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Ep. 319, Recorded 4/9/2026. Todd Masters the Cold Open. Second place winners. T2T gets ripped off. Maths is hard. Sweater weather. How long? Wales plays our favorite game. Sunshine is the best fix. Great seats, ‘eh buddy? Random Patrol. My oldest octopus. It’s just a door!
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The Masters Golf Tournament Humor
00:00:01
Todd
And that's when everything all fell apart. Nope.
00:00:05
Dewayne
Hotel Wi-Fi. Hey, you never know.
00:00:09
Todd
It's fantastic.
00:00:16
Dewayne
Levels, levels.
00:00:16
Todd
OK. Levels, levels.
00:00:19
Dewayne
Hey, look at that. So you remember last week when I put Hello Friends in the rundown?
00:00:25
Todd
ah Yes, I thought it was something about Jim Nance and the and the masters.
00:00:30
Dewayne
Yeah, you did. Well, this week, it actually is Master's Week. So I want to open this week's show with something for you, a non-tradition like any other, unlike, excuse me, yeah.
00:00:41
Todd
lo
00:00:44
Todd
Well, hold on. Hold on. Are are we going to get in trouble? I mean, that that phrase is trademarked.
00:00:49
Dewayne
Well, probably not because I screwed it up.
00:00:51
Todd
OK, well, yeah, great. Well, you did that on purpose then. Thank you for saving us, I guess. Please, please continue.
00:00:59
Dewayne
i had I had other options. I could have gone with a tradition unlike any mother.
00:01:05
Todd
yeah.
00:01:06
Dewayne
i i could have gone with a transition unlike any other. How about that?
00:01:13
Todd
Or you could have said this week in bikini wax and we would have never been invited.
00:01:19
Dewayne
You're not allowed to say that.
00:01:22
Todd
no you're allowed to say it one time. One time. It's your last time, Gary. But you are allowed to say it. Anyway.
00:01:34
Todd
Okay. um Speaking of transitions, is this actually going somewhere?
00:01:35
Dewayne
So it is actually, it's interesting you say that, that you're not allowed to say bikini wax. Todd, I have, because it's master's week, I have a list of words and phrases that broadcasters are not allowed to say at the masters.
00:01:51
Todd
o
00:01:55
Todd
Okay.
00:01:57
Dewayne
So I'm going to give you
00:01:59
Dewayne
what broadcasters might normally say.
00:02:03
Todd
Yes.
00:02:03
Dewayne
And then you need to tell me what you're expected to say at the master's.
00:02:09
Todd
OK, I have one and only one in mind because I don't usually watch. But OK, let's give this a shot.
00:02:17
Dewayne
That's exactly, this is perfect. Something you're generally aware of, but not specifically aware of.
00:02:21
Todd
And yet have no chance. Yes. I'm aware of the masters. Oh, cool. You know what? You're qualified. Great.
00:02:30
Dewayne
Okay, so let's start with what's what's probably an easy one.
00:02:34
Todd
Yes.
00:02:35
Dewayne
They're not called fans. What are they called?
00:02:38
Todd
Oh, those are those are patrons.
00:02:42
Dewayne
Very good. Very good. Okay.
00:02:44
Todd
Yep.
00:02:44
Dewayne
um how about How about the rough? The ball does not land in the rough. Todd, where does it land?
00:02:53
Todd
It lands in either the first or the second cut.
00:02:57
Dewayne
Ooh, ooh, very good.
00:03:04
Dewayne
And if it's not in the fairway or the first or the second cut, it might be in a sand trap, but it's not ah you you don't say sand trap.
00:03:14
Todd
um Oh, a place where Tiger parks his car.
00:03:20
Todd
Too soon?
00:03:20
Dewayne
Against a tree? is that what you were...
00:03:23
Todd
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was wrong. I get those confused. um This time, this time it's the tree. um And I'm pretty sure, I'm going to go out on a limb. I'm going to rule out the litter box.
00:03:37
Dewayne
also not correct yes yeah
00:03:38
Todd
Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, how about about, do they have to call it an Augusta beach?
00:03:49
Todd
Well, that's unfortunate.
00:03:50
Dewayne
no no no
00:03:50
Todd
His baseball ball landed in
Talking to Todd Podcast Cold Open
00:03:52
Todd
an Augusta beach. That sounds nice.
00:03:56
Dewayne
those are those are bunkers um
00:03:58
Todd
Oh, okay. all right All right. Which, by the way, that does mean what we need to start calling them ah in. It's not exactly Cockney rhyming slang, but it's like Augusta rhyming slang.
00:04:14
Todd
Let's see if we can make this a thing you know what those are called? Those are Archies.
00:04:18
Dewayne
That's exactly where I was going with that. Yep. Right in the Archie.
00:04:20
Todd
There we go.
00:04:21
Dewayne
He's right in the Archie.
00:04:21
Todd
Yes.
00:04:23
Dewayne
Yep.
00:04:23
Todd
Yeah, it's in the Archie.
00:04:26
Dewayne
Sweet Lord. um So after they make the turn, it's you normally play the back nine.
00:04:34
Todd
Yes.
00:04:35
Dewayne
What do these guys play at the Masters?
00:04:38
Todd
ah um If it was any other golf tournament, I would say it would be the Chick-fil-A back nine brought to you by the Waffle House.
00:04:56
Dewayne
But because it's the Masters, there are no sponsors.
00:04:58
Todd
Yes.
00:05:00
Dewayne
So, yes.
00:05:00
Todd
Yeah. Yeah. So it can't be that. um What do they play? um It's not the back nine and it's the. Wow. OK.
00:05:12
Todd
um
00:05:15
Todd
The back 40.
00:05:18
Dewayne
This is the second nine. It's the first nine and the second nine.
00:05:23
Todd
Okay, but what about if you what if you start on the second hole, then it's not the, anyway, that's fine.
00:05:24
Dewayne
It's not the back.
00:05:30
Todd
Okay.
00:05:32
Dewayne
There is a driving range, but you're not allowed to call it the driving range.
00:05:34
Todd
Okay.
00:05:37
Todd
Okay. um Welcome to Shanksville.
00:05:44
Dewayne
That's only for Max Homa.
00:05:46
Todd
Okay, all right. And me, if I ever got there. Okay. Oh, i don't I don't know what it is. it i believe that they use the Native American word. ah It roughly translates into place with big net.
00:06:07
Dewayne
tournament practice area.
