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Speaker: Guess who's here with me today? have to guess. Trying to guess. Are you guessing?
Speaker: Is it Christina?
Speaker: No. Is it Molly? Yes. Yeah, I'm here. That's half right. Christina's not here. But who else is here? don't know. I guess they give up.
Speaker: It's me. It's Jimbo. Who's that girl? It's Jim.
Speaker: I'm being substitute. Substitute podcaster. Yeah. for For this week. And I was informed of this extremely last minute. yeah Well, I was informed of it extremely last minute. Not as last minute as i Yeah. Well, I only did what I could do. I'm just kidding. I was less, lo was less, less, less at last minute.
Speaker: That was a more last minute. Oh yeah. it was more last minute. You still had a few minutes, a few minutes, a few hours to, to prepare. And I think we have done an ample job of preparing.
Speaker: Because we're preparing for the games. Circus. Yeah. Andy Circus. It's ah the podcast games Olympics games.
Speaker: Colon fun and games. Fun and games. Part one. Yeah. Of one. Who knows? We might have a bunch of these. Well, right now iss part one of one. True. Right. Yes. ah We have seen it done all over YouTube, like all sorts of, you know, podcaster games and such. and we've played them or some of them like just between ourselves randomly when we're bored. um But we decided to give it a go on recording
Speaker: This is the equivalent of when like a teacher's like, i don't know, put it on a movie. Yeah, a little bit. um Which is honestly sometimes called for. Although, admittedly, Christina and I had a lazy week last week when we were just sort of like, let's just talk about vacations.
Speaker: But, you know, whatever. Yeah, it's your podcast. it's Yeah, we get to do what the fuck we want. Whatever you want it to be, I suppose. And these games were technically your suggestion. Ha! Ha! Told ya. Guest gets the choice of topic. Guest is the guest.
Speaker: You're like... I would hardly call you a guest at this point. You're like... kind of like Just like the Phantom 3rd podcast host. um no um it's like when they have like a reoccurring guest appearance special guest appearance yeah true yeah but like not enough to like have them in the opening credits of the sitcom right you know yeah yeah only three times two or three times a season i feel you i feel you yeah you know what i't i'm not feeling is this light in my eyeballs well i can't shut it off well ow now it's very dark now we're in the dark excuse um
Speaker: let's turn on that light instead. the lamp. And then we can turn this one off and then neither of us will blind be blinded.
Speaker: Ow! Oh my god. You okay? Yeah.
Speaker: Blinded by the light. That was a very, very good tune. Oops. You just kicked my mace. My Morningstar weapon that you got me for Christmas. Decorative only. Still on the floor. Decorative Morningstar.
Speaker: We love it. It is a little dark, but it's fine. Okay. It's fine. I didn't say anything. I'm fine with it. Okay.
Speaker: Just don't blow that shit in my face. It's like, it almost doesn't matter though. Every time that you puff your inhaler in your your inhaler, the opposite of an inhaler. She's talking about my vape for the record. Delicious watermelon flavor. and No matter if you blow it in the opposite direction, it always floats into my face somehow. It likes you.
Speaker: Yeah. We'll see about that. Okay. But yeah. um So we have come up with like a list of games to give a try. Join us on this journey. Yeah, join us on this journey. We'll see how this goes. Some of these are like totally unfamiliar to us. Not totally. Some of them are. Well, at least like totally unfamiliar to us as in we have not played them ourselves yet. Okay. um Some we've played by ourselves, like just the two of us. And some One...
Speaker: is uh age old classic that's the grand finale the grand finale we'll get to that later don't you notice how in every like youtube video or podcast or everything they'll be i'll mention something but like but we'll get to that later think that's ah that's like and then half the time they don't ever get to it well if it's a well-written script they usually do true which doesn't happen every time Uh, yeah. In my experience. Either way, it feels like clickbait, but I'm already listening. But I guess it's just there to keep make sure I keep listening. Yeah. I'm sure that's a strategy. For sure. For sure. We'll come back to that. t
Speaker: Yes. We'll i'll get to that. Yeah. So our first game of the evening is one that we just... Well, I mean, Jim, you've you've learned about it not long ago. i don't know. Recently. Recently. Either way, we have a very creative name for it.
Speaker: It's the name it was given, which was fill the category. It's its government name. Fill the category. And that is just where we have decided on categories for ourselves.
Speaker: And we guess items that would fit into that the other person's category. And based on yes or no we try to guess what the category is.
Speaker: Okay, um you'll you'll understand. what we do we We're not going to tell them the category. No, not up front, no. Okay, fine. um So you guys get to listen along and guess, too.
Speaker: And then i think, was there like a thing about like how many guesses they get before they have to, or how many like items they get to ask?
Speaker: No, but we could make a max if you want. It might be good. What do you think? Five, six? I was going to say 20. 20? Yeah. Holy shit.
Speaker: Well, what if you say fit five things and never even got one in my category? That's, well, I mean, like five correct guesses. Oh, okay. But i I catch your drift.
Speaker: um Happy medium, 10. 10 correct things? Sure. Okay, I don't know. We'll just figure it we'll figure it out. Yeah, this is very fly by the seats of pants.
Speaker: And I have a notebook. Yeah, notebook. And I'm going to try not to look at your you can't page. I have a different page. that's why I went to a different page. well boo Okay. so so but we We're going to have like basically simultaneous categories and take turns guessing items.
Speaker: You'll figure it out. Yeah. so we have two of them. We'll see how many if we you know do both or or just get through one. Okay.
Speaker: So we'll see how this goes. I'm going to start with my second category first. if that's what makes you happy i'm gonna start with my first category first that's crazy all right who goes first um i'm gonna guess first you're gonna guess first okay and i'm gonna say an anteater no anteater is not in the category it is not it does not fit in my category okay are you writing that down I'm writing everything down. For your own references? Yeah. Okay.
Speaker: I'm only going to write down the things that you guessed correctly. No, yes. Anteater. Okay, good. Very good. All right. I'm going to guess
Speaker: is an accordion in your category. Yeah. It is? Yep. Okay. All right. Actually, yeah, now I'm going to write down. See, he told you. Is it O-N or A-N?
Speaker: Accordion. O-N. Something tells me you'll know what you're talking about. I'm just writing. just, like, myself. Accordion? What the hell did I mean? Accordion! All right, your turn. Okay. um Give me... Shovel.
Speaker: No. Shovel's not...
Speaker: Yes, it could be. Yeah. Yeah. Yes? Yes. I'll write shovel in yes. say yes. I'll write shovel yes with a quote. I'll write shovel in quotes. It's one of the less obvious things, I should say. All right.
Speaker: Okay. so I'm going to write that down.
Speaker: All right. So my next guess is...
Speaker: car muffler yeah really yeah okay am i allowed to guess what the category is already yeah sure if you want but you won't get it it's not things that are super loud no okay good car muffler is the opposite of super loud aren't the mufflers the ones that like make the cars stupid loud I think a muffler muffles. I know, it's supposed to, but like, ah you know, you see you hear about the cars and it's like, oh, who's but that asshole has like a stupid fucking muffler? Maybe, I don't have a car.
