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40: A Whole Lot of Nothing

S1 E40 · Codependent Podcast
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Hi, y'all, and welcome back to this week's episode! We are rambling about a whole lot of nothing this week! Have a good weekend!

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Transcript

Toto's Grooming Adventures

00:00:00
Speaker
Wow, that's crazy. Toto got banned from Petco. Why? How? Grooming. Why? Because we dropped him off there at like 1.30 today. And I get a call at 4.20 saying that they can't groom him. And I'm like, why? And he's like, they're like, he's squirming too much and just screaming. Screaming?
00:00:29
Speaker
And I'm like, oh, okay. Cause you know, he doesn't know what's going on. And so then like I get there, they gave him a bath and they cut like the gunk from his eyes. I get home and I get the scissors and I start trimming him and he's just sitting there letting me do it. I'm like, dude, what is going on? He doesn't like the people at Petco. You gotta just be like, Hey Petco, he's actually kind of blind. So like, if you could just like not sneak up on him with scissors. We told him that.
00:00:57
Speaker
I guess he just doesn't like Petco or whoever is doing it because we like Rosie's perfectly fine. Well, maybe, maybe he has a preference. I mean, you should like, you know, take his preference into consideration. He's above Petco. But I trimmed his face and he's really cute now. Was he ugly before? Well, he had hair like. Oh, he couldn't even see his eyes.
00:01:27
Speaker
Y

Part-Time Movie Theater Job Perks

00:01:28
Speaker
'all, I got my first, I got my first schedule for my new part-time job. What is it? When do we work and when can I come watch movies? Oh, you're for real working in the movie theater? Yes, I went and interviewed yesterday. No, when did I interview yesterday? Wednesday? Two days ago. Yeah, yesterday. Oh, yes. You said tomorrow on your tweet. Yup, I got the job. I got my schedule. I can look at it. When do you work?
00:01:57
Speaker
Okay, so I have to come in next Tuesday for training, and then they have me scheduled friggin' 5.30 to 11 on Friday. Wow, you're working a schedule like I work a schedule. 5.30 to 11 on Friday, 2.30 to 9 on Saturday, 3 to 9 on Sunday.
00:02:23
Speaker
when I tell you I better like first of all I better I better be racking in tips how much are you making it's like they pay you like a server at like a restaurant so like you can't get us free tickets no I can oh okay that's all we're concerned about I don't care how much you make I just want to know can I come like yeah y'all come see a movie on
00:02:53
Speaker
On Tuesday, after 5.30, that's when I'll be training. I'll be out there. Okay. I don't know what to say.

