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EP. 8 Speak No Evil (2024)
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In out longest episode to date, Nick and Gerald review the 2024 iteration of Speak No Evil, and speak on the differences from the original. They also reveal the final four of the Halloween Horror Bracket! What did you think of Speak No Evil?
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Transcript
Introduction and Speak No Evil Remake Discussion
00:00:00
Speaker
hello and welcome to episode eight of the two guys one screen podcast my name is nick and i'm gerald and today we have a review for you on the remake of speak no evil which is kind of crazy that they remade it because the og came out in 2022 yeah it's only two years apart and isn't it in english So I happened to watch the 2022 film Yesterday I watched it actually over two days. I did 50-50 but ah The the two couples they like speak their own Languages to each other because they're not from the same country of origin But then when they're talking to each other, they talked to each other in English. So the majority of the film is in English Yeah, ah so there's really no point of Americans of Americans changing it now also the the ah
00:00:54
Speaker
Original film is 90 minutes or 97 and this is like almost two hours. so Wow. Yeah. there's a lot So we're going to give you you know the the the usual scene by scene review of Speak No Evil. And then I will, since I watched the OG, I'll give you guys the differences. Yeah. And then tell us which one you prefer. Well, there yeah, we'll we'll get to that, I guess. Okay. A little plug me.
00:01:24
Speaker
Oh yeah. All
Social Media and Bracket Results
00:01:25
Speaker
right. So follow us on Instagram, two guys, one screen pod, send any comments, concerns, requests to two guys, one screen pod at gmail dot.com. Please no chat GPT and follow us on our letterbox link in the description. Right. Uh, so we we have, Gerald and I both have one each, uh, physical media pickup, but first I would like to go over the bracket.
00:01:54
Speaker
Very excited. We had good good numbers as far as voting for the bracket. And again, I haven't told you anything besides what you know. um So ill I'll go over the the winners here for the next round. a What? Keep this in, but I just noticed that the name of the call is Sperm is Evil.
00:02:16
Speaker
yeah notice is so late ah yeah for a bracket um i thought you died I was like what happened it didn't show you when you come when you join no I got a look at the yeah URL oh
00:02:40
Speaker
You know I do it for like every room we record in, right? It's something. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. That's definitely gonna be left in. Speak No Evil and Lake Placid. Who do you think won? Speak No Evil. We were viewing that movie. Wow. Speak No Evil. Try again. I Saw the Devil and Lake Placid.
Movie Opinions and Audience Voting
00:03:02
Speaker
that's tough but we've established that our viewers don't like foreign films and it's gonna hate I'm gonna hate if it's the other way around but I'm assuming like Placid won it did not thank God I saw the devil won seven to six nice nice I saw the devil the descent and saw were left at a tie seven to seven So I put a poll up on my Instagram to help us decide the winner. And the dissent murdered it. It's ah it's not like eight to two on my Instagram. So I'm going to move the dissent on. I'm excited about that. Dissent for the win, guys. Keep voting for the dissent. We love you so much.
00:03:57
Speaker
So that means the next, in the final four, you have, I saw the devil versus the descent. Vote for the descent. I love, I saw the devil, but vote for the, the descent is a five star movie. I said it. I said it. It's a four and a half for a five. Damn. Is it that good? To me. Okay. To most people, probably not, but to me it is. Uh, this one, I'm actually curious to who you think is going to win. You got the strangers and Henry portrait of a serial killer.
00:04:28
Speaker
knowing that our listeners have been listening to us on both of these films.
00:04:36
Speaker
ah will
00:04:38
Speaker
More people know the Strangers, but if our fans are loyal, they'll do Henry. The Strangers won. Fuck! Nine to five. I'm a little heartbroken over that. Also kind kind of peeved that I might have to review the Strangers. Especially if the final two is that the
Physical Media Pickups and Steelbook Collecting
00:04:56
Speaker
Strangers and the Descent, and the Descent loses, I'll be fucking heated.
00:04:58
Speaker
Wow. All right, so we have the stranger is winning. Damn, now I'm now I'm not going to buy the Henry 4K yet yet.
00:05:12
Speaker
The last one is a tie breaker. Uh, well we have to break the tie because I put the poll up on my Instagram to try to decide. And, uh, they're also split on the Instagram poll. So you got long legs and evil dead. I think I already already know where you want to go. And i but said I know I already know where you want to go.
00:05:39
Speaker
So I feel like there's a logical way to solve this. Rock, paper, scissors. No.
00:05:52
Speaker
A coin flip. Yes. So i'm go to what do you want to be heads? What do you want to be tails? We're doing this live. You want to give me a head? Is that what you said? Yeah. What do you mean? I don't know. Who's heads and who's tails? Yeah. I mean, I'll give you the honor of picking.
00:06:12
Speaker
Okay. Cause you're, you're long legs and I'm evil dead, right? Absolutely. We're doing it out of three or doing it out of just one. i I would say out of three. Let's say it now. Cause if you, if, you know, it makes it easier. Okay. We'll do best, best out of three, best out of three. And then when I lose, I'll go best out of five, but I'm no, just best out of three. Uh, you get whatever you want. Heads or tails. I'll do heads. Give me hate. Hey Siri, flip a coin.
00:06:44
Speaker
Okay, so the first one's tails. What'd she say? Mm-hmm. First one's tails. First one's tails. One on the board for, uh, Evil Dead. Okay. Hey, Siri. Okay. Flip a coin. Mm-hmm. Fuck! You won. On double tails? Siri, I love you too. Double tails. Oi, Evil Dead moves on. Double tails, damn. To face the strangers.
00:07:13
Speaker
Uh, we're obviously going to review long legs at some point. Once the four K comes out, we can probably do November, honestly. like Oh yeah. We have dead time. We have, we have space. So, all right. So your final four guys, I saw the devil versus the descent and the strangers versus evil dead 2013. I think this is the end of the rope for evil dead 2013. I think the strangers is going to murder it.
00:07:33
Speaker
You really think so? Yeah. ah And I love you all. Keep voting for the dissent. I don't know how this is going to turn out, but please vote for the vote for Evil Dead. Yeah, I i really want a reason to watch the Scream Factory 4K. Let me save these changes. The red pops, dude. Yeah. All right.
00:07:57
Speaker
So this is open again for our week and next time we're talking to you guys, but we we will reveal the for ah the final two, the final two next week. um Get into some ah physical media pickups. You wanna go first or I'll go first? Yeah, I'll go. ah So I only have one, but it was kind of crazy to find it because it's been out for a couple of weeks.
00:08:26
Speaker
and I was unable to find it until I randomly walked into my Walmart. I was looking for the Inside Out 2 4K Steel Book, which they didn't have. Walmart sucks, dude. I'm fucking super sick of Walmart. You know what it is? You got to find a Walmart. Right. And I've been to three. And none of them are good? They're terrible. That's a shame. Shout out to the Poughkeepsie Walmart. Oh, yeah. Is there one like in the city? No. No? They're they're big on city targets.
00:08:55
Speaker
You know, because you are small and you can pack them in. Like fudge. Sure. So I found the glow in the dark seven film collection steelbook for tremors. Which is kind of heat. It is heat. When am I going to watch all seven tremors? Probably never. If anybody out there has watched Tremors seven, let us know.
00:09:24
Speaker
I was just like, what were you doing? We're like, all right, time to put on Tremors 7. So Autumn's a big fan of Tremors. And even she has admitted she's only watched one through six. Well, Autumn gave along like the two star. So that's true. um But it's too heavy to put on the wall and I'm very upset. Right. Well, yeah.
00:09:46
Speaker
It's unfortunate. So I have a Jason Bourne collection, Steelbook has four and mine hangs, but you have seven. Seven don't hang. Let's talk about the disc. Guys, this is for all the movie companies out there. Don't do this. We know you're listening. So I opened it, right? And you know, it's got, so it has Tremors one and two on one disc, Tremors three and four.
00:10:16
Speaker
on another disc, five on its own, six on its own. Where seven? Well, instead of having its own little slit slot, right? It's in one of those like game stop, like white envelope things for the disc. And it when I opened the steel book, it just fell out. It's like one of those drawings that if you were buying pirate of movies would come in. Yeah.
00:10:45
Speaker
Yeah. Little, little cardboard sleeve with the window. Unfucking real. Fuck you guys. Whoever put that, I think it's universal. I expect more from you, universal. We all do. We all expect more. Do better. Do better. When did that come out? That's an old release, huh? I want to say it was like last month. Oh, it only came out last month?
00:11:06
Speaker
Think so. the So they have another one, but this one was the ah Walmart exclusive glow in the dark one. I bet the other one had the little, little slot for seven. Well slit. Well, I think seven's the newest one. So maybe they had like when they had six movies, they had this steelbook ready and seven one came out and they're like, fuck it. We're not making another one. Damn it. Put it in there. Oh, we forgot.
00:11:36
Speaker
Yeah, because tremor seven who gives a fuck A cold day in hell. Yeah, that's sick. No, that's six. Sorry. I don't know All right, so I told you I think last week or on a recording that hasn't come out yet that I ordered the Krampus 4k for a steel book from Scream Factory It's out I'm pre-order. Oh, yeah. But so what I'm getting to is they're like, oh, spend this much more. You get free shipping. And I was like, well, I might as well look around. Oh, OK. I might as well look around and see what they got. No, I'm intrigued. So I grabbed a steelbook. Is it 4K? I think it's 4K. Oh, yeah, it's 4K. A Scream Factory 4K steelbook of Creepshow.
00:12:28
Speaker
Hey, there you go, dude. This one is clean. Clean, clean. um I rated Creepshow three and a half, but the more I think about it, the more I like it. So it'll probably go up on rewatch.
00:12:40
Speaker
Do you have this or no? Damn. I have the normal 4K, but my slip got destroyed because I knocked over a drink. You told me about that, right? It pissed me off. um This is clean. This has been on the wall for a week. I've been hiding it when I Snapchat you. Yeah, that's what that was. That's what that was. Yeah. And I tried to not leave anything.
