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56: SOTS (songs of the summer)!
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Hi, y'all, and welcome back to this week's episode! This week we are giving thoughts on the songs of the summer and talking about Kaci's dating life! Happy Friday!!!
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Transcript
Exploration of 'Song of the Summer' Concept
00:00:01
Speaker
Y'all, I was told that we don't talk about anything deep on our podcast. So I think in honor of being told that, we should just jump right into the topic. What makes a song of the summer? Who told you that we don't talk about anything deep? I mean, we don't. One of the most painters in my life. Yes, we do, guys. We get so deep. What? About high school trauma?
00:00:30
Speaker
know about everything. We have a deep and meaningful friendship. And I appreciate y'all every day of my life. Casey, as you've like, you know, pointed out, we're your only friends. So I mean, your options are slim.
00:00:49
Speaker
Ah, okay. Shoot. My bad. I take it back. I don't appreciate y'all. I know. I appreciate that you appreciate me. I would just like the record to be known that you yourself have said that you only have two friends. Okay. I didn't say I have one friend group because there's three of us. This makes a group. I have singular friends, but we are a group. We are a trio. I was going to say a group is four.
00:01:19
Speaker
Well, we are a trio. Thank you. And honestly, trios are better than four-person groups. Are they? Yeah, because you always have a tiebreaker. Someone told me in Raven that a while ago, whenever we were talking about how we have a three-person friendship, and they were like, oh, that's perfect, because you always have a tiebreaker. And we were like, yeah, Alexis is always the tiebreaker. Who told us that?
00:01:46
Speaker
i've only heard that it's always one person feels left out yeah i've heard that and also like you know if we like went on a roller coaster one person would have to sit by themselves but you don't ride a roller coaster i know that's why this friendship works out so well because if i did that would really suck i mean we probably just changed though we just rotate yeah but the fear of me and my little like spangling in the sky no
00:02:16
Speaker
And I've tried to move past it and get over it since being out of high school. It's not happening. Y'all, I don't know. I've never seen my mom go on a roller coaster.
Family Roller Coaster Experiences and Book Enthusiasm
00:02:28
Speaker
And I want to ride roller coasters at Disney. Oh, you're going to Disney in Paris. Yeah. But I've never seen my mom go on a roller coaster. So I don't even know if she rides roller coasters. I've never asked her. Because we went to Six Flags once as a family.
00:02:45
Speaker
and then never went back. Are you working? Me? Yeah. No. Oh, you're doing an awful lot of clicking. I can't do this thing without working. Yup. Oh. Yup. A book that I wanted the Arlington Library to get, they just got it. I'm so excited. What book? Speaking. Oh, go ahead. It's called Yellow Face.
00:03:14
Speaker
It's like, it's like a fiction book that I saw on tiktok was really good. I was just about to talk about that. Are you still not done with Icebreaker? Y'all are haters. Y'all are haters. This is one of my good reads. And y'all are mean. Oh, what does that mean? It's not a bad book.
00:03:36
Speaker
It's just slow to get into. And by the way, I should be making fun of your goodreads because who the heck is out here putting on the internet the author put their whole coochie in this book? She did. Crazy, that's weird. She put her whole entire, y'all listen to me. Hannah Grace, Hannah Grace, you did that. She was right. She, I'm telling you, she did. She put her whole coochie into it. And I love that for her. The Uber scene.
00:04:08
Speaker
That's a four coochie scene. I did finish a book today, though. Don't waste your time. It was very slow. My butt. The Things We Leave Unfinished. Yeah. I'm listening to Love on the Brain right now by Ali Hazelwood. And I finally, my rent came back around for Thunderhead, so I really need to finish that one this round.
Book Reviews and Awkward Dating Conversations
00:04:33
Speaker
And I DNF'd. I DNF'd a book this week, too.
00:04:38
Speaker
Um, the wisteria society of ladies of lady scoundrels. I bought that book because the cover was super pretty. So it's about these women like in like old England, our hybrids.