Intense Workout Session Aftermath

00:03:02
Speaker
Raven, what do you do during the week? Well, Tuesday we have an interview coming in and so a couple of us are taking him out that night. You know what you should have done yesterday?
00:03:15
Speaker
Wednesday. Gone to ice rink class with us. Let me tell you, I had to leave the room because one, I got nauseous. Two, I had to pee really bad. And there was there was no spinning. This was our full body workout. How do I look like?
00:03:33
Speaker
if we were hopped up on pre-workout and i'm telling you know how like pre-workout if you like making you like tingle and stuff there was no tingles i was drenched in sweat i was i was working hard my legs are going and doing hurl with um the little weights and doing like you know all the way up
00:03:54
Speaker
And we were just doing so many. It was like, by the end I started, we had done like a hundred curls and like a hundred shoulder press and like a minute of like lateral holds and like a hundred lateral raises. Squat jumps. We just stand on the bike and do butt kicks. So what day can y'all get someone free? I feel like it's on Wednesday.
00:04:18
Speaker
next next Monday we're gonna ask because I think it's like Wednesdays in October if you wear pink you can get someone in for free okay and just so you're aware when you come be prepared to be
00:04:32
Speaker
done after actually the big girls seven minutes in you will be sweating because seven minutes in yesterday i was like did i really decide to come no but when i tell you i was like making time like so usually by like the 15 minute mark i'm only at like i'm only at maybe like
00:04:50
Speaker
like a mile and a half, maybe two, I was at like three miles, 15 minutes in. And I was like, I was pumping. I was like, oh my gosh. And we did our roller coaster, which is where you go up by increments and like you go down fast and you go right back up. And I was hitting it. I swear I hit 160 RPMs for like two seconds, which is a good tip for me. I barely got to 130.
00:05:19
Speaker
because when i tell you he was he'd be watching he'll come over in between me and alexis and just be standing there and it makes me so uncomfortable because i'm like alexis if you don't try harder because both of us look like we trying hard wow look my little legs can't move that fast and then i get nervous as i'm like
00:05:39
Speaker
pedaling super hard, you know, I get to 130 and then I, I get scared that like, okay, you know, that feeling when like you're like, like on a real bike, when you're going downhill, where the pedals are just moving too fast for your legs and your legs get all wobbly. That sometimes happens to me when I start getting a little too fast. Yeah. Hopefully he doesn't make us do like, you know, pedaling with no hands because
00:06:03
Speaker
Oh my God, the girl next to me, she was hitting like 120, no hands on the bike, hands down beside her, she's going. The girl next to me kept watching mine. Like, you're making me nervous. And we did squat jumps, which was difficult. She's moving. She was frozen for a second. Oh, she's doing something with the cat.
00:06:32
Speaker
Yeah, Casey's cat sitting. She's like a cat person now. You think like when she gets home, Vaughn's gonna sniff her and be like, oh my goodness, you were hanging out with the enemy. Maybe Vaughn likes cats. I don't know. Vaughn doesn't give me cat energy. She gives off. I just want you to play with me. Cats are stupid. What are you talking about?
00:07:00
Speaker
We were trying to figure out if cat, if Von is a cat dog. Oh my god, no. Von is a dog dog. So when you get home and she sniffs you and smells guava, is she gonna be upset? No. She smells guava on camera and all the time. Oh. How often does he come home? Actually not that often.
00:07:27
Speaker
And when he does come home, he does not stay for more than six minutes. Is he coming to your groceries? No. Sometimes he'll come to pick up mail or pick up a package. Or on Sundays, he'll come. But he'll always come late and he'll eat dinner when everybody else is done eating dinner. And then he'll come up to my room and be like, hey. And then he'll be like, you are not allowed up there. You are not allowed up there.
00:07:55
Speaker
you should put foil on the counter get down you're not allowed i know he doesn't let you go up there move get off why does camera need so much water he has a little water thingy in the back plus a 24 pack of water in the fridge he must be really hydrated you are not allowed up there so what are we talking about today
00:08:24
Speaker
I have no idea. Hey, y'all watching Bachelor in Paradise now? I'm

Bachelor in Paradise Drama

00:08:29
Speaker
just kidding. I literally did not. No. But I watched a bunch of recaps. I kind of know what's going on. And also, Alexis spoiled things for me. I told her I didn't want to know. And she's one of those people. And she just told me. She's not even going to watch it. She was like, I want to find out organically. I wanted to find it out organically. I think it's weird that Lace and Rodney have a thing right now. I didn't know that.
00:08:55
Speaker
Oh, sorry. Not like in real life in the show. Are you even gonna watch it? I'm watching last week's episode right now. Last week? Obviously you don't care that much. Apparently, y'all never watched Love Island. It's supposed to be like a Casa Amor thing. Yeah, that's gonna be crazy. Okay, so I saw someone post about
00:09:25
Speaker
Someone on The Bachelor being into underage girls. Who? Ooh, who? I don't know. So for whose season? Do we have any details? I think it's this season. This season? Paradise or like? Yeah, Paradise. I want to say it's Pizza Peter. Jacob. Who's Pizza Peter? Jacob. I was going with Peter. Yes, Jacob. I saw him.
00:09:54
Speaker
in a picture in the like uh comments but i don't know if that was meaning it was him or if there was just i don't know you want to know what's also crazy that i've noticed what like i just i have to stop listening to somebody to the music of somebody that i really like so y'all know rex orange county right don't tell me we're canceling him rex orange county

