you tried to steal that shirt.
Lovelace: know. No, I mean, it could have been Virginia.
TWIYpod: No, I won't.
Lovelace: you know drake Drake has been taking everybody in Virginia shit lately and buying everything up.
Doco: That's hilarious.
Lovelace: So I don't know. I don't know.
Doco: a
TWIYpod: im like I don't like where this is going.
Lovelace: don't know, man. It's Iceman season, baby.
Doco: That's a fact.
TWIYpod: my God. Oh,
Lovelace: Gay niggas, two years.
TWIYpod: brother.
Lovelace: Hey, hey, hey, check this out, check this out, man.
Doco: I mean, if you want to be here, we're here.
Lovelace: A lot of shit, a lot of shit has been said in the last two years, man. A lot of, a lot of allegations that came out against some of Scully's favorites.
Doco: Ghostwriting.
Lovelace: And show PK's favorites. A lot of stuff has come out.
Doco: Ghostwriting.
TWIYpod: I don't think those are the allegations he's talking about.
Lovelace: I'm
Doco: Epstein files.
Lovelace: talking about all of them. And they were just in the album.
TWIYpod: think he was talking about the island hopping.
Lovelace: Yeah.
TWIYpod: You guys...
Lovelace: Redaction, nigga.
TWIYpod: There's
Doco: Dancing at the Vatican.
TWIYpod: nothing wrong with that.
Doco: Yo, you do you know I don't like that at all.
Lovelace: All your favorites, jewelry.
TWIYpod: don't know. It's weird. good It's weird.
Lovelace: Yeah.
Doco: You know, but a a hey, hey.
TWIYpod: If they let P.D. Crack go to the Vatican, would you allow the clips to be there? like Would you never mention the clips again if P.D.
Doco: You know I don't care about State Prof as much as you want to frame me.
TWIYpod: Crack
Doco: to thank
TWIYpod: I'm just saying, y'all look like kin.
Doco: But.
TWIYpod: Y'all look like kin to each other.
Doco: I would think it was weird, bro, but that's you know that's neither here nor there. We are here to ah acknowledge greatness.
Lovelace: Yeah. Well, first and foremost, first and foremost, it was too many chefs in the kitchen.
Doco: Three albums, one day. Amazing.
Lovelace: The whole thing was a mess. So the big three is over with the big three.
Doco: That's what he said. That's
Lovelace: It's done. I don't want to hear about the new Big 3.
Doco: what he said.
Lovelace: I don't want to hear nothing else about a Big 3. NBA, NFL, NHL.
Doco: Yep.
Lovelace: Rap.
Doco: NBC, CBS.
Lovelace: Nothing. Nothing.
Doco: Don't matter.
Lovelace: Because you know what the new Big 3 is?
Doco: Look at Scully's face.
Lovelace: Dropping three fucking albums.
Doco: Look at Scully's face.
Lovelace: One time. One time. Your favorite would never. Your favorite's favorite don't drop enough music.
TWIYpod: I feel like y'all are just doing this to piss me off today. Y'all trolling me? Am I being trolled?
Doco: I beg your pardon.
Lovelace: Because there's so many people out there.
Doco: I beg your pardon.
Lovelace: There's so many people out there that all I had to hear about...
Doco: but but
Lovelace: And I listen to Kendrick. Kendrick is my nigga.
Doco: don't.
Lovelace: I listen to Kendrick. That's my nigga. I listen to him. I like a lot of music.
Doco: I don't.
Lovelace: But I don't think he is deep as a lot of y'all niggas try to make him out to be.
Doco: don't listen to people I'm taller than and I'm kind of short.
Lovelace: So, I want to say... And hey, my nigga's not going to submit none of these albums for the Grammys. He hasn't submitted albums that he's been on by himself for a decade now.
Doco: is that your nigga?
Lovelace: And yes.
TWIYpod: Yeah, when did that happen? When did that happen?
Lovelace: Hey,
Doco: I'm just a fan.
Lovelace: just wait a few more episodes.
Doco: I'm not gonna go that far.
Lovelace: Wait a few more episodes. But, um...
Doco: I'm not gonna go that far. He's never sent me a Christmas card.
TWIYpod: Like, would you was you his roadie or something? Did you carry his bags or something on the first album tour?
Doco: Lace definitely rapped for one time in Atlanta.
TWIYpod: at ah At a random at outside of a tour bus. Outside of a tour bus.
Lovelace: Ran to Atlanta, nigga.
TWIYpod: He said, like,
Doco: Lace definitely.
TWIYpod: Spitting bars outside of a tour bus that nobody feels has to hit different when you wake up in the morning.
Lovelace: that's funny as fuck.
Doco: Nah. But why are you but like why don't you... You tried to downplay it, Scully, as if it wasn't creative. Come on, bro.
TWIYpod: No, I'm going to keep it above.
Lovelace: He shenanigans.
TWIYpod: I was very big.
Doco: Mute up. Everybody everybody turn their mics off.
TWIYpod: I was very big on talking to y'all about how corny the Iceman shit was with the blocks, with the ice blocks in the middle of Canada. And now everybody, all the streamers came out to play on the ice blocks. I said that shit was corny.
TWIYpod: Give me a fucking album. Give me good music. I don't need this.
Doco: Whatever you into?
TWIYpod: I don't need this corny promotion shit to promote your music. I don't like the stunts when it comes down to promoting your music. I don't need...
Doco: So we don't like creativity. I'm sorry, I had to interrupt.
TWIYpod: Well, well, it wasn't creative. It was just ice blocks then. But when I saw the stream on Thursday and I saw all the music videos, all the content that was created, and it all led to a moment...
TWIYpod: I said, I got to walk that take back on the pod. Even though I never shared that take on the pod, I said, I got walk that take back on the pod because that's important.
Doco: commendable
TWIYpod: it's for It was for a reason, and it was for more of a reason than just I want streamers to have something that they can tangibide them, that they can say that they were a part of for the album. He was making ah album rollout, video, music series, whatever the fuck you want to call it.
TWIYpod: and And it was very good, and it was executed very well.
Doco: one could say cinema even right
TWIYpod: Cinematic, that's a little bit much.
Doco: Oh.
Lovelace: And if you flip the words in cinema, you get Iceman.
Doco: Iceman. Oh my god. Wow. Such creativity.
TWIYpod: Wait, wait.
Lovelace: Hey.
TWIYpod: yeah ah'll I'll cut this fucking podcast off right now.
Lovelace: Hey, check this out. Check this out.
TWIYpod: I'll cut this podcast off right now.
Lovelace: When the clips dropped, we did a whole episode, had a special guest, to everything. can let you get your shit off, man.
TWIYpod: Why are we talking about the Cliffs?
Doco: I'm just saying.
Lovelace: I'm just saying, like, our favorite artist dropped, we gon' get our shit off.
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: but why but why But why can't y'all mention your man without mentioning everybody else?
Doco: but But it's low-key Scully's fave, too. Mm-hmm.
TWIYpod: Doesn't that seem a little weird that you are talking about Drake? And the only way that you can talk about Drake is if you talk about Kendrick and talk about the Clips. You talk about Hove.
TWIYpod: Talk about Drake.
Lovelace: No, no, no.
TWIYpod: Talk about the Canadian ball.
Lovelace: i'm only I'm only addressing the music. I'm only addressing the music. And these gentlemen were a part of the music. I'm not online giving some little quiz and backtrack.
Doco: And we lay strong today. but
Lovelace: I'm only talking about the lyrics that we're giving. I ain't saying that not the way. I referenced the jewelry.
Doco: The words that were written
Lovelace: I referenced your favorite artist, Virginia. That's what he said.
Doco: took all the mementos.
Lovelace: That's what he said. Iceman.
Doco: All the mementos.
Lovelace: That's what he said.
Doco: That's what he said.
Lovelace: <unk>
Doco: All the mementos.
Lovelace: And then, you know what's crazy? You know what's crazy? And s Scully is on the album. And he downplaying it. Like, right here. Scully, this is you drunk. What are we talking about?
Lovelace: You came in there.
Lovelace: you this is you drunk what do we tell about so be a new tree
Doco: Mr. I'm good in everywhere. and That's you.
Lovelace: big girl love
TWIYpod: You niggas call me Big Freda?
Doco: Yeah.
Lovelace: you came in there
Doco: I'm good in every hood.
