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Ty & Eric discuss Subway employees’s artistic endeavours beyond the sandwich, Lynchian plating styles, McDonald’s perpetual McVeggie sandwich trial, the reveal of their new podcasting booth, which fast food employees have the highest IQ, and the best parking lots for getting sloppy toppy.
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Transcript
New Recording Location: From Subway to Scenic Views
00:00:51
Think Fresh
butheads Breadheads, breadheads, breadheads. It's ya boys. We are so, so back. Swamp, swamp. Damn. Eric and I have a new recording spot.
00:01:03
Think Fresh
We no longer linger, sorry, loiter outside of the subway in our neighborhood. We have found and excellent location nearby.
00:01:14
Think Fresh
That's right. It's kind of a weird and... I don't know, cozy vibe right now because we're we're in the car still, but we are sitting with a beautiful view of the BC mountains looking right at Mount Seymour, I think.
00:01:32
Think Fresh
Yeah. Is that Mount Seymour? Or Mount Seymour's over there. Oh, yeah. This one could be what, Ty? Grouse, maybe? Oh, Grouse. That's the one. think it's Grouse. What's important is we have a great view despite the context because we are in the parking lot of a storage locker company.
00:01:48
Think Fresh
ah Eric described this as the ideal place to get some sloppy talk. I if you think about it, it's like very, very hidden from the main road. There's no traffic in front of you or behind you.
00:02:02
Think Fresh
There's only one car ever parked here. Yeah. time And it's just us. Us and maybe not just
Minimalism and Letting Go
00:02:09
Think Fresh
us. Some lady waving at us. We're not. doing anything but sitting here and recording so i am not inclined to roll down the window no i wonder if she's going to try to talk to us and tell us to leave this is ah probably a private parking lot for storage locker customers maybe i'm just contemplating if i should be a customer here and i mean think about it in my car or thinking about what we would store here what would you have anything to store here
00:02:33
Think Fresh
No, I got some skeletons I gotta hide. I like to delete as much belongings as possible every time I move or every time i time spring rolls around, I'm getting rid of shit.
00:02:47
Think Fresh
You know what I mean? It feels really good. Yeah, and spring has sprung, so the cleaning must be done. That's right. What about you, Ty? Are you holding on to past belongings that you don't need anymore?
00:03:01
Think Fresh
i still Aspirationally, I still practice the minimalist lifestyle perpetuated by Cereal Magazine. However, mean what in practice, I tend to accumulate, kind of like how I've accumulated over 400 episodes of this silly little podcast.
00:03:22
Think Fresh
Yeah, you could say we've accumulated these episodes. And call us some hoarders, you know? Yeah, yeah. But this
Reflecting on Past Recording Spots
00:03:30
Think Fresh
year will be different. I will part ways with many an object in my home.
00:03:35
Think Fresh
You know, it it'll ah free the mind, it'll free the palate, it'll free the appetite. For new beginnings. I love that. And us recording in this spot is a bit like a new beginning.
00:03:47
Think Fresh
I mean, sitting inside sitting beside Subway is like an endless... It's like we're spawn camping. you know I feel like we're spawn camping. You can kind of just sit there and get endless inspiration just fed to you all the whole time, the whole episode.
00:04:00
Think Fresh
But now we're... We're kind of isolating ourselves a little bit. Our minds can wander. I'm no longer, you know, scared that someone's going to ding my car. Yeah. Some homeless person is going to throw a cheeseburger at my windshield.
00:04:12
Think Fresh
um I get to look at the beautiful mountains. So can't complain, Ty. I feel like when we were outside subway, I have to lock in. You know, I can lock out now. I can just let the mind wander. This is a bit more of a mellow episode, perhaps, because we're at peace here.
00:04:26
Think Fresh
We can just vibe out. Mm-hmm. Yeah, absolutely. And the lady has walked away. She didn't engage us, so I think we're free to keep recording. She waved, and I waved back, and that was the extent of that exchange. The minute she realized this wasn't like a prostitution situation. Yeah, the fact that I wasn't, in fact, getting sloppy-toppy, she's happy to kind of move along. I'm glad she's checking in on us.
