Arc 4 - Episode 6 - The Planning Episode

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Speaker: months of getting started. An hour late. So... That's fun. What is this, Wentworth 2? Oh. I have...

Speaker: How does that go? I have some money I need cash now Call 877. No, I can't remember the actual number. 877 -CASH -NOW.

Speaker: Oh my goodness. Oh, I'm thinking of JJ Wentworth. Isn't that how it went? Oh, JJ Wentworth, eight, seven, seven cash now. It is J .J. Wentworth.

Speaker: Yep. There's like a... ah ah John Oliver did a whole episode on that. Oh did he? yeah i don't I'm glad I don't... What happened to these old cover tune are these old ads where they actually put in...

Speaker: Well, I was just talking about that before. Did you guys ah see I was talking about the berries and cream commercial earlier today? oh These new commercials aren't shit. These old commercials got nothing on the early 2000 commercials.

Speaker: i was so so it's uh where was it the theater No. I don't remember where it was. uh but clown school No. It's somewhere. It's in the lockers, isn't it?

Speaker: Oh was it? Our locker room. yes Yeah, it's in the locker room. Very interesting commercial. Yeah, the berries and seeds. I was so tempted to just say, I'm the little boy who likes berries and seeds.

Speaker: I thought that would be so if someone didn't know what the commercial was, that would have been so weird and all out of left field. I'm weirded out. yeah i am not sure that i know the commercial even oh do you not know the old skittles commercial The little boy who likes berries and cream.

Speaker: oh it's such a famous commercial Yes. Yep, okay. Yeah, I'll link it and you can watch it later. Yeah, see that the reason that commercials don't work on me is that

Speaker: I'll remember funny things from commercials, but I'll have no idea what the commercial is actually advertising. Oh my god, same. So - It's actually funny we bring this up because uh i watched dug dug at youtuber and one of the things uh he did recently is he did a bunch of uh Like stupid commercials like a bingo board of it And one of them that popped up was Puppy Monkey Baby. And I didn't know that was a Mountain Dew commercial.

Speaker: You didn't? No, I had no idea Here it is, it's basically him. Yeah, I did not know that was a Mountain Dew commercial. God.

Speaker: Okay. All right, I'm getting us started before we get to. What? Also, what did you send me, Jake? Jake, what what is this?

Speaker: Wait, I said that. What is this? oh that was back from the uh when you made the stupid image Ugh. of course what is this I love the voices in my head.

Speaker: Why are you... Oh, you've reacted to my status. Okay. Maybe we could do that. What? Wait, what? Jake DM'd me. It says, react to Pure Glacian status. If you click on their profile, you can look at what they put for like their...

Speaker: message of the day that that you're allowed to put and you can click reply That's funny. Yeah, the funny thing is you tried replying with one of the ah PTT emojis, but you obviously don't have Nitro because it just says colon Johnny Trash colon. That was a good fat pig.

Speaker: I feel robbed. that's so Funny. I hate Nitro. Oh, I don't have Nitro either, but that is really funny. It's it's not worth the little things you get out of it.

Speaker: No, its it really isn't. Absolutely not. it's it's own I will say this. that It's almost as bad as Xbox Live. ah at least xbox live you get to have multiplayer Yeah, well. on Without Xbox Live, you can't even play on multiplayer games. You have to play solo constantly.

Speaker: Yeah, um... I am very glad I don't have to deal with online subscriptions like that because all the big consoles and stuff do. I can't afford that stupid price. I had to leave my Battlefront Milsim because of that.

Speaker: Battlefront Go for it. Battlefront Milsim? What's that? It's about military simulation. yeah it's battlefront 2 where Man, I was a captain rank.

Speaker: I don't know what that means. It's Star Wars, and i had to go up to so I had to earn my promotions. Okay.

Speaker: so it sounds like you put a lot of work in it Yeah. Almost a year.

Speaker: Puppet, can you move please? I'm gonna scooch you, okay? Do what i what I sent in the photo. Throw the cat. Now we're tossing him over the roof. What are you doing, Tippi? Maybe not. oh i wanted but I wanted to get an image, a picture of that. Tippi was, like, trying to crush himself underneath the little hangover on my desk. Like, so stupid.

Speaker: Okay. Anyway, for the fifth time, I'm going to get us started. ah I'm going to try and keep this one to be a little bit of a shorter episode. Tooby, I swear to fucking God, get off my tablet.

Speaker: No, he opened up MSN News. Oh, no. What? and I thought you said something completely different than news. For a second, I'm like, what?

Speaker: Yes, Toofy's bringing up nudes, obviously. Okay. uh so we've got craig in here i'm gonna start Even. Like who sub -sponsored porn.

Speaker: Listen, I won't judge a man for what he thinks. They're falling on hard times.

Speaker: did jake miss her news and it was msn news so clearly He misheard and thought he said MSN nudes. It was a misinput, misinput.

Speaker: Anyway. Um, I'm glad we've got this energy, because I can tell this is not, in fact, gonna be a short episode, even though I'm gonna try and make it so it's gonna be a - It's fucking awful.

Speaker: By awful, I mean amazing, so are you guys ready? oh yeah case where we basically just tell you no uh Or were you ready to say nuh -uh? God - like The reason I asked you guys that in the discord earlier like what the fuck happened last time is I genuinely did not remember Like that was just such a you were.

Speaker: Were you high? and was That episode was like you were on something. on Well, that episode, I was trying to railroad you guys into one specific outcome because I needed something to happen for the plot. And when that didn't happen, I was trying to make it happen anyway. Yeah, sucker. I stole the mayor away from you.

Speaker: And on top of that, we had stayed up late and I was like super tired from doing stuff for the end of the day. I was just delusional. is this the one where is this the one where you put us on the show trial and then yeah and then Hikaru just like somehow knew Somehow knew, like, the constitution of the city. You called the BS on everything. Like, nothing makes sense. Not a tangent, but, like, a mayor can't give their mayorship to someone.

Speaker: This isn't a kingdom. This isn't about inheritance. Good. I don't know. I don't know anything about politics. I was just trying to railroad you guys into giving a silver mayorship of the town. And it was not going to happen. No, it really isn't. I don't even know what the outcome of that is with silver. God, because you've got into a huge form and everything.

Speaker: I'll have to think of something for that. I don't know. Last time we saw was Biggie Chastain gets a video of her like stomping at the ground. Oh yeah, because Johnny Trash was there in the jury's stand. Yeah, with the fat cash and money.

Speaker: Oh yeah, he got paid off. We got paid off and Phil was on our side. Listen, he's smart. as You can just say yes and take the money. I don't get what people do. You can just say yes, take the money, but not do what they ask. Like, so easy. No consequences ever.

Speaker: Oh, God. All right. So now that we've done the recap, do you guys want to get in the episode? and we We know what happens now. We know what to say for the recap.

Speaker: oh my god okay all right here we go i'm serving us three two and so long hello everyone and welcome welcome to a pastor time my name is dakota your pm your dm Yeah.

Speaker: Keep it together. Yes. Are you okay? No, you guys have me laughing right before we started this. I did not have enough time to recover. We're going with it. Sitting to my left is somebody who blew up her bicycle.

Speaker: ah Yep. You know.

Speaker: This the God, this is gonna be very similar to the last episode. ah Did you miss us? Deep breath. Calm down here. Mess me?

Speaker: Did you miss me? Did you miss me? Did you miss me? Let's do another one of these Mark trials. See how that goes. All right. Alright, guys. Hi. okay it's me Evelyn.

Speaker: Um... I... My living room is full of metal dust from the blown up bike. yeah And... yeah I've got someone with me who...

Speaker: Nose. The plural of moose. Yep. That's me. Naturally that plural is niece. If you know, you know. It could also be moosen.

Speaker: And I will not elaborate. because you know patreon stuff maybe or maybe last episode we don't know yet Nope. I am Eli and sitting Across from me. Cheers.

Speaker: The mold man himself. What time? Bane. I am Mold Man! Okay. I think... Giggling through this whole thing just waiting for Eli to say that. Oh my god. If you guys don't... I'm here to destroy your furniture and ruin your room.

Speaker: I don't know if it's going to be on the feed or if it's going to be on the Patreon, but we did a ah bunch a bit of story time episode with everyone, all the co -hosts. and uh just referencing each other's stories so if that's any incentive to go listen to that special episode or patreon episode or whatever then go check that out

Speaker: um ah so we are recording this an hour and a half later than usual i want to apologize but also ask you guys to brace yourselves ah Last episode was... a bit psychotic because we had recorded it late at night and I think everyone was really tired, me especially. it's Like the tighter that we get, the more chaotic we are.

Speaker: are I mean, it's the same without a scratch. Okay. It's the same thing that happened with Sandman, the fucking pizza cutting from Arc 2. I think that was Arc 2.

Speaker: Oh my god, that fucking killed me. uh so Once again, we're recording this much later than we should, and um I'm already preparing for the worst this episode, so have fun.

Speaker: uh but with that being said i uh Oh, actually, you know what what we should do? I want to remind everyone that we have a website. I don't think we mentioned it in the last episode, if it was on the feed or Patreon or whatever. We haven't decided. But we have a website. Go check it out. It is, I think, pmdpastortime with a U. Is that correct, Evelyn?

Speaker: Yep. Yep, go check it out. It's got the bios of all the different characters. It lists all the different episodes when they're uploaded. It's a really cool website, very infographic, if that's the right word. So go check it out. It'll be linked in the description below, as along with all of our other links. So with that, it is time for us to roll for recap. Come on, grab your D4s.

Speaker: Ooh, goodie, I can actually find him now in this metal bin. Yeah, your dice numbers have been reduced enough that you can actually find what you're looking for. i'm I'm not searching for like half, of for like a quarter episode.

Speaker: Hmm. I got a one. All right. I also got a one. Uh -oh. I got a lot. You got a rock you got a what? What did you say? like Clearly. problem Here.

Speaker: Did you actually say a rock? Oh, that's a reference I didn't get. I got that reference. I laughed at it. Thank you. um I got three.

Speaker: Yes! Fuck yeah! I got a three. Okay. Did you? That's funny, I'm the one who's playing. Absolutely, DM. You know, now you're gonna... Do it again.

Speaker: Yeah, because I messaged... i messaged the uh the co -host before we started recording and i was like hey guys What happened? so Could you please tell me what happened? I don't remember.

Speaker: My power trip. I don't remember Silver having the power to... Can you please tell me? I'm glad that's how you guys think of me.

Speaker: ah Jesus. Okay, ah so Jake. No, never! So what happened last episode? Alright, last episode.

Speaker: We do. What was the name of the city again? New shimmer. New Shimmer City. you know We were already there. We've been there for like two episodes.

Speaker: our honor we' were We're on our way to Silver 3D. Silver 3D. I'm trying to find something. Alright. And then we got out. Episode four.

Speaker: all right Error. The second one... Depending on Patreon stuff, of course. Um, yeah We will be back. Call your son. Or not summons.

Speaker: We fall. See ya. Apple. Pokemon, I can't remember the name. Apple Dune? Apple Goon? Apple Dune. The Apple Pokemon. a We um confronted him, and oh boy, was that a mistake.

Speaker: Um. Because they were carrying a maker. Kidnapped him with a A pig knight, I believe. I can't remember if it was a pig knight or emboar. I think we swapped between the two, I believe. It was supposed to be pick knight, I believe.

Speaker: I think so. That's supposed to be pig night. Um, but it'd make more sense to end bar. Actually be the LaCarrie. Well, I think that was the argument we had last time, is whether it was an Embo or a Pignite.

Speaker: Either way either way either way Um, We got called into trial. by none other than the Good. All right. It was. Not a sore lose at all.

Speaker: yeah Um, wish for the trial we um we had an attorney but But. The attorney, um he went on break and never came back. I think. you Well, I think I think who was it that uh oh it was the apple in that uh We had the Sceptile.

