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TWIYpod: I don't think that. It's sick. i Ah. I think it's... um And poor taste.
TWIYpod: I think it's... entertaining to rap about if it's not true. I think it's a little creepy.
Doco: Entertaining to rap about?
TWIYpod: Yeah, because rappers lie all the time.
Doco: so
TWIYpod: Rappers lie all the time.
Doco: Just reiterate the line from the green room for me one more time
TWIYpod: future
TWIYpod: I put that Molly.
Doco: Put that Molly all in her champagne.
TWIYpod: Mmm.
Doco: You ain't even know it.
TWIYpod: She ain't even know it.
Doco: Took her home and I enjoyed that.
TWIYpod: Took her home and I enjoyed it.
Doco: Whatever you into. You go do that. You go do you, my brother. but but And she didn't even know. And that's okay?
TWIYpod: It's not the it's not a roofie, bro
Doco: bro I'm gonna be honest with you.
TWIYpod: It's not a roofie if you rap about
Doco: I've been watching your other podcasts. And the shit you get off on that other podcast. ah
TWIYpod: All right, certified, certified. But no. So... Future Raps about Molly and Percocet. and He doesn't do drugs. He lives a drug -free lifestyle.
Doco: He said he once did.
TWIYpod: Aren't these two? Aren't these two things one and the same? If it's just rapper exaggeration.
Doco: um Yes, but you also have to consider that there's a danger. to what they're rapping about.
TWIYpod: There's no...
Doco: Molly Perkins said, Molly Perkins said.
TWIYpod: That...
Doco: It's self destruction.
TWIYpod: Oh, well.
Doco: Right.
TWIYpod: a little bit
Doco: And then... And.
TWIYpod: A little bit.
Doco: Put that molly on on her champagne. Took her home. Enjoy. That is. Great.
TWIYpod: molly But Molly is a performance enhancing drug. That's a PED.
Doco: For who?
TWIYpod: For men and women. You put the pink pussycat pill in her drink and she didn't know it.
Doco: i don't know
TWIYpod: That's just a PED, fam.
Doco: That's sexual assault.
TWIYpod: That's Viagra for women.
Doco: yeah They said that's a BD. You are a sick nigga, bro.
TWIYpod: that's Cialis It's Cialis.
Doco: No! No way.
TWIYpod: And he took her home and enjoyed it because now it's wet and before it wasn't.
Doco: That's a violation
TWIYpod: That's all.
Doco: That's a violation.
TWIYpod: How? Because i I gave you something to make it wet? I gave you a performance enhancing drug? That's a violation?
Doco: Yeah. Yeah. and I think our uh
TWIYpod: I don't. I don't know how.
Doco: I think our ghost voice today would probably agree. to Look. you know. isn' not
TWIYpod: i don't I just don't know how. I don't know how giving somebody a performance enhancing drug. Is frowned upon
Doco: Because you didn't give me a choice. That's why Diddy is in jail right now.
TWIYpod: But it's not like that takes away her ability to give consent.
Doco: Yes, it does.
TWIYpod: Nah, it just makes you horny.
Doco: Bro. are you being through right now? Or are you just like, you're fine?
TWIYpod: imp hip It makes you horny and extra touchy.
Doco: I feel like you like you took the lace roll today.
TWIYpod: It's...
TWIYpod: It's... it's not It's not a roofie. It's not ketamine.
Doco: It isn't, Rufy!
TWIYpod: No, no, no. Molly got crack at it. Like Molly just. It makes you touchy -feely.
Doco: Molly is 100 % a roofie.
TWIYpod: Nah, you throw the fucking strobe lights on and a motherfucker's going to get to doing that rave shit. Boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots. like that's it that's the most the most danger you're going to get is a aggressive fist bump That's it.
Doco: Not wrong.
TWIYpod: Maybe some mouth dryness.
Doco: Nah, bro. I mean, maybe the Virginia Molly is different than the PA Molly. You know. But if you give him... Oh.
TWIYpod: It's the same Molly? Is that is that what she said?
Doco: We're good. say Say what you said again. I said PA Molly's meth.
TWIYpod: Oh, P .A. Molly is mad. i don't does I don't know if meth makes them wet. I don't know if meth makes them wet.
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: Sure ride them motherfuckers like a scooter, though. I'll tell you that. Sure.
Doco: That's crazy.
TWIYpod: She'll be in that mama giddy up.
TWIYpod: I...
Doco: So, let's possibly put it here. Hmm. That a puff didn't miss a beat In the beds. And I need you to explain this to me.
TWIYpod: That's a fact.
Doco: what What's happening?
TWIYpod: Well, you know, some pictures came out and Puffy. Sean Combs. Is up to his. Old tricks. As advertised, it looks like Sun is...
Doco: Meaning? Okay.
TWIYpod: He's carrying on. He's he's getting a rub down. He was getting a massage. Baby -O was involved. You know, he'd keep that thing on him. That 12 -ounce baby all on him. He keep that.
Doco: I'm glad you said out. after the flow.
TWIYpod: Yeah, you don't get 12 inches of baby oil, you get 12 ounces.
Doco: Ayo. But you said keep that thing on them, that 12.
TWIYpod: Well, we all we all know we all know that he ain't got that thing we all know he got a button
Doco: Heh heh heh. Heh heh heh heh. Oh yeah, he got the little man's, right?
TWIYpod: You got the button. You got the micro joint.
Doco: That did you say the button
TWIYpod: Yeah, little button. Like a little button.
Doco: Whatever you into, you go do that.
TWIYpod: like when you
TWIYpod: like when you button Like when you button your pants, when you button your Levi's, it's one of those.
Doco: You know.
Doco: Oh, I thought you said the butt in.
TWIYpod: No, like when you button your Levi's.
Doco: But there is a, that I mean, there's a trend there. that's too Freaky niggas that got little mans. But keep going.
TWIYpod: I'm not me watching on the pod today. I'm not.
Doco: Not today? Alright.
TWIYpod: No, not today
Doco: Alright.
TWIYpod: Not today.
Doco: We'll do that during Rumspringa. Ho! Ho!
TWIYpod: Well, Puff was caught with alcohol in jail. I think it was Yak. because
Doco: Okay. It's hooch.
TWIYpod: You know, if you win. If you were in jail, I think it was real. Yak. I think it was real cognac. Not that gel hooch. Not that toilet wine. Not that. I think it was real cognac.
Doco: You ever made both of them?
TWIYpod: Um... No, because when I was locked up, the last thing I wanted to do was get drunk.
Doco: Fair enough. He wasn't that nigga in there.
TWIYpod: Because what happens Imagine having a hangover in jail.