00:04:49
Think Fresh
I'm happy as well, because she's holding a hammer, so a lot of things could go wrong. That's true, you could get your car dinged. Yeah. But no, we're okay. We're okay. Let's keep the episode rolling.
Art in Unlikely Places: Subway Creations
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Think Fresh
Eric, I've got a lot to discuss with you today.
00:05:03
Think Fresh
Likewise. um I've been monitoring the Subway subreddit this week. I feel bad. I do too. I always feel bad when I'm in there.
00:05:15
Think Fresh
But what I've noticed this time around is there's been a lot of artistic expressions online using the materials of Subway. ah So I want to show you three that I found this week alone that we must discuss.
00:05:29
Think Fresh
We've got some really creative minds over there and be in them in those brick walls. Gotcha. Okay. Well, let's see we got here. No one thing is miraculous or artistically innovative, but it is the accumulation of ideas that i I'm just seeing perpetually online.
00:05:48
Think Fresh
Okay. Here's the first one. Someone ate a Subway, looked into the wrapper that had the Subway, and they saw all the sauce smudges on the wrapper, oh and they realized that it was...
00:06:01
Think Fresh
kind of, and it's kind like a Rorschach, kind of looks like ah two couples dancing. So they felt inspired to take a photo of that and share it online. That's lovely. Do you see the two couples dancing in this saucy piece of garbage?
00:06:15
Think Fresh
Yeah, I can see either two couples dancing or four couples um doing like a missionary style gangbang. I see that too. There's a bit of an orgy potentially happening here.
00:06:27
Think Fresh
Yeah, yeah. I've never really thought to think about the art. I think about my sandwich artist creating the art that's the sandwich. But what if the sandwich itself creates art?
00:06:38
Think Fresh
There's a derivative there, which is the sloth. The sloth is telling. but um it Ty, there's actually a um don't know if it's like a superstition or a game or something, but in a in my country, when you drink Turkish coffee, like Turkish coffee has all the grounds at the bottom, like a very like a hockey puck's worth of mud once you're finished the coffee. miller You get a little crunch, little sand in your teeth if you drink too much. Exactly.
00:07:06
Think Fresh
So you get all that shit at the bottom. And what you do is you flip your coffee mug upside down onto the little plate, little saucer. to let the grounds kind of run down the side of the cup.
00:07:17
Think Fresh
And then after like five minutes, you look and turn it over and you'll always see like an intricate design in the coffee grounds, the way it's kind of moved around to cause gravity, right?
00:07:28
Think Fresh
Oh yeah, of course. Cause of gravity. Cause of gravity. Cause of gravity. And that is used to, it's kind of like a horoscope or like a way to tell your future. So if you can like, you know,
00:07:40
Think Fresh
If you saw two couples dancing in the grounds of your coffee, you could say like, oh, look, I might get, maybe I'll get married soon and this will be my dance with my wife. Or perhaps a fling at the bar on a Saturday night. A fling at I'll get caught cheating.
00:07:55
Think Fresh
you know what You can kind of choose your own adventure, but you have to interpret the abstract lines in the in the sand, if you will, to dictate your future. And I'm thinking the sandwich could be a new way to do that for us.
00:08:08
Think Fresh
Right, right. You're looking for a picture of Jesus and the herbs and cheese toasted in there perfectly. Exactly. Yeah, so next time you finish your stuff, just take a look at the wrapper.
00:08:20
Think Fresh
See if there's any apparent, you know, cave drawings. And who knows? You could maybe predict your future that way. Yeah. Wow. There's something that kind of fun about this.
00:08:30
Think Fresh
We look for meaning in... We spent so long looking for meaning and the decisions people make when they construct the sandwich. But the sandwich itself, it's like a fortune cookie. It could be telling you something if you choose to look there.
00:08:44
Think Fresh
We're eating the tea leaves. But in this case, they're spinach leaves. And much like the fortune cookie, you have to eat the whole cookie for it to come true. So you've got to finish the footlong. You've got to finish the footlong. Or else see whatever you see in the wrapper won't happen.
