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TWIYpod: It's just been the summer.
Doco: It's just been the summer, niggas. Kids is back at school.
Lovelace: Hmm.
Doco: But hold on, hold on. Wait, wait, wait. I might be rusty Yeah.
TWIYpod: Be rusty y 'all.
Doco: Yeah. We back, baby.
TWIYpod: Big rusty.
Doco: Uh...
Lovelace: Hmm.
Doco: This is the used. Name pending. Maybe not.
Doco: I think we might. not be culturally inappropriate anymore. We've been gone so long.
TWIYpod: We coming back, PC?
Lovelace: Wayne in the culture.
Doco: That we might. i mean I don't know if we're coming back PC, but I don't think we are. Necessarily, you know, i'm umm I'm gonna remove some things from my speech at this year that I...
Doco: That I was doing last year.
Lovelace: You're not freeing nobody no more?
Doco: no no We're still freeing the the the the pals but
Lovelace: yeah
Doco: Um... I'm gonna try to do less bitches and whores.
Lovelace: Hey, him getting up to show that shitty ass team in the background.
Doco: You know.
Doco: Well...
Lovelace: is Crazy.
Doco: Yuck. But...
Lovelace: disgusting.
Doco: Bending your team. that you don't even have.
Lovelace: I don't have a team. I don't have a team.
Doco: So. Yeah, exactly. But, uh, what is it, season three?
Lovelace: no
Doco: Right, we on season three?
Lovelace: We ain't even in the season, bro. We ah we month to month at this point.
Doco: No, no, no.
TWIYpod: We love you. we We definitely on a NBA G League seven -day contract.
Doco: No.
Doco: ah No, we got we got a good... It's like the teacher's schedule. We work... couple months and then we take a couple months off
Lovelace: We didn't even have a finale, bruh.
Doco: You know what I'm saying? i mean Is there a need for a finale when there's no end?
Lovelace: Oh shit How you go? How we finish the season? We read.
Doco: Is there a need for a finale when there's... No end. We're going to keep doing this. You know what I'm saying? But... Do we want to do how how was how was your summer or...
Lovelace: the
TWIYpod: um Somebody's got a fan.
Doco: Do we not give?
TWIYpod: Somebody's got a fan on.
Doco: You can hear that?
Lovelace: o Yeah.
TWIYpod: Yeah, I can hear that motherfucking man. Your mic's strong.
Lovelace: See nigga niggas take the summer off come back
TWIYpod: Rusty.
Lovelace: Hang on.
TWIYpod: Rusty. rusty
Lovelace: Ha ha! Biggie, this is on YouTube.
TWIYpod: You see him?
Lovelace: too This is on YouTube. This is on Apple, pot this is on Spotify, this is visual. Niggas going out.
TWIYpod: You see how you... you see how your man did it now i felt bad because i forgot to close the soundproof sliding door So I feel bad for...
Lovelace: The soundproof sliding door.
TWIYpod: Yeah, because you got to get.
Lovelace: No.
TWIYpod: Just soundproof sliding door
Lovelace: All right, bro.
TWIYpod: To protect the pod.
Lovelace: I need my soundboard.
TWIYpod: To protect the pod, you know? Niggas took all this time off just... to fucking install shit in the house to make the pod better. Just to not pause.
Doco: You didn't do that for no fucking podcast, nigga. And don't try to flex on us either.
TWIYpod: No, no.
Doco: We heard that. I beg your pardon.
Lovelace: Nigga.
TWIYpod: That's what I did for the book.
Lovelace: Nigga in the modest home, bruh.
TWIYpod: I did that.
Doco: Soundproof. Sliding door, we heard you. That ain't for us though.
TWIYpod: That's 100%.
Doco: Daddy first
TWIYpod: That's for the pod.
Doco: Nah, that's for when niggas is outside your crib long morning.
TWIYpod: Pods.
Doco: You need peace
Lovelace: That's for the network
TWIYpod: it's funny see let's get it
Doco: Nah, that's for when Pablo and them is over there, bro
TWIYpod: he know that He know that fantasy football is back, so I got two more shows coming back to the network.
Doco: Ooh, that's gonna be fun. That's gonna be fun
TWIYpod: weekly And yeah, Lace gets it.
Lovelace: I just can't wait to see him drop, man. I can't wait to see them drop.
TWIYpod: No. it's gonna be real It's gonna be real shitty when I be like, yo, I can't pod today. And then y 'all see me dropping two other pods in the same week, three other pods in the same week.
Doco: why
TWIYpod: I was like, yo, this nigga can't.
Doco: Why would that be shitty though?
Lovelace: i
TWIYpod: I feel like it's a little shitty. like i If I missed the other pod... There's a high probability that we're missing this pod, too. And vice versa.
Doco: Me. um don't see up
TWIYpod: And vice versa.
Doco: i don't i don't about I just don't agree with that, bro.
TWIYpod: yeah
Doco: I operate big on... every day is different right so Uh...
Lovelace: a
Doco: Yes, we all have commitments and shit like that, but... Nigga, I just might not have the bandwidth I'm done. It's just not happening. And I wouldn't be offended by that. but this o
TWIYpod: Because you be the nigga with no bandwidth the most.
Doco: Ya know how I operate though.
Doco: What do you mean?
TWIYpod: you be the one will You be the one with no bandwidth the most.
Doco: Say more.
TWIYpod: I wish y 'all could see the group chat.
Doco: Yeah. yeah Yeah, yes.
TWIYpod: it's
Doco: Yes I do.
TWIYpod: It's... It's love in the group chat. It'll be like. 6 15 p .m. recording day
Doco: Can't do it today.
TWIYpod: Lace shoot that text, yo.
TWIYpod: Eyes. Eyes emoji. is Is niggas podding tonight?
TWIYpod: 6 .45, don't go, man.
Lovelace: yeah
TWIYpod: I made some brownies and they was the best brownies I ever had my whole life. I don't even think I got the strength to pod today.
Doco: I don't got it
TWIYpod: And then it's just me laughing emojis.
Doco: Yeah.
Lovelace: That shit funny as fuck.
Doco: Amen. We've all canceled the pod for... for reasons. you know. Some of us is
TWIYpod: I don't think I've ever.
Doco: canceled the par because we got an empty house.
TWIYpod: I don't think I will.
Doco: Um,
TWIYpod: That's a fact.
Doco: Some of us have it. Cancel the party!
TWIYpod: That's up. That's a fact.
Doco: You know, because we're just tired. Don't want to do it listen. You know what the fuck I... Y 'all know. Or I at least try to describe.
Lovelace: hu
Doco: what I deal with on a daily basis.
TWIYpod: I don't think anybody really knows though.
Doco: Fuck. that Scully, fuck that. but Don't lie.
TWIYpod: Oh.
Doco: Don't lie. Don't lie.
TWIYpod: I'm always shocked.
Doco: Why?
TWIYpod: Because it's the 630 Joe. It's the response to the 630 eyes emoji from Lace. And it's always something that I just know is going to be exciting.
Doco: But y 'all should know, like if I don't give an immediate response... It's over.
TWIYpod: For sure.
Lovelace: Oh shit.
Doco: Yes
Lovelace: Oh, shit.
TWIYpod: For sure.
Lovelace: Hey.
Doco: That's all.
Lovelace: My family been placing wages and shit. Putting parlays on if we die or not.
TWIYpod: laughter
Doco: They thought it was done? Ain't that what he's done?
TWIYpod: You want to?
Lovelace: Bro, you ain't...
TWIYpod: They put us on prize picks?
Lovelace: You didn't hear the whites in the green room. She was like, oh, y'all I should have known y 'all was actually crying today. you When your wine wasn't downstairs. I was like, yeah, I'm back. Yeah! it
Doco: Yeah, you know kids are in school we have to just Take a little break. well Sorry, shit.
Lovelace: Niggas forced us to not take a pie because my kid's birthday was the next day. That shit was crazy.
Doco: Yeah. No, we're not recording.
Lovelace: This shit was crazy.
TWIYpod: Nah.
Doco: Enjoy your family time. Fuck that
Lovelace: That shit was crazy
TWIYpod: I'm not... I'm not going to front laces the nigga that. gives the vibe that he's going to work after the baby's born. Because it's because there's nothing to do. She's still in the hospital.
Doco: Mm hmm.
TWIYpod: Like, lace Lace had the birthday party the next day. They was doing something with the family. Pod night. And he arranged it to where he could be away. Like everything is done with the family so that he can pod still.
TWIYpod: Me and Doko looked at each other in the group chat and was just like... Why would you even do that?
Doco: We literally said it. Why? Like, why?
Lovelace: Because we trying to take this shit to the next level.
TWIYpod: Now we look away.
Lovelace: Um.
TWIYpod: No.
Doco: No, but you can just enjoy family time And then we can run it back next week, which we didn't end up running it back next week.
Lovelace: No.
Doco: Because I had something to do. But that was a good cause too. You had something to do for your family. I had to feed the streets. I think we did alright!
Lovelace: I had already fed the family.
TWIYpod: Thank you.
Lovelace: I had already been doing the stuff with the family, all right?
TWIYpod: Yeah, but the the mental gymnastics of you telling the family that family time is going to be over so you can do something with your two idiot friends.
Lovelace: No, because it wasn't even like that. The thing that we did the day before was last minute.
Doco: I guess in his...
TWIYpod: It...
Doco: Yeah.
Lovelace: It was last minute.
Doco: In his case, we hadn't. Potted in a while, so... You know, I mean it wasn't that big of a deal but Nah, fuck that. At that point, I had too many people in my house. Thank you.
Lovelace: Them niggas was like, hey.
TWIYpod: and
Lovelace: They was like, hey. They just hit me. Are you not pining tonight, Dad? Every week. Man, you not going to pie today. Stop playing. Hey, even at the at the baseball, on the way home from the baseball game.