Doco: Now imagine getting drunk getting beat up Oh.
TWIYpod: I'm a girlfriend. Fighting drunk is like fighting in your dreams. You ever have that dream where you was fighting?
Doco: Yeah!
TWIYpod: Ha ha! And you throwing your hardest joints and nothing's hitting and it's like so much energy Yeah, yeah. Nigga parking you while you drunk.
TWIYpod: You don't even feel it until the morning.
Doco: You don't go blind in your dreams. You ever go blind in your dream?
TWIYpod: Ever go blind now I get that that fallen dream a lot though.
Doco: Oh.
TWIYpod: I get that fallen dream a lot
Doco: ah That's stress. thank you
TWIYpod: That Fallen Dream? No, because you know I got fucked up equilibrium because of the ears. So I get that Fallen Dream and it'd be like, oh, shit. And you just jump out by yourself.
TWIYpod: Yeah. I'm telling you every time that shit happens.
Doco: My grandpa used to do that.
TWIYpod: Every damn shit happens, is you taking like two years off your life.
Doco: He used to be like this, bro.
TWIYpod: Whenever they should.
Doco: um Dead asleep, cigarette in his mouth.
TWIYpod: The hardest sleep you ever had in your life.
Doco: Go ahead. I love of it.
TWIYpod: The hardest sleep you ever had in your life. And then out of nowhere, it's like, oh. And then you just get up and you start looking around like.
Doco: Like somebody broke in the house.
TWIYpod: Holding on this shit to you. Oh, you gotta hold on this shit like oh, what the fuck? That and the P -Dream. You know, we all get the P -Dream. That shit happens. I think that's really like...
TWIYpod: That's your brain telling you like, yo, get up and go pee bro.
Doco: Yeah?
TWIYpod: like If you're dreaming that you're standing in front of the toilet peeing, that's how it happens with the kids. like The kids will pee in the bed and and they just look at you like... Hey. Mmm.
Doco: There might be something else, but yeah.
TWIYpod: to My bad. Nah, nah.
Doco: that that you know we don't have to go down that alley But.
TWIYpod: Nah.
Doco: you know yeah
TWIYpod: I don't think that starts until like 12.
Doco: You ever had a pee dream that you peed at the toilet, but you actually didn't? Lift up the toilet. Like you didn't open the toilet
TWIYpod: Nah, i got lit off it I got lit one night and took an Ambien at the same time. You can't do that. It say it on the box like it say it on I ain't read the box though
Doco: Yeah. Yeah.
TWIYpod: So I'm in a hotel room. And.
Doco: No, you're just overly confident.
TWIYpod: That too. That too. I'm a little overly confident, but I'm in a hotel room. And I get up in the middle of the night. This is how the story is replayed back to me. i get up in the middle of the night i go to the corner of the hotel room and I whip out and I just start peeing.
Doco: No, he didn't.
TWIYpod: I did.
Doco: That's crazy
TWIYpod: I just whipped out and started peeing in the corner.
Doco: That's crazy.
TWIYpod: Of the, of the...
Doco: You think puff is being on niggas in jail?
TWIYpod: 100%. 100%.
TWIYpod: Is puff.
TWIYpod: What you mean? It's puff.
Doco: So he's getting drunk just pissing on niggas
TWIYpod: Yo, if there's anywhere on earth where Puff can go... And niggas ain't going to answer no. They're not going to ask questions.
Doco: Let's go. State prison. He's in New York.
TWIYpod: Yeah, he's in four digs.
Doco: Oh yeah, he'd run it. Oh, that's an ironic place for him to be too
TWIYpod: they they they not They not asking no questions in jail because a good majority of these dudes been locked up since Puffy was at his... climax of his career.
Doco: Also, he's like still that nigga to them.
TWIYpod: Yeah, they've been in jail. I mean, they got limited technology and shit, but you know. It's still Puff. Like, I'm pretty sure they didn't see the doc.
Doco: I don't know. They got iPads.
Doco: Take it hard, Pez. My nephew called me and asked me do for the Netflix password one time.
TWIYpod: I don't know if they...
Doco: So.
TWIYpod: Okay, from behind the wall? Okay, listen. I still think.
Doco: I said, how's that gonna work?
TWIYpod: You just share the household. Make it part of the household.
Doco: Nah, but that nigga's been in there so long, he thinks... The password share don't exist. you know, it still exists.
TWIYpod: Oh, you got to get it back. See, that's what I'm saying. He don't even know password sharing is a thing. A lot of these dudes in jail don't know that Diddy is like an arch nemesis. And he's still Diddy. like they Some people just always looked up to Diddy. There's people that's going to work with Diddy when he come home.
TWIYpod: Of course. Somebody in jail is going to let Diddy pee on him.
Doco: Would you?
Doco: yeah
TWIYpod: It's just a little pee.
Doco: Would you would you work with him when he gets up?
TWIYpod: If Diddy wanted to pot.
Doco: Mhm.
TWIYpod: 100%. I'm asking the tough questions too.
Doco: No you're not. What's your first question?
TWIYpod: I'm asking.
TWIYpod: Yo. Good. Why was y 'all jumping? The male escort. Every year on Big's birthday.
TWIYpod: Almost knife.
Doco: a
Doco: ah that the tribute. a
TWIYpod: like Why are you doing that? like Is this a stress thing for you?
Doco: No, that's hilarious No, you know what I asked him?
TWIYpod: Is a ball sack a stress reliever for you? like Is that your stress ball?
Doco: I've... I want to know if he knew he made Mary do it. Here we go. Is that why she did that God album?
TWIYpod: Why we Why are we asking questions we know the answer to?
Doco: is that you think... You think we know the answer to that?
TWIYpod: i I think it's a no from Mary. I seen Mary in the studio with Puff.
Doco: Shiiiiit.
TWIYpod: I seen Mary in the studio with Puff, and he looked very uncomfortable.
Doco: Yeah, now.
TWIYpod: No, no, no. This was, um... 05 -06. and they was doing an album, and she was like barking on this nigga, like, yo, how come this song don't sound the same as it did when I recorded it yesterday?
TWIYpod: And she barking on this nigga. He was just like, yo. We making two different versions of the same song. She was like yeah, but I don't like this version. He was just like I know but we're testing this
TWIYpod: But she barked at him heavy.
Doco: So you
TWIYpod: I just think she she couldn't get. You couldn't get no shit like that off on Mary after Jodeci happened.
Doco: So who on the roster was Freak off. Peace.
TWIYpod: Faith.
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: Faith.
Doco: that up. Don't disrespect faith like that, bro.
TWIYpod: Faith.
Doco: No, I'm not letting you do that.
TWIYpod: a A gay girl from Total. The tall gay one.
