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Todd: Sometimes we even write it down.
Talkin2Todd: Levels, levels?
Todd: Levels, levels.
Lisa: Levels, levels.
Todd: Hey, Dwayne, this is another another episode out of time week. What are we doing this time?
Talkin2Todd: I don't know. I didn't prepare anything. I thought you were going to prepare something.
Todd: i didn't I didn't prepare anything. I thought you were preparing something.
Talkin2Todd: No, I didn't prepare anything. I thought you were preparing something.
Todd: Oh, this is bad. what are going to
Lisa: i love a quiz.
Talkin2Todd: Hi, toddlers. Welcome to another episode out of time edition of Talking to Todd, a released weekly podcast with Dwayne Johnson and Todd Prins and Lisa Prins, where failure is always an option. Thanks for joining us. Hey, Todd.
Todd: Hey, how's it going?
Talkin2Todd: Pretty good. Pretty good. Special guest this week, Lisa Prins. Hey, Lisa.
Lisa: Hey, Dwayne, thanks for having me back.
Talkin2Todd: Glad you made it. Just kind of touch and go there.
Lisa: Thanks. Very, very close.
Todd: Oh, planes. Hold on. and be right back.
Talkin2Todd: jesus
Lisa: Oh, Todd, what are we going with you?
Todd: The inside jokes, the jokes for two people, they're really the best. I mean, sometimes there's a joke for one person, but if you can really handle it, just do a joke for two people.
Lisa: There you go. Thanks Eli.
Todd: Thanks, Eli.
Talkin2Todd: Thanks Eli.
Todd: Okay. So, however, we, so this is episode on a time week and, yes, I did not prepare anything. Duane, you did not prepare anything. Uh, however, Lisa did prepare something for us. Now, for those, those who haven't been, listened to every single episode, uh, Lisa, what, whether, what other quizzes have you brought for us before?
Lisa: I think we did a Cockney rhyming slang.
Talkin2Todd: Yep.
Lisa: And did we do another one? be Oh, and phrases, right?
Talkin2Todd: we did We did one about English phrases and what are what are pants and what are trousers because those are two different things.
Lisa: English phrases.
Lisa: Yes. Different things, yes. And then I think leading into the phrases, we all decided that that's pants was maybe one of our favorite phrases.
Lisa: So, yeah.
Todd: So with that in mind, so with that, to to continue on to the trilogy, what did you bring for us tonight?..................
Lisa: Yeah.
Lisa: So tonight I brought UK, so not just England, UK pub names. And we're going to go through this list of names and I'm going to have you tell me, is this a real name?
Lisa: Or is this a name you made up, Lisa? Or is this an absolute pub you could go to?
Talkin2Todd: Or is this a Bed Bath & Beyond candle scent?
Lisa: Yes, yes. So so I have a few, I I have more than a few, we can skip some, but I thought this may go fairly quick. So I have a good list here and that that's the theme.
Todd: All right.
Talkin2Todd: Excellent.
Todd: All right.
Lisa: right.
Todd: And just to be clear, Lisa did say, she did at one point say, oh, I've got an idea for the next quiz. And I believe I said, what is it? and she said, English pub names.
Todd: And I said, oh, that's going to be difficult. And she goes, I know. And then we haven't talked about it since. So I was aware of the theme, but I am not aware of anything other than that.
Lisa: That is true.
Todd: So, I think we'll just we'll go back and forth. And basically, the answer is that is an actual pub or that's a made up name.
Todd: OK.
Lisa: Okay.
Talkin2Todd: so So in preparation for this, did you just go to Claude and said, give me a list of English pub names, knowing that some of what it would give you would be real and some of it would be totally made up?
Todd: you missed You missed one step.
Talkin2Todd: Yes.
Todd: give me Claude, give me a list of English pub names. Don't make any of them up and don't lie. Boom. 50% are going to be made up in a lie.
Todd: I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that. I was bad.
Lisa: well Well, funny enough, Todd told me, you know, you could use AI for this. And I'm like, no, I can also use my brain for this.
Lisa: So no, I did not go to Claw or any of the others. and And I've been thinking about this for a while. So I've had the list. I've had this list for a little while. so So hopefully you'll find this.
Talkin2Todd: Excellent. Excellent. Love it
Lisa: And a couple of these might be not suitable for work, but we'll see how it goes. All righty. Okay.
Talkin2Todd: it. OK.
Lisa: Are we going back and forth just to start with Dwayne?
Todd: Yeah, well, we'll start with Dwayne.
