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Tony Soprano: Hello, you are listening to the all -new Anti -Fanboy Podcast for the week of August the 24th, 2026. Oh man! I did a whole lot of stuff. This is great. You know, you ever have one of those weeks where you just never stop and then you have the weekend and it just keeps going and then you just start the next week and you're like, there was no rest. I didn't like any of this.
Tony Soprano: Well, that's what I did. My name is Devin Kobik. With me... Steve O'Teary.
Steve-O: what's up what's up what's up what's up
Tony Soprano: equally busy, I'm sure, Chris Galante.
IGOTTADUMP: I don't think you did anything.
Tony Soprano: And then ah the man who said, no, we don't need to recall all those blueberries, John Suarez.
earl jordan: TATSUYA! How does he say it?
Tony Soprano: think Yeah.
earl jordan: How does he say it in Japanese, Chris?
IGOTTADUMP: hip
earl jordan: but
Tony Soprano: That's probably, I'm not going to lie, that's probably pretty close.
earl jordan: That's pretty good.
Tony Soprano: That's pretty close, this dude.
earl jordan: That's pretty funny. This is pretty fucking good. Yes. That's pretty fucking good.
IGOTTADUMP: I know.
Tony Soprano: a
earl jordan: Okay. Can I? can i can i do can i have my Can I have my dad minute here?
IGOTTADUMP: It's got a lot of emotion.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, give me that dad minute.
earl jordan: Real quick. Bad story. So I. oh and uh I guess. was around when I was watching Key and Peele videos on um YouTube. and he really i was trying to find appropriate ones that are okay for five road watch
Tony Soprano: yeah pretty tough
earl jordan: and the best one was the continental breakfast one
Tony Soprano: Ooh, guys.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, you love that?
earl jordan: Right.
Steve-O: Excuse me.
earl jordan: Pretty innocent, right? No cuss words, no nothing.
IGOTTADUMP: You like that?
earl jordan: Uh...
IGOTTADUMP: Was he eating that up?
earl jordan: He fought. Heathock. He thought it was fucking hilarious like when he takes a bite out of the banana like through the peel He was. he was dying He was dying laughing, right? So he then he wanted to watch another one.
earl jordan: Right. Well. He watched the the Michael Jackson one, which is actually pretty funny, too. in short.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, that was good. Yeah.
earl jordan: that one's good and then he wanted to watch another one so i was like oh continental breakfast let's Watch the other one where he's on the plane. I forgot. That it turns into that Twilight Zone episode.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh yeah.
earl jordan: What is that? Is it 20 ,000?
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
earl jordan: uh, the
IGOTTADUMP: 30 ,000 feet of terror.
earl jordan: Or what what is the name of that?
Steve-O: terror Terror at 20 ,000 feet.
earl jordan: Yeah, Tara.
IGOTTADUMP: Arrow at 30 ,000 feet.
earl jordan: Yeah. Here. fucking jumped and screamed and and cried he was so he was
Steve-O: Oh, no.
Tony Soprano: Oh man.
earl jordan: He was terrified.
IGOTTADUMP: wow
earl jordan: so ah
Tony Soprano: okay
earl jordan: Yeah, that's awesome. That one's on me. I was like, yo, my bad, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: never Never show him the John Lithgow one.
earl jordan: Like. Sorry about that.
earl jordan: Wait, there's John Lithgow.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah, that's from the movie, the Twilight Zone movie, yeah.
earl jordan: Is it scared?
IGOTTADUMP: That was funny.
earl jordan: Oh, yeah. yeah yeah
IGOTTADUMP: Fucking insane.
earl jordan: I always thought that the the old school black and white William Shatner episode was creepier because it just looks creepy like the makeup of the beast dude in the face.
IGOTTADUMP: ah You, John. You watch the movie one and you tell me how you feel after it.
earl jordan: Okay.
Tony Soprano: You know what?
earl jordan: All right.
Tony Soprano: I think...
earl jordan: All right.
Tony Soprano: and i think Maybe I'm wrong. but maybe those annual East and West bowl. uh, keen peel skits. Like where they're they're just the college players are just saying they're fucking insane names.
earl jordan: Yeah.
Tony Soprano: I think that's a safe one
IGOTTADUMP: Oh yeah, totally.
earl jordan: Yeah, but it's like how's he is he gonna think it's funny
Tony Soprano: Come here.
Steve-O: What about us?
IGOTTADUMP: It's... See, I was...
Steve-O: Slapass. Come on, that one's...
Tony Soprano: Nah, you don't want a child yelling slap ass.
earl jordan: A nice... nice Yeah!
Steve-O: Heh heh heh.
earl jordan: Alice! But then like Yeah.
Steve-O: Let's go dancing. buff bu bu but buff
earl jordan: there was a There's a couple, yeah, there's a couple that we we stopped.
Tony Soprano: but
IGOTTADUMP: I love her!
Steve-O: yeah
earl jordan: In the middle because I was like, oh, wait a minute
IGOTTADUMP: What in the fuck, man?
earl jordan: the arm I showed him the hat. The hat one.
IGOTTADUMP: What about the substitute teacher?
Steve-O: and
IGOTTADUMP: That's kind of...
Steve-O: Uh...
earl jordan: Yeah, he he didn't think it was that funny I guess he you know.
IGOTTADUMP: Isn't it?
Steve-O: That's a good one.
earl jordan: He doesn't really, on he might.
IGOTTADUMP: Okay.
Tony Soprano: Oh, the hat yeah, the hat one's good.
earl jordan: The hat one's good. ah the one The other one he thought was really funny was... The hype man one. Where the...
IGOTTADUMP: Oh.
Tony Soprano: Okay.
Steve-O: Oh, okay.
earl jordan: It's just... Where he's just fucking screaming like an animal the whole time.
Steve-O: the
Tony Soprano: Hehehehehehehehe
earl jordan: And you can you can see in that skit.
IGOTTADUMP: I love it.
earl jordan: The entire. Cass in the background starts laughing because they all turn around. Like they all turn in their backs because they all start laughing.
Tony Soprano: Oh yeah. yeah
IGOTTADUMP: you What is that was?
earl jordan: Because it's too funny.
IGOTTADUMP: With the gang member who won't sit in a chair.
Tony Soprano: Oh, yeah. No, don't.
earl jordan: i
Tony Soprano: No, you say i'm I'm chilling.
IGOTTADUMP: but
earl jordan: yes
Tony Soprano: It's like, you're bleeding.
IGOTTADUMP: He's like, we are.
Tony Soprano: He's like, nah, Holmes.
IGOTTADUMP: Yep.
earl jordan: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: We don't have chairs. There's plenty of chairs.
Tony Soprano: maybe
IGOTTADUMP: that
earl jordan: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: You don't have to sit there.
earl jordan: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: ah vi I'm fine. I'm chill. You chill?
earl jordan: Ah.
Tony Soprano: Ha ha. ah Yeah, not dueling hats.
earl jordan: ah
Tony Soprano: Dude, the aerobic one might be their best one. like just top to bottom.
earl jordan: that
IGOTTADUMP: know
earl jordan: it's real That's really good.
IGOTTADUMP: i Well, i gripped Gremlins 2 is a special.
Tony Soprano: That is
earl jordan: Gremlins 2 is probably the best.
Tony Soprano: Oh, yeah.
Steve-O: It's a great one.
IGOTTADUMP: question please alright That one's my favorite.
earl jordan: Gremlins 2 is probably the best one.
IGOTTADUMP: But that's a hard one. You gotta you gotta know what Gremlins 2 is. Right.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: That's a hard one to read. to relate to as a young man.
earl jordan: Yeah.
Tony Soprano: Yeah. The Urca one's great, but, you know, again, you got to be.
earl jordan: MagicJacksonStarJr or whatever.
Steve-O: You got to know where it goes.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, you got nowhere. call.
Steve-O: Ray Parker Jr. one, also great. Gotta know Ray Parker Jr.
earl jordan: Also great.
Tony Soprano: this is
earl jordan: Yeah.
Steve-O: And Abt Pupil.
earl jordan: Yeah.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
earl jordan: ah
IGOTTADUMP: uh
earl jordan: ah There's a kid in a Nazi down there that's
Tony Soprano: right
IGOTTADUMP: after
earl jordan: That was so good, because those tunes get stuck in your head, too. like and Because it's just Ghostbusters over and over.
Steve-O: Me too. truly
earl jordan: Yeah, some of some of those are so funny, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, a lot of my favorites are also the the blue ones, like the orgy. No, I didn't hear you.
Tony Soprano: oh God, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: He's trying to get his coat from under. all the people having sex.
earl jordan: these not the these knots one
IGOTTADUMP: Y 'all are these nuts.
Tony Soprano: Oh.
Tony Soprano: The fucking...
earl jordan: Oh.
Tony Soprano: The human centipede one's great, too.
earl jordan: The detective.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
earl jordan: the What about the detective that jerks off?
Tony Soprano: Oh, the sex detective?
earl jordan: When he's like.
Steve-O: Oh my god.
IGOTTADUMP: So good.
earl jordan: Yeah.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
earl jordan: Stop. so Oh my god, yeah, that one's really good.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
Tony Soprano: Access to Celebration is great. Probably not great. You don't want Owen to...
earl jordan: For a kid, yeah.
