"TOP 8 REASONS WHY LANTERNS IS THE WORST TELEVISION SHOW EVER"

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Hal Jordead: Hello, you are listening to the all -new Anti -Fanboy Podcast for the week of October the 5th, 2026. It's a spooky day, dude. We're... We're we're starting. We're starting spooky month.

Hal Jordead: it's time to get scared I'm too busy to be scared because I'm getting fucking married. but That's pretty cool. Anyway, my name is Devin Kopeck. With me is Steve Oteri.

Steve-O: Rolling around in the streets. It's Halloween. they Got to make sure that the streets are safe. From Michael. Fucking Myers.

Hal Jordead: With him is one Chris Galante.

IGOTTADUMP: In a state of constant fear after I saw the Terrifier movies, Art the Clown can do anything, can kill anyone. and no one is safe.

Chosen: And he's okay in your book?

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, he's pretty cool when he wears his sunglasses

Hal Jordead: And the man who broke Tyquan Thornton's ankle, John Suarez.

Chosen: ah

Hal Jordead: Let's go on.

Chosen: Gross.

Hal Jordead: Let's go, dude

Steve-O: A real horror story.

Hal Jordead: Why'd you do that, dude?

Chosen: Dude, he was...

Hal Jordead: You can't hit tackle people.

Chosen: He got up though. And he fucking...

Hal Jordead: He got up and he went right back down, didn't he?

IGOTTADUMP: With that.

Chosen: Got up and signaled first down

IGOTTADUMP: was that Was that the most? Was that? Was that the most terrifying injury of the year?

Steve-O: oh

Hal Jordead: Oh. Terrifying? No.

Steve-O: I like what you did, though.

Hal Jordead: It's pretty gruesome

Steve-O: You brought it back to Art the Clown with Terrifier.

IGOTTADUMP: Well, I was like trying to see.

Hal Jordead: Cool.

IGOTTADUMP: if we got a Halloween injury here.

Hal Jordead: Yeah. now to me terrifying is like when they get hit and they're like they're not getting up because they're fucking

IGOTTADUMP: Beneath. Yeah. Yeah.

Hal Jordead: like You know what was a scarier hit, and I think more scary, was that...

IGOTTADUMP: That college bull hit we watched.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, that college thing where that guy was fucking...

IGOTTADUMP: ah Yeah, that was...

Hal Jordead: uh spasming fucking

IGOTTADUMP: That was the Halloween bit.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, it was seizing on the ground

IGOTTADUMP: That scared the bejesus out of me.

Hal Jordead: that was That was scary. than This is just like, it's gruesome. But he's fine.

Chosen: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: I mean, not he's not fine, but like

Chosen: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Well... um

Chosen: Well, also...

Hal Jordead: His brain's fine.

Chosen: you know yeah he's got mill he's a millionaire basically so

Steve-O: He's got the brain scramblies.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, he's a millionaire. The NFL's gonna pay for his ankle. He's gonna get a brand new robot ankle.

Chosen: He's fine.

IGOTTADUMP: This is the most terrifying month of the year for and the NFL. This is when those injuries happen. You got your...

Chosen: Dude, they all happened already.

IGOTTADUMP: your weak week. Yeah, I know.

Chosen: Everybody's getting injured every week.

IGOTTADUMP: It's like they're getting a cut in. Immediately.

Chosen: Yeah

Steve-O: if

IGOTTADUMP: Usually it's like week three.

Chosen: it's like who's going down

IGOTTADUMP: to like week. five. Those are like the really suspect weeks because everybody's kind of getting back. And they're really pushing themselves.

Chosen: Yeah, it's like, who's got who's going down this week?

IGOTTADUMP: This is nuts.

Chosen: You know?

Hal Jordead: Well, apparently the entire Eagles O -line went down.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, we're...

Hal Jordead: And actually the whole team.

IGOTTADUMP: we're

Chosen: No, and tank.

IGOTTADUMP: We're fucked.

Chosen: the uh back the backup. Running back. Just got injured too. Tank Bigsby.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Hank tank's getting surgery on his abdomen.

Hal Jordead: Oh god, oh, that's what it was.

IGOTTADUMP: It's

Hal Jordead: I was wondering how it got hurt

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. It was bad.

Chosen: Who is the third who's the third running back on the death chart, Chris?

IGOTTADUMP: Shipley? Shipley.

Chosen: Oh, that white boy?

IGOTTADUMP: The white boy. And then we got a...

Chosen: The white boy that's not Christian McCaffrey?

IGOTTADUMP: Wait. Hold on! we got it We got another white boy named Carson Steele. He's our fourth straight.

Hal Jordead: Whoa, that sounds like a porn star dude

IGOTTADUMP: week.

Chosen: That sounds like a fucking yeah, I was gonna say

Hal Jordead: Cars and steel, dude.

Chosen: That's like a hot porn star Carson Steele

IGOTTADUMP: Peace.

Hal Jordead: But who's that? Who's that Eagles player um on the D that Nikki Bell is dating?

IGOTTADUMP: He's a rookie. the rookie.

Steve-O: Oh, Dick Hardly.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Dick Hardly!

Hal Jordead: Hehehe.

IGOTTADUMP: that sounds like a Not like an anti -porn name. My name.

Steve-O: but

Hal Jordead: Yeah. Oh, Cooper Dijon.

IGOTTADUMP: Good night. yeah. cool

Hal Jordead: There's they're saying ah he's he's

IGOTTADUMP: It is Coop. Nope.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

Chosen: He's cocked. He's cocked.

IGOTTADUMP: You might be good.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, what happened to him?

IGOTTADUMP: I mean...

Chosen: He started dating a porn star, dude.

Hal Jordead: No, no.

IGOTTADUMP: nice

Chosen: Or a wrestler, I mean.

IGOTTADUMP: Good. uh

Hal Jordead: I mean, no, but like...

Chosen: Same thing.

Hal Jordead: Uh...

IGOTTADUMP: While Q, Q left the game. Also.

Hal Jordead: I...

IGOTTADUMP: That was a big part.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, but I'm saying like he got hurt, but like do you know what happened to him?

IGOTTADUMP: sorry

IGOTTADUMP: No clue on Cooper.

Hal Jordead: Or he was just like, I think I'm just going to. I can read the tea leaves.

IGOTTADUMP: i know I know Q had an ankle injury. like it was a low ankle sprain so those are a little better that was like more manageable

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: um But yeah, what if we lose Quinn Young Mitchell, our secondary just drops.

Chosen: cooked

IGOTTADUMP: Bye.

Hal Jordead: Isn't Lane Johnson apparently like...

Chosen: Cuts, Bob.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: gonna retire any day now.

IGOTTADUMP: We quote, We cook, Pop.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: um

Hal Jordead: Yeah, man, that was a...

IGOTTADUMP: It was rough. Start to watch.

Steve-O: You guys are so sad.

Hal Jordead: disappointing one.

Steve-O: when the Eagles lose in our text thread. Devin just comes in and he just goes.

Hal Jordead: Ice.

IGOTTADUMP: cell with Dean.

Steve-O: Sell the team.

Hal Jordead: Sell the team sell the team

Steve-O: And John responds, go boys.

Hal Jordead: think

Chosen: yeah

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, boy.

Hal Jordead: Go Blades.

IGOTTADUMP: Go Blades!

Steve-O: You can just feel the deflation.

IGOTTADUMP: Um, it's okay. It's a sacrifice the Sixers needed.

Chosen: Yeah, it's just – this is all part of ah LeBron just – Sucking all the power out of all the other athletes in this city

Steve-O: Oh.

Hal Jordead: Hmm. it's Yeah, we call that a space jam situation.

Steve-O: animal It's the spaceship.

Chosen: Yeah.

Steve-O: Yeah, he took all the skills.

IGOTTADUMP: He's mom starting all of our team

Hal Jordead: he's He's just sucking all the the talent.

IGOTTADUMP: And you know what? I'm okay with it.

Hal Jordead: You know?

Chosen: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: He's got sciatica issues. I want him to be okay.

Chosen: Did they? Dude, they had a, they had a, um. A preseason game. versus the Knicks tonight.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Chosen: Knicks were...

Steve-O: Wait, the Monstars?

IGOTTADUMP: Well...

Chosen: Now the Sixers

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: May as well. No, dude, it's the Sixers after the Monstars ate them all dude

Steve-O: This was... um was LeBron was his playing, right?

Hal Jordead: No, no this preseason

IGOTTADUMP: No.

Chosen: Not out

IGOTTADUMP: pretty soon.

Steve-O: Ahhhh!

Chosen: I think the only starters playing were Jalen Brown and Vijay Edgecombe, and they fucking torched the full -strength Knicks tonight in the preseason game.

IGOTTADUMP: we we

Steve-O: Oh, that's ah that's the champs from last year, right?

IGOTTADUMP: Betrayal.

Steve-O: That's the champs?

Chosen: Yeah. Well, I think they're they're... And they're also playing them on the first game of the season, too, and the ring ceremony. So that would be pretty exciting if they fucking...

IGOTTADUMP: Nice. Wow, that's a really that's a big victory, babe. That's a lot of points.

Chosen: Yeah, I mean, it's just pre it's just preseason, right?

Steve-O: Don't worry.

IGOTTADUMP: I know.

Chosen: but

Steve-O: Don't worry, Mom Donnie.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, it is pretty soon

Steve-O: You can come over, Mom Donnie.

IGOTTADUMP: Jalen Browning.

Chosen: there were so there were some There were some questions, Devin, because Jalen Brown, like...

Steve-O: Don't worry, buddy.

IGOTTADUMP: 22 points.

Chosen: He went on a fucking... tour this he was playing he was playing He was gambling with the fucking gods over the offseason. He did a boxing match.

Chosen: And like.

Hal Jordead: Jalen Brown?

Chosen: Yeah, yeah, look it up

Hal Jordead: What the fuck?

Chosen: He fucking, yeah, and he did a boxing, he he won a boxing match, like a, not professional, but like an actual, like almost sanctioned boxing match.

Hal Jordead: Oh, man, I was thinking of Brunson. I was like, fucking Jalen Brunson.

Chosen: And then fucking...

Hal Jordead: Jalen Brown.

IGOTTADUMP: Why do you do that?

Hal Jordead: Okay.

Chosen: I guess to honor his grandfather or some shit.

IGOTTADUMP: yeah

Chosen: But it's like, dude, like this is these are... The situations where the Sixers have the most fucking freakish like accidents happen to them. And he's like, he's just like, I don't give a fuck.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Chosen: I'm just going to.

IGOTTADUMP: Dude, I worry endlessly about LeBron taking a helicopter.

Chosen: box.

IGOTTADUMP: to the Philly every. fucking day.

Chosen: Yeah, that's a little, that's dark. Starcrest.

IGOTTADUMP: ah That bothers me, dude

Chosen: It's dark, but it's it's warranted.

IGOTTADUMP: I hate how it looks.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, yeah

IGOTTADUMP: I fucking hate helicopters. I'll be real with you guys. You'll never see me again.

Chosen: Why? What's wrong? It's the safest way to fly.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Chosen: No, that's planes.

Hal Jordead: Okay.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I'd rather be in a play. Playing I'm fine with. Playing, I'm fine with. Helicopters, no way. You ain't getting your boy on a helicopter. I would jump out of a plane.

Hal Jordead: in

Chosen: See?

IGOTTADUMP: With a parachute.

Chosen: Safest way to travel Chris!

IGOTTADUMP: I would jump out of a plane with a parachute over getting a into a helicopter. any day of the week

Chosen: Safe sweet travel Chris, come on.

IGOTTADUMP: there I'm sorry.

Steve-O: I don't think that's true, John. I think that's not true.

Chosen: Why? Bye.

Steve-O: I can't sing.

Chosen: Chris, why are you such a sourpuss dude?

IGOTTADUMP: I don't like... I don't think that thing should be flying. I look at it.

Steve-O: Chris, can I ask you a video?

IGOTTADUMP: Bucks me up.

Steve-O: If I can i ask you a question, if we were shooting a rap video.

IGOTTADUMP: What? Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm

Steve-O: And it requires you to step out of a helicopter. Like.

Chosen: That was flying slightly.

Steve-O: That like it lands you step out of it

IGOTTADUMP: i won't get on that though

Steve-O: And you're looking you're looking cool. You're looking fly.

IGOTTADUMP: You're gonna have to get a ah double

Hal Jordead: Are you going to be a Sean Bean about the whole thing?

IGOTTADUMP: I'm going to be a Sean Bean.

Hal Jordead: You're going to be a shock on the mountain.

Steve-O: Hold on. hold woman Um,

Hal Jordead: I'm not getting in that thing.

Steve-O: I'm going to...

IGOTTADUMP: All right.

Chosen: Chris, why you gotta... Why you gotta be such a sourpuss, Chris? Come on.

Steve-O: If it was a music video for...

IGOTTADUMP: No white guys. You ain't getting me in there. You're going to have to knock me out like B .A.

Steve-O: Snoop Dogg.

IGOTTADUMP: Baracus.

Steve-O: for Snoop Dogg if it was a Snoop Dogg music video.

IGOTTADUMP: i a Fuck Snoop Dogg, firstly.

Steve-O: but I'm going through a list.

IGOTTADUMP: A. A, number one.

Steve-O: I'm going through a list.

IGOTTADUMP: B. I ain't getting on that thing. You're gonna have to drug my milk.

Hal Jordead: Wow.

IGOTTADUMP: Or... Or a sandwich that I'm going to have to eat at some point. to knock me out. team and get me on there.

Steve-O: Chris, what if it was... What if it was the popular hip hop tree of the fat boys?

IGOTTADUMP: i love the fat boys.

Chosen: Yeah, who doesn't

IGOTTADUMP: I really do love them.

Chosen: Who doesn't love those fat boys, huh?

IGOTTADUMP: with. there were the There was Disorderlies. I love that movie. ah ah

Steve-O: i do like I do like that that was like enough of a tone shift for you.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Steve-O: You were like, okay, well, maybe.

IGOTTADUMP: who

Hal Jordead: ah Yeah, you got all sullen. You're like, eh.

Steve-O: I do love those fat boys.

Hal Jordead: just sort of these man

IGOTTADUMP: Sorry, fat boys. You're going to have to be weighing that thing down by yourselves.

Hal Jordead: I do love those fat bitches.

IGOTTADUMP: I ain't getting on that.

Chosen: Love them always love them bad boys

IGOTTADUMP: All right.

Hal Jordead: Boys, Chris, boys.

IGOTTADUMP: Sorry guys, I'm really I know that was a big part of your wedding to Devin, but you're gonna have to I'm gonna I'm gonna walk.

Hal Jordead: and

IGOTTADUMP: Alright, buddy.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, well no I ah Now I heard, ah I remember reading about some celebrities. father who like walked into a propeller blade.

IGOTTADUMP: ah

Steve-O: Mmm.

Hal Jordead: Like I literally some so

IGOTTADUMP: I'm not laughing. i'm I'm not laughing at that. I'm laughing at the... Zombie from Dawn of the Dead.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

Steve-O: That was inappropriate, Craig.

IGOTTADUMP: I'm laughing at the zombie from Dawn of the Dead because it's the first thing I think of when I think of somebody walking into propeller blades.

Hal Jordead: but

IGOTTADUMP: I can't help myself.

Steve-O: You think of the scene from Dawn of the Dead where the zombie steps up and gets the top of his head chopped off.

IGOTTADUMP: yes Every time.

Hal Jordead: No, this is worse. Like, apparently the story goes is the guy, like, he was drunk or something, and he literally walked into the back propeller.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, oh, the back one.

Hal Jordead: Like turn yay turn and walked into it, dude

Steve-O: A back propeller.

IGOTTADUMP: Agh! Fuck!

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

Steve-O: That's a rough...

IGOTTADUMP: Ah!

Steve-O: Yeah, yeah, hold on.

Hal Jordead: That is a bad one, right?

Chosen: ah

IGOTTADUMP: FUUUCK!

Steve-O: excuse

Chosen: ah

Steve-O: That's a bad one.

Hal Jordead: Yeah. I gotta google it.

IGOTTADUMP: Well, I remember seeing that one The Navy guy pilot. Bye guys. They got sucked into the engine. of a joke.

Chosen: a yeah ah

Steve-O: That's the sound as you get chopped up.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Steve-O: Um, I always think of the, uh, the Twilight Zone movie disaster.

IGOTTADUMP: we Oh, God.

Hal Jordead: Oh, okay.

Steve-O: with ah Dick Morrow.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, why?

Hal Jordead: It was... a

IGOTTADUMP: you might Oh. That's a terrible.

Hal Jordead: Uh, Katie, Katie Segal.

Steve-O: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: Katie Siegel?

IGOTTADUMP: The g - Wait, Peggy?

Hal Jordead: Peg Bundy

IGOTTADUMP: Egg Bundy?

Hal Jordead: Peg Bundy. Yeah. Herd father. He was a director died acts after accidentally walking into a spinning helicopter tail road

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, geez.

IGOTTADUMP: No, no film yeah helicopters.

Steve-O: Yes. Close time.

IGOTTADUMP: kill so many people and the arts. I can't.

Hal Jordead: There's

IGOTTADUMP: I don't know what it is.

Steve-O: I have seen far too many YouTube videos where it's like. disasters from television and it's like 90 % of them are helicopters.

IGOTTADUMP: ah Fuck helicopters, man.

Steve-O: where there was like a reality TV show where they were trying to get all the contestants from like the top of a mountain to like this studio real quick. And they had two helicopters and they accidentally bumped into each other and they just went down and just exploded.

IGOTTADUMP: Jesus fucking Christ.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, dude, I know It just... You know what? Because it's like only rich people are in helicopters.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I mean I guess

Hal Jordead: is there Is there a poor person taking a helicopter somewhere?

IGOTTADUMP: Like and a tour, maybe, once.

Hal Jordead: No.

Steve-O: You know what?

IGOTTADUMP: but like

Steve-O: I always say that the real richest person.

IGOTTADUMP: You're right.

Steve-O: is somebody who's just taking a nice leisurely stroll and eating an apple.

IGOTTADUMP: Mm hmm. You're not gonna get chopped up by blades doing that, right?

Steve-O: Just. I mean, you might buy the ones that are like flying. that from the explosion behind you like

IGOTTADUMP: The helicopter that is crashing, actively crashing.

Steve-O: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Why are we talking about aviation disaster?

Steve-O: We should talk about road disasters.

Hal Jordead: That's true.

Steve-O: Dude, a fucking just errant tire could just take you out.

IGOTTADUMP: I've seen that on the highway, actually. but

Steve-O: It's scary.

IGOTTADUMP: Again. Don't know if that's the the focus of our of our podcast.

Steve-O: Well now hold on

IGOTTADUMP: Aaron.

Hal Jordead: Tire injuries?

IGOTTADUMP: Elliot.

Steve-O: Yeah. Speaking of things that are tiring.

IGOTTADUMP: entire death.

Hal Jordead: Nah, there's a lot. Yep.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh.

Steve-O: Hmm? Hmm? Huh?

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, okay, come on.

Steve-O: Segway?

Chosen: and

Steve-O: um

IGOTTADUMP: You got it. You got it.

Hal Jordead: Hey.

IGOTTADUMP: Keep going, bro.

Hal Jordead: little

Steve-O: Let's... Talk about how.

Hal Jordead: we'll see We'll see if you can land it.

Steve-O: It's like a helicopter which is unlandable.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, you can't. Yep.

Steve-O: Um, uh speaking of tiring we should talk about how tiring it is seeing all the hatred on twitter after every Lanterns episode.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Chosen: Are you... surprised though steve i'm not

IGOTTADUMP: Somebody!

Steve-O: I'm not surprised. I'm not surprised that I was prepared based on everything they had done throughout the entire show.

IGOTTADUMP: Listen.

Chosen: Okay

Chosen: I mean, we've been through

IGOTTADUMP: You guys, you guys, you guys. You got to understand, we need a reason to use AI, okay? And it's great that we now just have bots that hate everything.

Chosen: We need a reason to control the... the world's population too. Sometimes.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. Yeah.

Chosen: I feel.

Hal Jordead: Uh...

IGOTTADUMP: um Well, that's a solution of sorts, but...

Hal Jordead: Yeah. A final solution they say.

IGOTTADUMP: Let's not get on the solution. Let's not get onto those. um Let's pivot out of that and say, yeah, what is the weird? And not not just that either.

IGOTTADUMP: I also want to bring up Digger too.

Hal Jordead: Whoa.

IGOTTADUMP: Uh, Yeah, I know. I hit that R pretty hard, and I apologize to boy to everybody.

Chosen: Yo, what you say fuck me for?

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: um There seems to be ah ah the reverse happening. With that movie. where... It's getting like astroturfed.

IGOTTADUMP: A lot, you know, people are saying it's a masterpiece where they like. You look at lanterns and there's just a giant negative reaction to it. It's it's it's like the yin and yang of ah AI chatbots arguing.

IGOTTADUMP: With themselves. Because the internet is dead.

Hal Jordead: Yeah. I mean, i could I will say I was reading a lot of people that said.

IGOTTADUMP: Uh...

Hal Jordead: I was digging it, but that finale is really bad Now, granted, that's everybody anytime there's a final episode.

IGOTTADUMP: Hmm.

Hal Jordead: Bye. I don't know. I was like, okay.

Chosen: No, but people...

IGOTTADUMP: It is.

Chosen: are

IGOTTADUMP: It is strange to see both reactions.

Chosen: But some of them are some of them are asking, like, the most ridiculous questions, though, about it. They're like, well, I don't understand this.

Steve-O: It definitely shows a lack of media literacy.

Chosen: What?

IGOTTADUMP: Ah, that word. That phrase has been...

Steve-O: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: ah Definitely coming up a lot because I feel like. I feel like COVID fried everybody's brain or something, and now nobody understands what they're watching anymore.

Chosen: I mean, everybody just seems, like, this is the best way to put it.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Chosen: Everyone just seems so entitled. for to exposition for some reason. And maybe that's...

IGOTTADUMP: Well, actually... I think it's worse than that. I think everybody's just a contrarian.