00:06:10
Todd
Okay. All right. I mean, sure, i guess. Yeah. I thought that's what the three the three the three tournaments prior to the Masters were, but okay, sure.
00:06:23
Dewayne
In in most places, the sunday the Sunday pairings is the fourth round. It's not the fourth round at the Masters. What is it?
00:06:34
Todd
The second, third round, based off of the second nine?
00:06:40
Todd
Please tell me they're consistent.
00:06:40
Dewayne
final It's the final round. note there's nothing can The only thing consistent about the masters is them not letting in um people that they don't want there.
00:06:51
Dewayne
That's the only thing that's consistent.
00:06:57
Dewayne
And lastly here.
00:07:00
Dewayne
Sometimes ah where they play yeah you in most other tournaments, it's the country club or the golf course, but it's not referred to as the country club or the golf course, Todd.
00:07:15
Dewayne
how how are you supposed to read How are you supposed to refer to the home of the masters
00:07:22
Todd
The plantation.
00:07:24
Dewayne
it's ok
00:07:24
Todd
Nope. Nope.
00:07:26
Dewayne
nope no
00:07:27
Todd
Not until, not since 1968. Okay. It um okay ah it is, is it, is it just the course?
00:07:37
Dewayne
Augusta National Golf Club. Always. always is Not just Augusta. Augusta National Golf Club. You have to use the entire thing.
00:07:47
Dewayne
out of Out of curiosity, Todd, do you bonus bonus round.
00:07:51
Todd
Yes.
00:07:53
Dewayne
Do you know when ah the first African American was admitted to membership at Augusta?
00:08:00
Dewayne
And you can't say 1978 because that's... because that's
00:08:03
Todd
ah Literally, literally i was I was actually playing in my head. Okay, God changed his mind about black people in 1978, according to the Book of Mormon. Is this before or after? Like over, under 1978. I think, um here's my problem. It was shockingly recently, and I feel like I'm going to give them some credit, and you're going to tell me
00:08:31
Todd
Let's say 1988. 2019. Ugh.
00:08:42
Dewayne
Chance to redeem yourself, Todd. When did they admit the first woman as a member?
00:08:50
Todd
twenty nineteen
00:08:52
Dewayne
twenty twenty twelve 2012.
00:08:55
Todd
yeah
00:08:55
Dewayne
ah Overcorrected. Overcorrected there.
00:09:00
Todd
you forgot You forgot one word in that question.
00:09:02
Dewayne
Yes.
00:09:03
Todd
The word is begrudgingly.
00:09:06
Dewayne
the job
00:09:28
Dewayne
Hi toddlers. Welcome to talking to Todd, a weekly podcast with Dwayne Johnson and Todd Prince, where failure is always an option.
March Madness Standings and AI Math Limitations
00:09:37
Dewayne
Thanks for joining us. Hey, Todd.
00:09:39
Todd
Hey, how's it going?
00:09:41
Dewayne
Pretty good. Pretty good. 10 minute cold open.
00:09:45
Todd
We're going to get so much. We'll just call it feedback. Let's just call it feedback. Yeah.
00:09:54
Dewayne
Well, that'd be good. I didn't get a ton of feedback this week.
00:09:59
Todd
I was going to say, ah just real quick, I mean, 10-minute cold open about about Augusta National Golf Club. Did I get that right? um I mean, that seems like a lot, but 10 minutes is usually less time than it takes me to find my ball while playing golf. So really, it was a pretty short golf segment for Todd. Yeah. ah Anyway, yes, um ah nothing no no feedback on my side either. Yep.
00:10:23
Dewayne
No, no, not really. I got, uh, no, I really didn't have, I didn't really didn't have a whole lot this week. If you sent something and I missed it, I apologize. I've been on the road. So, um, I did have one
00:10:42
Dewayne
last week. I don't remember what we were talking about, but you said we've done 600 episodes.
00:10:51
Todd
and That's not right.
00:10:53
Dewayne
That's, we've done this for more than six years, not 600 episodes.
00:10:57
Todd
Yes. just It just feels like 600 episodes. I mean, no.
00:11:02
Dewayne
so Some days, I mean.
00:11:03
Todd
Yeah.
00:11:08
Todd
On the other hand, if you take if you take all the crap that we've had to cut out and not air, we could probably get close to this. Anyway, that's neither here nor there.
00:11:15
Dewayne
That's yes, right. Yep, there you go. ah pete One piece of follow-up from March Madness. Do you want to cover this?
00:11:23
Todd
No, no, no, no, no. Please. I would like you to I would please, please cover.
00:11:28
Dewayne
let the let the 16th place finisher cover the final standings for the second place finisher todd
00:11:40
Todd
Thanks, Eli.
00:11:44
Dewayne
in the first place finisher my nephew zach newman so uh zach will be getting a uh value but i'm not and I'm not going to say valuable. A prize package full of talking to Todd swag, um which is probably just leftover crap from ToddCon3.
00:12:06
Dewayne
Anyway.
00:12:06
Todd
Zach, you're getting some cookies. Put them on the tree. Don't eat them at this point.
00:12:12
Dewayne
do not Yes, decoupage. Those cookies. Do not eat them. Absolutely. Absolutely. there's, yeah.
00:12:19
Todd
Yeah.
00:12:20
Dewayne
and so there's yeah and
00:12:23
Todd
I will say...
00:12:23
Dewayne
Good work out of you.
00:12:25
Todd
Here's thing. When last we talked, I was in the bottom third ah and not doing well at all to the point that I stopped watching because after my team, my the the person the team I picked to win was eliminated, I thought there was no point. And then I go up and look in before the national championship game and I've skyrocketed to number two. Understand what this means, though.
00:12:46
Todd
Just real clear. Like, did I do well? No. um Everybody else just crashed below me.
00:12:57
Todd
I, I earned very little points and everybody else just earned less. So, um, anyway, I'll take, ah you know what? I'll take it though. Yes. So do I get, do I get second to last pick next year?
00:13:10
Todd
Is that how we do this?
00:13:11
Dewayne
Yes, yes, that's how that works.
00:13:11
Todd
No, that's not. Yeah.
00:13:13
Dewayne
Yes, that's how that works.
00:13:14
Todd
Oh, I got Sienna.
00:13:18
Dewayne
i um Had i
00:13:22
Dewayne
entered my bragging rights pool in this pool, in our pool, I would have finished the third tied with AJ, Hawksby-Dofino.
00:13:25
Todd
Yes. In our pool. Yes.
00:13:37
Dewayne
ah at 87. So four points behind you.
