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48: B.I.E (Big Ick Energy)
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Hi, y'all, and welcome back to this week's episode! This week we are talking about our icks and of course other stuff! Have a good weekend!!!
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Transcript
Kindle Justifications and Humorous Buying Dilemmas
00:00:06
Speaker
what oh hi besties hope you loved our fun intro music yeah you guys sorry there wasn't um the shire there was a podcast last week i told them to record without me and they didn't so blame them um and me and ravens defend she's not here to defend herself so i'll do it for her we bought kindles so
00:00:32
Speaker
We felt that that was justification enough to all of our book girlies out there. We hear you, we see you, we're coming back. Coming back because, oh, sorry, my phone's being loud. Because if anybody knows, when I read Things We Never Got Over, we talked about book two coming out and book two comes out on Tuesday.
00:00:51
Speaker
So we bought new kindles, and preferably- You guys, I tried to get my mom to buy me a kindle, and she literally said- Haha! And just said- She literally looked at me and said- Casey, we got a nook upstairs! And when I tell you what she means, we have a nook upstairs! And she bought the very first ever generation of nooks!
00:01:20
Speaker
from like 2011 she told me when I said I wanted a Kindle she said hey there's a nook upstairs but why don't you go buy a Kindle yourself cuz I just I just don't like the idea of spending money on it okay you can literally do the five easy payments with $22 a month you've got nothing to lose
00:01:46
Speaker
You'll be a Kindle girly with me and Raven. I have plenty to lose. I mean, if you want a color you can, but you know, you have their cute seafoam green color. It's not really seafoam green though, but you know, it's okay. That's a topic for another time. But yeah, become a Kindle girly. I want a Kindle so bad. Literally do it. One, one listener like my Instagram post or like our Instagram post tomorrow in case you'll buy a Kindle. We'll update you next week.
00:02:16
Speaker
Because if she can buy Minecraft Crocs this morning, she can definitely buy a Kindle. Yeah, but no. That's not true. Minecraft Crocs are under $100. And anything less than three digits is a very easy spend for me. It's literally $9 over. Hold on, let's see if they're still on sale. Kindle Paperlight.
00:02:49
Speaker
Yikes, but you missed your time. Oh, see then I have no sale anywhere. No, but you can get a basic Kindle for 99 books. I'm literally about, I was telling my mom this, but I'm about to start selling pictures of my feet on the internet. I am. You and me both.
00:03:07
Speaker
Yeah, right. You wouldn't do it. Oh, I actually would. When you find out how to do it, let me know and I'll do it. I know how to do it. Oh, don't you feel like you can accept it on this website, though? No. Oh, I can just start posting feet pics today? And you just got to start marketing it. You make a feet Twitter. And then you have to follow all the OnlyFans girlies. This Twitter is going to be rolling. Why do you make healthy pics? Because I don't like.
00:03:37
Speaker
Instead of having to go to work every morning, I would love, I would absolutely love to roll out of bed at 10.30.
Life Goals and Stay-at-Home Fantasies
00:03:46
Speaker
Check my DMs. See a dude named Terrell on there, a baby. Let me get two feet pics. Both feet in a picture? That's 200 buckaroos.
00:04:02
Speaker
And all I gotta do, all I gotta do is slap on, slap on some cocoa butter and some, and some aquafort and do a little, and do a little. And you tell me, I just made $200. But Kasey, don't you wanna like go get your masters? Do something that's not gross. Purely for death. Okay, yes, I would love to get my masters. It is my, it is my dream. It is my dream to get my masters.
00:04:30
Speaker
And now that all the admissions people stopped listening to this, because you know how they be googling you. The only reason I want my masters is to just have my masters. Because the literal moment, look me in my, the moment some man says to me, hey baby, you ain't got a word. Goodbye. That ain't none but a word.
00:04:55
Speaker
Nothing but a what? You know what? As soon as he hits the you ain't gotta, I'ma feel it in work. I don't care what he trying to say to me. You know what? Up until about two weeks ago, I was very against being a stay-at-home mom. And you know, husband, if you're listening to this, well, husband in a month, let me know. That's crazy because I have never been against it.
00:05:24
Speaker
You'll be at home. You get to, you get to do that little thing where you decorate your house to the seasons. Like right now, you have little, you have little, you have little, you have little Easter, Easter bunnies all around. You be having pastels up on the wall. You got eggs hidden places. We'll see. Okay. It's a little bit more dangerous for me because I think Jared does better than anybody that if he leaves me at home a little too long, I will then get bored and take myself to Target. And when I got to Target, I'm not taking my credit card. I'm taking his.
