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Hi, y'all, and welcome back to this week's episode! This week we are talking about what's been going on the last couple of weeks. Have a great weekend!
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Transcript
Feeling Hexed: Bad Luck and TikToks
00:00:02
Speaker
Okay, start us off. I don't have anything to start off with, except for someone put a hex on me. I mean, like say hi. Hello. Oh my bad. We've been away for three weeks. Oh yeah. We have been away for three weeks. And when I tell y'all once again, cause if you put this hex on me, I know you have to be listening to the podcast. So I just want to, I want to, I want to issue a heartfelt apology because not only have I been getting put through my paces,
00:00:31
Speaker
I've seen, I've seen like five TikToks in the past three weeks of being like a someone put a hex on you. And this is why bad stuff has been happening to you. Bad stuff has been happening. So this can only explain why. Y'all. Are you going to you going to finish that? Explain why. Blank. Explain why. If you can only explain why.
00:00:59
Speaker
insane insane things have been happening like how y'all know y'all know i'm a little drake lover boy so even though i shouldn't be holding out hope i am so but yeah oh my god also also i just shared my instagram with some people from my second job and um
Sharing Instagram and Podcast Concerns
00:01:29
Speaker
I do have the podcast link in my Instagram bio. I doubt they're listening to this because also our podcast is 18 upright. But if y'all are- I mean it's not labeled like that. I mean like emotionally I feel like it is.
00:01:53
Speaker
But I don't know. Sometimes we have emotional intelligence of someone who's 17. But I wasn't. But I wasn't listening. But I didn't listen to 18 things whenever I was like 17. So that's a lie. Y'all are listening to this. Hey, guys. What's up? This is what my voice actually sounds like when I'm not miserable. How are y'all? What does it sound like at work? I word my voice sounds like this. This is how I talk when I'm at work.
00:02:23
Speaker
I literally do not get any love in this and this is how I talk about work. Like y'all see how y'all can barely hear me?
Work Voice vs. Real Voice
00:02:30
Speaker
I'm literally like doobie looking at me and how can I just be like yeah no okay.
00:02:34
Speaker
Don't take this the wrong way, but no wonder you don't work front of the house. I'm so sorry. First of all, I do work front of the house. I'm not a theater host. That is so unnecessary because I don't act like that when I talk to guests. Okay, well, how are they supposed to know that? I had to work podium the other night and I was talking like this. I was like, hey, what's up, you guys? What are we seeing tonight? What's up? What are we doing? Here's my little spiel. There you go. Enjoy your movie. Head on back.
00:03:04
Speaker
And then, but like talking, like when I'm married, they'll be talking to me, they'll be like, hey, Casey, can you do this? I'll be like, yeah, no problem. Or like someone else will be talking, my mother's like, oh, Casey does blah, blah, blah. And I'll be like, ha ha, yeah, that's so funny. Like this is literally how I talk over it when my mouth barely moves. And like my voice does not get any higher than this.
00:03:28
Speaker
And unless we're super busy and people keep asking me questions from behind my head, sometimes I'll have a system with how I'm making drinks and popcorn. And then someone will be like, oh, let me grab these to help. But I already have all the cups set in front of me. And I'm just like, I don't need help. I don't need help. Please don't touch it. I don't need help. I'm sure. Get away from me. And I'll be like, I'm so sorry if I'm acting like I'm alive, but I have a system.
00:03:57
Speaker
I hope your coworkers are listening to this. I mean, why? I didn't say anything bad. I just like to make a teacher about it later on in life. Later on in life, you mean tomorrow when I have to work 6.30 to midnight? I'm off on Sunday. Ew. I think I'm going to do it. I think me and my room here are going to do a little Dallas date on Sunday. It should be fun. I'll be recovering on Sunday.
00:04:23
Speaker
Elle from T-Swift. Are you leaving tomorrow after work? We're leaving Saturday morning, but this whole merch situation is making me nervous. Yeah, Bestie, you're not getting merch. They are already in line. I know. They are already in line.