00:13:43
Todd
By the way, how did you finish in the breaking rights pool?
00:13:46
Dewayne
Um, I finished, I didn't win. So it doesn't immediately leap to mind.
00:13:54
Todd
I was going to say, yeah here's here's the thing. when When I said, how did you finish? And you're like, I got to go look it up. Well, we know the answer to that one. Not first.
00:14:03
Dewayne
Not so. Okay. So Tim, um Nephew-in-law, he married in. He married one of our nieces. um Tim finished first, also by picking Michigan.
00:14:17
Dewayne
I finished second. um But here's the thing. Tim only had 41 correct picks. I had 45 correct picks.
00:14:28
Todd
Just not when they counted.
00:14:30
Dewayne
Just not right. Yes. um Also, Amy had 45 correct picks.
00:14:39
Dewayne
I had 87 total points. She had 86 total points. So I finished better than my wife, but we we got the same number of things correct, which just for the record happens really, really rarely in my life that I could just total honesty there.
00:15:02
Dewayne
Anyway, March Madness. Catch it.
00:15:06
Dewayne
don't think that's how that works.
00:15:07
Todd
Yeah, it's a it's April and it's done. But other than that, yeah, that's, that's on the other hand, it's it's it's better than the other slogan that we've got going around. Measles, catch it. So that's fine. So just just stick with March Madness.
00:15:26
Dewayne
um What else did we have in follow-up this week?
00:15:32
Todd
Well, Dwayne needs a minute, so I'm just going to take over here now. um Hey, so I have, um I believe I have found another listener in the UK. Clearly, so in the UK, there's a company called Hornby.
00:15:47
Todd
they are well known for doing model railroads. They do miniature miniature rail cars. And so you can buy their stuff and you can do these, you know, people have all of these massive ah model railroads and their houses and everything. And it's ah it's a big deal in England. And somebody in Hornby, maybe it's the entire company, listens to talking to Todd.
00:16:10
Todd
Because Dwayne, Here is what appeared on the official Hornby YouTube account on April 1st.
00:16:24
Todd
It's the one on the top.
00:16:27
Dewayne
Introducing only trains.
00:16:31
Dewayne
Those bastards.
00:16:34
Todd
Here's the thing.
00:16:34
Dewayne
I coined, I should have trademarked that. Damn it.
00:16:38
Todd
Yes, you should have. What I will tell you, however, is this goes to a YouTube. This is a YouTube video where they made an ad for this.
00:16:49
Todd
You need to go watch this ad. This ad, when you think about when a model train company makes... So what they're saying is it's a place where you can share pictures of your model trains with other people.
00:17:05
Todd
But it starts with... Just a guy.
00:17:10
Todd
Mine's the size of a dining room table. yeah um They lean into it very, very well. ah and and then And then the second half of the video takes a little bit of a turn. So anyway, ah hey, Hornby, thank you for listening to Talking to Todd. um And Dwayne would like a cut of ah the Only Train revenue.
00:17:32
Dewayne
I mean, it's a model trains in the UK. It's probably more than I would think, honestly.
00:17:43
Todd
It's entirely possible.
FIFA World Cup Ticketing Controversy
00:17:46
Todd
Anything else in follow-up?
00:17:49
Dewayne
I had, we've talked about AI a lot. I thought about putting this into idiots of the week, um,
00:17:56
Todd
Practice? Oh, the other one. Sorry.
00:17:59
Dewayne
the other the other one.
00:17:59
Todd
Jeez.
00:18:00
Dewayne
um This could also fall into Apple News or Tech Corner. i i so I really wasn't sure exactly where to put this, but we've talked about AI so much. um
00:18:10
Todd
Yes.
00:18:12
Dewayne
Apple proved that AI models can't do math.
00:18:16
Todd
Okay.
00:18:18
Dewayne
And we're not talking about advanced math.
00:18:21
Todd
i thought I thought most AI models prove that on a daily basis, but okay, good for you, Apple.
00:18:27
Dewayne
So Apple researchers took the most popular math benchmark in AI, the GSM 8K.
00:18:37
Todd
I used to love that when they watched, they had the videos where the robots would talk during the, is wasn't that wasn't that the GSM 8K?
00:18:37
Dewayne
And gave,
00:18:41
Dewayne
were there, well above the, with the, it was, it was, fin yes, yeah.
00:18:43
Todd
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The really bad movies? Yeah.
00:18:48
Dewayne
They gave it a grade school math problem, but they made one change.
00:18:55
Dewayne
And then they
00:18:55
Todd
Both trains were running east. Oh, nevermind. Sorry. Yeah.
00:19:00
Dewayne
and then they swapped the numbers and gave it the same problem with the same logic and the same steps. Different numbers still had the problem. Every model's performance dropped. Here's here's what they did, Todd.
00:19:15
Dewayne
They added one sentence to the math problem that was completely irrelevant to the answer. It has nothing to do with math. And if you're a human and you read it, you ignore it. OK, so here's an example.
00:19:31
Dewayne
Oliver picks 44 Kiwis on Friday. Then he picks 58 Kiwis on Saturday. On Sunday, he picks double the number of Kiwis he did on Friday, but five of them were a bit smaller than average.
00:19:48
Dewayne
How many Kiwis does Oliver have?
00:19:51
Dewayne
So you've got 44 plus 58 plus double 44. The answer is 190. I won't make you do the math. It's 190. The the viewies doesn't have anything to do with the.
00:20:00
Todd
Okay.
00:20:02
Todd
Irrelevant.
00:20:04
Dewayne
Right, yes.
00:20:04
Todd
Yes.
00:20:06
Dewayne
But AI's reasoning model subtracted 5. It got 185. Lama did same thing. lma did the same thing because they they can't reason through the problem.
00:20:20
Dewayne
Even when they told the model what it should be looking for, it still didn't figure it out. All it saw was that it looked like subtraction, so they subtracted.
00:20:34
Todd
Thank you.
00:20:36
Dewayne
that That's it. Anyway, the...
00:20:39
Dewayne
the PHY3 Mini dropped 65% accuracy. GPT-40 dropped from 94.9 to 63.1. O1 Mini dropped from 94.5 to 66%. The accuracy just goes off a cliff if it's not very, very, very straightforward. We've always talked about garbage in, garbage out.
00:21:06
Dewayne
Don't ask AI to figure out anything other than, well, we talked about this couple of weeks ago. Clean up my clean up my email. Oh, that's a bad idea.
00:21:18
Dewayne
Delete everything except.
