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S2E1: MAGNIFISHIT 2022!!
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New year. New pod. New style. Still kinda shitty/kinda decent.
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NFL Season Introduction with Rap
00:00:29
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NFL week one. It's the first ep of the season. Not a drill. It's happening. It's really happening. Trying something different this year. As you can tell with that weird little intro I created over lunch the other day, you're going to enjoy the sweet little rap, the shitty little rap that I created over lunch the other day to close out each episode.
Unique Analytical Perspective
00:00:58
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Um, yeah, so shaking things up this year, you know, last year, just realizing everyone has the same info. Everyone hears the pros and their data and their hot takes. I don't, I don't really want to be another one of those dudes. Plus.
00:01:20
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You're all my enemy. We're all competing on the same DFS slates. So fuck y'all. I'm gonna win and take your money. So how am I gonna change my approach? I'm gonna keep it lighthearted. Let's be a little bit different. Still trying to figure that out. So maybe another pilot season, maybe the last one, who knows? Things are tough these days.
NFL Coverage Strategy
00:01:49
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But we got, we got some bullshit that we got to talk. Love the magnificent talk.
00:01:56
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that we had last year. It's probably my favorite episodes when he just talked about poop stories. So hopefully we have some more of that. Um, we'll talk NFL headlines. We'll talk NFL in general, uh, even non fantasy related stuff. I'm trying to follow some more Instagram dudes. I'm following like all the NFL dudes on Instagram. So trying to figure out how to use the Instagram app. Not as good at that as some of y'all might be.
00:02:25
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but trying to figure out how to watch their stories, see if there's any weird shit that they post. Love to talk about that.
Weekly DFS Lineup Recap
00:02:32
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Um, you know what? Well, we'll have, we'll have guest speakers. I'm sure from time to time, some bonus episodes. I'm also going to recap my DFS main slate lineup each and every week. And I'm going to ball out on a budget. I'm going to do a $5 double up lineup each and every week.
00:02:53
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And I'm going to tally my total wins, my total winnings throughout the year. So stay tuned for that. Holy shit. That's going to be epic. And I'm also going to share those results on magnificent.com. That's right. There's a live fucking website, magnificent.com.
00:03:18
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Brilliant. Uh, check that out. Buy a sweater. If you fancy tell everybody about the pod we'll have again, hopefully some, uh, maybe I'll find some friends one of these days that want to want to talk and participate on this experience. As I titled the show rebranded now called Magnificent.
00:03:46
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the NFL DFS experience. So that's that. Okay.
Humorous Take on Kenny Pickett
00:03:50
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My favorite headlines from the off season. Hopefully they're, they're your favorite headlines too, because these are, I picked two kind of unique. This one gets me, uh, Kenny picket, the first quarterback off the board in the NFL draft. He has the smallest hands of any quarterback in the NFL draft class.
00:04:11
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Obviously that's just freaking hilarious to me. My mind just goes nuts with material. I think Awesome Powers came to mind, how he described carneys with small hands and smelling like cabbage. So I just picture Kenny Pickett as like a carney, some weird carney. Who needs like a weird carney name. I think of that My Germs guy, I think it's from like Scary Movie.
00:04:39
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Is that the, my germs guy has a weird hands, puts his hands in potato salad. So that's a good one. I think Kenny Pickett needs like a touchdown celebration dance where he just like holds his hands up awkwardly so everyone can see his weird little hands. And then of course, like the question on everybody's mind about Kenny Pickett, like do the fingers match the dinger?
00:05:04
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And he's going to get pressured, uh, for the answer, probably for his entire career. And he better not share. Um, he better not do it like that psychopath Brett Favre. Like seriously, he's a psycho, only a serial murder. Shares a flaccid winner pick Brett Favre. Who does that?
00:05:28
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I can't believe Green Bay named streets after that guy. What a freaking weirdo.
Zach Wilson Controversy Discussion
00:05:35
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Um, other favorite headline. Obviously this one got to talk about it. Zach Wilson slept with his mom's best friend.
00:05:45
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And you'll hear everybody applauding Zach Wilson. Oh, I mean, Zach Milfson, the MILF hunter. Everyone thinks he's like just a badass because he slept with a mom, but it's his mom's best friend, which is just desperate and disgusting. If you think about it from the perspective of Zach Wilson, who can't remember all the details, but he was dating someone at the time who is probably way better looking.
00:06:14
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cheated on her with his mom's best friend. I don't think they had a picture of what this woman looked like, but his mom is like, I don't know, just looks like a typical blonde, like Karen type of woman and her best friend. Like you're sleeping. Imagine if you slept with your mom's best friend.
00:06:37
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Would that be cool? Would that be anything you'd want to brag about? I highly doubt it. And from her perspective, would you sleep with your best friend's kid?
00:06:51
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It's gross. So I got a feeling this one is pretty desperate. Um, judging by those pictures, you probably drink some wine out of cans. Uh, so this, you know, NFL star up and comer with millions to his name, sleeping with that filth. That's kind of disgusting. So not a fan, not impressed. And that's it.
Fantasy Tips Refusal
00:07:17
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Those are my two favorites and you know,
00:07:21
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Now's the time when I talked about last week's most likely winning lineup. I'd explain the thought process, why it was so brilliant and why you all slept on some guys, but I can't really do that on the first app. So I'm not going to talk about who I'm going to pick because I'm shaking up this formula again, right? You, you have all the same info. You have all the same access I do.
00:07:45
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I'm not going to run through match up by match up from each and every individual team and player. Like I did last year. That was so boring to listen to. I just, I can't do that again. I can't do that to myself or to you. And again, plus you're my enemy and I hope your line of sucks because I want to take your cash. So suck it. Um, not going to give you my secrets. So bad luck this weekend. Yeah. Shit heads.
00:08:14
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your magnificent heads.
00:08:16
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I'm sure I'll do great though. I've got a really good lineup locked and ready to go. I'm sure my $5 double up will win five bucks and I'll be talking about it next week. So yeah, we'll find out about that next week. And spoiler alert, these episodes are gonna be much shorter, especially when it's just me not gonna waste your time or mine time, mine time, my time.
00:08:44
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Anyway, we'll find out next week. Thanks
Episode Closing with Rap
00:08:47
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for listening to this first beautiful episode. It's been such a pleasure. Much appreciated. Really appreciate your support. Tell everybody, listen to the pod. It's only 10 minutes. I mean, fuck, it's not that crazy. So tell some people.
00:09:04
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other than that I'll be closing each up like I said at the beginning of this with a shitty rap that I did over lunch last week so yeah look forward to that make fun of me for it and until next time
00:09:21
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Well, I'm magnificent, kind of on top of it Sort of crushing through four quarters, not quite right in the border Just an average bitch who gonna be paid Back my money that I already made Cause I'm gonna come out even in the end Keep my money and only time I'll spend Only back, talk, smack, hop, track We'll snack, get smack, hop, snack, stream on top
00:09:55
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