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EP. 83 V for Vendetta (2005)
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That a shtick like that, dude!
Humorous Exchange & Meme References
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Sir, I'm going to rub one out right here on your counter.
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We cut to Mike, who delivers meat on his bicycle.
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I'm rinsing your girl out, bud.
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That's how identify the Doteca e-drunk.
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Hello, my name is Nick and I have shaft hair.
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Scrubbing the pot, which is what I call when I jerk myself off.
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We're just joking. Everything's jokes.
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Two girls, one cup? No. Two guys, one screen? Yes.
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Hello, welcome. Nope, that's in English. just talked to one of those guys.
Episode 83 Introduction & Equipment
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episode This is episode 83 of the Two Guys One Screen podcast. This is our first episode in November.
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We're back here on our big fat black mics. black Yeah, yeah. and the right Hopefully we sound all right. Shout out to the Chinese for making shitty Bluetooth mics.
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Hey, man. They're not even Bluetooth. They're like, you still got to plug it in, plug
Favorite Movies Discussion
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it in. That's fair. If you're listening to this on the day comes out, you're listening to us on the 5th November, which means we upheld our promise of over a year.
00:01:35
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And we're bringing you ah an episode. I want to, I mean, one of my all-time favorite movies. People ask me, what's your favorite movie of all time? I don't have one because that's like kind of a hard question to answer.
00:01:48
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But this is definitely one of the ones that comes up. Big. I mean, if you you know you dress up as someone for Halloween, you gotta like them. Which I did. ah Big back in the day.
Social Media & Audience Engagement
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We are reviewing V for Vendetta. ah agree And yeah, we hope you fucking enjoyed Horror Month. I mean, we had a good time. It got pretty fucking wild. Shout to Brian.
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Audio Quality & Experimentation in Podcasting
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Yeah, you want it? and We did an hour long. Yeah, you want it here, but you're not going to get that for at least two months. At least two months. And the audio quality is probably dog shit.
00:03:09
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Dog? Probably dog shit. Probably poop. And there we tried, and there's just nothing else I can do about that. Hey, man, you just got to you live and learn, right? You can't you can't live without experimenting.
00:03:22
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I'm going to go gay. I hope so.
Introduction to 'V for Vendetta' & Trivia
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um right, well, this movie is v for Vendetta. This is 2005. This is what we call primetime. Chris Benoit.
00:03:34
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Oh, yeah, i think 2005. What'd he do? you do Was he champ? Was he champ? World Heavyweight? Maybe? Maybe.
00:03:41
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When do you want to rumble? I got to find, I mean, p he, he, was world heavyweight champion until 2005 and then got the United States championship also in 2005. Okay.
00:03:55
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okay Okay. Yeah. He won the, he won the rumble in 2004. Yeah. So this is, I mean, where this we're Chris Benoit is, you know, he's in his, his fucking prime. We call it.
00:04:05
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Yeah. He's fucking jacked because of all those steroids, you know? Yeah, yeah and on ah on June 9th, I'm always drafted to SmackDown for being the first selected. Wow, first round draft pick. How about that, dude? Let's go. First round
Actor Commentary & Performances
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Hall of Famer that never will be.
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ah On July 24th, 2005, he won the Great American. I'm sorry, he lost at Great American Bash to Orlando Jordan. Who the fuck is that?
00:04:32
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Wow. You don't remember Orlando Jordan? No, but he's a non-mean big. Yeah, he is. Yeah.
00:04:40
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I mean, I don't know what day this movie came out. It'd be funny if it was November 5th. Had to have been, right? March 17th. Shout out my dad. That's like 10 days before his birthday.
00:04:51
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Hey, shout out, dad. Yeah. ah So, yeah, I mean, this man was, you know, he was fucking cooking. Yeah. know And then about two years later, he cooked his fucking whole family. You know, they're gone.
00:05:04
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Goodbye. Capisce. Goodbye. Uh, yeah. So we'll go through the cast It's directed by James McTeague, who has literally made dog shit other in this movie.
00:05:17
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I really don't get it. Uh, like, yeah, i mean, I don't know either. I've seen this movie Ninja Assassin around, but I've never like watched it.
00:05:27
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yeah I mean, it looks like dog shit. Well, it looks pretty bad, but Naomi Harris is a piece shot to her. Something about, like... It looks kung fu-esque.
00:05:42
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What gave that away?
00:05:46
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That's not... It's called Ninja or the Assassin? ninja or assassin Both.
In-depth 'V for Vendetta' Discussion
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Yeah, I mean, the rest of this stuff doesn't even look like... I mean, what is this? The raven looks like he adapted I mean, this looks like some real gay shit.
00:06:03
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Yeah. Either way... Somehow he has pull because his cast list is, i mean, at least the first two or three are pretty stacked. So we got Nally Portman, a.k.a.
00:06:16
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Jake's wet dream. Oh, bleep that. Whoops. Well, Jake's wet dream. i mean, Jake would fuck Jake. Well, Jake wants to fuck her now. I mean, I don't know. I'm not fucking Nally Portman now.
00:06:26
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I'm fucking Nally Portman in this movie and her fucking bald head. i was going to say you fucking her after she's bald. Yeah. I mean, I probably still going to fuck her. Yeah. I think you ever give it to her after she's some fucking trauma. Yeah, sure.
00:06:40
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Sure. And I'm just curious, do we want to use this button for when we're fucking it or no?
00:06:48
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That's a good question. I think it's not out yet. So I really can't use that button. Technically speaking. So right. I'm with it. I kept it on the soundboard just in case.
00:06:59
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Now I'm with it for sure. Big sure. We also have this button.
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that's ah There's unfortunately none of them in this movie. Yeah, we need more Indians. We got to review Deadpool so that way every time the fucking that one dude comes up. Dopinder or Jopinder, something like that.
00:07:18
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I was going to call him Namish, but sure. Namish, yes. yeah By Jeef. Fucking curry boy. I mean, you definitely know Nally Portman, right? We did an episode on her for the Black Swan episode. We definitely said we were fucking her back then.
00:07:30
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We definitely fucked her in Star Wars. Big fuck during Star Wars. Yeah, we definitely fucked that bitch, you know I mean? Big fuck. ah And we haven't covered... Any other Nelly porn movies on this podcast as of yet?
00:07:42
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Not going lie. I kind of forgot she's in all the Thors. Yeah. I literally forgot she's Jane Foster. She's also a literal child in Heat or Leon the Professional. So in case you want to see her as like a literal child.
00:07:55
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That blowing I can definitely hear. And also she's in this movie that I also, I always see a bull move a DVD steelbook. ah It's called Paris Je Tami. Maybe. i don't know how to say it.
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But it's Steve Buscemi, Nally Portman, Willem Dafoe, Maggie Gyllenhaal. That's a fucking stacked cast right there. That's big stacked. but what What are we doing? and what about His character name is Le Cowboy.
00:08:21
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what Is she French? Is she something? because she In every movie, she does a different accent or something. she's Yeah, I can't get a read on this girl. I have no idea. Oh, she's she's Israeli.
00:08:31
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Whoa. Shout out to the Jews. Drop the bombs!
00:08:37
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um um Next, we got Steven Rea, who is Finch. Yeah, i mean, I'm not fucking this guy. I mean, no way. I don't know, man. He ain't fucking it. I'm not fucking um but like, he ain't fucking it.
00:08:51
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I like the look of him. But the man was like, that's so Raven. He was seen in the future. He was. Yeah, big. Then we got Steven Fry, who is, as they call him, Daddy Deertrick.
00:09:03
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I don't remember him in Alice in Wonderland. Me either, but everybody in that movie is like... Yeah. Maked up. Maked up? Maked up. oh Why is he in the Harry Potter documentary?
00:09:15
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Because he's fuck he's a fucking Brit. is Is he in Harry Potter? He has no credits in Harry Potter. I'm not sure. the fuck he's in that one he's a fucking brit let's see what else he has in this john yeah he's part of bbc bro i mean of course he's gonna be in the fucking harry potter john that makes sense we also here you go uh fry is also known for in the uk for his audiobook recordings including as the reader for all seven harry potter novels so you can buy the audiobooks of harry potter and harry and listen to him read it to you
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I'm wondering, is it is it this guy that has the audible version? Because I fucking hate that guy, his voice. when he When he does Hermione, it's fucking gay. Yeah, I mean, so he's also fucking gay in this movie. Just to let you know.
Scene-by-Scene Analysis & Social Commentary
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And note, I'm fucking him. Sure, yeah, for the clout. I'm fucking him big.
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I think we forgot to shout out the man himself. V. I really just skipped over Hugo even like that, huh? The boy himself. The boy who fucking... Well, he doesn't live. But... yeah I mean, he lives in other movies if you want to watch other movies, but its actually he dies in that one too.
00:10:27
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Oh, he dies in a couple... He dies in a lot of these movies, actually. That's just his role. Yeah, he's Red Skull. He dies in that movie. He's Agent Smith in The Matrix. He dies in that, I'm pretty sure, too. I'm pretty sure in The Lord Rings he dies, but I don't remember who in Lord of the Rings.
00:10:41
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He's kind of deep. He's Elrond. Yeah. Yeah, he's probably dead, right? Probably. I've only seen the first one. I think your best bet is to watch Happy Feet. He's not dying in Happy probably not going to die in Happy Feet.
00:10:55
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Watch that one. I'm definitely fucking Hugo Weaving. I'm definitely fucking V with the mask on. Or I'm fucking his charred penis. I don't care. Wow, charred penis is crazy. Dying, dying, dying. ah We got John Hurt, who plays Adam Sutler.
00:11:10
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He's a definitely not fucking it. yeah I'm not fucking him, but like feel like... He was also in Harry Potter, huh? Yeah, he's in a lot. He's in the Elephant Man. He's in the Guillermo del Toro Hellboy, by the way.
00:11:22
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Saw the Guillermo del Toro Frankenstein in theaters. I mean, talk about mid. I mean... i mean, just fucking mid. I mean, come on now. It was two and a half hours. that's That's way too long. And it had Oscar Isaac in. He's a good actor.
00:11:37
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He is, but like... And then Jacob Elordi, who I'm supposed to know who that is, and I don't know who he is, and I'm sorry. Why do he need to make a Frankenstein movie that long? He played the monster that looked like the fucking the fucking white guy from the white big jack dude from Prometheus or whatever movie that is.
00:11:51
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, he looked like that. I'm like, what are we doing? I went on a Frankenstein kick big this week. I watched like four Frankenstein movies. I watched Bride. The OG bride, which why is it called a bride?
