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TWIYpod: They act like the whole situation never happened.
Lovelace: Mm -hmm.
TWIYpod: So, yeah, he might not get the love he's supposed to make because you don't know this shit happened unless you watched it on YouTube.
Doco: They act like it was his fault
Lovelace: voice. We su - might happen.
Doco: And he was the only one.
Lovelace: We witnessed it man
Doco: So what happened? recall
Lovelace: We saw him do it.
Doco: Refresh my memory.
Lovelace: Yeah.
Doco: what are we What are we talking about?
Lovelace: All right all right
TWIYpod: Talking about that Reggie Bush, them Reggie Bush classics. A Saints legend, by the way.
Doco: Okay, so
Lovelace: Ooh, legend for the skink, this space it kind of.
Doco: We're saying that... Reggie Bush, a Heisman trophy winner. Doesn't get... the proper recognition that he should. And this comes off of...
Lovelace: Because of some arbitrary shit? mm -hmm
Doco: This comes off the back of us saying that Me saying that Jaden Daniels deserves a little bit. I mean he's a Heisman winner
Lovelace: From one number five to another.
Doco: Yeah, nobody didn't nobody knew you were number
TWIYpod: I was like, who's the number five?
Doco: Nobody knew that.
Lovelace: i'll see you I'm saying Reggie Bush was number five.
TWIYpod: Is the five in the room with us?
Lovelace: Reggie Bush was number five.
Doco: Oh, that's funny. that's ah I didn't catch that.
Lovelace: No
Doco: good Well played, Lace.
Lovelace: Hey, hey.
Doco: I'm sorry. My apologies.
Lovelace: Hey.
Doco: Me and Scully missed that, though.
Lovelace: we always have the ball knowledge. We don't always have the ball knowledge.
Doco: Nope.
TWIYpod: I'd...
Doco: I didn't pay attention to college though.
Lovelace: It's okay.
TWIYpod: I thought my son was going through his old press clippings of the Tribune and shit.
Doco: Yeah
TWIYpod: Like, I thought he was talking about himself.
Doco: Go start sending this as clues
TWIYpod: you're gonna pull out You gonna pull out the scrapbook with all the newspaper clippings and shit?
Doco: Yeah, no
Lovelace: That's hilarious.
Doco: Remember he did that already?
TWIYpod: Hey, I want y 'all to know Y 'all look like a serial killer when y 'all do that. All y 'all former athletes that tore your ACL in the homecoming game your junior year, you never played again.
Doco: Yes. Yes. Mm -hmm. Mm hmm.
TWIYpod: You look nuts when you sit down and open up that scrapbook at Big Mama House.
Doco: Mm hmm.
Doco: Yep.
TWIYpod: And it's got all the newspaper clippings.
Doco: No, it's at their house.
Lovelace: Mm.
Doco: it's It's in the man cave, bro.
TWIYpod: Oh that's even worse.
Doco: Niggas still got their trophies.
TWIYpod: That's okay. Because what are you going to do?
Doco: Nah, grow up.
TWIYpod: You going to throw them away?
Doco: You gotta to grow up at some point. but
Lovelace: I think the only thing I got is my jerseys.
Doco: No, just put them in a box and put them in the attic. It's over
TWIYpod: Who hurt you, bro?
Lovelace: i think I think I only still got my jerseys. I don't got no trophies in in here.
Doco: Why do you still have your jerseys?
Lovelace: Whoa First of all, they're framed, so relax.
Doco: oh yeah journey You know it.
Lovelace: second five
TWIYpod: Oh. Rich nigga.
Doco: oh he bernie
Lovelace: Yeah.
TWIYpod: Yeah.
Lovelace: yeah
TWIYpod: And you vote
Doco: Having your high school jerseys framed is sick.
TWIYpod: Oh, yeah.
Lovelace: I didn't frame him.
TWIYpod: Why? Why is that sick?
Doco: Did you win a state championship?
Lovelace: No.
Doco: Did you set a record in New Jersey?
Lovelace: See you later. Did I set a record? Yes.
Doco: You got the school record or the state record?
Lovelace: state.
Doco: Fair enough. That's the jersey you hang.
Lovelace: Interception return, maybe.
Doco: That's the jersey you hang respect but not all three of them shits need to be hung
Lovelace: bo
TWIYpod: Wait, just one?
Doco: Yeah, exactly.
Lovelace: What?
Doco: Exactly, Scully.
TWIYpod: Ha!
Doco: Exactly, s Scully. Yeah.
TWIYpod: No, it's just one interception return. That's a record at your school?
Lovelace: No, no, no. The ya pi yard one on one hundred eighty yards.
Doco: a
TWIYpod: yeah
Lovelace: 108 yards. Chill out. 108 yards.
TWIYpod: Oh we got Ed Reed on the pod tonight ladies and gentlemen.
Doco: HUUUUUUUUUU Okay.
TWIYpod: Shout out to Ed Reed. We got Ed Reed.
Doco: Okay.
TWIYpod: Dread Reed. We got Dread Reed in the... No.
Lovelace: I love it.
TWIYpod: No.
Doco: Not as funny
TWIYpod: What the fuck? i can't believe that's a record one joel i mean hundred
Doco: I don't believe it. He he's gonna have to show us
TWIYpod: What?
Doco: He's gotta to show us. I don't believe it.
Doco: I'll believe it. I got the sack record, too So.
TWIYpod: No, because you know what? He's got to keep the press clippings in the jersey.
Doco: Nah, bro, he's about to pull it up right now. You know he is. Sicko.
TWIYpod: He's got he's got
Doco: You got that shit. Screenshot it.
TWIYpod: He's got the jersey in a nice frame, like a shadow box frame with, you know, black lacquer. Probably got like a little name played on honey a 180 -yard return on this date. And he's got to keep shit like that because...
TWIYpod: We in the tech era now. Your kids is going to be watching stuff on YouTube, and they're going to be like, oh, they didn't have YouTube back then? like That's what your kids are going to say when they walk past this jersey, that you're going to have to go buy a special light to shine on this jersey like it's a piece of art.
Doco: I mean, but but we believe
Lovelace: on any occasion.
Doco: The things that happened before us with no internet
TWIYpod: No we don't. We was just up here last week shitting on the moon landing.
Doco: I mean because that's
Lovelace: yeah
Doco: obviously That obviously didn't happen.
TWIYpod: Clearly it didn't. No.
Doco: That just obviously didn't happen
TWIYpod: without We both know what can happen.
Doco: But we believe cliff Christopher Columbus. Came over here. You know?
TWIYpod: Yeah, but
Doco: We believe.
TWIYpod: Some got lost, though.
Doco: The events of like.
Lovelace: and snatched They snatched that day back from him. They they snatched that back.
TWIYpod: Yeah, and they never talk about Sun getting lost. like
Doco: You do.
TWIYpod: He wasn't even aiming for the States. He was aiming for like.
Doco: That's true
TWIYpod: Ecuador or some shit. He was supposed to go to El Salvador.
Doco: Mhm.
TWIYpod: He was just like, oh shit, it's brown people over here.
Doco: Cuba.
TWIYpod: I was aiming for brown people. We won. Him and Amerigos Vespucci.
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: They landed in Florida or wherever they landed. and Shipping wild ever since. Yo, y 'all want some blankets?
Doco: It didn't start that way initially. But yeah.
TWIYpod: What you mean it didn't start that way? They was eating leather on the boat.
Doco: They didn't come off the boat giving niggas blankets.
TWIYpod: No, they didn't. Well, they was eating leather on the boat. So they was going to eat the first brown or black person they seen when they got off the boat because they was lost.
Doco: Yes.
Doco: I agree.
TWIYpod: You know what that's like gang. I want you to put your wallet in your mouth.
TWIYpod: For two minutes. and just sit and think about like yo you on a boat you mad seasick Yes.
Doco: Or if you don't want to link you eat your wallet, just lick your girl's ass. She'd been at work all day.
TWIYpod: That do not taste like leather. That tastes like... Okay. Tastes like a great time, depending on her anxiety levels.
Lovelace: Oh shit.
Doco: After she's been at work all day?
TWIYpod: dependent on her. If she got anxiety, it might taste a little, you know
Doco: You are a sick part.
TWIYpod: I ah grew up hard. I grew up hard.
Doco: Not that hard, bro. Not that hard bro
Lovelace: Oh shit.
TWIYpod: Now, shorty got anxiety.
Lovelace: That's an international in him.
TWIYpod: If shorty got anxiety you gonna taste something different every time because Those levels, those levels dictate a lot. Shorty's got the inner sweat. She got the outer sweat.
TWIYpod: Listen, don't let her be autistic too. Oh my God.
Doco: Alright, we can move on.
Lovelace: All right.
Doco: Alright.
TWIYpod: So.
Doco: Alright. Alright.
TWIYpod: Oh, wait.
Doco: Alright.
TWIYpod: Oh, y 'all above the all.
Doco: Alright.
TWIYpod: Hey, get your little tism twang.
Lovelace: Hey, I don't i don't know nothing about that, bro.
TWIYpod: Missing out.
Lovelace: I guess that's a side of the motion.
TWIYpod: I watched Shorty.
Lovelace: That I didn't experience
Doco: Blaze, I'm willing to bet both of y 'all are autistic.
TWIYpod: I watched.
TWIYpod: I watched Shorty sit on the edge of the bed and organize Albany's gummy bears by flavor.
Lovelace: come
Doco: Yes. We for sure are.
TWIYpod: And she highlighted that she was missing a flavor. And I know that young lady got that tism.
Doco: See, not everything is tism, but that's some tism.
TWIYpod: that strong. is...
Doco: For sure.
TWIYpod: TISM is like The Force now. It's like Star Wars with The Force. Like, oh, the TISM's strong with this one. Like, tism is just like the force. You can go light.
TWIYpod: and be a Jedi with your tism, and you can change the world like Steve Jobs and shit. Or...
Doco: No.
TWIYpod: You can go into the darkness and you can change the world in a different way, like Zuckerberg.
Doco: Well...
TWIYpod: You got to pick your battles.
Doco: That's notism, though. That's notism.
TWIYpod: All right. Zuck?
Doco: Nah, that's not his.
TWIYpod: Yo.