Doco: Him. It was definitely Kim.
TWIYpod: Who was
Doco: The Brat.
TWIYpod: maybe black Maybe Black Rob.
Doco: ah
TWIYpod: Woo! Whoa! whoa Maybe Black Rob.
Doco: He had to brat out to freak us, man.
TWIYpod: Them Wicked Boys. Them white boys for sure.
Doco: Wawaibois!
TWIYpod: Any white boy that was ever signed a bad boy
Doco: He didn't have many white boys.
TWIYpod: He had... He had an Italian dude. He had an Italian dude on there.
Doco: You say he has Scott's door shut? Freak out.
TWIYpod: Nah, I think Scott Storrs might out -freak Puffy.
Doco: Now he's just on mad powder
TWIYpod: Powder make you freaky. Powder make you freaky.
Doco: It don't make you paranoid.
TWIYpod: How to make you freaky or paranoid. Those are the only two places it can take you. It can take you to that erogenous zone. Where you just want to get to humping.
TWIYpod: po couch pillows and shit you like texture you want to swim in a pool butt naked or
Doco: and
TWIYpod: It can make you say. Yo, who's knocking at the door? You know who's not you see somebody in the bushes
Doco: Mm hmm.
TWIYpod: Yo, yo Lock the doors. Lock the doors. Nail the windows shut like this. Powder's only going to do two things to you. Make you smoke cigarettes. That's it.
TWIYpod: Powder is not a performance enhancing drug.
Doco: So that's Lauren's tune.
TWIYpod: He smoked crack.
Doco: Bro, he did mad blow. Ines Mo. Right.
TWIYpod: He smoked crack. He smoked crack at halftime and drank six beers.
Doco: That's disrespect.
TWIYpod: Drinkers.
Doco: We'll just go with the powder. We'll just go with the powder.
TWIYpod: Cigarettes?
Doco: No powder.
TWIYpod: Nah. Nah, he's smoking.
Doco: He didn't do no fucking... Crack bro, there's no way he was a functioning football player on crack There's no way.
TWIYpod: He's... Hey, yo. No, back then, crack crack made everybody a superhero.
Doco: Tell that to Darryl Strawberry.
TWIYpod: You telling me Daryl Strawberry wasn't a superhero?
Doco: No.
Doco: No, bro. What's his name? ah Cooper didn't go sober all them years for dinner strawberry to be here on it. Just saying Michael Cooper.
TWIYpod: I'm dying.
Doco: He didn't he didn't do that He didn't do that.
TWIYpod: you you really You really putting down.
Doco: But I got a question.
TWIYpod: Hey, somebody that listened to the pod. Clip the video of lawrence taylor talking about how he smoked crack and showed up in the the the end of the first quarter.
Doco: look at up
TWIYpod: He smoked crack and showed up at the end of the first quarter.
Doco: Oh, shit. We got a researcher today.
TWIYpod: Still got like, still got three.
Doco: Don't play with me.
TWIYpod: Oh, we got an intern. Shout out to the interns. Whoa!
Doco: We got a researcher today thinking.
TWIYpod: woe Like, whoa.
Doco: Did Lawrence Taylor admit to smoking crack? Okay.
TWIYpod: Smoking crack.
Doco: but In the meantime...
TWIYpod: Crills.
Doco: Um...
Doco: Howz! Scroll in. Twitter. the other day. And... I've been feeling like this for a while But. Ayy.
Doco: I guess like an IG famous midget. Pop that. Right. And she posted. Uh... Now, OG Ananobi was in her. Yeah, he said that for real
Doco: Revealed to Mike Wallace at the depth. of his drug addiction and how crack and cocaine nearly ruined. His life, I'm assuming.
Doco: I don't like that. We just gonna stick with the crack. Yeah, i don't like whatever, nigga. Uh, you're fired. You gotta look up something else. You gotta look up shit that make me right.
Doco: I'm joking.
TWIYpod: wanna to alter You want to alter the Googles?
Doco: Um, Yeah, bro. Chat, you be teaching that shit. That shit be wrong sometimes. But...
TWIYpod: You ish.
Doco: how Fuck you. That's funny. So listen though. Um. One, she fucked up the play by posting that OG Adenovia was at it. But two.
Doco: I think that Midget Kink is... um One step away. pedophilia.
TWIYpod: It's not true.
Doco: I think so Oi! do you are Do you have a Michigan? First and foremost.
TWIYpod: No, but I took one down.
Doco: Okay, so... We can. have this conversation without you feeling attacked.
TWIYpod: No, no, I don't think I think it's one step beyond being a foot guy.
Doco: what
TWIYpod: So like, you know, there's feet guys on this planet right that like go crazy over feet
Doco: in this chat
TWIYpod: I
Doco: What are you talking about?
TWIYpod: wasn't trying to out anybody, but yes. There are guys that go crazy for feet. If you take that one step further. there's midget guys.
TWIYpod: And I don't think just because you shot your shot at one midget that you got a midget kink.
Doco: Speak up, please.
Doco: Please cause I'm I think you might be with me. Do you think the Feet guys and midget guys are in the same. sphere
Doco: um My experience with. me guys i can just tell that it does thank you It is for real a thing that...
Doco: legs, they're mine. hey hehehehe
TWIYpod: She's...
Doco: That's sick.
TWIYpod: She said it plagues their mind.
Doco: It's so specific. like I don't know I just don't experience that Thanks.
TWIYpod: Is that a red flag is being a feet guy a red flag?
Doco: ah For me, yeah. It would be.
TWIYpod: Yeah, because you don't want nobody. Like. stealing pictures of your feet.
Doco: No.
TWIYpod: Hmm.
Doco: Getting to, talking to a big guy. it makes it Scared where foot flop Say more. in real life What do you mean? I don't even. No.
Doco: No, I need you to say more. because a When I was... When that was being described like the pose or whatever. It had nothing to do with my face, nothing to do with my body.
Doco: literally was my feet but like He said, I want... Okay, so for context... Um. o This nigga took his hat off!
TWIYpod: I got to focus.
Doco: Shut up! You gotta add the context. You gotta make the content. like that somebody propositioned you from people He literally said that he liked... big Dry feet.
Doco: And it was like winter time. And I'm a tall woman, so I have big feet. So I was like, all right. I don't even have to get my feet done. And... um Yeah, but he was like...
Doco: He needed there to be... what's it called like a Not a plateau. But there had to be you. Not an art. Well, yes. There was an arch, but it was a specific way to like the feet. The toes had to be curled a specific way.
Doco: your feet had to be curled in a specific way and there had to be Don't know what it's called like a base to your foot so it had to look like my foot was placed on to something.
