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Hi, y'all, and welcome back to this week's episode! We are recapping the second week episodes of Bachelor in Paradise In this week's episode, we talk to about the future of our recap episodes and just ra mble about life. Stay tuned for our 6-week trip down to the beach for PARADISE!
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Transcript
Book Review: 'I'm Glad My Mom Died'
00:00:07
Speaker
what I just said. I finish I'm glad your mom died or my mom died. Oh my sorry that was very loud. I apologize to all the headphone listeners. It was it was it was what wait what did you rate it? A five because I'm not rating someone's actual life story a four.
00:00:30
Speaker
That was hilarious. First of all, the only reason why I got a four was because I hated the fact that there was like 90 chapters in it. I loved the fact that the chapters were two minutes long. That's my favorite part. Okay, so out of all of it, what was your favorite part? I mean, it all sucked. Well, yeah.
Expectations and Reflections on Memoirs
00:00:51
Speaker
I don't know. I'll have to say the ending because it was like a better ending.
00:00:59
Speaker
Oh, I expected like a triumphant ending where like, you know, she was like, she didn't make herself throw up anymore. Life was good. She said she hasn't for two years. Oh, I'm thinking of the part. And then Miranda called and she knew why she was. Oh, okay, okay, okay. I'm thinking like, I'm thinking pre reboot, like when she used to do like, you know, a couple of times.
00:01:25
Speaker
And like, she stopped doing it. Yeah, I kind of wish she did the reboot, but it's okay. I don't watch it. So I'm not too upset. Oh, well, yeah, yeah. And
00:01:40
Speaker
You know, we watched that show like, well, not religiously, but a lot growing up. And I know like, you know, acting is acting and you're not going to like see someone's true feelings. But to think that we were watching the TV show while this is going on is still blows my mind. Yeah. And then when Sam and Kat came out, like. Yeah, because nine times out of 10, when you read a memoir, at least in my case, I've never been
00:02:06
Speaker
like aware of what's been going on or like it was never publicized until well now okay but honestly if you want to say want to know my favorite part my favorite part is when she was like yeah if you call me sam i won't give you the time of day but if you know my real name yeah i've seen her like say that in interviews which like valid why are people calling her sam that is not her name or
Public Figures and Personal Struggles
00:02:28
Speaker
if they ask her about the butter sock or a bucket of fried chicken i like that it's valid
00:02:38
Speaker
You know, I did go back and like rewatch some parts and you can like kind of tell. Not that she was like struggling mentally, but like she was skinnier in some. Like that's kind of normal. I never noticed it like now. I mean, I think it's hard to notice it in like Carly because her and like Miranda were like the same size. Yeah, she was a little bit bigger, but it's not like.
00:03:10
Speaker
I don't think I can just do this those things. Her mom, the whole showering situation blew my mind. Like you're what, 16, taking showers with your brother and your mom is giving you essentially your pap smear. Well, yeah, like essentially your mom is giving you a pap smear. Am I allowed to have a slit? Yes,
Personal Style Preferences and Humor
00:03:38
Speaker
I was going to say.
00:03:40
Speaker
As long as it is the color that I'm requesting and fabric I am requesting, I don't care. It's not the jumpsuit. Yeah. Okay. I think this is the one that I want. What does it look like? Wait. Send it in the grext. Never say that again in your life. What?
00:04:05
Speaker
Who have you been hanging out with? What is she saying? And if it's Ethan, tell him to never say that again. I said send it in the gregs.
00:04:17
Speaker
right then. That's the thing I expect from Kasey, not you. So one of the interns from the summer, we were at dinner one day and she was like talking about something and she said that and we all looked at her like, don't ever say that again. And so I was like, okay, I gotta figure out a way to like bring it up casually.
00:04:42
Speaker
That's definitely something Casey would say. Yeah, and it's definitely something I'm stealing. Mine now. Mine now. Tell that intern I said thank you. Cause y'all gonna get tired of hearing me say.
00:04:59
Speaker
I'm gonna say it in the bridal group chat. I'm like, hey, y'all have any questions? They're all going to flame you at our separate group chats.
Group Dynamics and Social Media
00:05:11
Speaker
I'm gonna do G dash text. I am in a group chat with everybody but Lauren. So I'm gonna get a screenshot of the messages in one of those group chats.
00:05:27
Speaker
and you gonna tell them not to see alone. If I didn't follow Lauren on Instagram, I wouldn't speak to her every single day. I mean, I don't even speak to her now, but I wouldn't know what she was doing. Yeah, she doesn't make time for me anymore. Day to day, I don't know what y'all are doing, so. Well, yeah, but like, we have two group chats, so I'm bound to talk to you at some point. But for her,
00:05:56
Speaker
I only see her close friends. And somebody deleted they be real, so we can't even see her be real throughout the day. I know.
