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Rose Plate Special: Jilly Box, Spring 2026
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We're back! Did you miss us!
Another season of The Bachelorette is looming on the horizon (and it's MORMON and on SUNDAYS), but until that arrives, we have something else to share with you - our latest Jilly Box!
Join us on YouTube to see the box in all its glory, or just listen to us and imagine what the items are. We'll be back soon with a talk about Rachel Lindsay's book, Miss Me With That, and the new season of The Bachelorette later this month.
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Transcript
Technical Glitches and Discoveries
00:00:16
Sammi
Hello, I'm Sammy, and you're listening to or watching Roseplate Special.
00:00:17
Steve
Oh, hello. and I'm Steve.
00:00:24
Sammi
Oh my God, we're here for real.
00:00:26
Steve
And hope you've been. i don't even know.
00:00:28
Sammi
Well, you know, you missed out on an episode because my, I think my GPU was being a little dramatic.
00:00:38
Steve
ah
00:00:38
Sammi
And it, well, and my good one wasn't being chosen for certain tasks. So then my like little rinky dink one would take over and then crash everything.
00:00:46
Steve
who
00:00:51
Sammi
And then my screen would go white and then would go black and I could hear you and I couldn't do anything about it. So we had Scrooge based episode that I thought was really good.
00:01:01
Steve
Mm-hmm.
00:01:01
Sammi
And that is lost to time forever. Sorry, there was no way to salvage it.
00:01:04
Steve
Is that...
00:01:05
Sammi
We really tried.
00:01:05
Steve
that's not Yeah.
00:01:05
Sammi
And like there was nothing. maybe one clip.
00:01:08
Steve
hu
00:01:09
Sammi
There may be one clip living out there. I don't remember.
00:01:11
Steve
Well, i let me tell you what I did. I discovered the field of view slider on my camera, which I didn't know existed until I updated the software. So, yeah.
00:01:20
Sammi
That's pretty exciting.
00:01:22
Steve
so now i'm more zoomed in than usual, and you can only see half of my Danny DeVito...
00:01:27
Sammi
Should I be more zoomed in just to match you? Hmm.
00:01:29
Steve
I don't know. Like, what do kids like these days? What's what's the aesthetic?
00:01:33
Sammi
Enhance. Is that better?
00:01:35
Steve
I don't know. You just look like you to me.
00:01:36
Sammi
Okay.
00:01:37
Steve
i don't.
00:01:38
Sammi
I just look the same?
00:01:40
Steve
Yeah. Well, but just closer.
00:01:41
Sammi
Oh.
00:01:42
Steve
Yeah.
00:01:42
Sammi
Oh.
00:01:44
Steve
It's basically.
00:01:44
Sammi
You look the same, but closer. That's like a Stephen Wright joke. Okay.
Personal Updates and Passions
00:01:50
Steve
faithfully
00:01:50
Sammi
Anyway, um yeah, I know it's been like forever. um so much has happened and a lot of it bad, but some some good. Any exciting good news to share with our listeners and viewers?
00:02:05
Steve
Oh, no. I think everything's bad. i had to think about it. I'm like, what's so good?
00:02:12
Sammi
um Actually, no.
00:02:15
Steve
yeah I got a two and a half percent raise at work. So that world, that's that's at least like 20 bucks a paycheck, I think.
00:02:18
Sammi
wow congrats.
00:02:23
Steve
Maybe.
00:02:23
Sammi
That's so exciting.
00:02:24
Steve
Think about that one. But yeah.
00:02:26
Sammi
I still feel like I hear myself played back. And so if you all hear feedback, I'm sorry, but at least we fixed the graphics problem.
00:02:35
Steve
Yeah.
00:02:35
Sammi
I'll just try to not be so loud. um I guess I could turn mic down just a titch. What's fun and exciting? I don't know. I was telling you about trail maintenance. That was honestly one of the highlights of my year so far was doing trail maintenance.
00:02:46
Steve
Yeah. this more Everything Sammy does is always the most Sammy ass thing I've ever heard in my entire life. i was like, yeah, how you been? She's like, yeah, well, I was actually back in Milwaukee, but i didn't call you because I was doing trail maintenance.
00:03:00
Steve
She just says trail maintenance now. Yeah.
00:03:03
Sammi
That's so funny that you say that because like I was sitting next to somebody like we did a show together in like August and we kind of became like Internet friendly, you know, and now we like saw each other IRL again after like months of, you know, not having seen each other.
00:03:12
Steve
Awesome.
00:03:18
Sammi
And we were sitting at this show like on so like it was just a stage reading. So we were just like sitting there before the show started and we're just talking and whatever. And yeah, they were like asking me questions.
00:03:29
Sammi
And it turns out that like they are from near where I live now. And we just missed each other. I was like, when did you move to Milwaukee? And they were like, 2021.
00:03:39
Sammi
When did you move? I was like, 2021. So we were like, and I mentioned, but they have a big idea because we're like friends on Facebook.
00:03:42
Steve
You're hearing
00:03:49
Sammi
I know whatever boomer, whatever. Um, and, and we're like in a discord group together and stuff. So like, they know some of the things that I do, uh, and, and are aware of them.
00:03:59
Sammi
But then I, yeah, I mentioned trail maintenance, trail maintenance. And they're like, okay, they said the same thing. So you just do trail maintenance now too. And I said, listen, if I told you everything that I do, you would think I'm lying.
00:04:11
Sammi
So I'm not going to tell you what I do.
00:04:13
Steve
crazy person fine it's good we love it the
00:04:15
Sammi
It's just like, yeah, it's like once you get to know me, you realize that it's all true and it's all believable.
00:04:21
Steve
oh true yeah now i any anytime i feel overwhelmed in life or that i have too much going on i go sammy's got more
00:04:22
Sammi
But until then, it's like, yeah, i just sound like I'm bragging or making it up or whatever the hell.
00:04:35
Steve
which makes me feel better
00:04:35
Sammi
It's like the equivalent of there are starving children somewhere. Well, Sammy's got more.
00:04:39
Steve
Yeah.
00:04:40
Sammi
Yeah.
00:04:40
Steve
This is what's going to happen. Like we're to do another episode in two weeks. And she's like, yeah. So I was ah pursuing my certificate to become a cheesemonger. And
00:04:48
Sammi
he
00:04:52
Steve
yeah, i don't know.
00:04:52
Sammi
It's very true. It's very true. But yes, I did do trail maintenance and it was really fun. And if you ever have an opportunity to do that in the winter and you like fire, I highly recommend it because you just spend your time burning giant piles of sticks down and you get to use like a propane torch and it's very fun.
00:05:08
Steve
Oh, well, that actually sounds cool. Maybe I'll do training.
00:05:10
Sammi
Yeah. It was badass. Like they were like and they I was like, I'm new to this. And they're like, well, you're going to learn something fun today. Do you want to try to use a torch? And I'm like, I guess so. And they're like and they have like one of those things that you you had when you were like in school to like light Bunsen burners, you know, and and you just do one of those and go go ah and and then you got like this big propane tank and you know, like a hose basically.
00:05:34
Sammi
And you're just lighting giant piles of sticks on fire.
00:05:34
Steve
Mm-hmm. Then you don't start up forest fire. Is that the Okay.
00:05:40
Sammi
Well, yeah, there was there was snow. So like that you know prevented the spread. But the goal in our trail maintenance was to get rid of invasive species and in increase prairie and savanna habitats.
00:05:55
Steve
Nice.
00:05:56
Sammi
Yeah, very cool. It was very fun. Yeah, I can't complain. And so that's that's what I
Artistic Pursuits and Recommendations
00:06:02
Sammi
did. So that was a highlight. I've also been doubling and tripling down on on art, except I have to write a better description on my website.
00:06:10
Sammi
I've been too busy with other things. But I did apply to
00:06:13
Steve
see I don't believe you.
00:06:15
Sammi
I did apply to my first residency and to an art show, the first art show of the year.
00:06:20
Steve
there you go.
00:06:20
Sammi
We'll see what happens.
00:06:21
Steve
Good.
00:06:21
Sammi
So I've been I've been using I've been very consumed with helping my neighbors. We'll just put it that way. And when I need a mental break, I either watch reality TV, go see a movie um or paint. And that's what I do.
00:06:39
Sammi
To cope. um By the way, did you see The Plague? Because i need to talk to like a million people about The Plague. It's like one of my favorite movies of the year.
00:06:46
Steve
No.
00:06:47
Sammi
and I feel like nobody watched it.
00:06:47
Steve
I didn't. Nobody saw that.
00:06:50
Sammi
Nobody saw it. It was in January. um It's a movie. if you I don't know where it's playing at all after that. But if you get a chance, I mean, it's like one of those things that would stream on movie, but I don't know if it is on movie.
00:07:03
Sammi
But if you get a chance, it's called The Plague.
00:07:04
Steve
Mm-hmm.
00:07:06
Sammi
It's a movie about like this kid who is a transfer student and he goes to like a water polo um like summer camp. uh, before school starts.
00:07:17
Sammi
And it's all about like how middle school is the worst. And there's all these like invisible rules. And there's always going to be someone who's like, Oh, don't touch them. Cause they have the plague.
00:07:28
Sammi
Right. Um, and it's, it's kind of horror-y, but it's more like psychological dread. It's very, very good.
00:07:35
Steve
doing
00:07:35
Sammi
Um,
00:07:36
Steve
I had never even heard of it until you just talked about it just now.
00:07:38
Sammi
I absolutely love it. And I just, I mean, i i know we don't have the exact same taste. Like you didn't like death becomes her, which we won't talk about right now.
00:07:47
Steve
It's fine.
00:07:47
Sammi
Uh, whatever.
00:07:48
Steve
But I also realized that that's that's a cardinal sin. And know don't tell any of my gay friends or theater friends that I don't like.