Doco: He wanted to see that it was. on a date. But on the Am I wrong I don't know. Am I wrong?
TWIYpod: No.
Doco: I don't know, but that's what was freaking me out.
TWIYpod: No.
Doco: I was like I can't do this.
TWIYpod: So you stepped you stepped on cake for the guy and...
Doco: It wasn't even...
TWIYpod: He stepped on cupcakes?
Doco: I feel like that would have been easier. No, I didn't step on shit. He just wanted to see my heels. Like... oop He wanted to see my heels. placed on something like so I forget what he called it.
Doco: It had to have like a base. to the foot. It was very... it was it just Because he was just so specific about it, it freaked me out. So...
Doco: Where would you ring? looking
Doco: i don't know there's a fine line Between like pink. And... That ish -ism isn't there.
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: And just because you do something once doesn't mean it's a kink.
Doco: Isn't there?
Doco: That's your king. Yeah.
Doco: Amen.
TWIYpod: Like one time you can pee on somebody that doesn't make you.
Doco: yeah but but
TWIYpod: A pee kink person. That don't mean that you're a bathroom kink guy.
Doco: Exactly.
TWIYpod: That just means one time.
Doco: You just tried it.
TWIYpod: He was curious. He was in a hotel drinking Grey Goose.
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: And you told Shorty, yo, go get that. Go get that. Go get that shower cover real quick. Let's let's try something out.
Doco: Yeah, but then after you do it, you like it. What is that?
TWIYpod: I think you got to do it more than three times. for it to be. A kink.
Doco: What's the difference between a preference and a kink?
TWIYpod: Yeah. i said Well, um... I would say a ah kink is you can't. you're not done until you get that and you can be done off of that and that alone
Doco: It has to be there Mm.
TWIYpod: Preferences like yo, hey, I prefer if your toes are done
Doco: Right. Right.
TWIYpod: because you're a lady.
Doco: But I still think I still like. If there.
Doco: Right
TWIYpod: Say what?
Doco: Like you... I still like your feet if they're not done because they're feet. But they're nicer if they're done.
TWIYpod: Yeah, that's a preference.
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: Like. Hey, I'm going to sweep your house today. Because I'm gonna put your toes in my mouth and like I have to put your toes in my mouth every day like that's a kink stealing pictures of your feet when you're not looking.
Doco: Whatever you into? You go.
TWIYpod: Like taking pictures of your feet when you're not looking and then forgetting to turn the flash off? That's a kink.
TWIYpod: W's in the chat W's in the chat
Doco: The Midget King is... one step away.
TWIYpod: I don't think so, man. I think it's a strange kink.
Doco: They're not children.
TWIYpod: Yeah, they're adults.
Doco: No, because it looks like children
TWIYpod: You never seen keychain j -lo
Doco: It's not even about what it looks like. good Yeah. there's still a difference between like a grown woman's body in a child's body, even if they're a midget.
TWIYpod: And it's kind of their fault at this point.
Doco: And it's small person.
TWIYpod: Oh, yeah.
Doco: I think.
TWIYpod: these These little people know that they're being fetishized and they're getting into porn now.
Doco: I think.
Doco: Or... People listen.
TWIYpod: They're getting into porn at a high clip. I see so many advertisements. advertisements for that blue and white site with these people. And I'm sick of it.
Doco: What's in your album? Might need it
TWIYpod: Shout out to Keechie.
Doco: A kink has to be unconventional.
TWIYpod: Mmm.
Doco: Falls outside of mainstream or vanilla practice.
TWIYpod: Like that mukbang shit
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: With the big girls, where they get paid to eat.
Doco: Theaterism and stuff, yeah.
TWIYpod: Where the big girls get paid to eat gang I want
Doco: Mm -hmm
Doco: Messy eating.
TWIYpod: I want those young ladies to have the best day. I want those young ladies to have the best day ever. Because that's the that's the hustle that just pays and pays. You was going to eat anyway.
TWIYpod: And some dude paid you $500 to FaceTime him while you was eating? And now you're just eating like you ain't got manners? That's the ultimate hustle.
Doco: Ew.
TWIYpod: Yo, shout out to the little people, bro. And shorty shoulda... Like I say all the time is
Doco: fetishes are the requirement in your fixing you must have it
Doco: Okay, so we were using kink and fetish. Wrong. yeah
Doco: Finish.
TWIYpod: Tell that little person it's more attractive when you hold it down.
Doco: but They ain't got no choice but to hold it down. ni They can't hold it up. They're very big.
TWIYpod: Why she a screenshot of the dude in her DM?
Doco: Yeah, I don't see that's the problem I have She didn't even execute the plan.
Doco: She didn't even execute the plan Wow Why reveal? See
TWIYpod: I think she got more attention from this. than she would have if she would have quietly. Book the flight. Went to New York. Fuck the NBA champion.
TWIYpod: I think she got more clout, more subscribers. Because I...
Doco: Possibly.
TWIYpod: I... I was i was intrigued.
Doco: She's not a... Uh, she's already a known, a well -known little person though.
TWIYpod: Yeah. And if she wasn't white, I would have been more intrigued. But, you know.
Doco: Oh, don't. Please.
TWIYpod: No, I'm
Doco: Please don't. Not today.
TWIYpod: I like money.
Doco: because I Be on them reels.
TWIYpod: I like those. I like those histories.
Doco: And I'll be seeing you.
TWIYpod: Hispanic little persons. I like the Hispanic ones.
Doco: I'll be seeing you all over the spectrum.
TWIYpod: not not when Not when it comes to little ones, though. When it's just the little ones, I got ah i got a certain type.
TWIYpod: i Either like I'm diesel or I like them with that little fucking muscle, but that looks like a burger
Doco: You are king love on the spectrum. Bye.
TWIYpod: That looks that looks like a burger that little burger ass
Doco: This is one that looked like JLo. It's weird.
TWIYpod: Keychain J -Lo.
Doco: Okay.
TWIYpod: Yeah. Yeah. She's she's up there.
Doco: You should know her by name
TWIYpod: She's Hall of Fame. She Hall of Fame. And there's one that was on one of those little people shows with her twin sister. She good to it.
TWIYpod: She get to us. A little phoned in. The performance is a little phoned in, but you know.
TWIYpod: I've done a little bit of market research. Trying to figure out if it was a fetish or or a kink.
Doco: i mean i think we did a I think we did a good manner. research today. You know? We found out that we're using a finish and kink the wrong way.
TWIYpod: where
Doco: You know? In our age, we we we learn something. Speaking of...
Doco: The other day... um Khalil was real. that's why i wanted him to come tonight he was real animated about his ability to consume alcohol and um I wasn't offended because I'm not much of a drinker. so That's not really you know my battle.