Rex Orange County Tour Cancellation

00:10:23
Speaker
so he came out he was like yeah guys sorry I have to cancel the american the north american leg of my tour for personal reasons blah blah blah it comes out earlier this week the personal reasons is that the english government just brought up six charges of sexual assault against him this man can't leave the country who is this? Rex Orange County
00:10:50
Speaker
It's the joking. Yeah, I was like, what the heck? And I like was so getting into his album. And I was like, Oh, this album is so good. I definitely go see him in concert for this to happen. Raven, I would just like to say
00:11:07
Speaker
It's rare that you're ever on Twitter. So I'm just, I'm very shocked that this is where you found that information out. No, see what had happened was I have like notifications on my Twitter app. And so then I always open it. And then it's always that, uh, I would do like for you trending. Yeah. I was correct. It was pizza Peter. Oh, it was also down here. It shows him.
00:11:37
Speaker
Who is that? I can't see it. It's too whitewashed. Oh, because he's so greasy and I didn't even know about the underage. I don't want to mark this explicit. But maybe they're just saying that he's greasy. Oh. Oh. Oh, no, they're saying at least they knew on the beach not to hang out with him. Casey, just get the cat off the counter. I don't know how to keep her off the counter.
00:12:04
Speaker
Put some foil down. He owns the pizza shop. He was on Claire and Tayshia season. And he was like- I remember, what does he look like? I forgot what he looks like. Well, he's on Paradise right now, but he's like real annoying owns pizza shop. Got into a fight with some guy. Not like fight, fight. Yeah. I remember him. Um, it's a minor involved. I wish I could say more. Just be aware that often,
00:12:34
Speaker
Who is Cassidy? Tim Brooks. Isn't that Cassidy from? No. That's not the same Cassidy from last season? No. This is why I don't get on Twitter. So, you watch 911, the resident, Dahmer?
00:13:01
Speaker
Did I watch 9-1-1? I did not finish 9-1-1, nor did I finish the rest of it. Did you watch Grey's? No. So disappointing. So disappointing. It's actually not as bad as I thought it would be. Who is making that noise? Kiyoshi up on the fridge. She's a cat. Let her be.
00:13:30
Speaker
Thank you. But they're like, I guess, alluding to like how the residents used to be in season one. And I just don't think we should be doing that. Just end the season peacefully and let's keep it moving.

SNL Skits and Controversies

00:13:46
Speaker
I'm not going to like this season. I already feel it. Not that Kira posted, proud that Harvard produces the most mature and unproblematic contestants of the franchise.
00:13:58
Speaker
don't watch it and I can't stand her. I feel like she's different outside. I don't care if I ever like what if I ever got like a referral and they're like, Oh, I'm going to send you to this Dr. Kira whatever her last name is. I can't pronounce it. I'd be like send me somewhere else. She was out here acting a fool on TV and now she's supposed to be my doctor. Well,
00:14:23
Speaker
Someone said, how can you be a doctor? Like, how is your workplace handling this? And she said, well, I didn't do anything unethical. That is true. And now she's living her best life. Can I just tell you what happened? No. No, I'm going to watch. Yeah, I'll believe that when pigs fly. I'm not going to watch that on my TV right now. It's paused. Whatever. Whatever. Well, somebody comes back. We'll just leave it at that.
00:14:55
Speaker
but y'all see the SNL skit? Oh my god I didn't watch it but I actually I did watch some of it and oh my god first of all I like SNL hot I know hot take coming from someone born in 2000 but I I be eating up SNL a little bit baby baby getting a little
00:15:17
Speaker
They're getting a lot of heat right now. A couple of chuckles from me because it came out. Okay guys, this is about the Try Guys scandal. Yeah, we're giving an update to our, when we talked about it a couple weeks ago. So Ned from the Try Guys in a podcast episode of the tripod said that he had a friend that writes for SNL that went to Yale at the same time. He said they had a two-year overlap at Yale and they're buddies.
00:15:46
Speaker
And so it comes out, the opening skit that they have is a Try Guys thing, CNN thing kind of. And all they're doing is they're making fun of the Try Guys. The Try Guys are talking about how it was so sad that they like lost a friend in this. And what they're doing is trying to trivialize what Ned did, which was
00:16:08
Speaker
One, completely disrespect his wife and his marriage and his family, and two, he messed with his best friend's bags, like massively.
00:16:20
Speaker
Okay. They probably shut out a pretty penny to hire an HR consultant to come in. No, not even that. Because of what Ned did, the final episode of their TV show on Food Network, which before it was airing at a prime spot on
00:16:41
Speaker
on like Fridays at like 7 p.m. or something like a primetime TV spot they ended up putting that out at Friday at 9 a.m. Seriously? Yes because they had to release the episode but like they weren't gonna give him primetime TV spot that like
00:17:04
Speaker
and also and just so many things but they were sitting there yeah and they're like oh they stopped they fired him for kissing a food baby they fired a try guy for kissing the food baby no
00:17:18
Speaker
It's not even that it's not even that he had a consensual workplace relationship. It's more of the fact that he owns the company and still have this relationship. But when he cares that you cheated on your wife, they just care about the whole power dynamic of it. I care. People care that you cheated on your wife just because we all know her. I care that he cheated on his wife. I care that what's your name? Alex was licking his wife dead in the face knowing she was getting rid of her.
00:17:45
Speaker
They all work together. Ariel has the podcast on their tripod. That Alex helps produce. Yeah. Shady. That's what I'm mad about. I'm mad that you had your kids around. She hasn't released a statement at all. She probably won't. This is true. You know, you should really stop moving. It's not me.
00:18:14
Speaker
the cat did not jump down from the refrigerator back to the counter that you were on in a matter of five seconds she jumped off she walked all the way around and got my knocked my keys interesting you know okay something else happened that people were like confirming on tick tock today oh no y'all don't care about that I had to do a country music but something else is going on on tick tock too
00:18:42
Speaker
I don't