Lovelace: Them was called fucking flip -flops Eh.
Doco: Mm -mm.
Lovelace: And no remorse.
Doco: Zacatism. Mm -mm.
Lovelace: And no remorse.
TWIYpod: You can. You can tell by some haircut he got that strong. He a black belt.
Doco: o
TWIYpod: and He a black belt in tism.
Doco: Now that's a little hat
TWIYpod: yeah He's not Jewish.
Lovelace: Hmm.
Doco: ah
TWIYpod: That is little hat behavior. That's a costume.
Doco: yeah I mean... Come on, man.
TWIYpod: That's a cost efficient haircut, but that's.
Doco: I mean...
Lovelace: That's crazy.
TWIYpod: that He's not Zuckerberg.
Lovelace: Hey, no. He is Jewish. he's He's born Jewish. Born a Jewish parent.
Doco: What the fuck are we talking about?
Lovelace: the English. Yeah.
Doco: That's Little Hat, bro.
Lovelace: he
TWIYpod: What the...
Lovelace: Zuckerberg, that shit gave it away.
Doco: He's just a little hat nerd.
TWIYpod: I thought something was a crowd.
Doco: Bro come on man
TWIYpod: i thought i I thought he was on that brat.
Doco: come on man
TWIYpod: I thought he was on that brat worse. I thought he was.
Lovelace: And his peoples are Austrian, German. and Polish.
Doco: That like come on bro
TWIYpod: Dang.
Lovelace: Always Woods.
TWIYpod: Okay.
Lovelace: yeah
Doco: Come on, bro.
TWIYpod: Never broke again. Never broke again.
Lovelace: ah
Doco: You think he would make a diss song about his BM?
TWIYpod: Hell yeah. He made Facebook a...
Lovelace: She Chinese, though. Hold on.
TWIYpod: He made Facebook about a chick that wouldn't date him.
Lovelace: means.
TWIYpod: He made a whole social media platform because Shorty said. Yo, have fun with your video game or whatever you build. And that nigga left.
TWIYpod: And he was he was drunk with revenge. We gotta grow bigger
Lovelace: Bruh.
TWIYpod: Pause. Like, Zuck was cute.
Doco: Some of the greatest things come out of spite. No bullshit.
Lovelace: Can I ask a quick question though?
TWIYpod: Peace.
Doco: What?
Lovelace: If y 'all was on campus with Zuck. When he made Face Mash. Y 'all would have been on there using it, right?
Doco: I think so, yeah
TWIYpod: 100%. Well, I know, because I had... i had motion at that age i might not even have been near ah a computer because i had motion you feel me
Doco: God, bro. Wait.
Lovelace: 2003.
Doco: Please.
Lovelace: How was you 2003?
TWIYpod: i was I was getting. I was getting bitches, you know what I'm saying?
Doco: Please bro Please. Please.
TWIYpod: No, that's what the hood niggas.
Lovelace: You was what, 19?
Doco: Please.
Lovelace: What was you, 19?
TWIYpod: That's what those niggas say every time you talk about Dragon Ball Z. He's like, man, I wasn't watching Pokemon.
Doco: so
TWIYpod: I was getting bitchy.
Doco: is Is that the reason why you had a stroke?
TWIYpod: Because I was getting bitches? Nah.
Doco: Because you had too much motion?
TWIYpod: I know.
Lovelace: yeah
TWIYpod: No, I had a hole in my heart. i mean maybe
Lovelace: Oh, shit. This nigga Delco is the good duco it's crazy.
TWIYpod: Maybe that was caused by...
Doco: Maybe if you would have set your ass down somewhere, where you would...
TWIYpod: I had to watch it.
Lovelace: There's a whole episode about that, man.
Doco: you know.
TWIYpod: I had too much motion as an embryo.
Doco: That's why for that that's why I didn't feel like I was flagrant talking about it because you know, that's documented on Mike
TWIYpod: I had too much motion.
Doco: You know, when he was doing his... ah Car podcast.
TWIYpod: good That wasn't a car pod. That was in the crib.
Lovelace: o
Doco: Okay, okay.
TWIYpod: i was I was free back then. Give us free.
Doco: Bro, that's fucking hilarious every once in a while. I think about when I said Did you ever like? Talk about talk to your neighbors about what she was doing in the car because they definitely thought she's just in there talking to yourself they you Like.
Doco: for hours. I think about that shit every once in a while But. We were talking about this though. And who sent you a bell? When y 'all admire the love that I show Remy I'm just saying.
Doco: I think... Hold on. We're gonna keep going. Oh! This all might have got him in trouble. We're going to... We're gonna talk over so we don't get in trouble. This? is fair to me. saying we relationship goals. Lace, you know this shit.
Doco: was like a you No way you noticed it.
Lovelace: It's the photo. It's the flow.
Doco: Nah, that's sick. The fact that you know the words is sick. But...
Lovelace: Yup.
Doco: I think Will Smith should have made one.
Lovelace: Y 'all brought it.
Doco: Did you just take your kid - Did you just take yourself off the camera?
Doco: You are a sick man. That's funny as hell. But I think Will Smith should have made one too.
TWIYpod: Nah, the last thing I want is more Will Smith raps.
Lovelace: Mm.
Doco: That is a Will Smith rap.
TWIYpod: Nah, that shit was like a haiku. That shit was like... one of them english projects where you had to make a poem like that's what that was jezebel Did you get the zone?
Doco: That's a Will Smith rap.
Doco: Oh you felt that?
Lovelace: That's Scully's favorite part.
TWIYpod: like
TWIYpod: Is she?
TWIYpod: It's just something I can relate to.
Doco: You still sending?
TWIYpod: Nah, I'm good.
Doco: Like. To your - child's mom.
TWIYpod: Nah. Automatic deduction.
Doco: Like she'll never call you for nothing
TWIYpod: No, she does frequently.
Doco: That's what I'm saying, nigga.
Lovelace: mm -hmm
TWIYpod: Yeah, but I don't send it to her. I send it to the baby.
Doco: I mean to her. Do y 'all have a You know, you or not, hell no. You should just get that mandatory.
TWIYpod: She gets the mandatory, but if she hit me and say... This is needed. This is needed.
Doco: You could. She could.
TWIYpod: then yeah, always.
Doco: Okay.
TWIYpod: That's the mother of my child.
Doco: So what? Was there like a period where she couldn't?
TWIYpod: All right.
Doco: like was you bitter about it too for a little bit or
TWIYpod: ah It's...
Doco: This is bro. We are honest podcast here.
TWIYpod: it's
Doco: Sorry
TWIYpod: it's not It's not bitter.
Lovelace: How's that?
TWIYpod: It is court mandated that anything you do outside of the order is considered a gift.
Doco: Right. So...
TWIYpod: So if you would like something more... In the beginning, I was redirecting that person to... Go through the proper channels.
Doco: There we go. That's what I'm asking. there Was it so easy at first?
TWIYpod: He stings trash can. Or...
Doco: Yeah, was it so easy at first?
TWIYpod: No.
Doco: Right, that's what I'm asking.
TWIYpod: no Well, because there's a hustle.
Doco: Bro, because cause let's be honest, bro. i Listen. I am one for one. However, Depending on how things ended nigga This girl is taking me through the ringer Okay?
Doco: That's just a true thing. That's just a fact.
TWIYpod: So... here's the hustle in it because You can go to court and they can say, yo. I got health insurance don't need his health insurance.
Doco: and
TWIYpod: So that means you got to pay more money out of pocket because you're not covering things like health insurance.
Doco: But I only made 20 grand on paper.
TWIYpod: That's perfectly fine. Hey, listen, that doesn't help you. Trust me Saying that you make less money doesn't help you in child support court.
Doco: That's crazy.
TWIYpod: But let's say that they initially say, we don't need your health insurance. So they get more bread.
Doco: I make 10.
TWIYpod: So they don't need your health insurance. So they get more bread. Two years later, they say, yo. I need you to put the baby on your health insurance.
Lovelace: oh
TWIYpod: I can't do that. That needs to be court ordered because my money needs to go down as a result of me paying health insurance every two weeks.
Doco: What?
Lovelace: Right, though.
TWIYpod: But now you're an asshole if you don't put health insurance on your kid. So you put the health insurance on your kid, you request a reavow of whatever fucking money, they see you six months later. and they give you credit for it and they take it out of what you're supposed to mandatorily pay every two weeks.
TWIYpod: Are you going to do that every other year when she flip -flop and say, take her off your health insurance, I'll put her on mine?
Doco: Yes.
TWIYpod: And then two years later, hey, put it back on your health insurance.
Doco: Yes.
TWIYpod: I ain't got it in me, gang. It's so much paperwork they need.
Doco: Because every other year I get the claimer on my taxes
TWIYpod: and um' i don't No, you never get to claim them on your taxes.
Doco: Or... Shit, I'm paying for cheese.
TWIYpod: You never get to claim that non -custodial child on your taxes in the year that you think you outsmarted the room and you do it. She claimed her too.
TWIYpod: And now the IRS is auditing.
Lovelace: o
TWIYpod: Both of you.
Lovelace: Yup.
Doco: Yeah, but I had her 50 % of the year.
TWIYpod: So whatever money Whatever money you got.
Lovelace: I'm looking for some ladyfingers.
TWIYpod: Mm -mm.
Lovelace: but
Doco: no
TWIYpod: Mm -mm, voila.
Doco: So you never, and if I'm too doing too much, we can move on.
TWIYpod: Never.
Doco: but You never ever got to.
TWIYpod: Never.
Doco: Wow, that's Crazy.
TWIYpod: ever.
Doco: That's fucking nuts.
TWIYpod: Never.
Doco: See, I couldn't do that.
TWIYpod: Never.
Doco: I'm not gonna lie.
TWIYpod: Never.
Doco: I couldn't do that.
TWIYpod: Never. And that sure hurts, gang. That shit hurts.
Doco: Yeah!
TWIYpod: because... You get child support. Child support is tax -free.
Lovelace: mm -hmm
TWIYpod: It's drug money.
Doco: Yeah. Yeah.
TWIYpod: So that means you're getting...
Lovelace: What's crazy is you could count it as income though. When you're trying to get that. get that loan, you can count it as income.
TWIYpod: Yeah.