00:08:58
Think Fresh
This is like the Think Fresh Code of Conduct. Exactly. We have a manifesto here at Think Fresh, and on it we say you must finish your sub. You must.
00:09:10
Think Fresh
Or just throw it away. what's What's your take on the fallen soldiers, the remaining bell peppers and olives on the paper? That's cool. Is that a part of the sandwich's residual art, or is that still considered consumable?
00:09:28
Think Fresh
Do you eat that? I think it's up to you. think it's up to you. Like, I want to say it's part of the artwork, but... If, like, a nice big banana pepper falls, I'm probably gonna eat that.
00:09:40
Think Fresh
You know what I mean? I'm not leaving that on the paper. It really does come down to, is it a main character a vegetable or a minor character vegetable? is it a filler veg? Because I'm not eating the lettuce if it falls off, but olives, jalapenos, those are all... It's all fair game. I'm, uh... A pickle? I'm playing medic to the fallen soldiers, you know?
00:09:57
Think Fresh
But not the infantry. Yeah. Just only the commanders. You gotta to save the pickle. Yeah. I completely agree. Fuck, I want a sandwich. I'm so hungry now, dude.
00:10:08
Think Fresh
Wow. We could get a sandwich after this. would honestly on that. I would hit that. That would be really good. Cool. um Okay, so next piece of art. There's a few here. This is something I think a sandwich artist made. Do you want to describe to the breadheads what I'm showing you a picture of It is... Wow, that's actually beautiful. It's really well done. I thought that was a sticker at first, but it's not.
00:10:31
Think Fresh
um So everyone who's listening to this, think back to grade three or four when... you know, winter rolls around and everyone is tasked with cutting up a piece of paper to make a snowflake. Snowflake sweatshop.
00:10:47
Think Fresh
Exactly. And that's what someone has done here with the subway wrapping paper, but it looks like they've curated a piece of paper with the subway S in the middle and nothing else, which I don't know if I've seen before, yeah but, uh, yeah, it's just a snowflake with the iconic subway S in the middle.
00:11:04
Think Fresh
Yeah, they did your arts and crafts of childhood, but they somehow perfectly centered the S in the middle of it. It actually is very, ah like, tasteful. Yeah. You know, this is like pretty good snowflake.
00:11:17
Think Fresh
Mm hmm. Yeah, honestly, very impressed. um If I saw this falling from the sky, wouldn't be concerned. But yeah, really, really nice. And it looks like it's taken from the back of a Subway restaurant because it's on a stainless steel table.
00:11:34
Think Fresh
Yeah, we can assume that this is an artist's work, clearly. Clearly, that person is an artist. That is an artist right there. Maybe the nicest art I've ever seen come out of a Subway. And looks like this thread is labeled shenanigans.
00:11:45
Think Fresh
So I'm curious if you were to click on that, if there was... ah possibility to view other shenanigans related topics I'll have to dig into that after we get through this that like could be a segment for a future episode I think so what's happening in the shenanigans label of the subway subreddit surely no good don't really want to know no you don't oh wow yeah this is quite something clearly that this was not done during rush hour this takes time and probably a few tries to get right definitely dude definitely happen outside the lunch rush mm-hmm
00:12:16
Think Fresh
Okay, last one for you. and I want you to know all three of these were posted in the last three days, or five days. Here's something I think a sandwich artist made. Can you describe to the breadheads what I am showing you in this picture? oh God.
00:12:30
Think Fresh
It's tagged shenanigans.
00:12:34
Think Fresh
There's clearly some shenanigans happening here as well. um We are on the subway line now, the cutting board, the long way. the long A few kind of scraggly little strands of lettuce strewn about, and there's a cookie that is cut into like a V-shape, and then the subreddit for the thread is called Groot.
00:12:56
Think Fresh
don't know any of these things mean. So, clearly they've ah like arranged Subway vegetables directly on the counter to kind of make the silhouette of stick man.