00:07:51
Sammi
It's also probably, I was going to say, it's like, it's more for me than for you. You know what I mean?
00:07:57
Steve
Yeah.
00:07:58
Sammi
It's for me. It is a movie that is a hundred percent for me.
00:08:01
Steve
Mm-hmm.
00:08:01
Sammi
Um, when I watch it, I go, that's me. Um, But no, I know we have really similar tastes. so I figured I would say, please, like figure out a way to see the plague. It is so good. I have been thinking about it since I saw it.
00:08:15
Sammi
um I feel like though this year has started off very strong, like Nirvana, the band, the show, the movie. Have you watched that?
00:08:21
Steve
I've not watched that one yet, but I need, I need like the 10th person who has told me that like someone came up to me and at work who I don't ever talk to.
00:08:23
Sammi
It's so good. So good.
00:08:27
Sammi
It's so good.
00:08:31
Steve
And they're like, Steve, I went to the movies and I saw something that reminded me of you. And I'm like, what was that? yeah
00:08:41
Sammi
Nirvana the band the show the movie would definitely be that
00:08:42
Steve
yeah It wasn't Jacob Elordi at Wuthering Heights. It was the one of the band, the show, the movie. Yeah. That's.
00:08:48
Sammi
yeah it was so good it was so good um i can't say enough good things about it I'm gonna go see um good luck have fun don't die tomorrow um I've heard decent things about it I've heard like mixed reviews but I am excited and I'm gonna go see pillion on Friday I think no I'm not gonna go see that
00:08:57
Steve
Okay.
00:09:06
Steve
All right. Have you seen Wuthering Heights yet?
00:09:11
Steve
Probably not. Probably not worth it.
00:09:12
Sammi
No, that movie is not for me.
00:09:15
Steve
<unk>t I don't know who it's for. i
00:09:18
Sammi
It's it's it's like way too white woman for me.
00:09:18
Steve
People who don't like Wuthering Heights.
00:09:22
Sammi
I can't like I'm I'm white, but I'm not that white. You know what mean? No, thanks.
00:09:26
Steve
That's true. That's true.
00:09:27
Sammi
me
00:09:28
Steve
I don't know. i have to see it because i have a I don't know. I get obsessed with disliking certain things that intrigue me. And the films of one emerald fennel is, is my thing. Like,
00:09:45
Steve
I dislike them, but she's always finding kind of new wrinkles and ways to upset me with why her movies are bad. So, yeah, it's good. And there's there's just something fascinating to me about someone who is, like, so obsessed with creating films about class and race and gender, but also fundamentally misunderstands those three things.
00:10:07
Steve
So that's, it's very thrilling.
00:10:09
Sammi
yeah I mean i didn't mind her first two movies but I also totally get the hate like I also totally get the hate but this was like a bridge too far was like oh now you lost me now you lost me yeah
00:10:10
Steve
Yeah, it's really cool.
00:10:19
Steve
i yeah I think she just wants to direct music videos, which is what she should do. Just direct music videos.
00:10:24
Sammi
someone said she should be a cinematographer and I totally agree now it's like um Daniels
00:10:28
Steve
I think she'd do it
00:10:32
Sammi
you know, they started with music videos. And I mean, while they can certainly go back there, i hope they mostly don't.
00:10:35
Steve
too.
00:10:40
Sammi
I hope they mostly stick to movies because holy shit, my favorites.
00:10:42
Steve
Yeah.
00:10:43
Sammi
um But yeah, so they should swap places, I think is what I'm saying.
00:10:47
Steve
But I mean, if Emerald Fennel is not going to make Heathcliff white, who is?
00:10:47
Sammi
Okay.
00:10:52
Steve
Somebody has to.
00:10:53
Sammi
at I mean it's just like it's so egregious it's like so you didn't even read some of the book like that's weird that's weird behavior any ah any movies you recommend so far this year that you're really excited about
00:11:07
Steve
Um, nothing new so far that I've seen. That's like super, super exciting. I, I've been doing like Oscar catch up stuff.
00:11:16
Sammi
oh sure
00:11:17
Steve
I've got, I've got all the standard, uh, dude opinions, which is, ah one battle and another after another. Awesome. Marty Supreme. Awesome. Uh, so yeah.
00:11:25
Sammi
Those are very standard dude opinions.
00:11:28
Steve
stay duty to If, if I had legs, i do that one's pretty good.
00:11:28
Sammi
I have not watched either of those movies so far on principle.
00:11:35
Steve
Pretty good.
00:11:35
Sammi
Which one's pretty good?
00:11:36
Steve
If I had legs, I'd kick you.
00:11:38
Sammi
I'm really excited to watch that. I haven't seen it yet and I've heard really good things and I'm i am very much planning on watching that.
00:11:43
Steve
Yeah. I don't have children. I'm, you know, as shock of the century. I'm not a mother. But if I were one, I feel like that's what my life would be. So
00:11:53
Sammi
I haven't watched Sentimental Value either. um
00:11:55
Steve
I haven't seen that. I had the opportunity to on a flight to Phoenix, Arizona, and I thought maybe this isn't the correct venue to to watch this show.
00:12:04
Sammi
Yeah. Yeah, maybe not.
00:12:06
Steve
you know
00:12:07
Sammi
I just, ah you know, I'm like, I just want sinners to win everything. So that's just me. And that's just my that's just my feeling.
00:12:11
Steve
Got the most chances. so emer What are you saying?
00:12:13
Sammi
i And I'm like, I'll watch Marty Supreme at some point and one battle after another at some point. But I'm just kind of like, yeah, I don't know. I'm just kind of at my white dude quota. Yeah.
00:12:25
Sammi
for the for the moment
00:12:30
Steve
Timothee Chalamet playing ping pong is a white guy thing? what are you talking about? Come on.
00:12:36
Sammi
I just can't I just can't with his whole ego tour thing you know I'm sure he's good and I did just watch um Bones and All I had never seen Bones and All and I just watched it and I really liked it um but that was I was like that's enough Tibby
00:12:52
Steve
I'm trying to bring up my letterbox so I can see what I've seen lately that's actually new and good. And it's
00:12:57
Sammi
The plague, everyone. Go see the plague.
00:12:59
Steve
It's difficult. Everything is old. ah Shoot. I watched ah the Jerky Boys movie. I watched Big Money Hustlers, which is the movie that I've seen.
00:13:09
Sammi
You watch the weirdest amalgamation of movies.
00:13:12
Steve
What else? Oh, Disorderly's. That's got the Fat Boys in it. You remember the Fat Boys? No?
00:13:18
Sammi
No.
00:13:19
Steve
1988? They were like an attempt at making commercialized rap music for children, and it was just like three fat guys from Queens. It's pretty cool.
00:13:27
Sammi
the hell
00:13:28
Steve
ah ah No, i it the only thing that I've seen recently, like not a new release that I thought was really good, is there's a movie called What Happened Was, and it stars Tom Noonan, who just died a couple weeks ago.
00:13:42
Steve
It came out in 1994, it's brilliant. it's like It's sort of like My Dinner with Andre, if it was the most awkward first date ever.
00:13:57
Steve
And also Tom Noonan is the most naturally menacing actor in the history of actors. So the entire time you're waiting for someone to murder someone else, but it's unclear whether or not that's going to actually happen.
00:14:11
Steve
So highly recommend check it out.
00:14:12
Sammi
Oh, interesting.
00:14:14
Steve
I don't know if it's streaming anywhere, but I think radiance put out a Blu-ray of it recently. So you can go buy some physical media kids.
00:14:19
Sammi
What happened was...
00:14:21
Steve
Come on.
00:14:21
Sammi
Yeah, own physical media. um That's interesting. Okay, it looks like Philo and Plex and couple other places maybe have it.
00:14:33
Sammi
So go check it out.
00:14:33
Steve
There you go
00:14:34
Sammi
um What else? I don't know. Well, we've we've got mostly a Jillybox friends. That's the deal.
00:14:40
Steve
you go.
00:14:40
Sammi
But I just feel like...
00:14:41
Steve
Yeah.
00:14:42
Sammi
We got to catch up.
00:14:42
Steve
We're business people. We're just here to open packages for you.
00:14:45
Sammi
Yeah, catch up on some movies.
00:14:45
Steve
Come on.
00:14:46
Sammi
um I did watch Is This Thing On? And I thought that was honestly...
00:14:51
Steve
Oh.
00:14:53
Sammi
Okay, in terms of white guy quotas. um Here's... um it's a minor spoiler, but I don't really think you can spoil a movie like that, but it's, ah it's about divorce, but it's not like, um, the man is a disaster.
00:15:10
Sammi
i feel like usually it's like man's going through a divorce does stand up is actually a disaster for once. He's not a disaster and it makes the movie so much more enjoyable.
00:15:25
Sammi
so very much appreciated that i also really liked no other choice holy crap that movie was so good
00:15:31
Steve
isn't like men going through a divorce and doing stand-up that's just like every man currently living in Brooklyn right is that right
00:15:38
Sammi
right exactly but this guy came in from jersey or whatever so or connecticut i can't remember think jersey uh so it was like a better somehow um Like, he yeah, it's like they all had full lives and nobody was really the bad guy.
00:15:42
Steve
it's different that's why you gotta say yeah
00:15:56
Sammi
It was good, you know. um The Testament of Ann Lee made me go down a real shaker rabbit hole.
00:16:01
Steve
Oh.
00:16:04
Sammi
Holy crap. I was like, I need to know everything about the shakers.
00:16:07
Steve
they fun Quakers, they get all the attention because they have oatmeal, but shakers are where it's at.
00:16:07
Sammi
What? What?
00:16:13
Sammi
Shakers, I mean, I personally feel like I i personally align more with Quakers than Shakers ah based on their ah practices, but I'm like,
00:16:20
Steve
Yeah.