00:04:55
Speaker
and like or like assassins and one of the girls she gets a hit put out on her and then she ends up falling in love with the guy that's supposed to assassinate her but that's just what i know from the back of the book i like i really did not like it i've tried to read it and also listen to it and i just don't like it i'm waiting for the new emily henry book to um for people to finish reading it so i can read it from the library i don't want to buy it because it
00:05:22
Speaker
The cover is not really gonna go with my aesthetic in life. It's bright pink. I mean, all her covers are bright, but I'm not a fan. I didn't, I mean, I liked the people we meet on vacation. I just never finished it. So it couldn't have been that good. And there's another book I wanted to start. Oh my God, guys, when I tell y'all, I literally
00:05:53
Speaker
men on the internet are y'all the bok app the bok app is my own personal hell that app is filled with the worst men i have ever had the displeasure i was talking about the books that i was reading and this guy was like yeah i really want to read a book i'm thinking of either reading the giver quartet or maybe reading mine comp again
00:06:22
Speaker
Mein Kampf, the Hitler book. And I was like, breathe the giver. I'm like, first of all, I was like, why are your choices between some of the best young reader literature ever made and the Hitler book? And then he says, put some respect on my boy Adolf's name. Nigga, what is wrong with you? Casey!
00:06:49
Speaker
I'm sorry. He's lucky I added an A because I wanted to add an ER. What is wrong with you? You finished all of the Hawthorne Legacy books. Yeah, the last one was actually pretty good. Is it better than the first one? It's better than the first one. Okay, it goes, it goes three, one, two. I did not like one.
00:07:18
Speaker
I liked it. It was fun.
Book Series Discussions and Financial Fantasies
00:07:22
Speaker
I don't know why I haven't read the second one. Every time I start a series, I just only read the first one and then I think about coming back to it. I just really feel like sometimes, sometimes I don't like books if I can't put myself in that situation. And with the Hawthorne books, I couldn't put myself in that situation.
00:07:40
Speaker
You're telling me all I gotta do is live in a house for a year? I actually wouldn't even care about the mystery. Ooh, why do you leave me that money? That's between him and God. It's my money now. No, you'd be like, hmm, I've never met this man. No, no, I wouldn't. Why'd you leave me all this money? I just be like, this could be a clerical error. This just seems sus. And that's between him and God. No, it's sus guys. And I would live in that house with them people, and I would mama, I would become the worst landlord ever.
00:08:11
Speaker
No music after 3 p.m. No coming downstairs after 9 p.m. I'm locking doors. I'm putting locks on pantries. I'm becoming a tyrant until they want to leave. I will say. And then once they're all gone, I'm living in my house. I would have kicked them all out. You're also not allowed to. I mean, I know, but I would love nothing more than to change the locks and be like, oops.
00:08:41
Speaker
But like, honestly, and why did she end up going to school? Home school is a thing. Why do you need to go up to a school house? Even if it's a prestigious private school? I'm not doing it. I'm becoming a hermit until my year is up. And then I'm flaunting my cash on the Amalfi Coast, naked on a boat. I mean, not naked because she was a child, but me personally.
00:09:10
Speaker
Make it on a boat. This is why nobody's left you large amount of money. Because you'll be making on a boat.
00:09:25
Speaker
Yeah, on my own boat, I would rent out the ocean. I'd be like, I don't want nobody in this area of the ocean for 24 hours. I don't think that's possible. And then I'd just throw $2 million at somebody. I'd be like, here, take it. Make sure ain't nobody here. And they'd be like, OK, yes, ma'am, you smell. Hey, I want to eat at this restaurant. I don't want nobody in there. Here's $10,000.
00:09:54
Speaker
That's a lot of money just to be waving at people. Yeah, she's like almost a trillionaire. Oh shoot, let me not go on Instagram right now. OK. Also, I got a new phone. That's an update. If you ask Alexis, she says bullying works. If you ask me.
00:10:20
Speaker
bullying does not work. And also I did the cute little decoration thing. And when I tell y'all, I don't even use these buttons because it's so annoying. Cause they do like the little shortcut thing. I just go straight here and get my apps, but these just look pretty. Oh, Spotify has a little widget. Yeah. Oh, maybe I should do that.
00:10:47
Speaker
I've rearranged my home screen so many times now. I don't know how to work it still, even though I'm the one who did it. Like for so long, my Instagram app was in the little home thingy and now it's not there anymore.
