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MOTW Episode 4-2: Weekend at Sally's
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The boys from Sierra continue their investigation into Sally's disappearance and the strange magical disturbances they felt back at the dorms. Khepri exchanges pleasantries with a Skeletaur, Sally takes a potion from a stranger, while Oscar and Luke struggle to walk down a flight of stairs.
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Introductions and Recap
00:00:15
Speaker
Thanks for watching!
00:00:33
Speaker
Howdy, everyone. This is Monster of the Week, and we are role players. Role players, sound off. Adam. Yup. Amy. Hey. Adrian. I'm not locked into role 20. No, you're not. And David.
00:00:56
Speaker
David. David. That's what his name is. That's what his name is twice. And this is episode two of the thing with Sally's house.
Sally's Mysterious Teleportation
00:01:10
Speaker
What do we do last night?
00:01:14
Speaker
Well Oscar was very confused about well Adrian was very confused as well About where everyone was Sally we learned has a voice that's not that's actually more normal than the one she uses in front of people We also she is in some mysterious dark room that Jack the dark master took her to after teleporting her to Her original house that she was removed from by Sierra
00:01:45
Speaker
And Luke was trying to help make sense of all of the confusion that Oscar was feeling And dorm rooms where Sally disappeared and Capri is currently sitting crisscross applesauce also in the dark place that he tried to find Sally and Dennis anything Excellent recap Justin
00:02:06
Speaker
Justin asked Justin said what happened last week.
Oscar and Luke's Quest Begins
00:02:09
Speaker
I thought he was asking us. It's called delegation So you do when you're in charge anyway That's that's where we were so so let's let's start back with our little pals Lucas and Oscar Beckett
00:02:28
Speaker
in Sally's little apartment in the dormitory building. So you guys are there. You just figured out that she teleported from there, not to there. And I feel like that's where you guys left. That's all you really did. I can't remember. But yeah, that's where you're at. Go for it. OK, so Oscar, we're clear on the direction of the teleportation. We're very clear, yes.
00:02:56
Speaker
Okay, so... No misunderstanding is happening here. Yeah, so Capri hasn't come back yet. He probably means he ran into trouble. Probably. So would you want to go get him? Sure. I'm betting he went to Sally's place. You could also get some chicken wings on the way. What? You could also get some chicken wings on the way. He wants to get some chicken on the way.
00:03:24
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, are you hungry? We can stop somewhere. Yeah. OK, well, we'll stop, get some chicken, and then it's about how long is the drive out there, God? I feel like it made me, we didn't really say, but I'm going to say maybe like an hour, because you guys drove her here from the first time you met her, so it's like she's not too far out. Well, we're going to make an exception to the no eating in my car rule. Yay. All right, let's roll. And then we're going to go to my vehicle. I'll get at it, start it, check the bombs and traps, go to schools.
00:03:54
Speaker
little green goals. I'm checking the glove department. Are there any green goals in there? Oh, good. You say gringles. I love those things. Pringles in the trunk. Sweet. What flavor are they?
00:04:13
Speaker
Uh, I feel like Luke would like sour cream and onion for some reason. Yeah. Yeah. It's not bad. If you're getting a Pringle, it's gotta be sour cream and onion.
Driving Hazards and Humor
00:04:26
Speaker
he just genuine dust and throws it away so i don't think i had to be that much of a thing in the last episode but uh... we can't forget luke you're pretty uh... you're pretty uh... shwasted a little bit right now you sober up and heard that alert but you you're still you still have only been like twenty five minutes oh shit
00:04:54
Speaker
I feel like he only had like three beers and he was drunk. I don't know. Yeah. It's lightweight. He didn't have a lunch. Nope. Oh, wait. Yeah. Forgot. He is wasted. All right. Well, he's going to go drunk driving, I guess. I don't really have much of another choice. Oscar can drive. We can't promote this. Let them drive. All right. Oscar, how many beers have you had?
00:05:22
Speaker
Oscar, how much did you drink? Oscar, how much did you drink? I didn't drink anything. Oh, really? OK. Do you know how to drive stick? Well. Do you know how to drive manual? Do you know how to drive a manual transmission car? Yeah.
00:05:35
Speaker
OK, great. You're driving some fucking. And he's in. He's got pukes all over or something and. Just talking about his life. Capri shoes. Yeah, it's somewhere. Somewhere it gets teleported. The cameras like Capri gets like a great. Oh, he doesn't actually do that because it's gross. Lucas Lucas. Roll act under pressure, Luke, to keep your keep your chunks down. Real cool.
00:06:04
Speaker
Say anything Justin get it roll 20. There you are. I rolled a 12. So I'm good. Yeah, I did Right. Yeah, you fucking you're good, man Should I want to drive?
Capri's Search and Sally's Escape
00:06:15
Speaker
You got it you got a motorcycle
00:06:19
Speaker
Okay Okay, so you guys Well, it's real good seeing you guys but you guys be driving for an hour so I see what the other guys doing while you get there so uh back to Back to Capri as he sits. What are you doing every? still sitting
00:06:39
Speaker
Wow. We'll check back in later with him. Riveting stuff. Yep. Sally. I'm just honoring the end of the episode. Hello. Hello. You're carrying a dark master down a creep down a dark.
00:07:03
Speaker
tunnel i think i was running i think i heard kepri and i started sprinting and running at like full tilt that's right you did uh so yeah you're running full tilt uh oh my god she's very out of shape and she smokes a lot sally calm down
00:07:27
Speaker
You're gonna be dead by the time he gets to the end of this tunnel. We have to get away. He's dumb. Listen, he's, he may as well be on the moon. He's, he's, he's lost an amaze now. Oh. Yeah. I mean, we might bump into him. I mean, we could, right? Yeah. We'll be. Can I, can I shoot him if we see him? I don't know about that. I don't know. I don't really care, I guess.