Talkin2Todd: Sure.
Todd: We'll give you we'll give you first shot at the board.
Lisa: Okay, the frog and radiator.
Talkin2Todd: okay so does she start with one that's fake? Or does she start with one that's real? I can clearly not choose the glass in front of me.
Todd: Yes. So well if I switch them, but wait, but if I think that you thought that I thought that I would do that, then I would switch them back.
Talkin2Todd: So, yes. never Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
Talkin2Todd: real
Lisa: Give yourself a bell, Dwayne. Israel.
Talkin2Todd: I'm like, that's too stupid to not be real.
Lisa: righty. Todd.
Todd: Yep.
Lisa: The lamb and flag.
Todd: The Lamb and Flag is a real place. It is a real pub.
Talkin2Todd: Haven't we been to the Lamb and Flag?
Todd: We have.
Lisa: Yeah. We have...
Todd: It is, I believe that one, that is one of 70 different pubs in London claiming to be the oldest pub in London.
Talkin2Todd: ha
Lisa: That's true. Yeah. Now think, did we eat there? We did eat there, right?
Talkin2Todd: We did. yeah I think we had we have sunday we had Sunday roast.
Lisa: Yeah, we did eat there.
Todd: Yeah.
Lisa: Yep.
Todd: sunday Sunday roast upstairs.
Lisa: We did. Yep. That is true. Okay. Dwayne, the goat and tricycle.
Talkin2Todd: Now, there is a
Talkin2Todd: James Beard restaurant in Chicago called The Goat and the Girl.
Talkin2Todd: That is really, really good.
Talkin2Todd: The goat and the tricycle. I'm gonna say false.
Lisa: That is real.
Talkin2Todd: Oh.
Lisa: And i I do have a list.
Lisa: For any of these you're interested in later, I do have the place where they all are at. They're not on my list or in front of me, but I do have them all. So they that is real.
Talkin2Todd: Okay, so three in a row have been real.
Lisa: alright
Talkin2Todd: I was playing the odds. was like, okay, false, false, true, true, false. Okay, I guess I was wrong. Okay, well.
Lisa: the, the must, our dog is talking to me.
Todd: Yep.
Lisa: Sorry. The muscular.
Todd: they love it they love They love to be on the pod. So they just, hey, are we recording?
Lisa: They do.
Lisa: The muscular arms.
Todd: i think I think that is Pete Hegseth's favorite bar. Except for every other bar.
Todd: and And the lower drawer of his desk and his credenza. Anyway, I'm going to say false.
Lisa: That is also real.
Todd: Is it?
Talkin2Todd: that's That's the...
Todd: I'm just going to start answering Max Verstappen on every single one.
Lisa: but
Talkin2Todd: I saw it today. i Today I saw the new nickname for the head of the FBI is J. Edgar Boozer. And that's that's that's now going to stick.
Todd: Hmm.
Lisa: Careful. We're going to have to play the other theme between cash and, uh,
Talkin2Todd: Yes.
Lisa: You know.
Lisa: Alrighty. Dwayne.
Talkin2Todd: Yes.
Lisa: The Giggling Gargoyle.
Talkin2Todd: i do sir So I think the game here is that every one of these is true. I'm going to say true.
Lisa: That's fake.
Talkin2Todd: oh
Talkin2Todd: For those of you keeping score at home, Todd won, Dwayne After the first two, we've gone 0 for 0.
Todd: I was actually waiting for for Lisa to say, oh, that's not a pub. It's a gentleman's club. Wait, what?
Todd: No, never mind. That's...
Talkin2Todd: ha
Todd: You know, you go there for the wings.
Lisa: oh
Talkin2Todd: Yes.
Todd: World famous wings.
Lisa: The wings.
Talkin2Todd: Yes.
Lisa: i mean
Talkin2Todd: You're the world famous lemon pepper wings.
Todd: Yeah.
Talkin2Todd: That's what it is. Yeah.
Todd: At the giggling gar gargoyle. Yeah.
Lisa: The giggling gargoyle. I was quite pleased with that one, by the way.
Todd: All right.
Lisa: i thought Alrighty, Todd.
Todd: Yep.
Lisa: The squinting, pardon me, the squinting cat.
Todd: Hmm.
Todd: i mean I mean, usually when the cat squints, that's right before they pounce because they think they're going to eat you. I'm going to say false.
Lisa: That's real.
Todd: Ugh.
Lisa: Sorry, Todd.