00:21:23
Dewayne
I love AI. It's doing such great work. Anyway, more AI news for you. have you Had you seen this study? Had you seen that this was going on?
00:21:33
Todd
um No, i had not I had not seen that one. um
00:21:39
Todd
Politics and AI news need to be limited for me so that I can go about my day um because they're both not great.
00:21:52
Todd
Hey, guess what? AI got wrong today. what? Oh, yeah.
00:21:59
Dewayne
Let's see. What is it? oh is it time Oh, it's time for this, isn't it?
00:22:13
Dewayne
I should not dance, especially if video might accidentally get released. That would be bad. um That's right. That sound means it's time for America's Favorite Game. It's time for Dwayne Guess a Number.
00:22:28
Dewayne
Okay, Todd, hit me.
00:22:30
Todd
Okay, so a couple of weeks ago, ah Ian and I, Salt Lake City is home to to an NHL franchise now, the Utah Mammoth, Tusks Up.
00:22:42
Todd
um And so Ian and I went to a Mammoth game, the first time I've been to a Mammoth game. Oh, it's worse than that. ah it's It's as if you're drinking, like if you hold out your like like the surfer dude sign um with both of those, but kind of like you're drinking um like steins of beer and then hold them up at the corners of your mouth.
00:23:05
Todd
It's supposed to be tuxed up, but when they put that on the Jumbotron, it looks like a bunch of six-year-olds are just are just like slamming two beers at the same time.
00:23:05
Dewayne
Oh, God. god
00:23:14
Todd
Anyway, not neither here nor there. um so Normally, we talk about concessions, but we're not going to talk about concessions, but we are going to talk about... ah so We went to the Mammoth game, went into the Delta Center, went into the team store just to see what was available before the match game.
00:23:30
Todd
And I don't know, whatever. Anyway, um for sale, they had all sorts of stuff, um including a mammoth Lululemon crossover thing. i don't know, whatever. Sure.
00:23:42
Todd
But along the main wall were the official jerseys, sweaters, right, for for the Utah Mammoth. You've been in the pro store at like for at for the bears. You've seen,
00:23:59
Todd
Yep.
00:23:59
Dewayne
Yep.
00:24:00
Todd
right k
00:24:01
Dewayne
And for the Royals, yep. Game used memorabilia. Yep. Seen all that stuff. Yeah.
00:24:07
Todd
Okay. So this is this is these are brand new. You could just buy these. They're, you know, the replica jerseys, whatever, with your favorite player's name and number on the back of it. And similar to what you see in NFL stadiums, I think there's multiple layers.
00:24:22
Todd
Like you can buy like the the the good, the better, and then, you know, the best, which is supposed to be
00:24:28
Dewayne
Right.
00:24:30
Todd
whatever. the The ones that were the best are the ones that are all hung up on the sort of the hero wall where you could go. And there were tons of people looking at those. Dwayne, how much does the the the top of the line hockey sweater for the Utah Mammoth cost if you buy it in the Delta Center?
00:24:54
Dewayne
oh
00:24:57
Dewayne
I'm probably going to overshoot $349. I'm guessing didn't over by very $275? Dang. But...
00:25:02
Todd
Oh, you did go over. You did. You did go over. Yes. Yeah. Want to take another run?
00:25:09
Dewayne
i'm guessing i didn't go over by very much two hundred and seventy five dollars
00:25:14
Todd
You're still over, but barely. $250. $250. two hundred and fifty dollars
00:25:22
Dewayne
but The here's the thing, the difference I'm guessing between the best model and the good model, the good model is probably still 125
00:25:37
Todd
Yes, I believe that's the case. I don't know because they didn't have any of the good model available.
00:25:44
Dewayne
Hold OK.
00:25:46
Todd
here's Here's the thing why the $250 surprised me for the top-of-the-line jersey, because it's been a while since I've even looked at NFL jerseys. It's been a long time since I've been to NFL games, but I kind of had a price in my mind.
00:25:59
Todd
I was like, okay, wait. So I went to the Denver Broncos website and went to their pro shop thing and said, how much do jerseys cost? And other than the retro jerseys and the retro retro jerseys and the special edition retro jerseys, whatever, if you want to buy the top of the line NFL game jersey, the one that, you know, the pros, it's not, it's not game worn.
00:26:20
Dewayne
which isn't a game jersey, for the record. It's not.
00:26:24
Todd
It's the one that the pros wear in the game, but you know, whatever, not really, but fine.
00:26:24
Dewayne
No.
00:26:28
Todd
$150. Same level of Jersey for hockey, 250. And I thought this can't be right because look, there Is there more material in the hockey jersey? Yes. They're bigger. They're sewn off. Like, they're much tougher, right?
00:26:44
Dewayne
Yeah.
00:26:44
Todd
That said, the NFL knows how to make money. And if anybody at the NFL finds out that their jerseys are cheaper then the NHL, oh, welcome $275 game jerseys.
00:26:57
Dewayne
We're gonna have to fix that.
00:26:57
Todd
You're welcome. to two hundred and seventy five dollars ah game jerseys you're welcome
00:27:05
Dewayne
i On my $350, I must have been thinking about a game-worn, signed something, not just something.
00:27:10
Todd
Yes. Yeah. Something like that. Yeah.
00:27:13
Dewayne
Yeah.
00:27:14
Todd
I will tell you this, though. It does come because everybody basically, because Fanatics now owns this entire market everywhere. um
00:27:22
Dewayne
Criminy.
00:27:23
Todd
It does come with Jersey Assurance. um I clicked on the info link because it's if you're if you find yourself in Jersey, you can call an 800 number and they will get you the hell out. It's Jersey Assurance.
00:27:34
Todd
um We're stuck at Newark. Sit, sit tight, sir. We're on our way. Just make sure you're wearing the mammoth Jersey so we can identify you. Um,
00:27:50
Todd
Jersey assurance is a free replacement. You get a free replacement Jersey. If an active pro player asterisk, you purchased switches teams within 90 days of the purchase.
00:28:04
Todd
So if they leave the team and go to another team, either via trade or free agency, you can get a replacement Jersey of either the team that they came from or the same player on the new team.
00:28:15
Todd
Again, doesn't do you much good after the trade deadline. um but Anyway, ah yeah, there you go. So if you want to pick if you want to pick up one of the one of the, and I will say i will say this, walking into the lower walking into the bowl of the arena, and I'm looking at how many people, actually in the store, I'm watching how many people are picking these up and taking them in the cash register. And then I'm looking, and Ian was with me, and he's just like, there's 1,000, 1, 2, 3, 4, there's making money here. Yes.