Taylor Swift Concert Worries
00:04:40
Speaker
I tried to convince Jared's dad to go stand in line for me at 4am this morning because that's the time that he wakes up.
00:04:47
Speaker
And he was like, well, no, I can't do that. I took off work yesterday. The deep freezer died. And that's more important than Taylor Swift. Yeah. So we're going to get there at 2 30. And if I don't get the merch, I just may have to go back on Sunday because they're allocating like everything for each day. If that makes any sense. It's like sweatshirt that I want. I'm willing to take two of them. Um,
00:05:16
Speaker
they're supposed to be like restocking every, every day. I will be ugly crying because he mute herself because now I can no longer hear. Okay. I'm going to assume she did, but anyway, um, I will be ugly crying, like full on tears. I don't know why. I just feel like I'm going to get emotional and then I'm just gonna,
00:05:46
Speaker
How are you going to keep that energy for a five hour concert? You know, I don't know, considering we're getting there astronomically early for the merch, but I'm going to do it.
Concert Outfit Fiasco
00:05:56
Speaker
I'm going to do it. I have panic ordered outfits on Amazon. Um, I got a refund for all of it actually, because they delivered it to the wrong house, but then it turns out they delivered it. Oh, Amazon don't listen to this. It turns out they delivered it to my neighbor. So she just brought it back over. Um, I really don't like the outfit, but it's going to have to do.
00:06:16
Speaker
Oh, I... Speaking of concerts, y'all. I don't want to talk about the Jonas Brothers right now. Yeah, okay. I just want to say, first of all, first of all, shout out to them for making it, for putting the concert, not in Dallas, in Fort Worth. One, that place, that concert hall. You don't know how tempted I am to just call the concert hall and be like, can you please? I know that you really don't handle your tickets, but like,
00:06:44
Speaker
Just put three to the side and I'll come pick them up. Just put three to the side and I will come pick them up. I will literally, y'all listen to me. Y'all need a bar back. Y'all need a bartender. I will do it. I have my TACB. I'll work as a bartender that night. Just let me be there. Okay, but here's the thing. If we don't get tickets to this show, they're going on tour. Yeah, but this is like the show, the venue's so small. This is like a thousand person venue. Do you know how intimate that'll be?
00:07:15
Speaker
I know, and I feel like they're gonna like play songs off the album and it's not out yet. And it'll feel like an old, like an old Johnny's Brothers concert. Well, actually, Johnny's Brothers concert have never been small, but it'll feel like you're like discovering a new artist in a tiny venue. I never told y'all about the Joshua Bassett concert. You went? And I will soon, hold on.
00:07:46
Speaker
When did she go to a Joshua Bassett concert? You know, I know I say this all the time, but one day, Riven will have all the time in the world for me, and I know I'm an needy friend. But one day, you will. It'll be just like old times. And when I mean old times, I mean high school. What is she doing?
00:08:15
Speaker
No, but it's very awkward. Are you on FaceTime with someone? We're busy. You know, this is why we don't have sponsors for our podcast yet, because Casey cannot take it seriously. And she is really on here cackling on FaceTime right now.
00:08:45
Speaker
So Raven, how's life? What's been going on? 60 hour weeks is what's been going on. Yikes. When do you find time for all of this? Because aren't you in the middle of doing 75 medium soft? We go after work. Oh.
Balancing Work and Fitness
00:09:07
Speaker
once after work for you. Cause if you're working 60 hours a week, you already have to do 40 and then there's an additional 20 on top of that. So are we splitting like the 10 hours into the weekend or like are we working 10 hours? Actually that's a lot of math for me to think about right now. So last week we were getting there at 6 AM and then we went until five and then go work out after. So then by the end of
00:09:35
Speaker
Monday through Friday, that's 55 hours. And then we'd have only five hours on the weekend. But then I didn't do that. I haven't been doing that lately because it's hard to get up at five and get to work at six. So it's going to be probably on the weekend. Well, keep March 13th, not March 13th, May 13th open. Why? What is that?