Tony Soprano: do Do pumps.
earl jordan: Oh, he likes the, um...
Tony Soprano: Do...
earl jordan: the the the awkward he likes that one too
Tony Soprano: Oh, Alex!
earl jordan: Yeah. Yikes. Yeah, he likes that one too
Tony Soprano: I need you to have one miss.
IGOTTADUMP: one
Tony Soprano: One thought that is your own.
Steve-O: murder
earl jordan: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: The one that I... I thought it was legitimately kind of disturbing was the Make -A -Wish. Scared.
earl jordan: oh god We're just like, I want to drown a man.
IGOTTADUMP: All right.
IGOTTADUMP: Is that good? That's like really, really dark. In a lot of ways.
earl jordan: yeah Dude. Some of them are dark, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: Yes, they are
earl jordan: I can see why he...
Tony Soprano: Dude, they get dark ined the late in the later seasons, for sure.
earl jordan: Yeah, when they start letting Jordan Peele just fucking go nuts.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, because once they realize he's got all the power. And they're like, hmm.
earl jordan: i saw I saw one for the first time. That I never watched before it's the D and &D one where the guy where he brings his cousin. Who's Kanye the Giant? Did you ever see that one?
IGOTTADUMP: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tony Soprano: Oh yeah, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: And he's, like, autosomalic.
earl jordan: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I'll fuck them bitches.
earl jordan: He's like, where the bitch? I ordered Alizé. And he's like, there is no Alizé.
Tony Soprano: I'm like, no, that sounds cool. He was like, yeah.
earl jordan: Yeah, the other guys are like yeah, actually I want to I'm gonna take money out of the register
Tony Soprano: mr
earl jordan: Yeah, that one's good. But yeah, dude Oh, and the other one that he really liked was the other substitute teacher one where the guy farts.
Tony Soprano: Oh.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh. my
Tony Soprano: Of course.
IGOTTADUMP: ah being
earl jordan: Mr.
IGOTTADUMP: I think I know
earl jordan: Nostrand.
IGOTTADUMP: I know. I know, Owen. No.
earl jordan: Yeah.
Tony Soprano: Oh, wait, what about...
earl jordan: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what he you know what he's into.
IGOTTADUMP: I know, I know.
Tony Soprano: You know, it's...
IGOTTADUMP: Peace.
Tony Soprano: he might like i don't i just because it's it is pretty good it's the The soccer one where he fucking... Where he fucking... um Um, Oh my god, what's the word?
Tony Soprano: uh where he no he like yeah he he takes a dive right yeah he flops but he flops so hard that he fucking dies and then once they pull the yellow card his soul comes back to his body
earl jordan: Bye.
earl jordan: Flop.
Steve-O: yeah
earl jordan: Yeah.
earl jordan: yeah
Steve-O: you
Tony Soprano: but Because it's like the...
earl jordan: Now it's good That one's good because they they really like hammered. Hammer down the fucking slow -mo.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, and he's he's making the craziest face, too.
earl jordan: Slow motion camera.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, the flop.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, shit. The NBA ref. I forgot about that one, too. That made me laugh so hard. Where he's just following. Oh, that's so funny. God damn. God damn it.
IGOTTADUMP: It sure is hilarious.
earl jordan: Yeah, some of these are so good, dude Would you say the... These. This show was funnier than Chappelle's show as a whole or no?
Tony Soprano: It's tough, man, because like. Chappelle show I honestly don't think ages that well like you watch some of the stuff now and you're like Okay, but it's like... I don't know. It's kind of like the blue.
earl jordan: i Mean Clayton Bigsby aged well, I think but like, just like, uh,
Tony Soprano: yeah Yeah, but like some of it, you're like,
IGOTTADUMP: Haters club. Haters club aged so so well.
earl jordan: Yeah.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: me. That's so fucking... Hilarious. Haters Club is...
Tony Soprano: Hey this club is fucking great.
IGOTTADUMP: I...
earl jordan: Haters Club is great, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: It is a meme.
Tony Soprano: Yeah
IGOTTADUMP: It is so funny.
earl jordan: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Uh... Yeah, i it's it's like... the They were more outrageous, I think. Dave Chappelle was. i i most of the sketches were
earl jordan: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: the the all the Wu -Tang sketches
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: like keeping it real goes wrong that's great too
earl jordan: Yeah, dude. Yeah, that's good
IGOTTADUMP: I fucking love every one of those. That's very relatable
IGOTTADUMP: But that's They're great. They're both great. There's... One caused the man to go insane. and move to Africa and then the whitest part of Colorado.
Tony Soprano: yeah yeah listen man that's uh that's how contracts that's how comedy central contracts would get you dude
IGOTTADUMP: It just makes you go crazy. You just lose your mind.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: I guess.
Steve-O: Wasn't Keenan Peele also on Comedy Central?
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, dude.
Tony Soprano: Yeah. But you know. At that point, they knew to look out for the Chappelle show.
Steve-O: Oh, they the...
IGOTTADUMP: Well, well, well, I would argue that Key is in some... some weird trouble with his wife. Like, that got weird.
Steve-O: Yeah, that drama was...
earl jordan: No.
Steve-O: ah
Tony Soprano: Dude, that's gonna be so annoying, though. Like, you're just...
IGOTTADUMP: But I found out he's Buddy.
Tony Soprano: Peace.
IGOTTADUMP: You know that?
Tony Soprano: What do you mean he's... Oh, key Key plays Buddy?
IGOTTADUMP: He plays buddy.
Steve-O: in the movie Buddy.
IGOTTADUMP: and in In the buddy movie about the serial killing.
Tony Soprano: Okay.
IGOTTADUMP: Barney -esque. child mascot.
Tony Soprano: Hey, good.
IGOTTADUMP: ah so he's he's so that's and I heard good things I hear it's good
Tony Soprano: Yeah, yeah, and i'm I'm excited.
Steve-O: It's also the voice of Toad.
IGOTTADUMP: I, I. He's the voice of Toad!
Tony Soprano: to Oh, I was like. From Mario?
IGOTTADUMP: From Super Mario Brothers the Movie!
Tony Soprano: Oops. But you wouldn't tell, you wouldn't know because they pitch him all the way up. to a point where it could have been anybody. That's what annoys me. You know, what maybe I'm wrong, but I don't think I am.
Tony Soprano: Where they just... They just take a voice. They pitch it so high that literally anybody could have done it. And then they just go, okay.
IGOTTADUMP: I hear they're going to do the same thing with Batista in God of War. no They're going to pitch his voice real low.
Tony Soprano: Yeah. May as well.
Steve-O: I walk alone.
IGOTTADUMP: He's gonna be talking like this all day long. Good work.
Tony Soprano: Maybe they can fix his mumbling problem that he has.
IGOTTADUMP: All right.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, my.
Tony Soprano: Boom.
Steve-O: He's just gonna be wearing sunglasses the whole time
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Whoa, okay, hold up.
Steve-O: I quit!
Tony Soprano: You know...
Steve-O: Boom!
IGOTTADUMP: That's his take? This is the worst.
Steve-O: That's his whole take.
IGOTTADUMP: that
Steve-O: He's a... Hollywood.
IGOTTADUMP: He just weren't
Steve-O: Kratos.
IGOTTADUMP: Kratos? Hollywood fucking Kratos?
Steve-O: You get caught!
Tony Soprano: ah Hollywood Kratos.
Steve-O: I am your backup. I am your backup.
Tony Soprano: I'm going to tear your head off. Ray.
Steve-O: Ray!
Tony Soprano: Rey Mysterio's in this? Yeah.
Steve-O: you ah
IGOTTADUMP: Who's this agent?
Tony Soprano: He fights the Mexican gods, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: Is it that head?
Tony Soprano: The Rey Mysterio is one of the Mexican gods, the lucha gods.
Steve-O: Dude, the Lucha gods.
IGOTTADUMP: Is there a thing?
Steve-O: I'd watch the hell out of that if they just went. nuts like they were like well everything kind of went wrong at the last second so we just kind of let batista write the script
Tony Soprano: We just let them...
IGOTTADUMP: definite I get it.
earl jordan: a
Tony Soprano: ah
IGOTTADUMP: I'm gonna hyper focus on you here. Because...
Tony Soprano: Okay.
IGOTTADUMP: You got you got two things coming along. here or at least
Tony Soprano: Oh, I got two.
Steve-O: True.
IGOTTADUMP: Well, at least one thing that's like fully realized into its own television show and another thing that's evolving into its own universe.
Tony Soprano: Hmm.
IGOTTADUMP: of the day. And... I'm obviously talking about God of War and Warhammer. 40k
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: In both respects.
Tony Soprano: God of Warhammer 40k
IGOTTADUMP: Got a Warhammer 40K. You've gotten both of these things. Now, how... How do you feel about both of those?
Tony Soprano: I like how you say, I got them.
earl jordan: God of war. God of war. God of Warhammer 40k packs. we'll just call it that
IGOTTADUMP: because
Tony Soprano: You know, that was an old wifi password.
earl jordan: ah That's all in one in one one word right there.
Tony Soprano: I have.
IGOTTADUMP: What?
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: But... forward What, uh, what, who did you sacrifice to what God? to get these two things made for you.