Lovelace: You sure you're going to podcast today? I'm like...
Doco: That's hate though, low key. Why do they think we was finished?
TWIYpod: Low key, low key. Your kids was like your little podcast.
Doco: Yeah
TWIYpod: They hit you with your little podcast.
Doco: It's done. It's done.
Lovelace: okay
Doco: That's crazy. Do y 'all think we should change the name? Has has the user read his course?
Lovelace: Yeah, that shit. We get we go back to the drawing board. We gotta go back to the drum board.
Doco: I don't mind a name change.
Lovelace: We need a whole new logo, new tempo.
TWIYpod: I don't even... i don't think y 'all understand how this shit works i don't even know if that's a possibility
Doco: Yeah for sure. People rebrand all the time.
TWIYpod: Hmm.
Lovelace: Hmm. Hmm.
TWIYpod: Bat. That's a bat. Y 'all do the...
Doco: We probably have to... ah
TWIYpod: Mm hmm.
Doco: No, go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead.
TWIYpod: No, no, y 'all...
Doco: go ahead good We probably have to like buy a new feed or something like that, I'm assuming.
TWIYpod: o
TWIYpod: Mmm.
Doco: Right? That would be the difficulty
TWIYpod: Look into it. Look into it. Look into it.
Doco: So are we married to the name?
TWIYpod: I don't know I've never looked into changing the name of a podcast. what What did Denzel say in the movie?
Doco: Nah, you just kick niggas off.
TWIYpod: What did Denzel say in the movie? This is my brand. It's like... pepsi
Lovelace: Hmm.
Doco: oh
Doco: Amen.
Lovelace: a
Doco: I think we should change. it
TWIYpod: Figure it out.
Lovelace: Hey, but...
TWIYpod: I'm dumb down for it.
Lovelace: while While we're on the topic, man. Shout out to you for making us dodge that bullet, bro. Shout out to you. This is all possible because of you. ah
Doco: Who's goalie, right?
Lovelace: Yes.
TWIYpod: Hey, you're welcome.
Doco: We still got the files, though.
Lovelace: ah
TWIYpod: You're welcome. I want y 'all to know you're welcome because... We've seen the YouTube show.
Lovelace: o Hmm.
TWIYpod: We seen the YouTube show. We seen the mug bag page.
TWIYpod: We've seen everybody. jump in front of a microphone and say, oh man this is what it was really was going on
Lovelace: Yeah.
TWIYpod: And we just sat back and we just kept making content.
Doco: This is what I used to eat when I was 800 pounds. It was crazy.
Lovelace: yeah
Doco: Man.
Lovelace: Oh shit!
TWIYpod: right
Doco: I'm honestly... Like. That experience was crazy. We never really talked about it. but Yeah, we did we dodged a bullet.
Lovelace: Oh shit.
Doco: and in reality.
Lovelace: That's what you was doing with it. 3 a .m.
Doco: No, yo. Listen man. Psychics? Psychics? Rants. Random phone calls. Miss you some personal information.
Doco: And then... You finally look at them, you're like, oh, okay. This makes sense.
Lovelace: oh
Doco: This makes sense remember that one time we got into an argument about a carrot
TWIYpod: I missed that chapter.
Doco: No, he was there. Remember when we recorded that podcast?
TWIYpod: Oh, no, no
Doco: And I was making a salad.
TWIYpod: No. nah you um Listen, man.
TWIYpod: i I don't even have a problem with sun. I understand that.
Doco: No, me neither
TWIYpod: When you get to a certain level. You're difficult to work with other people because you got a vision and relying on other people to execute in your vision isn't always the best thing.
Doco: Boop, boop, boop, boop. Waves. I need you to explain to me. What level that is.
TWIYpod: When you're in creation, when you're creating. When you're a creator and you start the process of creating, then you want your shit to come out in your vision.
Doco: Yes. But... At what level do you get to just... Treat people like shit.
TWIYpod: That depends bro. That depends I'm going to keep it really funky with you. If... Nobody who's ever worked with you. that doesn't work with you anymore. Has said anything nice about you?
TWIYpod: The people that continue to work with you after that, they know what they're getting into.
TWIYpod: You understand what I'm saying?
Doco: I do. But... and I might disagree.
TWIYpod: you're making you're making You're making a choice at that point.
Doco: No, no, no.
Lovelace: Mm -hmm.
Doco: Yes, yes, yes. But I disagree, though, because there's a certain level of... Ah. half and half right that you get Where you think, okay.
Doco: You know, I mean maybe maybe not maybe And, and, and in certain
TWIYpod: It should be sweet. It'd be sweet for a little bit of time. So...
Doco: That And...
TWIYpod: That's peace.
Doco: There's a level of the people who... Severed. Relationships. don't speak Right. So you get to pretty much walk around with.
Doco: your story being told rather than You know what I mean? like for example is Three people right here have never said a word. Really, up until today.
TWIYpod: Nah, but when son comes through with a new cameraman. The second camera man's gotta be saying
Doco: I knew that bedroom was crazy though.
Lovelace: yeah
Lovelace: right
Doco: oh Whatever you into. You go do that. You. Oh boy!
Lovelace: Meh.
TWIYpod: when When Sun comes through with a new cameraman, the new cameraman's got to be saying somewhere. Yo, I wonder why the old cameraman ain't here no more.
Doco: yeah but Yes, that only comes up. after the weird shit pops up because in the beginning this is new fun creative
TWIYpod: Honeymoon face. Honeymoon phase. honeymoon phase
Lovelace: Mm -hmm.
Doco: Yeah, bro
TWIYpod: Honeymoon face.
Doco: Yeah! Especially if you're an eager person.
TWIYpod: During the honeymoon phase there's always peace.
Doco: But if you got to think about this too though, he's always finding people who are Eager to get their foot in the game too, right? So they don't necessarily know what it's supposed to look like.
Doco: Or... They... You're just used to people like that being an asshole so you put up with For a certain amount of time and until you just don't want to do it okay You know?
TWIYpod: No, I think.
Lovelace: Right. When it got to the point. When it got to the point. That niggas is doing the net the Netflix tree ah What it was like working for working with
TWIYpod: And there's so many videos out there where you're not in the best light.
Doco: There's a lot of people.
TWIYpod: where you're talking down to other streamers, you're talking down to other people. Like, it's enough.
TWIYpod: It's enough. footage. It's enough. discourse out there about you to where if somebody is choosing to work with you now, they're making a choice. And whatever happens as a result, you got to live with that because you knew what kind of environment you was going into.
Doco: I agree. But there's a certain level of like...
TWIYpod: it's ah it's ah it's a risky It's a risky clout chase.
Doco: There's a certain level of like that style of content Is like... entertaining until there's Done to you.
TWIYpod: Yeah, people people getting talked down on is is cool until it's done to you. Nah, people getting talked down on ain't never cool. It's slightly entertaining. And you say, ah I know a nigga wouldn't talk to me like that. And then when a nigga talks to you like that, you just sitting there like, hmm.
TWIYpod: Look at me. How'd we get here?
Doco: Yeah. Yeah.
Lovelace: Nah.
Doco: You know wrong
TWIYpod: But awesome prayers.
Doco: You're not alone.
TWIYpod: Thoughts and prayers. I hope the best. I hope the best for son. But damn, when that ship when that shit started coming out, I just put in a group chat, yo. Niggas got to give Scully some props, bro.
TWIYpod: Niggas owe DJ some props, like virtual high five, like you niggas carry on in the group chat a lot. No, I don't see enough thank yous in this group chat.
Doco: I don't see enough thank yous either.
Lovelace: hey All I know is.
Doco: I dealt with his shit the most
Lovelace: All I know is nigga said who?
Doco: I dealt with his shit.
Lovelace: um
Doco: The most.
Lovelace: He said, who?
Doco: The fuck out of here.
Lovelace: Who?
TWIYpod: Ah!
Doco: The most you know I did
Lovelace: The coach has missed that whole part because he's going through trauma. But...
TWIYpod: Yeah.
Lovelace: The who was crazy, bro.
TWIYpod: Yeah.
Lovelace: The who was crazy. Niggas ain't been talking for three years and shit, bruh. Bye.
Lovelace: Let's go. Did you see that? ah that so that tweet i put out saying this is my um This the old nigga and the young nigga in my group chat.
TWIYpod: No.
TWIYpod: Is that me and my son? Is that me and my man sitting there?
Doco: he don't go he yeah He don't move fast enough. For sure.
Lovelace: Oh cool shit.
Doco: You don't move fast enough
Lovelace: Oh shit.
TWIYpod: i've been I've been putting up buckets recently. I've been putting up buckets on accident. I've been putting up buckets online. I got to do better.
Doco: You be wildin'.
TWIYpod: I got it. I be wildin' a little bit.
Doco: No a lot of it
TWIYpod: Well...
Doco: Some of the shit you be saying, I'm like damn, I wouldn't even say that.
TWIYpod: you
Doco: And I think I'd be saying, wow, shit.
TWIYpod: i be so I say it, but then it's like sometimes I just be caught up in the rapture. like Anita Baker type shit. Like niggas is going back and forth.
Lovelace: No.
TWIYpod: and me being a silent observer. I just...
Doco: but you're not a silent of you're an observer
TWIYpod: Well, once I start talking about it, I'm no longer a silent observer.
Doco: thank you There we go.
TWIYpod: But it just be jokes. It just be jokes.
Doco: Yeah, but it's not jokes to people who are mentally unstable.
TWIYpod: On God.
Doco: Like, come on, man.
Lovelace: Oh, shit.
TWIYpod: I thought they was funny when they cleared the draft.
Doco: Hey, will you?
TWIYpod: I, when I hit send, I was laughing. I want y 'all to know when I hit send. Every time I'm laughing, bro. and And you might not even get the full texture behind it. Go read my shits in chronological order. Like if I said some shit at 12 .05 and it made you raise your eyebrow.