00:10:06
Speaker
We literally talked about it today. Oh. What does it make their teens? Yeah, put that in the calendar. Why? I think I might have a massage that day. What day does it make their teens? Go look at the Instagram DMs. Oh, oh, oh my gosh. Okay, no, you sent me that and I didn't realize what it was.
00:10:30
Speaker
until I was just scrolling on Instagram. I didn't realize that that was what it was. That's actually really cool. And I very much do want to go. Like, honestly, cool. You know, if someone's listening to this thing thinking that we're being shady, I promise we weren't being shady in that comment. Just us going in general.
00:10:51
Speaker
Well, I know. That's honestly kind of cool. I'm trying to picture how this is working. Is it a storefront situation? No. It's going to be a little street fair. Oh, OK. Oh, because you know how Clearport, they have that little open area. It's going to be like that, I think. OK. Well, that'll be fine. There's something else we were doing. Oh, we're going to Galveston.
00:11:18
Speaker
No, we're going to a concert. I don't understand why you want to go. Okay. Y'all don't understand. I literally only want to go for Freckleberry Tea House. That place looks so cute and coastal and
Crocs Mishap
00:11:38
Speaker
delicious. It genuinely looks delicious. It's right by the ports.
00:11:46
Speaker
I think it'll be fun. Oh my gosh, it's like literally raining. Oh, is it? Because I need to get my car washed. Yeah, no, it's like, well, I mean, where I live is raining. Oh.
00:11:56
Speaker
but okay so what I was cackling about so on on April Fool's Day crocs came out with these crocs that have like feet on them and they have a little tag line that says uh the dogs are out or dogs are out or dogs or something like that and so I have bought them and I got them sent to my apartment
00:12:20
Speaker
But they couldn't get delivered to my apartment so they had gotten sent back to Crocs and so I had called Crocs and I was like can I get my Crocs? And she was like well usually if they get returned to sender all we do is issue you a refund but since these were limited edition I will try and get you like your pair sent and they got sent and delivered and my mom called them and she's sitting there laughing and my dad's sitting there laughing and she's wearing my Crocs and they got little feet on them
00:12:50
Speaker
And that's what I was laughing about because me and my mom were both sitting there cackling at it. And I was like, I got to go pick up my Crocs. And she goes, before I even get to wear them good. But that's what I was laughing about. I was laughing about the April Fool's Crocs. Oh, you said you were going to tell us about Joshua Bassett. Oh my God. Y'all, that concert was so crazy. When did you go?
00:13:19
Speaker
Whatever day the concert was. It was on like a Thursday, I think. Was this recent? Okay, no, it was. It was on a Thursday. It was definitely on a Wednesday. It was pretty recent. It was this month. It was literally earlier this month because I remember we went
00:13:36
Speaker
And then I got a text from my job saying that they were having our early showing for the Super Mario Brothers movie and we left the concert early to go see the Super Mario Brothers movie because the concert was kind of lame.
00:13:54
Speaker
because oh my gosh he like came out with a very weird energy it was like too much it was like he was trying to sing and he was obviously out of breath because he was like jumping around and he's like so lanky but he was like jumping around and like doing like all this he was like skipping so much the majority of his movement was skipping
00:14:19
Speaker
Did he sing some Christian songs? Oh my God. No, I wish.
Ghosting Agreement Broken
00:14:24
Speaker
But he was, but he did mention like God and Jesus a lot and how like him almost dying is the reason why he became a Christian and stuff like that. You don't remember after What's Her Name's album came out? He like had heart failure or something and almost died. No. Oh. That's wild though. Yeah.
00:14:49
Speaker
What else has been going on? What else has been going on for three weeks? I had a great, let's see, what three weeks was it? I don't want to talk about it, but like, I want, no, I've talked about it too much. I guess it's over because I have one thing to say about it. How can you ask one thing of somebody that this thing would be the most hurtful thing for a person to do to you and it would immensely hurt you if someone did this to you?