Defining 'Songs of the Summer' Over the Years
00:11:05
Speaker
Okay, Kasey, kick us off. Okay, so Song of the Summer. So if you guys don't know Shameless Plug, we do have a playlist.
00:11:18
Speaker
It's linked. Called Song of the Summer. It is linked. So go and enjoy all the songs that we talk about in this podcast and all the ones to come that will be added now or in the near future. So yeah, Song of the Summer. Whenever I logged on, Alexis told me this is what we were going to talk about.
00:11:43
Speaker
and so okay well then just start off about it start off with what qualifies as a song of a summer or song of the summer is it like something current okay so three things that a song of the summer has to be it has to be catchy and easily learnable two it has to be able or be able to be used in an old navy commercial
00:12:07
Speaker
I don't think so. Yes. I guess that's Alexis's role. Okay. Catchy. Used commercially. Played constantly. Played constantly. Because about damn time was always on the radio. I don't even listen to the radio. It has to be a no skipper.
00:12:32
Speaker
like for it to be a song of the summer you have to never want to skip it when it comes in your rotation like a song of the summer can't be a skippable song it has to be a no skipper i mean sometimes i do like to skip but like a song of the summer is a no skipper like songs that i think are songs of the summer i never skip them hmm interesting
00:12:59
Speaker
I wish you would have told me this earlier, or I would have wrote down a list of some of my favorite songs of the summer. Now I'm just pulling them off the top of my head. Well, I mean, let's see. Last year, Lizzo, does anyone actually make a list of songs of the summer, or do we all just collectively agree? I feel like I have some songs that give off the vibe song of the summer, but I don't know if they came off in the summer.
00:13:30
Speaker
Yeah. Since everyone collectively agrees that summer 2016 was the best summer ever, what was the song of the summer doing? Summer 2016 was such a good summer.
00:13:48
Speaker
I remember our song of the summer in summer 2016 was, shut up and dance with me this moment, it's not destiny. She said, ooh, ooh, ooh. That was our personal friend group song of the summer. It was. It really was. We were, we were, that song had us all in a choke hold. Oh my gosh, freshman year song of the summer.
00:14:16
Speaker
Fancy, but it is the only one. Fancy, so like 2014? Yeah. Fancy, 2013, 2014, fancy. I don't remember one for like sophomore years. I remember our basketball song, but that's not really the summer. What was our basketball song? You know. I don't know.
00:14:47
Speaker
Is it sexual? Is it sexual? No. I'm a big... I have no idea what you're saying. Was it big pimp? Was it what? I don't think so. Oh, young pimp. Okay. I was young pimp. Was I supposed to say that alone? Oh, that's not the song I was talking about. That was what... That was middle school. Yeah, because I briefly remember that being a thing when Darius was there. What was the song?
00:15:15
Speaker
song we played every single time on the way basketball games. I don't remember. Are you gonna text me? Okay, cool. Y'all, I had a personal, so I have seasons for songs during, it was like, it was one of my, whatever, whenever, um, shoot.
00:15:40
Speaker
Whenever As Long As You Love Me by Justin Bieber came out, that was my song of the summer, personally. I used to make sure I played that song before I got out the car every single time. It's not even that good. That's a random song. I used to, as long as you love it. It really is. It wasn't even that good. It wasn't even played all the time. Oh my God. But Big Sean's part,
00:16:07
Speaker
There was a Big Sean song that was like on all the time. Oh my God. Beware? Or was it Beware? No. It was the one where he was like, um, population match, match the death toll. Cause I remember it was like, we asked our, we asked one of our teachers, what does it mean if a population also matched the death toll? And he was like, what kind of question is that?
00:16:37
Speaker
What song is that? Oh, somebody has done this. They've recorded every single song of the summer from the past 46 years. I don't care about the ones that I wouldn't laugh for. In 2009, I Got a Feeling by Black Eyed Peas.
00:17:04
Speaker
It's called guap. Oh, oh, I love that song. So I do too. Call me maybe. Call me maybe that was like going into eighth grade 2012. Yeah, Casey, you were right. Fancy 2014. It's 2015 cheerleader. Okay, they played that all the time at cheer camp.