Lovelace: You came in there shouting them out.
Doco: Whatever you into.
Lovelace: yo You were living your tweets in the booth for Drizzy. And I don't know how you lined it up.
TWIYpod: I'd like to be anywhere else on Earth but here right now.
TWIYpod: If there was anywhere else on Earth I could be, I'd like to be there, except for right here, right now.
Doco: No, that's a lie. You missed us. It's okay.
TWIYpod: It it was the it was a good it was a good it was a good body of work, all three albums.
Doco: Works.
Lovelace: Hug, man.
Doco: Works.
TWIYpod: I haven't spent too much time on the dance hall, Joan, because I don't feel like playing that shit in my earbuds in the man cave is like the right environment for the damn tall joint.
Lovelace: It's not. It's not.
TWIYpod: I feel like I need to pull the fog machine out. I got to get, I need some, I need drugs. I need some hallucinogens. You feel me?
Lovelace: Hmm.
Doco: Fair enough.
TWIYpod: Some ecstasy, like old school ecstasy too.
Doco: Fair enough.
TWIYpod: Not Molly. I'm talking old school ecstasy from bad boys too.
TWIYpod: Like, I need some of that. I need some strobe lights. I got to pull the strobe lights out the closet. Like, I need too much to get into the vibe for that. So I got to go somewhere for that. I'm still going to give it a listen.
TWIYpod: So I know what's going to sound good when we outside. But um good bodies of work.
Doco: Mm-hmm.
TWIYpod: Great bodies of work. i have I have very limited complaints about
Doco: Well...
TWIYpod: what drake was able to do i love the stream the last ice man episode four shit i love that with the music videos it wasn't just music videos for ice man he kind of mixed up all of them to make you know the stream go i thought it was really good i wish there was somewhere way i could find it if somebody knows reach out to the gang and share it
Doco: Right.
Lovelace: He did put the videos individually in Apple Music. got you.
TWIYpod: Yeah, i don't I don't want the videos individually. I want that whole clip. I just want it to keep going. So somebody make a playlist for me of all the videos in sequence.
Lovelace: I got you. I got you.
Doco: Just go check Maul's Instagram.
Lovelace: I got you.
TWIYpod: Yeah, Maul was different, bro.
Doco: Why? You wouldn't be like that if your man was getting slandered for the last two years. like
Lovelace: No, no, no, not just his mans. He was getting slandered too.
TWIYpod: All right. So I'll say the thing. I think it's weird that mall was there at the function with academics. No one.
Doco: He wasn't there.
Lovelace: Academics wasn't there.
Doco: Academics wasn't there.
Lovelace: Academics wasn't there.
TWIYpod: Academics wasn't there.
Doco: No, he was live streaming.
Lovelace: No, no, no, no. Academics came to shoot his one thing and he went back. He didn't want to hear none of the music before it came out.
Doco: moving Allegedly.
TWIYpod: Oh, okay. Okay. What an S piece then. I take it back. Yeah.
Doco: I also had the same thoughts. I was like, wait, these niggas is in the same room? And then I went on, and then, yeah, he act was, Ak was on live.
TWIYpod: Yeah. if If you were in the same room with old boy and he got he got static with your man, just doxed your man and his kid, that's a little weird.
Lovelace: Yeah.
Lovelace: Yeah.
Doco: It's little weird.
TWIYpod: Especially if you walked away from Joe because he told your man to take the day off of work and didn't clear it by you.
Lovelace: Mm-hmm. The
TWIYpod: 437 Anniversary was the other week. I listened to that shit on the ride home, and I didn't know that they put...
Lovelace: the original version?
TWIYpod: Nuh-uh, they put the censored version up there. Not even censored version, the edited version on Patreon.
Lovelace: Oh.
Lovelace: Yeah. All right.
TWIYpod: Terrible version. I needed to see him call Rory Measley. I didn't ask you to be there when my son was born. like i wanted to see those disses.
Doco: Well, we never really broke that, but that's crazy to say to somebody.
TWIYpod: That was emotion.
Doco: That is insane to say to somebody, bro.
TWIYpod: That was emotion. That's emotional. And for him for him for him to say that out of nowhere, Rory pulled that card.
Doco: I never asked you to be there for me for my son's birthday. It was crazy to say.
TWIYpod: Yo, we're friends. We're better than this. I was there when your son was born. In the middle of an argument.
Lovelace: Oh,
TWIYpod: And I walk away from that argument fuming mad, thinking about all the things that you said. And I want to respond to some of those things. And I just so happen to do it in front of the camera.
TWIYpod: Yeah.
Doco: Yeah, but you don't couple that in the same breath of this nigga was stealing laundry detergent.
Lovelace: shit.
TWIYpod: he would
Doco: ah That's crazy. That's crazy.
TWIYpod: yeah That just lets you know how personal the beef with Maul is. He doesn't have anything major to say about Maul during the fucking breakup that that you're stealing from us incident.
Doco: Bro.
TWIYpod: He doesn't have nothing to say about Maul except for I didn't know where Maul lived when I asked him to come pod with us. And when Maul lived with me, he hoarded laundry detergent and I didn't like that.
Doco: That's insane, nigga. You were dust.
TWIYpod: Yeah, but just because I'm on dust doesn't mean I don't have laundry to do.
Doco: Imagine what you were doing to these people. He probably had to hide the laundry detergent.
Lovelace: That nigga was flipping laundry detergent?
Doco: He was probably in there huffing that shit, bro.
Lovelace: Yo, hey.
Doco: He was probably going crazy.
TWIYpod: No, when you're on dust like that, he probably went into his cleaning spells where he was very manic and in ah in a in a marathon of cleanliness.
Doco: So I do got a question, though.
Doco: Bro. Don't touch my laundry detergent. I'm hiding my laundry detergent tu from the dustbin for sure.
Lovelace: And the one thing that college did teach me is that you don't got to fill the whole cup up.
Doco: No, hell no
TWIYpod: Get the fuck out of here.
Lovelace: Joe was probably double dipping that shit.
TWIYpod: Get the fuck out of here.
Lovelace: just drop Hit your own drop, nigga.
TWIYpod: Y'all niggas' clothes ain't clean, man. get ah
Doco: What are you talking about?
TWIYpod: Y'all not filling up the laundry cup when you do your laundry?
Doco: Well, first of all, I have an auto sense washing machine. It does it itself. Number one.
TWIYpod: make me argue with y'all tonight.
Doco: Yeah. Number one. You know i'm saying?
TWIYpod: No. That's rich.
Doco: Shout out to this rich nigga to the right. That's number one.
TWIYpod: as That's for rich. He's rich, ladies.
Doco: Number two. No, i'm not. You the one that's got a timeshare in Aruba. That's where you can listen to that third album.
TWIYpod: No, relax, bro. what is she talking yeah What is you talking about?
Doco: You know what I'm saying? Oh, my bad. We can bleep that. Bleep that. My bad.
TWIYpod: talking about?
Doco: My bad. Bleep that.
Lovelace: It don't matter.
Doco: You might as well bleep this.
TWIYpod: And I can't believe that.
Doco: You know what I'm saying?
TWIYpod: So when Uncle Sam come find me, when Uncle Sam come find me, but proceed proceed, let's talk about your half cups of laundry detergent, which y'all's weird clothes.
Lovelace: and it don't matter
Doco: It's, uh,
TWIYpod: Yo, I can't believe y'all are going against the recommended amount of detergent that's required for your laundry.
Doco: What?
Doco: Bro, that is the record amended. There's notches on the fucking cup.
TWIYpod: So why don't they they make a smaller cup?
Doco: Because niggas like you will fill the cup and overuse the soap.
TWIYpod: Oh, Cole.
Lovelace: You ain't have to buy more. yeah
Doco: Thank you.
TWIYpod: Oh, my God.
Doco: Thank you.
TWIYpod: and I never knew we would be in a place like that.
Doco: Because niggas like you actually fill the cup and just throw the whole cup in the washing machine.
Lovelace: You gonna make me go get a fuck the fucking laundry cup right now. please
Doco: Bro, it's self-explanatory.
Lovelace: but
Doco: You probably don't know the notches on the measuring cup either, right?
TWIYpod: I'm not poor. Of course, I don't know the notches on a measuring cup for the laundry. My laundry machine has a little area where you fill it up, and it has a line in that area.
Doco: Yep.