00:16:25
Steve
Hey there, guys, do you prefer quaking or shaking?
00:16:27
Sammi
But I'm like, this is so interesting that there is this like um very embodied practice that's also celibate confusing.
00:16:39
Sammi
I like it. It's like reverse footloose or something. I'm not really sure.
00:16:42
Steve
Reverse but loose.
00:16:45
Sammi
There's something about the shakers. Um, so I, I recommend
Subscriptions and Literature
00:16:49
Sammi
it. It was such an odd one and I really enjoyed it. I'm going through my letterbox now too. Oh my God.
00:16:55
Sammi
Send help. Send help. Send help. Send help. Everyone needs to go watch. Send help.
00:17:00
Steve
and an actual cracker help or is that a movie oh yeah nope yep
00:17:02
Sammi
no Sam Raimi. Sam Raimi. Send help. So good. Especially listen, friends. Bruce Campbell is not doing well. I just saw a post. He's got cancer.
00:17:15
Sammi
That fucking sucks. He is very briefly cameoed in Send Help in a photo. That's it. that's But you get a little Bruce Campbell.
00:17:23
Steve
mm-hmm
00:17:23
Sammi
But holy shit. Holy shit. It's a two it's it's mostly a two-person movie. And Dylan O'Brien and Rachel McAdams are fantastic. They're fantastic. They are so good.
00:17:36
Sammi
So, so good. And it's the second movie that prominently features Blondie and Rachel McAdams.
00:17:42
Steve
Wow.
00:17:42
Sammi
So... that, that was my review. My review was if I had it it was like an, if I had a nickel for every time Ripper to shreds was, you know, prominently featured in a movie starring Rachel McAdams, I'd have two nickels, um, which is, you know, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?
00:17:59
Sammi
That whole meme.
00:17:59
Steve
is good.
00:18:00
Sammi
Um, Yeah, fantastic. I gave it four and a half stars. One of the most fun things I've i've seen in a long time. it really, between that and The Roses, those were two very fun movies that just made me feel like I completely escaped.
00:18:13
Steve
Oh.
00:18:16
Sammi
And Eternity was an escape in another way. And that I cried like a baby. i was like, oh my God. Love is so nice. um So anyway, those are all my recommendations. I've been watching a lot of movies to cope, as you can tell.
00:18:30
Sammi
But nothing... i You gotta to give me some like yeah some weird ones.
00:18:35
Steve
I'll give you some weird
00:18:35
Sammi
Send me some weird ones. Yeah.
00:18:37
Steve
I've been watching a lot of garbage lately, but i'll ah I'll send you, as I wade through the garbage and I find little treasures, I'll send you the treasure.
00:18:43
Sammi
If it's like so bad it's good garbage, I may be down too.
00:18:46
Steve
Oh, I got some of those for you. Don't worry.
00:18:48
Sammi
I had never seen Eyes Wide Shut either. I'm admitting that now. I just watched it for the first time during my trail maintenance weekend.
00:18:52
Steve
Oh. That's a Steve classic. I love that movie.
00:18:57
Sammi
I think one of my...
00:18:57
Steve
It's my favorite Christmas movie.
00:18:59
Sammi
Yeah, I think one of my paintings, my next painting is, well, maybe not next. It'll be in the queue. It's going to be Nicole Kidman smoking at the kitchen table with the, with the um oh my God, my brain is blanking, with the Snackwells box by her.
00:19:14
Sammi
Holy shit. I was like, whoa, that's a painting.
00:19:16
Steve
you
00:19:18
Sammi
um So I screenshotted it.
00:19:18
Steve
Yep.
00:19:21
Sammi
But let's get to the chili.
00:19:22
Steve
Yeah. I know it's ah currently. but What do you all you got the jelly box. was like, what are you what are you pulling up here?
00:19:30
Sammi
Yeah, it's currently in the in the ether, in the air, in the in in being talked about.
00:19:35
Steve
Mm hmm.
00:19:37
Sammi
oop And people are like, what's the missing 20 minutes?
00:19:42
Steve
Well, listen, yeah when you go home for Christmas this year, I know it's a ways out, but just consider light a nice fire and you know hang those stockings up, decorate the tree, and then sit down with dear old mom and dad and grandma and watch Eyes Wide Shut.
00:19:42
Sammi
i Listen, the
00:20:00
Sammi
I suppose fun for the whole family.
00:20:01
Steve
Fun for the whole family.
00:20:04
Sammi
i would love to see a cut of of that, you know, um like, you know, like it's a fun holiday movie. That would be very funny.
00:20:12
Steve
im sure Someone's done it. Someone had to. Wow.
00:20:14
Sammi
Someone must have done it.
00:20:14
Steve
and ah
00:20:16
Sammi
All right, but let's let's get to Jilly. Also, i've been in even though we haven't watched The Bachelor or Bachelorette in a long time, I've been in Bachelorette mode because I've been listening to Rachel's book, Miss Me With That, and I'm halfway through, and I haven't even gotten to The Bachelor yet. That's how much she covers. she covers her whole She covers like all of her relationships, um and I forgot she went to Marquette.
00:20:42
Sammi
like I knew at the time, but I forgot.
00:20:43
Steve
She dated Milwaukee guys. Okay. Yeah.
00:20:45
Sammi
She dated Milwaukee guys. um Brief, like, it was mostly, like, one guy in Milwaukee, it sounds like.
00:20:47
Steve
all
00:20:52
Sammi
But it's very interesting.
00:20:52
Steve
okay
00:20:54
Sammi
She's very open and admits, like, we'll talk about it in detail in a future episode. But she talks about, like, cheating even. and I was like, wow, good on you, I guess, to admit that.
00:21:04
Sammi
um I got an umbrella, and it's really cute. i not I'm not going to fully open it because that's bad luck, right? But it's got a little like pink part on the top.
00:21:11
Steve
yeah
00:21:13
Sammi
It looks like it's supposed to be like a cherry blossom or something like that. Very cute.
00:21:17
Steve
Oh, very fancy.
00:21:17
Sammi
And it's small, but it's got that nice handle that I love.
00:21:22
Steve
Is Jilly encouraging us to go watch the cherry blossoms bloom in Washington, D.C.?
00:21:27
Sammi
That's what it feels like. Well, it's it it's spring. Spring has, as we say in our house, spring has sprunge.
00:21:36
Sammi
Because we say things right in this house. This is really cute. But yeah, so I've been in like bachelorette mode. I've been like thinking about The Bachelor. And you said that you took a look at Taylor Frankie Paul's list of men and you don't like what you're saying.
00:21:45
Steve
Hmm.
00:21:51
Sammi
seeing he said, ooh.
00:21:51
Steve
I did. ah My takeaway from it is I'm glad we're still finding new ways to call people unemployed in.
00:21:58
Sammi
What are some of the titles? Give them to me.
00:22:00
Steve
Oh, there' there's some really good ones.
00:22:01
Sammi
I want to hear.
00:22:03
Steve
I'm i'm scrolling through now. One of my favorites is a gentleman from, believe, Newport Beach, California.
00:22:12
Sammi
Newport Beach.
00:22:12
Steve
This is Brad. And yeah, Brad's from Newport Beach, and he calls himself a cowboy slash entrepreneur. I got to tell you, if you live in Newport Beach, you're not a cowboy.
00:22:25
Steve
You're just a rich white guy. that's That's about all there is to it. So he's got rich parents and no job. It says he's lassoing for love. If Taylor is searching for a handsome California cowboy, she won't have to look any further than Brad.
00:22:41
Steve
His best friend is his horse, Gus, whom he partners with on all his cowboy jobs. When he's not on the ranch, Brad enjoys swing dancing, hanging at the beach, and listening to Adele.
00:22:51
Steve
This fearless romantic is ready to start a family and prides himself on being a generous, loving partner. We can't wait to see if he can giddy up his way into our Bachelorette's heart. ah Says he's working towards getting his private pilot's license. He says he would have been an incredible gladiator. Odd choice. Brad prefers a white rose to a red one.
00:23:13
Steve
And then it says it's less basic. I don't know, Brad.
00:23:16
Sammi
Why not pick like orange or something like that?
00:23:20
Steve
Because I don't know. If you saw him, you'd know. Yeah.
00:23:23
Sammi
Well, I'm looking at him and he looks goofy as hell.
00:23:26
Steve
Not bad. yeah so
00:23:28
Sammi
None of these men are cute. Wait, what's going on? Are any of them cute?
00:23:31
Steve
not
00:23:32
Sammi
Wait, hold on. Okay, wait.
00:23:33
Steve
Is anyone cute for the love of God?
00:23:33
Sammi
Okay, page two. I'm like, okay, page two. Save me page two.
00:23:38
Steve
Yeah. There's another guy here who's just listed.
00:23:39
Sammi
Okay, well, a couple of them don't look terrible.
00:23:42
Steve
There's a guy here just listed as business owner, which could be literally anything. um We were talking about love is blind earlier. I like that guy's like, I'm a day trader. It's like, what does he do?
00:23:52
Steve
He's just like watching CNN and looking at stocks, but not doing anything.
00:23:55
Sammi
Oh my God.
00:23:56
Steve
Yeah.
00:23:57
Sammi
He gave me the ick from day one.
00:23:59
Steve
ah
00:24:00
Sammi
Ugh.
00:24:01
Steve
Another winner, a name with a sterling track record on The Bachelor. It's Clayton, age 36. He's from Nashville, Tennessee, and he's a singer and songwriter.
00:24:11
Sammi
And it's singer-songwriter. I saw that. I was like, singer-songwriter, look out.
00:24:14
Steve
There's no way he's unemployed or a total skis bag. It couldn't be possible.
00:24:21
Sammi
God, most of these guys look sucky.
00:24:22
Steve
ah Another unemployed guy, potentially. This is Conrad 32. He's a startup founder. Is he unemployed? I don't know. He does have an MBA from Stanford, so he's not dumb.