00:17:32
Speaker
That's true. And oh my god, I went y'all I went to digi fest when digi fest was a thing. And I was standing there like, Hey, who's your cheerleader? And I go, I like this one's for you. And they go, I think that I found myself a cheerleader. Okay, besides our personal song of the summer. Technically, that was the summer that the Drake album came out.
00:18:01
Speaker
and one dance is very popular. I don't know the title of it. Views from the six. Oh. The one where he's on the little, the Sears tower. Yeah. 2017 was Despacito. Yes.
00:18:19
Speaker
I mean, yes, but like, not my personal song of the summer. No, but absolutely. My personal song of the summer, in 2017, was that song by, we're roll, chippin' rollin' with the... Oh, Cam Brown. Yes, that was mine. 2018 is in my feelings. I don't know if I agree with that one. I don't even know that song. It's the Drake song. I can't think of it. I can't think of the song. That was what, freshman year of college?
00:18:51
Speaker
like the summer. 2019, Old Town Road. Okay, yeah. 2020, Rockstar. Okay. I don't know that song. 2021, Good For You. I'm sorry. I believe that. Olivia Rodrigo is not Song of the Summer material. I would, when I tell you. I got my heart broken. I'm crying in my car alone. Driver's license.
00:19:21
Speaker
She's supposed to be releasing a new album. I know. I can't wait. I hope it's good. Speaking of things being released, y'all are going to have to get on your Jonas Brothers songs here soon. I mean, you got time. It's in October. No, Raven needs to get on her big time rush before she gets on her Jonas Brothers. No, literally, because that album can exist with her homework. You got 22 days. Do your homework.
00:19:49
Speaker
stop lollygagging, watching. Instead of watching whatever you watch while you're working, turn on Big Tom Rush. No, watch the show. Turn on Big Tom Rush. I don't, I just, I tried. I want you in trying meetings. You're not trying hard enough. The new album comes out on Friday. So I got 22 days to learn most of the words.
00:20:15
Speaker
okay yeah i can i'll probably listen to the new album i need some sitting songs so i can't like you know like it all i'm about to be the biggest fan girl at that concert oh shoot i'm not gonna be i'm gonna be oh my god why can't i get to my thing i will i'm such a logan girly that um
00:20:42
Speaker
It's just going to be great. I got, I'm a big, I'm a big, like, okay. In the show, I'm a Logan Gurley. IRL, I'm a Kindle Gurley. Oh, in the show, I was a Kindle Gurley. IRL, I'm a Logan Gurley. He's got that hand tat. It looks really nice. Oh my gosh. I just feel like he looks like older now. I don't know. I feel like Kindle also looks older, but I don't know. I just feel like they look like a different kind of older.
00:21:09
Speaker
speaking of boy bands. People now are like, I used to be such a Nick girl and now I just know Kevin's the way to go. Some of us who have been Kevin girls since the beginning always knew Kevin was the way to go. Joe, girls unite. No, I am a forever a Kevin girly. I don't care if that means dancing. Joe, Joe. Wow, this is a very divided friendship. And now we all know who we're going to dress up as.
00:21:39
Speaker
Oh, I think that was the best one to dress up as. No, literally the straight hair.
Concert Preparations and Upcoming Events
00:21:45
Speaker
We gotta get like skinny ties. Ransack in the thrift store. A nice curly wig. We gotta get our purity rings together. Yeah, I already have mine. I already have mine.
00:22:09
Speaker
You seem like a fine mind from back in middle school. Oh, God. Wait, y'all actually wore purity rings? Yes. I didn't know that. Casey, I was married to Jesus. Wow. Ayo, Jesus. She cheated on you. Just air it out there. Ayo, Jesus. Jesus, you saw her get married. You're omniscient. You be seeing what she's doing.
00:22:39
Speaker
Divorce her. Oh, Lord. Me. Wrong hand, wrong hand. Or the, I think their first album they were wearing all red. Actually, no, we decided on the umbrella cover. So like when people ask us what we're dressed as, we could just... Yeah, we have to get the umbrellas too. We have to take pictures beforehand.