TWIYpod: Fill it up the line to clean your clothes.
Doco: Yep.
TWIYpod: I fill it up to the line and go on about my day. But when I was poor and I had a poor man's washer and dryer, I filled the cup up to the full limit, and I poured that hole in the washing machine.
Lovelace: Hey.
TWIYpod: Never had no complaints about my clothes. You niggas are living a different life.
Lovelace: Hey.
TWIYpod: Y'all are living a different life, and I don't want to live that life. what do you
Doco: This nigga was walking around mad soapy if it rained.
Lovelace: Hey. hear why i take someone to steam or i his clothes shit
Doco: yes Bro, this shit was...
Lovelace: yeah
Doco: He was just iron soap!
TWIYpod: Now, listen, if if money was tight if money was tight, you cut back on the on the fabric softener. If money's tight, you you don't use as much fabric softener because money's tight.
Lovelace: You was feeling the fabric softener cup up too? He
TWIYpod: ah You fill it up to the amount of the cup.
Doco: Hey, bro, buddy's clothes are so heavy.
TWIYpod: The fabric softener cup is smaller.
Lovelace: wasn't going to do double rinses and shit.
TWIYpod: I'm going to ask Rosa when she comes here on Monday. I'm going to ask her.
Doco: No, that's crazy.
TWIYpod: She's taking over the laundry duties in my household. owner I'm going to ask Rosa.
Doco: All right, so fucking we're here. This ain't even on the topic list, but we're here.
Lovelace: here
Doco: How many wears do you get out of your jeans before you wash them?
TWIYpod: What do you mean?
Doco: No, no, You heard exactly what I said.
Lovelace: I know niggas that will do multiple wears.
Doco: Nah, hey, because Scully's about to, he wants to say like two or three, but he doesn't want to be judged, right?
Lovelace: I know niggas that do multiple wears, but my life is set up where I can do one wear.
Doco: Because
TWIYpod: um'm No, i'm gonna I'm walking into this knowing I'm going to be judged. if there
Doco: that's some Virginia shit.
TWIYpod: if they're but If they're black, no, I don't.
Lovelace: can only do one wear. I'm sorry.
Doco: And he starches his jeans.
TWIYpod: don't starch my jeans. I don't starch clothes.
Doco: He
TWIYpod: don't starch clothes.
Lovelace: But, but, but, do you dry your jeans every time?
TWIYpod: Dress clothes.
Lovelace: Do you put them in the dryer every time?
TWIYpod: Except for the black ones. Don't put the black ones in the jar because they'll get faded.
Doco: He said they don't fit the same if I don't put them in a drink. a
TWIYpod: Wait, what are you talking about? They fit different?
Doco: Yeah, they if you just hang them versus if you drive them, for sure.
Lovelace: I
Doco: you don't do laundry for real. You know what mean?
TWIYpod: No. I have a Rosa. I have a Rosa.
Doco: Alright, bro.
TWIYpod: For a reason.
Doco: I'm going to tell her you call her Rosa.
Lovelace: know. Hit the drop for him.
Doco: i
TWIYpod: no
Lovelace: Mm-hmm.
TWIYpod: No, no, this is a Honduran.
Doco: but but
TWIYpod: This is a real life Honduran.
Doco: I'm going to tell that lady you addressing her as Rosa on the podcast.
TWIYpod: No, i'm i'm umm goingnna I'm going to send you the bill. I'm going to send you the bill. This is a real life Honduran.
Doco: It is what it is.
TWIYpod: Because sometimes you got to get your house cleaned at a different level and you just don't want to do it.
Doco: but
Lovelace: Hey,
Lovelace: so so check this out.
Doco: I agree with that.
Lovelace: Hey, go. You, you kind of entering the territory of old nigga now.
Doco: I'm old.
Lovelace: So you still young, but you, but while we were away, found out that air force ones are now the dad shoot.
Doco: I'm tired, nigga. I'm old.
TWIYpod: I'm medium young.
TWIYpod: No, they're not.
Doco: Yep.
Lovelace: When the fuck did this happen?
Doco: Yep, they told me that the other day.
Lovelace: Yeah.
TWIYpod: No, they're not.
Doco: Yep.
TWIYpod: po hunt
Lovelace: so happy
TWIYpod: Who's lying to y'all? Y'all y'all ah y' allll have been lying to.
Doco: Yep.
TWIYpod: both These are used lies. Y'all have been lying to so much. You've been lying to about your laundry detergent. Now somebody is telling y'all that now somebody is telling y'all that Air Force Ones are the unkshu.
Doco: No, you've been lied to.
Doco: Mm-hmm.
Lovelace: No, no, no, no, no. Not the unkshu. The dad shu, nigga. Specifically say the dad shu.
TWIYpod: No, they're not.
Doco: Scully, you grew up in an era where Pepe Le Pew was like consensual, but it was. You know what mean? So I don't really think we should take advice from you niggas.
TWIYpod: I always thought something was, i thought he was a little aggressive.
Doco: You thought he was smooth, right?
TWIYpod: I thought he was a little aggressive with the ladies.
Doco: Okay.
TWIYpod: I was like, Pepe, Pepe.
Doco: Okay. Okay.
TWIYpod: I don't know. That's not Riz.
Doco: Yeah, I bought some forces the other day and allegedly, yeah, I heard, and when you put that in the notes, I was like, what?
TWIYpod: Those?
Doco: But I heard that after.
TWIYpod: Those not even dad's shoe prices.
Doco: i was like, that's crazy.
TWIYpod: What are they, buck 15, buck 20?
Doco: They shouldn't be that much money, first of all.
Lovelace: I got the and
TWIYpod: I thought them fucking new balances was the dad's shoe.
Doco: Bro, New Balance are like the cool shoe today.
TWIYpod: Wait, hold on.
Doco: They're not the dad shoe anymore.
TWIYpod: Who's wearing midis? That's your mans.
Lovelace: i got i got the mid with the with strap and i got the load tops
Doco: Wait, you got the Miz?
Lovelace: yeah i do
TWIYpod: That's your mans. that's your man
Doco: Whatever you into? Whatever you into?
TWIYpod: That's
Doco: Whatever you into?
Lovelace: high tops no more.
TWIYpod: your You brought him to me and said you wanted to start a podcast.
Lovelace: No.
Doco: Snigger brought the mids?
Lovelace: The high tops, they don't sell anymore. So they sell the mid top with the strap.
TWIYpod: Why would you even buy the high chops?
Lovelace: You still got that strap.
Doco: Nah, they sell highs. You can buy the highs.
TWIYpod: Man.
Doco: don't want to hear that.
Lovelace: You can still buy them, but they don't make the highs anymore.
Doco: I'm going to tell you one thing, though. Inflation? He said, buying the mids. 100%. No, no, no. I'm checking tonight. a
TWIYpod: i'm check I'm checking the internet to make sure y'all not on a certain list.
Doco: one hundred percent umm but i'm no no
TWIYpod: um'm um I'm checking to make sure y'all not on a certain list because y'all are starting to worry me.
Doco: um check it tonight checking tonight. The Lowe's is smooth.
TWIYpod: Y'all are in high top uptowns, mid top up.
Doco: Smooth.
TWIYpod: What are you doing?
Doco: Do you wear high socks with the Lowe's?
Lovelace: What are you doing?
TWIYpod: Do I wear high socks?
Lovelace: No.
Doco: With the Lowe's. I'm talking to Lowe's.
TWIYpod: No, you wear the invisible Jones. You wear the no shows.
Lovelace: No. No.
TWIYpod: You wear the no shows. You wear the no shows.
Lovelace: Look how smooth my leg is.
Doco: just think he got his ankle bone showing.
Lovelace: yeah a good ca goodass move man leg is
TWIYpod: Listen, i can't I can't dress. So don't don't listen to me.
Doco: Hey, Scully got dainty ankles.
TWIYpod: I can't dress. I've told y'all I can't dress.
Doco: He wanted his ankles to show.
Lovelace: It's quarter or crew, at the very least.
TWIYpod: Wait, what are y'all niggas wearing? What are y'all niggas wearing with low-top sneakers?
Doco: Shorts?
Lovelace: The only low-top sneakers I have are Air Force Ones. I hate low-top sneakers, bro.
Doco: Shorts?
TWIYpod: No, what kind of socks are y'all wearing with low-top sneakers?
Lovelace: just told you, low or quarter?
