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Lemme Get an E-A-G: Hello, you are listening to the all new Anti -Fanboy podcast for the week of September the 14th, 2026. Tell you what I didn't do I didn't forget My name is Devin Kopeck. With me is Steve Otero.
Steve-O: Hey, how are you doing? This is Devin Kopech.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Chris Galante.
IGOTTADUMP: Didn't forget what?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And the man who invented forgetting important dates, John Suarez.
igottadookie: Pause.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Whoa, why'd you forget dude?
IGOTTADUMP: No, seriously, what are we talking about?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Um... mitch Mitch McConnell. he's We forgot that he was a senator, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh yeah! I saw the animatronic they had in the wheelchair.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, yeah.
igottadookie: hu
IGOTTADUMP: It looks very lifelike.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: we You're right.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I heard his his two, his old bosses are...
IGOTTADUMP: Okay.
igottadookie: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: He's coming.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: ah
igottadookie: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Fuck!
igottadookie: Bye.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I heard there are some faint voodoo music playing in the background.
igottadookie: and
Lemme Get an E-A-G: and uh
IGOTTADUMP: he's
Lemme Get an E-A-G: He was just wobbling around.
IGOTTADUMP: he's a He has arisen. I think that.
Steve-O: He was carrying a treasure chest.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. I heard if you follow him long enough, he'll he'll drag you to some treasure.
IGOTTADUMP: That was the the headline.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: So.
IGOTTADUMP: he has He has returned from the grave.
IGOTTADUMP: That's cool.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You know.
IGOTTADUMP: I wanted that power, you know?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah uh what the ability to just live
IGOTTADUMP: Come back from the grave, yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Maybe we're dead.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: I mean, where I know they have. They probably shot him with that laser beam that brings you back from the dead. that Elon Musk has.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh. that Yeah, I think the one that Donald Trump gets hit with on a weekly basis.
IGOTTADUMP: One, two.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, every time he takes a little nap during a meeting.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Man.
IGOTTADUMP: Laser! Wait!
Steve-O: he unfortunately shoots himself though every time
IGOTTADUMP: Come back for a minute. I mean, that's the that's the side effect.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Something just going laser.
Steve-O: That's the trade off.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Blazer!
IGOTTADUMP: Every time you die, you poop.
Steve-O: Fire the laser!
IGOTTADUMP: I hope you realize that.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, no, you do.
IGOTTADUMP: So that's why the laser is doing its job. when he proved.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You do tend to poop your pants every time you die.
IGOTTADUMP: But yeah, we don't have ah an anti -life laser. or whatever it's called. Um, So we're just stuck here in our mortal shells. Waiting for another episode of Lanterns.
IGOTTADUMP: that's all That's all we have going for us. And, you know, I'm...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm so happy. this year. to be to be real, because... I, I... I got a lot of good TV shows and a lot of good movies. i've I've been... I've been blessed this year. I'm happy. I'm happy.
igottadookie: Hashtag blessed.
IGOTTADUMP: With my my moviegoing experience my television experience.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Wow.
IGOTTADUMP: um I know we're only about halfway through. Well, more towards the end, but like. Yeah, i've been I've been on the edge of my seat nonstop. guys.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, happy for you. Must be nice.
IGOTTADUMP: I can't sit comfortably anywhere.
igottadookie: I love that for you, Chris.
IGOTTADUMP: i am Always on the edge of my seat.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: Chris, I love that for you.
IGOTTADUMP: Always.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. That's so, so happy for you, dude.
Steve-O: You paid for the whole seat!
igottadookie: I love that
Lemme Get an E-A-G: So cool
Steve-O: You're only me using the edge!
IGOTTADUMP: I can't, like, my ass hurts.
Steve-O: ah
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's real sick. really Really glad you're...
IGOTTADUMP: Wait, Devin, come on! You just saw your favorite goddamn horror movie ever! You saw? The best!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You turned into like... Oh, it's all been very hard.
IGOTTADUMP: I know. i just
Steve-O: who
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'm gonna be angry.
igottadookie: but
IGOTTADUMP: I just kept going with it.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: It's just Mickey Masgalani.
Steve-O: Okay.
IGOTTADUMP: and
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Not yet!
igottadookie: You saw - AHH!
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You fucking what's your ass do falls some fucking dip dip before you start talking to me
igottadookie: You saw your favorite horror movie ever, Devin.
IGOTTADUMP: It's all.
IGOTTADUMP: You saw the best Christopher Nolan movie. Probably.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, no, I did No, no, I know.
IGOTTADUMP: Come on. Like, get get real, man.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: i this This week was this week.
igottadookie: it's not better than the prestige i didn't see it yet but
Lemme Get an E-A-G: was a bit hard this this week was a bit hard on me in terms of things i like
IGOTTADUMP: It's not bad at all.
IGOTTADUMP: You're being too hard on stuff
Lemme Get an E-A-G: ah Ah!
IGOTTADUMP: like
igottadookie: Yeah, you know you you need to
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Maybe.
IGOTTADUMP: right Well, video games video games. Video games have been terrible.
igottadookie: Yeah, Devin, you need to take the easy way out, and you need to easily design design your life, kind of like how Insomniac designed Wolverine.
IGOTTADUMP: Video games are a bit bad. and
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. yeah
IGOTTADUMP: Now video games, I'm not speaking for those.
igottadookie: Make it super easy.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: i'm not I did not bring those up.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. Well, that's a big part of the well lot bad news happened for me this week.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I know, Devin.
Steve-O: oh Oh, hold on.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I was just like, ah.
Steve-O: I'm sorry.
IGOTTADUMP: I heard. Oh, yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah thank thank you thank you
igottadookie: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: right
igottadookie: ah Fuck! Fuck!
Steve-O: but
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Fuck!
igottadookie: Dude. You know what? I don't know Devin. I'm just saying like. You got what you wanted. You wanted an easy game. And they made it for you.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Who said I wanted an easy game?
igottadookie: You love easy games.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I do. Well, actually, you know what? Can I can i tell you what I...
igottadookie: I'm just glad that...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: what I did.
igottadookie: i'm hold on real.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Okay.
igottadookie: Just... Before you go.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Alright.
igottadookie: Like, before you go on. I just want to let Chris know. That seeing all this hate. For fucking... super mega easy mode on Wolverine.
igottadookie: I feel seen. you know?
IGOTTADUMP: yeah Yeah, like the...
igottadookie: Wait.
IGOTTADUMP: the communities turn it over a little bit.
igottadookie: Finally. Finally, you know, maybe you know, maybe we should have the fucking
IGOTTADUMP: Maybe hitting one button. is not so fun anymore.
igottadookie: Yeah. well that's my That's my favorite meme, even though like it applies to God of War, and I love God of War. Like that's what it's from. Like. making fun of God, we're 2018.
IGOTTADUMP: Well, yeah, even that had more nuance than...
igottadookie: I still love that. I love that. as it were. I love that meme. that now I love it.
IGOTTADUMP: And to be real.
igottadookie: Come on, that's just...
IGOTTADUMP: Those motherfuckers.
igottadookie: ah that's just the I love it's just PlayStation controller with one button for X in the middle.
IGOTTADUMP: Those mother...
igottadookie: Like, I love that shit.
IGOTTADUMP: you i'm great you bring I'm glad you bring that up.
Steve-O: yeah
igottadookie: It's so fun. Because it is.
IGOTTADUMP: Because that that those guys would have made a better Wolverine game.
igottadookie: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Hands down.
Steve-O: Oh yeah.
igottadookie: Well, is the right is the writing, like, isn't...
Steve-O: Stoney Santa Monica?
IGOTTADUMP: there. Yeah dude!
igottadookie: Isn't Insomniac Spider -Man? Like, those are like... well -written, right?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I...
IGOTTADUMP: Hello? Um...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: The first one is is a pretty good story.
Steve-O: oh
Lemme Get an E-A-G: The first one's a pretty good story.
IGOTTADUMP: Um...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: The second one feels like it was rewritten in the middle and then they didn't quite.
igottadookie: oh
IGOTTADUMP: Um...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Figure it out
igottadookie: so why So why did these... why did those games get get such high praise then.
Steve-O: Web.
IGOTTADUMP: Because it's from the swing room.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Um,
Steve-O: Web swinging mechanic is good.
igottadookie: Because it's Spider -Man.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: i I think it's a few things.
igottadookie: This is Spider -Man tax
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I think it's a few things. I think there's a bit of a Spider -Man tax. I think it's probably just a more fun game to play because of the web swinging.
IGOTTADUMP: It is.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And I also think that this on Wolverine is unfortunately like. the straw the actual straw that broke the back right in terms of the triple a game design where people are like, if I see another fucking yellow.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Legs. or if I see another scent trail.
IGOTTADUMP: o
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'm going to lose my goddamn mind.
igottadookie: No, but that's not... But the the the thing is is like that is, that isn't... the issue I'm seeing. Like it's just the design of the game as a whole. is what the major issue is because you know what those fucking the yellow crates and yellow Fucking.
igottadookie: uh ladders and or in like resident evil and last of us i mean we complained a little bit about god of war because like if you took more than four seconds in solving a puzzle then fucking atreus starts
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: Just nuts.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: But I think that stuff, I think that stuff is definitely in there.
igottadookie: He starts breaking down.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You know?
igottadookie: It just, you know, it just seems like this game wasn't. and you know And you know what sucks, too, is like this game got fucking major leaked. a few years ago.
Steve-O: Yeah, dude
IGOTTADUMP: Yep.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: Like.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yep.
igottadookie: I read that whole story.
IGOTTADUMP: i think that's a bigger I think that's a bigger factor than people think.
igottadookie: Like if the. Well, so how come Last of Us 2 was so good then, Chris?
IGOTTADUMP: Well, I think... That was leaked in a very early stage. And I think that... that The difference was...
igottadookie: Yeah, this one they had like a full fucking they had like a full fucking like Outline of like the story and shit
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. that That was brutal, dude. like I can't.
igottadookie: is Ralph.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm sure that was a kick in the pants for everybody.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: but So some people have said the story is good and some people have said it was bad.
igottadookie: so what' so so what's the So what's the course of action? What's the course of action? Dude, it's just coke, Devin. Come on, you know that's coke.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: i don't know no i i haven't played it
igottadookie: No, no, you know it's cool Let's go.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, but literally like it feels like half the reviews are like the store is actually pretty good and the other half are like the story is fucking dog shit.
igottadookie: Are you?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: So I.
Steve-O: It... If you watch...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: the one thing i posted i did not i was not a fan of which was that writer who was like there's a yearning for Wolverine and Sabretooth. And I was like, what the fuck?
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, they're gonna fuck?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: What is this? I don't like that
IGOTTADUMP: I didn't know they fucked.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: i don't know how i don't know how out or in context that Quote is...
IGOTTADUMP: Did they fuck?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: but I didn't like it.
IGOTTADUMP: Devin? Good.
Steve-O: i've been I've been hearing that rather than make wolverine Wolverine like the classic lovable dickhead that he is, he's just like...
IGOTTADUMP: I'm over eight.
Steve-O: a friendly help everybody guy. which is so on Wolverine.
IGOTTADUMP: o
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I guess it depends on how it's done, right?
Steve-O: Cause like they.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: because wolverine's the type of guy that he'll do it he'll bitch about it but he'll do it you know
Steve-O: They'll show you that the like do you remember that that original trailer that they put out with Wolverine sitting at the bar.
igottadookie: pub
Steve-O: announcement for this game they say that like that feels like it was written by a completely different team
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I mean, that's...
IGOTTADUMP: If anyone touches me, I'm gonna blow them.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: a that's like a 30 second teaser, though. Right. That's like.
IGOTTADUMP: That's what he says.
Steve-O: yeah but like still though he's like you know he' he's a grumpy guy he's a grumpy guy and like you know it when you watch the stuff from this game it's like oh i gotta make sure uh mystique's okay gotta gotta check up on saber tooth
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That's literally an ad to hire people. That's all that was.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I don't know I haven't, I haven't, I've kind of I watched like one or two. And I was like, you know what?
Steve-O: a
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'm just going to. back away because I did
IGOTTADUMP: I... I... I watched the the guy with the the really goofy voice on YouTube.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That narrows it down on you on YouTube, Chris.
Steve-O: but
igottadookie: and
IGOTTADUMP: Um, Yeah, on YouTube, um he he said, wait for a sale.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Get out of here.
Steve-O: Made for a sale.
IGOTTADUMP: So I'm going to go with the...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, yeah, and I think
IGOTTADUMP: Wait for sale.
igottadookie: Never play it.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, hold on, John.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: Wait for a sale.
Steve-O: Kevin.
igottadookie: I mean, never play it.
IGOTTADUMP: pumpp pumpmp the brakes there row Pump the brakes the brakes.
igottadookie: Yeah.
Steve-O: Devin what did you do?
igottadookie: Ask me.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Well, I I was. mad at myself because I kind of I went with IP instead of. instead of like history, right?
igottadookie: Yeah. Yeah, you're a bitch. You're soft.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Because I...
Steve-O: I thought you were about to say I pee instead of poo.
igottadookie: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, no, honestly, because I, you know, like we were talking about last few weeks, I was like, I'm Wolverine's the game. The one game I'm going to get.
Steve-O: Right.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And. Onimusha came out and everybody was talking how great it was.
igottadookie: Yeah, your dog is in it and everything, and you didn't and you didn't even get it.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, my dog's in it, and and it didn't feel good.
IGOTTADUMP: He's my dog.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: and then i And then I saw the reviews, and you know what I did? I said, refund, please. And then I bought Onimusha. And I've been... Enjoying the.
IGOTTADUMP: i Devin.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: All Canada Green.
IGOTTADUMP: can me give me what i'm gonna walk you through when you uh refunded this so because like did you when what time.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: What?
IGOTTADUMP: of the day.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Uh...
IGOTTADUMP: did you refund wolverine when did it happen when did the lightning bolt hit your head
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I think I was just going to like.
Steve-O: when
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Eat it. And then I saw some. And all of a sudden people on the Reddit were like, well, look what I did. And they were just everybody on Reddit was posting screenshots of their refunds.
IGOTTADUMP: Were you kind of hungry?
igottadookie: the best. and best clip is The best clip is the him motorcycling down the fucking...
Steve-O: oh
IGOTTADUMP: So you saw a clip.
igottadookie: road like I'm fucking dying dude
IGOTTADUMP: what were where what like What was your state?
Steve-O: Dude.
igottadookie: Like that can't be real.
IGOTTADUMP: were were you were you hungry
Steve-O: I love all the fake voiceovers over that.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, like my what my emotion state.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I was actually like, oh, wait, I can just refund this because my.
Steve-O: So this was like an epiphany.
igottadookie: You were relieved.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, kind of, because my brain was always like, a Sony's so... their customer service is such dog shit like refunding anything just seems like a nightmare but i was like wait a second i didn't even download the game yet.
IGOTTADUMP: Mmm.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I should be able to get this done pretty quickly.
Steve-O: right
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And to be fair. It was. It was took me... 10 seconds. I just need to know where to click. And I got my refund and I was like. Well, shit. And then I then i just bought Onimusha.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I definitely, I'm like 100 % still going to buy Wolverine. but
igottadookie: Are you going to buy it or wait until it's free?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Man, let me, let me. No, no, I'll buy it. But let me tell you. What a bad month. To. be the game that is skippable
igottadookie: To be the game, that's, yeah. Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Right. Between between like. A few weeks ago with Star Wars. ah the rebel company or whatever that was. uh to
Steve-O: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: to um onimusha to fucking what next week we're getting. ah ah the Blood of the Dawnwalker and then in like a week or two we're getting Control Resonant.
igottadookie: What a disappointment.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: like
Steve-O: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: What an easy game to be like, I'll wait. that That's on the bottom of the pile.
igottadookie: Yeah.
Steve-O: It went from being on the top of the pile though. Like that's.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, it was the top of my pile to, oh, this is by the time I get through what I want to get through this game. I expect will be heavily discounted.
igottadookie: What is it sitting at right now?
Steve-O: yeah i wouldn't be surprised if at some point you could get this game easily for
igottadookie: Oh, it's a 79. It's still good.
Steve-O: 40 to 50.
igottadookie: Certified fresh.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, yeah. See, and honestly, that is kind of the problem. 79's not... awesome, but it's not it's not like it's a fucking... It's not like 55, you know?
igottadookie: it's just disappointing It's just disappointing because of...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Exactly.
igottadookie: The expectations.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's disappointing because of the studio. One thousand percent. And I get it. I'm disappointed.
igottadookie: Dude, Marvel catching elves?
IGOTTADUMP: boom
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, dude
Steve-O: Yeah.
igottadookie: Fucking Sony Sony's just fucking Woo!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. But you know what now? You know what the Internet's doing now? Now that the game's kind of out. Pretty much. It's like. People are getting copies. They're like. wait a second this is all bullshit you can turn off descent trails you can turn this off you can't oh they fucking lied to us so now the pendulum is swinging the other way
igottadookie: Well hardcore gamer gave it a 5 out of 5
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And.
igottadookie: So.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: ah Well, so let me buy it.
igottadookie: There's that.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, damn, hardcore?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: right now.
igottadookie: Yeah.
Steve-O: Hardcore gamer!
IGOTTADUMP: Those guys? My guys?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: Let me look at let me look these guys up hard or gamer
IGOTTADUMP: Shit!
igottadookie: Where are you?
IGOTTADUMP: I had no idea. That's my guys.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. I do think, I think it's... without touching without playing a second of the game i think it's six out of ten pretty fucking hardcore. That's a hardcore.
Steve-O: I you know, I wouldn't be surprised if Sony was like, hey, IGN, you need to start laying off your entire team now.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: but yeah Oh, Sony was like, oh, I guess ah you're not going to get any more review copies.
IGOTTADUMP: a
IGOTTADUMP: You guys are getting paid for a while.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yes. provided by fucking nobody, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: ah
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Get out of here.
IGOTTADUMP: Well.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Eat my shit.
IGOTTADUMP: hey Wolverine had a rough
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And now, dude, I was I was really I was really excited.
IGOTTADUMP: He's going to have a rough... month.
Steve-O: Oh.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And then I was like. Oh this blows.
IGOTTADUMP: I heard the gore isn't even fun. Like...
igottadookie: Yeah, all right, hold on I just got sure I got a trigger Steve I got trigger Steve real quick here
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. If you got a guy with claws.
Steve-O: Yo, what's up?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Okay.
Steve-O: What's up?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, trigger.
Steve-O: what's up
igottadookie: hardcore gamer, the same reviewer. Kevin Dunsmore gave Donkey Kong Bonanza a 4 out of 5.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Ho ho ho!
igottadookie: and gave this a 5 out of 5.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Hell yeah, dude. Hell yeah.
igottadookie: That's rough.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That's what I'm talking about.
IGOTTADUMP: Devin, you going to refund Onimusha now?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: that's what to to buy a Switch 2 and get Donkey Kong?
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Sure.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: um No, I've been.
igottadookie: Damn dude. dude
Steve-O: Dude, that's nonsense, the Bonanza thing.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Can I talk? dude
igottadookie: Fuck. Oof.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: to To kind of just.
igottadookie: 4 .5 out of 5 for Hollow Knight Silksong? Mmm, that's weird. That's insane
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That's interesting.
igottadookie: But fucking Wolverine gets a fucking perfect score Interesting.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: By who? Who's this company?
IGOTTADUMP: Hardcore gamers.
Steve-O: This is a hardcore gamer.
igottadookie: Hardcore gamer.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, I'll be honest man
igottadookie: Hardcore gamer.
IGOTTADUMP: Like me and John and Steve.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Bye.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Like not to.
IGOTTADUMP: What are you, Devin?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Not to be that guy.
igottadookie: Where's that where's the Elden Ring review?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No.
igottadookie: Where's that at? Let me try to find that one.
Steve-O: Oh, i'm I'm reading online right now, by the way, about the Wolverine.
igottadookie: Yeah.
Steve-O: ah You can... Turn off navigational assist. which is like the little pop -ups on the screen, but you cannot turn off the scent trails.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You know, some guy was like, you can turn off the center trails.
igottadookie: So you can't you can't turn off.
Steve-O: no no i'm looking at the the somebody correcting all of those in the twitter like notes
igottadookie: Mario Kart easy mode.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh.
Steve-O: where they say, navigational assist, a separate toggleable feature that activates on R3. The blue scent trail from the quoted post cannot be turned off.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Well, wait, is the scent trail a clickable button though?
Steve-O: uh no i think it it only appears in specific story and collectible tracking moments per insomniac
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Where is it? Oh, yeah, there's no.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And I'll be honest, man. I think in a bubble. I. I would just play the game and I don't think that would track with me at all. Like I wouldn't care, but the internet decided it's going to be the big deal.
Steve-O: It's yeah, it was the highlight of um skill up.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: They're like, this is the biggest. Yeah, and...
igottadookie: Chris, they gave Elden Ring a 5 out of 5.
Steve-O: Skillups video.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: i'll be honest
igottadookie: too so
IGOTTADUMP: I'm a hardcore gamer.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh. Wow, these guys kind of sound authentic.
IGOTTADUMP: That's why
Steve-O: This sound.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: These guys kind of sound like they know what they're doing.
IGOTTADUMP: i'm ah I'm a hard...
Steve-O: Kind of based.
IGOTTADUMP: i'm a hard I'm a hardcore gamer.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: You know how good Elden Ring is?