00:23:00
Speaker
We do. What day is this concert on? It's a Saturday. Saturday. It is? Yeah. Wait, what Saturday? Oh, it's not August. It's not August. It's in October. October? Yes. Why did I think it was in August? That was the one here is in August. Oh, I've been telling people that it's in August. Even like the nosebleeds for that one are around 248 now.
00:23:29
Speaker
Oh my gosh. That stadium's big. I'm going tomorrow. Or where? A Rangers game. Me too! Ew. Wait, no. Never mind, I'm going on Saturday. Oh. With who? Why'd you say ew? We're friends. With who? My job got tickets again. So you're going with people from work?
00:23:57
Speaker
Well, no, I'm bringing my parents and my brother. Oh, I thought you were going to say you were gone on a date. That would have been more exciting. God, I wish. I guess I haven't been striking out. A guy asked me to go bowling on Saturday, but I have to work in the morning, and then I'm going to that baseball game, and then I'm not going to go and want to go bowling with a dude. He has locks, and they're like down here. And he's a therapist.
00:24:29
Speaker
which means he probably won't have insane communication issues. Maybe you should like, hang out with him during the week. Why would I do that? Okay, nevermind. You know, I've heard a lot of people go get drinks during the week. So that way, you know, it takes the pressure off like a first date. And then you save like your, your sit down communication, fun activity things for like the weekends. But, um,
00:24:57
Speaker
I mean, but like, genuinely, I feel like I'm kind of the worst person to date because like for the next month, people are like, Oh my God, are you free this weekend? That's why I said during the week. I guess drinks is so casual. Like you take a sip and you if you need an emergency, you text us. It's literally like no strings attached. If you like them, you don't. Or if you like them, you like them. If you don't, you don't.
00:25:22
Speaker
I only go on dates on weekdays. I just feel like you want to grab drinks during the week. Where am I going? But I don't have a place like that. Where do I grab drinks at? I don't know. Take them to downtown Fort Worth. Sit at a little bar. Call it a day. What bar? Any bar. Casey, you're the one. Which one? Out of the three of us, you go out the most. So I'm giving you options. We've been going. You've got to pick a plate. We've been going to Timmy's a lot lately.
00:25:51
Speaker
Oh, that's great. Oh, see, it's there. No strings attached. There's a bar. There's alcohol. You can get a look at Azadea. Y'all, I, first of all, I don't go to bars. I go to outings. Ain't nobody sitting and having a conversation inside poor decisions. That place is for debauchery. Debauchery only. Or take him to the Little Speak Easy by, um... Dirty Laundry. I mean, that's right, by Jimmy's.
00:26:21
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah, just like somewhere quiet. Yeah, just go happy hour one day. Like that's not loud. Happy hour at Chimiz. That, Raven, one day you go to happy hour at Chimiz and I'll go at the same time. It's just random.
00:26:42
Speaker
Well, Raven, try to get a little week's notice, and I'll try to set something up. And then I'll just be edgy. If you set something up, then I'll just go. I'll just be like, hey, y'all want to go to Happy Hour today? And they'll be like, yeah. Oh, OK, OK, OK. OK, I'll set something up. And then, OK, cool. We'll hit Happy Hour. And then if you walk in and you see it looks like I'm bored and not having a good time, you can just be like, oh my god, Casey, is that you? And I'll be like, wait, Raven?
00:27:11
Speaker
I'm like, oh no, this was like my best friend in high school. That's not believable at all.
00:27:23
Speaker
we're putting a lot of emphasis on best friend first of all y'all first of all I've done this to someone before and they fell for it my first ever date ever in the world I did this and it was Raven and Ethan at the Park small
00:27:44
Speaker
And Raven came up to the mall, and there was a moment, and right before, and right when I saw y'all, I primed it. I told them, I was like, yeah, I'm kind of worried that I'm gonna like see some people I know. And then I made sure me and Raven ran into each other, and I was like, oh my god, Raven! I was like, I know her from high school! And we walked away, he's like, isn't it crazy that you just said that you...
00:28:10
Speaker
Oh my god, you're right. That is so insane. And I pulled it off. He suspected nothing. When he got home. Evan. It was Evan? Oh. It was Evan. Yep. And that's what happened on my very first date ever in the universe. He was? Yeah.