Doco: Yeah, what are we talking about?
Lovelace: Low or quarter?
TWIYpod: So no no-shop. No no-show socks.
Doco: No.
Lovelace: No.
TWIYpod: All right, there you go.
Lovelace: yeah I do no-shows with my Crocs.
Doco: Hell no.
Lovelace: I do my no-shows with my... um
TWIYpod: You're wearing Crocs. Niggas, I don't have no shows where my Crocs and i I put them in sport mode.
Lovelace: Yeah, nigga. Yeah, nigga.
TWIYpod: like But y'all go sit here.
Doco: so scott you You know he got the like the Georgia Bulldog Crocs.
TWIYpod: Go dogs.
Lovelace: And, dude.
Doco: so
Lovelace: Ashley, bring my Georgia Crocs.
Doco: See? told you told you Told you.
Lovelace: Okay.
Doco: But yeah, I mean, that no wearing no-shows is nasty as a man.
TWIYpod: That's nasty work.
Doco: let's Add that to the list. Where's the lady?
TWIYpod: why Why is that nasty?
Doco: Find that lady and add that.
TWIYpod: they They make no-show socks for men. Why is that nasty?
Doco: Gay men.
TWIYpod: It's not like I'm wearing a woman's sock.
Lovelace: Well,
TWIYpod: why Then why do they make no-show socks if men can't wear them?
Doco: Because there's gay men in the world that wear them.
Lovelace: whoa we ain't gonna put that on no Spurges on nobody. We just gonna say, Hey, there's some people.
Doco: That's not disparaging.
Lovelace: in Hey, I can't speak for all.
Doco: I'm just saying that's more of a feminine sock, right? That's a very thin sock.
Lovelace: As an ally, I cannot put that on. I cannot put that as a general statement.
Doco: Alright, fine. I take it back. But as ah as that's a thin material on your foot, right? A no-show sock is a very thin sock. Be a man.
Doco: Put on a Nike sock.
Lovelace: Hey, Frank Lucas, you in my shot.
Doco: Put on a thicker sock. Put on a wool sock or a dry fit sock.
TWIYpod: A wolf?
Doco: Be a man.
TWIYpod: In the summertime?
Doco: Be a man.
TWIYpod: Where they are?
Doco: Be a man.
TWIYpod: You know, you brothers have athletes foot.
Doco: i do I do.
Lovelace: The one time I got in my life, I didn't know what it was because nobody explained that. was like, oh, my God.
TWIYpod: How'd you get rid of it
Doco: hurts.
Lovelace: No, no, no, no. Growing up, when you hear athletes, you just know not to wear other niggas' shoes and sneakers.
Doco: Cream, nigga.
Lovelace: But when you actually get that shit, it ain't got nothing to do with...
Doco: No, I didn't.
TWIYpod: Hmm. Hmm.
Doco: No, I got that shit from wearing black socks in the summer.
Lovelace: The moisture.
Doco: Yeah, bad idea.
Lovelace: Yep. Same thing. Yep.
TWIYpod: So you out here spending $7 for cream?
Doco: Bad idea.
Lovelace: Doing two-a-days in black Nike socks, nigga. Yeah.
Doco: Actually, that's another one of those things where my good favorite in the world takes care of me.
Lovelace: what
TWIYpod: You'll steal it.
Doco: My wife takes care of me in that aspect. You know what I'm saying?
TWIYpod: So she's spending $7.
Doco: I just put my feet well. probably me anyways, but whatever.
TWIYpod: I mean, you you did you know that you have the cure for athlete's foot? You got it.
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: Just pee in the shower. You'll never have athlete's foot.
Doco: No.
TWIYpod: if you pee If you pee in the shower, that's how you get rid of athlete's foot, bro.
Doco: That's some, like...
Doco: Like sweet tea, that's some slave shit.
TWIYpod: I don't like the way Laysa's looking at me, but what cook.
Doco: It is.
TWIYpod: That's how you get rid of athlete's foot.
Lovelace: You treating athlete's foot like a jellyfish thing, nigga?
Doco: It is. You're supposed to put a cap of bleach in the bottom of the tub, actually.
Lovelace: What the fuck is going on?
Doco: That's what you're supposed to do. You're supposed to put a cap of bleach in the bottom of the tub.
Lovelace: Man, just go see the damn podiatrist and call it a day.
Doco: This nigga is Manny Pacquiao over here. you know what i mean?
TWIYpod: No, when that was Juan marque Marquez, whatever.
Lovelace: Holy
TWIYpod: he He drank his own pee on HBO in front of the host.
Lovelace: shit.
Doco: He knocked Andy out, though, didn't he?
TWIYpod: Not not not the fight that he was drinking his pee. that was The next fight is where he knocked him out.
Doco: damn. Damn.
Lovelace: Oh, yeah.
Doco: That's crazy. That's not a good look.
TWIYpod: Nah, he drank his pee for nothing. The whole time he was getting dusted, I was just like, son drank his pee in front of the hoes for nothing.
Doco: I
Doco: got a question.
Lovelace: You're...
Doco: Y'all saw the Jackson movie, the Michael Jackson movie, right?
TWIYpod: I didn't.
Doco: Okay, neither did I, and that's and not even what it matters to me.
Lovelace: I see it. Yes, go ahead.
Doco: But, nigga, he lived it!
Lovelace: Oh, never mind. You might make it Friday. Never mind.
Doco: was there!
TWIYpod: if not what what
Doco: the fuck was he?
TWIYpod: I was, i did, i did live it.
Doco: he He was there! what are we talking about?
TWIYpod: I did live it, but I feel like there's going to be some shit in there that I didn't know about because I was little, you know what i'm saying?
Doco: Mm-hmm.
Lovelace: yeah Yeah, you ain't live it for real. you You kind of knew what was going on, but you ain't.
Doco: That nigga lived it
TWIYpod: Michael 2 and 3.
Lovelace: He was like first, second, third grade during that era.
TWIYpod: I lived that part.
Doco: when Michael Jackson passed, rest in peace, he cried that day.
TWIYpod: No, I didn't cry. I was confused at why everybody else was crying, though. i'm I'm confused frequently when people cry over celebrity deaths, bro.
Doco: Well, there were three days where i remember specifically when people passed away. Luther, Michael Jackson, and Prince. And people in my family tore up. they get And I was like, didn't see y'all cry about granny like this.
Doco: Like... I didn't see y'all... didn't see y'all cry about granny like this. What's going on?
Lovelace: Wait, they didn't do original songs?
TWIYpod: i'm not cry I'm not crying over no artist.
Doco: Wait, what?
Lovelace: Nah, bruh.
TWIYpod: He wanted to shit on Luther.
Lovelace: They weren't crying for a nigga that was singing other people's songs, man.
Doco: That's fucked up. He's dead, bro. Leave him alone.
TWIYpod: No, he's the cover king, though. Luther's the cover king.
Doco: He's that guy.
Lovelace: Put this best shit is somebody else's song.
Doco: what?
Lovelace: Like, which is cool.
Doco: so what
TWIYpod: Whitney's best shit is somebody else's song.
Lovelace: Which is cool. Which is cool. But we not about to say niggas want crying over me. I'm going to call
Doco: Yes, niggas was crying over Luther. I could name some other people crying that they cried over.
Lovelace: um my grandma right now.
TWIYpod: ah bunch of gay A bunch of gay dudes a bunch of gay dus was crying over Luther.
Doco: it was my aunt, bro. Listen, I remember she got out of work.
TWIYpod: Oh.
Doco: I'll never forget this shit. We was in the driveway.
TWIYpod: i seen an arm I seen armpits. All right, not that.
Doco: Relax. We was in the driveway.
Lovelace: Nah, fuck all that.
Doco: was playing four square, nigga.
Lovelace: Fuck all that. yeah a Real life entertainment.
Doco: I'll never forget this shit.
Lovelace: Fuck all that. Fuck
Doco: And she got out of the car. i mean, she she pulled up. Got out of the car, went in the house, got a cup of coffee, bro.
TWIYpod: Okay.
Doco: Went back and sat in the car and changed smoke cigs and cried and listened to Luther for hours. and they I was so <unk> confused.
Lovelace: Hey, grandma.
Doco: Oh, here we go.
Lovelace: How you doing? Hey, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Doco: Did he just call his grandma for this?
Lovelace: You're my podcast. on my podcast.