00:13:01
Speaker
any any inch spec of surface area you know available for you to see. So I'm very happy with that pickup. I saw that at my local movie store for $5. The only reason I did... a hold Hold on. I know. You almost spit your drink out. The only reason I didn't buy it, when I say it was fucked, it was fucked. Yeah.
00:13:27
Speaker
yeah Why are you going to order a scream unless it came in like that? I could see that, but then I'd message them and be like, yo, give me a replacement. But like that shit wouldn't close. The little spine. John was like halfway hanging out. Yeah, that's rough. Yeah, I'm OK with my little 4K. I think if I had to slip, I'd be better. But drunk Gerald lessons learned, but lesson and learned.
00:13:52
Speaker
And then before we get into our review on speaking of evil Which by the way James McAvoy is just fucking Jack. He's amazing. He's fucking jacked in that movie though I mean he I got scared a couple of scenes he walks out. He's like I Just big I mean overall. I think you and I both like this movie I'm curious enjoy it to see where you rent where you ah what you rate it um It's good, it's solid I How was your theater experience?
Theater Experiences and Audience Behavior
00:14:24
Speaker
Dude, the same shit happened that you were talking about last week, week before. The back corner, everyone just sat in the back corner. There was nobody anywhere else in the theater. And like I try to get the back corner so I can like take notes and not be a disturbance. But everybody was back there. Yeah. um But I did write down some scenes that had some ah reactions in my theater. What about yours? Terrible.
00:14:48
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um
00:14:51
Speaker
So the guy to my left was on his phone for the first 30 minutes, looking at his fantasy team for football. Oh yeah. You posted about that. I didn't tell you about this part though. So back, right? Haha. Shocker was about five girls that had to be under the age of 18, a hundred percent, like probably 15. I don't know how they got in. Um, cause it's rated R right? I think so.
00:15:18
Speaker
Yeah. Who were not whispering. Like I don't mind if like I'm with somebody and they like lean over and whisper a little bit. That's fine. But if you're talking just like this and you're watching a movie, fuck you in a theater, fuck you. Uh, they were giggling, laughing, taking selfies with the flash on. Really? Really.
00:15:44
Speaker
So about 45 minutes into the movie, I, you heard like the door swing open and someone must've went and complained because they brought like two dudes from regal in and all you heard was you guys have to leave right now. You don't be a fucking menace like that.
00:16:05
Speaker
Right. So W for regal for stepping in and kicking those motherfuckers out. Uh, and luckily it was during a downtime in the movie, so we didn't miss anything when they were doing that. Uh, but that was my experience. That's probably one of the worst, probably one of the worst experience I've had in a while. Yeah. I mean, that's fucking brutal. I was in a theater once, uh, Alamo actually, and a girl was on FaceTime.
00:16:32
Speaker
Get the fuck outta here. Yeah, I was like, are you fucking serious? Did you tell her to get off her phone? Somebody else, I didn't have to. FaceTime and like not being all the way in the back is pretty ballsy. Right. Yeah, like the guy to my left, I wasn't super bothered because he had his brightness down. But still, like took your phone off. But still. And he did get off it like 30 minutes in and then he was like cracking jokes to me. So like shout out that guy for the like half the movie. He started talking to you.
00:17:03
Speaker
Kind of, yeah, he was like nudging me, he was like, yo, fuck Hoppy, dude, just get out of there. I'm like, yeah, you're right. I'm talking about your fuck Hoppy. Fuck Hoppy. I'm like, yeah, you are. yes
00:17:15
Speaker
yeah um right I guess we'll get into the scene by scene. If you haven't seen this movie, we're going to spoil the fuck out of it and I'm going to spoil the OG. So go watch the OG, go watch this one and then come back or don't watch the OG. I don't really care.
Speak No Evil: Scene-by-Scene Review Begins
00:17:31
Speaker
Uh, speak no evil is directed by one James Watkins. He only has six movies to his name in a black mirror episode. He did do the descent part two, which can't be good because it can't be. All right. You got James McAvoy, who we were just glazing and we'll probably continue to glaze one of the greatest actors of our lifetime. For sure. I agree with that. Uh, Mackenzie Davis plays Luis Dalton.
00:18:01
Speaker
um Which is Ben's wife Ben is played by scoot McNary. It's a real name. I hate fuck him. I Don't hate him as much in the OG He's a little bit more Reasonable, but this movies kind of annoying, huh? I don't the actor really bothered me. Oh, he wasn't great.
00:18:22
Speaker
My biggest gripe with this movie is that the two kids names are so similar I couldn't figure out who was who until probably three chords of the way in So you got Agnes Dalton played by Alex West Loeffler and you got Ant played by Dan Hugh, but they would call Agnes like Aggie or Ag And I was just like who are we talking about? You have you probably have that problem did you I did not have that problem. I could not tell who was who Sorry. Aisling Francois, I don't know, Franciosi? That's a fucking brutal ass thing to try to pronounce. Plays. It's spelled like Ciara, but I believe they call her Kira. Yeah. She was in the last voice of the Demeter, which, that movie sucks ass. I'm just saying, the two lead actresses in this movie? Bad. Both of them. Really? Oh. Maybe. Maybe. I'm undecided.
00:19:22
Speaker
OK. Patty's wife is bad. Yeah, Ben's wife. I don't know. And then you got Chris Hitchen plays Mike and you got Motaz Molly's, which plays ah they call it like Mooge. Yeah, that's how I spelled it in here. Mooge. And that's your cast list. Not too big of a cast there. um We'll get into the scene by scene. Again, we're going to spoil a fuck out of this movie, so.
00:19:52
Speaker
ah You're following a car driving in the dark and then it's like you're sitting in the middle seat POV and there's a face in their rearview mirror.
Cultural Interactions at the Resort
00:20:04
Speaker
Thinking about it now, was it Ant? I think so. Okay. so It makes more sense. Yeah. So you pull in front of this house and you're probably in Ant's POV. The you know mother and father, whoever they are, get out of the car and walk towards his house, and then it just cuts the title screen, ah speaking to people. We cut to a, it's like a resort, and Agnes is at the pool. She wants to she wants to leave, ah and then and she's talking to her parents, and we cut to Ben, who's laid out on ah on a pool chair, and James McAvoy's character, Patty, ah comes along and asks if anyone's using the chair next to him.
00:20:51
Speaker
And then he just takes the chair and drags it. Very aggressive, very aggressively all the way to wherever he was sitting with Luis with ah Kira. Sorry. um
00:21:05
Speaker
And his his child and ah and Ben notices that they're like, you know, he's having a beer with ah his wife. They're very like PDA vibes. Make it up.
00:21:19
Speaker
They seem like they're on like some kind of drug. They're like way too happy. All the time, yeah. ah We cut to the beans all over the place, but we cut to ah Ben and Luis. They're going out for dinner, and they're on the way, and they see Patty and Kira through a window, and they're like dancing. So they're just like this eccentric couple.
00:21:43
Speaker
Happy go lucky. Yeah. Um, they're at a communal dinner. It's like a big long table. Everybody's eating together. Uh, and there's this couple that they all don't like who just like, I guess they talk too much. They're just not interesting to talk to the Danish couple. Right. Uh, and Patty looks at, uh, at Ben and makes like the blow my brains out hand gesture from like, not from Joker, but like you probably recognize it from like Joker. Yeah.
00:22:12
Speaker
and He's like laughing about it so he's like off the rip Patty's like trying to make a connection with Ben and his family. ah
00:22:23
Speaker
Then we cut to Ben Luis and Agnes walking in town and she's freaking out because she can't find a hoppy who is a stuffed rabbit.
00:22:34
Speaker
You're going to hate Poppy, I promise. If you don't hate Poppy now or Agnes, you're going to hate him. awesome And then they see Patty on a, basically on a drive on his bike, and he pulls over to say hello, and he wants to take Agnes on a ride because she wants to go. And they're like, nah, probably should. And he's like, yeah. And she just gets on the bike. And you hear them like drive around like cars honking.
00:23:02
Speaker
Right. So he's driving like an asshole, complete asshole and great parenting decision. He comes back and he invites them out to lunch. Uh, and we learned that Ben, uh, was supposed to move out to London for a job. The job fell through and, uh, he's made no connections, but he's still just living there in London. And like his wife, Louise knows nobody living there. Um,
00:23:31
Speaker
They're at lunch and Pat is like, Oh, you got to come visit us in the, in the country. Where in the country they're from? And the OG is Holland. I don't, did they say i it soed it I don't, they say it, but the fuck if I could remember yeah and I didn't write it down it's eu because yeah, somewhere in Europe, London, not London, but you know, right.
00:23:57
Speaker
And then Paddy tells them here that he was a doctor, ah but he quit. ah just He's just freelancing, doing things here and there. doctor things Yeah. ah We also find out that the Luis is a vegetarian and the you know Angus wants to get up from the table ah and I believe Kira offers her like dessert and Louise is like, nah, she's had her sugar for the day. And she's like, oh, you're tough. There's a big thing about like them trying to parent their kids. Yeah. I didn't like it. No, I mean, like i I liked it for the story, but I'm very against that shit. Yeah, don't be telling my kid what to do. Right.
00:24:45
Speaker
ah We also find out that Ant, ah their child, cannot speak. And he has some disorder, they say, or disease that makes his tongue smaller than anybody else's or than the normal sized tongue. And he can't talk. Is that real? Like so in the in the OG, there's they say that the same disease, whatever the word it's called. But it's ah you're either born with a small tongue or you're born out of tongue. Oh, OK. Yeah.
00:25:15
Speaker
Can you imagine being born with no tongue? No. i couldn't You couldn't eat, right? You probably couldn't do anything. You'd probably just choke and die. You sound like Helen Keller. ah ya
00:25:32
Speaker
sir um And then there's a random couple appears while they're out there eating and this is actually pretty funny. Oh, it's the Danish couple Yeah, they walk over and patty starts talking about hey, would you entertain us? We're talking about if you're you know scrunch or fold And he's talking about like off you scrunch is a possibility to like penetrate and I get your face I get your finger covered in shit right like when you're wiping your ass and the couple is like the fuck you guys talking about he's like
Lunch Incident and Cultural Norms Discussion
00:26:01
Speaker
I'm just going to leave. Yeah. You're like, Oh, i' fuck with this conversation. But here's the real question. What are you? You scrunch or fold? Oh, fold. Dude, if you're a scrunch or you're crazy, put down. Jake's definitely a scruncher.
