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EP. 84 Die My Love (2025)
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Introduction and Playful Banter
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I want to play football. Have you seen my dick? been looking for it.
00:00:07
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Sir, I'm going to rub one out right here on your counter.
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We cut to Mike, who delivers meat on his bicycle.
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I'm rinsing your girl out, bud.
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Hello, my name is Nick, and I have shaft hair.
00:00:27
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Call me Odell Beckham Senior, because I'm dad.
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want me to lick your bedpan, filthy skunk?
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We're just joking. Everything's jokes.
00:00:47
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Two girls, one cup? No. Two guys, one screen? Yes. Hello and welcome to episode 84 of the Two Guys One Screen podcast, aka the Hemorrhoid Homies, aka the Poet Town Boys, aka Diary of Daddies.
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I'm going to suck Gerald's butt. yeah and I pooped today. That's fucking what's
Critique of 'Die My Love'
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up. but ah And we're here today to record an episode for you on the recently released movie, Die My Love.
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And AKA killed myself. so I just did not have a good time with this movie and I'm sorry. ah The movie itself or the meaning behind it?
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What, what, I'm gonna hate on women? No! no I just didn't, I just, i I got what they were saying, and I was just like, alright, I get it, but it's a fucking two hour movie, just wrap it up.
00:01:47
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There is some stuff that, you know, probably could cut, but there's there's just, I mean, there's one part that definitely should have got kept in, and Hey, we can so we we finally get to say a word uncensored because it's in the movie.
00:01:59
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Ladies and gentlemen. I mean, if anything, if I learned anything from this movie is that having is it's that having a baby can be traumatic and also that faggot is back big. Let's go. not yeah If J-Law can say it, we can say it, right?
00:02:16
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Yeah. I mean, shout to her. Uh...
Podcast Metrics and Listener Engagement
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Before we get into this review, we're going to do some power rankings, the fan favorites. The whole shot.
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The last time we did this, I think, was for the movie Him. Hee Haw. That movie was bad. Shout out to Namim. Well, it was getting mid. I got rid of that button. Yeah. It was mid. Mid bad.
00:02:40
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Mid to bad. I mean, I will say the the list, the second, yeah, I have the book again. You know, you can make fun of me, but I have the book. You can burn that and then ah kill yourself in a forest.
00:02:52
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Yeah. I mean, is that what she did? Yeah. Yeah. That's what she did. All right. Um, just did, just did not care. uh, anyways, last time we did this, I believe the base for, you know, the base of my shaft, right. had air on it was, it still does, uh, was views.
00:03:15
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and now the base is fifty I mean, that's the base? Dang. That's the base. But the problem is, we just don't I just don't know where these people are at. Like, where are y'all?
00:03:25
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And like, why are you not following our account? I mean, maybe, right? Maybe they're not big social media people and they just like subscribe on Spotify or Apple Podcast. Yeah, and I will say they definitely don't subscribe on po on Spotify because Spotify told me we got 27 listens last month. If you think about that, that's not a lot.
00:03:44
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Oh, the whole month? Yeah. It's not possible. I mean, they no, it's possible because Zencastro puts our shit out on um on Castro, Podfiend, CastBox, and Overcast.
00:03:59
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And I clicked on all those websites and talk about the dark web. Oh, yeah? I mean, they are just sus. Yeah, okay. good we'll we'll We'll take the views, but we would prefer you guys listen on, you know, the big two. The big two, sure. I think people people do Podbean.
00:04:15
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I guess. Podbean's little bit less dark web-y, but let me tell you, man, I went on Podfiend, and that's just not a good website. Wow. Okay. It's just like, I don't know. Like you're going to get malware. Yeah. I mean, i was I was a little worried. Yeah, I was. Ads started popping up on my screen. was like, what's going on right now? No.
00:04:32
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All right. So coming in at number 10, we have a tie. Ooh. I should get this. I should just say this right now, and this is a little bit probably disheartening to...
00:04:43
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you to hear. It's disheartening for me to say. ah No Harry Potter is in the top 10. Oh, not even one. But that's kind of crazy, though, because they were big in the last count.
00:04:55
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They were big the last two, and they're just they're nowhere to be seen. Just FYI. i mean, I can double check myself before I wreck myself, but I'm pretty sure I did it right, and I'm pretty sure they're not in here, which is sad. You know, those are... We love those... up Nope. I mean, this one is still...
00:05:13
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No. Yeah. They're just not. What's the highest potter? The highest potter is Harry. i hope so Harry the... I can't see which one this is. Hold on. It's kind of cut off.
00:05:25
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All right. I guess this is this is Harry 1. Okay. this is Harry 2. Harry 3. Nope. It's not Harry 3. It's Harry 2. Chamber Secrets.
00:05:36
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My fave. 37. Okay. But the base is 50, mate. I know. That's bad. so I mean, that's good for us. Bad for Harry. Bad for Harry. Yeah.
00:05:46
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I mean, I think people just probably get to half-blood Prince and I'm out. i don't... Yeah. They're either out on the whole series or they're out on the whole podcast. of the two. Yeah. One of the two.
00:05:57
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That would explain a lot. Right. ah All right. So the base, ah yeah our sturdy base at 50 views is black. is two blacks. yeah Black Swan.
00:06:08
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Yep, and Black Christmas. Weird. Shout out to Black Christmas. Great episode. Yeah, it's underrated. I guess it's not underrated anymore. it's not No, it's probably rated now. It's at 10.
00:06:20
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Last time we talked about it, it was at 28. So it's almost doubled. Wow, we're jumping. Which is cool. Black Swan was at 31.
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So also almost doubled. Crazy. Number nine, uh, 51 views, two kind of weird ones. Ooh, tie again. Yeah. Uh, there, there gets to be less and less ties to get you to your top. Nice.
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Um, yeah There's less pubes towards the top. so They're not knotted. They're not all tangled. The pubes are knotted? i mean i don't I was just trying to go. You don't want to get some tweezers. and yeah like you know missed yeah I had to tweeze an ingrown hair down there the other day. Man, did that suck.
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I've never had an ingrown hair by my pubic area. I've never had an ingrown hair period, I don't think, actually. ah You're lucky. It's basically like i'm shocking basically like a pimple. why On your dick.
00:07:12
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sure Yeah, you got to dig that shit out. Yeah, that's tough. That's retarded. 51 tie is companion and Nosferatu.
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Weird. Just two episodes that I'm sure were decent, just not our best work. I feel like our best work is definitely scene by scenes. ah Definitely Harry Potter. Harry. ah It's um so that's like they were like in the 32, 33 range.
00:07:41
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Where was Nosferatu? I don't even see it here. It was, we talked about it for sure. It was at 32 and companion was at 28. It's almost doubled. Huh? Maybe that movie's getting love.
00:07:53
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People are watching the 2025 releases and they're like, all right, I got to make sure i knock all of them out. And then they want to hear people who are probably intelligent talk about it, which is just not us. Yeah, definitely not us. It's just not us.
00:08:06
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52, again, a tie. We have Strange Darling and Friday the 13th, the first one. Nice. Which we have next year, Gerald and are looking, there's two in a row.