00:24:35
Steve
So we'll see. We'll have to see if he's unemployed or an actual business owner. There's a guy here from San Diego, California, Doug. He's 28. He's an ocean lifeguard. Now, you might be saying to yourself, he's got to be borderline unemployed. San Diego is so expensive. He's a lifeguard. Isn't that what I did in high school? Why, yes, it is. But in California, you can make like 100K being a lifeguard. So no big deal.
00:25:02
Sammi
Wow. Okay.
00:25:03
Steve
this this is This is wonderful. This is my favorite version of Unemployed. Are you ready?
00:25:08
Sammi
hu
00:25:09
Steve
Johnny, spelled J-O-H-N-N-I-E, the worst kind of Johnny. All right?
00:25:13
Sammi
Oh, I was avoiding him. His hair is not 90s enough and two ninety s at the same time.
00:25:17
Steve
I think.
00:25:19
Steve
Yeah, it's ah not not flattering. And he is a quote, former professional baseball player. So he's unemployed. that's it' i guess and I don't know how professional Johnny was.
00:25:32
Sammi
Yeah.
00:25:37
Steve
yeah like He could potentially have millions and and he lives a modest life and is just sitting on it. But hard to say. Hard to say.
00:25:46
Sammi
Yeah. There's like a couple that could go either way. Like, you know, entrepreneur. We've got Rod as an entrepreneur. Like could could be a good thing.
00:25:53
Steve
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
00:25:55
Sammi
Could be a bad thing. Christopher, business owner, could be a good thing. Could be a bad thing. Um, we've got, um, Let's see. oh yeah. And Lou is also an insurance tech founder.
00:26:08
Sammi
um Could be a good thing. Could be a bad thing. ah Shane is one of the only ah attractive people, but he's a private wealth planner.
00:26:19
Sammi
Red flag, possibly. Don't know. Hard to say. um That could be good or bad.
00:26:24
Steve
Oh, how about this guy?
00:26:25
Sammi
But he is a massive Uno enthusiast. That's a rat a green flag to me.
00:26:29
Steve
Green flag.
00:26:30
Sammi
Green flag. Massive Uno enthusiast? Yes. Yes.
00:26:33
Steve
How about Michael B., 36 years old? He's a chiropractic healer.
00:26:38
Sammi
Yeah, I just avoided him.
00:26:38
Steve
This
00:26:39
Sammi
i just was like, I'm not even going look at that man.
00:26:42
Steve
guy is the kind of person who I could not spend five minutes in a room with without like running through the wall like a cartoon character.
00:26:50
Sammi
There's only like a few that i'm I'm like, I know that you have a real job.
00:26:50
Steve
He's like
00:26:53
Sammi
Like Kevin, he's a physical therapist. I'm like, that is a real job that requires, ah you know, a doctorate at this point, I believe. um So I know that it's real.
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00:27:04
Sammi
Casey's a mechanical engineer. That's a real job. That is a real job.
00:27:07
Steve
hu
00:27:08
Sammi
Aaron is a product manager. i don't know of what, but that's obvious.
00:27:12
Steve
hundred
00:27:12
Sammi
No one would lie about that. That's a real job, you know?
00:27:16
Steve
How about Rob the entrepreneur?
00:27:18
Sammi
That's what I just said. I said, he's an entrepreneur. It can go one way or the other.
00:27:22
Steve
There's a couple of guys that are really leaning in on that. Yeah, yeah. This is not.
00:27:25
Sammi
Yeah, it's like, it's hard to say. There's, I mean, yeah, like Marcus, he's a creative director. That's probably like legit and fine. You know, Matt's a real estate broker. i mean, who knows how good his, his, you know, like flow is or whatever, but like, that's like a real job, you know, but yeah, there's a few of these that I'm like, yeah,
00:27:46
Steve
yeah
00:27:46
Sammi
ah
00:27:47
Steve
yeah start up or entrepreneur next to their name ah ah
00:27:50
Sammi
Yeah, it's like, I'm a business owner, okay?
00:27:51
Steve
unemploy until proven otherwise
00:27:52
Sammi
And look at me.
00:27:53
Steve
go
00:27:53
Sammi
i don't know.
00:27:56
Steve
At least no one's gone on The Bachelor yet with the with the job title Podcaster. That would be the heat death of the universe.
00:28:01
Sammi
Well, that would be so funny, actually. I would love that. Well, there was somebody who was like like a content creator, influencer, or whatever.
00:28:11
Steve
Oh, there's a lot of those, yeah.
00:28:11
Sammi
like There have been a couple of those, but yeah. Anyway. Yeah. It's looking a little, a little bleak. I, you know, Casey can't sleep without socks.
00:28:19
Steve
Mm-hmm.
00:28:23
Sammi
um I was like, maybe I'll root for you, Casey.
00:28:24
Steve
Gross.
00:28:27
Sammi
And then I saw that and then I went, nevermind.
00:28:31
Steve
No, we're going to root for nothing. um Taylor punches a man out.
00:28:36
Sammi
Yeah. There's like,
00:28:37
Steve
He's visibly pregnant. That would be great.
00:28:39
Sammi
None of them are that interesting to me. I hate to say it. They're all kind of giving different versions of red flags at this point.
00:28:48
Steve
Yeah, there's a guy who creative director, and as someone who's worked for and with a lot of creative directors, I wouldn't want to marry one, personally.
00:28:49
Sammi
Maybe one of them will be okay.
00:28:57
Sammi
Well, I mean, you know, listen, they can be okay.
00:28:57
Steve
Wow.
00:29:03
Sammi
He's in like a random city in New York. It's probably fine.
00:29:06
Steve
Yeah, he's probably okay.
00:29:08
Sammi
He's a former basketball star turned creative director.
00:29:12
Steve
Okay, okay.
00:29:12
Sammi
he wants Okay, his fun facts are funny. Well, one of them is, ah Marcus once got attacked by a bird while on a run.
00:29:23
Steve
That's fun.
00:29:24
Sammi
That is a fun, fun fact. Okay. I like that. um He loves a good rooftop vibe. Sure. Who doesn't? um And his favorite food is pancakes.
00:29:34
Sammi
That's solid.
00:29:35
Steve
Okay.
00:29:35
Sammi
Pancakes are delicious. um That's not too bad. But yeah, some of these are are bleak. I don't know.
00:29:43
Steve
i bleak as a
00:29:43
Sammi
A lot of them look, I don't know. Well, I guess some of them they're all a little bit older too. Well, most of them are older.
00:29:51
Steve
hu
00:29:52
Sammi
So I guess I can't say anything because I, I too am older. I mean, they're younger than me, but yeah, let's look at this Clayton guy.
00:29:56
Steve
yeah yeah
00:29:59
Sammi
I want to see his fun facts because this guy's just on to promote his music. um
00:30:05
Steve
oh this is jed 2.0
00:30:05
Sammi
He loves, okay, this is, this is ridiculous. Okay. Well, I'm going to read this exactly the way it's written. And then we're going to open another Jilly thing because I can't deal with this.
00:30:17
Sammi
Clayton loves flower bouquets. He loves flower bouquets.
00:30:22
Steve
Not flowers, but specifically.
00:30:23
Sammi
As opposed to jerky bouquets. Like, like, I don't think anyone would immediately assume like a novelty bouquet is your favorite.
00:30:27
Steve
Edible Arrangement?
00:30:31
Sammi
Why do you have to say flower bouquets? What?
00:30:34
Steve
I don't know.
00:30:35
Sammi
Anyway.
00:30:35
Steve
Edible Arrangement? That little melon flower. that's what
00:30:37
Sammi
Listen, I love an edible arrangement, but then it would just say Clayton loves edible arrangements.
00:30:38
Steve
That's my favorite.
00:30:43
Sammi
um Clayton enjoys a good trail ride on horseback. He's a horse girl.
00:30:48
Steve
but There's like multiple horse girls on this season.
00:30:50
Sammi
lot of horse girls. Well, Taylor will probably like that. Once Clayton visits Antarctica, he'll have been to every continent. Oh, my God. It's like that guy in love is blind who I hate. What is his name? I like literally blocked it out my mind because I hate him so bad.
00:31:05
Steve
I don't know. There's like... it Oh, gosh.
00:31:06
Sammi
It's the one who's the day trader. What is his name?
00:31:09
Steve
What is this?
00:31:09
Sammi
I hate him so much I forget his name as soon as I stop watching the show. I'm going to open something while you give me his name. Because I really do hate him. I mean, and I was i felt vindicated.
00:31:18
Steve
Alex?
00:31:19
Sammi
What did you say?
00:31:20
Steve
Alex?
00:31:21
Sammi
Alex, yeah. um I felt vindicated to like as I kept watching the show because he kept getting worse and worse. Like, um you know, his, you know, impending father in law was like grilling him at at like a dinner or whatever. And I mean, I was like, damn, he's really handing it to him. And he was like, did you vote for Trump? And he goes, well, I didn't vote.
00:31:42
Sammi
And and he's like, but i I would have if I could have or whatever. Like he said, he couldn't. I don't remember why.
00:31:49
Steve
It's kind of felony.
00:31:51
Sammi
No, it was like he wasn't in the country or something. I don't know, whatever. Some bullshit. um And and yeah, he's like a day trader. And then he was like he was like sitting there listening to Jerome Powell talk like about the Fed rate like that was going to impact day trading in a material, immediate way.
00:32:12
Steve
I think that like day traders are actually worse than people with like legitimate gambling addictions because, I don't know, like everyone I know that has had like a modest gambling problem at some point, even if they're not actively fixing it, they're like, this is a problem.
00:32:14
Sammi
Annoying.
00:32:31
Steve
Yeah, right. It's one of those things where there's sides and they're like, you know, and, but the thing is with day trading is it's the same as like sitting at a poker table all day or like losing your money in slot machines or playing roulette or like whatever.