00:28:38
Speaker
He was also my first, I don't really count him as being my first kiss though, because that kiss was trash and his little rat stash scratched me. I count like my second kiss as actually being my first kiss. Have you seen Evan on the dating apps anymore? Recently, no, I'm telling you, he is probably very happy with some white women right now. I thought he was into Latinos. The last time I saw him, his bio, he put it in the bottom.
00:29:07
Speaker
whites and latinas only he didn't say whites he said white girls and latinas owners and i said dang i made you i made you i made you switch themes i'm flattered i'm flattered you're making me blush is the guy the therapist the same as the one outside the bar
00:29:31
Speaker
No, he actually, but the guy off at the bar messaged me last weekend after I went to hang out, but I worked all last weekend. Because he was like, oh, if you're off on Monday, we can hang out. And I was like, I'm not off on Monday. Again, drinks during the week. I like to hang out during my week. I like to come home, eat dinner.
00:30:01
Speaker
Being bad by 9.30, be asleep by 10.15. You can't do that if you're going out on weekdays. Yes, you can. Just, you know, rearrange your day. No, because look, you go out at 7. 5.30? 5.30? I got over work at 5.15 today. I ain't even back home. I'm supposed to go out with somebody in my work clothes. OK, 5.6. Smell it. Smell it like Play-Doh. 5.6.
00:30:33
Speaker
I don't, okay, fine. I get back. That's six to like 7.30. That's not, no. Here's how it will go. It would be from like seven, I get there. If I have a good time, I'll probably be there till like nine. And then boom, now I gotta get back home, get ready. Now, okay, first I gotta get back home. Then I gotta debrief with y'all, which is gonna take another 45 minutes. So it's already 10 o'clock by now.
00:31:01
Speaker
Now I gotta get in the shower. After I'm done doing all my shower and hygiene stuff, it's 10.45. Now I'm relaxing in bed. I'm not asleep until 11.30. And I still gotta get up and go to work tomorrow. Ugh, that sounds horrendous.
00:31:21
Speaker
Okay, first of all, you can cut your debrief with us less than 45 minutes because typically you call us on the way home from the place. So by the time you get home, you will have decided, I'm done talking to y'all. Goodbye. Then you get home, you do all the things that you just did, you're still in bed by 1030 max. That's not true. And to be quite honest, 1030pm is too late to be going to bed nowadays anyway, so
00:31:48
Speaker
That's what I just said. I said I like being in bed by 9.45, asleep by 10.15. I gotta have that time to lay in bed and decompress. You know, to be quite honest, I wish I never set my birth control time to be 10 p.m. because now every time 9 p.m. rolls around, I'm like, dang. Just change it. Missed opportunity. You know, you can say that and it'd be so easy for you. But in my head, every time 10 p.m. rolls around, I'm just like, oh.
00:32:23
Speaker
I'm free. The only alarm I have set is for me to take my multivitamin every day. I take it at 7, 10 in the morning. I take vitamin C and a multivitamin so I can have long, strong, healthy hair and nails. And because I don't eat enough vegetables in my daily diet. I could believe that. Did you go to, um, that's Milliken.
00:32:48
Speaker
I don't own flip flops. No, I did not know it's a tropical cafe. Did you go? No. You were the prime reason I sent that. Every time you look up, Raven's a tropical smoothie. It's not true. It's just a minute from my job. It's like the first fast food place.
00:33:10
Speaker
Do you even consider it to be fast food? It's healthier. I mean, they sound like sandwiches. OK, but in my mind, anything that is considered fast food comes out of a drive-through window. Like, if I can't drive through it, it's not fast. It's inconvenient. Yeah. I have someone who likes going inside places because it feels faster than drive-through sometimes. No. The only place that's acceptable at is at Chipotle.
00:33:41
Speaker
because they will skimp on a drive or the little window order but if you go in person
00:33:50
Speaker
Piled all the chicken. I'd be having one of those TikTok-worthy Chipotle bowls. People would be like, who are you with a Chipotle and Joe Bowls being made
Casual Dating Tips and Chipotle Hacks
00:34:00
Speaker
like that? I'd be like, I'd be getting bowls like that. You just got to know the hiring process. You just got to go to Chipolays that just hired people. Because those new hires, they still thinking like a Chipotle customer. So they being.