00:12:03
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She's not even fucking in Yeah, it should just be Frankenstein part two. And you know what's really bad about that? What? So every but every movie that kind of makes like a play on the bride movie, right? Like Frankenhooker, Bride of Reanimator.
00:12:16
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They follow the same structure where the bitch isn't even in it until the last 20 minutes. Yeah, and I think saying last 20 minutes is like being nice because she's in it for literally 30 seconds. But she's like this. I 30 seconds of being generous too.
00:12:28
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She's like this iconic character. Yeah. I mean, she is. And then I also watched – I watched that Frankenstein movie Robert De Niro as Frankenstein and fucking Kenneth Branagh who's the fucking hack wizard in Harry Potter. I always forget his name.
00:12:42
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Gilderoy Lockhart. Yeah, he's that fucking guy. you know And then you don't even – he grabs fucking Helena Bottom Carter's tits big. Nice. You never see her tits, but he grabs them big.
00:12:53
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They call her erotic. Yeah. They're all mid, by the way. All these movies just named mid. ah This was John Hurt guy. The OG Frankenstein, I'll rate higher than both those Frankensteins that I watched recently.
00:13:05
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It's five star. I give it a three and a half. That's fair. yeah This John Hurt guy, he plays Ollivander in Harry Potter. So this guy's big wand boy. yeah know he gives out He touches everybody's wands.
00:13:16
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That's a big wand boy. Uh-oh. agree with that. The chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter. That's fact. And you know what else I was going to say that I just forgot? is Is... No, I said what I was going to say. All right, great.
00:13:30
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Hey, great. Don't have that button anymore. no Hey, great. Hey, great. there is really ah Next, we got... a Tim Pigface Smith.
00:13:43
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Pig it. ah Uh... He plays Mr. Creedy. I, you know what? I'm not fucking Mr. Creedy, but I, he's a cool character. He's a cool character to hate on.
00:13:56
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You cool cat. Yeah. Where is it? Not fucking it. He ain't fucking it.
00:14:03
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He ain't fucking it. Next we got Rupert Graves who plays Dominic. Uh, he's been in nothing that else I've seen and that's fine. I mean, he's a cute kid. I'd fuck him. Definitely, like, he almost, in his letterbox picture, he almost gives, like, bargain bin Ewan McGregor.
00:14:21
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Yes, I would agree with that. I would say I also got Edward Norton a little bit. Yeah, little bit. Oh, I'm in the Fight Club.
00:14:33
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ah Next we got Roger Allum, who plays Louis Prother. This guy's ah literally a pig. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not fucking this guy. He ain't fucking it. I wish he was in the movie more, but he's... He ain't fucking it. Like, yeah i his performance was good, I thought.
00:14:48
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Yeah, he's in... ah Wow, like, one of the worst Pirates of the Caribbean movies. And he must have been deep because we definitely didn't talk about him. Yeah. He's Speed Racer. Speed Racer.
00:15:00
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Next, we got Ben Miles who plays Dascom. ah This guy is also... He kind of looks like... He kind of looks like Dominic, so I'll just also be fucking this guy. Yeah. This guy looks very... This guy's also a ninja assassin.
00:15:20
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um He's also in Napoleon movie. He's fucking terrible. I mean, just disgusting. We got, how do you say that word? Saniad? I was hoping it be. literally just Saneed.
00:15:32
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Saneed. Willie Sneed's in this movie. Saneed Kusak. Kusak, yeah. Cuss my sack out because it's so fucking big. I mean, she can cup it.
00:15:43
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Fondle it, maybe. Yeah, she plays Delia Serge, but it's not her real actual fucking name, I think. And then, I'm not fucking her. Her face is too big. He ain't fucking it.
00:15:53
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Just a couple more people just to get through. He ain't fucking it. We got Natasha Whiteman who plays Valerie. I mean, they must have casted like three different fucking actors to play her. It was wild. Yeah, I agree.
00:16:05
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I'm just not fucking her.
00:16:09
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He ain't fucking it. And then the next guy, i mean, I'm not fucking him, but at a certain age, he was definitely fucking me. ah This is John Standing. He plays the priest, that Priest Lilliman.
00:16:20
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Yeah, I mean, this guy's gross. That whole scene is fucking insane. Yeah, it really is. Wow. He ain't fucking it. He's in The Elephant Man, which a couple of these actors have been in The Elephant Man. That's a great movie. Check that out. if you thought if you think ah If you think that David Lynch is too confusing and doesn't make enough straightforward movies, The Elephant Man is your one to watch that's like, oh, this all just makes sense.
00:16:42
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And it's overall good. And it's also like based on real life. so it' that And it's Criterion. Pick it up. just get it ah Next, we got nobody because i think these people are fucking mid.
00:16:57
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Yeah, irrelevant. Chaz Stileski, Storm Saxon? Really? He's the director of John Wick.
00:17:05
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No way. ah That's kind of crazy. Shout out to him. I'm fucking that guy big. All
00:17:13
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all right. i mean, this cast is foot that's it's just a massive fucking list of people on this goddamn list. at the bottom, we got Wolfgang Stageman. what What a fucking name. Yeah. Maybe he like... No, never mind.
00:17:25
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Gets fucked by wolves? Who knows? Yeah. If you're new to this podcast, this is a... We do a scene-by-scene. Unless the movie came out this year, then we're not doing a scene-by-scene.
00:17:38
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Check out the Blackphone episode. and ah And as I already said, this movie is one of my favorite movies of all time. When i I remember specifically the first time I heard of this movie and I watched it, and then I was just literally up obsessed to the point that I would watch it while I was driving in the car.
00:17:56
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I don't recommend doing that. Have you have you read the book yet? That comic book that I bought? I mean, I definitely got about three pages in and then i just... And then it's probably sitting right... Oh, I'm nodded.
00:18:08
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And then it's probably sitting over here somewhere. I don't see it. yeah Maybe I got rid of it. im pretty That's what it's based off, right? Yeah, it's a graphic novel.
00:18:19
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ah dfe d d v DC graphic novel. You can probably buy this movie on DVD for sure. You can definitely buy on DVD. i You can buy it on, I think, every fucking level. You can buy the drone that I have where you get like the actual cell. it's like a box.
00:18:34
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Yeah. Then inside the 4K, which might come in handy because my 4K Steelbook disc was not necessarily cooperating today. Wasn't working. No, the sound was a little off. That's strange. Yeah. We got the we got the same same Steelbook.
00:18:48
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Yeah, Steelbook's goaded. I love that Steelbook. think it's pretty nice looking. ah The scene by scene for this movie is a little wonky. So it is just some stuff that I wanted to say. i want to set the stage a little before we just get like, just do
Dystopian Context & Character Impact
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it.
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All right. What you need to know is we're in ah society that is like, basically has a dictator. All right. So they, nobody has any rights. And if you're a black, muzzy gay, you're out.
00:19:17
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And I'm not, I mean, that's a rut row, but like, I'm not saying that the movie's saying that. Okay. So I just want y'all to know that before you, like, as I'm reading the scene by scene, you go, well, why is that? because they had no fucking rights.
00:19:28
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Right. And if, but if you're a child predator, you're still here. If you're a child predator, yeah, that's down to do biological experiments on people. You're, you're in. You're good. You're good.
00:19:40
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So the movie opens with the, i mean, i don't know if this phrase is iconic or not, but to me it is, but I also love this movie, so I don't know. um But it's the remember, remember the 5th November, the gunpowder treason and in plot.
00:19:54
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I see no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot, which is referring to Guy Fawkes, who was a person who truly actually historically lived in 1605.
00:20:06
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Ask Jake. Real guy. And he tried to blow up Parliament and it didn't go so well for him. This guy fucks, dude. Yeah. He fucks big. Yeah. I mean, I would fuck Guy Fawkes big. Right? I mean, he fucked so hard they made a fake mask that people were on Halloween now.
00:20:22
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That's great. You know? that's just what That's just what it is. I mean, in the movie, you see him get hung. And... The horse? Yeah. got agree on them ah Probably, right?
00:20:33
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1605, though. He probably died. 1605, he got hung, and he definitely was not circumcised. No. He had a hood on. shit For sure. had a hood and a mask on. He had a little pilgrim hat.
00:20:45
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That's kind of cute, right? Yeah. He yeah he looked like looked like he'd be in a Peter Pan movie. Yeah. Yeah, right? Yeah. um So, you know, the whole thing...
00:20:57
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I'll be honest, it's like one of my all time favorite movies, but I did find a lot of issues with this watch. ah You know, the person narrating is Evie, a.k.a. Nally Portman.
00:21:10
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ah And she her whole thing is like, you know, he stood for an idea. But what of the actual man? um And then we get this title card and it cuts to a TV program, which is hosted by Louis Prothero. And he is known as the Voice of London.
00:21:27
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um And in this society, the U.S. is like a wasteland that fell apart due to war and drought, and they have no water or food. um And he calls the U.S. the ulcer ulcered sphincter of ass Erica. I mean, ass Erica little weak, but ulcered sphincter, that's what i got going on big. i Ulcered?
00:21:48
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Yeah. I mean, look, if I keep bleeding out of my ass, like, yeah eventually, it How many hemorrhoids can a man get? In his lifetime? Yeah. it's like It's like we know on average how much a person breathes during their whole life and all the other weird stats, but it's like how many fucking ulcers can you get in your sphincter?
00:22:07
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That's just what I need to know because I've already had one pop and I'm still bleeding, so fucking God help me. where Where are the stats on this? Where's the medical research? I just need to know. Am I going to die?
00:22:18
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Can we speed it up? I mean, we are going to Yeah, that's just what it is. And Prothera calls the U.S. s a leper colony. And it all happened because of godlessness. They didn't believe in God, bro.
00:22:30
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So that's a problem. Is that the problem with the world? Not enough people believe in God? I would. Well, I mean, the problem is but too many people believe in God too hard. Yeah, problem that's the problem. You really think yours is right and you want everybody else to know it. And that's just just for relax.
00:22:47
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So they also blame the US s for starting this plague. So a plague happened. um And again, like I
V & Evie's Initial Interaction
00:22:55
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said, they say they say that you know immigrants, Muslims, homosexuals, and just straight up disease-ridden degenerates had to be removed.
00:23:04
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And the big thing in this movie, kind of like the Nazis, is just like we had to do what we had to do. you know Back then, it's just like we we did what we had to do, which is just do some cleaning up. It's literally insane.
00:23:15
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Just clean it out. Yeah, it's not okay. Yeah. And while this show is going on, you see Evie and V. They're both watching the show. Not together. Not yet.