Talkin2Todd: She's got us now. Now we're second guessing ourself.
Todd: Ha ha.
Talkin2Todd: Real, false. Because they all, I will say, you've done a very good job of of throwing in enough stupid ones that now they all sound stupid.
Lisa: It's true.
Todd: stupid Stupid real ones.
Talkin2Todd: Yes, yes, yeah.
Lisa: Oh, I did some serious research. that Alrighty, Dwayne.
Talkin2Todd: Yes.
Lisa: Dirty dicks.
Talkin2Todd: I'm going to say that's real.
Lisa: That is real. Give yourself a bell.
Talkin2Todd: Hey.
Todd: That one is is world famous right across the street from Liverpool Street Station.
Lisa: Very interesting place.
Talkin2Todd: So, so Todd, you would have known that one had it gone to you.
Todd: Yes. Yes.
Lisa: Yeah, that's why it didn't
Todd: I've walked past it. I've walked past it multiple times. Yes.
Lisa: go to All righty, Todd. The swan and tomato. Yeah.
Lisa: alrighty todd
Todd: Yep.
Lisa: the swan and tomato
Todd: All right. When you said the swan, I was totally in on absolutely.
Lisa: yeah
Todd: like There's like 700 of those called the swan. But the swan and the tomato... I mean, it's interesting.
Todd: Okay. So it's obviously it's, it's the thing and the other thing. And as we learned earlier, it with the goat and the tricycle, if it was like the swan in the moped, I would say yes, because, uh, animal and form of transportation, they can't operate. swan and tomato that,
Todd: You know what? I think that sounds more like a place where you get like one of those, like you get a green, you get like the green health drink. You don't get a beer at the Swan and Tomato. So I'm going to say false.
Lisa: It's real.
Todd: Damn it.
Talkin2Todd: Now, I have been to the Swan and Dolphin at Disney World in Florida.
Todd: Those are hotels.
Lisa: I was gonna say there aren't those hotels.
Talkin2Todd: Yes, those are but those.
Todd: With bars.
Talkin2Todd: Yes. But with bars. Yes. The Blue Martini Bar at the Swan and Dolphin.
Lisa: And then
Talkin2Todd: Big thumbs up.
Todd: especially especially if you're on an expense account.
Talkin2Todd: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Todd: That's the only way to go.
Talkin2Todd: Yeah. If Joe is listening, you should go and order the cricket. And that's a reference for one person who doesn't listen to the podcast. There you go.
Lisa: So here's a, no idea.
Todd: How are we not more popular? Okay, sorry, please go ahead.
Talkin2Todd: Okay.
Lisa: no So here's here's a bonus point. Either of you can answer.
Todd: Ooh. Okay.
Talkin2Todd: Okay.
Lisa: What is the most common pub name in the UK?
Todd: I'm giving Dwayne, I'm Dwayne, I'm giving you, it I'm going to, I'm give, I'm letting you get a run at it first.
Lisa: Todd, you should know this.
Talkin2Todd: The friendly pickle?
Lisa: and unfortunately no so Todd do you know what it is
Todd: I, you know what? The one that, the one that popped into my mind, I think is like the second most popular. I'm going to say the red lion.
Lisa: the red lion is number one woohoo well done Todd there's one on multiple corners
Talkin2Todd: Ooh.
Todd: they're like waffle house They're like waffle houses in Atlanta. there's just You can just navigate. Just go go the Red Lion and then take go keep going straight for four blocks. When you get to the Red Lion, hang a left. Then go two blocks. When you get to the Red Lion, then hang a right. And then you'll make it, and then three more blocks, and then you're at the Red Lion.
Lisa: And that would have been perfect if you had said, take the roundabout to the red lion, go three roundabouts to the next red lion.
Todd: and income Oh, yeah.
Lisa: Because.
Todd: comply
Lisa: yeah
Todd: Comply by St. George's Square. Whatever.
Lisa: yeah
Todd: Okay.
Talkin2Todd: then then Then take a left at the fight in the parking lot
Lisa: Alrighty.
Talkin2Todd: because it's like a Waffle House. Yes, there you go
Lisa: True.
Todd: Watch out for teleporters.
Lisa: Alrighty.
Todd: Okay, sorry.
Talkin2Todd: go.
Lisa: Okay. Okay. Is it Dwayne's turn?
Todd: Yes. Okay.
Lisa: Okay.
Talkin2Todd: It is and the score is now two to two.
Lisa: Alrighty. Duane, the bucket of blood.