IGOTTADUMP: What can I tell you?
igottadookie: I didn't even play it on release date, but I still remember what day it came out. in 2022.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Whoa.
igottadookie: That's how good that game is.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Whoa, dude. Yeah.
igottadookie: I didn't even play it until a year later
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That's wild dude
igottadookie: and i so And I still remember. I'm trying to find um
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Truth. Truth, buddy.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: but um
igottadookie: Trying to find Red red Dead Redemption 2.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Nah, man, I, uh...
igottadookie: Just for shiggles.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: it It really...
igottadookie: Seven out of five.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: it
igottadookie: Yes.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: So listen, listen. So not only was Wolverine uh let's just say mid right just it wasn't wasn't the nine out of ten that
igottadookie: Marvel just sucks now, dude.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I wanted it to be.
igottadookie: don Just face it, dude. Anything Marvel sucks now.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. to to not even like.
igottadookie: I'm sorry.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Also like. PlayStation with the fuck.
igottadookie: Doomsday is gonna suck
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Did you did you hear about the dynamic pricing they were doing? or introducing.
Steve-O: Well, yeah, explain this to me, Devin.
igottadookie: What?
Steve-O: What happened?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: So dynamic pricing was a concept that i heard like ah like we heard about like a year or so ago. And they were testing it out in like certain markets. I think in like South America.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: So it's like, okay, kind of out of sight, out of mind. But it's like... They're officially... Bringing it up. And. The. general idea of it. is like...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: If you have a. purchasing history of buying games like new. when you get a discount it will be less than some, let's say.
igottadookie: What? Ooh.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: So let's say let's say Steve is the guy who waits until it's like 40 % off all the time. and i And I buy them week of. When the game does go on sale, I will have like.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'll be able to buy the game for like $18. And Steve will be able to buy the game for $10. just based off of our algorithm.
IGOTTADUMP: group
Steve-O: Oh, wait.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: and then somebody somebody went on somebody found it right they found a game that was on sale
igottadookie: ah
Steve-O: Hold on. Hold on. I got it for you.
IGOTTADUMP: Bye.
IGOTTADUMP: Thank you.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Right? So. So there's a video where somebody found a game on sale on the PlayStation store.
igottadookie: ah os
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And it was for like $18. I'm sorry, it was for $10. The game was $10. Once they logged into their PlayStation account, the game was $18. because of the dynamic pricing.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And I'm like, how is that legal, dude?
igottadookie: It's weird.
Steve-O: can i Can I dust off a chestnut from the past? A SHITTY GAME! Team
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, yeah. that's
igottadookie: Wait, so this was... This is Sony?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, Sony is... is like lie they They're working out dynamic pricing.
igottadookie: This is... so weird. Why are they... Why are they doing this?
Steve-O: Wendy's does that too, you know.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah Sorry about that.
IGOTTADUMP: I got him.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I don't know why that's so funny to me
igottadookie: So they they reward they reward the people that... That buy games new all the time.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, no, you you get screwed over.
igottadookie: Is that what it is with better or
Steve-O: No, it's... Yeah, if if you're more likely to buy a game cheaper.
igottadookie: Oh, they anti reward you.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: they will bet that you get more benefit. for being thrifty.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, like like they go. Oh, it kind of doesn't matter Devin would buy this game at $18 or $10 because he has a history of buying games new anyway.
Steve-O: Oh that guy's a sucker.
IGOTTADUMP: It's peace.
Steve-O: That guy's a sap.
IGOTTADUMP: It's basically, it's basically the Baconator.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That guy's a sucker. Yeah.
Steve-O: It's basically the Baconator, dude.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Uh, so yeah discounts one player might see a 40 discount while another sees a 70 reduction on the same title at the same time
igottadookie: Goated.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That's I don't I just don't I mean, is it's maybe it's legal in the sense of like it's their game store so they can do what they want. But like.
igottadookie: That's it's fucked up though
Lemme Get an E-A-G: This is so shitty, dude.
igottadookie: That's shit, that's shitty, yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah on top of the discus thing on top of their fucking big AAA game being fucking average. Like, God damn, dude.
igottadookie: Dude, a bunch of Nintendo games went on sale this week, too. I wonder if they're just fucking...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: Oh, no, you know... you know
igottadookie: Digging in.
Steve-O: You know why? It's their customer appreciation sale because Nintendo got all their refunds from the tariffs and they're like, whoa.
igottadookie: Oh interesting.
Steve-O: I guess we can give them their money back through them buying stuff.
igottadookie: I said, uh...
igottadookie: yeah does that yo yo to Yeah, real talk.
IGOTTADUMP: Team you.
Steve-O: You're welcome.
igottadookie: Does this count as... does this count as dynamic uh price gouging if All of their games are just always full price. So everybody has to buy games at full price. So now everybody gets the discount.
Steve-O: I believe. ah
igottadookie: Does that count?
Steve-O: This is based on the ah who is the villain from The Incredibles again? What was his name?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Syndrome?
Steve-O: This is the syndrome sale where if. Every game is full price. No game. is full price.
igottadookie: but
IGOTTADUMP: mm -hmm
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. Yeah, I...
igottadookie: Oh, man.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: um I don't like that I don't like anything.
igottadookie: No, but okay, so let's let's shift gears here, Devin.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Okay.
igottadookie: Because another thing happened to Sony this week. They – for some reason um I'm not sure of the details, but they fucking they said, fuck you to Kojima.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, yeah.
igottadookie: we don't want to fund We don't want to fund your fucking game, you fucking washed up.
Steve-O: Oh my... God, dude.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, dude
IGOTTADUMP: whoa
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Crazy. Crazy.
igottadookie: You washed up fucking. old Hag. We don't want to... pay for this game anymore. So fuck you.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: mm -hmm
IGOTTADUMP: Take your fizzing and shove it up your ass.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: And then.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Take your fucking burr and leave me alone. Take your pheasant and get out of here.
igottadookie: Take your, yeah, we don't we don't like anymore.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah
igottadookie: Okay.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: so So he went, he just walked down the street next door. Knocked on Xbox's door.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: but Yeah.
igottadookie: And I was like, hey, you want to pay for my game?
IGOTTADUMP: It's like Letterman leaving NBC.
igottadookie: Here's... Here's my 59 ,000 page resume of all of my accolades.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. And all I need is 400.
igottadookie: And they said, sure.
Steve-O: and
Lemme Get an E-A-G: All I need is 400 million dollars. And they're like.
Steve-O: And they went, we just let go of like eight companies.
igottadookie: Here's my here's my CV
Lemme Get an E-A-G: They said, well, well, well, we do have a bit of an opening.
Steve-O: So you're in.
igottadookie: Oui. We just laid a bunch of people off. So we will just offset that by paying you and paying for your game, bro.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: we're We're just paying you for your Twitter movie reviews.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: but they They only buy his letterbox.
IGOTTADUMP: That's what we put all the money for Yes!
igottadookie: That's insane, though.
IGOTTADUMP: and
igottadookie: That's crazy. Dude, that's kind of like.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: Yo, Kojima, Kojima's a fucking...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, so Kojima's not safe, dude.
igottadookie: He's a legend dude He went.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: What?
igottadookie: no no no he's a legend because he went to where it would hurt the most Right?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Who is?
IGOTTADUMP: Well, I think the biggest the biggest thing, the the the reason...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: ah Well.
Steve-O: Yeah.
igottadookie: to
Steve-O: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Let's be honest. he wasn't goingnna He wasn't going to get it done at Nintendo.
IGOTTADUMP: The reason I think. Xbox is pulling him in is because he represents not only video games but now he's getting into movies and I think that's Xbox.
IGOTTADUMP: This is... where they're headed i think
Lemme Get an E-A-G: They're looking, yeah, they're looking to to to do more stuff.
IGOTTADUMP: It's a multimedia future.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: for for Xbox, so.
Steve-O: Mmm.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Well, because they're doing that OD game.
Steve-O: I've heard that before.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: Where did I hear multimedia TV on your Xbox?
IGOTTADUMP: Hehehehehehehehe.
IGOTTADUMP: Everybody loved that, didn't they?
igottadookie: hang
Lemme Get an E-A-G: So... um
IGOTTADUMP: A24 is Xbox.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, yeah
IGOTTADUMP: You have to watch every every new horror slop that A24 has come out with.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: Mars love.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: So I don't know if you guys remember, but like two years ago, right?
IGOTTADUMP: Peace.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: They announced this game. They were like, hey, we're going to work on this. Stealth Espionage game. and he's talking to some exact i think the executive at at sony at the time and then they like fist bumped and then the drone flew away from them.
IGOTTADUMP: cool
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And it went over the Sony ah sony Columbia. ah you know, studios or whatever and you're like okay Cool, I guess and then nobody heard about it for like two years and the story goes
Steve-O: oh
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That's. Ever since, you know, Sony's been canceling things because they're like, hey. we don't have infinite money and you know they start throwing the hammer down Uh,
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Turns out. According to them. They were like, they were missing deadlines. They're already over budget. Somehow. Um, And they just like weren't happy with the progress. progress And Kojima's...
igottadookie: progress Are you from Canada?
IGOTTADUMP: Progress.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: do Progress.
Steve-O: Progress.
igottadookie: Progress.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. The the progress.
IGOTTADUMP: The Colère of the progress.
igottadookie: Progress.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And then ah and then Kojima's response essentially was like. Eh. They're always over budget and late. give me a break and they're like nah dude like we can't do this anymore
IGOTTADUMP: We can't give you a break this time, bro.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: and and apparently a lot of kojima's uh you know champions at sony left they're not there anymore So they're like dude, we don't fucking know you We're money. We're money people.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: We're numbers people. And ah so and some of the issues were.
igottadookie: it's called The term is advanced analytics. dev They're advanced analytics people.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, yeah So some some of the core issues were it was over budget. It was missing milestones. It wasn't. an exclusive so they weren't happy about that And the la dead. ah Death Stranding 2 didn't really light the world on fire sales -wise.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: So they were like, what are we fucking paying you for? And then they said, kick rocks. And he was like. Okay, yeah, I'm sure I'm going to have a really hard time trying to get my game made. And within six minutes...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Uh... He inked a deal with Xbox. It was like, all right, yeah. Dude, I'm sorry, but if Xbox was willing to give fucking Double Fine...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: hundreds of millions of dollars over however long they were there. I'm sure they can. they can so They got the bread. to give to uh to sony
Steve-O: How much do you think Phil Spencer is like, what the fuck, man?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Or, I'm sorry, to give the coaching. Yeah.
Steve-O: Now y 'all get shitty.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: No, y 'all get shitty Sony, come on!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, dude, they were really waiting. They were like... Ah! A woman's in charge.
IGOTTADUMP: You know, and it's funny, you guys.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Now we can now we can rest.
IGOTTADUMP: you guys talked about their their stock It hasn't really affected it.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, well, I mean
IGOTTADUMP: much.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Listen.
igottadookie: Not yet.
IGOTTADUMP: Not yet. You're right.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah not yet but like if you're
IGOTTADUMP: It hasn't impacted their their prices yet.
igottadookie: But yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I mean, to be fair. like I guess if you're if you're an advanced analytics guy. You do look at that and you're like, what is the benefit? Like, we're going to lose money on this game.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I don't care that he's Kojima. He's not making us money. And this is new Sony, dude. This is new shitty Sony.
igottadookie: Yeah, but you're not.
Steve-O: Yeah.
igottadookie: It's like politics. You're not you're not buying, you know.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: You're not. you gotta you gotta to get the votes you know you need you need the people you need the uh the rooted
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, but I mean like
igottadookie: systemic faith. from the community and this shit like this will will affect them later down the line not right now
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Well, I guess Sony realized that when they got rid of discs that that's not necessary
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: Yeah, there's that there's fucking you know, I mean
IGOTTADUMP: They're really anti -consumer and they're like, well, let's just double down, baby. Let's just keep going.
Steve-O: Ain't got no disc.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Well, who ah who came out with the...
Steve-O: and got nothing.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: um
igottadookie: Arasaka.
IGOTTADUMP: You got this game. I have no time.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Like I guess I guess a comparative right is like um
IGOTTADUMP: Right?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Chris Nolan. right is he was he was
Steve-O: Yeah, and I'll tour.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: He was just kind of do he was an auteur and he's doing what he wants to over at Warner Brothers. And the Warner Brothers is like. nah you're costing us too much money and he was like okay went over to universal
igottadookie: Yo Hmm.
igottadookie: All right. Yeah, I'll go to Universal. Fuck you.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And fucking made.
IGOTTADUMP: I love Dracula. I love Frankenstein.
Steve-O: No.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, yeah
IGOTTADUMP: I'm gonna love Universal. Later, idiots.
Steve-O: Those are my favorite monsters.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. Yeah, and then...
IGOTTADUMP: And best friends.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: ah and then
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And then they ah went ahead and made the Odyssey. Wait, was um was Oppenheimer University too?
igottadookie: Oppenheimer was was on Universal to you
IGOTTADUMP: Yep.
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: That was his first Universal film.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. yeah Yeah, yeah, so I think they like they didn't want to pay up for fucking Oppenheimer. And he's like, all right. Bye.
igottadookie: Alright fine bet I bet
Steve-O: All right, bye. ae
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I bet.
igottadookie: I bet.
Steve-O: Bye.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah So I'm not saying.
Steve-O: And Comcast was like, oh, God, anything, please.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: He he he he he.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: So I'm not saying they're it's like one to one. Right. But it's like. yeah I mean, John, I do agree with you. it's like I don't, it's probably not worth even the PR hit, dude.
igottadookie: Yeah, I mean that's...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Like, oh, you managed to piss off Kojima, who you have a storied history with.
igottadookie: No, and it's it's a bad... yeah and it's like it's just like a bad Like it's bad timing for something like this to happen, especially because of all the the press that they've been getting.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: As of late.
IGOTTADUMP: Now imagine a Kojima. Halo game. Where it's a big baby in the Master Chief armor.
igottadookie: man you signed me up
Steve-O: Whoa. whoa
IGOTTADUMP: You down with that, dog?
igottadookie: Lock me up throw away the key
IGOTTADUMP: you You big old baby.
igottadookie: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: You open it up and he's like...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: god go they give you good
Steve-O: Odugugaga.
IGOTTADUMP: And he closed the visor and he's fucking murdering people, ain't it?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. Well... So.
igottadookie: Dude, give me that game.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I guess. ah Congrats to Xbox. You know what? Like, as ah as a me... I guess I'm not super affected because it's like. Oh, pigeons. Visit's coming out.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: like it's not like an a Silent Hills situation.
IGOTTADUMP: who's Who's in that? who's Who are the actors that are attached?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No one they have no they've made zero announcement
Steve-O: I believe it's Andy McDowell. And Bill Murray.
IGOTTADUMP: Andy McDowell.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Isn't he dead?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah
Steve-O: ah int Wait, Andy McDowell is... ah She's from... um
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, at that one.
Steve-O: Groundhog Day.
IGOTTADUMP: I thought, ah yeah, that'll be it. The other one.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Um, Yeah. So, I mean, the game's still coming. It's not Silent Hill situation where like this cool idea is just dead because no one wants to pay for it. So...
IGOTTADUMP: Fizzan! Fizz ain't.
Steve-O: He was just like, I want to make a Metal Gear Solid game again.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And I.
IGOTTADUMP: to Zane.
Steve-O: And they went...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: ah Well...
Steve-O: Hmm. Your most popular thing. But the problem, you know what?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: in
Steve-O: I'm not going to lie.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Can you make it a live service game?
Steve-O: I bet you that Sony was just like, just change the name. The name sucks. Name sucks.
IGOTTADUMP: fizz ain't
Steve-O: Fizzane?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Fiztane
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: Fisting
IGOTTADUMP: Fist. taint.
Steve-O: Change the name to Kojima.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Just call it Kojima.
IGOTTADUMP: Hello. and
Steve-O: Kojima game.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Do we?
igottadookie: Kojima!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Do we not remember how much shit he was getting for acting cocky as shit in Death Stranding 2 marketing, though?
IGOTTADUMP: Kojima game.
Steve-O: Kojima!
igottadookie: Kojima!
IGOTTADUMP: Kojima Game!
Steve-O: um Lean into it.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Everybody's like, oh my God. Oh my God, he's so obnoxious.
Steve-O: Lean into it. No, I don't remember anybody saying that.
IGOTTADUMP: He's got... He's not a knife.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh no? Yeah.
Steve-O: I remember people saying, wow, he's so so artistic.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: What an auteur.
igottadookie: He's... He's an auteur guys, auteur.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Mm hmm. mm -hmm
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, man.
igottadookie: Wait, does this mean yo, does this mean here's my next question does this mean
Lemme Get an E-A-G: ah
igottadookie: It's gonna be, Fizzant's gonna be on PC now, too.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, I think it was always going to be on PC because I think that's why Sony was like.
igottadookie: Because they're like...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Part of the reason why they were irritated about it
igottadookie: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: But it's less of a problem for Microsoft because.
igottadookie: They're like guys guys guys we're trying to help you out. Did you see how much? 50 -90 graphics cards cost now?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. Yeah.
igottadookie: we're We're on the side of the community guys Please.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah and definitely yeah less of a problem for microsoft because they're like oh yeah that's totally fine Put it on PC. All of our games are on PC.
igottadookie: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It actually kind of like makes way more sense to be honest.
igottadookie: Shit bro.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Bye.
igottadookie: Damn dude.
Steve-O: ah Apparently Sony was really haranguing him. To. be bought. like a few years back. Like his team, Kojima.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: But yeah, they want to fucking lock them down.
Steve-O: studio.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I get it.
Steve-O: so him
Lemme Get an E-A-G: i'd lock I'd lock that guy down if I could.
Steve-O: yeah but him being like no no no no no no I don't want to sell the company. i want to you know I'll make games for you, but I'm not selling the company.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Come on, Selma.
igottadookie: i just want to make game i just want to make games
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Sell a excel the company. Come on, dude.
Steve-O: ah So that' that's the only reason he could take the game and go to a different company.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah
IGOTTADUMP: Smart.
igottadookie: Mmm.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, it's true. They would have ah
Steve-O: like this
IGOTTADUMP: Smart move Kojima.
Steve-O: It's like this guy's been screwed over before by a company.
igottadookie: Yeah. Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: but by a company that makes that's really good at making slot machines now.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: it's like Yeah.
Steve-O: ah
IGOTTADUMP: Hey, man, that's where the money is, all right?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, so...
IGOTTADUMP: You got to chase that money.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Dude, sony Sony's on their way to fucking...
igottadookie: I chased the body, baby.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: They're trying to figure out what their slot machines are gonna be.
IGOTTADUMP: They're going to make Pachinko Machine.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: They are like I am very concerned for Not this Naughty Dog game, but the next one.
igottadookie: Oh, it's over, dude.
Steve-O: a
igottadookie: No, they're cooked.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Like they're gonna be like bro
igottadookie: this one's cooked too this one's cooked too
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You think this one's cooked? Yeah.
igottadookie: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: i mean we're we're seeing that we're definitely seeing that the game awards right
Steve-O: Dude.
igottadookie: It's going to get delayed. to you know it's gonna no it's gonna get delayed we're gonna get an apology uh press conference
Steve-O: Yeah, they're going to announce a...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: is There's not even a release date yet.
Steve-O: A cancellation.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: What are you talking about?
igottadookie: I know, but they're just going to delay it.
Steve-O: They're going to say.
igottadookie: They're just going to delay it anyway, Devin.
Steve-O: Hmm.
igottadookie: They're just going to do it, dude.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I know we didn't say when it's coming out, but it is delayed.
igottadookie: But it's.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: all Alright.
Steve-O: That's good.
igottadookie: Thank you very much.
IGOTTADUMP: That's a great tactic.
igottadookie: and
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That is...
IGOTTADUMP: That's a wonderful tag.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: jesus Just know later than you want it.
IGOTTADUMP: It's getting delayed, bro.
igottadookie: It's gonna get It's going to get leaked.
IGOTTADUMP: Whatever we say, it's not going to be true.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Just add six months.
igottadookie: It's gonna get 4chan leaked and then it's gonna get delayed again
IGOTTADUMP: with
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Six to eight months to it.
igottadookie: And then in the documentary... Neil Druckmann is just going to talk about how he wants to kill. the guy that leaked his game again.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: He's just going to say that again.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Listen.
IGOTTADUMP: I've got a gun.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: you put me You put me in a room with that guy?
IGOTTADUMP: I bought a gun. I have a gun now.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: He's dead.
igottadookie: He basically said that he's like, I wanted to kill that man.
IGOTTADUMP: Um, i know where he lives i know where he lives i have a gun
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'd want to kill that guy too, though.
IGOTTADUMP: I know his work schedule.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: I mean... Speaking of which, that's just a... premise for the latest episode of lanterns
IGOTTADUMP: o
Steve-O: Woo!
IGOTTADUMP: Interns!
igottadookie: Speaking of. L's being caught.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. That's the other one.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Wait, who caught the biggest L in this in this episode? There's a lot of L's getting thrown around.
igottadookie: o
IGOTTADUMP: Mmm.
Steve-O: Hmm.
IGOTTADUMP: Um...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Is it the guy that... didn't know how to get out of a car got burned to death
IGOTTADUMP: Nah. yeah yeah that guy he lost his skin I think it's the one.
igottadookie: but
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Is it the guy?
Steve-O: mr
Lemme Get an E-A-G: right
IGOTTADUMP: make I think it's the one.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Losing all your skin.
Steve-O: It's...
IGOTTADUMP: Like listen I'm
Lemme Get an E-A-G: whose fault is essentially a superhero's fault.
Steve-O: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: Listen. I think a Green Lantern ring. extremely powerful. Like losing that in any way, shape or form would be a huge would be a huge loss to anyone.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Right.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Do you think that's worth bringing up?
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Losing your skin?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Hey.
IGOTTADUMP: No!
Steve-O: Dude, that's rough
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Do you think that's...
IGOTTADUMP: but
Lemme Get an E-A-G: you i feel like he should have brought that up while he's whipping his ass like bro i lost all my skin because of you
IGOTTADUMP: That is the first thing I would bring up in every conversation I'd have from then on.
igottadookie: ah
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Hey, remember when you burnt all of my skin off?