00:23:26
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Not yet. Not yet. They will be, but not yet. um And Evie turns it off because she's going to late. And we hear over a loudspeaker in the streets of ah London that we're on a yellow-coated curfew. The citizens have a curfew.
00:23:42
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So she goes walking, and she's going to meet Daddy Dietrich. Yes. for what she thinks is going be a suck and fuck, but, but it's not going to be.
00:23:54
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and she bumps into two guys who one guy asked her to feel his balls cause they're blue. Uh, and they got the, or they have the blues bad, something like that. Um, and she pulls out some mace and their fingerman, which are police in, uh,
00:24:10
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London world society. Yeah. So they're like, but they literally said that they were going to rape her. And like, these are like policemen. So correct. Yeah. Corrupt government.
00:24:20
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That's just what it comes down to. so the but This is what the whole movie is about. Corrupt government. Yeah. I mean, they, they want to give her their rod, which is what they said. Spoil the rock or what the fuck is it? ah Spare the rod, spoil the child. Or spoil the child, spare the rod. One of the two. But no rod's getting fucking spared. You know i mean? They're getting fucking serviced.
00:24:38
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which i guess Which I guess is a a phrase from the Bible, but we don't believe in God, so I wouldn't know about that. Yeah, oh what but what's that even mean? I don't know. But if God wanted to magically come down and service my rod, he can.
00:24:51
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Dude, imagine you got jerked off by God. That'd be a fucking idiot. That's biggest flex as ever, right? yeah your God jerked me off. Yeah. um Yeah, God's gay. you think you think that people who can't help themselves in orgasm like every couple seconds are just getting jerked by God consistently?
00:25:08
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Maybe. like That's what it is? you're just Maybe that's actually what hell is. Yeah. Yeah. coming just all the time all the time because it can't be enjoyable all the time no i mean at some point you're shooting blanks right just nothing coming and it's just like dust like god fucking damn it yeah don't take my name in vain here you go you know like right that's you fucking get Um, so then V arrives and i don't know if we have described what V looks like. If you haven't seen this movie, you can also Google him.
00:25:36
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Uh, he's got a, he's got a mask on. And unfortunately when you look up this mask, it's gone more towards these people who are like, uh, hackers, is whistleblowers that like wear this mask online and drop fucking secrets or whatever. I don't know. They like, yeah they can't fucking drop the Epstein list, but I mean, no they might have it It's like, drop that shit, Anonymous. Where are you the fuck you at? Yeah, where you at?
00:25:59
Speaker
They only come out, like, nowadays, they only come out when something big needs to happen. Yeah, and this dude's like a cross between Batman and fucking Zorro. That's very true.
00:26:10
Speaker
And he's got, like, these fucking daggers or something. um It's kind of Deadpool. Yeah, as Creedy calls it, his ah fancy karate gimmick.
00:26:21
Speaker
Yeah.
00:26:24
Speaker
Back to that guy. I forgot his name. I think it's Taylor or Jacob on the internet. He's straight a white kid that just does dances to this fucking Indian music for no reason. Shout out him. And he just works at Subway he just does these fucking dances. It's fucking hilarious.
00:26:38
Speaker
It's been my feed big past week. So is Sabrina Carpenter, which she'll get fucking rinsed out. Yeah, she can... Oh, my God. I don't know why she's at my field time, but she's hot as hell. Probably because she sold out Madison Square Garden three nights in a row.
00:26:49
Speaker
Yeah. yeah Five. Yeah, I think it's five. And I've seen at her in every outfit and spanked it to all of them. I know. No, I haven't. ah That's weird. So...
00:27:01
Speaker
Yeah, it's... a Yeah, I mean, who hasn't? All right. Absolutely. So anyways, he's here, and ah obviously these fucking goons try to fight him, and and one of the guys' names is literally Willie, and he cuts Willie's pants off to expose Willie's Willie.
00:27:17
Speaker
um And he ends up killing both of them, and then Evie asks who he is, but he's wearing a fox mask, and he's like, why would you ask me that if I'm wearing a mask, bro? Like, obviously I'm trying to hide my identity.
00:27:28
Speaker
That's a very valid. and Um...
00:27:34
Speaker
uh, that whole phrase. It's like all these. Oh, but it was, it's, it's really cool. Every word, every word is V basically. And, uh, at the end, she just goes, are you a crazy person?
00:27:48
Speaker
Uh, which he says I probably am. And then he tells her that he's a musician and he wants to show her the fucking music. You know what mean? you know what mean? You want me to fucking tap my stick on you, bitch? Yeah. What's that thing called?
00:28:01
Speaker
Yeah, you can get fucking plucked.
00:28:04
Speaker
But does that stick have gonna fucking pluck your g-string. That was fucking great from you who play instruments out there. but What thing? What are you talking about? That little fucking stick that they... but The thing where they conduct. Oh, the baton. Yes, the baton. It's a fucking stick. It's a fucking glorified toothpick. It's not a fucking baton, alright? No, it's the same thing as like track and field. You pass the baton and you just wave it in front of an orchestra and they just play music or something.
00:28:32
Speaker
Okay. ah And this song is Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture. I know that because of the subtitles. And also, if you have ever heard music before. Yeah, this song's pretty big.
00:28:45
Speaker
Yeah. ah And it's – he – the two of them meet and all this happens on the 4th of November. And the clock strikes 12 and it is now the 5th November. And he –
00:28:57
Speaker
This music comes on and he blows up the old Bailey, which is like one of the, I guess a big tower in London.
V's Televised Message & Public Uprising
00:29:04
Speaker
And ah all the citizens come outside and they're shocked to hear music and watch this building explode.
00:29:09
Speaker
And we cut to a meeting with Chancellor Suttler. Now these meetings with Chancellor Suttler, they're in a dark room and you never actually see Suttler in person. You just see a close of his face on a big screen.
00:29:21
Speaker
um And he has these guys that like are on a panel with him. You have Mr. Creedy who's like his right hand. You have Dascom who is kind of in charge. Dascom! Yeah, who's like in charge of all the media. And he directs him to this 1812 song.
00:29:38
Speaker
Um, and then we cut to the news and they're calling it a emergency demolition. And there's a scene in here where this lady's like, is anybody going to believe this? And dad's like, we just report the news. The government makes it up. You know, we're just doing what we're told. It's up to them to make up some, you know, believable lie.
00:29:58
Speaker
And, uh, They can't identify V because of his mask. And there's this other guy, Inspector Finch, who says that the bombs were made at home ah with, you basic ass fucking...
00:30:13
Speaker
chemicals you can find anywhere you go to home depot this guy's like the boston bomber you know i mean he like hey yo donde esta the chemicals and they'll be like hey i got you yeah gap you up and then they'd be like hey are you ice no okay hey me gusta dick enlargement pills you know what mean yeah that shit does not work They also end their all their ah the little phone little of meetings with England Prevails, which is kind of like Heil, but it's England Prevails.
00:30:43
Speaker
And then we find out next that Evie works at the TV station. The BTN. The British Television Network because they can't say BBC. The Black Television Network. Yeah. oh Yeah.
00:30:54
Speaker
Yeah. yeah Black television network. Like BET, right? BET, BTN. Right. Beat up. um And this lady who e works with tells her, she goes, oh, you were supposed to go see Daddy Dietrich last night, weren't you?
00:31:09
Speaker
And... I
00:31:19
Speaker
think you're going to fucking come commit to that. think going to commit to think you're going to commit to that.
00:31:28
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, you just need little spray then it's accurate. wild. yeah i mean you just need a little spray paint and that it's accurate
00:31:39
Speaker
that's wild ah So anyways, this lady, their boss walks in and tells Evie that she needs to bring Dietrich his espresso and some tea for her or whatever.
00:31:51
Speaker
We cut to Finch and ah Dominic, who's like his his partner. They get a lead on Evie, they find her apartment and break in, and they find her voided BTN badge. so she It's voided now. She can't say it. She can't say it.
00:32:09
Speaker
Your past is gone, dude. Your past is void. You can't say it anymore. um Evie walks in and tells Dietrich that she got stopped by Fingerman.
00:32:20
Speaker
She got fingered big. Yeah, the fucking cops fucking finger my ass. Yeah.
00:32:29
Speaker
I don't know why. Okay. Evie receives a large shipment of packages and brings them to this room full of dancers. And they op this lady opens the box.
00:32:42
Speaker
And it's a bunch of V-masks. A bunch of Guy Fawkes masks. And she's like, ah, whatever. Fucking Prothero's a weirdo. And obviously Evie saw V last night. So she's like, this is sus. Why are they here?
00:32:56
Speaker
Um, we cut to Finch and Dominic were in the car and, uh, we find they're talking and we find out that Evie's parents were political activists. Um, cut back to Evie who's about to fucking leave because she knows some weird just going to go down.
00:33:11
Speaker
This is when V walks in and he unveils, he's fucking strapped like a dyke with bombs. Yeah. it Hit it. Which one? to do Don't they? No, they don't bomb people.
00:33:24
Speaker
Dykes. no Fucking Indians don't bomb people. Never mind. Yeah. What? They're nice people. They're nice people. They just smell bad. It's just what it is. Yeah. They smell, but they got the Taj Mahal. So, you know, it's like.
00:33:36
Speaker
Yeah. um Next, we there's a he makes he makes a security guard wheel the these masks into the the main news studio and turns on a fire alarm and then he jams the door. So they're just all stuck in there.
00:33:54
Speaker
um Finch and Dominic spot Evie, but she makes a run for it, and she's able to hide in office because there's all these people trying to evacuate the fire alarm. um Next, we see V appear on air, and it's the emergency broadcast channel, so he's on every screen in London.
00:34:11
Speaker
um And his message basically is, you know, something ain't right, guys. Yo, the government's fucking up right now. you know Why do we have a curfew? Yeah, and he's like, I get it. Y'all were all scared, and you...
00:34:24
Speaker
turn to Suttler, who is obviously a piece of shit. And we can't even speak out anymore. We have to just conform to these rules. And then he tells him that he blew up the old Bailey. It wasn't some bullshit
Evie's Family History & Finch's Investigation
00:34:36
Speaker
reconstruction, whatever, emergency service.
00:34:39
Speaker
Like, if no one's going to save us, I will. Yeah. So a year from today, come and join me in front of Parliament. We'll blow that bitch sky high. You know what mean? Fuck them.
00:34:50
Speaker
ah After the message goes out, the cops break the door down.
00:34:57
Speaker
should have played that for the old Bailey, but it's what it is. um And there is some ah kerosene fog going all spooky. ah and then I like how they're you they're like, he's using our fog machines.