00:05:53
Speaker
Like imagine. Why do I need to spend my money? I don't work. You get to a little, a little, a little mommy and me group. You start, you start, you get a little zoo membership. You get a little aquarium membership. Let's see the thing is that we would do days. Thursdays, aquarium days. If my child does anything like me, we're not leaving the house. Really? We're going to Target. We're getting our starbies. We're going to Costco. Oh my God. We got memberships to vote. So it depends on which day we're going.
00:06:23
Speaker
like like I really don't know how my mom kept us in all these activities and was not like stay at home like I had like danced three days a week I had swimming like four days a week I did soccer I did t-ball I did flag football
00:06:44
Speaker
I did they put me in they put me in my parents gave like made me get a title boxing membership and I couldn't drive so they were driving me to title boxing three times a week in high school well now that's incredibly difficult what uh yeah child care paying for all of these different activities you know with inflation prices go up
00:07:14
Speaker
I know like me and my mom used to make a day out of choosing my dance classes like we would go up there we would go get breakfast we walk in we choose my dance classes and it wasn't really choosing because like I was just in the same dance classes with the same people just to age up and they were like hey Casey you signing up I was like yeah they're like you gonna do anything different this year because sometimes I would take a like a lyrical class or sometimes I would well I would always take hip-hop but sometimes I would take like a like an extra class like lyrical or something but
00:07:44
Speaker
yeah interesting yeah if my future husband no he probably told me you can't be at home too long oh too yeah well should we talk about how bad our week was y'all i'm i'm trying to i'm trying to i'm trying to revamp my image at work a little bit of an embarrassing moment
Convenience of Meal Subscriptions and Daily Routines
00:08:15
Speaker
You know what? Hold on. Before we get into Casey's... Before we get into both of our bad weeks, because... A day. Monday through Tuesday.
00:08:26
Speaker
Can we just talk about why Kasey now has a meal subscription as she pays $119 for a month? Oh, actually that's not true. That's not true. I just paid for it. I just paid it for it today. It was $106. Okay y'all, hit me up. Don't make it any better. Go buy it. Let's roll some Walmart. This video is sponsored by Factor. It's not. Let's make it. Factor sponsored me. If Factor sponsors us, then I will try it. But until then, I can't. So I get 10 meals a week.
00:08:56
Speaker
And so that's like, most days it's lunch and dinner. On the weekends it's like a lunch because my family does this thing where on the weekends there are no structured meals. It's like you gotta survive. And so that's how it goes. Now in the morning I don't have to think about my lunch because usually here's what will happen. Our food is in the freezer in the garage.
00:09:24
Speaker
SL, I would be coming downstairs at $7.28 and I gotta be at the house maximum or minimum by $7.35 and I go, oh my god, I literally cannot bring myself to go out into the garage to get this and come back and load my lunchbox and get four other components to make a full meal. No.
00:09:46
Speaker
And these meals never included vegetables. But now, all I gotta do, I go to my fridge, I open it up, I pick whatever one's off top. I don't even read it, so I can be surprised later. I stick it in my little lunchbox, and I keep plastic wear on my car, so I ain't even gotta grab a fork. And I just go off in my car, and then boom, my mandated brunch comes around 11 am sharp.
00:10:14
Speaker
I take myself, I go to the employee fridge, I get my lunch, I go, two minutes, heat it up because it's never frozen, always fresh. This is fresh, dietician approved food that has never been frozen.
00:10:29
Speaker
And it always has vegetables in it and it always has good macros and it is very delicious. So for dinner today, I just had it. It was poblano, it was creamy poblano chicken with poblano zoodles and the cream was like this like kind of queso stuff with ranchero beans and it was 530 calories with 46 grams of protein.
00:10:57
Speaker
I just don't understand why you can't put a lunch together the night before, you know? I literally have never packed a lunch in my life. My mom packed my lunch all through high school. Then I went to college where I had a meal plan. Do you know what I ate when I lived on my own? For one, I did eat on campus. I didn't have a meal plan. When I was on my own, I made chicken quesadillas every day. You don't know how to cook.
00:11:25
Speaker
I do know how to cook. Okay, well then why don't you? I don't have the, like, I have to be in the mood to cook. Like, I, like, I don't just, like, come home and be like, well, time to make an entire meal. And when I cook, it makes me not want to eat. Like, I rarely eat the things that I cook. Like, I usually just, I can cook for other people I don't like cooking for myself.
00:11:45
Speaker
But yeah, I used to eat, I used to eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and chicken quesadillas. Oh, and pork and beans and rice. That used to be literally what I ate. That was like the only things that I ate. If I wasn't buying food. I haven't, I've only bought food once this week. Twice this week.
00:12:08
Speaker
Did I buy? No, once this week because on Tuesday whenever I had my bad day I went to my part time at the movies and we served food and I ordered food and my manager let me have my food for free even though we're only supposed to get a 50% discount and he let me have my food for free because he said you're one of the ones that actually work. And I looked at him and usually anytime he asked me how I'm doing I always go, I'm about to cry.