TWIYpod: or you call the attitude behind it. Go look at 1203 and 1202. You got to put this shit together. like like an extra sketch, like a connect. You got to put this shit together.
TWIYpod: to get it.
Lovelace: Hey, I ain't gonna lie. I might be a bad friend.
Doco: a lot of effort
Lovelace: I might be a bad friend because half the time. I don't even know what the fuck this nigga's talking about.
Doco: scholar
Lovelace: ah
Doco: No, I mean on you can tell what he'd be talking about You could tell, for sure.
Lovelace: I be having to hit him on the side like, hey. is this referencing such as I don't be knowing, bro.
Doco: For sure. You can tell what you mean to talk about.
Lovelace: I don't know what the fuck you talking about.
TWIYpod: Yeah, when my joints be on the big screen in the group chat, I'd be sitting there and I'd just be like, oh, brother. Oh brother. I need that Ben Affleck meme where he's smoking a cigarette sitting outside, it standing outside his house.
TWIYpod: Because as soon as my shit ended up in the group.
Lovelace: Was that gone girl
TWIYpod: Yeah, as soon as my shit end up in a group chat, I'm like, oh, man, now I got to fucking explain to niggas so that they don't think I'm off my rocker.
Doco: no you just gotta Scroll on the timeline, see you in them little stupid ass rooms. And then you got your answer right there.
TWIYpod: More times than not.
Lovelace: a
TWIYpod: But I miss potting, so I'll put up less points now that we back potting.
Doco: What did you say?
Lovelace: Nah. Nah, it's too much time in the day, bro.
Doco: What'd you say?
Lovelace: We only pod for an hour and a half. You got too much time.
Lovelace: That they sweet they got and a half hours in a day
Doco: in I will say.
Lovelace: ever
Doco: When I see the succession of tweets, And then like niggas. try to get your uh specific attention in the group should i be offended
Lovelace: It do be a lot of highlighted scullies in the chat, bruh.
Doco: Abi Yafan.
Lovelace: And that nigga don't come back for three hours.
TWIYpod: It'd be a lot.
Doco: anything about that.
Lovelace: yeah
Doco: i be a f Sometimes it'd be three days, nigga.
TWIYpod: My phone, my phone be vibrating. My phone be vibrating off every one of them too.
Doco: Yeah, that's I ain't gonna lie. I'd be offended. These old ass niggas sees these dicks.
Lovelace: Does series in this nigga here all day? New message from...
Doco: This nigga bro.
Doco: His Iron Man shit is telling him. Like... Yeah, I mean
TWIYpod: No, but y 'all gotta understand, I need the fans to understand that Doko... His position in the group chat, he's the group chat gaslighter
Doco: what
Lovelace: e
TWIYpod: Doko's bucket getters is the phrase that pays. He's the group chat gaslighter.
Doco: check I beg your pardon.
TWIYpod: He's gonna He's going to say something wild and salacious.
Doco: Okay. of
TWIYpod: Get everybody riled up.
Doco: every
TWIYpod: and he's gonna be like yo come look at this yo come save your man yo come Come help me. I'm getting jumped. And then. that We 68 messages deep in 15 minutes.
TWIYpod: And then he just feels good about keeping the group chat active and alive.
Doco: yeah
TWIYpod: Like he'll start.
Doco: yep go
TWIYpod: They'll start hitting them all. He'll start at mall on some shape like oh yeah, there's all like pork ah Oh, y 'all niggas don't like pork? Oh, I forgot this is a pork -free group chat.
Doco: On a Sunday.
Doco: For no reason I don't know
TWIYpod: Amen. you know it's 17 muslims in the group chat he talking about y 'all eat pork and this all the muslims is sitting there like no nigga we don't eat pork
Doco: Y 'all niggas eat fruit snacks, though.
TWIYpod: And then it's me. Rob Markman I pop up. yeah I had bacon. this morning. Gang of bacon.
Lovelace: Yeah.
TWIYpod: And then we got lace
Doco: I don't know what's wrong with you.
TWIYpod: Laces the...
Doco: The beef and the pork go through the same thing.
TWIYpod: Lace is the trendy man in the group chat. We we have to address this.
Lovelace: ah
TWIYpod: We have to address this.
Doco: We do.
Lovelace: Alright.
Doco: We do.
TWIYpod: ah
Lovelace: all Alright. Mm -hmm.
TWIYpod: Because... The group -like gaslighter, group chat gaslighter, he put in the joint, he said, yo, check this nigga's story out.
TWIYpod: I let this shit cook. I'm not even going to stop what I'm doing to go check the story out because I know Doco. Sometimes just once. His phone to vibrate.
TWIYpod: And to get those notifications.
Lovelace: okay it
TWIYpod: i He just wants.
Doco: no For a record.
TWIYpod: He wants the endorphins.
Doco: I have I have the group chat silenced.
TWIYpod: Mmm.
Doco: I do.
TWIYpod: That's strange.
Doco: so it's not about the vibration
Lovelace: oh
TWIYpod: You just want the endorphins.
Doco: It's just for the laughs
TWIYpod: He just wants the endorphins of seeing that number go up.
Doco: What?
Doco: We got it.
Doco: been watching all the videos
Lovelace: It is here. why niggas can't eat at work
Doco: It's time.
TWIYpod: Mm -mm.
Doco: So...
Lovelace: Well, I can't eat at work
Lovelace: Are you my buddy camera?
TWIYpod: No.
Lovelace: Oh my bad. You want my bite on the video?
Doco: See y 'all.
Lovelace: Yeah!
Doco: What did you miss?
Lovelace: God bless you.
TWIYpod: Ew!
Doco: man.
TWIYpod: You see my man put the music behind it, though?
Doco: ah
TWIYpod: He had a nice vignette.
Lovelace: It's not about... Good as fuck
TWIYpod: Yes. He had a nice vignette on the joint.
Lovelace: Hey.
Doco: bluetooth disconnected That's so funny dude.
TWIYpod: Yo, lace Lace, why you do that?
Lovelace: A. Wisdom.
Doco: Yeah, why'd you wake up and want to be a food influencer?
TWIYpod: Why?
Lovelace: Well... Two things. I didn't want to be a food influencer. If y 'all go back to three years ago. I did the same review.
Doco: i his
Lovelace: When chick -fil -a bullshit was popular. I'm a Chick -fil -A connoisseur, right?
Lovelace: Chicken and waffles.
Doco: taking a walk
Lovelace: I'm from Atlanta
Doco: So you like homophobia?
Lovelace: It's a staple.
TWIYpod: oh wait wait wait wait
Lovelace: It's a cycle.
Doco: um
TWIYpod: yes
Lovelace: Yeah.
TWIYpod: No, no, no, no.
Doco: wow You a homophobia connoisseur?
TWIYpod: Mmm.
Lovelace: I'm eating food, bro.
TWIYpod: You gotta answer this.
Doco: ah here I'm eating food, bruh.
Lovelace: I'm eating food bruh I'm eating food, bro.
TWIYpod: You got to answer this game.
Lovelace: Hmm.
Doco: my ears oh that's Fucking hilarious
Lovelace: oh
TWIYpod: Yep. Because we're going to clip this up.
Lovelace: I mean for Why are we on topic?
Doco: people
TWIYpod: You have to answer this.
Lovelace: Why are we on the topic? in my old household i was called names because i shop at target so
Doco: and my own household though i was called shop card so
Lovelace: so Fuck nigga
Doco: but I told my wife today we ain't fucking with Target.
Lovelace: Hey.
Doco: hey
Lovelace: I don't buy Halloween costumes from Target. So...
Doco: so that was my Where are you buying from?
Lovelace: That wasn't my demographic that was being... Wait.
TWIYpod: Turn down your reverb.
Doco: right
Lovelace: Hmm.
TWIYpod: You echoing.
Lovelace: party
Doco: hard
Lovelace: Party City.
Doco: me
TWIYpod: Lace.
Lovelace: uh,
Doco: parties Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lovelace: Yeah, Party City.
Doco: you know. No spear Halloween.
Lovelace: Oh.
Doco: Thank you
Lovelace: online. Like... I don't go to Target for my Halloween costume. I don't go to Walmart.
Doco: Beer Halloween. No, no, no. But you ain't about to wiggle your way out of this food.
Lovelace: Hollywood Festival.
Doco: influencer you know You know, what's this new stick of yours, you know?
TWIYpod: Did Chick -fil -A pay you?
Lovelace: It's not a shtick. It's one video. Should I wish?
TWIYpod: The Chick -fil -A.
Doco: But like...
Lovelace: yeah I wish, man.
Doco: Why only Chick -fil -A?
TWIYpod: Hmm.
Lovelace: What?
Doco: Because you said you did it with the bowl and now you did it with the waffle sandwich joint
TWIYpod: Yeah.
Lovelace: and No, no, no, no, no. I've been to a bunch of the... um I've been to a bunch of the trendy places like to eat. But I don't I'm not a food influencer.
TWIYpod: with
Lovelace: I don't do all the videos.
Doco: I ain't never seen you with an Aki bow, nigga.
TWIYpod: But how many of these places that you've been to eat did you turn your camera on?
Lovelace: i have
Doco: Yep.
TWIYpod: And then put the camera in your face.
Lovelace: None.
Doco: and get a lapel mic.
Lovelace: None. None. I might tweet about it. But. None.
Doco: Nigga when I got him a lapel mic for the chick -fil -a waffle
Lovelace: Hey. When you eat that shit You gonna understand.
Doco: I saw a couple people say it was dry.
Lovelace: They lie to it. the only thing I would have did differently. I would have put less syrup on it.
Doco: Less?
Lovelace: What no, no
TWIYpod: You control the syrup.
Lovelace: No, no, no.
TWIYpod: You can juggle.
Lovelace: I said I would have put less spirit.
TWIYpod: Yeah.