00:08:18
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Two months in a row. Fucking bop, bop, bop, knocking them shits out. Yep. um Strange Darling, believe, fell a tiny bit. fell a tiny bit
00:08:31
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No, it went up. It was at 30. It was at 29. And now it's at 52. And Friday 1 was where? I mean, I wrote this like a fucking meth addict. Like, what the? You can't fucking read this shit.
00:08:46
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You're probably in a rush, to be fair. I ah genuinely don't even see Friday on here. I'm sure it was, but I don't see it. If you want to know where it was last time, go listen to him. You'll find out. All right.
00:08:56
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It's possible friday Friday wasn't even on the fucking list. Maybe Halloween helped. possibly spooky season. Yeah.
00:09:05
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Yeah. All right. So moving up, we're at number seven. It's a lone, lone wolf. I just said that. No pun intended. But it's 53 views. Wolfman.
00:09:16
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Oh, wow. rat little Yeah. I'm not sure why that that episode's fucked. I mean, that movie's fucking trash. Movie's garbage. we even tra which I'm not even sure we talked about that episode, but it's movie's not good.
00:09:28
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Probably talked about Julia Gardner being hot. She is hot. I'm also curious what happened to this movie. Did it just fall? Also, it didn't make the cut. I finally saw the weapons, everybody.
00:09:40
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weapons I liked it a lot. yeah We gave the same rating. Yeah. What did it? Four? a film. Yeah. It's a good film. It's a good film. ah Number six.
00:09:53
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We have 54 views. ah Speak to tie. There's a three-way tie here. Speak No Evil, which Speak No Evil just lurked around. you know That's actually a decent episode. We talk about the OG versus the new one.
00:10:07
Speaker
Right, and shit. And we were still doing what? And we talked about how you wipe your shithole. Yeah, that was an extended conversation about our shithole. You're right. That's every episode, at to be fair. Yeah, I
Humorous Anecdotes and Podcast Evolution
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just call it my shithole. I don't know why i said that. I said it.
00:10:25
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But Speak No Evil was at 31 last time we talked about it, and ah it's tied with... This is kind of a drop, to be honest with you. I mean, this is this one's always been a contender, and it's it's slowly fallen by the wayside. Now it's down to six.
00:10:41
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Bridge to Terabithia, 54 views. It's in sixth place. last time it was in fifth. if i ninety It was like top three. Yeah, but because remember, I fucked up on that one. I was like, I can't remember what was like a great episode.
00:10:53
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, that so that that episode has just become, I guess, less and less memorable because we just have more and more content. mean, we're going on fucking 100 episodes. It's fucking crazy. Like, we're here. and we're saying And we're at episode 84, but we're saying that because we basically have them all fucking recorded. It's just kind of like that, right?
00:11:09
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Yeah. And we're already starting to book shit for like... Next year. Next year. i mean, just wait till non-mean month. Yeah. coming. If you fucking know, you know. And don't worry, it's not anything fucking crazy.
00:11:20
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yeah We're not going to disrespect them. Yeah, us disrespectful? No way. No.
00:11:30
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The last part of the tie in sixth place, 54 views. And it probably kind of explains this list a little bit, but i just realized. Is the best of two guys from the first year. Um, so if people are listening to that. They're like, Oh, let me go check out that fucking clip from speak. No evil.
00:11:45
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That us talking about our shit. That's fair. That might be why it's like this, but it doesn't explain the random releases of this year. Yeah. Um, so that's through a tie. Best of last time we talked about it, uh, was in second place at 37 views and now it's at 52. Damn.
00:12:04
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To be fair, a lot of these are new releases. So it's probably just people like, yeah, you know, All right, now we're in the top five. And the top five, for the most part, are all OG EPS.
00:12:16
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For the most part. but In fifth place all by itself, at 55 views, in fifth place too, is Re-Animator. Yay. Right movie. We talk about it all the time.
00:12:28
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do Go check it out. You haven't seen it. What the fuck you doing? Come on.
00:12:35
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uh number four oh actually reanimated last time we talked about it was in fifth place as well at 32 and now it's still in fifth place so it's chugging along uh next we have in fourth place 57 we have violent night i'm telling you jake has just listened to this episode every day to just keep it relevant just replays it over and over again or can't say that never mind yeah um it was at 33 last time now it's at uh 57 it was in fourth place and still in fourth place now the top three are one two three there are four movies that have all just kind of changed in order it's not like a different like there's no like new movie it's just well actually there's one new ish movie but that's just all kind of just mixed now okay number three and this is going to be a bit disheartening to you at 58 views is poughkeepsie tapes damn it went down fuck
00:13:28
Speaker
But I mean, Poughkeepsie Tapes was at 39 last time we talked about it. Now it's at 58. So, I mean, almost 20. Yeah. and So, yeah. People are listening to it. ah Number two, this one's the biggest surprise to me. At 59 views, it's a tie, as It.
00:13:43
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OG it. Oh, okay. Let's go. Yeah. Nice. it was in It was in third place last time at 35. Now it's at 59. Maybe because of the new mini are the new series on HBO, which I have yet to watch.
00:13:56
Speaker
I heard it's very good. I have too. I need to sit down and watch it. I was also listening to a podcast talking about that Ed Gein show on Netflix saying it's very good. And I kind of want to watch that too. See, I've heard the opposite.
00:14:07
Speaker
Oh, really? From like the true crime world, at least. Like all the podcasts I listen Oh, that is trash? That they're shitting on it and like putting in stuff that didn't even happen. They're making him seem like more of a monster than he was.
00:14:21
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This guy that listened to was talking about it. I'm not gonna shout him out, but this guy was listening to, he was like, dude, it was so gross. I had to turn it off. And i was like, well, now you've piqued my interest. Yeah. Apparently there's a lot of misinformation.
00:14:32
Speaker
They make up a lot of stuff for that. But they know there's just some sickos out there that want to just see fucked up shit like us. Right. i just kind want to see what they're going put on screen. um But again, the my thing with the...
00:14:46
Speaker
historically inaccurate that movie the social network is not accurate at all and people fucking suck that movie's cock big including me so it's just like you they kind of pick and choose when historical accuracy actually matters for movies i agree but with something like ed gein i feel like you should probably be a little more sympathetic to like the victims you know sure it's also the two words we're talking about and we haven't watched it also true sure yeah so i kind of wanted to watch you i just haven't done it yet instead I've really fucked myself up and just started watching three different movies.
00:15:19
Speaker
Oh, you got three different movies paused? I just have three. Yeah, that's wild. Around 25 to 30 minutes. Wow. um Yeah. i've been real You know what I really want to do? What? want to sit my dad down yeah and show him John Wick. Big Len. Yeah. yeah i mean i think I mean, I think you should.
00:15:38
Speaker
i think it's a great idea. And personally, i think John Wick 1 is the weakest one. I think you should go right to 2. i think dad I think dad's a little old. It's not going to fucking matter. you know what I mean? Yeah, but he's ah he's he's getting like really lighthearted in his old age, right?
