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Lemme Get an E-A-G: Hello, you are listening to the all new Anti -Fanboy Podcast for the week of September 21st, 2026. Hi, how are you?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'm doing. Okay. I'm doing all right. It's not great, not bad. just I'm existing in this world, man, with me, fellow space traveler on Earth, Chris Galante.
IGOTTADUMP: I feel... great that Devin doesn't feel great.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Fellow. Mood man himself, Steve Oteri.
Steve-O: I gotta make sure that the mood is just right. And today's mood. It's, ah I would say, sort of like a malaise.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: m
IGOTTADUMP: maates I love that.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: and the man who just brings it
IGOTTADUMP: Sounds like something you can eat. Sorry.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Malaise?
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, fair enough, but also the man that just brings it all down by just giving us this hot video game movie takes john suarez
IGOTTADUMP: oh
igottadookie: Kill.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Kill.
igottadookie: Kill it all.
IGOTTADUMP: Everything?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: Kill everything.
IGOTTADUMP: Wait, yeah everything from now on that you're going to play and watch is straight up kills?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Kill everything.
igottadookie: Yes. Yep.
IGOTTADUMP: Damn, Dev. Damn, John.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You know, I was.
IGOTTADUMP: Come on.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: something this had come up this had come up to me uh,
IGOTTADUMP: That's it.
IGOTTADUMP: Dune's coming out.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: and No, listen.
IGOTTADUMP: Is that a kill?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I mean, who knows?
IGOTTADUMP: John? Is that a kill, dude?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's a...
igottadookie: Depends. is it it Is it a masterpiece or is it?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: The trash.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, is that where you just go a binary at this point at this point in the year?
igottadookie: Okay.
igottadookie: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. Yeah. Call that the Marvel syndrome, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: Masterpiece of trash.
IGOTTADUMP: mark Marvel Syndrome.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Best movie ever. Worst movie ever. um No, no, but I was, this question was posed. ah Like. on this podcast i was listening to and they were basically like is Are video game fans now they were speaking directly about Resident Evil fans, but they were like, are video game fans the worst fan base now?
igottadookie: Wolverine. Oh.
igottadookie: Wait, why? Alright, can you explain to me what the issue is with the Resident Evil stuff?
IGOTTADUMP: Oh no.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Um, Everybody was mad at the director. John, you included like two weeks ago. um Because. of things.
igottadookie: Because he's a fraud. because he fraud he got He exposed himself.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Because he may have been a fraud.
IGOTTADUMP: Hehehehehehe.
igottadookie: He's a fraud.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: He may not have been a fraud.
igottadookie: And i'm not I'm not saying he's a fraud, like, bad director, but like he's an amazing director.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: it's
IGOTTADUMP: Hehehehe.
igottadookie: he's He's great, but...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Listen.
igottadookie: you can't You can't do that, dude.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Listen. Well, so they were like so basically
igottadookie: Especially with Resident Evil. like the the The fans are...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Ah. all Alright.
igottadookie: so They're so fanatical about. The franchise, it's like.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Well, I mean, it's I think it's really because you know hurt people hurt people, right? Who has been hurt more than...
igottadookie: And we're like, yeah, we're like, yeah, we're like, ah they're like Philadelphia fans, you know, like they haven't, you know, they.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: They get disappointed. Every movie that comes out is a huge disappointment.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Right. But then it kind of turned into like video game fans as a whole, right? Because it's like. Who's historically really like Star Wars fans, right? they might They might be like the historical goat, right?
igottadookie: Well those guys are just stupid.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: They might be like the Babe Ruth of it all.
igottadookie: They're just stupid. Star Wars fans are just stupid.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: comic book fans i think were really bad up until i guess maybe the last decade
igottadookie: people.
IGOTTADUMP: They got everything. everything they wanted.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, they kind of got everything.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And then they stopped being so precious about literally everything outside of like really extreme things.
igottadookie: But that's all you got to do is do it right. You know?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I mean, right. But but and then like. Again, like the subsect Resident Evil fans. Man, talk about... Everybody just being burned in general.
igottadookie: Here you know I'll use this I'll use the same I'll... use an analogy and use the same idea where when you're defending Philadelphia fans in specific but fans that boo their teams
IGOTTADUMP: he
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Okay.
igottadookie: would you rather Would you rather have a fan base that doesn't care?
IGOTTADUMP: if Okay. it
igottadookie: give a fuck at all or would you rather would you rather have a fan base that actually cares about it
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, dude. For real. You want passion. You want passion.
Steve-O: You want 1 ,000 people? cheering and and going nuts or 20 ,000 people saying nothing.
igottadookie: Peace out.
IGOTTADUMP: mm -hmm
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Do you want people...
igottadookie: Cuz I'll tell you this, I'll tell you this much I'll tell you this much. like the fucking the video game sales of resident evil are not suffering. right so they're not suffering there
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Mm -hmm
igottadookie: Bye. And like. You want to keep it that way. Right. Like. allowed the fans to be fanatical about the franchise and the the way it's adapted because, you know.
IGOTTADUMP: Well, I
igottadookie: It keeps it keeps them engaged
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, but... The problem is, is they were fanatical over a movie um that.
IGOTTADUMP: Let's be real. Let's be real though. Let's... Let's.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Didn't dess deserve it.
IGOTTADUMP: Let's be transparent. It doesn't matter. Because this movie made, what, 100? eight million already or something it's like that that question of whether or not their a fan base is a piece of shit it has it doesn't it's moot
igottadookie: Yeah, it's fine. Yeah. No, and it's like critically...
Steve-O: It's the only fresh Resident Evil film.
igottadookie: It's critically acclaimed.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: no no but but i mean like are the are the resident evil fans still mad
Steve-O: Oh yes!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Because I think they are.
Steve-O: Yes.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, yeah, well, sure, but like it doesn't matter.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: which thought Which means, oh, so you're you're the worst.
igottadookie: Well, and then no, no, no.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: like
IGOTTADUMP: Like...
igottadookie: You can't group them because there there are plenty of Resident Evil fans that... Still enjoyed the game. movie and made the right compar rate rate made the right comparisons and made the right criticisms about the movie.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, right here.
igottadookie: Not saying it was perfect, but also saying that like it captured the vibe of... I mean, look, we can just talk about the movie now. Might as well, right? capture the vibe of
IGOTTADUMP: Oh. keep Keep it a little little spoiler spoiler tight.
igottadookie: of the game
Steve-O: The perfect, it's the perfect site.
IGOTTADUMP: for for Steve.
igottadookie: Oh, yeah others other zombies spoiler
Steve-O: WHAT THE F - What the hell?
IGOTTADUMP: Hehehehehehehehehehe
igottadookie: What? Yeah, but
Steve-O: DAMN IT!
IGOTTADUMP: Well, here's here's the...
igottadookie: As an addendum all these zombies though, I don't know
IGOTTADUMP: here's ahem here's here's Here's the... the the the
igottadookie: Are they just what Zach? Kreger wants.
IGOTTADUMP: What the movie executed.
igottadookie: to put in a movie.
IGOTTADUMP: And it's very simple, and I thought about it for a while. And ah and I put it in the Resident Evil subreddit. This movie is... it The experience of playing.
igottadookie: How many upvotes you get?
IGOTTADUMP: this movie is an experience of playing a resident evil game it is not an adaptation. of a Resident Evil plot.
igottadookie: Yeah, I kind of looked at it as like watching somebody play the game
IGOTTADUMP: Yes!
igottadookie: You know, like.
IGOTTADUMP: One million percent, yes.
igottadookie: And the main character is playing the game. Right.
IGOTTADUMP: Yes.
Steve-O: Okay, so it's like...
igottadookie: And.
Steve-O: the The main character is somebody who is like... who would be playing the game in the game.
IGOTTADUMP: Exactly.
igottadookie: Right.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Yes, it is us.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah
Steve-O: Okay.
igottadookie: And ah and.
IGOTTADUMP: When we play it and we're like, what the? Fuck.
igottadookie: And whether whether you think this is...
IGOTTADUMP: Shit.
igottadookie: Correct. or whether you think this is safe or soft. or whatever. Like. craiger does the strategic thing and he doesn't try to adapt the The game.
IGOTTADUMP: Exactly.
igottadookie: Right? he's not He's not adapting a story from the game because... To be honest, like. I'm going to agree with him here because they've tried doing it. several times.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. Multiple times.
igottadookie: and fail.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Heh.
igottadookie: completely because, I mean, we've we've had...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: And then...
igottadookie: we've had this discussion before it does it doesn't really translate to be a good movie like And it's that it's not about that.
IGOTTADUMP: Imperfect. Exactly.
igottadookie: It's not about that
IGOTTADUMP: We've talked to talked to death about this.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, but even even going even going off brand.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It still didn't work, right? That Netflix show is...
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, right?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: dog shit. ah those Those, you know, the Resident Evil Alice. movies or All pretty bad. Generally, right? The first one gets them.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's a lot of leeway because it's, you know. Not. the worst thing ever but now that we've raised the you know the bar a little bit it's still well under It's still a bad movie.
igottadookie: Right.
Steve-O: did the silent hill Did Return to Silent Hill come out this year?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, and apparently it's it's really, really bad.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. It's dog shitty.
Steve-O: Yeah, I hear it is is dog dirt.
IGOTTADUMP: Dog, dog, dog, dog.
igottadookie: Oh, they made ah they made Pyramid Head too sexy again?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: Is that what happened
IGOTTADUMP: That was never an issue, was it?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I mean, he did have a lot of abs, but no, I don't think that was like an issue.
igottadookie: He had fucking abs.
Steve-O: You know what?
IGOTTADUMP: I mean.
Steve-O: Let Pyramid Head do some crunches.
igottadookie: No, but again, like you would probably you'd probably like if Silent Hill was like. almost as big as resident evil is as a like ah with a fan base as as big and as passionate as something as you know insanely popular as Resident Evil, then...
igottadookie: You'd probably be. like you probably hear more about like you didn't even know the fucking movie came out You know?
Steve-O: Right.
igottadookie: But, like, there's so many eyes on on the Resident Evil movie because, yeah, like, it got hype. This fucking... insanely acclaimed director. Like. did it. He did his own story.
Steve-O: Mm.
igottadookie: you know. Um, coming off like probably one of the best movies the last like 10 years i would say weapons is like you know. one one of the best movies, I think.
igottadookie: to come out. last five, 10 years or so. And he's doing Resident Evil. Like that's wild. Um...
IGOTTADUMP: I think he what he really nailed. in this is a he he very the The movie's very gamified. Um, and how it's set up. Like, it's... it's There's there's improvement as the character progresses through the story and he also gets locked in like you would in a Resident Evil game in certain areas at certain times.
igottadookie: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: and he has to there's
igottadookie: Or is blowing heads off. by accident right because that because that happens in the in a game
IGOTTADUMP: Right. Right. And and and every every area has a different mike thing.
igottadookie: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: That's like awful.
igottadookie: Right.
IGOTTADUMP: End.
igottadookie: if it's like opening he did he captured the vibe perfectly like if it's opening opening the door or like looking down that like a long dark
IGOTTADUMP: you know?
IGOTTADUMP: Exactly. It's... it's
igottadookie: like sow sewer system you're just like it's like you're going through it in In the movie, you're watching it, and, like, you get the same feeling, like, in the game. Like, oh, fuck. Like, you know something fucking... insane is going to happen soon.
igottadookie: ah And like. Reloading the Devin. It's just all reloading the reloading the gun like.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Sorry.
igottadookie: you know, having issues with that, being shaky. um you know Trying.
IGOTTADUMP: It's definitely...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: We're just. We're like trying to shoot locks, you know?
igottadookie: Trying things out. Yeah, trying shitty things out.
IGOTTADUMP: the the The main character...
igottadookie: because you think it might work and it doesn't work. yeah know
IGOTTADUMP: Is a is a very much a is us is is is the audience.
igottadookie: I would say, yeah, I would say he's like.
IGOTTADUMP: You know?
igottadookie: Me what I've played Resident Evil 2 for the first time ever.
IGOTTADUMP: Exactly.
Steve-O: m
igottadookie: And that's an awesome vibe to capture.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
igottadookie: You know, like.
IGOTTADUMP: Like think about that.
igottadookie: that's it
IGOTTADUMP: There's one in thing in particular
Steve-O: yeah i haven't seen it yet guys so so they're being nice and not spoiling it but uh
IGOTTADUMP: Thank you, Beth. Keep it. Keeping it, keeping it. under wraps.
Steve-O: i think I think that's the thing that to kind of tie this back to what Devin was saying at the beginning, what a lot of the um modern Resident Evil. uh fan base is kind of having a hard time with where you know People love the Resident Evil characters. They love Leon, Chris, Jill, Claire, all those characters. and The thing is...
Steve-O: It's really hit or miss when they are put into movies. And so the idea of being like, hey, you know what? Here is here is a new character who is in the world of Resident Evil.
Steve-O: but like I'm not going to like bastardize. your favorite characters.
IGOTTADUMP: Exactly.
Steve-O: So I think that's a ah good way to do it
igottadookie: i mean um And I'm not going to lie, like... We got this survival horror Resident Evil movie. It'll be interesting if they, I mean, they probably will do another one because of money. It'll be interesting to see if...
igottadookie: somebody tried to capture like like an action ah horror An action horror type. of movie. with this same style i guess of a movie
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, sure.
Steve-O: Mm.
igottadookie: Like, I would be interested in that.
IGOTTADUMP: I don't... I really honestly don't. Doubt there being a sequel to. like i i
igottadookie: It's Crager probably isn't doing it but
IGOTTADUMP: No, he's got an idea for for a sequel that he said if it's if they want me to come back I have another
igottadookie: How it goes?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: they're gonna have to pay me to deal with all this fucking marketing bullshit again but
IGOTTADUMP: Another thing.
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Okay.
Steve-O: so
IGOTTADUMP: He, he, he.
igottadookie: Oh, I don't know. Maybe he should take ah maybe he should take a he should take a standardized test.
IGOTTADUMP: he's down. and He's down to do it again.
igottadookie: Resident Evil fandom.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
igottadookie: and C.
Steve-O: ah
igottadookie: And you know what? Maybe it's – I mean because the issue with – The issue with that is like, I mean, I think the Halo stuff is way worse. The fact that those guys never that those guys never never played the games and didn't care to.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh my God. S. I think the Witcher shit is bad, like but those are novels, so that's kind of like even even worse.
igottadookie: I mean, the God of War thing is still kind of like.
IGOTTADUMP: you know well I can go either way, babe.
igottadookie: I can go either way. and
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: Who's the guy directing Elden Ring?
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, the guy who made... a
Steve-O: Jacksepticeye?
IGOTTADUMP: Work. Warfare Warfare We did.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah
igottadookie: No. No.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, Alex Garland.
igottadookie: Alex Garland, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Alex Garland.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No.
igottadookie: So like from what I've seen with him and the... And what what he's saying about the games is like, he's not. He's not hardcore. He's not talking about fucking, like, bleed builds and shit.
igottadookie: Like, and then pretending to.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
igottadookie: He's like, yeah, like, I... Love the game. like It's fun. I i play it. fucking casual way. and I'm cool with it And. That's it.
igottadookie: A great way to go about it. Not being like.
IGOTTADUMP: I think so too.
igottadookie: i don't 5 ,000 hours at the Resident Evil 4 remake and then not knowing that there's a chainsaw guy in the fucking...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Well... without Without going into it, though, John, does your opinion of him being a real fan change after seeing the movie?
igottadookie: in the game.
IGOTTADUMP: i don't know I, to be honest.
igottadookie: ah
IGOTTADUMP: Like if he's a real fan.
igottadookie: I still don't think...
IGOTTADUMP: And he doesn't want to tarnish.
igottadookie: Now...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You see.
IGOTTADUMP: Pun intended. No pun intended. He doesn't want to.
igottadookie: Are you talking about Elden Ring or Resident Evil, Devin?
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I'm talking about Elden Ring.
igottadookie: What about you Devin?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I was talking about Resident Evil
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, resin, you won't.
igottadookie: Yeah, I guess, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, resin.
igottadookie: the
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, because I've been
igottadookie: To answer that question, it's like... I feel like...
igottadookie: Without spoiling anything
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: Um... The movie, the elements of the movie. come from A casual lens and I'm not saying that's bad.
igottadookie: Because it's perfect it's kind of perfect because...
IGOTTADUMP: it's kind of purposeful too.
igottadookie: You get. It's perfect and purposeful because, like...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's high level.
igottadookie: it's It's high level and it's and it's it's ah it's good for the game because like that or for the movie because that's how they should be trying to adapt. the game they shouldn't be trying to adapt focused storylines and focused characters that are established in the game.
igottadookie: to the point where like Because the worst thing that could happen is he adapts Resident Evil 1. Resident Evil Director's Code or whatever and you know Spells the name wrong.
IGOTTADUMP: I think when he's...
Steve-O: Yes, Carlos.
igottadookie: Or something. many Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: I...
igottadookie: yeah
Steve-O: Olivera.
IGOTTADUMP: I think... the the whole idea of the movie is is to inspire you to feel the same way you feel when you play.
igottadookie: At the very least.
igottadookie: Yeah, and that's and that's great.
IGOTTADUMP: It resonates with me.
igottadookie: And i'm glad I'm glad he went. this route. and not. you know Because, again, like it makes it. kind of fresh for somebody who knows a lot about Resident Evil already. And also...
igottadookie: Like it kind of. You know, it it's a good way to. to Tap into the nostalgia factor without stepping on any toes And.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. Yep.
igottadookie: Like, I think that's a good... way of going about it.
IGOTTADUMP: maybe maybe a bit Maybe a bit too safe. Maybe also... I think trying hard to be. like a movie sometimes. And there's some things, some plot lines that I'm not too sure about.
IGOTTADUMP: That fit. Do well. But outside of that... Like this is...
igottadookie: yeah that and like you know you could we can sit here and
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
igottadookie: you know i could i'm not gonna say it's a bad movie because it it fits the um It fits the... Like the horror element of of the of what the... the movie is doing but like you can you know you can make the argument that you know, the... um The designs of.
IGOTTADUMP: Hmm.
igottadookie: the ghoul The ghouls in the movie aren't necessarily like one -to -one. True. Right.
IGOTTADUMP: That is true. I kind of like though. I like the creature designs of this I do.
igottadookie: No, no.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I really, yeah, I was a big fan.
IGOTTADUMP: Like, I...
igottadookie: Yeah, I mean Those are, I mean. again, like
igottadookie: The troll of me would would be like, Ah, shit. Fucking Zach Kreger. made a fucking last of us movie and Like. Resident Evil. And the Resident Evil movie owners.
igottadookie: just bought it and slapped resident evil on it instead and that would have made sense too you know like that troll me would say that but
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: i I will say, I think I will put this in the...
igottadookie: you know.
IGOTTADUMP: uh the good sit category.
Steve-O: Okay.
IGOTTADUMP: That's where I'm putting this. I think As a whole. I think it is the weakest of his movies too. Like, I... I would much, I'd much rather, I liked Barbarian and Weapons more.
IGOTTADUMP: then and that's
igottadookie: Here's my question. Here's my question you Chris
IGOTTADUMP: um Yes.
igottadookie: If this wasn't a Resident Evil product. How would you rate the movie?
IGOTTADUMP: I think the same way. i think the same way i i think it is uh very much it's it's just just a simple movie it's not
igottadookie: Same way? Okay.
IGOTTADUMP: overly complicated. There is... Some budget constraints, I can already kind of see that in the film. I think he was pretty clever in a lot of ways to cover that up.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah well what was it it was like 60 million
IGOTTADUMP: Um, That seems like a lot, but it's not, you know.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: something like that
igottadookie: Interesting how much how well
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, no, but I'm saying I'm saying like the budget for this I think was like that's
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
igottadookie: That's pretty low that's pretty low how much
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That's really low dude.
IGOTTADUMP: Cue you up. It's pretty low, and it shows.
igottadookie: Yeah, that's like... Yeah, that's like, uh...
IGOTTADUMP: It's there.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's like four Godzillas.
igottadookie: if my math if Yeah, if my math is correct, Steve, that's... That's six Godzilla minus ones together.
IGOTTADUMP: But that being said, everything looked cool.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: Okay.
igottadookie: compounded on top of each other.
IGOTTADUMP: Everything was was cool. It's not necessarily like, I wouldn't say the creature design, CGI, practical effects.
igottadookie: No, no, I don't have any issues with that.
IGOTTADUMP: It's it's the scale and the scope. of the movie is very constrained.
igottadookie: I really like the...
IGOTTADUMP: But I like that. I think it works.
igottadookie: I really liked him.