00:26:15
Speaker
Jake, let us know. Also, write in, Jake. That's something you don't use chat GPT for. ah
00:26:22
Speaker
all Also, I'm currently, ah what's the word? right now No, pretty close. I have hemorrhoids. Do you? i'm This week. Yeah. um They're not yeah or external or not internal. They're itching though. yeah it's Yeah. It's not great. I got that preparation age coming today.
00:26:41
Speaker
Oh yeah, the wipes or the cream? No, because the wipes say they're for prevention. I have it. I need the cream. Is that why it's not helping me that much? Yeah, it's prevention. It's like to don't get them. If you already have it, you need the cream. I need the cream. All right, good good looks. Yeah. Because bro, I left work one day. I was like, I can't do this. I wanted to ask you actually, maybe not in the podcast, but how many times, are you using that every shit? The wipes? Yeah. Yes.
00:27:09
Speaker
Oh wow. Did it say to use it every time? No. havent How long have you been using it for? Probably three months. Holy, every time? Every time, dude. Bro, I got an Amazon subscription. They offered me that for the cream, and I was like, no. You're going to need it. like ah Unless they calm down, you're going to need it. Does your asshole itch all the time? After I take a shit, yeah.
00:27:37
Speaker
oh Fuck so you can't feel them when your hands up in there. We mean in there Like when you're wiping your ass, right? No, I don't feel it. No. Okay, cuz mine feel like little little Little sacks. Oh man All right, well anyways, let us know if you're a scrunch or a fold actually if you're a scrunch just don't bother ah You might want to keep that to yourself? Yeah. Yeah, that's not okay. Also you wipe from sack to crack You don't wipe from crack to sack Well, no. Who does that? That's what I've heard. Who does crack to sack? I've heard people who do that. It's not. You're a savage. At least for men, it's sanitary. But if women do that, that's how you get like yeast. I still would argue it's not sanitary. Well, no, it's even more. Oh, for guys. Yeah, you don't want. I mean, you don't want shit on your tank or the back of your nuts. At least at least.
00:28:36
Speaker
flashboard this flies just
00:28:44
Speaker
Hey, just skip through all this. You don't want to hear it. I keep you on your toes, people. ah so they're Yeah, they're a scrunch or fold conversation and they burned some paper at the dinner table. What is that about? I don't know. It looked cool. Yeah. And then it cuts to rainy ass London.
00:29:08
Speaker
and their home. And there's no place like London. shadow sweet that out is withie ti that's a We to review that. Absolutely.
00:29:21
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ah
00:29:24
Speaker
Luis is talking in a Agnes with a hoppy. And they're doing like the they like a breathing app, which of all the things you think aren't going to play a role, it's that.
00:29:37
Speaker
But they actually end up using this breathing app in a good way later on in the film. So she's like 12, right? They said 12. Almost 12. Yeah. Almost 12. And she has um separation anxiety from Hoppy. She has crazy fucking anxiety. Period. Big anxiety. Big anxiety. Yeah. Which can I say in the OG, no anxiety. It's not an even mentioned.
00:30:07
Speaker
Really? Not at all. She's just a kid. Well, they had to make it Americanized because you know everybody in America has anxiety. Of course. And they use this breathing app to go to sleep, and Ben's like, fucking be done with this shit. You're 12.
00:30:22
Speaker
um And then Ben makes some comment to Luis in the kitchen, and she's like, are you upset about something? And he didn't get this job offer, so he's mad about that. And they get a letter from Patty and Kira to invite them to visit.
00:30:37
Speaker
Luis thinks it's fucking weird. Ben's like, let's go. And then I didn't like how Luis just changed her mind. On the spot. All right. Oh, OK.
00:30:49
Speaker
Oh, all right. What? My notes. Oh, so they go. We follow them in the car. And there's a cut out in like the grass of a guy with a spear in his like dick. That was very odd. But it's like the grass is like trimmed to like look that way.
00:31:07
Speaker
Right. They were trimming this guy's bush to catch my drift. And they were like, oh, that's interesting. Yeah, it cuts the dark. It cuts like big nighttime. And Luis thinks they're lost. And they're like, we haven't seen the war memorial yet. We're going to be lost. And he wants to call, but there's no service. Then they find the memorial and they know to turn left. Left, left, left, left. They almost miss it. Right. They arrived and Patty and Kira come out and greet them.
00:31:38
Speaker
And they go inside and Patty offers Ben one of his housemaid ciders.
Tensions at Patty and Kira's Countryside Home
00:31:43
Speaker
Which Ben actually likes, I think. And ah the kids, I wrote kids because I still didn't know their fucking names. Agnes and Ant are staying in the same room upstairs. And I didn't think they showed this great, but I guess their bed for Agnes is just a floor.
00:32:02
Speaker
I thought it was a mattress on the floor. Oh, all right. Well, like it doesn't have a frame in the OG. They show it's just like fucking wooden planks with a blanket over it. It's just like the floor. Yeah. ah And then they're going to have dinner, even though it's dark as fuck out. ah And Patty killed a sacred goose for dinner in their honor. And when he says this, my theater erupted in laughter.
00:32:31
Speaker
that's fake They thought it was so funny. They was like, no, I killed this special for you. and They just thought it was fucking hilarious. I mean, isn't that like a thing? Like if you're a farmer, right? I'm sure it means something of to people who farm. Yeah, for sure. Because they were talking about how it's like it was very playful and loving. I mean, farmers have pull. We still have goddamn daylight savings. It's true. It's only for them. Fuck you, farmers. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Take it easy.
00:32:58
Speaker
Nah, get electricity, you poor fucks. I thought you chose to be a farmer in 2024. How are we going to eat? but What do you mean? if If there's no farmers growing crops, how are we going to eat? Daylight saving time is definitely for like the little tiny farmers like around, you know not for the big industrial farmers. Oh, so you're saying fuck small businesses. In the farming world? Yeah, I want that hour extra sleep. All right.
00:33:26
Speaker
um So this is in the trailer, I think, but Patty, like, kind of forces Louise to like eat the goose and she's a vegetarian, but whatever. Which apparently he forgot. Right. And then Ben goes to take the trash out and he takes the trash out and he turns around and it is just there with his mouth open. And that's also in the tre the the scissoring snips, snips, snips across his mouth.
00:33:56
Speaker
um And he's like, what the fuck? And then Patti's there. And he's like, dude, go to bed, man. um Then the couples are just sitting like in their living room just talking. And Luis had to flare up, I guess, in their neck. I don't know what this is about. This is not in the OG. She has pain in her shoulder or something. And Patti's talking about how it's nice to be out in the country and detox from social media and i be unplugged.
00:34:25
Speaker
um And then we hear the weird like those fucking noise from. like it From upstairs, from upstairs is Ant and.
00:34:38
Speaker
ah What's her name? Louise is like very concerned. As you should be. And Patty and Kira are like, that's cool. there He's cool. He's chilling. Give him like 30 seconds. And she goes to get to go check on. She says Agnes and he's like, no, hold up. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
00:34:58
Speaker
And it stops. And then we cut to Louise and Ben going to bed and Louise is like pulling pieces of duck out of her teeth. And she sees a stain on the sheets. They look like piss. Old piss. ah Old piss. It's not new piss. And she's like, these aren't clean.
00:35:18
Speaker
And Ben's like, hey, they're fucking hippy, dippy, fucking farmer people who live out in the country. They don't fucking know. They're not materialistic. Yeah. He's like, they're old stains. It's bright clean. Yeah, it's probably washed several times. You're probably good. No, dude.
00:35:32
Speaker
um They're laying in bed, and the daughter, Agnes, comes in, and she can't sleep. And they're all in bed together. You're 12. Don't be sleeping with your parents, please. You've got to cut that shit off at, like,
00:35:48
Speaker
When you start kindergarten, I feel that's a good age. Cut that shit off. I mean, I'm not going to have kids. I don't really know if I have any input on this, but I agree with what you're saying. ah The breathing app thing again, and then we cut to them like a hiking and forging and like Patty and Kira are singing some random song that I didn't write down. ah Patty makes a fire. And they see a ah fox and.
00:36:17
Speaker
Paddy's like, sure, but my rifle didn't like that. They're like, no, you shouldn't know. I don't know what to care for. What do you mean? It's a port. It's a fuck. What if they're eating the Fox? You ever had no of you? No. Also, isn't it like if you see a fox in the daytime, it's probably rabied. Is that true? I thought they were never heard them before. I don't know. I really don't know. Fuck fine. know Foxes are rare nowadays here, right?
00:36:47
Speaker
Yeah. I mean, it's where I live. I'm not seeing any foxes. ah're You're not seeing anything. No, maybe birds. Just crime.
00:36:57
Speaker
ah Then there's this scene where ah Agnes is on the swing and Ant will move out of the way, just looking down and like, hey, would you mind moving, asking your son to move? And Patty fucking yanks his kid out of the way. He's like, get the fuck out of the way.
00:37:16
Speaker
I was like, whoa, OK, they're feeling very child abuse. Yeah, they're feeling very uncomfortable. ah Ben and Louise, because the way he just fucking yanked them like, hey, it's no big deal. ah Don't yank your kid. Pause. Wait.
00:37:37
Speaker
ah Then Louise has a flare up. I don't. Whatever. And Patty like fills up her neck. Like he could snap her fucking neck if he wanted to. Yeah, but he was she was like really getting into it. She was like, Oh, really? You think she liked it? I think so. Because Ben was like watching and he was like, he didn't say anything because he's a little pussy bitch and doesn't say shit. But he was like, he's a pussy in his movie. Yeah. Yeah. He was looking like I don't like that, but this guy can fuck me up. So I'm not going to say anything. And then so he's feeling her up, like you said, and Patty recommends some cold water therapy.