Doco: Because it is Inco.
TWIYpod: it's
TWIYpod: it's drug It's drug money, gang.
Doco: It is. It's incoming to my house, motherfucker.
TWIYpod: Me.
Doco: I mean, I don't...
TWIYpod: You get to say that 20.
Doco: What else to tell you?
TWIYpod: You get to say that 20 a year every year is income. for something that benefits you like a loan for a car loan for a house mortgage payment whatever
Doco: Yeah
TWIYpod: But when it comes down to paying Uncle Sam. I got to pay the taxes on the money that I never saw. You got to take the money, use the money, spend the money, and you don't have to pay taxes for it.
Doco: Hm?
TWIYpod: Cash?
Doco: Yeah, I mean I'm um I'm also...
TWIYpod: That shit nuts.
Doco: I'm the mother of your child. i pop you know the greatest gift ever out to you and you should want me to be comfortable
Lovelace: o
TWIYpod: And if I miss a payment. They charged me interest on the missed payment. but they don't pay you the money. So why am I paying interest on it?
Doco: Now the part The part that I don't...
TWIYpod: Why am I paying interest on money that you never paid out to the person that needs it?
Doco: The part that I don't understand... is Putting people in jail. Or. missed payments, back payments, whatever.
TWIYpod: No, that's not.
Doco: That's the part I don't understand.
TWIYpod: as of That's a vibe, though. That's a vibe.
Doco: But no, here's the thing because The child still goes.
Lovelace: yeah
TWIYpod: I'm not gonna front.
Doco: without
TWIYpod: Even more, yeah. if you touch
Doco: If I'm in jail, I'm definitely not making no fucking money.
TWIYpod: If you thought you wasn't getting no money now wait until they lock me up in the pokey for not paying
Doco: So.
Doco: Yeah, that makes that part makes no sense to me. That makes no fucking sense.
TWIYpod: Or...
Doco: There has to be some type of other punishment.
TWIYpod: You take away my license. I think that's even more. intuitive of thought, because why would you take them?
Doco: Take away my license or
TWIYpod: now Now I can't go to work.
Doco: Make me fuckin'...
TWIYpod: okay
Lovelace: oh
Doco: Do a sobriety test even. You know like
TWIYpod: I can't go to work without a driver's license, gang.
Doco: Now you can take the bus.
TWIYpod: the bus The bus don't get you everywhere you need to go.
Doco: And nowadays niggas, Uber, Lyft, Waymo. Uh...
TWIYpod: So. So more expenses on my behalf, just so I can give.
Doco: Electric scooter nigga.
Lovelace: Mm -hmm.
Doco: Go buy one of them electric scooters. You'll get there.
TWIYpod: More expenses on my behalf.
Lovelace: Hey them niggas do be on the scooters. Or the electric bike.
TWIYpod: Just so I can give you your money.
Lovelace: Get the electric bike.
Doco: Them electric bikes? Yeah, there's way more options today. though I feel like taking a a license away is a way better idea. and put me in prison. For sure.
TWIYpod: Now, take...
Doco: Putting anyone in prison.
TWIYpod: Take my passport away. Because I shouldn't be traveling out of the country.
Doco: Your broadcast ain't going nowhere anyways.
TWIYpod: Right. So take my passport away, but don't take away.
Lovelace: Thank you.
Doco: Why the fuck you need to -
TWIYpod: Don't take away my ability to drive because what if I was door dashing so that I could get you your money? If you take away my license, now I can't door dash to get you your money.
Doco: So. If you had the opportunity. Not. personal to these circumstances you live today. Would you make a diss song towards your B .O.?
Doco: I'm saying yes.
TWIYpod: I would want to.
Doco: No hook. No hook either. na
TWIYpod: If I could make the joint... And just play it for myself, like in my own headphones. Yeah.
Doco: No, I'm putting it out.
TWIYpod: Yeah.
Doco: I'm just I'm not doing a music video
TWIYpod: but
TWIYpod: If I'm going to put it out, I'm going to do the music.
Doco: I'm not doing a music video.
TWIYpod: Now if I put it out, I'm doing a music video.
Doco: I'm giving her 56 bars like dirt.
TWIYpod: I'm bringing back the turtleneck sweater that Carl Thomas had on and I wish I never met her.
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: i'm bringing I'm bringing that hoe back. i If I'm going to do the song and put it out, I need a music video.
Doco: Hello!
Lovelace: No.
Doco: earth oh
TWIYpod: You got to catch this drip.
Doco: Nah. nah
TWIYpod: You gotta to catch this drip. You gotta see me dancing in the rain in slow motion. Like Ray J in One Wish.
Lovelace: yeah
TWIYpod: Like, you got to catch these emotions behind. The diss track I'm making towards my BM. Yeah.
Doco: You can't do it. You can't. because here now the music video can be interpreted You know what I mean? like 1. Pat Poose looked a little more sad to me than I thought he would.
Doco: You know what I mean. Bye. He does to me after the video heat he does I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.
TWIYpod: What's sad about making a diss track towards your BM?
Doco: um the angles
TWIYpod: She made one towards him, by the way. She made one towards him.
Doco: The angles was bad, though. like the angles
TWIYpod: Oh, you're just talking about the...
Doco: You know, like.
TWIYpod: the the
Doco: the visual aspect of it Yes.
TWIYpod: The camera works. Okay.
Doco: Literally, I think the the yeah that was a good idea. The video wasn't a good idea. to me. At all.
TWIYpod: It was on brand. I think that video probably looks in the same vein like any other Papoose. shot and directed music video like It's on brand.
TWIYpod: It's a low budget drone.
Lovelace: mid
TWIYpod: And he's asking the important questions. Did you get this out?
Lovelace: No, let's talk about
TWIYpod: Did you get...
Doco: I think we know the answer to that.
TWIYpod: the them
Lovelace: Let's talk about the daughter not being able to reach the mother. That's the big point. of it man. your daughter trying to
TWIYpod: but
Lovelace: Reach out to you. And you out here gallivanting. Wait. What daddy's looking like?
TWIYpod: Oh! Why is that such a big deal that your kid can't reach you?
Lovelace: Oh my God.
TWIYpod: Why is that subject big deal?
Doco: I don't know
TWIYpod: Like, I left you with a responsible parent. I ain't leave you with my mom. I ain't leave you with my my sister, my brother. I left you with my co -parent.
Doco: I didn't leave you with your brother, that's the shooter
Lovelace: let Let's just have fun here. Let's just say. that this was like multiple days of trying to reach The mother.
TWIYpod: Word.
Lovelace: who currently looks like she on that booger sugar.
TWIYpod: She's having a good time living her life. She left the baby.
Lovelace: speaking for For the time she missed during that dig.
TWIYpod: too
Lovelace: That's what it got to be. she ah She heard Drake hoe phase and she was like.
TWIYpod: Need that.
Lovelace: Yeah.
TWIYpod: Own that. Own that. Might shoot another motherfucker too.
Lovelace: Oh my goodness.
TWIYpod: But I don't see nothing wrong with being. unreachable from your co -parent. If your kid is with the co -parent, because if any emergency happens and you can't handle it, maybe I shouldn't leave my kid in your care anymore.
Lovelace: Daughter just missed her mom, man
Doco: Yeah, but not, I mean. Not every parent is equipped for all situations.
TWIYpod: If that young lady was having her first period and Remy was unavailable. And Remy's the only one that can help her get through this process.
TWIYpod: i maybe Maybe I feel something.
Doco: h
TWIYpod: but
Doco: hu
TWIYpod: In short, he's just calling mom to call mom. I know what that is. Your daddy told you to call your mama because your daddy want to know where your mama at and who your mama with.
Doco: Nah, that's hate. That's hate.
TWIYpod: Yes. That's co -parenting bullshit.
Doco: That's hate.
TWIYpod: Let me tell you.
Doco: That's eight.
TWIYpod: and y'all
Lovelace: Yes, you're playing good.
TWIYpod: y 'all can't relate to that absolutely not i don't care what you're doing
Lovelace: I'm just saying.
TWIYpod: I hadn't care.
Doco: She would say things like, hey, Mr. Black. That's hate.
TWIYpod: Listen, when the...
Doco: This is our fate. Instead of.
TWIYpod: When the baby is in my care, I don't care what the fuck you're doing with your life. Please, go live your life to the fullest, because when she's not in my care, I'm doing the same.
Doco: true
TWIYpod: But...
Lovelace: Unledgingly.
TWIYpod: No, not let I'm living my life when that baby's not with me.
Lovelace: Oh. Bye.
TWIYpod: When that young lady's not in my care, I'm...
Lovelace: Annyeong.
TWIYpod: Having the most fun I've ever had in my life as a person at camp without their child next to them.
Doco: Because it's deep. it
Doco: Like, because it's deep. It went way longer and deeper than it should have.
TWIYpod: But those... Those are co -parenting tricks, just like... just like your bm sending your kid to you with some clothes that's trash or clothes that don't fit.
Doco: See nah, bro
TWIYpod: So you got to go buy some clothes. And then when you go buy some clothes and you send them back to Shorty, you never see these clothes again.
Doco: Yeah, send the kid back in the clothes that she sent them to you in.
TWIYpod: So now...
TWIYpod: that's it Now you're playing that game. Now your kid is looking like a bomb on the trend on the transition.
Doco: But where did this start though? Where does that start?
TWIYpod: As soon as y 'all figure out. As soon as y 'all figure out custody time. As soon as y 'all figure that out.
Doco: That's fucking crazy man.
TWIYpod: As soon as y 'all figure that out, your co -parent will start acting funny.
Doco: That's so crazy.
TWIYpod: Don't, don't. Don't bring nobody around your kid without telling your co -parent that it's gonna happen. And your co -parent. That young lady will bring anybody around your kid and it's none of your business.
Lovelace: ah
TWIYpod: But you can't bring anybody you date around your kid because I don't know that bitch.
Lovelace: it hate me
TWIYpod: And black women will say, my kids don't date who I date, which sounds great in theory.
Doco: like
Lovelace: Yep.
TWIYpod: But your kid didn't have five uncles this year. And it's in this September. Your kid done have five uncles. The maintenance man been over there. It's it's some shit, gang.
Lovelace: So...