IGOTTADUMP: I lost all of my skin and an alien gave it back to me.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You know, I didn't like that he blamed, what's her name? Instead of how he's like
IGOTTADUMP: who
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I was like, that's not really her fault. Dude?
IGOTTADUMP: She wanted to see what he'd do.
igottadookie: I was kind of dude his I was kinda triggered by his parents.
IGOTTADUMP: His parents.
igottadookie: Because like...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Dude, they suck. They really...
Steve-O: They do. that They do spark.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: They fucking suck, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: are the most toxic human beings alive.
igottadookie: I was like, dog.
Steve-O: oh
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: But like...
Steve-O: mom dad i burned all my skin off
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, mom.
IGOTTADUMP: Cool.
Steve-O: Yeah, well, did you steal the ring?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I just got my skin back
IGOTTADUMP: Did you get the ring?
igottadookie: what but Did you get the ring?
IGOTTADUMP: You get the fucking ring? Huh?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: There's just like waiting there like uh, what is it? Fucking Shadur Sanders.
IGOTTADUMP: Hehehehe.
igottadookie: like fucking draft day room.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I mean, no, dude, honestly though.
igottadookie: Chris.
IGOTTADUMP: It's basically...
igottadookie: They're just sitting in a celebration room waiting for it to get drafted.
IGOTTADUMP: It's Shaquille O 'Neal talking to Charles Barkley over the phone.
igottadookie: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: Dude.
IGOTTADUMP: He's like, I law i did everything.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I do.
IGOTTADUMP: I got rebounds. Do you have any rings?
Steve-O: but
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: You have any ring?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, but Oz.
Steve-O: God damn it.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: John, honestly, I bet you, like...
IGOTTADUMP: he
Lemme Get an E-A-G: they were probably like yeah let's just make this guy like an athlete's parents Overbearing. football parents.
igottadookie: Yeah. Hell yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: One million percent.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Like they don't care unless you get it like, oh.
Steve-O: and
Lemme Get an E-A-G: what team what team are you going to yeah did you get drafted yet i don't care
igottadookie: Yeah. did you get drafted
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: I don't care that you fucking burned alive and you almost died.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You see.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: You know, it's funny too. And I know this is going to be a thing in the last episode where they do like an origin for how. His parents are probably going to be pieces of shit too.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, man.
IGOTTADUMP: You know it, right?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: what No, what if they're great? What if they're really sweet people?
IGOTTADUMP: No, they're not going to be. i bet you I bet you a million percent that his parents are still alive.
igottadookie: House.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yes.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh no, that would ruin it, dude.
igottadookie: Oh yeah.
Steve-O: No, no, no, no.
igottadookie: Who, Hal?
Steve-O: Household thing is his dad is like got sucked into a ah jet engine or something.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, if his dad's still alive.
IGOTTADUMP: What is that? yeah i think his dad might be dead but i think a he was a piece of shit
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: No, but he definitely lied I think he locked yeah, he lied to to John about...
IGOTTADUMP: And I think his mother is still alive.
igottadookie: um Yeah, he lied to John about that to get a read on him.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Okay.
Steve-O: e
IGOTTADUMP: So I... I do believe.
igottadookie: And he got he got the read.
IGOTTADUMP: you've
igottadookie: He got the read off of John off of saying that too.
IGOTTADUMP: They are awful. They're awful. I think they he's been brought up in the same toxic bullshit. And that's going to be the great little. connection between the two.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: But he he his life was toxic without a ring being in even in the conversation.
IGOTTADUMP: Exactly.
igottadookie: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's like my parents are just normal pieces of shit.
IGOTTADUMP: Yes, that's kind of, I think.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: going to be part of his origin. Yes. So like that's, that's, I think. I think also... ah I did but... you know oh my god why am i blind guy guys also probably got shitty parents like i think Trauma.
IGOTTADUMP: is what this ring is powered on.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I mean Superman has shitty parents.
IGOTTADUMP: I think... You're right.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Got him. Goddamn! Uh, uh... Yeah, and maybe that's...
IGOTTADUMP: Shut the fuck up, Devin.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, I'm serious.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Like, his his fucking Kryptonian parents are pieces of shit.
IGOTTADUMP: You think? Favorite. Oh, the Kryptonian.
Steve-O: Always Kryptonian parents.
IGOTTADUMP: Kryptonian.
Steve-O: Yes, yes.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, yeah
IGOTTADUMP: Not his real parents.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yes.
Steve-O: laughter
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, okay.
IGOTTADUMP: Let's be real. Not his real parents.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Okay. Okay. Okay.
IGOTTADUMP: Not his real parents.
Steve-O: Mm.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'm Batman's The Mask, not Bruce Wayne.
IGOTTADUMP: Let's be real. Let's be real.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Okay, I get it.
IGOTTADUMP: okay it's who grew who who raises you babe all right that's what it is that's what it is
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I get it.
igottadookie: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'm just saying. There's a through line of terrible parents.
IGOTTADUMP: No, well, no no no
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And it's in the DC universe.
IGOTTADUMP: Well, it's somewhat true, yes.
igottadookie: Maybe James Gunn had terrible parents Maybe that's what...
IGOTTADUMP: I'll give you that. a
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It may be.
Steve-O: oh
Lemme Get an E-A-G: maybe
Steve-O: No, wasn't the whole thing about Superman was he was making that movie for his dad?
IGOTTADUMP: Yes.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, his piece of shit that he was like, yeah, you're the guy who wanted me to start a harem
IGOTTADUMP: Heh heh.
Steve-O: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: ah
Steve-O: You wanted me to saw the harem after Guardians.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. The fuck is wrong with you, dad? I buried.
Steve-O: Dude, that movie's so good, you should be having sex with a harem.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: i know but i i do think The ring. is is powered by trauma. I think that's what it is. That's what makes. people Have willpower.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Not will.
IGOTTADUMP: That's what willpower is.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Okay.
IGOTTADUMP: It's it's the in the face of trauma.
igottadookie: It's... Yeah. It's it's ah overcoming adversity.
IGOTTADUMP: Yes.
igottadookie: That's what willpower is.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah and Yeah, that was wonderful. monologue. Two. about like what she why she chose the form she chose uh as the manhunter of course spoilers but like That's what this show is all about. It's about diversity. It's about trauma. It's about...
IGOTTADUMP: Be overcoming. that and being something more than. yourself. you know becoming something else.
Steve-O: It's also like very. wild that All of the people that like. You're supposed to be like. taking orders from and like looking up to in this show are like huge pieces of shit that wants you to stab everyone in the back and the person you're being told to go after is like facilitating an entire town's growth and like
IGOTTADUMP: Yep.
Steve-O: Getting really close with everybody.
IGOTTADUMP: I think it's a perfect example of that is in episode three.
igottadookie: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: It's the entire mission that John went on. when he had to go kill that. whatever, war criminal in wherever and wait for him. I mean, it's the same exact thing you said. That's a mirror of what John had to do. He had to go take out a piece of shit.
IGOTTADUMP: Wait for him there. And then he was blamed for not the mission not going well because Al showed up.
igottadookie: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: So it's it's it's about eating shit from the higher ups because they're assholes and they're making mistakes nonstop. and at least in this episode the guardian said like yeah we make we make mistakes like it's it's that's
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. Dude, the Guardians are fucking sh - shitty like they didn't even
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
igottadookie: They're shitty in the comics too!
IGOTTADUMP: they're
Lemme Get an E-A-G: they i know but like they didn't even attempt to be like no they're just kind of They are good.
igottadookie: ah
IGOTTADUMP: They are.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's just some that are. They're like, nah, they're just.
igottadookie: Now we gotta to remove them all.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: They just seem kind of fully corrupt.
IGOTTADUMP: What? I think the the the the core element, like the episode three. Episode 3 is the best episode of the show still because there's that one line that the Guardians say where they're asking Jon about hol he who he is and why why he is who he is.
IGOTTADUMP: and he's like i was raised and they're like well we don't have parents Let me just create it.
Steve-O: Right, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: like it's programming they said it's programming he's like no i was raised that's different
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Like that, they don't. They have no concept of humanity.
igottadookie: Right.
IGOTTADUMP: because they have... They weren't raised. They were programmed to be these things and they make mistakes and they try to cover them up in really immature ways.
IGOTTADUMP: Like that is that it's like they're children Almost. you know Like they're just fumbling at. control. You know?
igottadookie: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: over over chaos. Because chaos is the natural state of everything. Right. Like. It's something they're they're fighting against the natural state of the universe. Which is I think also a big part of the show
Steve-O: it was ah It was incredibly interesting, this episode. Um, Just... I think this episode on any other show. would have been a finale. But it's just episode five for lanterns.
igottadookie: That's great. That's kind of that's kind of the the fascinating thing about it.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. I know.
igottadookie: Right. Because.
Steve-O: ah
igottadookie: we We're still living with ah the with the event that happened at the end of the first episode, too. like What happened there? you know.
Steve-O: Right.
IGOTTADUMP: that's the That's the real...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, I guess an now we're catching up to it, right?
IGOTTADUMP: The real plot.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: You know, like that's the.
igottadookie: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: That's the the important one. you know
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Also,
igottadookie: Yeah, because this is what we're like, we have three episodes left, right?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. I think there's eight episodes, yeah.
Steve-O: Beat you.
IGOTTADUMP: It felt like... These episodes were just built up to... That. What happened there?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. You know, not
IGOTTADUMP: What happens now?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Not unlike ah True Detective Season 1.
IGOTTADUMP: Very good.
Steve-O: a
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You know?
igottadookie: and
IGOTTADUMP: You're absolutely right, Devin.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Like everything that happens within the first three or four episodes of that show is really just build up to.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Like the last two or three, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: the eventual Showdown with with them.
igottadookie: right
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah That's it. Yeah. It's the penguin and this, they follow. formulas that have worked before on HBO.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah very true
IGOTTADUMP: and and and And it works stupendously.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Also, i feel I do feel a bit like a fraud because I totally did not clock.
IGOTTADUMP: Like.
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Stupendous.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: The Jon Stewart like goatee. in the first episode
igottadookie: Oh, and the Oh you didn't?
Steve-O: Oh yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I was like, oh shit. He's rocking the Jon Stewart, the fucking.
igottadookie: Yeah, I think that that's like...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: The Justice League.
igottadookie: Probably.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: you know uh infinite goatee or whatever
igottadookie: Oh yeah. I know it's a different Hawkgirl, but... Is he going to smash? ah
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Dude. I hope, dude, anybody would be lucky.
igottadookie: Isabella? i Don't know she might be too young for him That's like the big meme that's going on right now.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh. oh
igottadookie: Yeah, like, uh...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I don't know.
igottadookie: It was like, oh, it's Salma Hayek's 60th birthday and then they just show a picture of Jon Stewart.
Steve-O: That is such a good meme.
igottadookie: like looking.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: Like that's the meme I'm seeing right now.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: that is That's good.
Steve-O: That is so funny.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That's a good one. He's just... He's just after. Fucking cougars, dude.
igottadookie: He's after the hot Cougars. Yeah
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, well...
igottadookie: hot ones
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, fuck yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: He's gonna clean up.
igottadookie: Yeah, I must say that she was looking better in this one. The Manhunter. I wasn't really feeling her.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: She was looking better in the little tank top. in that in the very beginning.
igottadookie: Yeah, I wasn't yeah, she was showing a little bit, of you know Little bit of the goods there
IGOTTADUMP: No, my heart's with the the sheriff.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: Oh, obviously. Are you...
Steve-O: You got a little bit of origin for the sheriff too in this episode.
igottadookie: and so on.
IGOTTADUMP: I love that.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: a
igottadookie: Chris, don't. Yo, who was chasing her? is Was it Falcone? He was chasing her.
Steve-O: It might be like Black Mask Squad or something.
IGOTTADUMP: What makes you say that?
Steve-O: I... Just done. I don't know just in general.
igottadookie: Just a gut feeling.
IGOTTADUMP: You got a real hunch?
igottadookie: hutch
Steve-O: Just... The way they were dressed.
igottadookie: Just a spoiler I read on Reddit earlier.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah and
igottadookie: Yeah, it could be Black Mask.
IGOTTADUMP: Interesting. Okay, so like...
igottadookie: That would be interesting.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, that that entire plot line, too. Like, she's... running obviously you know she's from gotham you know everybody from gotham's keep running from bullshit.
igottadookie: It's yeah. Got problems.
Steve-O: Yeah.
igottadookie: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, they got there they they're they're pieces of shit, right?
igottadookie: They got problems.
IGOTTADUMP: They were, you know?
igottadookie: They got 99 problems and they all bitches.
IGOTTADUMP: And now, you know, they that that that was when they used to slick back their hair, but now they're...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah
igottadookie: as they say.
IGOTTADUMP: They're coming down. They're not slicking back their hair not pieces of shit anymore Um, And the same could be said for the sheriff because... She seemed... pretty much innocent like it was just her father That would.
igottadookie: She was in on it, dog.
IGOTTADUMP: i Yeah, she probably had something to do with it. in some way.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Wait, um who ah Am I? wrong Like. Why did... Um, how feel the need to he like cut a chunk of his ring off
igottadookie: Yeah, i'm still I'm still trying to figure that out.
Steve-O: Oh.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, I, I, I, you know what I, okay. I love this. This is, this is. It's all... So it's like... You know when you're at work and there's the guy that knows how to like okay if the security door ever gets locked you just gotta like jimmy it open with a credit card like
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, so you think it was like that? It's almost like... Oh, you gotta bang on it a little bit.
IGOTTADUMP: It's like...
igottadookie: Use that.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, exactly
igottadookie: He was hacking his ring.
IGOTTADUMP: it's like he's hacking it 100 he's with it he's had it so long he knows how to like fuck with it to get like maybe a little extra power or to like. purposely bring up that emergency protocol where it makes a dupe of him like he he's
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: he knows if you like fuck with the ring enough It can do things that it's not supposed to.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Okay.
IGOTTADUMP: That shit is Hal Jordan.
Steve-O: Yeah. He was banging it against like the.
igottadookie: That's all.
Steve-O: the car trunk in that one previous episode.
IGOTTADUMP: that's how he uses the ring he fucks with it because he knows there's all these really cool emergency functions that they hide from the other lanterns, and he's like, oh, well, if you fucking...
Steve-O: I love. how fucking basic he is with his fucking.
IGOTTADUMP: but
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Steve-O: designs and constructs it's all bubbles it's all shields
igottadookie: Yeah, I know.
IGOTTADUMP: It's very analog.
igottadookie: he's
IGOTTADUMP: It's analog. it's It's everything to him is fucking with. the and like pushing it. and just using it like in the most basic way possible.
Steve-O: deep When 2006 Hal shows up and he's like. Hey, did we draw that?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: Yeah! Man, I mean dude.
IGOTTADUMP: It's so much more optimistic.
igottadookie: I want to see that how I love that. I love that how
Steve-O: He's so nice.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: He's so sweet.
igottadookie: He's like... He's like Neil Adams in fucking 1980s Hal Jordan now.
IGOTTADUMP: See, I want to know what...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: See, I keep saying I want to know what fucked him.
Steve-O: Dude.
IGOTTADUMP: I want to know what...
igottadookie: What fucked him up?
Steve-O: 100 % it's Sinestro.
IGOTTADUMP: Fucked it.
Steve-O: And i I guarantee you it's the Guardians being like, you have to kill.
IGOTTADUMP: It's got to be right.
Steve-O: you It is a kill order.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh yeah.
igottadookie: You have to kill Sinestra or you have to kill Albincer.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, also Also, I was a big fan of how... Like when they were like, oh, you know, the Manhunter typically tries to like seduce the alpha.
igottadookie: ah Yeah, and he fucking And he won, dude!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And he's like.
Steve-O: Mm hmm.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, yeah, yeah, that was me. That was me, for sure.
igottadookie: He wore it! He's like, yeah, I did. You know, when you fuck. as many things as we have. I was like, yo, that's sick, dude
Lemme Get an E-A-G: He's like, yeah, yeah, I totally fucked that guy Yeah, hell yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: uh,
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You know why?
igottadookie: I love that shit, dude.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Because I'm an alpha.
IGOTTADUMP: That was awesome.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's like, all right, dude.
igottadookie: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Heh heh.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Hell yeah.
igottadookie: Hell yeah, hell. Fucking get it, hell.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: So...
IGOTTADUMP: Mm.
igottadookie: Get it, girl.
IGOTTADUMP: Such a wonderful character.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Also, I.
igottadookie: you got it
Lemme Get an E-A-G: ah You know, I...
IGOTTADUMP: All men of the show.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I touched on it like ah for a little bit, but I really did like. the fight scene between Hal and and John.
Steve-O: m
Lemme Get an E-A-G: solely because it Like, John is the superior physical specimen. throwing that dude around kicking them through doors and you know How's already beat up, but how.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Just fights. a little bit dirty. does what he needs to do.
igottadookie: Yeah, you love it dude Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: like punches guys in the dick, throws lamps on their heads. you know. And. That's just how he just guts it out.
igottadookie: Okay, he's out.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And I was like, man, I really.
igottadookie: He's an OG, dude.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You can really just see their styles, you know, conflicting.
igottadookie: Dude, that's Hal though, right? Isn't that Hal?
Steve-O: he put I mean, he put the he put the bubble over them right before the the laser.
igottadookie: That's Hal.
igottadookie: Yeah, yeah, that's... Dude, I loved it.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh yeah. Of course.
igottadookie: I love this. i love this this series because it really is like fucking like rooting itself in Like. the relationship. between Hal and John.
igottadookie: Like I love that shit. Cause you know, John, you know, John was tracking. When he fucking belt bubbled them.
Steve-O: right
igottadookie: And how obviously was tracking when he didn't kill him. to get the ring off his finger.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Mm hmm.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. Of course.
igottadookie: Like I love that shit, dude. And they fucking hate each other, but they love but they respect each other.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, there's there's a response.
igottadookie: like I love that kind of shit, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: that's... earned between the both of them.
igottadookie: Because he even said he said he said that kid that kid's fearless and I was like, oh man That's respect right there when he's when he himself's calling him fearless.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: I was like, dude
Lemme Get an E-A-G: But, you know, he's like, I don't fucking like the guy, but, you know, you got to respect him.
igottadookie: Yeah, I love that shit. That's a real OG right there.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Ah.
Steve-O: mm -hmm
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. I...
igottadookie: It's gonna suck when he's actually dead at the end of the seasons season season
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Man. Well, yeah, because it's like for a brief second, I was like, oh, maybe maybe that's how Guy gets the ring.
igottadookie: He's got to be.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: But they have different rings. Like it's not the same ring.
igottadookie: Well, they were saying, I don't know.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: So.
igottadookie: I don't know if I should. fucking disclose this with you guys. Because I don't know if...
Steve-O: No, let's talk about it.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh shit. Oh shit.
igottadookie: Okay, it's not...
IGOTTADUMP: Are you writing the script?
igottadookie: No, it's not.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: Because...
igottadookie: It's not.
IGOTTADUMP: You writing these scripts?
igottadookie: I don't know. I don't know if it's a...
Steve-O: Based on the end of this episode, he turned it down. So, like, of course it's going to Guy, right?
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. That's what I thought
igottadookie: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Well, yeah, but Guy has a different looking ring. It's not the same ring.
IGOTTADUMP: I didn't know
igottadookie: No, but did you see the did you guys see the stuff about the subtitles?
Steve-O: oh
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: All right.
igottadookie: Or no.
Steve-O: No.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, no
igottadookie: All right. I don't know if I want to tell you guys.
Steve-O: No, no, no drop that shit drop that shit
Lemme Get an E-A-G: ae
igottadookie: Oh you want me to? Alright.
Steve-O: Man, that's good shit!
igottadookie: Okay, so...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah
igottadookie: I think it's in... like in Portuguese, somebody was watching. this the the episode in Portuguese. like or I don't know how these people came up with it but they got They got fact checked.
igottadookie: uh, They were watching the show, but with like Portuguese. Subtitles.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: okay
igottadookie: And. in the last scene. went right before Manhunter gets killed. Like he she's talking to how and you know, he's like blah blah blah usually it says like who's saying what in the subtitles and it said clone they how like it said how clone says said whatever Hal was saying on the screen.
Steve-O: Oh.
igottadookie: So there's theories now that I mean... Because like... He kind of gives the fucking century like a fucking. like a dummy Like.
igottadookie: mission to do and then you don't see the the fucking how hologram
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: like later in the episode.
IGOTTADUMP: Okay.
igottadookie: So they don't. People are speculating, like, maybe... the how that dies possibly in the end of the first episode.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: is a is a
igottadookie: might have been the clone.
Steve-O: Oh no, not the hologram!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: construct.
igottadookie: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, that guy's so nice.
igottadookie: Yeah, I know.
IGOTTADUMP: blue knife
igottadookie: Sad, right? he's the good He's the good Hal.
IGOTTADUMP: that
igottadookie: We want that, Al.
igottadookie: But I...
Steve-O: That's some good shit though, John. Holy shit. I didn't even think of that.
igottadookie: Yeah, I know Yeah, yeah. I mean... So I don't know. it's Again, it's... it's fun to uh see all the speculation and stuff because like there's a lot of speculation about Hal being the Manhunter.
igottadookie: Not Hal being the Manhunter, but that. corpse of Hal in the first episode being the Manhunter's corpse. End. Hal being alive at the end. So I think maybe, possibly, this is...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Well, yeah. Yeah.
igottadookie: this is this is what i my assumption is is like i think I don't know how they're going to do it, but like... It probably will end up somehow that Hal is still alive, but he just doesn't have the ring anymore and doesn't want doesn't want to use it.
Steve-O: That makes sense.
igottadookie: And then we're going to get a fucking insane Hal Jordan rebirth storyline so at some point.