IGOTTADUMP: It makes it work.
igottadookie: the premise. I really like the... premise of it too because it kind of modernizes Resident Evil a little bit. too. Um,
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: like the premise of him being like a you know medical parts. Transplant. Fucking transport guy like I think that's pretty interesting
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, I will I will say it was fun, so I sat next to John. And there was a moment where it felt like.
igottadookie: Dude, you jumped a couple times and I caught you.
IGOTTADUMP: I jumped a few times.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I did.
igottadookie: I didn't jump.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah yeah
igottadookie: I didn't jump.
IGOTTADUMP: They were...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, you didn't jump? Bullshit.
igottadookie: I just looked at you and I was like, yo.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: We all jumped at that one thing.
Steve-O: Y 'all are so brave.
igottadookie: I saw that Devin.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh.
Steve-O: So brave.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: I jumped like a motherfucker.
Steve-O: Nobody jumped.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Um,
Steve-O: yeah
igottadookie: But every time ah every time we saw... steve every time we saw something like a fucking first aid spray or a fucking herb I would just point at it.
Steve-O: Yeah
igottadookie: I'd be like, no, that is.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: He's like, I remember that.
Steve-O: Hey, hey!
igottadookie: There it is!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah there there was a moment where it's like every fucking two minutes john's like
IGOTTADUMP: a
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. Yeah.
igottadookie: There it is. Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, here it is.
igottadookie: Okay. Respect.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: ah So, yeah.
Steve-O: that' That's the blue herb.
igottadookie: He could have you he couldve used that right now.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Um,
igottadookie: But he doesn't know he doesn't know because he does he's never played Resident Evil before.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, I i Yeah. Man, I sure wish you use that spray he would have been fine dude
igottadookie: I wish he really, he Robitussin'd his severed hand.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: um
Steve-O: Just constantly.
igottadookie: Oh wait, that's a different game.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I think I agree.
igottadookie: But it's ah it's the same vibe. You know what? Here's my comparison.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: okay
igottadookie: it's the same vibe as Resident Evil 7? where it's like oh this is kind of out of the norm But like it captures. The. the vibe that.
igottadookie: a seasoned Resident Evil. fan wouldn't be would not be used to Up but to that.
Steve-O: Right.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah i mean yeah it definitely doesn't give me like the same vibes in the sense of like setting like I don't get like a...
igottadookie: until that point. and i
Lemme Get an E-A-G: texas king well
igottadookie: No, but I'm just talking about but like I'm talking about like just uh feelings like
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: And the fact that. The movies have been fucking dog shit. Like since the beginning of making their movies.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: and this is kind of like a breath of fresh air, and I don't know if that works.
Steve-O: oh
igottadookie: for against crager the fact that the bar was so fucking low to begin with but like
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, it works totally for him.
Steve-O: but
IGOTTADUMP: one One million percent works for him.
igottadookie: Or is he being carried?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, yeah cause because it also, like...
igottadookie: Is he being carried is my question.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. Yeah, well, yeah, yes.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I don't know because like, cause it also like made the trolls like, or the.
IGOTTADUMP: Yes.
igottadookie: Okay.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: the fans or the hardcore fans like even harder to take seriously because it's like oh so you think the good ones are like
igottadookie: No, but No, but what no but the way
Lemme Get an E-A-G: the cg Capcom ones like oh
igottadookie: No, but the way the way that aspect of it like that meta aspect of of the fandom it's It applies to their games too. It's the same thing.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, they are.
igottadookie: people always find something wrong with
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, well.
igottadookie: Resident Evil Requiem.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Like I said.
igottadookie: You know what's crazy to me?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I think the gaming the gaming fan base is the worst fan base.
igottadookie: Maybe it's just video game fans in general But I mean, like...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: i think
IGOTTADUMP: Hehehehe. Yeah. guess we come back around full circle here.
igottadookie: ah They're fucking they're
IGOTTADUMP: They are terrible.
igottadookie: People are like. The Wolverine fucking... ah
IGOTTADUMP: oh
igottadookie: defenders are coming out and being like, oh, well, there's a motorcycle park.
IGOTTADUMP: He he he he he he.
igottadookie: In resi requiem.
Steve-O: Yeah, I saw that.
igottadookie: And nobody had a problem with Capcom does it but when a Sony IP does it everybody has a problem with it
IGOTTADUMP: I think it's just...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I mean, no one no one had a problem when Spider -Man 2 had unfailable cut scenes, you know?
igottadookie: Yeah, was it really was it
IGOTTADUMP: Contrarian point of views are are now the only thing that matters.
igottadookie: all right here's my other question devin
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: Was insomniac just carried by the Spider -Man IP.
Steve-O: What? In Spider -Man 2, you at least had to hit the button.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: ah
IGOTTADUMP: different Yeah, you have to hit buttons you after
Steve-O: It stopped the theme.
igottadookie: like Wolverine Like Wolverine you actually like, you know, you might have to try to make a good game this time
IGOTTADUMP: you have to play a video You have to play a video game with the Spider -Man games.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: The Wolverine one, it just goes, I'll press that for you there, King.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: You have to play a video game. Don't worry about it.
Steve-O: you're probably You probably need some pizza jerking off to the Wolverine movie you bought.
IGOTTADUMP: You're a little guy. Yeah.
Steve-O: I mean game you bought.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, it's... um Yeah, good set. I feel like.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'd agree.
IGOTTADUMP: Resident Evil, solid.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I think I'd call it a good sit.
IGOTTADUMP: Good set. ah But I do think third. Third. Crager movie. like for me. that is
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: where I would put it.
Steve-O: John, are you giving it a kill?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: I mean it's... It still feels like a... um It still feels Like a good, like a Craig or movie though, I guess.
IGOTTADUMP: it does
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It does, yeah.
igottadookie: I'm excited.
Steve-O: you
IGOTTADUMP: Of course.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Which is, which is.
igottadookie: So it's not like.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I don't say this is.
igottadookie: Which is kind of... I mean, it's refreshing to see that he wasn't just fucking fully consumed by getting it right. you know like he still made his own he still made it his own thing so
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: Hmm.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, I will say though, like... I think like The next k crager movie shouldn't follow the same structure. Like if it's like, oh, like this is like.
igottadookie: Are you saying he's formulaic?
IGOTTADUMP: Okay. Yeah, I agree
igottadookie: You're saying he's formulaic?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'm saying the pattern is established. And if the next one is the same thing, I will be disappointed and probably a little annoyed. i'm like oh
Steve-O: So you're saying no horror, no more horror from him.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, no, no. It can be horror, but like.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. Don't gamify it this time.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh. it can be hard but then it gets a little goofy and then it and then it has a crazy ending right it's like
igottadookie: You're saying he needs he needs an Eddington
igottadookie: You're saying he needs to make and his own version of of Eddington. You know?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'm just saying i would I wouldn't hate it if the next movie he does doesn't follow the same. structure.
IGOTTADUMP: I do think he is going to use this gamifying structure again.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You know?
IGOTTADUMP: I think he's going to set up levels And have.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I don't even mind.
IGOTTADUMP: upgrades.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: it's It's just more like, oh, if if the ending's like a completely batshit off the walls type of ending.
IGOTTADUMP: Like that's going to be in it.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: mixed with you know A horror comedy. I don't know. Like.
igottadookie: Yo, what if Alex Garland's Elden Ring is just...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'd like to see him do
IGOTTADUMP: So the tone would be different you want the tone to be
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: It's just the main character fucking...
Steve-O: Next movie is going to have a...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah now you know what's crazy is somebody compared they're like well how does craggers three movies compared to jordan peele's three movies and the craziest stat was All of Craig's movies have come out.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Since nope. And then people were like, what the fuck is he up to? because
IGOTTADUMP: He's producing movies.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I know but dude
igottadookie: Yeah, can you chill?
IGOTTADUMP: And not doing well.
igottadookie: Can you let the man live?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No. um
igottadookie: You know, maybe movie fans maybe maybe movie fans are the worst fandoms.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: he's producing movies that aren't making money
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, they're not doing well
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: Oh.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh man.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Nah, nah, nah, dude.
Steve-O: hang open Amen.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No way
igottadookie: Why this guy's not making food for me to eat?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No shot.
igottadookie: Fuck him.
IGOTTADUMP: More food!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm hungry!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'm just saying.
IGOTTADUMP: Food!
Steve-O: I need more food.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I note might be his, I think is his best movie.
igottadookie: He's too busy losing fucking. ah
igottadookie: He's too busy losing out on. on producing weapons.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: um Yeah, yeah, he's too busy firing a theme.
IGOTTADUMP: Nope, nope.
igottadookie: maybe maybe he hasn't yeah Maybe he hasn't recovered from that L.
IGOTTADUMP: Nope, Nope is certainly not his worst movie.
igottadookie: Still.
IGOTTADUMP: that is not true at all
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, yeah
IGOTTADUMP: It's us.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, Us is his worst one.
IGOTTADUMP: But nope is I like nope a lot more than people do I think Nope's great.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, I love no no might be my favorite of the three
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. And it was really good.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I think I need to like. I think Get Out needs a rewatch so I can be reminded how good it is.
Steve-O: Oh, Get Out's great. I watched that this year. It's fantastic.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, but...
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, that one's still a banger too.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: But nope, man. Kiki Palmer is so good in that.
IGOTTADUMP: I know. Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: and And so is what's his name?
IGOTTADUMP: And that.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: The the weird.
IGOTTADUMP: The eating scene is just the... day the digesting scene with Steven Jung Chung.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. and Nope. Nope.
IGOTTADUMP: This is yelling.
igottadookie: yeah
Lemme Get an E-A-G: He's fucking great, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: I don't know
igottadookie: That's great, yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: I just wish we didn't see it.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Um,
igottadookie: how we saw it the first time because it kind of saw
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I know.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I know, that was tough that was tough.
IGOTTADUMP: That was brutal.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It was like fun, but like. was not optimal.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: What are you going to do? Um, do We all saw lanterns, right? I saw lanterns.
Steve-O: We also... Episode 6 of Lanterns.
IGOTTADUMP: We all saw lanterns, baby.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Six of Lanterns. I'd say the most pedestrian of the episodes so far.
IGOTTADUMP: Well, John is John.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It was fine. It was fine. You know?
IGOTTADUMP: John is at his most pedestrian.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah
IGOTTADUMP: in in these episodes.
igottadookie: I mean, I
Steve-O: Literally.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: literally
igottadookie: No, I guess...
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
igottadookie: I guess i gotta I gotta fight you on that. thatvan because like this one is like
Lemme Get an E-A-G: but Okay.
igottadookie: It wasn't like action -packed with a bunch of... like exhausting, like. Events like this is like I think I thought this was a good pilot for like the rest of the season because we we need we need to tie up the loose ends and stuff
Steve-O: Yeah, this...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, but... i guess it it also like it's it's a little
Steve-O: but The last episode was the season finale.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Right. But also it's like. it's a little Annoying is probably way too strong of a word, but it's like a little disappointing that it's like it feels like ah another. first episode in the middle of the season.
igottadookie: yeah that feels i mean correct me if i'm wrong but that feels like a pedestrian way of watching. the TV show.
Steve-O: Whoa. woa
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Wait, washing it with my eye?
Steve-O: no Hey, no PVP.
igottadookie: I don't know. Call it out.
Steve-O: No pedestrian versus pedestrian here.
igottadookie: Go all out.
IGOTTADUMP: Guys.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Wait, am i using is ah am I using my eyes to watch it?
igottadookie: Call it a hot take.
IGOTTADUMP: We're all just people on the road trying to get to where we got to get.
Steve-O: I think there's another word for that, Chris.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh. driver.
Steve-O: Pedestrians.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, we're just pedestrians, baby.
igottadookie: Yeah, how do we how do we see how do we say that?
Steve-O: if
igottadookie: like Maybe the episode was just too big for little minds.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: oh i'm sorry no no guys my bad my bad it's the best episode ever again No, my bad.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You're right.
igottadookie: I mean, I felt like...
IGOTTADUMP: That's the best.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's better than 99 % of the other episodes that have ever come out on other shows.
IGOTTADUMP: You can eat poop on that one.
igottadookie: Oh, yeah. Here we go.
IGOTTADUMP: It's episode three.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Dude, it's a fine.
IGOTTADUMP: It's episode three.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's fine. Like this one didn't raise my.
IGOTTADUMP: Let's have a sip.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Heart level.
igottadookie: My heart level rose when when they said fucking Sinestro escaped.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Whatsoever. Good.
igottadookie: I was like, oh shit.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, that was That's wild.
igottadookie: it's it's over
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I don't know
IGOTTADUMP: Things about to get wild
igottadookie: It's over Yeah, we're about to go.
IGOTTADUMP: You see that promo pic with him covered in blood? I was like, well.
Steve-O: Oh yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: How good is that, man?
igottadookie: Yo, is that us is that atrocities blood he's covered in
Steve-O: That's... that's definitely some so some spoiler territory right there but oof I'm excited.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I know i got hit with it i got hit with it but
igottadookie: So my big my big takeaway from this is, oh, so they did forge a new ring.
IGOTTADUMP: Looks cool.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: For guy.
Steve-O: You know...
igottadookie: And... I feel like the ruling from lalin from Sexy Laura Linney's character. like the ruling where she's like Oh, like you just have to say the oath with Hal's ring and and it's yours. I think that's going to.
igottadookie: he's gonna end up doing that and like that ruling is gonna stand and he's just gonna be a
Steve-O: It's going to lock in.
IGOTTADUMP: Yep.
igottadookie: Yeah, and he's just going to be able to do it.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: It's like saying Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Well... So.
igottadookie: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: i Was I was a little confused by something and maybe it was something that there's more to it and I just didn't catch it but When Hal's talking to... ah John. in the diner and he's they're talking about guy and he's like oh they flew over like this thing and didn't he say something like oh like i guess nobody told him it didn't have to be a green bubble or something like that
Steve-O: Mhm.
Steve-O: he was He was making fun of Guy for how green he makes his constructs.
igottadookie: Yeah for having Yeah, for having for having pedestrian constructs, I assume.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, but like.
igottadookie: like
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Does that imply that... they all don't have to be green which then would imply that how
igottadookie: No, it's just his His is just more green.
Steve-O: His or heritages are like lime green.
igottadookie: Like his...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Okay.
Steve-O: He's like...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: All right.
igottadookie: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: All right. Cause I was like, Oh, are they saying the, like, is that the thing?
Steve-O: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Like this? How is a. Is a fucking construct. Cause like they don't have to be green.
igottadookie: i think that I think they're just saying that his shit is like...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, shit's just too green. Yeah, so I was looking too into it
igottadookie: It's just like, you know, he's too much Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: He's making fun of him. Make a phone He called him out.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. See I was trying to find something interesting about this episode.
IGOTTADUMP: Because he's a fucking gym teacher.
Steve-O: Wow.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That was the problem. Good.
igottadookie: Athletic director.
Steve-O: Wow.
igottadookie: Chris.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: athletic director thank you
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: um
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. i've
IGOTTADUMP: I enjoy... any dynamic between Hal and John. I love their relationship. I think it's really complex. So.
Steve-O: It's money every time it's on the screen.
IGOTTADUMP: It is. and that That scene in the diner was really just... gray. in every way she could afford.
Steve-O: Dude, he fucking smacked his nose off.
igottadookie: Yeah, yeah, he bitch he bitch slapped him he snuck his ass
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. Which, you know, Hal might have been alright. um
Lemme Get an E-A-G: and then he turned them in And then he turned him into a big. She's like, don't tell anybody.
Steve-O: No, no, no, don't tell nobody, don't tell nobody.
IGOTTADUMP: Hehehehe. Bye.
igottadookie: So next episode is going to be, we're getting Hal's origin story next episode, I heard.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: It did feel like set up for more.
Steve-O: ah That is rumored, but I did see a screenshot of... John on a boat for the next episode too.
igottadookie: Yeah, but no, but these are misleading because before we got John's origin episode. They were showing a bunch of promo material. And they were showing a bunch of Guy Gardner dialogue.
igottadookie: So I thought Guy Gardner was going to be in that episode, but he wasn't.
Steve-O: Mmm.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: you know, so
Steve-O: That's that's true
IGOTTADUMP: So are they setting up? Guy. or not guy, I'm sorry, John putting Sinestro back in jail. or sinestro is on the loose
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I think there's a free somebody did like a freeze frame where it looks like he like punches out Sinestro.
IGOTTADUMP: Okay.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Like on a ship.
igottadookie: Oh, shit.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And it's like, oh.
igottadookie: That bad guy. Yo, when's that bad guy gonna come and punch? Guy Gardner in the face. That's what I want to know.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. Well, hey, man, they they were talking about Gotham, right? Gotham got another.
igottadookie: I'm sorry. I think that i thought that was that's hilarious that Guy Gardner has his own fucking bat signal.
Steve-O: See?
igottadookie: I think.
Steve-O: Dude.
igottadookie: I think it's so funny.
Steve-O: When fucking John lit that up.
igottadookie: I love it
Steve-O: And then the fucking, the town... folks of rushville including um What is that, Billy?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: The ex -lawyer.
Steve-O: Dude, I gotta say, Billy has had his entire life fucked up by the Green Lanterns.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. Yeah.
igottadookie: Yeah.
Steve-O: This dude fucked his mom, taught his son how to play catch.
IGOTTADUMP: Dude, I gotta...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: I can't... but yeah I get the disdain.
igottadookie: And then and then his partner his partner fucked his wife.
IGOTTADUMP: I understand that the resentment.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Like... i
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, like, i I get it, man.
IGOTTADUMP: And then he gets beaten up by a Green Lantern without a ring.
Steve-O: Peanut butter!
IGOTTADUMP: Mind you.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah! Then he goes to have... dinner with his ex -wife. ah
igottadookie: That was for meatloaf.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: it yeah it does explain why that that thing was on for two seconds and then seven dudes pulled up there we go
Steve-O: ah
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Absolutely not.
Steve-O: That guy's going to fuck all our old women.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Like.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Fucking God.
igottadookie: The Bernadette. Having... A friendship with Hal is kind of weird to me. I'm interested in that. like that's like
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, I'd like... They'll probably expand on it because it does seem kind of like. half -baked but you know it's not like you know there's I have faith that there's more to it than just... that.
igottadookie: Yeah, they just she just calls him
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: We got Carol Ferris in this one.
IGOTTADUMP: um you know what that You know what I'm going to do?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm going to throw out a... Fuck you. to the population of rushville
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Ooh.
IGOTTADUMP: I think they're...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: They didn't.
IGOTTADUMP: The dumb bitches.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: The... Oh, you think they they had it coming?
IGOTTADUMP: and Yeah, yeah, they're dumb bitches, and...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Okay.
IGOTTADUMP: And I think they're they know he's a hero. He tried to help.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Ooh, yeah
IGOTTADUMP: And.
Steve-O: All right, Chris, hold on.
IGOTTADUMP: I think they're they're the the whole the whole idea is that they're misinterpreting everything and hating him for nothing.
Steve-O: it's You're right, but hold on. Let me try and sell you on something real quick. Okay, Chris.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: ah
IGOTTADUMP: Okay. What do you got?
Steve-O: Imagine... You're hanging out. And then suddenly. You never get sick. You never have to go to the hospital.
IGOTTADUMP: I get it I get it
Steve-O: Uh, Food.
igottadookie: Yeah
Steve-O: It tastes better. Things are great.
IGOTTADUMP: for You don't know why though. Right.
Steve-O: You don't know why, or maybe you do, and you're just...
IGOTTADUMP: Which is... Do you?
Steve-O: you mean Hey, maybe there's this real friendly person that's like, hey.
IGOTTADUMP: I don't know
Steve-O: Chris? But me me and you, just let's just don't mention me. And all will be good. All your food's going to taste amazing. You never get sick. And then...
Steve-O: Hal Jordan shows up.
IGOTTADUMP: But they were under. they were under the thumb of that weirdo
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I think George shares that.
IGOTTADUMP: rancher that was the king of the tinfoil hat community. Like, like... The town was was vile. There was a corruption. at its center and how Point it out.
IGOTTADUMP: And it caused a lot of chaos, but it's not there anymore.
Steve-O: It did.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Was that really vile, though?
IGOTTADUMP: I think Macon was. Yeah, I do.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: i don't know
igottadookie: What's your read on? um Noah. You think he's a Manhunter?
IGOTTADUMP: I don't know That one's interesting.
Steve-O: Well, right now. we Because we've been presented a new mystery in this very pedestrian episode. Um, where it is Who Killed Hal Jordan? And. This is very much, I think, akin to, and I think we mentioned this before, ah where, ah what's the the Woody Harrelson and... um What's that show called?
igottadookie: True detective.
Steve-O: the
Lemme Get an E-A-G: His stepdaughter?