00:35:10
Speaker
Why do you have fog machines? it's and It's the news. Um, what they need fog machines for. Yeah. It's to hide the pedophilia. That was wild. So anyways, uh, they break the walls down or whatever and everyone inside and now is wearing a Fox mask and a cape.
00:35:28
Speaker
Um, so Finch orders them all to get on their knees, get the fucking sucking. Yeah. Um, one of the hostages tells him there's a bomb strapped to the control panel, like a dyke, like a dyke big, um,
00:35:43
Speaker
They start escorting people out of the newsroom and one masked guy gets into a tussle with another masked guy and the cops go to one and he goes, it's not, it's the other guy, it's the other guy. And they take his mask off and it's a hostage. So V is the other one and he's free and he fucking murders these two officers and this one guy just coughs. He's like, just blood just out of his mouth. yeah why The blood is good when they use it.
00:36:12
Speaker
It's not bad. Right. For a rated R movie, they don't really go to full extreme, but like we like it though. Yeah, but I mean you do watch Nanny Department get fucking tortured.
00:36:25
Speaker
That's true. I like that. I like that. The next scene is Dascom. ah He's able to defuse the bomb, which can be good for you, bro. I mean, cut the red wire. Everybody knows that.
00:36:37
Speaker
And he does.
00:36:40
Speaker
V's getting ready to leave and Dominic pops out and has him at fucking gunpoint. And Evie, for some reason, saves him. She pepper sprays his ass and Dom just knocks her out because men can just knock women out one punch, I guess. That's how it is. it it out And then V knocks out Dom and we cut to a news broadcast ah that says there's been a an attack on Jordan Tower.
00:37:06
Speaker
And they show police footage of them shooting a terrorist. Little did they know this is just one of the people in the studio that ran forward saying, don't shoot. and they Literally killed an innocent civilian and then broadcasted it on national television. um even They didn't even kill him because he fell over and they pulled his mask up and he's like, they're all hostages. Oh, so maybe...
00:37:27
Speaker
It's just like pellets. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. That makes sense. Next we see Finch and Dominic watching ah V on security camera take Evie.
00:37:40
Speaker
We cut to Evie who wakes up in a cave. She kidnapped? Nah, an Al-Qaeda cave. a different kind. of A nicer cave. Yeah, a nice cave. This is a nice... a nice cave. Nice little underground lair we got going on here. Yeah, Rosa... Not Rosa Parks. Harry Tubman would be proud.
00:37:56
Speaker
Yeah, this is like V's Batcave. Yeah, it is. And he's got a lot of, like, artwork and paintings and books around and a big fucking, like... It's not karaoke machine. what do you call this fucking thing?
00:38:07
Speaker
Jukebox. The jukebox. And it's... Jukebox hero. it's a you know It's all illegal shit now. It's considered contraband, but he's fucking playing Sheryl Crow. It's like, come on, bro. We're banning Sheryl Crow? It's not Sheryl Crow. i just thought a random lady.
00:38:25
Speaker
He stole all this shit. Yeah, and I forgot to mention. i didn't forget to mention. He calls this place the Shadow Gallery. You watch anime big.
00:38:36
Speaker
Yeah, yeah it's very, very anime for sure. yeah Is that more gay than the Batcave?
00:38:44
Speaker
The Batcave, I don't think, is gay. it's It's like a little... I guess calling it the Batcave is kind of gay. Yeah. So it's just... That's what it is. Hey, girl. You want to come to my shadow gallery? Yeah. You know what mean? I can just... He's like, yeah, I'll take in my shadow gallery. And it's just like, bro, I don't ever want to go there.
00:39:03
Speaker
It's just a sex dungeon. Yeah. I mean, it's torture chamber for sure. He wasn't fucking her, but he was torturing her. Torturing whores. Whores? Torturing whores.
00:39:13
Speaker
Yeah. that too I mean, that's the kind of person out in the streets just fucking taking whores off the street and torturing them. yeah that's not right. That's not. even know why i said that. um So Evie wakes up. She goes out out to see V and she's like, yeah, I got to go. And he's like, yeah, you can't leave, bro.
00:39:30
Speaker
ah fa zero he's like if you do leave Creedy's gonna find you and put a black bag over your head shout out to that movie didn't do a review on because it was just too confusing I don't know and basically V's like you're kind of stuck here for the next year or so until I blow up parliament then I'll let you go and she's like I won't tell anyone and he's like yeah you know I just can't trust that he's like you were out cold and I had to make a decision I fucked you fake I fucked you fake Yeah.
00:40:01
Speaker
Yeah. Uh, we cut to Finch and Dominic talking about, uh, Evie's family and her brother was at
V's Plan & Impact on Characters
00:40:07
Speaker
St. Mary's. St. Mary's is ah school and it's also a place that this plague, uh, had a breakout in and killed a lot of kids.
00:40:17
Speaker
Uh, we cut to V who's cooking eggs and, uh, you see his hands cause not wearing gloves and, uh, they're charmed big as we're saying Deadpool. And, uh,
00:40:30
Speaker
Evie walks out and apologizes for her behavior. And she's like, your hands. And, uh, Harry, your hands. ah Um, and he's like, oh, there was fire. Don't worry about it.
00:40:43
Speaker
And then he gives her some, some toast. He gives her eggy in the basket, what they call in the movie. Eggy in the basket. It's like egg in the middle. you you cut out a whole lot of bread.
00:40:55
Speaker
Right. Yeah. I'm getting a whole lot of bread and crack. Just eat eggs and toast like a man. Yeah, like if you want to like dunk, like if you, you know, break the yolk, dunk your fucking toast in it, that's cool. ah Yeah.
00:41:07
Speaker
This shit's gay. Gay's fuck. um And this butter is real butter she hasn't had since she was little. And V says he stole it from the Chancellor. So now they're banning butter.
00:41:17
Speaker
What the fuck are we doing? Butter's banned, guys. You can't have butter. and You can't be gay. You can't read the Quran. Can we still have margarine? I guess that's what they're using, right? Yeah. it's got it It can't. it's I can't believe it's not butter.
00:41:29
Speaker
got to be margarine. That's got to be. That's got to be candy. So Evie asked V if he was serious about what he said on the telly. And he was like, yeah, you know, I'm going to fucking murder some people.
00:41:43
Speaker
Are you okay with that? And he was like, look, girl, like people should not be afraid of our governments. The government should be afraid of them. Yeah. And then we cut to Prothro who has a pretty sick shower setup. yeah I want this.
00:41:57
Speaker
I mean, he's got, first of all, it's a rainfall dropdown drop down, drop the top shower. Yeah. Uh, that's glass 360 around. And then on the, like outside the glass is, uh, like TV, a TV or like there's three TVs. So no matter which way he turns, you're just looking at a TV.
00:42:14
Speaker
That's sick. I mean, his shower was, is bigger than a studio apartment. It's huge. Uh, ah
00:42:22
Speaker
So he's watching himself on TV and he's just trashing V obviously. um And this is honestly, I really love this shot as he's watching it. He turns it off and turns the shower off.
00:42:33
Speaker
And when the TV goes off in the screen, you can see these reflections just standing behind him. Always think that's a cool shot. And, uh, V was able to enter because he used Evie's swipe card, which was voided, but I guess it's reinstated. Amen. You can say it again.
00:42:49
Speaker
Yeah. Here's the thing, right? How the fuck... Why does her card allow her to get into his apartment? That is weird. That does not make sense. Yeah. Like, everybody that works for the BTN can get into my apartment.
00:43:02
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. That part I don't get either. i just turn. i just look the other way. I turn the other cheek. Sure. But you're right. Makes no fucking sense. um And V starts calling him Commander Prothero.
00:43:17
Speaker
And we have some but she's some flashbacks of Prothero wearing like a general uniform at this ah detention center called Lark Hill. And we get a cut.
00:43:28
Speaker
Finch is asleep and gets a phone call saying that Prothero is dead. And he meets up with Dascom. And they're just kind of like looking at Prothero's dead body. And they're trying to think of a lie about how Prothero died.
00:43:43
Speaker
We cut to Evie who wakes up and hears V outside fighting. And he's sword fighting this fake dummy that has like chain mail on.
00:43:54
Speaker
And that is, i mean, that's loud. I'm muting myself for now. He's also watching a movie off to the side, which is called The Count of Monte Cristo, my number one rated movie of this year because they remade it and the shit fucking smacks.
00:44:15
Speaker
So check it out. Now I'm curious, like, is the original good? gotta to be, right? I don't know. i'm I also want to watch it now, but also check out the new one.
00:44:26
Speaker
It's great. It's in color. HD. Let's go. I love colors. Yeah. And he's... Yeah. yeah Yeah. And he says it's one of his favorite movies. Well, it's mine too, V. So shout to you.
00:44:40
Speaker
You two are like two peas in a fucking pod. We are. I want to suck me big. Yeah, you can make him eggies in a basket. I will fucking cook him up eggies in a basket. You're fucking right. They can fucking hum you. You know what I mean?
00:44:52
Speaker
Yeah, he can teach me some karate. um We cut to Finch who finds out that Prothero got rich off of ah pharmaceuticals and not the bad kind. He got rich off off the the cure for the plague.
00:45:08
Speaker
So, you know, there's some ah corruption, some sus going on over there when you just work in for fucking TV. You know what mean? I mean, we have literally the cure for the plague nowadays. So, yeah.
00:45:20
Speaker
ah We cut back to V and Evie and they're watching that movie and it ends and the news comes on just right after that movie just comes right on. um And they're saying that Prother died. And Evie goes, whoa, whoa, what the fuck is this shit?
00:45:33
Speaker
Like, hey, yo, did you kill him? Did you fucking do this? Yeah. He's like, yeah. Yeah, I killed him. Big whoop.
00:45:44
Speaker
You know, I killed him. And I'm kill more people too. um And Evie says she doesn't believe they died of a heart attack because every time the newscaster is ah reporting on a story they don't believe or they know was bullshit, they blink their eyes a lot.
00:45:58
Speaker
um And then V says here that, you know, violence sometimes can be used for good. And I wanted to pull a Disturb song, but I just don't have enough space in the soundboard. It's fair. Oh, they have a song like that?
00:46:09
Speaker
Yeah, they have. yeah
00:46:13
Speaker
Nick put it in post, maybe. I don't know. So anyways, Finch finds out that Prothero was in charge of a detention center ah called Lark Hill.
00:46:24
Speaker
But unfortunately, Lark Hill place has no records anywhere because it's a cover-up. With AWOL. They go interview this mayor. ah Mayor? Nope. Major.
00:46:35
Speaker
And he just talks in circles saying he has no record anywhere. And reminds them, you know, it was a crazy time back then. We did what we had to do, which is sus.