00:12:34
Speaker
even if I'm having a perfectly fine day, but I always say that to him. And he goes, this is fine, you can go. And I look at him and I go, wow, I could cry. And he starts laughing. Okay. Well, so my week started on Monday. Actually, Friday, I had like a really bad sharp pain in my teeth.
00:12:55
Speaker
I guess I should also disclose that I haven't been to the dentist for six years. That is crazy. I had a traumatizing experience and didn't want to go back. But now I'm suffering the consequences of my own actions. So I went to the dentist on Monday and basically they told me I had to get two root canals and then told me the price of said root canals. And I panicked, cried in the chair, then called my mom and cried all the way back to work. So then I decided, well,
00:13:24
Speaker
I'm gonna get a second opinion. So I got a second opinion today, and now I only have to get one root canal and a cavity filled. It's significantly cheaper. The guy who, he's also my mom's dentist, he was very reassuring, and he was like, well, I don't think you need a second root canal. It's basically like they just wanna go ahead and take care of it, but really, you could just put a cavity and you'd be fine. So I'm getting one root canal in two weeks, and he prescribed me some very, very high dosage of Tylenol.
00:13:54
Speaker
and
Dental Health Challenges
00:13:55
Speaker
I have an antibiotic. But yeah, essentially I cried all day Monday because I was like, I cannot. I cannot pay these people this much money. And then she didn't go to the gym with me. You didn't go with me on Tuesday because you were crying your eyes out. Oh my God. Yeah, I can't really share that much about why I had such a bad day at work. But just know. I don't understand why it was so bad because doesn't that refer to like medical things not
00:14:24
Speaker
It refers to it refers to all types of patient information. So, yeah, it was not a funky, fresh day. I thought I was going to lose my employment. Oh, my goodness. Look, it's our other best friend. Hey, we were just to catch. You can't hear you. I can hear it perfectly fine. Oh, I can hear to catch up to speed.
00:14:51
Speaker
Kasey came for us for buying candles and we didn't record last week. Kasey had a bad week. I had a bad week. Now I have to get a root canal. Kasey pays $106 for... I love how your facial expression just... Yeah, I have to get one root canal and one cavity filled instead of two now. And Kasey pays $106 a month for a meal service when she could easily meal prep herself. I'm not gonna do that and I feel the need to tell you it's $106 a week.
00:15:28
Speaker
Dang Raven left because I told her
00:15:41
Speaker
Yeah, do you know how much money I usually spend on food a week? No, but the thought never occurred. Well, over $106. The thought never occurred in my head. That it would be a week? No, that you said I just paid for it today. I was thinking we were renewing a one month subscription. No, okay, it's $106 a week. That's like $10 a meal.
00:16:07
Speaker
I get 10 meals a week. That's less than me going to Chipotle. One meal is less than if I went to Chipotle, and I went to Taco Bell, and I went to King's. Okay, back to what I was saying after that quick intermission. I'm not going to do that.
00:16:27
Speaker
You would save so much more money if you went to the grocery store. I'm going to eat this for a week instead of paying $106 for a subscription. Have you ever been grocery shopping recently? If I buy a pound of chicken, a pound of chicken is like $20. What grocery store are you going to? Walmart.
00:16:50
Speaker
And then you have to get vegetables and then you got to get rice and then you got to get a dollar.
00:16:58
Speaker
First of all, I don't want to just eat vegetables, chicken, and rice all the time. I'm buying something else by a cookbook. I would have never thought to make creamy pugano chicken with poblano zoodles and ranchero beans. And that was delicious. Also, nothing I cook would have 46 grams of protein. But you could figure it out. To keep it full and satiated for longer.
00:17:25
Speaker
that seems like too much work i don't want to do that you cannot justify spending a hundred and six dollars a week i can it's basically four hundred dollars a month okay that's four hundred dollars i'm not spending on eating out and you literally just said things with numbers
00:17:44
Speaker
above two digits make you nervous and that's why you won't buy a Kindle. But we'll spend $106 on a meal service that's three digits. I literally have not, like if you look at my bank account, I have not spent money on food this entire week. That is not normal for me. Well, I wouldn't either if I'm spending $106. That's the point.