00:15:19
Speaker
And then you turn around and do it to them. Ghosting? That's crazy. Yes, he was like, please, if you ever just get tired of me, like let me know I won't be hurt. Just please, just one thing I asked you to do is just like, don't just like ghost me for like no reason or like don't tell me nothing or just like stop talking. Blink, blink, blink. And you don't answer my text of me just being like, hey,
00:15:50
Speaker
Cause like for like five days, we were just not five days. It was like three days. We were just sending like six words to each other a day. He'd be like, hey, he'll be good morning. He'll be having a good day. And I'd be like, yeah, you too. And then he'd send something later and be like something like whatever. And that was all we would talk for like three days after like three weeks of consistently talking to each other.
00:16:11
Speaker
And so I sent him, I was like, hey, well, I personally love only saying six words a day to you. I think we should have one non-stress inducing chat about what the heck is going on here. Crickets. Oh, he just never replied to it. Oh. Yikes. What was this? L-O-L.
00:16:38
Speaker
You know, that says something. It's hard to listen to people's names. That is not true. What do you think it is? Because the last I heard about this last person was like, it was the name Joshua. Yeah, it is done because he never answered my text. So y'all were talking after that thing that happened? Yeah, it seems like it.
00:17:06
Speaker
Wait, no, so after the thing happened, no, yeah, so after the thing happened and we had had that like phone call where he told me like about his, like, you know, after that happened for like three days, he was only being like, hey, good morning, hope you have a good day. And that would be all he would say to me in a day. He never told me about that. Oh.
00:17:30
Speaker
I thought it was just like done. Yeah, no. And so then like the day after that next morning, he sent me like a text like talking about it. And then for like two days after that, he would only be like, hey, good morning. Like, have you have a great day? Which is why I sent that message to me like, well, I love only sending six words to each other. We should have a chat about what exactly we're doing here. Because like, this is weird. And then he never answered. So like,
00:17:58
Speaker
I guess I got my hint, but come on, homie. How you gonna be like, please, the one thing that will hurt me the most is if you just didn't answer, and if you just randomly ghosted me. Huh? You bought him a squishmallow too. I did buy him a squishmallow, which is something I need to stop doing. I don't know. The cookies, the squishmallow.
00:18:23
Speaker
Sometimes I just like, I don't feel like these like really like sentimental gifts, but I just feel like if you talk to someone about something, it just is really like, it gives you like a little inside joke. And I love a little inside jokes. And now Gordon has to live with a deadbeat. Poor Gordon. Poor one out for Gordon. Hashtag send Gordon home. Casey. Send Gordon home.
00:18:53
Speaker
Get Gordon back with his brother. Gordon's brother misses him. What do you have to say to him, Danny? He deserves to be here with Casey. And not have to live with a man who doesn't know how to speak his feelings. Whoa, Danny, that was real profound.
00:19:15
Speaker
I sometimes wish that this is recorded in going to YouTube because that would have been great. Hashtag bring Gordon home. That's all I, that's the name of this episode. I guess it is now. Interesting. Everyone flood their mint juice.
00:19:35
Speaker
It makes me wish, nevermind. That was a crazy thought to have. But it makes me wish this went viral or something? No. Hashtag find Gordon, get him back home. I have to get my laptop charger. That sounds like the squishmallow was like abducted. So I don't know if that hashtag is really going to work out for you. Hashtag send Gordon home. OK.
00:20:13
Speaker
I updated my resume this week. We're making strides. Oh my God. You updated your resume. I've written half of my grad school entrance essay to try and get into grad school. At least we're halfway there. Yeah. I mean, I'm like, well, okay. It's a little under halfway, but I have my outline and an outline is 90% of the paper in my opinion.
00:20:40
Speaker
90% of the paper. Yeah. Because if you have your outline, all you got to do is fill in extra words. You know what? You're giving, um, Kayla energy right now. And she used to always say that. And I used to suck at making outlines, so they never really worked out for me. Oh my God. Even when I, even whenever I have to write, um, like, where are those called? Like timed essays. I always spend like the first like 10 minutes writing an outline. We still do those. It makes everything so much easier. Well, like in college.