00:46:47
Speaker
That's like the camps, like the concentration camps, you know, like we did what we had to do. We have no records of them. Yeah, but we do we had to do. um Next scene, Evie still has Dietrich's address and she gives herself a pep talk and walks out and talks to V and tells V that she wants to help him.
00:47:06
Speaker
And tells him that her father, my father was a writer. And her brother died ah at St. Mary's. And her mother also died ah because after the whole St. Mary's outbreak, they became political advocates against Suttler, obviously.
00:47:27
Speaker
We cut to a flashback of Evie's mom telling Evie to hide under her bed. ah and Evie watches her mom get fucking bagged and tagged from under the bed.
00:47:39
Speaker
Yo, Evie's a cuck big. yeah I love watching my mom get fucked!
00:47:47
Speaker
ah We cut to Finch, who's investigating Larkel's tax records, because the one thing you know that's always left is the fucking tax records, and he's able to find a hard copy Um, we cut back to Evie who is, cleaning up mirror that has something to do with the devil. i don't remember what they said. I'm sorry.
00:48:08
Speaker
and V walks in and asks for her help. We cut back to Finch, who is looking through the Lark Hill tax record, and they had a lot of doctors on the payroll for a detention facility, like like too many.
00:48:23
Speaker
Why do we have doctors? And then he sees this fucking piece of shit, Priest Lilliman, who was the highest paid priest, and he's ah now a bishop. And we cut to Lilliman, who is asking his, like, I don't know, other his other fucking friend.
00:48:39
Speaker
who's who worked to the church with him about his, uh, his hooker. But this guy's talking about something else. and he's like, no guy. He's like, dude, the little girl going to fuck, where is she at?
00:48:51
Speaker
And he's like, oh I'm a little worried because she's a little bit older. They say that. And he's he's like, oh, I hope she's not too old. And then I wrote, Lilleman walks in and it's literally Natalie Portman.
00:49:04
Speaker
I mean, who is going to be unhappy with 05 Natalie Portman puss? Like, come on, bro. What are doing? Yeah. But the problem is, it's a little sus. Like, I don't know if I'd fuck her. Like, I'd fuck her, right, in this situation. But, like, it's like, you gotta take the clothes off first. We can't be doing any role play. You wearing, like, this little fucking child dress. You know i mean?
00:49:23
Speaker
That's fair. I'm so... It's still 05 Portman Puss, and that's, like, you know... Portman Puss! Yeah. That's fucking sick, dude. i mean I'm up in that. Big shout-out to Natalie Portman for being a fucking smoke show.
00:49:35
Speaker
And a great actress. Actress. Actress. Actress. I heard that her ass can do tricks. You know what mean? Tricking his fucking dick. um So he walks in. He's ready to fucking go. And she tells him that she's Evie the fugitive. And that V is coming to kill him. Because she unlocked some window somewhere.
00:49:57
Speaker
um And Lilliman thinks it's all a game. And he's like, alright, fucking tell me more, bitch. Pull your fucking trim out. i want to see it. Yeah, he's he's really into like weird weird play. He wants to see your fucking snatch hole big.
00:50:10
Speaker
ah
00:50:13
Speaker
right after that V breaks in and Lilliman's like you weren't lying and V's like huh and this is when EV makes a run for it um And V kills Lilliman.
00:50:27
Speaker
We don't see the kill, but you hear on
Moral Complexities & Character Motivations
00:50:30
Speaker
the like surveillance because this place is a fucking, you know, it's basically fascism. There's like people outside just listening to your conversations. All your phones are tapped.
00:50:40
Speaker
And they hear V telling Lilliman open his mouth and stick his tongue out. Um, so they find Littleman dead and Creedy walks in, uh, and, he's talking to Finch and he's telling Finch that Suttler thinks that there's an informer and he tells Finch to, uh, back off and stop digging too far into the past.
00:51:02
Speaker
And his loyalty is in question, even though Finch has been a party member for 27 years, you fucking communist, uh, He probably fucks kids too, right? Finch? Nah, not. Creedy does big. i don't think Finch fucks kids. Finch is like a good dude.
00:51:18
Speaker
Finch is a member, but he's not, I mean, in this movie, he's loyal to the party, but you kind of slowly see him just be like, what the fuck is going on right now? Creedy's a dirtbag. Big. Uh,
00:51:31
Speaker
Evie arrives at Dietrich's home. That's where she runs to. And he takes takes her to his basement. And he has a lot of art that's illegal. He has he has the Quran. um And, you know, not... What?
00:51:44
Speaker
What? Go ahead. who did do dooooo Yeah, I mean... Look, D-D-D-D's are Hindi. um But... Or Buddhist. Oh, they don't they don't don't fuck with Allah like that?
00:51:58
Speaker
I was like 14%. I was trying to, i was going to try to be sincere here, we've made too many jokes already. But what I wrote, um, she's like, I didn't know you were Muslim. And he's like, I don't have to be Muslim to appreciate like the poetry, which is, it's a good message. You know, it's all right. You're a muzzy.
00:52:15
Speaker
It's all right. I can still respect that. Um, and then they're like one of the goat religions though. Like if you read into it, it's like, yo, this is actually kind of good. Oh really? Have you read into it?
00:52:26
Speaker
A little bit. It's like, It's basically like Christianity, but like not fucking gay. You know mean? It's just like straight up be like, yeah, be good people. Well, speaking of fucking gay, ah as Dietrich's talking to her, she notices some ah risque photos behind him.
00:52:48
Speaker
He sucks cock big and or he gets his cock sucked big. i mean, but it's just by men. It's just, you know, um we cut and ah this lady tells Finch.
00:53:04
Speaker
She tells Finch the toxicology reports all the same. It's fucking house made store bought chemicals. And Finch asks her about this flower that ah V leaves on all his victims. This is Scarlet Carson, which are believed to be extinct.
00:53:19
Speaker
And she used to be a botanist back in her day. And she sees the flower, looks very worried. And Dom calls Finch and tells him to look through the ah files at Lark Hill.
00:53:32
Speaker
Or he, I'm sorry, he found something in the files. It's been cut to Finch meeting up with Dom and everyone in this file is dead, but one woman who disappeared for two years. um And we see Dahlia, who is the ah coroner. She's home and pulls a journal out of her, at her safe and leaves it on her nightstand.
00:53:53
Speaker
And we find out that Dahlia is the lady who ah is the one person who is not dead yet from the Lark Hill tax record. We cut and Dahlia awakens and V is there to kill her.
00:54:07
Speaker
um And she said... like real nice to her. He is real nice to her because I think he... Because I think she shows a sense of remorse. She's like, I once she did regret what I did, but I know I still have to die. But thanks for coming and being nice to me.
00:54:22
Speaker
She says that she didn't know what they were going to do. ah And she feels guilty about it. But V is like, well, I'm not here for what they did do. I'm here for what you did. Like what you did, not what was done.
00:54:34
Speaker
um And she said, you can read my journal. um And he's she he that she's like, are you here to kill me? He's like, yeah, I injected you 10 minutes ago. And he gives her a Carson and she apologizes to him and dies.
00:54:49
Speaker
Finch and Dom pull up, but they're just too late.
Dietrich's Arrest & V's Origins
00:54:52
Speaker
And then Finch has a meeting with Suttler in that fucking dark room with the big TV screen of just Suttler's face. And he says that he read the journal and Suttler said to be best if he put it out of his mind or something else is going to down his throat.
00:55:07
Speaker
I hope it's for my fucking jizz. Yeah, big. Then we hear a voiceover from Dahlia. it's Essentially, she's reading the journal of what happened. and Basically, what happens here is they were trying to do ah some biological warfare experiments on people.
00:55:25
Speaker
Kids! No, on adults, on full grown men and women. And they found this virus that would just like wipe out populations. And as we learn later in the film, because they have this weapon and have the cure for it, instead of releasing it like on other countries, they just drop it inside the country and they use a school as like a epicenter to spread it.
00:55:50
Speaker
But in this, you know, lab of sorts this fucking detention center prothro and that guy lilliman are like kind of big um and they have all the people yeah and of all the people they try to do this kind of biological warfare on only one person survived or was even like relatively doing well um and that person is in cell number five or v in roman numerals aka a v get it um are you fucking listening and on the 5th of november larkill explodes and he emerges and he's screaming he looks like the cover of disturbs indestructible album if you can even honestly i i can see it yeah yeah what's that guy's name isn't it just the guy it's just the guy yep it's just the guy uh great mascot the guy the guy um
00:56:46
Speaker
Next we cut to Evie wakes up at Dietrich's home and Dietrich is making her eggy in the basket. i wish she would fucking plant his seed in my basket. I wish she
00:57:00
Speaker
well she already has the eggies. Uh, yeah, i don' I was just... He needs the... She needs the toast. Give me your fucking toast. Yeah, I want to smell toast like I'm having a fucking stroke.
00:57:13
Speaker
I'm getting stroke smelling toast. Is that what happens when do you have a stroke? You smell toast? They say you smell toast, yeah. Like burning I mean, if I'm going to have a stroke, like toast... pretty good smell.
00:57:24
Speaker
Oh, that's crisp water. Yeah, I want you to sedate me and then fucking murder me like you did to your son, Chris.
00:57:38
Speaker
Um... Like, can if can we just put that out there? but What are we putting out there? that you We want to be sedated and murdered? At least he sedated him first. You know what I mean? With the kid?
00:57:48
Speaker
Yeah. Like, at least he sedated his son before killing him. You know i mean? it's yeah yeah i How did he kill his son? He hung him or he strangled him? I think he strangled him, yeah.
00:57:59
Speaker
Also, the other thing to take into consideration is, yes, he was sedated, but also his son was, what, how old? Five? Six? Very young. Daniel, I think. I mean, it probably it probably took him literally seconds to kill that kid.
00:58:12
Speaker
Like, it probably was no pain. You're just dead. You're just gone, right? There's no struggle. It's not like Benoit was trying to kill, like, Mr. Kennedy. He was killing a five-year-old kid.
00:58:22
Speaker
He was seven. Yeah, i mean, you could kill a seven-year-old pretty quick, Yeah. Yeah, probably. If you're already fucking Jack Crispin wall, he's probably jumping off the top rope. I'm a headbutt, my fucking kid.
00:58:34
Speaker
Yeah, fucking splatter his fucking skull over the fucking pavement. Oh, I've seen this interview. He has a one living son, David, because he wasn't there because he's from a previous marriage. And he's like, yeah, my dad's the fucking goat.
00:58:46
Speaker
thought you were saying he's from a priest. Oh, that's from a priest. No, but he wants his father in Hall of Fame. and I'm like, dog? Yeah, i don't know if you know what your dad did, dude.