00:34:16
Speaker
Now after they've been working there for a little while, they got that like Chipotle ingrained in them. So they'll be thinking like a customer no more and they just be skipping you. But those new hires, they be like me and my mom be joking. Whenever we get a good ball, they'd be like, we'd be like, they ain't about to fire her, this ball too good. Is she making it, is she making it too full? No, the Chipotle order that just went viral, the, I don't know, it was, there was no guac on it. That's how I,
00:34:45
Speaker
That one was actually really good. I found out that I like the Chipotle Tabasco sauce now. It's different. Oh, the like smoky whatever one they have. Oh my god. At the movies, I'd be offering people Tabasco. You would have thought I told those people I was just going to spit on their food. I'd be like, they'd be like, can I get hot sauce? I'd be like, we got Tabasco. They'd be like, I'd get away from me. It's OK. I don't want none. I'd just be like, OK.
00:35:16
Speaker
What hot sauce do they want? Like Louisiana, Frank's Red Hot, not Tabasco. Tabasco is super polarizing, I guess. That's like when people get handed tapatio. It's not very good. Oh my god, today in the parking lot of Tom Thumb, I saw this guy drop his whole case of, what's that sparkling water in the glass bottle? Topo Chico?
00:35:44
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Yeah, he dropped his whole case of Topo Chico. It was so sad watching him drag away all that broken glass. I was like, shoot, at that point, I would have just left it in the parking lot. I would not have let anybody see me sifting through broken glass, trying to get the two non-broken glasses of Topo Chico. I would be pissed. I would have been mad too. I probably would have been crying, but I would have left that thing in the middle of the parking lot.
00:36:14
Speaker
You know they have security cameras. Oh, and? And they got security cameras, and I recorded him so that I can laugh at him later. You did? Yeah, I was going to send it to y'all, but I kept on walking because I wasn't going to stop and record him, and the sound was playing back. So I took it.
00:36:37
Speaker
I tried to lock my phone real fast. But I was trying to type something.
Social Media Resurgence Debate
00:36:42
Speaker
I was trying to type something funny and I was walking up on him and you could hear the sound of the, someone should go hitting the ground and I'm dragging it away on the video so I had to lock my phone real fast so he wouldn't hear. You could have just turned the volume down. I couldn't, like I was trying to and I was trying to put it on mute but Snapchat moved the mute button so I couldn't find it.
00:37:07
Speaker
It was funny, though. I'll send it to y'all later. You know, Snapchat is trying to make a resurgence now, and I don't understand why. Like, it's dead. I love my Snapchat. I know I get notifications every time we post. Not by choice. Not by choice. I don't even know how that happened.
00:37:28
Speaker
I get notifications every time Ethan posts and every time Evelyn posts. That's how I be knowing what Evelyn would be posting as soon as she posts it. I get notifications with Ethan and Evelyn posts. And I'm like, why is it only them two? I don't have her on Snapchat. You know what? Let me not talk about this right now. Hey, you. Oh.
00:37:57
Speaker
That's so embarrassing. He should have left that in the parking lot. Was that the only thing he bought? No, he bought like two cases and he dropped one of them. We done? Yep.
00:38:19
Speaker
We're approaching my bedtime. Same. Half away. It's 8. It's 8. It's 8. 20. You know what? Normally on a good day, you can find me in my bed at 9 PM. Doing absolutely nothing.
00:38:32
Speaker
And y'all judging me about not wanting to go out on a weekday. And y'all go to bed at 9 p.m. And y'all want me to be out in these streets drinking with strange men. I mean, I'll be awake for you. I'll just be in the bed. And y'all wouldn't even be available to come to send me an, oh my God, Casey, your house just flooded. I can do that from the bed.