Lovelace: I poured...
Doco: afford
Lovelace: Because I'm thinking is why oh boom boom boom. I don't put less syrup on that the only thing I change
Doco: So it was too soggy?
Lovelace: No, it wasn't soggy at all.
Doco: but
Lovelace: That thing is firm pause But...
Doco: but Whatever you into? You go do that. You go do you, my brother. but but
Lovelace: no, like Everything's sturdy.
Doco: Just saying. Shout out to the gays.
Lovelace: but I had to just put a little bit of syrup because it's already sweet enough, Oz.
TWIYpod: I'll help today. Okay.
Doco: yeah
TWIYpod: Yo!
Doco: I had to say, nigga.
Doco: That's crazy
TWIYpod: I can't do this, man. like
Lovelace: Good sandwich, man.
Doco: but Why?
TWIYpod: I just want to know why You... Out of all things to review. Why is it the most...
Doco: Go ahead and say it.
TWIYpod: culturally inappropriate meal.
Doco: is cost
TWIYpod: Chicken and waffle. You might as well sat up there and said, we doing a watermelon review.
Lovelace: Don't eat watermelon. Hold on So.
TWIYpod: Why not?
Doco: I don't need nothing I can't spell.
TWIYpod: It's delicious.
Lovelace: Are you good? it Are you good?
Lovelace: Okay. hey hey hey
TWIYpod: Get your mans, bro. It's amazing. that's your mans That's your man. your man.
Lovelace: And you need to make some hard notes. Come be sure that we can go on now, bro. Don't fuck with me on the spelling shit. Oh, no.
Doco: My God, that's so funny. Y 'all never saw Beauty Shop?
Lovelace: No, we've seen beauty shop, but I'm telling you These people are not going to understand your reference.
Doco: Come on
TWIYpod: No way.
Doco: and No, they don't give it.
TWIYpod: No.
Lovelace: Yeah.
Doco: They gonna get it.
TWIYpod: no we No, we haven't seen Beauty Shop.
Lovelace: Yeah. 15 of them not going to understand your reference.
Doco: Skully, you've seen beauty shops. Stop it.
TWIYpod: Bro, y 'all not finna put Beauty Shop on my body like that.
Doco: We just have a zoo.
TWIYpod: Why would I be watching Beauty Shop as an adult male?
Doco: Great movie. shop Because you like Queen Latifah
Lovelace: Hey, so I had a... um I had an answer for that, but I'm gonna be respectful.
Doco: You like we were deep Yeah, like what are we talking about? like What are we talking about?
Lovelace: I can name a few reasons why you've seen Beauty Shop.
Doco: Yeah, they be built like Queen Latifah.
TWIYpod: Why would I watch?
Lovelace: I feel like i feel like i feel like shawty that nurse you back to health after that um
Doco: i
Lovelace: after the milkshake stomping Gay beauty shop on in the background Yeah.
TWIYpod: I didn't get nursed back to health. but
Doco: He said I was left alone.
TWIYpod: Yo, why you make it sound like I got stomped into a body cast or something?
Doco: white Here.
Doco: I mean.
Lovelace: you Tell the story. I'm just going by what I envision.
Doco: Enough where you wanted to go get sprinkles on your ice cream as a grown -ass man
Lovelace: Yes, please.
Lovelace: Miggas was doing the hokey pokey.
Doco: Yeah.
Lovelace: Yeah.
TWIYpod: Yo, what about beauty shop is in for a nigga that just feels like a girl movie so you took a girl on the date there or you was watching a joint. by yourself because that's the type of vibe.
Doco: I watched it by myself. I was like 12.
TWIYpod: So the mood struck. You was just in the mood. You ain't gonna watch Rambo. No, no, we're going to throw in that.
Doco: people forward
TWIYpod: That beauty shop.
Lovelace: a Scully.
Doco: That's hate.
TWIYpod: We not finna watch Godfather.
Lovelace: That's your bag. Beauty shop being owned at the house from BET in the background is your bag.
Doco: moment with to have
Doco: that's hate niy I have a diverse palette
TWIYpod: I'm not watching BET in my house.
Doco: That's racism.
Lovelace: Oh. Oh.
Doco: Why not?
Lovelace: when you stop watching BET.
TWIYpod: White people on BET, what you mean that's racist?
Lovelace: When you No, no, that ain't been always the case.
Doco: it's not No, no, no, no. No.
Lovelace: That's recent.
Doco: Thank you very much.
Lovelace: That's recently biased.
TWIYpod: Viacom is on BET as long as you've been alive.
Doco: Sick. So say more.
Lovelace: No, no, they have not
Doco: Said no, no, no, they have not.
Lovelace: No, they haven't.
Doco: Thank you.
TWIYpod: i don't know how old you are i don't know how old you niggers are that's a problem also
Doco: Thank you
Lovelace: May I?
Doco: Oh, more lies for the pub. We're going to do a lie tally down here at least.
TWIYpod: love
Lovelace: Viacom is within the last 10 years. that's No, no, no, no.
Doco: a
TWIYpod: No. Nah, it's more than that.
Lovelace: Yeah.
TWIYpod: It's early 2000s.
Lovelace: Google's your friend. Google is your friend Google is your friend.
Doco: Go ahead.
Lovelace: bro
Doco: to you i'll google
Lovelace: All right.
TWIYpod: No.
Lovelace: but
TWIYpod: i'm not i'm not watching i'm not giving bet that much energy
Lovelace: Now if you say BET plus you ain't fucking with yes, I understand I understand
TWIYpod: Yes.
Doco: yeah say
TWIYpod: The only time I'm watching BET, the only time I'm watching BET is if the new edition movie is on there.
Lovelace: Because why are we paying for that?
TWIYpod: or the Bobby Brown movie. Don't call. Doco's bucket getters about Viacom. What'd it say? We can't read that brother.
TWIYpod: 2000. 2000.
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: Yeah.
Lovelace: Already the majority owner in 2000
Doco: No, we ain't doing that. That's what he said.
Lovelace: will
Doco: That's what he said. That's what he said
TWIYpod: Thank you.
Doco: He was right!
TWIYpod: Because they also own vehicles. Because they also own VH1 too.
Doco: yeah
Lovelace: They do on VH1.
Doco: This is why we kept seeing Baby Boy. They were trying to hold niggas back.
Doco: They're trying to pollute niggas, you know what I'm saying? It was a sigh up.
Lovelace: he
TWIYpod: Hey, you will you either gonna get baby boy on BET, you gonna get ridiculousness on MTV.
Lovelace: Yeah.
TWIYpod: or you're going to get Flavor of Love on VH1.
Doco: oh my God that's really funny man.
TWIYpod: Pick your poison. Pick your Viacom poison.
Doco: That is funny. No, growing up as a BET kid, though, was what was important. 106 and Park after school. That was important.
TWIYpod: Rap City.
Doco: For sure. In the basement, yeah.
TWIYpod: I ain't do my homework. I ain't do my homework. I still watch Rap City. I think that's amazing.
Doco: yeah
TWIYpod: To God ble be the glory. Never did my homework.
Doco: He wasn't doing homework to begin with, nigga.
TWIYpod: I know, but I still got to watch Rhapsody.
Doco: He was going... Nevermind. Um.
Lovelace: Shout out Big Tigger. uh Uh.
Doco: Shout them out.
TWIYpod: We haven't parted in a minute.
Lovelace: Over and out.
TWIYpod: No, you can shout him out.
Doco: What?
TWIYpod: You can shout him out. That was a hit. They tried to put a hit on my nigga.
Lovelace: Bye.
Doco: mr
Lovelace: Wait a sec.
Doco: yeah go mr tigger stop please mr ticker
Lovelace: why
TWIYpod: Hey, Apollo. Call his son Mr. Tigger. like He don't have ah a government name. like He don't have a Christian name.
Doco: Niggas name is Ray Sean or some shit.
Lovelace: Oh, shit.
Doco: What is his real name?
Lovelace: Oh shit.
TWIYpod: William probably. well Timothy. Who fucking knows?
Lovelace: That's like a case
TWIYpod: But I know his mama didn't.
Lovelace: How long is it?
TWIYpod: Look at that baby, seven pounds, three ounces. Fresh out the womb with the womb ash on them and say.
Doco: more like not
TWIYpod: Imma name this baby Tigger.
Lovelace: Oh.
Lovelace: Hey
TWIYpod: I know his mama ain't do that. She probably...
Lovelace: Man.
TWIYpod: She probably gave him a nice name, a nice Muslim name.
Lovelace: Hey, shit.
Doco: um stop but ah i don't know
Lovelace: Nah, he got a standard name.
TWIYpod: You call that nigga Jamiroquai?
Lovelace: He got a standard name. No, no, no.
Doco: not no
Lovelace: no no
Doco: Not free him though. You don't do that in front of no kid.
Lovelace: i Didn't say free him there's that wrong with him. It's his partner to win us under the microscope. Don't do that
Doco: He still did something crazy.
Lovelace: His... He ain't do nothing crazy.
TWIYpod: What did he do?
Doco: okay
TWIYpod: He tried to get his phone.
Lovelace: He didn't do that crazy.
Doco: baby Come on. Oh man.
Lovelace: Okay. bra No, no, no, no, no. Go look at the old girl.
TWIYpod: I've seen more aggressive.
Lovelace: look at the old girl.
Doco: It doesn't matter if you seem more aggressive.
Lovelace: He was the...
Doco: That's still something you shouldn't be doing.
TWIYpod: I've seen more aggressive play fighting than what he was trying to do when he was trying to get that phone.
Doco: i Maybe.
TWIYpod: Shorty just laid on the ground. She was hollering, being dramatic. He tried to put his arm between her arms.
Doco: Yes. He couldn't just leave?
TWIYpod: he was
TWIYpod: But she had his phone.