00:13:09
Think Fresh
Yes. But just lettuce, actually. lettuce. I need to look up what Groot is. With a cookie as a head. Okay, so Groot is a character appearing in American comic books published by Marvel...
00:13:23
Think Fresh
Oh, it's the guy from the ah Guardians of the Galaxy. Yes, that's right. Okay, so they're recreating Groot with Subway vegetables with lettuce and cookies.
00:13:34
Think Fresh
That actually makes sense because he is quite grey and green. Yeah, I see it. He looks like he's a made from some kind of like driftwood. so a little So I can see why the lettuce was used as inspiration for this. yeah What I don't understand though is what could compel a sandwich artist?
00:13:52
Think Fresh
We need to tap into their truly creative and twisted mind to think like, Oh, I'm just going to dump some lettuce directly on the counter, arrange it into ah fate thing. And then it looks like they cut us a cookie with scissors to make the Groot head shape.
00:14:08
Think Fresh
That's crazy. Yeah. This is so absurd. This is a this is a real artist. Like this is a different take. Like we have like artists who care about their craft, like our snowflaker.
00:14:18
Think Fresh
We have artists that look for, kind of like let the universe choose the art this is this is a frankenstein of a creation this is someone trying to break new ground yeah the first one time you go back to the beginning that is kind of like an abstract expressionist painting yeah if we go to the second one what would you call this one i would say like more cubist cubist yeah it's like kind of like picasso style yeah there's something kind of like if it wasn't so ornamental it's even like getting into like
00:14:50
Think Fresh
more of a renaissance era too where there's ah an effort to really get the details right yeah geometric yeah the laws are applied here yeah maybe you like whatever the renaissance was happening in the middle east there's a clear horizon too and then here when we get to Groot it's just more surrealist kind of uh nightmarish you got real david lynch vibes totally or you could even say like ai era like it's it's the overcooked art movement i would even call this david lunch david lunch brilliant wow so that's all i got for you for this segment this week eric that's what's happening on the ground in subway it must be this tells me that uh the sandwich artist isn't doing too or like the sandwich chain isn't doing too well because if all of these arts have the privilege of wasting time and that means no one's buying sandwiches yeah yeah dude
00:15:45
Think Fresh
um poor Subway once again. Yeah, I guess so. Dude, they made Groot. That's wild, man. made Groot. um so what do you think the sandwich artists did with the rest of that Groot art?
00:16:00
Think Fresh
Like, did they like... throw away the cookie and lettuce? Did they just waste some ingredients or did they get to munching? Once that lettuce touches the counter, I don't think anyone should eat that.
00:16:11
Think Fresh
But the cookie, primary, like, being character, you know? So just like if it falls on the paper, that cookie, it gets a second chance. film Yeah, you're right. Give it a second chance at life.
00:16:24
Think Fresh
um Ty, speaking of things happening out there in the wild, I want to bring something to your attention that I think you'd be really pleased to hear, actually.
Fast Food Innovations: The McVeggie Burger
00:16:35
Think Fresh
What is it? God damn it. i That's so irrelevant. It's so crazy. um So I got, I received a word, Ty, from the Vancouver Sun that McDonald's is testing a McVeggie at BC locations. Yes, finally.
00:16:55
Think Fresh
um that makes me so happy. ye So i've the McVeggie has been the long-awaited response from McDonald's to the vegetarian burger cravings.
00:17:08
Think Fresh
That's right. And it looks like there's actually going to be a trial running from March 18th, which is three days ago, until April fourteen So it's a very limited time to call. up Yeah, and you are invited to go and try the sandwich and and and give McDonald's some feedback to...
00:17:27
Think Fresh
Determine whether it'll become a permanent fixture under the golden arches. Whoa, okay. yeah I feel like McDonald's has been teasing the McVeggie for decade. And I'll tell you why, Eric.
00:17:38
Think Fresh
When I was hanging out in Australia in 2019, they were testing the McVeggie at select locations. They were trying it. It existed back then.
00:17:50
Think Fresh
When I was in San Francisco in 2021, McDonald's was trialing the McVeggie in that city. And I was like, what the hell? They were trialing it like three years ago in a different continent.