Speaker: Okay. Car muffler is in this category and for some reason it's not loud items. Okay. I keep looking at Anteater where i wrote and thinking I wrote antimatter. Antimatter. But I'm not going to guess antimatter. Okay. I'm going to guess...
Speaker: um like a workbench or tool bench?
Speaker: I'm going to say no okay on that.
Speaker: All right, let's see.
Speaker: Let's see. How about
Speaker: oak tree? Yeah. Really? Sure. What the hell? Yeah, that can be there. That's definitely there, I guess. Oh my god. This is fucking wild.
Speaker: Why? Because what the fuck? Is it narrowing it down for you? No, it's not. Exactly. I knew you would do this to me. I'm not doing anything. Yeah, you are. All right, so I'm going guess an alarm clock.
Speaker: Uh-oh.
Speaker: Again, it could be, but I'm going to say no because like it's not it's like just on that like opposite side of obvious. like it's like you know Shovel was like, it's less obvious, but I'll take it. I'll accept it. Alarm clock, it's on the other side of obvious or not.
Speaker: Okay. So so I'm going to say no to that. All right. All right. God. It's going to be crazy. um
Speaker: What about
Speaker: kitten? Yeah. What the fuck? Yeah, kittens are there. oh my god. We got kittens. Oh man. For sure. Okay.
Speaker: Alright. I'm going to guess iPhone. Yes. Okay. 100%.
Speaker: okay and i'm gonna guess
Speaker: roses yeah what the hell oh yeah they've been there okay they've been in that category roses for as long as you can remember i Oh, Jesus Christ.
Speaker: Like multiple? Oh, yeah. Every single rose in the world. Every single... Is the fucking category the world? Not every single rose in the world. Oh, my God. No, no, no. Actually, no.
Speaker: No roses in the world. I'm just kidding. The roses are there. Okay. Jesus Christ. Okay. Go ahead. um I'm going to go ahead and guess um
Speaker: PlayStation 5. no okay i'm gonna guess
Speaker: an industrial crusher what kind of crusher like it you know you know those like satisfying videos and pneumatic like good enough yeah like the the things that just like me that can crush fucking anything yeah we kind of have like ah like kind of like a cardboard baler type thing we have that at work That's pretty dope, but I'm thinking... like but like yeah like yeah I know what you're talking about. The pneumatic. yeah yeah Yeah, I think that's there.
Speaker: think that's there. Okay. um Yeah, that's there. Oh, no. yes I'm so fucked. Oh, Jesus Christ. Alright, I'm gonna go ahead and guess...
Speaker: um
Speaker: Banana bread. Yes. Okay.
Speaker: Oh my god. Alright. My next guess is macaroni and cheese. Yeah. Yeah, that's been there. what I need something that isn't there. Keep guessing. You're going to have to guess. I don't know. my god.
Speaker: I don't know. Do you have any guesses yet? I have shovel, maybe iPhone and banana bread. So no.
Speaker: Okay. All right. Go ahead. ah I'm going to guess a
Speaker: rollerblades. No, no, no rollerblades.
Speaker: what i'm going out what i'm going off of is not could there ever be one but is there usually one and rollerblades are not usually there okay okay all right how about cash money yeah yeah yeah that's there okay yeah totally oh my god okay all right i'm think for a second Okay, so I'm going guess
Speaker: any DVD. Any DVD? Yeah. Of any kind at all? Yeah. Yes.
Speaker: Okay. But specifics matter. some Some DVDs are more likely to be there than others. track Yes, correct. Okay. Um, I'm going to guess
Speaker: Sharpies. Yeah. Yeah. I almost want quit.
Speaker: I mean, I don't really have any ideas either.
Speaker: my God. Oh yeah. You guessed DVDs. Okay. My next, what about stop sign? you know what? I'm going to say no. And, uh, yeah, I'm going to say no to that.
Speaker: Okay. Okay. How many have I guessed yes on already? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. i have one more yes guess.
Speaker: Oh, I forgot. That's how we were playing. Yeah. you shouldn't have made that rule. I'd rather because I'm going to just lose my mind. it seems. Okay. Fine. Uh, ah I am going to guess a poisonous tree frog.
Speaker: Yeah. They've been there. What the fuck? The whole time they've been in that category. I genuinely don't know. i genuinely don't know. Well, once I tell you, going to want to split your head open with a pickaxe. usually do with you. oh my god. Okay. Do you have any other guesses?
Speaker: So far you only have four yeses. Yeah. Sword of Shovel, iPhone, Banana Bread, and some DVDs more than others. But DVDs in general. yeah um And also like not really to stop sign and not really to workbench.
Speaker: I said no to workbench. I know, but you said it in kind of a I'm gonna say no. okay Whereas Anteater, Alarm Clock, PS5, and Rollerblades you were very definitive on. Okay. o uh my next guess or my next idea my next um assertion item is going to be um easter eggs no no easter eggs wow jesus
Speaker: oh it must be nice to have something to rule out i yeah The four things I have really do not... I feel like they're the exact all four opposite corners of like the spectrum. Alright, well, I think I have to start trying to guess categories.
Speaker: Okay. So... First category I'm going to guess is... community center? I don't know. no What? they don't know Poison and tree frogs? I don't know! Um, no, no, no.
Speaker: Okay. Uh... yeah Wait, should I guess another thing? Yeah, well, yeah, because you definitely have not reached the maximum there. Oh, a dictionary. Not really, no.
Speaker: Okay.
Speaker: Again, could it be there at some point sometimes? Sure. Is it usually? No. Would you expect to find one? No. Okay. um What about...
Speaker: a museum no are you asking me if a museum is in my category no like a things that are in museums i mean they might be but that's not my cat that's not my category i don't know what your category is i know i'm gonna go crazy okay are we gonna just come clean Uh, do you want to try to keep guessing what, like, more items and or what my category is? Well, I still have six more. Alright, how about you rapid fire some items and, uh, see if you can narrow it down. Um, hiking boots.
Speaker: Yeah. Okay. Um, wedding dress. Nah. Less often than not.
Speaker: Uh,
Speaker: China cabinet. No.
Speaker: Leather jacket. Yes. Things you own? No, but that's a decent guess.
Speaker: I mean, like, it works, but it's not close to what the category is. Okay.
Speaker: um oh yeah wedding dress you wouldn't be like ah yeah i bought one last year usually um a vape yeah yeah you could find a vape fruit roll-ups yeah you could find fruit roll-ups probably depending
Speaker: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. Okay. um Himalayan salt lamp. Yeah, you could find. You could. Maybe. Yeah. You could find one.
Speaker: Probably. i don't i really don't have ah any idea either. This is a very eclectic group. One more but more item. Or one more correct guess. Jack-o-lantern.
Speaker: Okay. Okay.
Speaker: Do you want to try to guess the category? i can already tell you i have no more guesses for myself for your category. Yeah, i don't really know. Okay, what's your category? Things that were made pre-YTK, Y2K.
Speaker: Whoa. Whoa. Oh, my God. Okay.
Speaker: And mine is things you can find in an airport.
Speaker: Now you're going to scrutinize the list. Banana bread? Yeah, Starbucks. Shovel? Yeah, when they have to clear off the snow. Fruit roll up? Okay, fine. Salt lamp? Everyone has everything at an airport.