00:07:58
Speaker
I'm trying to think what would be the most interesting way to go about this, Sally. I wouldn't say what happens. All right. What are we doing down here? Well, we're going to go to the like, you know, the little basically like the shrine I told you about at the end of this time, at the end of this thing. I'm going to try and make you stronger, Sally. I say really. Oh, maybe stronger. Maybe I get out.
00:08:26
Speaker
of my realm. I can fully emerge into this realm. That'd be really cool. But we'll see.
00:08:36
Speaker
But I need you to get better. Yeah, because there's OK. Yeah, there's remember I told you, you're going to be part of, you know, reshaping the world, changing the world, Sally. Sally. Yeah. Yeah. I need you to be like twice what you are now. And I want to be here when that happens. So I need you to be stronger so you can bring me back. I got to grow up. I could give me.
00:09:06
Speaker
Am I going to get taller? I mean, if you, if you, if you want, I mean, that would be actually be really convenient for me because I don't talk to a toddler all the time. But then if we just, but then you still the mind of a toddler and it's in the, in the body of an eight, like a teenager, whatever. I don't know. I'm eight. You are there. Don't you remember? I'm eight. Yeah. I'm a, I'm a being beyond time. So I really, eight years to me is like, I don't know what that is. Okay. That's like, that's like pocket change. Okay.
00:09:37
Speaker
So no, I'm a stuffed animal.
Capri's Labyrinthine Battle
00:09:41
Speaker
Do you have pockets? Do you have pockets in here? Do you have my hands in here? Yeah, why don't you check them? Just like flipping them upside down, looking at this little stuffed animal hips. Just don't stop. Can you keep walking, Sally, while you're doing this, please? Oh, yeah. I mean, I mean, maybe a timeless being, but, you know, my time is very valuable. Let's go.
00:10:05
Speaker
Am I going in the right direction? Yeah, you're going down this tunnel, which is only a one-way tunnel right now. I don't know if you noticed that. There's a fork. Oh, did you see that fork? You mean like... How good... Your eyes... I think your magic sucked when you did that. I think your eyes... How do you see that far down?
00:10:27
Speaker
I'm like a bat baby. I got that knuckle location. Yeah, that's the interest of the maze down there. That's how we keep people we don't want from getting into the deeper levels. Can I kick Capri into a hole? Can you put Capri in a hole? That would use as me. Can I kick him? Kick him into a hole? You could probably try. I don't know if that would really work out.
00:10:54
Speaker
You make me bigger I could kick him into a hole All right. Well if you we'll see what happens if you want to be bigger, maybe we'll maybe we'll work it out She's just gonna be a giant You know I could I could throw you into like an inter interdimensional like time pocket where you would just
00:11:17
Speaker
You would age and develop. You might have a little, um, like I'm saying before, still probably, even if I did that, that would, that would make your, your mind grow with you, but you still wouldn't be doing a lot while you were there. So you'd probably still have a little mental, uh, lack of development. So maybe we shouldn't do that. I just want to be tall and pretty, like those ladies on the TV, you know, like judge Judy.
00:11:42
Speaker
Yeah, but you see, if we put an eight-year-old's mind into Judge Judy's body, that's not a good look for us. Bring in the dancing lobsters. Just keep going.
00:11:57
Speaker
Well, I want to be Judge Judy when I grow up. That's great. Don't we all? The guy wanted to be in the body of Judge Mills Lane, but we can't always get what we want. Let's get what we want. Yeah. OK, Sally, here's the thing. Just keep walking. We'll get down to that maze. Maybe we'll pick up your friend, Kepri. He might he might try and fuck things up, though. Strong word.
00:12:27
Speaker
He's coming. He's close. Close thing you got, I guess, you know. Doo doo doo, Mr. Jack. But yeah, doo doo doo. Just keep walking, Sally. OK. There's some riveting material we got here, Sally. Left foot in front of the other left, right, left, right, yeah.
00:12:47
Speaker
Can I hear her singing? Or shouting left foot and right foot? Yeah, but as you're sitting there, Keppri, you start to hear a low grumble, like some sort of creature, perhaps. He's here. Time for my honey bread. Oh, wait. That's not me. Do I know what direction I hear it from? Why don't you roll some sharp? Oh, good. My best skill. Let's do that.
00:13:14
Speaker
Let's do it. Um, sharp. I did give myself a plus one, so I don't have a zero on there. So it's a little less shitty. Oh, that's good. Eight. That's an eight. All right. So, uh, you, uh, you kind of feel like it's coming from your right down the one passageway, which as you've been sitting here, you've been looking back and forth. They haven't changed since the first time they changed. Could I call that the read a bad situation role? I guess so.
00:13:41
Speaker
Can I ask a question? Yeah, go ahead, fella. Are there any dangers that I haven't noticed? Any dangers you haven't noticed? Yeah, you feel like this thing you're hearing is going. And you hear like a slight like metallic scraping. If it's dragging something or something hit the wall. Oh, God, it's pyramid head. No. Oh, no. Yeah, you feel like that's bad news bears.
00:14:09
Speaker
OK. Well, you know, I'm not here to tussle with any monsters. I'm here to find Sally. So I suppose I'll stand up and go back around that corner from where I was sitting and go back down the hallway. All right. Just just tread lightly now that I know that there's possibly a dangerous beast in the in the area. Yeah. I also got you turn left. Walking promenade style and
00:14:37
Speaker
how do you there's like it slopes downward actually and um there's another little uh two split offs t-junction kind of thing huh uh i go to the left go to the left again yeah i'm just gonna keep going in a circle all right so uh you turn left and it slopes down slightly and there's a t-junction in front of you
00:15:02
Speaker
I go left again. You turn left and it slopes down slightly and there's a T-jax in the front. I go left one more time. What do you like to do? What should I do here? I'm going to make you roll.
00:15:29
Speaker
uh-huh uh let's just say let's do we did a bit of it uh i'm gonna use the word let's be weird let's do weird real weird any okay i got another eight okay um so now you're on like a straight away and uh it's pretty long straight away there's a couple points to where you just there's paths that intersect with it on either side and and you start hearing ahead of you again
00:16:00
Speaker
Oh, good. I was actually hoping that I would like to. Let's see. No, that's not going to work. OK, I think I'm going to call out. I'm going to call out and see if Sally can hear me. It's just just yelling.