00:15:53
Speaker
So i'm thinking he's really going to be sympathetic for that dog. You know what mean? It might hit him hard. I don't understand why John's doing it. Yeah. Yeah, i I think we all get why John's doing it, except for Jake. Jake literally won't watch it because they kill a dog, and it's like that's like 30 seconds. Just skip past it.
00:16:07
Speaker
Most movies nowadays, they're getting more dog killings, right? ah Including the one we're going to about later. That's true. Stay tuned. ah All right. So we were in second place, right?
00:16:18
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It. Yeah. It is tied with. Do you want to you want to take a guess here?
00:16:26
Speaker
It's a movie that you and I just can't seem to agree about. The Substance. Yeah, that'd be right. Substance. Fifty nine views. It was at thirty five last time. ah And it's jumped from third place to second place. It fucking dethroned best of.
00:16:40
Speaker
And then still number one. King of the Crop, Cream My Crop, Jerk Me Off. I don't know. To completion, 62. The only movie, the the only episode that's crossed the 60 view count threshold.
00:16:55
Speaker
I mean, you can take a guess, but it's pretty obvious, right? Go for it. Hereditary. Yeah. Yeah, we all thought that. yeah Tyler, you're a god amongst men. Thank you. And we love you, um even though we've definitely broken that record for the longest timed episode.
00:17:13
Speaker
That's just what it is. Every Ari Aster movie, Tyler, you're coming on. Yeah, yeah. I mean, because Goblet of Fire didn't seem to work for you. yeah and' not even None of these are relevant anymore.
00:17:25
Speaker
ah We need y'all to... We said it last time. We need y'all to check out some of our newer apps, man. I mean, you guys are great and we love you, but fucking get... Like, you're missing out on a lot. I mean, there's no there's no episodes over, like... Episode 37 is 46.
00:17:43
Speaker
Episode 36 is 50 views, but anything past that is kind of mid with the view count. Y'all are missing out on a lot. Yeah, like, go listen... Star Wars got 22 views. Like, yo, come on, go listen to that. What doing?
00:17:58
Speaker
Pirates one. Good recording. Even pirates too. I went back and listened to pirates too, because I was, well, we've talked about, it might even be in this episode. We'll talk about that off the podcast. I was trying to find something for the intro and I was listening to that part where you fucking put your feet up and flicking your shit. Yeah.
00:18:14
Speaker
So, uh, so ah at least pirates one and two and y'all picked pirates for us to fucking record. So like, go fucking listen to him. You picked it. Just do it. You fucking scumbags.
00:18:25
Speaker
No, I'm just kidding. We love you. I also wanted to follow up on, uh, on the note of, I started three movies.
Film Criticism and Casual Banter
00:18:32
Speaker
Yeah. i Well, one of them happens to be clash the Titans.
00:18:36
Speaker
Oh, and i yeah, I just want to retort to your claims about that movie. Uh, I'm not going to come on this podcast and say that it's the greatest movie ever made. ah I don't think it's bad to point that you shut it off and you couldn't make it through the first like quarter of the movie.
00:18:54
Speaker
Uh, I'm at, I, he spoilers for class of Titans. He just cut off, uh, Medusa's head and I was pretty in it. You were in it. Yeah. And it's like these, some of these characters like Medusa and that guy, I was literally just watching the movie before we got on this podcast. And I can't even tell you his name. It's some fucking Greek fuck feta cheese name.
00:19:15
Speaker
Uh, They're like, it's like Clay Nation almost. It's like Jabba almost in Star Wars. Stop motion. Yeah. Yeah. Um, so it's not great, but you know, the movie was was made in the seventies.
00:19:30
Speaker
Yeah. And Harryhausen, he did it. Harryhausen and Harry Hamlin. Yeah. Uh, ah I'm not going to say I'm out on doing an episode on it completely. i just don't know if it's as bad. For me, it wasn't as bad as you made it seem to be I was expecting it to be like dog shit.
00:19:48
Speaker
Like literal dog shit. I was very bored. Also, not to call you out, but you couldn't point out fucking homegirl, Maggie Smith. And she's in the movie a lot of time for like the first 25 minutes. What do you mean that? She's in a lot.
00:20:02
Speaker
what You were like, i don't even know who she is. And she's like, you said in the recording. It's like, she's like, said that a lot. Yeah. I could recognize her voice instantly. Someone pull it up. Was I on drugs?
00:20:13
Speaker
She's a fucking piece. That was our KKK m so that episode. That episode was fucking crazy. Anyways. That's true. Anyways, to my cousin who requested we review it for the podcast, it probably won't happen. But I just want you to know that I haven't quite finished yet, but at least I like it. So you got one in one day.
00:20:29
Speaker
Somewhere down the line, you know, if we need to fill a slot, not opposed. my fucking slit. Yeah, not opposed 100%. I also, on the note of getting more views on on these episodes, my mom told me last night that she that her, i guess we'll call it a group chat of employees that she works with were were're talking about movies.
00:20:50
Speaker
And she told them that her son had a podcast. And, you know, we don't know if mom listens or not. I mean, she told me she doesn't. but We don't know. ah But mom knew enough to tell them name my podcast.
00:21:01
Speaker
That's a little concerning, huh? Yeah. So mom told them that. And she told me this guy. I forgot his name. And I'm so sorry if you're actually actively listening right now. ah She told me that he got hyped because we put out an episode, of movie that no one talks about.
00:21:16
Speaker
So that could be anything. My first thought was my first thought was inside. ah Sure. But, I mean, if you've started listening and you understand our sense of humor, welcome to the family.
00:21:28
Speaker
Welcome. don't Just don't go tell Nick's mom, you know? Yeah, just keep it on the DL. Don't be talking to my fucking mom about what we said in this podcast, all right? Keep it on the DL. Yeah, I mean, if you enjoy, just say, hey, you know, Janine.
00:21:41
Speaker
you You know, I'm enjoying the podcast. But you don't need talk about anything we talk about on here, okay? Because my mom is also very... ah She's aware.
00:21:52
Speaker
she doesn't know what a podcast is, but she's intrigued. um And I haven't shown her, not that I'm afraid because she has my, like our sense of humor pretty much. It's kind of where I got it from my family. It's just, I don't really curse in front of my parents like that.
00:22:10
Speaker
So it's just a little awkward for me. I also didn't realize because we were talking about it on some episode that I just cursed and don't realize I say it. I got phone my mom and she's like, Oh, how's your dating life going? And I was like, dude, being on the app sucks. co I said that my mom. I literally said that to my mom. And I was like, geez, like I'm a fucking animal. Like what have I turned? i like No, and she like no sell it. Or she was just like, what'd you say? She, she, no, didn't say anything. i think she just kind of accepted. This is just how I talk.
00:22:39
Speaker
This is, this is my, this is my son. i think i think she asked me i or it was, Maybe Jake asked I thought she asked. She's like, do you talk like that during interviews? And I was like, no.
00:22:50
Speaker
I think I'm more aware. But just like with my mom, I just said, yeah, just suck cock. I mean, you know, it when you have to be professional, you're professional. Yeah. Right. Just put on the phone. My mom, we were on the phone at that point, like an hour and a half. It was just kind of like it just came out.