Fitness and Sponsorships
00:06:05
Speaker
It made me mad, okay? How? Yeah, it went off yesterday in the middle of spin class. It did, and you know what? I did post it my be real. Yeah, so did I. Also, Raven, this is your last time I'm telling you, join our freaking spin class.
00:06:25
Speaker
so we can all watch out for the big girls. We didn't even do it yesterday. We did not do it yesterday. It ruined my joke. He plays this one song. What? If they can get me in without me changing it, I'll come. Oh, sorry. I don't think that's how that's going to work. But just what's your membership? On Wednesdays, I think I literally saw this in an email. On Wednesdays in the month of September, if you wear pink, I saw on the website that they let you bring in a guest for free. Hey, October.
00:06:54
Speaker
Yeah, on Wednesdays. Okay, great. So we'll, you know, we'll check that out, back check it, Casey. And Wednesday, we're all gonna go watch out for the big girls and we're gonna do a pre-workout taste test. Stop. Oh my god, that's literally like, no, the two classes this week sucked. They were so hard. Literally, Thursday, not Thursday, Wednesday, I wanted to push that man down.
00:07:23
Speaker
No, because first of all, like knock him off of the bike. I've never hit 160 in the class. Did you do it? Yes, I did it today. And when I say like, it was crazy. Because first of all, he's standing right over me and we do this thing called roller coaster, where you're trying to hit like your fastest speed and you're like, and he yells in your face.
00:07:46
Speaker
And so we're going, he's like 90, 100, 110, 120, 130. And then when he starts getting up to the 150, he starts yelling in a hybrid screen. He starts going.
00:07:59
Speaker
Yeah, but like, bless you. Thank you. And so now, and so they usually, usually I can like, if he's hitting 30, 130s and he's by me, I'm good. I can hit like 130 and stay there for a couple of seconds, but he stopped right by me. I think he did that because Alexis was going slow. Look, I was on my leg and I had a cramp.
00:08:26
Speaker
My foot was cramping. My pedals didn't have straps. Your pedals didn't have straps? No, but I committed because I wanted to, I like sitting next to you. I don't want to sit next to a stranger. All you had to do was tell me to move over or we could have sat in the front row when nobody in the front row. You know, I really didn't want to sit in the front row because then he's really gonna, he's gonna stand.
00:08:49
Speaker
what he was like standing there like I'm not moving I know you're not moving my legs just aren't moving that fast I know I feel like there's like lead in my legs like all of our things were at like 40 50 uh resistance pack a towel because you will sweat
00:09:08
Speaker
Just saying. There's no way. Seven minutes in and I'm already drenched. There's just no way that you will not sweat. No. Unless you like, you have Botox. I can't believe he didn't do, uh, watch out for the big girls though. But we still had, we still had up downs, but there was no. How am I supposed to make the joke if I can't watch out for the big girls? No, watch out for the big girls. Um, speaking of pre-workout, let me just go ahead and, you know,
00:09:35
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00:10:05
Speaker
in case you want to get pre-workout and tide pod for him. Doesn't that just sound cool? Okay, great. Great talk, guys. Great talk. Yeah, Raven, get off your phone. We're being friends right now. We have an announcement to make, too, while we're here.
TV Show Burnout and Dramatic Plot Twists
00:10:29
Speaker
What? Should I start off?
00:10:32
Speaker
I mean, I guess, I don't know what you're talking about, so. Let me not say our business name, just in case people want to Google it later. We here at this podcast have decided collectively we are not recapping Paradise. Yeah, guys. And it's not that we don't love everyone in this Paradise season. I'm a whore for Rodney.
00:11:00
Speaker
I love Arian, you know, Andrew, love him. It's just, I'm bachelor burnt out. Like genuinely, we've had too many seasons. Like usually we have like two, three months between each bachelor thing, but they just been coming back to back to back and I like cannot do it. So are we gonna recap the bachelor?
00:11:29
Speaker
Yes. Yeah. Okay. When is it happening? Yeah, we put two episodes together and then do like a fun episode in between. Or I say we just do like a quick little 10 minute. This is what happened in this episode. That's it. Instead of taking up the whole entire time because watching The Bachelor used to be fun. And now I have to take notes and actively like listen.
00:11:59
Speaker
And it's a lot. For someone who doesn't have the attention span to sit there for two hours and think about other people and not myself, it's very difficult. And I feel like I don't have a life. Especially now, it's on Mondays and Tuesdays. If it was just like a Monday situation, I think I would be fine. OK, wait, hold up. Casey, did you watch Fine 1 1?