Dancing with the Stars Predictions

00:18:43
Speaker
know. My TikTok's been pretty chill. It's not lesbian TikTok drama. No, that's past. Oh, but you know what is going good? Gabby on Dancing with the Stars. She's doing fantastic. I thought that was her show. Yeah, I do have some strange suspicion that either Charli is going to come in second or she's going to come in first.
00:19:06
Speaker
And Gabby's gonna come in third, and then Wayne Brady's either gonna win or he's gonna come in second. Those are like the top three people that have consistently been getting fairly good scores. And if you are a watcher of Dancing with the Stars, you would know that typically means you're gonna be in the top three. What? If you keep getting good scores, like I'm surprised Jordan Sparks is still on. Like I thought she would've been voted off by now. Oh, Jordan Sparks is on this show? Yeah.
00:19:36
Speaker
Yeah. And it's amazing that she's still there. Well, Monday night was Disney plus night, so she didn't do it. I don't know what she was actually, but, um, Gabby was guardians of the galaxy. She was Gamora. Yeah. Eric was there. Rachel was there. The whole crew was there.
00:20:04
Speaker
You know what else I thought of the other day? Why is Jared and Ashley Eye on Bachelor in Paradise? Typically, you come, you drop off a date card, and you leave. Why are they still there? I feel like Bachelor in Paradise is going downhill. Well, yeah, we got to bring in stuff from other shows at this point, so let it go. And also, why are there 16 episodes? This is the longest season of Paradise ever. Apparently, they had to buy more slots. I don't understand why.
00:20:35
Speaker
Cut down all the advertisements, bruh. Cut down all the people that are gonna be there. How is he getting? Nevermind. Oh, there's subpoenaing Trump. That was interesting to watch today.