00:23:05
Speaker
I'm just I'm fucking sick of dating on dating apps, dude. It's just it's a waste of time. It's fucking stupid. It's just a ploy for money. Right. It's fucking gay. get it. It's just how I feel. it's fucking It's fucking gay.
00:23:16
Speaker
It's fucking gay. I said what I said. But on the on the top. Oh, you finish. No, I was going to change directions, but you go what you want to say. On the topic of dating, I guess, right? Yeah.
00:23:27
Speaker
I want to give a big ah congratulations to... Alexis, we wished her a happy birthday in August. Now we can congratulate her on her engagement. and yeah Hey, congratulations. Yeah, how long till you get divorced? that That's fucking horrible. Took that man 10 years. ah Don't do it anytime soon because flights to Texas are probably expensive.
00:23:54
Speaker
What, forget to get the wedding? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, i would be... you' You're probably getting invite. I'd be shocked if I got an invite. i don't that's not that's not someone that gets I'm not someone that gets an invite to that wedding.
00:24:06
Speaker
Well, you're the plus one then. i haven't We're dating. You have to tell her that. Yeah, yeah right. um ah yeah I mean, you definitely have have enough clout to get a plus one. Hey, i don't know.
00:24:18
Speaker
We, we wished you a happy birthday. So I'm just saying, you know, it kind of floated with the dating thing. We wish you a happy birthday. What, when did she get engaged? Uh, this past week, she, her, her mans popped it while they were on a cruise.
00:24:31
Speaker
Oh, wow. She wanted, she wanted a cruise. Yeah. They do cruises big. She got cruise money. No. Oh, he does. No. Oh, all right. Well, fuck. Excuse me. Well, as soon as the bills are paid, they're like, how much do we got? all right, let's go to cruise.
00:24:46
Speaker
Yeah. Oh, fuck. Yeah, I don't know. Hey. Well, brought shout out to you. i didn't know she got engaged. It's fucking awesome. We're happy for you. Congrats. To be honest, I'm just kind of a little indifferent, but congrats.
00:24:58
Speaker
ah I was going to say there has been some more since it's come out that I watch a lot of movies at work. There's been a lot of movie discourse and there's just been some fucking wild takes being said at my job that I just wanted to share.
00:25:12
Speaker
Let's get it out there. First of all, there's been a war and I don't feel like it's a bad conversation. Like we shouldn't be having the conversation, but there was ah like a pretty strong, like it was like four people versus four people about like,
00:25:27
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Right now it's up in the air, right? It's Shrek versus Shrek 2. And there's like half of the roster at work thinks that it's Shrek 1. And the other half, the right half, think it's Shrek 2.
00:25:40
Speaker
Yeah. I'm not going to hate on anybody for liking Shrek 1. It's a great movie, you know? but Yeah. when come I totally agree. Movie sequels. I mean, come on. I mean i do i was like, you can't don't get me wrong. Shrek 1 is a great movie.
00:25:55
Speaker
yeah But Shrek 2 is just a little better. Just really fucking gets it. So we we basically had kind of fucking silenced the Shrek 1 supremacist. And then my boss, well, all of our bosses showed up to work the other day.
00:26:10
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uh and he was and he fucking sighed with the shrek one people and it's like fuck come on man like we had to fucking retreat you know what i mean a little bit i'm in there we had to fucking retreat big and you're like oh you signed my yeah shrek one's great yeah you know and i told him i was like you know dude like you're a guy i respect and look up to like i was like i kind of assumed you'd fucking be on the right side of history here but i guess you're not yeah at least at least he didn't say like shrek three like you know no But, you know, the other problem is with, you know, with all things, we have an extremist in the group. Right.
00:26:42
Speaker
um And there's just one guy who's on the Shrek 2 side who is talking about how Shrek 2 is leaps and bounds better than Shrek 1. Like, like it's not even like he's talking about like it's not even close. And I'm like, yo, yo, yo, chill, chill, chill, chill.
00:26:54
Speaker
You fucking watch your mouth. Yeah. Shrek 1 is great. And he's like, no, no, you know, it's way better. and I'm like, no, it's fucking not. No. I mean, like you could, they're both ah amazing movies and it's like, if I had to pick one, I'm picking Shrek 2. That's what I've been saying.
00:27:08
Speaker
It's like, I'd have to watch Shrek 1 again. it's been a while. I always go. I always watch Shrek 2. Right. It's like four, four and a half versus a five, you know, like they're right there. That's what, that's how it is right now for me. I have Shrek 2 at a five and Shrek 1 at a four and a half.
00:27:21
Speaker
Yeah, like it's neck and neck. I watched them like last year, like all of them or the year before. And I was like, I personally find Shrek 2 funnier than Shrek 1. And also because they just ended up making four Shrek movies.
00:27:35
Speaker
Shrek 1 is kind of like the setup. Yeah. And then Shrek 2 like expands on the lore. And it's for me, I enjoy it more. Right. We didn't need Shrek 3, but by a little bit.
00:27:46
Speaker
We didn't need Shrek 3 now. And then this kid also, the same fucking extremist is trying to tell people at work that Incredibles 2 is better than Incredibles 1. And that's, I mean, it's just kind of despicable.
00:28:00
Speaker
That's just wrong. Like, that's just fucking, it's just fucking despicable. And I just don't know what's wrong with you. And he was like, you know, I'm anonymous on this website, on this podcast until somebody at my job finds out.
00:28:10
Speaker
ah But basically, you know, you've seen Shrek 2 one time in theaters and you've watched Incredible, say Shrek 2? Yeah. You've seen Incredibles 2 one time in theaters and, you know, we're here and you're just like, you've seen Incredibles all your life and you just go, yeah, c Incredibles 2 off one viewing?
00:28:28
Speaker
No. That's wild. It's wild to say that. they get They get minus a whole star for not having an epilepsy warning, bare minimum at the beginning. Yeah, well, I mean, I told him I hoped he had a seizure. that's not no Yeah, I told him that. I was like, I hope you haveve a fucking seizure. It's a horrible take.
00:28:47
Speaker
It's fucking trash. However, he did. I mean, I'm kind of an extremist a little bit, too, because he did also say Moana 2 better than Moana 1, and I happen to agree with that. I can't agree with that, but it's fine. and that's yeah But most people don't agree with that either. Right.
00:29:02
Speaker
It's just something he said that I was like, yeah, I agree that big. See, now it's like, now I'm thinking, what movie sequel do I think is better? Hotel Transylvania versus Hotel Transylvania 2? Second one's better.
00:29:13
Speaker
Big better. I haven't seen either of them. They're, you know, the first one's fine. Yeah. Second one blows it out of the water, in my opinion. I'll have to check those out. Despicable Me 2? Low-key better than Despicable Me 1.
00:29:27
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, my boss that came in when he was talking about his favorite animated films of all time, he was he threw Despicable Me 1 in there. And it's like, bro, are you forgetting all of like the 90s fucking Disney Pixar films?