00:12:25
Speaker
I was gonna say we've been doing shows to watch. Yes, yes. I've been trying to get you to watch 9-1-1 for like two weeks. Are you like all cut up, all cut up? I'm cut up. Oh my god. Tell us what happened. Okay y'all, spoiler for this new season of 9-1-1, the first like three episodes, right? So first episode back is fine, is dandy, who cares really?
00:12:56
Speaker
Second episode, I'm just going over the big thing that me and Raven are collectively freaking out about. Y'all could go watch the other stuff that happens. But Athena and Bobby are getting ready to go on a trip. They about to go on a cruise. They about to be old people in love on a cruise. Love it. She's FaceTiming her mama. Her dad is leaving just for her dad to have a stroke and drive his car through they son room. Boom.
00:13:25
Speaker
in the hospital in a coma. So they rushed down to Florida because obviously she got to go check on her parents. And while they're there, they're like with the mom, the mom is being all weird to Athena because I guess that's just how people's moms be sometimes. Yeah. And then, so they're talking about getting the sunroom redone and everything.
00:13:53
Speaker
and they meet up with a contractor, but who comes, was not the actual contractor, but the contractor's son, who Athena grew up knowing from around the neighborhood. They're all buddy, buddy. They're like, hey, what's up? Oh yeah, you used to chase me through the orange grub, this, that, the third. They start digging up the foundation of this sunroom to redo it. Guess what they find? A body. A body.
00:14:22
Speaker
That is what they find.
00:14:25
Speaker
And so now it turns out, yeah, of a little girl, it turns out this was a 45-year-old cold case that they are trying to solve. And they're like, who done it? And they think, they say, ooh, it's this man's house. It must've been him. So now, Athena's dad who's in a coma is suspect number one. And I gotta be honest, I thought he did it. Did you think he did it?
00:14:54
Speaker
Okay. So for a moment, I was like, okay, he did it. And then I was like, they're making it seem too much like he did it. So someone else had to do it. Yeah. I was like, I was like, there are a little bit too many suspicions. Like, why was he dirty that night he came home? Why did he come home late? They are trying too hard to make it seem like it was him. Yeah.
00:15:18
Speaker
But anyways, so they're trying to find out the case. Athena's really worried that her dad's like did it, but Bobby said, hey, it's time for you to take the lawn to your own hands and be Sherlock Holmes.
00:15:31
Speaker
And she goes, okay. So they start talking to people and they go to talk to the older sister of the little girl that died. And you know what's crazy? It's crazy that that woman has been living in the same neighborhood, essentially across the street from Athena and their family. And she never, and she never got the inkling that he may have killed her little sister, but they find the body. She got guns drawn, ready to shoot people. And Bobby,
00:16:01
Speaker
Bobby is like an old man, like he's not like attractive, but that moment he grabbed the gun, he goes, let go. That was the most dad thing I've ever seen. He was like, let go of the gun. But anyways, long story short, they find out that the person that killed the little girl was because the older sister and the younger sister snuck out to a party in the orange grove. And first of all, personally, I'm not an older sister.
00:16:29
Speaker
But if I was, ain't no way I'm giving my 10-year-old sister a beer. In no universe, I don't care what she tell my mama about me sneaking out. Or letting her walk home alone. Or letting her out of your sight at night with all these dudes around. And drunk dudes? Yeah. You telling me you let her wander, I would have been like, nope, you staying with me. And no, you're not drinking.
00:16:57
Speaker
enjoy the vibes you don't need alcohol your brain is the size of a pebble but anyways she's sitting there she goes oh i wonder where my sister's at she must have just went home because i told her to go home dumb
00:17:15
Speaker
But anyway, one of her friends, one of her friends had had gone to her little sister and the guy was like, Oh, do you need a ride home? It's too dark for you to be walking. And since this is like a boy in the neighborhood, that's like a good kid in the neighborhood that she knew she was like, Yeah, give me a ride home, right? And so he takes her out, he gives her another beer, red flag number like 10. Anyway,
00:17:41
Speaker
And then, and then he starts. When I tell you I was yelling in my car on my lunch break, watching this, yelling. I was sitting there, oh no, not again. Why he gotta be a pedophile? That's weird. I was so proud of her though. I was too, cause she was- You realized that situation so quick and- Yeah, and she was like, I don't like you catching me, get your hands off of me. And he's sitting there, yeah, you starting to fill out.
00:18:08
Speaker
Negro, please. But anyway, she's yelling at her sister and she goes, Tanya! And she's booking me. I'm sitting there, yes, run. And while they're doing this parallel, back in our timeline, 45 years in the future,
00:18:29
Speaker
Athena and everybody had figured it out and pieced it together that it was the contractor's son, Junior, that had killed the little girl. And they had tracked him to this orange grove and Bobby was fighting him because he was about to kill the older sister.