IGOTTADUMP: So wait, why did he fake his death, though?
Steve-O: I'm going to throw something at you guys right here because it fits into this.
igottadookie: Because he doesn't cause he doesn't want the ring anymore, Chris.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, that he's the he's trying to force it Oh.
igottadookie: That's why.
Steve-O: Well, that too.
igottadookie: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: the ring away from it.
Steve-O: But I do think. Rushville isn't over. And I think. The grandson.
igottadookie: Oh yeah, for sure.
Steve-O: is, is part Manhunter or something.
igottadookie: For sure, yeah.
Steve-O: Like there is Manhunter in there.
igottadookie: because Because they made... they made it a point when um I keep saying McDreamy or McSteamy.
Steve-O: but
igottadookie: That reminds me of the Grey's Anatomy guy. The Will Macon.
Steve-O: Mm.
igottadookie: Yeah, McDreamy was saying like, you know, when he was talking as man The Manhunter, when they were talking about it, they were like, oh, well, we couldn't conceive. That's why we didn't have children. And I'm like, oh, shit.
igottadookie: Well, they actually conceived. here. seems like, right? Um...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh yeah.
igottadookie: weather it. Whether it's whether it's like ah because ah the other thing is ah The sheriff was saying that. Zoey. gave her a miracle.
igottadookie: which is probably Just. a child. Used her. to to bear a child or whatever. which
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Not.
Steve-O: a
Lemme Get an E-A-G: not saved her life and grew her new finger
Steve-O: New pinky.
igottadookie: Maybe.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And pinky.
igottadookie: I don't know.
Steve-O: It's a miracle. It's a new painting.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I mean, I do feel like if you're coming from Gotham, a miracle.
igottadookie: I don't know
Lemme Get an E-A-G: that the bar is pretty low.
igottadookie: It's just you're alive.
Steve-O: yeah
igottadookie: Yeah, you're still alive.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, you thought you found a
igottadookie: To the age of 30? Yeah, you survive the age of 30.
IGOTTADUMP: Somebody bought me a beer in a bar.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: but
IGOTTADUMP: It was a miracle.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, you found a $5 bill on the ground in Gotham and didn't get stabbed.
IGOTTADUMP: who her
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's ah it's a miracle.
igottadookie: ah
Steve-O: My entire town got fear gas it was awful
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
igottadookie: Dude, we got we got three episodes left. dude There's so much shit to unpack still like
Steve-O: Yeah. Dude, this sh -
igottadookie: That's the cool thing
Steve-O: This show.
igottadookie: This shows doing everything peacemakers season 2 couldn't couldn't get right
Steve-O: If. Okay.
IGOTTADUMP: no
Steve-O: You're right. If you told us five years ago. That. Fucking. There would be. an absolute baller Green Lantern show.
igottadookie: dude Yeah, dude.
Steve-O: And a penguin show, too, that we would love.
IGOTTADUMP: I know dude, that's fucking nuts.
igottadookie: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Both those statements are insane.
igottadookie: That's why. Devin, I don't know, man, maybe Clayface? It's going to be good, dog.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'm hoping.
igottadookie: I don't know, dog.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm hoping to.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I mean, I don't think clay phase is going to be bad. I just. I'm concerned that Clayface is going to be...
igottadookie: You think it's going to be... Better.
IGOTTADUMP: Mid.
igottadookie: Or like, ah yeah, better than Supergirl or no?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, if it's if it's worse or not as good that
igottadookie: I mean, a lot ah a lot of people are... I mean, a lot of people are saying...
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
igottadookie: A lot of people are
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That's trouble.
igottadookie: Watching Super Bowl now. on hbo max and being like oh it's not that bad and i agree it's not it isn't that bad like i mean we we we said this like i didn't think it was a bad movie it was just really disappointing
IGOTTADUMP: Um...
IGOTTADUMP: me
IGOTTADUMP: who
igottadookie: Um, It was. Kind of like Wolverine a little bit. where it was like, there's like a lot of these high expectations.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: But I feel like if you didn't read... The Woman of Tomorrow, then maybe... It wouldn't be as disappointing. I don't know.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: ah So if you don't know how to read, it's pretty good.
IGOTTADUMP: the
igottadookie: No, I'm talking about like like sam really sam really liked it like she she actually really liked supergirl
Lemme Get an E-A-G: i know I know what you mean. Alright.
igottadookie: And. I was kind of like.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Ew.
igottadookie: you know I kind of felt shitty being like, yeah, it was all right.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You will. You got the ick. Okay.
igottadookie: Your cog was better. Like everything about the comic is it adapting was better and Like.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
igottadookie: And they fucking skipped out on a lot of really important things from the comic. Like comment.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, and then you know On top of it just being like.
igottadookie: and and washing hands.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: An ugly movie.
igottadookie: And. And the ending being fucking wildly different and wrong on all counts in the movie as opposed to the way it ended in the comic.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: which was way different.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You know what else kind of sucks? I was thinking about this the other day, but I'm like, you can't even really like. have her show up in like another person's movie and have it not be like a huge problem Because now you have two super...
igottadookie: To Kara.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, because it's like... Oh, now you have two supermen?
igottadookie: Nah, I think it's gonna be cool, dude.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Like you have two super Kryptonians.
igottadookie: Nah, I think it's cool. Nah, it's cool, dog. I think it's cool
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I don't know. No, dude, think about the way.
igottadookie: Dude, it's gonna be awesome when they shake and bake.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, but do you think about the way they broke their back to make this movie make sense?
igottadookie: I guess, but then you have fucking 90 Captain Americas in The Winter Soldier, and that's okay? To have a fucking pot.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, but none of those guys can fly and have heat vision and are indestructible and can lift a building.
igottadookie: I fucking... You can have like fucking 50 You can have 59 super soldiers in one movie, and that's cool.
Steve-O: Heat vision. viian
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You know what I'm saying? i'm just saying like
igottadookie: I'm just saying, dog. You know?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Like they they had to come up and the comics the same way, but the comic was at least clever about it
igottadookie: All I'm saying is that that's a very... Coming from you Devin, that's a very pedestrian take on Superman
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I don't think it is. I was just thinking about like you can't You can't even make it fun.
igottadookie: That's like the same as me like well Superman's boring because it's too powerful like he's so powerful.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You can't. You can't. no i'm saying the the issue is the issue is that you can't like
igottadookie: He's the boring
Lemme Get an E-A-G: rehab the character in other movies without making huge concessions.
igottadookie: No, dude.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Alright.
igottadookie: I think that's very shallow and I think
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I think that's just...
igottadookie: they'll be able to take
IGOTTADUMP: An inability to be creative.
igottadookie: i Mean like it Yeah, because like, I mean...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, like Supergirl
IGOTTADUMP: No, no, no, no Supergirl was adapted poorly You saying that you can't integrate a character into a screenplay is saying like, well, I give up because you're too bearable. Any screenwriter says that should be fired.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I mean, I don't know, man. I'm just saying like, no, no.
IGOTTADUMP: It's just an ability.
igottadookie: Maybe...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: But if you're telling if you're telling a story like with.
igottadookie: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I don't know, like outside of. superman or maybe even superman right it's like Oh, Lex is in the big suit. And you know, he's fighting Superman.
IGOTTADUMP: So wait, like fighting Brainiac, which is. Probably an earth. Threat.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Wouldn't... Two super people wouldn't be... wouldn't overpower Brainiac. They would totally not overpower Brainiac. he is in
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You don't think you don't think Superman who on the regular overpowers Brainiac?
IGOTTADUMP: No, absolutely not. Great. No, he doesn't. I mean, it takes it's a struggle for him.
igottadookie: He's Brainiac, dog.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Right
IGOTTADUMP: to overpower Brainiac, and it would be a struggle even with two super people.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I don't know man
IGOTTADUMP: Because he is a earth threat.
igottadookie: No, but also... The reason I think it's a but pedestrian take is because you're just you're just putting all the value in the fact that there's two super people not that they don't have different personalities at all. and different ways of coping.
IGOTTADUMP: do that too i mean that's that's
Lemme Get an E-A-G: well but i'm talking about just the idea of like all right we have to rehab the character because obviously they're not gonna she's not getting her own movie anytime soon right they're not going to make a supergirl sequel yeah Maybe ever again. Right.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: So the only...
igottadookie: Yes.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: The only way to rehab this character.
igottadookie: It's a... That's right. track record for the IP. In movies, pretty bad track record.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Right. But i'm but I'm saying, yeah. So the only way to rehab the character of Kara is to have her show up in other movies where. It's good and it's fun and that's like all right well we weren't so no but i'm saying i'm saying if my job was to make this movie and then i get a call from james gunn who's like
IGOTTADUMP: You can easily, you can easily.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Hey, we need you to include Supergirl to make it like. Oh, fun. right it's the it's the lobo problem all over again you're like all right well i got a shoehorn
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, but I understand that. But like, there are so many villains in the DC universe that are like God level threats.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: This is Kevin.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, but what if what if I wasn't writing a story to use a character that needed a Supergirl?
igottadookie: Yeah, I guess...
IGOTTADUMP: that you could pay it to your people, I guess.
igottadookie: But you're youre you're basing your assumption on the fact that James Gunn is going to try to shoehorn Supergirl just to rehab her. You really don't have to do that.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I mean...
Steve-O: Right. I mean, sh - You could just be up in space.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I mean, I'm not saying James Gunn Personally makes the phone call that says you have to do this, but like somebody has to rehab the character, right?
igottadookie: Yeah, but also think about it this way this it's Supergirl so that like the the overall arcing like metaphysical stakes are lower because they The character is just... It's not like Superman fucking flopping. You know, if Superman flopped.
igottadookie: It was bad. and and it was poorly received then that's a that's a different story because that's a that's a core character.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: If what, if you know, with it. i' still not confirmed but if you know wonder woman
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Right.
igottadookie: Is a fucking major flop in Man of Tomorrow. Then you know That's a different story. right characters like Supergirl and even Jon Stewart. Two. to a certain degree, too, are are very...
igottadookie: much lower stakes than like the big icons like the big the reason why i think we're not hearing anything about whatever they're doing with fucking batman in this dcu is because they need to make sure that they fucking get it right so they don't so they don't have a supergirl situation with a character as popular as batman you know so I think Supergirl is fine.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah
Steve-O: Right.
igottadookie: like like even the even if the movie flopped and and people shit on the movie like i think the character in a vacuum is still a success because...
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, and the actress is great.
igottadookie: She's great.
IGOTTADUMP: players.
igottadookie: Yeah, and like I mean that seems to be this the consensus with everybody like a lot of The reviews say.
IGOTTADUMP: Such a waste.
igottadookie: You know. millie alcock is is awesome but the movie stunk you know and i kind of i kind of ah i i mean not kind of but like i agree with it
IGOTTADUMP: that' That's the best part of the movie.
igottadookie: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: And soon.
igottadookie: Yeah. So like. i don't think you need to re like it's not a situation where you have to rehab
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, don't don't throw the baby out with the bathwater like there's there's good
igottadookie: The character.
Steve-O: oh
igottadookie: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: to be had from that character.
igottadookie: And it's going to be, it's going to be. Honestly, like... As much as Supergirl sucks, like... seeing her in another property in another fucking whether it's a tv show or another movie in the dcu like I think that's going to be fucking awesome.
igottadookie: I would be excited to see her on screen making cameos somewhere.
IGOTTADUMP: Same here.
igottadookie: you know because I like her. And maybe it's it's because I'm a fucking megagooner because i'm me mega gooner.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Right, but I'm saying if you introduce her you need a reason.
igottadookie: gooner. But like, you know, but I don't i don't think there's like, um... There's no mess like I don't think there's like a like an urgency to like you know, try to change the course of the Supergirl movie retroactively by shoehorning her.
igottadookie: and rehabbing her in a certain sense in another property i don't think that there's like a I don't think there's a use case for that like i think she's i think it's fine
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I mean, yeah, but at the same time, like what do you what do what were the plans, right? That's what I'm curious about. like What were the plans? for her And how have they changed?
igottadookie: I mean, it seems like there's there's still, like... i I mean, it seems like the the plans not for Supergirl. but uh specifically but just the DCU plans in general are just kind of.
igottadookie: I don't want to see. up in the air but like it's not like a lot of things are set in stone right now so you know
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I think they're going pretty loose because they don't want to overcommit.
Steve-O: oh
igottadookie: Right. And I think.
IGOTTADUMP: I don't think they want them.
igottadookie: It's... And I think it's good, yeah, because they're not like...
IGOTTADUMP: and then situation
igottadookie: Could you imagine if like instead of. you know this standalone Green Lantern story that may have a link to... man of tomorrow. Was just like. I don't know Like.
igottadookie: Something else forced. Like. to make things connect. and you know And again, I'm not... I'm not like intentionally throwing shade at.
igottadookie: Yeah. the mcu but like
IGOTTADUMP: What other thing do you have to compare it against, though?
igottadookie: yeah but like that like you know that's
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I mean, yeah, but also the Guy Gardner's in this. he's in the next episode So obviously there's some connective tissue.
IGOTTADUMP: No.
igottadookie: yeah but Yeah, but all... Right, but they're not – they're not – you know It's not like, oh, you have to fucking watch.
IGOTTADUMP: Yes, it's not studio pressure.
igottadookie: that Nobody's saying you have to watch Superman to understand what's happening in Lanterns.
IGOTTADUMP: and And they're not they're not getting it doesn't seem like they're getting pressure from James Gunn to include all these things to tie in all this other stuff.
igottadookie: Yeah, and it's a completely different tone.
IGOTTADUMP: which
Steve-O: oh
IGOTTADUMP: was a problem.
igottadookie: Guy's gonna be fucking dropping F -bombs and probably fucking... You know? Killing people.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: laughter
igottadookie: Whatever, whatever the fuck he's doing, you know, you know, he's probably like and it's gonna be completely different tone than just him being in superman you know like
Lemme Get an E-A-G: ah Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Is Guy Gardner just going to be like... Is Guy Gardner just going to be like, why didn't you guys just use a bunch of middle fingers and solve the problem in one fucking second?
igottadookie: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Like I did. You know That is a...
igottadookie: Yeah, so somebody did mention ah that like
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: In the HAL clone. Like.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Mm -hmm.
igottadookie: theorycrafting somebody did mention that there is a story We're Guy Gardner. like his because somebody was like, oh like how how could the fucking clone like just use the ring and do all this and they're like well actually some nerd was like actually there is a story where where guy gardner makes a century of himself.
igottadookie: And it goes rogue. and trapped guy like in a prison and just fucking takes the ring and goes goes nuts with it
Steve-O: Oh my god.
igottadookie: in the comics like it actually happened in the comics before
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Okay.
igottadookie: so
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Wait, is...
igottadookie: you Thank God for the Green Lantern, your nerds, because I'm not one of them.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: a Yeah. Well... i i was i was one for a minute but
igottadookie: Yet.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Then I just stopped being able to. Follow it all. because we've got...
Steve-O: Oh, ah
Lemme Get an E-A-G: obscene.
Steve-O: If you listen to the music at the end credits. One of the lyrics, Blackest Night.
IGOTTADUMP: o
igottadookie: Dude. dude
Steve-O: That one's brought to you by watch Mojo is one of the.
igottadookie: Yeah, but that's also part of...
IGOTTADUMP: What do you want from Joe?
Steve-O: Thanks.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That's
igottadookie: no No, but that but that's also ah that's also the part a line in the oath, too.
IGOTTADUMP: fucking Yeah.
igottadookie: So it's like...
Steve-O: That's true.
igottadookie: Yeah, so like that's not that's me shit Because that's what I was going to say.
Steve-O: That's it, that's Minchin.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: That's Minchin.
igottadookie: I'm like, dude, if like, you know, this could have gone... Infinite. ways wrong like this like i'm glad they're keeping it low -key and not being like oh yeah well these guys are the red lanterns and we got we got the blue lanterns and
Steve-O: Yeah.
igottadookie: because like you know like There there probably is a fucking... Like. a multi -verse somewhere. where they just force all that shit in this Green Lanterns series.
Steve-O: And like, I wouldn't be surprised, you know, that they would do some of that later down the line.
igottadookie: And I'm glad they didn't do it.
Steve-O: like you know it's called lanterns so you're gonna see probably I would imagine. a possible, you know, a yellow lantern ring. Maybe in the finale, possibly.
Steve-O: I don't know.
igottadookie: Yeah, you do Sinestro Sinestro's guy he's gonna get out of that fucking prison, you know, he is he's he's Angie He's Angelus, dude.
Steve-O: But.
Steve-O: Right.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh easy Easy mode.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah what are we What are we doing if he doesn't break out, dude?
igottadookie: Angelus always... And jealous always breaks out.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah
igottadookie: you know? He'll do his damage psychologically and then he'll fucking break out and start fucking. Start. and exhaling smoke after fucking I still remember that shit.
igottadookie: When fucking Angel's came out.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh yeah, would he?
igottadookie: and the girls. A girl was smoking and he fucking...
Steve-O: ah
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
igottadookie: Yeah, he ate that girl and then fucking exhaled the fucking cigarette smoke.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. It's awesome.
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Awesome as shit, dude.
igottadookie: Sick!
Steve-O: ah
igottadookie: unforgettable, iconic.
IGOTTADUMP: Cool. Pure aura. Pure Aura.
igottadookie: hell Hell yeah.
Steve-O: this
igottadookie: Dude, talk about aura, dude. yeah Is John Stewart like the current Aura King right now? like in the DCU. He's got.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: oh
igottadookie: Insane amounts of aura.
Steve-O: Ooh.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: probably
Steve-O: he's got a lot of aura he does
IGOTTADUMP: I'm going to...
IGOTTADUMP: I want to see him really use that ring.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah Yeah, he had a lot of aura when he had no skin.
Steve-O: The problem though is.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That was pretty.
IGOTTADUMP: That was awesome.
igottadookie: He still had he was still he still had he had most aura when he didn't have skin
IGOTTADUMP: Are you kidding me? Seven. That's pure aura.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Actually, wait, can I...
Steve-O: the
igottadookie: Yeah, yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Can I tell you something that was driving me nuts though, right?
igottadookie: these people
Steve-O: Skinless.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's because there's like, hey, sorry, we need the morphine.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: off. you know, you can't be on the morphine.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, dude.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And then she's just telling this fucking long winded story.
IGOTTADUMP: What?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'd be like, yo, you need to hurry this shit up.
Steve-O: Good night.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I... Yeah, I have no skin, dude
IGOTTADUMP: I don't know.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Fucking tell me later bro.
igottadookie: uh here's my question Does John end up with a ring at some point? he has to right and
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, dude, he has that goatee.
igottadookie: in this series.
Steve-O: i think in the I think in the modern day storyline, he's going to get it.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: He has to dude He has the Justice League Unlimited goatee.
igottadookie: Oh, man, dude, that shit.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: He needs the ring.
igottadookie: Dude, that aura is going to fucking make my TV explode when I'm fucking watching that shit.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: I just want to know.
igottadookie: It's just gonna blow up my fucking house.
Steve-O: ah how how british he's gonna turn when he gets the ring finally again
igottadookie: It's gonna blow up my house.
igottadookie: Speak up! Speak up!
Steve-O: Because, yeah, yeah, speak up!
igottadookie: FUCK YOU!
Steve-O: This, this, real fuck!
igottadookie: Fuck you, Hal!
Steve-O: Fuck you, Hal!
igottadookie: I was like, hell yeah.
Steve-O: Every time he turns British I know he's getting passionate.
igottadookie: Dude, that's - thing. Yo, that's acting dog
igottadookie: Speak up!
Steve-O: He's going to kill he's gonna kill me parents, Al.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Wake up!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Hey, Al!
igottadookie: Dude, dude, he's gonna... Dude if he doesn't look fucking insane. When he fucking gets to the ring finally becomes a Green Lantern, then I don't know what I'm gonna do man
Steve-O: Dude, him, the way he turned down the ring in this episode, though, I was like, that's kind of fucking boss.
igottadookie: ah With that said,
Steve-O: like he
igottadookie: It's boss as hell dude, that means they want him even The ring wants him even even.
Steve-O: they were like you look good with it you look good with it and he's like i don't fucking want he okay he didn't say it like that he didn't say it like that but
igottadookie: more.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I don't want it. I don't want your future.
igottadookie: I don't want it. I don't want it. and why it's
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I don't want your life.
Steve-O: you know what You know how I felt?
igottadookie: It's made of metal.
Steve-O: I felt.
igottadookie: It's made of metal and I hate metal.
Steve-O: I fell empty. I felt empty and it's made of metal.
igottadookie: It's made of metal.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, Joe.
igottadookie: Greenland
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No.
Steve-O: Be delighted.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: i don't green that out it's a nest row
igottadookie: Yeah. He's just a fucking... Who is it? The Cockney accent?
Steve-O: Heh.
igottadookie: the the northern northern English Cockney accent.
Steve-O: but
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, you shot, you shot!
igottadookie: Oi!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: There, relax.
Steve-O: Bye.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: He's up! Parallax, hola!
Steve-O: Die!
igottadookie: f
Steve-O: Bar like, isn't it?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: See you late!
igottadookie: Oh yeah!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: wait What was that?
Steve-O: ah
igottadookie: It's got a lot of fear in it. He's got a laugh in him.
IGOTTADUMP: Patlax, I got to admit, I am knackered right now.
Steve-O: Yeah. but
IGOTTADUMP: i didn't even I need to recharge and get myself some chai.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oi, oi.
Steve-O: But...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh.
igottadookie: I'll pass. it Pass over them. Those bangers and mash, please.
Steve-O: I don't know.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oi, that killer wog look right fit. Indy. right fit Hey, Shaquille O 'Rourke. Oi!
igottadookie: Hoy.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Bloody hell.
igottadookie: Then go. No, yeah go over here mogo
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Bloody hell, Harry!