00:18:04
Speaker
Like I usually would have already eaten cake this week. I would have already eaten Sonic this week because I would have convinced myself, oh my gosh, here's what I would have done instead of like when I got up in the morning and I was running late, I would have been like, oh, I'm so tired. I'm just going to sleep through lunch. And then my lunch would come and I'd be like, I'm hungry. And then boom, I spent $10 on the meal when I could have just
00:18:27
Speaker
each one of these meals is like ten dollars and that's ten dollars on a healthy meal that has vegetables in it and fiber instead of ten dollars on Taco Bell which I'm not hating on Taco Bell I love Taco Bell but I'm trying to be healthier mm-hmm and y'all I told Alexis that the way my brain goes I could not eat a vegetable for an entire month and not register it
00:18:53
Speaker
And it's not because I don't like vegetables. It's just because I don't think about vegetables. No words. I'm done. I think I've proved my point. Y'all, if I tell y'all all the ridiculous stuff Alexis has spent money on, and now she's trying to come for me for buying food. Yeah. Yes, I am. And what is ridiculous? If you say this, Stanley, that I just, but I don't want to hear it. Everything.
00:19:23
Speaker
Alexis Alexis gets a new package to her house every two business days But let me let me buy let me buy a little meal kit Like everybody everybody loves hello fresh, but don't let Casey buy factor
00:19:39
Speaker
Y'all eat up a little fresh add a little a little home chef add Let me let me do what I do it is it is automatically and I've had hello fresh That food is not that fresh. I'm sorry They'll never sponsor us but a lot of the vegetables that come in hello fresh. It's okay. We'll take mushy
00:20:02
Speaker
You know what? That's all I'm saying. You know what? And you know how they say that every plate and HelloFresh are different? They are owned by the same company. Everything come in the same bag, except every plate, they just give you the even worse vegetables. Because it's cheaper. Stuff rotten. Stuff open in the bag. HelloFresh sponsor us.
00:20:27
Speaker
You know what factors sponsor us and I will do a full-on taste test of Casey's hundred and six dollar a week I'm just saying y'all were haters. Y'all were haters about the cookies and those cookies were good. I might buy me some more of these Did you finish them All the ones that don't have nuts in it, yeah, I can't I can't use the ones with nuts in it. They're like to batch too, but you know
00:20:57
Speaker
They did come out with a batch too. They have like a cinnamon roll cookie and like an apple pie cookie, like a key lime pie cookie. Essentially crumble. No, they are so much better than crumble. That is so disrespectful to everything. No, it's not. That is so disrespectful to everything that that last crumb has decided to be crumble is literally gross.
00:21:25
Speaker
Sure. Do you have a coupon code for your service? Yes, I actually do. And if y'all use it, y'all get free boxes and then I get money added onto my account. So I mean, I won't use it, but I'll put it in a little description if somebody listening to this one. Did they win? Okay. Raven, did you have a good week or a bad week? Did you cry?
00:21:54
Speaker
Oh my god, what day? Monday or Tuesday? Today. Yesterday. Oh. Ooh. Thursday cry. Do you want to talk about it? No, I'm not talking about it. No, that's something you would do. We aren't talking about it. Okay. Can we talk about it off? Sure.
00:22:23
Speaker
Okay, just want to make sure you're okay. Alexa said off podcast, off podcast. Remember that thing that was going to happen a few weeks ago? No. No. Okay, well. Anyways. Okay, why don't we remember? No, no, did you really tell us? I did tell her here. Mm-hmm. We're at your house?
00:22:50
Speaker
What were we doing? Yeah, but it was that night. And I was like, yeah, on Monday. OK. I got nothing. Me either. I got nothing either. OK. Well, I guess we'll get into what we're supposed to be talking about.
Weekend Plans and Podcasting Ideas
00:23:13
Speaker
Raven, are you off on President's Day? No.
00:23:20
Speaker
I am. I have a three day weekend. God, I wish. Well actually I have to do a lot of things.
00:23:32
Speaker
Then I'm actually off this weekend. I could use a three-day weekend. I had to request stuff from the movies from your wedding, like now. Because my manager sent out all the movies that are coming out until the summer. He's like, we got like 21 blockbusters coming out. So I had to request stuff before he tried to black out the day. I think your wedding falls on Dungeons and Dragons coming out.
00:23:59
Speaker
No, when we saw that preview the other day Jared was like Casey's gonna be so excited I Know and I'm gonna see the movie Okay, there's all right down your X well, you know Ethan
00:24:25
Speaker
on my ex and I told him to write it down because I was driving. And then he asked me yesterday, he was like, did y'all ever record the podcast about X? This was like before last Thursday. And I was like, Oh no, I think we're doing that this week. And he was like, oops, I just deleted it. I'm like, dang. That's what I told him. That's what I told him. Hmm.
00:24:57
Speaker
Okay. Well, okay. I'll just go ahead and start talking when I was making this list. I'm like, well, what constitute is an ick? Because literally everything gives me an ick at this point. Like, do I need to be crawling in my skin for it to count or like dry heaving? You know, a lot of like limits.