00:18:47
Speaker
And Bobby was fighting him. And then the older sister, like a dummy, right whenever Bobby was about to win, shot her gun and spooked him, and he got away. So in this parallel, there's the little girl running, booking it, trying to get back to her sister and get safe. And there's Athena running after Junior, who is running, who past Junior is running after the little girl. So now, the Chaser has become the Chase E.
00:19:13
Speaker
to another woman and it's like a full circle of things. So they're running, chasing them, chasing them. And there's a moment where the little girl looks behind her to see if he's back there and he's not. And boom, he's right in front of her. He grabs her over the mouth and we all know what happened next. Okay. Oh, also the end part with the dad in the room and they bring out the whole box.
00:19:39
Speaker
Oh, shoot, I must not finish the episode. I must not finish the episode. So they're there, you want me to tell you? Yeah. So they go to like interrogate the dad and like figure out if he knew about it. And he was like, I'm just trying to protect my son. And then so they come in with this whole box of stuff and they found like, I guess like trophies from like six different girls. Oh my gosh, I can't believe I didn't finish the episode.
00:20:11
Speaker
Yep, I did not finish the episode. He killed- But he didn't like do like anything. But actually like you know if she would have made it back to her sister the rest of those dudes at that party would have definitely like beat him up for being creepy towards a little girl.
00:20:36
Speaker
And it would have ruined his reputation. But I guess once he got a taste of killing, he just can't. But what about, that is literally gross. How do you protect somebody that you know is killing somebody? Question. If I just started it, do I need to start from the beginning? Not really. OK.
00:21:02
Speaker
I think you should. It's really good. Yeah, you should. What is it on Hulu? Yeah. Oh, and it was my Paramount Plus ad free subscription ends. Then I'll get that. Oh, and like, also, please tell me you watched the resident too. Oh, oh my God. This week's episode was literally insane. Yeah. But also, um, what's her name and Conrad? I don't like it.
00:21:32
Speaker
Objectively, I hate it. The girl he's with right now. Yes. Not the girl who has a crush on him. No, I'm Team Billy. I am the team, neither of them, for some reason. Really? Like, I don't like... What's her name? I don't like Billy with him, and I don't like the other girl with him. What is her name? It's Chase? That sounds right. It sounds...
Bachelor in Paradise Cast Dynamics
00:22:00
Speaker
not really.
00:22:01
Speaker
Oh. So we're 20 minutes in. Are we actually reading this week? Yeah, because I took the notes. Well, I mean. Racheler at part one and part two. So I'm no help in this episode. I didn't either, but I will commentate on people that I do like. I feel like didn't we already talk about Bachelor in Paradise?
00:22:26
Speaker
Oh, last week. Last week we did. And it's a six week, two episodes a week thing. So, you know, we do have to talk about it once a week. It's okay. I'll just give my thoughts each week now instead of having to take notes. Thank God. Okay. We finally got to see the intro of everyone, you know, like crawling on the beach and whatnot.
00:22:53
Speaker
No, no, no, they weren't. Victoria Fuller's back. And for those of you who don't know, which probably like everybody, she was on. Peter. Peter's season, pilot Pete. I was about to say Colton. I love my re-virginized queen. I actually really do like Victoria Fuller. A part of me wants to think that she's not anymore. Really? Yeah.
00:23:23
Speaker
Because, um, because I'm so over this, I already looked to see what happened. So yeah. Um, that's all I got to say about that. At least two of us on this podcast know how the ending happens. Um, do you know all of what happens? Right? Oh, nevermind. Okay. Um,
00:23:48
Speaker
Yeah, so Victoria comes in, she takes Justin on the date, and they do like a four-wheeling course. Genevieve is spiraling because she's like so worried he's gonna come back and like wanna be with her. Which, first of all, she is so extra. And she's like going crazy, asking everybody like, goodbye, so much she should do. Kira is like crazy and obsessed with Casey, even though she's like, when we get to the rose ceremony, she is all for Jacob.
00:24:20
Speaker
And she gets like a really upset thing. He doesn't want her basically. Okay, why wasn't Jake? Wait, I watched the first episode. Jacob was not in it. Like, I like forgot he was on the show. I thought that I missed something and he had gone home. That's how much he wasn't on the show. Well, you know, they also like aren't giving Brandon and Serene any airtime anymore. Because like, you know, why put cameras on couples that are kind of last basically?
00:24:52
Speaker
Um, Hailey decides that she wants to pull Logan because she sees him getting close to Shanae and she's getting kind of jealous. Um, I don't really like her so I don't care if she stays or if she goes. Um, it seems like Logan doesn't like her at all because he's just so unamused. And then Shanae gets a date card and she takes Logan.
00:25:15
Speaker
Haley's annoyed. Sally's luggage comes and Sally's not there. And then the producers put on this weird like, um...