Steve-O: True Detective.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah. No, a true detective. I think this is like true detective where like, you know, you got that, like. early part at the beginning of the season. And now we're in modern day. And we're trying to figure out like kind of like where this mystery continues. from all the effects of what happened previously.
Steve-O: So I think this is you know, this is just stuff that needed to be told in the previous episodes and now we're kind of In. the modern like But the time setting and we're just kind of going with it.
igottadookie: Yeah.
Steve-O: So.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I think we're... I don't know if we're done with flashbacks because I think we're still going to get a Hal Jordan origin.
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: episode where we're going to learn like about
igottadookie: Well, with there's only what? There's only two episodes left. right
IGOTTADUMP: But I don't know if we're going back to 2016. right like that's what are we in modern time now yeah it's that's over
Steve-O: I think that's done. Right.
IGOTTADUMP: I think that plot line is finished. So, yeah, that's this is good.
igottadookie: Oh man.
IGOTTADUMP: And and i I like. what they're setting up because you know devin is somewhat right this is was more of a setup to what's going to happen at the end of the season.
igottadookie: Yeah.
Steve-O: This was the cool down match after last match.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely.
igottadookie: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: I don't deny that. Um, Do I think it's pedestrian? I don't know about that. I don't think his show is pedestrian at all. Like it's telling a really. complex story.
Steve-O: You got some Guy Gardner.
IGOTTADUMP: characterized.
Steve-O: Nothing pedestrian about that guy.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, and it's showing his relationship with Jon Stewart, which is
Steve-O: Bad.
IGOTTADUMP: Predictable.
igottadookie: Stewie.
Steve-O: No.
IGOTTADUMP: it's predictable but i mean it had to be on the screen
Steve-O: Hey. He pulled through.
IGOTTADUMP: Because he is also Green Lantern.
Steve-O: He pulled through. He got the outfit.
igottadookie: yeah but all Yeah, because because john John knew how to play his ass.
Steve-O: He got the ring.
igottadookie: like he knew how to He knew how to play him.
Steve-O: a
igottadookie: He said, oh, I didn't know you were scared. the guard in, so that's weird.
Steve-O: But like, oh my goodness, they are such good actors. So, just...
igottadookie: Dude.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. that that Both those guys are are wonderful. And yeah, John's...
Steve-O: When he's talking to his brothers, and he's like... He's like yelling at them.
IGOTTADUMP: Fucking do it, Aaron!
Steve-O: because It's so good. It's so good, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: I like how he caught himself, too. That's ugh.
Steve-O: Mm -hmm.
IGOTTADUMP: Shit like that is...
igottadookie: Oh, yeah, that was so sick. Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: That's...
igottadookie: I was like damn.
IGOTTADUMP: A really good touch, man. Really good touch.
igottadookie: And he... he didn't Did he slip his accent at all in this episode? I don't think he did.
Steve-O: I didn't catch any accent slips.
igottadookie: Fuck yeah!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: fair
igottadookie: That's what he said last time.
Steve-O: That's it. Fuck you, bruv.
igottadookie: Fuck you! Governor?
Steve-O: How Jordan will smack your nose off.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: i Do you think...
IGOTTADUMP: Hit you right in the gulliver.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: do you think ah The Maggie chick is is gonna Be more important. the the The chick at the diner.
igottadookie: I don't know. The watch, the watch girl.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, the watch girl.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Who's that? you know. I was interested I was like, okay.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
igottadookie: Gooner.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Okay.
Steve-O: I know i've been I've been seeing some people... saying that she looks or kind of reminds them of ah the Green Lantern Arisa.
IGOTTADUMP: What?
igottadookie: oh
Steve-O: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I mean, I could see it, but, you know.
igottadookie: Teen Lantern
Steve-O: I don't think it's going to be happen, but because that would be real weird to kind of have to like explain.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. And she's also a hot alien. like This chick's just a odd. Traumatized little girl.
Steve-O: But like.
igottadookie: Dude, how many? Dude, you we don't know how many...
Steve-O: She's got that exact number. She's saying some strange things.
igottadookie: We don't know how many Manhunters. Yeah, we don't know how many Manhunters are floating around now.
Steve-O: Dude, he could be a full town of Manhunters at this point.
igottadookie: Yeah dude.
IGOTTADUMP: Crazy tinfoil half theory.
igottadookie: Tim Foilhat.
IGOTTADUMP: guygar Tim foil hat theory.
Steve-O: hi
IGOTTADUMP: Guy Gardner dies at the end of the season.
Steve-O: No!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh. Amen. That'd be a waste.
Steve-O: I need to see him get his hair cut.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: he's He's too good in Superman, yeah. he was yeah
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. We'll see.
igottadookie: I'm going to.
IGOTTADUMP: We'll see.
igottadookie: I'm going to expand on that and say Guy Gardner gets... reallocate it to a different sector. after this.
IGOTTADUMP: Hmm.
Steve-O: Some sort of. But whole swamp sector, probably.
igottadookie: season.
IGOTTADUMP: I think Sinestro is going to kill him.
igottadookie: i just want to know I just want to know how the ah the Guardians win win John back over.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm going to kill him. And it's gonna be scary.
igottadookie: because he's not going to trust those guys.
IGOTTADUMP: It's gonna be scary.
igottadookie: Unless is he just gonna be a rogue Green Lantern that just fucking does whatever he wants and he's he doesn't have to answer the Guardians Because that's interesting, too.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I think he'll just...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I don't know
igottadookie: ah Is there any...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: All right.
igottadookie: Um... Any other connections to Superman in this? Like the the the that arc idea of his. like Does that come into play later, you think?
IGOTTADUMP: Well, I think Gateway City is going to be good.
igottadookie: His panic room. His panic room invention.
IGOTTADUMP: You know? If...
Steve-O: Can I throw something at you real quick? And I don't think it's going to happen, but it the second I heard Ark. I thought of Ark M. from the absolute that many comics.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh no.
igottadookie: and Or oh shit
IGOTTADUMP: I thought of Gateway City getting nuked by Cyborg Superman.
Steve-O: Oh, damn.
IGOTTADUMP: That's what I thought of. Immediately. I was like, what?
igottadookie: bro
IGOTTADUMP: Yo, that could be a thing.
igottadookie: row Could be a thing.
IGOTTADUMP: Could be a thing. Death Superman could be a thing. I don't know. Who knows?
igottadookie: Yeah, they just kill off David corn sweat and man of tomorrow
IGOTTADUMP: You know you know what? Hey! Actually... I'm going to put my tinfoil hat back on. Cyborg Superman was part Manhunter.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, let's just...
Steve-O: Mmm.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Okay.
IGOTTADUMP: So let's go even farther down this hole.
igottadookie: Oh yeah, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: So...
igottadookie: You're talking about are you talking about Hank Henshaw?
IGOTTADUMP: Hank Henshaw.
igottadookie: Is that who you're talking about?
IGOTTADUMP: Hank Henshaw, motherfucker!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You talk about Hank Henshaw, who was also...
igottadookie: That a deep thought? Is that a deep cut?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: ah A borderline parody for the Fantastic Four? That Hank Henshaw?
IGOTTADUMP: AHHHHHH! Hey!
igottadookie: What about the eradicator?
Steve-O: You know what?
igottadookie: Which one?
Steve-O: It's a trade.
igottadookie: What about that guy, the the sunglasses Superman?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Talking about the the kryptonian the Kryptonian security program.
Steve-O: Oh yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: And Steve's going to be happy we're going to get steel again.
Steve-O: God bless steel.
IGOTTADUMP: Get Shaq back in the...
igottadookie: Amindo.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, he's still kicking.
igottadookie: We have to have um we have to have fucking Connor Kent.
IGOTTADUMP: Uniform. Babe.
igottadookie: come out at some point, right?
Steve-O: Oh, you've got to get Superboy with the leather jacket and the little rat tail.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Woo!
igottadookie: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Nah, give him a black t -shirt.
IGOTTADUMP: You're gonna get that
igottadookie: Yeah, hold on the... fresh fresh
Steve-O: No, no, no. He's got to work his way to that.
IGOTTADUMP: He's fucking pointing to his back, says, MAGA.
igottadookie: yeah
Lemme Get an E-A-G: ah
Steve-O: My dad's Lex Luthor.
IGOTTADUMP: I blame it.
Steve-O: Wait, you already know that?
IGOTTADUMP: Ew.
Steve-O: How do you already know that?
igottadookie: Wait, what? What?
IGOTTADUMP: And you're cool with it? You fucking weird.
Steve-O: I don't care. It's the 90s.
IGOTTADUMP: Go Reagan. Anyway.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: but
IGOTTADUMP: ah Yeah, that you never know. Gateway City might explode. And Sinestro might blow it up too. I don't know. Who knows?
Steve-O: What city were they selling the Arctoon?
IGOTTADUMP: gateway Gateway City.
Steve-O: Gateway? It was Gateway? Okay.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, man
Steve-O: Isn't that the same city that Hawkgirl lives?
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
igottadookie: Which talk girl?
IGOTTADUMP: Yes!
Steve-O: The one from Superman.
igottadookie: art The new Hawkgirl?
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Yes. Yes?
igottadookie: Yo, are they gonna fucking smash?
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, how?
igottadookie: What's going on there?
IGOTTADUMP: He's probably a little too young for John.
igottadookie: Now he now she's a little too young for him
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, she's not. 65 and up.
igottadookie: He's more of a Martha Wayne.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: So.
igottadookie: Martha Kent. Type a...
IGOTTADUMP: Okay. MILF Hunter. That's what they call him now.
igottadookie: Yeah phil funder but Besides hunter he's the mill hunter
IGOTTADUMP: On our, on our. he's the milf hunter because he killed the milf manhunter that existed on earth
igottadookie: He's the MILF hunter.
igottadookie: Oh shit. Yeah dude.
IGOTTADUMP: That's why he's got that nickname.
igottadookie: And he sma - he smashed first. He jammed -
IGOTTADUMP: Kilowog's gonna call him out on that. He's gonna be like, hey, Gilfander!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: james He James Bonded that girl.
IGOTTADUMP: Brother!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Kilowog?
Steve-O: Thank you.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Does Kilowog even know what a gilf is, dude?
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah he does.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Guy does. look Guy would respect me.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, Guy would tell him.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Guy would be like nah, dude Show me your wave.
IGOTTADUMP: and he would yell it out in the in
igottadookie: He's just like, hell yeah, brother.
IGOTTADUMP: Fucking Kilowog would yell it out at lunch across the cafeteria at John.
igottadookie: Hell yeah, brother.
IGOTTADUMP: While he's eating. I don't know, Noodles. He's not a vegan anymore.
igottadookie: Man, I...
igottadookie: yeah Oh yeah, he's not vegan anymore.
IGOTTADUMP: He's truly pedestrian.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, he truly hates his father.
Steve-O: Dang it dude.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And mother.
igottadookie: I mean, wouldn't you? He fucking shot bullets over his head as a kid.
Steve-O: I definitely would have loved that.
igottadookie: I'd hate my dad too.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: Free burgers?
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, he gets my free burgers
Steve-O: Yo, Devman, put that apple on your head.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, yeah and he's he's doing it and he's doing well.
IGOTTADUMP: shoot
Lemme Get an E-A-G: He's doing well for himself, right? He supports his fucking... his Brothers?
igottadookie: He's odd.
Steve-O: Yeah, he supports his 40. five -plus -year -old brother's art career or not art career rap career.
igottadookie: he's on He's unfulfilled.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: which
igottadookie: He's unfulfilled, Kevin.
IGOTTADUMP: Rap career.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: His rap career, yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah.
igottadookie: He's unfulfilled, though, Devin.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: He's like, fucking no.
IGOTTADUMP: Hehehehe
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'll need you to go pick up my father fucking right now.
igottadookie: What?
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: John. It's me, your Laundryman. Your laundry's done.
Steve-O: You're long -dreaming.
IGOTTADUMP: Get it now.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I wouldn't. They call them chosen, right?
IGOTTADUMP: You have to pick it up in an hour.
igottadookie: Yeah, that's actually a fucking sick -ass nickname, though, Chosen.
IGOTTADUMP: John, it's your plumber. There's shit everywhere. You have to come here today.
igottadookie: oh Can you guys? Can you guys just start calling me chosen from now on because I think it's sick
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: chosen we got the general here he wants to see your dick and balls
igottadookie: gets go I think it's goaded.
Steve-O: Chosen!
igottadookie: Come on, Chosen.
IGOTTADUMP: Let me see your dick and balls.
igottadookie: Where you going, Chosen?
IGOTTADUMP: That's... That's lanterns, baby.
Steve-O: That's lanterns.
igottadookie: Yeah.
Steve-O: dude we're two episodes left
IGOTTADUMP: That's how you do it.
igottadookie: Is this like, is this the best? This is the best DC. Like.
IGOTTADUMP: ah a
igottadookie: studio's product so far.
IGOTTADUMP: ah Penguin, ah!
igottadookie: No, DC Studios. this That doesn't count as DC Studios.
IGOTTADUMP: That doesn't count? Really?
igottadookie: I don't think so.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Okay.
IGOTTADUMP: Damn. Oh.
Steve-O: See, that's ah that's a good way to... Say you like them both at the best at the top
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I know. I just went...
Steve-O: yeah Hoof!
IGOTTADUMP: Woo!
igottadookie: thank god
IGOTTADUMP: Ah!
Steve-O: I thought I have to pick.
IGOTTADUMP: ah Now Clayface is coming out.
igottadookie: Thank God.
IGOTTADUMP: That's probably going to be the best too, right?
Steve-O: Yeah, oh my goodness.
igottadookie: Devin Devin says no
Lemme Get an E-A-G: i Clayface worries me.
IGOTTADUMP: Mush Mouth's gonna make no money.
igottadookie: brah
IGOTTADUMP: Devin Kopeck.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Mush mouth, more like...
IGOTTADUMP: Don't you call them mush milk?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: More like Clayface.
Steve-O: I think this Clayface character is a little bit too extreme.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: the
IGOTTADUMP: I'm just trying to do it like this.
Steve-O: What the fuck's he saying?
IGOTTADUMP: And you're not going to...
igottadookie: What? i want it What?
Steve-O: Put the subtitles on.
IGOTTADUMP: I want to.
igottadookie: What?
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Steve-O: If it were the ninth.
IGOTTADUMP: It's going to be another Bane.
Steve-O: If...
IGOTTADUMP: Give me another Bane.
Steve-O: If it was the 90s, they would have gotten Jim Carrey to play Clay Fates.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, well.
Steve-O: And it would have been a hilarious comedy.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: He's working on the next Nightmare on Elm Street, man.
Steve-O: Good.
IGOTTADUMP: I hope.
Steve-O: Chris, you will never...
IGOTTADUMP: I just try to will it into existence at this point.
Steve-O: I know. I know. But, like, everything...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: If it isn't that course of action now. is ruined because of that you put that into motion and it has to come true
IGOTTADUMP: oh
IGOTTADUMP: It's like you hear something and you know it's great. And you just try to just. Make it happen. by sheer force of will.
Steve-O: it's You know, it's...
IGOTTADUMP: a la Lantern.
Steve-O: Has that ever happened?
IGOTTADUMP: Uh...
Steve-O: Where like people have said something and enough I guess the John Krasinski. As Reed Richards in Spider. Not Spider -Man. Doctor Strange Multiverse of Madness.
IGOTTADUMP: Sonic's eyes.
Steve-O: they did do They did fix Sonic. And... ah
IGOTTADUMP: Hey, video game fans, maybe they got one in in the pro column, Devin.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: so they were So they were so obnoxious.
IGOTTADUMP: So obnoxious and terrible.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Let it work.
IGOTTADUMP: That they had to change the core design of their character.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: Yes.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I mean, it that one's tough because they were right.
IGOTTADUMP: They were right.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: to do that they were objectively right
Steve-O: They were right.
IGOTTADUMP: Okay. Of course they're right.
IGOTTADUMP: Sometimes toxicity is for the is a good thing.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: God damn it. See, but that's the problem. Did you give them an inch? They take a mile.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Now they're like, we're never wrong.
Steve-O: Peace.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, you're negotiating with terrorists now.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: it's like okay Yeah, dude.
igottadookie: yeah
Steve-O: You fixed Sonic and...
IGOTTADUMP: It's fucking over.
Steve-O: It's all downhill from here.
IGOTTADUMP: It's over.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You should have shot the hostage, dude. You should have just canceled it. Oh, fuck you.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, gas everybody.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No movie for you.
IGOTTADUMP: nobody Nobody lives.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, man. Well, yeah, Lanterns is continues to be very good and very watchable.
igottadookie: Fuck are you.
IGOTTADUMP: Yes. Um, I'm happy that people are upset about it, too, because that's how you know it's really good.
Steve-O: Oh yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: So you know it's really good.
igottadookie: yeah
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: I feel like the haters have like. Petered out. like
IGOTTADUMP: That's true.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Well, yeah, because they...
Steve-O: they've run They've run out of material.
IGOTTADUMP: i Thank you.
Steve-O: They're like, game, we're six episodes in.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, they'll pop up after the finale
IGOTTADUMP: I think they're done.
Steve-O: Go Banger.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I think they're done.
Steve-O: Told you.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Well, that's it
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Until then. Because Sinestro looks. He's got a big... He took his dong out. That's weird.
Steve-O: He took his... Dong out as weird and it's not true to the comics. where he takes his dong out later.
IGOTTADUMP: And then we're all like that was expertly done. Like we talk about it on the podcast.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: That was incredible.
igottadookie: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: whatever they did when he took his dong out it was like you knew that was sinestro
Steve-O: I did not expect it to be a Cochrane.
igottadookie: Dude, we got Dude, we got hog.
IGOTTADUMP: guy He showed it.
igottadookie: That hog.
Steve-O: We did get a hog. Episode two, we got hog.
IGOTTADUMP: He showed it.
igottadookie: Got alien hawk, dude
IGOTTADUMP: And Hal was like, you're right. And he let him go. And that was powerful. Like we are, it's great. Whatever it is, I'm in. I had that much. faith in the writing on lantern so
Steve-O: I feel bad for hologram, man. Dude just gets woken up to be told that, like... He's dead. Cause like.
IGOTTADUMP: Do you think?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: His dad's dead.
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Do you think John's going to make him? Bury him?
Steve-O: I think he would use the rig to kind of maybe shovel the dirt over.
IGOTTADUMP: Okay. okay I'm just curious
igottadookie: So John, John.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Well, dude, he's only got like 5 % on that bad boy.
IGOTTADUMP: Okay.
igottadookie: John well John's definitely gonna use hologram to open the vault, right?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, yeah, for sure.
IGOTTADUMP: Yes.
igottadookie: obviously, and then the battery is going to be in the vault.
Steve-O: Yes.
igottadookie: Right.
Steve-O: Oh.
igottadookie: I think it's in there.
Steve-O: I think so, right?
IGOTTADUMP: What if it's Sinestro?
igottadookie: He's just trapped in there?
Steve-O: Sinestra's in the box!
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, yeah.
Steve-O: Hal, thank goodness.
IGOTTADUMP: and
Steve-O: You finally got me, Howard.
igottadookie: Here's Johnny!
IGOTTADUMP: Like, he couldn't trust the Guardians anymore. And he had to take Sinestro as his personal prisoner.
Steve-O: Is this going to be another one of those? um those like personalized like universes those pocket universes they've been using a lot of in these stories
IGOTTADUMP: oh Probably. Yeah, it has to be right because it looks the same as that little box. On his desk, right? Is it the same thing?
Steve-O: Maybe.
IGOTTADUMP: Interesting.
igottadookie: Yeah, that is interesting.
IGOTTADUMP: Interesting.
igottadookie: into Interesting.
IGOTTADUMP: Good show, Devin. Good show.
Steve-O: Good show.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: good Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Great show.
Steve-O: Great, great job.
IGOTTADUMP: Great show.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Great show.
IGOTTADUMP: Great show.
Steve-O: Great job, Devin.
IGOTTADUMP: Great job. buddy Way to go.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: thank you I worked really hard on it
IGOTTADUMP: Good.
Steve-O: He's got that production credit.
IGOTTADUMP: You're really good at a really good job.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: um Is there anything else? ah What happened with Control Resident, man? what's so
Steve-O: Uh... It's the reviews are out. It comes out. and Three, four days.
IGOTTADUMP: I know. I'm still getting it.
igottadookie: Well, Rain said it's not good game design. He knows everything and everything.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Is that what he said?
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah, but hold on.
igottadookie: says's True.
Steve-O: Hold on.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Wait.
IGOTTADUMP: We're just like... Oh, dude. Like...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Wait, did I miss this? Did he really say that?