00:32:48
Steve
But you like try and justify it and legitimize it because like trading stocks and making money from stocks is like a real thing that people in business suits do. Ergo, you must be doing legitimate jobs. Like no day day trading is honestly, if you just played Texas Hold'em, you would have better odds and I would respect you more.
00:33:11
Steve
So. Okay.
00:33:12
Sammi
Well, yeah, I mean, there's actual math involved. And I mean, they say like less than 1% of day traders can be successful. It's basically an MLM. And yeah, it's like, think about it.
00:33:23
Sammi
If you just sat and like played roulette, you'd at least have a 50-50 shot, right? Like, it's pretty bad.
00:33:29
Steve
It's pretty rough here. Pretty rough.
00:33:31
Sammi
But yeah, so he's going to be so stressed. He's going to need some night cream. o Night cream. Ooh, pretty.
00:33:37
Steve
Working on my night cream.
00:33:38
Sammi
Yeah, it's lovely.
00:33:41
Steve
Wow. That is fancy.
00:33:42
Sammi
It is fancy. It's even got French on it because everything's from Canada. um Twist to unlock. I'm going to like get this all.
00:33:51
Steve
Smear it all over your face.
00:33:52
Sammi
Yeah, I'm a little scared actually. I'm not going to do that. um I will say I've been using the under eye things that I got in like a recent Jilly box. I love them. They're like so fun to end the day and just put the little gel things underneath my eyeballs feel very luxurious.
00:34:06
Steve
i didn't say you through those I definitely have like the bags under my eyes. Don't sleep too stressed. I'm um'm a no sleep, no water guy.
00:34:15
Sammi
Yeah, you got a hydrate or diatrate. Listen, there's a like I not to say that people compliment me on my skin all the time, but they do. They do. I'll be honest. And they're like, what's your secret? And I'm like, I drink water and use SPF and get facials.
00:34:31
Steve
Mm hmm.
00:34:32
Sammi
That's what I do.
00:34:33
Steve
Yeah, I, I don't, I don't know what to like, okay, so you know how there's all those like, you know, videos or tick tock things or memes or whatever. And it's just like, the girl who needs to be reminded to drink water or whatever. That's just me. I'm just the girl who doesn't drink water. So I can't, I can't relate to those at all. i Why?
00:34:52
Sammi
I don't bring, I don't have like ah an emotional support water bottle like a lot of people do, but I do drink a lot of water at home.
00:34:53
Steve
Why?
00:34:59
Sammi
I also drink a lot of tea, like herbal tea, like so that I'm not up all night.
00:35:01
Steve
Yeah. My thing is like...
00:35:03
Sammi
And that is hydration. Coffee is also hydration. By the way, I'm getting a PhD in nutrition and I'm here to tell you all that coffee hydrates you. It does not dehydrate you. That is BS.
00:35:14
Steve
Okay. That's good to know.
00:35:15
Sammi
That's true.
00:35:16
Steve
Well, then maybe I'm more hydrated than I think.
00:35:16
Sammi
That is actually true.
00:35:18
Steve
Because normally what I do is I drink some coffee in the morning and then I fill my water bottle up and it sits on my desk. And then at like four o'clock, I'm like, oh, why do' I don't have a headache. And it's because I didn't drink any water.
00:35:28
Steve
That's why. Yeah.
00:35:29
Sammi
Yeah, you probably do still need water, but you don't, I mean, unless you're like working out intensely, you don't need like a ton of water every day. Like you you just need enough.
00:35:40
Sammi
um but But coffee is hydrating. It is not, I mean, yeah, it's like a mild diuretic, but not like extreme enough that you're going to like lose all the water that you're taking in.
00:35:53
Sammi
It's like, that's ah um a misconception.
00:35:53
Steve
Okay.
00:35:56
Sammi
So there you go.
00:35:56
Steve
I'm just to chug a bunch of coffee then. Thank you, Sammy.
00:35:58
Sammi
Don't chug a bunch of... Listen, caffeine...
00:36:00
Steve
Thank
00:36:02
Sammi
You shouldn't have too much caffeine, right? you know It's going to screw up your all your cycles and all that.
00:36:04
Steve
you. and
00:36:06
Sammi
But, it yeah. it's So, I don't feel bad about drinking coffee in the morning and sometimes until noon. It's fine. But, yeah. i I'm a big fan of tea. I'm a big fan of... I cannot open this. Oh, I see. I'm a big fan of, like...
00:36:23
Sammi
herbal teas and I drink those like all all day all night. I'll be having one after this. Okay, I can open this maybe. It's got like a seal on it.
00:36:34
Steve
You got smear it all over your face and we'll see if you get a rash or not.
00:36:37
Sammi
Oh, this is a new thing I'm opening. I decided to okay, there's ah there's a knife going on outside of the frame.
00:36:48
Sammi
Okay. New thing. This is another. Ooh. Advanced lip repair serum.
00:36:56
Steve
Ooh.
00:36:56
Sammi
So. Jilly's getting us all restored. She's getting us all restored for spring.
00:37:00
Steve
Wow.
00:37:01
Sammi
She says. Use this lip repair serum.
00:37:02
Steve
Spring Glow. It's about renewal. Renew your lips. Renew your face.
00:37:07
Sammi
Yeah. Look that. That so nice.
00:37:09
Steve
Whoa.
00:37:10
Sammi
If you're just listening to this.
00:37:11
Steve
Replace your Carmex.
00:37:11
Sammi
you yeah Yeah. Oh listen. Menthol. Listen. This doesn't really smell like anything. I didn't think it would. ah Aurora Skin Science.
00:37:25
Sammi
It's got vegan collagen peptide. SH polypeptide 121. So true story. So i used to get facials very regularly.
00:37:35
Sammi
Like every two or three months I'd go. And, you know, kind of get an overhaul and be like, give me the works.
00:37:38
Steve
Mm-hmm.
00:37:40
Sammi
um Nothing super invasive or anything like that. Just like I would say dermaplaning was like the most intense thing we did or whatever. And but my my esthetician closed her business to focus on her family.
00:37:57
Sammi
la no I'm just kidding. um I was very sad, but oh you gonna go with your kids.
00:38:00
Steve
a
00:38:03
Sammi
So she gave me like a list of people that she recommends, but I'm still like looking for someone. So I'm like, I really got to keep up with my skincare at home because like I'm flying solo right now. And like, i don't want to mess it up.
00:38:14
Sammi
So I'm very excited. I'm always interested in new skincare options. And I really, like I said, I really like those under eye ones. I feel hydrated after I use them.
00:38:25
Sammi
So thanks, Jelly.
00:38:25
Steve
Wow.
00:38:27
Steve
Shout out Jilly for hydrating the podcast.
00:38:32
Sammi
hydrating me. Oh, these are cute. Now I'm just like burning through them. We should look at some of these other loser men. I got some earrings though.
00:38:42
Sammi
Look at cute.
00:38:43
Steve
Ooh, very nice.
00:38:44
Sammi
Nice.
00:38:44
Steve
I'd wear those.
00:38:45
Sammi
Very classy. Very cute. Well, I have been getting more ah getting more holes in my ears and also trying to wear more earrings and stuff. I actually don't have anything in my second holes right now, so going to put those in tomorrow. But I did get a new ear piercing like a few months ago. And like before that, I had two that I like tried to get done and they like my ears were like, no, I hate them there. So I had to get them removed. It was like really bad. But anyway, uh, I am trying to get more ear piercings. I just can't stop getting my ears pierced. Oh, my nose ring is out today. i forgot. I fell out in the shower. Anyway, TMI.
00:39:24
Sammi
Um, yeah, I'm just like more piercings, more tattoos, more things to make me, ah not look like I align in any way with this current administration what can I do to make it the most obvious ever forever and ever all right I'm just gonna I'm gonna close my eyes and I'm gonna pick one of these men at random I'm just gonna like this and I'm gonna click oh no I landed on that chiropractor oh no the worst one
00:39:38
Steve
signal that as much as possible
00:39:56
Steve
absolutely terrible
00:39:58
Sammi
Uh, he taught himself how to fire spin. Yeah, I can see that just looking at you.
00:40:05
Steve
what does that even mean he just got drunk and like lit a stick on fire what that's
00:40:08
Sammi
He taught himself to fire spin. oh my God.
00:40:12
Steve
yeah am look that
00:40:13
Sammi
I do want to see him fire spin on the show though. I'm going to be very honest about that. I want to see him fire spin on the show.
00:40:23
Sammi
Let's see what else.
00:40:25
Steve
Who else do we have here?
00:40:26
Sammi
Oh, okay.
00:40:26
Steve
here
00:40:27
Sammi
Rod's job sounds real.
00:40:29
Steve
Okay, what's Rod doing?
00:40:31
Sammi
Okay. This is v Rod's biography. He's an entrepreneur from Austin, Texas. He's 35. Okay. I don't like the first sentence because it's cheesy, but that's okay. That's how these bios always go.
00:40:40
Steve
He didn't write it himself, probably.
00:40:41
Sammi
Serving up Mr.
00:40:42
Steve
Hmm.
00:40:43
Sammi
Right. Rod is a friendly entrepreneur with a big personality and an even bigger desire to find his forever partner. After serving in the military for 17 years, Rod shifted gears to start his own business supporting kids in the foster care system.
00:40:58
Sammi
His passion for helping others doesn't stop there. He's also a nutrition and physical fitness coach. Okay, red flag. um Anyway, the nutrition coach part. What are your credentials, sir? Along with a seriously great cook, you better stay in your lane or the dieticians are going to come for you. Community means everything to Rod, and he's ready to grow his own by starting a family.
00:41:21
Steve
He
00:41:21
Sammi
Acts of service are his love language, so Taylor can expect to be truly cared for and spoiled. With his positive energy and undeniable charm, these two could really hit it off. Ooh, he loves a good aioli. I love a good aioli.