00:58:58
Speaker
but people We stand for that. him in the Hall of Fame. Oh, for sure, you know? Yeah, guys separate the art from the artist. just how it is. Michael Jackson fucked kids, but he's fine. He's the king of pop. Why is he the king of pop for?
00:59:09
Speaker
Exactly. He fucked kids. He fucked kids. He hung his son out of a fucking balcony. All Chris did was kill his kid, you know? Yeah, and his wife. Yeah, but fuck that bitch, right? We could lose one fucking woman and a kid, and instead Michael Jackson did irreversible psychological trauma to hundreds of kids, and he's the fucking king of pop, and Chris Bellwatt can't get all of them. What the fuck is that? That's bullshit. I'm fucking sick of this shit. That's fucking bullshit.
00:59:39
Speaker
I just want, like, people who were molested by Michael Jackson are probably fucked up today. Macaulay Culkin. Not okay. Although Macaulay Culkin said nothing happened, but I don't know, man.
00:59:50
Speaker
don't know. Yeah, look in his eyes. Right. Behind those eyes is a lot pain. Right. He was home alone with Michael Jackson. Yeah, was. Big. All right. So anyways, Evie's freaking out because she's having egg in a basket again.
01:00:08
Speaker
um We cut and Finch is doing some research and the he sees the St. Mary's virus killed almost 100,000 people. And Dom walks in and fin
Evie's Transformation & Ideological Debate
01:00:21
Speaker
Finch suggests to him that the government themselves planted this virus.
01:00:25
Speaker
And he has no proof. It's all just a hutch. um We cut and we find out the audio sweeps the government's doing. People are talking about V. None of them actually believe he's dead.
01:00:38
Speaker
We see the letter V just graffitied on walls. And obviously Settler's pissed about all this. i literally You were right. He's literally Zorro.
01:00:49
Speaker
Yeah, he is. Just a V. mr v uh dietrich is like a jimmy fallon or i guess in this case more of jimmy kimmel of sorts he's a late night yeah and uh they go to him and evie watch his show um and he portrays sutler which obviously is not okay but uh they make fun of how he drinks warm milk at night and uh They have like sitting out the show being like, oh, the terrorist is dead and the terrorist is like comically hiding underneath his chair. And then they unmasked the terrorist Scooby-Doo style and his Dietrichs not Dietrich. It's Settler.
01:01:27
Speaker
So there's two Settlers. Can you imagine if like SNL did this in like 2001? Like, it's Bush. Like, oh, wow.
01:01:38
Speaker
It's actually George Bush. He did 9-11. That'd be wild. But they will i mean they would not get in you know as much trouble as this fucking guy gets into. That's true. um
01:01:51
Speaker
So he's like, what's going to happen? I'm going fined. And it's like, bro, you're going to have a lot worse than get fined. um We cut and Dietrich enters Evie's room while she's asleep and she watched him get taken in a black black bag like her fucking mum by Creedy who fucking whacks him with his baton couple times.
01:02:12
Speaker
He's not conducting orchestra. No, he's fucking... He's blacking them out. And I ain't talking... The blacked out TV network. Yeah, I ain't talking... Blacked out.
01:02:24
Speaker
i Like my favorite, my favorite, uh, porn blacked raw black raw is, i mean, it's yeah, it's raw. They fucking give it to, I don't even understand how they can walk afterwards.
01:02:36
Speaker
They really fucking do. ob The biggest dicks you'll ever see in your life. I mean, just fucking pythons. Just fucking yeah crazy. Like, it's probably got tongue and everything in there.
01:02:47
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, you'll get Cobra cream pie, you know i mean? Right, and shout out fucking Santino Morella for the Cobra. yeah Santino, what do you think? Benoit in the Hall of Fame or not?
01:03:03
Speaker
Probably not since he works for WWE. wwe so probably not but honestly like Honestly, don't you think... I know he has like not a lot to say, but don't you think Vince is sitting there like, Hall Famer! He just can't say that because it's such a bad look for him say that?
01:03:21
Speaker
Probably. Right? 100%. I mean, in that sense, he is like V in the way. Like, V is just saying what everybody thinks, but no one's ballsy enough to say it. We need a V to champion Chris. We're the Vs. We're champion Chris Benoit. We're saying what no one else wants to say.
01:03:37
Speaker
What he did was absolutely horrible, but look at everything he did before. You got people like Kurt Angle saying it's it's their best match of their career with this fucking guy. Yeah, that's so sad. He's like, mike my match doesn't exist anymore.
01:03:49
Speaker
It's gone. Can't talk about it. Ridiculous. Redacted. So um fucking Dietrich gets redacted. And then Evie sneaks out this window. And then she still gets captured.
01:04:04
Speaker
And we cut. And she's being interrogated by a person. The silhouette it resembles Creedy. And they want to know where V is. And she's not willing to say. So they process her.
01:04:16
Speaker
And they shave her fucking head. Now she got bald hair. But make no mistake, she got no fat pussy lip. I think she just got bald hair. You think her pussy is fat? No way. I think I've heard somewhere that like if you got roast beef, right, it's just like genetic. like you can't It's not because you got fucking alberts out.
01:04:32
Speaker
yeah Oh, really? like for're fucking If your fucking lips are just dangling, like it's not your fault. Yeah, like you got the turkey gobbler going on. Right, if you got your fucking gobbler on your fucking puss hole instead of like on your fucking throat.
01:04:45
Speaker
Yeah. you know Happy Thanksgiving. You know what I mean? and I'm going stuff you. Yeah. All right. your Stuffing cranberries or no, that shit's gay. You put cranberries much from raberries in stuffing. in stuffing?
01:04:57
Speaker
Yeah. That's a thing. But canned cranberry sauce? Yes. Yeah. Canned cranberry sauce is a big yes. I love canned cranberry sauce. love I'll say this. There's nobody out there, and i don't give a fuck who's listening. There's nobody out there that can make a better homemade cranberry sauce than Ocean Spray's canned cranberry sauce. I'll never, ever pick anything else. It's the best one.
01:05:20
Speaker
I'll die in that fucking hill. I don't care. If my cranberry sauce doesn't have the indentation of the fucking can built I don't fucking want it. It needs to be fucking ripped like the condoms I use. Yeah, right.
01:05:35
Speaker
ah I'm debating keeping that or not. I thought we just leave it for the Grinch episode. I don't know. But it's great. It's a 10. Yeah, and if also, I'm trying to know of cranberry sauce. If you're fucking out there, be like, oh, well I put orange zest in mine. Fuck right off. i don't fucking orange zest in cranberry sauce. I don't fucking care. I literally don't care what you put in your cranberry sauce. It's not ocean spray.
01:05:58
Speaker
It's not. It's just it is And if you feed me ocean spray, I will spray my seed into your fucking snatch hole. I'm just trying to like spray all over fucking... will window wash your odry. Odrys?
01:06:10
Speaker
Ovaries. Window wash your ovaries? Yeah.
01:06:17
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah, I get it. You know? My dick is a sand snake.
01:06:25
Speaker
me don't know. I don't know. Take my fucking dick and right up in your ass.
01:06:34
Speaker
Yeah, I get it. All right. Well, I understand. Uh-huh. Coming in full circle. i don't I don't know what i'm saying anymore.
Valerie's Story & Marginalization
01:06:41
Speaker
So her she got a bald head and she's locked in a cell. She also gets fucking sprayed with water and they leave her food that even a a fucking mouse wouldn't eat.
01:06:51
Speaker
um And then she gets a note slid to her ah on toilet paper. And it's from Valerie who says that ah she's going to die in this fucking cell, but she might as well write her autobiography. So someone fucking knows.
01:07:03
Speaker
Um, and she's a lesbian big, uh, and she was told that it was just a phase, but she didn't grow that shit. And she tongued down at least three women. Bare minimum.
01:07:14
Speaker
So, yeah so the first one she met was Christina in like grade school. And, uh, then, oh, Christina wasn't the first one. I'm sorry. Christina was the lady that she was with when she told her parents, uh, that she was a lesbian big and they disowned her.
01:07:29
Speaker
She's like, i don't like sausage in my stuffing. Nah, nuh-uh. Sausage and stuffing kind of bangs. That's great, yeah. ah We cut to Evie getting dunked in ah water, refusing to tell them where V is or anything about him.
01:07:45
Speaker
And then gets passed another letter from Valerie, who says she starred ah in a film called The Salt Flats, which is where she meets Ruth the Dyke.
01:07:57
Speaker
i don't know how Ruth the Dyke. You wrote that Ruth the Dyke? I wrote Ruth the Dyke, yeah. Shout to Ruth the Dyke. And shout out Jackson Behavioral Health. It's been a minute since I've shouted you out. True.
01:08:08
Speaker
Our first sponsor. And her and Ruth started a life together. And then when the war started and Settler comes to power, obviously lesbians and gays were just not allowed.
01:08:21
Speaker
And Ruth was taken while she was grocery shopping. And then Val was taken. And obviously Val eventually dies in the cell. We cut and Evie is told she has one last chance to give any kind of information or she'll be taken out behind the chemical shed and just put down, you know?
01:08:40
Speaker
Yeah. We're going to fuck her first. Don't get it. all Don't get it twisted. I'm going to fuck her after. What are we talking about here? After she's dead? Yeah. Shout out to Poughkeepsie types. Shout out to them.
01:08:52
Speaker
She doesn't cooperate and ah she gets placed back in her cell. And then a man walks in and tells her it's time to be shot. And he's like, come on, just tell him something.
01:09:03
Speaker
And she's like, no, I won't. um And then he tells her that she has no fear and she's free. And he just walks away and leaves the door open. And she investigates and she's in these.
01:09:17
Speaker
She's in the shadow gallery. You know? Now, when, she's like
01:09:27
Speaker
yeah now when like, on a first ever viewing, when you when you like realize this, you're like, holy shit. Like, it's pretty mind-blowing. It is. Absolutely. I mean, it's big spoiler big. So you can probably watch the movie before you listen to this. Right. You're like, wow.
01:09:40
Speaker
Like, whoa, she's in the fucking place. I talk about these movies like people have seen it, and I just don't know. I mean, this is a big one, though. This is big. Yeah, you're right. Big. I remember watching the commercials.
01:09:53
Speaker
I'll be honest. Yeah, commercials on TV for, like, the trailers. And it the trailers were completely, like, not how the movie is.
01:10:04
Speaker
No. Misleading? Very misleading. Not much has changed in fucking 20 years because we still have shows that are misleading. Like, in the trailer, I remember, like...