Steve-O: You get more. but tension with hatred.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, like I think

Steve-O: no one No one gets excited about a guy who goes like... I loved it. It was great.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, engagement bait Yeah, 100%.

IGOTTADUMP: Right.

Chosen: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: There's no... It's not provocative. to like something. You know?

Steve-O: If I titled this episode of the podcast, the 18 reasons why the lanterns finale was the worst television show.

Chosen: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: You get a lot.

Steve-O: We would get a million listens.

IGOTTADUMP: Okay. Mostly, you know, and a lot of people that agree with us that say that it's actually quite a good ending. listening just to see what we say and say those people don't have media media literacy and then feel better about themselves like it's just it's a never -ending it's a never -ending cycle of um either reaffirming or... uh, uh, negative bias or a positive

Steve-O: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: And.

Chosen: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, it's it's ruin critical. understanding of media. It's ruined it's ruining it. I don't know if it's ruined it yet but it's

Steve-O: But...

IGOTTADUMP: actively ruining it.

Steve-O: You know, it's really helping out those Five Nights at Freddy's movies.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. Why did I get the shine?

Steve-O: It's just...

IGOTTADUMP: What's that about?

Steve-O: yes that movie That movie, you don't need it. any media literacy you could just like look at your phone the whole time

IGOTTADUMP: And people like that, I guess. And that's maybe what the end goal is for a lot of this just contrarian nonsense. Criticism. of things especially like what what seems to be mostly nitpicks about certain things like that's what i've noticed whenever i read a critical response to lanterns it has to do with small like creative differences that were made to create the story that we're watching.

Steve-O: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: And it it not being a comic book accurate, you know, like those. Things that I thought we were over.

Steve-O: the The strange thing is...

IGOTTADUMP: To be real.

Chosen: Yeah.

Steve-O: that i have a problem with is the people who are complaining about things Date. They really show their kind of like. Fake comic book fan.

Chosen: Yeah.

Steve-O: cards.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh yeah. Oh, 100%.

Chosen: Yeah, because like...

IGOTTADUMP: They out themselves.

Chosen: Well, let's let's talk about the episode. Then we can go with it.

Steve-O: Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll talk we'll talk about that.

Chosen: Hey, eight watch.

Steve-O: yeah

Chosen: Yeah, because... um I mean I thought Okay. Real talk. i don't know how you guys felt we didn't really talk about it March but I thought this was some of the best writing I've ever seen in ah in a comic book adaptation slash property.

IGOTTADUMP: I agree.

Hal Jordead: In this episode or just the show in general?

Chosen: especially for TV. Now.

IGOTTADUMP: no No, this show.

Chosen: This show – and I think that the the the the the thing is with this episode in particular and probably like –

IGOTTADUMP: the show.

Chosen: the contention that some of the general public has with it is That. They kind of just make it their own thing and... They still, I mean, again, I'm not a fucking Green Lantern. Historian.

Chosen: Or anything. But like. I don't know. It just seems like they Whatever. risks or sacrifices that they took with you know. Wrist as in like what would the what would the fans think They kind of just threw out the window.

Chosen: in favor of good writing.

IGOTTADUMP: And good good character development.

Chosen: and i think that

Steve-O: Yeah.

Chosen: A good, and an amazing, amazing, incredible.

Steve-O: ah

Chosen: character development because like every Everything. that you know every little i guess kind of moment or payoff that we got.

Chosen: In. this episode specifically i think was one ah one million percent earned like

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. Yeah totally.

Chosen: I mean like. to to start is like Like the mo the motif for... The show was. Howls gut feeling. Right. And he's always right.

Chosen: and it it always ends up he ends up he ah he ends up being right about who killed him Like right off the bat, the fucking hologram. First thing he said in the car was, like oh, she she killed me.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: We'll do it.

Chosen: Right. so like When he's... so you know, when we have the emotional scene. with john and how at the end and he's just like and you know And John's like, oh, I need your wisdom or whatever. And he's like, well, my gut feeling tells me like you're going to do.

Chosen: this job better than I ever did. Like, there's a lot of, like, it that was earned, you know? Like, i like it it felt it felt ah like a real sentiment that...

Steve-O: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

Chosen: Hal was saying that because that was such a ah ah clear motif. in And, and, and, uh, a lot of the other events that that happened in in the and the show as a whole.

Chosen: Right.

Steve-O: Yeah, the the theme of nature versus nurture. Between all of the characters. like Every character where you have John. being programmed to like.

Steve-O: by his family. like treating him the way he was raised to like not be allowed to like ever have or show fear Versus like. How?

Steve-O: Having like. you know, what was instilled with him knowing that he was kind of a ticking time bomb of a man. And then the Manhunter basically being programmed, but also like cultivating this like.

Steve-O: family Like. amongst the Rushville. Like everybody is going through an arc of. what they were. like supposed to be.

Steve-O: Against what? they are and the people.

Chosen: I mean, I feel like And you know what?

IGOTTADUMP: and And you know what?

Steve-O: they are on the inside.

IGOTTADUMP: I think that... I think that extends. to the way the story is told, too.

Chosen: No, and that's like, ah I think Stinn brought it up in the Discord, like that seems to be a recurring theme in this James Gunn DCU too, where...

Steve-O: Hmm.

IGOTTADUMP: You know?

IGOTTADUMP: That is true. But I think...

Steve-O: Yeah.

Chosen: Which is...

IGOTTADUMP: it that theme extended to how lanterns as a as a whole how the plot was told is kind of like It goes against. a lot of other superhero ships where like

Chosen: Right.

IGOTTADUMP: you had the You had the classic end of a superhero show in episode five. Right.

Steve-O: Right.

IGOTTADUMP: And then there are these next three episodes. that were from an intrigue from the first episode. That was kind of moved on from, but like. It's the real ending.

IGOTTADUMP: It's the real... sublimation of what happens to all of the characters in the show. It's it's a trick, a little bit of a trick that Damon Linenhoff does.

IGOTTADUMP: with the fifth episode, which I really thought was genius. Like I thought that's it's a, it's a wonderfully told story.

Steve-O: m

IGOTTADUMP: You know in that regard

Steve-O: It was it was nice kind of just being able to like. The thing that I noticed that every time somebody was like, oh, well, I think it's this.

Steve-O: Like when somebody would say that in the discord. I felt like that this show never really kind of like dilly -dallied with like a mystery.

IGOTTADUMP: No, it didn't

Steve-O: too long like it didn't do what piece me uh peacemaker season two did where it's like

IGOTTADUMP: No.

IGOTTADUMP: Strung it out.

Steve-O: so Yeah, where like everybody kind of figured it out episode one. But like this one, it's like, oh, well, I think... i think um ah the son what's his name zach i'm trying to remember

IGOTTADUMP: Noah.

Chosen: Noah.

Steve-O: noah thank you they were like i think noah's a manhunter and it's like yeah you kind of just get that like right out the gate with this finale like it does not

Chosen: Yeah, they just get it out they get it out of the way, yeah. Because they're they're more interested in in in the the story.

IGOTTADUMP: Yep.

Chosen: in the writing of the characters and the the story you know they're not really

IGOTTADUMP: Yep.

Steve-O: The...

Chosen: it's not they're not just trying to sell fucking A mystery. You know, because you kind of.

Steve-O: It's not shock value. It's not like, Oh oh my God.

Chosen: Right.

IGOTTADUMP: And every everything noah everything Noah was saying, like that was an incredible moment between him and John.

Steve-O: It's those moments.

Steve-O: Oh my God, dude.

IGOTTADUMP: Where he's basically laying down like the inside of my head is a nightmare.

Steve-O: In the car, yeah.

Steve-O: Hmm.

IGOTTADUMP: like i think about ascending to power and dominating everything and it's just like

Chosen: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: it's it's almost like he's talking down like a school shooter.

Steve-O: Yeah.

Chosen: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: That's the vibe I got from that entire exchange. And John's such a strong... person and such a strong character. That's such strong character. He's able to kind of like. tear down noah's armor and kind of Get him to be vulnerable with him.

Steve-O: oh Where he's like, which way you want to go, Noah?

IGOTTADUMP: And. Yeah, like he's just, ah that's a true superhero.

Steve-O: Mm hmm.

Steve-O: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: You know?

Chosen: Yeah dude.

IGOTTADUMP: Like that's.

Chosen: Is he the bat? Is he the goat? Is he the best? Right now.

IGOTTADUMP: oh

Chosen: see In your tier list, no, no, jo Jon Stewart.

Hal Jordead: You Noah?

IGOTTADUMP: and Yeah.

Hal Jordead: yeah I was like, fucking what?

Steve-O: but

Chosen: Is he top tier?

IGOTTADUMP: He bites you.

Chosen: Is he top tier right now?

IGOTTADUMP: Peace.

Chosen: Jon Stewart.

IGOTTADUMP: Jon Stewart is something.

Chosen: Are we getting a fucking, are we getting a Black Panther?

IGOTTADUMP: you know You know what my theory is?

Chosen: Type, uh...

IGOTTADUMP: You know what my theory is, Sean? My theory is that the man of tomorrow, the plot of that.

Chosen: This beak.

IGOTTADUMP: is going to be Superman and John against the other superhero teams on Earth.

Chosen: ah Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Like the justice squad and whatever justice gang

Chosen: Dude, you know you know him you know you know Clark's going to fucking love the shit out of this guy.

Steve-O: oh

IGOTTADUMP: That's what I mean.

Chosen: Because he...

Steve-O: Uh -huh.

IGOTTADUMP: Like, I think they're gonna...

Chosen: Because he's us. his Clark Kent is us.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. That's what I mean.

Chosen: He's gonna love the shed. Yeah, I love that shit.

IGOTTADUMP: It's perfectly set up. like They're really laying this up. pretty well. And it's an alley -oop, in my opinion. um because they're independent you know like they're separate they're They're not beholden to anyone.

Chosen: Man.

Chosen: Yeah, he's not in the Justice Gang and fucking Jon Stewart's fucking Rogue Lantern, which is so fucking cool.

IGOTTADUMP: to be a superhero.

Steve-O: Yeah, he doesn't work for the Guardians. He's an independent.

Chosen: I love it i Love it, dude

Steve-O: Can I hold on?

Chosen: And he said,

Steve-O: There's something. And I know this is kind of interruption here. There's something that happens in that last scene. where it's the last time. ah John and the hologram are talking.

Steve-O: And. The hologram goes, what were what were my last words? And John goes, I love you. End. Halle Graham says, I love you too, Junior.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Chosen: Whatever.

Steve-O: Here's the thing. I haven't seen anybody talking about it. 2006 how didn't Call. Him, Jr. That was 2016 John Onward.

Chosen: He does it. Uh, Oh shit, good Oh.

Steve-O: Because he called him rookie.

Hal Jordead: boom

Chosen: Yeah. That's a good point.

IGOTTADUMP: Huh.

Chosen: Interesting.

IGOTTADUMP: So it was him all along. This is about yours.

Steve-O: Third. i I don't know.

Chosen: Or...

Steve-O: Like, i I was like, do you think he updated the hologram?

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: Maybe Halle Green just kind of learned. to Collin Jr. I don't know

Chosen: I... I don't know, dude. That's that's a pretty apt. ah observation by Steve, I think.

IGOTTADUMP: Mmm.

Chosen: Because.

Steve-O: I just have not seen many people talking about it And it was just like one of those things that I kind of.

IGOTTADUMP: Mm hmm. It's a very specific choice.

Chosen: yeah everybody everybody yeah all the fucking haters are like oh he never said i love you when he clearly did in that fucking

Steve-O: He clearly did in that scene.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

Chosen: He clearly you fucking doesn't.

Hal Jordead: I rewatched it and I said, okay, yeah. There is. And it's, you know what I i really like about that scene? it's It's kind of his Han Solo moment, you know?

Chosen: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: I love you. I know

Chosen: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: Or like in... um Battlestar. where, uh, Presidents like. to Adama. She's like, I love you. And he says about time.

Hal Jordead: you know.

IGOTTADUMP: you

Hal Jordead: He's like yeah no it was so it was very much i was like yep that's how that's a how move

Steve-O: That's Hal Jordan to a T.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, that's Hal Jordan, dude. Well, that's this this is now...

Chosen: this is the This is how.

Hal Jordead: definitive Hal Jordan.

IGOTTADUMP: you know You know, actually, too, I think some of the critical response might be.

Chosen: Yeah, this is how.

IGOTTADUMP: I know this sounds really strange. I think people don't understand how much they love. Kyle Chandler as Hal. And then when he died, like I think this is like a very immature response.

IGOTTADUMP: to grief. You know?

Hal Jordead: Oh, they're like just bitter.

Chosen: Yeah.

Steve-O: You might be right.

IGOTTADUMP: of ah of a character that they like is dying and they're like why don't why don't you do You know?

Hal Jordead: They're just, it's it's a lot of salt.

Chosen: Yeah.

Steve-O: Oh, you really cast him good, damn it!

IGOTTADUMP: like Yeah. Bye, guys.

Steve-O: Oh, man.

IGOTTADUMP: It's... it's it's a like that's it feels like some of the the crux of the criticism is coming how much people loved How? And I'm like, well, that's not a criticism. it's Clearly not a criticism at all.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

Chosen: Well, I mean, they left they left a couple.

Hal Jordead: i mean I guess the only... The only thing I would get...

Chosen: They left a few nuggets.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, it's like ah they do seem to tease that he's going to come back to life like every.

Steve-O: Yeah. Oh yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Of course.

Hal Jordead: 30 fucking minutes.

IGOTTADUMP: I guess so.

Hal Jordead: for the last few episodes

IGOTTADUMP: People don't. I just don't think that far ahead. i too. And I think that's part of it. And they just think they're killing off. kyle chandler and you know you're very much right they they could bring him they literally say in that episode they can bring him back.

Chosen: Yes, and that show basically says oh I can bring you back

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Right, so there's...

Hal Jordead: Which probably means that's gonna be parallax and then then yeah

IGOTTADUMP: there Parallax.

Steve-O: Dude, he's got his he's got his little free cauldron that he's making on the fear planet.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I love ah ah John waterboarding fucking Sinestro with fear water.

Chosen: Ha ha!

Steve-O: Mm -hmm.

IGOTTADUMP: That is apt as fuck. You know?

Steve-O: Ah!

Steve-O: Ah!

IGOTTADUMP: ah

Steve-O: UGH!

IGOTTADUMP: That is something, isn't it? um

Chosen: He's like, don't do it! Don't do it to me!

Steve-O: yeah

IGOTTADUMP: Fear water, waterboarding. That's something. Yeah, that's a hell of a location too. I really enjoyed that.

Chosen: Did they confirm what planet that was or no?

IGOTTADUMP: What's the planet that was destroyed by the Manhunter?

Chosen: No, but like didn't it do we have a name of the planet

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. Oh, the name? Wasn't it like Argos or something? I thought they did say it

Chosen: It's just Mogo. they didn't that's the big reveal is they were just on mogo the whole time

IGOTTADUMP: yeah

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, poor Mogo.

Hal Jordead: Mocha's fear juice.

Steve-O: Dude, me and Bo ghosted it right over there.

IGOTTADUMP: he

Steve-O: That's still, that line was so goddamn funny the previous episode.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Steve-O: Oh my god.

Hal Jordead: He's a young man.

Steve-O: There'll be a mogul standing right over there, mogul and I.

Chosen: yeah

IGOTTADUMP: Mm -mm.

Hal Jordead: No goes a fucking planet.

Steve-O: laughter

Chosen: Haha.

Hal Jordead: Yep. Fair enough.

IGOTTADUMP: Hmm.

Steve-O: For how low budget this show was. It. It literally like just was like it wrote itself into just this like really nice.

Steve-O: Like. This perfect space for Green Lantern.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, and I think of it like like I said, dude, it's also gonna set up Jon Stewart really well. like in in the other movies and

Steve-O: Oh, 100%.

IGOTTADUMP: really, I think, make him... A great companion to Clark. Like, I just can't not. see them not loving each other and their goal.

IGOTTADUMP: you know like their collective goal as

Chosen: Because they both go against...

IGOTTADUMP: as superheroes.

Chosen: They both go against the grain.

IGOTTADUMP: Mm hmm.

Steve-O: oh

Chosen: And they both just do what's right no matter what.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Chosen: You know.

IGOTTADUMP: there's There's got to be a... a like I bond in that film.

Chosen: They're going to be fucking they're going to be shaking big, dude.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, and's gonna be from the watch that's gonna be watch.

Chosen: It's going to be awesome.

IGOTTADUMP: Thank you very much.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: I'm really excited, too. Like, this is... Gets me more pumped for Man of Tomorrow and like other DC products.

Chosen: Oh man, it's going to be so sick.

IGOTTADUMP: Broderick.

Chosen: Dude, I'm going to fucking... I'm going to. I hope people clap in the theaters when when they show John for the first time.

Hal Jordead: Yeah. They should yeah

Chosen: He's going to be. um Apparently he's gonna be a big part like he's ah like a big fucking

Hal Jordead: You know what? He's going to get a bigger.

Chosen: a Big part of it.

Hal Jordead: You know what, though? They're going to clap for John Cena more.

Chosen: fuck Yeah they are.

IGOTTADUMP: There yeah

Hal Jordead: Sorry. Wee!

IGOTTADUMP: You're right.

Hal Jordead: God see that.

Steve-O: And not even him as peacemaker. It's just going to be where he plays John Cena.

IGOTTADUMP: drinking a flat white.

Hal Jordead: Hey, it's that guy that doesn't want to walk back his love of Vince McMahon

Steve-O: Yabba Doo!

Hal Jordead: Woo! woo

IGOTTADUMP: Drinking a flat white. and yelling at the person filming i'm like you're too close to me

Hal Jordead: Yelling at somebody who made him late.

IGOTTADUMP: I don't know what you're doing here.

Hal Jordead: I'll fucking kill you.

IGOTTADUMP: This is in boy.

Chosen: Yeah, because I'm like – Yeah, I was telling stand in the discord like It makes me like I was a little sad like at the end because It is part of a fucking shared universe. And that kind of. drags me down but also at the same time they kind of just Didn't care.

Chosen: Like.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Chosen: There was no no cameos, really.

IGOTTADUMP: It was...

Chosen: Except for Guy Gardner getting bitched by fucking Jon Stewart.

Hal Jordead: That hurt that hurt.

Chosen: Excellent.

Hal Jordead: I'm not gonna let that hurt me

Chosen: It did?

IGOTTADUMP: you oh but you don't You don't like the gym teacher getting fucking insulted?

Hal Jordead: But...

Chosen: Why?

Hal Jordead: It... i I don't, I don't, I'll say this.

Steve-O: um

Chosen: but

Hal Jordead: I don't. like seeing it, but I also understand that that's that character's function.

Chosen: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: His function is to get bitched. You know?

IGOTTADUMP: He's a jobber he's an ultimate jobber

Chosen: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, the only thing that's a little like, well, you know, you could argue it's a little out of character because...

Chosen: Jobber

IGOTTADUMP: Guy being a jobber?

Hal Jordead: you know.

IGOTTADUMP: Are you kidding me?

Hal Jordead: No, because Guy guy got in Superman's face.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah!

Hal Jordead: you know.

IGOTTADUMP: He does.

Hal Jordead: And he's like, fucking make a move.

Chosen: yeah but that's

IGOTTADUMP: think it's But knocked out by Batman.

Hal Jordead: But like Jon Stewart without without a power ring.

IGOTTADUMP: Then he gets knocked out cold by Batman like he's he's always been

Hal Jordead: Sansom?

Hal Jordead: no no no no

Steve-O: One punch.

Hal Jordead: No, no, that didn't happen. yet But also, I'm just saying that... The fact that he's like, I'll fucking fist fight you, Superman. And then Jon Stewart's like. You know I own your soul, right?

Chosen: Oh.

Hal Jordead: And he's like, oh.

Chosen: Uh, well also, you know to be fair though devin

Hal Jordead: Fuck.

Chosen: He knows Superman's not gonna fucking... do i He knows Superman's not going to kill him. Whereas fucking Jon Stewart sniped a fucking Manhunter.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

Chosen: He's cold -blooded. Like, Jon Stewart...

Steve-O: He's cold -blooded.

Chosen: Johnston was cold -blooded.

Hal Jordead: I mean, no, no, I i get it.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: And i again, I understand the function of the character.

IGOTTADUMP: He's a different level. old Superhero.

Hal Jordead: It is, i guess I guess maybe to what Steve said, though. like you can kind of tell there's not much of a budget there and which The show's great without it, right? But there are moments where you're like,

Hal Jordead: Okay. Because, like, the most the most you see a Green Lantern do... in this entire show is like throw up big bubble shields. Other than that, you know

IGOTTADUMP: No, that's not true.

Hal Jordead: Hmm?

Steve-O: you see You see a drill.

Hal Jordead: What?

IGOTTADUMP: You see a drill.

Steve-O: that's the That's the most complicated construct.

Hal Jordead: I'm sorry, yeah. That's the most complicated thing you see.

IGOTTADUMP: You see a bird.

Hal Jordead: A slow moving drill.

IGOTTADUMP: You see a drill, you see a bird.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, okay, yeah, you know.

IGOTTADUMP: You see, he seems...

Steve-O: You see a man.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: I'll shoot some blasts. You see a fucking green tornado. Huh?

Steve-O: I'm just saying, hey, with 19 million viewers per episode.

Hal Jordead: a Sort.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. Yeah you do!

Hal Jordead: Sort of, yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, you do

Steve-O: Next season. They're going to be there'll be you using that game of throwing the money on those contracts.

Hal Jordead: No, no, I'm excited. I'm excited because you know what? You know what? That wire work guy? I don't know. That's bad. They need a new wire guy.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. It looks like they're being held up by their dicks.

Hal Jordead: dude I know. I was like... I'm not going to lie. I don't want to be that guy, but it did take me out of it. I was like, that looks so fucking stupid.

IGOTTADUMP: It's like they're wearing. it's like It's like they're wearing a thong. and like it's each side being clear.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

Chosen: ah

Hal Jordead: And then he like, and it was worse with Jon Stewart, right? Because they turn him in the middle of it.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: And and I was like, what the?