00:25:22
Speaker
I guess you don't have to be dry heaving or crawling in your skin with something that's really to you. It kind of sounds like a little chill down your spine when you see it. Okay. Give me a little like, shiver. Or something. Well, overly friendly people. I'm starting with number one. Overly friendly people. Oh my goodness, that was on my list! Because I don't understand why you should be that happy.
00:25:49
Speaker
Who poked in your chair he has this morning to make you bounce off the wall? Mine was more like people they're overly friendly but they act like they've known you forever when they've only known you for like two minutes. Literally Raven just call out the entire company of best friends. Yes, yes.
00:26:10
Speaker
Because if anybody gets Dutch version of it, basically trying to get in the car with you, just talk about it. So how's your day? Where are you going to work? What do you do? Why are you here? Okay, here's your dream. Probably even when I went this morning, I mean, I was late to work, so I might as well be late. I might as well go ahead and give the Dutch brothers. That's because I went to the dentist.
00:26:32
Speaker
Why do you keep on calling them Dutch brothers? I'm sorry. Why are you calling them by their full name? It's fine, Dutch brothers. And when I was leaving, she was like, I hope you have such a good day. And my response was, that is such a kind thing to say to somebody. What is wrong with you? You said someone that's overly friendly, and this woman just told you to have a good day.
00:27:01
Speaker
You acted like she was asking for your social security number. It felt like it. It felt like it. It's like the scene where he goes, where he goes, have a good day. And the delivery guy goes, don't tell me how to live my life. It makes me uncomfortable. Like, am I supposed to stay back? Or, you know, thanks you too.
00:27:28
Speaker
But at that point, I'm disengaging this conversation the moment I handed you my credit card. Y'all know that is not their personality. That is a company-wide rule. No, I met the people who are actually like that, though. At my job, we have a 10-foot rule. If you're within 10 feet of a guest, you're supposed to talk to them and greet them. So you'll be walking down the hall. Imagine being a guest, and there's like six of us standing there, and we all go, hey, enjoy your movie.
00:27:56
Speaker
nope that's not us that's that's the difference in being like oh i work on the work what do you like about your job do you like your co-workers you like like who's too much like oh my god the other week this guy walked into the kitchen
00:28:13
Speaker
And he started talking about how he was online dating. He was like, yeah, she wanted to see this movie. Because my coworker was with him. And I guess my coworker was coming to ask me to give him waters. But he came into the kitchen with my coworker. And he was like, yeah, she was kind of mad about how short I was. But I looked at her and I told her, I was supposed to be born as a tall black man. And I said, take y'all waters and get out of my drink station. Wait, was he white?
00:28:42
Speaker
No, no, no. He was East Asian. Oh, well. I mean. But yeah, also back to this whole overly peppy thing. It's 6 a.m. normally when I go there. So why are you that happy that early in the morning? I have barely awoken. OK, I'm here to get the thing that's supposed to make me awake. Yet you are bouncing off the walls already. That's it. Yep. Somebody go next.
00:29:12
Speaker
Okay, since y'all have the same one, I guess I'll go next.
Pet Peeves and Discomforts
00:29:17
Speaker
An ick I have is like, I don't need perfect grammar in text, but please do not just send me acronyms. I hate whenever people text in like something like, if you wanna say what's up, say what's up. Don't say W-A-S-S-U-P. I hate a what's up.
00:29:41
Speaker
Casey, are you trying to call somebody out? I hate a what's up. Do you know who I'm referring to? No. Oh. They probably don't listen to this podcast. Like, say what's up. Two letters next to each other. OK. What? I don't know. I think Raven got it. The first person I thought of was TK from 911. I was like.
00:30:08
Speaker
oh yeah i really don't know who she's talking about y'all but yeah i like i don't need perfect grammar because i definitely don't have perfect grammar but i just need like i i don't like i don't like i like i can use the normal acronyms like lol like
00:30:29
Speaker
brb sometimes ttyl is pushing it ttyl is pushing it don't make us start breaking out in the song i hate whenever people send me wyd that's an ick of mine wyd is an ick of mine because i'm not 14 years old anymore sometimes you don't want to type out what are you doing no i no send me a like what are you up to what you doing
00:31:10
Speaker
Yeah, you did not ask me WID I mean if you have a perfect grammar and text message, maybe you should turn on your capitals
00:31:18
Speaker
No, I just said I don't have perfect grammar and text messages. And I don't want perfect grammar and text messages. I just don't want to have to feel like I'm Spencer Reed in Criminal Minds trying to decode what you're saying. Y'all know what N.B.D. means? What? My bad. N.B.D. N.N. Or M. N.B.D.