00:38:15
Speaker
So they go jumping off this rock. And this is all in the trailer. ah And Kira has a scar on her stomach. and Like, where'd you get that from? And she's like, oh, we had a rough sex. Little weird. Rough sex. Yeah. OK. And then she tells Louise to not be ashamed of her body because she's a nice body. And Louise is like, oh, thanks, I guess. And Patty looks at Ben and winks. Did he? I missed that.
00:38:42
Speaker
little orgy action uh oh so um ben patty and uh and uh agnes all jump in Uh, an ant can't swim. That's fucked. He's just trying to turn water. Like, can he swim and pay? Like, no, that's the way you learn. He talks about like his father, like that's the way his father made him learn. And he's just pushing it onto this kid. Uh, and then Luis does not want to go in and they like cheer to jump in, but it cuts and I don't think she jumps in. No, I don't think so. Uh, and she's blow drying.
00:39:29
Speaker
Agnes's hair and they're like fucking shorts like sparks out and she's fucking pissed.
Strange Events and Awkward Interactions
00:39:36
Speaker
She's like, that's a fucking fire hazard. And Ben's like, take a nap.
00:39:42
Speaker
ah And Louise says she's like hanging out with them. And she's like, let's just tell my my neck hurts and we'll go home. And as they're talking about this kind of arguing a little bit, ah Kira walks in and invites them to go to dinner. It's like a chef's table, she says. Her friend Mike, he's a local legend. Nobody fucking lives here. Yeah, local legend. To who? To you. ah yeah So they get ready to go out and Ant walks by and he's like wearing like pajamas. And they're like, oh, Ant isn't coming? And they're like, oh, the kids aren't coming, period.
00:40:20
Speaker
That's a red flag right and this guy moosh Comes in looks like a heroin addict. He looks like he's the shovel. I can't say that um He's the shovel for sure Moosh escaped Syria and he was a teacher and Patty jokes. He's like, oh if if there's any monkey biz, we'll just get them deported.
00:40:42
Speaker
Just support him, no problem. oh ah And then this scene, they're on their way to dinner and Patty drives a little crazy and has some, ah he's blasting some deaf leopard. Pretty loud. And they pull up to this, this house, basically. Yeah, I thought i thought it was gonna be like a restaurant. Nah, it's dude's house. And the OG eats a restaurant. Oh, okay. Here, it's just a house. And it's a very remote area with like water and there's nobody else there. It's just his house, like for miles.
00:41:12
Speaker
And, uh, at the dinner table, we have a conversation between Luis and Patty going at it about vegetarian versus pescatarian. And he's like, Oh, but you eat fish that's meat, huh? And she's like, well, yeah. And they're talking about like the effects of like killing fish on the ecosystem versus killing meat.
00:41:30
Speaker
Right, like locally sourced um fish or commercial like, you know, hatcheries, stuff like that. Right. Which I don't I don't really know why they tried to slow it so slow and why they tried to throw in like that social commentary there. It just doesn't America. Well, she well, they had the same conversation in the OG. Oh, so I don't I just don't get why they threw it in there for because it doesn't like.
00:41:57
Speaker
It doesn't make any sense to make the plot better have that commentary. Yeah, it just we don't really need it. Well, it's I feel like it's supposed to just be like them having the start and going at it. Yeah.
00:42:10
Speaker
um We cut to the kids at home, they're playing hide and seek with Moosh and. I still have the names wrong. Ant shows Agnes ah Patty's watch collection and he shows her one watch that has like an engraving in the back and she's like, the fuck are you talking about? She's like, yeah, right. And then it gets interrupted because you hear Moosh come up the stairs and he goes, where are you little creatures? <unk> Such a fucking Eastern and Europe refugee. This guy should not be around kids. um For fun, that whole scene doesn't happen in the OG.
00:42:46
Speaker
Uh, Patty's parents. Wow. We're, oh, we're back to the dinner table. And Patty, again, he's talking about his parents. Uh, and he's, he calls his parents a couple of cunts. He didn't like his parents. He's like part of my French. Yeah. Uh, he said, I don't know what this is, but he said, we're saying like, almost like poetry. He's like talking in rhyme and I did not. No.
00:43:12
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now
00:43:15
Speaker
Then he kind of starts talking about Kira, and he says that she saved him. They've been there there for 17 years, ah which is also in the trailer. Oh, you go to jail for murder for less than 17 years. ah Yeah. And they fuck every day, in case you're wondering.
00:43:34
Speaker
um
00:43:36
Speaker
Ben and Louise fuck once a month, if Ben's lucky. That was a little shot. Yeah. Uh, and then they started doing, it starts as role play. Yeah. That's how, uh, Kira said that that's how they keep it, you know, alive in the bedroom is by role playing. Do you think she's actually sucking them off onto the table or it's the joke? So I was going back on her face. I was going back and forth. I was like, Oh, it's a joke. And then the longer it went on, I was like, Oh, she's sucking them off. Like in this dude's house. It's too long of a time period, you know?
00:44:12
Speaker
i I feel like it was a joke, though, at the end. That's probably the point to make you feel like it's real, but it makes you get a little uncomfortable. Yeah.
00:44:22
Speaker
Yeah, and she's role playing as a horny waitress. um That's stuff does that stuff like work for you, huh? Well, no, I can't say I've ever done role play in the bedroom. Me either. Yeah. um Patty tells him the biggest sexual organ is the brain.
00:44:43
Speaker
I kind of agree with that. Mike puts on some song in the restaurant that Patty like loves and they start dancing. Uh, the OG is a little bit different. We'll go over that later. ah Ben offers ah to chip in on the bill and pay is like, all right, here you go. You can pay. He's like, I'll get the car and just like puts the entire bill on on Ben. What a dickhead. Right.
00:45:11
Speaker
We cut to the kids who are asleep. Well, Agnes is asleep and aunt wakes her up and he's trying to be like, hey, check this out. And he pulls his shirt. He has no nipples. She's like, what happened to you? Like, he's just not putting this together at all. Right. Because he's like, huh, huh, huh, huh. Right.
00:45:34
Speaker
The adults get home, Patty's in his room, and he sees that the watch that Ant showed Agnes is crooked. He didn't put it back straight. And he's like, oh, I'm i'm fucking onto you, fucker. And we cut to Ben in and Louise in their bedroom. And Ben tells Louise that she belittles him a lot. And you find out here that he found a dick pic on her phone. And she's like, I upended my life in London, like my life to go to London with you. and I don't think you actually love me. She turns into the victim here real quick. be is like Look, I don't like that you belittle me and that ah you cheated on me, apparently. And then she said, well, actually, I don't even think you love me. So that's pretty wild. And then the end of hugging it out.
00:46:29
Speaker
whatever and they're asleep and then you cut to like Louise to like getting up and she goes to check on her kid and neither kid is in bed. And she goes looking for him and she finds them sleeping in Patti's bed and Patti's like in a speedo. Yeah, like barely wearing he wears Jack, right? And she picks up Angus and she goes and wakes up bench she's like, yeah, we're leaving now. You just say Angus.
00:47:00
Speaker
Yeah, I have I knew was gonna happen. I've Angus and Agnes both Angus Dude after the kid in our high school. His name was Angus. I had Jim with him in ninth grade Who the fuck was that? He moved like ah three chords way through the year. But okay Angus forgot they're listening. Love you, buddy. Like beef. Angus Beef. What a sick name. Angus. So ah they grab Agnes and yeah and she's like, let's go. We're leaving right now. And they do have a Tesla in case you guys are wondering. What's up with every movie using Teslas now?
00:47:33
Speaker
Again, it's it's America. It's just this woke. I was woke, but I could see. Yeah, I guess Luis would drive a Tesla because she's all pescatarian. The environment fuck with pescatarian. I know a pescatarian. Do you? Yeah, I do. OK, I don't. My sister was a vegetarian for a couple of years. I feel like I could I could do pescatarian, not vegetarian. They're in the car.
00:48:00
Speaker
And Agnes, or Angus, forgot Hoppy.
00:48:07
Speaker
And literally when she's like, I forgot, we have to go back, everyone in my audience is like, sigh, I got mad. Yeah, I did too. Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah. Well, here's the thing, right? who I know you're not going to have kids. However, if you did have kids and you saw your child sleeping in the bed with two random adults, you probably act the same way, right?
00:48:30
Speaker
Like, we're not going back? Yeah. Yeah, we're not going back. No fucking way. I'm not even going back. I'm ending it right there. We're squaring up. Oh, really? You're not going to fight him? So this scene is filmed very weird. And I'm not going to fight him. I'm just going to take my kid and leave. ah It's filmed very odd in this movie because later they tell them, like, oh, Kira was, or Kira, what Kira says, like, she was crying for you. You guys didn't hear her? And you don't really get that.
00:49:00
Speaker
like while they were arguing in the scene prior? No. In the OG, since we're here, a little spoiler alert, Ben and Louise have no marriage problems. And the reason why they don't go get Agnes is because they're fucking. Oh. They're fucking, and you hear Agnes cry for them, and they just keep fucking. Oh, OK.
00:49:24
Speaker
Uh, and you also see like they have a window, like in their room, you see, uh, Patty walked by and like watch them. Fuck. And then like go and get. Agnes. Presumably. Because in that scene where they're having their argument in the remake, you can still see Patty's face in the window. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, I miss that. Yeah. He's just like being a weirdo being James back down. Yeah. So.
00:49:55
Speaker
Uh, we've got, we're, we're with them in the car and Agnes is pissed that she doesn't have Hoppy and she kicks the back of Ben seat, which if any little piece of shit kid, he was my own kick the back of my seat, you're getting choked out you i in the trunk. Wow. Getting choked out. I'm not going to kill my kid, but like, fuck you. So they almost crash into a tractor trailer head on.