Doco: whatever's in there she's gonna get it regardless it don't matter
Lovelace: The question mark on Tigger is just...
Doco: ah what come on
Lovelace: No, no, no his decision -making like are you with that woman?
TWIYpod: No, go ahead. Love you.
Lovelace: Why are you with that woman?
TWIYpod: because he yanked nigga that's why you with her because he yanked
Lovelace: Because...
Doco: Yeah, for sure. We all like a little bit of crazy.
Lovelace: And see.
Doco: Muitama.
Lovelace: Cuz that shit when I found out about her brother Fuck all that.
TWIYpod: Nah, I mean, listen.
Lovelace: Ain't nowhere.
Lovelace: mm -hmm
Doco: Ladies, I hate this, like...
TWIYpod: That time frame that somebody...
Doco: No! Wait a second, though.
TWIYpod: has that time frame that somebody has your personal device without your permission
Doco: Oh, this nigga's going back.
TWIYpod: That time that somebody has your personal device without your permission. is a very stressful time.
Doco: It's stressful, yeah, but either way, she's good if she doesn't get it now, she's going to get it later.
Lovelace: o
Doco: EW! Fuck it.
Lovelace: Nigga, change the password and do the auto erase.
TWIYpod: Yo, everybody didn't work at the Apple store like you niggas.
Doco: But like, not, but okay, so.
TWIYpod: cra
Doco: Change the password, auto erase. When they see your phone eventually, when everything's gone, that's still suspicious. Yes.
Lovelace: Suspicious ain't evidence.
Doco: oh hell no It's the same thing.
Lovelace: Turn your vibration down, bruh.
Doco: five Well, I moved my phone. But it's the same thing.
Lovelace: yeah
Doco: It's the same thing.
TWIYpod: To me it's... To me, it's just a certain level of... It's just privacy, bro. like What if I'm in these group chats and I'm cooking? You.
Lovelace: Mmm.
TWIYpod: Now you got my personal device. and you see the text thread with me and my 10 idiot friends is cooking you.
Lovelace: who
Doco: yeah I mean...
TWIYpod: That's worse than any infidelity that you could muster.
Doco: that's the That's the gamble they take. No, it's not. He knows now.
TWIYpod: ah Well for a man it is.
Doco: Yeah. For sure.
TWIYpod: women women ah Women don't put the icing on the cake with the infidelity, but if you've seen that he was in the group chat cooking you. and your bad wigs and your bad plates.
TWIYpod: And he was talking about how your baby can't read and your baby eight years old. You will feel a way about that, young ladies.
Doco: Yeah, for sure. For sure.
TWIYpod: You don't want a nigga in the group chat talking about you ain't swept the floor in three days.
Doco: for sure
Doco: It goes the other way too though.
TWIYpod: Talking about put your feet put put your feet in his mouth. No, you ain't swept the floor in three days.
Doco: Imagine this though. Nigga think he doing something every time we fuck. Nigga ain't doing nothing.
Lovelace: a
TWIYpod: Still hit, though.
Doco: Do you think he doing something around here?
TWIYpod: still it Still beat.
Doco: I can't wait till I find me a new man with a little more money.
TWIYpod: Still beat.
Doco: It's negative. these See? it It don't really work like that. It still be cool But in reality, your ego takes a little hit.
Lovelace: a
TWIYpod: Yeah, a little hip.
Doco: That's why in reality everybody should just mind their business.
Lovelace: Breath.
Doco: Well, Ace.
Lovelace: He's from the Bronx. Enough said. That's it!
Doco: and we all like
TWIYpod: What's wrong with the Bronx?
Doco: And we all like a little bit of crazy. Let's be honest.
TWIYpod: Hold on, what's wrong with the Bronx?
Lovelace: thinking Hey, it's going. You've been in those. in those Brock streets before.
Doco: that's funny
TWIYpod: I have.
Lovelace: You be in them spaces street with people that's from the Bronx You see?
TWIYpod: I am.
Lovelace: It's just this is the common denominator.
Doco: alta Yeah.
Lovelace: The motherfuckers from the Bronx is different breath something
Doco: for
Lovelace: in that water supply over there, bro.
Doco: what
Lovelace: That's what it is.
Doco: well what is what was What was so sketchy about her history for you? Please.
Lovelace: Oh, no, no, no.
Doco: oh
Lovelace: She's just a terrible mother, bro. Like, how your child been missing for X amount of time and you ain't...
Doco: i found
Lovelace: You just... yada yadda yada yada yada this is
TWIYpod: You ain't put up a missing poster.
Lovelace: Like, come on, bro. It's shit suspicious.
TWIYpod: I ain't seen... i ain't seen you on the telethon i ain't seen you on rap city talking about yo find my kid
Lovelace: Mm -mm.
Doco: No, she's with Mr. Tigger.
TWIYpod: Mr. Fucking Tigger.
Doco: That's crazy that's great
TWIYpod: oh
Doco: Oh, no.
Lovelace: Nah, bro.
Doco: i don't know
TWIYpod: All praise to the Most High.
Lovelace: now
Doco: Did y 'all see that spider -man shit
TWIYpod: What spider -man shit?
Lovelace: The nigga.
Doco: No, the new Spider -Man.
TWIYpod: The movie?
Doco: Yeah.
Lovelace: Oh, the movie. See, you can't. The disrespect in this thing, bro.
TWIYpod: You see how he did it? You see how he did it?
Lovelace: The disrespect in this thing, bro.
TWIYpod: He was like... Hey, y 'all see that Spider -Man shit?
Doco: Yeah. Cause I'm not really, yeah. I mean, I'm not sold the way y 'all are sold.
Lovelace: Where's Khalil? Let me call Khalil. Go ahead.
TWIYpod: i thought it was I thought it was sturdy.
Doco: okay I'm not.
Lovelace: Go ahead, Scully.
Doco: that's how it would start
TWIYpod: You ain't think it was starting yout think it was a good movie?
Doco: It was a good movie. i just i don't Tom doesn't move me. Bye. Him as Spider -Man, it does nothing for me, bro.
TWIYpod: Tom's not my Spider -Man. So I understand that, but it was better than three. And way better than one with Tom.
Lovelace: Hello? Yep. Clip. What's up? You on the pod, bro. wait Why am I being called in? Because DoCo's Bucket Getters is at it again.
Lovelace: about Spider -Man.
Doco: I don't appreciate this
Lovelace: Why do y 'all keep getting raised by this man?
Doco: I didn't consent to this.
Lovelace: He is he is a rage raider. He said time no moving man, I want you to tell the people Why? Tom is the best Spider -Man of all time.
Doco: i'll mute it i'll give out I mean it.
Lovelace: Tom is easily the best Spider -Man. Not only does the storyline he follows actually make sense for what the comics and what we're used to from the animated show, he also has way better stunts. He also did not have webs coming out of his arms to begin with, and he had to develop technology, and then he developed the webs in this recent movie, which was pretty accurate to what we're used to. He has actually fought the criminals and not just...
Lovelace: got his ass kicked for most of the movie, and then somehow found a way to win in the end. He didn't look like he was 45 when he was Spider -Man. You go back and watch themam the first Spider -Man, he looked like he was about 40.
Lovelace: Yeah, he's supposed to be in high school. He's supposed to be in college. but Like, what are we even talking about? He wasn't even even funny. He was awkward. The original Spider -Man movies, he was just awkward. he There was no comedy style.
TWIYpod: He was he was autistic
Lovelace: There was no... it were It was fucking... Awkward as hell. Him and Harry had this like weird homoerotic. brother -frenemy relationship the whole three movies and it was just weird and it it it was cool because we hadn't seen spider -man and on a big screen like that so it was you know it it set the tone for what comic books kind of were in that realm a little bit it helped i give it the credit preserves Other than that.
Doco: Whatever you into? You go do that.
Lovelace: It's not that great of a Spider -Man dog.
Doco: This thing is just rambling.
Lovelace: He got carried by the villains. He getting his shit off.
TWIYpod: Awesome.
Lovelace: that
TWIYpod: My son cooking.
Lovelace: The acting that Maguire did with was piss poor. He's a good actor, but we got to be honest, especially the third movie.
Doco: Hello, you've been drinking.
Lovelace: The first one, he was okay. The second one is, of course, the best.
Doco: yeah Yeah.
Lovelace: The third one, it's just bad, bro. The awkward dancing scenes. I don't know who the director was. But see, that's where Tom also gets built up because you can hear stories about Tom actually being involved in the creative process.
Lovelace: He pushes back on scripts that are not right.
Doco: aye
Lovelace: He tells them, hey, we got to get this done.
Doco: I had enough.
Lovelace: Alright.
Doco: Anna.
Lovelace: You just went on two -minute rant. You went on two -minute rant.
Doco: I had enough.
Lovelace: But look... But love look, but look, Delco's going to rebut, but...
Doco: And, uh... but but
Lovelace: um I appreciate you coming on.
Doco: Hello. Coming up.
Lovelace: We're going to put you on the pod officially here soon. Knuckles said we in season three.
Doco: the fucking phone!
Lovelace: Save your mother. But I'ma holla at you, bro.
Doco: upon
TWIYpod: ah Every time this nigga Lace pick up his phone for the pod.
Lovelace: Talk to you later.
TWIYpod: It's very entertaining. You remember like the last time we potty, he called his granny.
Lovelace: correct
Doco: maybe and you know She said, yeah, we was crying for Luther.
TWIYpod: Lace called his granny.
Doco: We cry for Luther, baby.
Lovelace: Hey.
Doco: I'm sorry.
Lovelace: yeah
Doco: I'm sorry baby.
TWIYpod: Yo, Lace called his granny. Hey, Lace, phone a friend. That's the new se segment of the pod. Phone a friend.
Lovelace: ah
Doco: Vlasius calls anyone?
TWIYpod: randomly.
Lovelace: Goodbye, yeah.
Doco: Yeah, it don't even have to be in context. Of what we talk about.