TWIYpod: Doko's so traumatic.
Lovelace: Would you say?
TWIYpod: He had to turn his camera off.
Doco: I can't be on screen for this.
TWIYpod: that'
Doco: No, no.
Lovelace: So with.
Doco: As the person who's married to the white girl, I can't comment on this subject.
Lovelace: So would you say...
TWIYpod: all right
Lovelace: It was like an episode of Shameless.
TWIYpod: No.
Lovelace: They think you're crazy
Doco: i can't I just can't comment on that segment.
Lovelace: Was it like an episode of Shameless? like You just... She got the Gallagher household going on. folks in and out that house. Hmm.
TWIYpod: You gotta trust you gotta trust you gotta trust the person you had kids with
Lovelace: Yeah.
TWIYpod: And.
Doco: No Oh!
TWIYpod: and
Doco: I thought...
TWIYpod: As a man. As a man, you have to trust the person. I said as a man, not as a woman, because the woman will tell you, I don't know that bitch.
Doco: I mean, apparently as a man, we can't wear fucking sandals to the store up the street either. So. you know There's a lot of things as a man that we can't do.
TWIYpod: Wow. And why would you wear sandals to the store up the street, doko?
Doco: Cuz it's the fucking corner store, bro, and nothing's gonna happen to me
TWIYpod: So you got.
Lovelace: I ain't gonna lie. I've always been against thong sandals. so
TWIYpod: Facts.
Lovelace: I support.
Doco: I don't wear thong sandals to begin with.
Lovelace: I always been against those.
Doco: Nice slides pair of socks. So if I need to get busy, I can't flick the the slides off and I still got on shot. We good. but
Lovelace: So where's Sandals?
TWIYpod: The grip on that.
Lovelace: you You talk like the... the unk sandals
Doco: There was no there was no specificity on the type of sandal it was just Sandals.
Lovelace: happy
Doco: It was niggas can't leave the house without shoe. Without. Uh... Shoot, uh, don't know. Fighting. Attire on your feet.
TWIYpod: Yeah, I feel that
Lovelace: I didn't see that. to it understand.
TWIYpod: I feel that. I support that.
Doco: TO THE STORM? I'm just gonna - the stream!
TWIYpod: I support that.
Doco: Man.
Lovelace: Meh.
TWIYpod: A supermercat.
Lovelace: um always Always protect me when they time out.
Doco: That's what I'm saying. I will shoot you.
Lovelace: i
TWIYpod: I forgot who I was on about. Hey, don't go, Hanson.
Doco: Like, what are we talking about?
TWIYpod: don't go ahead and threaten to shoot somebody in like three months
Doco: It's been a while.
TWIYpod: It's been a while.
Doco: Wow, but I mean Come on, I'm not... I'm wearing sandals.
Lovelace: Right.
Doco: I'm wearing sandals. Your shoes ain't gonna help you.
TWIYpod: But... But can you get to your you concealed drone and in your stance with the sandals on in ah in a sturdy time?
Doco: Well... 100%. 100%. Nigga, I will fall back like Max Payne if I need to
TWIYpod: oh brender Oh, brother.
Doco: No problem.
Lovelace: yeah
TWIYpod: brother.
Doco: No problem.
TWIYpod: All right, we got a lioness up in here. We got we got Jack Reacher on the pod with us tonight.
Doco: No!
TWIYpod: we got
Doco: No. I'm just imagining a scenario where you're trying to hurry up and get to it. You stumble a little bit on your feet. Nigga, I'm still... Trust me. Yes? We're good. In all situations.
Lovelace: Hey, I'm a give.
TWIYpod: I know. I don't know.
Lovelace: I'm going to give you warrant one warning.
TWIYpod: i i
Doco: just you Just know you come here with me, you safe, bro.
Lovelace: Don't. That's me. Go. dont Touch me.
Doco: I'm saying I'm gonna keep you say yeah, I'm gonna show you the the motion that I have You safe, bro.
TWIYpod: Lace said don't touch me. I don't. I don't think they're doing that in Atlanta. I don't think they're getting like that close to you in Atlanta.
Doco: Not at all.
Lovelace: Nah them niggas
Doco: And it's four of them, nigga.
Lovelace: You niggas get close.
TWIYpod: I mean, if they do, then what can...
Doco: You ain't doing nothing about four of them
TWIYpod: The weapons are already drawn.
Doco: And it's a big -ass Drake.
Lovelace: Yeah.
Doco: Something stupid.
TWIYpod: Nah, so y 'all wouldn't make the songs to your bms to you to your to your wives?
Doco: I would.
TWIYpod: Like, let's say y 'all was just, it's some static in the house.
Doco: Yes.
TWIYpod: You're going through a trial separation.
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: Let's make a diss song. Let's make a diss pod. You know, like, let's let's get on the let's get on the pod.
Lovelace: I wouldn't do anything that's gold. Moves me a chance at custody, okay? I don't care.
TWIYpod: Yo, you could flourish
Doco: That ain't gonna lose you no chance at custody.
TWIYpod: You could flourish so much without custody.
Doco: Well see that's the subject we're not getting into I'm not no
TWIYpod: custody is overrated can somebody say it I need another like -minded person on the pod.
Doco: but no one
Lovelace: Nigga!
Doco: Whatever you into you go do that you go do you my brother but but
Lovelace: AHH! I know. Mm -mm.
Doco: Whatever you into, Scully. Because no fucking thank you. No thank you. Uh -uh. mm -hmm But I would make the song, though. See I don't I don't fear that it would put me in a ah custody situation.
Doco: Dependent on how hard I went on the song I guess
TWIYpod: Would you?
Lovelace: Well, he said, if you're separated, he said, and you said, if you separate, that's what I'm saying.
Doco: I wish I made music right now. I do that shit right now.
TWIYpod: Just do it on the pod.
Doco: No no no.
TWIYpod: let youra Let your heart bleed on the podcast.
Doco: No, no, no.
Doco: Nah nah nah nah. I don't know.
TWIYpod: That's just like a song.
Doco: La, la, la, la.
TWIYpod: It's just 60 minutes.
Doco: and
TWIYpod: I'll give you...
Doco: We can't do that.
TWIYpod: Giving your BM or your ex -wife 60 minutes on the pod. Sounds. That sounds like a lot of hurt. I'm not gonna lie to you
Doco: Sounds fun, but it doesn't sound like you'd end. and and then a good situation. Like air not your shit for real for real On the podcast. Like the for real shit And then thinking you're just going to go to sleep that night.
Doco: Okay? I mean, that night maybe, but not when it airs.
TWIYpod: I just... I just sleep like a baby.
Lovelace: Not when it is.
TWIYpod: I sleep like a baby.
Doco: Not when it airs, bro, because no. Noob.
TWIYpod: Nah, because they do the same thing in their group chat. It's just it don't they group chat just don't come on Apple Podcasts.
Doco: Yeah, it's not too
TWIYpod: or Or Spotify.
Doco: random people though. That's the problem.
TWIYpod: It do be the random people.
Doco: It's a control group.
TWIYpod: Yo, know hurt your queen's feelings and watch how she be in the phone talking to people she ain't talked to in months.
Doco: Now that's yes
TWIYpod: Hey, how you doing?
Lovelace: oh
TWIYpod: Doing great. How are you doing?
Doco: I agree with that
Doco: Guess what the fuck he did?
TWIYpod: So cool. Don't go piss me off again. And then next thing you know, now she in a group chat rekindling with somebody she hardly talked to. That's only getting your lowlights when you do the cool shit These randos never get the highlights. They just get your lowest lights.
Doco: Amen. I feel bad for y 'all don't experience that.
TWIYpod: Because you keep them locked away in the middle of nowhere in the house with no access.
Lovelace: yeah
TWIYpod: to the internet, so I guess.
Lovelace: Mm.
TWIYpod: i guess i guess I guess so.
Lovelace: Mm.
Doco: well
TWIYpod: I guess so. I guess so sir.
Doco: You know coming from the guy that follows my wife on all social media.
TWIYpod: we ah ah ah ah ah
Doco: That's a weird thing for you to say it's a very weird thing for you to say
Lovelace: Oh shit.
Doco: You know?
TWIYpod: Oh. Oh brother.
Lovelace: What do you mean by that?
Doco: Have a good one. You know what I mean
TWIYpod: um
Lovelace: africa
TWIYpod: Why do you make it sound nefarious, Lace? Like you do it too.
Doco: Yeah! Yeah, yeah
TWIYpod: Like Lace, you do too.
Doco: Yeah.
Lovelace: Uh -uh.
Doco: i'm Speaking of marriage, though, you know, and.
Lovelace: i don't
Doco: Airing things out. Would y 'all do a...
TWIYpod: Wow, so you don't lace?
Doco: ah
TWIYpod: Hold on, what?
Lovelace: i Do not I do not
Doco: We don't have to we don't have to we don't have to go down this rabbit hole, that's okay
Lovelace: never I never got permission for that, so I didn't.
TWIYpod: oh
Doco: I've sent you her social media, which It is pseudo -permission to me, but...
TWIYpod: Wow.
Doco: Whatever.
Lovelace: Mm -mm.
Doco: I don't know.
TWIYpod: So I'm I'm I'm top
Doco: I respect it.
Lovelace: Mm -mm.
TWIYpod: I'm topping the friend group ranking is what Doco is telling me.
Lovelace: And then.
Lovelace: you
TWIYpod: I'm topping the friend group ranking.
Doco: That might be... the way you want to view it.
TWIYpod: I'll take what I can get.
Doco: That's acceptable.
TWIYpod: LSU is coming back.
Doco: Would you um Would you do a sham marriage for money?
TWIYpod: Yeah. Again?
Lovelace: Like Angela Yee.
TWIYpod: Are you saying... Are you saying again? Or like...
TWIYpod: Y 'all know I married that lady so she can get citizenship a million years ago.
Doco: No, I didn't know that
TWIYpod: We've potted about this.
Doco: I didn't know that
TWIYpod: Alright. Maybe I'm hot.
Doco: I wasn't aware.
TWIYpod: Maybe I pop more than I remember, but yeah.
Doco: and It wasn't this podcast.
Lovelace: you
TWIYpod: Ah. I would do that again. I will do that again. The laws are a little bit more strict this go around.