Anticipation for Rihanna and Beyoncé Tours

00:20:52
Speaker
Oh, you be watching the news? Yeah. Oh. Yeah, and I thought it was absolutely hilarious. Oh my gosh, guys.
00:21:02
Speaker
I'll tell you I'll tell y'all this off camera. I'll tell y'all this off podcast. Why? This is a patreon exclusive conversation. We don't even have a patreon. My own personal patreon that y'all are subscribers to. It's y'all and my mom. It's where I tell y'all all the stuff I don't say on the internet. Interesting. You know Rihanna is going on or she's like supposed to be going on tour.
00:21:27
Speaker
I would sell my left hand to go see Rihanna on tour. So is Beyonce. But Rihanna? I will be selling my left hand to go to Taylor Swift only if this album is good. If it sucks, I won't be there. But she can produce nothing wrong. My dream concert, and I feel like it could happen. My dream concert, Megan Thee Stallion, Flo Milly.
00:21:59
Speaker
I feel like I would transcend it to a new, just a new level of me. You know who would go to that concert with you? I don't care if nobody went with me. Lauren, she would be about your best bet. When I tell you? Because I only know one of the two people you mentioned. Flo Millie. Who is that? I'd be like, yeah. Literally just that I only know one of the two.
00:22:24
Speaker
You need to listen to Flo Milly. Flo Milly is so good. Is she TikTok viral? Yes. What song? Oh, shoot. What's the part of the song? I do not remember it. No, yes, it is really recent.
00:22:47
Speaker
Oh, oh, okay. Oh, snatch this soul. She's on We Not Humpkin, the remix. What is that? We Not Humpkin. I don't know what that is. Oh my God. But oh my gosh, Lemalee is so good. I am so sorry. She is like, oh my gosh.
00:23:10
Speaker
wow super freaky girl was just deemed too pop for the rap category of the grammys that sucks but yeah and i'm really obsessed speaking of music i'm changing the subject speaking of music i'm really obsessed with monolia right now i don't know who that is you don't know no black female rappers do you? no other than Meg Thee Stallion
00:23:34
Speaker
Well, Mona Leo is another familiar... Oh, Nicki Minaj, Cardi B. I also listen... Oh my God. So you just... Okay. So you just know the popular. But also, Glow Rilla. I've been listening to Glow Rilla. I've been listening to Mona Leo. I've been listening to Flo Milly. I have been in my Black Girl Rap era. I just be... I be rolling up to my job. Windows down. Sunglasses on. Music blasting. And I be leaving my job the same way.
00:24:05
Speaker
Interesting. Your music taste is a little weird. It's literally not. What is this, Alexis? I don't know, but I thought it was real interesting. The Walmart is doing that. What are you talking about? Well, I sent it to you on Twitter. My laptop's about to die. I'd like my phone. Wow. On Twitter. Nick The Stallion is going to be on SNL.
00:24:35
Speaker
You

