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S2E4: NFL Week 4 - I'm coming back, baby!!!
88 Plays2 years ago
This was a quick/crappy afterthought ep I didn't have time for. Enjoy!
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Transcript
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A. A. A.
Introduction and Guest Appearance: Manatee Jackson
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NFL. Fantasy. Football. Podcast. DMS. Lineups. Lineups. Gets me every time you got Manatee Jackson on the podcast on a Friday. It's September 30th. What else do I say to intro?
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at Manti Jackson on the socials. For the three people listening, hit me up there.
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What? God, I just I just fucking crack myself up. Yeah, going to have a really shitty, magnificent pod today. After that, super busy week. Want to get something out. So here
A Week of Challenges: Host's Humor and Rapid Fire Segment
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we go. We're going to we're going to rapid fire it. Don't have a ton of headlines to talk about that I want to talk about. Nothing super funny. One thing that just kind of popped up
Public Behavior: Fan Arrest and Stadium Fights
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Fan was arrested for throwing a bottle at the Browns owner This guy looks like he's like 80 years old Browns owner Jimmy Haslam So someone threw a beer bottle at him got arrested. I Don't know if you've seen on the socials There's some videos going around a bunch of fights going on at stadiums at NFL stadiums You can see the
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America's trashiest people going toe to toe fighting each other in the stands Some really interesting fighting combos to you got I'd say all of them Probably overweight people fighting each other of all genders kind of entertaining Kind of depressing however, you want to look at it, but I'd categorize this in that same Category
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Yeah, what's wrong with people? People forgot how to act in public. They don't know how to go out in public anymore. They're fighting each other over some team that they like. So... I'm gonna watch this video live on air. Here's my video of what could have been a dangerous situation. And...
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I don't see the bottle yet. I don't know if I'm watching the wrong thing. Maybe I am. Anyway, somebody threw a beer bottle at that man. So there you have it. Look it up if you want. People are going fucking nuts, don't know how to act in public. That's what's happening. And that's my highlight.
Fantasy Football Woes: Performance and Player Analysis
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Lineup.
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You know, we're in the losing column, afraid to admit, but we got two losses, one win, so down five bucks.
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You know, enjoy it while you can. That's just the way the start of the season goes. Gonna turn it around. Gonna come out even in the end. Like the rap says after this week. Let's just look at this shitty lineup I put together last week. God, it was so shitty.
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I usually don't do this, but I chased what happened the prior week, and I did the Tua stack with Hill and Waddle. You know, I saw this game first, Buffalo. Pretty much the entire Buffalo secondary was injured. I thought it was going to be a really good shootout, and I saw a repeat happening. It did not happen. Tua got 11.44 points.
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Tyreke got 5.3 points, surprisingly only 5, 9.8, 1% owned. Uh, Jalen Waddle had like double the ownership at 16.14 had 18.1 points. That's not going to get you there, especially when the week prior, all three of these guys had like 40 points. So it did not work out too well for me at running back. I had David Montgomery.
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as did pretty much freaking everybody. He was 55% owned, 54.89 if you want to be precise and call me out. He got injured first quarter and only had 1.1 points. So that was a killer. I was all aboard the Damien Pierce breakout. I got that one right. He had 18.1 PTSs.
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uh really liked drake london against seattle he's been a target hog and he's a he's a red zone target as well big tall mike evans type of guy had 14.4 points didn't do too bad uh went went with the bottom priced tight end juan johnson first carolina thought that would be interesting he had zero
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Mix in I like to mix in last week. I think I've picked mix in three weeks in a row and it hasn't worked out So fortunately, I can't force them into the lineup this week he's Not on the main slate. He had six point eight my last min price defense I
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Jags 9 points so good. So if you just take a balcony view of this.
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Nobody exceeded their point total. I picked What four guys? Well other than my defense succeeded point total four guys hit the point total projected projected point total four guys were below so terrible shitty lineup Locked and loaded ready to to come out even next week Got a great lineup.
Looking Ahead: Strategies and Updates
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I hope you all suck And you don't win you experience what I had I had the last two weeks and
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so bad luck to y'all i think i disconnected my uh headphones by accident listening to that frickin um
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Video on my phone. Oh, there we go out If I if you heard a bunch of fart noises because I couldn't hear what the hell is going on. So As my lineups sucked. So there you have it Yeah, you're all gonna suck this week I'm gonna do way better than you so enjoyable you can I I'll share I'll post my receipts on Magnificent.com
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This shitty lineup will be on there as well. So, until next week, Magnificent Heads.
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Gonna come out even in the end. Peace out. Should he rap play?
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Aye. Aye.