00:29:39
Speaker
Yeah. To just go right to Despicable Me 1? I mean, Toy Story 2, fuck. I also said that. Toy Story 2 better than Toy Story 1. I don't think it's... I don't... They're both, again, it's like four and a half versus five star.
00:29:51
Speaker
I mean, you get three... Three... should have been trilogy. Everybody knows. We all know that. Yeah, we're beating a dead horse at this point.
00:29:59
Speaker
But that kid, just want you to know you're fucking wild. And he's fucking Canadian, so it's just like, fucking go jerk off a tree. Yeah, you fucking maple fucker. Yeah. yeah Just get the fuck out here your horrible fucking takes. You use syrup as lube, and then it gets stuck, and you rip off part of your dick skin. Yeah, then it's sticky.
00:30:17
Speaker
Sticky, but then you gotta lick it off. I went old school. jerked off in the shower. How'd feel? Not great. it was It was a morning jerk. it's just like when I jerk off in the morning, it's like, what the, body's like, what the hell is going on right now?
00:30:30
Speaker
It's true. Yeah. It just wasn't good. I thought I was, cause I'll be honest, today's November 9th. had not jerked off all November. So you failed November. ah yeah I just failed it.
00:30:40
Speaker
Yeah. i for Most of y'all failed by November 2nd. Like, come let's be honest. That's what i'm saying. Let me look at my calendar real quick. Yeah. Yeah. Day before daylight savings. Oh yeah. I blew it.
00:30:51
Speaker
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00:31:57
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All this will be linked in the description below. Click it and stick it. And now back to the episode. All right, so we'll talk about this fucking Die My Love movie. ah It was directed by Lynn Ramsey. It came out this year, well past 9-11, well past Chris Benoit, RIP.
In-Depth Review of 'Die My Love'
00:32:15
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ah And braho we have a, what should we call him? An apprentice to Chris Benoit. His name is Antonio Brown. Yeah. yeah Wow.
00:32:27
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Yeah. um should I mean, for the more modern movie, should we just call it post Antonio Brown? I think we might have to, right? um Now we're post Antonio Brown era. um Lynn Ramsey directed this movie.
00:32:41
Speaker
Produced by... Produced. Yeah. Well, yeah, we'll get there in a second. I just want to say she did direct a movie that I've seen. It's called ah You Were Never Really Here. And that's a pretty good movie. It has stars Joaquin Phoenix.
00:32:53
Speaker
And it's it's kind of gory a little bit. i I enjoy it. Yeah, I actually enjoy a lot. It was a traumatized veteran. Interesting. For people listening, go check it out. I believe it's either Second Sight or Umbrella has a physical release of this film that I always think about buying and it's just too much money.
00:33:12
Speaker
Cause I gave it a three and a half. I've heard that we need to talk about Kevin is another good movie and it's kind of depressing as well. I'll have to, yeah, check that out too.
00:33:25
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Um, yeah, as Gerald, uh, hinted to the, a producer of this movie is one Martin Scorsese. You ever heard of him? No.
00:33:36
Speaker
No. Yeah, course I've heard of him. No. I don't know who that is. i don't know who the fuck that is. All right. um Here is your cast list. We kick it off. I believe this is our first Jennifer Lawrence movie.
00:33:50
Speaker
I believe so. Also, Jennifer Lawrence is a producer on it as well. So she's getting up in there in the filmmaking process. I like that. Yeah. And she's also getting fucked big, right? Oh, my God. Her titters. We see titters. We see Bush. Wow.
00:34:04
Speaker
Straight fucking nipple. milking nipple, by the way. she's She leaks milk. That shit was wild. I was like... was That was... i was kind of hard. like And I was like, i already jerked off this morning. I can't be hard again. Like, yeah, your son just sucked at I'm about to suck it.
00:34:20
Speaker
Yeah. If you don't know who J-Law, as we call them, her is. The X-Men trilogy, Hunger Games, which might do for the podcast, might not.
00:34:31
Speaker
She's in a movie called The Beaver. Is it about her beaver, or I hope so. Um, yeah, so she's a fucking piece. Next, we have Robert Pattinson, who's obviously a fucking piece.
00:34:42
Speaker
You can check out our episode on Mickey 17, which thankfully is no longer in the top 10. I, uh, I originally, when, when I was watching this, I originally hated this guy. And then I came to like him.
00:34:55
Speaker
The character? Yeah. Yeah. I was like, this guy's kind of a fucking bum. it just kind of The vibe was that he kind of just didn't care. Didn't care at all. he's like But he comes around and he's like the savior even though there's no happy ending.
00:35:10
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Correct. ah Next we got Sissy Spacecock. ah She plays Pam. That's not her name. ah She was not Carrie. what is it She is literally Carrie.
00:35:22
Speaker
Yeah. and what's your actual Mary Elizabeth Sissy and I call her Spacecock. How disrespectful could I possibly be?
00:35:31
Speaker
She was on a Hot Rod. Fuck that movie. Yeah. Fuck you, Tyler, for liking that movie. I don't know why this movie. Oh, I didn't see it. All right. ah Next, we got Lakeith Stanfield, who plays Carl.
00:35:45
Speaker
don't remember them saying his name. No, they don't. He's just a guy in the on the bike. Yeah. I was like, yo, is are we getting like a serial killer? But no, Jennifer Lawrence just fucking this guy on the side.
00:35:56
Speaker
On the side. Light. He's a side piece in Get Out. He's in Knives Out. He's in Uncut Joms. ah He's in Straight Outta Compton. I mean, is that surprising to anybody? He's in Dope. He's in a lot of Yameen movies. ahs he's He's in Roofman. Oh, he is in Roofman. I remember him Roofman. He was great in Roofman.
00:36:15
Speaker
Roofman, by the way, 2025 release. Go check it out. A very good movie. I gave it a three and a half, but I was shocked at how much how much I enjoyed it. Based on a real story.
00:36:27
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um Next we got this guy, maybe you've heard of him, Nick Nolte. He plays Harry.
00:36:38
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Gerald, you're frozen.
00:36:43
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This is not good. AT&T, please fix the service. I cannot see my podcast co-host. We're back, we think. we I lost internet mid-recording.
00:36:56
Speaker
What did you hear me say last? You're talking Roofman. Oh, yeah, Roofman, great movie. Just check it out. It's based on a true story. Apparently, this movie's based on a book.
00:37:08
Speaker
Die My Love is based on a book? Yeah, that's what it said at the end credits. I didn't make it to the end credits. I walked out as soon as I could.
00:37:16
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ah Next, we got this guy, maybe you heard of him, Nick Nolte. He plays Harry. He's kind of an iconic actor, mainly from the 80s. He was the dad in Ang Lee's Hulk.
00:37:30
Speaker
I like that movie, and I stand by it. One of the only people that like it, but that's fine. I will stand on that until I fucking die. Isn't that movie 48 Hours where he just plays a fucking racist the whole time?
00:37:41
Speaker
ah Nice. he's in He's in Hotel Rwanda, that movie about killing the... ah Yeah. rubbo I'm not fucking this guy either. I'm not fucking. I don't think I'm fucking anybody else.