00:18:04
Think Fresh
And now here in this country, they're finally trialing it as well. But no place do I know of it becoming a permanent menu fixture. So why are they still trying?
00:18:15
Think Fresh
Well, That's a good question. Do you think they are testing the same recipe over and over again with in different markets? Or are they refining the recipe and just really not hitting it on the head? They haven't figured it out yet.
00:18:29
Think Fresh
Well, they're definitely doing the former. They're testing in a lot of different markets. But whether they're refining, only bites will tell. Do you think they're just following your geolocation around and testing the market testing it wherever you are? i am the loudest vegetarian. You have the loudest voice, that's for sure.
00:18:48
Think Fresh
But I do want to mention what's happening in the ingredient section here. Oh, you got a breakdown? I got a little bit of a breakdown. God damn it, dude. um damn it The McVeggie features a seasoned, breaded, plant-based patty made from carrots, green beans, zucchini, peas, soybeans, broccoli, and corn.
00:19:09
Think Fresh
Whoa. um It's then topped with shredded lettuce and mayo-style sauce on a toasted sesame bun. Now, Ty, how is this any different from the veggie patty from Subway?
00:19:20
Think Fresh
It sounds like the almost the same ingredients. Uh, what concerns me always, Eric, is because there was a lot of words there and I knew most of them. So where are all the words I don't know?
00:19:32
Think Fresh
Are they just leaving them out? Surely there's words I don't know that they left out, right? Yeah, most likely. And the worst part is you can't like ask a McDonald's employee what they are because they don't know.
00:19:43
Think Fresh
No one knows. Yeah. Yeah. Who's dumber, McDonald's employees or Subway employees? Definitely McDonald's employees. You think so? um maybe not. i shouldn't have I shouldn't have jumped the gun there.
00:19:54
Think Fresh
Let's have a thought experiment here. okay Let's run through why you think that. I immediately thought that because at McDonald's, the menu is more fixed. You're not going to get as many freaky variations on the existing menu.
00:20:10
Think Fresh
and So you don't need to practice critical thinking as often. Because at Subway, every new customer is potentially a sandwich you've never made before. So you have to have some form of reactive, interpretive thinking ability and a lot more customer service abilities in order to navigate those situations.
00:20:32
Think Fresh
Mm-hmm. That's an interesting point of view, Ty. Thank you. um And I agree. just want to lead with I agree.
Customer Service: Subway vs. McDonald's
00:20:40
Think Fresh
um But I want to follow up with a counter argument because I think we should look at this from the customer, the type of customer that walks through those doors.
00:20:50
Think Fresh
You know i mean? Like, for example, Subway, you're getting people who are professionals. They are there for their lunch break. They are... um most likely going to order ham and cheese and lettuce and call it a day um your mpc sandwich enjoyer exactly most average sandwich enjoyer yeah um whereas mcdonald's you're getting the 3 a.m guy who's like throwing up in the drive-thru mad that he can't order without a car you know i mean people who are coming inside like spreading their cheeks on the self checkout system right
00:21:29
Think Fresh
Like you get the worst of the worst of humanity at McDonald's. And I think the staff is trained to deal with that, at least to, you know, get the security guard involved. Like they, they at least know that.
00:21:41
Think Fresh
Whereas Subway, it's like, they're, they're just, uh, they haven't been desensitized to all kinds of people yet. They get the same kind of customer all the time. No, you're absolutely right. Because if you're incapable of conducting yourself in a restaurant, you don't go in the subway.
00:21:55
Think Fresh
There's too much face-to-face time. There's too much handholding. Exactly. You ah you have to You have to have a baseline level of IQ to even go to Subway, which is hard to admit, but it's true.