Talkin2Todd: I'm going to say that's real.
Lisa: That is real. Very famous down in Cornwall. Down in Cornwall. So well done.
Todd: former former Irish nation.
Talkin2Todd: In Cornwall, former Irish nation.
Lisa: There you go.
Talkin2Todd: Celtic, Celtic nation.
Todd: these things are these yes These things are going to be released like seven months apart.
Lisa: Hell take nation.
Todd: and None of that's going to make any sense. Okay.
Talkin2Todd: That's a deep cut.
Lisa: It's true.
Lisa: Todd, the signal and the silence.
Todd: Jodie Foster was amazing in that.
Todd: I'm going to say not a pub.
Lisa: Not a pub. You guys, you guys are getting better.
Lisa: All righty.
Talkin2Todd: Or we're getting lucky.
Todd: No, I was going to say, like, the probability curve does have to kind of go in our favor at some point.
Talkin2Todd: Every one of these is 50-50.
Talkin2Todd: Every single one.
Lisa: It's true.
Talkin2Todd: It's always fifty fifty
Todd: i This is where I would love to say Duane. 50-50, pub name or not. Okay, sorry. All right, go ahead
Lisa: Dwayne, House of the Trembling Masses.
Talkin2Todd: I know of several churches that that's on there. Marquis.
Todd: ahead. That's what you're leading with? Really? That's what you're going for? That's your draw?
Talkin2Todd: I'm going to say real.
Lisa: Real.
Talkin2Todd: yeah.
Lisa: House of the Trembling Madness. Oh, and you know what?
Todd: Also,
Lisa: I should have said madness. I read that wrong. I'm sorry. House of the Trembling Madness.
Todd: here's here's the funny thing.
Lisa: So.
Todd: Didn't affect his guess at all.
Talkin2Todd: no it No, it didn't.
Todd: Yeah, and actually I was going to say, okay, when when you said masses, I was like, that's also the slogan of an all-bean restaurant in London. How's the trembling masses? Yeah.
Lisa: All right, Todd.
Todd: Yep.
Talkin2Todd: So, okay, so we're going to need a ruling because what she read was not, it well, it could be a pub that we just don't know about.
Todd: I'm going to give it to you. That's fine.
Lisa: I'm going to give it to you as well because that's my error.
Todd: That's. Yeah.
Lisa: I read it incorrectly. There
Talkin2Todd: I gave the answer she was looking for close enough.
Lisa: you go.
Todd: Yeah.
Talkin2Todd: yeah
Lisa: Todd, the Queen's Orchard.
Todd: wo
Todd: It feels like at some point somebody would have like you know just chopped down the Queen's Orchard in some sort of rebellion. i will say it is a pub.
Todd: Oh, man.
Lisa: It is not a pub.
Talkin2Todd: Oh.
Lisa: Although it sounds like...
Lisa: i'm I'm surprised that it's not. Although, you know, maybe all the orchards are long gone. I don't know. What are you doing, dog? Sorry. Alrighty. War
Talkin2Todd: I mean, if if it's like how they name subdivisions around here, you know, it's the Walnut Creek where there are neither walnuts nor creeks.
Lisa: War Creek.
Todd: Because they to they bulldozed they bulldozed all the walnut trees and pushed it into the creek to fill it in to level all the land.
Talkin2Todd: Yes.
Todd: So there's none of that anymore except for houses, but where it's Walnut Creek.
Talkin2Todd: Yes.
Todd: Yeah.
Talkin2Todd: It's Walnut Creek. Yes.
Lisa: I have to go let the dog out. That's what she wants.
Talkin2Todd: Who? Who?
Lisa: Brixton, I'll be right back. Sorry. Okay. Dwayne, your turn.
Talkin2Todd: Yes.
Lisa: The Drunken Duck.
Talkin2Todd: Oh, I think that's absolutely real.
Lisa: It is real and one of our favorites in the Lake District. been there a long time there's also a story around the lady uh that ran that pub years ago that she used to knit little sweaters for her ducks I don't know
Talkin2Todd: is is does Is the tour going to go right by the front door of this one?
Lisa: no because this is up like a uh it's up this little tiny road that gives Todd heart palpitations every time we drive up it but pretty close so
Todd: But the tour is going to go within 15 miles, maybe 10 miles of the Drunken Duck.
Lisa: Oh yeah, for sure.
Todd: Yeah.
Lisa: For sure. So, all righty, Todd.
Talkin2Todd: those Those of you keeping score, Dwayne five, Todd three.