IGOTTADUMP: Like, the the the the telekinesis in Control is the coolest telekinesis I have ever... I had an A game.
igottadookie: is that Is it not out yet?
Steve-O: Not yet.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Comes out like... tomorrow or something right
Steve-O: ah Skill Up, the guy who basically killed the Wolverine game. gave it a highly recommend, strongly recommend.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, you know, what I didn't realize that guy was so like.
igottadookie: oh
Lemme Get an E-A-G: He was so, like, well...
Steve-O: Instrumental.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, like I just thought he was a guy people liked.
IGOTTADUMP: That was the guy with the weird voice on YouTube. That's who I was talking about.
Steve-O: Oh, that's who it was?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: but
Steve-O: Okay.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: but i'm saying like i didn't realize he was like one of he's like a big boy in that space
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah! I usually give a review at the end of one of these videos, and I...
Steve-O: I didn't realize that either, Devin.
IGOTTADUMP: I give this one i definitely highly recommend.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: All right.
IGOTTADUMP: You should buy it.
Steve-O: Highly. oh it's a very good video game uh too much too much yellow paint telling you where to jump
IGOTTADUMP: Wonderful game.
IGOTTADUMP: Too much yellow paint, but you know, I'm used to that.
Steve-O: I give this a no recommending.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: So we're you were still going to enjoy this one.
Steve-O: In real life, we don't splash up the place with yellow paint.
IGOTTADUMP: It's like a Casey Kasem. type. boys.
Steve-O: Hi, I'm Casey Kasem, and today I'm going to review Control Resonant.
IGOTTADUMP: That's what it sounds like a little bit. But anywho, he liked it. And that guy's the weird voice I trust sometimes. Sometimes.
Steve-O: Yeah, I don't think it's going to be as good as the original Control, but I think it's going to be a good time.
IGOTTADUMP: Well, I heard I heard Somebody who got early access to it, say. that a lot of the...
igottadookie: It was shite.
IGOTTADUMP: Like the... the lore elements of control with like the files and things like that, that is kind of non -existent.
Steve-O: Because you're in New York fucking city in this one.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Okay.
IGOTTADUMP: In this. Because you're... you're in new york fucking city and so yeah you don't have access to all the fbc files and stuff So there's a little less like.
IGOTTADUMP: meat on the bone when it comes to the lore. Which a lot of people like which I like about control honestly, you know
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: that's i heard that i was like ah that's ah Okay. Well, um I trust Remedy. I really do
Steve-O: hu
IGOTTADUMP: I think. I've enjoyed every game they've they've made. in for a long time. ginseng wake one like i played that i really enjoyed that when i came out so it's like I'm totally on board.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm still buying this motherfucker.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: There's nothing. No, it's just...
Steve-O: Mm hmm.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, but I mean like... What is it, like 80 -something on Metacritic?
Steve-O: It's at 84, I believe it's sitting.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, yeah, that's that's that should be absolutely no hesitation by.
Steve-O: that Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: You're right, yeah.
igottadookie: 184 That seems a little low, guys.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh.
IGOTTADUMP: It does seem a little low.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: God, what is that?
igottadookie: Oh no.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: like three That's like three away from Wolverine, which I hear is the worst game ever.
IGOTTADUMP: I really thought it was gonna be wonderful, but...
Steve-O: IGN gave it a 10, which is kinda crazy.
IGOTTADUMP: No shit, really. Now i I think it's going to be terrible.
Steve-O: I believe so.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Dude IGN's all over the place
Steve-O: Yeah. let me look
igottadookie: Well now you know. Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Now I think it's going to be terrible.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Dude, I...
igottadookie: Yeah, there it is, guys.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: To be fair, though, IGN gave, I think, Onimusha 10.
igottadookie: Yeah, those guys are all over.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, how's Anamusha? Daven.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I love it I love, it I don't love it to 10, but.
Steve-O: Oh I'm sorry.
IGOTTADUMP: Okay.
Steve-O: IGN gave it an 8. My bad, my bad.
IGOTTADUMP: Okay.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh.
IGOTTADUMP: All right.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. Uh,
IGOTTADUMP: Maybe it's going to be great then.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. ah Now, dude, Onimusha is fucking outstanding. It's... Super good. um
IGOTTADUMP: It looks ah awesome. I've seen some of the combat in that game.
Steve-O: Mm hmm.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: That looks so cool.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: There is. I don't know where, how deep I am into, I'm probably more than halfway through. ah But I am very much. I'm taking my time. doing all these little side quests and then i'm still running around because the bulk of the game well it does have areas the bulk of the game takes place in like this town that you like slowly uh it's called malice mouth like impedes your path.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: to opening up the town. And the further you proceed in the game, the less malice that is in the town, which means you can explore a little bit more. In the area, but that's almost like your common hub where you can just kind of go do side quests go find collectibles go you know, to um you know just fucking grind grind out a little bit And ah the combat is very good.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: There is one. And I don't. It's kind of a big complaint. um So the game's like really defensively minded. which is great.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Um, the The animations are... or slick uh there's like four different where you can either ah kind of duel where you attack as they attack and then you kind of get into this like dueling motion and then you have to like you know if you hit triangle you got to hit square next and if it keeps going to like they have a whole animation you know process for it and it's
IGOTTADUMP: Did you get to the the parry blinking around the screen?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yes. Yes.
IGOTTADUMP: That is fucking cool, man.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: So so then there's so then there's.
IGOTTADUMP: That's like... That's like Batman Arkham. ah Was it Arkham City? Or Arkham Knight, where you can like jump around.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: i think Oh, the game, the game that Wolverine could never. ever compared to.
IGOTTADUMP: Okay.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: okay
igottadookie: is that what you're talking about is that the one you're talking about
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. so so there's So there's that, right? There's traditional blocking, which has a stamina.
IGOTTADUMP: Okay.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Then there's parrying, and then there's deflecting. And parrying, the more you parry, ah you... you heighten what's called your blaze meter where your sword kind of lights on fire and then you do extra damage
igottadookie: Man, Chris has a Blaze meter, too, at home.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. And then there's deflect.
IGOTTADUMP: Um. It's pretty high right now.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: There's deflect, which is essentially you just like deflect their attack. But then you do a big hit. to their stamina gauge and if you know you take down the stamina gauge then you can do kind of like a you know a canned animation some most of the time it's an insta kill But a lot of times it's like, oh, you can just, you know.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Do more damage and everything like that. Now, the only particular issue I kind of have is there's really like. three combos. that you throw. And that's kind of it, right? So there's like square, square, square, square.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: which is you know you're swinging your sword. your light attacks, then there's triangle, triangle, triangle. which is your heavy attacks. Now, granted.
igottadookie: I'm just thinking about ah the meme again where it's one button on a controller.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. Right. So, so granted.
IGOTTADUMP: Okay.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You do unlock like hold square for this, you know. uh spread attack whole triangle for this like insta heavy attack But then... there's like some combination of square triangle square triangle like Whether I'm hitting square and then triangle a bunch, I do the same combo as if I started hitting triangle and then square bunch. Then there's the same combo.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: So when you're doing as much combat as I am. Because I'm really I'm doing everything right Like, I'm like, man, I really wish they. There were some. additional Combos I could do because it really feels like I'm stuck with either all light Some mix or all heavy. And that's kind of it.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Now, granted, there's spells. There's like the Oni weapons. there Again, you can deflect. You can do Issun attacks, which is another thing I didn't talk about. uh which is that's the one where right before you get hit you fucking you hit the attack button and then you just like insta kill the enemy uh which has always been in the games and it's always awesome But.
IGOTTADUMP: sorry
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Um... Yeah, man, it's really good. And it kind of gives me.
IGOTTADUMP: Did you turn into an oni yet? I saw that too
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, i'd not yet.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh.
igottadookie: why
Lemme Get an E-A-G: But like, like I've done the things where like I have Oni arms because I can now rip open walls and I have Oni legs, which means I can run a paw. You know, I can run across the terrain.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: So. I... I'd assume at some point I will go full Oni. But the plot is even... It's pretty well told. like for the story that it's trying to tell you like Musashi is a very very fun character to kind of watch right he's like kind of goofy kind of silly Also can be very serious.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Kind of like. you know. The actor who's portraying him.
igottadookie: Kind of like Yojimbo. He's kind of like...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, he's basically Yojimbo, right?
igottadookie: He's kind of like Sanjuro.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. Um, But also... There's moments of that kind of. Go get like deadly serious. And it doesn't. seem out of place and the only thing i can really kind of compare it to is like kind of like It's like an anime. Right. It's like.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: there's moments where you're like oh god damn i thought we were having fun but like no like Things flipped. And now that's really. There's no more fun now. That guy just got stabbed in the neck and died. And that's awful. right and there's like really sad things that are happening as the the genma basically the demons have infected the city and I'm just kind of...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: i'm plowing through it i'm taking my time Bye. I think I'm like 25.
igottadookie: Is it up better than... Is it better than Ghost of Yotei?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Ooh, Ghost of Yotei? Peace. Yes, I think so
igottadookie: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'm enjoying it more.
igottadookie: it What about Ghost of Tsushima?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That one's tough because that's...
igottadookie: Ghost of Tsushima
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I... I really like the story. in Tsushima.
igottadookie: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: But like. I don't know. it They're different games, too. um But.
igottadookie: Right.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I don't do Odimusha's. I was, i I knew I'd like it.
igottadookie: Is it the best Onimusha game?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: But I like it more than I thought. Oh man.
igottadookie: Yeah, I'm asking the hard Questions?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: remains to be seen I really love all three of those Onimusha games ah Two might be the best one. But weigh the swords.
igottadookie: Is that the John Reno one?
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, strong enough.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah No, no, that's the third one.
igottadookie: jar and jar and
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That's the third one.
igottadookie: foie gras foie gras.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: The second one is with...
IGOTTADUMP: Journey.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh God. What is his name?
igottadookie: Fupu, hulafakaku, sofutoboto
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yajirobe? Onomusha.
IGOTTADUMP: the video.
igottadookie: Oui, oui.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Are you guys speaking in tongues? What are you fucking doing?
IGOTTADUMP: some media reading over.
igottadookie: we' Talking French? You don't know French? Sorry Chris, I'll but bring this offline.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, I don't know French.
IGOTTADUMP: Ben Ezer one day on the call.
igottadookie: Chris will bring this offline
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Como se dice Jube?
igottadookie: How do you say Jumpei?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That's what I was thinking. I can't remember what he said.
igottadookie: What? Fuck. yeah
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, you.
igottadookie: Not even.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: How do you say Nobunaga?
igottadookie: What is it that, that fucking... kid. What is that that scary movie cliff where she's just like any any Hana Subaru
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh yeah. Benihana Nagasaki.
IGOTTADUMP: Steve. As the French say, Devin is...
igottadookie: Hmm.
IGOTTADUMP: Les usurps compétents.
igottadookie: That's just fucking funny, dude.
Steve-O: oh oh
igottadookie: Sashimi!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: ah Listen, I took Latin in high school. Sorry.
Steve-O: Dead language.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, yeah. Dead great, too.
igottadookie: Is that because you wanted to go to medical school one day, Devin?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: no it's because i heard the latin teacher was super cool and then by the time i was able to take latin he Quit. And then we had a fucking dork
igottadookie: You got stuck.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: We have the Italian teacher as the Latin teacher and he sucked and he used puppets to teach high schoolers.
igottadookie: oh That's tough.
Steve-O: Yeah, he had puppets.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And nobody respected him and people would mock him.
igottadookie: that's of
Lemme Get an E-A-G: in front of his face. Yeah, it was bad. It was tough, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: But it started your love affair of 40K because you heard all those Latin phrases and you were like.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: for
Lemme Get an E-A-G: ah Absolutely not.
igottadookie: Oh yeah!
IGOTTADUMP: What is...
igottadookie: Astartes!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: du
IGOTTADUMP: See you. What is...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'm not going to lie. i'm
IGOTTADUMP: Sanctorum meme?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: i'm disgusted that you thought i got in a 40k that late in life dude are you kidding me
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
igottadookie: Sisters of battle!
IGOTTADUMP: Ehehehehehe
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I was in third grade showing up with fucking Warhammer. rule books and reading them.
IGOTTADUMP: Wow. I did know that. I had no idea.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: Excuse me.
igottadookie: Well, excuse me princess
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, seriously, I stand corrected. I had no clue.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: It went back bad, dude.
Steve-O: Yeah, you got to issue an apology.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Third grade might be extreme. Third grade is probably extreme. But I was I was in like fifth grade, I think.
IGOTTADUMP: Third. Okay, okay.
Steve-O: Oh, story's changing.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, second edition?
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, this is getting a little suspect now.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Wait, hold on, hold on. When did... Warhammer let's figure this out
IGOTTADUMP: Okay, wait, wait, I rescind.
igottadookie: When did Warhammer come out?
IGOTTADUMP: I rescind my stand, corrected.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Uh...
IGOTTADUMP: but
Lemme Get an E-A-G: So third edition came out in 1998. So what grade was that?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Guys. Come on.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm curious, 1998?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Let's do math. I can't.
Steve-O: 1998, that was the year Blade came out.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh yeah, what great...
igottadookie: That's the year Resident Evil 2 came out.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Wait, 2005 minus 1998.
IGOTTADUMP: Is that middle school?
Steve-O: Yeah, you would have been in middle school probably.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: So yeah, so. I was bringing in second edition books. So I was I was in like fifth grade.
igottadookie: Wait, what got you into Warhammer? Curious.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Um... I saw a...
igottadookie: Just going to Legends.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, dude, I was actually in Allied Hobbies. the the hobby store in the Echelon Mall.
IGOTTADUMP: Sounds good. Vaguely Russian.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Uh...
IGOTTADUMP: so Point that out.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, no. And then i saw I saw the box. I saw the box. all the Well, one, the cover art for second edition is fucking sick, right? And then I saw ah the models on the back and I was like, this looks like the coolest fucking thing ever.
igottadookie: oh These guys got the biggest muscles.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And I prop no, no, dude. This is true. Probably in third grade is when I started asking my mom for it. Like I was I want this and my mom's like, you know, I'm not fucking getting you this and then like a year or two later
igottadookie: Man dude. Yeah, that's your psycho your psycho dude, that's some cereal
Steve-O: Devin, there's a lot of iron crosses on this packaging.
igottadookie: Little Devin, that's some serial killer.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, no, no, no, no.
igottadookie: behavior, little Devin.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: that's That's third edition.
IGOTTADUMP: It started when I read Mein Kampf.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: that's
IGOTTADUMP: when I was in the fifth grade.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Right. That's third edition, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: I brought it to class and I was like, it's just an Astartes code book.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yes.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, so I was uh, so I was rocking
IGOTTADUMP: Okay.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I was, yeah, because I came in with, and you'll see it in the back, right? So it comes with all these rule books. like a war gear book and shit like that. So I brought in a book that just said war gear and it was just illustrations of like bulk guns.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: multi -meltas chainswords power axes power swords and i was just reading it and every boy was like you know what the fuck is that and i was like oh it's just a boy and like literally we would like trade the book around
IGOTTADUMP: Okay. I see.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: In in class and everybody like we just look at shit
IGOTTADUMP: So wait, did you get into... Warhammer before you got into like Marvel Comics?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh. way before dude yeah
IGOTTADUMP: holy shit i had no see i was i was into like x -men at that time.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah yeah
igottadookie: Damn, so like...
igottadookie: Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah, you had to go into a comic book store to get these things, right?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. like like my first my first like probably dorky love was like batman right like i love everything was batman right
IGOTTADUMP: Okay. Yeah, yeah, me too, me too, me too.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: um But. Like. warhammer i was in like fourth or fifth grade when i got the second edition box set And then in like sixth grade is when third edition came out.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Because I played for like two years. in second edition
IGOTTADUMP: Wow. me Me and my brother were collecting Marvel. Top cards.
igottadookie: Parts yeah cards.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, dude, my brother did that.
igottadookie: Yeah
IGOTTADUMP: at that point
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And then my sister. um in a fit of being ah the shitty younger sister. uh ripped them all up and poured water on them
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, my God.
Steve-O: Oh.
IGOTTADUMP: i
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Jesus. I have an entire collection.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Dude, my brother was...
IGOTTADUMP: 1998. Top Marvel.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: We had Fleer.
IGOTTADUMP: It's like.
igottadookie: Yeah, FLIR Ultras.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I think we flee.
IGOTTADUMP: Clear, clear, clear.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Steve-O: Fleer.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah
Steve-O: Fleer, yeah.
igottadookie: Clear Ultras.
IGOTTADUMP: That's it. Not top.
Steve-O: I remember those.
igottadookie: Yeah, he had Clear Ultras.
IGOTTADUMP: Nata.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, and I also had the hand -painted Marvel. ones from like 1997.
IGOTTADUMP: And yeah, yeah that's...
igottadookie: Yeah, the X -Men cars were pretty big in my household as well.
IGOTTADUMP: I was in too.
Steve-O: I loved the you'd flip them over and they'd have like the little stat charts.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: They were beautiful.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, like power and speed. And intelligence.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. Yeah, dude.
Steve-O: Those were like the gospel.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: dude honestly though that was like the first time i think i remember feeling really bad for like somebody else And that was my brother because my sister fucking.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, that sucks dude
Lemme Get an E-A-G: like you know she was Fucking three? I don't know, right? But it was like... He was like. i knew i we knew because like we would always like every once a week we would go to a local card store comic book store whatever it was and my brother would get a pack of these and then he had like a pretty good collection my sister fucking She like bit it and shit. You know, she's fucking a child. Bye.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: ah Yeah, dude. Second edition Warhammer is fucking dope.
IGOTTADUMP: Okay.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: ah third edit Third edition is really where...
IGOTTADUMP: I know who you... I know who... Hey. I know who you are now.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah I know what kind of man you are now.
Steve-O: ah
IGOTTADUMP: i know I know what kind of man you are now.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah yeah uh third edition is technically that's where everything got like grim dark Right. That's like. It started with third. Second edition was still like goofy.
Steve-O: What was it, like cartoony light? It was like kind of like...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, I mean dude look at the box set look at the box set It's a second edition, and then...
Steve-O: ah
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'll post the box set for third edition.
Steve-O: Oh yeah. Look at this. Okay. This is very reminiscent of like, um, what is it? Judge dread. And, um,
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, yeah
Steve-O: the the um Was that 99 AD?
igottadookie: du There's cable right cable cables right there
Lemme Get an E-A-G: 2000 AD, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: 2000.
Steve-O: 2000 AD, yeah.
igottadookie: Bottom left. Cable's right there. That's cable.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: I know who you're talking about.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: So it's like.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Look at that head.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: So you go from like second edition. right box set to to this third edition box set, which is like... Oh, now we're in hell. We're just in like.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Fucking misery hell.
Steve-O: Yeah, but you thought this was...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That's where the Iron Crosses show up and everything.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh wow.
Steve-O: you were like, oh, this is the coolest thing I've ever seen.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: like Dude, actually. Fun fact, third edition was like.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Just super disheartening to play.
Steve-O: Really?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Because second edition, like every... major edition, right?
igottadookie: Because you were... Because you were third in third grade and you couldn't really understand it. Is that why?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, no, no. So by the time second edition was over. everything like power creep had set in where you could have units with like four different invulnerable saves on top of their normal save.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Everything is overpowered. Like you could take. all these things and you could be like oh my orc war boss has combat drugs so i get 26 attacks you know where everything had like three wounds right three wounds was like the max so like
igottadookie: Right.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Everything in in second edition just got like completely overblown.
IGOTTADUMP: it's whoever goes first
Lemme Get an E-A-G: So third edition.
IGOTTADUMP: Whoever goes first wins.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. So third edition was like. a real stripped everything down like back to reality so i remember the first like year of third edition i was like all my fucking models suck now
IGOTTADUMP: Interesting.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I can't. This fucking sucks assassins are trash
IGOTTADUMP: They wanted you to spend more money though.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And boy, did I.
IGOTTADUMP: I got you, baby.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. because like third edition was like the okay like i'm old enough to really like solidly play this But yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That's my little, I don't know. Yeah, dude. But.
IGOTTADUMP: It's kind of crazy that I was a that i was ah ah Marvel fan before you.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Second edition was fucking fun.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, like, I guess, right?
igottadookie: Yeah. He's a true OG.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: like i like spider -man and stuff but
Steve-O: You saw Wolverine and you just nothing, nothing happened to Devin. Until.
IGOTTADUMP: ah I don't.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, no, no. That's that's wrong.
IGOTTADUMP: i had know I had the original animated series. You had that too, right, Devin? The original animated series, Wolverine. action figure
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Actually.
IGOTTADUMP: Everybody got mad.
igottadookie: Yeah, the Weapon X one?