00:16:28
Speaker
I'm just going to yell. I don't care. I'm going to have my hand on the hilt of my blade just in case I need to activate it. But I'm just going to like chill for a second. I'm just going to call out, you know. Sally, it's your old friend, Kepri. Do I hear him? You do not, Sally. But Kepri, you hear, ugh, ugh.
00:16:57
Speaker
And you hear her voice has gotten a lot deeper. Like a pit pad of feet, heavy feet. Well, she's gotten bigger, too. Maybe she fell like a her wish. Oh, oh, oh. I light up my sword. All right. So I can see better. So you hear the pitter patter. And do you want to go anywhere else? Because I don't know where you are.
00:17:28
Speaker
All right. So after like a minute, uh, this, uh, from around the corner is big, this big motherfucking, this big lug comes around. He's like, it's a lug. I haven't seen one of those. He's got like gross ash, like rotted meat body, uh, with like bones, like sticking out, like not like fucked up bones, but like it's got like more bones. They should like protruding as like, as like armor and shit kind of almost, you know? And, uh, you just got like a big skull for a head with like big horn stick off of it.
00:17:56
Speaker
And he's carrying two bighorns on each side of his brain. His brain skull. He's carrying this big halberd with a blade on the bottom, on the tail of it as well. And he's like... Excuse me. Have you seen a little girl here? She is about yea tall.
00:18:23
Speaker
Where's the very old timey looking dress and usually has like a little um lizard salamander toy I mean my powers brought me here. I'm hoping maybe you've seen her Yeah, can you just tell me which way she is and I'll be on my way
00:18:43
Speaker
He runs at you with his, uh, his helmet up in the air. All right. All right. I'm going to roll a kick some ass. I'm going to try to, I'm going to try to cut his leg out from underneath him. Kick some ass. Try it. All right. I have a three. Watch me roll. Shit, I'll leave. Bang. I never mind. I rolled a 13. Fuck, man.
00:19:04
Speaker
Alright, you can choose your extra effect. Uh, let's see. I am going to force them where I want them. Okay. Alright, how much damage? So I do three damage, three holy damage. Oh fudge. Holy and fire. Oh geez.
00:19:21
Speaker
Uh, and as I, uh, what I want to do is I want to cut its legs so I can take it to the ground. I'm trying to cut its Achilles, essentially. So it has to fall where its muscles would be, I guess, wherever it is. But, you know, take its leg out. So it has to hit the ground. So I have advantage over it. He, he, he falls back on his big old back, on his little bones, clack on the ground, his bone arm. Okay. I grab, I grab his halberd. Grab his halberd. Uh, roll, roll tough.
00:19:51
Speaker
It's 15. Look at that shit. Yeah, that's max. Yeah, max. Fuckin' punkin' is a guy. He fuckin' made it out of his arms, no sweat. February is time to wake up today. Yeah, dude. I got a 6 plus 6 plus 3. He's like, I'll fuckin' like it here. Give me that. I point to Halbert at him and I say, no, where's Sally? He kicks your legs off and raises you when you fall to the ground.
00:20:17
Speaker
Oh, after that 15 tough, he still sleeps with my legs. Yeah. I mean, you grabbed his thing, but he's, as you're pulling away, he kicked you, kicked you in the leg. Can I, um, okay. That's fine. Uh, but I still, uh, I, I take the, uh, the butt end where the, the dagger is on the bottom and I jam it in one of his eye holes of his, of his thing. Yeah. His, his hours. Okay. Uh, roll, roll, kick some ass. If I, if it works properly, something I want to do with it. Okay.
00:20:50
Speaker
It would just be two or whatever his damage is I guess the weapon And I'm gonna use as Jack Sparrow calls it leverage And I'm going to ran that sucker to the side see if I can pop that skull right off. I roll a real tough
00:21:09
Speaker
Come on, this is where my tusks gonna roll out. I rolled nothing but double digits so far. Let's keep the magic rolling. Hey, fuck, I shouldn't have said it. You move his head a little bit and like how his horns get lodged against the wall, but he gives you a punch to the side and you take two harm. Oh, great. Cool. Awesome. Okay, cool. Well, he still has a thingy lodged in his head, right? Yeah.
00:21:39
Speaker
Cool, how deep is this horn stuck in there? It's not really stuck It just kind of like you know You kind of have his horn wedged against the wall for now like if you're you're pushing The thing in such a way that you're pushing his head against the horn against the wall the way he's kind of stuck looking that way And he's just he just trying to take wild shots of your body giving you body shots. We can't look at you Okay Okey-dokey then may I roll to
00:22:10
Speaker
I don't just keep rolling tough this whole time trying to make it more interesting. I don't know if I want to kill this thing I don't even know what it is Let's never investigate a mystery How about you want to read a bad situation? I could do that too. I suppose. Yeah, okay fine Well, I rolled a big fat 12 So
00:22:35
Speaker
I don't know if this question is really going to help me. You can pull from wherever you want to do, I guess.
00:22:40
Speaker
OK, what sort of creature is this? What sort of creature is this? And what did I call him? Fuck, I get this. I originally called him a skeleton Hulk, but I thought of a funny or a different name, but I can't remember what it was. Anyway, this is this is an undead creature that has been manipulated in such a way that it's, you know, got, you know, an amalgamation of bones and meat and shit. And concealed here. What's what's being what?
00:23:07
Speaker
It's being concealed here concealed. I haven't noticed about this or anything of my surroundings. Well, as you're sitting there, you actually look there's a door. There's an opening in the hallway to your right near where you're at and you look and you actually you can see a what looks like a closed like heavy door down there, which you haven't seen any of those in this section. So you think maybe that's something. OK, cool.