Speaker: But we then he never talked. I mean, we did also discuss for like 15 minutes whether we actually wanted this lawyer to represent us. That's true. we um represent ourselves yeah was very very noticeable after like five words that the place was everything was corrupt here As -salam.

Speaker: Well, Where we had a returning visit of Johnny Trash. We saw him as he was counting a bill of hundreds. Everyone loves Johnny Trash Which isn't a jury, right?

Speaker: Yes. um So we started this jury. um i It was the edge. judge What Pokemon was the judge? It was... Oh, was it Gourgeist? Gourgeist, yeah.

Speaker: Yeah. Corgis. Right. My favorite Pokemon. I sure remember. Um. I remember that. All right. As we go on, it is so big. obvious that This is a... um How do they say it? i but Say Peru court.

Speaker: Yeah. um Where? Nothing here makes sense. since none of the proof they had actually backed up any of their claims they had to write Proof.

Speaker: Um. We we really saw the judge getting paid more money just to Take. Just do like. take off i don't know what we said um As he was counting his fact stacks in front of us, Silver was like, oh no, I'm not doing that.

Speaker: Nothing. As she's like holding up with her psychic powers. After about a minute. Power of us. um Telling Dakota that he doesn't know anything about law? on how a mayorship would work.

Speaker: I'm pretty sure my logic was pretty solid. how a whole government was made so no one could use this power and you can't just give it a willing milling to someone It's like a constitutional right.

Speaker: You're... And there's a contradiction. um Do we know that there's a constitution? The Constitution of Outcasts, of course. All right. We know that it's a democracy of some kind.

Speaker: That's about it. start mo mean Yeah, but I think they're like... According to what I've heard about Not A Scratch, um Our parent podcast, by the way.

Speaker: Um. Go check them out. Yeah, check them out. Um... There is a like. fairly thin federal government. um but most of the power is at like the state level it's kind of like It's kind of like between the Europeans. It feels like a democracy kingdom.

Speaker: Feels like the Holy Roman Empire. Yeah. It feels a bit like the... like America during the Articles of Confederation.

Speaker: You're asking me to remember things from high school from like 10 years ago. I do not. Listen, he didn't know. We're not going to have to go to this. Keep talking.

Speaker: Just to give their power away to someone. Okay, to be fair, I started high school nine years ago. Okay. Oh. yeah but what i'm saying what i'm saying has no bearing on like how how local governments operate so like that's you know.

Speaker: it's a not like It's a mixture of kingdom ship with democracy. Eight years ago. It's... More like an oligarchy because like the actual...

Speaker: I believe that it's like... The most of all the federal government like it is but most of what the federal government is of the outcast region is just We...

Speaker: Um... we are it Whoever runs the saints. Yeah. So the governor is like, I'm a council. it so And then there's like a president of Elkis.

Speaker: Is Outcast just a separatist alliance from Star Wars? Um, so you guys are throwing out all these big terms and everything and all I gotta say is I don't fucking know what the state of our cast is.

Speaker: It is whatever is convenient to the plot. State a problem outcast going on, please. put them What? For the news.

Speaker: Whatever is relevant to the plot is the state of... politics that is in outcast that was like the worst way i could have said that but whatever That's a dangerous way to run a campaign. It is.

Speaker: All right If you have a... great If DM says you're playing by the rule the rule of cool...

Speaker: I'm pretty sure that's how the USA started, right? Their first amendment was the rule of cool is the rule of all. The rule is what...

Speaker: Whatever it needs to get this progression going on is the rules. well our supreme doing Yes. Anyway, after this long and.

Speaker: Oh, we're still in the recap. Yeah, we're still in recap. Trial? um so We obviously win this. Just like oh no you guys lose Uh -oh.

Speaker: Well, no. Actually, we met the judge starting to think he's on our side. He started like... and Look, she the judge is basically Mr. Satan from DraftKings. Dragon Ball. He's like, oh, boss, what do I say? Boss, boss.

Speaker: Pretty much, yeah. Um. Mr. St. West, boo on his side. So. Selena Bezos said, You know what? I'm just going to force the mayorship to to give me her mayorship.

Speaker: Which is not how mayorship works at all. No, I do want to say, are you saying Serena or Silver? Silver to keep you. That's it. I have to make a stop. Okay.

Speaker: Listen, I can't remember which E is evil evil right now, okay? if They're all evil, I'm pretty sure. Yeah. the seven Bree's the only new neutral.

Speaker: And she's gone, so she doesn't exist anymore. Yeah, anyway. a Silver is like... I'm gonna... Attack you now. Um, I'm like, all right, hold on, hold on. Let me discuss with the mayor.

Speaker: And I can maybe let him do this with you. And... I asked, and Dakota... being so... Thinking I wasn't going to do anything. I asked, are we able to move? Because he thought I was going to talk to the mayor alone. I put my arms around the mayor. and Teleport it away! yeah No. wait Wait, no. First? No.

Speaker: First things first, the judge. you You got the judge to pull... a deck of many things card That's true. Oh my god, I forgot. You're right. I completely forgot about that. Don't forget about that part. That was like the climax of the whole thing. I'm gonna ghost lose his soul.

Speaker: And it turned into a pumpkin. It turned into a jack -o' -lantern. Yeah. Yeah, you... the Those horse in right now Oh my god, you guys should put that in like your inventory or something alike as a trophy.

Speaker: Like, fuck you, Silver. I've got your guy. I wanted to take the pump. But I had to prioritize the name. So yeah. yeah you got you rolled a nat one on the deck of many things i like how we're not even calling it the a deck of money or the cards of many possibilities or whatever it's it's just the deck of many things yeah it's It's bullshit.

Speaker: i like that I didn't remember that that's what it was called because it was never in my inventory. I never had to write it in my sheet. but i i want that to that you guys have been pulling so many good cards from that it's about time you guys saw like what can actually come out of that deck because i made that deck scariest Fuck.

Speaker: okay Yeah. So just be glad not one of you guys pulled that card. oh here's buddy Deck of Metronome. that's That's actually halfway decent.

Speaker: Yeah. i I'm glad I'm halfway decent. um laugh Yeah. Yeah, it's not good, but it's halfway decent. Wow. The deck of many possibilities is so much better.

Speaker: The deck of many possibilities. It's something or other like that. Anyway, anyway. um Do we got back? Which I'm so surprised that the person who says they're God couldn't fix with what just happened to the pumpkin.

Speaker: Um. We got back. And we have a mayor? In our midst now owes us a favor we have a We have a mayor that's dirty now for us.

Speaker: You did skip over the whole silver thing. Remember what Silver did after the flail? No. We didn't talk about that until after we talked to the mayor, and then Walter walked away.

Speaker: Alright, I will let you continue. I may be wrong, but I'm pretty sure this is how it went. I'm pretty sure Walther walked away. Afterwards. I'm the one who asked you guys what happened, so I'm going to trust that you guys know what you're talking about. As we go.

Speaker: All talking done, Michael. Do you think it's safe to go back? Walt had an idea. He called his friend Johnny Trash. permission Which is like... right like I would say his... um Probably the go -to place he crashed.

Speaker: When he got in fights with his stepdad. Because the. the Trashes. I yeah hate saying that, but that that is the last thing. Trash is their last thing.

Speaker: Amen. like I never thought of it that way, but that's really funny. That's what he would go and probably... So he like called he like called him and was like... Man.

Speaker: could you like take a like video it and let's see if it's safe to come back and we So, um he's like, oh, yeah. Sure. As um he took a video and we saw Selena cussing out a storm stomping on the ground matter

Speaker: So. And I was explaining to you what? What? Silver. Oh Silver okay. I was like selena. What? Yeah, I think you said silver that time. I thought he said Selena. Okay. i think that time i heard Anyway, anyway, anyway, anyway. Okay.

Speaker: We know who he's talking about. I believe she teleported away or she's like... She walked away? She's sad and stupid. You can play mom. Back, Ken. Yeah, she said she had a backup plan. though um Which I doubt Dakota remembers.

Speaker: um Yeah, definitely had a backup plan for that. so yeah Backup plan, or she said, time to do this the hard way. Way up. Oh. Either way, Dakota definitely wrote down what the plan was for the The yeah backup thing. Oh, sure. man He's a professional PM.

Speaker: With 13 ,000. I haven't written notes down in like three months. So as far as the three.

Speaker: Mike, why don't you start pulling out the Blue's Clues again? and Oh my God, the police, please. I love that it's called The Blue's Clues because my notebook is a spin -off of Anna Rood's Red Book, and because mine's The Blue Book. She got blue sleeves in the police book.

Speaker: Yeah, that wasn't even based off that when I made that for that. arc I just did it because of the show. Yeah, Bruce Lewis. Yep. Yeah. um So what happened in the...

Speaker: Oh yeah, that's that too. what happened after the ritz i think there was some conversing but i don't remember I think it was just for me. going back we said we would go back but the slow way but on c and not teleport back Yes. No, we not ship. Oh, the train.

Speaker: A direct. So we didn't like we wanted to wait. case It's waiting us out. Okay, so I can do this two ways. if you guys want we can role play all the way through the train and back to new summer city or i can do a two -day jump uh jump cut And let you guys arrive in New Shimmer City two days later.

Speaker: Oh, no. but Why do we have to go back to New Shimmer City? I thought that's what you guys' plan was. i'm unlike So we can find Silvertree. That's the way to Silver the Tree.

Speaker: We believe. row Oh, ory the silver tree. The others will be. I get to go that way anyway. and That place is the closest to where we need to go.

Speaker: But i I do want to say something because I feel like we might I be going in the wrong direction for the wrong reason. um Why are you guys going to New Shimmer City? What is the New Shimmer City that you guys need?

Speaker: Nothing anymore because we have the mayor. The mayor knows. where the place is. I think. yeah Okay. so forget about It's been so long, I forget what...

Speaker: what's up Why would he even go? Like, why are we looking for this? It's for the orb, isn't it? Oh no, we're looking for Silver's hideout. What's all this hype about? What is it? Yeah. yeah that's not a new shimmer city walter's just charging out the door without any rhyme or reason he's just ready for you Adjutant!

Speaker: evo jenkins There was also the boat, but... The fairy, but the, uh... The captain... it, you know. Was blown up. Yeah. Oh yeah, that's right. Silver wanted us to go to Icy City.

Speaker: and We were supposed to be going to some, we wanted to be going to some other city that we don't know where it is because it's not on the map. What is the name of that city?

Speaker: Divertree City? Shiver tree, that's it. And we believe. We, I'm pretty sure our. Dubious, like, thought work. Silver tree is probably in the snow.

Speaker: so we just So I think our plan was like... if you go up there and just look for if someone knows the town i think that's their original plan we We got a lead from someone saying that...

Speaker: the mayor of New Shimmer City. might know where this Givertree city is. InfoBoost Girl, or whatever it was.

Speaker: Who? At the train station, when you guys first arrived at New Shimmer City, you guys stopped to pick up maps and stuff, and there was a... yeah Like a Sylveon or something that directed you. It's like, hmm, I think, oh, it's a Weavile. I think it was a Weavile. Yes, yep.

Speaker: Okay. And they're relaxed. I'm strongly hinting that the mayor might know something. Wink wink.

Speaker: wings so Nudge, nudge. Yeah. um Unless you guys have other business you guys want to do there, I will say as a DM for the sake of plot progression, I believe everything is concluded in New Shimmer City.

Speaker: Yeah. I do believe we don't need to go back. We just need to go to the coast still to get Or like at least that side of the region to get to Well, where we assume New Shimmer City is.

Speaker: And I will say one thing. may May or may not I don't think he had so the map was in a book that he had on his like bookshelf so mayor may not does not have the book but he knows in his mind where it is and can probably generally point you in the direction of it so you guys have somebody that you know

Speaker: uh that knows where the island is but you guys don't have a method of conveyance so that is kind of where we're leaving off Okay. Got it.

Speaker: So In other words, we're gonna need a bigger boat. Yeah, I will not. ah Expect a Sharkito here.