Doco: Was it profitable?
TWIYpod: Yeah, very
Doco: Were there... Do they come check on you for real for real like they say they will?
TWIYpod: Mm -hmm Yeah. Yeah, they came to the grip. A lot.
Lovelace: oh
TWIYpod: I came to the crib a lot. The problem was I wasn't there, but I had pictures in there. I had pictures of my family. I had pictures of her family. We had pictures of both families there. Shout out to.
TWIYpod: just random cookouts and taking people to random cookouts. Like, yo, this is my auntie. Take a picture real quick. Um... So, yeah, I got paid. She got her little drone. She moved on.
Doco: Allegedly. And so.
TWIYpod: Had to wait.
Doco: On GTA when you did this. um
TWIYpod: GTA.
Doco: Huh? How did... How did that... um
TWIYpod: yeah
Lovelace: Yes.
Doco: Like how did that work though? So like do you Do you have like your own crib, her own crib? you know and then You know, when it's time to... You know, do the together thing.
Lovelace: Dude, I hate... do they do like defects do they show up unannounced or do you know when they're coming
Doco: For shorter popping up unannounced like welfare nigga
TWIYpod: Yeah. Hello. They pop up on an ounce.
Doco: What you mean? they get That nigga got mailed to this house. We need to know if he lives here.
TWIYpod: it
Lovelace: o
TWIYpod: Okay. Pop up unannounced and that's exactly what they do. They be in your crib, sitting down, talking, watching y 'all interact with each other. And then they looking at your coffee table and they looking to see whose name is on that Jet Magazine subscription.
TWIYpod: Okay, so we know you live here because you get Jet Magazine here.
Doco: This coffee table only got one coaster.
Lovelace: Him it was that long ago Shit.
TWIYpod: Yeah, yeah. well i did I did this when I was still in high school when I did this.
Lovelace: ah
TWIYpod: I was 18, though.
Lovelace: Yeah, yeah.
TWIYpod: I was 18.
Lovelace: obviously obviously
TWIYpod: ah But, you know, yeah.
Doco: how many times you been married nigga
TWIYpod: she Listen. We all do some things to help people in tough times, okay? That's important.
Doco: Skull used to be a gigolo.
TWIYpod: That's important.
Doco: That's what he not telling us That's what he meant by motion He had a menu nigga
Lovelace: a
Doco: HAH!
TWIYpod: ha ha
Doco: AHH! Ah! Ah!
Lovelace: Oh shit.
Doco: Scully had a menu, nigga.
TWIYpod: you ah
Doco: I know y 'all seen that old school menu that came out before.
TWIYpod: no
Lovelace: Um...
TWIYpod: Now, don't put a menu on my jacket.
Doco: Yeah.
Lovelace: Yeah.
TWIYpod: That's nasty.
Doco: What was your gigolo name?
Lovelace: No.
Doco: Pause.
TWIYpod: Buck naked.
Doco: That okay Yeah, we can move on. Um. Lace would you do that?
TWIYpod: Girth Nowitzki.
Doco: ah that You just thought of that a couple years ago.
TWIYpod: Oh. My bad. My bad.
Doco: You wouldn't do that?
Lovelace: Nah, I'll play it.
Doco: You wouldn't have a fake marriage?
Lovelace: The football heads.
Doco: For money, nigga!
Lovelace: No no no no no
Doco: Man.
Lovelace: I don't trust them people, bruh. You're not going to catch me. You're not going to have me caught up in the scam and then you scam me on top of the scam. No.
Doco: Yeah, but you're not marrying an African.
Lovelace: Don't worry.
Doco: She not Somali.
Lovelace: We don't got that many of them down here
Doco: Oh, that's offensive? My bad. My bad.
Lovelace: We don't get that many of them out here
Doco: i'm I'm just saying, y 'all got no Somalis in Atlanta?
Lovelace: Um, We don't got that many of them.
Doco: Hmm.
Lovelace: This is a lot of Nigerians.
Doco: Okay, well...
Lovelace: um Ethiopians.
Doco: Let's just let's put it in the in the upper echelon of what ah an arranged marriage would be would probably be like a
Lovelace: no
Doco: An Arabic woman, right? her Her parents got a lot of money. Right, right, right Right? Y 'all following me? No?
Lovelace: mean if they from um if um If they from the UAE, cool.
Doco: Y 'all wouldn't do 90 Day Fiance?
Lovelace: by the month of May. Them other places is is too shaky, bro
Doco: Nigga, you would do Love Island, but you wouldn't do 90 Day Fiance?
TWIYpod: I would.
Lovelace: I wouldn't do love, I wouldn't either.
Doco: Oh, this nigga's lying.
TWIYpod: I do it. I do it.
Lovelace: I want to go around.
Doco: This nigga's lying.
Doco: I don't feel like pulling up to take.
Lovelace: you What do you want to talk about?
Doco: There.
Lovelace: I say the word nigga too much to be on that show.
TWIYpod: Yeah, he he definitely was in a group chat saying he was auditioning.
Doco: Thank you.
Lovelace: No, no, no.
TWIYpod: I don't know.
Lovelace: We used to say my love is blind. We used to say my love is blind. That's completely different.
Doco: You would do that?
Lovelace: The wife told me to do it Yeah.
Doco: Oh. Oh shit, that's dangerous. That's dangerous.
Lovelace: And that's what I'm Yeah.
TWIYpod: Open that.
Doco: She's trying to get rid of you, nigga.
Lovelace: So. I told y 'all exactly.
TWIYpod: Not touching that one. Not touching that one.
Lovelace: Hey go in there and get this Going against his mind.
Doco: if i go on any type of show like that my i'm not coming back to a home
TWIYpod: I think Lace is too controlling to be on Love is Blind. Like, out of all the joints, I think you're too controlling to be on. Because you can't, that's the joint where you never get to see the other person, right?
Lovelace: You see no you see them If y 'all connect. Connect. And then. Yeah. You go from there, you get a free vacation.
TWIYpod: Yeah, episode one, Lace is going to be like, yo. Don't let me find out you're connecting with other people.
Lovelace: Yeah.
TWIYpod: That'll... That'll be it. It'll be a violation of our trust.
Doco: Nah. nah I see it the completely opposite way. Lace is a good ah Say what UD did. here. until it's too late, person. In that situation.
Doco: For sure. He would play it right. But then he would get to the end and then... He'd be like, alright, here's your vacation. And he'd be like, I'm married.
Lovelace: Nah, the problem would be... Once we...
Doco: I'm married, actually. My bad.
Lovelace: Oh, no no, that's the that's the point that she told me to go to the show because when that bomb dropped.
Doco: You get another show?
TWIYpod: You know, this wife's trying to go viral.
Lovelace: Yeah!
TWIYpod: She's trying to go viral.
Doco: Okay. Okay, you get another show.
TWIYpod: Hope. Whole time. Old time, the girl is asking him from behind the wall. She's like, yo, so do you want kids? He's like, actually. I would like six.
Doco: Yep.
TWIYpod: Huh.
Lovelace: See you soon.
Doco: Yep.
Lovelace: yeah
Doco: I mean, you know, doesn't matter.
TWIYpod: Nah, that's geek.
Lovelace: Yeah, this shit.
TWIYpod: That's geek. i do the 90 -day fiance joint but just find me somebody that can speak
Lovelace: but
TWIYpod: Some decent English, yo, because I watched these.
Doco: Nigga, you picked the woman.
TWIYpod: Yeah, but i need she needs to speak some decent English. And she got it.
Lovelace: hey So wait wait, that's how it work they pick I thought
Doco: No.
Lovelace: I thought they'd kind of go through like whoever got casted.
Doco: No, bro, you pick the woman. like
TWIYpod: 90 Day Fiancé is like cat
Doco: this's not They're not arranged marriages.
TWIYpod: 90 Day Fiance is like catfish. But instead of...
Doco: No, it's not
TWIYpod: Hold on a second, gang.
Doco: My bad, that's my shit
TWIYpod: But it's...
Lovelace: Oh, no, that's love, that's love at first, love or marriage at first sight, or love at, something like that, right? That's the one.
Doco: Yes.
TWIYpod: Married at first sight is just random. they just assign you to somebody.
Lovelace: You know
TWIYpod: But 90 Day Fiance is like, you've been in love with somebody from a different country for mad long.
Doco: Are you trying to get them here?
TWIYpod: It gives... It gives catfish because a lot of these people have never met their other person or seen them on video chat. It's just like picture exchanges and phone calls.
TWIYpod: But then. they get to meet and now it's boom check it you got 90 days to figure this love shit out. and get married. or else they going back to their country and of course You catfished them a little bit. You ain't got the bread that you said you got. Your crib ain't popping like that.
TWIYpod: You live in the middle of nowhere, Kansas, and shorty want to see. The City. And you live in the middle of nowhere, Kansas, and ain't no city around you.
Doco: And now you got 40 credit cards maxed out trying to keep up.
TWIYpod: and So. Next. and you didn't gave shorty 40 g's and now you got to go back to
Doco: thing
Doco: You live with your mom already.
TWIYpod: You got to go back to her country and her dad won a fucking dowry.
Doco: Yep.
TWIYpod: He want. He wants seven cows.
Doco: But wait, you speaking on the negative cases though, but there there are the positive cases where...
TWIYpod: They're mainly negative.
Doco: Um. Yes, no, there's
Lovelace: I'm pessimistic, bro.
Doco: And the new seasons?
Lovelace: I'm sorry
Doco: The newer seasons are... More successful than not. The older seasons was mainly Mets.
TWIYpod: No.
Doco: The newer seasons are.
TWIYpod: When Shorty went to Somalia and he ain't had running water.
Doco: But.
TWIYpod: Shit.
Doco: But listen, there are the cases where they go. visit the person, the American goes and visits. And it is a successful situation and they get to see how they're living, right?
Lovelace: o
Doco: which is not American standard, but they still get to meet the person. that it It is the person who they think it is. you know. They still love the person the way they feel they love the person.
Doco: And now...
TWIYpod: And then...
Doco: And now I feel like I'm saving you from a...
TWIYpod: Delicious. Ultra quiet.
Doco: Fucked up situation. You really gotta come to America now.