Tony Soprano: You know what? Listen, you like dope shit, dope shit comes. to fruition. You know what I mean? that's just Called me having good taste.
IGOTTADUMP: Okay. so No, no, you killed somebody. to a god. that I don't know of.
Tony Soprano: Yes. yes
IGOTTADUMP: Is it Harvey Weinstein? Did you did you kill someone?
Tony Soprano: Well, you know. uh
IGOTTADUMP: an altar of rewind
Tony Soprano: Not yet. Not yet. He's still kicking, as far as I can tell.
IGOTTADUMP: and Yeah, but he's got like an evil altar somewhere.
Tony Soprano: i think I think like the day...
IGOTTADUMP: Tell you.
Tony Soprano: I don't even say it. I'll get in trouble. um I think... um I think when certain people... Pass away. you know, certain people that no one likes pass away. I think that will be like...
Tony Soprano: Then the trailer drops for the Warhammer show and it looks great.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, okay.
Tony Soprano: You know what I'm saying?
IGOTTADUMP: I see.
Tony Soprano: like
Steve-O: um
IGOTTADUMP: Okay.
Tony Soprano: They'll be like, boom!
IGOTTADUMP: Wink wink. Yeah. I get it.
Tony Soprano: I'm like, oh. Because I'll be so upset.
IGOTTADUMP: So you got it. You got Batista. Pulling up. ah Taking him out of retirement. Getting back on HGH.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, he retired from steroids.
IGOTTADUMP: She's sick.
Tony Soprano: And he's like, oh, wait, never mind.
IGOTTADUMP: He's going back to it. Which is historically very unhealthy.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, that's kind of like, I mean, listen, I mentioned it. last week. When this was kind of teased, right? And now it's official. But I just said, yeah, it it's not that I hate the idea. It's just.
IGOTTADUMP: But yeah you got... You got the flam man making one thing. You got the guy who made fucking Battlestar Galactam. Galactica making the other.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Like you really can't get a better. Two.
Tony Soprano: No, it is...
IGOTTADUMP: executive producers
Tony Soprano: I am excited, it's just that Um, You know, when it's so close, God of War is a little bit different, I think. But, like, Warhammer is one of those things where... ah I almost liken it to the preacher show where I'm like,
Tony Soprano: I like this too much that I think I'll just... Be mad. You know, like, I think i'll I'll find a problem with it. Now, the only difference really is like. Preacher is one specific story.
Tony Soprano: and Warhammer can be... anything, really. You know, it's a setting, not necessarily a story, right? That's kind of what how how you really should view it. So that depends on the story that they want to tell. which then kind of narrows it down a little bit. And then it's just like, it has to look right.
Tony Soprano: I think more than anything, it has to look right. because
IGOTTADUMP: Are you talking about God of War or Warhammer?
Tony Soprano: Let me tell you, man. Warhammer. Uh...
IGOTTADUMP: Okay, okay.
Tony Soprano: Let me tell you, if the Space Marine doesn't look right... it's It's fucked. It just fucked. Right.
IGOTTADUMP: And they're weird they're weird looking, Devin.
Tony Soprano: You can't. They're weird looking. And you have to deal with insane proportions, right? Like you got to have. A normal -sized man, like a six -foot dude.
Tony Soprano: next to a seven to eight foot tall space marine. And if we're going... Horace Heresy era, who that that space marine has to be next to a 10 -foot Custodes, who that 10 -foot Custodes has to be next to a 15 -foot Primarch.
IGOTTADUMP: I like how you cut, you think you took the actor cut off at six foot.
Tony Soprano: you
IGOTTADUMP: Like you got it.
Tony Soprano: Well, I'm just saying like like an average human height. man. you know.
IGOTTADUMP: You're not gonna get it. You're not gonna get Tom Cruise
Tony Soprano: No, dude, you ain't gonna
IGOTTADUMP: You're not going to get it. You're not going to hit your partner.
Steve-O: yeah I mean, what if he's producing? Cause you know, we saw what happened to Reacher.
earl jordan: i Don't know man Tom Cruise Tom Cruise is Jack Reacher
IGOTTADUMP: Peace.
IGOTTADUMP: but He can't fit in a suit.
Steve-O: Yeah.
earl jordan: So.
IGOTTADUMP: there's He's... to he's too tough He's too small, guys!
Tony Soprano: All I'm saying...
earl jordan: but yeah
Tony Soprano: all
IGOTTADUMP: He's nuts!
Steve-O: Yeah, but he's a big personality.
IGOTTADUMP: Good.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, all I'm saying is that, like, you got to get...
IGOTTADUMP: We want Danny DeVito to be a fucking...
Steve-O: Yes.
IGOTTADUMP: Space Marine?
Steve-O: Yes.
Tony Soprano: Dude, the proportions have to make sense. That's all I'm saying. And that I truly think that might be one of the hardest.
Steve-O: They'll just do what they do with the hobbits.
Tony Soprano: Mysteries to solve.
Steve-O: They just do what they do with the hobbits. They're just going to make them bigger body up close and tiny body far away.
Tony Soprano: Oh, yeah, for a whole show?
IGOTTADUMP: They did it for a whole movie.
Tony Soprano: for like a whole...
Steve-O: Oh.
IGOTTADUMP: Three movies.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, yeah. And guess what?
IGOTTADUMP: Three or four.
Tony Soprano: it's They never got close to that ever again.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
Tony Soprano: It was such a fucking pain in the ass to do.
IGOTTADUMP: Peace. but
Tony Soprano: And they never did, not even in the follow -up. prequel show.
IGOTTADUMP: You know how many dwarves, though?
Tony Soprano: They said...
IGOTTADUMP: This will give. work to. And women? two nope
Tony Soprano: Wait, so...
Steve-O: but Wait, hold on, Chris.
IGOTTADUMP: Giant women?
Tony Soprano: So. ah You want the dwarves to play
Steve-O: ah
Tony Soprano: Human men? like a,
IGOTTADUMP: well that's what i mean like and you like what they did in the odyssey right they used Amen.
Tony Soprano: so so anyway So you're saying like Peter Dinklage is going to play like an Imperial Commissar?
IGOTTADUMP: a woman stud double
IGOTTADUMP: Yes.
Tony Soprano: yeah And then... and the And then like... uh jack reacher uh the alan richardsons will play like a space marine and then
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: This is the year you... created this cutoff.
Tony Soprano: And then Paul White, the big show, plays a Primark.
IGOTTADUMP: my state They have to be six foot. it like they
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: okay
Tony Soprano: Listen, I'm just saying... and
IGOTTADUMP: You're cutting out a lot of actors actors are small
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
Steve-O: Chris.
Tony Soprano: Hey.
IGOTTADUMP: they're usually pretty short.
Steve-O: Devin only knows three actors. And one of them is Batista and the other one is Paul White, the big show.
Tony Soprano: Peter Dinklage.
Tony Soprano: Paul White, The Big Show, Batista, and and Peter Dinklage.
IGOTTADUMP: right He's so good.
Steve-O: Peter Dinklage, who he thinks is actually Rey Mysterio.
IGOTTADUMP: oh hey
Tony Soprano: Yeah. Yeah, he plays Rey Mysterio in the God of War show.
IGOTTADUMP: ah
Tony Soprano: Uh...
Steve-O: He's going to do the 619.
Tony Soprano: Yeah. Yeah, um and then God of War is... um yeah yeah so so my issue with that chris because you you weren't here last week is like He kind of like... publicly was like, yeah, I don't want to play characters like Drax because like the the makeup process is a pain.
IGOTTADUMP: no I remember him here.
Tony Soprano: i just don't need to be that big it's not necessarily healthy for me and my age
IGOTTADUMP: He wants to. shitload of weight. We lost a shitload of weight.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, dude. batista How old is Batista now? Let's see. How old he is...
IGOTTADUMP: Him and the Rock. They both have lost
earl jordan: Well, Kratos is old and...
Steve-O: 57.
Tony Soprano: Bro, Batista's 57, right?
earl jordan: that storyline
Tony Soprano: Huh?
earl jordan: You're just like all the other chuds online. You're just mad that they casted a non - full white person to be Kratos even though he shouldn't even be white.
Tony Soprano: No, listen Listen, my...
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
Tony Soprano: i was Dude, it was a rough day.
IGOTTADUMP: what
Tony Soprano: With that when that white man's white man's bicep tour.
earl jordan: Yeah. i'm quiet
Tony Soprano: Um, No, and also it's like It's kind of like the issue I had when they casted... Marshal Ali for blade. I was like, Bro's like 47 now. And then... four years went by and like they still hadn't made a blade movie I said, what are we doing here?
Tony Soprano: And like, I get it. like His medication, 60 isn't 60 anymore, right? 60 isn't 60 when it was the 90s, but shit, man.
Steve-O: Look.
Tony Soprano: TV is hard.
earl jordan: I guess.
Steve-O: Batista's at least like...
earl jordan: I mean...
Steve-O: He is Greek. He's half Greek, half Filipino, I believe.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, cool. Really?
Steve-O: So this is the first time this year a Greek actor is playing a Greek character.
IGOTTADUMP: know that
Tony Soprano: yeah Batista's...
earl jordan: Wow, they actually cast
Tony Soprano: Batiste?
earl jordan: And they're mad, and they're mad, and people are mad about it. so because...