00:23:36
Speaker
What can, well, if it's undead, I already know what can hurt it. I'm just, can I say my last one? Yeah. Okay, cool. I would just like to rip that thing. Can I just rip the caliber back out of his face? Take it. Okay. Since you took a second there to do a little look around though, I want to say he's, he's, he's going to grab, give you a grab around the waist and he's going to try and he's going to try and give you a flip. So do a, do a tough against him. Okay.
00:24:06
Speaker
12 wow shit yeah he fucking uh he tries to he tries to throw you but you kind of like steady yourself but he's he's got counter attack but he does that uh yeah man go ahead okay six motherfucker okay well uh what were you trying to do okay
00:24:25
Speaker
Well, I was trying to just, you know, see if I can as he was trying to flip me, maybe just embrace the flip and try to kick him on the way through, you know, like spear shot style. So you you overdo it and you accidentally just you miss kicking him, but you flop over on the other side of him. Jab it. He scrambles up real quick and he he goes to just he lunges at you and he's he he tackles you for I'll say two more, two more damage.
00:24:56
Speaker
Oh, boy, I'm more hurt. Actually, no, I know you have one of our so I'm making it two weeks. Yeah. Yeah. A little pig behind the curtain there. OK. May I roll to. I would like to. Does he have a hold of me or did he just hurt? He just like tackle doing. He didn't try and grab. He just like spear spear doing. He like knocked you down and kept going. So he kind of wrote. All right. I like to take.
00:25:23
Speaker
I'd like to take both of my hands and have them glow in the holy light. I'm going to shove them in this dude's eye holes. Oh, nice. Roll it. Roll that tough footage. Don't fail me now. Seven fuck up really fast. Oh goodness. Okay. So what's the, what's the wordage on top kicks.
00:25:42
Speaker
He hears me and I heard it. Okay, so you get him, you punch into his, his, his, his eye holes. But he also, he throws up his knee and gets you in the gut. I'm gonna, you just take one damage because he's gonna go through your armor. Oh, so you're saying I took two. You don't have to tell me about my armor. I'll factor in my own armor. Thank you. Yeah, but yeah, two. He gets, he does a knee to your gut for two. Oh, cool. I've already had three.
00:26:11
Speaker
Maybe take a little sit down and do a little break again. But I do two damage with just my holy fist. Yes, as your fists are in his count, double if I hit him with both fists. How much damage do I do normally?
00:26:27
Speaker
It's two, it's two with just one. Oh, I'm shoving both hands in there. Can I do two? Well, yeah, if you're yeah, you could either way be a you punch your fist into his eyes and he needs you. But as that as you recover your your senses from getting need in the gut, do you just see him like riding and he's like, kind of like smoke coming out of like where your fists are in his eyes. Want to do anything to finish him off?
00:26:54
Speaker
Uh, it's better than if I have to roll. You know, you got them yesterday. Just get that a flourish to it.
00:27:00
Speaker
Uh, yeah, I think, um... Actually, you know what? I think I would just keep him there and just keep forcing him to the ground until he stops moving. You know, nothing crazy. I just want to make sure that what I'm doing is fixed. Yeah, essentially, I'm just putting him to sleep, yeah. As you kind of lean him to the ground, he's like banging on your back with his big old gorilla arms and just gradually, they just stop being as hard. He's like... Begone, beast of Apopsis!
00:27:31
Speaker
Oh, you don't know? Oh, dang. Oh, he went... That's easy, he's dead. Alright. Well, he didn't know where Sally was.
Luke and Oscar's Eerie Arrival
00:27:45
Speaker
Alright, cut to the boys in the car. I'm gonna say that... One more capri is doing right now.
00:27:52
Speaker
He's probably like walking around in some kind of fucking maze fighting like a some kind of like horned undead creature. I don't know. I'm glad I'm not there. I don't know. You're quite imagination. Yeah, I'd be fucking crazy, right? He's probably just sitting around doing nothing. Maybe he's just waiting for us. Honestly, he's probably waiting for us. You're right. Yeah. So, yeah, you guys, you pull up to the house.
00:28:22
Speaker
And you see it there? What do you want to do about it? Beautiful narration. So yeah, this is the house. What do you think? I think I'll cut it to you. My god, you're absolutely right. I'm going to go around back. I'm going to go around back.
00:28:50
Speaker
All right, Luke you're gonna go around. Uh, uh, for look inside You want to look inside yeah, uh, I Look, all right, there's a crazy woman who lives here. I mean Yeah, yeah, let's just fuck okay. Let's kick the door. You know that they took her mom away. Oh
00:29:13
Speaker
Oh yeah but I'm wasted so I don't care. I'm still pretty drunk probably pulling an hour. Roll cool real quick. Roll act under pressure. See how affected you are. I'm marking XP for that one. Yeah but wait. Yeah you're pretty sure she still lives here.
00:29:40
Speaker
Yeah, it was I'm like, you know, they probably just brought her back, you know, she's too unbearable. Okay, then maybe you should go forward since you know her.
00:29:50
Speaker
I don't really know her, you know, it's just took her child away. I just stole her fucking child, apparently, and I'm getting blamed for it. I'm going to say as as David or David Luke tries walking up the steps, he just he's like he's having a hard time getting his feet on the steps, right? And he's like struggling to he's like leaning to the side, getting his foot on. He's like, there we go. All right. Got to get the next one. Get up. That's what you're seeing. We're just going to just be aware that that's what that's the guy that's leading you to this house right now.
00:30:20
Speaker
Because if Luke falls over that I can catch him Get my gun out of the car, please Look you're you're so wasted to you know, you need the grenade launcher and you can handle it You're not gonna fuck up like you did the last time you did No, don't give me the shotgun. Give me the fucking grenade launcher dog
00:30:48
Speaker
Yeah, okay, I'll take yeah, give me the high explosive In the car and try to find them roll sharp You grab you grab nerve gas grenades You got one plus one plus one
00:31:17
Speaker
Oh my goodness. Luke, you're too wasted to notice the difference. What? I'll think I got it to you. Yeah, Luke. You're not going to check the label? OK, all right. He doesn't know. I would appreciate it. OK, well, I'm too wasted. I can't tell if these kind of look like nerve gas grenades, but they're probably high explosive. Yeah. All right.