TWIYpod: right.
Lovelace: um You on my podcast. Hey, real quick.
Doco: She don't know what that is.
Lovelace: I just want to ask you a quick question.
Doco: yeah
Lovelace: What? Did you cry when Luther died? Yes. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Okay. Okay. I love you.
Lovelace: I'm going to call you when we done recording. Okay. Hey, Shonda here. You to her, but I'll call you back when we Okay. All right. Bye.
Doco: That didn't go the way he thought it was. Go, go.
Lovelace: No, I just needed to know niggas was crying.
Doco: um
TWIYpod: a
Lovelace: I didn't know niggas was crying over a Luther.
TWIYpod: You're crazy crying over Lupa.
Lovelace: I don't see
Doco: That didn't go the way he thought it was going to nigga.
TWIYpod: No, I didn't.
Lovelace: I didn't know.
Doco: Now, but I said that to say, right, you ever, like, actually look at the steps of the Jackson 5?
Lovelace: I didn't know. I didn't know.
Doco: Like, the dance, the choreography?
Lovelace: Mm-hmm.
TWIYpod: Swaggy.
Doco: That shit was weak, bro.
TWIYpod: Here we go.
Doco: That shit was weak, bro.
TWIYpod: Because you got Chris Brown doing the front flip to the beat drop on March Madness. so of course
Doco: I'm not even compared it to Chris.
TWIYpod: So, of course, the Jackson 5 steps look a little suckerish, but they made them steps up in that little shack in Gary, Indiana.
Doco: well
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: Have you ever been to Gary, Indiana?
Doco: No. But I've been...
TWIYpod: Go to Gary, Indiana, and you'll think so much different about the Jackson family.
Doco: Listen.
TWIYpod: Joe Jackson is in the daddy hall of fame.
Doco: This is a thank you. You're leading me right to where I wanted to go. I've never been Gary, Indiana. I've never been to Indiana.
Lovelace: Never been there.
Doco: And I've never been done a backflip synchronized with Mark's Madness, right? But what I have been is hit with a phone cord and a belt and a switch, fist, extension cords.
Lovelace: And a switch. An extension cord.
TWIYpod: chapa us
Doco: You know, anything that was readily available at that moment. And for those steps to be that fucking weak and for them to experience that abuse, my nigga.
Doco: You got me fucked up, bro.
TWIYpod: yeah it was
Doco: Ain't no way.
TWIYpod: It was the 70s, bro.
Doco: They could have... No, Joe could have came up with something.
TWIYpod: They didn't have the internet back then.
Doco: Bro, The Temptations was better than them.
TWIYpod: Joe ain't no dancer.
Doco: And it...
TWIYpod: What'd he do? He worked at an auto plant or something.
Doco: Alright.
TWIYpod: He worked in a nuclear plant.
Lovelace: Yeah, he was definitely in the plant.
Doco: So even worse, you abusing me over shit. You don't even know what you're talking about, nigga.
TWIYpod: You whooping my ass over something you can't do. You can't even tell me if I'm doing it wrong because you can't execute it.
Doco: Come on, bro.
Lovelace: All I'm going to say is I don't think it was the ass whoopings.
TWIYpod: That's good parenting.
Doco: a
Lovelace: I don't think it was the ass whoopings.
Lovelace: I don't think it was the ass whoopings. think it was the extra shit.
Doco: um mean, obviously there came structure and discipline and fucking all the other shit, but...
Lovelace: No, no, no, no, no. Well, for the people that saw the Michael movie, they they basically insinuated they showed one half whooping
Doco: Mm-hmm.
Lovelace: um might Well, not Baby Michael, but Little Michael. Because the key was off. But there's a scene.
Doco: It does what?
Lovelace: There's a scene with Barry Gordy in the studio. Where Mike's in there singing. And he's like, hey, you got to stop dancing. You got to sing. Joe come back.
Lovelace: Joe come back. He was like, hey. He's like, man, just give me five minutes.
Doco: whips his ass for no reason.
Lovelace: and No, no, no, no, no. They don't show, no, no, no, none of that. But Barry tells him, we got this. And you just know in real life, Joe beat the shit.
Doco: That shit ain't funny! That is not how you...
TWIYpod: nice Lace finds child abuse funny.
Doco: He, you know...
TWIYpod: Which I find funny because we know Lace.
Lovelace: don't, but... No, I don't find it funny, but what I find funny that they tried to cut out the actual abuse of the movie, but they kept planting the seeds the whole movie.
Doco: That's a topic for another day.
TWIYpod: Oh.
Doco: Yeah. I want to see part two.
Lovelace: No, no, no, no.
Doco: Show us the part where he builds Neverland, nigga.
Lovelace: No, we didn't get...
Doco: Show us that.
Lovelace: we get best That's later on. We only went to the We went to the Bad Album, man.
Doco: I want to see if that section...
TWIYpod: did they do Did he do the moonwalk in the drone?
Lovelace: Yes, he did the ah Motown 25...
Doco: Of course he did, bro.
TWIYpod: So you see what I mean? You got your ass whooped so bad, you created the talent inside yourself to moonwalk.
Doco: That was Bobby Brown. I mean, James Brown.
Lovelace: And do apologize to cry too.
TWIYpod: Nah, James Brown never moonwalked.
Doco: he did, nigga.
TWIYpod: James Brown did the shit with the cape, or he was about to leave the stage, they put the cape on him, he was sweating, and he was on coke. He was on the yam-yam.
Doco: Yeah. For sure.
TWIYpod: So Coke make you move all funny and weird and shit in the hips.
Doco: i mean, it worked.
TWIYpod: like
Lovelace: Like, um,
TWIYpod: And he ain't wearing no drawers with the nylon pants. That's weird.
Doco: and You don't wear any drawers in the airport.
TWIYpod: That's weird. Yeah, but I had sweats on. That's cotton. co probably Cotton sweats don't make you move weird like that.
Doco: Equivalent. Whatever you into? Equivalent.
TWIYpod: No.
Doco: but
TWIYpod: Goat. go put Go put your girl's pantyhose on with no drawers on. That's nylon. That's the same material of the pants that James Brown was wearing when he was performing with no drawers on.
TWIYpod: That's why he moved.
Doco: I beg your pardon. What the fuck?
Lovelace: You said go put wet on.
Doco: I beg your pardon. What
Lovelace: go
TWIYpod: I said go put your girl's pantyhose on.
Doco: the fuck?
TWIYpod: It's nylon, bro. Same material.
TWIYpod: Then go find some nylon pants, brother.
Doco: I don't fucking way, bro.
TWIYpod: Go find some nylon pants, brother.
Doco: um we we are your mind what What's the wildest material you ever wore? Now, pause.
TWIYpod: Oh, I wore it all.
TWIYpod: I wore it all.
TWIYpod: I wore it all, bro. I'm old. I wore it all.
Lovelace: You're not that old.
TWIYpod: I'm old enough to have worn it all.
Lovelace: Oh,
Doco: You have mesh?
Lovelace: shit.
TWIYpod: I'm not Jamaican. I'm old. I'm not Jamaican.
Lovelace: Oh shit.
Doco: ye run the fire
Lovelace: Oh shit.
TWIYpod: you think you think a woman go on You think I'm to put the mess shirt on and go play soccer with the homies?
Doco: You never put on a mesh shirt?
TWIYpod: No, I'm not Jamaican.
Lovelace: Um.
Doco: Yes. Yes. Yes, I do.
TWIYpod: no i'm nigeria I'm Nigerian.
Doco: my God. Now he's Nigerian all of a sudden.
TWIYpod: I've been Nigerian my whole life.
Doco: It's not popular to be them people no more. So, you know.
TWIYpod: What people? What are these people you speak of?
Doco: Free past nine. You know what I'm saying? It's not, you know.
TWIYpod: Shout out to the Jews that made them tunnels.
Lovelace: but Speaking of that, did you see Calla's response?
Doco: said
TWIYpod: Oh,
Doco: he was Jamaican. That's wild. Look at the, look at the.
TWIYpod: wait. Who said they're Jamaican?
Doco: Khaled.
TWIYpod: No, he didn't.
Lovelace: DJ Calla! Oh, shit.
Doco: Swear to God.
TWIYpod: No, he didn't.
Doco: Here, hold on. all Let me find it.
Lovelace: so pascoli
Doco: Ladies, did you screenshot it?