TWIYpod: Yo, Cajun.
Doco: You don't have any running water.
TWIYpod: You mad poor over here in Ethiopia.
Doco: I need to save you. So, you know. Situations like that like Angela and Michael for example
TWIYpod: o
Doco: Real, real fat, sloppy cigarette smoking. Loud -ass white lady Fake teeth.
TWIYpod: Trailer. From the trailer.
Doco: From the Bonies. Trailer. Where ah the 49ers owner got caught. Getting his dicks up trailer. That kind of trailer.
Lovelace: Oh my God.
TWIYpod: Ohio.
Doco: And she met this African nigga named Michael.
Lovelace: I'm looking at it right now.
Doco: And she put my nigga Michael through hell. for like Five seasons, bro.
Lovelace: Nah.
TWIYpod: It was crazy.
Lovelace: and for that Wait, five seasons?
Doco: Bro.
TWIYpod: And surely... Shorty was... Married like seven times before Michael.
Doco: Yep.
TWIYpod: And she was mad gay. She hadn't been with a man in like five marriages.
Doco: My nigga was trying to get that visa, though.
TWIYpod: She was with.
Lovelace: a For all the video viewers. we gonna get better at this shit we gonna we're gonna start importing it but this is what i'm looking at This is what I'm looking at right here WHAT THE -
Doco: My dog. My nigga Michael.
TWIYpod: It yanked though. It yanked. Mike said it yanked.
Doco: Nah, hell nah. Mm -mm.
TWIYpod: Mike said it yank. Severely do.
Doco: He said it stank.
TWIYpod: Severely. Not just regular.
Lovelace: No.
Doco: He said she used to stink.
TWIYpod: Severely.
Doco: That's what he said.
TWIYpod: Now, Mike said Yang.
Lovelace: Mm -mm.
TWIYpod: that thing That thing was tuned up.
Doco: That's what he said
TWIYpod: That thing was tuned up.
Doco: ah
Lovelace: a
Doco: Yeah, that's probably the only thing I could do it for is a little bit of money though
Lovelace: Fuck on it.
TWIYpod: a Lot of money A lot of money, and I need a spinoff. I'm not going to hold you.
Lovelace: 2018?
TWIYpod: I'll... A lot of them.
Lovelace: Damn!
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: A lot of them.
Lovelace: There's the game for eight years shit
TWIYpod: but They eat off of that forever because... The next season that they not on, they get to sit there at the end of the season and do a rewind where they sit down in ah in a crib.
Lovelace: Okay.
TWIYpod: put the camera up on the TV. with a person. And they get to watch other people struggle through the marriage. And they get to sit there and chime in like reaction content.
Lovelace: Mm hmm.
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: And that's a whole season of that. Like once you off.
Doco: Broly, bro.
TWIYpod: go You never broke again.
Doco: Well, never Never.
Lovelace: I know.
Doco: Why don't you get on one of them shows, a TLC show?
Lovelace: And being. boy There you go.
Doco: Never.
TWIYpod: Yeah, that's it.
Lovelace: There you go
Doco: Never.
TWIYpod: yes they take care of their people because this cheap labor they throw you a couple bands
Doco: Bro. Them and Bravo. We need to get on Bravo.
TWIYpod: Nah. bravo i think bravo is a little bit different because that's the real housewives right
Doco: They get money.
TWIYpod: And. married to medicine.
Doco: They've been, bro, 20 seasons. Bro, Giselle's been on Real Housewives of Potomac. For 15 seasons, a bitch ain't never had a husband.
Lovelace: Where is Potomac?
Doco: Maryland.
TWIYpod: D .C.
Lovelace: Oh girl.
Doco: She ain't never had a fucking husband
TWIYpod: The Potomac River?
Lovelace: Okay.
TWIYpod: Never.
Doco: Never had a husband. How you want a real housewives? You ain't never had a fucking... Husband!
TWIYpod: Because her story, the show revolve around Shorty. Sheep?
Doco: Well, her ex -husband is...
TWIYpod: Story line.
Doco: a prolific pastor.
TWIYpod: She make a storyline.
Lovelace: ah She bled.
TWIYpod: That's going to keep her on the show every season. She going to beef with one girl. And that's going to carry out through the whole season. The next season, it's the apology and then clicking up with other girls and then making fun of the new girls.
Doco: Nah, she don't say sorry. She don't say sorry.
TWIYpod: well she don't say sorry the other girls be saying
Doco: You don't be watching Potomac, nigga.
TWIYpod: Nah, i' got I got a couple seasons in. I got a couple of seasons in.
Doco: Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
TWIYpod: I got a couple because that one girl had a fake house.
Doco: You ain't fucking with me. Atomic.
TWIYpod: She had an Airbnb house. She tried to play it like it was hers. And then she got ah she got evicted.
Doco: oh
Lovelace: How many surgeries has she had?
TWIYpod: She got evicted and it was just like, what do you mean? You just had to move out of nowhere. She was like, yeah, that's.
Doco: You might be tapped in.
TWIYpod: That's how the NFL goes. And they was like, girl, we found out your house was Airbnb.
Doco: You might be tapped in. You might be tapped in.
TWIYpod: Hey, gang, we know when your crib is Airbnb. We know when the... When the show. sponsored your home. We hit them.
Doco: Yeah, it's like when you know when people are renting, too.
Lovelace: She owed.
TWIYpod: It's okay to rent unless you up there talking big money shit.
Lovelace: Okay.
Doco: Yeah. Yep.
TWIYpod: And then then you just have to be mindful of your work.
Doco: Or you can be talking big money shit as a renter. You just got to say you're a renter. Some people don't want the responsibility of owning a home bro Some people genuinely just don't want that responsibility.
TWIYpod: I don't.
TWIYpod: I don't agree with that.
Doco: What do you mean you don't agree with it? the The logic of not wanting a home? Or you could talk big shit and be a wrestler?
TWIYpod: I don't think you can talk big shit and be a renter.
Doco: You can't tell a nigga that that's living in the sky rise in Miami.
TWIYpod: All right.
Lovelace: oh
TWIYpod: That's...
Doco: You can't tell a nigga that, bro.
TWIYpod: That's a little different.
Doco: And I've never seen a sky rise in Miami.
TWIYpod: cause'
Lovelace: Is this a lie?
TWIYpod: Skyra.
Doco: I don't even know what those look like.
Lovelace: It's a lot of townhouse. apartment and condo people bruh
Doco: Yeah, and there's a lot of people who just don't want I'm telling you
TWIYpod: maybe Maybe I just got beef with a certain class of renters. use Use section 8 renters. Oh no.
Doco: conversation!
TWIYpod: Hold on a second.
Lovelace: oo Should I call her?
TWIYpod: Hold on. Hold on. I'm making a PSA here
Doco: I hear some hate brewing actually
TWIYpod: You sectionate renters with luxury vehicles.
Doco: That's 8. That's hate.
TWIYpod: ah Why?
Doco: That's eight.
Lovelace: Yep.
Doco: That's eight.
TWIYpod: Why is there hate?
Doco: That's eight. That's hate.
Lovelace: hope
Doco: That's hate in pocket watching.
Lovelace: Hmm.
Doco: That's hate. I knew it was coming. That's elitism. That's hate. That's hate. That's hate. Keep going though.
Doco: Just cuz the nigga phone bill.
TWIYpod: I just.
Doco: I mean he bills $40 they rent us You hate him, bro. I'm allowed to drive this Benz because my rent is cheap. they could You hate ya. You hate it. Go ahead.
TWIYpod: Whatever point whatever points you have.
Doco: You hear ya.
TWIYpod: for driving a luxury vehicle in life. You lose that point and then some because you're on Section 8.
Doco: Yeah, but how many people know that Shorty is on Section 8? In reality.
TWIYpod: i'm not even talking about a specific person here i don't know who you're shooting at
Doco: No, me. I'm just saying, because nine times out of ten, it's a girl who's driving a nice car living in the project.
TWIYpod: I know more men that drive nice cars that live on Section 8.
Doco: Okay, well, then.
Lovelace: Living in the projects, living in the projects.
Doco: That's a different story.
TWIYpod: You can't drive the...
Doco: I don't have that.
TWIYpod: you can't
Doco: I don't have that testimony.
TWIYpod: You can't drive the Beemer and then... Walt Groceries up. 20 flights of stairs or take the the elevator up to to to the 20th floor to the projects. You can't do that.
Doco: yeah That's a big -ass project building.
TWIYpod: You can't have the. You can't have the fucking...
Doco: We got flats around here
TWIYpod: you just can't hat You just can't live in the projects with a luxury vehicle.
Doco: It's like four stairs.
TWIYpod: i just don't I just don't agree with it. I feel like...
Doco: Why though? Why?
TWIYpod: I just feel like your priorities are a little.
Doco: That's hate. it's hate bro because you As a person who goes and clocks in to work every day, You decided the car you wanted to drive.
TWIYpod: So do the Section 8 people got to go to work too?
Doco: Right.
Doco: Yeah, so let them let them live off their voucher and thug it out, bro.
TWIYpod: Not all, not all of them is.
Doco: You hatin'. That's hate, bro. That's unnecessary pocket watching. For no reason go ahead lace
Lovelace: but What I want to know is
TWIYpod: be
Lovelace: How do they get in the... Section 8 system.
Doco: Sometimes that shit is you grandfathered in.
Lovelace: i mean I mean, granted, maybe it's because of where I live. That shit so far back, bro.
Doco: yeah Yeah, but you got niggas scamming for centuries, though.
Lovelace: You can't even you can't you can't you can't even you can't even apply for that shit down here bro
Doco: Yeah, well see cuz you got niggas scamming it's just That's different.
TWIYpod: yeah Sometimes.
Doco: Where I live, niggas ain't really scamming Section 8 like that.
TWIYpod: Sometimes. Sometimes, if for my real Section 8 scammers, here's what they're doing, Lace. They get a girl pregnant.
Lovelace: oh
TWIYpod: They're in a relationship with Shorty. She gets to Section 8 in just her name.
Doco: Yeah?
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: I live with her, but I'm not supposed to live with her, so I can't get no mail delivered to this home.