Steve-O: I had the Cyclops figure.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, dude.
igottadookie: The Weapon X one?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I have the Weapon X toy, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I had Cyclops.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: people.
Steve-O: You flick the switch and his eyes would light up.
IGOTTADUMP: I had Weapon X. yep yep i had him i had storm i had professor x
igottadookie: Hell yeah dude.
igottadookie: Chris used to...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I had Sauron and then I got Sauron again.
igottadookie: Chris used to jerk off. receives the jerk off on his storm action figure
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Steve-O: Oh, it's snowing. It's snowing.
IGOTTADUMP: Why are you always taking that into the tub?
igottadookie: yeah
Lemme Get an E-A-G: oh
Steve-O: Hmm.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I don't...
IGOTTADUMP: Get it paid it? Tom! That's my dad.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Were we just talking about how we were like third grade?
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I don't like this. I don't like this.
IGOTTADUMP: What?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Nothing.
IGOTTADUMP: I like the X -Men.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Continue.
IGOTTADUMP: Quite a bit, all right? I still do.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You're just a big morph guy. I know.
IGOTTADUMP: I am. Who is him?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No.
igottadookie: I had a Morph action figure too.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, me too
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Wow. Did... Did your parents hate you?
IGOTTADUMP: I had all the X -Men known.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: wait did you have like sick you had like sickly more of who had like gone eyes
igottadookie: I just had them all.
Steve-O: I'm buying you more for that's everybody.
igottadookie: I mean I I mean always.
IGOTTADUMP: I love the, I love My favorite toy was the apocalypse toy though.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: I mean, he always looked Sickly.
IGOTTADUMP: I think it was awesome. looking
Steve-O: That was one.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: Did you put it together from having all the other toys?
IGOTTADUMP: No, there was one like that, but there was just
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, no, that was before that it was a thing.
Steve-O: Oh, okay
IGOTTADUMP: It was just straight up. just straight up just apocalypse because he had all like the tubes and stuff and it looked really neat
Steve-O: m I remember there being... You would buy like a bunch of them and then you could finally put them together.
IGOTTADUMP: I thought that was a sentinel.
Steve-O: It might have been a Sentinel. It might have been a Sentinel.
IGOTTADUMP: That's the one I i remember pretty distinctly.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: I... i'm not trying to flex my my nerddom here but i had the resident evil toy sets resident evil 1 and 2.
IGOTTADUMP: No shit. Really?
igottadookie: Man you still got him
Steve-O: I ruined them all for a fucking birthday cake, dude.
igottadookie: Wow
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, you know what? Wait, I think I remember.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I had a tire.
IGOTTADUMP: Do I?
Steve-O: you You might have been there for that, Chris.
igottadookie: Whose birthday?
IGOTTADUMP: Wee!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I had a tyrant and ah I had a.
igottadookie: Whose birthday was it?
IGOTTADUMP: Was I there for that?
Steve-O: You might have been there for that.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh my god, I didn't know those were...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I had a Tyrant and I had a Mr. X toy. That's that's what I was rocking.
igottadookie: But I don't.
Steve-O: Dude, they were so cool.
igottadookie: think I had any Resident Evil toys.
Steve-O: the The Mr. X one had like a true leather like. jacket. It was awesome.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. True leather. It was real leather.
Steve-O: a Real leather. Real leather.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It was real leather, bro.
IGOTTADUMP: Hmm.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Uh...
igottadookie: oh
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, no, i I think my favorite X -Men toy was, I had an Onslaught toy.
igottadookie: Psylocke? Mine was Psylocke.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, Onslaught?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Onslaught was sick dude
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, dude.
Steve-O: e
IGOTTADUMP: That thing looked fucking awesome. That was like the same dimensions as the Hulkbuster. Iron Man.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, that's what I mean.
IGOTTADUMP: Because they had that.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: He was fucking enormous.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, it's huge.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: He was he was ah he was a top tier. in the toy rotation. He was like who's in the top like three
IGOTTADUMP: And then I had like 18 ,000 Batman.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: Yeah, I had a bunch of Batman action figures
Steve-O: Mm -hmm.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. Of Okay.
IGOTTADUMP: Just like so many Batman figures.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Uh...
Steve-O: It's like Arctic winter Batman.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: also so Also, I'm just going to post this because now now you got me. Now my algorithm's all Warhammer shit. So you want to talk about scale creep? ah So these two.
Steve-O: Don't blame us for that.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: These two pictures?
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, it's not my fault man.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: So these two pictures, that's the same models. Like that's the same guy.
Steve-O: You know what?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That was, that's
Steve-O: That's like a...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Isn't that cute?
Steve-O: this is you know if if you can't handle me at this then you can't have me at this
IGOTTADUMP: he
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah yeah you don't deserve me at my 11th if you can't handle me at my second edition you can't handle me at my
IGOTTADUMP: excuse me
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: oh it's just a big old orc he looks
Lemme Get an E-A-G: my 10th edition.
IGOTTADUMP: Face looks the same, you know, it looks still looks cute.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: It's big work, man
Lemme Get an E-A-G: ah Yeah, you know, super cute, super chill.
Steve-O: He's still got the little guy which is fun
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah uh more guy dude
IGOTTADUMP: yeah Yeah, hell yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Fucking rocks. Anyway. Um... So yeah, I've been playing Onimusha. I very much like it a lot. Everybody's making me jealous.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That I'm not playing Zero Company, but... I hold strong.
igottadookie: But it's Star Wars.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: All right.
Steve-O: I'll play it when it's on sale.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Whoa sick burn, bro
igottadookie: I'll play it never.
Steve-O: No, I'm just saying it'll be like 20 bucks by like.
igottadookie: I'll play it.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, no.
Steve-O: Winter I bet.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. Yeah, or there'll be some cool DLC or something. Make it worth it
Steve-O: Hey. This is a DLC announcement. um The ah Forbidden Solitaire just announced the DLC, Chris.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, you know what? I actually... played Not only did I... I hear about that when I booted up my Steam Deck. But there's a DLC for... Oh, I talked about that last episode. Vampire...
IGOTTADUMP: Was it Vampire Crawling?
Steve-O: Of a pie survivors or crawlers crawlers
IGOTTADUMP: Crawler. Crawlers is coming. Wait, wait. When is that coming out? Is that Al?
Steve-O: October.
IGOTTADUMP: October? Okay. I did hear about that.
Steve-O: It's called the discarded.
IGOTTADUMP: Discord.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh man. Oh, so have you guys been playing any any games? Anything new? You think juicy?
Steve-O: um
igottadookie: I have been... Oh, you know what? I brought... Broke out the old 3DS.
IGOTTADUMP: Whoa
Steve-O: Whoa
IGOTTADUMP: woe
Steve-O: whoa
igottadookie: Steve, because...
IGOTTADUMP: Okay. Here we go.
igottadookie: uh dev or Devin. Owen is real into fucking...
IGOTTADUMP: well
igottadookie: It's Freudian slip. I know.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, dude.
igottadookie: I see Devin as my child.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, damn.
igottadookie: Um, he's been really into pokemon so i'm like yo let me show you my fucking pokemon
IGOTTADUMP: cool
igottadookie: games and all my Pokemon and guess which one he saw He didn't read it, but I read the name out loud because I was trying to remember it.
IGOTTADUMP: oh no Oh, no.
Steve-O: Which Pokemon or which game?
igottadookie: Because... Okay, so... Well...
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, no.
igottadookie: I went through my Pokemon. Uh, vol -
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
igottadookie: And X. And if you remember Steve, we played the shit out of that one. We did a lot of.
Steve-O: We played a lot of X
igottadookie: We did a lot of trading. And.
Steve-O: Yeah.
igottadookie: One of them... I don't know if you remember where... where this is going but one of i remember we were and um What is it? Jonacon.
Steve-O: Mm -hmm
igottadookie: we did a lot of trading a lot of uh a lot of value put on names yeah
Steve-O: but This was 13 years ago. Yeah.
igottadookie: I believe Rain still has regular duck, and i so we still want regular duck. Like, that's still very high on my... ah collection uh wants but This one, I believe. You traded to me.
igottadookie: I don't know if you got it from somebody else. but Let me show you a picture.
Steve-O: um Yeah, I'm curious.
igottadookie: Actually, you know I'll post it in our games
Steve-O: Okay.
igottadookie: With no context.
IGOTTADUMP: Okay, I want to see this too. I'm curious about this name.
igottadookie: And this one came up. And I was like.
Steve-O: wow
igottadookie: I'm like... I'm like nips.
IGOTTADUMP: let's take a look ah Oh.
igottadookie: And now. Now Owen just refers to it as nips and he he opened a mill tank. card.
Steve-O: Oh no.
igottadookie: and said hey look dad it's nips isn't that
Steve-O: No.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Steve-O: ah
igottadookie: Isn't it funny and like he laughs but it's like a fake laugh because he doesn't think it's funny But he thinks it's funny that I think it's funny.
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, yeah, yeah Like he's trying to be in on the joke.
igottadookie: So he laughs
Steve-O: Oh.
igottadookie: Yeah!
Steve-O: Right.
igottadookie: So he's not funny and I'm like, yeah, but like I don't like don't talk about.
Steve-O: but Like, stop it.
IGOTTADUMP: You don't know.
igottadookie: It's kind of stuff with your friends.
IGOTTADUMP: You don't know why.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Don't say that.
IGOTTADUMP: You don't know why.
igottadookie: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: oh dude dude that's always when i got in the worst trouble is when i would say jokes that i i didn't quite get Was I?
igottadookie: Yeah, there's nips there's that there's a couple of devin
Steve-O: Oh.
igottadookie: You didn't know?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, like I would tell jokes that were definitely not for children. Because my dad would say it. and then ah And then I get in trouble. And then I'd cry.
igottadookie: Yeah, there's a couple. of There's a couple other ones in here, too.
Steve-O: I didn't know any better.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You'd like rubber balls and liquor dude oh my God.
Steve-O: Wow, dude
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, dude, I heard that one young too.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That one got me in trouble.
IGOTTADUMP: and i Power one got old. Wow.
igottadookie: My Uncle Pepe is... You'll you'll meet him on... on Saturday, but um my Uncle Pepe used to say...
igottadookie: When the Pocahontas movie was out. He used to just say... Poker hot ass.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
igottadookie: Oh, he's...
Steve-O: Oh my god.
igottadookie: We always thought it was the funniest fucking thing when we were kids.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah dude how is he how is he also not the shitter on that critter guy though like it just seems like
IGOTTADUMP: but yeah
igottadookie: He's not yeah poker hot ass.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I know, but like, it just seems like.
igottadookie: Yeah That's the same vein.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That's insane. By the way, I used that in a sentence.
igottadookie: Yeah. You used it? Yeah?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: What's the context?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I guess.
igottadookie: You saw a nice ah fit looking Shiba Inu at the dog park and you're like, yo, look at that critter.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: This is beat. No, I just said it. jenny Jenny set me up for it. Jenny set me up for it. And then I dropped it and the look of pure disgust on her face was like everything to me.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I was like, yes
igottadookie: Oh yeah, dude, it's gross.
IGOTTADUMP: We'll be...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: everything i wanted she was like she was fucking appalled dude she's like oh and i'm like
igottadookie: It's a gross thing to say. Yeah.
igottadookie: And you were like, oh, John told me this.
Steve-O: but but
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You know.
IGOTTADUMP: Blame him.
igottadookie: I got it from John.
IGOTTADUMP: You play them immediately.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. I folded.
Steve-O: It's okay, though. I got him back. Steve, 13 years ago, traded him a meal tank that he named Nips.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: it's all playing out
Steve-O: What? ah What are you talking about?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Fucking.
igottadookie: can you Can you see the original ah the original owner of some of these?
Steve-O: I think so.
igottadookie: I just broke it out.
Steve-O: I believe you can.
igottadookie: Let me see.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, your owner? You mean your boss?
Steve-O: in in pokemon you can see the original pokemons like who caught it.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: What was that?
igottadookie: Yeah, I want to see yeah I'm going to see you Thursday.
Steve-O: or who traded it to you i think
igottadookie: Steve receipt here.
IGOTTADUMP: Did Steve make nips?
igottadookie: Trying to find that out now.
IGOTTADUMP: her
Steve-O: This is breaking news right here.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: oh wait oh i steve you you didn't or you think you might have
Steve-O: I don't know, we'll find out
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Nip sounds like a John Suarez regional. I'll be honest.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, it does. I'm leaning more towards Jon.
igottadookie: I can't find anything
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, maybe that means it's you.
igottadookie: Look. Well, let me.
igottadookie: Because there's a couple there's a couple different Devins in here, a couple Geodudes.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Whoa.
igottadookie: So they can't be.
Steve-O: but Everyone traded you. Or maybe you named them all.
igottadookie: Can't all be my Devin's i can't do
Steve-O: You could have named them all Devin. That would have been a John Suarez thing where you name every Geodude Devin.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, yeah. Wait, are they all geo dudes?
IGOTTADUMP: Hehehehehehe.
Steve-O: Well, while you're going through there, I'm playing a game that is very Pokemon coded recently. It's a free to play game called Anemo. It just came out this week.
Steve-O: ah it would I would describe it as. Genshin Impact meets Pokemon. And I've been having a pretty decent time with it. It's, you know. It's one of those games where it's like, ah you know.
Steve-O: just run around the open world and try and do whatever uh but the uh it's not trying to gouge me with like gotcha things every five minutes so i've been i've been enjoying it
igottadookie: Like everything these days.
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Animal.
Steve-O: I'm skipping all the cut scenes though. um Because I don't care.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Whoa.
Steve-O: I don't care.
IGOTTADUMP: Let's do it. Two eyes?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I mean...
Steve-O: Two eyes. Yeah
IGOTTADUMP: Two eyes.
Steve-O: it's It's a little cutesy game. I'm enjoying it a lot. like It's fun. It's a fun like little like cozy. Like... Chiller. You know you enjoy your day you're hanging out
IGOTTADUMP: Okay, where's the horror?
igottadookie: How was the game?
IGOTTADUMP: Where's the horror, Steve?
Steve-O: There's no horror.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Well, where where does...
Steve-O: Devin, this is...
IGOTTADUMP: Okay.
Steve-O: their Chris, this is not a horror game.
IGOTTADUMP: okay all right steve wink wink let me let me get this um
Steve-O: Chris, there's no horror. This is genuine.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, no.
Steve-O: This is genuine!
IGOTTADUMP: Okay, sure thing.
Steve-O: No, Steve. It's Steve.
IGOTTADUMP: Okay, whatever.
Steve-O: but steve
IGOTTADUMP: Whatever. It's going to get creepy. I can tell. I can tell by the image. Alright. It's cool. I'm picking it up.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You're going to buy it?
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, yeah, yeah.
Steve-O: He's picking it up. He said he's picking it up.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm going to pick it up. He's down, Steve. He's fucking, he's pulling my leg.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, you know buy it I go I want to see how
IGOTTADUMP: I'm gonna get nice and creeped out here.
Steve-O: No, no, you're not you're not you're genuinely not
IGOTTADUMP: That's it. This little panda thing is going to fucking face going to split open.
Steve-O: You're gonna just be like, Steve, you wasted my time.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: it probably It probably hacks into, you yeah, probably hacked into your...
igottadookie: Oh, gee.
IGOTTADUMP: Which which one of these cute animals is gonna hang themselves?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: oh yeah
IGOTTADUMP: Just tell me right now. Just tell me right now
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's going to hack into your save file in your cell phone.
Steve-O: oh Yeah. it's um
IGOTTADUMP: Just give me the one.
Steve-O: Hold on.
IGOTTADUMP: that It's all I want, Steve.
Steve-O: Hold on. You really want to know?
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. Just...
Steve-O: You really want to know?
igottadookie: Now, Steve, Nips is yours. It says OT Steve here.
IGOTTADUMP: Yo!
Steve-O: Let's go.
igottadookie: so that It's yours, yeah
Steve-O: Let's go.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh.
Steve-O: That one's mine.
IGOTTADUMP: All right
igottadookie: That one Steve's
IGOTTADUMP: I, that's gotta, I gotta print that.
igottadookie: i got I got the receipts, baby.
IGOTTADUMP: Got to print that. The receipt's through there.
Steve-O: got You know what?
IGOTTADUMP: That's going out tomorrow.
Steve-O: No excuses. No excuses. You know what? I'm going to bust out my 3DS because I might own.
igottadookie: This is Devon. Who's there? Who's there? Oh, a couple of John Suarez originals.
Steve-O: I might own the... The regular duck. I might own the regular duck.
igottadookie: You still know that?
Steve-O: I think I traded.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
Steve-O: I think I traded Rain and Alakazam at the end of Jonakon for it.
igottadookie: No, oh he's he stay he says he still has it then he but he posted a picture recently.
Steve-O: All right. Well, I'm going to I'm going to dig. I'm going to dig. I'm going to see if I have it, if he's got it, because I need to see I need to see the ah the ownership tag. I need to see that.
igottadookie: Yeah.
Steve-O: Because rain was the original owner. Yeah
igottadookie: Yeah. No, no.
Steve-O: Yeah.
igottadookie: How?
Steve-O: Or was I the original owner?
igottadookie: me I forget. I think you're the original owner. and rain traded you something like a he's trading you like a legendary pokemon
Steve-O: Oh. Oh, you know what? I think that's what it was. I got the Alakazam.
IGOTTADUMP: he Success has many fathers.
Steve-O: That's what it is. I got the Alakazam.
IGOTTADUMP: But nips.
igottadookie: Because we are...
IGOTTADUMP: is an orphan.
Steve-O: I got the hour to them.
igottadookie: Yeah, cuz we all we all wanted we were like yo we Yo, I need regular dog
Steve-O: You got this.
igottadookie: And then everybody wanted regular duck. But then Rain traded you. so He gave you the best offer.
Steve-O: He gave me like a level 80 Alakazam.
igottadookie: which was like... Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah, for a level 5 regular duck.
igottadookie: All right, who's who's who's Devon is this, let me see. Oh, that's mine That's my definition, my view to Devin.
Steve-O: They're gonna all be yours. They're gonna all be yours
igottadookie: Trying to see what other weirdo ones I have.
igottadookie: But yeah. Fucking nips as a Steve
Steve-O: That's a Steve original.
igottadookie: You know... Maybe I'll offer up.
IGOTTADUMP: Mm.
igottadookie: nips for a regular dock to see if seef rain bites.
Steve-O: Whoa. whoa Because now there's lore added on to nips now because he's.
IGOTTADUMP: Thank you.
igottadookie: i still
IGOTTADUMP: Thank you. them
igottadookie: If there's a dream.
Steve-O: Extended outside of the game.
igottadookie: but
Steve-O: it has it infected the universe.
igottadookie: There's a dragon air. There's a dragon air in here just called ball sacks b -a -l -l
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Hey.
igottadookie: S -A -X.
Steve-O: Is that you?
igottadookie: who's This is...
Steve-O: Is that you?
igottadookie: Yeah. Whose is this?
Steve-O: Is that a John original?
igottadookie: Yeah, that's a John original ball sack.
Steve-O: That's a John original.
IGOTTADUMP: Heh heh heh heh
Steve-O: Let's go.
igottadookie: Wise? Why is his name Balsax though?
IGOTTADUMP: You gonna show Owen that one too?
igottadookie: No.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah Why not?
igottadookie: No.
IGOTTADUMP: He's gonna get that. I'll be like, yeah, hell yeah.
igottadookie: But he's like, yo, oh yo, can I play that?
IGOTTADUMP: That's hilarious.
igottadookie: Can you battle? And I'm like... Bro, you need to know how to fucking read first before you can play a game like this.
IGOTTADUMP: Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!
Steve-O: ah
igottadookie: Real talk. Like, maybe we should work on reading.
Steve-O: That's the secret. You got to read to play the games.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, man
igottadookie: Man, this was a classic
IGOTTADUMP: That's good incentive.
igottadookie: This is a classic classic game.
Steve-O: Alright.
Steve-O: We want to...
IGOTTADUMP: So...
Steve-O: Get to some some funky business.
IGOTTADUMP: Is that? Yeah, let's get to the get to the news, I guess.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: get to some funky kong yeah let's get this
Steve-O: Funky Kong News.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: dude I gotta find out.
IGOTTADUMP: What do we got here? Devin loaded loaded her up.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, I did. I loaded it up. ah Yeah, let's start with some of the trailers. We saw this trailer when we saw Resident Evil. This is trailer two for Other Mommy.
IGOTTADUMP: I think I'm a lock for this.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'm dude. I really...
IGOTTADUMP: I think I'm gonna walk.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I saw this before.
Steve-O: Hmm.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I saw the trip.