Tony Soprano: Batista is so mixed that he they just say whatever he is because it probably counts. for when it's When it makes sense, right? Oh, yeah, he's... He's like 500 things.
IGOTTADUMP: Well, they got to put Stavros in.
Steve-O: I mean, he's 100 % all animal.
IGOTTADUMP: We've got our words today.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, Stavros is going to be in it. He's going to play one of the...
Steve-O: <unk>s avi as What's the head on his butt?
IGOTTADUMP: you
Tony Soprano: We're a so so
IGOTTADUMP: I'm going to be hurt.
Tony Soprano: So, yes, Stavi's going to play the Greek guy in the Norse mythology setting.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Tony Soprano: Got it, checks out.
IGOTTADUMP: That works perfectly.
Tony Soprano: checks out. Yeah.
Steve-O: And Kratos, get me away from your asshole!
Tony Soprano: No.
IGOTTADUMP: How big is your dick?
Tony Soprano: You know, it's funny, though.
Steve-O: But...
Tony Soprano: You know, it's funny um because not only was Savaro's in Tony. Jenny and I saw... ah the to Anthony Bourdain biopic.
Tony Soprano: And Jenny kind of had... You know, probably kind of what you were alluding to, Chris, where like you're almost too close to something.
IGOTTADUMP: o
Tony Soprano: Like... so So she loves Anthony. Anthony Bourdain is kind of like... I don't know. I don't want to so be as dramatic, say her idol. Right. But like very important to her.
IGOTTADUMP: A lot of people's idol
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
Steve-O: It's like when you see a Spider -Man movie, Devin.
earl jordan: Yeah
IGOTTADUMP: you
Tony Soprano: Yeah, right? so So she was like...
IGOTTADUMP: Peace. Fake person.
Tony Soprano: she she she She appreciated that it was good and it was well done, but she was really disappointed that it's such a small slice of his life.
IGOTTADUMP: Really? Right. know
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I heard that they really skirted a lot of the drug use too. like you
Tony Soprano: I mean, it's literally like his
earl jordan: Well, is it ah is it is it based is it a biopic based on his life or based on like a specific event that happened to him?
Tony Soprano: it's it's based off It's based off his first summer where he was worked in his first kitchen.
IGOTTADUMP: It's time.
IGOTTADUMP: right
earl jordan: Oh.
Tony Soprano: It's just that.
earl jordan: Okay.
Tony Soprano: And they kind of like, there are characters that don't exist, but they're kind of amalgamations of characters that he wrote about in this book.
IGOTTADUMP: Sure.
Tony Soprano: um and like so the drug use is hinted at and kind you see it but like obviously gets way crazier when he goes to new york and works at you know cia and stuff like that Bye.
Tony Soprano: That being said... I really dug it Um,
IGOTTADUMP: and
earl jordan: i Heard it I heard it was good
Tony Soprano: It is. it's It's quite good. I think it's it's really good. It's well made. um Yeah, it's just Jenny's like, I don't know. She's like, I just... really would have rather seen like a biopic of his life as opposed to this you know,
Tony Soprano: He's 19. He goes up to... He goes up to... um uh, fucking baltimo Not Baltimore. um Boston.
Tony Soprano: or Massachusetts or somewhere. um you know, to follow a girl. And then he ends up kind of. running away from home and he gets in a bar fight and then he gets robbed and he doesn't have any money so he's like can i stay on your hammock and he just kind of works in the kitchen And it's just, it's it's interesting, I think... um The actor who played him, he was... um main kid in The Leftovers.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh yeah. I...
Tony Soprano: um Tony...
IGOTTADUMP: from New Jersey.
earl jordan: We love that movie.
IGOTTADUMP: Jersey, Jersey strong.
Tony Soprano: Yeah. yeah Yeah, Dominic Sessa. And...
IGOTTADUMP: To also Abourdain, Jersey, Jersey native.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
Steve-O: no
Tony Soprano: And, ah yeah. Savros is in he's He's in the kitchen too. um No, but it's it's a like a really... solid like ah story. Obviously...
Tony Soprano: How much of it is true versus... you know, kind of
earl jordan: It's not every biopic though
Tony Soprano: dramatized.
earl jordan: That's like every biopic I feel.
Tony Soprano: Exactly. Well, you know, it's funny because like... Yeah. I watched a clip of Stavros. He was joking about it because he was like, They were talking about Walk Hard, right? And they're like, it's so...
Tony Soprano: odd to see a genre where like a movie like walk hard comes out and like obliterates the concept. Right. it just nails it so hard that it's, and then he's like, and then all these biopic movies went.
earl jordan: okay Yeah.
Tony Soprano: oh that's fine and they just kept they never changed course they just kept doing it and it's still successful
IGOTTADUMP: Well, I do really like... I feel like there are some good biopics and I, I like when they focus on moments or like.
IGOTTADUMP: ah certain times that are really important.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: to that person, like the Steve Jobs biopic. I... I really like that.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Like I.
Steve-O: Which one?
IGOTTADUMP: The, the.
earl jordan: Which one? There's like three.
IGOTTADUMP: The Aaron Sorkin. one.
Steve-O: Yeah, that one is very good.
earl jordan: That's Fastbender, the Fastbender one.
IGOTTADUMP: With Fast Fender. Yeah, like that focusing on the... uh, release of his, was it the two computers and the iPhone like that? Those are the most important moments. of Steve Jobs life. That's...
IGOTTADUMP: I think. If you're going to make a movie, the only thing you should focus on.
earl jordan: The two most important parts of my life, too.
IGOTTADUMP: and thats A lot of people do.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
earl jordan: that
IGOTTADUMP: It redefined what it was to have a phone and shit. like is but Basically, they did I think they cut the fat. and just showed the the things that made Steve Jobs who he is.
IGOTTADUMP: And I like when they... They don't focus on the whole life of a person.
earl jordan: I'm trying to think of other biopics that I watched.
IGOTTADUMP: because
Steve-O: It's very...
IGOTTADUMP: you lose.
Steve-O: ah
IGOTTADUMP: you lose detail. You lose nuance.
Steve-O: theatrical it's like you know but you could see that on like broadway
IGOTTADUMP: o
Steve-O: Because of how they did it. You can't do like his entire life. The other the the other Steve Jobs movie with Ashton Kutcher.
IGOTTADUMP: No. No.
Steve-O: No. but
IGOTTADUMP: It loses the nuance.
Steve-O: you know. Doing like... Just his stage performance announcements. like being back.
earl jordan: Yeah, that's pretty.
Steve-O: stage and seeing all like the like tension and drama.
earl jordan: Yeah, that's pretty Pretty impressive.
IGOTTADUMP: And it was also a pretty unbiased look at him. He was very much like... not a great person in that movie.
Steve-O: Right.
IGOTTADUMP: And I think that helped.
Steve-O: A lot of. A lot of those like. biopics now because they're all like they're doing those like. Oh, look ah come on. We're doing the Nike movie and we're doing the Tetris movie. And they're just doing these kind of like.
Steve-O: Nostalgic.
Steve-O: Branding movies.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah that's not even a biopic biopic implies a person
Steve-O: Right, but they're trying to They're trying to do it with merchandise.
IGOTTADUMP: This is a thing. This is my favorite.
Steve-O: Like, oh, you remember McDonald's?
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, yeah.
Steve-O: Like, we yeah, oh okay, yeah. This is the story of the Big Mac.
IGOTTADUMP: I think. Hehehehe
earl jordan: Well, they did they had the ah
IGOTTADUMP: That's fair. This is it. Seen things.
earl jordan: Yeah, the fucking the the Michael Keaton movie
Tony Soprano: The founder, yeah.
Steve-O: Mm -hmm
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
earl jordan: Found her.
IGOTTADUMP: it's It's, I think... They're trying to normalize these terrible things that exist. There are lines that are like products. and shit and like It also shows how we.
IGOTTADUMP: View. what's important to us. in society too because i feel like if you look at like the most popular films. It's not like people. that are are driving them to the box office as IPs.
IGOTTADUMP: It's products that are getting people to see. movies Like Spider -Man. Spider -Man is a product. It's not like people are going in. People like Tom Holland, but people are seeing it because it's Spider -Man.
earl jordan: what's the best What's the best biopic?
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, probably Spider -Man Brand New Day.
earl jordan: No.
Steve-O: but
IGOTTADUMP: What?
Steve-O: Dude, I just saw that guy fight a bunch of fascists. Come on. That's the real deal right there.
IGOTTADUMP: The best bio.
earl jordan: Because I'm looking I'm looking at a list right now
IGOTTADUMP: I really like Gandhi for that. And I like, oh, you know what?
earl jordan: Uh...
Steve-O: Mmm.
earl jordan: Is raging ball count?
IGOTTADUMP: i I would shoot down Gandhi for Lawrence of Arabia.
earl jordan: That counts.
Steve-O: You shouldn't use that wording, Chris.
earl jordan: ah Chris, how about...
IGOTTADUMP: Shoot him right in the gut!
earl jordan: ah How about a little movie called Amadeus? What about that movie?
IGOTTADUMP: OH SHIT YOU - Fucking mouth, John, no.