00:22:06
Think Fresh
Like, how am I supposed to do meth in Subway if I got the sandwich artist, like... breathing down my neck exactly dude they're way too present yeah because like you literally can't hang out in there there's no digital screens no server you have to like go up to a real human and hang out with them for a few minutes which means by the time you get to the register they'll have vetted you whether or not you're a normal person you're not going to get to the point where you actually eat in the subway yeah until you hazed yourself essentially yeah exactly at mcdonald's if it's past the certain hour you have to prove that you are capable of like ordering and getting you know food going but uh yeah the staff is like trained to deal with all these scenarios like if you if you look drunk like i don't think they'll even like serve you really but i've ordered so i just must be good holding my liquor
00:22:55
Think Fresh
Well, let's let's differentiate drunk from being a belligerent asshole. Right. Like, if you if you cross a line, they gotta step in. Whereas, i don't know if Subway is, like, trained to deal with that. Dude, I've definitely been, like, in a 2am McDonald's lineup, and then, like, the person ordering in front of me just started vomiting.
00:23:11
Think Fresh
And I just turned around and left. That happens at McDonald's. Happens on the
Tales from Pandora and Abbott McDonald's
00:23:16
Think Fresh
nightly, I'm sure. yeah It's kind of like... um like People who do like the worst jobs that nobody wants to do, like they get paid more and they deserve more respect.
00:23:25
Think Fresh
You'd think. i i mean I personally respect McDonald's employees more than yeah Subway employees. no your' rap i think you posed a very strong counter-argument here that the resilience and the tactfulness of the McDonald's employee when faced with adversity is probably so much stronger than the sandwich artist. The sandwich artist crumples if I ask for extra banana pepper. They like they look at me like...
00:23:49
Think Fresh
They're going to cry. It doesn't make any sense. It doesn't. um It reminds me of when I went to McDonald's one time on Pender Street, the infamous Pender McDonald's. Pender and what? Abbott?
00:24:03
Think Fresh
Pender and an Abbott. Dude, I've had many late nights in that McDonald's. Yeah, I watched the whole Vice documentary about some guy who used to sell meth out of there. I feel like like they're like supplying a blacklight company yeah just just by how many bulbs are in the bathrooms.
00:24:19
Think Fresh
Yeah, dude. I don't know if the bathroom's actually accessible anymore. and They probably just melted the door shut. Probably should. There's probably a body in there, too. Yeah. They just destroy the toilet. But, um yeah, some guy was in there.
00:24:31
Think Fresh
i was ordering some food. Some dude walked in, screaming at the cashier for some napkins. And he's like, i he was seeing it. He like shit himself and he needed napkins. Oh no. And we're all just kind of standing there watching him. And then the security guard immediately springs to action um and tries to usher him out. And then he gets clocked by the guy.
00:24:50
Think Fresh
hopeful it just gets punched in the face by the dude who's asking for napkins. And then they're like straight up wrestling. And then gets kicked out eventually. That would be quite the show. Yeah.
00:25:03
Think Fresh
Dude, everyone's got a story of the Pandora and Abbott McDonald's. That's where I saw the guy puke. Really? Yeah. It was that location. So there you go. Yeah, that location's been through a lot. um Same with the main and terminal yeah location. but that one is like...
00:25:19
Think Fresh
They kind of have a system, like they don'll they don't do food for here anymore. It's all takeout. But also their square footage is quite large, so the freakiness is spread out a little bit more.
00:25:29
Think Fresh
Whereas the Abbot and Pender location, it's a really tight one. It's like got the same footprint as your average subway. So you are like shoulder to shoulder with the crazies in there.
00:25:41
Think Fresh
You're absolutely right. Absolutely right. It's very conductive to stabbing. Mm-hmm. And there's like a, the seating area is designed really awkwardly because the entire thing is like, it's like a corner office, right? Mm-hmm. Triangular. triangular shaped. So the seating area kind of comes to a dead end and God forbid you get trapped in there. You what mean? Mm-hmm. Like someone could easily corner you at the McDonald's on Tender and Abbott.
00:26:06
Think Fresh
Yeah. That would be a bad day. Yeah. You can never really put your turn your back to any corner. Mm-hmm. There's exposure. Mm-hmm. Compare that to our lovely, wholesome, family-run Subway, whose shape is actually reminiscent of a train car, you really think about it.