Steve-O: thank you
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Is that...
IGOTTADUMP: i mean
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Are you the - Oh yeah!
igottadookie: Go be a mogo.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah Our green lantern now, all right?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Are you the... Are you the Sinestro who lived? Is that you? Yeah. Yep. Well that's where we're at. I think we need to move on. From this.
Steve-O: Yeah, excellent show.
igottadookie: Dude, this series is awesome.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Hey, ah real real quick, real quick.
Steve-O: Excellent show.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You were talking about Wonder Woman.
igottadookie: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: reminded me, I saw... a movie.
igottadookie: ai It was AI.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Where she starred, she starred in this movie.
igottadookie: Here's AI.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I saw Onslaught the other day.
igottadookie: She hot? She had.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: uh
igottadookie: She hot?
IGOTTADUMP: On slot.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: She was hot. Yeah, I saw.
IGOTTADUMP: More like, right?
igottadookie: What's the goon level, Devin?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Uh, oh, uh...
igottadookie: Like, to me...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: For her?
igottadookie: like if yeah if Gal Gadot is like The bar, like, is she does she...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I mean, she plays a very nonsexual person in this movie.
igottadookie: Raise it or lower it.
igottadookie: I know, but you can still like sometimes that's sexier, dude.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, no, listen, she's...
Steve-O: Kal -El, no!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: she's She's gorgeous. Of course she's gorgeous, right?
igottadookie: She metal
IGOTTADUMP: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
igottadookie: Is she a fit fit bird, mate?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Um,
Steve-O: No.
igottadookie: Is she a fit bird?
IGOTTADUMP: Hello, are you metal?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: sure Say goddamn.
igottadookie: She's a fit bird mate
IGOTTADUMP: Amen.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Um, I'd say...
IGOTTADUMP: Hello?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: From... ah see from morbius she was pretty hot she was hot in morbius uh she was hot in six underground I... i didn't see I didn't see Andor. Apparently she was...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: choosing that She's really good in that. But... um
igottadookie: It's not my cup of tea.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: no onslaught Onslaught has, it starts off the goon factor in Onslaught quite high. Um, Because it starts off with Dan Stevens as a German scientist.
igottadookie: Dan Stevens, Beast.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: crawling on all fours and licking ah licking a woman's...
igottadookie: Beast from Beauty and the Beast.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: ah Yeah, yeah, yeah. That that Dan Stevens.
IGOTTADUMP: That's... That's my Dan Stevens.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah the movie starts with him crawling on all fours and licking a woman's heel
IGOTTADUMP: That's my Dan Stevens.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Like she's in a high heel and then she steps on his face
igottadookie: oh Hell yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: That's my RoboCop. go rovo Go Robo!
Steve-O: Go Robo.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. Um, Yeah. Uh...
IGOTTADUMP: He's going to do that in RoboCop 2.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: but yeah yeah Yeah, that's...
Steve-O: I'd buy that for a dollar.
IGOTTADUMP: I would ignore that dollar, Fred.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. He's gonna go, na -na -na -na -na -na -na -na. He's like, please don't.
igottadookie: ah
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Please don't. I'll suck your fucking dick.
IGOTTADUMP: That's how I lick your toes, I suck your dick.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Uh... ah Look at your fucking toes, dude. Um, Yeah, man, this movie was, um... Interesting. It was, I think.
igottadookie: Is she gonna...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: The concept is much cooler than.
igottadookie: Is she gonna be a good g Wonder Woman? You think?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I think so, yeah.
igottadookie: is it confirm Is it basically confirmed at this point?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I think so. Well, what's the line?
igottadookie: Or what?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: The story is that she's playing. um Uh,
igottadookie: maximum.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Maxima right, which is like fucking stupid He was mad.
igottadookie: But then they they drop.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Who's the maximum?
igottadookie: they drop They dropped that video of her fucking...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: This cheap.
igottadookie: Like... boxing training and shit. And I'm like, bro.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. I mean to be fair.
igottadookie: dude If this isn't Water Woman.
Steve-O: Brov. Bruv.
igottadookie: bruv
Steve-O: Decision Wonder Woman.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Actually, I mean...
igottadookie: well Are you taking the piss?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: to
igottadookie: Are you taking the piss?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Steve-O: Are taking a piss? That's obviously Wonder Woman.
igottadookie: You taking the piss mate? You're taking the piss, mate.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Wait, is that is that is that Batman telling Superman, oi? That's obviously Wonder Woman.
igottadookie: Hoy.
Steve-O: That's obviously Wonder Woman, bro.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That's not Maxima. What is wrong with you?
igottadookie: It's not, it's not Maxima. Are you completely knackered?
Steve-O: Waldo, are you knackered?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Are you deaf?
igottadookie: are You knackered.
Steve-O: That's not Catwoman. That's Wonder Woman.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, you. You absolutely...
igottadookie: You fancy a brew of Wonder Woman?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, Lex, you absolute bellend. Can't believe you.
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: a
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You absolute knob.
igottadookie: ah I'm having kittens over here.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: having kittens.
Steve-O: Dude, they've got some pretty good shit they say over there.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Um, I mean...
Steve-O: I'm jealous.
igottadookie: i
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'll be honest
igottadookie: Yeah, I just googled a bunch of stuff Bob's your Bob's your uncle like what the fuck does that you mean why are we saying that over here?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'll be honest. ah Peace. Yes.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. Uh...
igottadookie: Fuck.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I mean, hey.
igottadookie: We just took a boring version of their language. That's what we did.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh.
igottadookie: In America.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: i mean we We have some good ones.
Steve-O: no we're quite skint with our sayings
igottadookie: Right, I suppose we'd be better off.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: She's good.
IGOTTADUMP: Much better off.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: We keep watching better off i Just trying to sound like you just elbow all the time
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. good
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
igottadookie: I just wanna sound like him.
Steve-O: up
igottadookie: He's my goat.
IGOTTADUMP: I want you to get the word out.
igottadookie: Snacker.
IGOTTADUMP: We're back.
igottadookie: Stack of Pentacles.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. yeah yeah yeah
IGOTTADUMP: What you get to wear down
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I love Idris Elba.
igottadookie: We are canceling the apocalypse
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Cancelling the apocalypse!
igottadookie: Head to League of the Apocalypse. My name is Stackapetacost.
igottadookie: Dude, I could be British.
IGOTTADUMP: Wonderful rapper.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: ah Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Wonderful rapper.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'd say go for it.
Steve-O: ah
igottadookie: Oh, yeah. yeah
IGOTTADUMP: I'm serious. Cyberpunk?
igottadookie: Hell yeah dawg
IGOTTADUMP: 22. in that movement.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: Oh, yeah, you're right. Okay.
IGOTTADUMP: Woo!
igottadookie: I'm Liberty. Phantom Liberty. Cyberpunk. 2077
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Wait. He's not British in that, is he? No.
igottadookie: I know, it's not.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, he is. The rat the rapper one is.
igottadookie: The rapper version.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, the rapper.
igottadookie: Yeah, the rapper version.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
igottadookie: is
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You know, I didn't listen to it because...
igottadookie: and
IGOTTADUMP: It might get crazy, it might get gritty in the city at night.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: um
IGOTTADUMP: Hello.
igottadookie: such It's such a good song.
IGOTTADUMP: There you go.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Was did he wait? Did any of you guys listen to Tom ah tom Hardy's rap?
IGOTTADUMP: I'm about to take you to the set. Go. We're at the end with the tempo.
Steve-O: No.
igottadookie: Now is it good?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I didn't listen to it
igottadookie: Is it good, mate?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I don't know.
igottadookie: Is it good?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I don't know. Did you guys listen to the new Tom Hardy rap? So I saw.
Steve-O: I gave you guys an assignment to listen to the new Tom Hardy rap.
igottadookie: Did she go... Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Have you guys heard the new Tom Hardy rap? Tom Hardy rapper. Rap name. Cesar Frankie Pulitzer. Yeah, that's his rap name.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Also referred to as Face Polar.
igottadookie: That's actually kind of sick
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Okay.
IGOTTADUMP: Baseballer.
igottadookie: That's actually pretty fucking sick good luck a lot
Steve-O: That's pretty good. That's pretty good
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: Akawai!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: uh
IGOTTADUMP: sounds like ah Sounds like a gabber band.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: So his main stage name was used for his collaborat collaboration with the hip hop group SARS Face.
IGOTTADUMP: English dabber.
igottadookie: Ababand.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: on the album sars face meets frankie pulitzer
IGOTTADUMP: Cool.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: which was released on August 28th, 2026.
igottadookie: Sick.
IGOTTADUMP: Starface?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I like how he's like no I have a fake name and he like because he wrapped with like a mask on like a full like mask around his face and everybody's like
igottadookie: Like Bane.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Hey, that's Tom Hardy.
Steve-O: she
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Does anybody know that? Stop already. Like, oh.
Steve-O: That's Tom Hardy. That's Bane.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Shit my bad
IGOTTADUMP: It's time for me to wrap.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's time.
IGOTTADUMP: Here we go.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I was bored in the rap. You're barely adopted.
IGOTTADUMP: You're merely brought into it.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Ah!
Steve-O: oh
Lemme Get an E-A-G: until the rap was blinding. Peace.
IGOTTADUMP: Ho ho ho ho!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: We fucking talked to that mirror.
Steve-O: We carry the flame, Batman.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, my God. Yeah. oh That hurt.
igottadookie: I was bored in it.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. oh um Real quick, I didn't really get the...
igottadookie: That was Chris Nolan's best movie by the way Dark Knight Rises
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, the worst one?
IGOTTADUMP: What?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: One of his worst movies?
IGOTTADUMP: Hands down.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That makes me mad.
igottadookie: It's very underrated.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That makes me mad that you even said that.
Steve-O: Dude my favorite scene is when all the cops fight
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That ruined my week.
igottadookie: My favorite scene is when ah Marion Cotillard dies.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It does. dots
IGOTTADUMP: All those cops.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: and he And Chris Nolan said, that's the take.
igottadookie: that's my That's my favorite scene.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That's the one we're going with.
igottadookie: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: All those cops were starving.
Steve-O: Oh.
igottadookie: Cut! Nah, dude, dude, that's a lot of IMAX film, Devin.
Steve-O: Yeah, starting...
igottadookie: That's a lot of IMAX 70mm film.
Steve-O: Super cops.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah Yeah.
igottadookie: They couldn't afford to reshoot it again.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: He couldn't he couldn't think straight with how loud those fucking cameras were
Steve-O: Oh, best scene in the movie is when Alfred goes to France and he sees Bruce Wayne and Catwoman.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: ah No, the best scene in the movie is when...
igottadookie: ah
Lemme Get an E-A-G: is when ah
igottadookie: Why do we fall, Mr. Wayne?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's when Joseph Gordon -Levitt, the cop, says, hey, I know you're Batman because you've got a face and I've got a face.
igottadookie: Yo, you robbing Yo, your name's Robin?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And I see that face.
Steve-O: Hey. Hey, my actual name's Robin.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: Oh man.
IGOTTADUMP: that's so cute
Steve-O: Robin.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: God.
Steve-O: My full name is Robin Nightwing.
igottadookie: Joseph Robin.
IGOTTADUMP: I remember when I saw that.
igottadookie: Joseph Robin.
IGOTTADUMP: the year I said, that's so cute.
Steve-O: That's so cute.
igottadookie: Yeah. Yo, what's worse, that or...
IGOTTADUMP: This is adorable.
igottadookie: um Or Rey Skywalker. Rey Skywalker is worse.
IGOTTADUMP: Great.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Huh?
igottadookie: Sorry.
IGOTTADUMP: It's worse. yeah
Steve-O: That was, yeah, that was like an audible groan.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. You know what, I'll say this ah By that point, I was pretty checked out, so I don't think it hurt as much.
igottadookie: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'm still trying to convince myself that Dark Knight Rises wasn't like.
igottadookie: This is kind of it.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Bad.
igottadookie: Horrible.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: and i was like no this is this is bad and that kind of was like ah that was like the final groan
Steve-O: That was the end of.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I think.
igottadookie: Dude, Devin, they should've, they should've Done it with the with the Nightfall storyline.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. Yeah.
igottadookie: whose's Who would your Jean -Paul Valley be? and Christopher Nolan's Batman.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Ooh, oh, Christopher Nolan's Batman?
igottadookie: Batman universe. Yeah.
Steve-O: Bitman.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Who was second?
igottadookie: Leonardo DiCaprio.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I was going to say probably him or Brad Pitt.
Steve-O: Are you going for like era accurate?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: well No, just like... When was that? That was like 2007?
igottadookie: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: midooth Or no, that was like 2000.
igottadookie: Yeah, yeah, who do you cast as Azrael?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I was like, early 2010s
Steve-O: What are we talking about? Nightfall?
igottadookie: Yes casting Casting Ja -
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, like if Christopher Nolan does John Paul.
Steve-O: oh Oh, for the movie, for the movie.
igottadookie: Yeah, if he did the knight, yeah.
Steve-O: Okay, I thought you meant the comic.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: The Dark Knight Falls would be the name of the the movie.
Steve-O: Oh, who's the guy who played him? ah What's his face from Iron Man 3? Guy Pearce.
IGOTTADUMP: Try Pierce.
igottadookie: I thought you were going to say Mickey Rourke.
Steve-O: I think Guy Pearce. ah Yeah, Mickey Rourke.
igottadookie: And i was gary I was gonna be like, hell yeah, brother. Hell yeah.
Steve-O: Where's my board? Where's my board?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Um.
igottadookie: Hell yeah, brother
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh man, you know, i see I see a casting and I...
Steve-O: Hell yeah, brother.
igottadookie: Mickey Rourke and Batman suit. Whip that!
Steve-O: yeah
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I hope you got insurance because I got a bad case of whiplash.
igottadookie: Ha ha! Heh.
Steve-O: We played.
igottadookie: web ah You know what the Marvel movies aren't that bad Chris, I don't know why we rag on him so much
Steve-O: but
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Nah, dude. They're fucking sick, dude.
igottadookie: I know why we rag on them so much.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah
Steve-O: Oh.
igottadookie: Dude, Goons Day is coming.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, dude I can't believe you're mad about goons, Dave. No one can.
igottadookie: Yo, how many audible groans will...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Uh,
igottadookie: Chris Galani have during.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Ooh.
igottadookie: during Tuesday. We gotta call it.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'm going to say.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, God.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: ah No, no. All right.
igottadookie: We gotta call it you gotta call it
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'll be honest. I feel like there's going to be a few natural. I feel like he's going to force like at least three.
igottadookie: UGH!
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, fuck you. I don't force crowds.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: He's gonna force it yeah ah Like not Chris I was actually
IGOTTADUMP: That's come from a, that's come, always come.
igottadookie: Oh, God!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Chris.
igottadookie: Yeah, excuse me.
IGOTTADUMP: you bull That's bullshit. That's come from real places.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I mean, Chris, that was actually pretty sick. And you're right.
IGOTTADUMP: ah No, no, no, no.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I can't believe it yeah
IGOTTADUMP: That comes from real... Real gut.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: ah
Steve-O: This is real.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, nah.
IGOTTADUMP: guttural groans, man.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'm gonna say at least two get forced.
igottadookie: to de great To Chris.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: two Two are pushing it.
IGOTTADUMP: You're welcome.
igottadookie: To Christopher Goliath Groats.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'll say two are pushing it. Like, come on.
IGOTTADUMP: He's wishing
igottadookie: Alright.
IGOTTADUMP: He's wishing.
igottadookie: i respect respect
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. ah dom so Dune 3.
IGOTTADUMP: Now you're going to hear me groan in pleasure.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, I'm going to hear you.
Steve-O: He's gonna go ah
IGOTTADUMP: watching that. ah
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'm going to feel you grab my thigh and squeeze as you fucking.
igottadookie: but ah Ecstasy.
IGOTTADUMP: this fuck
Steve-O: He's gonna...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Ugh!
igottadookie: yeah
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Shit!
IGOTTADUMP: Fuck!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah
Steve-O: Devin! That's from the movie. I mean, that's from the book.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh my god!
igottadookie: Oh my God.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
Steve-O: Ugh!
igottadookie: Oh, God!
Steve-O: No, Devin, that's from the book!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'd be like...
IGOTTADUMP: Hehehehe
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Chris, isn't all of this from the book?
igottadookie: Dr. Doom!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: like Oh, he's a gulag. Oh, he's a gulag.
Steve-O: Oh!
IGOTTADUMP: That's going to turn into a big word.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh shit!
Steve-O: oh
igottadookie: Uh.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh shit, Jason Momoa's a ghoul.
Steve-O: o
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Shut the fuck up, you nerd.
Steve-O: He's gonna go with the boomer!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: He's a goomba!
Steve-O: In the Goomba, Mario got a stomp on him.
igottadookie: He's a goomber goomba!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: but Wait, what?
igottadookie: -
IGOTTADUMP: Don't sit next to me.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Chris, what is, do you know, what's the word?
IGOTTADUMP: Don't sit next to me.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: What's the word they use for those like weird clones they make?
IGOTTADUMP: owns gola
Lemme Get an E-A-G: of Gola, that's it
igottadookie: But now I go by more he's a guru
Lemme Get an E-A-G: He's a goober!
IGOTTADUMP: It's not. a
igottadookie: Speaking of Mario.
IGOTTADUMP: Hope you're next to me.
igottadookie: Zelda.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Sorry.
igottadookie: was a thing this week.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: that What?
Steve-O: she
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, that works. That works. I'll buy it
Steve-O: that was like good That was a good one.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: so Speaking of Mario.
Steve-O: That's a good one.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: so but
Steve-O: <unk> Speaking of Mario, Nintendo made some pretty big announcements this week.
igottadookie: Yeah, you want to talk about shoehorning shit, that's a shoehorn Devon
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Speaking of a
IGOTTADUMP: Non sequitur ah to beat all non sequitur.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: the thing ah
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, you're like
igottadookie: Speaking of The Flash, Supergirl will return.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Supergirl, yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah.
igottadookie: What is the gorilla garage? TV show come out.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I don't know.
igottadookie: is that is that this year
Steve-O: Dude, those those photos that are leaking out are pretty fun.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm excited.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, there's there's no way that's this year.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, no.
igottadookie: I can't wait dude
IGOTTADUMP: From what I've heard, it's going to be shot like the American prank.
igottadookie: American Vandal?
IGOTTADUMP: American Vandal.
igottadookie: Dude, I can't.
IGOTTADUMP: series so that's
Steve-O: Oh that's wild.
igottadookie: Dude, and you know what?
IGOTTADUMP: Gonna be hilarious.
igottadookie: That's sick, dude. So we're not gonna be fucking fatigued with the gritty shit? Like, give me give me some of this stuff.
IGOTTADUMP: mm -hmm
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Uh, yeah the people v gorilla garage i think that's 2027. There's no way.
igottadookie: Damn, really?
IGOTTADUMP: I am so pumped for that.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: There's no way we're getting it.
igottadookie: Is it before Man of Tomorrow, hopefully?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: ah Probably.
igottadookie: And when is creature commanders to come out?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: i don't know man i don't think there's any like hard release dates for these
igottadookie: Dude puts yo make a live -action creature commanders put shoehorn supergirl in there i want to see supergirl with those guys
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: hu
igottadookie: You know, I love the creature commanders.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That fits. Yeah. Alright. Do it.
igottadookie: Wait, when does this come out?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: We got a rehabber.
igottadookie: It doesn't say.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, I don't think there's a release date yet.
igottadookie: But dude fucking challengers.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: all All I remember is I saw him.
igottadookie: Art Donaldson. Did you see the Art Donaldson?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I did see that. You know what, though?
igottadookie: Rumors.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: i'll i'll be honest I'll be honest. Him in the red shirt is doing a lot of heavy lifting.
igottadookie: Dude, yeah, but you know what?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: that picture where they're like look he's clearly the flash and he's just wearing a red shirt
igottadookie: I kind of... Now he looked dude, I love that though.
IGOTTADUMP: Hmm.
igottadookie: I think he'd he'd be a great flash
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Ah.
igottadookie: I'm just saying
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, I guess. I'm not even thinking about flash right now
igottadookie: And he he he could be Barry or Wally fucking dude that Either one works.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Listen, all I know is Michaela Hoover's in. All of these Gorilla Grodd episodes. And I'm going to be watching. I'm locked in.
igottadookie: Oh, Cat Grant.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, dude, I don't know man. She's got a choke hold on me
igottadookie: Yeah, what is up with you?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I just...
igottadookie: is She's not even like that i'll look at her
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, stop. How dare you?
igottadookie: Stop it.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That's why.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh stop it!
igottadookie: Oh stop it.
IGOTTADUMP: um
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: I mean what is her name?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You kidding me?
igottadookie: Michaela Hoover?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Hoover yeah
IGOTTADUMP: o
igottadookie: I mean she's...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, see?
igottadookie: You know, she's pretty.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Okay. Oh fuck.
igottadookie: You know?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Dare you
IGOTTADUMP: i You know, I'm more of a...
igottadookie: I mean...
IGOTTADUMP: I like um um you said. Kristen Melody.
igottadookie: She looks way better with the blonde hair, though. I don't know if that's the gooner in me talking.
IGOTTADUMP: Have I seen her pop up again?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Uh...
IGOTTADUMP: Oh boy.
igottadookie: Like when she's dressed as cat grant It's like a little different because she's got the like the librarian thing going on. Wait, she's married to Nathan Fillion?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Is she?
igottadookie: Wait, no. No, no. no No. Is she?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I mean, this is John's John's like, it's all right.