Steve-O: And he goes, oh!

Hal Jordead: Fuck.

IGOTTADUMP: gift

Steve-O: Oh, my wedgie!

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

Steve-O: Oh!

IGOTTADUMP: It's like the ultimate.

Hal Jordead: yeah' like I don't know, man.

IGOTTADUMP: of

Hal Jordead: I don't know We'll see. That's fine. Also, Hal Jordan, 0 for 2 against Bullets.

Chosen: Yeah. Well.

Hal Jordead: Pretty.

IGOTTADUMP: yep You know, you don't got that ring.

Steve-O: I don't think he expected that

IGOTTADUMP: Don't get that ring.

Steve-O: He is.

Chosen: Was it you?

IGOTTADUMP: what

Chosen: was is there still a mystery to be had like is it a loose end that You know? Somebody tried to burn his house down.

Steve-O: You know what?

Chosen: Or do you think...

Steve-O: That is interesting.

Hal Jordead: I mean, may I don't know.

Steve-O: Because in the

Hal Jordead: it's It seems just kind of like anyone would have.

Chosen: it just the townies It's just the townies.

Hal Jordead: Yeah. Townies.

Steve-O: I've gained a lot. A lot of Molotovs, if that's the case. They got the upstairs, the downstairs, yeah.

Hal Jordead: I mean, they really didn't like him. Yeah, I really didn't like him, though.

Chosen: yeah

Hal Jordead: Awesome.

Steve-O: But you know what? He tried to save the plant.

IGOTTADUMP: He did.

Hal Jordead: He did.

Chosen: earl He did

Steve-O: No, I know he yeah know he did save Earl, but i'm like um I think that's a very Hal Jordan thing.

Hal Jordead: He did.

Hal Jordead: i I was unexpectedly... ah Emotional is too strong of a word, but I was like, oh, no. Oh no, Earl!

Chosen: Oh yeah, with Earl, yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, yeah, I got i got work.

Steve-O: I will.

Chosen: Oh no! Not Earl!

IGOTTADUMP: I owe it.

Steve-O: Okay, one.

Hal Jordead: I was like oh shit!

IGOTTADUMP: That was rough

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: That was a rough little scene.

Steve-O: Hey, when John's going back home and... His family's all like happy to see him. Earl's sitting there right right by the side hanging out.

Hal Jordead: Actually, you know, what I didn't like that. I didn't like that.

Steve-O: You didn't like that.

Hal Jordead: Uh -uh, uh -uh, uh -uh. Nah, that's too many fucking happy endings for a real shitty... A couple of family members.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: Because...

Steve-O: but

Hal Jordead: Because they imply very heavily that his dad's like in a home.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: And his dad's just there.

Steve-O: Right, and he's like got a gun.

Hal Jordead: He's like, oh, what's up, young God?

IGOTTADUMP: he's doing great He's doing dry pops in the ah in the ah the old photo.

Hal Jordead: You know. Yeah, he's there fucking the mom just sitting there like I thought the mother was kind of like unloved and living alone

IGOTTADUMP: She kind of was.

Hal Jordead: She's just like, I made pie basically. The brothers are... I mean, granted, listen, you're all going to kiss the the literal ring once fucking...

IGOTTADUMP: The money shiz.

Hal Jordead: Because that's that's Green Lantern John Stewart walking into that house.

IGOTTADUMP: And the money, too.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, and the money.

Steve-O: All right, all right, hold on. me tell you something, Devin. Let me tell you something, all right? all right So that scene's playing. And like, you know, John, all John's family's happy to see him. He sees his mom. He hugs his mom.

Steve-O: you're In your head, because I know it's not playing during the scene, but in my head, that song from Goodfellas was playing. like during the montage

IGOTTADUMP: What? The fucking Eric Clapton song?

Steve-O: Yeah. The Eric Clapton song. And then this, so this is the beginning of season two. It's that same exact scene and it's all playing through.

IGOTTADUMP: The end of Layla.

Steve-O: Everybody's happy. Layla's playing. And then it slowly pulls out to reveal that Jon Stewart has the black mercy flower on his chest.

IGOTTADUMP: who

Chosen: yeah

Steve-O: Mongol style.

Hal Jordead: Yeah. Dude, I'm not going to lie. It kind of did feel like that a little bit.

Steve-O: A little bit. I'm with you.

Hal Jordead: I was like, this is too perfect. Too perfect.

IGOTTADUMP: I think he has a healthy relationship now. with everybody.

Hal Jordead: Well, he shouldn't.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: His parents fucking stink.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: Um,

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: But no, overall...

IGOTTADUMP: nobody's perfect in the show man nobody everybody's

Hal Jordead: yeah and i do and i yeah And I mentioned this on the Discord.

IGOTTADUMP: Shades of gray.

Hal Jordead: I did mention this on the Discord, but I think it's worth kind of bringing up again. I do... Kind of like how they circumvent that How and... Jon are going to kind of like grow as a character despite one of them being dead.

Hal Jordead: for like half the season. you know Because it's like. That how. You know, it's... you know, it works mostly, but it's like, yeah, that how.

Hal Jordead: Sure, you know other how I don't know you know i really don't know if they ever would have kind of like grown as people that actually cared about each other. uh, at least in the contents of what we had seen, but hologram.

Hal Jordead: You know, that's ah that's a whole other story. And I just dig that that's kind of how they wrote around it, especially if. You kind of want to get that little and that kind of happy ending of like, well, even though we know he's dead by episode one.

Hal Jordead: you know, ah we're trying something a little bit different. And... I know. I dug it. Um, I do think it was...

Hal Jordead: I have questions though. I have a lot of questions now.

Steve-O: oh John.

Hal Jordead: I want to know. I want to know what happens this semester.

Chosen: Ask, ask them. Ask them. Dude, he's fucking chilling, dude. He's going to make a yellow ring. He's going to somehow get a yellow ring over there.

Hal Jordead: I know, but I wanted the yellow ring. I want the yellow ring right away.

IGOTTADUMP: I'm gonna do yellow ring. I'm gonna do yellow header.

Steve-O: how do you feel How do you feel about John's lantern being a little bit yellow painted, a little yellow crack?

Chosen: I want Darkseid.

Hal Jordead: Well, that's what I mean. it's It's going to be like the fucking Venom symbiote. It's going to slowly but surely... Turn yellow. It's like when you leave fruit out in the sun, dude.

Steve-O: ah

Hal Jordead: He's gonna go rotten.

Steve-O: My bananas! turning yellow!

Hal Jordead: My salad's yellow. Now, you don't want a yellow salad.

IGOTTADUMP: Hey, Brad.

Steve-O: You don't want a yellow salad.

IGOTTADUMP: Ain't no banana, okay? That's not how that works.

Steve-O: My perfectly green banana is now turned yellow.

IGOTTADUMP: people. look

Hal Jordead: Disgusting. Yeah, the one example. Eww!

Steve-O: um I got to say, though. To just review the entire series. This is a Mary. I was...

Chosen: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: hell Yeah, dude.

Chosen: Yeah, easy, easy man.

Steve-O: i don't know if i was expecting it to be this good of a show i was expecting good stuff

Chosen: Easy.

Steve-O: But I wasn't expecting to like absolutely fall in love. with this show like I did.

Chosen: With Jon Stewart. Yo. If you told me... Fucking. Ten years ago that I would be a fucking Jon Stewart Stan i'd I'd laugh in your fucking face.

Steve-O: Yeah, you're a Kyle Rayner guy.

Chosen: Yeah. John Stewart's The Goat.

IGOTTADUMP: That's kind of true. I was always a Hal Jordan or Guy Gardner guy.

Chosen: Jon Stewart is the goat Now.

IGOTTADUMP: No, no, yeah, like, I i really...

Chosen: for Me.

IGOTTADUMP: Those are the two characters I always liked from the comics. But this is different, and I like this more. Ultimately...

Chosen: I love it I love this shit.

Steve-O: Look, I know.

IGOTTADUMP: I really do.

Steve-O: Devin's a big Alan Scott guy. He he hates wood.

Hal Jordead: mm -hmm

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: He's the best dude.

Chosen: Oh my god, people yo, people fucking complaining about...

IGOTTADUMP: Fuck wood, man!

Chosen: About the oath? Dude, that oath was fucking bars, dude. That shit was sick. It was sick.

Steve-O: It was good.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

Steve-O: It was real good.

Hal Jordead: I like that O.

Chosen: How was it? I was so into it dude.

Hal Jordead: Yeah. I like that he picks the lantern. He makes his own oath. That's a slippery slope though, dude.

Chosen: I love that

Steve-O: What, that you could just freestyle the earth?

Chosen: What's a slippery slope?

Hal Jordead: Fucking guy if guy Gardner found out he could have made his own oath He's like bitches and money and whores.

Chosen: du i love Dude, he really bit he really bitched the Guy, though.

Steve-O: Gold teeth.

Chosen: He really bitched them.

Steve-O: Dude, you know Batman's going to punch that gold tooth out, right?

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: I know. I know.

Steve-O: They're setting that up, and I love that.

IGOTTADUMP: Alan Richardson, Batman.

Hal Jordead: but But what's great, but but here's the thing, though.

Steve-O: ah and

Hal Jordead: but I will say, not to go back to it, but here's the thing. What's so beautiful about that moment is Guy Garner... literally doesn't think. He's like, I can take him. Fuck it.

Hal Jordead: You know?

Chosen: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: Because that's that's kind of what you almost have to admire about Guy.

IGOTTADUMP: Of course!

Hal Jordead: So again, to see him get bitched out a little bit, it just does hurt. hurts a little bit. Hurts a little bit.

IGOTTADUMP: He is a jobber still though.

Hal Jordead: like a lot.

IGOTTADUMP: That's the other part.

Chosen: So he –

Hal Jordead: He's not a jobber.

Steve-O: he Dude, he's a jobber.

Hal Jordead: Come on.

IGOTTADUMP: Yes. He's a big time driver.

Hal Jordead: He's not a jobber.

Steve-O: Okay, okay, okay. I'm sorry. He's on the job squad.

IGOTTADUMP: He's all...

Steve-O: So it's him and Al Snow.

IGOTTADUMP: fish

Steve-O: and

Hal Jordead: He's not a jobber dude

Steve-O: Stevie Richard.

IGOTTADUMP: He's 100 %

Hal Jordead: did That guy literally wiped an army out with a wave of his hand. He's not a jobber.

IGOTTADUMP: Okay, in in the movies.

Hal Jordead: When he said, oh, okay, okay, okay, okay.

IGOTTADUMP: I'm i'm really sorry. You're right. You're right. His power is a little escalated in the films and the comics.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: He's always been a jobber, babe.

Hal Jordead: I don't think so.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh. Always.

Hal Jordead: He's just a badass.

Chosen: when is When does Guy get the yellow? yellow lantern Ring.

Hal Jordead: I know he gets a red lantern. I mean, at this point, I'm sure they all have.

Chosen: No, didn't didn't he have a yellow one and jli

Hal Jordead: I... I mean, And...

IGOTTADUMP: and yeah Probably.

Hal Jordead: At this point, I'm sure they've all had every color ever.

Chosen: im cryp fairly shit

Steve-O: at at At one point.

IGOTTADUMP: Probably.

Chosen: No, no, no but no, but guy guy Garner was a yellow lantern for for a while for a while like in the 90s Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

Steve-O: At one point... him It was ringless.

IGOTTADUMP: Really?

Hal Jordead: Oh, that's right. no Yeah, he had like Sinestro's ring or something, right?

Chosen: Yeah, during i like during ah Superman's death shit.

IGOTTADUMP: wow

Hal Jordead: Yeah, yeah, yeah. He used Sinestro's old...

Chosen: like He was yellow.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh yeah, you're right, dude.

Hal Jordead: I'm looking it up. He used Sinestro's old yellow power ring out of necessity when he was expelled.

Steve-O: Damn.

Chosen: Yo, just say I'm not a Green Lantern historian or anything, but you know.

Hal Jordead: No.

Chosen: But I did know that.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

Chosen: At least.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, wait, wait. So after losing a physical challenge to Hal Jordan, Guy was forced to quit the Green Lantern Corps.

Chosen: Wow, dude, he's always getting bitched, dude.

Hal Jordead: You're right. I do. But you know what? Yeah.

Chosen: Why is he always getting bitched?

Hal Jordead: The outfit, the outfit was always, ah it was always like a weird jacket.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: So I never. equated it to a Sinestro, like a yellow ring.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, it was a blue We win.

Chosen: Right.

Steve-O: a

IGOTTADUMP: Whack or whatever.

Chosen: Right.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: It's really interesting.

Hal Jordead: Damn, man. Yeah, that's fucking...

Steve-O: good Good memory. Good memory.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

Chosen: Yeah, I fucking dude you guys doubted me

Hal Jordead: Fuck.

Chosen: Dude, Johnson.

Hal Jordead: Hey! Look!

Chosen: Dude, Jon Stewart is him, though, man. I'm all about...

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

Chosen: Jon Stewart.

Steve-O: They nailed. Jon Stewart. To dust off a team of classic.

Chosen: Sam was... Sam was like, I think i think Jon Stewart's my favorite now. i'm like Yo, me me and you both, sister.

Hal Jordead: Does she even have a right to say anyone else could have been her favorite though? Let's be honest.

Chosen: Well, dude, I knew she was like, you know, she's fucking Joel Miller from Last of Us. So I knew she was going to like.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

Chosen: be attached to HAL. But also she lost she really loves, like Superman's like her favorite.

Hal Jordead: What if she's like, I just love that Sinestro.

Chosen: Superman 2025 is like her favorite.

Steve-O: I love that.

Hal Jordead: He looks so sunburnt.

Steve-O: next stra oh ha ah

Chosen: Who wouldn't? Who wouldn't love that Sinestra?

Steve-O: Look at him in his cauldron.

Chosen: Angelus Sinestro? Yeah, me too. I love Angelus Sinestro too.

Hal Jordead: No he's not that cool yet.

Chosen: Love that, dude.

Hal Jordead: No, he was just prisoner. Don't drown me, Sinestro.

Chosen: You got bitched.

Steve-O: He kind of got played. You know, he got put in the job squad.

Hal Jordead: he got He got punked out a little bit.

Chosen: Got a bitch?

Hal Jordead: Yeah, yeah, he got bitched out a little bit.

Chosen: God bless. got bits

Hal Jordead: I think that that's the thing.

IGOTTADUMP: good

Chosen: Yo, why do you - Why is everyone getting bitched in this?

Hal Jordead: i the the biggest The biggest problems were like local hillbillies. That's who did the most damage.

IGOTTADUMP: It's mine.

Chosen: Bro, dude, those

Hal Jordead: And it's that's again, that's like that low -budget concept.

Chosen: I mean... Amen.

IGOTTADUMP: and and a little girl And a girl at a diner.

Steve-O: Yeah. Local Hillbilly.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

Steve-O: God, I forgot.

Hal Jordead: Oh, no, you you know what?

Steve-O: That's true.

Hal Jordead: You know what? Actually, that bugged me too.

IGOTTADUMP: Why, he paid her the money?

Chosen: What?

Hal Jordead: she She should have opened up and it just should have been a fucking green middle finger.

Steve-O: ah

Hal Jordead: So fuck you, bitch.

IGOTTADUMP: He loved it.

Chosen: Nah, dude, that shows John.

Hal Jordead: None.

Chosen: that Dude, that's all John cares.

IGOTTADUMP: he's He's sorry man, he's so sorry.

Chosen: She was...

Steve-O: That shows, I understand that that is him showing that he still wants to like.

Hal Jordead: Ah.

Chosen: Shit.

Chosen: Yeah, she was...

Steve-O: make amends for the town.

Chosen: Yeah, she was...

Hal Jordead: It should have been a bunch of green money that fucking disappeared as soon as she opened it, dude.

Steve-O: Her casting is like, she she looks exactly like that one Green Lantern.

Hal Jordead: Uh, Yeah, yeah.

Steve-O: character. I forget her name, but like...

Hal Jordead: I know who you're talking about.

Steve-O: The entire time, I'm like, when are they going to reveal something about her?

Hal Jordead: She's too she's too attractive

Steve-O: because Yes. It's too prominent. I have seen people say that that's...

IGOTTADUMP: do

Steve-O: What's that? Lurfreeze? What the hell is that character?

Hal Jordead: Lar fleas, dude?

Chosen: Barflees?

Steve-O: Lark? Larfleeze. I've been seeing it people say that's Larfleeze.

Hal Jordead: Yo, dude, a sexy Larfleeze?

IGOTTADUMP: Wow. du Amen.

Hal Jordead: Yes. Yes, please.

IGOTTADUMP: A little bit.

Steve-O: It's like at the watch.

Chosen: Yes, please and thank you.

Hal Jordead: Pleased and thank you.

Steve-O: the Watch it, the buddy. like

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

Steve-O: ah

Hal Jordead: Yeah, dude, I'll let her I'll let her fucking parallax me

Chosen: I can see that. But not really.

Steve-O: ah

Hal Jordead: Fuckin'... Greedy ass bitch. but uh You know, overall, overall, very good show.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: very very good show

Steve-O: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: I could marry. Fucking Mary.

Steve-O: I think this got the... ah the the gun dcu back in line people were kind of falling off after uh how wonder super girl was

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

Chosen: Yeah, are we back? Are we back?

IGOTTADUMP: you reload He gun reloaded?

Hal Jordead: That was it.

Steve-O: Yeah, got reloaded.

IGOTTADUMP: And.

Hal Jordead: i do I do think, I don't know, i I do worry that we're in a bit of a bubble.

IGOTTADUMP: And we got, we got later.

Hal Jordead: because I do see people go, it's good. Not. Great. It's good. you know they're like oh the first half is actually just kind of a bad version of true detective

Chosen: yeah and

Steve-O: ah umm I'm sorry. It's the best fucking Green Lantern thing ever.

IGOTTADUMP: Yes, hands down.

Hal Jordead: well well

IGOTTADUMP: No question.

Hal Jordead: The best non -comic Green Lantern thing ever.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah adaptation

Hal Jordead: Yes.

Steve-O: Best non -comic, yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: like Yes, actual adaptation of Green Lantern.

Hal Jordead: Yeah. Yes.

IGOTTADUMP: The best.

Hal Jordead: easily.

IGOTTADUMP: It is the best.

Chosen: Dude, imagine like. I don't know years a couple years from now when fucking hal comes back like that's gonna be awesome

Steve-O: Yes. Rebirth.

Chosen: As a fucking, as a fucking. As Parallax.

Steve-O: Oh, never mind. the battle

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: What the hell?

Hal Jordead: As.

IGOTTADUMP: expect that.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, as Parallax, who...

IGOTTADUMP: You have me included.

Hal Jordead: I mean, that's the kind of thing, right? Hal's going to come back and his mouth's going to open up. He's going to have four rows of teeth. And it's going to be fucking sick.

Steve-O: That guy's got a bug in his butt.

Hal Jordead: And I hate to say, but he needs that fucking parallax fit. That's a sick fit, dude.

Steve-O: Yeah, no, he does. And he needs all the rings.

Hal Jordead: Oh my god, yeah. Can you?

Steve-O: And he's doing it he's he's doing it to bring back Rushville, baby. Oops, my bad.

Hal Jordead: Oh, that's...

Steve-O: My bad, baby.

Hal Jordead: I'm not going to lie. that's that's That is real low. We're aiming a little low. I've become a... A century of evil and fear so I could bring back... a small town in Fucking Kentucky. Like, oh, okay.

Hal Jordead: Thanks.

IGOTTADUMP: I love it.

Steve-O: Yeah, but my my girlfriend lives here and I feel real bad

Hal Jordead: Oh man, you know what? Ah, never mind.

IGOTTADUMP: Well, what are you gonna say?

Chosen: What?

Hal Jordead: No, I just...

Chosen: Yeah. Finish it, Evan.

Steve-O: What are you going to say?

Hal Jordead: i was I was looking at a gif of him getting shot and then just falling very awkwardly. And I was like, okay.

Chosen: Who, John?

Hal Jordead: Sit down.

Chosen: Or how? How?

Hal Jordead: Yeah, he gets shot and then and then his body does the complete opposite of what a body should do.

Chosen: Oh, and he just sits down perfectly.

Hal Jordead: where hes like I was like, all right, whatever.

Steve-O: Well, he's sitting and he's sitting in sports stadium stands, so that makes sense.

Hal Jordead: no no he was standing get shot It just, again, i didn't it bugged me initially. I was like, that was weird. And then I was just staring at a GIF.

Hal Jordead: of it looping and I was like, I actually hate this. But. Again, that's nitpicking. We're kind of nitpicking at that point.

Steve-O: John, I think you were right. He said at the end he hated it.

Chosen: Told you. Told you.

IGOTTADUMP: yeah He came down.

Steve-O: All right, there you go.

Chosen: Told you he was going to hate it.

Steve-O: There you go.

Hal Jordead: Ah, ah, ah. ah

Steve-O: Damn you, Kopec!

Hal Jordead: No.

IGOTTADUMP: Just like Watchmen.

Steve-O: Um,

Hal Jordead: Wait, I liked Watchmen.

IGOTTADUMP: Then you were like... Did she really walk on water? I wanted to know!

Steve-O: um i don't know

Hal Jordead: It needs to make sense. What happened to that guy who looped himself up and slid into that... that sewer. they To be fair, they never they never go back to it.

IGOTTADUMP: I know.

Steve-O: Whatever happened to that mirror man?

IGOTTADUMP: That guy's great though.

Hal Jordead: Yeah. Wasn't it heavily implied that I was like the one FBI secretary or something like that?

IGOTTADUMP: He was. It was most certainly him.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: There's no doubt is the same height. He was a tall guy Like.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, we'll creep. We'll all creep.

Steve-O: Oh, now that lantern's over.

IGOTTADUMP: Awesome.

Steve-O: You can go back and rewatch Watchmen.

IGOTTADUMP: and the penguin.

Steve-O: And the penguin.

Hal Jordead: You know what's funny is I did...

IGOTTADUMP: I'll be. Bang your fucking PC shows.