Speaker: Yeah, but not wedding dresses. Why a salt lamp? Because it's like at a souvenir shop or something. Okay, all right. All right. I'll allow it. Alright, now, probably next game. Okay, next game. Because my next one is going to even harder. And it's the first thing I wrote. First I wrote anything fictional, and then I crossed out fictional, and I wrote from any other plane of existence other than ours. What the fuck? Well, because you could guess, like, fictional things. Or you could guess, like, i don't know, like, you know, like, mystical things. What about, like, real things that occur in fictional lands?
Speaker: Like what? Like a magic wand? Yeah, or like a book. Well, a book, no. A magic, like a magical tome would would be in that. A magic wand would be, but like a book would probably not be.
Speaker: but that's why I didn't do that one. Okay, I got it. Well, my second category was going to be aphrodisiacs, so. Well, okay. That's pretty good.
Speaker: And I knew that I was going to have to start like checking on your guesses. Yeah, no, I know. I was like, oh, she guesses like ah if she asked me because I said PS5 and I was trying to I was trying to say things like iPhone, PS5. Yeah. Things that are modern. Because it was the opposite of. OK. Yeah. But also then i was like, if she asked me like a PS3, I'm going have to look it up. I don't know. I don i think PS. No, PS3 would have been after Y2K. Yeah. I think only PlayStation one was that was like the 90s. Yeah, I think so.
Speaker: Anyway, ah our next potential game, again, we'll see how this goes, is the same word. Guessing the same word. Okay.
Speaker: Which, this is one of the ones that we have played just betwixt ourselves. I feel like this is pretty self-explanatory. It is pretty self-explanatory. I've seen it happen a lot on TikTok, and ah we've seen it on YouTube.
Speaker: We should just jump into it and let them figure out what we're doing. Yeah. um All right. Gotta think. gotta think got i think gotta think gotta think feel like stop signs are airports they're outside of airports they're inside of airports sho okay fine um all right let me okay i think i don't know uh okay i'm thinking i'm thinking all right all right i okay we'll just let's just go ready yeah okay
Speaker: Three, two, one. Indian Ocean. You said paper? Yeah. I said Indian Ocean. Yes, I heard you. Okay. Okay.
Speaker: Okay.
Speaker: All right. All right. All right. Okay. Three, two, one. Spice train. Okay. Whoa. Okay.
Speaker: All right. Ready? Yeah. Three, two, one, the voyage. She said the Dutch. I said voyage.
Speaker: Yeah. And now I'm thinking of something else. Okay. I've got it. I know. I know. Okay. Three, two, one, Vikings.
Speaker: oof
Speaker: oh i've I've got it though. I've got it. Vikings and West Indies. Okay. Okay. I've got it. Okay. Three, two, one. Conquistadors.
Speaker: Oh. All right. We're there. We're there. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. We got it. Three. Okay. Three, two, one. Christopher Columbus. What the fuck? Okay. Well, same thing. Yeah. All right. Okay. Okay. We got this one. Okay. Ready?
Speaker: Three. Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no. No, it's easy. It's easy. Don't overthink it.
Speaker: Magellan and Christopher Columbus. Okay. Yeah. Three, two, one. Explorer! Yeah! That might be like the fastest we've ever gotten. Actually, no.
Speaker: The fastest we ever got it was a time that we i think I caught it on camera. um We got it in like two. No. Yes. Okay. I don't know.
Speaker: I don't remember how... I think you said unicorn and I said condom. And then we both said horny. Wow. I think that's what it was. Wow. Okay. Yeah.
Speaker: Okay. Okay. ah One more or two more or one more. Let's try one more. See how long it takes. All right. I got to think. I got to think. I got to think. All right.
Speaker: I got one. Okay. All right. Yeah. Three, two, one. Protest. Iceberg. Protest and iceberg.
Speaker: okay Okay. Okay. Okay. Three, two, one. Climate change. Okay. They both make sense. Yeah. You went in the literal direction. i went in the existential direction.
Speaker: okay Well, ice and climate change is still pretty good. Okay. We can get. Yeah. Okay. oh Okay. Okay. I got it. I got it. Three, two, one. Global warming. is Same thing.
Speaker: Okay, okay, okay, okay. Climate change and global warming are like... Well, that's why, yeah, but they're different words. yeah yeah but they're for the same thing. That's why I thought you were going to say it. Okay. Sorry. It's okay. So greenhouse gases and global warming. Okay, this is easy. Okay. All right.
Speaker: Yeah. Okay. Three, two, one. Sustainable energy. but We're like hovering. Sustainable energy and ozone layer.
Speaker: Not anymore. There's a blanket. Bill Wurtz, everybody.
Speaker: Ozone layer. Sustainable energy. i want to see a fight of Bill Barr versus Bill Burr.
Speaker: Who's Bill Barr? He was like the second Trump, um like first, first, ah like the, what was he? um Would it be verbal fight or a fist fight? was a rap battle. A rap battle. Bilber would win. Yeah, yeah. Bilber, Bilber, Bilber, Bilber. Okay. Okay. winner Hold on.
Speaker: You said ozone layer. I said sustainable energy. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I think I know. known Okay. I don't know. Okay.
Speaker: that um Three, two, one. Glacier. Solar power. Fuck!
Speaker: You like drifted way off like a glacier. I know. I didn't really have one ready. Okay. Because we had said ozone layer and sustainable energy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, so you went way far off, but now we have to find the half halfway point of glacier and solar power. Okay, we know this. Do we? Yeah. Uh-huh. I don't think I do. i don't think I do. mean, I don't know if I do either, but... Uh...
Speaker: okay i got i have one it's probably not gonna be one that you've got yeah me too all right let let's go it's like literally the chances is is one word versus every other word yes true okay okay ready yes three two one wind turbine what'd you say glacial boulder i said wind turbine we went in opposite directions glacial boulder and wind tur but turbine turbine You know what?
Speaker: I think I found one. I think I found a halfway point. Okay. and Okay. Okay. i actually okay Oh, I actually don't know. but Think. Focus! Okay. Wind turbine and glacier glacial moulder.
Speaker: Yeah. okay Okay. Okay. Okay. I got it. Three, two, one. Canada!
Speaker: rural in Canada okay the Roger Roger Roger okay so we got um Canada okay roll yeah this is easy okay I think maybe yeah yeah it is okay okay is it though yeah yeah okay rural Canada yeah okay I got it yeah yeah three two one Yukon fuck wait Yukon is like wild Rural still has people. There are people. There's and there's like, you know so ah you know. Not as many. Saskatchewan is pretty rural.
Speaker: so Saskatchewan is their farmland, if I'm hoping I'm correct. Well, you can't get more rural than Yukon. It's like the Midwest of Canada. It is the Midwest of Canada. Well, I think that there's probably...