Doco: but It seemed to put y 'all in an uproar. And... Laced! Possibly. He begged the question of, ah should we really care?
Doco: About someone being able to drink us or out drink us. or drink us under the table. at the age that we're in. And I... I kind of agree with that.
TWIYpod: How are you going to go mature on this, on this topic? How do you go?
Doco: I c - Kind of agree.
TWIYpod: How do you go mature on this topic? I think...
Doco: Because this ain't mine
TWIYpod: I... I think at our age, we shouldn't even worry about who can drink more than us. No.
Doco: I mean...
TWIYpod: I'm a man and I'm going to be. competitive about as many things as I can be competitive about. And drinking is one of those things.
Doco: I understand that I do understand that. Although... I don't. understand why It really matters. and
TWIYpod: ah It's a badge of honor. And Ann... It just gives you one more thing to talk shit about within your friend group. If we went bowling. And I'll bold you, dudes.
TWIYpod: I'm never gonna let you hear the end of it.
TWIYpod: I don't care if we...
Doco: That's different.
TWIYpod: I don't care if we went and played.
Doco: I tried to get Lace to speak his piece.
TWIYpod: No.
Doco: That's different.
TWIYpod: I don't care if we went and played fucking... um cornhole If I beat y 'all in cornhole.
Doco: That's different
TWIYpod: Don't never talk to me about cornhole again.
Doco: That's a competitive Thing that that's inherently competitive I'm not getting alcohol naked as a potentially.
TWIYpod: Drinking is competitive.
Doco: for me to get alcohol poisoning.
TWIYpod: No. Nobody drinks in a group socially.
Doco: What?
TWIYpod: Nobody drinks in a large group socially. It's a silent competition.
Doco: What does that mean? No, it's not
TWIYpod: It's very silent.
Doco: That's a man thing
TWIYpod: Men don't drink socially. Men drink.
Doco: Bitches ain't doing that.
TWIYpod: We not bitches.
Doco: Yeah, so it's a weird man thing.
TWIYpod: Yeah. Men are competitive.
Doco: There's no reason to Like... complete with so So like if we're doing Uh...
TWIYpod: Shots.
Doco: We're grilling. We're grilling.
TWIYpod: Mmm.
Doco: Right. You will. Or are you going to out -eat? He staked me that day. Like, like. Are you gonna try to eat more steaks than me? Like, are you gonna try to grill more hot dogs than me? Like I just don't understand.
TWIYpod: I'm going to try and grill a higher grade of meat than you.
Doco: boom
Doco: Impossible. I have access to better counsel.
TWIYpod: See? You see how competitive this shit got?
Doco: yeah
TWIYpod: yeah You see how competitive it got?
Doco: a
TWIYpod: That quick. That quick I told my man I was gonna get a better grade of meat He said, yo, I know my cow's name. I know his address.
Doco: No, that's funny as hell, bro
TWIYpod: I know the Cal address. I know where the Cal went to school.
Doco: That's for this but I walk straight into the... That's funny. That's funny. Okay, you got it. You got it. Fair enough.
TWIYpod: We're just competitive guys. And and I do think Lil... Can I drink? 98 % of the group chat.
Doco: Yeah, he's six foot seven.
TWIYpod: I... I think it's me after. I think me and Lil is tied. You don't drink, so you don't count.
Doco: No.
TWIYpod: And i think I think depending on what type of day we're having, I think Lace. lace Lace doesn't win.
Doco: You see laser light weight.
TWIYpod: I don't think he's a lightweight.
Doco: No, you see Lisa's little lightweight Lucy.
TWIYpod: But.
Doco: losing the game.
TWIYpod: Listen, Lil is mixy.
Doco: da
TWIYpod: Lil is mixy. Lil was ah little is outside every weekend.
Doco: Yes. and This nigga has an apartment just to sleep.
TWIYpod: He's outside. He's outside.
Doco: Yes.
TWIYpod: Not only is he outside, he be going to functions.
Doco: That's true.
TWIYpod: And we never heard no shit like, yo, he blacked out at a function and and now he can't go out with his friends no more. Like, we never heard no shit.
Doco: Well... Well... It was that one time.
Doco: Oh bullshit, oh bullshit, oh bullshit.
TWIYpod: I miss that. I was about to say, I miss that in the group chat. I miss that in Japan.
Doco: I'm bullshit. I'm bullshit. I'm bullshit.
TWIYpod: And lace don't be outside.
Doco: Nope.
TWIYpod: So I think that there's a distinct advantage.
Doco: Low key is mall. He got the youngest liver here.
TWIYpod: I don't i didn't even know more drink.
Doco: bro He's out drinking all y 'all. Loki.
TWIYpod: Absolutely not.
Doco: Loki.
TWIYpod: He was a baseball player. I'm not... I'm not thinking no baseball player can out -drink me.
Doco: Them niggas drink.
TWIYpod: Not modern day baseball players.
Doco: Well, that shit is so boring
TWIYpod: They don't even do the dip no more. i don't trust I don't trust a baseball player that never had the little tobacco tucked in their lip. I can run like this. with the cup to spit it in. I don't trust no baseball player that didn't dip.
Doco: Some old things we gotta let go
TWIYpod: We letting go a dip.
Doco: the standard.
TWIYpod: Wow. No.
Doco: The standard. so because i didn't give myself
TWIYpod: No.
Doco: Gump Cancer. You don't trust my prowess?
TWIYpod: Correct.
Doco: Ha!
TWIYpod: Correct.
Doco: a
TWIYpod: Just like if you ain't take steroids. I don't think that you had a real future in baseball if you ain't take steroids.
Doco: Some niggas didn't have to do that bro.
TWIYpod: If you was an athlete in the 80s or 90s and you ain't take steroids, I know you won't bout that shit. You won't bout shit.
Doco: Bro, imagine Shohei in the Barry Bonds.
TWIYpod: Hmm.
Doco: What? They don't make him like that. They don't make them like him. That is a seven foot Asian man. When you ever seen that?
TWIYpod: Yo Shohei is the Chinese version of Ivan Drago.
Doco: Nah, nope. Nope.
TWIYpod: he was made He was made in a lab.
Doco: Nope.
TWIYpod: Because you've never seen an Asian man of that size and stature, period.
Doco: Never. Never, but you gotta to give him better than Drago.
TWIYpod: Nah, Ivan Drago was a test tube, baby. They made them in a lab. They had them in that fucking futuristic -ass gym.
Doco: Shohei is the Asian Yoji.
TWIYpod: They gave them steroids.
Doco: Joking. a Joker.
TWIYpod: Okay.