Misleading Movie Trailers Discussion
01:10:13
Speaker
I guess he does. V does torture her. So that's fine.
01:10:16
Speaker
But a little bit. You just think it's complete. Like V's just like a complete fucking maniac, which he is. But like, it's kind of like he's 100% villain. Like he's just doing this shit to be an he's like an antihero.
01:10:28
Speaker
Yeah. But he's like a good antihero. Yeah. I mean, that's kind of their whole thing. They go about it wrong, but yeah. Uh,
01:10:38
Speaker
uh and v so v walks out like hey what's up girl and he's like what the fuck are you in the waterboarding yeah i know you would be and this is the only i mean obviously he went about it wrong i think is the simple answer i just can't wrap my head around this part of like she's like why did you do this and he's like you asked live without fear which i don't remember her doing but uh This was like his way of like removing fear from her life of being scared of
V's Intentions & Transformation
01:11:04
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anything.
01:11:04
Speaker
By mentally fucking destroying her. And she has an asthma attack and he's able to calm her down. But she has to go outside and he takes her out. And we realize V's little fortress is underneath Lark Hill Detention Center. That's where he's hiding.
01:11:19
Speaker
Which is... ah Beyond the quarantine zone, you can't be going past the quarantine zone. It's no good out there. The media is telling you there's fucking diseases out there you can catch. you know, there's probably not fucking Ebola, all sorts of shit.
01:11:30
Speaker
It's like fallout. Yeah. And in the story, Val story, there's this part where her grandmother would tell her that God is in the rain. And when V takes her outside, it's raining. So she's like, God is in the rain. And it's supposed to be like this massive moment.
01:11:43
Speaker
I just don't. believe in god and i don't believe he's in the rain he's definitely not in the rain you know where that rain came from it's from let me tell you right things evaporate yeah water cycle and then it fucking participates for i think it condensates first then it participates
Valerie's Letters & V's Motivation
01:12:02
Speaker
say evaporate precipitate precipitate not participate yeah that one yeah you know what im very i mean know i said participate big yeah So that's and that's science for you.
01:12:15
Speaker
And then Evie obviously is going to leave now. And v is going to let her leave because she didn't fucking rat on him. He to vet her, you know, to just fucking make sure she wasn't going to fucking rat.
01:12:26
Speaker
um And he asked if she wants to dance. She's like what the fuck are you talking about? ah And she goes to give him back the toilet paper because she thinks that he made it up. But it's actually based on a real person that he knew.
01:12:38
Speaker
Or didn't know, but you know she but he was in the cell and the lady in four or six was passing these letters. He's like, I didn't believe it either, but it turned out to be true. And he has a big shrine dedicated to this lady, which is kind of gay.
01:12:50
Speaker
And then Evie's like, oh, this is all about what they did to to him and to Valerie. And they created a monster. But... That's a little narrow-minded, of like, oh, it's just about what happened to you It's like, yeah, what what happened to him was fucking atrocious, but also, like, the government has taken has stripped everybody of ah their rights. Right. The same people that did this to me. Which is of more of what it's about.
01:13:16
Speaker
Yeah, the same people that did this to me are fucking everybody over. Right. ah V asks to see her one more time before the 5th of November because make no mistake, this movie takes place over a fucking year.
01:13:29
Speaker
Right. ah And she's like, yeah, I guess. And she leaves and V's fucking pissed because he fucked it up big. ah We cut to a meeting with Suttler and Dascom is talking about they have pretty tight security detail and the highest percentage chance of an attack on parliament will be through and airborne attack.
Government Fear Tactics & Corruption
01:13:49
Speaker
And then finn Finch suggests the old tunnels that have been since clogged by the government. And Settler's like, what the fuck are you talking about, bro?
01:14:01
Speaker
Like, you're out of your fucking mind. There's no way. And he's like, look, we're at a fucking tipping point here. You need to put the fear of God on these fucking people right now. They need to be following us because that's how they have power is fear. Right. um So we see a montage of media outlets shitting on the US um and how like they're using fucking water coupons.
01:14:20
Speaker
I mean, you thought welfare was bad. What you need water fucking coupons? They also blame ah V for the plague outbreak at St. Mary's. um We cut to Dom who's found a lead because he knows a guy who knew three of the OG black baggers.
01:14:38
Speaker
of them was. Wow. I mean, they're the black. they're black bag i think they call them OGs, but like they're OG black baggers. right And this guy, William Rokewood,
01:14:49
Speaker
Um, and they're like, ah it's
Rokewood's Information & Government Actions
01:14:54
Speaker
a familiar name. And Finch has an email from Rokewood who is reaching out, asking to meet with him. Uh, so they go meet with him at a St. Mary's Memorial and Rokewood tells Finch and Dom, he's like, you have all the information. You just need to put it in order. You need a fucking story.
01:15:10
Speaker
And you know what I'm good at telling stories. Call me JK Rowling. Wow. I'm about tell you a fucking-
01:15:20
Speaker
Yeah. JK Rowling doesn't like the gays either. So it kind of makes sense. Makes sense. But V's all for it. Yeah. um So the story goes. I like when women lick each other's pussies.
01:15:32
Speaker
Big. Yeah. I like when I touch my tip against another man's tip. That's. I mean, that's all. I just want to fucking do that. I want to. What's that called? Docking. Yeah. When you stick your. Yeah.
01:15:45
Speaker
Yep. Yeah. um So this story is told this kind of a montage, but essentially Settler comes to power and he says with no regard for political process um and he starts a bio weapon kind of facility project.
01:16:02
Speaker
And like i was saying earlier, they, this virus they created, ah they can use. And he suggests that Creedy comes along a spider as he calls them.
01:16:13
Speaker
And He's like, guys, I got this fucking wild idea. I mean, let me know. But like, don't you also fucking hate gays, Muslims, ah homosexuals, like Muslims. I think I just said the same two words for a time. yeah had Different variations. i Yeah, there was someone else. Gypsies, probably. Don't you just probably um guys fucking wish we were all just whites?
01:16:33
Speaker
Don't even get me fucking started on those Eskimos. Yeah. Or the fucking blacks. Like, shouldn't we just clean them out? And he's like, what if, I mean, just hear me out. What if instead of like attacking and like in another country, we just drop it in our fucking country.
01:16:47
Speaker
And people are like, whoa! You know? don't know. What the fuck is that?
01:16:53
Speaker
Headband in your hand? What do you got there? Oh, it's the mic bag. Oh, okay. i mean just I've been just fidgeting with it. yeah coin with Yeah, just on the top. All right. They all go, whoa, whoa, bro, we can't. don you What are you, fucking insane?
01:17:06
Speaker
And he goes, yo, hear me out, hear me out. We take Suttler, right?
Suttler's Power & Sinister Narrative
01:17:10
Speaker
We take his... mess and we put them and we put them underground because you're underground nothing can hurt you we put them in a storm shelter big we call it john goodman we say yo get all your shit from 10 cloverfield lane stick that shit in his fucking office all right after that we gotta fucking drop this weapon on these motherfucking muzzies okay on these fucking towel heads
01:17:34
Speaker
I'm not saying this. Creedy's saying this. Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? And now, how are we going to spread it big? All well, you got to start with the fucking seed. So we're gonna drop it in a school where all the kids are because all their fucking offspring, dead.
01:17:47
Speaker
Can't fucking make any more now, can you? They're all fucking dead. Next place we're going to drop it, the fucking tube. You know what the tube is? The fucking subway where everyone gets on and off and commutes through fucking London. We'll kill a lot of people that way.
01:17:59
Speaker
You know where else we're going to drop it? In the fucking water. you know what people need to survive? Water. So we do all that. We kill all these people and they're going to be terrified. Then we bring this motherfucker to power.
01:18:15
Speaker
You know what mean? We say, hey, this guy has all the answers. This guy goes, i know you're scared. We're going to do this to fix it. And then magically he's like, don't worry.
01:18:25
Speaker
We're working on a cure. And then if I went, if and when I get elected, a cure will be ready. And then Hey guys, thanks for electing me. Here's a credit.
01:18:36
Speaker
Let me, or here's the, what did credit? credit. What is it?
01:18:42
Speaker
What is the word? Cure? Here's the cure. Yeah. Here's the cure. Let me just give all the money to my pedophile friends. Yeah. Does this sound familiar? um COVID.
01:18:54
Speaker
So that's his plan. Everyone's like, man i mean, killing gays and
Extremist Ideologies & Historical Comparisons
01:19:00
Speaker
Muslims. I mean, that's a lot. And then someone that was probably like, yo, if you throw blacks and Jews in, I'm game. And everyone else like, yeah, you know what? He's got a point.
01:19:07
Speaker
Let's fucking kill them all. Whites only and bad teeth. Let's do it. both of This is starting to sound familiar. Something happened in the forties, but I can't put my fucking finger on it. You know I mean?
01:19:23
Speaker
be That's fucking wild. i don't know how much I can keep in. What are we going to call this one? The fucking purge. Yeah. This is the cleanse.
01:19:34
Speaker
It is. Yeah. um We're just going to call it. It's a bit dirty, isn't it? Just got to clean it up.
01:19:47
Speaker
London's a bit dirty. We got to clean it up.
01:19:52
Speaker
All right. So that's his that that was a story that Rokewood told, but he didn't tell it like that. I kind of just did my own thing there. You know, he's spitballing. But to be fair, as far as the facts of this movie, after Suttler's elected, there is a cure that's just dropped. that Yeah. Hey, new cure drop.
01:20:09
Speaker
Yo, I got to go cop that shit. Hold on. You got to get in line in the queue and hope you fucking hit. Yeah. And then, you know, he's elected, it but then decides, you know, fuck all this shit. I'm going to be high chancellor. I'm going to the almighty fucking dictator here.
01:20:25
Speaker
um So Finch and Dom hear this story. They're like, oh, I mean, I'm fucking wet. weeey This is all you're looking for. We to take you into custody now. this shit hit And he goes, look, man, I need you to put Creedy under so much surveillance.
01:20:37
Speaker
He can't feel like he's jerking off without getting fucking cucked because you're watching. All right.
V's Deal Proposal & Political Manipulations
01:20:42
Speaker
Now, when you do all that shit, I'll step in and I'll i'll come find you guys. So we talked to Creedy.
01:20:50
Speaker
I just spit everywhere. And he's doing some gardening inside of it. He's like a greenhouse. um Some real gay shit.
01:21:00
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and
01:21:07
Speaker
All right. So, yeah. He's guarding his home and V shows up. He's got that fucking tip. You know it goes. Shout out to Harry Potter. Shout out to Snape.