00:21:09
Speaker
you did timed essays in college? Yeah. Or like, you never had like a test that was like, like a blue book test?
00:21:18
Speaker
No. That's like when everybody was talking about that at some point, I was like, I don't even know what that is. Do I have to go buy one of those? No, it's literally, you do have to go buy it, but it just has notebook paper in it. The word Scantron is giving me PTSD right now.
College Exam Struggles
00:21:36
Speaker
But yeah, a little blue book test or like in my English class, like my upper level English, I had, where are those things called? I had like timed essays.
00:21:49
Speaker
You know, nothing hits different than getting to class and like you have a test to take and you didn't realize you had to have a Scantron available and then you either have to go buy one off of someone, run and go buy one real quick, hoping that the bidding machine is working. I always had extra Scantrons and every time someone would ask me like, yikes. You would say no? Yes. Most of the time I'm like, okay,
00:22:19
Speaker
Oh, I literally never said no. I was literally just like, okay. No, they got pricey. These costs money. Okay. They cost like 82 cents. No. It's like five bucks for a five pack. I never spent five bucks for a five pack. I never spent only $3 for Scantron. No. And then like, if you had to rush and buy one from a vending machine, you only got one for like three bucks. Oh.
00:22:46
Speaker
Well, I mean, I was never without a scantron because I just kept minding my backpacks though. Hmm. I really should just make like online tests instead of doing scantrons. I don't know. My online test, I hated a lockdown browser. Lockdown browsers like I wouldn't plan it on cheating, but it's like I don't like the restriction because why does it make itself look like a fake browser? I think
00:23:16
Speaker
I only took a lockdown browser test for two tests and that's because of COVID. Every time I think about a lockdown browser...
00:23:28
Speaker
I think about, I just think about consistently that one time where Raven needed to borrow my laptop and we're in the library and I never changed the default password on my laptop. So I was telling it to her and I was just telling it to her. And, and a guy said next to us goes, good. Now I know the password to your laptop. And guess what? I couldn't even take that. She couldn't even take the test. Why not? I don't remember. I just knew I couldn't take it. And so I got a zero.
00:23:57
Speaker
Oh, dang. Really? Did you fail the class? No. Oh. And then one thing about college that I like, like, shout out to him because he really did me a solid. So like in, in psychology, you have to take psych stats. And my R, R, what's his name? I don't remember his name, but our TA for our lab because labs are taught by TAs.
00:24:22
Speaker
So we had to like do like this thing to like put together like a whole like little lab report thing. And there were certain ones that you couldn't skip, but like they were all worth 10 points, but there were certain ones you would need at the end of the year. And there was one that was super hard. So we all basically the entire class skipped it. And then at the end of the semester, we learned that we needed it for our final portfolio. And so I like turned mine in and he's like, oh, you're missing this. I was like, yeah, I didn't do it.
00:24:51
Speaker
And it's okay. So I still got 100 on that portfolio. Like shout out to him. And he was like asking us about like what we want to do in the future. And I was telling them about like being a marriage and family therapist. He goes, I like your energy. I think he could do it. And I was like, Hey, yo, shout out to you. You're a real one. I finally got around to telling my mom I failed a five credit class in college.
00:25:17
Speaker
I have credit class. Yeah. I don't know how it came up. I just had a conversation. Shoot, I have the four credit class. Okay. Four compared to five really tanks that GPA. There's no coming back. It takes up, it literally, like you could fail one test and just like it's synced. But if you pass the rest of them with all A's, the GPA is not moving. It'll move point one of a point.
00:25:44
Speaker
I know. It's like, dang, do you not want me to do well? Calculus hit me hard. I want to know what that first professor was even doing. Because once I had my second professor in calculus, I was doing so well. Me and him were like this. I was in a big lecture hall classroom. And I let him call me up to the front and be telling people my name. And I was like, I'll let you do it because I'm learning calculus. At one point, I was sitting in class with my little notebook.