TWIYpod: Yes.
Doco: Just fucking call someone.
TWIYpod: Just know, if Lays call you on a Saturday night, it's some bullshit.
Lovelace: yeah
Doco: that's fucking
TWIYpod: There's some bullshit. We about to make content out of you if Lays call you on Saturday night.
Doco: Hilarious that's Hilarious bro But he's wrong, though.
Lovelace: Right.
Doco: He got beat up this whole movie.
Lovelace: Now!
TWIYpod: Hmm.
Doco: This whole movie.
Lovelace: He ain't get beat up this whole movie.
TWIYpod: He was holding back for most of it.
Doco: oh
Lovelace: because
Doco: god
Lovelace: i Don't know what duco was last
Doco: Because he didn't... know himself and couldn't control his powers and he was
Lovelace: He was going through remote.
Doco: overstimulated He was overstimulated.
Lovelace: stuff.
Doco: This nigga is an autistic spider.
Lovelace: Oh my god. laughter
TWIYpod: It's a sign of the times.
Doco: This nigga was overstimulated.
TWIYpod: It's a sign of the times.
Doco: Oh my god. He was overstimulated.
Lovelace: The only thing
TWIYpod: It's just nine of the tons.
Doco: Didn't know how to control his power. First of all, I'm... It's hard for me to believe that he didn't have anything that emotionally. Triggered him over the - Four years that fucking Ned and...
Doco: ah MJ were in school, right? No, it it took him seeing his bitch Kissing a nigga at a house party after he brought some flowers.
Lovelace: And they go, what?
TWIYpod: That and...
Doco: Stalker.
Lovelace: Then they go stay tick -tock every day, bro
TWIYpod: That's an emotionally wrecked me.
Lovelace: He watched the TikTok every day, bro. He was tapped in.
TWIYpod: That's the reason. That done emotionally wrecked me. I'm not gonna hold you.
Doco: So watching your girl
TWIYpod: See? You see your queen, you see your queen sipping jungle juice. with another nigga who had a good sturdy head of hair
Doco: Yeah?
TWIYpod: And you just out here in the shadows.
Lovelace: but what
Doco: Yep.
TWIYpod: Shit gonna be different for you emotionally shit gonna be different for you when you see your queen
Lovelace: We'll see.
Doco: so
TWIYpod: kissing another dude with the lights on and both their eyes is closed
Doco: and both they
TWIYpod: And she rocking.
Lovelace: o
Doco: one
TWIYpod: She's swaying side to side with the kids.
Doco: inside
Doco: you wouldn't have seen that in four years.
TWIYpod: I'll burn this whole, I'll air this whole fucking party out.
Doco: oh the whole are yeah
TWIYpod: Everybody can die tonight. I'm Spider -Man.
Doco: Over a kiss?
TWIYpod: That's my queen! What you mean over a kiss?
Doco: no it's not it's been four years
Lovelace: oh
TWIYpod: Open mouth.
Doco: open
Lovelace: ah
Doco: a
TWIYpod: What?
Doco: And he gave her flowers.
TWIYpod: the lights on!
Doco: And he gave her flowers.
TWIYpod: motherfuckers out here kissing and with the lights on in a well in a well -lit room
Doco: But why are you being a stalker? well Why are you being a stalker? Why are you coming to a party uninvited?
TWIYpod: That's... That's how babies are made. Lace got seven of them.
Doco: That's weird.
TWIYpod: I bet money it started with a kiss with the lights on.
Doco: ah the its with the lights on every one of them fuckcker pick
TWIYpod: Every one of them fucking babies he got. started with a kiss. With the lights on.
Doco: Two of them came from no kissing at all.
Lovelace: This nigga crazy
Doco: for sure.
TWIYpod: da look
Doco: yeah the Fuck. it
TWIYpod: Hey, need to put that on prize picture.
Doco: um
TWIYpod: You know, how son conceived these kids?
Lovelace: That's fucking crazy
Doco: No kids at all none
Lovelace: While you may be correct.
Doco: Kazeeb.
Lovelace: While you may be correct.
TWIYpod: you
Doco: Thank you.
Lovelace: I do got a question while we on this Marvel topic, man.
TWIYpod: No, he was talking about me.
Doco: No, he's talking it to me.
TWIYpod: i'm correct
Doco: For sure.
Lovelace: I got a question about this Marvel shit, bro.
Doco: We'll never know.
Lovelace: I know I posted one of the leaks.
Doco: go
Lovelace: In the chat. but I think Marvel Leagues might be like... the wrestling dirt sheets now bruh like niggas Is having whole scripts now And it's being posted online. This shit is insane.
Doco: What does that mean, though? Like... Is that something we can believe or?
Lovelace: Well... The problem is is that when that trailer dropped? That second trailer? That shit was verbatim
Doco: that
Lovelace: what was in the leagues.
Doco: I've never seen them, so I don't know.
Lovelace: so
TWIYpod: I don't believe the trailers no more.
Doco: okay
TWIYpod: Ever since... We had to realize that we got duped in the Infinity War trailers. Because a lot of shit that happened in those infinity war trailers Never happened in the Infinity War movie.
Doco: Yeah, I agree.
TWIYpod: Endgame 2. And when they put out fake trailers and let them shit circulate for 4 months, 6 months, 8 months at a time. and you thinking some wild brolic shit is about to happen, and this shit never happens. It was so much Incredible Hulk in the Infinity War trailer, and you seen that nigga get duffed out in the first.
TWIYpod: Opening credits, you ain't seen Hulk. again.
Doco: true
TWIYpod: So... if it comes from marvel if the trailer comes from marvel i take it with a grain of salt i think they do it so that they can stay relevant so that they can give you something to hold on to it keeps the It keeps the stock high.
Doco: a
TWIYpod: It keeps everybody excited. It's the like it's the lap dance. It's gonna get you hard It's not going to finish the job. You got to. You got to do something else.
Lovelace: Are you excited?
TWIYpod: December's right around the corner.
Lovelace: doomsday Did you buy your tickets for Doomsday, Scully?
TWIYpod: this It's August. When's the movie drop?
Doco: it's weird
Lovelace: Oh, this nigga crazy.
TWIYpod: when the movie dropped.
Lovelace: Pop it on.
Doco: No, you are weird.
Lovelace: December, nigga.
Doco: But I got my tickets too.
Lovelace: December nigga.
TWIYpod: Lace, when when does the movie drop, Lace?
Doco: it's It's in December.
Lovelace: December.
TWIYpod: It's a December release and you're purchasing tickets.
Lovelace: Yep.
TWIYpod: In August.
Doco: It's going to be sold out for sure.
Lovelace: Yes. Yes, nigga. Yes. Yeah, school you came up in my error.
Doco: No, but you know he put them shits on Klarna.
Lovelace: before we had reserved seats.
Doco: senators
Lovelace: So you should know how this works.
Doco: oh You know, you put that shit on Carnival, it's going to be paid off by the time you go.
Lovelace: yeah
TWIYpod: i might I might just be stupid again.
Lovelace: A free ticket is crazy. Yeah.
TWIYpod: I might just be stupid again because I did...
Doco: You know about one? No, wait. This nigga about won.
Lovelace: Opening night is always just be my myself.
Doco: call okay
Lovelace: yeah What are we talking about?
TWIYpod: I felt that.
Lovelace: Opening night is always me by myself. We've talked about this for... Years now.
TWIYpod: As a fellow social...
Doco: I have no answer.
Lovelace: Good day.
TWIYpod: As a fellow sociopath, I also enjoy going to the movies alone.
Doco: i still the't also
Doco: i think it's such a weird activity but i hear y 'all
Lovelace: It's not, bro.
TWIYpod: yeah Go to the movies by yourself.
Lovelace: You can enjoy the movie and fucking lock in. And then the second time you go, you go at.
Doco: I'm gonna fall asleep.
Lovelace: Oh, that's you
Doco: I rely on somebody else being there to keep me awake, nigga.
TWIYpod: That is...
TWIYpod: Sometimes it happens. I slept through Justice League. It happens.
Lovelace: ha
Doco: That's an expensive nap.
TWIYpod: Luxury naps.
Lovelace: Yeah, bro
TWIYpod: Luxury naps.
Doco: I mean...
TWIYpod: Yeah.
Doco: And that would like. A bunch of strangers in a room at loud. Actions don't really sound
TWIYpod: And I'd be giving it up.
Doco: No.
TWIYpod: I know the chainsaw was in full. Because I was comfortable.
Doco: You be snoring?
TWIYpod: Yeah. Yeah, big snore.
Doco: Hell nah bro.
TWIYpod: Big drizzly, nigga. Big grizzly bear!
Lovelace: Aye.
TWIYpod: Grizzly burr. Burr!
Lovelace: Just know. Just know. Both of them boys in there. Both of them boys in there
Doco: and You're watching the fucking... Uh, okay. I like, I i respect.
TWIYpod: Listen. I might be stupid again because I felt like when PlayStation 5 came out, I was just going to be able to get one. And I didn't pre -order the PlayStation 5 and when that shit came out and I couldn't just get one, I was mad shocked.
TWIYpod: And I had to buy this shit off resale. So I may be.
Doco: Oh, you were a lick.
TWIYpod: in the process of Well, I only paid $200 more, but... I still had to do it. I had i had to wait. I felt very poor.
Doco: li What the hell was that? that a
TWIYpod: i felt very I felt very poor until I got it. but um maybe i'm being stupid again but i just can't see myself buying a movie ticket four months in advance, three months in advance, because I don't even know where I want to see it yet.
Lovelace: ah
TWIYpod: Do I want to do the...
Doco: What does that mean?
TWIYpod: Do I want to do the 4DX experience? do i want to do the movie x experience like i don't know
Lovelace: Well...
TWIYpod: Like we're in.
Doco: Was movie eggs
TWIYpod: Movie X, my kid my kid showed me this.