Speaker: Aha, Sharpedo shows up. So. ah With that, I'm going to start us in the basement where... oh who was in the basement i know alfred was there but it's the gang um may or may not and I don't remember who else was down there. Bob might have been down there. I don't remember.

Speaker: What? What? I don't think Bob was down there. i I seriously then think... Thank you very much. Alfred. okay Okay, maybe it was just Alfred then.

Speaker: oh yeah because bob was another wait was bob another person who we were gonna try to get a new identity Or were we just hoping that he would actually like join our team? Good job.

Speaker: Alright, it works for them. So he's like another. but Butler there. yeah but but Yeah, he works at the GBA factory. Oh yeah, that's right, we did. We we got Zekrom, we have Zekrom the Lucario, and now we have Bob the Garchomp. Yeah. You guys can do with Bob what you want, but i he... ah Well, I I'm not going to explain it because it's a role play. suit Legendaries.

Speaker: Bukhari was not a pseudo. I'm not talking about the car. Oh. but Bob is the only pseudo -legendary that we've... Like befriended. Is Drapa?

Speaker: Gosh darn it, I can think. The Archonite Institute. It should. and Good. and They were so strong in the first season of Pokemon. They should have. yeah well they were supposed to be a legendary but anyway this doesn't ruin radio um So... With that, I'm going to have us start. It's going to be the crew. ah Plus Mera Mera and Alfred.

Speaker: ah so Don't forget something though. We we got it. Yeah. Fig? You got something for us? Oh, man. And. You forget every time.

Speaker: Hey, that's oddly relevant. I made it up in my head. but I'm the identity generator. I know. Alright. With that we will.

Speaker: uh Infestation on in. I guess. We will be investing. We the the characters will be infesting Silver's mind with our shenanigans. We the co -hosts will be infesting your brain with sound.

Speaker: We will be infesting your mind's imagination. Exactly. I got nothing for it. That's... Okay, alright, we're...

Speaker: All right, we're in. Okay. so Uh, excuse me, so you guys Are in. The bass. I keep wanting to call it the basement. That sounds so lame. You guys are in the headquarters of the Flameback Corporation. no uh project flame back there we go And you guys... Have may or may not.

Speaker: Alfred, almost called him Mr. Grandpa.

Speaker: Uh... And you guys, so. uh i do not remember what all conspired last in conversation last time, so... um What I'm going to leave you guys with is you guys are looking for a method to get to New Shimmer City. Take it away.

Speaker: Jolly gee, how did we ever get to this town? On. Uh, where are we going again? Shivertree City. Shivertree, okay. Wait, that's the place in, um, that's that's the place out west, right, in the Ice World? uh May or may not speak up.

Speaker: ah Yeah, that's... ah i don't have my maps anymore but i believe i can point you guys in the general direction of where these this island is so if it is not too much of a hassle i would like to accompany you guys if possible I feel like I could be of some help.

Speaker: Yeah. Hmm. Okay. you job And you were a small why not, now you get to use the power I promised you. Mayor may not like looking around the room. what is all of this he's like gesturing to all the artifacts that are on pedestals the big lincolning dot on the end That's right. did Did we officially recruit him into the guild?

Speaker: I don't think so but... no but he owes us his life He owes Walter his life. I mean, that this could be something that we could use a D100 for if we want to actually like recruit him into the guild. ah A system we have never used.

Speaker: Just... Is there a recruitment system I don't know about? There is a recruitment system. oh my god Okay. i find people Alright, let me find the...

Speaker: Why do I delete this? Dude. Possibility, no. Okay. where where Where exactly is it? I'm pretty sure they got rid of it.

Speaker: Oh no, did you get rid - it used to be in definitions, I think. Oh, I might have. I wonder if it ever was. they No, I appreciate. what Then the beginning they get rid of it.

Speaker: they had The sheet. Because they never used it. They never use it and it's down to scratch. as ah they They did. They used it twice in Not a Fracture. They used it it real twice. And they changed it.

Speaker: Twice in six years. Let me double check this. ah hey that's one fors I know how it works, though. is it's basically just a standard capture mechanic where All right.

Speaker: He took those Walter twice. I chipped him into a metal loop. Lucario and I saved his life. He owes Walter for life. I... Do you want to say... Depend... Does it matter what you guys roll?

Speaker: how what kind of what are you gonna work so you not deter you determine a number as like a percent chance of The person being recruited.

Speaker: And then we roll. And we have to roll lower than that number that you have in mind.

Speaker: sure but what does that actually mean for the story because like you can say he's not recruited but he's still going to ask questions about what the hell is this or is he's going to be suspicious of everything if you don't tell him i feel like the reason not a scratch did do it is because the recruitment was more or less based on role play rather than a dice roll yeah and if you do base it off a dice roll it feeds into role playing rather than A concrete number.

Speaker: Well, so I mean the only time that they've actually used The recruitment mechanic was when... The ring had power over someone that... was on All right.

Speaker: Well, so they basically trying to snap people out of having... The Ring have power over them. Only one run can have a scratch used it for. So I'll say ah you guys can uh i'm not gonna use the recruitment thing because one i don't even remember that being a thing to be perfectly honest uh and two i feel like it would be better if you guys use normal dice rolls if you want to deceive him uh or Keep him in the dark or whatever, that is up to you.

Speaker: Um... Okay. i feel like that makes a bit more sense so Uh... Okay. i mean do we want to tell him i mean he saw silver doing things that Normal espion should not be able to do.

Speaker: Uh, well... Here.

Speaker: We can tell him, and I think he'll be fine. For the fact is. Him and Walt are great friends. and since we've got like matt I didn't have one they've been Being on great terms. those He owes the group.

Speaker: Eh. For saving his life and he owes Walter for making him. Mega Pokemon from a why not? True.

Speaker: Yeah, it i he could. he said gonna I'm Ernie. We can just say, all right, you can go back. to Over.

Speaker: Face silver alone.

Speaker: We probably could have. Be honest, a mega. can. Go toe to toe with legendaries. Well, I mean theoretically he should be able to but also I think it was implied that Silver did kind of beat him up.

Speaker: Before bringing him to the trial. um I'm gonna blame it this like the Captain Ginyu stance. He did not know the body yet.

Speaker: He didn't know how to control the power. I'm guessing it was more of a sneak attack kind of a thing. Are we on? But muscles in a mirror and got. jumps

Speaker: Also, you know psychic type Oh, yeah, I should know that. I remember Walter.

Speaker: Bye. Bye. Bye. Do you guys remember how to get to the map of outcast regional did not a scratch Yeah. What? Okay.

Speaker: You, it's a method. Cheers. Oh, is it? Okay, hold on. ah Sorry, I feel like i've lost this a hundred times I'm trying to find it because I'm trying to plan for what you guys are Of course it was.

Speaker: uh how do i recording or how do i how do i how how do thing Um... Wait, where's the pin dot? Where do you see pins? Because I need to plan where gets the next like town you guys might go to.

Speaker: Oh, it's in there. Oh, I thought it was in the... ah Okay. I got it. i Got it. good hello audience okay

Speaker: This is the best. Once again this is the type of thing that would get cut out. uh so Um... Okay. So, there's the new Shivertruce City. Um...

Speaker: All right, so what are you... uh the mayor or may not it's like yeah so uh What is all this guys' stuff? And also, what the hell just happened back there? Like.

Speaker: I will tell you, but you gotta... I say yes. the matter God say yes. Are you in or are you out?

Speaker: Are you in or are you take you out? I'm gonna say you literally gave me no option, so why am I even speaking? That's a good point.

Speaker: I know. I'm a mayor. It's my job to make good points.

Speaker: No. Can you please tell me? After you have... transformed me in the span of like two days transformed me into this body i've seen massive giants i've seen the worst court by the life ever seen I've been kidnapped.

Speaker: i Like, I would like some sort of explanation because you guys seem to be tied into all of this. And he once again like gestures to the room. This is a bit much. and i'm Kind of tired of being left in the dark.

Speaker: Uh, you get what I'm explaining? What? You wanna explain this?

Speaker: did Did you say Eli? Do you want to explain? but so Do you guys want to explain? Yes. Oh, you guys. Okay. Hi. All right.

Speaker: I guess we can give him the SparkNotes version.

Speaker: What do you guys think? Yeah, that's true. Sure. What's a spark notes? Uh... I don't know, you know how like books... have like the the synopsis on the back and like that sometimes they have like on the inner flap they just have a quick description of what the book is Yeah, yeah, I've seen that. Yeah, sometimes those are called spark notes.

Speaker: Really? Okay. Learn something new every day, huh? Oh my God. The more you know. ah All right, may or may not. um I don't know how much you know about...

Speaker: The world. and its origins? The world and its origins. What is that supposed to mean? Like how the world was created? because that's been a myth to people for many centuries.

Speaker: Yeah, so what are your thoughts on that? like Where do you stand on like the belief of the the myths and such? uh the myths as in like the legendaries I have never seen any proof of them myself.

Speaker: That is not to say that they do not exist, but the fact that I cannot prove them means that I do not put my faith in them. That is my current belief. If that is what you were asking.

Speaker: Okay. Eh. Sure. that the Good enough. Do you know anything about... like Uh...

Speaker: Mythical orbs. Or like mystical orbs that have... massive amounts of power. I've heard many strange stories from people I've talked to, but Strange Orbs is not one I've heard of.

Speaker: Okay. Um... Have you heard of... LGM's Guide to the Galaxy. As a team, I gotta think about this real quick.

Speaker: Was that a popular book? i Don't remember. It was in a museum. So that was a popular book. I doubt it's popular. Well, so is the Da Vinci Code, but...

Speaker: Yeah, it is famous enough to have been in a museum. Huh? I'm going to say as a m as a ah as a mayor. We'll see. Uh, yeah sure i've heard of it. I've never seen it myself.

Speaker: but it is i've heard that it is a book of many myths such as what we were talking about before Yeah, so what if we told you that...

Speaker: Like... Most things in that book are true. I would require proof in order to... actually Sleep soundly at night, confirming that.

Speaker: Boo. Okay, so... You know... you know sudden ask You just saw an Espeon do all this. Yeah, so so Silver, that Espeon that went massive and kind of went berserk for a bit there.

Speaker: All right. Cut. Or, yeah. Yeah, so that that was not normal espion behavior. You can tell that, right? Oh, I very much agree, but... Am I to assume that you are saying that this was due to some legendary beasts?

Speaker: Kind of. So... She kind of... Or at least... As far as she's told us... Alright. She found one of these orbs and found a way to merge it with herself.

Speaker: to gain all of the power of A legendary Pokemon. Okay, I'm going to hold you up right there. As you've probably already guessed by me, I am a man of proofs. I need to see things with my own hands. Wait, wait, this is perfect.

Speaker: YOLO CARIO! you're you're you're like me you're you You can see aura. Yeah. He like closes his eyes for a second he and then Who's holding the award? I hold up. THE DECK SITS THE This.

Speaker: Ho! oh no no what why okay so you you hold out the deck and he like looks like he's like i don't sense. any what what What's about the deck? What is this?

Speaker: that's good I did. There's nothing there. And this is me above board that deck never had an aura around it. You say had one like the orbs. You...

Speaker: In an episode, you said add a godlike aura. Orbs, you did. Did I? Do you guys correlate with that? I don't remember that. Which got me to buy it in the first place. It was like a random item. I tried to see if it was an orb.

Speaker: and But... you said It had a divine sense about it. Oh maybe. here that Yeah, but it was different from the legendary orbs. Thanks.

Speaker: right but if you were able to or sense it then the locario would also be able to do yeah that makes sense okay all right let's go it's in this form it's Stronger than this one. So he like He looks at it like Hawks of Saturday, like. reaches his arm out for the deck.

Speaker: can i i I would not pull his card. And this other... That's Gourgeist Lost its Soul. He like falters and like pulls his hair back. um Right, that...