Speaker: not many people con in Saskatchewan. Okay. I know what we got to do. Okay. I have a word and I don't know if it's relevant, but I'm going to say it. yeah three two one manitoba territories manitoba good try i don't even know where that is it's in canada yeah yeah that's all one of the territories okay good good good that's all right so now are we just gonna sort of orbit around this one for a minute i'm bad with canadian territories let me think okay yeah all right i'll try um
Speaker: Ooh, I don't have to think about one. Okay, all right. um Okay, three, two, one. Quebec! Yeah! We got there. Okay. That was... And what did that start as? Iceberg and... Protest. Protest. Well, yeah, I can see it. Okay. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, that was good. Neither of them were terrible. No. Sorry. Yeah. hey like it. Okay. Next song. Next song. Next game. Name that song. Next game is one that I've been wanting to play for a very long time.
Speaker: Headphones confusion. The whisper challenge. This was like trending like 11 or 12 years ago or something i don't know it's roughly that time or you know 2014 2015 okay and i thought it was hilarious and i loved it we might need more light for this sure all right you can hit it hit it oh blinded and we have headphones
Speaker: So for anybody that doesn't know what this is or doesn't remember. need music to play on Yes. I will play music. Okay. On my phone. All right. And it has to be loud music, obviously. Yeah. Yeah. So the whisper challenge is when.
Speaker: would So we each have come up with a list of phrases or sentences or whatever ah that apparently are quite fucking random. Apparently Jim's more random than mine.
Speaker: And one of us will wear headphones while the other says a phrase and we have to try to say what the phrase is or what we thought we heard. It's a little bit like telephone, but with just two people.
Speaker: Yeah. And I always loved telephone as a kid. They'll figure it It was pretty Telephone, yeah. Pretty entertaining. But yeah. My telephone.
Speaker: Who wants to go first? You want to go first? With the headphones on? Sure. All right. Let me turn on the headphones. Okay. We'll pick you some loud music.
Speaker: Can I pick own loud music? No, I'll pick you some loud music. well then I'm picking your loud music. Okay. Let's see. It's got to be like consistently loud though. So, okay. I got it.
Speaker: I got it. i don't know if it's going to pick up on the microphone. It's totally fine if it does because i don't know. it's like You have to turn it up more. You can hear me like speaking normal.
Speaker: Say one more thing. I'm going to say one more thing now. Okay. Is that better? i don't know what you're saying. Good.
Speaker: Okay. Okay. So I'll speak. You'll speak. And then you guess. And I guess. Okay. it Half of the entertainment here is ah how loud the person with headphones is speaking.
Speaker: hey Are we starting? yeah We're about to. All right. First phrase is. What? Bring this closer to me.
Speaker: First phrase is. Batman crashed the Batmobile. Baptism. Say it it again. Batman crashed the Batmobile.
Speaker: Baptism bubbles up. I
Speaker: i don't know. Batman crashed the Batmobile. Baptiste. I'm so surprised you're not getting this one. Baptiste hamburgers.
Speaker: Okay, no. No. Enunciate. Batman crashed the Batmobile. Mad Men lost my
Speaker: is why I've been so excited to play this game. What? This is why I've been so excited to play this game. Okay.
Speaker: Oh my god. Oh, okay. One more time. One more time? I don't have anything. have no idea what you say Batman crashed the Batmobile. Map... Say it slowly and enunciate. Batman crashed the Batmobile. Baptize me. my god, okay.
Speaker: um okay right Batman crashed the Batmobile. Oh man, i have one about Batman too. I was saying, I'm so surprised you're not getting this one. You kept going to baptism. Alright.
Speaker: Alright, my turn. Mine are more they're pretty long. I know! saw yours were like three lines long and I was like, oh shit.
Speaker: yeah oh You might need to turn it. Actually, I'll see how o loud it is. Okay, I'm going to find a song.
Speaker: Should I pause while you look for music? No, I know one. Okay.
Speaker: Okay, this is going to be good. Ready? Okay. um I don't want it to blast me, though. Guess what? It will.
Speaker: Oh, turn it down, turn down, turn it down. See, you had your beanie on. Okay. Okay. Say something.
Speaker: My name is Jim and I'm a boobaloo. I didn't catch anything past my name is Jim. Yeah, you can bring that closer to you. Okay. I said and I'm a boobaloo. Okay. I'm going to be speaking louder general, I think. Okay.
Speaker: All right. Ready? This is my first sentence. All right. First. First one. Okay. Okay.
Speaker: I drove an ice cream truck into an Applebee's for free. I drove the ice cream truck because I'm a freak? No.
Speaker: One more notch. Okay. Apparently I needed a little louder. were close though. You kind of got most some. like Was I close? The first half was pretty good. Okay. I drove the ice cream truck.
Speaker: I drove an ice cream truck into an Applebee's for free. have an ice cream truck? I drove an ice cream truck. and Because a gopher? Into an Applebee's for free. atda library
Speaker: I drove an ice cream truck into an Applebee's for free. It's so long.
Speaker: I drove an ice cream truck into an Applebee's free. have an ice cream truck. kind Something about an ice cream truck. Into an Applebee's for free. And I tripped.
Speaker: I don't
Speaker: I'm doing a good job enunciating so she can read my lips. I believe you, I think. You just heard me? I heard you say I'm doing a good job enunciating. don't trust this. But I'm not hearing whatever... You're saying you're saying the phrase quieter.
Speaker: um But you don't have to say it louder. It's fine. I drove an ice cream truck into an Applebee's for free. I drove an ice cream truck to an Applebee's.
Speaker: And ordered a mojito. don't know. You were pretty close. Okay. Do I have to guess again? No, you got it close enough, I guess. Okay, what did get?
Speaker: I drove an ice cream truck into an Applebee's for free. Oh my god. Well. That was pretty close. because Yeah, I got halfway there. You got more than you got. Yeah.
Speaker: Oh my god. Yep. Alright. Trade these. How loud is this? Not loud enough? How's that? How's this?
Speaker: Speak. I'm speaking in words in a normal volume and ofm bringing the microphone closer to me. Okay, I think that's good. You think that's good? Okay.
Speaker: Alright.
Speaker: Next phrase.
Speaker: What? Ready? Yeah. okay Okay. Your grandma ate a chalupa.
Speaker: your Your llama had to urinate. No. No. He got the first word right. Llama? No. My. or Oh, your. Okay.
Speaker: Your grandma ate a chalupa. Your real name is a
Speaker: Oh my god. No. My real name? No. Your grandma... Ate a chalupa. My grandma ate an Altoid. wo You're close.
Speaker: Close? i wait until My grandma ate a chalupa. A Chernobyl. no
Speaker: A chalupa. A chalupa. Yeah! You got it. Oh my god. oh oh And for... Oh, turn it down a little bit.
Speaker: I don't have beanie protection. ah For copyright purposes, I think that I'm safe if it's not more than like 10 seconds that can be audibly heard.
Speaker: of what? Of any copyrighted music. Oh, can you hear the music? We might be able to through the headphones. So I could hear the song. going to pick a terrible song. Don't pick a terrible song. Oh, I have a good one.
Speaker: Okay. Oh, no. It just has to be amply loud. I know. All right, ready?
Speaker: Okay. Turn it up. Say stuff. Hi, my name is Jim, and I think that you are weird. Okay, I can't hear you. Okay.