00:41:33
Sammi
Who doesn't?
00:41:34
Steve
likes mayonnaise.
00:41:35
Sammi
I love mayonnaise. um He admits it takes him a while to text back. That's fair, friend. um And he loves a Christmas movie marathon. Maybe he'll add... Eyes wide sh shut to that Christmas movie marathon.
00:41:48
Sammi
Okay, Rod is promising.
00:41:48
Steve
Yeah. Rod, have you seen Eyes Wide Shut?
00:41:50
Sammi
Rod is promising.
00:41:52
Steve
Drop a comment for us, please.
00:41:52
Sammi
Okay.
00:41:55
Sammi
Rod, please be one of the good men on the show because I can't handle it if we don't have at least one good one that I can root for. That's not that's not terrible.
00:42:03
Steve
Yeah.
00:42:06
Steve
Rod, top five Christmas movies. If Eyes Wide Shut isn't in your top five, do you want to hang out and watch it with us? We're available.
00:42:13
Sammi
Yeah. Yeah. We'll talk about your entrepreneurship.
00:42:17
Steve
Mm-hmm.
00:42:17
Sammi
And I'm just going to make sure that you give sound nutrition advice. If you start saying eat real food, I'm going to be really mad at you. I'm going to be really mad.
00:42:25
Steve
but
00:42:28
Sammi
Okay, but I'll deal.
00:42:29
Steve
Oh, that's nice.
00:42:31
Sammi
Oh, my. i think I can't. It's such a nightmare at school. Ooh. Yeah.
00:42:37
Steve
bad
00:42:37
Sammi
Okay, I really like my ah wallet, but it's too big for the bag that I use. So maybe this will work with the bag that I use and then I can put the other one in the other thing because this one's slightly smaller than the wallet that I have.
00:42:52
Steve
nice
00:42:54
Sammi
And it's got, I have many a card. This is nice.
00:42:58
Steve
I have a question for you as a nutrition expert
00:42:58
Sammi
By Matt and Nat.
00:43:02
Sammi
I'm not a nutrition expert, but what's your question?
00:43:03
Steve
or ah or a health expert or a food expert.
00:43:05
Sammi
Sure. Well, I'm not an expert in anything. I'm just, I'm just a guy. What's, what's your question?
00:43:09
Steve
Okay. is it Is it more healthy when you do a cold plunge while wearing denim?
00:43:12
Sammi
oh
00:43:15
Steve
Okay.
00:43:16
Sammi
I'm glad this was your question. You know what I heard? And I don't know the research behind this, but I heard that like for women, cold plunges are actually like really bad, but, but I don't know. um You know, it's, I,
00:43:29
Steve
Not for the fellas, though.
00:43:31
Sammi
I saw a TikTok video. Yeah, because like, well, I mean, there's a whole lot of like inequity in terms of like research done on men and not women. And then being like, well, if it's having this effect on men, it must be universal, you know, or like, oh, all white subjects.
00:43:43
Steve
Yeah.
00:43:45
Sammi
It's going to be the same for everybody. It's like, OK, well, maybe not. um You know, it's really weird. I saw somebody on TikTok like she was on the stair climber and she looked over and it was ah RFK Jr. next to her on the other stair climber and he was wearing jeans.
00:44:01
Steve
like I don't like if it's just too hot outside, like if it's above 75 degrees and I have jeans on, I just want to like tear them off my body. Why?
00:44:13
Steve
How does a man work out in jeans?
00:44:15
Sammi
I don't know.
00:44:16
Steve
How does anyone work out in jeans?
00:44:16
Sammi
It's so, I mean, he does so many things that don't make sense.
00:44:19
Steve
mean,
00:44:21
Sammi
I mean, now they're like, they're like, you, I don't know. I don't even want to do the math on the protein and saturated fat recommendations that they made on their new food pyramid because it literally does not like you can't you can't math that properly.
00:44:38
Sammi
It's a like it doesn't add up. It it defies mathematics.
00:44:40
Steve
tallow. Beef tallow.
00:44:42
Sammi
I hate him. I really thought you were going to ask me like a serious question. So I like wanted to like be like, listen, I'm not even a candidate yet.
00:44:48
Steve
I just need someone to invite you.
00:44:50
Sammi
OK, let's like let's. um No, like the kind of questions that I get asked at home, like Tuck will ask me, he'll be like, is there one food that is universally good for everybody?
00:45:02
Steve
Oh, that's a good one.
00:45:03
Sammi
Those are the kinds of questions he asked me at home and I go, I doubt it. and he's like, Really? Like, and then he'll like pick a food and I'm like, well, I think some people are allergic to that. And he's like, oh, okay. And then I'll be like, what about this? And I'm like, people with kidney issues can have problems with that or like might have too much phosphorus or, you know, whatever. And then he's like, oh, okay. You know, like,
00:45:25
Sammi
I mean, there hasn't been like one thing where I'm like, yeah, I think every single person should eat this. And like, that's the problem with like population level health recommendations is they don't take into account allergies and intolerances and dietary restrictions and surgeries and removed organs that prevent your ability to, you know, consume certain things appropriately. so anyway.
00:45:52
Steve
Yeah.
00:45:54
Sammi
That's what I have to say about that.
00:45:54
Steve
So not broccoli. Broccoli is not the answer. Hmm.
00:45:58
Sammi
Well, broccoli can be tough for like people with a lot of ah like digestive issues like um irritable bowel syndrome and stuff. like Cruciferous vegetables can be really tough for like IBS.
00:46:07
Steve
Whoa.
00:46:11
Sammi
Depending. They can be high FODMAP and stuff. so like I can eat broccoli no problem. but and For some people, cauliflower is worse than broccoli. It all depends.
00:46:22
Steve
hear that, kids? If your mom says, eat your broccoli, just say, no, mom, I have IBS. Just yell as loud as you can.
00:46:26
Sammi
yeah Don't say that. Look at how cute these are.
00:46:31
Steve
Ooh.
00:46:31
Sammi
These are really fancy. I love them.
00:46:34
Steve
Julie's like...
00:46:34
Sammi
I'm a sucker for a little bowl.
00:46:36
Steve
is this ah Is this a bonus or is this just part of the Jillybox?
00:46:39
Sammi
I, okay, let me tell you a story, everybody. I did not intend to order this chili box because it was $100 Canadian more to go through customs and ships.
00:46:52
Steve
Whoa.
00:46:53
Sammi
And so I said, well, I'm going to skip this one. This is getting heinous. And I get it. Julie can't help it. She's just trying to get these things to America, um the United States of America, rather. And the problem is you can't you can't get add ons right now, like because of all the tariffs, because of all the things that they have to clear and whatever.
00:47:09
Steve
Hmm.
00:47:10
Sammi
It costs them like a shitload to like get anything accepted. So you can only get the base box. You can not get add ons. And it was like one hundred dollars Canadian more. So I was like, I'm just not even going to order it. forgetting that I'm now in this like special tier where it's basically like, if you do nothing, we're just going ship it.
00:47:28
Sammi
So it just shipped, but these are gorgeous. These are absolutely gorgeous. Like, I don't know. To me, this is like you do cute ice cream in here. Or berries, right?
00:47:39
Steve
Oh, yeah.
00:47:39
Sammi
I don't know. It's two.
00:47:40
Steve
Yeah.
00:47:41
Sammi
comes with two.
00:47:42
Steve
Mmm.
00:47:42
Sammi
They're ah fucking cute. Okay. um We did get that, like, champagne bucket. And, like, I don't even, like, drink, really. um So we did we did give that to my sister-in-law.
00:47:53
Steve
What do you celebrate?
00:47:54
Sammi
and so So we gave it to my sister-in-law. Like, I mean, I have a drink, like, you know, once a fiscal quarter. um So that's it. Okay.
00:48:04
Steve
When the quarterly numbers come in, I like to have a glass of champagne.
00:48:07
Sammi
i had ah I had a guava mimosa the other day. It was really nice.
00:48:11
Steve
All right. all right
00:48:12
Sammi
It was really nice. um But yeah, so I hope this is the right size. Okay, yeah, it is. Because i like didn't put anything in you know for anything.
00:48:22
Sammi
think this is the last thing. Okay, yeah. Sorry if this is really crinkly and loud. um i gotta i got and i gotta a It appears to be a cardigan. It's really cute. it's yes oh it's like a cherry cardigan.
00:48:38
Sammi
And knowing Julie, it's probably oversized because that's how she likes it. Julie likes it oversized.
00:48:44
Steve
Oh, yeah.
00:48:44
Sammi
She's always like slouchy, comfortable, oversized. um Oh, the buttons are like wrapped. I was like, what's going on here? There's a lot of paper. So the buttons look like like this.
00:48:57
Sammi
You can kind of see. They're like a gold brassy button.
00:48:59
Steve
Oh.
00:49:00
Sammi
But they're all wrapped on here so they all look white. But it's just like a cute, nice cherry. I'm pretty good. cut
00:49:09
Steve
That is nice.
00:49:10
Sammi
I honestly wear like, I mean, I haven't really worn the skirt that I got from Jilly, but I just haven't like decided what to style it with. It's like super pleated. I got it a while ago, but like everything else I've gotten from Jilly clothing wise, I wear all the time.
00:49:25
Sammi
So and that robe that I got like a couple springs. That was like two springs ago. I use that all the time. i I got like a towel warmer and I put it in the bottom of the towel warmer and it's so luxurious to put that on out of the shower.
00:49:39
Sammi
Are you kidding me? A warmed robe? um I'm not really sure what.