00:37:54
Speaker
I think it's all we need talk about. It'd be Jen. Gabrielle Rose plays Jen, the mom. She's in Jennifer's body. Didn't remember her in that. And she's in the newest Final Destination.
00:38:06
Speaker
Jennifer's body too. Confirmed. Actually? Yeah. It's fucking disgusting. Why are we doing that? Megan Fox was talking about it. ah We'll just. Where's the button? He ain't fucking it just for that.
00:38:20
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He ain't fucking it.
00:38:22
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So I'm going to, I'm going to let you go and, and i'm gonna let you fucking tell me what you think about this movie because jet genuinely, I, I don't, I don't have much good to say. That's upsetting.
00:38:34
Speaker
Um, I fucked heavy with this movie hard, hard. Uh, it's basically about postpartum depression Jennifer Lawrence and Robert Pattinson move into this house. They fuck. they You watch them fuck. right He's sucking on that toe.
00:38:54
Speaker
He was sucking that toe big. I would also suck her toe. Yeah, he likes feet for some reason. If you put her toe in front of my face, I'd suck on it. Yeah. Jennifer Lawrence. Right. I mean, probably suck Robert Pattinson's toes. Yeah, while we're here. Why not? we're here Is he in the Batman costume or not?
00:39:09
Speaker
Ooh, that's the question, right? That's the question. That's more clout, right? For sure. Yeah, if you talked about you sucked off Robert Pattinson's toe in the Batman costume, I mean, you're fucking set.
00:39:19
Speaker
Yeah. What that shit, OnlyFans. Yeah. ah So they have a kid, and then Jennifer Lawrence just literally kind of goes into a very deep depression and starts kills a dog.
00:39:32
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because the dog Yo, to be fair, that dog's probably the most annoying dog ever. Yeah, I mean, I don't think I've ever been around any dog that barks that much. That much, right? Yeah, that was crazy.
00:39:44
Speaker
That was, yeah. Yeah. I was like, Jesus Christ, it's fucking annoying. Yeah. ah So what I really enjoyed, or kind of didn't, I did enjoy it.
00:39:55
Speaker
ah The way that they show certain layers of depression is very spot on. You all right over there? Yeah, I hit my hand. I'll be okay. And like ah spousal issues, arguments.
00:40:09
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Like there's a couple arguments like when they're in, when he like but runs out the door, like their first big argument, we're like getting each other's faces and shit. Yeah.
00:40:20
Speaker
I've had straight up arguments like that. So like the way they do that is very nice, I guess, if you want to say. ah yeah I mean, accurate's the right the right word. Accurate, yeah. yeah Yeah, you said accurate, that's good.
00:40:36
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The thing that doesn't really make sense to me, though, is... So, eventually, she does crazy shit. She tries to kill herself, like, new numerous times. She fucking throws herself through a glass window.
00:40:49
Speaker
Literally tries to, like, jump out of a moving car.
00:40:56
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Yeah. um ah So eventually, Vyra Pattinson says, fuck this, and like commits her to like a mental ward or whatever. Yeah.
00:41:06
Speaker
And she comes out, and that's kind of... When she comes out, it's kind of when the movie takes a turn for me. Because then I was like, what the fuck's real? What's not real? There was a lot of that. Yeah, because then like when she came back and the house was painted, I'm like, did she just see it all fucked up in her mind this whole time?
00:41:22
Speaker
Or did he actually paint it Then he says that he actually painted it. So maybe it was just like a shitty looking house for the majority of the movie. Yeah. And what's with this horse? lot of horse imagery here. lot of horse. No cock.
00:41:34
Speaker
No coarse cock. But she yeah they hit a horse. Or Robert Pattinson's cock. Would love to see that. Right. Yeah. They hit a horse. And I feel like that horse would have... That car would have been absolutely destroyed. yeah and it's like And it's like, is the horse fucking real or not? Because like you hit the horse and then there's a dent in this fucking car. And it's just like, nothing happens.
00:41:53
Speaker
Nothing happens. and But then like the horse keeps showing up when she wanders off. Right. Because she wanders off a lot. she I'm going for a walk with my baby. She just kidnaps the kid numerous times. It's her kid. It's not kidnapping. It's her fucking kid.
00:42:06
Speaker
ah Yeah. Legally, I don't think she can do that, though. take her kid for a walk in the backyard. Yeah. But then disappear for hours and not tell the husband. I think they can file kidnapping for that.
00:42:18
Speaker
You can probably missing person. po Yeah. Maybe missing portion portion. I mean, she, I mean, she, um don't know if you, if she's, if she's like actually not mentally stable that then maybe, ah you can't say it's kidnapping cause she's fucking out of her mind or whatever.
00:42:34
Speaker
And she's just a crazy person. Right. I don't know. So, ah I am diagnosed with depression. I'm putting my life out there. It's fine. There are certain things where she just kind stands.
00:42:47
Speaker
I don't bend over. like she She does this weird thing where she like falls limp all the time. Yeah. Or she like crawls like a fucking tiger. I think that's a sex... She really likes...
00:42:58
Speaker
animal play. yes Yeah, she does. I'm just saying they like want to fuck like lions, but then she kind of like does like, it's like reverse exorcism crawl down the stairs.
00:43:11
Speaker
When was it down the stairs? don't remember that. She does it. i don't know. There was this one. It's all. it's all over This movie is kind of all over the place. little bit. I will say that. But like one of the times where she's crawling on all fours, like the little kitty pussy she is.
00:43:23
Speaker
Yeah. She like goes up the stairs and then it's a shot of her doing the same thing coming down the stairs. But like. Facing upwards, but coming down. Very strange.
00:43:36
Speaker
But. Interesting. There is a lot of scenes where she's just kind of like staring and not doing much. And yeah, I get that sometimes. It's like your mind just kind of just goes and you can't think of anything. So you're just kind of like spacing out.
00:43:53
Speaker
Sure. So. The ending really throws it for me, but the rest I really i really enjoy. I'm really wondering um your big hatred towards this.
00:44:06
Speaker
i just i I fully expect you to come on this podcast and be like, nothing happened to this movie. Because that's exactly how I felt. i think I thought you'd say almost the exact same thing. and i it's pride i've probably grown First of all, let me get this out of the way so I don't sound like a fucking bigot. But at this point, if you've made it if you made it this far into the podcast series, you probably already think that.
00:44:28
Speaker
ah we are We are two white dudes who are not women and cannot have babies. so postpartum depression is not something that I can relate to.
00:44:39
Speaker
Sure. In that I fully respect and understand what they were going for, in trying to portray a woman with postpartum depression.
00:44:52
Speaker
I definitely think it goes to an extreme though. That, and that's kind of what, where I'm out. Right. I felt like, I felt like this movie,
00:45:03
Speaker
uh, gave me some like David Lynch vibes. And for me, that stuff just never really hits home. Also, this movie is two hours about postpartum depression. And I'm not saying it's not an important topic, but at a certain point you're like, dude, we fucking get it. Like, it's just, it's kind feels a tad, uh, heavy handed on the depression.