Megan Thee Stallion on SNL

00:24:36
Speaker
didn't know that already? No, I'll wait. I feel like whenever they like first announced it, but I definitely forgot because I don't be like up in SNL that much. I just be, I be casual. The only reason I keep up with SNL anymore is for Kenan and Kenan only.
00:24:55
Speaker
Oh goodness. I don't really care about the people that are on it. I just sometimes it's funny. You know Keenan, his wife is dating like one of the ex-SNL members? Well, his estranged wife. Let's put it that way. No. Yeah. My dream is to be on a Hot Ones episode.
00:25:21
Speaker
Right? I want to know how bad is it going to kill you. I want to do it so bad.
00:25:28
Speaker
or like even if like like for a surprise party if my friends like bought all the hot ones hot sauces and like made me wings and like we and like we got I got to just try all the wings wow that would be so great imagine imagine if I had a birthday coming up in the next four years that they could like stick this idea in the back of their head for a surprise party
00:25:58
Speaker
I almost said something, but I don't think I can say that. Yeah, y'all see how much they hate me. I wasn't listening. Who? It still proves my point. So I get my baby. I was thinking about the thing that I was going to say, but I can't say. What? Well, I can't say it. Why can't you? Because it talks about other people. Other people we know. I love talking about other people we know.
00:26:27
Speaker
Yeah, but here's the problem. People listen to this. And what if that person is listening to this? I can't talk about them if they're listening to this. Who actually listens to us? Oh, now, now I'm curious. Y'all, after podcasts, it's not even it's not even anything bad. Like, it's actually pretty good. I just didn't want to say it. And it'd be like, oh, my goodness. Did you hear what Alexis Raymond Casey said on their podcast?
00:26:56
Speaker
and we stand by it, 10 toes down, no retractions. Do we? Yes. We'll just cut it out. Except that one thing that Alex cut out. No, because I don't want to edit this. Alex, that one thing that Alex just cut out of her pocket, that was probably the funniest thing she's ever seen. It was so funny. And you know what? She doesn't even remember it. Huh?
00:27:22
Speaker
Was that one thing from a while ago? Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. That clip will never make the light of day. But when I tell you- It won't. I'll be canceled. Because why does she say that? To be quite honest, I don't even remember exactly what I said. I remember what you said. I don't remember what context it was. Yeah, what were we talking about? Shawn Mendes. Oh.
00:27:53
Speaker
Did I say he looked homeless or something? No, never mind. No, that made it into the episode when you said that, I think.
00:28:11
Speaker
Well, did y'all see Chance the Rapper is going to be a part of the voice? Did y'all see Lyle Lyle Crocodile? Yeah, but I did see that because I also saw that Nyle was going to be a part of the voice. Yeah, this is Blake's last season and Kelly's coming back and it's going to be Nyle and Chance the Rapper. You can't just call him Chance. Oh wait, they're like, oh, I thought they were like special guests. No, everyone thought that they were like Kelly Clarkson and Chance the Rapper were having like a collab. No.
00:28:40
Speaker
oh i may need to start watching yeah because i've they've never had like a rap person or like a rapper on yeah that's true one of the like the judges and everyone's saying like they're obsessed with camila cabello and ew
00:28:56
Speaker
I be watching, I be watching, and actually my dad watches, and he's like, who is she? Can she sing? And I be in the kitchen. No, she can't sing. He goes, but who is she? I go, she was in Fifth Harmony. She goes, Casey, but who is she? What's her name? Camilla. And I be seeing her whole entire background. No, she was in Fifth Harmony, and then she went solo, and then- And she dated Shawn Mendez and made him look homeless. And made him release a bad album.
00:29:24
Speaker
Speaking of Shawn Mendes, Lyle Lyle Crocodile. I thought it was gonna be bad. That movie's so good. Did you go and see it? Mm-hmm. Oh, you my mom. So do you get your mom in for free?
00:29:42
Speaker
No. I just paid for the ticket to whenever we go. Oh. Because that's what my dad thought, because me and my parents have been going to the movies a lot, and I'll just buy the tickets. And my dad's talking about, yeah, I can't believe that Casey's been getting this all in for free. I'm like, free to you. I've been paying for your ticket. He goes, oh, you felt free to me. I'm like, I know it did.
00:30:07
Speaker
Must be nice. Every time I try and go to the movies with you, you refuse. That's literally not true. I love going to the movies. You've never asked me to go to the movies. You don't pay for me. Podcasts don't let her put that out in the internet. She never wants to go to the movies with me. Anytime I be asking people to go to the movies, it'll just be, oh, I'm going over it. I got a man now.
00:30:32
Speaker
I was spending the weekend, I was spending the weekend, um, she goes, I have a fiance. You're right. I do. And anytime I ask her to hang out, I get married in five months and still don't know what the heck I'm putting on tables. So yes, I have things to do. I have a fiance. I was like, shoot, we can't go through the movies for two hours.
00:30:58
Speaker
It's okay. But I gotta be honest, I don't ask Raven to go to the movies. You know, Raven's always busy. She never has time for me. I'm not busy. I'm gonna start asking you to go to the movies with me. You work all hours of the day, even though your hours are only from like eight to five. I've been here four o'clock for the past three weeks. What the heck are you doing? You fibber. Why didn't you ask us to hang out? Thank you. We could have gone and got marks. Yeah.
00:31:27
Speaker
Remember that one time we said we were going to go get tacos and marks on a Thursday and we never did it. It was a Tuesday and it was also along with Tiny Tattoos days. Yeah. We were supposed to get tacos and tiny tattoos. I want a cloud. Let's go. No. No. I just feel like it was a license and it was linked with it. It was against it from the beginning. So don't even.
00:31:50
Speaker
no because because i there's a girl at my job she goes casey how old are you i'm like uh 21 and she goes have you ever been to a club i'm like no my friends don't like hanging out with me that's so not true i like clubs thank you the fact that i don't hang out with you i just am not a very social it doesn't matter if y'all don't like it i'm the last to turn 21 so y'all gonna at least let me experience it
00:32:19
Speaker
I like to be in bed by 9pm and you can't offer me that. One night, I just say we just go out on the town. We hit a little... We hit a little...
00:32:28
Speaker
I think I'm hitting that, that like area in my life where, you know, I'm done. You're 23. You're 23. And you didn't party earlier. You can't hit past your partying days. You sent me, Casey, to a party at your school's homecoming. And when I tell you, it was a little fun too. I was in there. It's okay. If you want to go, you can go next week or this week.
00:32:57
Speaker
I think my hour order is going. Should we drive down? Is it this week? It's next week. Should we? Y'all actually, I work next week. I can't do next week. I mean, I work next week too. I'm going to the fair this weekend. I'm so excited. I'm going on Saturday. We're going on Sunday. Y'all have to make me cry.
00:33:22
Speaker
I'm so sorry. Speaking of being the crier of the Fred group, you have to make me cry. Like I said, go with Lauren. She'll probably ditch him for you. You're going with Lauren to a Jessie Reyes concert. Why can't you go to the favorite her? Just say it. That'll listen to this.
00:33:47
Speaker
Casey, we can't read your lips and you're not speaking, so put the mute back on. Casey, they're not going to listen to this. You can say it. We can still hear you whispering. Anyways, I'm mad at them for deciding they don't want to go to the fair in the group if y'all can't tell.
00:34:18
Speaker
I'm holding a grudge. Did y'all pay full price for your tickets? I get a discounted through my job. How much did you pay? 16. Per ticket? Mm-hmm. Oh, OK. OK. Yep, so now I will never be able. I was going to say, if you paid 16 altogether, how dare you not call me? How much did you pay? 16 per ticket. Or I think I paid 36 in total.
00:34:47
Speaker
Yeah, so now... Who did the McDonald's coupon? So now I won't be able to try, I won't be able to try the, the chicharrones nachos. I, I won't be able to try, I won't be able to get a corn dog. No one said you couldn't go, you just didn't want to go with them. Oh. Wait, that sounded so bad. I didn't mean it like that. And those are Alexis's worries, not mine. And because I said it earlier, she got to stand 10 toes down for what she just said. So if anybody wants to come at her,
00:35:18
Speaker
I'm telling you, she will leave that man for you. Just ask her. Go with Alice. Alice has a boyfriend now. She'd probably leave him for you too. I don't want y'all to leave y'all's boyfriends for me. I just