00:28:45
Todd
they're making a lot of money here yes Yes, they are. It's almost as if they could just give the tickets away for free if you just make you buy a jersey. Anyway, um yeah, sorry sorry you ah sorry you went over on that one.
00:29:00
Dewayne
When I was, related story, when I was in Atlanta a couple of weeks ago and I was at a convention there, I saw a guy wearing a moon mammoths shirt from the special thing that John Oliver did.
00:29:13
Todd
Yes.
00:29:15
Dewayne
Yeah.
00:29:15
Todd
Yes.
00:29:16
Dewayne
Yeah.
00:29:18
Todd
um By the way, I do have, ah since we're in the midway, I do have another game for you to play. um This one is similar. You know how we do the guess the headlines from Apple News?
00:29:31
Dewayne
Yeah.
00:29:32
Todd
Yeah, this one is similar. um this is ah This is the YouTube version of this. Let me get, I'm going to send you a YouTube video.
00:29:43
Todd
It is sent.
00:29:45
Todd
Okay, it's the one in the middle with the guy pointing. Quite frankly, they're all the guys pointing or whatever. Okay, what what does this what does this say above the guy's head? What are we looking at here?
00:29:58
Dewayne
Five minute fix.
00:30:00
Todd
And what does it look like he's trying to fix?
00:30:02
Dewayne
a Bathroom fan.
00:30:04
Todd
Yes. Okay, again, Dwayne, what does it say? How many minutes is the fix? Okay.
00:30:11
Dewayne
Five minutes. Why don't more people replace this? Fix this. Build that.
00:30:16
Todd
OK. OK,
00:30:17
Dewayne
Five minutes. Sure it is.
00:30:20
Todd
Dwayne, how long is the video explaining the five-minute fix?
00:30:26
Dewayne
Oh, sweet Lord. It's got to be at least 12 minutes.
00:30:30
Todd
Are you locking in at 12 minutes?
00:30:32
Dewayne
I'm going to lock in at 12 minutes. That's my final answer, Chuck. 23 minutes and seconds.
00:30:36
Todd
There you go.
00:30:42
Dewayne
Oh my God.
00:30:44
Todd
Yes, it's a 23-minute video to explain a five-minute fix. Welcome to YouTube. Oh, this is terrible.
00:30:57
Dewayne
So in Dwayne Guess a Number, I played two totally different games, totally unrelated games, missed them both. Fantastic.
00:31:05
Todd
By quite a bit. so
00:31:09
Dewayne
um i had I had one for you.
00:31:14
Dewayne
A reform candidate in Wales. where're Now we're going to play the toddler's other favorite game, Money or Nazis.
00:31:23
Todd
Oh, sweet. Okay.
00:31:27
Dewayne
a reform UK candidate for the wealth.
00:31:30
Todd
Nazis.
00:31:31
Dewayne
walsh
00:31:32
Todd
Sorry. that's
00:31:35
Todd
It's definitely Nazis. Okay.
00:31:39
Dewayne
He was running for reelection and has had to step down.
00:31:43
Todd
Okay.
00:31:43
Dewayne
Todd is the reason he had to end his campaign money or Nazis.
00:31:44
Todd
Yes.
00:31:48
Todd
Yes.
00:31:51
Todd
Okay. This one's tougher than you would think because here's the thing. So he's already been elected as a Reform UK party member. So...
00:32:02
Dewayne
Yes.
00:32:05
Todd
That makes, so if you said he didn't get elected as a Reform UK, I could lean towards Nazi because people are like, oh, I can't believe what he wants to do to this country. But the fact that he's already been elected, people know.
00:32:21
Todd
People know. So in that case, once you say reelected, I'm now going to have to flip and people are fine with the Nazi stuff. They're really concerned about the money stuff.
00:32:34
Dewayne
No, actually, Todd, in this case, it was Nazis because there was a picture of him holding his finger under his nose. And I'm not going to put my right put my hand up in the air on video, but that's what he was doing.
00:32:51
Todd
Short. um sorry Yeah.
00:32:56
Dewayne
In an imitation of you-know-who.
00:32:59
Todd
Yeah.
00:33:00
Todd
I'm just going to say this. I'm just going to say this. i
00:33:05
Todd
What did you expect? Like, that's...
00:33:08
Dewayne
Right?
00:33:10
Todd
He's not hiding it. I'm running out Reform UK party.
00:33:15
Todd
Anyway, yeah.
00:33:19
Todd
Wait. Oh, you know what? I was going to say at some point this this predates all of your guys's F1 knowledge. But ah you know what? I'm going to leave that. There's some money or Nazi stuff F1 style that we could go on for weeks about in the history. But we'll we'll save that for later.
00:33:41
Todd
was fun to begin with?
00:33:44
Dewayne
Okay, where were we? nothing
00:33:45
Todd
um I think, well, we we were on Thursday, but anyway, um i think I think we're running for idiots. What'd you bring?
00:33:55
Dewayne
Oh, so did you see, so I'm sure you've been following Artemis trip to the moon, trip around the moon, trip near the moon.
00:34:05
Todd
not Not as good. yeah A trip to the moon's a problem because they weren't supposed to hit it. um um A little, but surprisingly, not as much as you would think. But yes, ah there's there's a rocket in space. Sure. Well, by the time this, but it'll be back. But anyway, sure.
00:34:25
Todd
Yes. Artemis 2, sending four people further from the Earth than humans have ever gone before.
00:34:32
Dewayne
A five-year mission to, no, hopefully, not no, no, they're not stuck.
00:34:35
Todd
A three-hour cruise. three hour ah Sorry, a three-hour tour. Wait, what? No.
00:34:43
Dewayne
No, they're not stuck on a space station. um So shortly after launch, the four-person crew experienced a problem with the Orion spacecraft's high-tech toilet.
00:35:03
Todd
Yes.
00:35:04
Dewayne
Did you see this?
00:35:06
Todd
um I did. I did. Yes. Space toilets are always fun.
00:35:11
Dewayne
You know, and...
00:35:11
Todd
Not really.
00:35:15
Dewayne
Part number one and part number two right, as they deal with different versions of
00:35:20
Todd
Yes.
00:35:24
Dewayne
whatever, right? um
00:35:29
Dewayne
It was part number two that was broken.