Todd: For those of you keeping score, specifically Dwayne, Dwayne 5, Todd 3.
Lisa: yeah
Talkin2Todd: If I was behind, I wouldn't be announcing them near as often as I have been.
Todd: no Nope.
Talkin2Todd: Nope.
Todd: Hey, Dwayne, what position you're in? First. Hey, Dwayne, what position are you were in?
Talkin2Todd: First.
Todd: You know, really? Not first. Yeah, you figured that out. Okay. All right. My turn.
Lisa: Todd, the tipsy turnip.
Todd: That is absolutely a pub.
Lisa: That is absolutely something I made up. So.
Todd: Could have sworn we've been in that multiple times.
Talkin2Todd: it
Todd: Wait, that was a Tesco. Sorry. Never mind. I keep getting those confused.
Lisa: Sorry about that, sweetie. All right. Dwayne, the dead pigeon.
Talkin2Todd: I think this one is made up.
Lisa: It's real.
Talkin2Todd: oh Oh.
Todd: You should really try the wings at the dead pigeon.
Talkin2Todd: It's.
Lisa: Sunday roast there is amazing.
Talkin2Todd: I bet.
Todd: But it's kind of small, so you might want to order two.
Talkin2Todd: Yeah.
Talkin2Todd: There's a lot of squabbling going on.
Lisa: Oh, squibbling, squibbling.
Lisa: Alrighty. Todd, the camel and artichoke.
Todd: Here's thing. If that's one, if that really, the camel, fine. It's throw an artichoke. That's like, that's some hipster dude with a beard that just opened that up like six months ago. Like, there's no way that that was, I say this, i so here's the thing. I am confident there is no way that this thing has been around for like 50 years. And then, and then, nope, found it in 1620. Like, dang it. But I'm going to say not a pub.
Lisa: is a pub from the very disappointed in himself.
Talkin2Todd: Again, Todd, animal mode of transportation.
Todd: Artichoke?
Talkin2Todd: it
Todd: Artichoke?
Talkin2Todd: No, the animal is the mode of transportation. it's That's a trick question.
Lisa: Look. Aw. Todd. Sad.
Talkin2Todd: I missed and he had a chance to catch back up on and and couldn't take advantage.
Todd: i'm just I'm just disappointed that somebody's like, you know what sounds like a good name for a pub? Artichoke. Anyway. Okay. Yep. Cool.
Lisa: All right. Dwayne, the gasping headache.
Talkin2Todd: Yes.
Talkin2Todd: Okay, I think this one is made up.
Lisa: It is made up.
Talkin2Todd: Hey!
Lisa: Well done. Let's see. Nothing to say, Todd? You usually have something to say, so I was pausing to let you talk.
Todd: Nothing nothing that was that needs to be said in polite company, so I'm just going to be quiet.
Lisa: Alrighty, Todd.
Todd: Yep.
Lisa: The swan with two necks.
Todd: Yep.
Todd: Hmm. Swan with two necks.
Todd: Its other name is The Heart. Because... he
Lisa: That's a two.
Todd: Yeah.
Lisa: Yeah.
Todd: Yeah. All right. Swan with two necks. I will say is a pub.
Lisa: is a pub and and i read the explanation for the name earlier and and can't remember it so i can't share it with you
Todd: I think here's the thing. i think most of them, the the way that the pub got its name was it was a pub first. They don't have a name. People are sitting around drinking. Can't come up with a name.
Todd: Continue drinking. Still don't have a name. Continue drinking. Name appears. yo Listen. Listen. listen li not listen's listen listen
Lisa: Listen, Linda.
Todd: Listen.
Talkin2Todd: listen
Lisa: Linda.
Todd: you gotta You got a swan, right? With like four necks. That doesn't make any sense. How about two necks? Nailed it.
Talkin2Todd: now Now we're talking.
Todd: Now i can I can paint a sign with that on it.
Lisa: All right. Dwayne. The Cat and Custard Pot.
Talkin2Todd: Okay, there's an animal.
Todd: Yep. Definitely bodes well.
Talkin2Todd: But i'm i'm the the mode of transportation is lacking.
Lisa: I love how you're trying to put some like logic behind these.
Talkin2Todd: The cat and the custard pot.
Talkin2Todd: It's just full of hair, invariably, if there's a cat.
Todd: Yeah. That doesn't sound good. Does not sound good at all.
Talkin2Todd: Nope, I am not interested.
Todd: Like, all
Talkin2Todd: i can't imagine how they would have stayed in business since the 1640s. Real?