Doco: That's a better call. That's a three -time champ.
TWIYpod: Okay. Yeah.
Doco: There we go
TWIYpod: Joker is also... The NBA, Ivan Drago. He's
Doco: You go get that Drago cup.
TWIYpod: He, listen, listen, Joker won the championship.
Doco: All right, you got it.
TWIYpod: What he say? I want to go home and see my horses.
Doco: This nigga was behind the horses the next week.
TWIYpod: Here's to Winston Parade.
Doco: Horse ass all in his face.
TWIYpod: He was so sad. They was like go to parades on Thursday. Oh, man Oh brother!
Doco: Didn't want to do it.
TWIYpod: threw him some Bud Lights at the parade. He was happy. He forgot all about them horses.
Doco: What's your greatest accomplishment you didn't want to celebrate?
TWIYpod: None. I want to celebrate all those motherfuckers.
Doco: Yeah, I know you do but just you know
TWIYpod: I don't know, turning 40 maybe?
Doco: Nigga, that was like... Ten years ago.
TWIYpod: was three years ago yeah
Doco: Oh, my bad. I'm sorry.
TWIYpod: Yeah. I don't know. I don't know what's my greatest accomplishment that I even want to celebrate. Probably something work related. I'm not gonna hold you. Probably something work -related for sure.
TWIYpod: What's your greatest accomplishment that you want to celebrate? My kids being born. Something's about to be something. you will mature. Doko's the mature one here, folks.
Doco: no Um...
Doco: I would probably... say.
Doco: you right You're right. you're right Because I'm a celebrating ass nigga too. Um. I like to celebrate myself a lot Thank you to me. You know? I appreciate you for everything you did for me.
Doco: You know, shit like that. But... Um. Probably just my birthday. I'm not a big birthday guy.
TWIYpod: It's because you never had a birthday party growing up.
Doco: It was always Halloween. So we just just got skipped over. But yeah. Probably.
TWIYpod: You just went trick or treating for your birthday.
Doco: That shit was ass, though.
TWIYpod: Maybe. Going trick or treating?
Doco: but She was so ass No, just the fact it's like, oh, it's Halloween. Fuck your birthday. dig A couple of gifts. There you go. But um
TWIYpod: At least you got gifts.
Doco: Now my greatest accomplishment that I probably did was um the ability to purchase my wife Because at the end of the day, it was a bill.
TWIYpod: That's a stunt though. That's a flex, right?
Doco: Is it? Because it's a fucking build, nigga!
TWIYpod: Fuck yes. Nah, but it's...
Doco: It's not a flex!
TWIYpod: It's still a flex.
Doco: Today pumping gas is a flick.
TWIYpod: Nah.
Doco: And I pull up to the seltzer.
TWIYpod: nod It's a flex because...
Doco: I mean the full circle.
TWIYpod: You get to do the joint. You get to... Do something for your partner. And you get to say like, boom, check it. I'm so selfless and I got it like that. Look at this shit that I can do. I can just get something from my partner.
TWIYpod: And I'm not financially stretched behind it. Like that's a flex. That's ah especially a husband flex because now.
Doco: It was more of a necessity. because We have one view. now we have
TWIYpod: It's still a nice to have. youre you could You get husband points.
Doco: it
TWIYpod: Now when she got the joint, she got to tell all her friends, oh yeah, guess what? Guess what Delco did for me? He got me a car. And every month when she doesn't have to pay a car note or insurance.
TWIYpod: That's like a gift that keeps giving. That's the... That's the herpes of of marriage. Good job.
TWIYpod: All right, herpes might not have been good.
Doco: Yeah, no, that's a bad comp, but it's a fair exchange.
TWIYpod: I'll i'll find something better. oh I'll find something better.
Doco: You know.
TWIYpod: I'll find something better.
Doco: I've found like... Um... various means of comfort. bernice No.
Doco: Peace out.
Doco: You know what I mean? There's all types of questions. in this house that we'll never hear before. You wouldn't believe.
TWIYpod: Hmm.
Doco: Oh. oh
Doco: You wouldn't believe it.
Doco: Good. Good. Good.
TWIYpod: No, no.
Doco: See you.
TWIYpod: um
Doco: our goes Our ghost mic is gone. You're good.
TWIYpod: Home ownership.
Doco: Yeah. This is it.
TWIYpod: Home ownership.
Doco: Yes, the housing market is fucked.
TWIYpod: Uh -huh. Home ownership. that's that's ah That's a celebration joint. that that you want to celebrate but you don't want to like you should celebrate it but you don't Like oh, I took my hat off off distance and this thing is switching hats Mid -pod switch.
TWIYpod: That's different.
Doco: This one, I forgot I wanted to put this one up.
TWIYpod: i mean
Doco: This was for you, Nicky.
TWIYpod: We never say is is that a hat is that a um i don't see
Doco: That's a classic right here, yeah yeah yeah
TWIYpod: I don't see any butterflies on it. Oh.
Doco: yeah yeah Yeah, yeah, we don't do that.
TWIYpod: oh a
Doco: We don't take already established brands and...
TWIYpod: why All right.
Doco: uh
TWIYpod: All right.
Doco: Fucking things to it.
TWIYpod: All right. Good time.
Doco: You know?
TWIYpod: things.
Doco: OH! No, no. Oh, yeah. Uh -huh. Uh -huh!
TWIYpod: I thought you was just going to let the bus pass, but na no.
Doco: Yep.
TWIYpod: No, don't go.
Doco: Never. Not today.
TWIYpod: ah Good times.
Doco: but Yes, exactly anyways keep going
TWIYpod: What the ghost might say no ghost might had a good bar
Doco: Finish what you were saying.
Doco: oh No, she just said there's no like it was clear skies today no stormy clouds
TWIYpod: Oh man.
Doco: Good.
TWIYpod: <unk> No, no, I can't because I don't have a good way to I'm tough.
Doco: that
TWIYpod: Mm -mm.
Doco: No. No good monologues for us today, huh?
TWIYpod: Mwah. No, because...
Doco: Oh.
TWIYpod: you know
TWIYpod: You know what's funny?
Doco: Mm hmm. Oh, there we go. I like this.
TWIYpod: Huh. Huh.
Doco: Yeah, there we go. Come on.
TWIYpod: You know what's funny?
TWIYpod: I am a part of quite a few. Um, Audio. Audio spaces.
Doco: Action!
TWIYpod: They're not factions, like... just i I jump in a lot and I listen a lot. Sometimes I talk. Sometimes I don't.
Doco: cos lift
TWIYpod: I find it very funny. When people. Act funny towards you.
TWIYpod: And then when you ask them, like, yo, you being funny? No, not being funny at all.