Hal Jordead: I did keep thinking of the Watchmen HBO show. while watching this for some reason.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah Yeah, me too.

Steve-O: Oh, I know why.

IGOTTADUMP: like

Steve-O: Because every episode, when it ended, it would show you.

Chosen: I wonder why, Devin.

Steve-O: The link to Watchmen.

Hal Jordead: what Was that true?

IGOTTADUMP: a

Hal Jordead: Is that true?

Steve-O: Yeah, because it's the same writing team.

Hal Jordead: Dude, maybe I was subliminally like Oh, yeah, Damon Lindhoff.

IGOTTADUMP: You know what?

Hal Jordead: That's it.

IGOTTADUMP: No, man.

Hal Jordead: That's why I kept thinking of it, yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, no.

Hal Jordead: Alright, I'm not crazy.

Chosen: Oh. Oh, black people. Oh, okay. That's Devin.

Steve-O: ah

Chosen: Black people are in it.

Hal Jordead: he has.

Steve-O: Damn it, Devin!

Hal Jordead: Now, no, technically he's blue. Let's be honest.

Chosen: Okay, fair, fair, fair.

Hal Jordead: Thank you.

Chosen: Bear.

Hal Jordead: Amen.

Chosen: Yeah, but what about Hooded Justice?

Hal Jordead: true

Chosen: Was he blue? You see them all the same?

Hal Jordead: Well... ah

Chosen: You see them all the same, Devin?

Hal Jordead: He's a...

IGOTTADUMP: good

Hal Jordead: that's a bit more of a complicated subject

IGOTTADUMP: Hehehehe.

Hal Jordead: He does a great German accent. You know that.

Steve-O: Devin. You're always worried about the blue skins and green skin people. But it's never the black man that you care about.

Hal Jordead: And you know what?

IGOTTADUMP: It was really nice.

Steve-O: i butcheered I butchered that line from the comic.

Hal Jordead: Let's... Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Yep.

Steve-O: Let me run that one back.

IGOTTADUMP: I know.

Steve-O: Let me run that one back.

IGOTTADUMP: There you go run it back

Steve-O: I gotta look it up. It's been too long.

Hal Jordead: Oh god Jesus Christ.

IGOTTADUMP: Ha ha ha ha ha!

Steve-O: Anyway. tell me tell me Tell me about some movies.

Hal Jordead: Well, you know, let's not make it about let's let's let's take it about race.

IGOTTADUMP: Arrgh!

Hal Jordead: Let's get away from race.

IGOTTADUMP: i'll be I'll be the green arrow.

Hal Jordead: I saw digger uh,

IGOTTADUMP: oh you saw digger there it is

Hal Jordead: Yeah, I saw Digger. Um... Yep. is a I had feelings when I was watching this. I was... I was at times both like, Very in awe of.

Hal Jordead: the direction and like what's happening on the screen and just be like man this is like This is something, right? it's Something real unique. And there are other times where I was like, this is so close. Like.

Hal Jordead: They're on the rickety bridge in Sorcerer on the Jeep, right?

IGOTTADUMP: who

Hal Jordead: or the, you know, and the truck and they're trying to cross the bridge and you're like, this could fall apart. at any second. And there's so many moments in this movie where they're like, The...

Hal Jordead: It's not off the rails, but God, it's so close to just going completely gonzo. and like just completely ridiculous.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. That's been his latest films.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: this director.

Hal Jordead: Um,

IGOTTADUMP: I mean, without without Tom Cruise in them. i mean like i i watched some of his movies before this. You know, I've seen them before because I do like his style of direction.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: But, man, he's gotten a bit self -indulgent.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Layton's career.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, this one this one is, it's like It's telling a ah kind of a story. Simple story. And then there's the big kind of twist slash.

Hal Jordead: It's really more twist than hook, right? um

Steve-O: More twists than the movie hook.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: ah No, we...

Hal Jordead: um

IGOTTADUMP: uh

Hal Jordead: There's a big twist that you find out probably within like 20 minutes of watching the movie.

IGOTTADUMP: Hi. oh thank you

Steve-O: He's Peter Pan!

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: And. And weirdly, it like doesn't change the movie all that out as much as you think it would. Which is really strange, considering.

IGOTTADUMP: Okay. I know what it is, so it's...

Hal Jordead: I know, I know.

IGOTTADUMP: a

Hal Jordead: you Yeah, you know, I don't want to really just kind of blow it out.

IGOTTADUMP: Of course.

Hal Jordead: um

IGOTTADUMP: Of course.

Steve-O: Can you make it a riddle? Could you give us a little riddle of what it might be?

IGOTTADUMP: Nice riddle.

Hal Jordead: Um... Uh, no. i will not i will just say it's it's reminiscent uh it's like a spiritual successor to birdman

IGOTTADUMP: You don't got a riddle. Yes, dude. I got like eight riddles planned all the time.

Steve-O: Ooh.

IGOTTADUMP: when we do

Hal Jordead: Yeah. It's like a spiritual sequel to Birdman. Um, without Without the... the quote -unquote note to cuts. um

Steve-O: Could you say it might be a spiritual successor to Super Mario Brothers 3?

Hal Jordead: No. I i will not.

Steve-O: o baby.

Hal Jordead: I will not say that

Steve-O: mm -hmm

IGOTTADUMP: if we would

Hal Jordead: Um,

Steve-O: thank

Hal Jordead: No, because it's like... there's There's a... kind of like a meta subplot. that What's really frustrating is the movie starts getting interesting in both directions and then immediately stops to then go.

Hal Jordead: Okay, we're doing this now. Like, yeah, but it was just getting kind of fascinating. And they're like, that's fine. We're doing this now. And then the same thing would happen the other way.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: Where it's like...

IGOTTADUMP: He never really fully develops a lot of his kooky ideas. and

Hal Jordead: Yeah, yeah. and And then there's like some subplots that really just go nowhere. um there's characters that show up and You think it's going to be something. And then there's kind of hints that it's going to be something.

Hal Jordead: And then it's the most mundane thing ever. And you're like.

IGOTTADUMP: i guess I gotta admit too, like I'm watching the trailer.

Hal Jordead: Alright.

IGOTTADUMP: And just from the trailer alone, I see a lot of like overacting.

Hal Jordead: well Some of it's almost on purpose, right? Like...

IGOTTADUMP: No, I get that. But like, that's not great either.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, so Well, so there's a moment where Tom Cruise, who you know, he kind of. has opinions about how Digger is being portrayed.

Hal Jordead: While playing Digger. Which is...

IGOTTADUMP: I'm not even saying Tom Cruise.

Hal Jordead: no No, no, I know. I'm just saying that like...

IGOTTADUMP: I'm like more like the supporting cast. Like, when I when i watched in that trailer, like... It looked like there was a lot of these big jokes and they were not landing.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, well, I mean, and again, you would be feeling what...

IGOTTADUMP: Like that's the impression.

Hal Jordead: the character of Digger is feeling. Um, The actor that plays Digger is feeling throughout the movie. He's like, this is ridiculous. It's over the top. Why are we doing this? They shouldn't even be on the same plane.

Hal Jordead: um Yeah, yeah, it's... it's But it just it it just like scratches being really something great. And then it just kind of goes, no, let's just keep going.

Hal Jordead: and And there's a, I don't want to even want to say a surprise ending, because at that point it's not a surprise, but it's just kind of like a... it's a nice little like thumbprint at the end of the movie where you're like, all right.

Hal Jordead: Put your stamp on it. it's It's not bad. I don't like the... the reviews and the articles that I read that's like, oh my God, this was like the hardest movie to watch all year. Like it's not.

Hal Jordead: um At all. um it's It's really, I think it's gorgeous in some ways. and kind of purposefully really bland in others. um but again there are just these moments where You're like, oh, we are so close. We are so close to just this being a fucking Boots Riley movie in the worst way.

Hal Jordead: where you just kind of threw your hands up and you're like, all right, cool. let's just walk away from this Um, I would say I gave it a fuck. It's not a kill. by any stretch.

Hal Jordead: And it... It's probably closer to a good sit than it deserves to be in my brain, but I just can't. I just can't give it that. So it's ah it's a right in the middle of the road fuck. I would not really recommend people see this.

Steve-O: Would you say it again?

Hal Jordead: i I would only see it again if I could see it with like one of you guys. who had not seen it. Like if Chris had like one of those like oh just come over and watch Digger like I'd be like, yeah I'm curious to see what other people think.

Hal Jordead: um It's not unwatchable. It's not one of those like, oh my God, it'd be a nightmare to watch it again. um Really wouldn't be. um But like, I don't think I would ever find myself like.

Hal Jordead: bored by myself. And like with Jenny and being like, oh, let's watch Digger. Like that will never happen.

Steve-O: this This is gonna be a good time.

Hal Jordead: Oh, I got to show you Digger, Jenny. Like, no. I did that with weapons. I'll do that with like weapons. like jenny we gotta to fucking watch weapons that's great i'll watch that again but No. um Completely fine, completely acceptable.

Hal Jordead: I also saw another, a bit more of a snoot, a bit more of a snooty movie. I felt felt like I had to put my money where my mouth was because I'd been talking up this movie for a couple of weeks.

Hal Jordead: Just any time it had come up. And ah it's a movie called The Wait. with Ethan Hawke. It's a very small budget movie with like Ethan Hawke and Russell Crowe. And basically he plays.

Hal Jordead: an otherwise nice guy during the Depression who gets himself arrested. and his daughter's going to be... Putting her home if he doesn't get out of jail.

Hal Jordead: but he's going to be in jail for a long time and he finds his way out of jail. but he has to track a bunch of gold that fdr is trying to steal not steal FDR is trying to Recollect.

IGOTTADUMP: yeah Fucking FDR, man.

Steve-O: Heist movie, let's go!

Hal Jordead: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: I knew that's why you wanted to be president.

Hal Jordead: he He's... Yeah. he was like they're like he's not getting our gold so basically him and a couple of criminals

IGOTTADUMP: Hmm.

Hal Jordead: are tasked to walk this gold across like 50 miles of wilderness. so So it can kind of be... um Oh, what's the word?

Hal Jordead: ah So it can be appropriately placed. aka not an fdr is uh government goon hands.

IGOTTADUMP: It sounds like a really high... concept red box movie

Hal Jordead: A little bit, right? So so the hook... and the hook of it really is Ethan Hawke's character is very clever. He's a super clever dude. um And...

Steve-O: i could have told you that dude come on we watched that vampire movie

Hal Jordead: Yeah. We did one where he said, what if we. cured them, but then they were eaten by vampires, but then that cured those vampires, but then they get eaten by more vampires.

Steve-O: 30 minutes later.

Hal Jordead: ah He's more clever in this movie than he was in that movie.

Steve-O: Okay, that's fair.

Hal Jordead: I'll say that. um But it's... It's kind of like... You see everything coming. you know the interest is just kind of like ethan hawke being good at acting. you know, and kind of like, oh.

Hal Jordead: What's clever Ethan Hawking to do? um, there's of Kind of like Digger, there's characters that had show up. And you're like... There's got to be a resolution to this, and there's not. There's just now.

Hal Jordead: It was just not. And you're like, okay. Um, Generally okay. A generally okay movie. I probably would rate this a little bit higher than Digger.

Hal Jordead: maybe in the good sit territory, like a low good sit high fuck. ah But if we want to bring it all the way down. I also watched The Conjuring Last Rites, the last Conjuring movie.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh.

Steve-O: Oh, okay.

IGOTTADUMP: Why?

Hal Jordead: Because i so I said, oh my God, it's it's October. I got to put something on. I came home. Jenny was asleep. I said, fuck it. ah That movie is so terrible.

IGOTTADUMP: I can imagine.

Hal Jordead: That is a... No, it's really bad du It's really bad. so

IGOTTADUMP: The third one was bad.

Hal Jordead: No, third one's pretty good, actually.

IGOTTADUMP: No, it was bad, David.

Hal Jordead: Oh, no, no, no.

IGOTTADUMP: We were laughing.

Hal Jordead: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. The Conjuring movies. that third Conjuring movie was back.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: One of the Annabelle movies, one of the Annabelle sequels is actually not. Not bad at all. Um, But.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, yeah, that that is true.

Hal Jordead: No, no, but dude, this is like twice as bad as the third one

IGOTTADUMP: yeah

Hal Jordead: You know, the first ones, like actually. Groundbreaking is too strong, but like first one's really well put together.

IGOTTADUMP: yeah second one Second one has some really great moments.

Hal Jordead: Really spooky. Yes, it was really good moments.

IGOTTADUMP: but kind of forgettable.

Hal Jordead: Third one's pretty forgettable. This one's memorable in how bad it is. um So I don't know if you guys remember, but... There's a scene where in with the Annabelle doll.

Hal Jordead: In one of the sequels, it's kind of implied that a demon... is holding the dog. Demons controlling the dog. That seems to be in one of the movies that's like the established lore. what's happening.

Hal Jordead: In this one, Annabelle keeps showing up like a bad Marvel villain. And then at one point just turns into a, like a six. to eight foot tall annabelle dog just chasing somebody down a hallway And I was like, I literally, I paused. I was like, what the fuck is this? And I was like.

Hal Jordead: Okay, there's 20 minutes left. Let me just finish this out. um, Now, it's truly, truly dog shit. Um, you know, I think it came out last year, but would be in the running for worst movie I've seen this year.

Steve-O: Really? Ooh, okay.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, it was soup. Do not recommend. Do not pass go.

IGOTTADUMP: Cool.

Hal Jordead: That was a terrible movie.

IGOTTADUMP: Interesting.

Hal Jordead: and And listen, finally, I'm just going to say this. I mentioned it last week or the other week. But i just I said, fine, I'll do it. And I started watching The Gentleman, the Guy Ritchie Netflix show.

Hal Jordead: not Not a bad show.

Hal Jordead: Blew through season one, almost done season two. Very watchable. You got nothing better to do going on. I'd say put on an episode of The Gentleman. Not that bad.

Steve-O: Every time you say that, I think about the ah the Buffy characters.

IGOTTADUMP: All right.

IGOTTADUMP: That's exactly what I was thinking.

Hal Jordead: Oh. Yeah, I know.

Steve-O: Mhm.

Hal Jordead: it Oh, and then finally...

IGOTTADUMP: walk around silently stealing people's hearts.

Hal Jordead: I finally...

IGOTTADUMP: That's not a great show.

Hal Jordead: I defeat it i defeated

Steve-O: Oh, let's go.

Hal Jordead: Beat that bitch dude that That game's real good. The game's real good.

IGOTTADUMP: Here we go.

Hal Jordead: And, well, listen.

Steve-O: Possible game of the year candidate?

Hal Jordead: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, for sure. Um, But dude. The fucking boss fights in those games. Tough. tough shit that last boss I I'll just say this i I almost... um I was getting sweaty. Like,

Hal Jordead: physically sweaty. Jenny was like, what's going on? I was like, I'm just fucking locked in, okay? And then she... that she thought it'd be cute to like. tickle me as i'm like trying to fucking beat this as i'm on like run fucking 27 with this fucking boss.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Got you.

Hal Jordead: the final boss. And I almost like fucking. It's my actor. was like get the fuck away from me like i smacked her hand away like really aggressively dude

IGOTTADUMP: Did you go? o Ooooooh!

Hal Jordead: I said, fucking leave me alone! And then... And then, of course, she's in. she's So I'm in the living room. And then she's in the kitchen. And then I'm like. I literally have to turn the volume down. on the TV.

Hal Jordead: because i have to i'm so locked in and i'm like i can't have distractions And then this is a three phase boss, dude. And if you die once, you go all the way back.

Chosen: Oh man, three phases?

Steve-O: a

Hal Jordead: You guys.

Chosen: that What could...

Hal Jordead: So.

Chosen: What could you possibly...

Hal Jordead: No, no, but listen, listen, I'm like fucking playing it.

Chosen: How? that's and That's... crazy. That's never been done before, Devin.

Hal Jordead: and um Now, John, I'm just saying this is a fucking pain in the ass, right?

Chosen: What the fuck

Hal Jordead: And I'm playing it, and then Jenny starts fucking talking to me. Two rooms away. And then I start getting hit and I start losing. I start, you know, I'm not able to parry. And I'm like...

Hal Jordead: should Shut up. Just shut the fuck up for 10 fucking seconds and like, you know, I'm i'm getting mad dude

Steve-O: You know, yeah um I might be forgetting the movie, but I think the same thing happened to Rocky in Rocky 1.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, same thing.

Steve-O: Adrian, shut the fuck up.

Hal Jordead: he Shut the fuck up.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. Lick this meat!

Hal Jordead: so

IGOTTADUMP: Shut your fucking mouth!

Steve-O: um

Hal Jordead: Yeah, yeah imagine ah but imagine he's trying to fight for his life against Apollo Creed and then Adrian's like...

Steve-O: I'm only on Apollo second form.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, what ah what if what if what if fucking Adrian started tickling...

IGOTTADUMP: I'll follow this. Okay.

Hal Jordead: tickling Rocky in the fucking ear.

IGOTTADUMP: you He has like wings.

Hal Jordead: While he's in round six. You know, he's probably like, hey, can you fucking back off? Can you like... Chill? You know? i only met I just like into the stories John's told.

Hal Jordead: You know, where John's...

IGOTTADUMP: Was this the final boss?

Hal Jordead: Yes, this was the final boss, which is...

IGOTTADUMP: okay There you go. That's where you should be.

Hal Jordead: ah It's a fucking nutcracker dude, man. It's tough.

Steve-O: I saw someone freaking out on Twitter about Onimusha.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

Steve-O: They were like,

Hal Jordead: the do there's a lot of great boss fights but

Steve-O: They were like... No, no, no, no, no. I mean in the negative way.

Hal Jordead: Oh.

Steve-O: They were like, FUCK THIS GAME! NOBODY TOLD ME THE NEW ANIMATION WAS A SOULS GAME!

Hal Jordead: yes

Chosen: Was it Darksideville?

Steve-O: i don't I don't know who it was.

Chosen: Is it a hang?

IGOTTADUMP: That guy.

Hal Jordead: Dude, du dark DSP has no shot at beating this game, dude.

IGOTTADUMP: The dumbass.

Hal Jordead: No fucking way.

Chosen: Dude, he couldn't... He could... There's like memes online where they're just showing him dying constantly in the Wolverine game.

Hal Jordead: He died me like the tutorial to Wolverine or something. He's like dude this guy's over

Chosen: Yeah, everyone's fucked

Steve-O: ah

Hal Jordead: He's like what?

Chosen: Yeah that fucking sucks.

Hal Jordead: What?

Chosen: What? and sentrails.

Hal Jordead: I don't understand.

Steve-O: Say cheers.

Hal Jordead: This game sucks.

Steve-O: It's gonna be good.

IGOTTADUMP: Well, um I didn't...

Hal Jordead: No.

IGOTTADUMP: They didn't play any games. didn't watch any

Hal Jordead: A fake fan. Thank you.

IGOTTADUMP: TV shows.

Hal Jordead: Thank you, man.

IGOTTADUMP: Watching new movies. I did however All right.

Hal Jordead: good I read a book.

IGOTTADUMP: I did.

Chosen: You finished blood blood finish my fifth reading of Blood Meridian of 2026.

IGOTTADUMP: yeah

Hal Jordead: You fucking nerd, dude.

IGOTTADUMP: I... I'm reading. i'm reading Thrilling Tales of Modern Men by author... Danny McBride.

Steve-O: Oh, okay.

Hal Jordead: Okay.

IGOTTADUMP: And... This book, I wanted to point it out because I'm reading through the first story. Which is about a man who's currently going through a divorce who decides that he wants to be ah a magician.

IGOTTADUMP: And he...

Hal Jordead: Alright, I'm in. Amen.

IGOTTADUMP: Great life. And he ends up. Suspending himself in a mall. 30 feet in a glass cube. And he is going to stay in the cube for 30 days.

IGOTTADUMP: And everyone asks, like, are you going to have food and water? And he's like, well, yeah, you know, you like give need food and water, but that's not the amazing part, you know? And they immediately get disinterested. What are you doing?

IGOTTADUMP: But like... The whole plot is... I mean, I haven't gotten to the end of it, but there is a A man that keeps breaking into the mall at night. And I'm not sure if it's a man.

IGOTTADUMP: Or if it's like a ghost.

Hal Jordead: Okay.

Steve-O: Oh.

IGOTTADUMP: But he... His brother comes to get... To, like, change out his shit buckets? He's been telling it and he's like, I don't worry about it It's just like totally. Dismissing his fears.

IGOTTADUMP: but yeah, it's a It's interesting. this is It's funny as fuck. I i see... The main character is Danny McBride. And I feel like that's what every story is going to be kind of.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: in this, but it's funny as shit. And that story alone is hilarious. Just explaining it, you know. and how like desperate he is and how sad he is about the divorce but he refuses to admit it like that kind of shit like it's very It's kind of dark but very funny.

Steve-O: if

IGOTTADUMP: Um, Yeah, this is a great book. i'm really enjoying it and

Hal Jordead: yeah it's Nice, nice.

IGOTTADUMP: It's funny as shit

Steve-O: Hell yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: I 100 % recommend.

Steve-O: Do you foresee Danny McBride turning that into a script?

IGOTTADUMP: Thrilling.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh yeah, i think each of the I think these are all scripts. They kind of feel like movies.

Steve-O: Okay.

Hal Jordead: Wait, Chris, are you you're you're reading this?

IGOTTADUMP: set up.

Hal Jordead: It's not an audiobook? So you're reading it?

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, yeah, I'm reading. I got it on my phone.

Chosen: It's on your Kindle.

Hal Jordead: Okay.

IGOTTADUMP: You got it.

Chosen: It's on your Kindle.

Hal Jordead: I... ah

IGOTTADUMP: I got it.

Hal Jordead: i only ah I only ask because I kind of recently... I feel like... I feel kinda shitty about this. But I recently started listening to things on like 1 .2 speed.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh my god.

Steve-O: Oh dude.

Hal Jordead: And I'm like, dude, this is so much better. So much better, dude.

Steve-O: Wow, you...