Lovelace: onequa
TWIYpod: Khaled said he's Jamaican.
Doco: yeah Yeah, bro. Hold on.
Lovelace: oh shit
TWIYpod: But he's been a San Negro my whole life.
Lovelace: but
TWIYpod: He's been a desert guy.
Lovelace: brett
TWIYpod: He said he don't need coochie because it's not halal.
Doco: That's crazy.
TWIYpod: So now he's Jamaican.
Doco: He might have taken it down.
TWIYpod: Well, Jamaicans, they say Jamaicans don't need coochie either.
Doco: Oh.
TWIYpod: So I guess, I guess he's still in there. I guess his wife is still looking at him crazy. That's wild.
Lovelace: This was the response. This is the picture that he put He said it. he said it He said, has yes.
Doco: Let God rise and all his enemies scatter.
Lovelace: No man, and no bother.
Doco: yeah yeah No man, brother.
Lovelace: And the we are running Jai Crew.
Doco: Ja cool.
TWIYpod: Khaled was boring.
Lovelace: You know thousands.
TWIYpod: That's all that is. Khaled just...
Doco: Uno come in uno thousands of years.
Lovelace: Two. They stand against you and hating me. Them just cunts.
Doco: Them just can't go through them heart.
TWIYpod: But you know what?
Lovelace: a
TWIYpod: You know what would make the world a better place if DJ Khaled and French Montana both said Free Palestine. Like, if we could get both of them in the same room to maybe even run a ah telethon
Doco: Okay.
TWIYpod: Like, who gives a fuck if they ever said Free Palestine or not?
Doco: Why? Well, because it does matter. It does matter.
TWIYpod: To whom?
Lovelace: The point was, is Drake signed a petition.
Doco: It does.
Lovelace: And he's Jewish. We all know this.
Doco: Nigerian Jewish.
Lovelace: He signed a petition when everything was, you know, at the height of everything. And Khaled been mewed up on his people the whole time.
Doco: Yo, you got the greatest gaming blood ever. My bad, I'm sorry.
Lovelace: Okay.
TWIYpod: drake drake never said Drake never said Black Lives Matter. He never signed a petition for Black Lives Mattering.
Doco: Yes, he did. Yes, he did.
Lovelace: Drake has donated. He has put on Fordham.
Doco: Yes, he did.
Lovelace: Yeah.
Doco: And he said, if I could, vote I wouldn't vote for t Trump or some shit like that.
TWIYpod: Now fold that up right now, Crote.
Doco: No, ray reality, though, i don't I think we put too much weight like Lay said in celebrity opinions or what he said.
TWIYpod: on god
Doco: Because like at the end of the day, it don't. But there is a certain sector of people who are swayed by that kind of shit. So it's useful.
Lovelace: And you know what people don't learn?
TWIYpod: I like what Jordan said. I like what Jordan said a million years ago when they asked him about the presidential candidacy back in the nineties and they said, Hey Jordan, how come you haven't stood by somebody said, Jordan, how come you haven't stood by somebody?
Lovelace: Mm-hmm.
Doco: Oh, my God.
Doco: I'm going to tell you one thing, though. Inflation.
Doco: I'm going to tell you one thing, though. Inflation.
TWIYpod: He said, Republicans buy shoes too.
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: So he wasn't offending none of his political connects because everybody buys shoes.
Doco: But times are different, though. We ain't in the same time of life.
Lovelace: But you see what happened when you stand up for shit and then they be like, hold on, but you repping for China? Hey,
TWIYpod: China.
Doco: Who's doing that?
TWIYpod: That's where them drawings get made.
Lovelace: yo, nigga.
Doco: James Harden?
Lovelace: Yo, go.
Doco: Is that what happened to James Harden?
Lovelace: Yo, go.
TWIYpod: That's where them shoes get That's where them iPhones get made.
Doco: Whatever.
TWIYpod: That's lot.
Lovelace: you
Doco: That's true.
Lovelace: Speak out against it all. Speak out against it all.
Doco: That's true. I mean, and don't know. I feel like
Lovelace: I be up front with my shit. I'm not speaking out against it all. I'm only speaking out on the people that it affects that I interact with. That's
TWIYpod: that's a lot
Lovelace: not a
TWIYpod: When niggas went on a tattletale frenzy in Atlanta, you didn't say nothing.
Lovelace: guy.
TWIYpod: You denied it.
Lovelace: I
TWIYpod: You actually came on the pod and denied all the tattletaling in Atlanta.
Lovelace: I did not.
Doco: We weren't allowed to talk about it.
Lovelace: I did not.
Doco: That's true.
TWIYpod: We weren't allowed to talk about any of the tattletaling.
Doco: that That's very true. He said, these niggas my neighbors. I can't do this.
Lovelace: Hey.
Lovelace: Hey.
Doco: He said, I can't do this.
TWIYpod: never They'll never let me rap again, guys. If I come speak out about this, they'll never let me rap rap again.
Doco: They will never let me pack all the kids in my car again and let them see how the hoodlings are living.
Lovelace: It is. Very.
Doco: Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha.
TWIYpod: never be able to get strawberry Hennessy wings with the crack on it.
Doco: but oh
TWIYpod: Yeah, they put the crack powder on them wings he likes so much.
Doco: That sounds fire, though, if we're being honest.
Lovelace: it is
TWIYpod: It's pretty good. It's pretty good.
Doco: It sounds fire.
Lovelace: Very.
Doco: I don't know.
TWIYpod: i'm ah I'm over you, Nick Noggs, putting Hennessy on everything, but I'll accept that.
Doco: I think we do too much.
Lovelace: JJ, shout out. Bando, shout out.
Doco: But I ain't no shout-out to those fucking restaurants, niggas. They sending them food. I'm still waiting on some wings myself.
Lovelace: Yes.
Doco: So shout-out to them niggas if they go send it.
TWIYpod: They're sending it to his home. You got it you just got to be there.
Doco: Yeah, no. Send it here, nigga. y'all care about...
Lovelace: I keep inviting niggas. The invite been open for two years.
Doco: No, it's gonna happen one of these days because I get closer to wanting to fly in a plane, but then every time I talk about it, something happens. So, you know.
Lovelace: I just flew on a plane three weeks ago, bro. You good.
Doco: Couple steps closer, a couple steps back, you know. Yeah, but that was like you flew on a trip that was like...
TWIYpod: That was like 20 minutes. That was 20 minutes.
Lovelace: ah Your flight would be.
Doco: Yeah, bro. You know.
TWIYpod: That was 20 minutes.
Doco: What?
TWIYpod: My flight's going to be 45 minutes. I've been to Atlanta a million times. My flight's 45 minutes.
Doco: Mine would probably be like an hour, you know, maybe two. I feel like I'd be the nigga to get pulled to the back. This is my first time. Like, they would be like, nigga, you that age, you've never been on plane, nigga?
Lovelace: No, you're translucent.
TWIYpod: oh big
Doco: Like...
Lovelace: You're fine.
TWIYpod: They're not giving you the scully treatment at the airport. you're You're a good guy.
Lovelace: You don't look like Khaled, nigga.
TWIYpod: You got a good heart.
Doco: Well, have on underwear.
Lovelace: If you went in there looking like Khaled, yeah, they might be like, hey.
Doco: but They won't treat me. I'll i'll be fine.
TWIYpod: and We got to normalize not wearing underwear in the airport. That's mad peace. It should be peace. I don't understand. You're supposed to wear comfortable attire in the airport.
Lovelace: Hey, imagine this nigga getting mad at the door when TSA was out of work.
Doco: Bro, that goes...
Doco: But that like that goes in the category of like name something you miss from your childhood. Like, running around the crib free-balling. You know, woo-hoo. Grow up, make
TWIYpod: as a child today what are we talking about yeah that's why i pay the bills
Lovelace: You was free balling as the baby of the family?
Doco: For sure, nigga. Definitely walk around the house free-balling. Pajama pants, free-balling. 100%. No, I do that at my house as a girl. Man, yeah, for sure. But, you know, at the public, the moment we are stepping into public territory, draws go on, bro.
TWIYpod: no unless i'm going to a fun if i'm going to a function but if i'm just
Lovelace: Absolutely.
Doco: And it matters what kind of draws you're wearing, nigga. I'm judging.
TWIYpod: If I'm just going to the store, if I'm just going to Sam's to pick up an 18 pack, what do I need? What do I need that for?