00:31:48
Speaker
I'm going to walk down the stairs and fire one at the door. I think you should have knocked before I should take it. You don't want to just blow the door in? I mean, we could, if that's your style. Yeah, you're right. We should knock. Go on and knock. I'll watch it.
00:32:13
Speaker
There's no answer and you know, even without your your with your limited sharpness that tonight Oscar you can tell that all this is all boarded up Everything's door windows. No one's probably been in and out of here recently At least through this section at least the front section. I Really should as a woman living here Pretty sure
00:32:40
Speaker
Roll sharp at minus one, Luke. He got him four, so three. They definitely brought her back or left her here or something.
00:32:54
Speaker
We sucked all of our luck out of us. You guys are going to level up though today. I got it right here. Nice. I need one minute's intention maybe we should go into and see if she's all right. All right, I get it. You don't want to use the launcher. All right, let's just go in then. All right, how are you guys going to get in?
00:33:17
Speaker
I'll try to kick the door open. All right. Roll tough. Hey, that's Luke's thing. Hey, is that a lock? All right, so you do that, but you take one harm as you jostle your leg. So what happens is you kick the door in and some of the boards like get pulled off with it. Like they kind of snap and shit, but there's a couple of still hanging on.
00:33:47
Speaker
Ducking under him, but you got the door open. You did it. Totally like a planet. Nice. That's a professional door kicking. You just did. I didn't hurt my hips or anything. I'm totally fine. I have doggy hip displacement. Well, get a light.
00:34:15
Speaker
Well, what did you say? Do you have a light? I do not have a light on me, no. I feel like one of you puts his finger right away. And then he takes out his cell phone and turns the flashlight on. Do you have a flashlight? Oh, yeah, sure. I have a flashlight. All right, cool. All right, you guys live up there. It's just as shitty as you remember it, Luke. Maybe shittier, dustier.
00:34:38
Speaker
Wow, this is just as shitty as I remember it. Maybe even a little shittier. Maybe a little busier. Wow. That is a good description. Thanks. Well, let's uh... What? Capri! Capri! Sally!
00:34:59
Speaker
The only answer you get is your own echoing voices from the rest of the house. Well, looks like they're not here, so I guess we can... They're dead, I guess. This is just my new teammates. Let's get back to your bunker. Maybe you need to get some chicken.
00:35:19
Speaker
What? Well, I told him you were going to, I texted him, I said we're going to bring chicken. He does. Doesn't know to use it, but he has it. How about we all read a bad situation? All right. Is that cool? Yeah. For sure. That's pretty cool if you did that. Wait, what's the staff?
00:35:43
Speaker
Do I have any minuses? What are you telling me? I got a 10. Nice. Nah, you don't have any minuses. It wouldn't matter, but now you don't have any minuses. So you have three questions. Fuck, I don't know what my questions are. Do you have a thing in front of you? I never done read events. The questions are, my best way in, my best way out. Any dangers we haven't noticed? What's the biggest threat? What's most vulnerable to me? What is the best way to protect the victims? Those are the questions.
00:36:12
Speaker
Threat. What's the biggest threat? Biggest threat. What would you remember, Luke, that when they were investigating this place after you found Sally, that they did some like they did some readings and shit and they
00:36:31
Speaker
They noticed there was more under the basement, but they couldn't read how deep anything went. They felt like maybe there was a room down there. So you think maybe there's some sort of weird shit in the basement. And you know that this whole place is just creepy as shit and there's ghosts and shit. And you remember that it was haunted and all that. So, you know, that's also a thing.
00:36:53
Speaker
best way out of the basement
00:37:09
Speaker
Well, as far as you know, the best way out of the basement would be there back up through the house. Or there was a, you know, one of those old timey like little steps up that opens those big like the hatch kind of thing that they they locked it up. Yeah. Yeah. Can I hold my last question? Yeah, man. OK, I'm going to do that. So what are you guys feeling?
00:37:39
Speaker
Uh, so Oscar, I think we should go, uh, unfortunately, I think we gotta go into the basement. That's all right. I, I, I'm not scared of basements. He ain't scared of no ghosts. Listen, this house is haunted. I'm, I'm a immortal werewolf. I'm not scared. Oh, yeah, they should be scared of you. Tough guy over here. Oh shit. All right. Uh, yeah. Well.
00:38:10
Speaker
And I start walking towards the base. All right. Cool. I want both of you guys to roll. Cool for me. Got a 10. Fuck. Oh, fuck. So, uh, Luke, you just, you just feel like a little chill go through you, but, uh, Oscar, you, you hear, um, you, you feel the same chill. We also hear. Come to me.
00:38:38
Speaker
Come to the attic. Come help me. Are you are you hearing this voice, Luke? And you feel somewhat compelled, Oscar, that you should do that. With your seven. I feel like there's a voice talking to me that I should go to an attic. I don't hear that. Come please.
00:39:08
Speaker
So it's pretty desperate. Would you know where the attic is? No, I don't. But I do know where the basement is. And I do know that this place is haunted. And there's fucking evil spirits and shit in here. And they made Sally, basically. I don't know. So do you really want to listen to whatever made Sally or caused Sally to be the way that she is? Maybe not. Roll another cool Oscar to see if Luke is persuading. You can have a plus one to it.
00:39:39
Speaker
Should I roll a charm? There you go. You're right. You feel like Luke's right. You shouldn't fall over. I believe you, Luke. All right. Good. I'm kind of curious about that headache now. But you both here. We'll check that out later. I'm curious about how Sally actually was made.
00:40:04
Speaker
Yeah, I'm curious. Well, let's let's win a mommy and a daddy. Let's take care of the issue. Let's go study. We're probably, listen, if we're going to deal with some kind of evil spirit, we probably want Sally and Capri around, right? Because like they're really good bait. Like we can just leave them and get the fuck out of here. Right. So, I mean, Capri can just leave, right? You know, it's Sally's home. So I'm not, I'm not worried. So.