Tony Soprano: but a little What about a little flip, Chris? What about a little flip called ah Schindler's List?
IGOTTADUMP: <unk> Only had. This belt I could have saved another biopic that I love. But I really think it's Lawrence Arabia I really do I think that movie is wonderful
Tony Soprano: Never saw it. Too old.
IGOTTADUMP: This is beautiful.
Tony Soprano: Too old looking. I didn't like it
Steve-O: Sorry. Too old.
IGOTTADUMP: Is really.
Steve-O: Social network, that's a biopic.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, that's like shut your mouth Hmm.
Tony Soprano: Yeah. You know what, though? I will say, I remember seeing Amadeus in like... fourth or fifth grade and be like, this movie fucking rules.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm a dancer. wonderful.
IGOTTADUMP: It's so fucking good.
earl jordan: Yeah.
Tony Soprano: As a fifth grader or something, I was like, this is sick.
earl jordan: It's so good.
IGOTTADUMP: It's...
earl jordan: It's so good.
IGOTTADUMP: it's
earl jordan: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: they're they're The top five, you know, they're they're floating around in there. i i
Tony Soprano: Patton's really good.
IGOTTADUMP: Patton is good. I wouldn't put that in my top five, though. I think Gandhi. Let's read your social network.
earl jordan: Some people have Moneyball on here as a biopic.
IGOTTADUMP: AAAAAAAA -
earl jordan: Does that count?
Tony Soprano: You know...
IGOTTADUMP: and
Tony Soprano: You know what's a... Yeah, yeah. Why not?
Steve-O: ah No, that is that's just...
Tony Soprano: Fuck it.
Steve-O: How to trade smart.
earl jordan: That's just baseball. This is baseball.
Steve-O: That's your baseball.
IGOTTADUMP: That's a It's a movie about a concept.
earl jordan: This is baseball.
Steve-O: That's a big ball. It has to have the name of Actually, no, because I just, I counteracted that with the social network.
Tony Soprano: but Like, it, like...
Steve-O: Never mind.
Tony Soprano: Braveheart's like a biopic, technically.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Tony Soprano: You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?
IGOTTADUMP: a Yeah.
Steve-O: You know what?
IGOTTADUMP: EEEH!
Steve-O: Talk that to the side. Bring up Ed Wood, baby.
IGOTTADUMP: i was really good
Steve-O: Probably Tim Burton's best movie.
Tony Soprano: What about, ah you know what? You know what's a really good modern one, I think? Truly, straight out of Compton.
IGOTTADUMP: Straight out of Comptonsburg.
Steve-O: Oh, yeah.
Tony Soprano: I love that movie dude.
earl jordan: Oh, yeah, that's a good one.
Steve-O: Devin and I were supposed to see that and unfortunately we got kicked out.
Tony Soprano: Wolf of Wall Street.
earl jordan: Braveheart
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
earl jordan: You ever heard of a little movie called Freeport?
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Steve-O: All right.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. Neal.
earl jordan: hey
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
earl jordan: Goodfellas is on people's lists, too. I don't know.
Tony Soprano: Nah, I don't know.
IGOTTADUMP: events.
Tony Soprano: Well...
Steve-O: I mean, that's sa what's his name?
IGOTTADUMP: if I read that. The biopic.
Steve-O: What's the name of that guy?
earl jordan: It's Henry Hill.
IGOTTADUMP: Thank you. And real.
Steve-O: Henry Hill, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Unreal. Not Hank.
Tony Soprano: Cinderella.
earl jordan: Oh, so you know what?
Steve-O: David Pauper.
IGOTTADUMP: with
earl jordan: social The Social Network is the best biopic.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Tony Soprano: Cinderella man, that's a really good one my left foot
Steve-O: ah Have you heard of a Superman? That's a biopic of the Superman.
earl jordan: Hmm.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh. Here we go again.
earl jordan: Oh, ah Chris, what about Capote, the Truman Capote one?
Steve-O: Hmm.
earl jordan: with uh with
Tony Soprano: Capote?
Steve-O: Capote was good.
IGOTTADUMP: He's very good in it, but like the movie itself is not.
earl jordan: PSH.
IGOTTADUMP: as memorable.
Tony Soprano: I didn't. Oh, man.
earl jordan: All right.
Tony Soprano: Again, this is kind of a cheat.
earl jordan: Thank you, sir.
Tony Soprano: This is kind of a cheat because it's a twofer, but miracle.
earl jordan: This is kind of a cheat.
Tony Soprano: Sports movie and a biopic.
Steve-O: Okay.
earl jordan: This is kind of a cheat, too, for Chris, but what about the Elephant Man?
IGOTTADUMP: I could dance. it's UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
earl jordan: By David Lynch.
Steve-O: Oh.
earl jordan: So... Sorry. Sorry.
Steve-O: Mel Brooks produced.
earl jordan: Sorry, Chris. So what's the best one now, Chris?
Steve-O: It's not that funny, though.
Tony Soprano: Dude, you did. It's so funny because I am a fucking suck. Like all my favorites are like the sports ones. I'm like, oh, remember the Titans, the fighter, Cinderella man.
Steve-O: You like sports movies.
Tony Soprano: Serpico.
earl jordan: Rocky.
Steve-O: Thank you for your understanding.
earl jordan: rocky rock Rocky, Rocky, two Rocky Rocky 4, Rocky Balboa.
Tony Soprano: Rocky. uh,
Steve-O: Wait, they are making that biopic up yeah about...
earl jordan: Creed. oh god so one of my co -workers was like yo did you see that trailer for the rocky movie i'm like yeah why are they making that and he's like it looks so good and i'm like
Steve-O: The making of Rocky.
IGOTTADUMP: the biopic Iraqi.
earl jordan: Does it?
IGOTTADUMP: No it doesn't.
earl jordan: ah
Steve-O: that's Here's the thing, though.
Tony Soprano: yeah
Steve-O: Here's the thing. for For the common person, for the common, like, I'm just going to eat my burger.
earl jordan: No. Yeah.
earl jordan: For the layman
Steve-O: And I'm going to, for the layman.
earl jordan: For the layman.
Steve-O: To them, that's art. they're like wow they're making a movie about the guy who's in rocky
earl jordan: And to us... akira akira is art
Steve-O: Akira.
earl jordan: Frost. Akira.
IGOTTADUMP: That's a great biopic too.
Steve-O: I mean...
earl jordan: Amazing biopic.
IGOTTADUMP: Wonderful.
Steve-O: That's it. Yeah, there you go.
IGOTTADUMP: All about that weird monster that the government created and it blew up.
earl jordan: I'm just going to say Amadeus is the best one.
Tony Soprano: Oh Godzilla?
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, well that happens a lot.
earl jordan: Oh, I haven't seen it Chris, have you seen the the um the Brian Wilson one?
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. Really?
earl jordan: I haven't seen that one yet. I'm too afraid to see it. I'm too afraid to watch it
IGOTTADUMP: Brian Wilson. Oh yeah, I actually did see that.
earl jordan: the uh love him Is it good is that good?
IGOTTADUMP: Well, it's two parts. It actually shows his life while he was making Pet Sounds and his life while he was being abused. by his handler.
earl jordan: So can I cut it off?
IGOTTADUMP: when he was older
Steve-O: Oh.
earl jordan: can i cut it off when it ends the pet sounds part that's the only one i
IGOTTADUMP: Well, you can just watch that half of the movie, I guess.
earl jordan: or I care about.
Steve-O: You know what? I'm not going to lie.
earl jordan: Yeah.
Steve-O: A lot of biopics they do do that where on old school dvd the good part of the movie where they were like in their uprise. is on the first part of the disc and then you would flip it it would be the downfall because that's what they did for good films
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. ah
earl jordan: Mmm. Kind of like Resident Evil 2.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, you're talking about
Steve-O: yeah That's it.
IGOTTADUMP: The blue ray of ray is what you're referring to.
Steve-O: Oh, is that what they did for Ray?
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Steve-O: You had to flip it?
IGOTTADUMP: Well, no, the DVD foray. Yeah, there's...
earl jordan: Now real talk
IGOTTADUMP: That halfway point where everything goes downhill.
Steve-O: That's what they did with Titanic too.
earl jordan: Real talk its It's La Bamba, guys. Real talk. It's La Bamba.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh my word.
earl jordan: I love i love La Bamba.
Steve-O: Right.
earl jordan: I love that movie.
IGOTTADUMP: I like it.
Tony Soprano: pay Was it a Vita? Vida? a vida
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, no.
Steve-O: Mmm.
earl jordan: eight miles What about eight mile Devon about eight mile Devon
Steve-O: with Madonna.
Tony Soprano: ah a my i don't Does that count?
IGOTTADUMP: oh
earl jordan: What about now?
Tony Soprano: I don't know if that counts.
Steve-O: ah He plays a fictional character.
earl jordan: It counts right? It has to be!
Steve-O: He plays a fictional character.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, he plays a fictional character.
earl jordan: No, ah it's it's him
Steve-O: The character of spaghetti pasta is not real.
earl jordan: No, but it's him!
IGOTTADUMP: Mom? Yeti.
Steve-O: Spaghetti.
IGOTTADUMP: And so...
earl jordan: Rabbit! It's Rabbit, dude!