Speaker: I love this song. Okay. Great. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm just going to vibe and I'm not even going to pay attention to you. they Cool. Okay. Which one do I want to choose? Okay. Are you ready?
Speaker: Okay. Oh, wait. You know what we should be... Oh, never mind. She can't hear me. Okay. on. that's how was that face I didn't start yet. well Okay. yeah so like Hold on. Hold on. It just went quiet.
Speaker: Okay. Go. My angry uncle is the fabled lady of the lake, apparently. Do you know there's a lady of... a so i Was Lady right?
Speaker: Yeah. Wow, okay. ah Hold on. See, there's like moments where the bass drops out and I can hear you, so okay I don't want to cheat. okay Go ahead.
Speaker: My angry uncle is the fabled Lady of the Lake, apparently.
Speaker: have no idea.
Speaker: My angry uncle is the fabled lady of the lake, apparently. Something about a lady in a family. i i don't know. I'm going to say it's slow.
Speaker: Slow? I'm going say it's slow. Okay. Do it, like, portion by portion. My angry uncle... I know there's where...
Speaker: My angry uncle. I created... My... My... Angry uncle.
Speaker: This is a tough song because there's a minefield of dropping out. ah my Angry uncle. Areola. <unk>s Nope.
Speaker: My angry uncle. My cereal.
Speaker: My angry uncle. My angry uncle. Yeah. Okay. My angry uncle is a lady kisser? oh No, but we're almost not close. Hold on, the song is about to end. Oh, no.
Speaker: oh Ready? All right. My angry uncle is the fabled lady of the lake, apparently. My angry uncle...
Speaker: Wants a lady. Lady's in there somewhere. yeah ah My angry uncle is a lady. Okay. no My angry uncle... well I guess sort of. Okay, my angry uncle what?
Speaker: Is the fabled lady of the lake. Does stuff. Okay. well I mean... What's the second half? My angry uncle is the fabled lady of the lake, apparently.
Speaker: is A creatine...
Speaker: I don't know. It could be fucking anything. could be anything. Is the fabled lady of the lake. Is an 80... I don't know.
Speaker: Alright. Do give I don't know. Who do you want to do? What? What what do you want to do? i think I give up. My angry uncle is the fabled lady of the lake, apparently.
Speaker: Oh my god. Yeah. Accurate, though. Here, we'll start the song over. Okay. Come here, microphone.
Speaker: Loud enough?
Speaker: Okay. Good? One more notch. One more notch. Okay. Now I'm going to say words, and you're going to- Can we start? Okay. you can't hear me. Good. All righty.
Speaker: I'm going to just sort of jump around here. All right. Let's see.
Speaker: Ready? Yeah. Okay.
Speaker: Molly is the prettiest witch in the coven. Molly is one of the... Even... What? Molly is one of the... Molly is the first word. Molly.
Speaker: Is the prettiest witch in the coven. Is a pretty sweet deal. Yeah. No. Molly is the prettiest witch in the coven.
Speaker: Molly is a pretty sweet... No? No. Molly is... Molly is the prettiest witch in the coven.
Speaker: Oh, Molly is the best witch ever? You're close, but no. Probably the best witch ever. No. No.
Speaker: Molly is the prettiest witch in the coven. Greatest. No. Molly is the greatest witch ever? No.
Speaker: Molly is... The prettiest witch in the coven. Prettiest witch ever? In the coven. Ever. In the coven. What? In the coven. I love her?
Speaker: it What? You do, but yeah, but no. In the coven. Never? That's not it, no. Molly is the prettiest witch in the coven.
Speaker: In heaven. You're close, but no. ah In the coven. In the coven. Yeah!
Speaker: Molly is the prettiest witch. I love her. Oh my god. Okay. loud How many more are we doing? Hold on. I'm going to pick my own music. I don't know if Hold on.
Speaker: Let's do... All of mine nerves are so funny. Oh my god. um Okay, we can't do all ten. What? We can't do all ten. Okay, that's why I jumped around. I jumped around a little bit. How many should we do? Let's do two more each. Okay.
Speaker: Hold on, but... After this, my turn, because that's you started. So after me. So I did two and you did two.
Speaker: i did one. I did two. and This is my third.
Speaker: We've each done two. We've each. You've done three. I've done two. Oh, OK. So after this, two more each. OK. Yes. OK. OK. Hold on. I have to find music.
Speaker: I have to find it.
Speaker: Okay
Speaker: I think say something um Jack Sparrow farted and it smells like rubies Actually hold on say more Jack Sparrow. This isn't my phrase. I'm just talking. Okay.
Speaker: I can't hear you. Okay. Are you sure? Okay. All right. Ready? Oh, don't look. I'm not looking. All right.
Speaker: Ready? Okay.
Speaker: I pay rent to live in a haunted house and it's honestly pretty chill. Slower, please. Okay. Okay. I pay rent to live in a haunted house.
Speaker: threw a punch. No, no, no. i ah One more time. I pay rent to live in a haunted house. I played my massage and... Alright, I'll go slow.
Speaker: Just one? What? Never mind.
Speaker: I pay rent to live in a haunted house. I carried a rental outside. I something? Yeah, I something. I pay rent.
Speaker: Anyway. i pay rent to live. i
Speaker: one more time. The whole thing? The whole phrase. I pay rent to live in a haunted house and it's honestly pretty chill. I play what the gods tell me to do. I don't know. I'm sure you do. I suck at this game.
Speaker: I pay rent to live in a haunted house and it's honestly pretty chill. I played a bitch for, I don't know.
Speaker: I pay rent. I, Ironic? no I pay rent to live in a haunted house. I played at your house. Hold
Speaker: on, it got quieter. Okay. Okay.
Speaker: I pay rent to live in a haunted house. Um, I pay rent. Apparently?
Speaker: No, but kind of close. and I pay rent to live in a haunted house. I... I keep thinking played. It's not played. It's not played. No.
Speaker: I... I apparently wanted pork chops. It's just... No. Apparently hot dogs.
Speaker: ah I pay rent to live in a haunted house. And a... I'm on my period. That's just... hello i pay rent to live in a haunted house and it's honestly pretty chill i'm arrested for smoking don't know nope not anymore okay okay do i hold on wait ah do i give up i think i give up okay okay
Speaker: i pay I pay rent to live in a haunted house and it's honestly pretty chill.
Speaker: That's pretty dope. Yeah. I've been there. Yeah. All right. Here. Okay. I'm saying words and the words are normal. Can you hear me say the words? Salamander sausages. That's not it.
Speaker: We haven't started. All right.
Speaker: Ready? Don't thrust at me like that. Don't thrust at me like that. Fuck! Alright, that doesn't count. I'm going to do another one. Alright.
Speaker: Don't forget to wax your butt. Don't forget the wash pail. No. Can you hear me? I hear you? Yeah, can you?
Speaker: Not really, but turn up one more thing just in case. Okay. Okay. Okay. Don't forget to wax your butt. So Friday became...
Speaker: What? Don't forget to wax your butt.
Speaker: One more time. Don't forget to wax your butt. Don't forget the watering can. No. if No? Am I close? Don't forget is correct. Don't forget.
Speaker: To wax your butt. Don't forget to ah to... To wax your butt. To wash me? No. Don't forget to wax your butt.