Design and Chaos: Subway vs. McDonald's
00:26:23
Think Fresh
Our Subway? Every Subway. oh Every Subway's got like a bit of a train car vibe. There is a natural, kind of linear flow to the entire restaurant, whereas McDonald's is like, I gotta fight for my life, Percy.
00:26:36
Think Fresh
Yeah, 100%. Ty, I'm currently looking up where to get the McVeggie, because I feel like we should try... one of these locations today. Today?
00:26:48
Think Fresh
Yeah, dude. Damn, we could make the veggie after this? you're gonna take me out for dinner? Yeah, dude. um Let's see here. Okay, it looks like ah everything online is telling us don't eat it.
00:26:59
Think Fresh
As a Canadian podcasters, we can't be supporting an American industry. think we should still try it. Wow, everyone's just saying fuck McDonald's. We're boycotting them. Dude, get the fuck out of here, dude.
00:27:10
Think Fresh
Yeah, this is a tough one. also saw a Filet-O-Fish hot dog, but I don't know if that's real thing. A Filet-O-Fish hot dog? That's absurd. But it is weird that they don't turn fish into hot dogs.
00:27:24
Think Fresh
It's always the land animals become the hot dog. But there's ah totally a market for the fish dog. Because if you think about it, the hot dog is made up of a bunch of different mystery meats.
00:27:36
Think Fresh
But there's a bunch of different mystery fish and like fish byproducts. i'm Name one fish, am I right? Exactly. Like that's why we got the seafood medley. It's the same thing.
00:27:48
Think Fresh
Just like squish it into a hot dog form and put it in a bun. That would be amazing. Mm-hmm. Wow, I can't believe how Reddit just refuses to answer the simple question of which location is it available at.
00:28:02
Think Fresh
I bet you it's on the app, but i don't have the app for McDonald's. I refuse to download any fast food apps. I'm getting some early reads here that it's in Langley, Richmond, Surrey.
00:28:14
Think Fresh
So we're not going to any of those places today. that's way too far away. That's crazy, man. Why would they go there? Why wouldn't they put a single one... Do you think there's actually a bunch of vegetarians in Richmond?
00:28:25
Think Fresh
I doubt it. No, dude. No. No, I don't think so. They're in Quetzalcoatl. Yeah, that's crazy because Langley has like probably like 30 McDonald's locations.
00:28:36
Think Fresh
So like does every single one have it? You could go to Langley to try this with me tonight and we could still never find it Yeah. We'd have to patron all 30. Yeah. All right. Well, it's fuck McDonald's. it's That's never changed.
Debating Dinner Choices: Subway or Pizza?
00:28:50
Think Fresh
And it's fuck Subway, too. I think so. But ah Ty and I are going to figure out what we want to eat right now. I think the leading... sorry I could eat. I could eat, too. The leading options, I think, are Subway 6-inch. Yeah.
00:29:03
Think Fresh
Because it's almost dinner time. Or pizza. Pizza and natural wine. That's what competing with. I know, dude. If we go to Subway, we should bring a pocket beer.
00:29:16
Think Fresh
um Or we go to an Irish pub. I'm going to have some liver and onions and Guinness. Ty's going to have some cheese balls.
00:29:28
Think Fresh
You had the perfect one queued up and really just slant, stomp over I'll hit it again.
00:29:36
Think Fresh
This soundboard game is so fun. Eric and I are so soundboard pilled now.
00:29:44
Think Fresh
That's right. We have some oldies on our system here. But, yeah. what so What do you think the top option is i think we should decide on Mike. I think we should just probably go to Subway. It's right next door.
00:29:55
Think Fresh
I'm hungry. It'll get us some new content for Tuesday's episode. Stay tuned, breadheads. But then we can't drink. You're right. Let's go get a pizza.
00:30:05
Think Fresh
Okay. Well, we're going to sit here for another 45 minutes and think about it. Yeah, but you don't have to play along with that, breadheads. Yeah. Anyways, thanks for listening. We will chat soon. DJ Swampizo, play us out.
00:30:15
Think Fresh
Sounds good. Bye. bye