Lovelace: oh
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: Because if I get mail delivered here is going to get sent back to the post office because I'm not supposed to live here
Lovelace: oh
TWIYpod: I can't get my clothes discovered in this home also because I'm not supposed to live here. And they do inspections.
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: Um, you know So yeah, I'm just...
Doco: Better hope the water don't break.
TWIYpod: I'm just sneakily living here. And if I'm sneakily living here. under my shorty section 8 voucher and i got a luxury car People should shoot at me. People should talk bad about me when they see me.
TWIYpod: And I shouldn't smile that much because.
Doco: Not as hey broken. That's even actually that's even more hate now because
TWIYpod: That's more hate.
Lovelace: oop
Doco: I'm just living with this. This is her house. I'm just staying over here. She can kick me out at any moment. Again, now I gotta go sleep.
TWIYpod: So you will have. You're homosexual.
Doco: I have to have a luxury car. Because if I need to sleep with this motherfucker, I need to be warm.
Lovelace: I want to be comfortable. Yeah.
Doco: Yeah!
TWIYpod: So you're a homosexual with a luxury vehicle?
Lovelace: I need them heated seats.
Doco: Yeah, but that's a lot of dope boys. That's dope boy lifestyle, though. That's the that's just the the lifestyle of a dough boy
Lovelace: Hello?
Doco: you you
TWIYpod: No it's not.
Doco: Yeah it is.
Lovelace: The dope boys I know, God, they on fire. It really is shit.
Doco: I understand. But he's talking about a bum ass nigga.
TWIYpod: In my auntie's name, too.
Doco: He's talking about a bum ass nigga.
Lovelace: but
TWIYpod: In my auntie's name, too. It's not even in my name. Nobody with luxury cars is a bum -ass nigga. Do you know how much it costs to get a fucking oil change on a Benz?
Doco: Yes.
TWIYpod: You only got to do it once a year.
Doco: I 100 % know people with luxury cars. That are fucking bums. There's a girl. who has a luxury car. Who gets a fucking new wig?
Doco: once a year.
Lovelace: Oh shit.
Doco: That's a bum.
Doco: But she drives a fucking...
Lovelace: Why are we shaming one wig a year?
Doco: Luxury car.
Lovelace: Why does she need more than one week a year?
TWIYpod: Yeah, tell us that, Doco.
Doco: Come on man.
Lovelace: I don't know about the weed game, bro. I don't know.
Doco: Come on man Why you need more than one retwist a year?
TWIYpod: ah Ah! yeah
Lovelace: That's my hair. That's different.
Doco: Thank you. Thank you very much. She starts looking crazy. Thank you very much.
Lovelace: wig that you could take off and do all that shit with.
Doco: That's all I'm saying
Doco: Come on now Come on now, if this girl gets one a year, you think she taking it off?
Lovelace: She would never get her hair braided She'll never get.
Doco: Sewing gang
TWIYpod: I like when we get a little...
Lovelace: Africans out there, man.
TWIYpod: i like when we get a little messy on the drone like i like when we get a little messy on them
Lovelace: She'll never go see them and let them. and
TWIYpod: I like.
Doco: What are you talking about?
TWIYpod: it
Doco: On the pot?
TWIYpod: Yeah, I like it
Doco: I'm not being messy. I'm just giving it up.
Lovelace: Hmm. Hmm.
Doco: You know. A fictitious example.
TWIYpod: Oh.
Lovelace: Hmm.
Doco: but Um.
TWIYpod: Hmm.
Doco: Yeah, I'm just saying you know, maybe Maybe. There are cases where people drive... luxury vehicles and they are you know. kneading of that car. cause like what Is it a luxury vehicle if it's a fucking 2018 Benz?
Doco: Does that count?
TWIYpod: In 2026?
Lovelace: Nah, bro.
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: Yeah.
Lovelace: That shit costs too much money.
Doco: Bro, that's hate bro. That's hate
TWIYpod: maintenance still Maintenance still the same.
Doco: Bro, that's hey, bro
TWIYpod: Maintenance.
Doco: The economy...
Lovelace: It ain't.
TWIYpod: systems
Lovelace: It calls more.
Doco: Bro, I didn't know that - But he was gonna fuck up the economy when I bought this from the buy here pay here my nigga
TWIYpod: Mmm.
Doco: Like...
TWIYpod: Oh, so you still paying on it? If you bought it in 2018 and it's 2026, you're still paying on it from the buy here, pay here.
Lovelace: Hey.
Doco: Yeah Yeah.
Lovelace: hey No, no, no.
Doco: Why can't I drive that?
Lovelace: I ain't going to call them a buck. I'm not going to call you a bum if you bought it from the buyer payer because you got to get that code every month.
TWIYpod: You gotta get that cold or else your shit ain't gonna turn on.
Lovelace: Make a payment.
Doco: I don't know what that means I've never done that before
Lovelace: Can you take it? Take it from pavement arrangement pop You got to get it from the dealership straight up.
TWIYpod: ah
Lovelace: So that way you can miss it.
Doco: that way
Lovelace: You can miss it.
Doco: yeah I'm going to tell you, no inflation.
Lovelace: you you got Yeah.
TWIYpod: up
Doco: Yeah. I hear you.
TWIYpod: yeah Hey, yo, this...
Doco: I hear you.
TWIYpod: That's another thing. Hey.
Doco: No, leave it alone
TWIYpod: If somebody, if an outside source has the ability. to turn off your vehicle.
Doco: Okay.
TWIYpod: Do with that information what you may. But just know.
Doco: What do you mean?
TWIYpod: Just know when I see you popping that shit. And there's somebody else on earth that can.
Doco: What, you saying niggas with car payments can't pop they shit?
TWIYpod: none No no no no
Lovelace: No, no, no, no he sum up The niggas are gonna get dicked.
TWIYpod: No. those Those aren't just car payments, sir.
Lovelace: Boop, boop. Good.
TWIYpod: Those aren't just car payments. first
Doco: I need y 'all to explain this to me. Cause I don't, I don't, I don't. I go to a dealership when I get my car. So.
Lovelace: Me too, but... The buy here pay here that shit you gotta put in a special code or you gotta call them every month And they got us here to call it.
Doco: So it's like a dead man's switch?
Lovelace: Yes.
TWIYpod: Yeah.
Doco: Oh wow.
Lovelace: yeah only Not only do they come repo this shit, but they also can just cut the car off.
Doco: They killed a car?
TWIYpod: And and they know they know where to find that motherfucker because you was at a red light.
Lovelace: you can be
TWIYpod: in this oh
Doco: they just killed your shit in traffic?
TWIYpod: That shit sound like Optimus Prime Transformer.
Doco: But I'm taking grandmother dialysis.
TWIYpod: They don't care.
Doco: That's crazy
TWIYpod: Sometimes they got the walkie -talkie in the bitch. So they can talk to you through the radio.
Doco: Nah, that's sick. That's it.
TWIYpod: I was...
Doco: Okay, see...
TWIYpod: A couple years ago, a couple years ago, I'm riding with my man. We on a road trip. We going up to Baltimore. We about to get a bushel of crabs. Couple beers. We about to parlay. Have a good afternoon.
TWIYpod: We get the bushel of crabs throw it in the car. This is why I drive everywhere I go by the way 100 % the reason why I drive everywhere I go. Get in the car.
Doco: Okay.
TWIYpod: Cuckoo.
Doco: Hey, me halfway. Yeah.
TWIYpod: Get in the car. Bitch won't start. They start talking to my man. Through the radio.
TWIYpod: Hello, sir. You are $393 past due on your payment.
Doco: No, that's crazy.
TWIYpod: He looking at me. I'm looking at him.
Doco: That's like being on a house arrest.
TWIYpod: We just got a bushel of crabs, gang. I'm just, I'm so dedicated to the crabs, I just open up the trunk. We about to sit in this parking lot and hold court until you figure this shit out.
Doco: that's Crazy.
TWIYpod: Yo, when we get back to the crib, I got you. If you could hit me.
TWIYpod: Absolutely not.
TWIYpod: I'll take it.
Doco: You still talk to him today?
TWIYpod: I'll take a $500 Uber from Baltimore back to Virginia. before I pay $393 so you can get your car turned back on. Because I know...
Doco: why not
TWIYpod: Because I know I'll never see that money again.
Doco: Fuck the money. I just want my ride home. Nigga, I'll never talk to you again.
TWIYpod: I'll get my ride home from Uber. He found them.
Doco: So you didn't help bro out
TWIYpod: He found the money. And it was a very quiet ride back home.
Doco: That wasn't your math.
TWIYpod: That's not... $393 worth now.
Doco: That was a dead sea.
TWIYpod: He didn't have no, he had no credit with me though. Cause he borrowed it before. Well, he borrowed money before and he never paid it back. He didn't have credit with me like that to be. Going behind and putting good money after bad money. Nah.
Doco: Lace, then we had this conversation and he said... He don't mind when people don't pay him back.
TWIYpod: Family.
Lovelace: oh
TWIYpod: Family. Family. Ain't that what Vin Diesel said?
Lovelace: No!
TWIYpod: You know what you're missing. You know what you're missing here, Doconomus? Thank you.
Doco: You might be right.
TWIYpod: Cause and family.
Doco: You might be right. You might be right. You might be right. i don't know
TWIYpod: But i always I usually lead with, don't say you're going to pay me back if you're not. Because if you if if you just need to... If you just need money. versus borrowing money. Borrowing and implies that you paying it back.
TWIYpod: let me hold something is just. a fucking, hey, that shit a loss. and I might as well burn that bitch up my own stuff.
Lovelace: Definitely hit niggas with them. Let me hold something.
TWIYpod: not
Doco: Is there a let me hold some... Uh... Age limit.
Lovelace: na nah
Doco: okay Is there a, let me hold some. Time limit.
TWIYpod: ain't no time you can have it and it's just it's a freebie ain't no ain't no ain't no paying it back You mean like when you can ask for it? Nothing after 12.
Doco: yeah
TWIYpod: Don't ask me to let you owe something after 12 because I know what it is.
Doco: Yeah.
Lovelace: Go.
Doco: That's that's what I'm asking
TWIYpod: i know I know what it is.
Doco: That's what I'm asking. That's what I'm asking
Lovelace: spinning feet.