IGOTTADUMP: nice

Steve-O: You've speeded it up. I've been doing the opposite, Devin. I've been slowing down my YouTube videos.

IGOTTADUMP: You.

Hal Jordead: What?

IGOTTADUMP: You wanna know more about Bart Mertz.

Steve-O: i've been I've been setting it to 75. 0 .75. Exactly.

IGOTTADUMP: Creepers.

Hal Jordead: Why are you doing that?

Steve-O: It's...

IGOTTADUMP: Peace. bigger than you think.

Steve-O: Because...

Hal Jordead: Psychotic.

Steve-O: it makes it makes all the video like if you're watching like a video essay it makes them drunk

Chosen: Chris, it's like the beginning of...

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: Okay.

Steve-O: Very good.

IGOTTADUMP: You know where I was.

Hal Jordead: Why do you want that though

Chosen: it's like ah Chris, you sound like the beginning of...

IGOTTADUMP: Share about.

Chosen: ah the Prince song.

IGOTTADUMP: um

Steve-O: ah

Chosen: 1999. Don't worry, I won't. hurt you, or whatever whatever he says in that song.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: I've told Breeze. Batman's sexy.

Hal Jordead: Let me explain to you why music in the Marvel Universe is so...

Steve-O: thank

Hal Jordead: Bleh.

Steve-O: Oh we got a wild one here.

Hal Jordead: You're like, oh, this...

Steve-O: Batman.

IGOTTADUMP: do that.

Hal Jordead: you

IGOTTADUMP: So...

Steve-O: Bye.

IGOTTADUMP: You guys both, I think you're both living in nightmares.

Steve-O: i'm always in a nightmare in fact i am playing a video game equivalent of a nightmare

Hal Jordead: that's That's. Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh yeah? What's this?

Steve-O: I'm playing Control Resident.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, you got it, huh?

Hal Jordead: Oh, okay.

Steve-O: The signal to control...

IGOTTADUMP: I still do not get it.

Steve-O: um

Chosen: Spicy.

Steve-O: I will say this.

Chosen: Spicy Steak.

Steve-O: I am loving it, but I do not. Think it is as good as the original. Um, And that's... That's pretty much just because I feel like this game kind of has elements that are a little bit more like.

Steve-O: Hey, kind of like. Let's just have you kind of like. Kill a bunch of enemies. Like to the point where it's like you're kind of like doing a lot of the same thing and it can get a little bit repetitive.

Steve-O: But I think the actual world, it does the control thing where it's like freaky as hell.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, what's the what's the vibes? What's the atmosphere?

Steve-O: i would I would describe it as... If. you know, everything from control that you loved. is Got got knocked out of the oldest house and it's just going across New York and you're basically playing. um ah What the fuck was that movie? the Fold with the City. Inception. You're basically playing Inception.

Steve-O: Spider -Man.

IGOTTADUMP: That sounds great.

Steve-O: It's it's awesome. It's wild. A lot of just like customization with the combat. I do a ton of juggling in the game. So like I have this like. big kind of like broad sword that i swing and then i just turn my hand into big iron boxing gloves and i knock people in the air

Hal Jordead: right

Steve-O: It's a ton of fun.

IGOTTADUMP: Yep.

Steve-O: It's great.

IGOTTADUMP: Does it have the depth? to the story that that Control head.

Steve-O: Yes. Oh, 100%.

IGOTTADUMP: It does. Hello!

Steve-O: Yes.

IGOTTADUMP: Okay.

Steve-O: if it's If it's a continuation of a Remedy story, it has everything you need and more.

IGOTTADUMP: So what do you think?

Steve-O: Dr. Darling, all those things.

IGOTTADUMP: What do you think? What do you think is missing from it that you said.

Steve-O: um The only thing that I think is different is like the only thing that has been kind of me being like, all right, this is a great game.

IGOTTADUMP: it's

Steve-O: but I'm going to probably say it's like an 8 out of 10 game, is the fact that it makes the combat so repetitive.

IGOTTADUMP: oh it's just yeah the combat itself is just not

Steve-O: You come across, you come across like. hordes and hordes and hordes of the same enemy. that like you'll be fighting for like i've been playing this game for like more than 24 hours now. And there's only kind of really like three enemy types.

Hal Jordead: who

IGOTTADUMP: Thank you.

Steve-O: And I just mean like, like. class like not classes but i mean like kind of like here's here's one faction here's another faction and then here's like a an endgame faction that shows up.

Steve-O: Um,

IGOTTADUMP: I mean, yeah, I mean i think about, like, control combat. it had like it was tiered to have like different elements to it where you could use your your telekinesis you could build like shields and stuff But you were kind of facing.

IGOTTADUMP: Well, yeah there was a lot of different types of enemies. a lot of different types of hiss

Steve-O: Right.

IGOTTADUMP: You know, like that that is true. different.

Steve-O: So... This has the hiss. The Hiss are like very prominent in the the beginning to middle part of the game. And then it it will start introducing more stuff.

Steve-O: That has kind of.

IGOTTADUMP: Is the mold in it too?

Steve-O: I'm not saying.

IGOTTADUMP: Interesting.

Steve-O: I'm not saying nothing.

IGOTTADUMP: Interesting.

Steve-O: I'm not saying nothing. Just don't ingest it.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, that's...

Steve-O: But like...

Hal Jordead: Doesn't matter how tasty it smells.

Steve-O: Chris, I know you love control. And I think like, yeah, if you love remedy and like what they did with like. Alan Wake and Control, like this is going to be right up your alley.

IGOTTADUMP: Is Artie in this?

Hal Jordead: Oh come on.

Steve-O: I don't I don't think so.

Chosen: did Did Tim beat it yet?

Steve-O: ah Let me check real quick.

IGOTTADUMP: Wait, Auti's not in it?

Steve-O: ah It says... He has... No video games.

IGOTTADUMP: He doesn't have a single video game?

Steve-O: No, I just checked his steam. It says zero.

IGOTTADUMP: So wait, he wait he just... He just like... pretends to play games?

Steve-O: I think so. I think he kind of does like, again, the movie hook where they pretend to eat food. I think he does that with video games.

IGOTTADUMP: course I I could.

Steve-O: Like dude John Dude, my favorite boss in Sekiro. John, what's your favorite? Who's your favorite in Sekiro?

Chosen: ah Probably. Genichiro or no or Our father, probably.

Steve-O: Duuude. Me too.

IGOTTADUMP: yeah yeah

Steve-O: Dude, let me just say, can hey, hold on. before Before anything.

Chosen: ah

Steve-O: Did you chip away at his HP first?

IGOTTADUMP: right

Steve-O: Because that's what I did. I chipped away at his HP first.

Steve-O: but but Let me just say, dude, that phase two, oh my goodness, when he gets the spirit owl summon.

IGOTTADUMP: living

Steve-O: Dude, and the flaming owl sweep that he does.

IGOTTADUMP: it's just

Chosen: you're doing the Tim thing

IGOTTADUMP: Just one Wikipedia search away.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Figure it all out.

Chosen: You think Tim uses AI? Or do you think he really refuses to use it always?

IGOTTADUMP: I think he will.

Steve-O: I think he just has Fextra life on his on his bookmarks.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, who doesn't?

Chosen: Just in case.

Steve-O: Dude, you got to get that foster father of memory.

Chosen: Oh, that's funny.

Steve-O: Come on, man.

Chosen: two

IGOTTADUMP: Well, is that is that all of...

Steve-O: ah Control Resident, 8 out of 10.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Steve-O: I'm loving it.

IGOTTADUMP: 8 out of 10. You didn't finish it, though, right?

Steve-O: uh

Hal Jordead: Yeah, how how far do you think you are right now?

Steve-O: I have not finished it. ah That's the thing. There's a lot of side quests. Um, it It, you know, you kind of can just like. main line the main missions or you can just take it I would say this game's probably about...

Steve-O: 14 to 16 hours if you just mainline the main quests.

IGOTTADUMP: okay

Steve-O: Um. I also played the demo for a game coming out in a few days. Castlevania Belmont's Curd.

Hal Jordead: Ooh, I played that demo.

Steve-O: Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are your thoughts, Devin? I kind of can't choose.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: Didn't care for it.

IGOTTADUMP: Later.

Steve-O: He didn't care for it.

Hal Jordead: and i was i walked away completely

Steve-O: Okay.

Hal Jordead: feeling nothing.

Steve-O: I was the opposite. I walked away and I was like, this reminds me of dead cells.

Hal Jordead: Really?

Steve-O: And you know, cause it's made by the same people. So. I was like, I'm excited to see more of this. so

Hal Jordead: I just, I was like... I don't know I beat the I beat it. I beat like the demo. but um i was I was kind of the runbacks.

Hal Jordead: for that, that boss. I was like, I don't, I don't know, man, this is. really annoying, and then...

IGOTTADUMP: So um is if somebody who hasn't played Dead Cells but loves...

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Castlevania? Would I like... This evening?

Steve-O: I would definitely say that this one is more for if the fan who is also the Hollow Knight fan.

Chosen: Oh, okay.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh.

Chosen: Okay, Steve. Alright, you got my attention now.

Steve-O: Dude, Owlfather World is for life.

Chosen: Let me see

Steve-O: Come on, John.

Chosen: Let me fucking see.

Steve-O: Yeah.

Chosen: You're just fucking rage baiting me now, Belmont.

Steve-O: No, but I would say like Devin is saying that that boss fight that you fight in the demo. is definitely like... As being the first boss you fight in a demo.

Chosen: It's hard.

Steve-O: you do You have to run it back a few times.

Hal Jordead: Yeah. Well, you know you know what's weird, though? It's like I... I kind of don't... I know it's made by the Dead Cells guys. And maybe it feels like dead cells, but it like...

Hal Jordead: You know, when you die, there's no, like... Always. do the run over it's just like No, just keep going. with All right.

Steve-O: You go back to your standing point and you have to walk back.

Chosen: oh They got run backs in this some people prefer that way to play guys

Hal Jordead: I don't know Yeah. I didn't It was not a fun run back, I'll say that. I was like, this is just...

Chosen: Alright, well, you know what?

Hal Jordead: monotonous.

Chosen: you You should watch some videos of fucking bile water. And Silksong. I wonder if that fucking shit.

Steve-O: Dude, are you talking about BioWater and Silksong too?

Hal Jordead: No, no, dude, dude

Chosen: yeah Yeah, let's tell me about it timve Tell me about it, Tim.

IGOTTADUMP: husband

Steve-O: Moments!

Hal Jordead: go

Steve-O: Dude, the Biowater map in Hollow Knight Silksong? It is definitely. um

Hal Jordead: but Just waiting for a chat.

Steve-O: and

Chosen: hear Let's hear it.

Hal Jordead: You can need to fill it out.

Chosen: Let's hear it.

Steve-O: It is definitely ah a, there is a a sub area.

Chosen: Let's hear it. Let's hear it. Yeah.

Steve-O: with the exhaust organ. You know what I'm talking about with the exhaust organ?

Chosen: Okay. Yes. Yes.

Steve-O: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, it is crazy

Steve-O: That was crazy, dude.

Chosen: Yeah. Where do you get the parry?

IGOTTADUMP: it's crazy

Steve-O: Well, where you get the power, that's what I was thinking.

Chosen: I am.

IGOTTADUMP: That's crazy.

Chosen: That's what I was thinking. Tim is just he's just an AI that glazes you. Like, constantly. Like, that's what tip that's what Tim is.

Steve-O: Dude, how did you get into that Weave Ness Merglin? How'd you get into that Weave Nest Mergular? What the hell, man? You did that so early.

Chosen: ah oh Actually did load up Silksong

IGOTTADUMP: what that means.

Chosen: the other day. I went in there.

IGOTTADUMP: On what device?

Chosen: On the Switch, too. And then I realized that it doesn't have a fucking D -pad on the Joy -Con. I'm like, I can't play like this.

Hal Jordead: oh

Steve-O: Ooh. Yeah, that's kind of rough. You play it with the circle button.

Chosen: they have Why don't they sell Joy -Cons that just... have D -pads on them.

Steve-O: They have third -party ones.

Chosen: You know? For Switch 2?

Steve-O: Maybe. I don't actually know if they have them for Switch 2 yet.

Chosen: Nah, dude, you know Nintendo's got that shit locked down. for fucking 20 years.

Steve-O: Yeah they probably do for a little bit.

Chosen: I'm um... We're having like a team building thing for work and We were were going around like people they were trying to get some good ideas I was just like, all right. Dude, I'll just bring my fucking - called. Bring my video games in.

Chosen: We'll fucking, we'll go nuts. And then now now now

Hal Jordead: Yeah, well, it was a Street Fighter tournament.

Chosen: Now it's a thing.

Hal Jordead: Okay.

IGOTTADUMP: Dino.

Chosen: So.

IGOTTADUMP: Do you know one of the reps we have who comes in and like sets up a stand in our store? He plays. Mario Kart. with people that come up to promote his product. And if they beat him. they He gives away.

Chosen: Free products.

IGOTTADUMP: like Yeah, dude. And it's totally sanctioned.

Chosen: Oh, no! look

IGOTTADUMP: We have it all set up there for him.

Hal Jordead: Oh, that's pretty cool.

Chosen: Bro.

Steve-O: That's sick.

Chosen: Did you get to play him yet?

Steve-O: That's actually really.

IGOTTADUMP: Dude, it's it's fucking...

Steve-O: sick

Chosen: Chris?

IGOTTADUMP: Oh yeah, I'd beat the fuck out of him, but like...

Hal Jordead: Oh, I was going to say, like, is he...

Chosen: And you got free shit.

IGOTTADUMP: I think that's That's...

Chosen: Chris is locked in.

IGOTTADUMP: that's what i mean that's his thing like i think he's just like he's He's letting people beat him and then moving product and getting people interested.

Chosen: Ah.

IGOTTADUMP: Dude's killing it. He's killing it in the sales.

Steve-O: is this Is this guy's name Mitch? Tuchus.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Steve-O: Oh. Yes ma 'am

IGOTTADUMP: whos victor

Steve-O: Oh damn, Chris!

IGOTTADUMP: No.

Steve-O: You beat me again, bud!

Chosen: Pin notes.

IGOTTADUMP: yeah

Chosen: With bitch! It's Pim, it's Pim Mucus.

Steve-O: Opinions.

IGOTTADUMP: You gots, Ben Lucas.

Chosen: sort of

Steve-O: Ha ha!

IGOTTADUMP: Now, Pam, you just...

Chosen: Pin Mucus, no!

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

Chosen: Not you again!

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. I know that guy.

Steve-O: Aww.

IGOTTADUMP: if i If I knew it was him, I'd kick his slimy ass right out of my store.

Chosen: Hmm. It's not a pin mucus. Please.

Steve-O: Hey, let me give you some product. Here's my business card.

Chosen: Please.

Steve-O: You're too good at this.

IGOTTADUMP: Mr. Mucus!

Hal Jordead: He burps on his hand and shakes it.

Steve-O: well

Chosen: Oh man.

Hal Jordead: Okay.

Steve-O: gentlemen's agreement.

IGOTTADUMP: Sport. Smart play. I always love video games in unexpected places.

Steve-O: Oh my God, dude. Anytime I see like a picture of someone being like, turn the movie theater into a big. gaming room. And they like just have like on the big screen, just like, I don't know.

Chosen: Dude.

Steve-O: Smash Brothers, Melee or Mario Kart.

IGOTTADUMP: that i've done that well I've done that on a projection screen. it was about we filled It was about that. 10 foot size wall.

Steve-O: That's sick dude.

IGOTTADUMP: with with and we played smash brothers in my friend's apartment in philly we used to do that non -stop the only thing is there was like a latency it was like a flight latency in That game.

Steve-O: and

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

Chosen: Ooh, you know that would kill me at dog. I would be like I'm not playing

IGOTTADUMP: It's murder in Melee.

Chosen: I ain't playing sorry

IGOTTADUMP: Murder! But yeah, you kind of...

Chosen: It's for input delay is that we were talking about input delay

IGOTTADUMP: Least to figure it out. input the delay yeah exactly put the

Chosen: Gross.

IGOTTADUMP: So there were there was we We did tweak it. I think we eventually did figure it out. how to fix that but like Good Lord in heaven. That was... That was awesome.

IGOTTADUMP: that was my favorite one of my favorite video game experiences Have a ride.

Chosen: Yeah, there's a lot of lot of shit. to I mean, I'm...

Steve-O: It's Alzheimer's.

Chosen: I'm bringing Mario Kart. I'm going to bring... I might bring... jackpi a Jackbox Party Pack. three

Steve-O: I believe the new...

Chosen: Over. overed Overcooked.

Steve-O: Trivia murder party is coming out.

Chosen: That's good.

Steve-O: I think so.

Chosen: What else?

IGOTTADUMP: You don't know Jack.

Chosen: Ahem. Oh, and yeah we have a bunch of drone pilots. in our ah and our program. So I was thinking about... I brought this up. And some people are into it. Some people think it might get toxic.

Chosen: Because there's like this. drone flight simulator game on steam I think it's called Liftoff. And it's like really hard. And if you're like. you know.

Chosen: If you got ego. Like it might get, you know, it might get a little tight. inside. So. Thinking about bringing that. That kind of poison to uh to team building.

IGOTTADUMP: I would make everybody play Shotgun Roulette. That game where you got to kill yourself with a shotgun

Chosen: Oh yeah.

Steve-O: Oh. Dude.

IGOTTADUMP: just like watch their watch them as they play and like gauge their reactions

Hal Jordead: Ho ho ho.

Steve-O: i I really like this.

Chosen: But yeah, it's it's interesting because I, you know, They're like, oh, well, what do you what do you play? I was like, well, I mean... I was like, I'll put i was like I won't put a paycheck down, but I'll put money down. that like and that nobody would be able to Take a round off of me in Street Fighter. I'm just... treating them like I treated my my nephew's classmates.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Steve-O: mm -hmm

Chosen: And it's funny because like there are people, there's this one guy that. does not play videos doesn't know anything about video games and he's like yeah i play dj and i was like oh shit I was like, all right, this guy. oh Because like because you you know you never know.

Hal Jordead: Yeah. That means he's either completely brain dead or he's a savant.

Chosen: Yeah, but like that's the thing. is like It's funny hearing about people's just random like ah And then like my other co -worker. Who plays video games, but he used to play Street Fighter 2.

Chosen: he's ve he's a vega player and it's really uh it's really interesting to see how everybody has their own like character. in street fighter like from all days

Hal Jordead: Who's the shitter on that critter guy?

Steve-O: m

Hal Jordead: Who does he play?

Chosen: Ah, that's a DJ. That's the DJ guy.

Hal Jordead: Oh dude.

Chosen: He's like, yeah, I played i used to play DJ. I was like, oh, shit.

Hal Jordead: What the Fuck.

Chosen: I was like, okay. I'll say well he's in the new one

Steve-O: i I would worry about that Vega player.

Chosen: So.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Chosen: Yeah, that's...

IGOTTADUMP: You always should.

Chosen: Yeah, because that's...

Steve-O: That's kind of like when you and when you admit that you're just basically saying I'm a serial killer.

Chosen: That's a...

IGOTTADUMP: Or saying Venom's my favorite Marvel character.

Chosen: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: I think that's it's just an honest red flag. Whether you realize it or not, you're putting it up there.

IGOTTADUMP: let's Let's be real.

Chosen: But yeah, so.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, I remember saying I don't think at the

Chosen: Should be fun.

IGOTTADUMP: Now, Honda, Blanca, you're in that range?

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

Steve-O: Oh, green flags, green flags.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, kind you're my brother.

Chosen: What about Dawson?

IGOTTADUMP: That's the motto. Hermano. Hermano. Hermano.

Chosen: Because I feel the opposite as you. Chris, I feel like you're a smooth brain if you play Blanca or Hondo because that's just the that's that's the...

Steve-O: o

Hal Jordead: Whoa. whoa

Chosen: That's the button mash.

Hal Jordead: Eggs mash.

Chosen: That's the button mash, guys.

Steve-O: Nah, come on, man. that's that's some That's somebody you can relax around.

IGOTTADUMP: Foolish. Always. You're a foolish man.

Steve-O: If somebody shows up and they they go, oh, who's your who's your main?

IGOTTADUMP: you don't understand the game

Steve-O: And they go. Ryu. yeah That's a red flag.

Chosen: Yeah, that that. Well, that's what –

IGOTTADUMP: That guy, I don't know. I don't know that guy.

Chosen: It's always Ken. you know.

Steve-O: All right, hold on.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, ken Ken shows a little bit of interest.

Steve-O: I'm going to pull up Street Fighter characters, and i want to know I want to know Red Flag, Green Flag for these characters.

Chosen: Dial

Chosen: Okay.

Steve-O: All right, here we go.

Chosen: Which now you bring it all of them

Steve-O: i'm going I'm going through just like kind of the default.

Hal Jordead: Wait, which game?

Steve-O: the The original 18 from six.

Hal Jordead: Does it matter what game?

Chosen: world in the world The World Warriors, Steve.

Hal Jordead: Okay.

Chosen: We're going through the World Warriors.

Steve-O: Oh, you want me to go OG? You want me to go Street Fighter 2?

Chosen: Oh, I thought that's what you were doing.

Steve-O: I'll do that right now. I was pulling up six but I'll do two.

Chosen: Okay, yeah, you too.

Steve-O: All right. All right. So right out the gate, let's just go. You know what? I'm doing super. Um,

Chosen: Yeah, super turbo

Steve-O: So...

Chosen: R. Sam Priya.

Steve-O: Ryu.

Chosen: I would say. Yellow flag. Because that's not...

IGOTTADUMP: Red flag.

Chosen: Why, though, Chris? Why is Ryu a red flag?

IGOTTADUMP: Vanilla. To vanilla.

Chosen: So does Ken fall in that same category?

IGOTTADUMP: No, ken's can Ken's got a little bit of spice.

Chosen: Okay. Why? Why is that different? I don't understand how it's different.

IGOTTADUMP: Because he's he's just, he's got more character.

Chosen: Cuz he's white Chris?

IGOTTADUMP: No.