Lisa: It is real.
Talkin2Todd: oh my god
Lisa: Todd looks so disappointed.
Todd: no, I'm just, I'm making a note. Never go there for food.
Lisa: to the cat in custard pot.
Todd: Yeah.
Talkin2Todd: If you do,
Lisa: It's not the it's not a cat in the custard pot. It's the cat and the custard pot.
Talkin2Todd: it's just don't order their custard that's the The trick is don't.
Todd: Yeah, but here's the thing.
Todd: You say it's not, but if you've got a cat, eventually the cat is going to go, ooh, custard pot.
Lisa: Don't honor.
Todd: I wonder what's in there.
Lisa: It's
Todd: Don't like that.
Talkin2Todd: If it sits, it fits.
Lisa: true. It's true. All righty, Todd, ready for yours?
Todd: Sure.
Lisa: Mischief and the Murderers.
Todd: They had a great second album. I think it was Tom. Tom Mischief and the Murderers. That's T-H-O-M-E for reasons that are just pretentious.
Todd: Mischief and the Murderers. I'm going to say not a pub.
Lisa: is a pub.
Todd: Is a pub.
Talkin2Todd: Cannot catch a break.
Lisa: Todger, he cannot.
Todd: Okay.
Lisa: He's not doing well. Not doing well. All righty.
Talkin2Todd: seven Seven to two.
Todd: and what Sorry, and who's
Talkin2Todd: Sorry, four. Sorry, seven to four.
Todd: in whose favor?
Talkin2Todd: Oh, that would be in my favor. But if you're if you're keeping score and you're not winning, it's your own damn fault.
Todd: Okay, just just want to make a check.
Todd: Okay.
Talkin2Todd: In the immortal words of Larry Johnson.
Todd: right.
Lisa: All right, Dwayne, John the Unicorn
Talkin2Todd: Yes.
Talkin2Todd: Okay, so I'm picturing a i'm picturing a Kaibo.
Lisa: is an animal.
Lisa: Kaibo.
Todd: Port-a-toilet, port-a-potty,
Lisa: Oh, I didn't know what a Kaibo was.
Todd: yes
Talkin2Todd: We call them Kaibos around. We call them Kaibos.
Lisa: I'm like, Kaibo?
Lisa: Kaibo?
Talkin2Todd: John, the unicorn.
Lisa: Like Bob the drag queen, John the unicorn.
Talkin2Todd: like but Yes. Bob the yes.
Talkin2Todd: Look over there.
Lisa: It's real.
Talkin2Todd: I'm going to say made up.
Lisa: It's real.
Todd: that one That one was so stupid, I was like, that one's got to be real.
Talkin2Todd: That is so stupid. they were They were five drinks in when they came up with that. Absolutely. Absolutely.
Lisa: It's true. Okay. Todd, the coachman and the coffin key.
Todd: Yep.
Todd: I'm going to say that's definitely a pub.
Lisa: That is not a buff.
Talkin2Todd: god
Todd: Look, yeah yeah you get a clipboard and of and a fine. And that would get you any room. Definitely. No. Damn it. OK, moving on.
Todd: Try to reason these things out. I've tried to go without any reason. I've tried to go with gut instinct. Think these through. And the answer is, doesn't matter. It's wrong. OK.
Lisa: Alrighty, Dwayne.
Talkin2Todd: Yes.
Lisa: The weeping doorframe.
Talkin2Todd: I have no, at this point, i'm I don't know up from down. False.
Lisa: That was my plan. That was my master plan doing this.
Talkin2Todd: It is
Lisa: yeah
Todd: Up From Down is a pub. No, sorry.
Talkin2Todd: not pub. Hooray!
Todd: That's...
Talkin2Todd: false
Lisa: It is false. It is not a pub.
Talkin2Todd: it is not a above hooray
Lisa: i' It's really too bad we're not doing video because Todd's face is just sort classic. Like, mmmm. Alrighty. Okay.
Talkin2Todd: this It was the same look when you kept getting all the Irish names right.
Lisa: He doesn't like to lose, my husband. I don't know if you know this about him.
Todd: you'd think that You'd think, though, by now, of all all these quizzes, I'd be used to it. Because I'd lose a lot. Okay.
Lisa: Alrighty.
Todd: Yep.
Lisa: Todd, for you.
Todd: Yep.
Lisa: The famous cock.
Todd: Taylor Swift's song.
Talkin2Todd: No!