Speaker: that yeah that did that that's what caused the gore guys to and he like gestures upwards with his hands like like the soul body of the divine artifact Apparently left by the legendary gods.

Speaker: that It is, I don't know which one it is, but it's a chaos. our fact yeah if you put a Eat something good? Or something bad, apparently. I've been pulling in.

Speaker: a but Apple and God. It's soul -ticking away. He furrows his brow and he's like, Hmm. Interesting. No, you do show some credibility with that. I've never seen such an artifact before, but it is...

Speaker: Very intriguing. i I wish I got the, I wish I got this. I'm silver with it. But at least I got to corrupt Judge. Do you have any idea how much that would have derailed the campaign? yes is home like i wish add out why um Well, I mean...

Speaker: To be fair, from what you explained about the card... I'm guessing Silver's followers would have just... Found where her soul went and brought it back to her. It would have definitely given us time, at least. oh i Oh, believe me, I would have allowed it. And what Eli described is probably what I would have done.

Speaker: uh Hey, too bad we got the fastest spawner site now.

Speaker: Oh. uh This is not... I don't see this as proof that... such mythical creatures exist. But it is definitely proof of some strange happenings that have been going on with, you know, He like like waves his arms like really wide, like big. um espion you can call yourself

Speaker: Well, I was. I've been trying to not show him that. but i do have one other thing that i can show him or ask him about uh do you know anything about Like.

Speaker: Rifts in space time? That have been happening for the past... Seven or so years. Seven or eight years. he looks at you and just like yes i've been hearing i've heard been hurt I've heard them called like cracks in time. I've heard very many weird things. We just had one very recently. It caused like a big flooding on the other side of town.

Speaker: Oh. And I did not realize they were. that bad or that widespread, that is good to know. yeah and It's horrifying. and powerful yeah yeah it's very Very scary. I can't believe that.

Speaker: There was one just a few days ago over by the docks. And then yesterday. there was a big flooding that seemed to be That seemed to have been... uh caused by such a rift as you call them So it is it is odd that the rift happened at the same place twice, but I mean I've heard of other places.

Speaker: Made someone angered whoever's making the riffs. Let's... Hmm. was making What do you mean who's making the rifts? I'm just throwing it out there.

Speaker: Could be one of the legendaries. who is So chaos. Well... You know, I... I share the mayor's skepticism. Like, I mean...

Speaker: i I mean, I did until recently, but... The stuff that... The stuff that we saw in the... i don't know if i should the thing that we saw It's making me question.

Speaker: Hmm? Is it the madhouse you're talking about? air So that Sylveon turned into the skyscraper. eyes No, no no I mean...

Speaker: I mean the other artifact that we... Pound. You guys are saying this out loud, right? Hello. Yeah, we're I'm trying not to say this out loud. I'm i'm trying to I'm trying to She's trying to be as vague as possible. And Bruce is just giving her like... um And Walter said the monster house... the crack ah Come on, tell us that louder.

Speaker: Wait what? I wasn't a monster house. He's just saying it's a monster house. he just I don't know what it is. is walton gods I'm just saying, a monster house. He went there and saw it. all It's a espion the size of a five.

Speaker: Story building. Oh right. that That's what he's calling the monster house. Okay. Mmm. Yeah. it It was kind of like a monster house.

Speaker: Kind of.

Speaker: so I mean, it was inside a house. Yes. Okay, wow. Mayor may not close his eyes for a second. And...

Speaker: He... like looks over at bruce's But Bruce is it right? Yeah. You're hiding something from me, aren't you? You know I have aura sense, right?

Speaker: Yeah. I mean, I assume so because Walter here is a Riolu. kind of sort of a friend of mine. Right. Pass. you A few months.

Speaker: I used to do that if I could punch him or not. I've never seen such a spike of energy coming out of something before. You have more proof for me, don't you?

Speaker: Yeah, I...

Speaker: we We kind of, we don't like showing this. to... Outsiders you but Here's my TNT. What?

Speaker: So hold on hold on hold hold on or did you pull out your TNT? Go! Oh. Oh, okay, good. That was a joke. I wasn't sure if that was a joke or not. I wasn't either. I was going to say I had something planned for that if you did. that someone You don't have to expose a TNT to a mayor.

Speaker: above board a thunderstorm just popped up if you guys hear any interference that's what that is Continue. Okay. Yep. Yet so. My family has had...

Speaker: And... Jewel. that's been passed down For more generations than I even know about. Bye.

Speaker: If you come over here. We have it locked in this Very secure case.

Speaker: And... He will bring... The mayor. may or may not, over to... the blue orb Okay. as like um As they are walking to the orbit... and I think we'll just do what I say about the - Yeah, if he's like looking at you, guys looking at the cards, doing that thing.

Speaker: good sir if you want to know what gift i did it's the why don't we go back in time to be Just pulling.

Speaker: If I remember right...

Speaker: If I remember it, the art the ah blue orb was on one of the pedestals that's holding the various artifacts, right? Yeah, but I imagine that we have put...

Speaker: A protective case over it by now, or like Alfred has. hu I saw. I do want to clarify, I thought, uh... I thought Bruce had the blue orb, which is what you were saying before.

Speaker: Oh no. no bruce doesn't have the orb on him Oh, okay. That's what I was saying. It's stolen from us so many times. yeah no no do not exactly with there's a reason we keep it in The secret.

Speaker: base here. Okay. i couldn't I thought you had it on you. We do have it on us. That's the main reason. that It didn't get stolen when his mom got tooken.

Speaker: Wait. No. No, they didn't know the person... No, the person who stole it didn't know about the orbs. Yeah. that the person who kidnapped uh miss flameback did not know about the orbs Yeah, they wanted the...

Speaker: The Zoroark kidnapped Miss Flameback because they need her ingenious skills to create The Device, hence the name of the first episode of this arc. Yeah.

Speaker: the device that can pinpoint the location of the white orb. Yeah. Here it is. Let's see.

Speaker: I see you. yeah Oh, right. good done As far as that guy knew, they probably thought. that they still had the blue orb at Bob's house. Oh yeah, there was that too. Yeah, because Bob had the blue orb at the time.

Speaker: Yes. But Bob had the blue orb when Miss Flameback was getting kidnapped. Well, no, you guys had stolen it back immediately before the ah kidnapping happened.

Speaker: There wasn't enough time for them to know that. Nothing happened because we took everyone out of the house. Help us fight. and so you got all the help All the people we did not need, by the way. That was like the easiest fight because we brought Selena. We didn't need everyone else. yes sure Yeah.

Speaker: but okay so yeah we we have yes The the blue orb is not on my person. okay sorry i was role playing that as if he could detect it on your person the fact that it's behind you it's It's fine. He would have detected it anyway so it doesn't break the story. I don't want to... but buy a steve his hand I do have a question.

Speaker: I do have a question just like I want to find out What the flame packs have like something contain it and and Stop. It's worse. Is it? Uh... Might be a good thing to bring up with Alfred. Yeah, I mean, yeah, that that will probably be a thing that we have been trying to develop but haven't actually succeeded in developing yet.

Speaker: If it's even been started. You know what? You should make a, you should, you should chance it or what? Why don't you transfer the - or of it and push it to the floor Or else! Yes. Answer the aura?

Speaker: but Let's transfer the aura of the orb onto a poison orb. that because This is so dumb. you know Okay. That's enough of that meme.

Speaker: Okay. um So, Mr. Maynaut. the may or may not So... What is this exactly? It looks like a Okay. very beautiful sphere of crystal.

Speaker: Yeah, so according to The Aegean's Guide to the Galaxy. This... is the essence of Dialga.

Speaker: Or it it contains the essence of Dialga, or something like that. you mean die very strong guy by the way Bye. Yeah, dial the ruler of time.

Speaker: Okay, um... Palkia's probably the one causing the rifts. Have you guys tried... Harnessing this power. That's what Silver did.

Speaker: Yeah, we we don't know if any one Pokemon can withstand and like... Keep their sanity.

Speaker: But you just said... cuckoo He's just that bad. Oh. So for... so you just he's just saying that silver had uh

Speaker: She kept her melody. No, she - She was very different than when we saw her before she did this. What do you mean she absorbed it? It's right here in front of me. No, no. She's more of a different different one. Do you want some more of these?

Speaker: There are three of them according to the LGM's Guide to the Galaxy. And let me guess, this is some magical plot where you guys are going on an adventure to find all three and defeat the big bad. Is that what I'm getting from this?

Speaker: Um... If you want to break the fourth wall that hard, yes. I don't think we're the ones trying to find all three, are we?

Speaker: Yeah we are. Are we? Okay, okay. I wasn't. it I wasn't entirely clear on that, but okay. Yeah. Yeah, and i also ah so so if you look. If you look on this computer screen over here...

Speaker: I... There's just a dot. That is where my dad is? in Please don't.

Speaker: That would be terrifying. and ah You just see a bunch of dogs surrounding him. Rule perception. Roll perception. Uh -uh.

Speaker: That is a 13 plus 15.

Speaker: The dot is flashing slightly, ever so slightly faster than it used to. What that means? I don't know Yeah. Everybody seems to jump through the computer screen. you know I have no idea what that means, but I mean, it's not something that the mayor would notice.

Speaker: So I am not going to bring it up. now i'm Now I'm getting the image of Infernape doing the flintlock with Rhino.

Speaker: from play with the Why an Infernave? That's the father, isn't it? No, that's yours, Dad. Yeah, the car that is bad as Infernape. Yeah, that's right.

Speaker: Right. I thought, I don't know. Anyway, and I just get the image now of it, of a typhoon just doing the. I want Locker to run. God, I haven't seen a movie in years. So... your goal's objective is to find the So what I'm getting is... Start over. um Silver, the shiny espion she has har harnessed the power of one of the other orbs

Speaker: which gives her the power to grow to immense sizes. You guys have this blue -looking orb, which you guys have not discovered or tried harnessing the power of yet. And there's a third orb you guys are both competing to find since neither side has found it. I'm assuming you guys are attempting to find it and not letting a nuke just sit out there in the wild.

Speaker: isn Pretty much, yeah. Yeah. hey All right. One other thing, Silver has expressed her desire in No uncertain terms.

Speaker: The. She wants to gather the orbs to have enough power. to basically Turn every Pokemon in the world into a wild animal.

Speaker: What? Why? Well, that's that's absurd. tea when i see yep ah yeah The orb is making her crazy. She is insane. We think that she...

Speaker: Absorbed the orb. That. held the essence of Giratina. Which might have been part of what turned her insane. We don't know if she had these views before.

Speaker: Yeah, got God of Antimatter, ruler of the underworld, essentially. He's the evil dude. all right Kind of. I think think he's misunderstood, honestly. I think he's misunderstood.

Speaker: Yeah. attention okay So, um, just going with the assumption that legendary Pokemon just exist now and people are harnessing their powers for good and evil.

Speaker: Liam? If these. if absorbing one of these orbs does this, why have you guys not tried harnessing the power of this orb? the person um as the art goes crazy we've said Five times man, keep up.

Speaker: The person who absorbed the orb. of the god of the underworld went crazy. That seems logical to me.

Speaker: No. Okay, so... Are you sure that would make you go crazy? Probably. You'll probably pass. you're in presence You probably go crazy seeing everything.

Speaker: so i am Why am I the... Dude, you giving us Lucara is a bad name, man. okay kevin Well, I know it's your first time. know it's your first First day in the rep, but you got to keep the rep up, man.

Speaker: So that was bad enough. Is the only reason you guys are attempting to find these orbs is to keep it from silver? Are you guys not planning on harnessing this power to stop her? How do you guys plan to stop Silver? And once you guys collect the other orb, what do you guys plan on doing? Since she has legendary powers, it seems inevitable that she would find this place, raid it, and take the other orbs.

Speaker: To me, it seems stupid because I'm not, really. This man seems very ungrateful. This is out of character, by the way. He just seemed very ungrateful. yeah ah Above board, this is honestly...