Steve-O: No, i think it's like I think it's like Coke and Pepsi.

Chosen: yeah and

Steve-O: Where it's like.

IGOTTADUMP: I think you like one or the other.

Chosen: yeah i have no problem Yeah, I have no qualms with Ryu or Ken in original Street Fighter.

IGOTTADUMP: I'm just saying personal. Personal. I pray opinions.

Chosen: Okay, alright, fine. i say I say yellow flag for both. they're not they're neither offensive or Like. or you know ball. To me.

Steve-O: Okay. Alright. Well, let's go with E Honda next because we were just talking about him.

IGOTTADUMP: Green flag, baby

Hal Jordead: a street fighter 2 e honda that's the most red flag toxic player i've ever seen

Chosen: a

Chosen: Yeah, yeah, I gotta give I gotta give that to cuz my My oldest memory of when I first played Street Fighter 2 was at my cousin's house. on Super Nintendo in Maryland.

Chosen: And her mom was like all about it. She was like, oh, I play Honda because he's fat. And then she just fucking waxed us all just by smashing the fucking.

IGOTTADUMP: of

Chosen: Much more than all the time.

IGOTTADUMP: Yo, I love her. I'm down with her, man.

Chosen: No, she's not.

Steve-O: yeah This.

Chosen: That's red flag, dude.

Steve-O: The second they gave E Honda the moving hundred hand slap.

IGOTTADUMP: She's awesome.

Chosen: Yeah.

Steve-O: No.

Hal Jordead: That's what I mean.

Chosen: And we're talking about super?

Hal Jordead: Like, that was fucking ridiculous.

Chosen: We're talking about super?

Steve-O: Yeah, super.

Chosen: Yeah.

Steve-O: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Steve-O: Uh,

Chosen: Yeah.

Steve-O: I...

Chosen: Super has he has the ocho throw to super super turbo

Steve-O: I love him. I love him though. So I got to say green flag.

Chosen: Aha.

Steve-O: I got to love his bathroom.

Hal Jordead: I think he's a green flag with literally any any other version.

Chosen: Yeah, I think he's a green flag character. No, he's a green flag character, but I'm talking about like if you play if like that's your... your your main in street fighter i don't know if i like You're either like...

Steve-O: You'd cross the street to get away from someone.

Chosen: You'll either beat me, but yeah, you either beat me by accident and like you either beat people by accident Or like, you know... by not like doing anything or like, you know. Like yeah, I can't Like Ryu and Ken.

Chosen: like is different because you know if you could do dragon punch then yeah Bro. you might know ball right because that's kind of hard to do back back in the day Honda though. I don't know man That's kind of...

Chosen: i say I say red flag Honda.

Steve-O: Red flag for Honda from John.

Chosen: Yeah.

Steve-O: Uh, well.

IGOTTADUMP: Brutal.

Steve-O: Let's stay in this line of thinking.

IGOTTADUMP: Brutal

Steve-O: We got Blanca up next.

Chosen: Red flag all day.

Steve-O: Red flag all day.

IGOTTADUMP: Brutal

Chosen: electric Electricity is is is...

IGOTTADUMP: Brutal

Chosen: fucking is the most smooth brain Like. kindergarten, like skill wise, yeah I sound like such a stop.

IGOTTADUMP: Mm.

Chosen: No, but like, you know, like that that's how you...

IGOTTADUMP: You are a snob. Green flag.

Chosen: No but

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Chosen: No, but like... Because, like... you know Again, like... That's like when you realize what you do, like when you're kids and you realize you can just do electricity and then like the other player has to like try to figure out how to fucking get around it.

Chosen: Or you have to know how to do a fireball. Then or I guess you just know to sweep them But like. You know, like. I don't know

Steve-O: Well, you don't know at that point.

Chosen: because I

Steve-O: Day one Street Fighter, you're like, well, this guy's electric?

Chosen: No, but yeah, but like, bla yeah. Yeah, Blanca and Honda. are you know you kind of they're kind of like oh you found the cheap thing and then like you You just fucking your your entire identity in the game is just that

Steve-O: See, this is this is interesting to me.

Chosen: you know. I'm not saying that's you, Chris. I'm saying this is the average fucking...

IGOTTADUMP: Hmm. um

Chosen: average guy.

Steve-O: Because the way you are describing it to me is I think the way you're looking at it as.

IGOTTADUMP: I take offense.

Steve-O: this is This is them in the moment. When the game was new. And I think.

Chosen: Or... or and ah Or they carried that with them. to now and they they're like oh you know what i'll just fucking i'll just do electricity

Steve-O: I feel. I feel like that's that that line of thinking.

Chosen: Yeah.

Steve-O: Has mellowed out, though. So I feel like somebody who might have been like, I'm just going to do electricity. Now they're going to be like, oh, man, I was just going to do electricity. Classic. Just classic.

Chosen: Yeah, I guess because this is the thing is like the The issue with like. the kens like if you pick a different game like if you pick street fighter 4 street fighter 3 or Street Fighter V or VI, right?

Chosen: Like they make it way easier to do the input commands for a dragon punch. So you see Ken player. Braindead. smooth brain like ah Ken players just spam.

Chosen: Dragon punches all day. you know. because it's easier. But in super turbo, it's not that you know, it's a little tighter on the on the inputs there. So that's why I think.

Chosen: you know honda that's why i'm thinking honda blanca and to a certain extent chun li too Uh, you know,

Steve-O: Well, done let me let me rocket through some of these now because we're getting a little long. So I want to I want to just get initial thoughts just immediately. for the rest of the cast.

Chosen: Guile Guile red flag

Steve-O: Guile is up next. Red flag, what do you guys think?

Chosen: Yeah.

Steve-O: what ah Chris, Devin?

IGOTTADUMP: think

Hal Jordead: Red flag.

IGOTTADUMP: ah Red flag.

Steve-O: Red flag.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Steve-O: Okay.

Hal Jordead: It also means he's good, though, because he's a charge character.

Steve-O: All right, we're talking about...

Hal Jordead: I feel like that takes patience.

Chosen: like Charge doesn't mean good. Charge doesn't mean great.

Steve-O: All right. What about Ken? How we feel about Ken?

Chosen: Yellow flag.

Hal Jordead: Green flag.

Chosen: I say yellow flag.

Steve-O: Yellow flag.

IGOTTADUMP: Great play.

Steve-O: Green flag, green flag. Chun -Li.

Chosen: Yellow flag.

Hal Jordead: Green.

IGOTTADUMP: Red flag.

Hal Jordead: Green. What?

IGOTTADUMP: Red.

Hal Jordead: Whoa. Alright.

Steve-O: Okay, so yellow flag from John and then green from Evan and Chris.

Hal Jordead: Why yellow? Why yellow?

Chosen: Uh... Cause I. I mean, you might know Ball, but also, like, you could just be spamming the... lightning kicks there.

Hal Jordead: She's just female, Ryu. With with an easy Honda button

Chosen: I guess, yeah.

Steve-O: Well this at this point she got the fireball at this point she got the fireball

Chosen: She has the fire. Yeah, but doesn't go across the whole screen Steve

Steve-O: talking!

Hal Jordead: Because she's a girl.

Steve-O: ah What about Zangief? How we feel about Zangief?

Hal Jordead: Green. Green flag.

IGOTTADUMP: Green flag.

Chosen: That's a met major, major green flag.

Steve-O: Major green flag.

Chosen: Yeah, cuz like like if the dude does a fucking SPD like you're just like oh dude this guy's a god and i'm and i'm in my the mindset of like a child. in like eighth grade, you know?

Steve-O: I.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I can never do that.

Steve-O: I didn't even know that guy could do that.

Chosen: But he also has easy fucking lariat three punches button too but That's beside the point. Any slow.

Steve-O: How about? How about Dhalsim?

IGOTTADUMP: Green flag.

Chosen: I want to say i wanna to say Green Flag because he's such a weird character.

Hal Jordead: You know what? You know what? Dhalsim is... The red flag players think he's going to be their main. and then they don't pick them. as their main because he's not nearly as cheap as they think.

IGOTTADUMP: I love Dawson.

Steve-O: All right.

IGOTTADUMP: That guy's off.

Chosen: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: So he's a green flag.

IGOTTADUMP: He's a weirdo.

Steve-O: Green flag. Oh.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

Chosen: Yeah, I think

Steve-O: Kami.

Hal Jordead: Green.

IGOTTADUMP: Green flag.

Chosen: Green flag. Yeah.

Hal Jordead: Thanks, Mike.

Chosen: Hard character to play.

Steve-O: I'm sorry guys, the correct answer is a red flag because whoever's playing in this character is a pervert.

Chosen: Is a gooner.

IGOTTADUMP: yeah

Steve-O: laughter

Chosen: It's a gooner!

IGOTTADUMP: I think the same thing about Chuck Lee, to be honest.

Steve-O: Yeah. You got to make sure you clean your controller after they leave your house.

Chosen: Nah, it's not nearly.

IGOTTADUMP: I think she got ah she got thicker and thicker.

Chosen: There's no ah John Lee's not... Yeah, she's not showing cat like cammy does so, you know

IGOTTADUMP: when you

Chosen: I guess not technically it's not cat, but you know the other side of the cat

Steve-O: Now...

Steve-O: How y 'all feel about T -Hawk?

Chosen: Red or a green flag all day

Steve-O: Whoa.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, it's a green flag.

Steve-O: You came in hard with that red.

Chosen: Nah.

IGOTTADUMP: I like big guys, so I'm a green flag.

Chosen: Nah green flag

Steve-O: Green flag.

IGOTTADUMP: I always like to paint, guys.

Steve-O: I'm green flag all day.

Chosen: Yeah.

Steve-O: He's got those guys in the background of their level slapping their thighs. It's really good.

Chosen: A long thing long major major green flag super cool, dude.

Hal Jordead: Oh, really? I would have said yellow flag for Fei Huang.

Chosen: Yeah Nah, dude. Nah, Faye Long. just oh He's dope.

IGOTTADUMP: I like Bruce Lee, so.

Steve-O: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: I like it.

Chosen: He dope.

IGOTTADUMP: is green

Steve-O: You know what?

Chosen: He's dope.

Steve-O: He's the guy where it's like when I saw him in the game, I'm like, dude, this guy doesn't even throw fireballs.

IGOTTADUMP: Mm hmm.

Chosen: Nah, he didn't doesn't he he's got a fucking rising dragon kick

Hal Jordead: Yeah, but i think I think if you pick them, it's because you're stupid.

Steve-O: he

Hal Jordead: Because you're like, I just want to pick Bruce Lee.

Chosen: What?

Hal Jordead: I'm just going to be Bruce Lee.

Chosen: Nah. nah dude It's very long, dog.

Hal Jordead: I'm like okay.

IGOTTADUMP: Which is cool.

Steve-O: Damn, dude

Hal Jordead: Alright.

Chosen: It's very long.

Steve-O: Yeah, Devin had to wait 32 years until they added Conor McGregor in Street Fighter VI.

Hal Jordead: Is he in Street Fighter VI?

Steve-O: No, there's a creative character.

Hal Jordead: Oh, okay. i was like i'm still waiting still waiting dude

IGOTTADUMP: Hehehehehehehehe

Steve-O: DJ.

Chosen: I say green flag.

IGOTTADUMP: Um.

Chosen: I say green flag.

IGOTTADUMP: Green flag, because you're probably fun.

Chosen: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: a Yellow flag because that's shitter on that critter guy.

Chosen: Maximum he's got the maximum pants though

Steve-O: Dude, ooh, ah! Come on, man.

IGOTTADUMP: That guy's fun.

Steve-O: That's a vibe.

Chosen: Nah, I like I like I always like DJ I was like these

IGOTTADUMP: He's a fun guy.

Steve-O: He busts out the maracas.

Hal Jordead: No, he's so fun. No, you're right. It's a green flag. He's fun.

Chosen: Yeah.

Steve-O: Alright, here we are. We're in the boss line. We got Balrog.

IGOTTADUMP: o

Chosen: I want to say red flag.

Hal Jordead: yeah

Chosen: Because he's he's really...

Hal Jordead: A good Balrog is a red flag.

Chosen: fucking shit. Yeah. No, I'll say green flag, because that that's not really...

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, Greenfield.

Chosen: Like you. Yeah, you yeah you you pick it doesn't fucking, they can't kick.

IGOTTADUMP: I like that. rug. I like playing them.

Steve-O: You know, I was about to say the same thing.

Chosen: Chris. You've got to take a kick.

Steve-O: When I found out playing him, you can't kick.

Chosen: I can't kick

Steve-O: I was like, dude, I'm done.

Chosen: Two to two or three different special moves that do different completely different things with different hitboxes look exactly the same

Steve-O: No kicks. objects

IGOTTADUMP: They're cool, though.

Steve-O: Punch, punch, punch.

Chosen: Green flag.

Steve-O: Punch?

IGOTTADUMP: I like boxers too.

Chosen: Yeah, now he's Mike Tyson It's cool.

IGOTTADUMP: It's awesome.

Steve-O: All right, so.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, green flag.

Steve-O: Green flag, and I... Was there a red flag there from anybody?

Hal Jordead: no

IGOTTADUMP: No. I like powerhouses.

Steve-O: No. All right, speaking of next, we've got Vega.

IGOTTADUMP: Red flag.

Hal Jordead: Red flag red flag

Steve-O: Red flag.

Chosen: I think red flag. Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Creepo.

Chosen: Cause that's also.

IGOTTADUMP: You're a creep.

Chosen: Dude, once you figure out the hack on his own stage. And then you fucking just do that the whole time? Like, you're, your yeah, you might as well.

IGOTTADUMP: you're the biggest creep in the world

Hal Jordead: Yeah. Also, also just like. I just picked them because I was like, Oh, he'll obviously do more damage with his claw.

Steve-O: What is claw?

Hal Jordead: But I will say, it was sick when you knocked when he knocked his claw off.

Chosen: Yeah, but real talk. I never...

Steve-O: Yeah.

Chosen: i I never picked Vega. As a kid because I always thought vega was a girl

Hal Jordead: wow Wow, look at you now, dude

Steve-O: Wow Oh

Chosen: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: I just thought he was a weirdo. I always thought he was the worst. weirdo.

Steve-O: Sagat.

Chosen: green flag.

IGOTTADUMP: Yo green, dude I love the guy.

Steve-O: Green flag. You know what? Hold on.

Hal Jordead: No, no, no.

Steve-O: I'm going to push that back.

Hal Jordead: Street Fighter 2, Sagat?

Chosen: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: No.

Steve-O: red flag I'm with Devin on this one

Hal Jordead: Red Flag.

Chosen: Wait, which way?

Steve-O: Tiger, tiger, tiger, tiger.

Chosen: He's too OP.

Hal Jordead: Tiger, tiger. uppercut Bye girl.

Chosen: I love Sagat, though.

IGOTTADUMP: I do too.

Hal Jordead: No.

Steve-O: i I love the character.

IGOTTADUMP: I think that was

Chosen: I love Sagat.

Steve-O: Hmm.

Hal Jordead: Alpha and onwards. Green.

Chosen: All right, you know, I'll give Sagat the same treatment as Ryu and Ken. Yellow flag.

Hal Jordead: all Alright.

Steve-O: All right.

Chosen: All right.

Steve-O: And then finally, we've got.

Chosen: Yeah.

Steve-O: And bison.

Hal Jordead: green

Chosen: Green, green all day.

IGOTTADUMP: Green.

Steve-O: Green.

Hal Jordead: Dude, the psycho crusher is one of the sickest moves ever

Chosen: That might be the greenest That might be one of the greenest flags ever. Because if you're playing as M. Bison... the That means you. You have good taste, I think. Because he's fucking cool.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

Steve-O: That's a quality. That's a quality pick.

IGOTTADUMP: basin.

Chosen: Yeah, he's cool. He's cool shit, dude

Hal Jordead: Dude, man, i just I hate how every time I see more a Street Fighter 2, I'm like, fuck. This is going to rule.

Chosen: Yo bonus Hugo Hugo.

Hal Jordead: Oh.

IGOTTADUMP: Mmm.

Chosen: Green flag.

IGOTTADUMP: Greek flag.

Hal Jordead: Green flag.

Steve-O: i'm gonna Dude, I'm going to say it right now, guys.

Hal Jordead: I guess green flag.

IGOTTADUMP: Replay.

Steve-O: Green flag.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah come on

Steve-O: I've mellowed out in my old age.

IGOTTADUMP: That guy's awesome.

Steve-O: I look back at the Steve that had his butt all clenched up.

IGOTTADUMP: Because of his big face?

Steve-O: Why is Ken fighting Hugo?

IGOTTADUMP: This is big old face.

Steve-O: Now I look at him, I go. You know, let him fight whoever he wants, man.

Chosen: Nah. nah dude

IGOTTADUMP: You know, he fight doesn't he fight in a bathroom?

Steve-O: Dude, i'm so if I could travel back in time.

IGOTTADUMP: Isn't it?

Chosen: but

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: Well, huh? Hold on, hold on, Steve. Steve, you're thinking of Rufus.

Chosen: Yeah, I thank you

Hal Jordead: Hugo's Andre the Giant.

Steve-O: Oh, you talk about the big man.

Chosen: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, yeah, well, Rufus fights it a bit.

Steve-O: Green flag, green flag, green flag.

Chosen: Wait Rufus also

Hal Jordead: Wow.

IGOTTADUMP: i you know I was thinking about Rufus.

Steve-O: ru

Chosen: Rufus Green Flag.

Hal Jordead: ru Rufus?

Chosen: Yeah, Rufus Green Flag.

IGOTTADUMP: I was thinking about Rufus, too, because Rufus fights in an English bathroom.

Steve-O: Rufus Greenflag. Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: A London bathroom.

Steve-O: Thank you for correcting me, Devin.

IGOTTADUMP: I remember that distinctly.

Steve-O: I totally forgot about Hugo.

Chosen: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: Yeah. Okay.

Steve-O: Um,

Hal Jordead: I'll see you.

Steve-O: Uh,

Chosen: Cue

Steve-O: red flag red flag that's the robot in the trench coat

IGOTTADUMP: What is that again?

Chosen: Red flag.

IGOTTADUMP: Robot in the trench coat?

Hal Jordead: Uh, yeah, keep...

Chosen: Yeah, he's the queen

Hal Jordead: Q's a red flag, dude.

Chosen: He's the robot that flashes people in the public parks at night.

IGOTTADUMP: Um...

IGOTTADUMP: green flag that guy's awesome

Steve-O: Hold on. Oh, wait a second. Hold on. How do you feel about Necro?

Chosen: Uh... Oh, red flag

IGOTTADUMP: Back. Red flag.

Chosen: nobody uses nobody uses necro he's got similar moveset to block it here.

Steve-O: Red...

IGOTTADUMP: I don't know.

Steve-O: Street Fighter 3 has so many red flag characters in it. If you go through all the characters.

IGOTTADUMP: yeah

Chosen: Yeah, dude, yeah

Hal Jordead: yeah I mean, that's the problem with Street Fighter 3, I think. It's got a...

Steve-O: Dude, half of them are just Voldo.

Hal Jordead: The rosters, the rosters. Pretty.

Chosen: Is Sean a red flag or green flag?

Hal Jordead: Sean?

Chosen: Yeah.

Steve-O: ah Sean's a green flag because he blocks the basketballs.

Hal Jordead: Yellow.

Steve-O: He compared to basketballs.

IGOTTADUMP: What about the one?

Chosen: Oh, there's another... Dude, dude there's another non -gamer.

IGOTTADUMP: What about the one character?

Hal Jordead: Necro, Necro, red flag.

IGOTTADUMP: Winnie. Wait, what about the one character that had a relationship with a girl that was underage?

Hal Jordead: Oh Alex.

IGOTTADUMP: That was cool!

Chosen: Alex?

Hal Jordead: Ooooooh!

Chosen: No, you mean his you mean his sister?

Steve-O: oh

IGOTTADUMP: It's sister.

Chosen: Or his cousin? No, who's his cousin?

IGOTTADUMP: It's sister. There is cousin.

Chosen: His cousin who was underage and had a baby with her?

Hal Jordead: Street Fighter 6 Alex, red flag. Every other version of Alex, green flag.

Steve-O: No, no, no. All red f flags. He's got that wiggly ass thumb. That's always weird.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: That's true. That is a weird wonky thumb.

IGOTTADUMP: gra cause that's Is that how he gets out of the cuffs?

Steve-O: Yeah, he just he has to. Dislocate his thumbs.

IGOTTADUMP: Is that what they're referencing? I don't know.

Chosen: Uh, Marisa. Devin. What you got?

Hal Jordead: ah Wait, is that Street Fighter VI?

Chosen: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: That's the ah oh green flag. She rules, dude.

IGOTTADUMP: Green, yeah.

Chosen: Okay.

IGOTTADUMP: I think I remember her.

Chosen: alright respect All Bye.

IGOTTADUMP: Rose?

Chosen: Alright.

Steve-O: That's...

Hal Jordead: red Red flag, red flag.

Chosen: Red flag! red red red red

Steve-O: That's a red flag. That's a red flag.

Chosen: That is the reddest flag.

IGOTTADUMP: Right.

Chosen: Ever.

IGOTTADUMP: yeah

Steve-O: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: ah

Chosen: Mainly because rain played Rose in Street Fighter 4

Steve-O: That's a rain flag right there.

Chosen: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: Dude. Dude, getting your shit pushed in by a good Rose player sucks.

Chosen: Yeah, dude

Hal Jordead: There's just nothing fun about it.

Chosen: Yeah, it's not fun He's not fucking

IGOTTADUMP: Rolento.

Hal Jordead: uh wait wait guys what about uh tifa what about tifa street fighter six green flag

Steve-O: Hopefully so.

Chosen: Valenzo, green flag.

IGOTTADUMP: Green flag.

Chosen: We didn't see her yet. we didn't see her yet

Hal Jordead: Yeah, but come on.

Steve-O: That's a red flag right across the gate.

Hal Jordead: Whoa, what?

Steve-O: Red flag, dude.