Doco: he
TWIYpod: like that's But that's weird.
Doco: Mm -hmm.
TWIYpod: No, I'm not being funny. If I was being funny I would say I was being funny.
Doco: But they never do.
TWIYpod: But they never do they just be mad funny
Doco: They never do.
TWIYpod: And then sometimes it's just like boom, check it. You know what? It's people here.
TWIYpod: We shouldn't be trying. I shouldn't be trying to have this conversation with you in front of people. Because you might take. that I'm trying to be funny in front of people.
TWIYpod: and just shut down.
Doco: It always happens.
TWIYpod: So. So you hit the back channels, yo.
Doco: o
TWIYpod: Just checking your temperature. shit seemed a little weird is shit weird or no And then you don't get a response.
TWIYpod: I just find that strange.
Doco: Don't you think you would get tired of that by now, though?
TWIYpod: What, checking people's temperature?
Doco: No, just the cycle of what happens. in that. arena.
TWIYpod: Um... Whoa. Yes and no. Sometimes you get tired of the characters. Sometimes you get tired of the people that'll show up.
Doco: Okay.
TWIYpod: And they have an agenda.
Doco: who
TWIYpod: Hey. I don't know anything about what topic you guys are discussing. But I just want to let y 'all know. I don't like this person.
TWIYpod: So give me all the attention. that I'm looking for. So I can dominate your your space. and tell you about why I don't like this person.
Doco: Mm hmm.
TWIYpod: And then you leave.
Doco: Very weird.
TWIYpod: And then you pop up somewhere else. And you say, hey. I was in another place earlier telling people that I didn't like this person. I just want to reiterate. In case anybody didn't hear me over there.
TWIYpod: I don't like this person
Doco: It's very weird.
TWIYpod: It is. But when you get away from those characters or when you get small doses of those characters. And you get to see other characters. It's fun because it's just like.
TWIYpod: It's like watching TV.
Doco: It's not.
TWIYpod: And. Every different space is like a different channel or different show. It's like going from Westworld to Deadwood.
Doco: is is
TWIYpod: to Boardwalk Empire.
Doco: We gotta be honest, bro. It's a bunch of people with... Mental health issues. Who? go there and display their mental health issues. in the best form that they can And when the...
TWIYpod: That sounds like a flip space.
Doco: And with no, it's all space
TWIYpod: No.
Doco: It's Auspices. Because you got motherfuckers who are failed
TWIYpod: I'm not putting that on their jackets.
Doco: You got people who have failed at life. In many ways.
TWIYpod: We don't know that.
Doco: Giving advice.
TWIYpod: We don't know that.
Doco: Right. You got people who... Claim to work at... Big Fortune 500 companies arguing with people and calling people to F -bomb. You know as if they have nothing to lose Teachers.
Doco: Uh, what? Yep. Teachers. You have people who... Have. dots people and expose people's nudes and Oh.
Doco: Many other things bro. These are a bunch of people who have mental health issues Extreme mental health issues.
TWIYpod: I don't think it's mental health issues. Do I think a lot of these people are self -absorbed? Yeah But that that's there's there's no mental health in that.
TWIYpod: You just...
Doco: Yes, there is
TWIYpod: You was just coddled as a child. You think everything is about you and everything is always about you.
Doco: Mm -mm.
TWIYpod: You're spoiled.
Doco: Fuck no.
TWIYpod: I don't think that that's a mental health thing. The doxing thing.
Doco: Narcissism isn't doesn't come from being spoiled.
TWIYpod: The doxing thing is a form of... I can't lose. It's getting a gun in a fight. If I lose a fight to you, I go to the trunk, I get the gun because I can't take a loss where people can see this and somebody yell world star while you were stomping me out.
Doco: Yeah.
Doco: let's do it
TWIYpod: So now I gotta to go get a gun. I was on Spaces. I had an interaction with you. People are saying that you won that. one -on -one interaction
Doco: Why does that even matter though?
TWIYpod: Guess what? Because people's opinion of you. impacts the perception of you. That's your reputation.
Doco: Why? Why that's my point. It's all weird mental issues.
TWIYpod: No, it's because you're...
Doco: Because your person but your perception of me...
TWIYpod: on
Doco: In a fucking space dialogue. Or tweet dialogue back and forth. In reality. effects. Nothing.
TWIYpod: It affects everything.
TWIYpod: It affects everything. If me and you get into a battle online today... And I lose the next time I say a joke somebody doesn't like. You know what they're going to say?
TWIYpod: You better shut up before I go get doko.
Doco: Yeah, that's just weird
TWIYpod: You wasn't saying that when doko was Getting on you.
Doco: That's weird
TWIYpod: That's not weird.
Doco: That's weird!
TWIYpod: That's somebody that can't take a L. make you leveling the playing grounds.
Doco: No, that's weird Because that's... Really something you would say in real life. When homeboys piping up to you. And you know he just got beat up by it. Zozo.
TWIYpod: Mm hmm.
Doco: It's not the same on the internet. I think.
TWIYpod: It's... It's the exact same.
Doco: No. ah Man.
TWIYpod: it's ah It's a very good equivalent. You got to understand. These spaces are so ego -driven. And it's just like content creation. Like you gotta, you gotta have a screw loose to make content.
Doco: Okay, so you're agreeing with me.
TWIYpod: A little bit. a little bit
Doco: Ah. We got them.
TWIYpod: um But you're putting mental health stigma on it, and I don't want to put that on.
Doco: I'm not putting a mental health stick. I'm saying these niggas are nuts. That's what the fuck I'm saying. I'm not giving them up. That's sympathy.
TWIYpod: ego egotistical. Egotistical. i'll I'll give them that. Egotistical. Some of them wasn't hugged enough as a child. That's why they want to be the that they want to spotlight on them all the time.
Doco: Yeah, everyone's looking for belonging. You like how I sound?
TWIYpod: Everybody is looking for belonging.
Doco: No. it just helps Better.
Doco: Go ahead, sorry
TWIYpod: What what happened?
Doco: not no I tell him every time I hear the pod that his mic sounds like shit. and it's because he doesn't sit close enough to it.
TWIYpod: Mmm. He doesn't. And I told him too, but he won't oscillate. It's crazy. He won't let the producer produce.
Doco: You've never asked me to do that.
TWIYpod: i have a lot.
Doco: Do you only ask lovelace?
TWIYpod: One. The first time I asked you.
Doco: And that's because he says 20 words apart.
TWIYpod: The first time I asked you to oscillate, you said pause.
Doco: No I didn't.
TWIYpod: And Lace is going to listen to the pie. He's one of our seven subscribers.
Doco: Lace, don't listen to the pot.