00:26:13
Speaker
And someone asks a question, and he looks at me and goes, oh, ask Casey. She knows. I don't ever be talking in there. And I'll be like, and he goes, Casey, raise your hand. And I'm like, and then I look back at them, and I go, I don't know. And he'd be like, Casey, come up and do this one on the board. And I'm like, sir, no. Yeah.
00:26:41
Speaker
You know, now that life is slowed down, we'll probably get back onto a normal schedule. Yeah, a normal schedule. You know what, guys? Life is slowed down for me, right? You know what, guys? I said, yeah, life is definitely slowed down. Not for you, but for me. Maybe life has sped up a little bit, but it's cool. For a reason at this current moment,
00:27:07
Speaker
I hate to find a new hobby, actually. Hashtag. Oh, hold on. Oh, you're gonna find a new hobby? Yeah, now that you've used my wedding. What'd you say? Could you complain the rest of my wedding? I mean, I'll assist, but no. Now that I'm done planning mine, I'm just like, okay, well, what do I do on the weekends? I don't have, I don't have anything to do. Like, I don't have an activity. And you know, no one talks about that.
00:27:36
Speaker
Like I feel like I don't have a personality anymore, which technically I do, but like I don't have any activities. I don't do things other than go to Target. You can hang out with me sometimes. I mean, you work on the weekends. That's true.
00:27:51
Speaker
But he can tell me in advance I'll request stuff. He kind of works on the weekends too. But so I'm thinking I'm going to take up sewing because I've realized that I come up with these crazy eccentric outfit ideas for concerts, but I can never execute them in the fashion that I like. I picture them in my head. So maybe if I learn how to sew, I could have bedazzled my whole entire outfit for this Taylor Swift. I want to get into sewing too. Or maybe I could just make my own outfits because jeans are expensive.
00:28:19
Speaker
I mean denim's expensive, anyway. Okay, well the specific jeans that I want, the ones from Abercrombie, the curved love jeans. I wanna make my own cosplay. I've been forever having this idea of the perfect gone cosplay. And it's just like, if I could sew, I could execute it, I know I could. And I wanna make a cosplay of my favorite character in Kaiju number eight.
00:28:49
Speaker
And her weapon is this huge axe. And I want to go to like a con where I can bring this huge like fake axe and it'd be normal. And I just be, even though people would be looking at me like, she's not black. It's not, it's not accurate. She's, and I'd be like me and my little sword and my little pigtails because she wears these little pigtails and they're so cute. I'd be like,
00:29:17
Speaker
Casey, who are you going to go to these cons with? The same people that I got the initials tattooed on my body. Unfortunately, you know what? I'll even speak for Raven, because I'm sure she'll look good with me. I'm not going. Don't speak for her. Don't speak for Raven. Raven, I'll make you a little chopper hat. I'll make you a little chopper hat. You coming?
00:29:45
Speaker
Once I get into sewing and cosplay, I make you a little chopper hat. I'm going to be Robin if I'm going to, you know, be anyone. Oh, okay. Okay. I'll make you a little Robin outfit. Okay. And you know what's sad is that I have no idea who you're talking about. We can all be straw hat pirates, but okay. Alexis gives off chopper energy, doesn't she? She does. Alexis gives off chopper energy. Alexis is chopper. Raven is Robin. I'm Zorro. You see, you know what?
00:30:14
Speaker
I'm Zorro. I give off Zorro. I have a bad sense of direction and I always make things a little too complicated. Yo, Raven just called me a slur on the podcast. Raven just called me a slur on the podcast. Okay, no. Time skip Usopp. I kind of messed with him. Before time skip Usopp. Why would you just call me a slur?
00:30:43
Speaker
I am Zorro. What time skip? What do you mean what time skip? What do you mean? Y'all she a fake One Piece fan. What do you mean? One Piece has a two year time skip in it. It's after like, it's after like episode 500.
