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S2E6: NFL Week 6 - Expose the D for victory!
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Manatee Jackson with the hot takes and the magnifishit week 5 recap that is straight fire yo!
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A. A. A.
Podcast Kickoff: NFL, Fantasy & Lifestyle
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NFL. Fantasy. Football. Podcasts. DFS. Lineups. Lifestyle. Lifestyle. It's Manatee Jackson. It's a week s- week- week seeks. Week seeks of the... of the NFL.
NFL Recap & Personal Reflections
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It's a Friday.
00:00:31
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Friday, October 14th. A lot of action. A lot of action last week. So good. Such a great week. Loved it. Love it. You know, I'm listening to myself. I'm learning two things. Listening to myself. I need to learn how to better annunciate. I'm working on that one. It's a tough one.
00:00:57
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really hard for me to enunciate. I feel like maybe it's because I feel like my tongue doesn't fit in my mouth or something. Not sure how much of that I can control, but I'm working on it also working on the energy levels.
00:01:12
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Way more fun to listen to high energy, folks. Folks. Folks. See, that was another enunciation thing that I needed to practice. Folks. Folks. Folks is a hard one for me to enunciate. So is Brr. Brr. So is brewery. Oh, God. This is great.
00:01:37
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All right.
Magnificent.com Launch & Social Media Struggles
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Uh, magnificent.com live. It's live and going and running up, up to steam and snuff and stuff. Got the receipts on there. Doing all sorts of stuff over there. Not really. Check it out. If you want not much to see, not going to lie, unless you want to see my receipts, see how I'm doing the on the year.
00:02:06
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Uh, what else do I want to say? I don't know. I'm on Twitter, but I don't use it at Manatee Jackson and I still don't understand Instagram, but I'm trying to, I'm trying to understand it and get more content for the show. Something else to talk about.
Trademark Woes & Humor
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I'd like to give a special shout out to the trademark office. I don't know if, if it's going to work.
00:02:37
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They didn't seem to know that this was being used in commerce when I submitted initially last year after several episodes were live. So it doesn't really sound like they care about the little guy, but you know what? I'll remain optimistic.
00:02:59
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I don't think they, they take magnificent seriously, but hey, we'll take ourselves seriously. Kind of hard to take a word like magnificent seriously. They called me and they asked if I was like, Hey, is this Mr. Manatee Jackson? I'm like, yup. And like, we're calling about magnificent. And I started laughing.
00:03:25
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And I said, sorry, it's really funny for me to hear other people use that word, magnificent. And she said, okay. She didn't think it was funny. Not a funny word to her. Still funny to me, regardless. Shout out trademark office for doing your job with or without approval for my magnificent usage.
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We'll keep grinding. We'll keep grinding away over here at Magnificent headquarters.
Antonio Brown's Dubai Incident
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Couple of fun headlines from last week. Um, this one wasn't really last week. Antonio Brown just keeps popping up out of nowhere. This guy is a lunatic and
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Apparently in the summer when he was in Dubai at like a hotel swimming pool, the guy got naked in the pool. He was playing around with other pool guests. If you watch the video, it looks like he and this other lady are laughing and like having a good time.
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That is, until he whipped his butt up out of the pool, kind of was like right in her face, and then she swam away, which in response, Antonio Brown lifted his hips up and put his wiener out for the world to see at the pool.
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The great part about this picture is the blurry wiener of Antonio Brown is magnificent. It really is like, whoa. That is a huge sensor bar on that guy. The guy's got a major sensor bar. It's a long sensor bar.
00:05:29
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And go check it out. If you want to see Antonio Brown's censored Wiener, it's a big, big bar. Impressive. Not impressive to expose yourself to unwilling people in public, but that's all I got to say about that. Actually, this is okay. So not funny what Antonio Brown did.
00:05:56
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And he made light of it, which is probably offensive, but what he said is pretty fucking funny. It's undeniably funny, but it's still like, don't expose yourself in public. That's fucked up. After the thing happened, this whole circumstance, Antonio Brown on Twitter said, the NFL needs to reconsider me due to my ability to still be able to expose a D.
00:06:26
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I didn't say it word for word. I can't remember exactly how he phrased it, but his plan words there to expose a deed just kind of made me chuckle, even though the whole thing is fucked up just like Antonio Brown. So that's what I got. Maybe we just need to do reoccurring Antonio Brown updates on this podcast. I think that's a good idea. Uh, this other one cracked me up.
Daniel Jones' Bloody Game
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So the New York Giants, the New York four in one football giants beat the Green Bay Packers in London Sunday morning. And there was kind of a weird wardrobe malfunction that happened. Uh, Daniel Jones, the quarterback for the New York giants had a bloody hand. He got bloody knuckles.
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which did not work out too well when he's taking direct snaps from the center in front of him and he places his hand right in the center's gooch area and the blood from his knuckles bleeds onto the center. The center has like a blood stain right in his gooch region.
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So big, large, 300-pound center walking around with blood, bloodstain right in his gooch region. Just kind of funny to see. I had a, I had a post my, my little joke on there. I said, wow, can't believe the giants were playing without pads and beat the Packers. I'm going to pause for the, for you to finish laughing on your side.