00:31:42
Speaker
Yeah, I did not know that I got that two times in one day and I was like, oh my goodness, y'all stop. Oh, yeah, I just had to figure out what BFFR meant. Oh, I use BFFR all the time. OK, so how are you going to come to people using acronyms, but you use acronyms yourself? I don't text. I don't text BFFR. The actual F word, not the one I just used. Raven, I told you what BFFR meant on Alexis's
00:32:11
Speaker
That was a red trip. You're probably going to forget again, honestly. No. No, I never text BFFR. I say BFFR. It's like one of those things that you say, not that you like text. Yeah, somebody said in a podcast and then she followed it up and I was like, that's what that means. Yeah, like like you say it like you can just be like BFFR because that's how the girl did it in the TikTok sale. Oh.
00:32:41
Speaker
Oh, it's a TikTok trend. Well, it's not a trend. It was just like a popular town. Oh, OK. But yeah, that's what that's my thing. Am I going again? Just nonsense and text messages. Am I going again or where do I want to go? Spitting. Like on the ground? All of the above. All of the above.
00:33:08
Speaker
I get that. I kinda hate when I'm just like in the streets and some dude just go, I'm just gonna be like, are you, do you have no home training? Or are you like watching a show? Sometimes they can't. A lot of times they're like dipping. They have to spit. Yeah, but no. Yeah, but usually have a little receptacle or something with you and not a clear water bottle. Get you a bank receptacle. It's like, even when you're watching a show and like Criminal Minds does this, you lay like,
00:33:38
Speaker
The serial killer grabs a person and the person spits on them because like or something like that. I hate Oh, yeah Makes me oh, no That's me with vomit in shows. I can't watch people like vomit on shows It like makes me physically sick like that scene that scene in pitch perfect is the reason why I can't Oh when she says it looks like macaroni and cheese
00:34:06
Speaker
yeah that scene is perfect is the reason why i can't watch yeah yes i'm thinking about it i'm like in other ways yeah no i don't know where you were going with that but
00:34:27
Speaker
you you know where she was going with that i mean i know but i thought this podcast was that's why i didn't say it like one of our friends yeah it's implied like a few weeks ago oh yeah yeah
00:34:44
Speaker
okay okay but imagine what if it was just like like none really happened it was just like the essence of it it was just like like it was just like a no but nothing came out of this but nothing came out because babe like this you're probably going by the time this conversation happened
00:35:05
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okay so not even like the essence of like uh no none at all i can't hear it like never mind i thought something but i can't even hear it like so what okay i was gonna i almost exposed someone but remember that thing that happened in high school the drink
00:35:34
Speaker
Yes, high school. Yes. Yes. I don't remember high school. Was that Pepsi? I don't know. Maybe I'll not remember it, right? You're right. I think I remember it. I'm definitely a member. Someone got a drink for someone else.
00:36:01
Speaker
Oh my gosh, I remember that. I don't. I'll text you. I feel like this was a weird group of people for us to be around when this happened. Oh, dang. Ah!
00:36:28
Speaker
Oh, see, I didn't remember that person. I thought it was a different person. Now I'm mixing with six. Our podcast really is just us texting back and forth. Okay, move on. Okay. Morning people. Now this kind of goes with like overly hyped or like overly happy people.
00:36:52
Speaker
But morning people in the morning, I don't like to speak in the morning. I just want to get ready in silence. I feel like I'm a morning person, but I'm like not a talkative morning person. Yes, don't talk to me after 8 a.m.
00:37:04
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I'm a talkative morning person, but when I tell ya, the silence be silencing. If we all together and it's the morning, I be wanting to talk so bad. If you take everything in me to not start talking, cause I'm a talker, I wake up in the morning and just.
00:37:22
Speaker
I talk to myself. I talk to whatever video I'm watching while I'm getting ready. I talk back to podcasts. And then the moment I get downstairs, my parents halfway asleep. I start talking. I be this close to my momma's face. She be asleep. And I just be like, what are you doing today? Y'all doing this? What are you doing? What's happening? Leave. Is she barely be awake? And I just be talking.
00:37:49
Speaker
No, and if it's if it's us three together no one really speaks That's because I can only do we need something That's because I can read a room like y'all when I first became friends or Raven I Knew this so bad. I used to have to pee the ladder bursting but I didn't want to say I Just lay there in the restroom
00:38:18
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because i was still too scared in your house so i would just sit there and i would just sit there having a pee and just in silence while we were sitting there a mean mug in the sun or something whatever she'd do in the morning
00:38:33
Speaker
Up until she finally got up and she got out of bed And I just like and she say something to me and she be like you usually be like you want breakfast my mom's taking breakfast And I'll be like yeah, I'll be great. I'm gonna go get ready, and I will run to the bathroom Okay, can you at least like go pee now
00:38:57
Speaker
yeah now yes oh my god do y'all remember our last our last slumber party the combination of no the one the last one at ribbons old house um the combination of drinks we had that night i was i was up in our bathroom puking y'all were y'all were dead asleep i was hunched over the toilet oh my goodness
00:39:25
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And y'all had no clue. I was like dang, her room is so close to her parents. I feel so bad. I was shouting a vomit quietly. Okay, Casey. Okay. My next one. My next one. Have y'all ever seen somebody lick their lips? I hate it. I hate it.