00:49:42
Steve
that's pretty good i like your cardigan i have a cardigan that actually looks exactly like that except it's blue stripes instead of red stripes so yeah why do we have matching podcast outfits have you ever thought about that
00:49:49
Sammi
Oh, my God. So can we like go somewhere? It's funny. She had a blue or a red and I got the red one. Can we, can we like go somewhere and yeah, like wear matching or yeah. Next time we record, can we wear matching podcast outfits?
00:50:03
Steve
Yeah, of course.
00:50:04
Sammi
Okay. Oh my God. I'm so excited.
00:50:06
Steve
I going to have to buy like a pattern jumpsuit?
00:50:09
Sammi
Yeah, probably. I know the place. I like i can give you the website.
00:50:14
Steve
Yeah, send me the website. I'll get my measurements.
00:50:16
Sammi
Okay. oh Yeah. Well, I can help you with that too. Yeah, for sure. There's a really good community.
00:50:20
Steve
Wonderful.
00:50:21
Sammi
I mean, I'm literally wearing this is like this dress is from that brand too. um
00:50:25
Steve
Nice.
00:50:26
Sammi
I should just listen. They should sponsor the podcast because it's literally my entire wardrobe. But I'm just going to say it anyway because I am obsessed with them.
00:50:32
Steve
There you go.
00:50:34
Sammi
And that's New Works. And that's like the majority of my closet is New Works at this point. It's basically and if you start looking at the prices, you're going to say, Sammy, what the hell is wrong with you? And once I tell you I have over 30 pieces, you'll start to do the math and go, no, seriously, what the hell is wrong with you?
00:50:44
Steve
ah
00:50:50
Sammi
But it's the only clothing I buy, really. So it all works out.
00:50:54
Steve
Well, there you go.
00:50:56
Sammi
Except for this, i got I got from that place in Dallas. Did I ever tell that story? i don't remember if I did.
00:51:00
Steve
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:51:01
Sammi
The guy who called me Busty.
00:51:01
Steve
Because weren't you working down there? Like, what were you doing down there? I forget what it was.
00:51:04
Sammi
I was driving to Houston. i I drove to Houston, but I stayed in Kansas City and Dallas on the way down and then stayed in Houston for a few days and then went to Tulsa on the way back up.
00:51:17
Sammi
Because I'm a road tripper.
00:51:18
Steve
That's right.
00:51:19
Sammi
And I went to this like really cute boutique and the guy there was really fun. And I actually had wine. He gave me wine. And, um, and, uh, yeah, like he called me busty, but not in a way that like made me offended. You know what i mean?
00:51:33
Sammi
Like he was allowed to call me busty.
00:51:33
Steve
yes ah I like that description.
00:51:38
Sammi
Like.
00:51:41
Steve
Busty in an acceptable fashion.
00:51:45
Sammi
Yeah, he said busty, but not in a way that made me go, oh, that's sexist. You know what I mean? He was just describing the way the clothes fit. Like, you know, because he was just like, oh, we got to put you in something different because you're busty.
00:51:57
Sammi
it
00:51:57
Steve
Yeah, yeah.
00:51:57
Sammi
And I said, understandable. um And then and then, yeah, he got me this, which is like one of my favorite things. And I wear it all the time. And he got me like, well, not got me. I mean, I paid for them, but I wear them all the time. And a blazer that has kind of like graffiti ish looking stuff all over it. And I'm fucking love it. And I wear it constantly. So I will go back there. I like I told Tuck, I'm like, we got to go to Dallas. And when we do, we got to go to this clothing store because it was so good. And Dallas is cooler than I thought it was. Sorry, Dallas, that I didn't think you were cool.
00:52:28
Steve
Yeah.
00:52:28
Sammi
I actually think you're really cool.
00:52:29
Steve
down all right
00:52:31
Sammi
Yeah.
00:52:31
Steve
new i um I looked at new works by the way, and it is very Sammy core. Uh,
00:52:36
Sammi
It's all my clothes. Yeah.
00:52:38
Steve
no No menswear, it looks like, but look but I feel like a jumpsuit can be unisex.
00:52:42
Sammi
They are unisex for sure.
00:52:43
Steve
i heard
00:52:44
Sammi
Yeah.
00:52:45
Steve
Okay, yeah, yeah. And looking at the measurements, I think I think i could fit here.
00:52:46
Sammi
Yeah.
00:52:49
Steve
so Oh, yeah.
00:52:50
Sammi
Yeah. You got to get a jumpsuit.
00:52:51
Steve
Perfect.
00:52:52
Sammi
There's some nude cuts now too. But yeah, the measurements are very accurate. And also there's a Facebook group that will tell you exactly what size you need to wear. You can be like,
00:53:02
Steve
Perfect.
00:53:02
Sammi
You can be like, this is all the things. And they'll be like, buy this one. And you're like, okay. And they're right on. I don't know why the hell. But anyway, a big fan of new works. Let's see.
00:53:12
Sammi
I'm going to read a little bit about the the Jilly things.
00:53:17
Steve
The Jilly experience?
00:53:17
Sammi
so So the so her the theme of the box, I'm still trying to like surmise it. um Okay. Okay. I could see this. I'm a true believer that elegance shouldn't be reserved for special occasions.
00:53:31
Sammi
Okay.
00:53:31
Steve
Hmm.
00:53:32
Sammi
It's meant to be woven right into our everyday life. A couple of years ago, I traveled to France, and that immediately sparked the idea for this box.
00:53:39
Steve
Rack about it.
00:53:41
Sammi
She's like, oui, striped cardigan. um I wanted to create a love letter to that timeless European luxury where every detail is considered yet completely effortless. and merge it with that romantic, charming, old Montreal feeling.
00:53:51
Steve
Ooh.
00:53:55
Sammi
Of course. This box embodies chic, feminine, and totally elegant vibes that feel so fresh. Think of those soft, serene mornings strolling down a cobblestone street and ducking into a little Parisian cafe for an espresso.
00:54:09
Sammi
Imagine the delicate site delicate scent of petrichor after spring rain or wrapping yourself in something cozy that features a classic beautiful toile or brocade pattern. I don't know if I pronounced that right. I'm not French. ah We wanted to capture that exact feeling of effortless sophistication, and this collection does just that.
00:54:27
Sammi
Every single piece in this box was chosen to bring that elevated cafe society magic right into your home and everyday life. So pour yourself something lovely. Get cozy and dive in.
00:54:37
Steve
me
00:54:37
Sammi
I really hope this collection makes your heart full as it makes mine.
00:54:41
Steve
Oh, silly.
00:54:42
Sammi
Jelly. I really like these.
00:54:44
Steve
You. girl
00:54:46
Sammi
like Yeah, they're coupes. And she she has a recipe for for a pot de creme.
00:54:53
Steve
Oh.
00:54:54
Sammi
Which I could probably ah make dairy-free.
00:54:58
Steve
Wait, how do you? Can you? What what ah what would you?
00:55:02
Sammi
Sure. Sure.
00:55:03
Steve
what's this What's the substitute? How do you how do you get the point?
00:55:04
Sammi
Well, it's whole milk, so I would probably just use coconut milk or something.
00:55:07
Steve
that would work.
00:55:08
Sammi
Or like coconut cream or something like that.
00:55:09
Steve
Mm-hmm.
00:55:10
Sammi
Probably coconut milk would probably be the right consistency. Well, if I do, I will report back and let you all know. Um, yeah, this wallet might be the perfect size for another thing that I needed. Um, I will try the night cream. I will let you know. There's actually like one other skincare thing from her. I haven't tried yet that I've been like, oh yeah, I got to try that.
00:55:30
Sammi
Um, okay. The umbrella, she just says, how perfect is this umbrella? It's just so cute and functional. Sure.
00:55:37
Steve
Yeah, it is.
00:55:38
Sammi
Yeah. I do love the handle.
00:55:39
Steve
last question.
00:55:41
Sammi
I'm like a sucker for old timey handles. Big fan, big fan of an old timey handle. um And she said it offers such a comfortable sturdy grip and adds that traditional sophisticated finish. It's going to go in my in my Prius.
00:55:56
Sammi
ah So in case it rains, I...
00:55:59
Steve
It's going to go in my Prius.
00:56:00
Sammi
This is going in Pepper Ann, okay? Pepper Ann is going have this in her trunk. Okay. um let's see what else they are freshwater pearls yeah the the coops are fucking cute as hell i don't know very obsessed um they are such a sophisticated playful nod to that parisian style they're like yeah they're they are crafted from luminous jade glass they're really like hefty they're really pretty um what'd you say
00:56:30
Steve
pretty advantageingaging They look beachy.
00:56:32
Sammi
what'd you say
00:56:34
Steve
They look sturdy. They don't look cheap.
00:56:35
Sammi
Yeah. Yeah. They're really nice. um I'm very excited. Tuck is going to be like, where are we going to put them? And I'm going to be like, don't worry about it.
00:56:43
Steve
Yeah.
00:56:43
Sammi
They're pretty. We've got to find a place for them. The add-ons that I did not get were lipstick. um There was like a protein shake thing.
00:56:55
Sammi
um
00:56:55
Steve
getting those spring gains?
00:56:57
Sammi
Another skirt. um Polka dot tool. um Mouth tape. minty mouth tape.
00:57:07
Steve
Hey, some of our listeners think we could use that. Am I right?
00:57:10
Sammi
Wake up at 5 a.m. A mop. a mop Like a ah wow mop. Don't know much about that. Wow, she had a lot of add-ons this time. ah A Jilly charm set.
00:57:23
Sammi
um For like a a bag. Like a bag charm. And that is it. Interesting. Alright, cool. Yeah, no, i I feel good about this selection. I think this is pretty good.
00:57:40
Sammi
Um... Wait a minute.
00:57:43
Steve
Worth the extra hundred jilly bucks to get it.
00:57:43
Sammi
What's in my bag? Oh. Well, I don't know about that.
00:57:48
Steve
but
00:57:48
Sammi
um But we'll see.