00:40:34
Speaker
I think it's probably fine. Yeah, so let's go out of the basement. Did we find the basement? You know where the door is? It's around the back of the hall. When you first come into the building, in the house, there's stairs that go up and there's a little middle hallway to all other rooms. And around the back of that, there's a little door that goes under the stairs to the basement.
00:40:56
Speaker
Okay. And you go there. All right. Well, I'm going to grab my laundry and go down to this gray basement. Uh, wash in constantly looking over my shoulder. Uh, no. So are you nervous, Luke? Huh? No, I'm not nervous. Luke is scratching him. So he's just like itching and sweating. He's just like, no, I'm not nervous. I'm not nervous. I got the beer sweats.
Sally's Transformation and Capri's Diplomacy
00:41:23
Speaker
All right. I'm not nervous.
00:41:26
Speaker
Everything will be all right. You pull here out in no time. Like, man's not hot, right? I don't need to take off my jacket. All right. All right. I'm going to point my light down into the basement. All right, you see, like, rickety old stairs and, you know, just a shitty old, like, dirt floor basement down there.
00:41:50
Speaker
All right, I put on my OSHA approved harness and strap in to the top. Nice. And I start going down the stairs. Okay. How creaky are they on a scale? They're like a seven. Hey, you know what? You're walking slow. It's about like a five.
00:42:10
Speaker
Okay, that's still really creaky though, because I'm walking very slowly. All right, Oscar, you better wait till I'm downstairs until you come down, because these are going to fucking break, dude. Like, this is like beginning in Half-Life 2. You would go there alone until I arrive. Right. No, just come down after me, all right? Just come down, all right? All right, I'm downstairs, now you're... Be careful, because I think you win with me. We're going to stop right as Luke gets to the bottom of the floor, and we'll go back to Sally.
00:42:51
Speaker
Turn it next week where Oscar walks the stairs. That's the most thrilling thing we have. Oscar slips and falls through. He falls through some fucking stairs, hits his head and dies. He's too tough. All weird dogs go to heaven. Uh, yes. So Sally, you're walking. Uh, you, you finally get to, um, the end of the big main tunnel. Shut up. Holy, holy shit, Sally, Sally.
00:43:08
Speaker
What about I want to know if fucking ask her gets all right exactly
00:43:21
Speaker
You fucking your boy Keppri he he beat the minotaur of the maze damn Yeah, you dad your daddy yeah, oh It was gonna be called okay, Sally we call him the Skeletor Because he's a he's got a skeleton head and he's a minotaur you
00:43:48
Speaker
no we call our there's a thing down here sally that he's like a big zombie guy and he has like a skull for a head and horns like a minotaur and we call him skeleton skeleton
00:44:01
Speaker
Is that copyrighted? No, it is not OR as A-U-R. Oh, OK, good. Yeah, but yeah. So yeah, so. Another thing that's difficult what your old worries about. Dark Master, how do you do taxes? You don't, you just avoid it, evade it. Oh, I got it.
00:44:28
Speaker
So listen Sally I'm I'm thinking actually No, actually we leave. Let's leave him what he's doing. That's I wasn't sure if I should if we should bring Capri along But now I think Sally he's he's he's going his own way is really every
00:44:47
Speaker
No, we don't. That's not going to work. So I think first, Sally, we need to get you to the little lab kind of setup we have down here. Oh, do I get a lab coat? Sure, yeah.
00:45:10
Speaker
So yeah, let's go. You have to use magic games. We're all walking through this damn maze. So go up to that wall there where we first entered from this tunnel. Can you see it there? Do I have to lick it again? No. You don't lick anything. Don't lick things. No matter what happens after all this, Sally, if you make it out of here and maybe I don't get what I want and I'm not with you anymore ever in the future, maybe something happens. Don't just go around licking things, okay?
00:45:43
Speaker
Yeah, I feel like it's one of the spirits one of the spirits told me that tell like things wait some of those guys they're They're not like the best in in their in their little dead minds So don't listen to all them. But listen, here's I feel like you know, it's kind of on me that you know Your parents are like all fucked up and shit. So He told me I like things I
00:46:07
Speaker
uh okay anyway see i go up there's a description on this wall here is a little yeah thing might have to do a good look do a uh do a roll weird sally see if you can pick up this thing oh i'll roll the weird boss man did i only roll one die oh no roll 20 only one okay there's two of them there yep okay so you got a 10 uh you definitely you see like a little
00:46:34
Speaker
It's a little higher than you are, because it's meant for normal sized people, but there's a square with a bunch of weird little symbols and shit in it. This kind of faintly cartons the wall like the door was. All right, Sally, you see that? Yeah. You're going to touch it, and you're going to. I can't reach it. I'm too short. Just stretch. You just have to get a finger on it. That's all you got to do. Just stretch.
00:47:00
Speaker
Okay. Got it? Okay. Use some magic, use some magic, Sally. I better go. Do the thing. Oh, do I have to roll again? Yeah. I'll just see if you can see it the first time.
00:47:27
Speaker
all right so you teleport and you come up in a room you like look around behind you there's like there's a heavy ass like wooden door was like iron fixings and shit on it
00:47:48
Speaker
Yeah, I know what I'm doing, Stanley. Anyway, listen, okay. So, and you see, like, big fucking, like, big, big, like, tanks, like, tubular tanks filled with, like, green liquid and shit. They're, like, you would see, like, shit floating in, like, people floating in or whatever, and, like, some sort of weird laboratory. There's nothing in motion. Are my parents in these tanks? No. Just out of character? Okay. They're all empty. There's, like, three of them. They're empty. There's, like, a bunch of weird ass equipment all over the place and shit. Any sort of mad scientist thing you've seen in some sort of thing.