00:39:52
Speaker
i hate a little i hate a little i hate a little do you hate it for like if their lips are dry and they like it do you hate that or do you hate it when they do it purposely
00:40:05
Speaker
okay purposely like cuz because if it's not purposely it's just a quick thing that like nobody really cares about cuz it's like it's like literally like half a second like you just go it's like you're done but with somebody is trying to like make sure you see that they see that you that they are licking their lips that it makes me so uncomfortable it is like they just I can't do it I can't it's so sick
00:40:36
Speaker
Like first of all, get some ChapStick. Not everybody has ChapStick on their person 24-7. I do. Too bad. I do also. I also have ChapStick. I have a car ChapStick, a bag ChapStick. I have a work apron ChapStick. I still can't find my car ChapStick and I'm so pissed. Somebody took it. That's what I'm going with. Oh, I just recently found my car bird's bees.
00:41:05
Speaker
I was gassed when I found it. This was good chapstick. It was vanilla peppermint. But yeah, I don't like seeing people like their lips on purpose. Yeah. Okay, right then. Okay. So age gap romances.
00:41:37
Speaker
Okay, but like, and all the time, 95% of the time, I'm not gonna, I'll still read it. I feel like it has to be like a very like specific thing. Like it can't be like a like a Leonardo DiCaprio in his like 19 year old girlfriend type thing. But like,
00:42:06
Speaker
And also they can't have kids. Because I feel like when they have kids, it'd be in me. I'm specifically talking about books, not like real life. No, but like, like, yeah, like in books, they can't have kids. What books are you reading with them? Kids is weird. And I think it's like the one I just read, it was like, she was dating the son and then she switched to the father. Like, no. Yeah, that's weird.
00:42:33
Speaker
that's weird because that boy should know like also I just can't I can't do it but like but like a little like in a book you know like a little a little like professor student like you in college I think the book would be good if the professor is not super old
00:42:55
Speaker
Yeah I'm not like super old like like maybe she's like she's like in her senior year she's like she's like 22 23 and he's like he's like 36. Okay I'm thinking more like 50 and like 21. No that's gross it has to be a specific gap. The thing is that's where my mind goes when they mention that it's an age gap romance I'm automatically gonna think 50 year old 55 year old and a 21 year old.
00:43:25
Speaker
I'm not gonna think 25 or 21 and 36 like oh but yeah like a 21 36 or even like a even like even like a 25 45 I think once he gets in the 40s I can't do it I really I feel like a 25 45 can't hit no a 20 year age gap is weird yeah like cuz y'all are in two different spots I feel like most books are written in a person's like 20 or 25
00:43:55
Speaker
girl is and then the guy is probably older and so oh and then if it's flipped i don't know if i could do that either yeah no thanks yeah okay but okay we're only doing three because that's how many i came up with so i mean we only had 27 minutes no we're not think about the 16 minutes before then anyways
00:44:24
Speaker
walking back up after bowling or like really any like sport where if you lose or you know it's like bowling in general dang i ain't never going bowling i'm so embarrassed what if i suck not gonna walk back up here and then somebody's gonna tell me i suck so now i have to think about how i suck no but you're just gonna like own the fact that you suck
00:44:46
Speaker
Yeah, you just gotta be like, I told y'all, I told y'all. I ain't wanna come bowling. As long as you own it, it's not awkward. Like, that's what I did when I went with my coworkers. I was like, yeah, I totally saw it. He's like, I'm not good at bowling. I'm here for the vibes and vibes alone. I'm here for the snacks. And to be honest, people who take people on bowling for like, as a first date, I feel so sorry for you. Because if you feel the way I feel is you're walking back up after you fold the ball, and then you just come back up and get a
00:45:15
Speaker
Ball to bowl down there, even though you sucked and you probably put it in the gutter It's embarrassing. Yeah, but it could be so cute like imagine Imagine you're looking at a dude. He just bowled the gutter, right? He's walking back and you yo strike strike strike Okay, but you felt more comfortable at that point
00:45:46
Speaker
So maybe this is like a public service announcement. But we love to go bowling. We go bowling probably five times a year. Not like that average amount that people go bowling, isn't it? No. People really don't bowl as much as they used to. That used to be a thing that you did on Friday. You would go bowl. You need to go get snacks, hang out with your friends.