Steve-O: away The more Jon says that, he's like, no, no.
igottadookie: No, she did no they dated
Steve-O: No! No!
igottadookie: They dated
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Okay.
igottadookie: Yeah, he was fucking He was. Going pound town on that ass, Devin.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah I know.
igottadookie: That is Guy Gardner fucking
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You know, if I ever meet her, I'll be like, you're my hall pass.
IGOTTADUMP: Ew.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Like, right.
igottadookie: You're my all best.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And did you know that? That I...
igottadookie: Yeah, my fiance didn't agree, but you're my all pass.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: She didn't agree to this, but you're my all pass.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: So she doesn't she said no, but I'm saying yes. So that means it's allowed. Also, of course you would sleep with me, right? Why not? Look at me. i'm a total package
igottadookie: Wait, what else? what else
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Uh...
igottadookie: What else was this girl in?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Doesn't matter, dude. She was in Suicide Squad. As chesty as chesty.
Steve-O: Who wasn't?
IGOTTADUMP: Oh boy.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: As just the Puerto Rico or whatever country they were in.
igottadookie: Uh, Oh. Oh my God, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: We're coming off the rails here.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Uh...
igottadookie: All alright right.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Listen, she played floor.
igottadookie: Yeah. Let's go to Nintendo.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: She played floor in Guardians 3.
igottadookie: Let's go to Nintendo
Steve-O: Yeah, we were trying to do a Nintendo segue.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'm sorry.
Steve-O: Now we're talking about Florn.
igottadookie: Sorry, I was talking about flash
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, call it off the rail, dear.
Steve-O: yeah
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah yeah sorry we were talking speaking of mario zelda
Steve-O: Speaking of Mario.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah
Steve-O: ah Nintendo did two directs at the beginning of last week.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: and I heard one was good. And one was bad.
Steve-O: ah You know what? The further away I get.
igottadookie: but way hold on on Before you start let me ask a question Steve How many...
Steve-O: Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
igottadookie: How many Hideo Kojima's did they delete off of their ah roster? Nintendo.
Steve-O: Oh, I don't think they deleted any Kojimas.
igottadookie: this week. Okay. All right. All right, just checking.
Steve-O: In fact, I think people probably got raises this week.
igottadookie: Oh, shit.
Steve-O: People probably got rainies. and
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yo, you know what?
igottadookie: Oh...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: They probably got stock options today.
igottadookie: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I think.
Steve-O: So... um On Monday. at n... 10 AM. m no no no no
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Okay.
Steve-O: Yeah, 10 a .m. uh eastern ah Nintendo did... The first of two directs, this was their Legend of Zelda direct. And I think a lot of people thought this was going to be mainly kind of more focused on the movie. Like we would get like ah a.
Steve-O: Big teaser trailer. They would make a big hubbub about it and then kind of finally show some more stuff about the game. And... weirdly enough, it was kind of the opposite. It...
Steve-O: Opened up with this.
igottadookie: did we get any Did we get any movie at all?
Steve-O: we got a little bit of movie at the beginning so it opened up with a zelda symphony like they went through all the like the zelda hits and you know they were they were making it emotional it was nice and then
igottadookie: Nostalgia farming, I believe is the term.
Steve-O: oh yeah absolutely nostalgia farming 100 and then miyamoto pops up you know he's wearing his zelda shirt and he goes hey everybody we're making a zelda movie uh and i'm here to show you uh A teaser. teaser plays. It's really just a black screen. And then the words. The Legend of Zelda appear.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, the title dropped it. You wouldn't believe what it's called.
Steve-O: Yeah, and Miyamoto's like, now I know what you're thinking. No subtitle! But that's just, you know, it's important. You gotta watch the movie to find out why it's called that.
igottadookie: do it Do it in a British accent, Steve.
Steve-O: It's like... What? Hey, you gotta find out why this movie's called The Legend of Zelda, bruv. So you've got to go see it. Come on, before you go get a cuppa!
igottadookie: Okay.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: We hit the loo and now we see the film.
igottadookie: Uh...
Steve-O: ah But like that was it. Like that's basically all that was for the Zelda movie. And then they were like, all right, we're just going to show you like kind of like. 30 minutes of gameplay and footage. of the ocarina of time remake
igottadookie: of this game that we've all played. that we've all played before.
Steve-O: That we... Well, hey. You know what? They... there must have been a wish that Devin made as a child where he looked up at the sky and he said, Oh dear. Dear God. It's me, Devin.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Hello, Gord.
Steve-O: Look, I want to play the Zelda Ocarina of Time game because all the kids at school are making fun of me. All the kids, they beat me up. and They pulled my tie.
Steve-O: And.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: They pulled me trousers down.
Steve-O: They pull me trouser down and flip me penis.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Jesus.
Steve-O: And I just want to know. Will you ever add a jump to Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time? And God said, yeah, of course, bruv. Of course.
igottadookie: i'm watching it I'm watching it now for the first time.
Steve-O: Um...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: for it Really?
Steve-O: They.
igottadookie: they're doing They're doing the Red Dead thing.
Steve-O: How are they doing the Red Dead?
igottadookie: Where they're just like panning through the environments. It's pretty cool
Steve-O: oh yeah they're showing you just like they have like the narrator over
igottadookie: Yeah. Oh man, dude, they're nostalgia farming. hey I can't watch this.
Steve-O: It's going to be all Nostalgia Farming.
igottadookie: I can't watch this.
Steve-O: It's a remake.
igottadookie: i can't I can't watch this.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: ah Um, But I got to say, I'm like genuinely like. I am blown away by how excited I am to replay this game because of this remake.
igottadookie: Are we gonna be allowed to abuse Epona?
Steve-O: like
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That jump button, right?
igottadookie: Are we gonna be allowed to to abuse a Epona like in the original?
Steve-O: Jump button, run button.
igottadookie: Or no.
Steve-O: Um, maybe the thing is like you can.
igottadookie: Is Link going to be like a gambling fucking degenerate in this game too?
Steve-O: Yeah. I mean...
igottadookie: That's what I want to know. Yeah, this is just Rundead, man.
Steve-O: Possibly. There's a lot of games.
igottadookie: This is just Red Dead, horses, gambling.
Steve-O: you can here's the thing here's the thing the thing that makes me go okay nintendo knows what people... play how people play their games is there they they showcase Link.
Steve-O: rolling constantly in the field because that was in the original game how you moved fast you just tumbled you just spam the tumble button and they said in this one you just hold the tumble button
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
igottadookie: Yeah.
Steve-O: you'll tumble and then you'll start doing like a full on dash. And it was like, oh, okay. Like you guys actually like.
igottadookie: Oh, God. You know what?
Steve-O: Saw people.
igottadookie: I'm out, Steve.
Steve-O: Oh, you're out because of that?
igottadookie: I saw a three -second clip of the water temple, and I can't do this again. Dude.
Steve-O: You can do it, John. I believe in you.
igottadookie: Aw man, the fishing looks cool!
Steve-O: I believe in you. The fishing looks cool.
igottadookie: Whoa, whoa, whoa! My fairy's got a breast reduction? What is What's that about, Steve?
IGOTTADUMP: i'll add some horse shit.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Now we're we're back out.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah we're out.
Steve-O: I mean...
igottadookie: I was back in.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm out.
igottadookie: I'm back out again.
Steve-O: You know... You could still.
igottadookie: You know what? You know what, John? You can just play it on PC and then put a mod in.
Steve-O: You could... You can change anything you want. um But just in general, like a a lot of people were kind of like. Not crazy about the style.
igottadookie: Aw man, Sheik looks... That's awesome.
Steve-O: Um... But I love the style. and
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Dude. ah
Steve-O: Yeah, I'm I'm hearing you.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'm just going to say I'm
Steve-O: I'm listening.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It feels like people are breaking.
Steve-O: I'm here.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: They're back trying to find. reasons to go like you know how the internet just kind of raged Rage farms, right?
Steve-O: Y 'all 100%.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Just that's what it that's what they do right Wolverine Great example.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Um, they're I don't like the way i look ah it looks. too the I'm like, what are you fucking talking about, dude? It looks fine. it looks good.
Steve-O: ah
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It doesn't, the art style is not weird. Like. I. It just feels like people are just trying to engagement farm. And it's... It's very unconvincing
igottadookie: Oh, God damn it. Alright.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: it's very unconvincing
igottadookie: Alright, I'm out. I'm out Steve.
Steve-O: You're officially out. Why are you out?
igottadookie: I'll send you the screenshot.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: as as john As John...
Steve-O: Okay.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: engagement.
Steve-O: John's like I'm out
Lemme Get an E-A-G: for as john yeah as john does this and ruins my point
igottadookie: I'm out, dude.
Steve-O: Yeah.
igottadookie: Sorry.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Um.
igottadookie: I can't do this again Steve. Okay.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: What is that I don't even know what that is
Steve-O: Oh, okay. Yeah, I know.
igottadookie: Because you didn't play the game Devin.
Steve-O: Okay. Mm hmm. Hmm.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's been a minute. It's been a minute since I watched my friend play it.
Steve-O: Bye. Bye. You know what, John? You're gonna do it again. I know you are. Don't sit here. Don't sit here being the bigger man right now I know you. At the end of the day, when that comes out, you're going to be playing it.
Steve-O: You're going to be balling. You're going to nostalgia farming with me.
igottadookie: I'm back. Alright, back in. I'm back in.
Steve-O: But ah to get back to your point, Devin.
igottadookie: Because Galani's in the they put Galani in the game
Steve-O: I'm... I'm in. Full agreement with you.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, where am I? Show me a picture.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: There he is.
IGOTTADUMP: I didn't agree to anything.
Steve-O: Oh. he Dude, he even he even talks like Galani.
IGOTTADUMP: I didn't agree to anything.
Steve-O: He even talks like Galani.
igottadookie: Yeah, that's crisp.
IGOTTADUMP: They gotta pay me!
igottadookie: That's Chris a little bro and Devin right there that's
IGOTTADUMP: Oh. Pay me!
Steve-O: Hey there, Devin! You ready to go see Doom?
igottadookie: Great stuff. Kid.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: it is ah
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, that's a gula.
IGOTTADUMP: <unk>
Lemme Get an E-A-G: A gula's in this one.
Steve-O: No!
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
Steve-O: Jason Bobo is the Goomba.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Speaking of Mario, he's a goober.
IGOTTADUMP: ah
igottadookie: Ooh, I'm out. I'm out, Devin. Or Steve, I'm out.
Steve-O: You're out again?
igottadookie: Yeah.
Steve-O: Why are you out? What's got you out?
igottadookie: taken
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: Gandorf isn't hot. Like, they didn't eat they didn't even try to make them harder on this.
Steve-O: Now hold the phone, John.
igottadookie: They didn't even try to make them hot in this one
Steve-O: Which Ganondorf are you showing me? Are you showing the Ganondorf that does not have? the Triforce because there are pictures of Triforce Ganondorf out there.
igottadookie: Alright show me how show me hot show me hot Ganondorf Triforce
Steve-O: Yeah, give me a second.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I mean, Gannon, I will say.
Steve-O: give me
Lemme Get an E-A-G: this This was always my favorite Ganondorf. design.
Steve-O: Yeah, this is mine too.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: is Ocarina.
Steve-O: I'm in i'm in full agreement with you. uh
igottadookie: I don't know Steve, this doesn't look hard enough for me. You know? This looks kind of like Wolverine. Maybe a little harder than Wolverine.
Steve-O: This... This Z targeting thing seems like it's, uh...
igottadookie: yeah It seems a little, ah you know. I can't even say that because you have to target him. Fucking Elden Ring.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: Oh, yeah. You literally have to do that
Steve-O: Hmm.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah
Steve-O: Hmm.
igottadookie: or else you can't play the game.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: When is AAA gaming going to fucking stop giving me the guardrails at least?
igottadookie: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: a
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Target things.
igottadookie: i Don't know hot Ganondorf isn't that hot in this.
Steve-O: Oh, no.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: but He was never hot.
Steve-O: you Well, yeah, he is.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: He was never hot in this one.
Steve-O: He is. Hold on. to be in In tears of the kingdom.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, that's hot Ganondorf.
Steve-O: He was a babe. He was a babe.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: He's uh, he's always supposed to be a bit
Steve-O: he is He is once again voiced by... um
igottadookie: god damn it dude the way they
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Matt Mercer.
Steve-O: What's his name?
igottadookie: Dude, they ended and the in the fucking Temple of Time, bro. God I think I'm back in
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, when when's the trailer with the adult Link?
igottadookie: And I'm back in Well, dude, you know what?
Steve-O: Oh, Matthew Mercer.
igottadookie: I hope they...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, Matt Merce.
Steve-O: is back.
igottadookie: i Hope they save that shit. I hope they save that for you know for people who've never played the game like i'm excited for people that never played the game before that might end up just playing this now like all those fucking crunchy fucking millennials.
Steve-O: Well, John, you would be proud.
igottadookie: at
Steve-O: The internet is doing you your favorite thing, and that's shutting down. features that make the game easier. Because they did say that you can pause the game and look at your objectives now.
Steve-O: And people on the internet are like, get that the fuck out of my game.
igottadookie: That is kind of gross that is kind of disgusting
Steve-O: but
IGOTTADUMP: ah
igottadookie: No, I mean... then I don't mean that in like ah in a toxic way, but like... You know like This game is a Nintendo 64 game like it wasn't that hard to track your progress in your fucking brain when playing this game. back in the day multiple times because i played i think the the 3ds remake of the game i thought was like and an amazing remake. of this it was perfect You know?
Steve-O: The... I think, yes, Ogrun at times 3D was great.
igottadookie: This is where I'm like
Steve-O: I think the Majora's Mask one was very bastardized, unfortunately.
igottadookie: Like, I guess you... I mean I guess. Like. in this Soft day and age.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You think we're going to get a remake of that?
igottadookie: Well, Majora's Mask, nah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: I know.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: If this does well, which it will.
Steve-O: Here's the thing. Here's the thing.
igottadookie: I don't think so. i don't think so this is
Steve-O: Here's the thing. So during, during the little musical segments.
igottadookie: Let's cope.
Steve-O: at the beginning of the video
igottadookie: Let's go.
IGOTTADUMP: oh
Steve-O: All of them use their original logos. Majora's Mask. uses a brand new logo.
igottadookie: cope
Steve-O: And you know what? They don't show you. the mask salesman at any point in any of this.
igottadookie: Yo, how fuck yeah Steve how Trigger would you be? if Majora's Mask. Remake. It was just a free DLC for this game.
Steve-O: ah Yeah, it's just fucking it free.
igottadookie: Yeah.
Steve-O: We just added it. Whatever.
igottadookie: Yeah, know we added a new chapter of Ocarina of Time called Majora's Mask, and it's just the whole game.
Steve-O: Yeah, it's like a...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: It's just the whole fucking game.
Steve-O: it's ah it's ah It's a two -hour DLC. That's it. It's a two -hour DLC. Whatever. Who the fuck knows?
igottadookie: Separate ways. It's Ocarina of Time, separate ways.
Steve-O: um You play as Saria or something.
igottadookie: Bro. Oh my god.
Steve-O: Or, yeah. Anyway, like.
igottadookie: Now this is exciting but
Steve-O: this was This was huge.
igottadookie: You know?
Steve-O: And keep in mind, this was what they said on Monday. And they were like, all right, come back tomorrow, same time. for our Nintendo Direct. where we're only talking about Switch 2 games.
Steve-O: And so I was like, Oh shit. Cause you remember I was, I was giving you all those leaks that people were talking about.
igottadookie: Oh shit. Smash Bros. Fuck it.
Steve-O: No, that's what people were.
igottadookie: Metroid!
Steve-O: The leaks were smash bros. Uh, Nintendo is back. Uh, 3d Mario.
igottadookie: Hell yeah dawg!
Steve-O: ah And... um Unfortunately, Not a lot of that was true. um I kind of forget a lot of. the announcements but there were two big ones that kind of stuck with me
Lemme Get an E-A-G: it was I heard it was... It's basically ports and then... The two. notable ones, which was
Steve-O: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: ah Kirby. And uh... 80s Metroid.
Steve-O: Yeah, Metroid Ravenous, which looks sick as hell. It's a 2D Metroid where...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's the sequel to Dread, right?
Steve-O: I think, dude, it's the
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's basically the sequel to Dread.
Steve-O: It is the sequel to Dread, but I think they confused Metroid and... Kirby. I think they switched them up because Samus just wants to eat. people now.
IGOTTADUMP: Yo, hell.
igottadookie: Spare.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah, like in that trailer, it's like eat or be eaten.
igottadookie: It's pretty sick.
Steve-O: And she's just like grabbing onto a dude and just pulling his organs out.
IGOTTADUMP: You know how thin she is? Have you seen how big he is?
Steve-O: I mean. She's trying to bulk up.
IGOTTADUMP: She got bulked up, man.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, dude. Dude, yeah, that's the look now, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm gonna see that ass!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That's him.
IGOTTADUMP: on her.
Steve-O: And.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Have you seen Rhea Ripley?
Steve-O: ah
Lemme Get an E-A-G: People want...
IGOTTADUMP: Mmm.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Fucking jacked women now.
Steve-O: they Yeah, no well, that that's the thing. Rhea's been slimming down. They say, Rhea, don't slim down. But she she can't. she can't help it because she's got an injury.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: no she saw that metroid she's like i gotta go i gotta look like that metroid and they're going uh
Steve-O: She's all that Metro is. I got to play Samus.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: They go, Rhea, that's Samus. She's like, no, no, I want to be that Metroid.
Steve-O: I want to be that Metroid.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: They're like... You're not a gamer.
Steve-O: You're not a gamer.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: okay Fake fan.
Steve-O: Maybe Metroid. And then the Kirby game they showed off. um So it looks like, you know, you're doing like kind of like 3D World Kirby stuff and he fights King Dedede in it.
Steve-O: And. At the end, he throws King Didi. into the sky.
igottadookie: Amen. Amen.
Steve-O: And he breaks. A hole in the sky.
igottadookie: Still in.
Steve-O: And. reveals that there's something outside of the sky and the sky is actually just a painted wall
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, like a Truman Show?
Steve-O: So this is like... This is like a Truman show. But the the thing was, this was the very last trailer they showed off.
IGOTTADUMP: Good morning.
Steve-O: So in...
IGOTTADUMP: And if I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening and good night.
Steve-O: but that That but Kirby.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And then he sucked that satellite out of the sky.
Steve-O: Um, i' it i'll I'll admit, though, I genuinely thought this was going to be a really sneaky Smash trailer when I saw that.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. How deep into that trailer did you... Was it before you gave it up?
Steve-O: uh genuinely it wasn't because like the thing is the way the trailer works is it's like it it starts off with like here's like a 3D Kirby game here's like a 3D Kirby game and then they break the hole in the wall and I'm like what what is that and then Kirby
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. A minute and ten.
Steve-O: is like talking to a character. and becomes sword Kirby. And he like, tears that hole. Open. Like he tears it all the way down and breaks the wall down.
Steve-O: And this was where I was like, Oh my God, it's going to burst open. It's going to reveal like all of the other Nintendo lands are all behind this wall. And this is smash brothers or something. No, it's just like, it's just like a crazy city back there.
Steve-O: And it's like Kirby and the forgotten world or something like that. Um, it's It's going to be like a...
igottadookie: Hmm.
Steve-O: a full 3D Kirby game. Which is cool. That's cool.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, I mean the last one I heard was pretty good
Steve-O: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: uh
Steve-O: i was I didn't finish it, but it was cool.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. Uh, yeah. Wait, what what is this Kirby one called?
Steve-O: I think it's Kirby and the Forgotten Worlds.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Pop pop pop pop. I thought that was the last one
Steve-O: It might be.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh my god. I can't believe I gotta scroll this fucking deep. Oh my god.
Steve-O: Kirby and the World Beyond.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That's it
Steve-O: Um...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: the best. website.
Steve-O: You know. The thing is, after the Ocarina of Time announcement the day before.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Uh -huh.
Steve-O: I kind of expected the heat. to come ah on this one a little bit more. But I think they kind of. blew their Big reveal.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: on Monday, and then...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Which is... unfortunate. Well, yeah.
Steve-O: They should have switched it up. They genuinely should have switched it up.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: But I do agree. like People would have just been like, where's the Zelda one? the whole time this was happening.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: So. I think they were just. Between a rock and a hard. The only thing they could have did. better was just to have better announcements like frankly um because this was
Steve-O: Mm hmm.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Probably what? like 80%. Ports, right?
Steve-O: Yeah, they opened with Monster Hunter Wilds for Switch 2, which is, you know, that's cool.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: they like Oh look
igottadookie: and
Steve-O: But also that's a game that came out.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Like two years old.
Steve-O: Two years ago at this point, yeah.
igottadookie: yeah
Steve-O: So...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And they're like, oh, don't forget, we got. Resident Evil, the Resident Evil games are kind of like, all right, cool.
Steve-O: That's cool.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: What?
Steve-O: That's awesome.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Dude, Far Cry 3 Classic Edition is coming. You're like, what the fuck? Ah. i don't
Steve-O: Nintendo, you're doing it again. You're doing it again where they give you old games.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's always lame Yeah, it's it's... It must be so disheartening if like... It. If it's just like the. Don't like we have this to show.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Right. Oh, we have this too.
Steve-O: Right.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's like, oh. I mean, people were even mad about the Mario Kart World one. Because they're like, oh.
Steve-O: Dude.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: New.
Steve-O: That's such
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Old.
Steve-O: Boop. shit because those traps are already in the fucking game
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Old maps.
Steve-O: It's just, they just. Added them to a menu.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Ugh.
Steve-O: So it's like they didn't do anything. Y 'all didn't do anything for a year and a half now. with that game. There's a reason why recently they upgraded Mario Kart 8 Deluxe.
Steve-O: That if you played it on a switch to you can play it with eight Like eight. controllers on the same screen on the switch too Like they added a whole bunch of stuff to that game. That is from.