00:48:19
Speaker
dark master is this where you live hell no this is this is just we used to have a guy to work down here but he's kind of dead um but he should he should be he'll be farting around still he we kept him as a ghost kept him on after death i mean he should be a really motherfucker should i told him we were doing this tonight and he should have been here
00:48:46
Speaker
Uh... Because I have the sight, remember? Uh, the sight. Yes. I have the sight! Sharp. Yes, I am kind of limited. I'm gonna look for him. This, this, this, um, stuffed animal toy form is limiting to me, so... Yeah. What does he look like? I'm gonna look for him. He's like a little, he's like a little gremlin. I'm gonna look around, and I'm gonna... Ow. Rolling 11. Damn.
00:49:14
Speaker
Oh, uh, well, okay. So in the corner, there's a, there's the golden retriever. He told me to lick people. That's the guy. Sully. Sully, listen to me. Sully, listen. You must lick, lick everything. Look at, look at, lick them now. Look at everything. Look at the tank over there. Okay. I'm going to lick the tank. Come on, dark bastard. Sully, stop it. Stop. Especially in here, don't lick anything.
00:49:44
Speaker
Do you know the cut? OK, so there's Mr. All the Retrieveries in the corner and then over in this weird hole in the ground. Oh, where'd he go? He said he had to go. There's this hole in the ground and and there's oh, there's a little guy down there. Is that the guy you're looking for? What? You know, yell at him, say something to him, Sally. Hello.
00:50:12
Speaker
His name is Fitz. There's a radio host out here named Fitz. Oh, Fitz! Mr. Fitz! Are you there? Oh, he made a noise. Did you hear him? Oh, Sally, I'm starting to... Yeah, that's him. Get the fuck out of there! What are you doing?
00:50:35
Speaker
Excuse me, Mr. Fitz, I think that Dark Master named suicide. Oh, shit. He gets up really, he gets up, he's laying where he was laying, he gets up really struggling. He's like, oh, okay, shit. And then he just glides up out of the hole and lands to do the ghost. Oh, I was trespassing. What's that, Dark Master?
00:51:01
Speaker
Uh, yeah. Hey, it's me and I'm going to hold up the salamander. Oh, he like gets on his knees and he's like, ah, I'm not worthy. Shut up. Get up. Am I supposed to have I been supposed to be doing that, sir? I never done that. Mr. Master. No, you're no, it's fine.
00:51:25
Speaker
I mean, whenever I, if I get to come here in person, you could, that'd be pretty cool, but not right now, don't worry about it. I'm just a fucking toy. Anyway, Fitz, we need that, you know, the last thing we had you working on when you died? Ah, yes, the elixir. Yeah, yeah. Can you get that and give it to this little girl? Ah, yes, I will get it. She starts like kind of clinking around on like the
00:51:52
Speaker
on the desk, he just kind of waves his arms around and all this shit's like moving and falling over and shit because he's a ghost. He just is fucking shit up. And eventually he's like, ah, here it is. And he starts hovering over towards you with a little vial. All right, Sally, you should drink that. Are you sure? I mean, I just said you should. So, yeah, I'm the dark master.
00:52:18
Speaker
yeah okay i love drinking things from strangers i trust you dark master it is my life's work okay buddy calm down i'm gonna take it
00:52:45
Speaker
I really appreciate the sound effects. It really makes my job. Swallow. How'd that taste?
00:52:58
Speaker
It kind of tasted like that one time where I was chewing on a pen and then the pen made a little crack noise and then there was like this juice that came out of the pen. And then Daddy Luke freaked out and like yelled at me for chewing on stuff. Midsense, Sally, roll weird. Oh. Got you. Click. Click.
00:53:27
Speaker
and you're uh your tummy's burbling a little bit and you're like when you start like you start like feeling a little dizzy and a little woozy but uh you you manage you know you catch the edge of like the load table you're like oh yeah you're right sally sally you still with me yeah hi buddy yeah that's me
00:53:59
Speaker
All right, now that should have made you capable of withstanding what we need to do at the shrine, at the altar, at the other end of this. Oh. Yeah, hopefully. Hopefully. Can we just teleport there? Yeah, we can. Just take a second, because you just ingested some really nasty stuff, really. It was really a gamble, really, if you were going to survive there. I'm not going to lie to you, Sally.
00:54:29
Speaker
Yeah, you should be all right. Just take a little sit down on his little chair there. Oh, yeah. Good. Are you good? Yeah, OK. And we're just going to watch you for a second, Sally, OK? Me and Fitz here.
00:54:44
Speaker
I'm just going to sit there and hold the edges of the chair and dangle my feet and just kind of swing my head around. Don't do that. Just sit and let me make sure that your eyes don't fizzle out of your head or anything. Or you don't poop your intestines out.
00:55:19
Speaker
And for one let's let's switch right to Kepper real quick Kepper you just killed the the big guy and
00:55:27
Speaker
And he knows that door down the one hallway. That's a funny name. So I just hooked down the big boy. And when you were kind of checking around, you noticed that door down the little hallway. Where's the door? Yeah, so I saw that. Wow.
00:55:56
Speaker
Can I check to see? I mean, I know it's going to be probably a fruitless endeavor, but can I look real quick to see if he was carrying like a like a key on him or like a I don't know, some sort of slab or tablet or something? I mean, I've been in my fair share of things like this, you know, in my millennia. I feel like, you know, I felt like it's at least something worth looking into, even if he doesn't have anything. Why don't you roll investigative history? Well, I already have one question left from that. Oh, yeah. Well, you did a bad situation, I think.
00:56:26
Speaker
But I don't know either way. Ask some shit. I don't care. Whatever. What's being concealed here? You're smacking around in his fleshy body and shit, and you don't really see anything. But then you turn his head a little bit, and you see a crazy ass inscription on his dome, on the back of his dome. And descriptions. Yeah. You know.
00:56:56
Speaker
And you know for sure looking at it, it's not anything related to Apopsys. It's more of like some other old cults that are not really located in any sort of area. They're definitely not from where you're originally from. Just like some cults that worship weird otherworldly things that you're not even sure exist, but you're maybe thinking maybe they do. Can I read it?