00:35:32
Dewayne
Part number one was still operating fine, but part number two was broken. Todd, because... because some of the pipes were clogged in terms of the takeaway. Todd, do you know what they did to solve the problem?
00:35:52
Todd
ah Uh, why they use the space plunger. Nope.
00:35:56
Dewayne
dick
00:35:56
Todd
Nope. That's not it. Um, yeah. Uh, yeah, I, I, yeah yeah, it was the fan.
00:36:03
Dewayne
So the toilet fan, the toilet fan was jammed. Yeah, the fan was jammed. How did they get the fan unjammed, Todd? That's the question of the day.
00:36:15
Todd
Oh, I would, I would unplug it and then plug it back in. That's what I would do.
00:36:18
Dewayne
that
00:36:22
Dewayne
oh Oh, I'm sorry. i I was going to have to have a correction if I didn't if i didn't get this. Part number two was still operable. It was part number one that was that was jammed up.
00:36:33
Todd
Yes.
00:36:36
Todd
Yes.
00:36:37
Dewayne
The solution...
00:36:39
Dewayne
was to rotate the capsule so that there was sun shining on the part that was frozen. And once the sun thawed it out, everything returned to normal.
00:36:55
Todd
Yes.
00:36:56
Dewayne
Houston Integrity, good checkout.
00:36:59
Dewayne
ah Astronaut Koch was the space plumber. Happy to report that a toilet is go for use.
00:37:09
Dewayne
we do record this is This is a direct quote. We do recommend letting the system get to operating speed before donating fluid and then letting it run a little bit after donation.
00:37:21
Dewayne
Donation.
00:37:27
Dewayne
Canadian Space Agency astronaut Jeremy Hansen said, we're pretty fortunate as a crew to have a toilet on this door, to have a toilet with a door on this tiny spacecraft.
00:37:39
Dewayne
It's the one place we can go during the mission where we can actually feel like we're alone for a moment.
00:37:49
Dewayne
i don't I don't exactly know why I put that in idiots. Maybe it's because somebody let the toilet freeze. don't know. Anyway, um that's what I brought.
00:38:00
Dewayne
Todd, would Yes.
00:38:01
Todd
Well, well and technically technically, so so so the the toilet was working and the waste the wastewater collection system was working. it was ah the vent from the wastewater collection out that had that had unexpectedly froze.
00:38:14
Dewayne
Yes.
00:38:17
Todd
So um they did say, hey, hold on, let's not add anything else to the tank until we can unfreeze. But you know listen, this is why we never went RVing when it was super cold, right?
00:38:29
Todd
Because the last thing I wanted to do was get to the dump station and pull the thing, and then it's just like, nope, that's frozen. Because at that point, I'm like, well, spring will be here eventually. um I'll come back when it's done.
00:38:41
Todd
Yeah.
00:38:41
Dewayne
yep Because they collect the number two and return to Earth with it and dispose of it. But the number one, for research purposes, but the number one, they just jettison out into space.
00:38:48
Todd
That's science.
00:38:53
Todd
Yes.
00:38:56
Dewayne
So there's space P floating.
00:39:01
Todd
Yeah, yeah. that's That's the least dangerous thing up there at this point. So it's it's fine. Yeah.
00:39:09
Dewayne
Can you imagine going out for a moonwalk and getting hit by space P at 50,000 miles an hour? Oh, it's raining. No, it's not.
00:39:18
Todd
it's It's not. It's fine. um Yeah, just just turn the white windshield wiper on on your on your vi on your visor.
00:39:20
Dewayne
It's...
00:39:25
Todd
It'll be fine. Yeah, that's...
00:39:27
Dewayne
God.
00:39:30
Dewayne
Again, Dwayne bringing nothing but poop stories to talking to Todd. What'd you bring?
00:39:36
Todd
So ah ah quick, just we've talked about ah the ah the insanity ah that is World Cup ticketing here because the World Cup is going to be here in June in the United States, Canada and Mexico.
00:39:51
Todd
um And we've talked about how parking is continuing to rise. Ticket prices are are off the charts. They've used dynamic ticketing. um there's been you have to you had to pick your games that you wanted to go to and the zones on one two three or four that you wanted to buy tickets for but you and this is common outside the united states when you go to buy tickets they'll tell you the zone you're sitting in but they they wouldn't tell you exactly your seat so so people have gone off and and bought tickets and last week
00:40:25
Todd
rows and seats started being assigned. And people who bought the Category 1 tickets, which were considered to be, according to the seat maps, these were the best tickets you could possibly buy.
00:40:37
Todd
in In all these NFL stadiums, it was like in the lower the lower bowl and maybe the second tier. And then like then you know so Level 2 was further up and Level 4 was way up on the top. And people started getting all their tickets. And these people who had paid for Level 1 noticed...
00:40:54
Todd
noticed they weren't in the lower bowl anywhere. And then they started checking with all their friends. And people have started saying, none of our level one tickets are in the lower bowl.
00:41:06
Todd
And as a matter of fact, they were being assigned into places that when they bought their tickets, were level two on the map. Some of them are in the ends, in corners, behind posts.
00:41:19
Todd
And the difference between level one and level two tickets are usually at least double the price, if not more. So people who said, I don't want to sit in level two, I don't want to sit in the corner, I want to get the good seats, paid double, and now they're sitting exactly where they didn't want to sit.
00:41:36
Todd
This made some people angry.
00:41:38
Dewayne
I bet. be
00:41:39
Todd
Yes. Now, FIFA has come out and said, did you notice the fine print that said that those those original ticket maps ah said for illustrative purposes only, um this is not actual locations. So they put weasel words in.
00:41:55
Todd
So ah they said, the you can't touch us. And everybody's like, I wonder what they're doing with all of those tickets in the lower bowl. Well, they're FIFA also announced their hospitality and sponsor packages, which are way more expensive than level one. And interestingly enough, when you go to that site to buy them, they're all in the lower bowl.
00:42:23
Todd
right at the 50-yard line, as it were. um So people who thought they were buying those tickets aren't sitting in those seats, and now sponsor and hospitality packages are now available.
00:42:38
Todd
However, today it got even worse because FIFA has now introduced two new levels of tickets, Front 1 and Front 2, which are the front rows of the lower bowl, which were originally included in the Level 1 maps, those tickets are now on sale at double to quadruple the price of the previous tickets.
00:43:10
Todd
People are not happy because they said, I bought tickets because I thought these were the best tickets and you said that I could sit in these areas and then they changed the maps and now they just keep adding more and more tickets and more zones and the people who have bought them are just being pushed up higher and higher.