Chosen: Yeah, that's not that's not somebody that's not somebody that knows ball, I'm afraid, Devin.

IGOTTADUMP: who

Hal Jordead: Oh, no, dude, that's going to be me, dude.

Chosen: that's just it's just It's just a Final Fantasy gooner. Yeah, you're going to buy the game and then fucking spend $12?

Hal Jordead: I already own the game. I'm gonna buy the DLC.

Chosen: You spent $12 on one DLC character?

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

Steve-O: I remember when Devin was so excited about his vacation game.

IGOTTADUMP: It was just playing T for Street Fighter.

Chosen: Devin what if the what if the boobies aren't what if the boobies aren't jiggly Devin?

Hal Jordead: yeah Wolverine.

Steve-O: Yeah, I'm worried.

Chosen: What if they don't add the RE engine jiggly physics to Tifa?

Hal Jordead: um There will be riots. You know, Capcom will immediately, you know how everybody says Capcom's like on a generational run, best year they've ever had.

Chosen: Is that a mist? Is that a mist?

Chosen: Did you see... Devin, did you see fucking...

Hal Jordead: Yeah, no they they that would be that would be a stain and it would ruin Thanks.

Chosen: Did you see the Sea Viper? Costume 3

Steve-O: I've seen the Sea Viper costume 3.

Hal Jordead: Yeah dude.

IGOTTADUMP: Okay, let's take a look here.

Chosen: Fuck!

Hal Jordead: Green flag.

Steve-O: i did

Hal Jordead: That's a green flag.

Steve-O: Very happy that Sea Viper is back, though.

IGOTTADUMP: Let's see what we got here

Steve-O: Now, El Fuerte coming back.

IGOTTADUMP: Costume three.

Steve-O: All right.

Chosen: Yeah, see

Steve-O: Hold on. Let's let, we got to get out of this street fighter space. We could do this all day.

IGOTTADUMP: and I mean, take a look at this.

Steve-O: Cause we got.

IGOTTADUMP: though

Chosen: That's why I said

Steve-O: a a ton.

Chosen: That's what I said. Yeah, okay.

IGOTTADUMP: Well, what the hell man?

Steve-O: You did say that you did say that we got a ton

IGOTTADUMP: Good lord.

Steve-O: A backlog of things.

Chosen: Chris is goin right now good

Steve-O: trailers and news.

Chosen: Oh, my. Yeah! Yes.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: God.

IGOTTADUMP: Wow. Wow.

Hal Jordead: Damn.

IGOTTADUMP: You see it. You do see it.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, sorry.

IGOTTADUMP: You do see it, everybody.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, dude, you you're gonna tell me you're gonna tell me Capcom's gonna fumble Tifa dude get out of here

Chosen: Mm -mm -mm -mm -mm.

Chosen: Could you imagine though, they just trolled everybody and just...

IGOTTADUMP: You do see it.

Chosen: Put her in fucking sweat sweatpants and the sweatshirt.

Hal Jordead: It's the work. It's the work for me.

IGOTTADUMP: Is that, that's just now.

Chosen: Yeah, but she's got but she's got THO she's got titty hard -ons though

IGOTTADUMP: Captain does, right?

Chosen: under this sweat and she's got sweater me devin she's got sweater meat though

IGOTTADUMP: That's Capcom. Right.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

Chosen: you would You'd be into it?

Hal Jordead: dig Yes. Yes, please.

Chosen: Yeah, you'd be into the sweater meet?

Hal Jordead: Yes.

Chosen: Alright.

Hal Jordead: Do that.

Chosen: All right, sweater meme, Tifa.

Steve-O: Alright. let's ah Let's move on to some news because we got a few.

Hal Jordead: Come on. No, Steve, we won't.

Steve-O: We got a few. We must talk about the THOs.

IGOTTADUMP: good

Hal Jordead: We won't. How dare you?

Steve-O: Hmm.

IGOTTADUMP: and

Steve-O: All right.

Chosen: Uh...

Steve-O: ah So, Devin, you want to take this?

Hal Jordead: and

Steve-O: This is this is your news that you've uncovered and discovered.

IGOTTADUMP: did it da

Hal Jordead: Yeah, yeah. um So just obvious this bad mood bad news. um My... my Everlasting falling out of love with video games continues.

IGOTTADUMP: Hello.

Hal Jordead: last couple of weeks.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: um So this was a big thing that we didn't really talk about because... Normally, I would care. But because I'm so beaten down. by news and the video game industry as a whole. I could frankly give a damn.

Hal Jordead: ah But... Microsoft laid a bunch of people off. They shuffled around some studios. One of the more notable ones is that... Halo Studios essentially has been shut down. It's basically been relegated to like a community support studio.

Hal Jordead: And now Activision is developing the new Halo game.

Steve-O: They got like the Call of Duty team on it, right?

Hal Jordead: Yeah, I mean, but like what is that even in? you know, in Activision, right?

Steve-O: Bye, Deb.

Hal Jordead: There's 50. thousand you know different Call of Duty teams itself.

Steve-O: They are all the Call of Duty team.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, so it's... mean it's ah I don't want to say it's not a big deal. Um,

Chosen: Oh, it's a big deal, Devin.

Hal Jordead: But it's also...

Steve-O: I would say it's a pretty big deal.

Hal Jordead: it's so early it's so early like we just won't know um but

IGOTTADUMP: it's a very It's a very generic... Choice.

Hal Jordead: Yeah. But like at the same time,

Steve-O: Yeah.

Chosen: generic deal devins

Hal Jordead: Asha Sharma is just like... Whatever. like I don't care.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, you know that They make games and shoot stuff, so we gotta...

Hal Jordead: she's You know what she's doing?

IGOTTADUMP: good shooter.

Hal Jordead: She's doing Vince Russo hot shot booking. She's like, let's just...

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, that's

Hal Jordead: Take all the titles off it. And let's just...

IGOTTADUMP: It's very surface level.

Hal Jordead: Yeah. Who cares, man?

IGOTTADUMP: Very certain.

Steve-O: I mean, this is this is the official confirmation that... All of the non -Bungie Halo games. They suck. They suck. that's That's Xbox saying the Halo Studios team.

IGOTTADUMP: Yes. Yeah.

Hal Jordead: Yeah. Four, five, and infinite, all bad.

Steve-O: they Didn't live up.

IGOTTADUMP: They've proven it with

Steve-O: to the brand.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: They've laid everybody off have that has made it.

Steve-O: I'm sure there's some super awesome, talented people on that team, but I think in general, just the fact that. They had. multiple re -releases of all the remakes of the original halo games and i remember that first one for xbox 360 not 360 xbox one That thing ran like.

Steve-O: Crap. That was a disaster.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

Steve-O: That was the original cyberpunk.

Hal Jordead: Well, apparently apparently and there was a lot of drama under the hood with... um the Halo remake. Like it was it was it was yeah, it was like a mess Apparently.

Steve-O: Oh, the recent one.

Chosen: Oh, the Oh, the cock?

Steve-O: Whew.

Chosen: Cock Halo, where they fucking released it on PlayStation.

Hal Jordead: Yeah. like like Basically, the story is is like... it should have had a multiplayer but like just design like making that game was so

Chosen: uh it was combat combat evolve what is it called combat revolved or some bullshit it was

Hal Jordead: It was so hard that ah they kind of couldn't. See you. Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: You gonna spin it around?

Hal Jordead: Combat.

Chosen: Fuck. The fuck was that?

Hal Jordead: I don't know man

IGOTTADUMP: That...

Chosen: Yeah, what the fuck was it called, Devin?

IGOTTADUMP: What's going to make a difference?

Hal Jordead: Combat remastered.

Chosen: ever

Hal Jordead: I really don't know

Steve-O: and Campaign evolved.

Chosen: Oh my god.

IGOTTADUMP: You gotta spin it around.

Hal Jordead: Campaign evolved.

Chosen: and Oh god!

Hal Jordead: That was it.

IGOTTADUMP: He he he he he!

Chosen: Dude.

Hal Jordead: Dude, John Byatt.

Chosen: Oh my god.

Hal Jordead: You can't buy it.

Steve-O: Yeah, bye.

Chosen: I'm not buying it.

Steve-O: Bye right now.

Chosen: No.

Steve-O: Buy it on your PS5.

Hal Jordead: Come on, buy it!

Chosen: a car campaign evolved and you can play halo in third person yeah let's go

Hal Jordead: Yeah, it's only $70 to play him.

Steve-O: oh

Chosen: How many things could you get wrong in one project?

Hal Jordead: John. John, there's there's there's a there's extra story content.

Steve-O: Dude, you can finally find out where Master Chief got the Warthog.

Hal Jordead: It's like three missions.

Chosen: So you can spot it.

Hal Jordead: How he invented the warthog, dude.

Chosen: ah perfect Fuck outta here.

Hal Jordead: Yeah. um Man, so I don't know.

Chosen: Uh...

Steve-O: Give me some good news after that one. I need to cleanse my palate.

Hal Jordead: Um... there's ah There's a third World of Warcraft game coming out? I think I'll...

Steve-O: I was going to do a spit take, but I could muster one for that.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, I know.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, that's a rough one to...

Hal Jordead: um ah So I think we talked about this previously, but obsidian.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: He's back under. Bethesda or now they're officially under Bethesda. a Coalition, obviously they just came out with Gears. Mojang is just doing its own thing.

Hal Jordead: Playground games in Turn 10 Studios are basically...

IGOTTADUMP: yeah

Steve-O: I don't feel this in you, Devin. You're just telling me things you don't care about.

Hal Jordead: One's just doing a Forza game.

Steve-O: You don't care about any of this.

Hal Jordead: Dude. I really... i'm just turning on i mean it's also like two weeks uh oh no this this was the bummer Ninja Theory, who we all thought was kind of going to be okay.

Hal Jordead: ah They apparently had...

Steve-O: They just announced the game.

IGOTTADUMP: um Not okay.

Hal Jordead: They had two buyers that had fell through, and now they are probably going to be closed. So...

Steve-O: We're the buyers PlayStation and.

Hal Jordead: Careful. PlayStation and um Nintendo.

Steve-O: Rovio. Yeah.

Hal Jordead: We said, oh, okay. Yeah, no, so that's ah that's a big... That's a big bummer. Um...

Steve-O: That is a bummer.

Hal Jordead: I know we were talking about canceling your Disney Plus subscription. the other week.

IGOTTADUMP: I did.

Hal Jordead: Chris, you you may you may as well, so yeah, you might want to sign up again.

Steve-O: Sign up for it again.

Hal Jordead: because

IGOTTADUMP: Wait, why?

Hal Jordead: Darkwing Duck.

IGOTTADUMP: Why?

Hal Jordead: is coming back, baby.

IGOTTADUMP: OUCH Son of a bitch! dad

Steve-O: with the trouble you call DW.

IGOTTADUMP: damn Actually, I'm okay with this.

Steve-O: Voiced by Mark Hamill, Chris!

IGOTTADUMP: I'm looking forward to it. I'm okay. I'm okay with it.

Steve-O: Not the original voice actor.

IGOTTADUMP: Yep.

Hal Jordead: yeah I was gonna say, as I don't remember that.

IGOTTADUMP: and cool. I'm cool. I'm cool with...

Hal Jordead: You know what?

IGOTTADUMP: Without this in my life

Hal Jordead: Fair enough. I can. I can.

IGOTTADUMP: Sorry, Devin.

Hal Jordead: I can't get mad. um Hey, Robert Eggers refuses to do...

Steve-O: Class it up a little.

Hal Jordead: He's staying true to his I will never do a movie with cell phones. as he announced his next movie he's working on is Romeo and Juliet.

IGOTTADUMP: First movie with cell phones

Hal Jordead: Ooh.

IGOTTADUMP: Believe it or not.

Steve-O: Bobby Eggs is back and he's doing it with cell phones. I'm excited.

IGOTTADUMP: Bobby and eggs? You call them Bobby eggs?

Steve-O: Bobby X, baby!

IGOTTADUMP: Woo!

Hal Jordead: Bobby eggs.

IGOTTADUMP: We'll call it Bobby Eggs. All right.

Steve-O: This is a remake of the Leo DiCaprio pick, right?

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Hehehehehehe.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He invented Romeo and Juliet.

IGOTTADUMP: Everybody's got guns.

Steve-O: Dude, the Hawaiian shirts in that movie are fly.

IGOTTADUMP: Easy. And he's bringing back.

Hal Jordead: Dude, their guns are pretty sick.

IGOTTADUMP: He's going to bring back Michael Rappaport.

Hal Jordead: He's got, oh.

Steve-O: All right.

Hal Jordead: bring it back to the fold.

IGOTTADUMP: He's going to have him in a period. clothing and he's gonna be What was it? Vitruvio or whatever the fuck is Mercurio.

Hal Jordead: yeah While Mercutio was the guy from Oz.

IGOTTADUMP: That is the end. ausio Yeah, you're right. That was the guy from Oz.

Hal Jordead: Or lost. But it was in odds, right?

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Steve-O: I believe that's John Locke, Devin.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: Oh yeah, the only character from Lost.

Steve-O: Hmm. You want to know a secret?

Hal Jordead: I stuck this whole orange peel in my mouth.

Steve-O: I've got big orange mouth.

Hal Jordead: uh all right uh is there any more video game news let's just keep it oh yeah hey guys um This is an egg on my face. But I've said, I said, that'll get you 20.

Steve-O: Bobby eggs.

Hal Jordead: We're going to see Heritage Profit at the Game Awards. Because that's typically how these things go. And they and that Naughty Dog announced. We're not seeing anything about that game in 2027.

Hal Jordead: To which I go like, why why why are we bothering? Like, why are you even... making Making trailers for games, dude. I just don't get it, man.

Steve-O: We got to announce more Last of Us stuff.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, ah they announced, yeah, some new lassos project, which. I was initially like, oh, that's pretty cool. But then somebody's like, what if it's just like a board game? And I'm like, fuck, that's 100 % what it is.

Hal Jordead: It's going to be something lame like a board game.

Steve-O: We got it. We got a sick -ass tabletop board game coming for you, Devin.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

Steve-O: You can get miniatures of Joel and Ellie.

IGOTTADUMP: Ellie gets stuck in a well.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: You got to get her out of the well.

Hal Jordead: And Billy, it's going to be so good. Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Kid, she's stuck in a well the whole time. She's like, get me out of the well.

Steve-O: We started a Kickstarter for it, so you have to fund it.

IGOTTADUMP: She's stuck in that well, you guys gotta of figure it out.

Hal Jordead: I know. ah Hey, let's switch gears. Let's switch gears a little bit. Let's focus a little bit more on movies. um

Steve-O: I love movies.

Hal Jordead: This trailer... Surprised me because one apparently was shot in secret. ah The new Nathan Fielder. documentary.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh boy.

Steve-O: Duuude.

Hal Jordead: ah You can see everything, which is just primarily...

IGOTTADUMP: I am... Pumped.

Steve-O: Has taken the world by storm.

IGOTTADUMP: Amen.

Hal Jordead: Primarily designed to creep you out.

Steve-O: The memes. The memes.

IGOTTADUMP: o

Steve-O: the memes

IGOTTADUMP: And this movie is is going to be a meme factory in a lot of ways. But besides that, I also think it's going to be a very... introspective talk documentary about a sociopath.

IGOTTADUMP: and her rise, fall, and maybe rebirth. in America. So I am.

Hal Jordead: It's gonna be great.

IGOTTADUMP: Go watch it.

Steve-O: It's good You know what? I can promise you it's going to be great.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, you're gonna promise me that?

Steve-O: I don't have anything to deceive you on, Chris.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

Steve-O: This is going to be great.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: Why would I lie? I have no reason. I have no reason to deceive you.

IGOTTADUMP: a

Steve-O: I'm always being real Chris.

Hal Jordead: I also... heard. I just heard there's ah there's like aggressive nudity in this.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, well, there she is pregnant.

Chosen: Define aggressive define aggressive

IGOTTADUMP: she is She is pregnant. during the documentary, so I believe it might be a...

Hal Jordead: oh

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, one of those.

Chosen: oh

Hal Jordead: Excuse me, Nathan, do you want to shuck up my nipples?

Hal Jordead: He is living with them.

Chosen: manuscript Nathan.

Hal Jordead: could be ah This could be a so ah situation.

IGOTTADUMP: This is... Sweet. She asked...

Chosen: How?

IGOTTADUMP: A24 for this documentary.

Steve-O: Did... She asked for Nathan Fielder.

Hal Jordead: Huh.

IGOTTADUMP: I don't think that was part of the deal.

Hal Jordead: but

IGOTTADUMP: I think he's in there because he he got in there.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: You got it.

Steve-O: This is essentially like if they paired like the Joker against like Dr.

IGOTTADUMP: you

Steve-O: Doom.

IGOTTADUMP: And it's...

Hal Jordead: but

IGOTTADUMP: Weird how it's definitely going to ride the line ethically. like like everything he's done. um I gotta admit, though, that's part of the allure.

Hal Jordead: You know, it's it is I was reading some articles about this, and he was telling stories about how he's like, we would... go back, I guess with the the director or the other co -creator. And he's like, we would talk about like an interaction that we had and we'd both walk away with it. completely different takes on what it meant or how it went.

IGOTTADUMP: Mm -hmm.

Hal Jordead: And he's like, dude, this woman's fucking you saw You know, they they were like. She's throwing us for a loop because like I walk away thinking this the other person said no that you're I don't know how you got there And it's just...

Hal Jordead: I will know, man.

IGOTTADUMP: Yep. it's it's It's a fascinating character study.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

Steve-O: He's going to win an Oscar for this.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, he might. he might He might fly there.

Steve-O: He's going to ego. He's going to EGOT by the end of... 2030.

Hal Jordead: uh, Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: He might fly there in his own 737, too.

Steve-O: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

Steve-O: Hey.

Hal Jordead: Hmm

IGOTTADUMP: What an interesting person.

Hal Jordead: So this stands out. this stands out um A movie called Ray Gun. I think what's most notable is this is the rare.

IGOTTADUMP: Not. documentary about

Hal Jordead: Yeah, not a documentary, but this is the rare animated film that's just...

Steve-O: okay

IGOTTADUMP: Yep. Great dancing.

Hal Jordead: shot like they're they're just treating it like a regular serious movie.

IGOTTADUMP: Not the breakdancing Australian.

Hal Jordead: Like there's no there's no like this not really for kids.

IGOTTADUMP: and kneel with us.

Hal Jordead: I mean people are gonna think it's for kids It's like Titan AE. Remember that? Where it's like...

Steve-O: remember tiny

Hal Jordead: there's not real It's just generally a serious sci -fi story. like

IGOTTADUMP: E -A -E, it's standard for ass eater, correct?

Steve-O: After Earth, Chris.

Hal Jordead: Yeah. After Earth, you fucking troglodyte, dude.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh my... God, I have been...

Steve-O: hu

Hal Jordead: Come on.

Steve-O: Damn.

IGOTTADUMP: I've been moved home.

Chosen: How dare you, Chris?

IGOTTADUMP: My whole... life.

Hal Jordead: Uh, Dude, go watch Titan AE, man.

Chosen: How dare you.

Steve-O: Wow.

Hal Jordead: That movie's fucking...

Steve-O: You thought the title of that movie was Titan Ass Eater?

Hal Jordead: What?

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah!

Hal Jordead: here

IGOTTADUMP: but I thought that's what they were looking for.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, you ate the ass of a Titan, dude.

IGOTTADUMP: why they were done That's what I thought!

Hal Jordead: That's a big dude.

Steve-O: Gabby!

IGOTTADUMP: Plot of the movie was.

Hal Jordead: what What do they say about media literacy?

Chosen: five ah

Hal Jordead: All time low.

Steve-O: ah Speaking of media literacy, John Madden's got a movie coming out.

Hal Jordead: in italian

IGOTTADUMP: I got to rewatch her.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Cool.

Hal Jordead: John Madden. uh

IGOTTADUMP: Not maiden. Tim was very disappointed.

Hal Jordead: John Maiden.

IGOTTADUMP: It was not about John Maiden, the creator of Iron Maiden, the band.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

Steve-O: God damn it!

Hal Jordead: Um... I'm just going to say I'm glad this is on Prime because... This is a morbidly curious type of movie.

IGOTTADUMP: This don't look that good.

Hal Jordead: i know that's what i mean like it's gonna be like i think is this a thanksgiving movie i think

Steve-O: Uh...

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: Okay.

Steve-O: Um...

IGOTTADUMP: Perfect timing. football.

Steve-O: I think this is...

Hal Jordead: Yeah. that's That's what I mean, right? It's like...

Steve-O: Nicolas Cage just trying to get through some sort of contract, I think, over at Amazon.

IGOTTADUMP: That is a good time.

Hal Jordead: Fuck.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, November 18th.

IGOTTADUMP: i

Hal Jordead: Yeah, dude, this is going to be like...

IGOTTADUMP: I thought he was out of the tax pro the tax issues, but maybe not.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, he said that for you.

IGOTTADUMP: Maybe not.

Hal Jordead: like he's This is definitely more than... The other things he's done, though. You know what I mean? Like he's done some dribble.

IGOTTADUMP: Yes.

Hal Jordead: drivel.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: Like.

IGOTTADUMP: This looks bad though, Dev.

Hal Jordead: yeah but this is still like it's trying something like as opposed to just like ah Do a movie where you're a witch. and you're fighting warlocks. Fucking... I don't know man, whatever.

IGOTTADUMP: That might be better.

Steve-O: They should have did sort of like a Jumanji plot with this where like.

IGOTTADUMP: He gets sucked into his own video game?

Steve-O: He gets socked into his own video game.

IGOTTADUMP: Jesus Christ, how would that even work, Steve?

Steve-O: Um...

Hal Jordead: Did you ever see Jumanji with Kevin Hart?

Steve-O: Yeah, I would say like Jumanji with Kevin Hart.

IGOTTADUMP: I didn't.

Chosen: Jumanji!

IGOTTADUMP: All right.

Hal Jordead: Easy.

Steve-O: But like make it like predator.

IGOTTADUMP: I do.

Steve-O: Where like there's like an invisible John Madden stalking. all the players.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, Bo Jackson is trying to kill me.