Steve-O: almost 14 years now. So. Anyway, nevertheless, Ocarina time. That's going to be incredible. Everything else is aside from like Zelda or not Zelda, Kirby and Metroid.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Metroid.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, man.
IGOTTADUMP: Eh.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: i mean
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, hey.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. but uh Yeah. I mean. Oh, also, I guess important to note, ah release date, right, for Zelda.
Steve-O: Yes, we did get a...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: They said, they said, fuck you, Grand Theft Auto. We're coming out like a week early.
Steve-O: Dude, was it the 6th, 5th or 6th of November?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I think sixth. Yeah, the sixth, which is like. Bro. I guess that's enough time.
igottadookie: bro
Lemme Get an E-A-G: They're like, you got... you got What? Two weeks?
Steve-O: Dude, you got two weeks? Yeah, you can beat that game in a week.
igottadookie: Dude, that's pretty bold That's kind of a flex, too.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That is Yeah.
igottadookie: Because you know what?
Steve-O: Nintendo doesn't care.
igottadookie: Maybe they're... Well, they're banking on but they're probably banking on the fact that like a lot of people Like. have a Switch 2 and a PS5, you know?
igottadookie: And they'll just be like, oh, we'll just I'll just get it. Play this. on the train to work. And then when I get home... i Fucking... Bang. prostitutes in my fucking Chevy Impala.
Steve-O: And then when I get home I'll play Grand Theft Auto.
igottadookie: You know?
IGOTTADUMP: Do they all have Chevy Impalas?
Steve-O: Oh, yeah.
igottadookie: I guess.
Steve-O: I mean... but Believe me, Ocarina of Time is a crazy game, dude. It takes place whenever you want it to be because it's a time -traveling game.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, so you could be driving around in a Chevy Impala.
Steve-O: Driving around in here your Chevy Epina.
IGOTTADUMP: As Link.
igottadookie: Now, I think. I think it's a good time for Ocarina of Time just because... I mean, Personally, I'm not ready for it. The next big Zelda, you know Like.
Steve-O: Yeah, I don't know where you go.
igottadookie: So I'm stuck cooking. Still digesting.
Steve-O: Yeah.
igottadookie: the Breath of the Wild stuff, and I'm sure there... the dev team is still trying to figure out what direction they want to go. in for the the next game too.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You know what? I just don't understand why they didn't cut this one game into three different games like Final Fantasy.
Steve-O: oh
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I feel like they could have.
igottadookie: Yeah, probably because it's a waste of everybody's time and money.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That's throwing money out. Yeah.
Steve-O: ah
IGOTTADUMP: Do they not like money? Like what the hell?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. Do they not like ah successful things, I guess?
igottadookie: I'm surprised they didn't just I'm surprised they didn't just fucking fire Miyamoto just for...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Let's triple.
igottadookie: being a waste of money right now like Sony did it with Hideo Kojima.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: You!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. And then Miyamoto.
IGOTTADUMP: You look like you're gonna take a long time to make anything.
igottadookie: yeah
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You're like 70, right?
Steve-O: Hey, why don't you take your Pikmin and get the fuck out of here?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: See you.
IGOTTADUMP: Everybody likes Pikmin.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Get the f -
IGOTTADUMP: Nobody likes Pikmin, all right? Except for Tim.
Steve-O: Except for Tim. That's his whole thing.
IGOTTADUMP: They know em
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That is.
IGOTTADUMP: They know him by name.
Steve-O: Tim walks over.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: he's like but what about what about arms like get the fuck out of here you weirdo
IGOTTADUMP: There.
Steve-O: Hey, hey.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No one likes arms.
Steve-O: hey chris Did you know that the red Pikmin are... good at battling and they're fireproof
IGOTTADUMP: Nobody fucking cares!
Steve-O: Oh, you could throw the yellow Pikmin further in their electric proof.
IGOTTADUMP: Tell it to somebody who gives a shit!
Steve-O: No, but wait, the blue ones. They can't drown.
IGOTTADUMP: Somebody get this guy out of here.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: This guy's a walking...
Steve-O: Somebody get these beggars out of here.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Walking offender, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: Let me
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Somebody get these pick men out of here.
IGOTTADUMP: Let me get these.
Steve-O: ah Somebody.
IGOTTADUMP: coming out of here.
Steve-O: And out of here. All right, let's get to the news.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That was the news.
Steve-O: Or... That was all of it?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, that was not all of it.
Steve-O: Arrgh!
IGOTTADUMP: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hold on.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: ah Oh, wait, wait, real quick, ah just to kind of keep it on the game track. um BlizzCon happened. And they announced Diablo five and a new Starcraft game.
IGOTTADUMP: o
IGOTTADUMP: Diablo 5. But they're also...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And it's a shooter. Starcraft.
IGOTTADUMP: Ending. Any updates on Diablo 4? So that can...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: do
Steve-O: They are, they are unsetting Diablo 4.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Nick. Because Diablo Five's coming out, Chris. Come on.
IGOTTADUMP: Okay.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Um,
IGOTTADUMP: That was fast.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: What?
Steve-O: That was really fast dude.
IGOTTADUMP: That was fast.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I guess. Yeah.
Steve-O: i looked out i remember being like i can't wait for a sale for diablo and then i'll buy it
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Well, hey.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You know what daddy daddy blizzard said with fucking free rides over you need to start making games
Steve-O: No one's buying. our shit! god Damn it!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: Miyamoto's gonna take our jobs!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Um, Yeah, so Diablo 5 and a Starcraft. open world shooter, I think. is is what it's called interesting to note That's Starcraft.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: We got a cool trailer. It does look cool, right? but they it ends with a 20 30.
Steve-O: Foof.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And Diablo 5 ends with a 2029.
IGOTTADUMP: world.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: So they're like. Hurry up and wait, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: Changing the C to a K.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Which is...
IGOTTADUMP: It's going to be sponsored by Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, which is kind of one of those things where I don't know if I like that or hate it
Steve-O: o
Steve-O: Thank you.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: that they were like, hey, it's coming out, but it's... Fucking.
Steve-O: You get away.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: A while. So don't be annoyed. don't And don't be annoying. Right. It's like it comes out and that's the target. So fucking deal with it.
Steve-O: They got Mick Gordon.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Um,
Steve-O: They got Mick Gordon for the music.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh sh - Shit, they got Mick?
Steve-O: Mm hmm.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: They got Mick.
Steve-O: They got Mick.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You know, i there's only one Mick I want to hang out with, and that's Foley.
IGOTTADUMP: oh Oh, yeah, I think you're right.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Tell me cool stories.
IGOTTADUMP: He's right.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Mick Gordon she was like, oh I play music
Steve-O: I'll do the Doom theme.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Alright. I'll do the damn thing mate. OOI
Steve-O: it a thinky thing was I don't know. right
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, well, neither is Mario. Mario.
Steve-O: Mamma Mia!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Anyway. um
IGOTTADUMP: luigi
Steve-O: if
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, I don't know
IGOTTADUMP: it's time to go
igottadookie: and The way Jay...
Steve-O: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: i guess I guess I was excited to hear that StarCraft is coming back and it's not an RTS.
IGOTTADUMP: Time to go.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Fuck yeah, dude You know what? They saw that Warhammer money and they were like, we should fucking do something that isn't just an RTS. And to that I say, a good job. Thank you.
Steve-O: Spice Marines!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: spoil moderate yeah Oh, you're fighting a Zerg? Okay, that's real cool.
IGOTTADUMP: Zerk.
Steve-O: Look, the only Zerg I care about is Emperor Zerg.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: with eight
IGOTTADUMP: Who? Who was that?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Although, I don't like how quick you had that.
igottadookie: from Toy Story.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You had that.
IGOTTADUMP: Toys no hurry. That is correct.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I just hate that you just had that like you're right at the front of your brain.
Steve-O: Ooh, right in the chamber, Devin.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, that's... that's Oh, man, that's...
Steve-O: I blew on my fingers.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: It's audio podcast.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. That's all right. Hell yeah. um All right, now now now we can get to some. Some quick little fun news, I think. um Let's just start from the top.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: uh with the move movies uh we got the official. Godzilla minus zero trailer. Mm hmm.
Steve-O: Mm -hmm.
igottadookie: Dog!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Mm -mm.
igottadookie: Yeah, was that was that King G
IGOTTADUMP: My first reaction.
Steve-O: Oh, that has to be King G.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I think that's King G.
igottadookie: Was that King G?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: I posted the fucking original 1960s. King Ghidorah roar sounded like it right when you see fucking
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. No, people say the yellow the yellow lightning. is in this they're like you can see it
igottadookie: and
IGOTTADUMP: I fucking seeing Godzilla go ass over elbows too is something.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, dude, homie gets dropped.
IGOTTADUMP: Whistle. We getting...
igottadookie: It's washed dude
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: He got rinsed.
IGOTTADUMP: He's getting...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Can I?
IGOTTADUMP: Brutalized.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Can I?
igottadookie: He got rinsed
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I don't want to say... This is definitely the worst time to bring this up. but Godzilla King of the Monsters. isn't the worst thing. in the world.
igottadookie: This is... Probably the worst time to bring it up.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: But that also is King Ghidorah and he was cool.
igottadookie: So let's move on. Shall we move on?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: He's calling it. I like King Ghidorah.
igottadookie: Shall we move on?
Steve-O: King Ghidorah is cool.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: King Ghidorah is... Dope. And.
igottadookie: He's no ma he's no ma Mothra still s tier for me mothra
IGOTTADUMP: I'm glad they're going to give him.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: Rodan.
IGOTTADUMP: You think Mothra is going to show her big... fucking ass in this movie or
igottadookie: Her fucking fat ass. Man.
IGOTTADUMP: do you Do you think... they're going to save that to like the end.
igottadookie: Masuda! Uh, the um... And the little the little tiny people that sing the Mothra song. Yeah. I would like to see that in this but I don't think we will.
Steve-O: is godzuki gonna show up in this
IGOTTADUMP: Okay.
igottadookie: Oh man, you mean Mini -La?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Ooh.
Steve-O: Oh, mini laugh.
igottadookie: That.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You know what?
igottadookie: Motherfucker has a name.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: if is there one If there's one guy that can make Gatsuki not suck, it's it's still not him.
igottadookie: That's not Americanized.
Steve-O: so
igottadookie: Peace. It's not Gatsuki!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Here it is! right
igottadookie: That's the American fucking cartoon one.
Steve-O: Look, I watched the cartoon.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, but that's basically it's who we're talking about, though.
igottadookie: It's Minilla.
Steve-O: I watched the cartoon.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That's who we're talking about.
Steve-O: You know who we're talking about.
IGOTTADUMP: Gatsuki.
igottadookie: Yeah, but
IGOTTADUMP: Gatsuki showed up.
Steve-O: You know how like how it's like Robotnik and Dr.
igottadookie: It's Manila!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: MINIRA!
Steve-O: Eggman. It's kind of like that.
igottadookie: It's me, Neera.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. It's, it's, it's Bowser and King Koopa.
IGOTTADUMP: Menira is going to show up.
igottadookie: Leenina!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's, it's Godzilla and Godzilla.
igottadookie: We need a...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's all.
IGOTTADUMP: He's gonna show up.
igottadookie: It's not this guy
IGOTTADUMP: He's gonna be adorable. They're gonna nuke him to The... Bits.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Got.
igottadookie: Well, to be fair, we already had Godzuki. We had BabyGodzilla and Godzilla -1.
IGOTTADUMP: They're dropping the big one, guys.
Steve-O: Oh, yeah, we did.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Okay.
IGOTTADUMP: Did you see that?
Steve-O: I did.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Wait what?
IGOTTADUMP: They're dropping the big one, Devin.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yep.
Steve-O: Chris, I think this might be so like. symbolic of something.
IGOTTADUMP: No, no, no, no.
Steve-O: I think there might be some symbolism.
IGOTTADUMP: No, no, no
igottadookie: Oh, here.
Steve-O: There might be a theme in this movie or something.
igottadookie: here steve i found a uh
IGOTTADUMP: There we go. No, no, no, no, you're wrong.
igottadookie: i found I found a DLSS.
IGOTTADUMP: You're absolutely wrong.
igottadookie: A DLSS enhanced.
IGOTTADUMP: No, no, no
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, DLSS5, Gatsuki.
igottadookie: Minilla. Minilla.
Steve-O: Oh, thank you.
igottadookie: Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah. Thank you for giving us.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh my God.
IGOTTADUMP: Manita!
igottadookie: Minira!
IGOTTADUMP: Manita!
igottadookie: Me neither.
IGOTTADUMP: He's adorable.
Steve-O: I'm not going to lie though.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Got to keep going.
Steve-O: John, you type in Godzuki. He pops up.
igottadookie: I know, I know dude, but it's still, I'm just saying dude.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, dude, look at him dude He's way cooler.
igottadookie: All right.
Steve-O: Come on. Godzilla power hour.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You can fly.
igottadookie: And got Zuki.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah Godzilla And God's a king.
Steve-O: yeah
igottadookie: That was how the song was.
Steve-O: Thank you.
igottadookie: And got Zuki nah, I get it but still
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: Are we a hundred?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: What?
igottadookie: Yes.
Steve-O: No, no, no.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh. oh
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, like keeping it 100?
Steve-O: You know what you know what what's funny?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, no, no. I think in age.
Steve-O: this is this is This is the strangest side.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh.
Steve-O: Someone was like... we don't have cartoon hand -me -downs anymore Where like previous generations cartoons don't go.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh.
igottadookie: Nah.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm going to be 100%.
Steve-O: forth.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm going to be 100 % with you.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You gonna keep it a buck? Keep it a buck?
IGOTTADUMP: I'm going to keep it a buck with you.
igottadookie: Give it a buck, big bug theory.
IGOTTADUMP: I have no idea what you're talking about. God, Zuki, I never watched that shit.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: What the fuck is wrong with you, dude?
Steve-O: You didn't watch a lot of Cartoon Network in the early days, Chris. I could tell.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm gonna drop the mic on that one.
Steve-O: you were You were real big.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You didn't you didn't watch the Godzilla animated show
Steve-O: Chris was real big into sports center.
IGOTTADUMP: No, I didn't Right? You know, those guys were hilarious.
Steve-O: That's all he watched.
IGOTTADUMP: back man I mean, they...
Steve-O: Did you see this week's top five, Steve?
IGOTTADUMP: Guys.
Steve-O: He would say as he.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah
Steve-O: Okay.
IGOTTADUMP: They had zingers. back in the day okay
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Did you see Allen Allen Iverson do a windmill dunk
Steve-O: Yeah. chris Chris would open up a Gatorade and he would say, new flavor, fruit punch, and drink it.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: Ha ha.
IGOTTADUMP: Grab Steve by the collar, chug it right in front of him.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah and then it's like nah dude i was watching beast wars leave me alone
IGOTTADUMP: a heard I was.
Steve-O: Okay.
IGOTTADUMP: I mean, yeah, that's true
Lemme Get an E-A-G: wait so steve you're telling me gen z i can't convince gen z to watch beast machines.
Steve-O: I think just Gen Alpha has no interest in watching anything, man.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Or alpha, I guess.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: i feel like they're aren't they too young to like
Steve-O: Aside from... youtube YouTube breakdowns on Obsession.
IGOTTADUMP: Well, that's... ah that's
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Wait. What's the oldest?
IGOTTADUMP: That's a whole nother brain rot that that is.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Who's the oldest Gen Alpha? Who is the old man?
Steve-O: i
IGOTTADUMP: don wait They're not watching SpongeBob? I thought that carried over.
Steve-O: There you go. oh
Lemme Get an E-A-G: They cough in your face.
IGOTTADUMP: What? They just called?
IGOTTADUMP: What the fuck is that?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Whoa, so... Hold on hold on so
Steve-O: hey bruv you got games on your phone bruv
IGOTTADUMP: they They're all English? two?
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Fucking Eurotrash?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: All right. So the oldest, so the oldest gen alphas are 16 right now.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh boy.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: So I feel like that's a little too young to be like.
IGOTTADUMP: You gotta give him some time to watch.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, Ed.
IGOTTADUMP: SpongeBob. They're not going to watch The Simpsons, but they're going to watch SpongeBob.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. Like 1617 I think
igottadookie: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I feel like it's too young to...
Steve-O: 16, 17.
IGOTTADUMP: You know, that's not true. I know someone at work.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Stop.
IGOTTADUMP: Well, no, he's a Zoomer.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Hmm.
IGOTTADUMP: I love you guys.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: 16, 17.
Steve-O: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU yeah
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That time. Anyway.
IGOTTADUMP: Anywho.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Let's move on. um I... am intrigued. by this next trailer. But I'm also annoyed that that's the hook of this trailer.
IGOTTADUMP: And it's just a cheeky word for poop, right?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yes.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah
Steve-O: but
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: ah
IGOTTADUMP: That's what really bugs me.
Steve-O: Ha ha!
IGOTTADUMP: Like, is he just gonna poop everywhere?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh my god. Yeah, that's why he's in the shower in that.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: in the Oh, you saw my you found my remains. Oh, that's weird. Uh,
IGOTTADUMP: Very clever at night.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, so this...
IGOTTADUMP: I know the twist.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: sir So... I can't even. No, we got to move on. that's We're not topping that.
Steve-O: Is this an M Night movie?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: this is art The hook of this movie, Steve, is M. Night Shyamalan is making a movie written by Nicholas Sparks.
IGOTTADUMP: of whom
Steve-O: Oh, oh a Devin, was that you who said I think I know the premise of this movie and it's just the kid from The Sixth Sense grows up and he falls in love with a ghost?
IGOTTADUMP: I poop, dog.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, I said I think the premise of this movie is it's just a fancy word for poop
IGOTTADUMP: Mm -hmm
Steve-O: Okay.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah
Steve-O: That's Huzzah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That was not me. I did not say that though.
igottadookie: yeah
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Um, That would be weird though. ah But...
Steve-O: He finds he can bring the ghosts out of anyone's poop, he finds.
IGOTTADUMP: poop moving
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah if he finds poop he can he can figure out the ghost of that man groups.
IGOTTADUMP: You can't call it the poop movie. Duh. Come on.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Marketing 101.
Steve-O: You know I still haven't seen that beach movie.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh.
igottadookie: Which one?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Old.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, the dump?
igottadookie: Oh, I didn't see old either.
Steve-O: Old, yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No old Old...
Steve-O: The dump.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Uh... Old dump, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: It's all of his movies, man.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Dude, old is though fucking terrible, but also I feel like everyone needs to watch it because it's like. It's so crazy terrible.
IGOTTADUMP: I've seen it.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Weird movie.
IGOTTADUMP: I have actually watched it.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: I think we talked about this before.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, you and I did yeah but
IGOTTADUMP: About how... stupid the ending was.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: oh it's it's just it's not good but it's kind of like
IGOTTADUMP: it's It definitely reeks of somebody who did not know how to end a movie.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Like he just didn't know how to.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Let's... That's pretty consistent with this fucking guy.
IGOTTADUMP: In their shit. at the end. And he was like, Well, you know.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Ah.
IGOTTADUMP: It's obviously about science
Lemme Get an E-A-G: is It's a...
IGOTTADUMP: They'll do.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: The government government experiment.
IGOTTADUMP: Show that girl watching these the whole time.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Anyway, ah we got another trailer. uh chris
IGOTTADUMP: Anyway.
Steve-O: You know M.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Chris.
Steve-O: Night wrote Stuart Little, so show some fucking respect, Devin.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, fun.
IGOTTADUMP: what
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Maybe. He didn't do that. you You're lying.
Steve-O: Yeah, he did.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, that's a night twist right there.
Steve-O: Yeah, he did. Yeah he did.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: He didn't write that.
Steve-O: he did write so He did write Stuart Little the movie.
IGOTTADUMP: That's it
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Who wrote?
IGOTTADUMP: That's a twist unto itself. That's a meta twist.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Who wrote Stuart? little EB White.
Steve-O: No, not the book!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: In 1945 you fucking
Steve-O: Not the fucking book. I meant the fucking movie.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You fucking caveman.
Steve-O: He wrote that trainplay he writes the screenplay.
IGOTTADUMP: Good.
Steve-O: screenplay.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, you just got fucking bodied by Google dude el Google
Steve-O: Yeah, i a fucking gook out.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Fucking Al Google just shot you in the neck.
Steve-O: And be white.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: EB, what you fight?
Steve-O: Get out of here.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: oh Oh, you know, Christian Rinaldi wrote the Odyssey. You fucking.
Steve-O: ah
Lemme Get an E-A-G: caveman.
IGOTTADUMP: ah That is 5 -0.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Get the fuck out of here uh
IGOTTADUMP: It was Shakespeare.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: All right
IGOTTADUMP: Right? he did that
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, it was Shakespeare's monster. um
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, yeah, yeah, of course.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: That's what it does. Confused.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: but ah Chris, what's your excitement level for this new Avatar show? It's an.
IGOTTADUMP: Honestly, I did not. even though There was a trailer.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, it's uh...
IGOTTADUMP: Up until you posted it here. I didn't even see it on the Discord.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It looks... This might sound redundant because of what it is. and what network it's on, but I'm like, this looks. Kitty. This looks very kiddy.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, Kino Check is giving me the trailer, though, so that means...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Ooh, this animation is That's rough.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: different.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, that's rough.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's different looking. I don't wanna to say it's rough, it's just different.
IGOTTADUMP: It looks like... i It looks worse than invincible.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: The problem, the problem is, is that this is comparing it directly to the Avatar movie, which had. insanely gorgeous animation.
IGOTTADUMP: I know. Like, that this is such a step down.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, well, I mean, hey, that's that's TV Nickelodeon budget, man
IGOTTADUMP: Is that what that shit looks like now?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I don't know, man. it's
IGOTTADUMP: Like that's what low budget animation looks that looks like garbage
Lemme Get an E-A-G: it's
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Ah.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm going to be 100%.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: All right.