Lovelace: Yeah. mean
TWIYpod: Movie X is basically like she saw Spider -Man Movie X. where the whole theater was a screen.
Lovelace: The... It's a whole screen.
Doco: old
Lovelace: Yeah.
TWIYpod: The whole theater is a screen
Lovelace: you Some movies is really tough.
Doco: So is all around you.
TWIYpod: Oh
Lovelace: Some movies is really tough.
TWIYpod: all the
Lovelace: It's screen.
TWIYpod: All the while.
Lovelace: around like um like The Falcon Stadium, they got that hangover.
Doco: <unk>t
Lovelace: They go all the way around
Doco: go all way
Lovelace: It's the same concept.
TWIYpod: yeah move to the big city bro you'll see luxury things like this
Doco: No, I'm cool. I don't need no... I'm good. I don't...
TWIYpod: Yeah, this thing
Lovelace: But what I will say
TWIYpod: Yoko goes to see the movies at the local general store.
Doco: yep
TWIYpod: With mom, pa.
Doco: Sure do.
TWIYpod: They fire up that.
Lovelace: Yeah.
TWIYpod: They fire up that reel -to -reel.
Doco: Sure do.
TWIYpod: They fire up the reel -to -reel for Adoka.
Doco: Good kettle corn.
Lovelace: now that um but Being able to get that Tuesday showing of Doom.
Doco: eight ah do
Lovelace: That saved me because y 'all know I was ready to go back to back.
Doco: and state <unk> i was afraid to go
Lovelace: I was ready to go to Dune and um Doomsday. Back to back on the 18th.
Doco: back
Lovelace: I mean the 17th, but... Now I go on that Tuesday, see Doom. recoup Go see, uh, Doomsdale.
Doco: i just really want to like
Lovelace: 17th.
Doco: How the fu - Are you getting away with? Hours. away.
Lovelace: What do you mean?
TWIYpod: He runs his household.
Lovelace: I don't know how you run your household, sir.
TWIYpod: What do you mean?
Lovelace: Okay.
TWIYpod: Mmm. Mmm.
Lovelace: But it's an open communication line.
TWIYpod: Mmm.
Doco: communication i a
Lovelace: Hey, I'm about to get these tickets
Doco: itgg
Lovelace: To see these movies. What is cool?
Doco: I might be away for six hours watching movies by myself.
TWIYpod: continuous hours too.
Doco: continuous
Lovelace: Yeah, bite the bite.
Doco: right
Doco: god bless e
Lovelace: And then you know what happened? Like a Friday, Saturday, or Sunday come for her.
Doco: That's a strong woman.
Lovelace: Hey!
Doco: hey
Lovelace: I'ma go to brunch or dinner With the ladies i'm gonna go do this go do that cool
Doco: um'm bold or hitner like that cool Sick! HOURS? Which, I mean, that's not what you do, but...
Doco: I just, yeah, I just i don't know. I don't know. You got older kids though, so. That helps.
Lovelace: Yay. And yeah.
Doco: That helps.
Lovelace: Then that Saturday and Sunday come. Then I'll take the kids. We go see the movie.
Doco: school
Lovelace: Cool. Or wait till that Tuesday, get that 50 % off.
Doco: Wait, next. See The way I would play it is I would do the kid movie first. and then try to get the solo one off.
Lovelace: No. No, because Um...
TWIYpod: Nah.
Lovelace: Those opening nights, like all of those movies are in the evening.
TWIYpod: fool
Doco: open like all those
TWIYpod: Kids can't be out there late.
Doco: I don't understand. But I don't necessarily have to be there for like the opening night. and I don't have to be there.
TWIYpod: yeah you Yeah, you do.
Lovelace: because I listen to a lot of podcasts. Podcasts. You forget that. I listen to 31 podcasts other than ours. Like.
TWIYpod: Shit.
Lovelace: I got a...
Doco: um got
Lovelace: Them spoilers gonna come.
Doco: let go
Lovelace: I can't get spoiled.
Doco: think is go
Lovelace: Pause.
TWIYpod: Yeah, I stayed off the internet when Spider -Man dropped until I saw it.
Lovelace: You know In the works of Drake, bro, I got FOMO.
Doco: lips take throw i got
Lovelace: I got bad FOMO.
Doco: How do you... Watch. Or listen to 30 podcasts and keep up with all the stream.
Lovelace: um Well, with my current job, I got an hour and a half commute each way.
Doco: my courage got an hour at wig
Lovelace: so
Doco: so
Lovelace: That's podcast right there
Doco: that's why that's over right here
TWIYpod: God damn.
Lovelace: Yeah, that's like a bitch bro
Doco: yeah and
Doco: powernet
Lovelace: Yeah.
Doco: welcome
Lovelace: And then... You know, I coach.
Doco: i hope
Lovelace: I might have an air pod in.
Doco: um my have party
Lovelace: While they run and drill boom
Doco: Oh, you ain't having my kid running drills while you listen to Bill Simmons, nigga.
Lovelace: but
Doco: No way.
TWIYpod: Where do you think he's getting the inspo from?
Lovelace: Yeah.
Doco: Ain't no fucking way, bro
TWIYpod: Where do you think you're getting the info from?
Doco: Ain't no fucking way, bro. No way. No way.
Lovelace: Oh shit.
Doco: No way. Go run an extra lap. I need to finish this last 15 minutes of this pod.
Lovelace: There it is.
Doco: Fuck you, coach.
Lovelace: Holy shit.
TWIYpod: if If it takes somebody's kid 15 minutes to run one lap.
TWIYpod: It might be the reason why he got to run the laps, bro.
Doco: i mean you know I was exaggerating, but... It takes you 15 minutes to run a lap. So.
Lovelace: And it's video proof.
Doco: You know, we'll be out.
Doco: For sure.
Lovelace: Was that the video that Scully said Was it that going to take 15 minutes?
Doco: For sure. Especially with his leg.
Lovelace: stop
Doco: His weighted vests. you know,
TWIYpod: not I'm not sending no more video proof because it never...
Doco: In his special shoes, you know.
TWIYpod: Because it never stops. It never stops with it.
Lovelace: Oh shit.
TWIYpod: It never stops with him.
Doco: You sent one.
TWIYpod: You are.
Doco: And you know what's crazy? I saved that shit. You know what day to put it back in? 2020.
TWIYpod: That's not true That's a lot. I'm gonna let them cook, but that's a lot.
Lovelace: but Yeah Yeah.
Doco: Okay.
Lovelace: Apple will tell on you.
Doco: Okay.
Lovelace: I will tell you.
Doco: I'm good. what does what does What does this mean?
TWIYpod: ah
Doco: lace Is inflation just an excuse?
Lovelace: Oh!
Doco: I'm going to tell you one thing, though. Inflation.
Lovelace: That's forever. That's a classic.
Doco: I'm never changing that.
Lovelace: so You see the price of everything right now.
Doco: Yeah.
Lovelace: so
Doco: Oh, this is a serious topic.
Lovelace: excuses The excuse is inflation.
Doco: Okay.
Lovelace: They're saying We got an offset The increases of everything else, but, like... We can clearly see the reasons for the cost increase
Doco: But you work in banking, right? and
Lovelace: Yeah.
Doco: You work on the side of things where. If niggas fucked up, they banking. They're getting a call from you. So. Have y 'all seen... Changes in your...
Lovelace: ah What you more so see is people. Not. Being. um The word that they use is risk averse. So you see more and more people Being a...
Lovelace: The common people, not people with a whole bunch of money. But you see more people. not willing to invest. Like they used to. Because of all the bullshit going on.
Doco: yeah
Lovelace: And then you starting to see a lot more people withdraw money. from the bank. because they want to keep it at the crib. Put it in a safes or whatever Like I got it's it's a few niggas that actually just
Doco: i
Lovelace: Every year to they'll bring stacks of cash in to swap it out
TWIYpod: Swap it out.
Lovelace: restart a circulation.
TWIYpod: Swap it out.
Lovelace: It's the same.
TWIYpod: Because you keep it in the safe too long and it gets... um mildew, basically.
Lovelace: so You're starting to see more and more of that. um you Less people. Are, um... Into the crypto then they were let's say even a year ago who
Doco: This shit's not real.
TWIYpod: It's just up and down. so you can lose.
Lovelace: Yes.
TWIYpod: You can lose it.
Lovelace: So use it's just um people are.
TWIYpod: They want to put their money into something more. something that you can really invest in they're buying gold bars they're buying silver bars they're buying They're buying shit that, and the silver's going down.
TWIYpod: uh a little bit but gold it's not going down and gold basically dictates
Doco: i want to
TWIYpod: how important money is. so Money, money is money. But money isn't always worth what the money should be worth. So that's a lot of people were taking. less large cash out unless they just have a practice where I keep this much liquid.
TWIYpod: In the house for whatever whatever ah But it's going to be more people investing in short term investments, people putting money in the shit like CDs where you're guaranteed to get some type of return on it.
Lovelace: Mm hmm.
TWIYpod: So instead of investing it in that stock portfolio that might get you a jump or investing it in this. new entrepreneur that might get you a jump hey go for something sound that you can afford like bonds or fucking a cd to where you know that money's going to turn around. in two years.
TWIYpod: And then when it comes out in two years and you got your. 20 -something percent, you're 30%. You take the dividends from it. You fucking put that in the CD. You take the rest of the money back out and you watch watch it do the same dance over again.
Lovelace: But even to what he's saying now. The CD market is dried up because the long -term shit. It's low as hell. so Now everybody's trying to get.
TWIYpod: yeah
Lovelace: high yield savings and money markets because they want to have that liquidity. Like niggas ain't even trying to open the CDs more. cause Now all debates.
TWIYpod: Because you got to take the...
Lovelace: and all online banks and shit is all under a year.
TWIYpod: What do you got? You got to take the penalty.