00:08:10
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Thought that was good. Thought that was really funny. Proud of myself for that joke. Can't remember where I posted that or if anybody liked it. But it's out there on Bleacher Report or Twitter. Can't remember which one.
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I entertain myself there. There you have it. Those are the headlines.
Fantasy Football Success Stories
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Now, let's get into what everybody's been waiting for. How did Manatee Jackson do on his little journey and draft Kings last week? Wait for it. He done good. Run again. Three wins, two losses.
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I can't, I can't do a high pitched scream. My voice doesn't let me do a high pitched scream. I need to learn how to enunciate, have more energy, and learn how to scream. Don't know how to do that. Son of a bitch. Okay.
00:09:31
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Lineup was amazing. Amazing. Here we go. We had Jalen hurts at quarterback versus Arizona Cardinals. Kind of a no brainer. Of course, with how Jalen hurts has been playing this year, really soft defense. The guy is going to get touchdowns through the air and on the ground. No brainer.
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So he had 27.66 points at running back, Raimondre Stevenson. His snap share percentage has been increasing week after week after week. He's playing the Detroit Lions. Their defense sucks.
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Uh, New England had a third string quarterback rookie quarterback in. So I figured lean on the ground game. Ramondre keeps increasing his snap share percentage. He's also the pass catching running back in this offense. So nice little dump offs for a inexperienced third string rookie quarterback. That was all the thought process here.
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During that game, Damien Harris also got injured, which helped increase his production. Remondry Stevenson got 22.5 points, exceeding his expectation. Point total expectation. Kind of had the same thought process with Breece Hall. Um, Breece Hall increasing snap share percentage week after week after week. This was a great matchup versus Miami.
00:10:58
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The Dolphins, terrible run defense. So I went with it. And plus we have Zach Wilson, second game back, getting adjusted, getting his legs underneath of them. Similar situation. Perfect guy, great pass catching, running back with burst, speed, check, check, check, check all the boxes. This guy's got it all. And he did really good. He...
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I think he had a hundred yards rushing and like almost a hundred yards receiving just killed the box score. He had 30.7 points at wide receiver, Justin Jefferson. That's right. Was able to fit him in the lineup. So Justin Jefferson, I have a lot of respect.
00:11:49
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for the Bears defensive back Jalen Johnson. He did not play in this game and I knew Justin Jefferson was gonna go nuts and he did. He did not, he got 33 points without a touchdown. This could have been a much better game for him. So I exceeded his point total there. Another wide receiver, Cooper Cup. That's right, I was able to afford Cooper Cup.
00:12:19
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He got 28.9 points and that was with the touchdown. Versus the Dallas Cowboys. And then I had to get some low budget guys to afford all this other stuff.
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Third wide receiver had Zay Jones. I think a lot of people were on to Zay Jones. Maybe not. I'm just looking at percentage. Owner percentage. Zay Jones was 7.3%. Justin Jefferson was only 2.8. So a lot of people did not try to fit him in. Cooper Cub was 9.7 just for reference. Zay Jones back from injury versus the Texans. He's been a target hog machine.
00:13:05
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It did not happen in this game. You only had 4.2 points. Marquez Callaway was my flex. Michael Thomas is out. I loved the matchup for Marquez versus Seattle.
00:13:20
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And plus Marquez was like nothing, $3,200. He also got nothing, 2.5 drafting points. And if you think about those two misses that I spent very little for, if I would have tweaked it a little bit and worked in the Yami Brown or however you say his name, that would have been a nice one. The guy went off.
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and he was minimum price. Speaking of minimum price, I went with Cade Oton? I don't know. I don't know how to say that, but Cade minimum annunciation price. He did really good for that $2,500 tight end mark and got 10.3 drafting points.
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which led me to fitting in the Dallas Cowboys defense on the road versus the Los Angeles Rams. Cowboys have a good defense. I think they've gotten multiple sacks in every single game and at least one turnover.
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Um, so I was not afraid about putting Cooper cup in the same lineup with the Dallas defense. I thought Cooper cup can get all the volume over a hundred yards and with, or without a touchdown, he can blow up and so can the Dallas defense. And that's exactly what happened. Dallas defense got 23 points.
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Total point total for this lineup was 183.08 points. That's good for ranking 3,366. I'll have to see if that's my best for this contest. It's right around in the top 25th percentile and really good. So there you have it.
00:15:11
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I beat most of y'all, at least half of y'all, y'all lost. I won. I have a all time winning record of three wins, two losses, all time, all time winnings of $5. So there you go. Whoops. That's the wrong drop.
00:15:33
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I'm up five bucks on the year. I'm gonna come out even in the end. And bad luck to the rest of you this weekend. I'm gonna do really good. My lineup's locked in.
00:15:42
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Well, I'm mad, but for sure, kind of on top of it, sort of crushing through four quarters, not quite right in the border, just an average bitch who's gonna be paid. Pack my money that I already made, cause I'm gonna come out even in the end, keep my money and only time I'll spend. Only back, talk, snack, hop, track, we'll snack, get snack, hop, snack, stream, hop, talk.
00:16:05
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Aye, aye