Speaker: Making me wonder if... This is so scary. probably bruce was supposed to Like... to try to do something with the blue orb as soon as we found out what it was.

Speaker: oh No, no, no, no no no ah Uh, Oh, oh. Perfectly above board. I'm perfectly fine saying this. I'm not asking you guys to do that or prod you guys in a certain direction. I am genuinely Wait, let me finish. oh my god this this

Speaker: This guy is a person who is empowered, does strategic stuff all the time. His job is thinking outside the box, commanding people. uh getting projects done and stuff like that so i figured it was in his uh in his like mindset to question the way things are being run, but basically. So this guy's like, I know, I know everything I every fallacy I can think of, basically.

Speaker: Oh, okay. I know Black Death killed a lot of people, but what if... You instead and enhancing this kind of poison Huh? That's his whole argument right now.

Speaker: Now, I know this poison did this, but what if we try this other poison and try if it does the same thing? Well, in this scenario, there's benefits included with the negatives, assuming that. negative way works I don't know. how what mad god to do Hmm. And you're assuming that all the gods are mad.

Speaker: Again, these are things. I'm going to be honest, even if he has a DM, he doesn't know that I'm buying that. is like one of the three agree is probably the calmest Wait what? Well, you know, I'm at Dialga. Palkia is the crazy one of mine.

Speaker: What? The space guy. What? He's using... Usually the one who's the it was the bad one out of the two out of Pauk and Dialga. He's usually the bad one. People make him look like a bad guy.

Speaker: I've never done what? Yeah, he's usually the one that always continues to fight I might be crazy, but I always thought Palkia was a bad guy. And Dialga was a good one. after this After this episode, you need to list your sources, because I agree with Eli, I have never seen or heard anything like this before.

Speaker: I think both. oh I think Palkia was the one that like. Showed up at the team... bass. at like at the Sharpedo Bluff house and like abducted.

Speaker: A player and partner in the postgame? That is a postgame thing that I have not gotten to yet. I have not either. spoil it I'm sorry. Sorry. It's fine. good dad did Just say say no more. That that is a spoilers for Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Sky. I was actually playing Super Mystery Dungeon earlier today, which is funny that that came up.

Speaker: but there again primal diaga did have i mean i don't know Yeah. I'm just saying this is going to be the kind of Kyogre and...

Speaker: Grout on argument. yeah okay was a good one of Who's the good one and the want in which? well Obviously Rayquaza because Kyogre and Groudon are both... I know. but Oh, this is the good guy. I mean, like, which one's the better?

Speaker: Better person of Coyote. Yeah, like I think it's a similar situation where like the the movie you're talking about. is Like the Darkrai movie.

Speaker: Wait. Where... They were both, like both Pelkia and Dialga The way that they explain it in that movie and the future movies...

Speaker: Was that... They... were never supposed to meet. And so when their dimensions collided basically and got them to meet They both thought the other one was trying to invade their domain.

Speaker: And that's why they were fighting. Okay. Anyway. I think we I've got I mean it's gone on tangent I'm going to settle this because I feel like I have the perfect analogy for this. If you go to Walmart... And you just happen to go down the grocery aisle and you see two Karens, you know, if Karen Herakles and everything, and they're yelling the hell out of each other. Which one is the good person? you Neither one of them is better or better.

Speaker: Who's the nicer one? They're both Karens. They cause chaos for the fun of causing chaos. Uh... P -P -P -P -P -P -P -P -P -P -P -P -P Because they enter the answer to the one. Starts going on the ground, fake seizure.

Speaker: I would love to see a see some fan art of Groudon and Kyogre fighting, but they both have Karen haircuts. Oh my god. And the closet has a police uniform on.

Speaker: <unk> He's the policeman that showed up to stop the trouble. He has a mentor. Manager like ID on. Heh heh. I want to see your manager brick closet comes down from the skies.

Speaker: Why do I hear Dark Soul music?

Speaker: Okay. So anyway. i'm i my back to anyway i was like Okay. I don't think the whole thing is.

Speaker: That's not a good idea. Have you guys done any sort of testing? i Once again, I don't see how you... You guys don't seem to be thinking long term.

Speaker: Assuming all the facts you guys have shown me are true, it seems like Silver is inevitable to win in the end, unless you guys take some sort of defensive... You guys take a defensive, but you guys need to take more of an offensive action.

Speaker: um What is this guy? He was a coward? I think one thing you're failing to consider here is... o We just graduated high school like two months ago.

Speaker: Oh yeah, that's a great question. Where where exactly are we? Um... Well, I mean yeah're you're here now you're gonna have to come out some point we are in know We can... buy that that day we michael go Oh, that's right. That's true. um Yeah, we we are in.

Speaker: Excuse me, what? you What? What? What? Wait, wait. Can we just... Hmm. Let's see. We have an NBA.

Speaker: He's being so needy. I am so tempted to teleport back and drop him off. Off and come back. Like, this guy is taking Walter. We have an NDA for visitors.

Speaker: I don't think we've never even had visitors. and you had it we rereed every wisdom I to have. You need to get a visitor's center for the project. We need a jail cell for visitors.

Speaker: oh no um so I was thinking about like how - and No backbone and before the last episode, an episode before he had no backbone.

Speaker: Now this guy's acting like he's a general. Hurling an army. He did have a backbone when he was in the Hariyama suit. Yeah.

Speaker: it' like This is like... Izakai he's acting all big and tough now and he has like an inner dialogue like freaking out. Like, oh my god, do I sound cool? because this Is this convincing? It's like... Over the word, Randall.

Speaker: Uh... Okay. It is whatever I end up making him because... i Rule of cool, people. a Constitutional right. Rule of cool. It's been three weeks since we recorded the last episode, okay? I don't remember what I made him last episode. That is the simple answer. I'm sorry.

Speaker: I am am going against the constitutional right. It's a rule of cool. Sorry, I'm wrong. right um Amendment but number one. rule four yeah uh okay um well so but i will say if this guy does make problems he's getting teleported back and getting left out of town That's a bad idea. yes Okay, so... Before we tell you where you are, how would you feel about joining a guild?

Speaker: like depends on how binding this guild is i want to stick with you guys to help you solve you know Again, wide arms, big. Selena Silver, whatever. Yeah, I did it too. So, I mean, not super binding. Like, we're... Kinda.

Speaker: Like we we let people do what they... will and just be like on call pretty much Hi. especially with you being a mayor like obviously you'll be allowed to be mayor still?

Speaker: You're just like It's basically just a way to make sure that we know who's on our side. With that being said, is there any way I can contact New Shimmer City?

Speaker: Like a... uh said a couple times i do want to stick with you guys and help you uh solve this crisis but with that being said there is no one to rule new shimmer city at this moment You mean? There is. eyes there count ah soul There's plenty of people to run while you're gone.

Speaker: there's There's reasons why there is a stage succession wait till next election. well right but do you have anybody but does anybody in like the council or government have a gba that you could call ah Maybe. Only the prototypes that have been released.

Speaker: Well, yeah, I mean, that's that's all that everyone has. i take it you guys also have these because i just needed to send some memos because i was kind of in the middle of some work that uh yeah uh do we have uh Another prototype down here on hand by any chance.

Speaker: guess Like, look look to Alfred. Hey, yo, Alfred. Hey, yo, Alfred. Can you get one? What else do you think you mean to mobs? So offers like oh yeah just Give me a minute. ah I think Mr. Blindback has some stashed upstairs.

Speaker: I'll be right back, and she heads upstairs. Oh. I would say. because I should have thought of that. I'm addressing. Yeah. i got I'm back, I'm here. Cersei Lannister.

Speaker: Take care of you. I don't know why. but i just you name like on the Worst little rulers in history. and tv Oh boy. So, uh...

Speaker: but Did he catch the whole missed flame back? bit because i would assume this mayor would recognize the name flameback i was wondering if you guys were gonna say anything because i did do that on purpose yes uh so Missed. Mr. Maynard's like...

Speaker: Miss... Miss Flameback? Wait. Hold on, Ms. Playback's a Typhlosion, right? No, it's an Inferno name. He says look. What?

Speaker: Okay. Sure, whatever. ah You. Or a Cyndaquil. May I take this to mean and that you are a relative of Ms. Flamebeck?

Speaker: Wow. Yeah. That is... Yes, why? Ow! i guess Yes, but also Alfred was there.

Speaker: All right. Yeah, she's my mother. How do you all? to lines we like Wow. And. Okay. uh so he's like okay i see so that kind of explains all the tech and all these artifacts and stuff you you guys got a lot of money with the whole corporation thing and uh Yeah, so you guys have all the tech I see I see

Speaker: So, where is Miss Flameback now? Why is she not telling me this? Uh, well we were kind of on our way to meet you to try to get to the Shivertree City place because she was kind of kidnapped.

Speaker: I'm assuming... Kidnapped by the same people who kidnapped me?

Speaker: We assume they're affiliated. We do not know for certain. but That is the current running theory. So you guys are trying to get to New Shiver City to save your mother.

Speaker: And in the end goal, you are trying to save your father. Seems like your whole family's... all over the place that's kind of crazy Yeah, I mean this is a more recent development here Alright.

Speaker: Okay, so that makes this a bit more of a. Pressuring matter. um Can I just say something, Walter? Like, behind one, he's like... Looks are looks. but you know i it's slow I was usually like... oh Miss Leigh, I can vlog.

Speaker: slowly reaches into his Back.

Speaker: What's he getting out of his bag? but but You just Okay. Slowly come out. the first just gives him like the best death glare he can muster in this situation.

Speaker: looking like is that is that Yes or no? i guess it The... It gives glare say that that says... You see all the stuff around here that would blow up Oh, no, I wasn't even thinking of that. well to go thumbs up he puts it back and then And he slowly pulls out his metal.

Speaker: Pause.

Speaker: I was like, da -da -da. So... I... Seems like their current objective is to go rescue your mother. That seems very pressing.

Speaker: um so that would entail You've got me, who knows where she's in Shivertree City, you said? That's where we believe her to be. so that is it was i see now So that's why you guys came to me in the first place. I see now.

Speaker: Yes. Okay. And now we need someone who can take us there. Indeed. i mean I'm going to say the obvious. yeah if is Rachel. Rachel.

Speaker: all right Yeah. Alfred comes down the stairs. He's like, you guys talking about boats? Y 'all have a yacht, right? i haven't sailed in a few years, but but No, we do not have a yacht. yeah and i Bruce is going to pipe up.

Speaker: Alright, he's just gonna... light his black back flames a little bit and be like um buddy We're a family of fire types. Why do you think we have a yacht?

Speaker: Ha ha! You know how I've acted in the family. I don't know your family. can we in

Speaker: She's adopted, you know this. It's more weird. We're doing this. then a I type on. in the open water

Speaker: ah I don't know. mean no No, as far as I know, we have never had a yacht. Can we rent a Wailord? I'm sorry, what? a whale lord and I mean, do you mean how you're a Wailord?

Speaker: I don't know. rent I don't know. It can be a company can be like a cab like rent away. Oh, my God. Come to the cab. Oh my god. Two things. I want to know if anyone gets this reference, but what if you guys hired a Wailord that was named a Tuna?

Speaker: Do any of you guys know that reference? No. Oh, it's from Paper Mario 64, the whale that you write inside of to go to Chapter 5. His name was Tuna but uh the other thing is i love the idea of a wailord piloting a boat Oops. No, he is the boat. You just climb off. her mom You know, I know, I know, I know. i know That's it's really funny. It's just a gigantic whale piloting a little. bit but that That's just a giant.

Speaker: i can't like a rope around him he pulls for a boat Well, I probably make more sense, but that's not as funny. Yeah. i mean that um Adventures in the Millennium. that That's an old show that I haven't...

Speaker: That hasn't had an update in a while, but they had a new one. that They had an arc where they were there there was a waylord fairy. where it was literally that's like a lord with a bunch of like planks It's set into its back.

Speaker: They're like set up. On its back, like tied to... Yeah, I'll put that. I don't think I ever finished 8M before.