Speaker: What? Don't forget to wax your butt. Don't forget the waterbed. All right, stay slow. Don't forget to wax your butt. To water the plants? No.
Speaker: Is it water? no Don't forget to wax your butt. Walpole? No. Is it W something?
Speaker: Yeah. Okay. Don't forget to wax your butt. Don't forget to wave bye. No. Do you give up? Yeah.
Speaker: Don't forget to wax your butt. Oh. No, I don't think I would have got that. Yeah. Well, you got a freebie with the ah don't thrust at me. no that was easy. Yeah, it was a freebie. Okay.
Speaker: Was the last one? ah
Speaker: My second to last. Okay. And you're... After this, one more round each. Okay. all let I know one I want to end on. Okay. I'm picking music.
Speaker: for myself and I have to turn it down because I'm not wearing beanie the next two are short they're not long okay that's I think I need that my long ones are funny though but i think this oh it's backwards hold on say something um Scrappy-doo and... I can't hear you at all. Scrappy-doo and boobatoob. Are we starting? No.
Speaker: Okay. Ready? Okay. Okay, here we go. We should nuke Neptune. One more time.
Speaker: We should nuke Neptune. Would you want to chew a gum... No. What? Would you want to do a project...
Speaker: We should nuke Neptune. One more time We should nuke Neptune. I wish you would drop... Nope.
Speaker: Okay, no. We should nuke Neptune.
Speaker: we should we should nuke neptune YouTube. quick No. We should.
Speaker: We should. Nuke Neptune. We should nuke Neptune. Nothing I'm thinking is good things right now. Nuke Neptune.
Speaker: Youke. We should nuke Neptune. We should. Nuke Neptune. Shoo-be-do-be. Oh no, I broke it.
Speaker: No, no, I didn't. What? You done? We should nuke Neptune. Jump in the creek. No. It's not even the same. All right.
Speaker: We should nuke Neptune. We should go do coke. Yes. No. Hold on, it got really quiet one second.
Speaker: Okay. Okay. We should nuke Neptune. We should learn Japanese. How did you get? There's nothing like it.
Speaker: We should nuke Neptune. we should use a kleptomaniac. How do you use a kleptomaniac? what We should nuke Neptune.
Speaker: Nuke Neptune.
Speaker: We nuke Neptune.
Speaker: Use a pepper spray? What? Nuke Neptune. You dog. I don't know. right. I don't know.
Speaker: What is it? We should nuke Neptune. We should nuke Neptune. Oh, my God. We should not do that. Neptune is good. Yeah, Neptune's all right. Neptune never does anything to nobody. I know. All right. Your last word. wer Volume up.
Speaker: Okay, try. o Too loud. How about now? Are you hearing what I'm saying? How about now? Are you going to blah, blah, blah, blah? that's... Blah, blah,
Speaker: No. Come here, microphone. You can't hear me at all? I can't hear you. Okay, but you knew what I said. Okay.
Speaker: I got pick one. All right. If you want cheese, get some. What? If you want cheese, get some.
Speaker: Wash the lifesavers?
Speaker: If you want cheese, get some. If you want seeds, have some. Oh, you're close. If you want cheese, get some. If you wish.
Speaker: If you want. Yeah. If you want. seeds if you want cheese get if you're got cheese you cheese have some get some have some get some eat some whatever you're close enough hold on i that was too easy we're doing if you want cheese get some it was too easy though you we're doing another one all right jackals are my favorite animal jolly flapjacks
Speaker: Turn it up a little bit. It's getting quieter. okay Jackals are my favorite animal. Cheerios.
Speaker: he Jackals are my favorite animal. Jack. Jackals. sha Shake. No. Jackals are my favorite animal.
Speaker: Cal- Calories are bottomless.
Speaker: Oh my god. ah It got quiet. It's quiet. I know, I'm trying. Wait for my other had other ear to have music. Okay. Okay.
Speaker: Jackals are my favorite animal. Jumping jack sparrow.
Speaker: Jackals are my favorite animal. Charity. yes No! Jackals are my favorite animal.
Speaker: I don't have any idea.
Speaker: I'll go slow. Jackals are my favorite animal. She's not my favorite. Favorite is good. Favorite is yes. Jackals.
Speaker: Jax. No. Geez. Chaz. Chaz. No. No. No. Okay, go slow.
Speaker: Jackals are my favorite animal. One more time. Jackals are my favorite animal. Oh. Giraffes are my favorite animal.
Speaker: Only the first word was wrong. No. Only the first word was wrong. Okay.
Speaker: Jackals are my favorite animal.
Speaker: Not giraffes? Not giraffes. Jackals.
Speaker: Jackals.
Speaker: It's hard. i don't what you're saying. Jackals. Geckos.
Speaker: Do you give up? No, I can get the animal. We'll see. Jackals. What? Jackals. Daiquiri's. No!
Speaker: No! Jackals. Satyrs. What? No!
Speaker: Jackals. Chow. That's what it looks like. Jackals. Dracula's. No! Jackals. Jackals.
Speaker: dad dadling yes but it's Jackals. Jaguars. No. you're you're You're not going to get it.
Speaker: Jackals. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Speaker: Oh man. My last one's impossible. Wait. I thought that was the last one. I thought we ah you had one more. Okay. My last one's really actually okay really good. Okay. my god.
Speaker: i gotta turn them... Okay, here we go. I'll just start this over. Alright. Am I doing it? Because we started on you. so am I doing another one after this? No. Okay.
Speaker: That's what doing. What? Okay. okay This one's really good. I just wanted to have a chance to do it. She can't hear me right now. I got stop fucking with the mic. Okay.
Speaker: Okay, go ahead. Okay. Okay. You have it memorized? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's my favorite one. Tell me when we're starting. Okay, we're about to start. As soon as i finished as soon as I'm done laughing.
Speaker: Okay. Okay. Okay.
Speaker: The CERN Collider created dragon boobs. Thursday I want go and pump a... What? Thursday? No. Okay. But the CERN Collider created dragon boobs. Through something.
Speaker: t h something The CERN Collider. Created dragon. Thirsty. The CERN Collider. to be really hard for her to get. The CERN Collider.
Speaker: That you choose to do. What? The CERN Collider. That you said. No. No. the Start from the beginning. I am. Okay.
Speaker: The CERN Collider. Oh, it got quiet. Oh, no. Do you hear me? Okay. You heard me? I can't hear you. Okay. The CERN Collider. Thursday night. No, no. Oh,
Speaker: But I is see where you go. Okay. The CERN Collider created dragon boobs. The faces you're making are throwing me off. Because I'm trying not to laugh.
Speaker: I can't focus because your eyes just keep going so wide. It's true. It's true. What I'm saying is true. Okay. One more time. Neutralize your face.
Speaker: ha Okay.
Speaker: Oh no. The Cern Collider created dragon poops. think you should go to the prom... No. No. The CERN Collider created dragon boobs.
Speaker: I'm gonna have so much fun editing this later.
Speaker: Oh my god. Okay. I think you should... What? The CERN Collider created dragon boobs. Through the poop...