Hal Jordead: Make it like predator

Steve-O: yeah

IGOTTADUMP: Bo Jackson.

Hal Jordead: All right, you know John Madden, but make it like predator. What the fuck does that mean?

IGOTTADUMP: Bo Jackson.

Steve-O: Boom!

IGOTTADUMP: by Jackson.

Steve-O: He's got you now.

IGOTTADUMP: comes

Steve-O: No, wait, that's not even John Madden. um I keep doing the NBA Jam guy.

Hal Jordead: You'd think of Emeril Lagbasi or whatever, right?

Steve-O: ligazi also an excellent member of the predator tech like team

Hal Jordead: Well. BANG! Yeah bang or Bam!

Steve-O: Bang!

Hal Jordead: Um... Alright.

IGOTTADUMP: Um.

Hal Jordead: I'm not going to lie.

Hal Jordead: This werewolf movie... physically annoys me to look at.

IGOTTADUMP: You're crazy

Hal Jordead: Because of...

Steve-O: I can't even, it won't even let me look at it.

Hal Jordead: it's a it's a it's a It's a choice. It's a decision. I do not like the decision.

IGOTTADUMP: You're crazy

Hal Jordead: I hope I get over it.

IGOTTADUMP: This looks awesome.

Hal Jordead: Because I will be seeing the movie

IGOTTADUMP: This looks awesome.

Hal Jordead: But dude, I don't know. I can't.

IGOTTADUMP: You got dog vision on.

Hal Jordead: There's something about it.

IGOTTADUMP: It's dog vision night.

Hal Jordead: Dude, it's like, what if we just smeared...

IGOTTADUMP: 24. 24 7.

Hal Jordead: poop on the screen.

IGOTTADUMP: Hell yeah, I got you got the forum

Hal Jordead: I don't like it. I don't.

IGOTTADUMP: You got a lot of deformed human beings.

Hal Jordead: what would what you What would you call this?

IGOTTADUMP: This movie looks... It's horrifying.

Hal Jordead: like What would you call this coloring? that he's doing.

IGOTTADUMP: Uh, I call it shit core.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I'm in I want something disgusting i want I want this werewolf to eat be eating his own shit by the end of this movie.

Hal Jordead: No no no! I'm cool with that. I'm just saying like just looking at it.

IGOTTADUMP: No, no, no, no, no, The tone is all there. The tone basically. It informs me. that we're going to see a werewolf eat his own shit.

Hal Jordead: i better I better love this movie.

IGOTTADUMP: I'm here.

Steve-O: just What the f -

Hal Jordead: I'll tell you this right now. If I don't fucking love this movie. I kind of walked away going like, yeah, it's all right.

Steve-O: Are you...

Hal Jordead: I think I'm done. I'm done with Eggers.

Steve-O: You're writing off Bobby eggs?

Hal Jordead: I'm writing them off.

Steve-O: Damn.

IGOTTADUMP: Alright, here we go. Always room for eggs.

Steve-O: Writing it off.

Hal Jordead: Until I forget and then I watch his next. I watch Romeo and Juliet.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, you're gonna watch Romeo.

Steve-O: Dude, I love the cell phones in that movie.

Hal Jordead: Actually, I'm not going to lie. Roaming Juliet. there There might be a goon factor that will will bring me in.

Steve-O: How do you think he's going to misspell that title?

Chosen: Who sent it?

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Chosen: who Does he have a cast for Romeo and Juliet yet or no?

Hal Jordead: No, I think he just said... And this is the next.

Chosen: It's just gonna be Lily rose up again

IGOTTADUMP: Rodeo.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, which means I might be interested.

IGOTTADUMP: jolted Jeweled Theatre.

Hal Jordead: for reasons. Rose, Rose angels.

IGOTTADUMP: Rodeo. Rodeo.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

Steve-O: We're saying Jules.

Chosen: Roseanne.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

Steve-O: Right at you, Zan.

Chosen: Roseanne.

Hal Jordead: ah

Chosen: Roseanne

Steve-O: Dr. Metairie.

IGOTTADUMP: Juby.

Hal Jordead: So let's let's take... Those ugly colors and let's turn them in a slick fancy digital colors, Vision Quest.

Hal Jordead: kind of seen as the Trilogy of WandaVision. I guess Doctor Strange and then this.

Steve-O: What was the other one?

Hal Jordead: I guess i guess that's the trilogy?

IGOTTADUMP: uh who

Steve-O: Marvel's back, baby!

IGOTTADUMP: Is it?

Steve-O: No, I just shot that

Hal Jordead: It's fun to shout. Come on.

IGOTTADUMP: Okay.

Hal Jordead: You don't ever do what I was back, baby

Steve-O: You just say whatever and is back. It feels good.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: I don't know man. And when...

Steve-O: Jesus is back!

IGOTTADUMP: Whoa! Big time!

Hal Jordead: yeah ah Listen, I don't think this is not going to sell anybody who's not already in.

IGOTTADUMP: All right, I get you.

Hal Jordead: I mean, I think I'm going to. There we go. give it a shot. And it's nice because I said, Oh, when's this coming out? And it's like, Oh, in like a week. And I was like, oh. How nice.

Steve-O: I love James Spader.

Hal Jordead: James Spader's in it.

IGOTTADUMP: Hey, Devin, can I borrow... your Disney Plus account.

Hal Jordead: No, you got stealing online like everybody else.

IGOTTADUMP: yeah I just can't - AAAAAAAAGH! I CAN'T WATCH VISION QUESTS!

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

Steve-O: Chris, you can borrow my Netflix.

IGOTTADUMP: I got Netflix, Stinky Steve.

Hal Jordead: God, that's like you fucking idiot.

Steve-O: Oh. My bad. My bad.

Hal Jordead: Yeah. And then finally, the last piece of the day, almost, I wouldn't say almost, fellow sir. Um,

Hal Jordead: Bradley Cooper. is starring in the new G .I. Joe movie penned by Danny McBride.

Hal Jordead: And if you think that's a weird combination, I invite you to watch the first episode of the last season of Righteous Gemstones.

IGOTTADUMP: That's a hoover.

Hal Jordead: where Bradley Cooper, despite being kind of goofy now. uh did remind me i was like oh that's right that guy can't fucking act That guy is very good at his job.

Chosen: That guy is fucking, what's his name, Leonard Bernstein or whatever.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. ah yeah

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

Steve-O: he got He got kind of...

Hal Jordead: I'm sorry, he's... he's he's to

Chosen: yeah

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: I'm not going to correct you there.

Steve-O: He got some rough.

IGOTTADUMP: forget his name.

Steve-O: Like...

Chosen: yeah

Steve-O: facial surgery stuff happening right

Hal Jordead: Yeah, he's he's one ah he's one of the people you look at and you go, oh, we botched that.

Chosen: It's fucking tough. You can tell.

Hal Jordead: We didn't need to.

IGOTTADUMP: He's got puffy face.

Hal Jordead: You could have.

IGOTTADUMP: He's got a puffy face.

Steve-O: Yeah, he got hit he got hit with the Simon Cowell situation.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, so...

IGOTTADUMP: p Puff. Puffed ass face.

Hal Jordead: hopeful Hopefully his face will be back to normal by the time he does this.

IGOTTADUMP: Probably just, you know what it might have been? A bunch of bees.

Steve-O: Or he goes to bed and he eats a Philly pretzel. Every night.

Hal Jordead: Every night.

IGOTTADUMP: Before he goes to bed?

Steve-O: And the salt really swells the face.

Hal Jordead: and he goes And he goes, I don't care what it does.

IGOTTADUMP: Well, that'll do it.

Hal Jordead: I just love me a Philly pretzel.

Steve-O: Oh, I love me one of these South Philly pretzels, just like my ma used to buy.

IGOTTADUMP: That don't do it.

IGOTTADUMP: That's really genius. He probably does.

Hal Jordead: But I don't know.

Steve-O: Go Buds.

Hal Jordead: ah Listen, I like Danny McBride. I generally like... um, Let's call him Will Arnett.

Steve-O: Wow.

Hal Jordead: I generally like Bradley Cooper when he's not like...

IGOTTADUMP: Whoa. Hey, he's a birds fan, so I gotta go.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, yeah, you know Um...

IGOTTADUMP: You want me to do?

Hal Jordead: And hey.

Chosen: o boy Go Good boy.

Hal Jordead: I don't mind the GI Joes.

IGOTTADUMP: Good words.

Hal Jordead: They're pretty cool.

IGOTTADUMP: it's

Hal Jordead: They're pretty cool Just sad to say that we couldn't get a, we we never got that, that transformers GI Joe crossover.

Chosen: Go Bears! Gay birds.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, baby.

Hal Jordead: They hinted at. But. and We get that. Well, here we go.

Chosen: Gay bears.

Steve-O: God bless.

IGOTTADUMP: Gal Beds.

Steve-O: I think you know what i think we we start tucking it in here because I think that's you know a nice piece of news to end on.

Hal Jordead: think

Chosen: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa whoa

Steve-O: Duke is back. What's what's up?

Chosen: Nothing.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, wait! Season two of Lanterns is in pre -production.

Steve-O: Woo!

Hal Jordead: Yay. Nice, nice, nice. Not that I was concerned. But I don't. Yeah, I don't recall hearing anything like official.

IGOTTADUMP: So there's that. Then.

Steve-O: I heard somebody might come back.

Hal Jordead: Ooh. Oh, The Undertaker?

IGOTTADUMP: The Undertaker? Would he beat have a yellow ring? He probably would.

Steve-O: No, he'd have a black ring.

Hal Jordead: Who undertaker? He's a black.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, Black Ring.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, dude.

Steve-O: Come on, man.

Hal Jordead: He's a black lantern

Chosen: Haha.

IGOTTADUMP: You're right. Shit.

Chosen: he would literally he would be he would be hand you'd be black hand

IGOTTADUMP: Oh man, shit.

Steve-O: Chris was like, oh, would he have a... Pink Ring? Would he be one of the Star Sapphires?

IGOTTADUMP: Oh.

Chosen: yeah

IGOTTADUMP: Oh.

Chosen: Wait, he's hope right?

IGOTTADUMP: a

Chosen: He's blue. He's hope

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, he he would have a blue

Hal Jordead: Uh, I think he's purple. He's like indigo.

Steve-O: Yeah, he would have Indigo while clean.

Hal Jordead: He's he's actually like the he's the lame.

Chosen: Peace.

IGOTTADUMP: queen Got a red ring.

Chosen: Star Sapphire.

Steve-O: Shane would have read.

Hal Jordead: He's like the lamest lantern action

Chosen: He's star sapphire

Hal Jordead: Yeah, like Green Lan - or Cat - uh kyle kyle stone cold

Chosen: What would Stone Cold be?

Steve-O: ah John Cena would be Hope.

Chosen: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: No, he'd be...

Steve-O: No, John Cena.

Hal Jordead: hustle, loyalty, respect.

Steve-O: Oh, yeah, I forgot. he would have

Chosen: yeah

IGOTTADUMP: I think Stone...

Hal Jordead: He be it.

Chosen: Yeah. These three different colors.

IGOTTADUMP: So cold, Mike.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, dude, come on.

IGOTTADUMP: Just be a green green ring, babe.

Chosen: Yeah. He's hustle, loyalty, and respect.

Steve-O: Willpower.

IGOTTADUMP: Might just be green.

Steve-O: I... I think he might just be green. I think I might agree.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

Steve-O: ah Although he might be fear because he's always showing skulls.

Hal Jordead: Wait, are we doing celebrities or are we just doing...

Steve-O: We're doing...

Chosen: No, I think he's doing it.

IGOTTADUMP: I thought you'd give...

Hal Jordead: John Cena.

IGOTTADUMP: How do you give mankind a yellow ring?

Chosen: na Now John

Hal Jordead: oh oh oh

IGOTTADUMP: room.

Steve-O: Whoa.

Chosen: Now John Cena is

Steve-O: No, no, no. He's got a green ring.

Hal Jordead: Brock Lesnar, red.

Chosen: John.

Hal Jordead: He's a red lantern.

Steve-O: No fear. No fear.

Hal Jordead: Uh...

Steve-O: Or maybe I'm thinking of the Hardy Boys.

Hal Jordead: who so who Who would Stone Cold be?

Chosen: Rock I was stone cold.

IGOTTADUMP: I think Stone Cold's a green ring, man.

Hal Jordead: Uh...

Chosen: Stone colds are as stone colds larvae.

Hal Jordead: Yeah. The Rock. The Rock's orange. he's largely used

Steve-O: Yeah, he would be Larfleeze.

Hal Jordead: He wants it all, dude.

Steve-O: That makes sense. Or or hold on.

IGOTTADUMP: Greedy bastard.

Steve-O: No, wait, I'm sorry. No, Triple H would be Larfleeze, Devin.

Hal Jordead: o

Chosen: What's the miz?

Steve-O: Ooh.

Hal Jordead: um, Look.

Chosen: ah

Hal Jordead: Oh, no.

Chosen: God.

IGOTTADUMP: zero Zero impact. Zero impact.

Chosen: I got him. him.

Hal Jordead: ah Yeah, he he wouldn't get a ring.

Chosen: yeah

IGOTTADUMP: ah

Hal Jordead: I'll just say that

Chosen: and

Steve-O: He's like the Guy Gardner.

IGOTTADUMP: ha

Chosen: ah

IGOTTADUMP: Notice we're only talking about notes.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, there's Guy Gardner. There's whatever's below Guy Gardner. and That's The Miz.

Chosen: Jeez.

IGOTTADUMP: to

Chosen: Randy Orton.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, there you go.

Hal Jordead: Ooh.

Steve-O: Oh, that's that's a yellow ring.

Hal Jordead: Fear. Yeah, it is a yellow.

Steve-O: That's a yellow ring.

Chosen: Yellow, fear.

Steve-O: The Viper.

Chosen: Okay.

Steve-O: RKOs everywhere.

Chosen: What about... Owen's favorite wrestler, Tiffy Time.

Hal Jordead: Oh.

Chosen: What's she?

Steve-O: Oh, that's a Starfire.

Hal Jordead: Pink. Nice and pink.

Chosen: Oh.

Hal Jordead: The drink ring?

Chosen: The pink ring just because she's a girl?

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

Steve-O: The pink ring.

Hal Jordead: The girl, the girl ring.

Chosen: Wow.

Steve-O: The girl ring.

Chosen: Alright, what about CM Punk?

Hal Jordead: o

Chosen: Green?

Steve-O: That might be a red lantern. He's got a lot of hate in his heart.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, he's a...

Hal Jordead: Yeah that guy hates things.

Chosen: Cody Rhodes.

Hal Jordead: Green.

Steve-O: Probably be blue. Ooh.

Hal Jordead: Blue?

Steve-O: Yeah, I'll give them hope.

Hal Jordead: Okay.

Chosen: What about Kurt Angle?

Steve-O: No, no, no. I'm with Devin.

Chosen: about

Steve-O: I'm with Devin. That's a green ring.

IGOTTADUMP: He's a green ring guy.

Hal Jordead: Ooh, the green.

Chosen: What about Kurt Angle?

Hal Jordead: Ooh.

Steve-O: Red white and blue red white and blue

Hal Jordead: Kurt Angle. yeah Yeah, red, white, and blue, dude.

Chosen: Yellow. Right away. Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Damn.

Hal Jordead: Did you know he got that ring with a broken freaking neck?

Chosen: God bless.

Steve-O: He did.

Chosen: Ha ha!

Steve-O: It's true. It's true.

Chosen: All right, Bret Hart, then.

Hal Jordead: oh

IGOTTADUMP: Black.

Steve-O: Um... yeah

Hal Jordead: laughter

Chosen: What?

Hal Jordead: oh

Chosen: and ah

Hal Jordead: I'm going to avoid the easy one. um

Steve-O: i

Hal Jordead: but but but but but what would brent hart

Steve-O: One more, one more before we we close it. And.

Chosen: All right, I'll give you one more. Chris Benoit.

Hal Jordead: Ooh. Ooh, black rain.

IGOTTADUMP: There's a lot of black rings here. deep

Chosen: I'm talking about pre... Pre, like...

Hal Jordead: Yellow.

Chosen: tragedy, Chris Benoit.

IGOTTADUMP: Dean Malenko, red for his hatred of Devin.

Hal Jordead: Yeah.

Steve-O: yeah Yeah, that's good.

Hal Jordead: yeah He sucks. He sucks.

IGOTTADUMP: He'd be spitting blood all over.

Hal Jordead: Well, actually, I don't think we really gave too many legit blues. It would be a blue.

Chosen: So Chris Benoit, you would give Chris Benoit blue?

Steve-O: I tried. Bye, Ted.

Hal Jordead: No!

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Steve-O: No.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: Well, as in I hope he didn't do that thing.

IGOTTADUMP: Well...

Chosen: Wow.

IGOTTADUMP: Hold on, Ethan?

Steve-O: Oof! Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: He was a Christian.

Steve-O: i hope I hope giving you this ring will change the future.

Chosen: I'm sorry. Come on.

IGOTTADUMP: was Was it?

Hal Jordead: You know what?

IGOTTADUMP: Good night.

Chosen: they were wrong.

IGOTTADUMP: Because he was a Christian.

Chosen: I hope this was wrong.

IGOTTADUMP: He did read the Bible. Let's see.

Hal Jordead: Heh heh. Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Think about it here.

Chosen: God damn it.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, hope hope's a soft boy ring, dude. I'm not gonna lie.

IGOTTADUMP: they Whatever ring you get for a CTE. is what You're killing Chris Benoit.

Chosen: Alright Chris give me Antonio Brown. What's he?

IGOTTADUMP: Antonio Brown? Oh man.

Chosen: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: he's

Chosen: Yeah, which ring is the sex ring?

IGOTTADUMP: Yep.

Chosen: But you got to get effects all the time. Which one's that, right?

IGOTTADUMP: He's a yellow ring.

Hal Jordead: that's the that's the that's the purple ring indigo

IGOTTADUMP: easy yellow easy yellow rain he's pure

Steve-O: Indigo, yeah.

Hal Jordead: In we go.

IGOTTADUMP: He instills fear.

Steve-O: Fear?

IGOTTADUMP: in that room.

Hal Jordead: What is, wait, what does the Indigo do?

Steve-O: Okay.

Hal Jordead: What does...

IGOTTADUMP: He's attempted he is was

Steve-O: Indigo is... um What the hell?

IGOTTADUMP: Indigo is is for passion, right? Is that what it is?

Hal Jordead: The indigo ring represents compassion.

IGOTTADUMP: Come back compassion

Steve-O: Yeah, Adam had that right.

Hal Jordead: And serves as a primary tool of the in.

Chosen: Come. com Compassion.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. Compassion.

Hal Jordead: So, ooh, unlike other rings, indigo rings are parasitic.

IGOTTADUMP: Passion and mastery. curious.

Hal Jordead: they They're placed on dangerous... Okay, yeah, the rehab ring. Thanks.

Steve-O: Hmm.

Hal Jordead: Oh, so it's like when you go heal. and And then turn and face.

Steve-O: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: You get one of those on you. And it sucks all the bad out of you. All the cum. Passion.

IGOTTADUMP: Adios.

Steve-O: All right. We got to wrap this up. Everybody. We'll be back. Uh... next week with some more ah shenanigans and tomfoolery.

Hal Jordead: Next week.

Steve-O: um

IGOTTADUMP: Tomfoolery's gonna be here?

Steve-O: Yeah, the famous tomfoolery he's going to do a bit.

IGOTTADUMP: What? Who would wear a tuxedo?

Steve-O: um So... ah

Hal Jordead: This is the Tom Fool Show. It's not the Fool Time Show.

Steve-O: Yo, know Phil. Was that Phil was one of them and Glenn hump. Dick.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, Glenn.

Hal Jordead: What?

Steve-O: Wasn't that his name, Glen Humptick?

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: who

IGOTTADUMP: Buddy.

Steve-O: His buddy on the couch.

IGOTTADUMP: Tom Green's buddy.

Hal Jordead: Oh, oh.

IGOTTADUMP: That's a big...

Steve-O: Phil would sit in the window. behind everybody and just drink.

IGOTTADUMP: The big dumb red -headed guy. Have a day.

Steve-O: But Phil Humplick was the guy on the couch.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Steve-O: Dude, maybe we need to do a Tom Green sesh.

IGOTTADUMP: Bring him back.

Hal Jordead: ah

IGOTTADUMP: We'll get it.

Hal Jordead: Glenn Humblick

Steve-O: That's what I said.

Hal Jordead: And Phil Giroux.

IGOTTADUMP: Land of Hope.

Steve-O: I'm shocked that I remembered Phil.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, that's...

IGOTTADUMP: I was like, you remember both of them.

Hal Jordead: Yeah, I don't remember fucking Phil at all. I remember Glenn.

Steve-O: That was fun.

IGOTTADUMP: I remember them distinctly now that you brought them up.

Hal Jordead: I remember Glenn.

Steve-O: Yeah.

Hal Jordead: I don't remember Phil.

Steve-O: Phil sat in a window frame behind them both.

Hal Jordead: I thought that was Glenn.

IGOTTADUMP: No, Glenn sat on the couch.

Steve-O: No, Glenn was on the couch.

Hal Jordead: Fuck

IGOTTADUMP: The big goofball. A big good.

Hal Jordead: I remember the the guy in the window.

Steve-O: That's Phil.

Hal Jordead: Dude, I'm telling you, I think that's Glenn. I'm Google. I Googled Glenn Humplick and he looks like the guy. Fuck this. I hate this.

Steve-O: We'll be back next week.

Hal Jordead: I don't care about Tom Green's friends.

Steve-O: We'll be back.

Hal Jordead: like i heard iber

Steve-O: We'll be back with Tom Green's friends.

Hal Jordead: I repent.

Steve-O: We'll be back with Tim next week and he's going to tell us all about our favorite video games and our favorite parts of them.

IGOTTADUMP: Now go. Then saddle me down.

Steve-O: Bye everybody!

Hal Jordead: See ya.

Chosen: Bye. bah

Hal Jordead: who said,