Steve-O: The kitchen one, right?
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, that one that one really sold me more.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, yeah. But dude, dude, when she's in the tub, she just puts that soap on her head and then she looks like a fucking creepy alien. And I was like.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'm fucking... I'm out of my mind creeped out.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
igottadookie: I'm down.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'm down, dude.
igottadookie: i am I'm DTF.
IGOTTADUMP: kind of Kind of excited, kind of horny.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: hell you
IGOTTADUMP: Um...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Um...
IGOTTADUMP: Bye.
Steve-O: Um...
IGOTTADUMP: Mmm.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: fair enough yeah what if what if the husband so what's cool what we talked about before is what was cool in at least in the first trailer
Steve-O: Um...
IGOTTADUMP: Um,
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Like, you know, little girl, little kids see something creepy. Hypically. you know takes the whole movie to convince the parents ah The dad apparently finds out immediately that there's something fucking creepy, which is fun, right?
IGOTTADUMP: Great.
Steve-O: Mm.
IGOTTADUMP: Great work. Yeah, fun.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: um it would make me laugh though if the husband's like you know other mommy's kind of a Freak.
IGOTTADUMP: Yo! Maybe we could talk about a little menage a trois.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And I'm kind of... Oh, what if you and other mommy and I call you both mommy?
IGOTTADUMP: What?
Steve-O: okay
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And then we have a little fun in this ball pit.
IGOTTADUMP: Hey girl, why don't you roll up into a ball for me?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: What is that?
igottadookie: Have a little Dr. Manhattan action. you know?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, dude. What if you transformed yourself into three? other blue dudes with giant dongs and then we all have sex with me What if?
IGOTTADUMP: You'd be a heart out when her whole whole face just turns into vaginas.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: What if you
igottadookie: While while the real ones doing work in the lab
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, well, the real one's doing science experiments.
Steve-O: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: Hehehehe.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: What if we all did that? Um, All right. ah So.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I mean
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I know. youre All right. Well, listen.
IGOTTADUMP: Outside of our weird horny jokes, um I think this is going to be good.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: some
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, i'm I'm pretty, I'm hard in. It was fun because I had no idea about this until like a few months ago. And now I'm like, ooh, I'm very excited. Now, this next one, I know what you're going to say.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's a Netflix movie. It's got your sevens in a tuxedo.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I see it at the top there. You know what that that stamp usually means? that it's not a movie.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah Yeah, right.
IGOTTADUMP: You know?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: um Every once in a while they throw out something. ah Throw out a good heater. So this one gives me very, very strong menu vibes.
IGOTTADUMP: do they?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: So the idea is like that. you know. Chris Evans plays, ah he's like ah an actor who's going to like a, you know, a... Uh... save the planet type of.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: conference right and then these Like freedom fighters, essentially. Hijack it and they take a bunch of people hostages And he's like, okay, how do we get out of this? And she's like, oh, we have to sacrifice three of you to a volcano. Okay.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And.
IGOTTADUMP: Joe versus the Vulcan unit.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Concept wise. I don't hate it.
IGOTTADUMP: I mean, I've seen it. It's called Joe vs. the Volcano.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, yeah, yeah, here it is. Well, guess what? That came out 30 -something years ago, and I'm ready for a new one.
IGOTTADUMP: um He had a brain cloud, Devin.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'm...
IGOTTADUMP: That's why he did it.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Well, I'm ready for a new one. And I said, okay. It's on the radar. I'll say that. It's on the radar. Um, But also guys.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Now this irritates me. And... I guess it guess it all depends on how you want to look at it, right? is the series going to end or is the series going to get cancelled
IGOTTADUMP: What do you mean?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And. Well, apparently Daredevil, they're saying. Getting cancelled. with season three at disney plus and it's like
IGOTTADUMP: I'd said it ended, though, here.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I know that that's my art is some say it's ending. Some say it's getting canceled.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, you're thinking it's just some positive PR trying to spin it the other way.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And I'm like.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: or or it's the other way right maybe maybe it's just like maybe the fucking show's just gonna be done And they're like. Nah, dude, it's getting canceled. Because, you know, Marvel, canceling.
Steve-O: I think.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That's like their favorite fucking, you know. Chocolate peanut butter in terms of headlines.
Steve-O: They couldn't hang. I really do think that. This Daredevil run just couldn't hang with what it needed to be.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. Yep.
igottadookie: Green Lantern killed it.
Steve-O: You kind of did a little bit.
IGOTTADUMP: Yep.
igottadookie: They were like, oh sh - Shit, dog.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: and Green Lantern did not kill this. cause This was already killing itself by before Green Lanterns was even a thing.
IGOTTADUMP: No, mate. Yeah. ah true but they watch Green Lantern and they're like what the fuck are we doing What are we doing?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, then the right.
Steve-O: Dude.
igottadookie: yeah You know, we need um we need a detective show. We're gonna...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And he said, listen, you're getting one more, and that's it.
igottadookie: announce a detective show.
Steve-O: This is a lawyer show.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yes.
Steve-O: We want a detective show now.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. Um, I mean, granted, I'm sure like all these shows, they would all go a million seasons if they could. but
IGOTTADUMP: So Wonder Man and Daredevil got canceled. What? What? What remaining? Disney shows are there.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I mean... Exactly. i I also do think that... ah
IGOTTADUMP: x -men 97
Lemme Get an E-A-G: no no that can stay because that's not tied in i really do think uh marvel is like
Steve-O: let's see
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. cool Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: we're We're cutting this shit out. We're cutting this live action TV shit. Write the fuck out because. It's kind of the problem, right? It's kind of a big cause.
IGOTTADUMP: Most certainly is.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: what why they Why they are where they are. Um, But also...
IGOTTADUMP: It's a lost leader.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I know, man. Also an equally super bummer news. Um, paramount has settled its antitrust suits and basically that was the big hurdle before
IGOTTADUMP: Oh boy.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh boy.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Warner Brothers Discovery and Paramount Merge. a Billionaire got their bottle.
IGOTTADUMP: Uh oh. or Maybe, uh...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No one's really surprised
IGOTTADUMP: Maybe that's not good. you know
Lemme Get an E-A-G: hey Yeah, right.
IGOTTADUMP: Maybe somebody should have.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: um
IGOTTADUMP: Not did that.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: and I'm sure somebody just got the money that they wanted. it Right. Like, because at the end of the day.
IGOTTADUMP: Rob Bonita.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, I'm sure Rob Benita is squeaky clean and he didn't take a payout.
IGOTTADUMP: Let's sack a sh - Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'm sure that's would happen. um Yeah, and it's just kind of a... It kind of sucks.
IGOTTADUMP: Gavin Newsom. You suck.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Kind.
IGOTTADUMP: McGavin Newcombe. That's what I call them.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Got him. Yeah, it ah it sucks. I don't like it. a lot of people are going to lose their jobs and the It's just getting smaller. Also, apparently um now.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: But one of the results or one of the, I guess the writers on here, the concessions is that they have to make 30 movies a year. um That's a lot man
IGOTTADUMP: Get ready for some AI slop, Devin.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah get fucking ready dude you know nothing says art house like having to make a movie to hit a that's a brewster's millions situation right
IGOTTADUMP: I hope you're ready to see.
IGOTTADUMP: AI.
Steve-O: You gotta make 30 movies.
IGOTTADUMP: It's going to be called AI Max now.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: And it's only going to show AI films made by Warner Bros. Paramount.
Steve-O: We got the Sopranos back.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: you know though chris if you had some warner brothers to stock you would have got 10
IGOTTADUMP: Hey.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: 10 % boost.
IGOTTADUMP: They try to get.
Steve-O: Oh, no.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Your stocks.
IGOTTADUMP: they try to get the tony soprano ai to say gabagool but he just goes Oh my god!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah
Steve-O: You know.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It just turns in the Tasmanian devil.
Steve-O: thank
IGOTTADUMP: You don't know what I'm talking about!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: RAP. Yeah. Perfect. ah Yeah, so that's that's pretty psyched, pretty excited for that, right?
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, it's all. ill Cheer for the billionaires. ah But. There was a we'll go good and then we'll go bad again. um new New trailer for the further misadventures of Cliff Booth.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: which continues to look very excitable. Like I'm in.
IGOTTADUMP: That looks cool. That looks cool.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Uh, i don't know if you caught the the line though they're like hey how can we stop the you know, stop working with Rick. He's like, oh, he got too fat for me to be his body double.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Or just...
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Which is kind of great. um
IGOTTADUMP: You know what? You know what the book revealed about Rick? Mr. Rick Dalton.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Uh... No, Rick. No. What?
IGOTTADUMP: He was bipolar is bipolar.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I believe it
IGOTTADUMP: That was a big part of who he is. So.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yep.
IGOTTADUMP: And he was undiagnosed, of course. and he He treated it with alcohol. That's who he was.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: He's a little psycho. And they got fat, apparently.
IGOTTADUMP: There it is. He got really fat because he drank too much.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Got really fat. He got he basically turned
Lemme Get an E-A-G: He's basically what's -his -name in The Godfather.
IGOTTADUMP: Who got that?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Vito?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, like The Godfather. That reactor.
IGOTTADUMP: Vito Corleone.
Steve-O: That's the man's name.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, but the actor I'm talking about.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, Marlon Brando.
igottadookie: Marlon Brando.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Thank you. thank Yes.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh Yeah, whoa
Lemme Get an E-A-G: God damn.
IGOTTADUMP: He got fat you know just to get fat.
Steve-O: He ate a bunch of oranges.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That's what happened the Rick Rick up fat.
IGOTTADUMP: He's...
Steve-O: unique
IGOTTADUMP: kept getting fat, too.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Fatter.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Well.
Steve-O: I'm gonna play a fat guy in this role.
IGOTTADUMP: You know? I guess.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You're speaking of fat.
IGOTTADUMP: apocalypse now that was how he was cast
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Uh...
Steve-O: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: P H a T baby.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah Yeah. but Speaking of some.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Fat load.
IGOTTADUMP: Woo! woo
Lemme Get an E-A-G: A bullshit.
IGOTTADUMP: Ew.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: um Hey.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: if you If there was ever a time to be like... You've lost me forever.
IGOTTADUMP: Uh -oh.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Disney Plus.
IGOTTADUMP: Goodbye, Disney+.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: has announced that. There will be ads on every tier. You cannot. Avoid ads. If... you were paying, you know.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: $7, $10, $20 a month, nah. yeah You gotta pay for ads.
IGOTTADUMP: Remind me to cancel Disney+.
Steve-O: Third.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: What?
IGOTTADUMP: plus
Steve-O: They're saying that...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: ah If you have the premium. tier. That they only put ads at the beginning and the end of the movie.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, that's great.
Steve-O: doesn't interrupt it.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I shouldn't. Have to. That's insane.
Steve-O: No, I'm with you. I'm in full agreement.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That's a...
Steve-O: I'm telling you what, I think trailers, it's just obnoxious now when you go to a movie, you got to watch an hour of trailers. And then the movie starts and the movie's like three hours long.
Steve-O: And then after you have to stay for the credits because you have to see somebody go. Sequel?
igottadookie: yeah
Steve-O: and you're like by that time you've already spent six hours in that movie theater
IGOTTADUMP: Is that why you...
Steve-O: Your family doesn't know where you are.
IGOTTADUMP: Is that why you were spitting on the screen, left? I mean, what scene were you in?
Steve-O: Yeah, I was happy.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: I'm here.
IGOTTADUMP: Jesus. I just wondered why that was happening.
Steve-O: I'm telling you what. One trailer. and Whoever it is, they paid the most money to put their trailer at the beginning of that movie.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, so it's like the Keelys?
IGOTTADUMP: So what? Like a Hunger Games situation.
Steve-O: Yeah! And then. um You know.
IGOTTADUMP: I think every director should fight.
Steve-O: There you go. Ooh.
IGOTTADUMP: And whoever fights like the tiers, like first tier gets the most coverage for trailers. second tier gets he gets a few I'm third. Yeah.
Steve-O: Did you know how big Guillermo del Toro is?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Fair enough.
Steve-O: He's a big guy.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And he's up.
IGOTTADUMP: I know.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: me
IGOTTADUMP: I'd like to see him toss his weight around a little bit.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Is he tall? Is he tall though?
Steve-O: There's a photo of him with George Lucas George Lucas looks like a little runt next to him A little runt of a man. You want to see this?
IGOTTADUMP: Well, George Lucas is 4 '6".
Steve-O: Yeah, look at this picture and from from shit talk that I'm putting in here. Boom. Look at this picture.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Alright.
IGOTTADUMP: Allegedly.
Steve-O: This was taken just a couple hours ago.
IGOTTADUMP: A couple hours?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh my God.
IGOTTADUMP: what who are Were you there?
Steve-O: couple of Seven hours ago.
IGOTTADUMP: Are you there?
Steve-O: Seven hours ago.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: is he Is he squishing George Lucas?
Steve-O: yeah He's crushing his bones.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Dude, that looks nothing like George Lucas, by the way
Steve-O: No, because that's the first time George Lucas has ever displayed an emotion.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: that's that must be it because like what the fuck
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, he's a bear Of a man. I would like to see him fight. like ah Ooh. David Fincher?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You know, he helped Norman Reedus. Yep, Norma Reedus in those. Death Stranding games. as Deadman.
Steve-O: He did.
IGOTTADUMP: You know? Nobody played those outside of you.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I played them.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And I like them.
Steve-O: That's why Fizzint isn't coming out on PlayStation.
IGOTTADUMP: And Paul. than Paul.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, that's right.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, well, there.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That's why it isn't a fucking Xbox exclusive, man.
IGOTTADUMP: If all you got is a bunch of Devins playing your game, you got to cancel everything. Move to Xbox.
Steve-O: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Hideo. You got to put more yellow tape and stink lines all over this game.
IGOTTADUMP: and That's what you need.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Hey -ho -day -ho, what are you doing?
IGOTTADUMP: Get in there. That's what people want. Didn't you hear that goofy guy on YouTube?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: the world. Hey, how about hey daylight coming me want to go home a day
Steve-O: DAAA -
IGOTTADUMP: yeah oh
Lemme Get an E-A-G: How you doing? it I'm here all week. um, all Alright. Okay.
Steve-O: But ah fuck you, Disney+.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Fuck.
Steve-O: plus
Lemme Get an E-A-G: you Fuck you, Disney.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, fuck you and your as rotten asshole, you disgusting syphilitic rat.
Steve-O: Fuck you.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Fuck you, Disney. pluss
Lemme Get an E-A-G: streaming services are a pox also check out this trailer for stardust 2 only on warhammer plus
IGOTTADUMP: Oh God, what are they doing to us now?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Uh...
igottadookie: Astartes too.
IGOTTADUMP: What does Warhammer Plus have to do to me so I can watch this?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Listen. Oh.
Steve-O: They're putting the ads in all over the place.
IGOTTADUMP: Ugh.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. um
IGOTTADUMP: Go ahead.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: this is a This is for me. This is a for me one. Um... Astartes is a... Pretty outstanding.
IGOTTADUMP: Very good.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Web. Cartoon, I guess? I don't know what you call it.
Steve-O: It's a web series.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: ah A web series ah that was so good that... Warhammer or Games Workshop basically hired this guy and then created an entire streaming service to say, hey, look, what if you wanted more Astartes?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And the sequel is finally coming out. It's coming out in December. It looks gorgeous and it will probably be amazing.
Steve-O: This is huge. Chris, you must be stoked because I remember when the first ones were coming out, you were really into that series.
IGOTTADUMP: I was?
Steve-O: Yeah, you were real big into the Astartes.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. You were really big into it, dude. You don't remember?
IGOTTADUMP: Uh... Wow, really put me on the spot right now.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You don't.
Steve-O: Because you would always come up with the Astartes of the week when we were doing the the podcast back when the original ones were coming out.
IGOTTADUMP: um
igottadookie: Yeah, I remember.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah Wait, no, I said ass tardies.
Steve-O: Yay.
IGOTTADUMP: That's what I said. I didn't say Astartes. I know what I said. And that's nothing compared to what I was watching. Okay. I definitely didn't watch this I don't know what he did.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You didn't watch this sick -ass shit? Sorry.
IGOTTADUMP: I didn't.
Steve-O: I'm...
IGOTTADUMP: Because I didn't know how to get to it, Devin.
Steve-O: yeah Warhammer Plus.
IGOTTADUMP: I don't understand this.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You didn't have Warhammer Plus.
Steve-O: Warhammer Plus.
IGOTTADUMP: I don't understand Warhammer Plus.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, listen. So the cool thing about it is it's an app that barely works and you can't watch it on your TV because there's no fucking.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, well, like, what the fuck am I...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: listen
Steve-O: Just...
IGOTTADUMP: Why...
Steve-O: That sounds so lame.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Why would I give any money to this?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's... it's so fucking frustrating but i've been subscribed to it for like four years in a row
Steve-O: Yes, we've got. Two videos you can watch and the rest are just PDF files.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: there's there's legitimately There's legitimately some really good content on it, but I never check it because I can only... I can't ever look at shit on my on my TV.
Steve-O: If you can make an app. on a phone. Is it on a phone? Does it have a phone app?
IGOTTADUMP: Thank you.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah Yeah, it does.
IGOTTADUMP: if
Steve-O: Okay.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It does.
Steve-O: Oh, thank God. If this was just like a website.
IGOTTADUMP: So I can, I can. Cast it to a TV.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, but that's whole fucking thing. It's like god damn it
IGOTTADUMP: Ugh.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, see?
IGOTTADUMP: if
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That's the face I made. Ugh, come on.
IGOTTADUMP: Get with the times, whatever.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: i'd rather die that's what i said Hey.
IGOTTADUMP: What is this? The 40? What is this? The 40 ,000?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: century i gotta sit here and eat my slop and watch
Lemme Get an E-A-G: But man.
IGOTTADUMP: Warhammer 4K on my fucking phone?
Steve-O: Forever 4K.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Warhammer 4K.
IGOTTADUMP: 4K. I gotta watch it.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: In 40K.
igottadookie: or Okay.
IGOTTADUMP: In 4K.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Not 40k like I paid for.
Steve-O: 40K to 40K.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Anyway, it's a good fucking rule. Um... um but You guys should all download it. That will be out.
IGOTTADUMP: you're gonna go to everybody's house and you're gonna have your cell phone out he's like No way!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Hey, what's your Wi -Fi? I need to cast.
IGOTTADUMP: I can't!
Steve-O: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I need to cast to your TV.
IGOTTADUMP: You're going to watch it like... Trying to get me to watch it on your tiny ass screen. Like, trigger oh, cool.
Steve-O: yeah Hold on. and a hold Hold on. now hold on
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, hold on here.
Steve-O: Hold on.
IGOTTADUMP: Look. Look. We can kiss.
Steve-O: Devin, your hand's shaking. You've been holding that for 40 minutes now.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's so cool though.
IGOTTADUMP: I don't know.
Steve-O: No, this is my...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh wait.
Steve-O: It's my favorite part.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: This is episode four. We call our chips of Bordeaux.
Steve-O: Check it out. Hold on. this This is the best part.
IGOTTADUMP: you want to You want to cast it? Hold on. I want to get it. I'm going to watch a little more on there on your phone.
Steve-O: Wait, hold on. Chris, can I have your phone for a second?
IGOTTADUMP: uh, Yeah.
Steve-O: Can I have your thumb real quick? I need to just scan your thumb real quick.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. Yeah, you got it there.
Steve-O: Okay, boom. I got the app on your phone now.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, no.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Okay. Boom, you've been evenve bit.
Steve-O: Chris, what's your credit card number? I'm plugging it in.
IGOTTADUMP: No.
Steve-O: I want to make sure you don't get the ads.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: no chris the cool the cool thing the thing that's cool though is like yeah it costs like 40 bucks a year but you also get a free annual model for this.
IGOTTADUMP: ah
Steve-O: Dude. annual model dude And you only you only pay annually.
IGOTTADUMP: who
Steve-O: You only pay annually.
IGOTTADUMP: Which but which model is it like?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You know what's fun is... ah well it changes every year this year i have an eldari called infinity's lament
IGOTTADUMP: She's that old.
IGOTTADUMP: All right.
Steve-O: But you're not going to get the Eldari because you didn't sign up in time.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh.
Steve-O: So you're going to get Blagorg.
IGOTTADUMP: I don't want Blagorg.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, you're gonna get bull gorgons that you
IGOTTADUMP: I don't need Blagorg.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Okay, fuck you then dude
IGOTTADUMP: i was thinking you know like a model you know.
Steve-O: Hey! Speaking of which. Destiny's back.
IGOTTADUMP: Is it? What? Really?
igottadookie: Ah.