00:45:27
Speaker
Like we, like we, like we know she's depressed, uh, And maybe it feels a tad aimless, but maybe that's what it's like when you're depressed and you're trying to also have a bait, like raise a child and like figure out your life that you just feel aimless and hopeless. And I get that.
00:45:46
Speaker
But I mean, around around an hour or two, like hour 20, hour 10, don't know how long it was. I was like, hey, we just need to wrap this shit up. I also just can't fucking stand and I and I didn't realize until you said it just now. So looking back, it's not as bad.
00:46:03
Speaker
ah Just shots of people's faces just for like more than 30 seconds just kind of annoys me. It's just like, yeah, it's your face. There's a lot of that.
00:46:15
Speaker
I know, but it's it's just like you can like. I feel like from the beginning of the film. it's very obvious that she's a little off. And I'm not, I mean, not like after the title card, right? Before title card, she seems like kind of like a wellsh yeah ah well-adjusted person.
00:46:33
Speaker
And then there's a bit of a time jump, I guess, where they like have the kid. The kid is however old the kid is. um And it is like people are saying online is kind of a descent into madness, but you kind of already feel like from the beginning of the movie that she's already a little fucking off.
00:46:51
Speaker
Yeah. You know? and like she, she blames a lot on Robert Pattinson. Like it's all his fault. It's a toxic relationship at the end of the day.
00:47:05
Speaker
But that's the thing though. Also is like, you can blame it on Robert Pattinson, but the majority of the movie is told through her lens. Like for, like for example, the whole, like when he's out, I guess he's like a trucker. i don't know what he does.
00:47:18
Speaker
fuck He's fucking that. Yeah. that waitress at the bar. Yeah, but like, is he fucking that waitress at the bar? Or is that just kind of what she's assuming because she's in a state of depression and her mind is not straight?
00:47:29
Speaker
I did think that because after you see her, him fuck her, right. It just cuts back and she's just kind of like in the same spot. Yeah. So I'm thinking like, maybe she's just, you know, her mind's going crazy.
00:47:42
Speaker
She's thinking of every bad possibility. Cause I've been there in relationships. Like that's just where my head goes. sure but so it's it's it's it is that what's real what's not aspect
00:47:58
Speaker
like i said i respect the i respect the fucking the swing ah to show this and i'm and i'm not saying it's not an important topic that we should have media about just just saying just simply wasn't for me and i was like this just but movie just fucking needs to be over also like i get you y'all had a kid uh And this lady clearly isn't okay ahead and going through something. And like you watch all this stuff happen and then they just go, hey do you want to get married?
00:48:28
Speaker
And it's like, you're, you're making the option to get married to a mentally unstable person. And I get that you have a child and maybe some people get married because they've already had a child. I'm sure that happens a lot in life or like, let's try and save the relationship. Let's get married.
00:48:47
Speaker
Yeah. You know? ah that just- But literally that night, she tries to fuck the guy at the- Like the, uh- She does fuck that guy.
00:48:58
Speaker
Does she fuck him? The black guy? No, not the black guy. Keith? No, not Keith. The, uh, hotel, like, not room service, but the guy at the desk. Oh, that's that night.
00:49:08
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Flirt with him hard on her wedding night. And I will say, i mean- Yes, I didn't enjoy the movie. The performances all around were phenomenal. Like Robert Pattinson, Jennifer Lawrence, like everybody who's in this movie does a great job with their role. I'm not saying like very well acted.
00:49:25
Speaker
Yeah, very well. From my point of view. i I guess what I'm saying is the cinematography, it's not even like it's bad. Just like what's on screen is just not...
00:49:36
Speaker
I just didn't enjoy it very much. The cinematography really reminded me of like that really modern, like a 24 S like. Sure. Woke trying you know, not woke, but woke. You like to use that word. not.
00:49:51
Speaker
depression Depression is not woke. No. but the more The more modern abstract, maybe? abstract Abstract is a good word. that abstract i've We talked about it on different recording that I can't remember off top of my head. But abstract visuals, I really don't like most most of the time. Oh, it was House of a Thousand Corpses.
00:50:10
Speaker
House of a Thousand Corpses has wild fucking visuals. And for some reason in my fucking stupid head, it's all subjective. It just works for me in that movie. But for the most part, the abstract, this movie gave me fucking Eraserhead vibes. And i was just like, I just don't, I just didn't fuck with it.
00:50:24
Speaker
Just at all. I just didn't like it. Because there was a lot of like random, like sometimes it would like cut to like, I thought was like, yo, get the lens flare off the screen.
00:50:36
Speaker
Like, yeah, yeah. Random. Yeah, it was big. um Kind of remind me of how presence was shot a little bit.
00:50:46
Speaker
ah Can't say I got presence off of that. No, it's okay. Not really. Presence was very, presence was like filming from the ghost POV. Hmm. There was really no ghost or POV shots in like period.
00:51:02
Speaker
I needed POV of Robert Pattinson when he laying that pipe down, though. Right? Give me some something to fucking beat it to. But shout out Jennifer Lawrence for like doing full nudity, right? like How old is she? Straight up nudity. I mean, I don't even care. She can fucking get it.
00:51:16
Speaker
Well, she is old. She can fucking get it. She still looks great. she look I mean, her body was crazy. She's 35. Yeah. yeah section and We're getting always because I was sitting there watching We're like, how fucking old was she when she when she was Katniss when she was X-Men.
00:51:35
Speaker
fuck Yeah, games X-Men like she was been fucking young. Well, Hunger Games one came out in 2012. When was when was x X-Men one is like 2000? She wasn't in X-Men one. All right. She's a fucking one of them.
00:51:49
Speaker
She it yeah, it starts later. I'm fucking looking at Harry Hamlin. Hold on. Is it first class? Might be first class. She was in first class confirmed 2011. nineteen Nineteen ninety.
00:52:01
Speaker
So she was like thirty five. So oh and twenty I'm saying in twenty. Yeah. and Twenty eleven. She was like thirteen. No. No. Sixteen. Seventeen. She was twenty one. Fuck.
00:52:14
Speaker
I'm bad at math. I literally did in the calculator because I didn't want to do it my head. Real bad at math. Yeah. I mean. So that means she's of age when we review that movie. If we ever do it. Uh.
00:52:25
Speaker
No, that's definitely a – I mean, her performance and Robert Pattinson's performance, very definitely a positive. And like I said, it's kind of – for the most part, almost always through her lens and not really through Rob's.
00:52:37
Speaker
So Rob is kind of just kind of like – I mean, he is the second cast member or the first, whatever he is, but he's kind of not really in the movie. He's kind of just there. He's around, but not really. But also like postpartum depression is kind of like – for i get why they did like a man trying to understand postpartum depression is like not really a thing because like we don't have children.
00:52:58
Speaker
We don't birth children. You know what I mean Yeah, we don't do that. The overarching depression, I get that. But like like a woman struggling with postpartum is not really something a guy can relate to. Right.