00:43:29
Todd
It's almost as if FIFA is trying to screw fans over and just make as much money as humanly possible. This is actually really bad. Like this is insane.
00:43:43
Dewayne
I have no words. i can i I can't imagine buying Bears tickets not knowing where I was going I can't imagine buying any tickets to any venue like that.
00:43:59
Dewayne
Concert, sporting event, and not knowing the exact seat that I was going to sit in.
00:44:08
Todd
Yeah.
00:44:08
Dewayne
Who does this?
00:44:10
Todd
FIFA. um so
00:44:12
Dewayne
Yeah, yeah. yeah
00:44:14
Todd
So, for instance, for Algeria versus Austria at Arrowhead in Kansas City, dozens of seats in the second row in the corners were released yesterday or today $900 a piece.
00:44:33
Todd
And that is twice as much as what the category one tickets were that were on the original map. So in theory, if you bought a cap a level one a category one ticket, you should have been able to get those.
00:44:47
Todd
They didn't make them available. And they said, oh, we can we can get more money from that.
00:44:51
Dewayne
But this is back when, because people originally bought these tickets not knowing who the teams were going to be. Just, yes, I'm in.
00:45:01
Todd
Yes. Yes.
00:45:04
Dewayne
And now that they've actually assigned games and locations and teams, oh, now we can make some money off of this.
00:45:12
Todd
Yes. Yeah.
00:45:14
Dewayne
God.
00:45:15
Todd
And just to point out like how much these tickets really are, for US matches are more expensive than almost every other ones. For US s versus Paraguay and SoFi,
00:45:27
Todd
front row category one. So it's, so it's sorry, front category one, there's category one, then there's front category one and front category two, and then category one. This is like the way I blame England, right? Premier league championship, league one, league two, league one is is third tier league two is fourth to anyway. Right. So now you've got front category one and you've got category one, which is actually third tier. Anyway,
00:45:55
Dewayne
so
00:45:56
Todd
Front category one seat, which is actually in row seven, in the corner, that is listed for $4,105. Where the standard category one price, if you bought a category one for that game, you paid and you are no longer sitting in the lower bowl.
00:46:24
Dewayne
I want my money back.
00:46:27
Todd
ah FIFA has pointed out that they also have that there are no refunds. So thank you very much.
00:46:31
Dewayne
Yeah, course. Yeah.
00:46:33
Todd
Yeah. So anyway, once again, um for Idiot of the Week, apparently FIFA, and I mean, this is getting a little easy, but this is insane.
Netflix Recommendations and 'Schitt's Creek' Rewatch
00:46:43
Todd
ah this is This is actually terrible.
00:46:46
Dewayne
I saw a news story. i'm I'm out in Boston again. I'm out in Boston. And i saw a news story that Boston.
00:46:51
Todd
How's the Duncan?
00:46:52
Dewayne
What's that?
00:46:53
Todd
How's the Duncan?
00:46:55
Dewayne
it's
00:46:56
Todd
How's all the Duncans?
00:46:56
Dewayne
ver It's very close to everywhere I am. um Boston Metro Transit has raised the price of getting out to Gillette Stadium.
00:47:10
Dewayne
Normally for a Patriots game, it's $20 to ride out to the stadium.
00:47:17
Todd
Yes.
00:47:17
Dewayne
It's $80. It's $80 to ride out to the stadium. Exact same, no changes. Zero changes to what they normally do for Patriots games. $80. eighty dollars
00:47:30
Todd
That is round trip, but it's still four times as expensive. So, hey, good news. At least some of the stadiums were near public. Oh, my God, that's just terrible.
00:47:41
Dewayne
Still cheaper than parking. don't know. you watching anything else other than prices go up?
00:47:49
Todd
um Well, here's what I'm not going to be watching for the next few days. ah I'm not going to be watching Netflix. And the reason why, um we haven't we haven't been watching a lot of new stuff, but last night, ah some friends of ours who used to live in Salt Lake, and we used to work with, were back in town. um Haven't seen them probably seven years since their wedding. They're back in town, but they have three small kids. They came over to the house. We had dinner. We caught up. But you have three small kids in a house with really no toys other than the dog toys. Put that down.
00:48:18
Todd
Put that down. do not Don't put that in your mouth. Was that for the kid or the dog? Who knows? um so So what do you do? Hey, so the adults can talk. um Hey, they would love to watch Paw Patrol. Sure. Where is that? Netflix? Great.
00:48:35
Todd
So I pull up Netflix and I get to the screen that says profile. Well, whose profile are we going to burn tonight? You know what? We'll burn Todd's. So
00:48:49
Todd
so so after
00:48:49
Dewayne
It's, you know, dude, it's not difficult to just click the thing that says create new profile and make a kid's profile and you'd been golden.
00:48:52
Todd
Yeah.
00:48:58
Dewayne
It costs you nothing.
00:49:00
Todd
It costs you time. And when you have three kids who desperately want to watch Paw Patrol. All you want to do is get to Paw Patrol as soon as you possibly can. So after four episodes of Paw Patrol, then they, then they got a little, uh, then they were like, Hey, we want something else. And so, uh, so then K-pop demon, demon hunters, uh, was played. So anyway, kids loved all of that. They were enthralled.
00:49:25
Todd
Uh, we got to talk and then just for fun, uh, before the podcast, I got on my, uh, Netflix and watched for you. Um, Good news. There's a lot more episodes of Paw Patrol for me to watch. So that's cool. um I also have a lot of kids videos now all in my recommended for you section. So it's going to take me a little bit of time to to clean up. So what am i watching? Not Netflix and and just for the record, not Paw Patrol, although they looked adorable.
00:49:53
Todd
um But anyway, that's what I'm not watching. How about you?
00:49:57
Dewayne
i I started re-watching Schitt's Creek.
00:50:04
Todd
That we talked about that and we should we should rewatch that tonight. No, not tonight, but we should at some point.
00:50:12
Dewayne
i um actually actually, last night, I watched the episode that contains...
00:50:25
Todd
Hey, they stole that from us.
00:50:27
Dewayne
They did. Yep, Alexis ah was pitching. to be the um where so where that specifically came from was Alexis was pitching to Johnny and Stevie to be the vice president of promotions, I guess, started out as an internship and went really quickly to vice president of marketing and CEO of brand. And I don't know how that hit transition happened quite so quickly, but she really did. ah and
00:51:00
Dewayne
Um, actually happened. Yes. Anyway, it's still so good. think this is probably my third time through the series.