Speaker: get it i'm not gonna say i just wanted to say it my god all right one more time one more time one more time okay okay the cern collider created dragon boobs through the cryosphere no but close what no no keep going all right the cern collider created dragon boobs
Speaker: Okay, is that through or Thursday? Okay. No. First half and then second half. The CERN Collider. I threw a stick.
Speaker: I threw a... I threw something? ah and through something the funniest part is that whatever she guesses is probably going to be less ridiculous. are you Is this the phrase? Are you saying the phrase? No. Okay. I'm like, what am supposed to do?
Speaker: Okay. The Cern Collider created dragon boobs. I think you should... No. T-H... Is it through? Is that through? T-H... The. The.
Speaker: I think. The. I thought. The. The. The. I... The. The. I... What are you with this kind bombing? I'm trying to get you to say the.
Speaker: The. I thunk. No. The. The. I think. No. I thunk. I... The. The. Kerplunk. What the hell? What's this fucking motion you're doing? The.
Speaker: i thought. It's just one syllable. The. the what it what The CERN Collider created dragon boots. An iron jersey.
Speaker: Hold on, the song just ended. Do I give up or should I keep trying? Probably give up. Okay, what is it?
Speaker: The CERN Collider created dragon boots? Oh my god. oh wow Well, that was a lot of fucking fun.
Speaker: Yep, well now what? Well, do we do the last thing on our list? Here's all of my phrases. I'm holding on, here's mine.
Speaker: Mine weren't nearly as creative as yours, seemingly. didn't do all mine. Yep. I'm sure it's not. That's like to make the world go round. have lobster ate my homework, I like that. If you want cheese, get some. Baron Trump has no riz. Nice. don't thrust it like that Don't forget to wax your butt. Okay.
Speaker: Batman battled bad men while Robin robbed the rubies, dude. That would have fucked me up. I know. That's when i was getting smart. Oh my God. Paint me like one of your henchmen, you maniac. I graduated from clown college and am now a Nobel laureate.
Speaker: yeah Wow. Wow.
Speaker: Living in the library lets me make many friends, most of which are reptiles. my god. oh If we do this again, you're going to have to pick shorter phrases. i don't know. I'm going to need shorter phrases. And I'll pick longer phrases because you apparently are just a genius. Okay.
Speaker: Oh my god. oh Okay. So our last activity...
Speaker: slash game. Ask Jim. knock Oh, he's going to the bathroom? Okay.
Speaker: This is going fun to edit later. The certain collider created dragon boobs. Oh my god. Wow. Note I realized we should have done that with water in our mouths.
Speaker: Maybe, maybe not. Yeah, that'd be funny. Maybe next time. Excuse me. Ugh. Anyway.
Speaker: oh What's our next game, Jim? Mad Libs. Mad Libs! Mad Libtards. We can say that because we are them. Oh
Speaker: my god. Yeah. Mad Libs. ah We found... i found... The official Mad Libs app. Only because they don't have it on Google Store Plus or whatever it's called. um This is not me saying my phone's better than yours. but Well, I looked and I just had a bunch of knockoff brands. I didn't expect to find the branded Mad Libs app. And then I downloaded the New York Times Crossword Puzzle app and then it charged me money. It it tried to and I said fuck. So I deleted it.
Speaker: So I'm going to start this one. Fine. Okay. yeah I'm going to pick three ah titles of stories and you're going to pick which one you want to do.
Speaker: Okay. So the first option is family rock band. Yeah. The next option is the latest dance craze.
Speaker: And the last option is the roar of the crowd. Let's go with that one. The roar of the crowd? i don't know. Yeah, I like it. All right. This is the first time I'm using this app. So, oh, it's not even going to let me know what the story is ahead of time. this will be fun. That's how it should be. Yeah.
Speaker: Okay. I need a plural noun. Lizards. Lizards. Okay.
Speaker: Next. I need an adjective. Squishy. Squishy. I need another plural noun. Rodeos.
Speaker: Rodeos. Alright, I need another adjective.
Speaker: Malignant. Malignant. Wow.
Speaker: A noun. Custard. Custard. Custard. i typed too quickly french I just did two Ds instead of RD. Kustad.
Speaker: Anyway, it's part of the lore now. Adjective.
Speaker: Catholic. It's funny, that's not one that I usually think of as an adjective. It's usually a noun. Another adjective.
Speaker: Dusty. Dusty.
Speaker: A plural noun.
Speaker: Bunny ears. Bunny ears. another plural noun. Geese. Geese. Of course. Another plural noun.
Speaker: um Tunnels.
Speaker: We almost got tun-ex. A noun. astronaut astronaut
Speaker: part no not a very verb heavy one huh plural noun ankles ankles well there this one's now part of the body plural um cheeks cheeks which kind doesn't matter it's up to your turn no you specify Face. Face cheeks. Yes.
Speaker: Okay, well. Subverted expectations. Okay.
Speaker: And the last one is noun.
Speaker: Hat. Hat.
Speaker: What do we got here? The roar of the crowd.
Speaker: It used to be that fans just stood up in their lizards. and yelled squishy words to their team. I don't like the way this is laid out. Squishy words to their team. Today, all universities and even professional rodeos have cheerleaders. The male cheerleaders wear pants and malignant sweaters with their school cuss dad custa written across them. Female cheerleaders wear Catholic sweaters, dusty skirts, and on their bare bunny ears, geese and sneakers.
Speaker: but Before the game starts, the cheerleaders run onto the field, shaking their palm tunnels and turning astronaut wheels. but Then they hold ankles to their cheeks.
Speaker: And stir the crowd into a frenzy by yelling, yeah, hat! It is true. Oh my god. That's so funny.
Speaker: It is true. That's great. Yeah, hat! Yeah, hat! Oh my god. And the crowd stir into a frenzy. Alright, your turn.
Speaker: Are these different things we can pick? Okay. Yeah, like those are the different stories. All right, I'm to choose for you. You're going to choose? You're not even going let me choose? Don't you want magic, anyone? Sure. I thought so. Okay. All right, plural noun.
Speaker: Palm tunnels. Palm tunnels. pural down Plural noun, plural noun. Skulls. Yes. Adjective.
Speaker: Greasy.
Speaker: Very greasy. Adjective. Another adjective. Yeah.
Speaker: Supportive.
Speaker: Next. Noun.
Speaker: Jump rope.
Speaker: What have I done? Jump. I spelled rope like soap.
Speaker: um with me All right, noun. Noun.
Speaker: Why is it so hard to do? oh my god. Toy boats. Noun. Zap hates verbs. Picky toe.
Speaker: Noun. Jesus Christ. Clitoris. now a part of a body plural coming up. but Don't worry. Don't worry. not having Adjective. Adjective. ah Blushing. blush blushy blushing Blushy? Blushing? blushing Part of body.
Speaker: Plural? Or just just part of body? A single plot part of body? Yeah. okay Ring fingernail.
Speaker: Ring fingernail? Yes, specifically the ring fingernail. okay That's the point. okay plural noun. Plural noun. Alrighty. Kittens.
Speaker: Adjective. Adjective. Scorched. Noun.
Speaker: Uh... Literally, like, why is it so hard? Oh my god.