00:50:20
Speaker
And she's like, I can't breathe. We have to go back. And they start like scratching herself and they fucking go back. This ah this scene does benefit from her having the anxiety because in the OG she. She's like, we have to go back and get them. And they're like, no. And then she just sit in there and she kind of just goes, huh? And Ben just turns around and goes back for it.
00:50:47
Speaker
So it was whipped a little bit. ah So Hoppy's in Hoppy's in the OG. Oh, his name in the OG is Nenis. Nenis. Yep. Not penis. Nenis. I guess because they're Dutch. Danish. Danish. Yeah. Right. I could go for a Danish right now, Loki. That'd be good, huh? Fuck, I'm hungry. Me too. All right. Let's review.
00:51:14
Speaker
ah Ben goes back into the house solo and then ah Luis goes in after him and Luis walks in on them having a conversation Patty and Ben having a conversation because Patty's pissed they were gonna leave without saying goodbye and they're like, well, why are we gonna leave fucking tell us and they try to make up some bullshit and then and Louise is basically it's fucking weird. You took my kid to bed with you It's facts and as we said Kira's like well, she was crying for you. You didn't call and she's like it was complete my decision Patti had no idea That uh, I did it and then it's also very weird. I wrote down that ah You know earlier in the movie aunt is making those fucking noises and They're like not leave him alone. Let him cry and in the minute Angus is Angus Agnes is making noises and
00:52:04
Speaker
Their parents were like, yeah, which is like very hypocritical. Mm hmm. And then for some reason, they trauma dump that ah Patty and Kira had a miscarriage.
00:52:18
Speaker
ah And they're all like crying together. And they're like, all right, fuck, I guess we'll stay. Yeah, all shit like this. Poor you.
00:52:30
Speaker
um So we cut to they're like outside having lunch and the kids are like coloring aches. And Ant tries to pass her a note, but that what the fuck does he even say, dude? It's like it's all like gibberish. Yeah. Also, as you know, oh, right. ah She can't read it and it cuts the Patty and Ben in the car singing the song Eternal Flame by the Bengals.
00:53:01
Speaker
And they're going hunting. And Paddy is like singing. I mean, he's singing, singing, going hard. Oh, we come back to like the the picnic area, whatever they're doing. And Agnes tells ah Luis about her weird experience with with Ant and that when Kira walked over, Ant just like ate the note. You just swallow it. Which he did. And she's like, something right.
00:53:31
Speaker
And mom's like, no, it's so the mom is sus, but not as not as on alert to the point where she needs to be right.
00:53:41
Speaker
ah We cut to like a scope and they're like trying to kill a fox again in the middle of the day. And Ben just can't pull the trigger. And this is like if you didn't get what was going on yet. I mean, this is the biggest clue. Patty tells Ben the biggest adrenaline of the hunt is luring it, luring in the prey.
00:54:01
Speaker
You know what I mean? Like getting a fish to bite. Like that's the whole point of this movie. um There's a big question I have, but I'll leave it to when it comes up. Okay. ah Patty and Kira ah heard them, Ben and ah Luis arguing the night before and Patty tells Ben that and he's like, you got a lot of frustration and you got to let it out. And he goes to like this hilltop and they start screaming.
00:54:32
Speaker
I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to recreate it. No. But it's very loud. But Ben kind of buys in. they like They laugh about it. I could see it being very relaxing. Sure. Getting a good scream out. Getting in a good scream out. Shout out Screen Factory. It's kind of like ah like if you put your head in a pillow and just scream. Sure. Yeah. No. ah They come home and they're all in the kitchen.
Dinner Tensions and Parenting Disagreements
00:54:58
Speaker
and Patty chose Ben and Louise, Kira's a little sculptures. What was the thing with the sculpture that, cause everyone gasped in my theater. Like what was the, what was like the, what was the sculpture of? I didn't see it. It looked like Buddha. Okay. Um, Louise is helping them cut, do make dinner and she cuts her finger and, uh, they asked Patty to help out with the first aid and they're like, Oh, it's cool. We have a doctor and he's not a doctor. So I'm not talking about the trailer.
00:55:30
Speaker
Yes, in the trailer. And then he's like, oh, you know, I felt self-conscious, so I just said it to impress you guys. and He doesn't do anything. And then they just laugh about it. Of course I am a doctor. Doctor, yeah. And they're eating, and Kira tells Agnes to eat her vegetables and close her mouth. And like, says it more than once, and Luis is like, hey, fucking relax. Yeah, don't tell my kid what to do, all right? Right.
00:56:01
Speaker
And Patty makes Kira say sorry. And then he kind of insinuates that like Louis should also apologize. And Louis is like, what the fuck would I apologize for? Right, so she kind of like apologized, but not straight up said, I'm sorry. Right. And then this is, dude, after watching the OG, this isn't the most fucking Americanized shit ever. Earlier in the film, Angus and Ant want to like perform a dance for the adults.
00:56:29
Speaker
And they're like, yeah, we'll do it later. And they they go to do it now. And it's the Cotton Eye Joe. If you heard the music in the OG and then heard this, you'd fucking laugh your ass off. Because it's like some Danish music.
00:56:44
Speaker
It's better. Yeah, I mean, anything's better than the Cotton Eye Joe. That's true. I mean. By the way, they're not dancing the Cotton Eye Joe. They're just doing some random ass shit. Some random ass dance, right? Like some chicken fucking flapping and doing like. Fucking America.
00:57:00
Speaker
So Patti gets pissed because he says that Ant has no rhythm. And he stops the music like twice. And he walks over and he starts stomping Ant's feet forward. He's like, this is how you do it. And Angus is like, I'm out. And she runs over to her mom. And then Ben's like, nah, go do it one more time. Like, come on, just one more time. And Luis is pissed that Ben's like, nah, just try one more time. She's like, you should fucking do it.
00:57:30
Speaker
She doesn't want to do it and Patti's clearly like... Pissed. Going off the rails a little bit. So, they go again and Patti throws food, bread, and egg. I don't know what the fuck it is. He throws it at it as his kid. Like, yo, this is fucking crazy. Like, they're fucking kids. What are you doing? Like, stop it. Right. And then Patti's like, well, now you're parenting our kid. Like, that's where he fucking tries to draw the line.
00:57:57
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got Um,
00:58:03
Speaker
Patty sends aunt to his room and Louise like yours are fucking nuts. Interesting. We got, we have to leave and Ben, this was not well shot. Ben's like, Oh, we've had too much to drink. Let me get some coffee in me. And then we can go. They did not portray, uh, that they were like drunk at all.
00:58:22
Speaker
I could buy that Patty was a little drunk, but the rest of them. The rest of them were not. They were 100% sober. That's also just a skill issue, because James McAvoy is just so fucking good. Oh, well, yeah. That's the thing. Like, James McAvoy, he doesn't carry the movie, but he's definitely the bright spot. Yeah, yeah. he's and I think he's actually underrated as an actor. I think James McAvoy is underrated. I think he's underrated, yeah. I don't think he's talked about enough, because when people say great actors, you get People say Tom Cruise, depending who you talk to. Fucking Leo, Tom Hanks, Christian Bale. They all deserve their flowers. No one ever says James McAvoy. Fucking Robert De Niro, who's not even a good actor, but whatever. Do you think it's because a lot of people haven't seen a lot of James McAvoy movies that aren't X-Men? Probably.
00:59:15
Speaker
And his performances in those are fine. Also, people are M Night haters and no one likes Split. And I'm here to tell you Split's a five-star movie. Split is a five-star movie. Sorry, it is. It just is. What other actor can you get to play basically five like five different roles in one movie? The only other movie that I can think of that had a role like James McAvoy's in Split, where it's DID, is a movie called Identity.
00:59:44
Speaker
and they fucking cat they had eight people to do all eight personalities. So fucking they got Ray Liotta, John Cusack. They got all these people to play these roles. No one's doing what James McAvoy is doing. The only thing I can kind of parallel it to, because I just saw a video on this on TikTok, ah is like Andy Serkis type who does like all the voices. That is, that's that's not, it's acting, but just the vocal is not the,
01:00:11
Speaker
Cause you got to get physical like James McAvoy. Right. Like, but also he does the motion capture circus. does Yeah. For like the eight movies and for column. So I get it. Give him credit. Obviously the vocal acting world and the physical acting world are different spheres. I think also gray as Alfred. Sorry. I liked him. I liked him as Alfred. Okay. Um,
01:00:37
Speaker
So they want to leave anyways, and ah Ben's trying to sober up with some coffee, and Kira's like, oh, just stay. let ah Let Patty wake up, because Patty's knocked out. ah So he can apologize and like you know make well with them. And Ant walks into that room where ah Patty's sleeping in his bedroom, and he takes his keys off his dad. And he grabs a football, which We didn't mention the beginning of the film. ah Ben and Louise, like gift him a football when they arrive. And Patty's very upset because he wants his son to be like more masculine, I feel, or he's always grasps about how it's like ah he needs to contact sports. Yeah. Yeah. Which no, you don't. Not everybody needs to do it, but he's.
01:01:29
Speaker
Which it looked like he was wearing like a Bill's jersey almost. it was Yeah. I mean, it just said team on the front of it. It was not. But it it was definitely a Bill's jersey. Sure. Uh. So he brings his ball outside and he wants like play catch with a Agnes and he keeps throwing this ball like over her head or like to the left towards this like little shed. And they go and they the scale offense are like a a wall.
01:01:59
Speaker
To get in and he opened he unlocked it's like locked and they go inside And there's a hatch door on the floor. That's like covered in hay and this is this fucking annoyed me He brings her downstairs and she doesn't get it It's pretty fucking obvious at this point like what are we doing?
01:02:22
Speaker
um And
01:02:30
Speaker
So there's all the, like, you know, you realize all the watches and Patty's collection are just like dead people they've killed. Um, there's like a photo album of, uh, people like family they brought in and he's trying to show her like, that was my actual family. She's like, huh? Yeah. They cut his tongue off. Um, so she kind of figures it out. She takes a picture of the album with her phone.