00:57:49
Steve
but Look at these tariffs are doing to us right now.
00:57:50
Sammi
who
00:57:52
Steve
they're
00:57:52
Sammi
We'll see if I keep doing it. It literally was an accident.
00:57:54
Steve
uncle
00:57:55
Sammi
like I was just like, well, I'm just not going order it. It's okay. It's just not going to happen this time. And then I got an email that was like, your jewelry box has shipped. And I went, oh, I was supposed to opt out.
00:58:08
Sammi
I like just did nothing. And if we know anything from trolley problems, doing nothing is also a choice.
00:58:16
Steve
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
00:58:17
Sammi
no but all this stuff is really cute and i see myself actually using all of it there's nothing i would uh re-gift this is all for me you can't have it but i really like i love i got this really i found this like etsy company that makes really good like leather stuff um and they're really cute and they'll like hand write thank you notes and stuff and um They've got like, ah you know, you can like get them hand stamped and and whatnot, like just really cool.
00:58:26
Steve
That's nice.
00:58:35
Steve
Mm-hmm. Oh, that's nice.
00:58:46
Sammi
And I got like two different sizes of of bags and one is too small for the wallet that I bought from them that I love using.
00:58:57
Sammi
So I'm like, if I, so I haven't been using it. So I'm like, if this wallet is small enough to fit in that bag, that's great because I'm not, I've used their wallet every day.
00:59:04
Steve
you go.
00:59:08
Sammi
And I been, I actually am using a Jilly bag though. The bag that I use every day is a woven bag that I got from Jilly.
00:59:14
Steve
i take chili with me wherever I go.
00:59:15
Sammi
And I'm not really like, i Yeah, it's true. But I'm not the kind of I'm not the kind of gal who like ah switches bags often. You know, there's some people who have like a lot of bags. um You'd think for how colorful I am that I'd have like a million bags and a million shoes. And I don't. I have like I like Birkenstocks and I like like a tan bag because I'm like, I don't have time to do all that. Yeah.
00:59:41
Sammi
You're asking me to, I mean, maybe someday I'll expand, but probably not.
00:59:41
Steve
yeah
00:59:44
Sammi
I just don't. I just, I'm like, that just has to work. It just has to be utilitarian. So it's just funny. I feel like it's like the biggest mismatch of me is like, if you look at my shoes, they're all relatively boring and so are my bags.
00:59:59
Steve
But not your jumpsuits.
01:00:01
Sammi
No, not my jumpsuits. Today, one of my, i was in class. um i I have like class that goes till five. So um thank you for meeting later. And one of my classmates said, oh, I just told my husband I made a new friend in class and she is really colorful.
01:00:18
Steve
ah ah
01:00:19
Sammi
I said, thanks. I agree. um
01:00:22
Steve
okay ah
01:00:23
Sammi
But yeah, that's all I got. Oh my gosh. We're like, we're, well, actually we're just at an hour. So that's pretty good.
01:00:27
Steve
Yeah.
01:00:27
Sammi
We said we'd keep it to an hour and we are at an hour. Wow.
01:00:31
Steve
An hour. We did it.
01:00:32
Sammi
Look at us.
01:00:33
Steve
Yeah.
01:00:33
Sammi
i mean, we started a little late, but that's okay. That was my fault.
01:00:35
Steve
Sorry. Well, wait
01:00:36
Sammi
I was on hold with support. I needed some support.
01:00:40
Steve
i had I had to update my camera. Who has to update a camera?
01:00:43
Sammi
Well, my website is being blocked. Like my art website is being blocked on spectrum.
01:00:49
Steve
That's weird.
01:00:50
Sammi
So I had to like, I went to like, and it's a show.
01:00:52
Steve
cable internet has you dead to rights.
01:00:54
Sammi
It's like Shopify, but it's, you know, like I have like a domain, you know, that I bought elsewhere. And I, so I reached out to Shopify and listen, I like, I'm not a big fan of AI. I don't think that that surprises anybody. I'm, I mean, I mostly hate it. And, but when it works well and as Within its correct scope, it can be very good. And I will say to Shopify's credit, I believe they have like a small language model that they've trained to do help for Shopify. So when you have a question, they give you an extremely specific, non-hallucinating answer.
01:01:37
Steve
yeah which is pretty cool I like what that is
01:01:39
Sammi
So that is really helpful. You know, so I was like, hey, here's the issue. And the little bot goes, oh, um like, try this, this and this and this. And you can go to this page and you can check these things. And I go to the page and they're like, I see you're at the page. Do you want me to check it for you? And they check it and they're like, everything is fine. um And we figured out like the error my friend was getting was like related to spectrum. So then i connected with a human and said, this is what the little robot told me to tell tell you.
01:02:10
Sammi
And it said the little robot was right. And I said, well, how about that? um And they're like, and then the human said, here's the link to report it directly so that you don't have to go through all the stuff.
01:02:19
Steve
Hey, there you go.
01:02:21
Sammi
And I said, hey, this was a really nice combination of automated answers and human response. And I got it resolved within 20 minutes.
01:02:31
Steve
Not too bad.
01:02:32
Sammi
Not too shabby. So I just hate like when you email support and they're like, have you tried this thing that literally doesn't exist? Yeah.
01:02:40
Steve
Yeah, that's all.
01:02:40
Sammi
And you're like, no, ah AI hallucination. I didn't try the thing that doesn't exist that you're making up exists. So and I never thought I'd be giving credit to Shopify, but.
01:02:51
Steve
Here we are.
01:02:51
Sammi
Good job, Shopify, your customer service is miles above square. Holy crap. It's night and day.
01:02:58
Steve
Yeah.
Rachel Lindsay Discussions
01:02:59
Sammi
So love it. But friends, we'll be back, if not for the start of The Bachelorette, ah for a special episode where I talk about Miss Me With That.
01:03:10
Sammi
And you're going to read the fiction book, right? Are you serious? Are you going to?
01:03:14
Steve
um I'll read the fiction. Sure. Yeah.
01:03:16
Sammi
Okay. are wait wait Wait, what's it called? I forgot what it's called.
01:03:18
Steve
it Tell me what it's called so I can read it.
01:03:21
Sammi
Oh, shit. Okay, hold on. Let me get it open.
01:03:23
Steve
oh oh shit.
01:03:23
Sammi
So so no so Rachel Lindsay wrote... ah Oh, interesting. um Oh, no. That's got to be... That's so weird. Okay, I'm on like a fiction database website. um Her book is called Real Love.
01:03:40
Steve
Real love. That's the name of the fiction book.
01:03:40
Sammi
Real Love. That's the name of the fiction book.
01:03:43
Steve
ah Rachel Lindsay. Okay.
01:03:44
Sammi
But what I love about it is... It also brings in all the other people named Rachel Lindsay who have written books and make it sound like it's the same person.
01:03:56
Steve
Hmm.
01:03:59
Sammi
So it says her first book was designed for murder in January 1964. I'm like,
01:04:06
Steve
Oh, yeah.
01:04:06
Sammi
That is not the same.
01:04:08
Steve
She's a vampire.
01:04:09
Sammi
I'm like, what? What are you talking about? But if you go to Rachel Lindsay's website, like rachellindsayofficial.com, and then her URL needs help because it just says Projects 8.
01:04:18
Steve
All
01:04:21
Sammi
Okay. Who's working on Big Rachel's website? we got And her copyright at the bottom of the page is still 2021.
01:04:25
Steve
right.
01:04:29
Sammi
Rachel,
01:04:31
Steve
and
01:04:31
Sammi
call me i will help you Um, but miss me with that is on there.
01:04:33
Steve
here
01:04:37
Sammi
And yeah, real love, um, reality TV love may look tempting, but real love could change everything in the debut novel from the bachelor star and author of miss me with that.
01:04:39
Steve
right
01:04:47
Sammi
Um, so if you read that, uh, I will thank you forever. Okay. So we'll see when that comes in, but so far, yeah, so far her book is pretty good. Uh, five hours in and I, yeah, forgot she went to Marquette. So,
01:05:01
Steve
but
01:05:03
Sammi
You learn something new every day or relearn something new that you forgot. But it's a really weird I will say it's a weird book because it's written from the perspective of her still being married to Brian.
01:05:14
Steve
Oh, that is weird.
01:05:15
Sammi
Yeah. So she's like trash talking Peter, you know, and is like, at but Brian, like, wow. And I'm like, he yikes.
01:05:23
Steve
Might need a version 2.0 or baby yeah maybe, not.
01:05:26
Sammi
Maybe not.
01:05:27
Steve
Who knows?
01:05:27
Sammi
So
Upcoming Events and Light-hearted Advice
01:05:28
Sammi
I will try to watch some of her recent interviews too, because I know she's been like opening up about the divorce process more lately. And it sounds like she sucks. So not that we're surprised. um So I will try to bring that with me with that review. But until then, everybody.
01:05:45
Sammi
Have um what's coming up. I don't know I have a happy pie day. That's coming up on the 14th. If we don't talk to you before then have a joyous pie day. If you're observing Ramadan, I hope you have a very peaceful, peaceful, good, enlightening, ah lovely, fulfilling Ramadan.
01:06:03
Steve
yeah hope you had a great Pulaski day.
01:06:04
Sammi
Yeah. And if.
01:06:06
Steve
It's a good one.
01:06:09
Sammi
And hey, there's another Friday the 13th coming up. So if you didn't get your tattoo flash, you can get it again. And I think there's another one coming later this year. Maybe two. There's a lot of Friday the 13th coming. So watch out for that.
01:06:20
Steve
yeah Don't do needle drugs.
01:06:24
Sammi
Just get tattooed.
01:06:26
Steve
That's not a a thing.
01:06:28
Sammi
Just get needles. No drugs.
01:06:30
Steve
It's a thing for the skin. hunt
01:06:43
Sammi
That was fun dance.