Speaker: Can traffic be a noun? Traffic? Traffic.
Speaker: Adjective. Adjective. Pejorative.
Speaker: Not gonna lie, I'm not even 100% sure what that means. Okay. Noun. It just came to mind. Noun.
Speaker: Chimichangas. Part of body plural. oh nipples part of body part of body okay left labia are we gonna get banned from the mad libs app i don't know probably i think they're probably used to this plural noun plural noun ah Yoga mat.
Speaker: Yoga mats. Got it. Oh, we learned we earned a badge. Owl by myself. Cute. You did a story without hints. Who did that? That's you. That's who. Okay. What does what we see it what we do Okay, now I can read it. Okay.
Speaker: Here we go. Magic, anyone? Here. It's the title. Okay. Okay. Skulls of all ages enjoy watching greasy magicians perform their supportive tricks.
Speaker: Every man, woman, and jump rope loves to see a magician pull a toy boat out of a hat, saw a lot saw a live pinky toe in half, or make a huge clitoris disappear into a blushing air.
Speaker: Audiences love when magicians perform sleight of ring fingernail with a deck of kittens, a scorched coin, or a silk traffic. The greatest of all magicians was the pejorative Harry Houdini, who was able to escape from a locked chimichanga, even though his nipples were tied behind his left labia.
Speaker: And his feet were wrapped in iron yoga mats.
Speaker: Oh my god, okay. Oh, fuck. Okay. Look these freaks. Oh, is that it that's at the end? That was the end. Wow.
Speaker: Oh my god, that was good. Alright, one more each? Okay. all Alright. go back to you I'm going to be nice to you and let you pick your story again.
Speaker: um so congested. Holy shit. Alright, you get to choose between Street Beat ah kitchen inspection or letter of recommendation
Speaker: letter of recommendation sounds like it's the most promising but I'm a little curious about the plot of street beat so let's go street street beat it is alright your first word an adjective Greek Greek because i can't type all right noun
Speaker: cloud cloud verb our first verb wow um ah saunter saunter that's a good one person in room
Speaker: Bill! yeah Bill? Really? Okay. Bill. Bill's my upstairs neighbor nemesis. Another person in room.
Speaker: Robert Baum. Yeah, Robert Baum. Robert Baum. that's ah That's a stuffed Bob-omb. Yeah, that's Bob-omb to you. He's technically a person. Adjective.
Speaker: Um...
Speaker: sterile sterile another adjective um um candid candid a place
Speaker: nagasaki whoa oh my god okay adjective Friendly.
Speaker: Friendly. Noun. Turtle. Turtle. Turtle-tool is what I just wrote. so Or almost wrote. Okay, noun.
Speaker: Um... Creep. Creep! Part of the body, plural. Um...
Speaker: Ears. Ears. Adjective?
Speaker: Scandinavian. Scandinavian.
Speaker: Verb. You wanted verbs. It's given verbs. bla Lose. Lose. Plural noun.
Speaker: um Chipmunks. Chipmunks. Plural noun. Monks. Monks. Okay.
Speaker: Adjective.
Speaker: Yellow. Yellow. Adverb. Swiftly. Swiftly.
Speaker: Part of the body. Balls. Balls.
Speaker: we done street beat yeah that's the last one okay ready yeah
Speaker: whenever people walk past the corner of greek avenue and cloud street they immediately stop and saunter it's lil bill and yo-yo robert bomb performing their sterile street music but this candid duo is famous throughout nagasaki for their friendly orchestra of street sounds they clang the lids from turtle cans they bounce creep balls on the ground while stomping their ears
Speaker: hello villa Robert, the yo-yo Robert Bob. but oh oh They use brooms to make Scandinavian sweeping sounds on the sidewalk.
Speaker: And they use the handles to lose rhythmically lose rhythmically against chipmunks parked on the street. They're having the time of their monks. And the same goes for yellow onlookers who swiftly clap their balls at the end each and every number.
Speaker: How does one clap their balls? so and like I like that bet duo. Lil Bill.
Speaker: Lil Bill and Yo-Yo Robert Bob. That's not awesome. Yeah. Oh my god. Okay. Alright, last one. last one you want a night at the carnival?
Speaker: How to clean your computer? Computers are cool. Or Albert Einstein? A night at the carnival. Okay.
Speaker: I'm going to get in the carnival spirit. Adjective. Adjective. Striped.
Speaker: Striped? Okay, next. Plural noun. Plural noun. Candy corns. Next. Noun. Noun. Bong.
Speaker: Bong. Bong. Adjective. Adjective. See-through. Number.
Speaker: Seven billion.
Speaker: Part of the body plural. Part of the body plural. Oh boy.
Speaker: Buttholes.
Speaker: Part of the body plural. Oh.
Speaker: I'm trying to think of something that goes with buttholes, but... But you never know. But you never know. ah
Speaker: Pelvises.
Speaker: Adjective. Adjective. Serendipitous. Plural noun. Plural noun.
Speaker: Megaphones.
Speaker: Plural noun. Plural Oh my god. So many plural nouns. ah Blades of grass.
Speaker: Verb ending in ing.
Speaker: Thrusting. You i do houston Yeah, I do. Houston.
Speaker: Noun. Noun. o Goldfish.
Speaker: Verb ending in ing.
Speaker: Swinging.
Speaker: Part of the body plural. Oh boy. Beard hairs.
Speaker: Plural noun. Plural noun.
Speaker: Left shoes. Now.
Speaker: Oh.
Speaker: always so hard. Vespa.
Speaker: Adjective. Adjective. Black.
Speaker: Plural noun. think this the last. um
Speaker: Nose rings.
Speaker: Oh, here we go. Oh, here we Okay, this is called A Night at the Carnival. Oh, boy. oh
Speaker: When my best friend and I go to the carnival, we go on in as many striped rides as we can before we run out of candy corns. Our first must is the roller bong. What a see-through thrill racing down the track at 7 billion miles an hour.
Speaker: Throwing our buttholes into the air and screaming at the top of our pelvises. Not as terrifying, but still serendipitous fun are the bumper megaphones where we drive around like crazy blades of grass thrusting into each other.
Speaker: By far the scariest ride is the Tilt-A-Goldfish. It sends us swinging in circles so fast it makes our beard hair spin. After that, we're happy as left shoes to hop on the Ferris Vespa and enjoy the slow black ride.
Speaker: It's a nice way to top off the evening and calm our nose rings.
Speaker: You said sense of swinging in circles. That actually worked really well. Oh my God, that was good. Oh, I love it. I love it.
Speaker: Okay. That was a night at the carnival for us too, I think. Yeah, I would say. i can't do that. oh Thank you for joining me, Jim. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker: it was fun. We'll do this again. Well, we'll see. I'm only contractually obligated to do three.
Speaker: Not true, because you've already done more than that, but okay. I couldn't think of how many I've done. I left table outside. Oh, no! Well, Jim's got to go get his table. And we're going to say goodnight.
Speaker: So, thank you for joining us. I have no idea how long this is going to end up being, but I think it's going to be on the long end. But, yeah. No, Jim is looking through my pens.
Speaker: Bye! Alright, you guys. love ya! See you next