Steve-O: Destiny's back.
igottadookie: Don't even get me started on that fucking shit, dude
IGOTTADUMP: What is going on?
Steve-O: i'm curious i went i did not watch anything i want to know what this is about john
IGOTTADUMP: listen
igottadookie: Do that. No, but this this happens every time. Like remember it's always like oh, we're sorry. We're changing the culture here. We're blah blah blah
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Hey, we didn't we didn't take you guys seriously again.
Steve-O: We were really hoping Marathon would be successful.
igottadookie: Yeah, it's like...
igottadookie: like I don't know, man. it's kind of just like it's a broken record now And I don't mean to be negative Nancy about something that. is very near and dear to my heart but like Just fucking let it die.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I mean, I don't want to so i don't want to ah belittle the the announcement, but didn't they just say, like, oh, we're going to unvault stuff?
igottadookie: You know?
IGOTTADUMP: John, that's how I feel about Star Trek.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And it's like, okay.
igottadookie: Yeah, sure Like, did they hire?
IGOTTADUMP: That's how I feel about Star Trek.
igottadookie: Did they hire all the... people that Got laid off. Was that part of the announcement too?
Steve-O: No. this is i This sounds like a last -ditch attempt to try and recoup any money because Marathon ain't doing it.
igottadookie: No. Interesting. to make more money. Yeah.
Steve-O: Destiny was the only thing that they had left. The Tencent. Didn't they have a Tencent deal and that fell through or something?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Um...
igottadookie: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: And this is going to sound wild to say.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Can't remember.
igottadookie: But like the only. thing. Right now I'm not gonna say to save bungee but to like Perk anybody's ears off is if they were working on the next Halo. Like that would be interesting to me.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: but they never will. And this is a different fucking bungee than it than it was before, so it doesn't matter.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Dude.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You know, if Asha Sharma didn't just like.
igottadookie: Like.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Close the fucking walled garden. Do you think there there could have been a scenario?
igottadookie: Oh, yeah, for sure.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh.
igottadookie: like if
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Man, that would have been so sick, dude.
igottadookie: If... if If she was involved...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: So if phil spencer was still flailing dude if Phil Spencer was still flailing, we could have gotten...
igottadookie: Like. a few years earlier
igottadookie: Yeah, there might have been a fucking I mean there there were rumors
Lemme Get an E-A-G: A bungee.
igottadookie: like swirling around about that shit. Back then. where it was like, oh man, Bungie's coming back.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Farty. That would have been so cool.
igottadookie: Like they're talking. They're talking to Microsoft.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's so cool.
igottadookie: They're going to do the next Halo.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, we're gonna fucking...
igottadookie: They're going to do Halo.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Going to co -produce this Halo game. With art with the squad
igottadookie: They're gonna do Halo 8. through Halo 8.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Dude that would have ruled I'm sorry, but like, if so.
igottadookie: it would have been It would have been sick, dude.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: is sony and like microsoft basically we're like hey we're gonna like co -produce this
igottadookie: And Bungie is going to, yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: like like Spider -Man right like how Sony and ah Marvel like do Spider -Man or Sony and Disney do Spider -Man
igottadookie: Yeah. yeah we're gonna do we're gonna do right by whatever like at least optically.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: high level and Even if it did suck like it would have been a what it would have been a somewhat of a fun ride. you know.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, and it would't you know it would have been...
igottadookie: And I would have bought it I would have bought whatever they made.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: Just to see. You know? But no.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Damn dude. dude Damn.
igottadookie: Because like that's the other thing like I mean, I didn't play marathon Um... Things I saw but just like playing years and thousands of hours in Destiny 2. you know And then on also. a a few hundred several hundred hours of halo infinite like
igottadookie: Gunplay wasn't there
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Got it.
igottadookie: It wasn't the same
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: Halo, you know, even though that I even though I did Enjoy my time with Halo Infinite. While playing it like it just there was no um It didn't feel the same. Still.
Steve-O: nobody Nobody does those bune and bungee head shots, dude.
igottadookie: Would have been interesting. yeah yeah it would have been interesting to have to to feel the juice again in a halo game like the same juice you know similar juice to destiny But.
igottadookie: I don't know man. I'm done. I don't care
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's done forever.
Steve-O: He's hanging it up.
IGOTTADUMP: ah man
igottadookie: Well, yeah, I mean I just like Like, why would I care? You know
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: That's smart.
igottadookie: Oh, you're unvaulting all the stuff?
IGOTTADUMP: okay
igottadookie: you gate kept away from me after paying for it for years.
IGOTTADUMP: Trust me. John, i there's plenty of things that I love that I'm just like, I'm glad. Just let it go. Like, it's like Star Trek.
igottadookie: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: um I feel the same way.
igottadookie: Christopher.
IGOTTADUMP: Just let it go. just let
Steve-O: He went out on Picard Season 3.
igottadookie: Christopher Lee Galante
Steve-O: He's alright.
IGOTTADUMP: Just let it die.
Steve-O: He's doing alright.
IGOTTADUMP: Let it die. It's fine.
igottadookie: Just let it die. Some things are okay to die, you know?
IGOTTADUMP: yeah dude nothing has to last forever enough not everything has to last forever
igottadookie: Right.
Steve-O: Some things have to last forever.
IGOTTADUMP: Some things do, not everything.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Like Spider -Man.
IGOTTADUMP: I don't know Devin?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You gotta let Spider -Man at least forever.
IGOTTADUMP: What if there's a world where everybody's Spider -Man? It would get really boring to watch a Spider -Man movie, wouldn't it?
Steve-O: If everybody's Spider -Man, then nobody's Spider -Man.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, I mean that's... No one's saying everybody has to be Spider -Man.
IGOTTADUMP: There you go.
Steve-O: it's It's like that Monty Python skit.
IGOTTADUMP: I know, but it could happen.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That's a problem only you created.
IGOTTADUMP: It could fucking happen.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Uh... Yeah.
Steve-O: You know what? What should be forever? Good food. Good friends, good fun.
IGOTTADUMP: There you go!
igottadookie: Right.
IGOTTADUMP: Wait, Omgarden?
Steve-O: Hear your family.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You know what? If every if everybody got to go to Olive Garden for free once a week.
Steve-O: Yes.
IGOTTADUMP: Okay.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I think we'd be in there.
igottadookie: They would love it.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I think.
igottadookie: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: we'd be in a better. society.
Steve-O: The tones would change about Olive Garden.
IGOTTADUMP: You know, I think Trump would take that up.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It feels like something you have to do.
IGOTTADUMP: with you
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Like, I got to go.
IGOTTADUMP: If you email them, you would, you'd probably get.
igottadookie: Wait, is Stint so Italian that he hates Al Alagarden?
IGOTTADUMP: You'd be into that.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: you know Without even knowing the answer, yes.
Steve-O: Yes. Yes.
igottadookie: we may have We may have to force it. Force our hand.
Steve-O: Force an Olive Garden.
IGOTTADUMP: He probably will spit.
igottadookie: this weekend because they're going to be here.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah I bet you 10 bucks he'll spit on the floor if we go to an owl garden.
igottadookie: I need to see this.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I think we should at least try the breadsticks, right?
IGOTTADUMP: He'd be like an old Italian grandmother. He'll still sit on the floor.
igottadookie: Yo, no lie, this this, the fucking free endless salad at Algarne is... Kind of godlike.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Solid, right?
igottadookie: It's kind of godlike.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: fine
Steve-O: Dude that dressing is phenomenal.
igottadookie: Yeah.
Steve-O: You can buy that at the supermarket.
igottadookie: It's kind of godlike.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: You know?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Stint just got randomly angry for some reason.
IGOTTADUMP: I like those yellow peppers too. i'm a big i'm a big
Lemme Get an E-A-G: He doesn't know why.
Steve-O: you don't You don't need to go to Olive Garden to get that good salad.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: But you you need to go to give them breadsticks though
IGOTTADUMP: more
Steve-O: Breadsticks are good.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: I'll tell you what, the breadsticks at Olive Garden are good.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: whoot Don't, don't Chris, don't. Really, Derek?
Steve-O: The the little biscuits at Red Lobster, though, they're phenomenal.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, they're they're top tier.
igottadookie: The Cheddar Bay Biscuits.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Dude, I'm telling you. Now, dude, shrink inflation hit those biscuits hard.
IGOTTADUMP: Their ass here. I know, but they're still they still taste them amazing.
Steve-O: eaten The dog shit if you try to keep them
igottadookie: What are you trying to say what are you trying to say Devin that that Red Lobster is gentrified now
Steve-O: If you ever had to hold on to them.
igottadookie: Is that what you're trying to say?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'm saying as somebody who went to Red Lobster within the last like. Eight months. Them biscuits be way smaller.
igottadookie: That's gross. Actually, yeah, you did.
IGOTTADUMP: They're smaller, but then the flavor's still there.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: Maybe you just got bigger. You ever think about that?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, no. Also, also.
igottadookie: ah Yeah, maybe.
Steve-O: No.
igottadookie: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
igottadookie: Maybe your hands are just bigger, Devin.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, no, you know, it's bullshit actually is they fucking they gatekeep the the roles
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You first, you sit.
igottadookie: Well they know, you know?
IGOTTADUMP: i got I got multiple multiple but baskets when I was there.
igottadookie: They know.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, Chris, because every time I go. They give you four.
Steve-O: Well, how do you ask for them, Devin?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And then... And then you're like, I'd like a refill, please. And then you get two.
Steve-O: Oh, you've messed up. You messed up.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Then you get two.
Steve-O: you said
IGOTTADUMP: No, no, no, no, Devin.
Steve-O: I'd like a refill.
IGOTTADUMP: That did not happen with us. They gave us... More the next time. I swear.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: oh my god
IGOTTADUMP: We went within the last three months.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: what What area? what Which one was this?
IGOTTADUMP: This was in Dafford.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: See, that so I haven't been in the deck for more than a minute.
Steve-O: Where'd you go?
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, it's it's empty, too.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Um,
IGOTTADUMP: The definite one was empty.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Where did I go?
Steve-O: yeah the Deptford one they're just begging for business
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Not. Not in the city.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, dude
Lemme Get an E-A-G: not Definitely not in the city. It was in Jersey, but it wasn't the deferred one. Point is is
Steve-O: ah I like the salads at Red Lobster too. They're good.
IGOTTADUMP: Me too.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: and
Steve-O: My God, are we the same person?
IGOTTADUMP: Me too!
igottadookie: Yeah. Me too.
Steve-O: Hold on. Oh my God.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: The way you said that, like, oh, my God.
IGOTTADUMP: I think I like red lobster more than Olive Garden.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I think I like. Listen, there's nothing wrong with that, by the way.
IGOTTADUMP: i just That's how I feel.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Jenny's the type of person that's like, oh my God, I can't believe you like these. I was like, they're it's fucking good. Shut up.
Steve-O: Well, I think that would be kind of funny if we extended Michelle to Red Lobster. We'd be like, you can get all those muscles you love.
IGOTTADUMP: and
igottadookie: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: i I don't want them to get sick.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: okay
IGOTTADUMP: They're a party.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: a
IGOTTADUMP: That's just mean.
Steve-O: Look at these biscuits. You can't get these at that little fancy bar place you always go through with the little forks.
IGOTTADUMP: They really really go down a few levels of class.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Heh.
Steve-O: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: The other realm. Hmm.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You heard it.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: you know generally like isn't this hole in the wall that you had to take two buses for So good. And then you had to have a password and then there was no good place to eat. Isn't this way better?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: than live in a jersey. and having to get in a car, drive five minutes to a Red Lobster.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And I'm like, I don't know any Red Lobster. It's pretty fucking great to me. You monster.
Steve-O: You hand Devin a pot of Captain Crunch, he's going to be happy.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah dude i'm yeah the the stakes are never that high for me Like we don't have to do all this shit.
IGOTTADUMP: It's good evening.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You know, I have a vendetta against Italian restaurants.
IGOTTADUMP: I like crab legs.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I think their naming convention.
igottadookie: Okay, Stan.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Has there ever been a lazier?
igottadookie: Giuseppi's uh,
Lemme Get an E-A-G: a lazier race than Italians when it comes to naming their restaurants.
Steve-O: Well, okay.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh boy.
Steve-O: Now hold on. Wait, now hold on.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, I said it.
IGOTTADUMP: hehehehehehehehehehe
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, Steve, you want to go to Pesto? How about Barada? Oh dude, we should go to... Fettuccines. These are all real restaurants that I've walked by.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: in my life in the last couple of years in the city.
IGOTTADUMP: So you name your restaurant after your best meal.
Steve-O: a
IGOTTADUMP: That's an Italian thing.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's fucking so stupid, dude
Steve-O: I think, you know what? I think that makes you yeah let you know what you got there.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, exactly
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh my God.
igottadookie: What was the name of the restaurant in Big Night?
IGOTTADUMP: it's not complicated
igottadookie: Paradise what about that name?
IGOTTADUMP: Beautiful.
Steve-O: It's a nice name.
igottadookie: For an Italian restaurant.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: hey no no that's bad yeah it's not named after a fucking for oh you want to go to
igottadookie: Luigi's Mario
IGOTTADUMP: Isn't like most restaurants like somebody's name?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, you want to go to Luigi's Alfredo's like that's
IGOTTADUMP: it Aren't most restaurants somebody's name? Like Morimoto's?
Steve-O: I feel like this you should probably cut this from your comedy routine, Devin. I don't know if it's working.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No. Nah, nah, dude, I'm...
Steve-O: I think the audience turned against you.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: i'm I'm dying on this hill. It's fucking embarrassing, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: like It's most restaurants are just names like Marcos.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You guys need... No it's not.
IGOTTADUMP: Add some restaurant, Marco Barry White.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, no, no, no.
Steve-O: you know
Lemme Get an E-A-G: But specifically, it to they'll name it after just fucking ingredients. They're like pesto. Like, how the fuck is that real?
IGOTTADUMP: There's an Indian restaurant called Coriander. You know that, right?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: That's a great restaurant.
IGOTTADUMP: It's a great restaurant.
igottadookie: Nice.
IGOTTADUMP: It's named after an ingredient.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Great restaurant. Yeah, one thing.
IGOTTADUMP: It's an Indian restaurant.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, one.
Steve-O: Devin you're Irish right?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'm saying I'm saying that. Yeah, a steamed cabbage. No one's going in there. No one's going to a steamed cabbage.
Steve-O: No one's going to steamed cabbage.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, no one's going to.
IGOTTADUMP: I would pull over to a place that had potato soup. Because I love potato soups.
Steve-O: The potato soup is good.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I Irish. Yeah, no, there's no restaurants called Irish potatoes. You know?
IGOTTADUMP: i would eat I would go to that restaurant, too, because I love Irish potatoes.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'm just saying, dude, like it's it's it's.
IGOTTADUMP: Alright.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: an epidemic amongst specifically Italian restaurants. I don't know why.
IGOTTADUMP: I think you're being
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'm like.
Steve-O: It's just, it's just it they're fun names.
IGOTTADUMP: You're being prejudiced, sir.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Because no, no, you know why because they ran out of Luigi's you can't just call your shit Luigi's anymore because there's 15 fucking Luigi's They are the laziest.
IGOTTADUMP: Well, it's also the connotation of the weakest. Mario, brother.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: They are the laziest fucking people when it comes to naming restaurants.
Steve-O: It's true is is a coward
IGOTTADUMP: You don't want...
Steve-O: You can't say that, Devin. You can't say that.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: When it comes to naming restaurants, oh, oh, we can't call Mario's, Tony Soprano's, Luigi's.
Steve-O: you
Lemme Get an E-A-G: All right, let's start naming it after fucking dishes.
Steve-O: No, this is just becoming us just going after.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Now we got to name it after ingredients.
Steve-O: After nationalities.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, I'm telling you, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: Mm -mm.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'm telling you.
IGOTTADUMP: Mm -mm.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's a problem. You guys need to fucking talk to your.
Steve-O: What do you mean, you guys?
igottadookie: oh yeah
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Talk to your people. Talk to your PB.
igottadookie: All right, so.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Talk to your people.
igottadookie: So Devin, give us a good name then.
Steve-O: Yeah, and good Italian restaurant name.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, for an Italian for italian restaurant.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Hound.
Steve-O: And if you fucking say Olive Garden.
igottadookie: What's the secret?
IGOTTADUMP: Okay.
igottadookie: What's the solution?
Steve-O: I'm going to treat you like fucking house how Jordan got hit.
igottadookie: Yeah, jr.
Steve-O: laughter
IGOTTADUMP: He's going to punch him in the face.
igottadookie: Yeah, fuck you jr
IGOTTADUMP: And he's going to be like, don't tell anybody I'm at Olive Garden.
Steve-O: I DON'T KNOW ANYM - I'm not at all good. I'm not at all good.
IGOTTADUMP: I don't tell her.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I don't know, maybe just, like, fucking... Ugh.
igottadookie: Pizza, please.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Pizza place, right?
igottadookie: Lasagnas
Lemme Get an E-A-G: ah You can name it after. ah fucking, I don't know, Napoli's. Casa de family.
igottadookie: Thanks. I don't know, Devin.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: What's what's
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, Jesus.
igottadookie: You got to try a little harder than that.
IGOTTADUMP: Christ, Evan.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: i'm No, no, I'm sorry. Oh, let's call it. ah Let's call it fucking Yoki.
IGOTTADUMP: Makotha Nostra, we should call them.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Let's call it Noki instead.
IGOTTADUMP: Lacosa Nostra is what we should call it.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, how about... how about
igottadookie: The Little Sicily.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Fucking god damn it.
igottadookie: What about Little Sicily?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh. hey Hey, how about Orzo?
igottadookie: Why do we call it that?
IGOTTADUMP: Devin, I like...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You want i just want to go to Orzo's later?
IGOTTADUMP: Devin, you've been exposed.
Steve-O: Yeah. I think you're a fake eater.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Slice slice, baby.
igottadookie: Fraud.
Steve-O: You're a fake eater.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Holy cannoli.
IGOTTADUMP: You may expose. I'm going to come out.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Pasta la vista.
Steve-O: No, no, this is this is chat GPT.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: These are all better. These are all better.
igottadookie: Beast is sick actually
Steve-O: This is na this is all chat GPT.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm coming out prime time
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Now possible of each of the
Steve-O: You just looked it up.
igottadookie: Yeah. yeah
Steve-O: You just looked it up.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: PASTA! Pasta La Vista is a real one.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm coming out
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That's a Devon original.
IGOTTADUMP: Prime time, Robbie Patz, Chris Hansen. Why don't you have a seat?
Steve-O: Devin...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: none none you know what's hilarious you guys haven't actually had a single give me a real defense give me a real defense
IGOTTADUMP: We'll be right back.
igottadookie: You see how this looks, right?
IGOTTADUMP: we've you've seen i've seen i've looked at your I've looked at the text. I've looked at the text that you sent here.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I want one.
Steve-O: Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to need you to put the band in.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I need you to actually come up with an actual argument against why I'm not.
Steve-O: Devin Kopech. Put the ban in. No more pizza for life.
IGOTTADUMP: No, I'm not I'm not personally going to I'm not personally going to arrest you
Lemme Get an E-A-G: it correct How am I incorrect?
Steve-O: Devin, I just called the Italian consulate.
IGOTTADUMP: Not me.
Steve-O: You're shut down for life.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, you could.
IGOTTADUMP: Yep.
Steve-O: No pizza forever.
IGOTTADUMP: No pizza.
Steve-O: No pizza forever. I told him what you said.
IGOTTADUMP: They're getting cut off.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, you you called, uh...
IGOTTADUMP: You're getting cut off.
Steve-O: It took him a little bit to pick up the phone.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You called lasagnas? Oh, you called lasagnas?
Steve-O: I did. It took a little bit.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, cool.
Steve-O: to I feel like this is you are making up a stereotype. I feel like most Italian restaurants are named after some Italian guy who I've never met.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, dude, it's fucking real. steve i can Steve, I can walk fucking.
Steve-O: Or a family.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: there I can walk 30 seconds to a restaurant. It's called Burrata. All right.
Steve-O: All right.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's, it's.
igottadookie: What's wrong with that?
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, that's a lovely name.
Steve-O: That's a great name.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's just...
Steve-O: That's a wonderful name.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Cause it's one of 50!
igottadookie: They got Barada there
IGOTTADUMP: It sounds wonderful. Brad is a lovely name.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's lazy dude. It's lazy
igottadookie: ah How is it lazy?
IGOTTADUMP: Most people don't even know what Barada is, by the way.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's just... fancier mozzarella.
IGOTTADUMP: I know. Most people don't know what that is.
Steve-O: You love Barada.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: it's it's i don't listen i love it i've never been there
IGOTTADUMP: You only know what that is because of Jenny. you would If anyone...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, no, no. I knew what Burrata was.