00:25:24
Speaker
skit of them reenacting what happened trying to get sally to come to paradise and i would just like to say there's no reason why they should be putting that much effort into getting somebody to paradise if she does not want to leave her toxic relationship with her fiance don't make her go because obviously she doesn't want to go but spoiler alert we find out in the preview ending of yesterday no today's thursday tuesday's episode she comes so
00:25:51
Speaker
again don't know why we needed to do all of that maybe we just didn't have enough to fill the air with um they go through her luggage which honestly is kind of rude like you open the luggage you what sally uh the one who was engaged went to Clayton's room first yeah and she was trying to give her the rose yeah she's
00:26:16
Speaker
She went back with her fiance after they broke up after she left Clayton season Then they like got back together then they broke up again And then they got back together and then she decided she wanted to come on paradise But then she was like I need to go talk to him first So that's what she did. She locked the producer in the trunk of the car for four hours IRL Yeah, because yeah Wells was telling a story because if he saw the producer in the car with Sally He wasn't gonna let her go
00:26:46
Speaker
So they put the producer in the car, in the trunk of the car for like four hours. She said, I was only going to be gone 20 minutes. It was four hours. She comes back and she's like, I just don't think I'm going to go. But then she decided she was going to go. So they get to the airport. She's arguing with the producer back and forth. The producers like, look, the gay Asian is telling us we got to get on this plane. We're getting on this plane. If you're not, stay here. So basically that's how Sally's luggage got there.
00:27:08
Speaker
her luggage made it on the plane. Sally did not make it on the plane. So apparently, at this point, like she's supposed to come, we just don't know when, but I mean, she comes. But yeah, they like go through her luggage, they take all of her clothes out, they take her vibrator out, which again, why would you touch that? Like we're on God's green earth.
00:27:29
Speaker
in your head does it tell you let me pick up this vibrator turn it on uh i don't know maybe she maybe wave it around maybe they thought it was like a producer plant and so they were like obviously this is a fresh this is a fresh one that's never been touched and it's not like how do i you know we'll just mark this episode explicitly it's not one of those vibrators like you just
00:27:54
Speaker
It's only for the outside. No, this is entering into that sacred area of the world. Why would you touch that? I'm telling you, they probably thought it was like a producer plant because why would they have labeled her luggage with little scotch tape saying Sally?
00:28:10
Speaker
It is her luggage. Her luggage made it to Paradise. Why would they have put it in the room? If she's not there, why would they? If she did not come, if she was not there, but why would they put her luggage in there days before she was in there? That makes no sense because everyone knows they keep before you go on the beach, they keep you in a separate part of the hotel. So that's where her luggage should have been. So they're probably like, Oh, this is like a producer plant because Sally's not really here. Let's look through it. And they probably didn't think it was like a real one.
00:28:40
Speaker
they thought she was there anyways um basically after all of that said and done they're waving the vibrator around on the beach kira then takes the vibrator goes to the boom boom room and uses it what i did not think you were gonna say that i didn't either
00:29:04
Speaker
No, I'm being serious. I literally, I dislike Kira so much. We end before commercial with the vibrator noise, her closing the door and winking. I literally can't stand Kira. Yeah. You telling me you went to school all those years to be a doctor just to be a weirdo? You could have done that without a doctoral degree.
00:29:29
Speaker
Suggesting it's back from the day and Genevieve is upset that he's not talking to her Like he didn't talk to her as soon as he got back. It was like 20 minutes They were sitting in the corner just like awkwardly like making weird eye contact with each other and then he told her about the day She says she's checked out because he doesn't have a definitive answer like he didn't come back He's like I'm gonna pursue you. I don't want her So yeah, um, then Romeo Romeo and Jill, you know, like after their little Wait, what are you saying?
00:30:00
Speaker
Oh, amen. Um, after their little like, you know, tit for tat and last week's episode, you think, you know, like, we're moving in a positive speed, like, they're gonna, you know,
00:30:13
Speaker
Give this a try. No, Romeo decides I'm not all in. I'm going to go have a conversation with Britney and tell her I think I want to pursue this relationship and then try and kiss her. And Britney's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Out of respect for Jill, I think you should have a conversation with her. Jill sees all of this going down. And she's like, that's not cool with me. We're done. This door is firmly shut, as it should be. And she even goes, like, as far as saying, if you gave me your rose, I wouldn't accept it. Last, because she did accept it.
00:30:44
Speaker
Oh, dang. We should say it after then. Right. So we ended the first episode with the rose ceremony, but I kind of basically just told you everything. Romeo also goes and tries to like make a connection with Haley, and then he tries to get back together with Kira, and he starts like having breakdowns on the beach and crying. Basically, everyone's trying to get Jacob's rose because they don't know where it's going. We're in episode two now, by the way.