Doco: Because when you bend down, your ass is showing.
TWIYpod: No, I dress appropriately for an adult.
Lovelace: All right.
TWIYpod: I don't sag my pants like you young folks do where you sag so much your whole ass is out.
Lovelace: No, but if you sweatpants got the drawstrings in them,
Doco: Wow.
Doco: Thank you.
TWIYpod: Yeah.
Doco: Thank you, Lace.
TWIYpod: Yeah, they do.
Doco: Thank you, Lace.
TWIYpod: Y'all buying sweats without drawstrings? Y'all are letting me know every time we pod that y'all are poor.
Doco: No, you're the... Bro, you're the nerd nigga that's tying their drawstring. Nobody ties their drawstrings.
TWIYpod: They're not there for fashion. They're there for functionality.
Doco: Yes, they are.
TWIYpod: What are you talking about?
Lovelace: a This nigga be having a rash from the drawstring. It's rough.
Doco: Dead ass. Dead ass.
Lovelace: this
TWIYpod: sense You sensitive skin bastards.
Lovelace: Shout out to that lady. Shout out to that lady.
Doco: Dead ass though.
Lovelace: rock
TWIYpod: You sensitive skin young man.
Doco: It makes no sense. what What is something you miss from your childhood?
TWIYpod: Yeah.
TWIYpod: Iced honey buns being cheap.
TWIYpod: Iced honey buns was mad cheap when I was young.
Doco: It was like 50 cents.
TWIYpod: You want an iced honey bun today? This shit going to cost you about $1.78. $2.00.
Doco: It's $2.
TWIYpod: two dollars
Doco: Yeah, it's like $2. Did you heat him up, though?
TWIYpod: And it's just, you got to. Throw that hole in the microwave a little bit, just a little bit. You hit the 30-second mark, but you standing there waiting.
Lovelace: Mm-hmm. 30?
TWIYpod: You hit the 30-second mark because it ain't no 10-second button on the microwave. What kind of microwave y'all got?
Lovelace: Oh, nigga, time cook?
Doco: Thank you, Lace.
TWIYpod: You're pushing this specific time?
Doco: Yes.
Lovelace: Yeah, nigga, I didn't, first of all, when I was a kid, when you was a kid, you didn't have no damn 30-second button.
Doco: Five seconds.
TWIYpod: Y'all let...
Doco: Two seconds.
Lovelace: I know that
Doco: That's a fact.
Lovelace: yeah
TWIYpod: That's new.
Doco: He had the dial, actually.
Lovelace: that. 30-second button came along in the 2000s, nigga.
Doco: um he had the dial joint. I know what's going on.
TWIYpod: So he had the job. but
Lovelace: ah One minute.
TWIYpod: So y'all are letting...
Lovelace: and It had that one and he had to try to get it as close to the zero as possible.
Doco: And a rotary phone.
TWIYpod: See, y'all are letting the y'all are letting the microwave go to completion. Y'all are letting the microwave go ding.
Lovelace: No, no, nigga. I'm saying I'm never hitting the 30 second button for something for 10 seconds. and unless Unless three of my kids need it
TWIYpod: It's not going to cost you more to hit the 30-second button, bro.
Doco: But we're talking about childhood though, Lace. We ain't talking about fatherhood.
Lovelace: it. Because he's talking about right now. But I'm saying back then. No. No.
Doco: I 100% put something in the microwave, hit the 30 second button, and it walked away. I had something else to do when I was a kid.
TWIYpod: I put a bag of popcorn in the microwave today.
Doco: I've melted hella honey buns doing that actually.
TWIYpod: Hit the 30 second button six times.
Lovelace: Hey. When your mom be like, hey, put the meat out. Put that shit in there. Nigga, I put that shit of defrost in the microwave.
TWIYpod: Never use that button.
Lovelace: Come back home.
Doco: I know Lace got beat as a kid, bro.
TWIYpod: never use Never use that button before.
Doco: Lace got beat as a kid, 100%.
Lovelace: That's crazy.
TWIYpod: Never use that button.
Doco: one hundred percent
TWIYpod: I don't even know what that button does. I just knew.
Doco: hundred percent he tried to cut the corners for no reason 100%.
Doco: 100%. He tried to cut the corners for no reason.
Lovelace: you should You should do it, man.
TWIYpod: Because he didn't listen.
Lovelace: You should do it.
TWIYpod: That's why he tried to kill.
Doco: Put the fucking meat out.
Lovelace: No.
Doco: That's all you had to do.
TWIYpod: Just take it out. Leave it on the counter.
Lovelace: No, nigga.
Doco: no I done got beat a few times over that shit, bro.
Lovelace: I need to do the defrost. That way i can leave the house. What are you talking about?
TWIYpod: You don't have to watch the meat, Lace. You just take it out. You put it on the counter, and then you go outside.
Doco: Then you walk away.
Lovelace: No. You put the damn meat in the water.
Doco: Walk away.
Lovelace: You got to get the hot water and do all of that shit. Ain't got time for that.
TWIYpod: Yo, let me find out Lace was a meat supervisor. he touch you it He thought you had to supervise the meat.
Lovelace: yeah
Doco: Whatever you into. No, that's crazy. No, that's crazy.
TWIYpod: You just put it on the counter and you go, then you go outside, bro.
Doco: No, that's crazy.
Lovelace: Oh, shit.
Doco: Literally. Put that shit in the sink.
Lovelace: Hey.
Doco: Keep it moving.
Lovelace: Your mom gets home and that meat ain't defrosted. What you doing? All right, but.
Doco: ah but I pulled it out.
TWIYpod: i mean she She should have took it out before she went to work.
Doco: I followed your instructions. um You said pull the meat out.
Lovelace: Now, you ain't tell her that.
TWIYpod: you asked me that You asked me to take out four pounds of hamburger meat, you think it's going defrost in an hour?
Doco: But no, ain't gonna lie.
Lovelace: You ain't tell her that. Scully, Scully, call your mama right now. You didn't tell her that.
Doco: I'm not gonna lie. I would have never told none of nobody in my family that. And I would have pulled it out. It still wouldn't have been defrosted. And they would have blamed me for just pulling it out like right before they got there.
Lovelace: Yeah, nigga, you had to put trial and error.
Doco: Yeah.
Lovelace: You had to put that shit in the water.
Doco: No, I just took the beatings.
Lovelace: So it was easier. It was easier to just put that shit on defrost for 10 minutes, take it out, put it in the sink, and then...
Doco: This nigga was eating rubber.
TWIYpod: That's the toughest meat I ever heard in my life.
Doco: This nigga was nuking the meat for no reason. Pause. That sounded crazy.
TWIYpod: And then he was still putting it in the sink. That sounds like contamination.
Lovelace: No, no, no, no, no. It actual water, nigga.
TWIYpod: That's cross-contamination.
Lovelace: It was in there with condensation on it. Duh.
Doco: You still do that today?
Lovelace: No. I did that because I was leaving the house.
Doco: right. Say grow up nigga.
Lovelace: Shit to my mama. I was leaving house. What the fuck went on?
TWIYpod: now he's taken Now he's taking the meat out before he goes to work.
Doco: I was about to say grow up. did you Double entendre.
Lovelace: No. was just putting in the fridge.
Lovelace: That's crazy. That's crazy.
TWIYpod: daas That was crazy. But it's on brand and it's true.
Lovelace: Hey, that's crazy. All right. All right. Speaking of, um speaking of shit being crazy.
TWIYpod: Because we know you in real life.
Doco: got to say speakot of meet me before work
TWIYpod: That's the thing.
TWIYpod: ha ha ha
Doco: Go ahead, bro. Go ahead. I'm getting sleepy. ila
Lovelace: click that shit.
Doco: I ain't gonna lie.
Lovelace: Hey,
Doco: Man. Man.
Lovelace: ah click good dashhi hey
Doco: a
TWIYpod: Hey, yo, I can't pout with y'all no more.
Lovelace: but I just want to say, speaking of crazy shit, um this Mike Vrabel and Diana Rossini shit, bruh.
TWIYpod: oh God, I'm s sweating.
TWIYpod: It's a vibe. It's a vibe, and we're interrupting the vibe. I feel bad. every time Every time we see pictures of them together, i feel embarrassed because we shouldn't be seeing that.