00:53:10
Speaker
So what are you giving this on a star rating? I feel like it's less than three. it's de i mean It's not three. it's de i mean It ended and I was like out of my chair immediately because i was just like i just yeah i needed I was just fidgeting the whole time. I was more interested in eating my food that was in the dark than watching the movie. What'd you get? what you get I'm fucking pissed, by the way. Elmo, you got to do fucking better. They've limited their fucking menu down to like nothing now and it's all on fucking phones.
00:53:37
Speaker
ah you can You can get a burger or you can get a chicken sandwich. That's basically it. and They have pizza, but I work at a place that sells pizza, so I'm not fucking getting pizza. Yeah. So I got a burger. It was fine. it was fine. And the Coke was fizzy as it always is. Yeah. I fucked heavy when I was there with their mozzarella sticks. Yeah.
00:53:53
Speaker
So I got a burger, but I mean, I'm probably, this is probably going to just get slapped with a fucking hot too for me. Again, i respect the fucking swing 100% and I understand what they were going for. And I'm not saying it's a sensitive and real subject we should be discussing in media.
00:54:10
Speaker
Just didn't hit for me. If you want to watch a movie that's about depression, check out I Used to Be Funny. It's a great movie. It's on Netflix and it has my fucking girl, Rachel Sanahu. I want to rinse out big. Doink, doink.
00:54:22
Speaker
You found that physically, didn't you? but Yeah. We talked about on. Yeah. You want it, which yeah is not coming out for a while.
00:54:29
Speaker
Uh, I'm in depression movies. it just wasn't one for me. Yeah. Uh, for me, i am giving this a four star. I, yeah, I really liked this. I was like hooked the entire time.
00:54:42
Speaker
um Maybe it's because I had some connection. Not about, and don't have a kid. I didn't have a kid pop out my fucking dickhead, but you got pussy. Yeah.
00:54:52
Speaker
I don't got me. You don't know. Yeah. But she did like, i mean, she, I mean, regardless of how depressed she was, she did really enjoy flicking her shit big. Yeah. She masturbated a lot. lot and She masturbated heavy.
00:55:04
Speaker
Yeah. She was, I mean, throwing it around. She just wanted to fucking... I mean, didn't even talk about it. She called him a faggot. She called Rob a faggot. Oh, yeah yeah. She's like, you're a useless fucking faggot. Yeah, an impotent faggot. Because she wanted him in the car in front of his mom. And also, just, I mean, just the... Again, to commend the acting.
00:55:21
Speaker
To act like you don't want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence, who's throwing herself at you. I mean, that is... Oscar-worthy acting right now. Yeah. Right. That is, I mean...
Conclusion and Upcoming Teasers
00:55:32
Speaker
Yeah, wow it's just really good acting and good for you, Rob.
00:55:37
Speaker
And good for you for getting to see probably all Jennifer Lawrence. You saw fucking badge probably. She's fucking piece. Yeah. We like that. ah I guess we're not doing a plug it in because we're going to just have it in the middle. We're going to have it.
00:55:53
Speaker
We're going to have it right in the middle. And you've already heard it. ah Next week.
00:56:01
Speaker
We're doing two new releases in a row next week. Oh, we're going to have to find something to talk about before. This is our fucking third Osgood Parker movie we' we're fucking reviewing now.
00:56:14
Speaker
It's Keeper. It better be better than The Monkey. That's all I'm saying. I mean, you can only go out from The Monkey, right? Maybe Keeper will fucking hit. don't know. Maybe it's Keeper.
00:56:25
Speaker
Maybe Keeper is a Keeper. Another love movie, I think. Yeah. yeah I mean, it's some it's something. A lot of those. This one, Companion, Keepers.
00:56:36
Speaker
like Companion more. Obviously, you didn't. ah I like Companion. No, but I'm saying your rating. Oh, didn't I give Companion four? thought you gave it three and a half. and't remember.
00:56:46
Speaker
don't fucking know. It's there. pro Unless if I didn't, if I forgot to rate it. You're big about rating things, yeah. I gotta do it as soon as I say it on the pod. Oh, you gave it three. Oh. No, I only didn't. I gave it a three.
00:56:58
Speaker
You didn't rate it, you fucking i'm flaming. I'm fake. I'm fucking fake. You fucking queef. ah Yeah. Yeah, I mean, Companion, remember that movie?
00:57:11
Speaker
like do. By Drew Hancock. ah Also, you know we're getting towards the end of the year here, Senors and Senores and Trans. um So just write in your ah your favorite moments of this year that includes Black Christmas and Gremlins.
00:57:29
Speaker
Yeah, it do. Yeah, but what like December on, right? Yeah, basically December of last year on and we're working on gathering. what means Gerald and I haven't really fleshed out our conversation on it, but we have we have contenders.
00:57:44
Speaker
We do. no And I think we want to keep it to the top 10, right? Top 10 and honorable mentions. For favorite episodes? Moments. Moments. Yeah, top 10.
00:57:56
Speaker
And maybe honorable mention here or there? Yeah, for sure. Because, I mean, there's some, you know... Like, all Harry Potter is just... That's probably... That's gonna take majority of the spots. And we know that. I mean, right now it's like six.
00:58:09
Speaker
Yeah, it's like six of them. So... that's what That's what it is. We keep a conjoined notes app. We're like fucking twins. know saying? No, we're dating. We're not twins. That'd be weird. Sorry. Well, can we be we sew each other's penises we together? we be fucking incestual twins?
00:58:24
Speaker
Yeah. Siamese? Siamese. Siamese incestual? Oh my God. Siamese up. if you If you're jerking yourself off, you're jerking your twin off too. Let's go, twin.
00:58:36
Speaker
Jerk off real quick, twin.
00:58:40
Speaker
You fucking wake up and look over Yeah, what the fuck am I going to wake up? God. Yeah. ah All right. Well, we'll see you guys next week for fucking Keeper.
00:58:54
Speaker
We got Keeper then Sweener. That's what we're doing. And then get fucking ready for December month. It's not horror only. but we Christmas month. Yeah, Christmas equipment. Motherfucking equipment.
00:59:07
Speaker
We've recorded several episodes. And I mean, let me tell you. Let me tell you. Golly, have we ah done ourselves. We've just done the fucking most.
00:59:18
Speaker
And there's a one that we're recording in a couple days that I think could also have some crazy shit in it. Oh, the loner. Yeah, that one. Oh, yeah. little CGI kid action for you. Boy!
00:59:33
Speaker
Oh, I've read the wrong line. I just read what you were talking about. Yep. Yep. Right. Can we just give him a hint? Yeah. Hard poner. Hard poner, man. You guys can figure that out. Ink toner is a fucking scam.
00:59:47
Speaker
It was $160 to get fucking yellow ink from my the printer at my job. Holy shit. Yeah, I took a picture of it Fuck you, Staples, and fuck you, Mark. Wow. Yeah.
00:59:58
Speaker
All right. We'll see you guys on Tuesday. Toodles. Bye, Mark. I want to fucking give it to you like Robert Pattinson gives it to Jennifer Lawrence. Yeah. And then I want you to fucking ask me for sex. I'll give it to you and you call me.