00:31:11
Speaker
Justin says he's trying to pursue Victoria when he was having a conversation with Genevieve, but then he ends up giving his rose to Genevieve, so weird. Victoria Fuller and Jacob, not Jacob, Johnny hit it off, they start kissing, and basically he kicked Hunter to the curb. Yep. Hunter, Hailey, and Kira got sent home
00:31:43
Speaker
Logan's like really into Shanae. Genevieve and Justin are moving into a new direction and then Aaron and James come down and you know they have the double date card. They take Genevieve and Shanae on a date and honestly they got along very well. There was no drama. Oh that's what that shrimp heart thing on Twitter meant that Bachelor in Paradise post.
00:32:08
Speaker
Justin is sad that Genevieve went because she was like, even if he asked me, I'm like, there's no connection. Like we've met a couple of times and there's never been like that type of connection. So he was like kind of upset when she said yes to go on the date because he felt like that was so like disrespectful to him. Genevieve and Aaron kissed. Ashley and Ashley, I and Jared came down and it's not like they're coming to like candidate card. They're coming to stay for a while.
00:32:38
Speaker
Which is weird. Like, go, you have a baby. Who? Ashley and Jared. Then Rodney comes down, and this is when we get to the whole teddy drama.
00:32:54
Speaker
And so she starts talking with Rodney, and she then realizes that there's something missing between her and Andrew, and so she goes and she sits by herself for a little bit, and then she cries, and then she decides she needs to talk to Andrew, tell him that she doesn't want to be with him anymore, and then they break it off. She goes and cries again. Jill comes and talks to her. She explains what's going on. And then after all of that, Rodney's still talking to other women, by the way, and he's really excited to see Teddy.
00:33:21
Speaker
But after all of that, Teddy decides, I'm going home. I don't want to think about anybody. I'm going home. I'm leaving. Put me in the car. Let's go to the airport. So that's what she did. And then we end episode two with Rodney coming back, and he's shocked because Teddy is not there. And then we get all the commercials of Sally coming. Who else? Somebody else came down. I think that Teddy's going to come back for Rodney. OK.
00:33:54
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Let's see, I think it's saved on our podcast, Instagram. One of them, no, I saved the TikTok video, but I'm not gonna play it. One of them comes back, and there was a picture of the four people who went home, and I'm gonna assume that Teddy comes back, but she posted that thing on her Instagram that she was very proud of herself for leaving. So I also don't think she comes back, and if I had to guess who it was, it'd either be Kira or it'd be Hunter.
00:34:22
Speaker
Um because Hailey basically left saying I've been on The Bachelor and I've been on Paradise and I still have never received a rose. Hmm yeah and that's basically all you missed on Glee.
Nick Viall's Book and TV Show Excitement
00:34:39
Speaker
Oh um are y'all gonna read Nick Byle's book? I literally just heard about that book and something in me thinks
00:34:50
Speaker
Nick Viall is currently dating like a 22 year old, right? He writes 22. She's 22 to 25. Oh, I don't know if I'm trying to listen to Nick Viall about dating. Oh, the book is about dating. Yeah, it's a dating book. I thought it was a memoir. It's like a relationship advice book.
00:35:20
Speaker
Don't text your ex happy birthday. Yeah, that's right. None of your exes do like you very much, and one of them just had a baby. And then Jason went on his podcast this week. Oh, Jason Tartik? No, Jason A. Jason from Gabby and Rachel Susan. Well, that's pretty much it.
00:35:48
Speaker
you know, maybe your next Paradise recaps are really just gonna be all the things that I hated from the week. And it's not gonna take up, you know, a lot of your time, maybe like two minutes. But you know, this also gives me space to bring back my segment, my one segment that didn't see the light of day, where I discuss all of the TV shows that I watch throughout the week. Now that I don't have to focus on The Bachelor, I,
00:36:18
Speaker
I'm free to watch Survivor, Amazing Race, all of the housewives, rent free. And I am free to watch New Amsterdam, The Resident, 911, Abbott Elementary, Bob's Burgers. That's still on. Alexis, leave me alone. Grey's Anatomy Watcher. It's still on.
00:36:47
Speaker
First of all, Bob's Burgers is such a good show. Their residency program got cancelled. They can't leave on a negative note. They could have ended it there. You know what? Y'all should really get into Survivor because I have a feeling one day I'm going to go on it. I said it here, folks. I'm not going to speak that into existence, but I think I may audition at some point. What, the Amazing Race?
00:37:16
Speaker
No survivor. I am faithfully a watcher. Yeah, girl. No, it's Friday. No, it's Friday. I know. You know what our next podcast episode should be? Part two of our high school experience.
00:37:47
Speaker
We go, we go like full, rip the bandage off. No, okay.