01:21:19
Speaker
And he says that Stutler obviously doesn't trust him anymore. And, you know, if shit goes south, he has to fucking give up somebody and or a.k.a. a piece of meat. And that's going to be greedy. Make no mistake.
01:21:31
Speaker
And you need to think of another plan big to, ah you know, get yourself out of this. And he's like, if you bring me Settler, I'll give you me. But not the T's. well Just the LGBT's. Fuck the T's. ah no these are getting The D's are doing too good with the T's. So now I can't tell if they got a B or a V. You know what I mean? happens I don't know what the fuck is going on. Yeah, it's not easy I'm going to kill myself.
01:22:05
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So we cut to EV, who's watching The Count of Monte Cristo. ha we cut to Finch, who gets a call from a guy saying he found Rokewood. He was one of the John Does, and it's a complete dental fucking match. So this dude been dead for like 20 fucking years, guy.
01:22:24
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um And V, you know, he has a thing for theatrics. As we know, he dressed up as fucking Creedy. He dressed up as Rokewood. Big. Um, and you know, Finch is sitting there saying he has a hunch, a hunch about what's going to happen because he went to Larkill because he had to fucking see it.
01:22:40
Speaker
and we see a montage and this part has always been the absolute fucking funniest thing to me. It's like V is doing all his playing to blow up parliament. All this fucking work's been to it. Hey man, well at some point time, he has time to just set all these fucking dominoes. You know, he's like, just op where, where do you get the time for this?
01:23:00
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Yeah, I mean, he just sets all these dominoes up. ah We see he also somehow without being traced has Guy Fawkes' mask shipped to every citizen in London.
01:23:15
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Yeah, we see this little girl who is wearing a V-mask and she's running around and a fingerman shoots her. Not with his piece, with like a gun. And ah we see Suttler just fucking rip it into Creedy because they haven't found this guy yet.
01:23:29
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um and um there's been riots in all this starts riots and we cut to evie who visits uh v and it's the fourth it's the day before it's been a whole year and he's shocked that she's managed to go unidentified not found undetected unprotected
01:23:54
Speaker
So I see you're off the radar. Undetected. There you go. I was to unprotected. Like she's fucking getting rinsed. um Yeah. And first of all, V, she has a fucking buzz cut. And she's also using a fake ID.
01:24:06
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um And she says her friends didn't even recognize her in public. And V asks her to dance with him. And they do because, make no mistake, he's a thro. Yeah.
01:24:18
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Finch decides he's going to looking in the tunnels for V again. ah V shows Evie, the underground tunnel leading to parliament. And he has a train cart full of explosives. And it took him about 10 years, but he cleared the tunnel all the way to parliament.
01:24:31
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um And he says the train is is his gift to her. And you can do what you want with it. You can pull a trigger or not. Up to you. And he's going to meet his fucking maker. Yeah.
01:24:45
Speaker
And then I, this is only a part that, i mean, not only, but this is a part that kind doesn't work for me. All of a sudden, she's like, kind of like wants to run off with him. Like, why even throw this angle in there? Like, we can leave together. And it's like, no, bro, you fucking can't, dude. Like, you're going to, with this fucking guy?
01:24:58
Speaker
Really? It's like, you fucking hated him and you were giving him two, like literally 30 seconds ago. That's one problem I have. And now you want to run off with him. I'm like, just don't put this angle in here. Don't that.
01:25:13
Speaker
I want to fuck him, yeah but now I don't want to fuck him. yeah But what if his dick it looks like Freddy Krueger, but I kind of want to feel all the bumps inside me. I'm so torn.
01:25:26
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Then I'm going get this fucking puss in my puss. Then what do I do? I can't go to the doctor. They're looking for me. And what?
01:25:39
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No.
01:25:41
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yes She fucking walks in the doctor, he goes, let me guess, alopecia? She's like, no, I goted i got coming out of my pus bad. I'm fucking oozing, doc. i need you to check my snatch hole. This infection, big.
01:25:57
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gotta look at this shit. um I'm oozing big. um I got the ooze.
01:26:08
Speaker
And then she kisses his fucking mask. Like, who cares? um And she's upset that she doesn't even know who he is. But that's the whole fucking point of the movie, bitch, is he's an idea. He's not a person. He's a fucking... He's an idea. Like Batman, you fucking idiot.
01:26:22
Speaker
um Seller gives a speech on TV. ah But obviously no one's home because they're all going to fucking stomp on Parliament. ah V meets up with Creedy, who...
01:26:34
Speaker
ah has all his men with him and they drag Settler out. Um, and V, uh, finally fucking see Settler and gives him a ah Carson.
01:26:44
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Uh, and I will say it's very weird, but he asked Creed to kill him and Creed goes disgusting. Every time I see something gross, I, I hear that in my head.
01:26:55
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If I find something like gross in the walk-in or whatever, not that it happens a lot, but if I do, and just go disgusting. I just fucking throw it out. Um, And Creedy shoots him in the head.
01:27:09
Speaker
Creedy then demands for V take his fucking mask off, but that's not going to happen. And these two officers try to do it, but he slices him up. um And then ah essentially what happens next is V's like, listen, dude, I'm going fucking kill you. And if all your guys empty their clips into me and I'm still fucking alive, you're going to die.
01:27:32
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ah So they fucking unload on this bitch on this bitch on V and, uh, I mean, I've never taken it from eight guys, but it can't be easy. There's like fucking eight guys in here and he just fucking takes it.
01:27:46
Speaker
Yeah.
V's Resilient Fight Scene
01:27:47
Speaker
Are you taking the, yeah, I mean, and so he's still standing and he goes, my turn. And he, you proceed to watch in slow motion him fucking, uh, take out eight men with these, ah
01:28:02
Speaker
I don't know what to tell you, cuz. um He takes these guys out, slow-mo. It's a little bit too much slow-mo for me, honestly. And then he grabs Creedy by the fucking neck and chokes him out.
01:28:16
Speaker
As he predicted. um And then he tells, ah you know, Creedy, before he chokes him out, I just skipped the whole fucking line, but...
01:28:26
Speaker
He's trying to, Kree's trying to shoot himself and he won't die. And he's like, why won't you die? And he's saying Ascension, but under his mask, he's not just flesh and bones. He's an idea and ideas are bulletproof. And that line, yeah when Hugo Weaving hits that ideas are bulletproof line and fucking snaps this guy's neck, that shit hits big.
01:28:46
Speaker
That shit hits big. So he's dead. And then V pulls his fucking metal tray out of his fucking chest. Right. It's protection, but it didn't fucking work. You know, like if he was a woman, he'd be pregnant.
01:28:58
Speaker
ah And then he kind of limps back to the train and dies in Evie's arms. And she puts him in the fucking train because what else you going to fucking do with him? um Yeah.
Evie's Symbolic Train Explosion
01:29:10
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Ride him. ah We see the citizens march on parliament and the military standing outside has heard no word from Creedy or Settler because they're fucking dead. Uh, so they do nothing.
01:29:23
Speaker
Um, and Evie's about to send the fucking train and, Finch pulls up and tells her not to. but she's like, no. And she just sends it anyways.
01:29:34
Speaker
Um, and we hear the 1812 overture play again and they all watch parliament blow the fuck up. He was all of fireworks Evie and Finch watch and he's like who was he and she's like you know he's anybody because he's not he's an idea he's fucking Edmond Dantes and Parliament blows up and that is the end of ah V for Vendetta.
01:30:02
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This movie, I mean for sure contemplate jumping into a four and a half, but I'm just going to fucking stand on business here and just say it's five because I'm a fucking fraud and a lot of this probably is nostalgia carrying you a little bit and it probably isn't a five, but I got tell you, dude, I fucking love this movie. Yeah, that's fine.
01:30:20
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I feel like the last time I rated this, I gave it a four and a half. And I think I watched it maybe three years ago. ah Maybe two years ago, two Novembers ago.
01:30:32
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I'm going to drop it to a four, ah but no mistake about it, it's still a great film. Yeah.
01:30:39
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No, I know. yeah I know. i
01:30:43
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Oh, because your text was very concerning. no No, because I feel like... I just wanted to let you know because I thought you were going be pissed off at it. I didn't give it a five.
01:30:59
Speaker
I just want to say, i just want to say i mean, this movie, as far as political relevance, you can, anytime from 2020 to this podcast, and who knows in the future, it it it resonates at some point time.
01:31:12
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i mean, government's always been corrupt, though. Like, there's never been a time where it's been like, yee-haw, I mean, maybe like fucking 1776, Yeah, you know, we're all we we're all on the fucking same page.
01:31:23
Speaker
Yes, I don't know. it's it I might actually have to face my fears of dropping to a four and a half, but I fucking love this movie. Hey, man, if if you if you feel strong about it, stick with your gut.
01:31:37
Speaker
That's the thing. I think my gut is like four and a half and it's like, maybe I should drop just because of those, those like little like nuanced things. You're like, that doesn't make sense. but It's also like, it's also like I fucking have, I knew going into this watch at the fucking Nally Portman's whole character thing with him didn't really make any sense.
01:31:54
Speaker
You know? Uh, that part though is really like kind of crucial and it kind of doesn't make sense. Like from the get she should have been like, yo, this guy's fucking off his rocker. He ain't doing too many good things. This ain't the right way.
01:32:06
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No, not the right way to go about it.
01:32:10
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Um,
01:32:13
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But the performances are great, I feel like. And the overall matching holds its time. And I think V is a fucking great anti-villain. He's an icon at this point. What the fuck?
01:32:24
Speaker
Why anti-villain? Anti-hero? That was my fucking mind, I think. Anti-hero along the the the lines of a Punisher, Deadpool. Who else we got?
01:32:38
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view envy and V. End of list. so That's the three, right? Big three. That's the one. ah What am I doing here? Oh, well, next week. ah Well, let's do a plug it in first. I'm all backwards.
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01:33:27
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01:33:59
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Yeah. By time I get there, by time I get there, like seven. But then Boston traffic. Ah, it would not be seven. It'd be later than seven for sure. 930, 10 at the max.
01:34:10
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Yeah. You're hitting traffic big. Yeah. And then some fucking idiot is going fucking crash our Nissan Altima. And it's just like, what the fuck are we doing? Yeah. Into me. And I don't like that. Yeah. ah Next, week we have an episode for you on this movie called Die, My Love.
01:34:25
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that's the That's that joint with what's his name? Robert. Robert and Jennifer. Lawrence. That bitch. Yeah. Hunger Games, bitch. I'm fucking hungry for her fucking cooter. it is.
01:34:40
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And...
01:34:43
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so is ah and That's all I have to say. and we'll see you guys next week. Toodles.