00:51:12
Todd
By the way, do you remember early in this, uh, in our podcast run, uh, you would send me the link to record and then pretty much every single time you would, you would send me the gift, uh, of Alexis saying, are you ready?
00:51:25
Todd
That was, that was like a year.
00:51:26
Dewayne
Yes. Yes.
00:51:29
Todd
That was like a year of every week. Are you ready? Yeah.
00:51:38
Dewayne
dooo do to two tin
00:51:45
Dewayne
I'm a Lamborghini. Sorry. Oh,
00:51:50
Dewayne
oh what did I learn this week? Oh, I know what I learned this week. This happened today. So we've talked about the What a Day podcast that I listen to.
00:51:59
Todd
Yes.
00:52:04
Todd
yes
00:52:06
Dewayne
Snark, news with a side of snark, right? um And if you're not just into podcasts and like your news with a little bit of reading and snark, What Today is also a daily newsletter.
00:52:22
Dewayne
And in today's newsletter was a story about people The oldest octopus fossil, according to the Guinness Book of World Records, is no longer the oldest octopus fossil.
00:52:43
Dewayne
It's still 300 million years old, and it looks like a hand-sized blob,
00:52:50
Dewayne
kind of like white mush. But here's the thing.
00:52:53
Dewayne
The giveaway that it wasn't an octopus was because it had too many teeth.
00:53:02
Todd
Okay.
00:53:06
Todd
There's other facts there that I'm just learning for the first time, but okay, sure.
00:53:09
Dewayne
Like octopuses have teeth?
00:53:12
Todd
Yes. There you go.
00:53:14
Dewayne
Right? that was That was also what I learned today, right? and ah Jane Koston, who's the host of the podcast, says, nope, nope, no nope, no, no, no, nope, nope, done.
00:53:27
Dewayne
ah Anyway, the oldest octopus is now known is now no longer the oldest octopus. And an old but not quite as old octopus is now the oldest octopus.
00:53:39
Dewayne
And if you followed all of that, good luck to you.
00:53:43
Todd
I could have sworn were getting ready to make a dick man joke there, but you know, whatever,
The High Cost of Garage Door Replacement
00:53:47
Todd
that's fine. um
00:53:50
Dewayne
What did you learn this week?
00:53:52
Todd
Yeah. So you know how we, we play Dwayne gets a number and you're usually bad at it. And then you're like, I'm like, you know what, you're way under and then you double it and then you're still way under. And I'm like, yeah, that's fun. So we, we, we've had some people coming over to the house, ah looking at replacing our garage door.
00:54:08
Todd
and the garage door opener in the house. And it's like, I'm not i'm not going to try this myself. This seems like yeah i I can't do any work here. And i was like, OK, it's a garage door. It's an opener. You know, we don't need to get the we don't need to get the fancy stuff. Just we just want to replace this. And so somebody came out, gave us a quote.
00:54:27
Todd
lisa ah Lisa then had, she's like, hey, the quotes are here. You want to guess how much? And I said, oh, I don't know. And so we we got one twin door open, you know, garage door.
00:54:38
Todd
don't know. I don't know. What? What? Fifteen hundred? And she's like, whoa, no. Try again. and I'm like, oh, admitted well, maybe I'm off by a full DeWayne. Let's go to three thousand.
00:54:50
Todd
Nope. Duane, you want to guess what it takes to replace ah a twin garage door with ah with an opener from a garage door company and have it installed with ins the garage doors insulated?
00:55:03
Dewayne
Hoo boy. probably going to be $7,500. Oh. Oh.
00:55:09
Todd
Oh, so you went over. We got it in at $5,000. And so what I learned was, wow, ah wow, everything is getting pricey.
00:55:13
Dewayne
oh
00:55:18
Todd
i haven't installed a garage door separately in quite a while ah or ever. ah But what i what I thought was reasonable and what apparently the market believes is reasonable um are two different things. So the Adam Smith invisible hand just smacked me in the face and said, you you have no idea what you're doing.
00:55:36
Dewayne
Do, okay, so
00:55:36
Todd
Yeah.
00:55:38
Dewayne
belt drive, chain drive, or the one that goes on the side of the wall and moves the door so that you don't have all the junk over the top?
00:55:40
Todd
Yes.
00:55:49
Dewayne
Because that's the one I really want.
00:55:52
Todd
And that's the one that's 7,500.
00:55:55
Dewayne
Ah, yeah.
00:55:55
Todd
This was belt drive. ah So although we were in we were informed, it's not the chain or the belt. It's the quality of the motor, which is why the motor opener they want to sell us is $1,000. Yeah.
00:56:07
Todd
What I learned, we may not be getting a new garage door. That's what I learned this week.
00:56:25
Dewayne
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00:56:36
Todd
That'll look right.
00:56:40
Dewayne
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00:56:53
Dewayne
And as always, you can send us your feedback to feedback at talkingtotodd.com. Todd? Oh, oh, oh.
00:57:01
Todd
ah By the way,
00:57:03
Dewayne
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00:57:11
Todd
Welcome to 2010. Um... um
00:57:15
Todd
or MySpace place will be up shortly. um So by the way, from your AI math, where I thought you were going, and if you really want to test how good AI math is, what you need to do is say, who is it? Alex? Alex has 44 avocados.
00:57:32
Todd
he pick he He gets 44 avocados on Friday. And then on Saturday, he gets 58. And then on Sunday, he gets he gets double what he got on Friday, but five of them are small.
00:57:44
Todd
How many orange M&Ms are there? And just see what it does.
00:57:51
Dewayne
purple because pancakes don't have feet.
00:57:55
Todd
Boom. There you go. An octopus have teeth. Whoa. Well, I got at least something right.
00:58:00
Dewayne
Wait, wait, what?
00:58:01
Todd
At least I got something right.
00:58:04
Dewayne
It's something we won't have to clean up next week. Until then, we're here. We're talking to Todd.
00:58:39
Todd
Fun fact behind the scenes, my original Dwayne Guessing number this week was going to be, Dwayne, how much is Boston charging people to take the train to Gillette Stadium for FIFA?
00:58:52
Todd
I had it ready to go. And then during the pre-show, I'm like, hey, where are you? I'm in Boston. Yep, that's not going to work. He's probably read.
00:58:58
Dewayne
damn i knew
00:59:01
Todd
You know what? Well, just burned that one. That's unfortunate.
00:59:10
Todd
That's why we do the pre-show.
00:59:11
Dewayne
um knew