Lovelace: Because again,
TWIYpod: Yeah. You don't want to do this shit every six months.
Lovelace: Motherfuckers. Got the world fucked up right now Yeah, that shit.
Doco: Yeah, man.
Lovelace: And then it's fucking everything up, bro.
Doco: Y 'all put them there.
Lovelace: You can... Boys tell the economy for sure.
Doco: Scully for sure voted for that.
Lovelace: based on the housing market. the housing market like We go back three years ago. motherfuckers was paying over top to buy houses.
Doco: Yeah.
Lovelace: Now shit is sitting. Because the rates is high
TWIYpod: Because I might want to. because i don't want to buy no fuck house Hey, take it off of houses. If you know somebody that sells cars. Go give him a hug.
Lovelace: ha
Doco: Yeah they're fucked up right now.
TWIYpod: Because they... They fucked up in the game. All your car salesman friends are not okay.
Doco: You know
Lovelace: Hmm.
Doco: Actually, I don't even wanna talk about that.
TWIYpod: Your car salesman friends are not okay. They was living plush during tax season.
Lovelace: Hmm.
TWIYpod: They was taking motherfuckers out to dinner, getting lobster. Yo, put bacon on that motherfucking hoe. They was doing whatever they wanted to do during tax season. Tax money dried up.
Doco: that's true
TWIYpod: Nobody's buying cars because nobody wants to buy. Something that depreciates as soon as you drive it off the lot. And they marking up.
Doco: too expensive right now.
TWIYpod: They marking up the price because they trying to get their bread back because they sold a car in a month So they can't cut down the price too much on this car because I got to make the money that I didn't get from the last three cars that I didn't sell.
Lovelace: ah
TWIYpod: I got to get that off of you. I got to beat you in the head. Because 12 people told me no.
Doco: Best time to buy a car is December.
TWIYpod: Hmm. Best time to buy a car is when that motherfucker been sitting on the lot.
Doco: Trust me.
TWIYpod: catching a tan.
Doco: It's December trust me.
TWIYpod: Just... Just drive past the the lot. On the first of the month. Take a couple pictures. The next month drive pass. If you see that car on the lot and it's been on that lot for three months, they've already taken. the loss that they can take on that car.
TWIYpod: And they'll pay you to take that motherfucker off the lot at that point.
Doco: So are you wait till the end of the year.
Lovelace: e
Doco: You don't think they want to clear that inventory?
TWIYpod: Hmm. Maybe. But they know they're going to clear it in February. Shit, if they do if they do those fucking and get a loan here shits, they'll give you a loan off of your W -2.
Lovelace: But it also depends what it is.
Doco: Oh, no, I ain't buying no
TWIYpod: And this. Hey, listen.
Lovelace: yeah Go you got to get you a truck bro Them motherfuckers don't lose nothing by you.
Doco: ah For what?
Lovelace: They don't lose no value, bro.
Doco: know for I don't need a fucking truck. Listen, my ego is fine.
Lovelace: They don't lose no value.
TWIYpod: He don't need no truck.
Doco: I don't need a truck.
TWIYpod: He don't need nothing that gets 15 miles a gallon.
Doco: I hate truck niggas. I'm not gonna lie.
TWIYpod: He don't need nothing that gets 15 miles a gallon.
Doco: I drive way too fucking much.
TWIYpod: he He lives 150 miles from the first red light.
Lovelace: see
Doco: Ticketage Road.
Lovelace: You hide. What will you have? We'll stay. You ain't got to make all the long trips no more.
Doco: kind of pick off
Doco: what what the The truck ain't going to stop me from making long trips.
Lovelace: Say is that truck gonna hold that value though, bro. I don't see niggas with trucks as eight nine ten years old Yeah. Pape. Get paid just on the trade -in, bro.
Doco: I just had to put $1 ,500 into a Jeep. I am not paying them kind of bills. for a truck. No. Welcome.
TWIYpod: God damn.
Doco: Wait, yes, nigga. I just had to put $1 ,500 into it.
Lovelace: Yeah.
Doco: G.
Lovelace: Remember I had to do the Cadillac's whole braking system, bro.
Doco: had to do the catamaran Nope.
Lovelace: I understand your pain
Doco: Nope. What? that. And if I would have had to redo a... Just take the car. Just give me a new one. I'm trading it in.
Lovelace: people
Doco: Take it for whatever value it is.
Lovelace: Well, remember, that's what I do is that's what I do with the bins. I went there I said
Doco: Fuck. That.
Lovelace: And no more German in my life. Mm -mm.
Doco: It's over bro I don't need a truck though.
TWIYpod: Did you?
Doco: My ego is good.
TWIYpod: Did you say a Benz?
Doco: Yeah, they had the oh
TWIYpod: I forgot.
Doco: The best drug, you know that.
Lovelace: Jens is gone.
TWIYpod: No, I forgot.
Doco: They had the fat booty bins, too.
TWIYpod: I forgot the... They had to um No, them niggas had the Sprinter.
Lovelace: Just go.
TWIYpod: They had the Ben Sprinter. The 15 -seat joint with the...
Lovelace: I do need the sprinter. I do need the sprinter.
Doco: Now that'd be fire.
TWIYpod: with the With the fridge in it
Doco: That'd be hard.
Lovelace: I do need a sprinter. Hey, I'm gonna tell y 'all like when I got the last car Like we were looking for the transit vans and sprinters, bro.
Doco: hey i'm gonna tell you i got the last part broke
Lovelace: So many of the ones.
Doco: so many
Lovelace: Have been turning into a doco vehicle.
Doco: have been del and Yeah, they work trucks now
Lovelace: Like... They don't got the passengers seats and shit no more bro like i would have had to get one shipped from fucking california
Doco: Yep. yeahp i would have it get would I could have got you one up here.
Lovelace: and I wasn't paying all that money.
Doco: I could have got you one up here.
Lovelace: I wasn't paying all that money.
Doco: You could have drove up here and drove back down.
TWIYpod: Just get you a home. Just go to the junkyard, get some seats and install them yourself.
Doco: No, fuck that once they once they put once you mount machines into a ah vehicle it'll never be to say.
TWIYpod: He's not looking for for resale value. He's looking for utilitarian use today.
Doco: He's looking for safety for his family nigga
Lovelace: Yeah.
Doco: He's looking for safety for his kids.
TWIYpod: If you...
Lovelace: I always forget all my kids besides two as young as hell.
Doco: Bro, you put them seats in the...
Lovelace: No.
Doco: Turn the corner, them shit shake a little bit.
Lovelace: yet
Doco: Nah, fuck that.
TWIYpod: That's just fault.
Doco: Well, I'm telling you, once you mount them...
TWIYpod: That's just faulty installation
Doco: Once you mount them seats in them them I mean, once you mount that equipment... The Vannas never say. Trust me. Never the same. So, you know Hey.
Doco: Used to have one of them.
Lovelace: Bro, Scully get a new fucking car every six months.
Doco: All we did it. every states plan But that's because he don't know how to drive.
Lovelace: why he taught He don't want to keep the auto industry alive, by the way.
Doco: do we disagree that He don't know how to drive.
Lovelace: s Scully and Maul get new cars.
Doco: Let me get it. wrong over All right.
Lovelace: four times a year.
Doco: whats have And that's that's different too.
Lovelace: Yeah.
Doco: Ma don't know how to drive either.
TWIYpod: Glad to keep up. to Gotta keep up the drug dealer motif.
Doco: Skully, though. He'll go buy somebody's grandma's shit that's been sitting there. for six months.
TWIYpod: no She only joking on Sundays.
Doco: Mall wants to go get a new car payment. Bye.
TWIYpod: She only drove in on Sundays.
Lovelace: I'll leave you there, man. that
TWIYpod: To church and bike. Yeah. we
Lovelace: And then Scully don't want to take care of himself and his family when these people be knocking him off the road.
Doco: I understand. Yes. get
Lovelace: Like, bro, get the money that's entitled to you.
Doco: title
Lovelace: Yeah.
TWIYpod: Nah, the next time it happen.
Lovelace: You could have became a full -time podcaster.
Doco: can afford
Lovelace: Off of that last incident, bro.
Doco: I ain't gonna lie. The way y 'all done came up off them shits? Somebody better not hit me. On me.
TWIYpod: I'm crawling out the window next time that happens.
Doco: I'm not moving.
Lovelace: Yeah.
Doco: I'm not getting out the car.
Lovelace: it
TWIYpod: I don't care if it's just a minor fender bender.
Doco: They're gonna have to pull me out of the car. Actually, let me knock on wood. Let me knock on wood.
TWIYpod: I'm crawling out the window
Doco: Let me stop. playing That's scary.
TWIYpod: My neck, my back. My neck and my back. And they going to be in court.
Doco: But if I had the opportunity.
TWIYpod: They're going to be in court.
Doco: I'm done being nice.
TWIYpod: playing the pod in court.
Doco: For sure, that's okay.
TWIYpod: I got to figure out.
Doco: That's completely fine.
TWIYpod: I gotta figure out how to make my x -ray look like laces with the reverse throat. like I gotta figure that shit out.
Lovelace: yeah
Doco: That's crazy. That's crazy. i
TWIYpod: and You gotta use, you gotta reverse throat.
Doco: that That's sick. That's a sick way to end a pod.
TWIYpod: laughter
Lovelace: Spicy chicken sandwich on the waffle
Doco: ah
TWIYpod: Nah, that's... Very niggerish, okay?
Doco: I thought he was about to say chicken nuggy.
Lovelace: yeah
TWIYpod: asked I'll se - I'll say this because we're ending the na pod. That was the blackest... Blackity blackest thing you could have did. He went out there for that Popeye's.
Doco: Whatever you into? You go do that.
TWIYpod: I had no idea.
Doco: You go do you, my brother. but
TWIYpod: You go do you, my brother.