Todd: It's off the new album. Ha ha ha! ha
Talkin2Todd: this She did sing about it.
Todd: Got one. I will say it is a pub. i will say it it is a pub
Lisa: It is a pub.
Lisa: And in my research, the amount of pubs that take on that as two fighting, three silver. Very, very common for pubs in the u k So, all righty.
Lisa: We have about five left. So, I don't know if you can catch up. So, all righty.
Talkin2Todd: He, yes.
Lisa: Dwayne.
Talkin2Todd: Yes.
Lisa: The Duke Without a Head.
Talkin2Todd: John Cleese.
Talkin2Todd: He played Nearly Headless Nick.
Lisa: Nearly headless neck, he did.
Talkin2Todd: Yes, yes. to I think that's a pub.
Lisa: It is a pub.
Lisa: All right.
Talkin2Todd: Sweet.
Todd: Not favored by the aristocracy, mind you.
Talkin2Todd: It's a working man's.
Todd: that's Should we go to the queens shall we go to the Queen's Orchard or the Duke without a head?
Todd: Let's go to the Queen's Orchard. Just shut up, man. like
Talkin2Todd: It's a working man's pub.
Todd: Yeah.
Lisa: all righty so one two three okay we do have five left now sorry i don't know how to count so we have five okay and then and then i have a bonus one that's really inappropriate but we'll see what you guys think at the end so no well yeah all righty uh top
Todd: Okay. All right.
Talkin2Todd: Okay. Okay.
Talkin2Todd: The famous cock wasn't inappropriate.
Talkin2Todd: This one's getting the explicit tag whether we want it or not.
Lisa: True. Todd, my father's mustache.
Todd: Yep.
Todd: Which is completely different than my father's beard. Okay. So that's that's a whole other meaning. I will say it is a pub.
Lisa: It is a pub.
Todd: Woo!
Lisa: Well done.
Todd: Yes. Okay.
Lisa: righty.
Talkin2Todd: Oh my God.
Lisa: Oh, goodness gracious. Alrighty. Dwayne, the shuddering widow.
Talkin2Todd: Yes.
Talkin2Todd: I think that's a pub.
Lisa: That's Elisa.
Talkin2Todd: That's a, oh.
Talkin2Todd: think it's a Bruce Springsteen song.
Todd: to To be honest, after I heard that, I'm like, that doesn't sound like a pub. However, if you would have said the shuttering goat, I think that would have been a lot more difficult to figure out.
Todd: I don't know, man.
Lisa: Alrighty, Todd.
Todd: Yep.
Lisa: The crowned hedgehog.
Todd: You know what? Whether it's real or not, I want it to be real because hedgehogs are adorable. So I'm going to say pub.
Lisa: Not real.
Todd: Don't care. i have I have a vision now in my head of a hedgehog walking around with a crown.
Lisa: Little crown on it.
Todd: I'm a winner. Yeah. Like, hello.
Lisa: maybe somebody should Maybe somebody should open a pub named the crowned hedgehog.
Todd: Coming to my pub. There
Lisa: I would go there.
Todd: you go Sure.
Lisa: because there's a few too many green men around.
Todd: Yeah.
Lisa: We don't need to go to another pub that's the green man. So, alrighty. The penultimate one, Dwayne. Help the poor struggler.
Talkin2Todd: I mean, after spending all day in the pub, I think that's something most most kindly gentlemen would do is help the poor struggler. i I think, sure, yes, let's call it a, yeah, let's call it a pub.
Lisa: That is a pub.
Talkin2Todd: Oh. Appeal, appeal. I'm
Todd: Oh, scoreboard says. Oh, no, no, no, no.
Talkin2Todd: going appeal.
Todd: Anyway, stop the count.
Talkin2Todd: appeal what i' go to appeal did i did i did i tap my helmet quick enough?
Todd: Stop the count. Go to the monitor.
Todd: By the way, what i'm not what I'm not clear on that one is i got John the Unicorn.
Lisa: So what's this?
Todd: When you say help the struggler, what I'm trying to figure out is are you helping a struggler or is the dude's name help who's the struggler?
Lisa: The poor struggler.
Todd: Yeah, right. Yeah, like a comma would really clear a lot of stuff up there.
Lisa: Yeah, a couple of them are weird for sure. so so what's the score, Dwayne, before we go to Todd with this last one?
Talkin2Todd: The score is 10 to 6.
Lisa: Todd, I don't think you can come back, but we'll still give you this one.
Talkin2Todd: but the The last one.