IGOTTADUMP: way you write. i
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'm going to keep it a buck.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm keeping it a buck all night.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That looks like dog shit. That looks like remains.
IGOTTADUMP: this looks This looks like someone's remains.
Steve-O: Oh, my God.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Looks like remains right now.
IGOTTADUMP: It looks like it looks like somebody left to remain.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: on YouTube.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: um All right. Well, we got another trailer for another. We got the teaser trailer for the new Luca joint. New Luca Guardino. So guy being challengers.
igottadookie: Guadagnino.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: call me Yeah, Guadagnino. called artificial It's got Spider -Man in it. Andrew Garfield.
igottadookie: It's AI.
IGOTTADUMP: Andy Garfield.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Andy Garfield in it. I kind of don't know what it's about.
Steve-O: Goofy.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's probably about.
Steve-O: Isn't this the one where he's like, oh, I'm just a poor peasant and I'm going to start an uprising.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: about AI.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No.
IGOTTADUMP: Whoa, whoa, hold on.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, that is not what
IGOTTADUMP: I think this is about Sam Altman.
Steve-O: Oh.
IGOTTADUMP: I believe.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh yeah, I think that is it. Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: and And... It spurred Andy Garfield to stop using AI.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: entirely because he was using it non -stop. in every one of his roles. I don't know if you know this.
Steve-O: How else am I supposed to tie my shoes?
IGOTTADUMP: I needed something ah to fix my lips. They they'd flap everywhere.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: But like what I don't see is him making out with another dude. So I don't know if this is actually directed by Luca.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh. Oh, it's gonna happen.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: It says it's directed by Luca.
IGOTTADUMP: Remind me. on, are we crazy?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, but like where were the dudes making out with each other?
IGOTTADUMP: It's either going to be two dudes or two girls. but somebody
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Both genders doing it.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Same gender. Going at it.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Uh...
IGOTTADUMP: that's ah Lovely. beautiful.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Chris, did you see the Crystal Lake trailer?
IGOTTADUMP: I did!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: What do you think?
IGOTTADUMP: Ah!
igottadookie: Who's I?
IGOTTADUMP: It was all right. Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Right.
IGOTTADUMP: um I'm a little... A little crestfallen that it's... The child version of Jason murdering people.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: They gotta start with somebody. They can't just...
IGOTTADUMP: I know. I just I thought it would be more her.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Well, I heard they were going to cast a guy from...
IGOTTADUMP: I know. keen
Lemme Get an E-A-G: that biker show, but they tore his biceps and they had to recast it to that.
Steve-O: Oh, I gotta go to Ireland.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: to that child.
IGOTTADUMP: My, my... Yeah. My, my.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Batista is going to be Jason in season two.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh fuck. Yes.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: That's fucking rad as shit.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Actually, yeah, that sounds fucking sick, but...
IGOTTADUMP: actually Why I don't, that's not a joke. um Yeah, I do feel like that whatever they showed in the trailer of of young Jason is probably going to be. Towards the end of the season. And she is going to be murdering a lot of people. That's what I hope.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: i Yeah, I think it's kind of going to be her like.
IGOTTADUMP: you go
Lemme Get an E-A-G: thinking it's Jason. And then it's probably just going to be her doing it the whole time.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh. I see. Yeah, that sounds plausible
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You know what though? October 15th, man. That's coming. That's quick.
IGOTTADUMP: Is that Shudder? What is this on?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: ah
Steve-O: That's on peacock It was a peacock original.
IGOTTADUMP: God damn it.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Wow, dude. You think A24 would even...
IGOTTADUMP: aye ah
Lemme Get an E-A-G: bother with shutter? Are you kidding me?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Well, Chris. This next thing, I think you might be a bit biased.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, this doesn't look good
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Sure. I only posted this because... because our a man our main man Uh, Superman is in this. Why can't I think of David Cornswet?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: uh who just sounds like he just sounds like a football player
igottadookie: DC. Just call him DC.
IGOTTADUMP: I mean, yes, he looks and sounds like a football player, but i did does this look good to anyone?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: Is this like a prequel to Napoleon Dynamite's?
igottadookie: I didn't watch it
Steve-O: Like. Brother?
IGOTTADUMP: ah
Steve-O: Why does he look like him?
IGOTTADUMP: No. I think that...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: it's it's the real It's the real story of, ah or the the biopic of...
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: um Grudden? I don't know. I don't... I never followed.
IGOTTADUMP: That's rotten.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: your
IGOTTADUMP: He was... ah They called him Fats because he was so thin. Uh... And.
Steve-O: he could've He could have made any movie after Superman. He made a Fats Rudd biopic.
IGOTTADUMP: I know. I don't know why he chose... fats as the character. to To portray.
Steve-O: I find him fascinating.
IGOTTADUMP: Um... Yeah, I don't know who this guy is.
Steve-O: ah
IGOTTADUMP: And I don't know who he is.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Right. it put
IGOTTADUMP: I don't care. To know?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: well, I
Steve-O: He's Mr. Irrelevant.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, maybe that's the point.
IGOTTADUMP: And is his name is... fitting. Because I don't think this movie is going to do.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. I thought you just hated it because he's a Giants player.
IGOTTADUMP: I mean that helps.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: It definitely doesn't hurt. But like... In the end, yeah, this looks really just... Very formulaic, kind of lame.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I was like, whoa. I kind of forgot he was allowed to be.
IGOTTADUMP: I love it.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: in other movies
IGOTTADUMP: Well, let's... They should. Keep. People for making some Peace. i I think there's not enough.
Steve-O: You right. You right.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, well.
IGOTTADUMP: people around
Lemme Get an E-A-G: What's next? A fucking ah Mets movie? Good.
IGOTTADUMP: uh I mean that'll probably happen soon.
igottadookie: gross
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Probably.
igottadookie: The Bobby Bonilla story.
IGOTTADUMP: We're living in trouble.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Hmm.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh.
igottadookie: Just him collecting his $1 million dollars every year.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: that Booty Bonita, baby.
Steve-O: Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.
IGOTTADUMP: Baby Bonita. Bop -a -bop -a -boop -a -boop.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: ah All right. All right. Oh, we can move on.
Steve-O: Finally, Devin, I'm so excited. We are finally getting a sequel to the cult classic as above. So below. I'm stoked.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yep.
IGOTTADUMP: You know
Steve-O: Catacombs!
IGOTTADUMP: Somebody ran it.
Steve-O: France, baby!
IGOTTADUMP: Somebody ran in and was like, cut out as above. So, cut it out as a glove style.
Steve-O: Just...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: drop Drop the as above. It's sexier.
IGOTTADUMP: I dropped the as above so.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's sexier that way.
IGOTTADUMP: It's sexier.
Steve-O: Just make it Mizzolo.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: So. Yeah. i think I think below is... and fortunately i mean it's a movie right it's not it's not a show but i feel like yeah
IGOTTADUMP: Is it?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's a tiff. Tiff's been happening right now.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh!
Steve-O: Oh, the Tijuana International Film Festival.
IGOTTADUMP: Well. Very
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: prestigious Mexican film festival.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: They've got this donkey show.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: so ah So unfortunately, though, when I see these kind of like, oh, it's like ah it's a... fishing town by the water. There's weird things happening. must be a weird comedy horror show. And I'm like, Oh no, this is like a.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: a serious A serious movie. On Netflix. Josh Hartnett about a house that gets pulled under water.
igottadookie: Pearl Harbor. for Harbor.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And then.
igottadookie: it's per harbor
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Pearl Harbor. Yeah.
Steve-O: yeah That's Pearl Harbor, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, yeah, I've seen that.
Steve-O: Josh Hartnett.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, just aren't it
IGOTTADUMP: I know what that is i know that is
Steve-O: Josh Hartnett.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'm always willing to give the heart. to harden it some time.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Steve-O: he He got into your heart real hard back in H2O, didn't he?
IGOTTADUMP: Maybe not this time
Steve-O: Wasn't he in the...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: he Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: He was famously in that.
igottadookie: But he was also in the other M Night in the M Night movie too.
IGOTTADUMP: Halloween?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. ah Trapped.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh boy.
igottadookie: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Man, wish I never saw.
IGOTTADUMP: Probably shouldn't have been. Probably shouldn't have been.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: but
igottadookie: who but You never saw it?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No.
igottadookie: It was bad.
IGOTTADUMP: Probably shouldn't have been in there.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That's what I heard.
Steve-O: but
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That's why I didn't want to see it.
IGOTTADUMP: He jumped from Oppenheimer to M night. to this.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: My man needed some money, man. we Come on.
IGOTTADUMP: I know. It's just brutal.
igottadookie: Yeah, let the man fly Chris
Steve-O: Bro, it's been three years.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: He's not buying it.
igottadookie: Shit.
IGOTTADUMP: He's barely gliding.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Ah. All right. So this is. New. this is i think fresh this is ah some fresh news but there's a story uh so 824. is Teaming with something called Spooky Pictures and Image nathan's Nation Studios to bring the SCP Foundation.
IGOTTADUMP: a
Lemme Get an E-A-G: to the big screen
IGOTTADUMP: Interesting.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: So I think this is going to be I think the idea is that it's gonna be like the VHS series
IGOTTADUMP: oh this
IGOTTADUMP: Yes, the VHS series has is planning to adapt a few of the SCP stories, but the...
igottadookie: Hmm.
IGOTTADUMP: website or whatever it is, is suing. 824 currently.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: oh That's nice.
IGOTTADUMP: Because they believe that. Whatever bullshit. that they collected on a weird website with no authors, with no names or authors is somehow attributed to copyright.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh.
IGOTTADUMP: it's just a collection of goofballs coming up with to do
Lemme Get an E-A-G: oh So it's like some guy that's like, hey, you took my fan fiction and you can't make a movie out of it.
IGOTTADUMP: Do the shit. Ask. Sorry, BallHugger878. Um...
Steve-O: Come on, man. Don't call me out like that. Come on, man.
IGOTTADUMP: We're going to use this thing that you said it was always free.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Um...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. Oh, but now I want money for it. It's like, oh, then maybe you should have posted it for free on a free website.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh.
IGOTTADUMP: i don't know
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I mean, you know, that's just a bunch of, ah you know, hey, I'm not going to say. They're not. Good writers because some of this obviously is is very Some talented writers here, but...
IGOTTADUMP: a Fucking publish it yourself.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, but it's like hey looks like you just learned a lesson
Steve-O: They - There's a very... Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: in business, like don't write that shit for free then.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
Steve-O: The thing is, they the SCP website, they're under Creative Commons. ah attribution share alike.
IGOTTADUMP: Yes!
Steve-O: Like, license. Which means just, like...
IGOTTADUMP: That's the whole point of it.
Steve-O: Yeah, you just have to basically just be like. Hey, brought to you by the SCP Foundation.
IGOTTADUMP: That's all you need to do. But apparently... There's some other. Fucking legal loophole they're trying to press. And I don't get it personally, but...
IGOTTADUMP: I don't care. I mean, I haven't watched a VHS movie in who knows. How long?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I will say...
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: This might... make me want to.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I... I think I keep accidentally watching the same VHS movie.
IGOTTADUMP: but
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Like I think I've seen the.
Steve-O: You keep watching the first one I bet.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: may The first or second one with the vampire lady and the... In the hotel room?
Steve-O: Oh, that's Campfire Tales.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, shit.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah You want some catfire, Dove?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Shit.
Steve-O: The dogs can lick too. I mean, people can lick too, not dogs can lick too.
IGOTTADUMP: Dog?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I don't know, man.
IGOTTADUMP: I'd like to.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I just i just feel like I've... i've Every time it's on, I sit down to watch it.
IGOTTADUMP: That was... Actually correct.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And it's the same fucking one. And I'm like.
IGOTTADUMP: I am not scared. Dogs can lick.
Steve-O: Dogs can lick.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, that's actually quite normal for dogs.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: what What the fuck are we even talking about man?
IGOTTADUMP: I don't know. Steve said that was scary to him as a kid.
Steve-O: Campfire Tales.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Speaking of Campfire Tales.
IGOTTADUMP: He's like, I don't like what dogs lick.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: SCP. It's a website where you can download free things. And that is, hold on, I'm pretty sure that is it for the news.
igottadookie: damn
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Uh,
IGOTTADUMP: Why we?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: i didn't yeah yeah pretty much i didn't really get to talk about onimusha but man that game's fuck Good.
IGOTTADUMP: Did we forget a movie?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I saw onslaught. It was okay.
IGOTTADUMP: oh Like a trailer
Steve-O: I saw the wild robot. And the bad guys one and two.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Ooh, what you think of the wild robot?
Steve-O: oh dude i cried that's a beautiful movie
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That's a great movie, right
Steve-O: Yeah, you keep in mind. So after we got done watching a bunch of bullshit 2000 CG movies. My girlfriend.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: He said.
Steve-O: my girlfriend went to me and she went.
igottadookie: You're like. We need the keynote.
Steve-O: dude i'm so sick of these shitty movies can we watch a good one i was like yes we can watch it we'll watch a modern day good one and we watched the wild robot and we're like wow
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: They actually learned how to start writing these.
IGOTTADUMP: Wait that that came out, you know ah Wild Robot made so much money when it came out. but it was only because people bought tickets to it to see Terrifier 3.
igottadookie: wow
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh wow.
IGOTTADUMP: Yes.
Steve-O: You know what? I'll be honest I think there might be a little Arthur Clown in there.
IGOTTADUMP: In Wild Robot?
Steve-O: Yeah, if you're looking hard enough.
IGOTTADUMP: He shows up once, makes cute little face.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Wait, Steve, can you can you make the the next decision? Can you make ah the decision to watch Hoppers next?
Steve-O: Oh, we've already watched Hoppers.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, okay.
Steve-O: fantastic I love that movie.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Right?
IGOTTADUMP: You guys should round it all out.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: that's
Steve-O: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That's a crazy movie, right?
IGOTTADUMP: Good.
Steve-O: That is the crazy movie.
igottadookie: Is it Mary?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That movie's insane.
Steve-O: I would say hoppers is a Mary. I would say wild robots are married to.
igottadookie: Wow.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, Wild Robot's great.
IGOTTADUMP: This might be a bold statement.
igottadookie: What about the bad guys?
IGOTTADUMP: right
Steve-O: Bad guys is a fuck. It's a light fuck.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh wait, did you up update your tier list?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: is there Is one or two better?
Steve-O: Uh. I think... I think I like. two more than one.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Whoa.
Steve-O: And it's just because two kind of. went out there.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's a Finding Dory situation.
Steve-O: Chris what was your question? I'm sorry.
IGOTTADUMP: Did you update your tier list?
Steve-O: ah Not with these because they don't count. we were We're taking a break because unfortunately we needed a break from the two thousand the mid movies.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You need a break from shitty fucking movies?
Steve-O: Yeah, we're just we're running out of good ones.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Were the mid -2000 animated movies that bad?
Steve-O: Well, like...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Well the bad ones, yeah but
Steve-O: the The good ones are good. But we've watched all the good ones. So now it's just we're getting down to the dregs, Chris.
IGOTTADUMP: Wait, so it...
Steve-O: We tried to watch ah the 2006 movie The Wild, which is basically a knockoff of Madagascar. We only got 15 minutes in before we turned it off.
IGOTTADUMP: Do you think there's less bad animated movies coming out every year?
Steve-O: I think in modern day, yes. Modern.
IGOTTADUMP: Like there's just less.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Probably because they're so goddamn expensive.
IGOTTADUMP: there's this There's less movies coming out in general.
Steve-O: i would I wouldn't say less.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: All right.
Steve-O: I would say there's more animated, like CG animated movies coming out. But... Pound for pound, most of them are pretty good. I would say DreamWorks has really improved as a studio.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, they've gotten much better.
Steve-O: ah Sony animation is like. the goat. Um, Pixar, Disney animation's good. um The only one that sucks is ah the one that. Does the Mario movie.
Steve-O: What's the illumination?
IGOTTADUMP: illumination
Lemme Get an E-A-G: illumination.
Steve-O: Yeah, they're not great.
IGOTTADUMP: They're like the... the
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, Steve, man, there's so many Minions movies that you got to watch.
IGOTTADUMP: Have a knockoff.
Steve-O: I know, dude. Oh my God, you're not wrong.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And grew.
Steve-O: Despicable me.
IGOTTADUMP: Yes, yeah that's the problem, I think. Most of the bad animated movies that come out are sequels. nowadays.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I mean that's fair.
Steve-O: Yeah, and squeakles.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That's right. Oh man, you got so many angry birds to watch.
IGOTTADUMP: Did you see an emoji movie yet? And even...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: Okay.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, did you see did you see emoji movie?
Steve-O: No, not yet
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Not yet.
Steve-O: Now you're...
IGOTTADUMP: You know there's another one coming out soon.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: i kind of like the idea instead of like her being like hey can we take and you're like No. Dude, we're just getting started. Are you fucking new here?
Steve-O: We have a task.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: I am dedicated to the cause. Now sit down and watch Minions 3.
IGOTTADUMP: Might need to do a Golanian chill and like do my own. tier lists and we can argue for like four hours.
Steve-O: Chris. Chris, I'm going to sit you down a Clockwork Orange style. and force you. to watch. ah hoodwinked.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh. Oh, it's that?
Steve-O: Oh, dude, it's a PlayStation 2 visual game.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm going to do that.
Steve-O: It came out the same year as... fucking Madagascar.
IGOTTADUMP: See, i gotta I might have to... It's a spooky season.
Steve-O: It's spooky season.
IGOTTADUMP: And you're gonna fight.
Steve-O: I mean, we we we could do.
IGOTTADUMP: You got to play there.
Steve-O: Is we haven't done our. ah March badness. we We missed it this March. Maybe we maybe we make it.
IGOTTADUMP: That's true.
Steve-O: a Schlocktober.
IGOTTADUMP: <unk> You want to do a Schlocktober tournament?
Steve-O: Fest. Schlocktoberfest. And we we make it. ah
IGOTTADUMP: Horror -based?
Steve-O: Yeah. Horror based.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh man.
Steve-O: Crappy movies.
IGOTTADUMP: Jesus. I'm... I am i amm totally down with that. If you guys want to throw them. Or i could I could come up. With. A group of, no, that wouldn't work.
Steve-O: but A group of movies to punish you guys for being fucking assholes last year.
IGOTTADUMP: work done
Steve-O: we'll come We'll come to you, Chris.
IGOTTADUMP: Well, you know, actually, hold on.
Steve-O: We'll come to you with one movie, Chris, okay?
IGOTTADUMP: if What if I give you all two movies?
Steve-O: And...
IGOTTADUMP: I watched them all.
Steve-O: oh Okay, we we we give you we give you we give you one movie apiece.
IGOTTADUMP: But I gave you two.
Steve-O: And Chris. You. Give everyone who loses. a movie assignment.
IGOTTADUMP: they lose They have to watch it.
Steve-O: If they lose.
Steve-O: Yeah, whoever wins, they get a hall pass. They don't got to watch the the shit you assign to them.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, that's wonderful. So there's penalties.
Steve-O: Yeah, there's ah there's a reason to want to win.
IGOTTADUMP: You guys gotta watch. I gotta sit you down and watch. Yeah, I have to watch you watch.
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: them That's the end. If that's the case.
Steve-O: It would be like ah that.
IGOTTADUMP: I don't trust you fucks.
Steve-O: That Nathan Fielder thing. Steve, did you watch the movie? Of course I did, Chris.
IGOTTADUMP: Bye.
Steve-O: Why would I lie to you?
IGOTTADUMP: Yes!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: ah
IGOTTADUMP: Stare you in the face.
Steve-O: I have no reason to lie to you.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: you Are you being for real right now?
Steve-O: Okay.
IGOTTADUMP: and always for real.
Steve-O: all right everybody we're gonna call it here thank you all so much for being here and we will be back Next week. We will be back next week.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, next week, definitely.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Thought you fucking it froze for a sec
Steve-O: I froze because the week after that.
IGOTTADUMP: never No, no. Yes.
Steve-O: Probably won't be coming back.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, that is true.
Steve-O: Dev is probably going to be.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Wait, what's the week after?
Steve-O: locked on the roof of a hotel.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, you're going to be on the roof of a hotel.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: oh that's right that's right
IGOTTADUMP: You're going to be sleeping on a mattress on the roof of the hotel.
Steve-O: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: that we're on.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'm gonna have a lot of sunburn
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, dude. And we're going to be like, we're going to be having a good crazy time while you're. On a roof.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It'll be great.
igottadookie: Wait, what are we talking about?
IGOTTADUMP: Is that the point of that?
igottadookie: Sorry. I was away.
IGOTTADUMP: the plot of the hangover
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, yeah.
igottadookie: Oh yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: So. So.
IGOTTADUMP: Devin's gonna be on a roof on a mattress.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, you guys are gonna abandon me
IGOTTADUMP: And we're going to have an adventure.
Steve-O: Hey guys! It's Mike Tyson.
IGOTTADUMP: hu And I get punched right in the mouth.
Steve-O: Man, fuck Chris Galani.
IGOTTADUMP: I didn't anything. but Mike Tyson.
igottadookie: and
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: For no reason. He just knocked me out.
Steve-O: Ha ha.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: ah You know what? Well, Chris was like, oh, man. I want somebody on that Jake Paul fight. And then he knocked you out.
Steve-O: No, he doesn't.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
igottadookie: ah ah
Steve-O: Hmm.
IGOTTADUMP: I didn't wear any money.
Steve-O: yeah Alright, everybody.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I didn't win any money.
IGOTTADUMP: He just hit me. You just hit me.
Steve-O: My money, my money, bruv.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Bye.