00:31:06
Speaker
Oh, see, I'm not at 500 yet. I'm at like 300. Okay, I'm not either. I'm in the 100s, but I still know about the time skip. Oh, I don't. Well, just spoiled it. So yeah, there's a time skip. But yeah, after time skip, he's like kind of dope. But through and through I'm Zorro. He's at that point right now where I think he's becoming more confident and actually challenging.
00:31:35
Speaker
the rest of the crew. Where I'm at? Oh, I just, yeah. I'm still trying to get through Skypia. If I ever make it through Skypia, it'll be an act of God. Because that arc is so boring. There's an arc that's like, I think Ethan said it's like 100 episodes or something. Oh my God. And I did, I almost, I can't do Chimera. I can't do the Chimera ant arc.
00:32:04
Speaker
As much as I ride for Hunter x Hunter, getting through the chimera ant arc is so hard. That's where I stopped watching. Like, I mean, I got to rewatch it. I started it and I was like, honestly, honestly, it's so much easier to read. Honestly, do I have the chimera ant arc?
00:32:26
Speaker
I don't know if I have it all, but I'll let you use my viz, a viz, don't take my viz away from me. Cause it's only like two, it's literally $2 a month. And like, you can read it all on viz. Okay. How many subscriptions do you have? Cause I feel like we talk, when we talk about it, you have a lot, you have multiple Patreons, you have a gym membership, this thing that you just spoke of,
Streaming Service Overload
00:32:53
Speaker
Okay, so like Patreon is like 11. The gym is like... You pay for YouTube, don't you? No, I don't pay for YouTube. Also, I don't pay for Hulu or Netflix or HBO Max. HBO Max is through cable. My parents pay for Hulu and Netflix. I pay for Paramount for the family. My older brother pays for Peacock.
00:33:18
Speaker
Uh, I'm on a plane where I pay 99 cents for the next 12 months for peacock. And then there's something else. Oh, I just upgraded the Disney plus to the Hulu and the ESPN live. Oh yeah. Cameron place for Disney plus there's somebody needs to just come out with this group streaming service situation. Right. Um, yeah.
00:33:43
Speaker
So I really don't pay for that much stuff, but I was trying to make a budget. I was trying to make a budget through my Chase app, but for some reason, it didn't put all my direct deposits. I obviously have one thing that's given me the majority of my money. How are you not counting this in the algorithm that you have counting my deposits? And I'm pretty sure it's because of how I get paid.
00:34:12
Speaker
Because it's not like I don't get paid like every two weeks. I like just get paid, I get paid on the 5th and 20th depending on what day that falls. So like if the 5th is on a Saturday, then I'll get paid on the 4th. I get paid the next business day on the side of the like 5th and the 20th no matter what. So like it's not always like a straight like two weeks or something. Sometimes it's a little longer than two weeks.
00:34:43
Speaker
Well, I have to go sit at social security tomorrow. I'm so excited. Oh, you're changing your name. Yeah. Well, other than my passport, that's pretty much the last thing that I have to do. And I'm not changing my passport for a while because apparently I basically just have to renew it and then pay an additional
00:35:12
Speaker
$119 I think but I'm not going over the country. Did you get that like little thing?
Paris Trip Outfit Planning
00:35:19
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Y'all I am I am less than 90 days away from Perry. I've been trying to like having slowly trying to plan my outfits. Like I want to get a pair of new balances if I can't find any hokas in the sand color, you know what color I'm talking about. I think I also want that color.
00:35:39
Speaker
But if you're looking for new balances, look at Sam's. Oh, yeah. I think I'm going to get a pair of new balances. I'm going to get a new pair of Converse. And I'm thinking I'm really going to try not to wear leggings. I want to look cute and like Parisian. I'm not going to look Parisian.