01:02:55
Speaker
And she's like, all right, they're all sitting with Kira. I gotta isolate my parents. So she goes up and she asks her dad to play catch. And the dad's like, nah, I'm good.
01:03:07
Speaker
um We come back to Ant, who goes to return the keys. And he walks in the bedroom and the door opens inward and patties behind the door. And he pushes the door close and just like appears. And he gives Ant a hug and he goes, oh, you smell stale.
01:03:24
Speaker
and he calls him a cheeky solid. What the fuck does that mean? I don't know. And he, like, the way I view this scene is Patty knows that he has the keys. Yeah. He already knows. He's just playing stupid. ah Because or else the scene doesn't work. Because ah and it just like has the keys behind his back. And like when ah when a little kid has something behind their back, it couldn't be more obvious. Sure. And then he asks for a piggyback ride.
01:03:53
Speaker
which ah Patty offered in the beginning of the film to like move him out of the way to slide. Oh, it's not a slide. That's an OG. It's a swing. um So when he gets on the piggyback, he clips like the keys on the back of his pants. right like The keys just fall out. And they' he's like, oh, my keys. But he knew. Belt loop, huh?
01:04:19
Speaker
and then Agnes intention. We come back to Agnes. She intentionally cuts her finger. um And we come back to the the gang outside and Patty apologizes for his behavior. And this is when Agnes approaches with like her cut finger and Luis is like, Oh, let's go to the bathroom. What? She cut her finger and then like the inside of her thigh. But did she really? Yeah, I fucking miss that because it's supposed to look like, you know, right. Period.
01:04:50
Speaker
I thought she just fucking wiped her finger on her. Nah, she cut the in inwards of her thigh. That's a little dangerous. Yeah. She doesn't know, though. She's like 12. Right.
01:05:03
Speaker
um So Louise takes Agnes to the bathroom. Ben and ah Patty are having a catch. Oh, Ben, Patty and aunt are having a catch. him And Ben like can't throw a football because he's a little fucking weak bitch. Want to have a catch? Shout out, Jake.
01:05:19
Speaker
got By the way, he got mad that we hadn't shouted him out in a couple episodes. or Here you go, you selfish fuck. Yeah, really. ah I'm just kidding, Jake. I love you. ah So the ball gets overthrown. It ends up by the shed where all the luggage and stuff is kept. And Patty looks in the doorway and he sees like the hay must be out of, you know, not the way he left it. Yeah. Which is crazy to think that he knows exactly where all the hay is just.
01:05:50
Speaker
i I buy it with James McAvoy's performance. That's about it. Yeah. um So they got we cut back to Luis and Agnes in the bathroom. And she shows her the pictures. And Luis is like, we're fucked up. And she comes out and she tells Ben that ah Agnes asked for him. And all three of them go into the bathroom.
01:06:16
Speaker
and like game planning on how to make their escape. And they find a razor blade in the bathroom, which why is it in the bathroom? Right. Well, yeah, it's a box cutter, a box cutter slide, John. And this is when, like you were saying, they're going to say that she had her period and she wants to leave. Yeah. And she's like, I guess all your anxiety and all your worry and crying, let it all out now, buddy. Now's your time to shine.
01:06:47
Speaker
um And they go out and Patty's like, oh, you're a woman now. yeah You want some brandy? And they're like, fuck no. yeah We're going home. So they go to their car um and there's a flat tire and fucking it's a little too on the nose for me here. But Patty's like, oh, how'd that happen? Oh, no. A flat tire.
01:07:11
Speaker
Wow. And he's like, and he brings Ben to ah go grab the tire repair kit that he has. And they go in this really sketchy fucking tool shed. It was like straight out of Texas Chainsaw. Yeah. Which, by the way, a guy that I follow rated Texas Chainsaw at two of four and a half. It's crazy, huh? We didn't like that movie. No, we did not. And Ben wants us to call AAA, and Pat is like, I'll just do it.
01:07:39
Speaker
It's super sus. He repairs, ah Patty repairs a tire and like makes the joke like, oh, it's 25 bucks for labor, 95 for parts, whatever the fuck he said. um And they're going to get in the car and Patty asks Agnes, are you sure you had everything? Are you sure, are you sure? And she doesn't have Hoppy who is on the roof of the house. Yeah, he's in the gutter. Yeah. And he's like, oh, how did I get up there?
01:08:10
Speaker
Dude so He tells Ben to go up in the ladder and get this ladder is not tall enough No, and when this happened someone might be what fucking really?
01:08:23
Speaker
Side they were like fucking are you kidding me? By the way, I did not get to go in Alamo for this. I went to AMC just for reference. and Okay, I um Also, Louise was just fucking driving the flat tire. She was like, fuck, I missed that, but she's just fucking driving on it. Who gives a shit? Not a good idea, by the way. No, I've done that. ah And he goes on this roof and the ladder kind of wiggles, almost falls twice, and he literally like the ladder is not tall enough. It's like climb to top on the very top rung. Yeah.
01:08:56
Speaker
um Tosses it down and Hoppy's fucked up. They're like, you know, his innards are spewing. Yeah. And they go to hug goodbye and Patty was pretty aggressive with his hog with ah Louise. He's like kissing her neck and shit. Oh, and then
Confrontations and Divides with Strangers
01:09:21
Speaker
they go. Hey. so Yeah, that one. You'll do it again. Oh.
01:09:31
Speaker
And Patti's like send us a sentence technically to get back He's like, yeah, I know you won't because you're not being honest and this is Patti's thing kind of throughout the movie about like being honest Yeah, which he isn't he's like the furthest from being honest And Louise on the spot does this shit and it's pretty crazy Ballsy as unless it's coming from the heart, but she's like look Ben and I realize we're not compatible. We're not gonna we're gonna get divorce We're not gonna come back. We won't be together and we can't get past it. I And Patti's like, wow, that's some real honesty. that's the That's the start to making it work. Honesty. They could use Beetlejuice as a marriage therapist. Hell, yeah, they could. Just spilled our guts. Go listen to that episode. That has no views. Go fucking listen to that episode, please. Is it really? No, it's not doing good. What's upsetting? um Have we fallen off already? No. No, because the next, no, we're fine.
01:10:27
Speaker
um I said it was my favorite episode, and it's cooking. So we're doing fine. For us. By the way, tell your friends about this podcast. Yeah, spread the word, people. We know who you are. So Ben asked Ant to go open the gate, navigate.
01:10:49
Speaker
We didn't mention and Pat is like, no, no, no, no, no, you fucking stay there. I'll open the gate and he's a clicker. And then it's like this, you know, suspense filled scene of like, are they going to open the gate? And the gate opens and as they're leaving, they see I like this very much. They see ah Patty throw and into the like a pond pond area. Yeah, like whatever. Why didn't you like this? Because like, oh, we got to go back and get them.
01:11:18
Speaker
Plot hole like plot develop. I just don't ah yeah, it just doesn't work for me Like gather fuck cuz like they were gonna leave without him. Anyways, it's Patti's way of trying to get them back Yeah, he knows there. I think that was where they were going with this. But this does not happen in the in the og. Okay um So they're like ah fuck it and he's like just keep driving the car I'm going to go get ah and so he jumps in. Ben jumps in. the but This is the first time Ben's acted like a man. Yeah. I also forgot to mention in the bathroom scene when they find the razor blade, ah ah Ben has like he's like, we're fucked. Like, what are we going to do? And Luis, like, fucking be a man and take care of your family. Like, we're like, we got to get out of this. Yeah, he has like a whole mental breakdown. He's just like such a little bitch. But he runs into Lake and he saves. ah Yeah, he's a fucking pussy.
01:12:12
Speaker
He saves Ant. And I guess Luis didn't keep driving the car because Patty shows up and he's got a gun to Luis and Agnes' head. And in this this is another very big difference between OG and the the the remake. They have Patty and Luis transfer all their money to them. This is what I was going to ask you about. Go ahead.
01:12:41
Speaker
Was it a whole, like an OG, was it all like a money laundering scheme? No. Okay. But we'll save it till the end, right? And then I'll talk about it. Um, and like, basically like the reasoning is the same still. They asked them like, why are you doing this stuff? So like, like tied up. Uh, the answer just because you led us really. Shout out to strangers. The strangers. Because you were home. Just because you were home. Um,
01:13:09
Speaker
And he kind of he's like, oh, you think that ah you're better than us? You're fucking hoity-toity with your fucking being a pescatarian, driving to Tesla. It all like pulls together. And Patty has some ketamine he's going to kill her daughter with.
01:13:26
Speaker
um And Luis, in this moment, kind of goes John Wick. like There's absolutely no way she pulls us off. Sure.
Violence and Escape Attempts
01:13:35
Speaker
um and she grabs the razor blade she had, and she fucking slashes Patty's face. When she does this, ah Kira has a shotgun to her head. So she goes fucking quick, slash to his face, grabs Kira's shotgun out of her hands, and immediately Kira's like, I'm a victim too, fucking help me escape. I'm stuck here. Not very believable. No. They lock them in this tool shed, and when they leave, it's all of a sudden nighttime.
01:14:08
Speaker
Did you notice that? It was like the middle of the day when he saves Ant and then it's just nighttime. Yeah. ah And they're trying to escape, but Mike shows up and I guess they were going to sell or Mike was going to sell their car to somebody. Mike had it lined up.
01:14:26
Speaker
And he shoots at them, so they go hide in the house. And ah he unlocks the shed and gets Patty and Kira. They're trying to call the police. They get an operator, but Kira cuts the phone line. Luis is like, let's just go run in the woods. And Ben's like, they hunt in the woods. They're fucking nature people. Right. They know what they're doing. They have gone. Yeah. and he And he's having another fucking mental breakdown. I'm so sorry. I can't do it. I suck. Just like fucking be an adult. Be a man. ah Fucking pussy. Yeah, really. And then Kira cuts the power to the house, and they start playing out of the car. ah Eternal Flame by the Bengals again. And Ben's like, I wrote Ben. It's not Ben. Patty's playing the music, and he's singing outside.