Steve-O: Hmm.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
Steve-O: Yep.
Tony Soprano: well I didn't know Marshall Mathers' his real name is B -Rabbit. Did you know that, Steve?
earl jordan: yeah
Steve-O: i You know what? I learn something every day.
earl jordan: but ah Oh, God. Selena?
Tony Soprano: Did I went on a date and saw that movie?
earl jordan: i love I used to love clean.
Steve-O: Oh, Selena.
earl jordan: What, Selena?
Steve-O: What, Selena or 8 Mile?
Tony Soprano: No, eight mile. And then there's that really intense sex scene.
earl jordan: Yeah, I went on a date and saw that fucking saw that fucking that child molestation horror movie
Tony Soprano: with Brady Murphy.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Rest in peace.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, yeah. No, that was... You you said...
Steve-O: You tried to warn me.
earl jordan: Silent House.
Steve-O: Tell him about that.
Tony Soprano: Right. I warned you. And you said, nah. I'm gonna see if she's a freak, dude.
earl jordan: You didn't warm it you didn't warn me
Steve-O: yeah
earl jordan: You didn't warn me about the alcoholic that I... went on a date with that brought fucking
Tony Soprano: Yeah. You were like, nah, dog. No, I'm done.
earl jordan: flask And I was like, oh, God. Here we go.
Tony Soprano: Is 300 a biopic?
earl jordan: Yes.
Tony Soprano: is
IGOTTADUMP: No, too many.
Tony Soprano: All right.
Steve-O: It's 300 biopics, technically.
Tony Soprano: What?
IGOTTADUMP: It's too early. Yeah, it's
Tony Soprano: ah Last Samurai? Last Samurai? Hmm?
IGOTTADUMP: Um...
Tony Soprano: Oh, oh!
Steve-O: oh
earl jordan: Yeah.
Tony Soprano: UGH!
earl jordan: love the memes.
Tony Soprano: what
IGOTTADUMP: Oh.
earl jordan: I love the memes these days that come out of Last Samurai.
IGOTTADUMP: left
Steve-O: That's very good.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
earl jordan: They...
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
Steve-O: That's very good
earl jordan: They make me laugh so hard.
Tony Soprano: All right All right, Tim's not here, so he can't officially poo -poo the idea, but the Conjuring movies, Chris? They're real.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, everything happened and that was real.
Tony Soprano: Passion of the Christ? That's a biopic?
IGOTTADUMP: Shit happened. Steve, that shit happens.
Tony Soprano: Pocahontas? Pocahontas is a biopic? Yeah. Green Book?
earl jordan: Oh, there's a whole fucking...
IGOTTADUMP: Green Mile?
earl jordan: There's a whole last samurai memes
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
earl jordan: Subreddit.
Steve-O: So does any movie that has. a real person in it you're considering a biopic
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
Steve-O: So you're going to say that the Rocketeer.
IGOTTADUMP: Really?
Steve-O: That features ah Terry O 'Quinn as, um what's his name?
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Steve-O: um Not Henry Hill or who's the...
IGOTTADUMP: No, no, no, no.
Steve-O: day theater.
Tony Soprano: The Animator guy?
IGOTTADUMP: Howard, Howard.
Tony Soprano: Howard Howard pill
Steve-O: Howard.
IGOTTADUMP: How it is.
Steve-O: howard Howard Hughes.
Tony Soprano: Howard, do you use it?
Steve-O: howard Who is Howard Hughes? That's technically a biopic of Howard Hughes.
Tony Soprano: Yeah. Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Of course.
Tony Soprano: Indiana Jones.
IGOTTADUMP: All right.
Tony Soprano: One of those Indiana Jones. He meets Hitler.
Steve-O: He does and...
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, dude, let me tell you.
Tony Soprano: He shakes his hand.
IGOTTADUMP: i he you know It's so fascinating to learn that he was a teacher. And he was also an archaeologist. just they'
Steve-O: Did you know that the
IGOTTADUMP: That's the thing.
Tony Soprano: Hitler?
IGOTTADUMP: Yes.
Steve-O: No, Indiana Jones.
IGOTTADUMP: Yep. Exactly. Well, we can talk about biopics all all night, but in reality, the modern day ones, they you just don't live up to.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: some ah some of the older ones.
earl jordan: Warrants of Arabia.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, exactly.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
Steve-O: What?
earl jordan: Actually, you know what? Chris, you're fucking you're just IMDB bot now because I looked up the IMDB. biopix rating and your top three it was their top three
Tony Soprano: Yeah, you fucking fraud, dude.
Steve-O: Oh, there you go. There you go. IMDb.
earl jordan: ah Chris just... Yeah, Chris is a fucking bot.
Tony Soprano: You fucking...
IGOTTADUMP: What can I tell you? What can I tell you?
earl jordan: Chris is just a bot. He's an AI fucking...
IGOTTADUMP: I'm a...
Steve-O: He's got taste.
Tony Soprano: We actually wait
Steve-O: He's got taste.
IGOTTADUMP: i havet I have a data data AI center that's it's in my backyard and I'm.
Tony Soprano: We'll get ready in time.
earl jordan: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Ding.
Tony Soprano: Talking about this is a...
earl jordan: Bot Galani.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, my views.
earl jordan: Bot Galani.
Tony Soprano: You know...
Steve-O: Galant AI.
Tony Soprano: This is a... To be fair, I think a ah very real one that we just hilariously did not mention is Oppenheimer.
IGOTTADUMP: a
Steve-O: Hmm.
earl jordan: Is that a - is that a - is that real?
Steve-O: Barbie.
IGOTTADUMP: mean
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
earl jordan: Did that actually happen?
Tony Soprano: is's It's Nick.
earl jordan: I don't know
IGOTTADUMP: it's It's very, very good.
Steve-O: Oh, are you telling me a...
earl jordan: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: Very, very good.
Steve-O: Big mushroom showed up.
IGOTTADUMP: if
Steve-O: I never saw one.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, he never saw...
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Oppenheimer's mushroom at all. Amen.
earl jordan: I mean, you guys didn't even...
Steve-O: That sounds weirdly sexual.
Tony Soprano: Oh wait, you kind of do, right?
earl jordan: met I didn't watch it yet, but what about...
Tony Soprano: You kind of do.
earl jordan: but
IGOTTADUMP: No, it was.
earl jordan: What about the Odyssey?
Tony Soprano: Yeah, Odyssey's real
earl jordan: We'll be right back.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Tony Soprano: That's a real one.
Steve-O: that Yeah, that all happened.
earl jordan: How about that one?
IGOTTADUMP: Cyclops, man. That shit happens.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: big ass weirdo screams like a weirdo
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. That happened.
Tony Soprano: Hehehe. ah That being said, I give Tony... I'll give it a fuck. Look at me in the foot.
Steve-O: um Nice. Not a not a good set.
Tony Soprano: I just... I don't think I know enough.
Steve-O: My chair was uncomfortable.
Tony Soprano: I don't want to disrespect.
IGOTTADUMP: You can't call it a good hang, you know?
earl jordan: yeah But it was it a good movie, though, Devin?
Tony Soprano: It was a good movie.
earl jordan: that We're not asking how...
Tony Soprano: It was a good movie
earl jordan: You don't have to be educated. Was it ah like a good sit of a movie?
Tony Soprano: But I'm just saying emotionally for me, I can't really give it.
earl jordan: like
Steve-O: It didn't get there.
Tony Soprano: I can't. It can't be like, you gotta fucking go watch Tony.
earl jordan: It wasn't like... Yeah, it wasn't like Toy Story 5.
Steve-O: Or the Guy Fieri movie that you're hoping for.
Tony Soprano: Yes.
earl jordan: to you.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, and the only and the only other person I knew that like actually cared about Anthony Bourdain on a serious level didn't like it.
IGOTTADUMP: i I never eat. That's what the name of it.
earl jordan: You know. didn't like it.
Tony Soprano: So... But you know what, dude? And listen, no shade intended. but she was a I just thought they were going to go throughout his whole life. And I was like, but you saw the trailer.
Tony Soprano: And I was like, it is... It doesn't remotely imply that you're they're going to...
IGOTTADUMP: I really...
earl jordan: and no shade No shade, but, you know.
Steve-O: that's That's the thing but with trailers, man. Trailers, they just give you a little snippet.
Tony Soprano: Nah, dude.
Steve-O: So.
Tony Soprano: I was like, bro.
Steve-O: You're just like, oh.
IGOTTADUMP: Honestly, Darren.
Tony Soprano: I was like, bro, I know nothing about Anthony Bourdain and I fucking knew.
IGOTTADUMP: I thought you were going to I thought you were gonna be faceless and say it was a good hang.
Steve-O: Bit.
earl jordan: I can't. Yeah.
Steve-O: Oh.
Tony Soprano: That's good. ah You know what?
IGOTTADUMP: And...
earl jordan: i got i've got a good I've got a good hang.
Tony Soprano: i'll give it I'll give it a score of I did a bunch of cocaine at the restaurant to get through my shift.
earl jordan: Or later.
Tony Soprano: um So I'll give it that score. Because I had to.
earl jordan: yeah i guess Yeah, I guess my argument to that would just be like... Dude, his whole life has basically been documented already. Like it out.