TWIYpod: ah
Doco: And he only listened to it by last time because he was hating on little
TWIYpod: I was hating on a Lil, too. Lil came through with Drop Science. house was I was like, damn, Lil's a potter. And I forgot Lil has... Well, we're the bizarro pod in Khalil's life.
Doco: Yes. For sure.
TWIYpod: Because he he has a pod where he goes and sits on a couch with like four other dudes.
Doco: On a real couch. In person. Yeah.
TWIYpod: with four other dudes. I think that's strange.
Doco: Friends in real life.
TWIYpod: Tch. Crazy.
TWIYpod: and And we're just friends on audio spaces.
Doco: art
Doco: That's okay.
TWIYpod: Because DoCo won't get on a plane. That's why.
Doco: Terrified.
TWIYpod: we're We're not real friends because DoCo won't get on a plane.
Doco: ah But when I don't need it Get a little product to come to your house. not at all
TWIYpod: But you won't drive. You even drove in Virginia and didn't. Yo. I'm gonna be at this rest stop. come through. Let's embrace. let's let's Let's shake hands and how have ah um um a man hug.
Doco: Have a corn dog.
TWIYpod: Yeah, corndog together.
Doco: I drove 14 hours. One way. in the middle of the night. I didn't know where the sundown towns was.
TWIYpod: No.
Doco: He was scared.
TWIYpod: Night.
Doco: I was terrified, nigga.
TWIYpod: So and you're not only scared to to fly, you're scared to drive.
Doco: Know where we was at I was terrified
TWIYpod: You shouldn't have been. I would have kept you safe.
Doco: o
TWIYpod: I would have kept you safe.
Doco: No.
TWIYpod: If you would just share your location with me.
Doco: see We went. In the...
TWIYpod: I could have kept you safe.
Doco: We went on the sides of Virginia where the cotton fields. still are.
TWIYpod: Yeah, I know what that is. I could have kept you safe.
Doco: Okay. Okay.
TWIYpod: Yeah. Just give me your location next time you roll through Virginia.
Doco: Hm?
TWIYpod: I'll keep you safe. I've been keeping you safe from from your current location as long as I've known you.
Doco: i mean
TWIYpod: You think that I wouldn't extend that grace to you when you come through Virginia? What kind of friend would I be?
TWIYpod: I need you alive so I can take 83 % of your podcast dividends. I need, I need you.
TWIYpod: I can't take it
Doco: I've never seen a dollar from this pot, so.
TWIYpod: I know it's crazy, but when you do.
Doco: um
TWIYpod: you're going to see 17 cents.
Doco: That's fine. That. Perfectly fine. But... Perfectly fine.
TWIYpod: The Suge Knight of Podding, y 'all.
Doco: perfectly fine. Because when... Wee! Blow up in podcasting. We're going to do. ah Fake. ah Annexing.
Doco: Right. We're gonna rebrand And change the name of the pod.
TWIYpod: Go ahead.
Doco: And then we're going to come back together. Boom.
TWIYpod: What are we going to call the pot?
Doco: Use two.
Doco: laughter
TWIYpod: heaven
Doco: Easy. Easy does it, you know?
Doco: Real easy.
TWIYpod: ah Ladies and gentlemen, this has been the used to pod. Like I can't.
Doco: a
TWIYpod: I can't see that shit on no billboard.
Doco: Why not?
TWIYpod: I don't know I don't know. I just can't see i can't see it.
Doco: Alright. Well, let's end on this. What's your Sunday plans for tomorrow? You got to work.
TWIYpod: No work, no work tomorrow. Football, I'm going to be in my little corner right here. 9 o 'clock. Eagles play, watching that. In London. No Saquon. No Devontae Smith.
Doco: Don't text my phone tomorrow.
TWIYpod: I'm not. I took Jalen Hurts out of my lineup because I'd rather my luck with Bo Nix.
Doco: Oh he's about to go for 30 points.
TWIYpod: I know. I know. Just because I took him out. He's getting like five fucking touchdowns in 400 yards.
Doco: That's what I'm talking about. I like when niggas stop betting on my niggas because then we start winning.
TWIYpod: Well, I have to...
Doco: i'm very stupid superstitious about my team don't bet on my team
TWIYpod: to
Doco: Don't wear no jersey. That day. don't Yeah, none of that shit.
TWIYpod: I have to take him out of my lineup because I'm in like a must -win situation. I got to win this week. And. Saquon's out. So I need my best chance.
Doco: I know you can stay out.
TWIYpod: i I got Bo Nix. I got Bo Nix on the bench. I'm going to give Bo Nix some burn. I'd pick up some bums. Hopefully Drake London and Puka show out tomorrow and I'll be okay.
Doco: You're in last place bro
TWIYpod: I know. I know. I need my belt back though.
Doco: It's over.
TWIYpod: Yeah, it's it's a high probability. if i go If I lose this week, um my chances are like 10%.
Doco: It's the same person that won last year in first place this year.
TWIYpod: No. No, he's above me.
Doco: me
TWIYpod: he He almost gave the belt back. I saw him on Monday. He was just like, yo, I'm going to bring this fucking belt back to your house. It's bad luck.
Doco: but
TWIYpod: I said, I don't want that shit in my house if it's bad luck.
Doco: that's funny Let's see. Hold on.
TWIYpod: But, yeah, football tomorrow.
Doco: Oh, wow. It's fucking... Aw. Hell no. He can't win the league.
TWIYpod: Who is it, the mayor?
Doco: Mike.
TWIYpod: Oh shit. Yeah, I might get a win.
Doco: Heat. Alright, alright. Can't deal with that. End of part.
TWIYpod: Yeah, listen man.
Doco: That is. That is rude.
TWIYpod: Listen, Juan. earth Hello.
Doco: Hey! If you know...
TWIYpod: A little ass shaking for y 'all.
Doco: What?
TWIYpod: On a Sunday morning. Will you weigh the church?
Doco: It's a good question.
Doco: The kids are asleep.
Doco: and
TWIYpod: thank Don't go setting up a play ladies and gentlemen.
Doco: We can't get pregnant.
TWIYpod: Don't go setting up a play.
Doco: 99 .9%. No. We can't get pregnant. yeah
Doco: Whatever you into? You go do that.
TWIYpod: Don't go setting up a play ladies and gentlemen there
Doco: Hey, Tony! SHUT UP!
TWIYpod: Okay, next.
Doco: alert
TWIYpod: That's Saturday Night Play.
Doco: You gotta turn the music up.
TWIYpod: It's going to be some. It's gonna be some feet in his face tonight, ladies and gentlemen.
Doco: Nope. We don't do defeat.
TWIYpod: Oh, yes he does.