01:15:22
Speaker
And they come up with an idea to light the house on fire to make like a smoke signal. And they want to use Patty's apple cider, apple cider, just cider. Sorry, cider, because it's 150 proof, they said. and So they make like a malt off cocktail with it and they eat it onto the roof, but the roof is sloped and it just rolls down the hill, rolls down the land, rolls down the roof and lands in Patty's car. Yeah, the base cards fucked.
01:15:53
Speaker
um And they're like in this situation and as Mike is like letting them out of the shed Mike asked patties like why are you playing with your food? So they cannibals I Don't think so. All right, cuz like where where are the bodies? Cuz the OG they address that and this one they don't. Oh, I don't know All right, well, Ben and Louise leave Ant and Agnes in a closet, and Ben finds a hammer, and Louise finds some sulfuric acid. They split up. And Patty- Just split up and search for clues. Yeah, sure. And Ben's by the front door, and Patty's on the other side of it. He's just talking shit. About he's going to kill him and blah, blah, blah.
01:16:44
Speaker
The car explodes now and Patty just starts laughing and he calls him a cheeky cunt. Cheeky cunt. Mike, meanwhile, it's all like a diversion because Mike is has a ladder and he's climbing onto the roof. A bigger ladder than the ladder that they used earlier. Right. ah Ben and Luis obviously hear Mike on the roof and they go upstairs.
01:17:09
Speaker
and i wrote here patty is channeling his inner beast from fucking split and breaks the door down yeah really i mean it took a lot of like also he's just jacked in this movie he's come right so big uh and then kira goes in through like the basement what do you storm shelter what do you call that storm door what she goes in through. Stellar door? sal Sure. Oh, I guess it's Louise. Louise grabs a pitchfork, not a big one, but like a serving one almost. ah Mike breaks through a window and it's kind of all over the place here, but Patty is working his way upstairs and Louise is like waiting for him. And she's in this room and she's barricaded it with furniture. So he can't get in, but he like gets his hand in, which is also in the trailer.
01:17:59
Speaker
But the part where she sticks the fucking pitchfork in his arm is not. And I guess this room has two doors, because Kira is trying from the other end. I hate houses like this. Yeah. You ever been in a house like this? Probably. I don't remember, but probably, yeah. Paying the fucking debt. I've been in, ah at like, shore houses that have, like, the bathroom has two doors. Yeah, that's nasty. I don't like that, like, college dorms. Yeah.
01:18:26
Speaker
um So they're they're both trying to break in on both sides of this room. I have no idea where Ben is at this point. He's hiding in like this little thing. Right. So they get through into this room and Luis is gone. And Mike is looking around, the kids see him through the closet. And ah Patty and Luis are looking around and they hear Aunt Cough.
01:18:56
Speaker
Uh, and Patty starts looking around. I don't know how the fuck they pulled this off, but he opens the cabinet closet, whatever. And it's just the breathing app. Right. Bringing that around. Uh, and then he gets attacked by Louise with fucking sulfuric acid to the face. Yeah. So he's fucking down and out screaming. And then this shit went pretty fast, but Mike thinks he sees them and he shoots, but it's a mirror. And then Ben and Mike get into a tussle and At some point, Mike ends up on top of Ben and he's like holding his face against the shard of the mirror and he's like going to like poke his eye out and Luis whacked him in the back of the that with a fucking hammer. Yeah, with the with the ah on on nail or part. You had to remove a nail, right? Yeah. And they take Mike's keys because they use his car to leave. We cut to the bathroom where Kira is washing off Patty's face. And he's like, I got this. Go finish the job.
01:19:56
Speaker
So the family goes up to the top floor, and they take the ladder that Mike used to go down. And Kira's on her way up, and she sees the shattered sculptures. I don't know why they threw this in there, but Patti mentioned earlier, if any of her sculptures break, there's going to be hell to pay. For some fucking reason. Yeah.
01:20:17
Speaker
um So they're like all slowly going down the ladder and ah Kira comes out this window with a shotgun but Louise is hiding behind like the window and smacks the shed with a brick. And she falls down the roof face first into the ground. She dead. Dead dead. The ladder falls. So Ben finally starts to start being a man. A man or a fucking moron. You decide. What are they gonna do?
01:20:47
Speaker
I guess. They'll go back down and face Patty? That's probably better than this situation, though. You don't think so? I don't know. I don't know what I would have done, honestly. I couldn't take fucking James's boy the way he looks. No, but I don't think I could also deal with what Ben just went through. I'd probably cry like a little bitch. Ben's a pussy, though, so we could probably deal with it. Maybe. But maybe the adrenaline, right? Right. He falls and like his knee fucking is dislocated. It's gone.
01:21:15
Speaker
ah and he pushes the roof the the ladder against their the roof so his family can come down and Patty shows up behind them with a gun and he has a gun to Agnes his head and he sees that Kira's dead. He's fucking pissed. Oh, that's something we never see how Patty gets Agnes. I think it's just because she was the first one down and OK, because they kind of walk like out of like nowhere. I'm like, how the fuck? Yeah, and it's not great. um And Lori's like, don't kill my kid, kill us, whatever. And Pat is like, I'm not going to come or keep her my new kid. Yeah, cause he's going to kill ant. Right. Because he wasn't good enough. Right. ah And then he gets injected with ketamine.
01:22:09
Speaker
Yeah, ah because Agnes took the syringe that he had. They show that? Yes. OK, I didn't see it then. um And this is probably the wildest scene in the movie. ah They're about to leave and escape. And Ant is about to smash Patty's face like a brick. And Patty just looks at him like all bloody and smiles like it's my boy. And he just fucking beats the shit out of him.
01:22:36
Speaker
Ashes him
Movie Ending and Differences Discussion
01:22:37
Speaker
the only gory part in the movie and it's like really quick like you barely see it, right? um they escape and everybody's obviously shook and Agnes gives hoppy to ant and Ant takes it and he's like tearing up because his family's dead ah My door dasher his name is bi-clopple. Just wanted to let y'all know I Word.
01:23:03
Speaker
ah And that's the end of the movie. So the OG, drastically different. Better or worse? um My rating is the same because they each movie has its problems. Okay. um So again, we said it's Nina's, not Hoppy. ah Ben's name is Bjorn. I just wanted to say that. I fuck with it.
01:23:26
Speaker
um In the beginning of the film, when Patty has Hoppy, that never happens. Ben just finds it like in the city. okay um Like I said earlier, he doesn't really care that his child his child has no anxiety. He doesn't really care that he has but she has a stuffed animal.
01:23:49
Speaker
ah Their decision to go visit ah Patty and Kira isn't just like they're just talking and like always go they have ah they have some friends over for dinner and like the for them discuss Them going out and a couple they have over it's like yeah, it seems like a good idea ah Okay, so they had more logical reasoning like thought there was more for brains talking about it versus just two people. Okay um There's no marriage issues, but Ben is like wildly depressed and um And like a lot of the time they make an effort to show you like Ben just zoning out and like not even being present in like the scenes Okay ah There's a scene when they're at the resort and they're sitting and they're watching like a lady sing We're like instruments and like Ben like tears up like crying like he thinks it's so beautiful. It's like touched by it pussy It's a wild boar. They cook them not a goose
01:24:43
Speaker
I like that better. Uh, I think I said this in the beginning of the podcast, but, uh, Patty and, uh, Keira speak a language and Ben and Louis speak a language so they can talk to each other and they don't do a couple of notes. No, they're saying when they speak to each other, it's English. Gotcha. I could see how that could be interesting. Um, when they got the restaurants, not somebody's house, it's an actual restaurant where other people are there.
01:25:10
Speaker
um And the menu is all regional foods that Ben and Louise don't know what it is. And Pat is like, I'll just get it for you. ah And then the on the way home is the drunk driving scene, but it's a lot more drawn out and he's blasting music and he's a he's drunk.
01:25:29
Speaker
Okay. Like very, like very, very clearly drunk and like blasting music. Uh, and they're like, and like, it gets to the point where like Louise is like yelling, like turn the fucking music down and like he won't. Um, there's also an added shower scene after dinner where, uh, Louise hello is showering and she hears someone come in while she's in the shower and like brushed her teeth.
01:25:58
Speaker
And like the look on her face is like, it's probably not Ben. It's probably somebody else. Uh, and as I said before, there's no marriage issues because she gets into this piss me off so much. She takes her shower and she gets into bed with a towel still wrapped around her. That's fucking wet. Yeah. I was so mad. I was so fucking angry. Uh, fucking soggy bitch. And they, and they fuck. Uh, and which is why they don't go get, uh, Agnes Agnes. Right.
01:26:25
Speaker
And Patty watched Agnes still has some anxiety, but it's more of like, like she wants to sleep in their bed, but it's like, I don't like sleeping on the floor. Not like i freaking out. Okay. The screaming scene is different in the sense that, uh, Ben.
01:26:45
Speaker
tells Patty in the car, like, I'm just very sad. And I don't feel like I'm a person. I don't know what I'm doing in my life. he And he, like, literally, like, cries in the car. Oh, OK. Like, sobs in the car. And he's like, I'm playing. Go ahead. It seems like the OG has a lot more meaning to the plot. Oh, wait till you get to the end. Oh, OK. He's, he cries sobs. He's pretending to be somebody he's not. And they go hang out in a pool afterwards and have beers.
01:27:14
Speaker
uh which keep in the back of your mind.
01:27:19
Speaker
There's another scene that night. They're all asleep and uh Ben wakes up and the Patty and Kira just left on. I don't know what horror movie is but it's like a lot of screaming. Maybe he takes his chainsaw but like blasting like a murder movie and it's just like he's screaming like bloody murder. So he walks out in the living room and he turns off the TV and the water's running.
01:27:45
Speaker
And I forgot it's it's kind of dark, but he Ben is actually the one that finds the luggage. Oh, OK. Yeah. And he's the whistleblower on all this. And they have a like at the top of their like where that that is, it's like a fucking a shape a frame house and the entire in so the roof goes like this. The entire wall is just covered in photos like they've they've murdered like thousands of families. Gotcha.