Tony Soprano: I know.
earl jordan: He's got all this stuff everywhere.
IGOTTADUMP: He ate the asshole of a cow once in Africa.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
earl jordan: Like isn't it interesting to to be focused on one part of his life that was like early?
Tony Soprano: Yeah. And I did. and to Yeah.
earl jordan: going on in this career.
Tony Soprano: did And to Chris's point, too, like.
earl jordan: You know?
Tony Soprano: about the um the Apple, you know the iPhone movie. Fucking iPhone movie.
earl jordan: Damn, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: Like, Steve Jobs?
Tony Soprano: ah Yeah, the Steve Jobs.
earl jordan: Tim Apple, movie.
Tony Soprano: Like, I find that... almost more interesting than just trying to shove.
IGOTTADUMP: Truth.
Tony Soprano: somebody's entire life in a one movie.
earl jordan: their whole life. Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: True.
earl jordan: Right. Right.
Steve-O: What I'm...
Tony Soprano: You know?
Steve-O: What would you like to see like if you were to come up with your version of that where it's like one moment in one famous person's life? What would you do?
earl jordan: a
Tony Soprano: Stan Lee pitching.
Steve-O: Like would you do like the flu game for Jordan?
Tony Soprano: Stanley pitching Spider -Man and then stealing the idea from Jack Kirby.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
earl jordan: Ah, sh -
Steve-O: Oh.
earl jordan: I got two. I got...
Steve-O: Okay.
earl jordan: And they're both video game related.
Tony Soprano: um Sorry.
earl jordan: One is Miyamoto. i Just want to watch a short of of him Screaming at fucking... whoever was developing Metroid Prime. and making them start over.
earl jordan: Scratch. And the other one would be... Probably Shinji Mikami turning Resident Evil 4 around. Like... I've... That would be interesting to me. See.
Steve-O: It's the day he came in and he saw what they had planned for Resident Evil 4.
earl jordan: It actually didn't look that bad.
Steve-O: Sure.
earl jordan: But it it's not good enough.
Steve-O: Oh, shit, ghost. That's sick as hell.
earl jordan: Yeah.
Steve-O: I hate this.
earl jordan: We have. We have to change the entire video game industry.
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Minds a...
earl jordan: So, sorry.
IGOTTADUMP: Minds...
Tony Soprano: I shit.
IGOTTADUMP: An Arnold Schwarzenegger movie.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: It's a biopic about him and it's him preparing for. the Terminator role.
Tony Soprano: o
Steve-O: oh that would be fun
Tony Soprano: Where he's trying to inject robot bones into his arms.
earl jordan: or Here, I'll do you one better.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Steve-O: No.
IGOTTADUMP: you're quick
earl jordan: I'll do you one better. How about... James Cameron. preparing. OJ Simpson to play the Terminator.
IGOTTADUMP: Well, no.
Steve-O: Whoa!
earl jordan: And then not going with him.
Steve-O: whoa
IGOTTADUMP: He's in it.
earl jordan: and
IGOTTADUMP: he's He's definitely in it.
earl jordan: And not going with him.
IGOTTADUMP: He's in it.
Tony Soprano: So wait, is the trailer just him going, he's not picking up. I don't know what he's doing.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
earl jordan: You know what? I don't like OJ.
Tony Soprano: Why you seen that picking up?
IGOTTADUMP: I can't see... I can't see shit.
earl jordan: He blinks.
IGOTTADUMP: I can't see anything.
earl jordan: he blinks when he's ah He blinks when he's firing the shotgun. That's ah yeah it's ah it's unacceptable. we need We need somebody that doesn't blink when they're firing the shotgun.
IGOTTADUMP: He went a little too hard on that stabbing scene. maybe a
Tony Soprano: He... I tried to explain to him that he just shoots people, but he's like, no, what if I stab them? Like my bitch ex -wife. And you're like, what?
Steve-O: Or ex -wife.
IGOTTADUMP: if
Tony Soprano: what What's going on here, bud? Uh, no. ah Honestly, I think an Arnold Schwarzenegger biopic. would hit. Um,
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, just him preparing to be Terminator.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Like that's his big, big film.
Tony Soprano: Yeah. Man, what else?
IGOTTADUMP: And.
Steve-O: I'm going to give you another one. I'm going to give you another one with Arnold and I'm going to kind of, you know. By the end of it, I'm going to Once Upon a Time in Hollywood it. It's going to be the day on the set of Predator.
Steve-O: when they still had jean -claude van damme in the suit
Tony Soprano: When he quits.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah It's like a half of Jean -Claude Van Damme biopic.
Tony Soprano: Wait, wait, wait.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Tony Soprano: Is it like one of those like it all takes place over the course of one day?
IGOTTADUMP: pivot
Steve-O: It's over the course of one day. And Jean -Claude is like. I'm gonna take this movie from Arnold.
IGOTTADUMP: And you know what's funny? You could cast Will Sasso as Jesse Vinter.
Steve-O: Oh yes you could! Yes, you could. He's really good.
Tony Soprano: Hell yeah, dude
IGOTTADUMP: It worked out really well.
Tony Soprano: You know, um Actually, a real one that does fit with with This is very fitting for me, but... I think... it would be very interesting to see ah the,
Tony Soprano: The O. uh, a biopic about the U essentially Dana White, the UFC and the ultimate. The Ultimate Fighter finale.
earl jordan: Was way I was waiting for it.
Steve-O: Yeah.
earl jordan: I was waiting for it Chris
Tony Soprano: No. I'm telling you, the Ultimate Fighter finale...
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
Tony Soprano: uh, That whole, that slice of life is so unique and important to the history of the sport entirely. I think that'd be a good one.
Tony Soprano: I also think you should do one where Vince McMahon says, sure, Owen Hart just died, but we need to keep the show rolling.
IGOTTADUMP: o
Steve-O: That would be actually...
Tony Soprano: Let's keep it rolling.
IGOTTADUMP: All right.
Tony Soprano: Actually, that's where you do a Steve Jobs.
Steve-O: If like.
IGOTTADUMP: All right.
Steve-O: They had no hands on that.
Tony Soprano: I think that's where you do a Steve Jobs one where you just pick... Because, dude, fucking... Put your hand in a grab bag.
IGOTTADUMP: It's all me.
Tony Soprano: You'll find something. You'll find 10 ideas easy.
IGOTTADUMP: Yes. Wonderful.
Steve-O: you You could do multiple days where like the WWE wwe did their shows still. where like you could do that pay -per -view, you could do the day after Benoit.
Steve-O: like killed his family and they found out during the taping or the the the live show.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh my God.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: They can do that one where they found out Vincent van pooped all over that woman
Steve-O: Like...
Tony Soprano: Wait, wait, wait.
Steve-O: Oh God.
Tony Soprano: no, no. So I was going to say...
earl jordan: oh
Tony Soprano: do it where he actually poops on that lady.
Steve-O: All right. Neither.
Tony Soprano: But then I think it's funnier if...
Steve-O: Oh. Jesus.
Tony Soprano: He's in the room, and this guy's like... So it says here you pooped on her head?
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
Tony Soprano: And he has to be like, well... I don't. Recall exactly.
IGOTTADUMP: laughter
Tony Soprano: where he has to defend pooping on that lady's head.
IGOTTADUMP: Same thing happened in Steve Jobs.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: He pooped on
Tony Soprano: Man, yeah, Vince McMahon's a good one.
IGOTTADUMP: We'll be right back.
Steve-O: Alright.
Tony Soprano: but I don't know which one you do.
Steve-O: Speaking about biopics, there's one biopic.
Tony Soprano: House.
Steve-O: that I want to know more about. And that is the biopic about. Jon Stewart. And Hal Jordan.
IGOTTADUMP: You know. John Stewart, wonderful. television host uh i can't wait until they make a bio is there your time out Daily Show Guy?
Steve-O: I mean, he was in Death of Smoochie, which is a biopic of Smoochie.
IGOTTADUMP: it's I kind of love Smoochie. i'm I'm all caught up on where is everybody else?
Steve-O: All caught up.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, we'll call it caught up.
earl jordan: Lanterns.
IGOTTADUMP: All right, well, that's good
earl jordan: Yeah, I watched it. I watched it right away.
IGOTTADUMP: I think this this is this is fucking great.
earl jordan: It's pretty good pretty good so far
Tony Soprano: ah
Steve-O: Yes. Mm hmm.
IGOTTADUMP: I think i'm I'm two episodes in. I think that's a pretty fair assumption. I think it's going.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, so far, so good.
IGOTTADUMP: I think it's going through all of the ah the lore. of of lanterns and green lanterns pretty well like it's they're They're handling the...
IGOTTADUMP: The exposition. Really? in a fun way where it's begrudgingly
Steve-O: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: with Hal Jordan being like, just go do the fucking do it. Like that that mentality of just trying to push Jon Stewart off. is teaching us all about what it is to be a Greenlander.
IGOTTADUMP: you know Um, in like an indirect way
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: So that's clever. and
earl jordan: Dude at the end of the day Chris there are still cops
IGOTTADUMP: They're still cops and the detective aspect of ah Green Lanterns is really present.
earl jordan: Just saying.