Nostalgia and Future Podcast Ideas
00:37:58
Speaker
Are you thinking? Oh, I'm not, I'm looking at the thing. My head's just tilted back. My eyes are on me. You probably can't see them. Oh, so is that a yes? No, maybe so.
00:38:17
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maybe because we always said we were going to make a part two we should interview people um we actually promised it at the beginning of this episode last week so i mean for that episode who interview we don't talk to nobody from that school no more uh i'm not gonna say it but i'll say it after we end this our old principal
00:38:45
Speaker
because I think a couple of people would actually do it. Who? You don't like my person? And one of the people that you're referring to, I think would actually do it. And he would broadcast it everywhere. I don't want him anywhere near this podcast. Why? Do I love him? Yes. He is an amazing man that I deeply appreciate. I don't want him anywhere near this.
00:39:12
Speaker
nowhere near it. Do you know how much like, listens you get though? I don't care. Literally? Because no, because listening to literally leads to listening to the rest. And I don't want that. Y'all middle aged. Oh, no, I don't care. Even I've come to the conclusion. This I don't care about because, you know, I've already said it. Now I'm just publicizing it for you to hear.
00:39:38
Speaker
No. I, as much as I really love and appreciate that man, and he is a great guy, can't say enough good things about him, I want him nowhere near this. What about his children? No. I feel like a couple people, like if we asked, would probably say yes.
00:40:05
Speaker
I don't know who. Actually, I do know one person. Actually, no, they'd probably say no. Yeah, disregard. But I say we should do it because we got nothing to lose. You can't take my diploma away. It doesn't exist anymore. And no one who really cares deeply
00:40:34
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listens to this yeah i'm speaking of our old school rip to our sixth grade history teacher oh my god she's a real one teacher i wanted to have her for bible so bad you never had her for bible no uh i wanted to be in her class so bad because that's the class that all of the like funny like when we were in sixth grade all the like funny eighth grade boys are in
00:41:03
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oh i was in that class and y'all were always coming out of class being like oh my god he's so funny in class tonight and i had and i was the only sixth grader in my class so i didn't have any friends in my bible class and i was just there with like my class was like basically all eighth graders and i was the only sixth grader in there and y'all would be so much this was so fun and i'd be like my prayer partner this year is
00:41:33
Speaker
the six weeks is. I'm like, I gotta make my prayer partner a card and y'all are sitting there. I forgot about those. I still have mine, I think. I still have mine. I think I only had her for, when did we have- Eighth grade. Eighth grade. When did we have that religion class? I was in high school, but y'all had it. I didn't have it. You weren't in the religion class? No. No, it was just us. Oh. I was with us and dropped.
00:42:03
Speaker
Yeah. I was moved. Wait, so now I'm trying to think who was my Bible teacher seventh grade? I had Miss. Mm hmm. Because I remember, I remember our science teacher being my Bible teacher eighth grade, but I don't remember who I had seventh grade. Yeah, who had seventh grade?
00:42:30
Speaker
I mean, there's only two, there's only two options. No, we had her seventh grade, eighth grade, we had our English teacher. Our English teacher, God. Yeah, okay. When you said that, it rang a bell. I remember because we had these dumb little workbooks that were like blue. Because that was when one of our friends and another one of who are used to be our friend started dating.
00:42:56
Speaker
kind of or like they were dating and they were like you know really close then and I sat next to them and so it was always weird and we sat next to yeah um that is when you and um uh boy who shall not be named who is always felt nice yo yo yo boy started canoodling y'all y'all do you know who i'm talking about
00:43:23
Speaker
They never, don't want me. Yes, Raven. Boy who shall not be named who always spelled nice and, or no, I'll say this, had a really cute cousin and you started. Y'all. Boy who shall not be named is blowing up. Boy who shall not be named is single, I think. Boy who shall not be named is single.
00:43:50
Speaker
No, I think he is. I'm joking. The way who shall not be named took down all the pictures. TikTok? Ms. Thang took down all the pictures. He's stalking. And you know what? I support it. I support it. And Boy was talking about something about communication on Twitter.
00:44:13
Speaker
I think Homie is single. I could have sworn I just saw that comment on his last thing though. Can you slide into the DMs? If it's gone. But also... Because I... Homie is local. I told y'all. I fully supported Casey. But I also like all the pictures got deleted. Which one? The most recent one? They don't have pictures like on Instagram.
00:44:43
Speaker
Sorry if boy who shall not be named is listening to this. I highly doubt he's listening to this. Hey. Oh my goodness. What if he is listening to this? Bishop Bird's piano? Yeah, I don't think she is. Oh, she deleted all of the pictures too. I feel like she's going to have just pictures of him. Well, true, she's like an influencer. What? OK.