01:28:12
Speaker
um And then it completely just takes a left turn from here. So basically, Ben finds Ant drowned in a pool. Oh, he's fucking dead. He's dead. He's floating in the pool dead.
01:28:33
Speaker
Right. So he goes back into their room where they're all sleeping and he's like, we got to go. And I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? Like Louis did express some discomfort in the beginning of the film, but he's like, we got to get the fuck out of here. So he picks them all up. They all got in this car. ah This is pretty bad, actually. They're in the car and there's this weird sequence where like he thinks a car is following him. So like he pulls over.
01:28:56
Speaker
or like he turns off the road and the car passes by and then he keeps driving and they pass a car that's off. And as they pass the car, the lights turn back on. So it's obviously Patty and Kira. Uh, and somehow the car gets stuck in a ditch. It's not really great the way they do it, but it's, it gets stuck in a ditch. So they're in this car and there's no service. And, uh, Ben is freaking the fuck out because Ben knows Ben never actually tells Luis, like what's going on, probably because their kids right there most of the time, but Ben is freaking the fuck out. And Luis is like, what is your problem?
01:29:33
Speaker
um And there's a house off in the distance and Ben like so runs this house like go get help and when he's running to the house you see Patty like get eyes on this car and like he's gonna go to the car So when Ben's running to the house, there's a fucking big-ass like it's like the creek I had in my backyard, but bigger like imagine if that like went up like your waist Okay, so Ben has to walk across this fucking cold ass like river. It's middle of the night It's like cold outside He gets to this house, there's nobody in it. It's just an empty house. The lights are on. So he thought somebody would be there. There's just nobody there. Was that like a patty thing? Like he set it could have been seted up? It could have been fucking Mike's house. I don't know. ah He runs back to the car. They're gone.
01:30:21
Speaker
And there's like this like really depressing scene like him just walking on the street like yelling for his kid and his wife and just like they're just they're gone and he has no car. He has no cell service. He's just he's stranded in the middle of the woods and it's like it's like one road which is woods. Oh. A car pulls up and it's Patty and he has the kids in the car or the kids. He has Kira and pat and Kira. He has Kira Agnes and Luis in the car. um And then they're driving.
01:30:51
Speaker
And there's this really weird scene where they're asking like, oh, so we're going back to the house and, uh, Kira and Patty, like shut the fuck up. Don't speak. We don't want to hear you talking. And like the, the Agnes is freaking out and she's like, it's going to be okay. And they're like, they like tell the kid, like shut the fuck up. Uh, and then when, when Patty says that, uh, Ben's like, don't talk to my family like that. And.
01:31:19
Speaker
Patty beats the shit out of fucking ah Ben in the car like fucking like Superman punches this motherfucker really car yeah, then they stop they're in this field and These lights turn on from a car and this man Gets out of the car and they're like what the fuck is going on and they're all trying to get out of the car and then
01:31:42
Speaker
Kira asks, hey, you know let me let me hold ah Agnes. She's like, fuck no. She's like, come on, let me hold her. And she's like, fuck no. All of a sudden, that back door opens. This man who might've been Mike, I don't know who he is, he puts ah he puts Luis in a headlock and like to the point where but like she's choking. Then Patty beats the shit out of Ben still. He's like knocked out.
01:32:10
Speaker
he He reaches in the backseat, he grabs, um he grabs Agnes, and they show you on screen, them cut Agnes' fucking tongue out. They fucking show it. You actually get cut out. I wrote in all caps, cuts her tongue off on screen. It was brutal. but Fuck, oh my God.
01:32:33
Speaker
oh Then they just, this guy just snatches this kid. He just takes her and he picks her up like over his shoulder and you see the blood just rushing out of her mouth. oh ah The door closes and Patty and Kira drive off with Ben and Louise still in the car and she's banging on the window for like her kid and they're stuck. And then it's like, ah there's just like somber music, but it's no audio. And you just see the mom like screaming in the back of the car. They get to this,
01:33:04
Speaker
area that has rocks. ah And they make them get out of the car. They get out of the car, and they go, all right, strip. And they strip. Naked. You see penis. You see vagina. You see it all. Tits. Crazy. Whole thing. Now, it's not clear if they have a gun. OK. But they're doing everything they say. They walk them down into this, like,
01:33:29
Speaker
ditch right and they're just standing there like what's gonna happen so they're just standing there scared shivering because it's cold out ah Ben and Louise embrace each other and out of fucking nowhere Louise gets headshot with a fucking rock Like the point where she's like knocked like unconscious. It's like like a football sized rock. okay And like falls to the ground. And then Ben runs down like to see if he's okay. And then he gets hit with a rock. And you watch them just get stoned to death. ah They just, the the ah Patty and Kira just throw rocks until they're fucking dead.
01:34:07
Speaker
Damn. Which the problem with this is like, all right, you're in the woods with these people and they don't make it clear they have a weapon. They're just like submitting to what they're saying. I would try and fight back. Yeah, there's no effort to fight back, which is my beef with it. So.
01:34:27
Speaker
This, they both fall down. They're both like dead getting pelted with rocks and it pans to an aerial view and it zooms out and you see all of these piles of rocks, which is like the, those are all the bodies they've killed just buried in the rocks. Yeah. Um,
01:34:44
Speaker
And the end of the movie, uh, Agnes is, uh, in the car. Yeah. So, so you're like, what happens to Agnes? Agnes is in the car after it's like daytime. They're driving in the car and you see Agnes Patty and Kira pull up to the house. So Agnes is now just stuck with them. Oh, and the movie ends and that's it she becomes the ant. Right. Okay. And that's the end of the movie. So it's not a happy ending like this one. No, it's demented.
01:35:14
Speaker
Her parents are dead. Yeah, it's it's better, but also like there's just no effort to fight back. But I mean,
Combining Elements from Original and Remake
01:35:22
Speaker
watching this bitch get stoned is fucking crazy. Watching the two of them, dude, watch the last because I mean, even the dialogue is almost like line for line a lot of the time. ah Like the last like 30 minutes are fucking wild. Why do you think they changed it? It's America.
01:35:40
Speaker
we't go that but Well, it's because it's it's a it's a universal movie. So i they probably didn't want to go that brutal right for the general audience. That's how I feel. Also, there's a cool TikTok account out there called Horror Chronicles. And she was talking about like the differences between these two movies. And she was basically just saying like, yeah, America doesn't have the balls to make like a truly demented, sick movie. Because like, what was when did America make a movie like funny games?
01:36:09
Speaker
Never. Never. Like, we just don't have the balls to do it. But, like, these European countries will do it. The fuck? They don't give a fuck. Yeah. um So that's the movie. But, like, they're like a loving family that just, like, gets murdered. That sounds way... More interesting. More interesting, yeah. Okay. Well, ah if that's all for the review, where are you at for a letterbox rating?
01:36:38
Speaker
Three and a half. For the remake. Three and a half on both. OK, I'm also at a three and a half. Yeah, it's a it's a movie. It's a solid movie. It's a above average movie. It's a good movie. It's a movie elevated by the performances. I agree, because everybody I feel is a good actor except for Ben. I don't like his acting or his character at all.
01:37:08
Speaker
Ben's a lot better in the OG. Bjorn? Bjorn, yeah, he's a lot better. Bjorn and Abel. ah Yeah, go watch the OG. I think my optimal um movie is a mixture of the two. Take elements of, you know, the remake elements of the old one and mix it together. they did the if they did yeah If they did the ending of the OG with James McAvoy, that sounds amazing.
01:37:36
Speaker
Yeah, it is. They could probably spice it up with him. Because like the there's not much to it. It's literally like zoomed out and they're just throwing rocks at these people. But it does zoom in on like the carnage of like them getting smashed. Yeah. So my optimal would probably be a mix of the two. Okay. Cut the stupid anxiety bullshit out of it. Okay.
Upcoming Movie and Trick or Treat Review
01:38:00
Speaker
I just, it doesn't matter. It really doesn't matter.
01:38:04
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um Yeah, so that's our review on speak no evil ah Next week a movie that I am very excited for the substance Which is being said the grossest movie ever I don't believe that there's no I do have high expectations We are big-body horror fans. The trailer looks gross i a let's see what it's about I'm going in blind. I don't know. Oh, yeah, hundred percent online I have no idea no clue. Oh Uh, and then before you know it, we're in October to kick off our, our horror extravaganza. Um, should we cock tease one more movie? Absolutely. Your turn buddy. Um, all right. So we've said it, we've said inside, we've said basket case, you know, we're going to give you a terrify or three review.
01:39:03
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By the way, we're gonna put that, ah i did I did in fact meet David Howard Thornton, I know I said that last episode, we're gonna put my experience, we're gonna clip that into the Terrifier through your view and just make that a whole Terrifier vibe episode.
01:39:15
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um Did you say reanimator? I did. Okay, we've also said reanimator. um Then you got the mystery movie, which is down to four now. I'll give you,
01:39:31
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I'll give you a movie that was one of my first introductions to horror. A movie that I love. ah movie that
01:39:42
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An anthology film that for some reason people just can't seem to get right as far as horror is concerned. Trick or treat. I watch this and cramp us back to back.
01:39:58
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Back to back, really? Yeah. Just did hol holiday horror. Holiday horror. I trick i love trick or treat. Trick or treat is one of those movies where when it first came out, you didn't really hear anything about it. And it became a cult classic that I guess is now not a cult classic. It's a it's mainstream mainstream now because you can go into Spirit Halloween and they got trick or treat merch up the fucking ass.
01:40:26
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I think it's great. It's fantastic. oh it It's one of the greatest horror anthologies. All right. So I'll read off one more time, what your, uh, your horror month schedule is looking like. You got reanimator, you got it 2017, you got inside terrifier three joker two, which is going to be a little late cause I am going to Italy for 10 days. Uh, trick or treat basket case, the mystery film. And there's two more we have not released to you guys yet.
01:40:57
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Ooh. And one has been rescheduled four times. Hey, you know, life happens. Uh, yeah.
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