Doco: Nigga hits you at 1150 like you're...
TWIYpod: Shit, I'm mad.
Lovelace: Spin that shit. Spin their sheet.
TWIYpod: I'm about to start treating this shit like the Bank of Saint.
Doco: You're...
Lovelace: back okay
TWIYpod: I'm about to start treating this shit like, yo, after business hours.
Doco: So the best time to text you to borrow money is like 9 in the morning.
TWIYpod: Uh -huh.
Doco: You know nigga that's important. Nigga texted you before you clocked in?
TWIYpod: It's on you. a and And if you...
Lovelace: Text somebody on his commute, nigga.
TWIYpod: if you If you hit me with the sob story, here's the thing. Cause niggas.
Doco: Now I ain't giving nobody no sob story.
TWIYpod: nothing Nothing will make you find better options.
Doco: I'm done with that shit
TWIYpod: than somebody like me who's a dickhead. You hit me with it, yo. Yo, my light bill, they're going to cut my lights off if I don't get this paid. Yo, send me the screenshot.
TWIYpod: Yo, send me the login. I'll log in pair right now. Send me the login.
Doco: yep
Lovelace: hu
Doco: yep
Lovelace: Mm -hmm.
TWIYpod: You know what? I don't even got that on me, big dog. I'm going to get it, and then I'm going to call you back.
Doco: Oh, sorry
TWIYpod: All right. Alright, call me back.
Doco: somebody Somebody just called me the other day say yo, you are the fourth person.
TWIYpod: Come with me.
Doco: I called can you send me seven dollars? I said, yeah, I'm a senator. Click.
TWIYpod: Yo, you ain't sending a seven, though?
Doco: I'm driving they Fuck no!
Lovelace: Oh, yeah.
Doco: Nigga! Man up and ask me for ten!
Lovelace: Oh shit.
TWIYpod: Yo!
Lovelace: You eat sex wings.
Doco: Ask me for the 10.
TWIYpod: No man.
Lovelace: God damn. What are we talking about?
Doco: me for the 10, bro.
Lovelace: talking about.
Doco: The fuck is seven dollars?
Lovelace: tell you about when you get your chicken wings bro just get 10.
Doco: Bro, what is $7?
Lovelace: He probably only need
Doco: What is $7 going to do for you?
Lovelace: He asked for what he needed.
Doco: Nah, bro. As for the 10, bro. The bank fee is like $2, $3. Just ask for the 10.
Lovelace: A man's gonna make a jug, right? he Right, you know?
Doco: bro you are not joking if you're joking seven dollars bro you need to retire
Lovelace: He had Meg to him, right?
Doco: You need to retire, bro. If you have a playoff $7, whatever that is, stop.
TWIYpod: See, now that's what's...
Lovelace: You don't want to hit them parlays
TWIYpod: That's what's killing me because you wasn't even curious enough to ask, yo, what you need $7?
Lovelace: Okay.
TWIYpod: $7 is a very specific amount.
Doco: Because the seven irritated me. Because the 7 irritated me, bro. i was ah As soon as I heard... First of all, I was irritated when I heard you were the fourth person I asked.
Doco: Okay.
TWIYpod: Because four other people said.
Lovelace: Hey, so...
Doco: Okay.
Lovelace: No, no, no.
TWIYpod: I've been fucking up.
Lovelace: If Doko would have asked more questions, he might have found out. And this nigga has me collected. money from each person he called and now he needs the last seven to complete
Doco: Okay.
Lovelace: The Holy Trinity, nigga. Yeah.
Doco: Okay? So let's say... Fucking four of us We all sent you the money.
Lovelace: Mm hmm.
Doco: What are you about to do with that bro, that's still not shit
Lovelace: Nigga might have to pay a bill.
Doco: That's not enough for gas in your car.
TWIYpod: Thanks.
Lovelace: I had to make a parlay.
TWIYpod: That's $28.
Doco: That ain't enough for a boo.
TWIYpod: That's $28. What do you mean?
Doco: Bro.
TWIYpod: for y And me seven dollars, that's the TVA doll.
Lovelace: did But did he say he asked everybody for $7?
Doco: Bro.
Doco: He did.
Lovelace: That's what I'm trying to figure out
Doco: He did. He said, you're the fourth person I called.
Lovelace: Okay, okay.
Doco: Can you send me $7?
Lovelace: No. That's not the same though He might have needed $7 more.
Doco: na No, no, no, no.
TWIYpod: Yo, tell son to call.
Doco: I know what the fuck they were saying.
TWIYpod: Give son my number. Give son my number.
Doco: i Know that I know they were saying
TWIYpod: Give some my number.
Doco: No no no, but here's the irony.
TWIYpod: I'm sending them 10.
Doco: You see them on Facebook. Then the same night at the bar
Lovelace: See that's your problem get off of Facebook
TWIYpod: Man, why you minding, why you...
Doco: I... I wasn't on Facebook.
Lovelace: and
TWIYpod: Why you pocket watching?
Doco: Oh, now it's Pocky watching!
TWIYpod: Why are you... ah
Doco: Oh, look how...
Lovelace: and
TWIYpod: Go in there.
Doco: Such a full circle moment Wow
Lovelace: Have a good week.
TWIYpod: Why you - talking watch.
Lovelace: What day of the week was it?
Doco: Oh, it was a Saturday too.
TWIYpod: A Tuesday?
Lovelace: Oh, is it Saturday? Nah, that wasn't getting that.
TWIYpod: Nah.
Doco: It was a Saturday.
Lovelace: He definitely added
TWIYpod: Some of you.
Lovelace: he definitely added to it
TWIYpod: He got it. He got three $2 fireball shots, which is seven. got
Doco: Bro, we talking about PA shots versus Atlanta shots.
Lovelace: i think
TWIYpod: So that was a...
Doco: Price is different.
TWIYpod: That was a fireball double.
Doco: Niggas could get a whole bottle of Jameson for $11 up here.
Lovelace: On a Saturday. I'm going to say it again.
Doco: Yeah, yes. And we don't really mind liquor at the bar. like you might get one or two shots but you pre -game it for sure with your personal bottle
Lovelace: No, no, no. yeah Yeah, absolutely. Yeah So I need to order all my shit from PA.
Doco: For sure.
Lovelace: It just had its ship.
Doco: And no, you don't.
Lovelace: Yeah.
Doco: And GTA.
TWIYpod: Yeah.
Doco: And yeah, that's what we'll do with Grand Theft Auto. Yep.
TWIYpod: i'm so I'm so mad my man said no to $7 and didn't ask the important follow -up questions.
Doco: because i was irritated right off the bat bro i'm so i got i was sorry i'm sorry
Lovelace: oh
Doco: I should've.
TWIYpod: I'm too curious.
Doco: I'm serious, but I...
TWIYpod: I'm too curious.
Doco: This is a repeat offender.
TWIYpod: I'm too nosy
Doco: It's a repeat offender. So I already knew it was either I needed some cigarettes. I need to cover the balance on my cash app.
Lovelace: oh Okay
Doco: or i'm trying to go get drunk which it was the it was all three probably nigger like
Lovelace: Hey.
Lovelace: How much do fucking cigarettes cost now? Because I be confused by the signs.
Doco: Like ten twelve dollars a pack
TWIYpod: thanks like 12 dollars.
Lovelace: Okay, so I'm not tripping that shit
Doco: That shit is expensive as fuck bro
Lovelace: Okay, okay.
Doco: I'm so glad I kicked that habit, boy.
TWIYpod: i remember I remember when a pack of cigarettes didn't even cost $4.
Lovelace: Yeah.
Doco: All right, and this has been The Used. This nigga.
TWIYpod: oh I'm old. I'm old now.
Doco: This nigga.
Lovelace: Mwahahahaha
Doco: Yeah, I remember when Grandma used to send me with a note around the corner.
Lovelace: Hey bro.
Doco: You know?
TWIYpod: Yo ass was a hall monitor when cigarettes cost $4.
Doco: I was able to go around the corner with a note.
TWIYpod: youth
TWIYpod: Because you lived in a neighborhood.
Doco: I was.
Lovelace: i remember when it was cheaper than that though forever
TWIYpod: See? See?
Lovelace: It was around the same time gas was 89 cents.
Doco: Scully started... fucking smoking misties. Them long -ass cigarettes.
TWIYpod: I don't. Don't put that on my jacket.
Doco: ah Virginia Slim, headass nigga.
TWIYpod: Don't put that on my jacket.
Lovelace: No.
TWIYpod: Nah, nah, nah
Lovelace: You smoke them Japanese cigarettes, them long ones, them long thin ones.
Doco: ah
TWIYpod: You're great.
Doco: Yeah Bro!
TWIYpod: Your grandma had them fucking Benson and Hedges in the cigarette back. She had the little cigarette box.
Doco: ah
TWIYpod: So she take the box of cigarettes and empty them out and put them in another box that was fancy.
Doco: Yeah!
Lovelace: Hey, bro.
Doco: Legendary!
TWIYpod: They're mentioning hedges. They only sold them in 100.
Doco: And she had the long joint like Carilla Deville.
TWIYpod: Yeah.
Doco: the What is it, like a filter or something?
TWIYpod: Yeah, with the little piece on it to keep her fingers from smelling like cigarettes
Lovelace: oh
Lovelace: That's what that was
TWIYpod: That's what that filter do
Lovelace: I never understood what the hell that was
TWIYpod: in the
Doco: Or as a tutor.
TWIYpod: It looked like a black and mild filter. Yeah, that's what it do. Keep your fingers.
Doco: or it was a tutor. They had multifunction.
TWIYpod: I don't see Doko doing the knowledge. Y 'all see that? We do the science here on the used podcast.
Lovelace: Um.
Doco: No we don't. No we don't. We do trigonometry.
TWIYpod: Matt? Mad science was done today.
Doco: Nah, we do something else. We don't do that. you know.
Lovelace: I do hate that phrase.
Doco: Mm -hmm.
Lovelace: And go.
TWIYpod: Usually.
Lovelace: a
Doco: It's is's horrible.
TWIYpod: Use you well, Jezebel. Did you get the Zell?
Lovelace: Yeah.
TWIYpod: Should have been a rapper. Should have been a rapper.
TWIYpod: Who is it?