00:45:13
Speaker
What is that? Oh. What is that? No! It's not recent! Well, it's not recent, but it's still on her page. No. Yeah, but it's only one. Okay, but the real... The real... Yeah, but her TikTok. Yeah, I was gonna say the real test is her TikTok. I don't know. I don't know her TikTok. She has a business...
00:45:39
Speaker
Let me not say the name just in case somebody goes and reports it out. Should I watch her story? Stop, I'm reading. I got none to lose. Hey, do it. Oh, she works in Georgia? Wait, we can't both be watching her story. Wait a minute, I thought we decided I was doing it. It don't matter. Should I follow her on the ground? It don't matter. She's getting married. You're in a long-term relationship. As long as I don't watch it, we'll be fine.
00:46:09
Speaker
Okay, but this was five days ago. He has a link tree. What's the comment tree? He's paying $3.99 a month for that. That could be a friendly heart eyes. It was, yo, fire emoji, crying, I don't know, heart eye emoji, it's the voice for me. And he said thank you, thank you. Maybe they could have ended the terms amicably. Well, that thank you thing didn't sound too nice. Amicably, amicably. I follow him on TikTok.
00:46:41
Speaker
He's, all he does is post like, nevermind, I'm really gonna give it away if I say that. Content, we'll say that. But if it is true and they are no longer a thing, please slide into the DMs. I would be more than happy to have him back in our friend group once again, where he probably rightfully belongs. Yeah. I feel like he got too much going on to be in our friend group though.
00:47:10
Speaker
not even for the for you to date him more for like the funny aspect you know we need one more funny person i feel like he's not very funny oh well you know if he's really curious if he did come back into our friend group we basically would have to get to re-know him yeah because it's been like all over again yeah i don't know nothing about this man
00:47:34
Speaker
Gosh, should we just redo our entire whole friend group? Get the dude that plays football. Get him. The dude who plays football. Yeah. The one I went to prom with? No. We were never friends with him. You were the only person that was friends with him. Yeah. No, I'm talking about the one
00:48:00
Speaker
Who has, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, not no more, but whatever. Oh, no, no. I'm gonna veto that one. Who else are we missing? My cousin. Yeah, right. Casey's love interest. Think Romeo and Juliet.
00:48:29
Speaker
freshman English. We always forced Casey to read with this one specific person. I'm pretty sure you sat next to him. Hey, hey, hey, think, hey, think, hey. Light skin. Hey, you from Jamaica? That's the ball. Wait, you're Jamaican? That means you're from Puerto Rico? Okay, I got it, I got it, I got it. I don't think we'd like a lot of the people now. No, because we, oh well.
00:48:59
Speaker
Do y'all think that y'all have changed since? I feel like, yeah, we've changed a lot since then. Really? Maybe it's just because I still know you. Don't y'all think? I'm only saying that because I think it's because I still know you and I've also been your friend through all of these changes. So like, some would just be kind of awkward and like, oh, yeah. Yeah, like what friendship you had before probably is not there.
00:49:27
Speaker
You know who really should never mind Casey said she didn't like him anymore I Can't say his name Give us a descriptor like we've been using Junior high he was really tall friends with the blonde tall kid. They all played on football together His initials are JV
00:49:53
Speaker
Y'all y'all know I'm not saying that I said that he looked what did I say? Something like he purchased away on the internet. He portrays himself He could still be like a really nice goofy kid But on the internet he portrays himself as a not
00:50:16
Speaker
nice person yes well no he could still be nice but he pretty like his look just gives his vibe gives like i don't know no okay no because he is a criminal i'm not gonna call him a criminal he's not a criminal i know he's not a criminal but the person i was thinking that he gives off the same vibe as is a criminal and i don't want a little huddy i'm criminal no oh
00:50:48
Speaker
Well, then who? I forget it. I forget it. I can't think of a valid comparison. But I'm sure he's still a very nice dude. He gives off bad internet vibes. He needs to fix his digital footprint. We should have a junior high reunion instead of a high school reunion, because I really think I liked them more than the high school people. It was just because everybody left in high school.
00:51:17
Speaker
We'll know, but like, if you're really thinking about it, all the people that we went to high school with. Jail. Married. There's no in-betweens. It's jail. Married. Hey, too. I ain't never been to jail. Oh, sorry. Jail. Married. Casey. Um, no. Because I know one other person
00:51:45
Speaker
that also hasn't been in jail and isn't married. I know plenty of people. All three of us technically get this point. Yeah. Okay. Yes. But you see where I'm going. Like if you think about our high school class, jail, married, gives off jail. Do I give off jail? I feel like some people are thriving. I do too.
00:52:13
Speaker
Workaholics. That's our category. A lot of people don't care. What? Wait, what? Can we end this podcast? Oh, yeah. OK, bye. Bye.