00:57:25
Speaker
I mean, it doesn't really say anything. Basically, it's the magic that basically made him and shit, but you know the type of inscriptions that it is to be from that, some old weird cults and shit.
00:57:38
Speaker
Could I presume since Sally's here and she was born here and this thing's near her house or under her house that like that's where she would I be able to tie those two things together pretty simply? Yeah. And you've heard her talking about like a dark master and shit and you always thought it was kind of dumb, weird dumb kid shit, weird crazy psycho haunted girl shit that you're thinking maybe I don't know. Well, I suppose I don't have time for a break.
00:58:09
Speaker
Okay, I thought you were fucked up you can just No, you can sit down So I think I'm gonna go over towards that door and see if I can't wrench up I'm gonna take his his halberd with me. Oh sick Yeah, I'm gonna sheath my blade and walk over there. Well, actually I can't because it's pretty dark as shit here So I'm gonna keep it out, but I'm gonna take the halberd too and walk towards that door. Okay, I
00:58:35
Speaker
All right. Yeah, you got your hands full. So what are you going to do when you get to the door? Well, does there any I mean, is there a handle on it? Does it open? I mean, if it's got like an old likes old fucking like big old like knob kind of thing on it.
00:58:50
Speaker
I mean, is there any any outstanding features about it that that I would notice right away? No, there's like there's a knocker on it and there's like a little like a window that has like a slider on the other side. Someone could open up and look out. But it's like very heavy, like heavy fixtures and shit on it. And like, you know, it's very heavy door. Are you sturdy? Well, it's it's impolite to just barge in. So I knock with a knocker to the character. I know that's what Capri would do. He would knock.
00:59:20
Speaker
Uh, the little slider up in there is a dude looks out at you. Who is it? Oh, hello. I am here. I'm looking for a friend who I believe may be lost here. Um, would you kindly, um, could we have a conversation, please? Who are you? Yeah. Who are you looking for?
00:59:49
Speaker
I'm, hmm, let's see. I'm here looking for the Dark Master and his associate who is also an associate of mine. Is that so? Yes, I believe that they are here and I have come to lend aid to my compatriots.
01:00:18
Speaker
Well No, neither of them are in here man. So yes, you just go go Go on back through the guy go back Could you put me what way that maybe they you know, please forgive me. What who were you? What is your name? I don't I don't feel comfortable with that. I don't know who you are. So just go just go get lost in the maze, please. Goodbye. I Am so I I know a pop sis. Are you familiar with a pop sis and
01:00:48
Speaker
Oh, well, is that pop like Pepsi? Yes, yes. Do you like Pepsi? I'm one of a Coke man. Cool. Hey, listen, I'm not familiar with where I am down here. I'm a little lost. Could I get could I get your help finding my friend? I really don't think I should. If you're not familiar, I really don't think I should be helping you. I'm going to close this thing now. OK, could I? Could I try to manipulate someone real quick?
01:01:16
Speaker
Yeah, he starts sliding the thing shut. Go ahead. OK. It's a nine. Fuck, so close to it. Perfect. Oh, man. All right, so what are you going to try and get him to do? Well, I want him to open a door so I can talk to him and get him to come out. So we got seven. Right. Hey, listen.
01:01:45
Speaker
It's really important that you show me, listen, I can't get out of your hair and I'm going to be lost in the maze a bunch and chances are I'm going to find my way back to this door and just bother you some more and I'd hate to continue to
01:02:02
Speaker
barge upon your day, my friend. So if you could just show me where I want to go, I would happily get out of your hair and just, you know, thank you for your time afterwards. I mean, otherwise you're just going to have to keep hearing me knocking. And I know you don't want that. Oh, okay. Um, listen, you, he, he looks to the left and he sees, he looks at your like flaming sword, looks to the right, looks to the giant Halberd in her hand. He's like, uh, there's a, there's a, there's like a, an opening over here.
01:02:31
Speaker
in the in like the in the door I'm gonna pop that I'm gonna pop this open actually no it's another door what before is it I haven't done so long Oh seven and to your left on the wall there's a little opening go ahead and
01:02:45
Speaker
Just try and jam that in there and I'll open up over here don't do anything fucking crazy now I'm just gonna take those off you I'm gonna put them over here and then then you can okay Well, I can put away the blade, you know, I just I just can't the halberds a little large I mean, I don't need to take it with me Maybe just check that you mean you can check that down the hallway and then pass your sword through the thing to me Just turn it turn the flames off
01:03:06
Speaker
Well, I don't want to pass my, I mean, why do I, can't I keep my blade with me? I can turn it off. And I want you to come in here and slice my head off. I wouldn't dream of it, but I understand. All right, fine. All right, here. I understand. And then I do. He flings it backwards. Okay. And it'll, you know, into the ground somewhere, hopefully. All right. Now I just give me, you are, sir. Yep. There you are. It's just a handle now. That's crazy.
01:03:36
Speaker
Yeah, right. See, it's nothing. All right. Well, I'm just going to put this in this little box here. That's really convenient. I can just lock it in this box. Okay. I'll give it back to you when you leave. I also want to make it known that only Keppri can activate that. People can hold it after he activates it, but only he could turn it on. Can he teleport it in and out?
01:03:57
Speaker
No, I cannot do that. I don't have that honor. I do. There is a skill I can get later that lets me do something like that, but I didn't pick it. All right. So he does that. And he's like, all right, I want to open the door. Just take a step back, please. I inch a little bit to the left of the door. It's going to open inward. I just didn't want you to be right there just coming at me.
01:04:19
Speaker
Alright, I wouldn't dream of it. You've done nothing to wrong me. Oh man, he slides a little slider shut for where his eyes were and then you hear, click, clock, click, click, clock, clock, click, click. There's a lot of locks, hold on. I understand. And the doorknob turns. And that's three episode ends.
01:05:48
Speaker
good, all right?