Speaker: I watched it. You can make companies that, like... Use big Pokemons as transport. I... don't i mean i'm sure i could find something a little bit of research but also I used to be a sailor myself. I can pilot big boats.

Speaker: But I don't know my life I don't think my license is within registration. I'm pretty sure that expired. Oh no. Well, that's where we draw the line. and lots ofation That's where we draw the line.

Speaker: He has... killed people and buried them. That's what's wrong. This is not character. I'm not saying this. But this is where you draw the line. Okay, I thought you were trying to say this in character. but i mean This is where we draw the line.

Speaker: and is that but He has killed... mafia men and buried them and was fine with that. You know the saying. I mean, hey, it's...

Speaker: The mafia doesn't mess with taxes. Clearly Alfred doesn't mess with permits. Exactly. alfre you have to choose back man but irs no thank you no thank you Exactly. So Alfred pipes up.

Speaker: you got You guys need a boat. I... don't we don't have a company boat But I'm sure if we can find someone to hire. like i can drive a boat you guys can find someone to Thank you there. Bye.

Speaker: Where exactly is this new Shimmer City anyway? Have you guys figured that out yet? New Shimmer? Or... No. Chivertree. Chivertree. Yeah, I mean...

Speaker: Wait. Wait. Um... Lair. We should talk to Blair. She might have a bunch of maps around. But ah the mayor knows where Chippertree City is. He does. Okay, have we asked him? He has his hand raised.

Speaker: He's like, i I know which island it's on. It's... we had the map remember i looked at it just a couple days ago it's still in my memory Now exactly where on the island it's at, I don't know.

Speaker: Um, Bye. Yeah. big of an island is it? It was quite a small island. not it wasn't like i'm sure i'm sure with us we could be since At least my.

Speaker: Orms, and then... But two at least. Do you guys have... on that Okay, yeah. I mean... So...

Speaker: But we don't. Ha! you know what you know which island it's on you remember it we the problem is we don't have a map You don't have a map of the region?

Speaker: sir no No, we don't have a map of... You don't have a map of the island. I just pulled up on island both um my... how my We took a pic of the map. I was pulling it up. Up. Well.

Speaker: Just saying I know. I... I'm a mayor of a port city. I can tell you two things. Cities that are on islands are always residing on the shore. This island that I know New Shimmer City on is going to be on the shore. Because how else do you get a boat on there and load supplies and stuff? The city is going to be on the shore with it being a small island. We just circle the island until we find the city.

Speaker: Okay. that makes sense what to see I was just... so what if it I was just... See ya. They're in line. I mean I mean, I was saying above board, I don't think that we as like, I know that we have the map.

Speaker: Like... I know that we as players have access to the map. I just don't know. I was like, Do our characters have a map on hand right now? We found a map and we took a picture. um We took the picture.

Speaker: yeah To make it simple, I'm going to say there's like a war table map. like There's a yeah table map. I remember responding to that and taking a picture of it. And I assume that the Flamebacks also have a map of the region.

Speaker: So, yeah she' gonna go two the two -pointer map. The mayor may or may not spot the map and he walks over to it. if you guys want to pull up the map i will describe it for the audience but also i will point it out here Um.

Speaker: let me know when you guys have the map let me and i pull up this map here where is the map Under teacher's lounge, it's in the pinned messages. Scroll up. it's You have to scroll up a decent bit. So glad you found it.

Speaker: I'll be honest, these non -colonized places are bugging me. This is main island. It bugs me so much. What? I got a you cannot access this document error.

Speaker: This is a screenshot. It's a screenshot. Yeah, it's a screenshot. Oh, the intro to Route 1 Radio. I did. Oh. Okay, there it is.

Speaker: Everyone was trying to do what I was doing. Oh, there it is. I found it. Ciao. He goes over to the big map, and he looks as he points at Tenebrous. We are going to have to leave from Tenebrous.

Speaker: And he points at the right side of Tenebris. Do you see here where the train track leg ends at the water? That is Tenebrous Bay. Hmm.

Speaker: You're going to leave there. and he drags his finger through the water and goes down to the tiny little island in the southwest. That is the island it was on. Wow! we were i North.

Speaker: Yeah, me too. Oh, wait. What? Which side? oh It's by that big island. It's the little island right near it. Okay, yep, got it. Okay, wait.

Speaker: You're looking at like a detailed map. Uh, no, we're I'm looking at the one you're looking at. The one you pulled up. It's just the tiny little white island on the bottom left of the... Oh the bottom left.

Speaker: Oh, so you're talking like the you're talking about the Southwest. That is what I said. We were all wrong. We thought we were in the... I'm North.

Speaker: so Yeah. Okay. That's pretty far out. Way far away. We're going to need to take - Oh, we're in Ventus, aren't we? Yep. Yeah. that's true Then it's a straight button.

Speaker: All right. Yeah, we don't even need a train we just go we just go straight We yeah we just go straight. Across the ocean. We could take a boat from Ventus. There is a, where's Gale Beach? is it Isn't Gale Beach on the border of Naturae and Ventus?

Speaker: No, no. if No. Pretty far south. Yeah, it's at the edge of the river, I think. I'll give you a hint. and It's on the shore. yeah Really? we We are on the coastline of Ventus.

Speaker: Right, but you guys are not like a port town. uh yeah no i think there's like i think there are bigger port cities And I'm pretty sure this town is a vacation. In town.

Speaker: Like there was thunder. Yeah. Like there is Thunder Tree, but that's on like the north, you know, like the land bridge. there's That's on the north side. So that takes.

Speaker: That they were able to get to Briny Breeze Island. i um I feel like the best way to describe our town is this is Stephen. Universe is down. Hmm. Hmm. Okay, so... the mayor uh points out we can take the ah bay here in ventus Uh.

Speaker: Simplicity, I'm going to call it Ventus Bay. and ah Okay, so she points out like the center of ventus on the left side right next to her the V is and a little bit little indent there to bay so we could take that it's uh ventus bay uh is Oh, what's a good name for a city? Ooh, city, city, city.

Speaker: um Great. Yeah. So New Vengeance is right on the river. If you look at... This map. I was going to say, I don't have a detailed map. Oh, that's right. Yeah, we have the other map.

Speaker: M. Borbet.

Speaker: oh Let's see, so... Blackwater?

Speaker: Blackwater Bay. I actually kind of like that. Thank you. But it's not air it's not air themed. Everything in Ventus is air themed. of Oh yeah. Black Air Bay. um Like.

Speaker: black Black fan bae? Fanbay. Oh. Um, city mist. Ah, there's Gil Beach. City of the Mist. where Where exactly is Gale Beach again? Oh yeah, yeah, that's right. Yes.

Speaker: We are it right there. We'll call it Mist City. Mist City? On... Is it like right on the mouth of the river or something?

Speaker: So, you see where the V is in Ventus? If you go directly left of that, it's that bay right there. It's ah two rivers feet into the bay. So she points at that and he says, this is a missed city. it has a ventus bay Right on the edge of Ventus Bay. We could take off from there. It is a port city.

Speaker: but it is very small compared to Tenebra City Bay. I suggest we go to Tenebra City Bay. It'll take us longer to get there, but I'm sure we could find bigger boats.

Speaker: that can handle rougher waters. We are going to be heading into very arctic waters, and I suggest we get the biggest, strongest boat that money can buy. In my personal opinion, it is not my money to spend, but I can tell you the boats here in Ventus Bay are ah not going to hold up to the temperatures that are going to be required to travel to New Shivers City. Hence,

Speaker: Uh. Why? Why did you guys come west? instead of going to Ventus Bay. if Well, we had no idea where...

Speaker: new shimmers or where the uh the Chivertree City was. because it was not on any maps we could find. But why West?

Speaker: we got a tip from someone that there might be someone or that it was uh Like... Somewhere in Tenebrous and so we figured we'd look for someone in Lux who might know where the city was And that led us to you.

Speaker: I see. so You guys went west because other people were also going west to go to the same town. So, that leads me to believe that the people

Speaker: who you guys were tailing or heard the tip from or whatever, were also going to Tenebrous Bay for the reasons I probably described. Ventus Bay is a port town that deals with going to the east side of the Alcast region. Hence, so they don't experience much arctic temperatures except for the very south bit of which they stay near the shore. so it would be in uh

Speaker: in my ah personal opinion would be in the best interest if we go to tenebrous bay because they deal with the west side where it is all arctic and thus their boats are all fitted out with arctic gear they can withstand the cold and all the gear on board will also have cold resistant like clothes and stuff like that so Personally, Tenebrous Bay is my pick. If you guys want to do Ventus Bay, it is shorter. It'll be a shorter boat trip. Probably only taking five days instead of seven.

Speaker: However, if you will have less gear, I will leave that decision up to you guys. Wait, so, well, so could we take one. Wait. Can we take one boat to vent it to from Ventus Bay to Tenebrous Bay and then get an Get a bigger boat?

Speaker: That's not a bad idea. We'll go dig a boat. Yeah. That's exactly what I had in mind. You read my mind. I also said it earlier in the episode.

Speaker: Yeah. so yeah finger yourbo Joke. Joke on you. So, that's not a bad idea. We could take Ventus Bay to Tenebra City Bay. Uh, that... would probably take just as long as taking the train as boats are you know much slower than the trains Uh... but a shorter distance, so...

Speaker: We could take Ventus City. Uh, Frenchess Bay up to Tenebrous City Bay. pick up a different boat, and then head over to Servitude City. Is that what you guys want to do? I... Sounds like a plan to me. i Don't much like boats, but it sounds like it's unavoidable.

Speaker: Oh, Eli in the chat, you asked which arm is the Tenebrous Bay. It is the bay that is directly south from Lux. Okay that yeah Oh, that big bit.

Speaker: The big one. The big one on the way. Oh, like between like the Toray and Lux and all that. Uh, yes. It's... pattu is So, okay, you see where the train track heads into the water in Tenebrous?

Speaker: on the south side That is where Tenebrous City is. Okay. number seven It's Henebrous City, babe. i don't Well, no, just because I made it up. so Yeah.

Speaker: yeah So that train track goes into Tenebrous City and thus Tenebrous City Bay. Hence the name. is that little indent right there. Hmm. So, he wants to go from Ventus Bay, which is the big divot in Ventus, all the way up to Tenebrosity. Or you guys suggested, or whatever.

Speaker: So those are you guys' play options. Walter's thinking of a boat, thinking of what happens if it ends. If he pushes, peruse into water. If you push it somewhat in the air.

Speaker: He just like... Not even two days ago. Head to... Like, rescue Bruce from almost drownings yeah but those was drowning. and you get Trixie wants to know if you act like a cat.

Speaker: If you get pushed into water, but you like start like panic. again the other one you were like no You didn't really have. much thought this one we act you won't be in shock well You'll be able to. um I don't know, just really concerned.

Speaker: Yeah, so okay, well but well we'll find out when it if and when it happens Bit. be Be aware that Bruce's entire back can become engulfed in flames.

Speaker: Be aware. you You want to do that? rep I still have six months. That was a DT.

Speaker: I can play this game until I lose until i lose all my TNT. I can play this game. i'm just gonna blow up a bowl one of these days i can see it coming ah I mean, and also...

Speaker: Side note. Percent equals... It's not always controllable. That sucks man. i mean you know is that bruce's like tell when he tells a lie does he Let's backspark a little bit.

Speaker: No, well, no, it's like Uh... the typical cynical thing is like when they're scared They either... or like when when they're scared to the like curl up in a ball maybe shoot out some fire when they're like frightened or like startled There will have be a flare -up.

Speaker: Really? I mean, I don't know if we've actually been doing that with Bruce, but that's like typical Cyndaquil behavior. Sounds like something we need to test.

Speaker: I'm on Jake's way.

Speaker: Bugs Bunny will move with you in a room full of TNT. Hmm.

Speaker: I'm going to Samuel Sammy. here go Turn around, a light up, and just go. See TNT everywhere.