Doco: She's interrupted a lot of things.
TWIYpod: Those are two kindred souls. catching a vibe. Yes, they're married to other people. Yes, they work together and they shouldn't be doing these things.
TWIYpod: But why are we interrupting them? Why are we standing in between true love?
Doco: I don't care about the affair. i don't care about the affair. It's the me it's it's the information.
Lovelace: You only care because she reported negatively against the Eagles.
Doco: Not that she reported negatively against the Eagles. The things that she has done have affected the Eagles. and it's not been just been with A.J. Brown either. It's been with Midland Williams.
Lovelace: Give me more. Give me more.
Doco: It's been with Hassan Redick.
Lovelace: What
Doco: It's been with my quarterback, Jalen Hurts.
Lovelace: had do you have to with Mike Rabel?
Doco: it That part has nothing to do with but Mike Rabel.
Lovelace: That's what I'm saying. I don't understand why y'all upset with her. Because...
Doco: What do you
TWIYpod: They just don't like shorty.
Doco: Because this lady has clearly been... what'd you say?
TWIYpod: Y'all just don't like shorty.
Doco: Yes. And she has clearly been using ah proprietary information and a malicious way.
TWIYpod: Yeah.
Lovelace: Nigga.
Doco: Whether the information is true or not, the way she's been distributing the information isn't nefarious, bro.
Lovelace: The reporting she did back when we had Calvin Ridley directly affected the Falcons when I was a Falcons fan.
TWIYpod: I mean,
Doco: Fuck you, Scully.
Doco: Okay, so you should finish the kind way too, nigga.
Lovelace: don't give a fuck. You know what?
Doco: No, I don't want to hear that shit.
Lovelace: you Because all these pictures and videos, that means this information has been out there.
Doco: I don't want to hear that shit.
TWIYpod: And when you say that, you're really discrediting her as a journalist.
Doco: That's true.
TWIYpod: Like, she had to get the information from Rabel that A.J. Brown is unhappy in Philly. I said that. I watched the games. I can see Son at the post-conference, the post-game conference.
Doco: Listen, that's...
Lovelace: read it, bullshit.
Doco: That's... Listen, that's him being... ah I never argue with you about be him being unhappy.
Lovelace: I read 10 more pages than Brian.
Doco: I argued with you about his trade value, right? And what she was doing is reducing his trade value. I said he could go.
TWIYpod: But that ain't got nothing to do with Vrabel unless he picks him up.
Doco: Yes, it does.
TWIYpod: and then and then it looks And then it looks a little tamperish if he picks him up.
Doco: little...
TWIYpod: And if he picks him up, it looks a little tamperish. But she's not the only voice that people are listening to. I don't even know if she's a voice that anybody's listening to before we knew who she was fucking.
Doco: She is, bro.
Lovelace: But, Muscoly, Muscoly, I said this in the chat.
Doco: She 100% bro. it with Sean Payton, too.
TWIYpod: Shorty little that looks pikes it looks like some meat some medium midlife crisis milk.
Doco: I'm just saying. She did it to New Orleans.
Lovelace: I said this in the chat when it happened.
Doco: She did it to Atlanta. She did it to Carolina.
Lovelace: Hey, I said this when it happened in the chat.
TWIYpod: Fuck Sean Payton.
Lovelace: I said
Doco: um just saying she did it to new orleans she did it to atlanta
Lovelace: said that she can't do DJ Brown to New England trade now because of this shit.
Doco: she she did it to carolina
Doco: Yes, they they're going to, and they can.
Lovelace: They can't.
Doco: They can, and they're going to.
Lovelace: That's why it hasn't happened yet. Because all of this shit that's going on.
Doco: Okay.
Lovelace: Because the optics is going to be like...
Doco: Well, it hasn't happened because we got wait till June.
Lovelace: It hasn't happened.
Doco: That's why it hasn't happened.
Lovelace: And it probably will happen because Vrabel about to get let go.
Doco: All right.
Doco: The reason why is because there's a well there's a deeper criminal link here, and the NFL doesn't want to look into it because it's going to be a bigger story than what it needs.
TWIYpod: They not letting Vrabel go. you Are you high?
Lovelace: Watch. Watch.
TWIYpod: They not letting Vrabel go. They got to the Super Bowl his first year there. They're not letting Sun go.
Doco: I'm with Lace. Time's ticking.
TWIYpod: Getting you to the Super Bowl, time's ticking. Oh, he got a win.
Doco: It's not about getting to the Super Bowl. Nigga, look what you've done in the process.
Lovelace: Did they win? Did they win a fight?
TWIYpod: So he beat the of a reporter.
Doco: And they got smoked. And you can make the excuse that he was distracted.
Lovelace: They had the easiest schedule. They had the easiest schedule.
TWIYpod: He beat the doonies of a reporter. That has nothing to do with on-field.
Doco: Yes, it does.
Lovelace: No, because he lied and denied. That's why.
Doco: and And distracted.
Lovelace: Michael Vick got. I'm not
Doco: get Get into it. Get into it.
Lovelace: Arthur Blake and them came to Michael Vick weeks before the shit went public. Michael Vick lied to they face. That's why everything that happened after happened.
Doco: We can help you if you tell us the truth.
TWIYpod: Yeah, but nobody nobody's ever telling their boss.
Lovelace: Even even himself is going have to make a decision.
TWIYpod: Nobody's ever telling their boss, yes, I have an illegal dog fighting campaign at my home.
Doco: No, but you would tell your boss who frequents the fucking jack joint. Yeah, I'm getting little pussy outside.
TWIYpod: I would. I would feel comfortable telling Robert Kraft.
Doco: Okay. Okay.
TWIYpod: I would feel comfortable telling Robert Kraft, yo, me and this little honey dip at the pool.
Doco: Hey.
TWIYpod: Honey dip.
Doco: You might well fuck her too. She'll look out.
TWIYpod: She'll write better reports about Stefan Diggs.
Doco: was he was acquitted
Lovelace: Somehow.
TWIYpod: Somehow. what do you mean somehow? Did you see the case?
Doco: He was acquitted.
TWIYpod: Did you see Shorty on the stand?
Doco: Yeah, she was lying.
Lovelace: No, no, no.
Doco: She was lying like her ass.
Lovelace: I'm saying she just, um she was dumb.
TWIYpod: They should have took that shit to Judge Judy.
Lovelace: She was dumb.
Doco: That would have been entertaining.
Lovelace: okay
Doco: Miss Pat.
Lovelace: Judge Joe Brown.
Doco: Judge Miss Pat.
Lovelace: Oh, Judge Joe Brown got his queen back. So, yeah, they definitely should went there.
Doco: What's her name as a judge now? um The girl who used to be on a Breakfast Club?
TWIYpod: Cheyenne Bryant?
Doco: Nah, Ebony Ebony K.
TWIYpod: No.
Lovelace: That's good. That's good. That's good.
TWIYpod: I just thought she tried to get this doctor shit up and say, you know what?
Lovelace: That's good. That's good.
TWIYpod: Let me be a judge now.
Doco: Alright, you know what? I think I've had enough for today.
TWIYpod: Is that time? Is it that time?
Lovelace: What um
Doco: Yeah, I've had enough. We were talking about Cheyenne Bryant?
Lovelace: type of doctor degree would you forge?
Doco: Me? Uh...
Lovelace: All of
Doco: Psychology, probably. Same shit she did.
Lovelace: you.
TWIYpod: Gyno, for sure. Gyno.
Doco: You are a freak, boy. Get out of here.
Lovelace: Nasty.
Doco: This is the used, nigga.
Lovelace: Nasty boy.
TWIYpod: Gyno, for sure.
Lovelace: Nasty boy.
Doco: Used credentials, nigga.
TWIYpod: Get the little speculum, the little joint that looks like a duck.
Doco: You are disgusting.
TWIYpod: Get the speculum out there.
Doco: Bro, you are the reason why girls don't want man doctors. You fucking pig.
TWIYpod: On God. Thomas Muller.
Doco: Ew.
TWIYpod: Yeah.
Lovelace: This has been the U's.
Doco: Whatever you into, you go do that. That
Lovelace: That's Doko. I love Lace. That's Scully.
Doco: was gross. Yo, hit the fucking button, man.
TWIYpod: You ever see a girl's gyno take the doctor's mask down so you can smell it a little bit? All right, all right, we out.
Doco: Bye.