00:35:59
Speaker
Please do not put a pair of leggings on your body in Paris. I don't want to, but like I want to have a little athleisure look, so I'm looking in like tennis skirt type things. Oh, maybe. Like do a little tennis skirt, like little belt bag type beat, you know? Oh, are you going to get a Lululemon finally? No, I'm not going to get a Lululemon. I need to get something that's secure and I'm not going to get pickpocketed through. First of all, the Lululemon belt bag is very secure. Very secure.
00:36:28
Speaker
just strap that bad boy across you. And like, and like, so, and I've been telling my mom about like, cause like, apparently like people like grabbing you and stuff, like for tourists is like really like notorious in Paris. And I was like, mom, I already know what I'm going to do. I'm going to get the most hic, Texan accent I can get. And as soon as they grabbed me, I'm like, that's my purse. I don't know you.
00:36:53
Speaker
That's my powers. And I just want to embarrass them there and be like, this poor little southern bumpkin. What is she doing? That's my powers. What in tarnation do you think you're doing? Who are you? Maybe stick to like matching sets.
00:37:15
Speaker
That's what I was thinking. The way you're not thinking too hard. You know, see, this is why we should learn how to sew. That's what I'm saying. We could have made the outfits.
00:37:25
Speaker
But yeah, I'm thinking a little tennis cart for my athleisure days, a little tennis cart shirt moment for my little cuter days. No, do the matching sports bra top situation. Yeah. Do a little, because it's summer, so it's going to be hot. Get the athletic dress. But I feel like I'm not thinking in Paris hot. I'm thinking in Texas hot. And I think I might be a little cold. Hmm.
00:37:49
Speaker
Like does Paris get Texas hot? It can't. It's not close enough to the equator. I don't know. Let me ask my mom. I'll call her up real quick. Yeah. So I'm super excited. It's about time for me to request off of work so I can make sure I get my days. I have just enough PTO to cover it. When do you go? July 12th is travel day.
00:38:18
Speaker
I'm very excited. I'm very excited. I've been on TikTok. My TikTok is full of what I ate in a day in Paris because we have like four or five unstructured meals. And I was like, mom, I know where we're going. We're going to be eating Paris food. Eat a croissant for me. Eat a croissant. Hi, bonjour. Can I get a prawn chocolate and a croissant? S'il vous plait. S'il vous plait. She's going to come back for a moment.
00:38:48
Speaker
and she's never gonna speak to us in English again. I'm gonna come back on a French accent. I'm gonna be on this podcast come whatever day is next and be like, bonjour, je m'appelle, qu'est si. Oh my gosh. This is now a practice French podcast. I will only be speaking in French from now up until July 12th. Until I feel about Spanish, a lot of job applications are like requiring you to speak Spanish now.
00:39:18
Speaker
I'm going to learn Spanish this summer. High school Spanish did nothing for me. I'm going to learn Spanish this summer. Oh, never mind. I was about to say, you know what they say? The best way to learn how to speak Spanish is to start dating somebody or learn a different language and start dating someone that speaks that language. You're married. My bad. Forgot for a second. Sadly, I think you'd be offended by that. Well, tell him to learn Spanish. You know, honestly, he should.
00:39:49
Speaker
Well, it was a great episode.
Consistency Goals for Podcast
00:39:53
Speaker
Well, it was a great episode. Okay.
00:39:58
Speaker
We'll probably be back next week, hopefully, but I'm not going to jinx it. So, you know, just don't expect it. If it pops up, it doesn't, it doesn't. Yeah. Live for the surprise. Stop asking so much advice. I'm just kidding. Didn't we say we wanted to be better at this in our like new year's resolution, an episode, one episode ago. It goes new year's resolution. We're going to post all the time as a month and a half later. Technically it happens. It happens.
00:40:26
Speaker
Technically, we just had some things come up. Y'all, last week we tried. Do you know what's funny? Like a busy woman. Last week we tried and then we were on FaceTime for like 30 minutes at like 9 o'clock. We couldn't just turn the mic on. Yeah. Okay. Well, goodbye.
00:40:57
Speaker
Bye.