Speaker: Okay, so so Jake wants to kill off Bruce, apparently. i mean that would be pretty funny It would also be incredibly derailing for the entire story.

Speaker: uh you could create a new character it's not like you're pivotal to pivotal to the entire story arc It's like he's supposed to be the main character of his arc.

Speaker: i don't i've never seen any bruce as the main character but you here's the uh Like the. store the word the What's the piece at the top of an arch? The cornerstone? the He's done.

Speaker: he's so yeah absolutely He's the glue that keep one together. Is the goal is keeping the plot together. There you go. Yeah. I'm not risking my life. I'm sorry. I can't. He's keeping the ah team together here. that And Walter is the acid trying to eat away at the glue. Yes. i am the ne Evil.

Speaker: Are you sure it's necessary? In this circumstance, we could call it an unnecessary evil. You don't have to be evil. ah But it is funny when you are.

Speaker: Abuse. Jake is our comic relief. I'm going to say evil. but for the views. Uh huh. Yep, yeah, you are definitely the comic relief character.

Speaker: so What? Really? Nah. The whole door bit was... like Comic -Con, he was serious. uh -huh uh -huh uh -huh so ah Back on topic though, you guys have three options. You guys can go take a train from Ventus to Tenebrous City.

Speaker: And you guys can go from Gale Beach to Tenebra City. and pick up a heavy duty boat. You guys can take a... boat from Ventus. What do you call it? Miss City?

Speaker: Mist City. to Tenebra City and pick up a bigger boat. Or you guys can go from Ventus City. Mist City, sorry, and go straight to Shivertree City, which is the fastest and most direct route.

Speaker: the most dangerous. Or option D. Win. Anyway, Lord. Or option E.

Speaker: find a very large flying type pokemon that can just fly us yeah or is it pro that I know. Where's the big crows at? I can't remember the name. I think that is an option too. No, you're talking about Corviknight.

Speaker: cor say I'm not sure. They're huge. Not trying to. railroad you guys you guys can't think outside the box and do something else if you guys <unk>ome Oh.

Speaker: No, I was just joking about that one. that Honestly, Bruce would probably consider flying over water to be even more terrifying than sailing. Why do we swim?

Speaker: Ha ha! lets just swim Oh gosh. That would be even more... Yeah. who name yeah You see the news about the guy who swam in between. France and England, that little connection.

Speaker: Yeah. yeah across the english channel you know that's yeah one of like the more harrowing swims Yeah, we can do that. yeah we collapse Immediately after getting back on shore.

Speaker: I just want to keep in mind it takes you like two days to go from gale beach to tenebrous Via train. How fucking long do you think it's gonna be for you to swim from Ventus all the way to Shivertree City? Like, 18 days?

Speaker: Not along with my strategy. yeah You see, I throw a TNT behind us, and we... Right away for a long time. We surf there. Okay, one... I don't know if that'll...

Speaker: Okay. Okay, you know what? Whatever. if This is a joke idea anyways. no For what it's worth. This is totally true. Yeah, for what it's worth. I think the water is gonna be the most direct route From... Yeah. um Gale, well, from Ventus to Tenebrous City.

Speaker: Because the trains you have to go around. yeah do but Do boats hire fire types so they can melt the ice? ice in front of them ice breakers You know what?

Speaker: Oh, or um... were they ti big Water Pokemon and died and break it icebreakers those like i think they have i think the front of the the front of that is like made of metal It is like reinforced steel that that are... made Great open waters.

Speaker: Um, break ice so they don't get s - Talking frozen solid. Are you guys saying this in character? yes I don't think so. Were we? You can ask Ken if he wins. I was going to say Alfred Spirit. All his ideas.

Speaker: Has it been open in the wild? the All our characters are just like... All the ideas. Why not? uh so alfred uh pipes up he's like uh i can't say i've ever driven an icebreaker before but some of the icebound ships do in fact have big uh metal like plows on the front of them that will break up the ice as they got to hey guys you guys Alright, I'll walk there. I can walk on water.

Speaker: What the? You can walk on water, hey! Fuck on water. yes See you guys. Bye. What? Don't forget about it. Modern Lava.

Speaker: Oh, that's right. I don't think I'm going to allow that for August 1st. pushin When I blew up, how did I not just faceplant into the water?

Speaker: Because no one had remembered it existed, and also I feel like that derailed the narrative. story. he's Alright. Um, okay, I got an idea. I am going to... meet I can walk air?

Speaker: I don't think that's right. I don't think so. The crushed walls. oh well and you got to remember this was for uh tailored for mystery dungeon games so like the little chasms in the mystery dungeons is probably what it's all right so basically i got got double jump but Sure.

Speaker: Sure, why not?

Speaker: I don't know And what I'm going to say to you... Oh. Okay, what I'm going to say to... Give you this power, but not make it broken. You can walk on water up to 10 steps at a time before you start. your i' been I'm going to keep for this power in check. I'm not beenm breaking stuff.

Speaker: but No, no, i'm I'm saying you can use it, but I do want to keep it in check because that is the kind of thing that could invalidate the entire campaign. Yeah, I do also want to point out, I don't know if this will ever come up, but when you're walking on lava... as with like the absolute mover in game If you're not a fire type, you do get burned.

Speaker: Now you take five, you just take burn damage. So you you can walk on the lava, like it'll let you walk on the lava, but you do get burned and have the burn effect until you move on to the next floor.

Speaker: Laura Hewitt.

Speaker: It's basically, I see a technique in my job, man. Well, I don't get frozen. and nation if i walk on ice Yeah. no i think you just walk on ice But yeah, I think I'm a double -edged sword. you can Longer ever walk on ice than you.

Speaker: I'm in trouble yeah I'm going to say with the immovable, you can walk on water and lava up to a reasonable distance. like Not something that's super inconvenient, like two steps or something.

Speaker: But, like, yeah walk, like, 10, 20 steps. We'll we do it in a flavor of cool. but Yeah, that's that's basically what I'm saying. Whatever kind of fits the narrative at the time, but not something that's going to break the plot of the entire story.

Speaker: I imagine that's worth it. would work on the asset sorry that's acid that's Water. but that's that That ocean there, that's salt water, not fresh water.

Speaker: but yeah Sorry. um Do you have devil fruit? Oh, that cancels out. It's salt water. ah So you drown. Um, actually... An absolute mover. Is it just a devil? so i I can stand on it but then as soon as I Saltwater, my pow is going active.

Speaker: uh Okay, so. um With the interest of ending this episode sometime soon, because it is nearly 11pm for you guys, uh... I would like to end this episode with you guys deciding a course of action. So... i would ah What do you guys think you would like to do?

Speaker: Um... I could use a good... Water adventure? Yeah. I think... Like... <unk> you stay You stay away from us when you get my water, okay? i don't Oh, we taste.

Speaker: I will try not to tase you. um I can... I can wear. I don't know. maybe i'll Maybe I'll get some, like... insulating I don't know. I can't guarantee that it'll work. 14 -2.

Speaker: Little big puppy. E -E -E -E -E -E -E -E -E -E The whole time. Oh, like Hazmat? Yeah. Whatever. Bruce will begrudgingly accept that Dead.

Speaker: the The two boat option is... the Probably best than decided on. Oh, I've got, um,

Speaker: I've got that Slurf TM in my backpack. Oh no, slurf again. it makes No, but I'll just use it as a field move. Burn. Oh no.

Speaker: So, I'll save this ah for the co host if you if you want to include this in your decision making. ah Going from Ventus to Tenebris will probably take an episode, and then from Tenebris to Shivertree City will also take an episode.

Speaker: So that'll take two episodes. Alternatively, going from Ventus straight to New Shiver City will probably only take one episode. so If you guys keep saying New Shiver City, it's Shiver Tree City. Oh, whatever. What is the fastest route?

Speaker: I say, yeah, what's up? that one The fastest route would be from Ventus to New Sh - Shivertree City. I mean, yeah, but it's riskier. Like it's the skier. So i'm just I'm just saying that if you guys want to include it in your...

Speaker: um in your decision making time and like as Time does affect us. so Okay. Listen, I am my mom's daughter. I can i can handle...

Speaker: I'm pretty sure I can handle ocean water even though I've only like I've... She's only ever like taught me how to surf like once, but... That's okay. I think I can handle it. Really? You guys own a soap shop?

Speaker: Yeah. I mean... I don't know, I just... ah

Speaker: Mm. Okay, one... maybe maybe Maybe more times than I can remember, but just... He went from one to like 50.

Speaker: not No, she can only remember one time. Other times ended so badly that it ended in memory loss. No, no, no. no It was just...

Speaker: yes point at Point is... Like... The point is, if if my mom can surf... Without. and surf in like the water without get it without like electrocuting everyone then I can probably do that too.

Speaker: Your mom's also an Alolan Raichu, right? too right It's true, but... Pikachu can surf too. maybe i mean you ever seen like the tv commercials about like the surfing pikachus I always assumed those were CGI.

Speaker: Even though there are no computers. that could do CGI. You think they're animated? Yeah, they're hand -animated. There we go. Yeah, it's just like, it's just hell animation. drawings Yeah. Like an old Disney cartoon cell animation. Surf shop commercials. aha no not my so Not my mom's surf shop. No, just...

Speaker: Anyway. it was I will... Okay. I will get a surfboard just in case.

Speaker: In case we need it. You guys are going into the deep Arctic, and Evelyn's first thought is, let me get a surfboard. No, just in case in case she goes... In case she goes overboard. For any reason whatsoever.

Speaker: Can't be too prepared. Just get a lifesaver. Yeah. um Ugh. At least.

Speaker: Hikaru has the slurf TM that she can use. In a pinch. If she starts drowning, she yeah she just has to teach herself to slurf. Right.

Speaker: I think I just have the teeth. I think I should teach myself to slurf now. I was going to say, how is Slurf learned? Because if it is a disc, you have to like watch an instructional video. it i just love i just I'll just watch it on the boat.

Speaker: Just love the idea of like, oh no, I'm drowning. Let me get my portable TV, plug in my VCR and watch this instructional video. happens it I always just. is like It's like a cartoon with a mouse because It was a beach player and they got put it in an insert.

Speaker: in the mouth I thought of that too, actually. That is quite funny. So I also like the idea that it's a Porygon. like you just Load you the discs into a Porygon? and then it like projects an image in front of itself This is how you surf.

Speaker: four But it's yeah, it's slur. So there's like a bunch of like captions with ads on it and stuff because it's clearly pirated. it's very cheesy like very bad like japanese video game like ad Yeah.

Speaker: low poly It's like... It's like... 360p video well you know like we're just like One of the color channels is just just inexplicably missing. It's recorded by an iPod. Auto.

Speaker: Yeah, it looks like iPods had cameras, did they? didn like Even better.

Speaker: I appreciate it. It's just an audio recording instead of a video recording. It's just black, but there's still ads on it. Visually.

Speaker: Oh, my God. The entire screen is just ads, and then it's just... Audio teaching. trick you know it's all the fuck men It's a lockman. Yeah, put on your ears and just walk in. listen You have to walk in.

Speaker: It's one of these. i mean like Ancient ear pods. I had a Discman, but then it broke when I was writing a lawnmower. Oh. I shook around too much and it broke the internals.

Speaker: good Nice working.

Speaker: So. Okay, so you guys are doing boat adventure you guys going to ventus to tenebrous then to new shiver tree setting or from ventus to shiver tree city or other option that has not yet been discussed.

Speaker: Uh... Let's see. I think we should go. Uh...

Speaker: Ventus over to Fluvius. Have a beach day and then go back over to... why did you I'm going to turn the mic on for this. i I just want to point out is the funny thing is I was thinking you guys go from Ventus to Flama. So you and I were on the same track.

Speaker: Uh... Oh my goodness. we just We just take the river. We go to Ventus. We go to that. We go to that beat. We go to that. Bay.