Inviting Someone to the Fair

00:35:38
Speaker
wanted to go with all of my friends at the same time. You didn't want to go with all of us. And hang out.
00:35:46
Speaker
Um, you know, I just had a revelation, you know, who you should go to the fair with. Alexis, if you say something dumb, I will leave. I'm telling you right now. Um, it probably is dumb, but he did tweet earlier this week that he wanted a date to the fair. So I think that it's only right that you should like be like, look, I'm going to the fair.
00:36:06
Speaker
alone. I'm not going I'm not going to the fair alone. Why would I? Why would I need to know that I would never am never could never see Casey, sweetie, we gotta be bold. Alexa, stop talking to me. Stop talking to me. For somebody, stop talking to me. I'm not doing this to you. Not a live podcast. Well, I feel like it makes it so much better. No, I'm not doing this to you.
00:36:35
Speaker
I think you should, but you're not going to. You refuse to ask anyone on a date yourself. And we're not into hookup culture, so therefore, that limits our dating prospects. It's looking like in five months, your plus one is gonna be for the cat. Actually, no, screw the cat. I won't bond. No, wait, sorry. No offense, guava. I'm not doing this to you.
00:37:04
Speaker
You think? If um... Is Vaan... Is she... Could she walk downstairs for me? Did she know how to walk downstairs for me? No, without getting distracted by other people. No. Oh. Maybe I should call Toto. He'll do it for me. Raven, are you gonna... You can't say this. No, you know like in the wedding. Raven, are you gonna have Toto in your wedding? No, he can't see. Raven, put him somewhere. You can't say that!
00:37:35
Speaker
No, he, we let him outside to use the restroom last night. Couldn't find him for like 15, 20 minutes because he got turned around and was going the opposite direction of the house. And he was all the way, you know, he was all the way. You got a lot. Just lost. That's a far walk though. Like from the front of like your entrance to your house. That's such a far walk. Oh yeah. He got lost. He was just turned around. I thought he was, um,
00:38:05
Speaker
I thought he fell into the pond. He can swim. Dogs can swim. But he rolled also, so I don't know how long that would last. He doesn't run anymore. He'll just come out blue. You can put him in a little basket and turn him down the aisle. He's got to be the star of the show. He's not going to be in it. I can barely get him groomed. Sure. Well, that's because he didn't want to go to Petco.
00:38:34
Speaker
He just couldn't tell you he didn't want to go to PetSmart. He wanted to go to the other place. He doesn't like PetSmart. Why? PetSmart cut him? Like on his body or like his feet? Oh my goodness, we do not stand PetSmart. We're never going to give a sponsorship.
00:39:01
Speaker
But yeah, basically he said, I don't want to go to Petco.