00:38:57
Speaker
Y'all, if I did text y'all, I'd be like, I need y'all to make up an emergency right now. Like, I'm trying to leave and he's not letting me leave. What would y'all say? I just ran over a dog. That's not big enough. Yes, it is. I ran over a dog having a panic attack. Oh, well, OK. There's that. But like, I'm just going to be panicking. And I'm going to be like, and I can't drive myself home. I need you to come get me. Yeah. But then he'd be like, but then I probably would have been like, but then he probably would have been like,
00:39:28
Speaker
If she got in a car accident, what's she calling you for? Shouldn't she call an ambulance? I'd be like, I'm on the ambulance. I'm going to this hospital and I'm freaking out. I need you to help us out. But then what if he's like, why didn't she just call her parents? What did she call you? My mom's not answering the phone. I don't know what to do. They're on vacation.
00:39:54
Speaker
I just, I just, I need y'all to, I need y'all to workshop this little, I need something where it's like, I can't not. Wow, Raven looks very believable. Okay, see, I can panic. I'll have him hearing me through the phone. You know, just like very loud breathing. And so I just be sitting there, oh my God, wait, my best friend's calling me. She literally never calls me. Well, that is true. I can just be like totally in the car and I just need you to go see if he's okay.
00:40:23
Speaker
I'm like, oh my gosh, you got in a car accident with your dog? You want me to go to the dog hospital and check on your dog?
00:40:35
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Okay, but what if he goes, oh my God, I'll come with you. Then I'll be like- Oh, that's okay. No, thank you. Then just be like, no, I gotta go to her parents' house and I don't- Oh my God. Oh my God. They only allowed one visitor at the dog's hospital at the time. I'd be like, do you think they'd been the rule? No, they won't. Okay, okay. No, just be like, I gotta go pick up her mom.
00:41:05
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You can literally make him anything. Like, oh, I got to go pick up her mom from her house because she was driving her car or something like that. And he goes, oh my God, you sound really distressed. I should drive you. You shouldn't be driving like this. You're going to sound distressed? You can't act distressed. You got to just be like, Raven calm down. Calm down my way. Like calm down. OK, so I'm having a bad time. I send y'all.
00:41:32
Speaker
y'all please so y'all go oh i'm so oh my god wait no actually i'd have to let the first two go to voicemail so it really feels like an emergency i'll text you 911 and then you can show him like oh you just text me 911 like you delete your text obviously
00:41:51
Speaker
Or just send me the word Lone Star. And I'm like, no, she sent me the word Lone Star. It's our code. Have you ever heard of 911 Lone Star? Because it just sounds so ridiculous. It's probably true. I go, no, look, she sent me Lone Star. It means that. I started that. It's not as good as 911. Just wait. That's not true. Just wait. The beginning is like...
00:42:16
Speaker
Okay, once they fix the color grading... Yeah, it is weird. Yeah, because they tried to make it look like a Western, but once they fix the color grading, it's great. But no, so I pick up the phone after the third ringing cycle. Hey, Riven, what's up, dude? What's going on? Oh my God! Uh-huh. And if I don't like your excuse, when I tell you I will be on my end making something up. Oh my God! A gas leak?
00:42:46
Speaker
You have to get all the horses out of the barn. Oh my gosh. The wedding venue. It's amazing. I feel like mine's a lot better, Casey, than that. No, because you went from ghastly to getting horses out of the barn to wedding venue to match. None of that correlates. Unless you like a baby. No, you just act like you can't understand what I'm saying. And then you'd be like, Raven, Raven, calm down. OK, talk slower. I can't understand you.
00:43:16
Speaker
Okay, here's how I play it. Hello Raven. Yeah, what's up? You know I'm at this thing. What's up? What's going on? Oh my god! Raven, I literally, I can't understand you. You need to speak slowly. Your dog? Fell down a sewage pipe? Oh my god. Are you giving this man the ending of Tina Girls? Wait, we need to go sing?
00:43:45
Speaker
Can you hear him? I'm sorry. Okay, if anybody goes on a date with you and then you start saying, do we need to sing and they don't get it? Eat a sewage pipe in downtown? The cameras are there? The news?
00:44:15
Speaker
no wait the power shut down at your challenge show and then and then and then months later he's watching cheetah girl's one with some girl he goes wait this girl has a day with the same thing okay y'all my dinner is here so i'm about to go eat bye bye