Speaker: We take the river. Upstream. Into the middle of the continent. Where all the rivers end up. And then we... Hike across. We hike across the ice -capped mountains of Ave and end up in Flama.

Speaker: On the river where Volkenberg is and we end up in like... What? the like um I just want to point out that The audience probably does not have a map in front of them. I want to point out to the audience, all of us have are like looking at a full map of the Alcaster region while talking about this. The audience has no idea what we're talking about.

Speaker: To be fair, the audience does have access to the map. another question join Join the science. Join the science. As I say Evelyn is the map on the ah website It is. ah There's a small version of it on the site. I can make a light box. like Version that you can zoom in.

Speaker: Well, there you go. More reason to go to our website. PMG, pass their time. That's through with a U. uh And... yeah i guess you can check out the map there although now that we're done discussing the map it's kind of a moot point Okay. Oh my goodness. Hey, you can re -listen to this second half of the episode and then you can... follow along with where we are on the map.

Speaker: uh -huh yeah but we're We're struggling we're deadling to follow along ourselves. so Okay, so I think our decision is...

Speaker: Go. Ventus north to the Tenebrous Bay. Get the better boot. that'll be safer to go down. Take the the two.

Speaker: Or what? It'd be like a... An extra day's journey pretty much, probably. Well, I think it's going to be two days from Ventus to Tenebris.

Speaker: And then five days from Tenebris to New Shimmer City. i think as opposed to As opposed to five days from Ventus to New Shimmer City.

Speaker: It seems right. Whatever. It's it's is the the Ice City, that one. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah. I mean...

Speaker: Good enough. I don't know. Bruce at least wants to be as safe as possible on the water. So like, yet yes, we want to save.

Speaker: Mother butt. My dearest. We also don't block you. save you. And we also don't want to drown at sea trying.

Speaker: Wait. I wonder if, um... Maybe my mom knows somebody with a motorboat? Ooh. Are there motorboats? I'm just swimming, so... I'm assuming you guys are not paddling on a...

Speaker: kayak all the way to tenebrous so No, I mean I think the alternative would have been like Like a sailboat? Oh yeah, cell phone success. Or like a steam -powered boat maybe?

Speaker: Yeah. gallan what about gall iddle bloom a Galleon. I love that. a super fast boat like what like what's the fat what are the fastest boats in outcasts at this Period of time. um That's a great question.

Speaker: Oh. about, you know, just about Probably one of the slowest kind of boats. That's the fastest we got I would... Probably same. a sailboat there might be motorboats maybe not electric motors but I'm actually not sure. do have DBAs.

Speaker: electric pokemon that could probably power the boats if they was electric motors like rotom exists At just one point, I'm going to forget this by the next time it comes around.

Speaker: but Uh... There's probably motors, I would say, engines. and batteries or batteries motors, engines, whatever So, okay, this has been higher technology. There's a fucking GBA factory, for God's sake. We hold we have a hologram.

Speaker: You do? Oh, you do? yeah Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure there's like ah rotational power technology. I'd be very disappointed and lot of in our so and our um tech teams if we have holograms.

Speaker: number but Oops. Our tech is going to be all over the place because we have... motor boats, but we don't have cars or buses. We have trains, but not airplanes.

Speaker: I don't. Yeah. i particular We use our, we use Pokemon for that. Yeah. Yeah. Like, how does a... I mean...

Speaker: you know a motorboat i'm pretty wouldn't a motorboat have like an and internal combustion engine or something like i don't know no the motors is just an octa driller that's it's been around yeah no so we don't have any gas motorboats we only have electric motorboats ah I mean, it's possible. I kind of like the idea of electric, of it being Pokemon powered, so whether it's electric.

Speaker: motors being powered by right shoes or a Sharpedo pushing the boat along or something like that. I think that's kind of fun. Yeah. yeah Some options... Um... Charjabug!

Speaker: Ooh, chargeable would be a good option. Charging a bug is fun as a battery. And then there's Varum. Voltorb? Oh no! It just blows up. Whoa, wait, what? Voltorb, you hit a rough patch of sea all of a sudden your motor blows up? There goes your power source.

Speaker: No, that's the icebreaker. At the end of the book. It's true. sir Sir, the Voltorb's in the water, sir.

Speaker: Alright, charger's set. Sea warfare they just put - Both orbs randomly on the water. Let's see. working why for bal tomorrow be mines but those goldtorbs that have done they um They just have Scooby -Doo Read them there.

Speaker: I mean, we might also have. Quillfish and Overquill that are... basically just literal Uh, sea mines. Yeah, but they're puffer fish.

Speaker: I think yeah if you can call a real life puffer fish a sea mine. Thank you. Have you seen Overcrow? Have you seen a puffer fish? Does it look like? a a mom like it it looks like a vine it can probably puncture through if it looks like a mine And talks like a mind and walks like a mind.

Speaker: It's a mine. I don't know. I just feel like an Overcrow could do some real damage to a ship. Maybe not like blow it up kind of damage, but definitely sink it.

Speaker: You guys really should not be giving me ideas, because you guys are going into a defended, or seem to be defended base.

Speaker: Probably, but you know, you're probably going to forget these ideas by the time the next episode comes around anyways. Oh, I know. ah To cap this episode off, I want so you guys to roll a perception check.

Speaker: Oh. Awesome. Uh, sure. I want to see who notices it.

Speaker: Nat 20. Ha! All right, I had a, what was this, a nine? how You got time. I got a 17. Hey, did you get two Nat 20s?

Speaker: I didn't get it. No. I got six. Ow. everyone but walter notices Yes. Walt is still complicating of killing Minot. No, no. He's still thinking of pushing Bruce into the water.

Speaker: i probably should have brought this up earlier but there's too much discussion going on You guys have... or are now feeling the sense that you guys are being watched as you know But as you guys look around, nothing seems to be out of place.

Speaker: I'm glad we're talking about planes now. and open after this

Speaker: I'm glad we didn't. What? All I get with a Nat 20 is that we're being watched, but there's nothing here. out of place well that's what i'm saying with a nat 20 with a nat 20 there is nothing there but you guys I feel like you were suspiciously being watched somehow.

Speaker: Ooh, I wonder if it has, it's either. Silver Sleipnick shenanigans. Or... Bruce iss dad is is somehow... He's going ethereal.

Speaker: he's in the He's in the shadow zone.

Speaker: Oh, do I want to give it? if You all know the rest of it? <unk>r Transformers learn. I'm trying to decide if I want to give that to you. Bruce evil to Nat 20.

Speaker: You rolled a nat 20. I do also have a plus two to perception. So I got a 22, if that matters. I was tempted to ask you to roll a second perception check, like you rolled in at 20, which I'd love. No, that's kind of stupid.

Speaker: You notice out of the corner of your eye. the dot that was blinking on the screen turned red for one single blink, and then went back to white. Oh.

Speaker: I thought it was red the whole time. If it was red it went a deeper red. Okay. Yeah. I could have been wrong. I was picturing it in my head. This is the average day. red this and This is...

Speaker: Deep redness. Well in simpler terms, let's say you see it turn into a warning triangle for one blink and then it goes back to normal oh no the dog turns into The doctor to the.

Speaker: Starting a run. yeah It just says run. That'd be terrible. If I'm a dog, just turn it. I just had to run.

Speaker: Do I say anything now? Hmm.

Speaker: I think I'm just going to keep that, Bruce is just going to keep that in the back of his mind. Dad might be trying to come back on his own.

Speaker: And like, I would. assume that he has been but he might be actually like figuring something out here Okay. Well, I guess with that i have been i asked something Oh.

Speaker: it Okay, okay. Hello, Walter. Like. Bruce. When we got about... Can you light your back night? In the water.

Speaker: Ha ha! No.

Speaker: Talk about we'll talk about later. We'll talk about later Okay. Hey, at least he asked for consent. Yes, but we may not listen to that. Answer, he's getting up.

Speaker: Yeah. okay but All right. So with that, I think it's going to. do it for the episode because it is 11 p .m for you guys i have work for early in the morning tomorrow because i got overtime so I have been Dakota, your PMUD Museum.

Speaker: I've been Evelyn playing Hikaru. I was learning how to Oh. I've been Eli playing Bruce. I have been Mold Man. I'm playing Walter!

Speaker: Ha ha! All right. Thank you guys for listening. Go check out our website, PMD Path or Time. That's through with a U. Our discord is also down in the description as long with our patreon. So with that we will see you guys next time And looking at mold Pokemon.

Speaker: I love Mold Man now. You gotta to make that recurring bit. i'm looking for a pokemon the Small theme. I just realized we shouted out our Patreon, like... two or three times that episode and didn't shout out our patrons.

Speaker: ever Have you been doing that in the midsection at all? Uh, no. so No, not at all. ah Do we want to put the previous episode ah on the Patreon or the feed?

Speaker: That's something I want to decide before we leave. Honestly, I say put on patreon so they they are are so intrigued why I'm old man. Honestly, kind of fair. We also don't put anything on Patreon.

Speaker: Yeah, I feel like this this is something that could... nicely go on Patreon. Damn it, there's no mold Pokemon.

Speaker: You were the first person in history to say that. Oh wait, he is a mold in a or ah in a pot or something like that. Kind of. Well, that's a mold. We're talking about mold.

Speaker: What episode is this? Is this episode six? Are you supposed to shuffle? Shuffle Shuckle. s -h -u -c Let's see.

Speaker: Yes, this is episode 6. Okay. Gotcha. Turn out a name. the I am old man. cause im po You gotta get custom Pokemon.

Speaker: mold I am not making custom Pokemon in this campaign. But, not never said anything about the next campaign. Uh...

Speaker: The mold, the boulders. Who's confused? ah The Mulder is confused. That's my next character.

Speaker: I am going to be a dude. Dude just goes. The Balder.

Speaker: oh my god Fuck. Okay, not you guys probably No trouble. and know Oh, no, I know. I'm going to be a conkelder.

Speaker: Well, it's gonna be the final form but he's gonna be attempting like this is the boulder There's Confuse. This little girl. Why the fuck can't I rename you?

Speaker: Hello? Oh, my tablet froze. Oh, very sundry. out Can you guys hear that by any chance? Not really. No. No.

Speaker: Why the fuck can't I edit you?

Speaker: I'm just like, I'm actually like drawing this map. Oh shoot. Yeah, I really want to have a awesome so good. I want to have an interactive map that all of us can interact with and add notes to.

Speaker: Oh, that would be so perfect. Let me access to that map. I do want to give you access to that map. Because I think it's too fun for all of us.

Speaker: But I don't know how we would do that. It would be so cool if we could like embed it on the website and like have it always update on there. I don't know how he would do that, though. Do you have... Is that possible? I know Anirudh's still updating the map with things.

Speaker: I don't know. I think he just takes some JavaScript. But... I don't know. I don't know if he would give us access to... I wonder if he could give us a copy of his...

Speaker: Nah. that that he we can edit separately from him. Hmm. Well, there is like... Go on. No, you're fine. Because he has the original map that was made by whatever website he used to make it.

Speaker: I know the red site. Well, we... At least I know. Hit cars again what long time ago? um That's just a random app generator. You can customize that to fantasy map generator.

Speaker: It is. see that This is a map. they probably like spam through and just like oh this looks good and used it And change his name. Teams. I think I talked about it once on one of the Q &As. Yeah, you guys let me sign.

Speaker: i Yeah. well Yeah, it is. Well, kind of what he did.

Speaker: God, I need to get my hard drive back so I can fucking all of the episodes. we've been I'm forward on my i i like feeling sick. I'm looking at the screen. and Like having headphones on right now.

Speaker: Okay. Yeah, that that is why I don't wear headphones. The boulder feels sick. I have to sing the boulders so many times. Alright, goodnight, Jake. i'm gonna go guys level the audio on this real quick and upload it to the feed and Oh, bye Jake.

Speaker: Oh, we're still recording with Craig. Um... Yeah, we should probably... Time to crack out of here. Yeah, get out of the creek. I don't need creek anyway.