00:46:12
Speaker
Y'all, we never went bowling. Why are you standing like that? Because we didn't hang out on the weekends. Wait, should we let go? After I just told you how I felt about bowling, you now wouldn't have been bowling. First of all, and we're friends. It would be fine. The bowling itself isn't the problem. It's the walking back up after you've bowled. Then you got to get another ball. You just got to do a little dance.
00:46:38
Speaker
You just gotta do like, like to get your next ball, just do a little moonwalk or something. Or if you only get strikes, you never have to go through that. Yeah, if I was good, then I would probably be a lot more confident, but because I know I suck, I'm not. Hmm. Okay, Kati, your turn. Okay, I've been trying to think about like which one to do to make it, you know, okay.
00:47:10
Speaker
y'all ever seen a dude's butt crack? but like, not like- but like just like- just like through the top of their pants and just be- or actually that's not true, I know what mine is y'all ever seen a dude stand on his tippy toes? that's my ick
00:47:35
Speaker
No at that point if you're if you're six foot standing on your tippy toes we might not need what's up there if you can't just reach it please don't stand on your tiptoes to get it so what about a ladder yes climb a ladder just don't stand on your tiptoes to reach something like literally it'd be so embarrassing
00:48:03
Speaker
Seeing somebody on their tiptoes for no reason. You can't want something that bad. I've actually never seen someone, a guy, suffer on tippy toes. I have.
00:48:24
Speaker
I tried to point it out to y'all the last time I saw it, but y'all were- y'all were too busy tearing up those bucky sandwiches to pay attention to. Oh, I remember. I saw that. That didn't bother me. It didn't. Okay. Side note, that grilled cheese hit, okay? I'm not saying it bothered me, but it was just like, why are you doing that?
00:48:49
Speaker
Like stand on your tire or something. That's a pickup truck. They got little feet things everywhere. Why are you standing on your tiptoes? Why does it matter? Cause it's just, I don't know. There's some, there's something about being on about seeing him on his tiptoes that I did not like. Okay. Last one.
00:49:14
Speaker
Oh, I mean, great. I'll go ahead and say another book one. But like, I don't want to be too in a row. Oh, what is it? Looks that are like all steam and no like storyline. Oh, wait. So like name one, because I love a good steamy book. It was actually the same age. But like in it. Okay. But is this like a book? Like an actual book? Like 300 pages?
00:49:44
Speaker
like 300 pages. Yeah, I'm okay with like more of like the hookup type book. But if it's like they're in an actual relationship, and like, the relationship is progressing, they're like, I love you and stuff towards the end, but you never actually feel that build up. You don't actually understand the relationship because the whole thing is just spice. I hate those books. Is it like, yes, literally every chapter or like every two? Oh, yikes. What? Interesting. Oh,
00:50:12
Speaker
Yeah, I feel like on 300 pages, you gotta have a little bit of story. You gotta have a little bit of plot. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's all I got. Cool. Yeah, crazy. Oh, wait, are you stopping the thing? No, I haven't stopped it yet. We're supposed to say bye.
00:50:40
Speaker
Oh well you said peace out and so I thought that was just us saying bye. I don't know. You said cool. You didn't say bye. Oh. Bye everyone. Use my code for factor so that I can not spend $106 a week on bills. Help me get some money off. Oh. First box is $70. Oh. To everyone listening.
00:51:08
Speaker
you better have read things we had from the light yeah you guys better have read we're doing a book review two weeks y'all don't listen to this episode yeah yeah we're going in two weeks if you haven't read it you know what bully casey into reading the first one also bully her you actually don't have to read the phrase i don't think they're gonna be like yeah they're connected but i don't think it's like a continuation
00:51:37
Speaker
she needs to read the first you do i'm just saying like to understand it's not like a continuance oh and i started a new book it's called the fine print okay that was all i haven't read it yet but i have it oh i'm only on chapter three
00:51:57
Speaker
Well, y'all follow Alexis. She gives great book reviews, but they only come out. They only come out in the in the middle of the worst day. A lot to book Instagram's followed me. So I feel like either somebody is watching stories and has a book Instagram. Is one of them curious? Huh? No, I don't know. Here, see who. From high school. She's a book Instagram. OK.
00:52:28
Speaker
I don't know. I'll go check that. And then, yeah, but yes, that's what I do during the day's post book review. Oh, I just read a really good book review. Maybe Raven should start posting on her Instagram because she was going to have all of my Instagram. You don't have one. Please do. You know what? We'll put that on our 2023 vision board or you know what? Better yet, posted on our podcast. Oh, yeah. Have a little segment.
00:52:55
Speaker
because we literally have a little um whatchamacallit with the book thingy on it so utilize that okay anyway have a great three-day weekend if you're three-day weekend if not have a great week and and i hope your week was better than ours bye i know i'm a hater oh my gosh