Finding a Groomer for Toto

00:39:04
Speaker
Take me here. And you didn't listen. Kids don't want to go anywhere. Is the other place more expensive than Petco? No, they're just by my old house. Oh, that's why I'm keeping these brains in as long as I can. You know, Casey cycled yesterday in class with them down and I just want to know that must have been work.
00:39:29
Speaker
Sometimes I work out with my hair down so then it makes me sweat more. Oh. Sometimes I work out with my hair down because I just think it makes me look cute. I think it makes me look like a cute little gym girl. Especially when I wear shorts. And Alexis talks about me because I tucked the back of my t-shirt up into my sports bra. It's so cringy. She's trying to be like every gym girlie on TikTok. I don't care. That's who I want to be. Oh.
00:39:59
Speaker
We lost someone. She left the podcast. Oh, she's back. Excuse me. That was cute. Very powerful. Thanks. My she in order will be shipping. I still need I still need this may be like taboo, but I still need to buy my my bridesmaids dress. Yeah, all of y'all do except Raven.
00:40:29
Speaker
pretty got mine really oh like didn't you say no but like IRL oh by the way in case you didn't know Raven you're in charge of my bouquet and the ring and Casey you're in charge of fluffing my dress what the heck

Wedding Responsibilities Humor

00:40:54
Speaker
Yeah, Raven's the more responsible one out of all of us. That's literally not true. Out of y'all two? That's literally not true. Okay, so we were talking to the officiant and she was like, okay, so who's gonna be in charge of holding your bouquet? And I said, I don't know, I guess the one closest to me, so probably Raven. And then she was like, okay, so who's gonna hold your ring? And I said, oh, probably Raven too. And then she says, okay, so is Raven gonna fluff your dress? And I said, no, that'll be Casey. I'm not a good dress fluffer.
00:41:21
Speaker
It's real weird making your dark skin friend fluff your dress. That's crazy. That's crazy. You said A. You said A. The dark skin wing can do that. Let me see. Shoo, Alexis. Kacey. The anti-blackness runs deep. Kacey, now I'm going to figure out how you're going to hold the ring, because your dress doesn't have pockets, right? Mine does. Oh, OK, OK. I got really excited actually.
00:41:50
Speaker
that works but yes i gotta go get it altered it's way too long so you know but we gotta figure out what shoes i'm wearing first so yeah as long as they're up and towed and nude okay yeah i feel like it's stupid to like make everyone have matching shoes because depending on your dress you probably won't even see them yeah probably not and it's literally only for 15 minutes like i don't really care like short nude heels i'll probably wear
00:42:19
Speaker
Yeah, I mean you get into that. Well, I don't want them because they're too tall or not that y'all would really say that. Y'all are all pretty like, you know, chill people, but I'll be off chance. Yeah, this is what I wanted to see today. A nice cat booty. How old is the cat? Four months ago had some cute cats today.
00:42:48
Speaker
That's where she's from. I thought she was from somewhere else. Like a shopper. They were having an adoption day. Oh. OK. You got anything to say? I'm going to end the podcast and actually come up with an idea for next week. Yeah, possibly. Like next. Monday,

Scheduling Next Podcast Episode

00:43:15
Speaker
possibly.
00:43:18
Speaker
You mean in like two days? What's good as day? Maybe Tuesday, I might have to do the thing. What? Oh, okay. Well, you know, just let us know. And if it is Monday, please let us know Sunday. Monday's the safest day. The other days are like, maybe maybe not. Oh, oh, I can't do Tuesday. Okay. I can't do Wednesday and maybe not Thursday.
00:43:45
Speaker
I can't do Tuesday. I probably can't do Wednesday. Yeah. Sounds great. Okay. Bye all. Bye. Bye.