IGOTTADUMP: Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I knew what Burrata was.
igottadookie: I agree.
IGOTTADUMP: No, no, no.
igottadookie: I agree with Chris.
IGOTTADUMP: She classed your shit up.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yes.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
IGOTTADUMP: And now you're pointing out being judgmental. about shit that you just learned.
Steve-O: You'd be like, oh, Barada, that must be some sort of Italian lovebird song.
IGOTTADUMP: uh -uh
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Absolutely not. I knew what Barada was. Now, did I utilize Barada as often?
IGOTTADUMP: vo Okay.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No.
IGOTTADUMP: Sure.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: But I knew what Barada was.
IGOTTADUMP: I believe you.
Steve-O: I love Barada.
IGOTTADUMP: I believe you. believe
Steve-O: I love Kraft Singles. I love Palio. String cheese.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Bye.
Steve-O: ah
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I mean, Nobody's fucking walking around. Oh, you want to go to burritos later? Like, no, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: I would go to burritos.
Steve-O: I would go to burritos.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: They have fun names.
igottadookie: I would also go to burritos.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: They have fun names. They have all fun, cool names.
igottadookie: Sounds great.
IGOTTADUMP: It's fine.
Steve-O: You know what? No, they're they're right to the business.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, you want to go to enchiladas? to On Tuesday?
Steve-O: that soundss That's a great name.
IGOTTADUMP: Yes. Sure.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: How about chimichangas, huh? Pretty fun, right?
igottadookie: Wait, what's your what's your favorite devin what's your favorite restaurant?
Steve-O: That's another great one.
igottadookie: I'm just curious.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah. Man, um I don't know if I have one.
igottadookie: Yeah, it's a trap. yeah as a trap
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You want it?
IGOTTADUMP: it's a Trap.
igottadookie: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: What's I'll tell you this I'll tell you this
igottadookie: Yeah. That's his roadhouse. Oh, that's...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Texas Road.
Steve-O: ah
IGOTTADUMP: a
Lemme Get an E-A-G: i'm telling you dude i'm telling you right now i put i put my 45 glock on the table and i would look you dead in the eye and i'd say texas roadhouse yeah
igottadookie: That's a great name!
IGOTTADUMP: Okay.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: i been I've never had a bad meal. At Texas Roadhouse.
IGOTTADUMP: Eat.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: i'm always full I'm always fulfilled.
igottadookie: Yeah, but the name is kind of lazy because it's just the U .S.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, no
igottadookie: state and has steak in it.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No. No, it's, you know, it's not called fillets.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's not called fucking porterhouse.
Steve-O: Well, most steak houses are called...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's not called loaded potatoes.
Steve-O: Most steakhouses are called steakhouse, Outback Steakhouse.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. Yeah, that's the whole idea.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, yeah, it's not Texas Steakhouse.
igottadookie: What's the other one
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's Texas Roadhouse, dude.
igottadookie: What about ah what about Ruth's Ruth's. Chris Steakhouse. What does that even mean? What does that even mean?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I don't know
IGOTTADUMP: It's trash
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I know, but...
Steve-O: How do you feel about International House of Pancakes?
IGOTTADUMP: All right. Stress. Oh.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That's a brand.
igottadookie: Oh, boring.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: How dare you? dude You can't.
IGOTTADUMP: That's okay if it's a brand.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Actually, actually yeah to be fair To be fair, how many other pancake...
igottadookie: What about McDonald's what about McDonald's
IGOTTADUMP: Okay.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: based restaurants are there no they're called diners
Steve-O: Well, there's also a Waffle House.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And they all have fun names.
Steve-O: There's a lot of houses when we're talking about food.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: Pizza had a hut.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: No, I'll be fine.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And guess what? Nobody respects Pizza Hut.
Steve-O: Not anymore.
IGOTTADUMP: number one
Steve-O: They used to.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: Night.
igottadookie: That's not true.
IGOTTADUMP: Peace.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, you want to go to Slice?
igottadookie: That's not true. It's not true.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: i'm gonna fucking slice are you fucking kidding me i know that's my point dude
Steve-O: that but
IGOTTADUMP: I think that is a place.
Steve-O: That is a place. It's also a pizza service.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Lazy.
IGOTTADUMP: No, it's cool.
igottadookie: slices Slice has good pizza, though.
Steve-O: What are you? Well, name some good restaurant names for me, for example.
igottadookie: This is good pizza.
IGOTTADUMP: Hey.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I said pasta la vista, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: You know, a
igottadookie: Yeah, name a good name a good one
Steve-O: No, no, no not fake ones.
IGOTTADUMP: Devin, brevity is a sold wit, my friend.
Steve-O: I'm talking about real ones
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Honestly, Olive Garden's a good name. It's a good name
Steve-O: Italian restaurant.
igottadookie: What how?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: Devin you don't even like olives Devin you don't even like olives you don't even eat them
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, you say...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: At least gardens in the fucking name.
igottadookie: So how's that a good name? All right, yo, Chris.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You know what I mean?
igottadookie: Yo, poop out.
Steve-O: Poophouse, dude.
igottadookie: Poop house is a great.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You want to go to a poop house?
Steve-O: I love pre -bounce.
igottadookie: Boop!
IGOTTADUMP: Well, they got those breadsticks.
igottadookie: Poo Pot is a great name, right?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: like like Alright.
IGOTTADUMP: They got those breadsticks at Poop House.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: All right.
igottadookie: I love Pooh Putt.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, dude, and I'm...
igottadookie: I don't eat poop, but Pooh Putt's a great name.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And I...
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
igottadookie: Makes want to eat it.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, have you been at Blue Pants lunch?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: and And I'm...
igottadookie: Makes you want to eat there.
IGOTTADUMP: special.
igottadookie: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And I'll tell you this.
IGOTTADUMP: It's really good!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'll tell you this. If it was just called like... Barada Hut, that's infinitely better.
IGOTTADUMP: oh That sounds good.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That gets a pass.
igottadookie: That sounds horrible, David.
IGOTTADUMP: Classless.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I mean, I'm not saying it's good, but I'm just saying like if we just have.
Steve-O: Oh.
IGOTTADUMP: That's what that sounds. That sounds classless.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: something other than a food or ingredient only.
IGOTTADUMP: class lists Because these things are classy.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I would respect it a little bit better
Steve-O: ah Devin, Olive Garden, i I hate to tell you.
IGOTTADUMP: These are black.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, no, gardens in the...
Steve-O: Olive is an ingredient.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Garden's in the word, though. Right? Acceptable.
Steve-O: Oh, so it's just...
igottadookie: there is a place There is a place called the Olive.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: but but House of Barada? Yeah. Great. Fine, who gives a shit, right?
igottadookie: House of Protestants.
IGOTTADUMP: The house is made of cheese?
igottadookie: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Pesto. Pesto's ah Pesto's apartment. Yeah, I'll go there. I won't go to fucking Pesto, dude.
Steve-O: Well, Pesto might have been the name of the guy.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, it could be did Ricky Pesto.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, so again, again, unoriginal. Oh, what's your name? Devin. Let's go to Devin's. Fucking get over it.
IGOTTADUMP: You know how many...
Steve-O: That's what we say to go over your house.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Dude, dude, you will never.
IGOTTADUMP: There's so many
Steve-O: but Let's go to Devon's.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: All you're doing, you're making a fucking clown show of yourselves.
Steve-O: All right. you need Hey, you need to start naming your house something different then, or else when we say we're coming over, we we're going to go, we're going to Devin's.
IGOTTADUMP: Peace.
IGOTTADUMP: We got a couple. I'll have to, like, Devon's Barn or something.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Hey, yeah you know what you call it? You call it Devon and Jenny's.
Steve-O: Devon's heart.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Devon and Jenny's.
Steve-O: Devin and Jenny's House of Hut.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Boom.
Steve-O: hud house
Lemme Get an E-A-G: ah The huthouse.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, at Devin and Jenny's house.
igottadookie: House of Haunt.
IGOTTADUMP: and I also buy it.
igottadookie: House of Haunt.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, okay.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: House of Hutts.
igottadookie: Yeah, I mean, I don't know dude
IGOTTADUMP: We'll call it that.
Steve-O: There you go.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Jenny the Hut? I don't know. I can't say that. Out loud again.
IGOTTADUMP: Well, I mean, you want you want something more expressive, so.
igottadookie: Oh, geez.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: so I'm just saying I'm just saying it seems like there's one.
IGOTTADUMP: That's. maybe It works.
Steve-O: How do you feel about Red Lobster?
igottadookie: I think that's pretty...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Collection of of nationalities that are very lazy with their restaurant.
Steve-O: Wow.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, it's boring.
Steve-O: Wow.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's boring.
IGOTTADUMP: um
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's either a name or an ingredient. That's it.
IGOTTADUMP: disgusting
Steve-O: This is yeah, this is his hate speech.
IGOTTADUMP: Amen.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And I've yet to hear either of you, either of you.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. Put your hood on. Is your hood on right now?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, it's full of fucking olives.
IGOTTADUMP: Is it on? Alright.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Olive oil, you' dude.
IGOTTADUMP: all right i'm just checking i had to make sure
Lemme Get an E-A-G: fucking guy I'm just saying. I haven't you guys have not even remotely convince me I'm wrong.
IGOTTADUMP: You can't put the maggot.
Steve-O: That's not my job. That's not my job.
IGOTTADUMP: You can't put the mega hat in the hood.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: no All you did was call me a Nazi. or No, you call me a member of the clan.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah!
igottadookie: But you know what?
IGOTTADUMP: No, ah hold on.
igottadookie: either.
IGOTTADUMP: The reason why we called you a Nazi is because of your love affair with 40K at a fifth grade level.
Steve-O: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: Not because you don't like Italian names.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: right Yeah without a second edition that's when it was a satire, okay
IGOTTADUMP: First of all. Firstly, firstly...
igottadookie: Yeah, hold on hold on timeout like can we can we so Can we do a so quick study on the naming convention of Warhammer? Why is it called Warhammer if they're fucking Space Marines with with chainsaw guns?
igottadookie: That doesn't make any sense.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Well, there's no such thing as a chainsaw gun.
igottadookie: Is there... Is there a hammer
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That's a Lancer, and that's Gears of War. you Ignorant ape.
igottadookie: Gears of War, another fucking boring ass name.
Steve-O: Wow.
igottadookie: You know?
Steve-O: Yes.
igottadookie: Why is it a called a house? Why is it called Gears of Hut or Gears of House?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, no, no. No, ah no, no.
Steve-O: yeah I like that all we have to do is either add a house or a hut and we're okay.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Listen, listen. Hey, John. hey john if the italians named gears of war just be called lancer all right
igottadookie: oh What do you think? You know what? You know what sounds great? War garden.
Steve-O: We're a garden!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: today
igottadookie: 40 ,000.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: work.
igottadookie: That sounds way better than Warhammer.
Steve-O: oh
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Uh...
IGOTTADUMP: Sounds a little nicer, at least.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: a Battle sword.
igottadookie: Are there even hammers? Devon, are there even hammers in Warhammer?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: There's plenty of hammers. i do ah war ah
Steve-O: More hammers.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Battle sword, battle sword. um
igottadookie: Wait, so all right, so okay so
Lemme Get an E-A-G: 400 feet.
igottadookie: So on terms of naming conventions Resident Evil is the superior. titled then Biohazard. That's what you're saying.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, man. Yeah, it's a cool name.
Steve-O: What's better? Resident Evil Silent Hill. for naming.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: o
igottadookie: ooh What's better Silent Hill or Silent Hut
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Ooh.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh my god, that's...
igottadookie: I think... so I think Silent Heart is pretty godlike, if you ask me.
IGOTTADUMP: I like that. This is fire. It's not lunch special. It's the most depressing lunch special I've ever been to.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Hey, I don't know. did you Did you hear about the new?
IGOTTADUMP: But I'd go back again.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: The new studio head who's directing the new Silent Hill game, he's just called it, ah his name's Vincenzo, and he just called it Pyramid Head.
IGOTTADUMP: Let me go back to Jeff. a
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That's really interesting. That's really...
IGOTTADUMP: ah
Steve-O: Oh.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Really fascinating.
Steve-O: Wait, what was the title of your thing?
IGOTTADUMP: oh
igottadookie: I'll call it pyramid head. 29.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah ving chen's go v
igottadookie: 30.
Steve-O: Vincenzo.
igottadookie: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: vincenzo's uh belafonte said uh i got this new silent hill game it's called pyramid head
igottadookie: Hmm. Oh my God.
IGOTTADUMP: Alphonte. it's uh
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Cool.
IGOTTADUMP: cuban Keep my name.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: And i don't I don't mind, dude. Steve, make a T -shirt that just says...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Well, most of them. They're right.
IGOTTADUMP: Ahem.
igottadookie: that just says silent heart three with um what's your name yeah
Steve-O: Silent Hut 3.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Wait, is it are we talking like an actual hut or is this a job of the situation?
igottadookie: i Don't know dude. It depends on the game designers feelings you know?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: You know what? Dude, a Silent Hill Jabba the Hutt. That's a creepy, that's a creepy design. It's a creepy creature.
igottadookie: Oh yeah, this isn't a spoiler. Steve, but when you watch Resident Evil...
Steve-O: Right.
igottadookie: Tim is in it.
Steve-O: Mm.
igottadookie: And you'll know exactly who he is.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, there's the Tim.
Steve-O: I'll know exactly. All right, good.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
igottadookie: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, one million percent.
Steve-O: I'm excited.
igottadookie: You'll be like, oh, there's Tim.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, there's the.
Steve-O: I'm excited to point out to Tim.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: there
Steve-O: Tim's in this movie.
IGOTTADUMP: It might give you more sight.
igottadookie: Yeah. Oh, yeah there's Oh, there's Tim
IGOTTADUMP: It might give you more sight.
igottadookie: Tim Mayer. tim camey Tim cameo.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: There's a good Tim in this.
igottadookie: cameo.
Steve-O: Tim Cammie, right here.
igottadookie: guys team cameo team cameo We got it we got there we made it
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, Tim.
Steve-O: All right, everybody.
igottadookie: I end this, please.
Steve-O: I think we wrap it up here.
igottadookie: Yeah.
Steve-O: Make sure you come back.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, let's please.
Steve-O: um Maybe next week, because it'll be Monday. y'all it would Let's hit them. The bachelor party. Y 'all probably be a little wrecked but
igottadookie: Devin might not be alive.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, yeah, I'll be dead.
Steve-O: Oh, it might not be alive. It'll be locked on the roof.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, it is
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Stain will have killed me for my for my restaurant.
IGOTTADUMP: It's gonna get wild.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: takes. But illll I'll die.
IGOTTADUMP: Hopefully that nor 'easter doesn't...
igottadookie: Yeah.
Steve-O: Devin's gonna go, Devin's gonna go, hey, I got a really good bit.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: i'll
Steve-O: Hey, Italians are lazy.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Steve-O: And then Sting just kills you.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: he'll stab he'll He'll stab me in the heart with a fucking penne pasta, dude.
Steve-O: That's... have you yet but pay it i think it Just a one really long penne and it just drains all your heart blood out on the floor.
igottadookie: No, Penne's too basic.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: ah
IGOTTADUMP: i
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'll have a rigatoni sticking out of my fucking back. Yeah, it just... spear He just spears me with it, dude.
Steve-O: Oh.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: See you.
Steve-O: Penny.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Penne.
igottadookie: You bastard.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: He tries to figure out what my last words mean.
igottadookie: Bastard.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, it's Parada.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Oh, that makes sense. It's his favorite cheese as a boy.
Steve-O: Alright. So write down below what you think the... Laziest. Italian named restaurant is.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's probably Pesto.
IGOTTADUMP: Right below.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I was... furious when I drove by and I saw a place called Pesto.
igottadookie: So what's better, like Ristorante Italiano or?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, that's also that's all.
igottadookie: Barada.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: But like, that's my point, dude. No one is trying with these Italian restaurants.
igottadookie: But...
Steve-O: what how did you get your names devin how did you get yours you have to be honest Did you generate those?
igottadookie: the What is your...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: What do you mean?
Steve-O: Did you generate those?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No
Steve-O: are you Are you being honest?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: yes what are you talking about what pasta la vista that's a real one
Steve-O: did you Did you write, did you create Pasta La Vista?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I... To be fair, I've had this. this bit in my brain for a few weeks now
Steve-O: Okay. All right. I do it. i Do it!
Lemme Get an E-A-G: But like, like.
Steve-O: to a different bit. It was too quick.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah, of course.
Steve-O: It was too quick.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: the
Steve-O: Too quick, too clever to come up with pasta la vista.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That's positive.
IGOTTADUMP: We bought some of these, though.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: visa
igottadookie: You'd rather it be like something like
Lemme Get an E-A-G: oh
igottadookie: Tin can or.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'm just saying, dude, they're always somebody but some fucking guy's name.
igottadookie: higher
Lemme Get an E-A-G: or a... Listen. like There's a ton of... Mexican restaurants that don't seem to do that.
igottadookie: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa easy easy easy easy easy easy
Lemme Get an E-A-G: There's probably a ton of... um It's probably a ton of um Asian restaurants, you know, sushi spots. They just called like, oh. I love sushi. Like, no.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Want to go to sushi's later?
igottadookie: i just I just want to know like what the bar is for like. good restaurant names for you.
Steve-O: Yeah, what makes you happy?
igottadookie: Like you got like we we haven't convinced you you were wrong, but like have you Do you have a good argument to convince yourself that you're right? Because like that you don't have.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yes. I have great examples. of bad. Italian restaurant names.
igottadookie: Yeah, but you don't have any examples of good ones.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah yeah
igottadookie: That's the issue.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I said Olive Garden's a great one. Like legitimately, that is a really good one.
IGOTTADUMP: And that's how it completely. invalidates whatever
Lemme Get an E-A-G: And.
igottadookie: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: than you said.
igottadookie: And you don't like olives or gardens, Devin.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: No, no, no, no, it doesn't. I do like gardens. How dare y 'all?
IGOTTADUMP: You you're so far off that it's it's It's pointless to argue.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I love a good garden.
igottadookie: It's a Burrata garden is better than Burrata
Lemme Get an E-A-G: let's Let's look up Italian restaurants, right? Just Italian restaurants, right?
igottadookie: I'll give you a good one in the...
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Dante's and Luigi's? Okay.
igottadookie: You know, I'll Google it.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Fiorella pasta.
IGOTTADUMP: boy
igottadookie: Yeah, what's wrong with that one?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I don't know.
igottadookie: Cotardos without lemon limoncello
Lemme Get an E-A-G: It's Fiorella is Fiorella.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Barada, Vic.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Listen, Something Cafe, those are fine.
Steve-O: How do you feel about, how do you feel about bikini?
Lemme Get an E-A-G: something
Steve-O: Bikini.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: is Bikini of Food.
igottadookie: or what about carabas what about carabas
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Karabas? Not a bad name.
Steve-O: I believe, I believe bikinis is ah like a, like a flute, like a little flute.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Polizzi Social Club.
Steve-O: A team of timing.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I don't know how Italian that is, but that sounds fun.
igottadookie: What about Italian what about Italian affair? There's one called Italian Affair.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That's a good one. that's a good one
Steve-O: How about Chef Voila's?
igottadookie: Devin, you gotta like fucking... I'm not... Yo, no lie. Like, real talk.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Angelina's.
igottadookie: Do you have... You've got like massive, like white trash, like tire fire energy going on right now.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Nah, dude.
Steve-O: but
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'm telling you.
igottadookie: Like that's
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I'm telling you no now
igottadookie: That's not every that's how I'm tracking right now
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. Oh, 1 million percent. No, no, you're not you're not wrong.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Absolutely not.
IGOTTADUMP: you're You're John Nelda.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Absolutely, I refuse.
igottadookie: What about the fat tomato
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Yeah.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: That's good. I like that one.
Steve-O: Oh.
IGOTTADUMP: This version of Devin watched.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Fat Tomato makes me chuckle.
IGOTTADUMP: With rapt attention as Jake Paul spoke in front of the military recently.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: I said. ah this This version of Devin said... Guys, he's Totally going to knock out AJ.
IGOTTADUMP: ah
Lemme Get an E-A-G: Anthony. Andy Johnson. He's going to win, dude. What are you talking about? He's the best boxer in the world, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: He's got so much more.
igottadookie: Alright, end it.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh boy.
igottadookie: End it, Steve.
Steve-O: and All right.
igottadookie: End this.
Steve-O: Bye, everybody.
IGOTTADUMP: You gotta stop it.
Lemme Get an E-A-G: ah
igottadookie: fuck fuck