Todd: I don't know. Hold on. going to ask, going to ask Dwayne if he can figure out if I can come back math on air.
Talkin2Todd: Uh-oh.
Todd: This would be great.
Talkin2Todd: Okay, add the two, subtract the crown on the hedgehog, add the trembling masses. Sure, last one worth five points.
Talkin2Todd: No, four points. Last one with four points.
Todd: Four points. Yeah.
Lisa: Alrighty, Todd.
Todd: Yeah.
Lisa: The mouse in mittens.
Todd: I'm pretty sure we read that book to the kids when they were. It's the, it right, if you give a mouse a cookie and then the next one is the mouse in mittens, right? It's part of the series around the mice, the Mises.
Lisa: The Mises.
Todd: I'm going to say it, yeah.
Talkin2Todd: It's on a on the motorcycle. The Mouse and Mittens on a Motorcycle by Evie White.
Todd: Well, because if you're riding a motorcycle in the winter, you need the mittens, right?
Talkin2Todd: Yes, yes, exactly, yes.
Todd: So, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a whole thing. I'm going to say is a pub.
Lisa: It is a pub.
Lisa: Well done.
Talkin2Todd: Todd gets four.
Lisa: Well,
Talkin2Todd: The score is 10 to 10. Did you have one bonus question left?
Lisa: well, so I wasn't going to give a bonus question. I was just going to read you a couple of these that not a guess just to cut. These are all real. and you can see how badly they have aged.
Talkin2Todd: Oh, nice.
Lisa: So here's,
Todd: Oh, oh, those.
Lisa: Yeah.
Talkin2Todd: Oh, fantastic.
Lisa: yeah So here's one. So the black bitch. So yeah.
Talkin2Todd: Wham a lamb.
Lisa: So I understand that sign has a black dog on it, but that's real.
Talkin2Todd: OK.
Lisa: The blazing stump, the gay dog, the hand in glove, the horn in hand, the jolly taxpayer,
Lisa: the nut shelf. I don't know what a nut shelf is. don't know if you guys can tell me. And let's see. What's one last one? Oh, this one is real. and This one I just find funny.
Lisa: Vaulty Towers. that does that Have you ever seen Vaulty Towers? It's a British sitcom.
Talkin2Todd: Fawlty Towers.
Lisa: Very famous.
Talkin2Todd: Yes. Yeah.
Lisa: This one's called Vaulty Towers, as in the vault. So, yeah. So, there's a lot of pub names and It's hard to tell which ones are real, which ones are not.
Lisa: So yeah, thought that you might enjoy that just a little bit.
Todd: False, not a pub. Oh, wait, we're still we're not playing anymore? Sorry. i thought Todd, she said those were all real. i it Who knows at this point?
Lisa: You don't believe me?
Todd: but I'm just so confused. are we am i are we What are we doing? are we this Is this where we go to the candles now? No? Okay, that's fine.
Lisa: So yeah, so maybe we have some to visit next time.
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Todd: I've been given some thought during this. Dwayne, if talking to Todd would open up a pub in England, I have an idea. what do you have an idea of what we could call it?
Talkin2Todd: Well, I was thinking the farmer's dog, but I think that's already taken. Not that that tends to matter. i mean, if there's a thousand red lions, what's another farmer's dog?
Todd: I think Jeremy's litigious. I'm just going to say. The one I came up with, and I think i think this would be a i think this is just this this a really be great and nobody else would have it.
Todd: I think we should open a pub somewhere on the outskirts of London. Just call it Headwind and Regret.
Talkin2Todd: i hit
Talkin2Todd: I don't think it would have to be in England. I think it could honestly be anywhere. And that's a banger. That is a winner every time.
Todd: Okay.
Talkin2Todd: Especially, especially if it's on a bike trail. a A pub on a bike trail titled Headwind and Regret, i that place would be packed.
Lisa: Yes.
Lisa: You rake it in the cash. I'm sorry.
Talkin2Todd: I'm telling you.
Talkin2Todd: That's awesome. Okay, time to close down the bar. We will clean that up next week. Lisa, thanks again for joining us. Until next time, we are here.
Lisa: Exactly.
Talkin2Todd: We're talking to Todd.
Todd: if If we do that, whatever drink we have that's like the the biggest, the drink with the biggest kick, we call it spare battery.
Lisa: Oh, God.
Talkin2Todd: Oh my God, I can't. I have nothing. i can't. how You can't follow that. Oh my God. Oh, this is great.