IGOTTADUMP: in the in this show like they are they have hunches and uh john The first episode.
earl jordan: yeah i like Yeah, I like that. It's like a really... um
IGOTTADUMP: It's a procedural.
earl jordan: I don't want to say easy mode, but like. it's like oh okay like it's kind of like it's a creative way of like pushing the um pushing the idea forward. Like as as soon as he says, oh, i got I've got gut feeling.
earl jordan: Ben.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, it's it's a hunch.
earl jordan: when you Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: It's a classic punch.
earl jordan: And you know, like if you have a gut feeling. It's probably. you know similar to what's going on in the show it's not really like you know you're not trying to guess what's going on even though it is a mystery
IGOTTADUMP: Absolutely.
earl jordan: But like.
IGOTTADUMP: you're you're you're You're keeping pace with the characters.
earl jordan: I think it's pretty cool.
IGOTTADUMP: as far as what's going on in the plot.
earl jordan: Right.
IGOTTADUMP: And that's important because, you know, a lot of shows you're like, ah you know what's going to happen before. the actors do and it kind of pulls a little bit of the anticipation out of the scene. And this is very much they're keeping up with us. they're You know, and and there was that wonderful moment in the second episode where you're.
IGOTTADUMP: Seeing if Jon Stewart's actually going to trust Hal. And there's that moment where he knows there's something wrong and he has to do the right thing by telling Hal.
earl jordan: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: getting to the bottom of this, even though he really doesn't want to. um That shows you who Jon Stewart is, like, duty over. personal beliefs.
earl jordan: Dude, all... Also... I mean a lot of people are overlooking the fact that he made a fucking bird. with it.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Okay.
earl jordan: And like, that's really like a.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
earl jordan: If you think about it, that's a really complicated thing to to will into existence if you think about because you know it's not like a can opener or like giant middle fingers like god i was umm i'm still waiting for god to show up i can't wait Um,
earl jordan: Well, he made a fucking bird.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
earl jordan: So like. i guess that's the one thing i kind of still don't understand like that bird projection was just was still It was John's. The whole time?
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Steve-O: So, supposedly in modern... Green Lantern Cannon. It has been. discovered that Jon Stewart's will is so strong that he is basically his own
earl jordan: God, dude. Go.
Steve-O: Like he doesn't need a lantern ring.
earl jordan: He's his own ring. Oh, what a fucking legend. Yeah.
Steve-O: So he can just like kind of like. keep those projections going supposedly so
earl jordan: Wait, so is he like is he? In modern day Green Lantern lore, is he considered like the the goat then at that point? Because that seems like it's goat status type shit.
Steve-O: It seems pretty goat status. I don't know. Just, you know, it was just something because after I watch one of these like videos, I always watch the like little Easter egg videos that like, you know, those like new rock stars guys or whatever do.
Steve-O: And they like.
earl jordan: Yeah.
Steve-O: they touch on just so like the stuff that like my brain that's like, Oh, ah okay. Yeah, I guess I did say Gotham on it. Um...
IGOTTADUMP: who Yeah, yeah, there's they They are pretty fast and loose when it comes to the references, but that's fine. You know, I think that pays off.
Steve-O: Right.
IGOTTADUMP: with how casual and... down to earth this show is like
Steve-O: It's, yeah, and and I think that's...
IGOTTADUMP: it fits
Steve-O: Why it's so nice. It's not. It's not doing what Peacemaker did. Peacemaker was fun, but this.
earl jordan: multiverse stuff like crazy shit.
Steve-O: Feels in. important. Like this feels like you said, it's down to earth, but it's also definitely not down to earth. It is anything but down to earth, which.
earl jordan: the ah The benefactor of the ranch, is is that Lex, or is it is it whoever the Manhunter ends up being? You think?
Tony Soprano: I think the Manhunter is going to be the wife.
earl jordan: Zowie.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, Zoe. I think.
Steve-O: wait the
earl jordan: That.
Tony Soprano: but Like the the who they're looking for, right? I think it's secretly the...
earl jordan: The gilf. the gilf
Tony Soprano: Yeah, the gilf.
Steve-O: Oh, yeah, okay, okay. The the girl who...
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
Steve-O: ah John's been hooking up with.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, yeah
IGOTTADUMP: The good thing about this show is it's keeping its its focus pretty, pretty. simple like it's not Trying to go too far out into the the world of DC, of the DC world of the lore.
IGOTTADUMP: it
Steve-O: But it might. Go out there with the Green Lantern stuff.
IGOTTADUMP: Well, that's the thing.
Steve-O: based on the end of the last one.
IGOTTADUMP: like i feel like that's supplementary to what the plot is like everything's kind of stuck in rushville which is a good thing like
Steve-O: Mm.
IGOTTADUMP: It's keeping the focus there.
earl jordan: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: And it's not.
earl jordan: Yeah I like that.
IGOTTADUMP: trying to overcomplicate things.
earl jordan: It's not trying to like fucking like bum rush Batman and Wonder Woman and shit in this when it's like It's it's just it's its own contained story, which is just.
Steve-O: Right.
IGOTTADUMP: Exactly.
Steve-O: It's a lantern story.
earl jordan: Johnson. Yeah, which is, I guess, essentially Jon Stewart's origin. Right.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, totally
Steve-O: e
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, and and I can only imagine. the Sinestro sequences in the show is going to be like Hannibal Lecter.
earl jordan: Amen. Yo, talk about. or a farming.
Steve-O: Dude, that part where...
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
earl jordan: That dude is just fucking oozing aura in his fucking prison cell.
Steve-O: What did he say at the end? He was like, that's the second biggest threat. Or that you have to deal with or something like that.
IGOTTADUMP: Your way.
earl jordan: Yeah, is he is he...
IGOTTADUMP: Hello.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, that's like that you're talking about.
earl jordan: Was he referring to John or was he referring to himself?
IGOTTADUMP: It's Jon Stewart.
Tony Soprano: What are you talking about?
IGOTTADUMP: God. It's done.
Steve-O: It's either John or himself.
Tony Soprano: I thought he was talking about himself
Steve-O: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: No, no, no no he's talking
Tony Soprano: You don't think?
earl jordan: i think so but I thought he was talking about John replacing him, I guess.
IGOTTADUMP: No. John. John replacing him.
earl jordan: is
Steve-O: But I mean, that is his thing, right? He's trying to put the fear in the house head.
IGOTTADUMP: Yep.
earl jordan: Dude, yo, Sinestro is just fucking Angelus, dude. He's Angelus core in there.
Steve-O: Dude, he is. He is.
earl jordan: It's just fucking playing mind games with Hal already.
IGOTTADUMP: See they know. that Like... Sinestro understands that. The Guardian saddling John with Jon Stewart is just it's like a warning Because obviously his relationship with the Guardians is pretty shitty in the show.
IGOTTADUMP: Like, he's constantly asking, like, do you didn't tell anything to the Guardians, right?
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: You didn't say anything. to them right he's
earl jordan: He's a super disgruntled. ah Veteran.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah.
earl jordan: It seems.
IGOTTADUMP: Who hates the system.
earl jordan: Something. Yeah, something must have happened with how I guess. you know beforehand that caused them to be this disgruntled.
IGOTTADUMP: I think it's I think it's bureaucracy. i think that's what it is i think it's the same bureaucracy that he's facing on earth he has to face that also with the guardians and i think that's why he hates them so much too and he's ignoring them
earl jordan: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: because they make him go through these protocols, which he obviously doesn't want to do. He wants to do his own thing.
Steve-O: Dude hardly wants to wear the suit
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, exactly. Right. Like, it's always like. His way. And everybody else's way is is stupid.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: You know?
Tony Soprano: I mean, that's also why the Guardians are keen on replacing him.
IGOTTADUMP: Of course, of course.
Tony Soprano: too.
IGOTTADUMP: Like, he doesn't follow protocol.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: So like, I feel like. This entire show is him. Proving. to everyone that he was always the one to hold the ring But he's also proving to the Guardians he should never have a ring.
IGOTTADUMP: Right. Like this is this whole plot is that. He's doing all the right things, but he's not. including anybody else involved. in the protection of the universe in what he's doing He's a rogue.
Steve-O: Right. Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: He's a rogue Green Lantern And I.
Steve-O: I love getting like. When John went to his house. And he's like. yeah it's like you know i don't actually have money it's just like you know i saved a guy And he was rich, so he bought me a mansion.
Steve-O: And like the way it looks in his house is. Like. You could see just like a TV with just like a folding chair. in front of it.
earl jordan: Yeah.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
Steve-O: Like he he lives very minimally in that house, even though he has it. So he definitely.
IGOTTADUMP: He's just stubborn Asshole.
Steve-O: Right.
IGOTTADUMP: Like... That's what I'm picking up on. Like, as somebody who is impossible to live with. and it always thinks that he's right, but...
Steve-O: hey
IGOTTADUMP: you know in most circumstances, does the right thing. To get the job done. That's a great representation of how.
Steve-O: He's a great Hal Jordan. I got to say both. Jon Stewart, Hal Jordan, they knocked it out of the park. like They really did their their...
IGOTTADUMP: Yes.
Steve-O: due diligence on casting.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: And Jon Stewart, this whole episode is him, is like a showcase of his ability, you know, because we're talking about the bird and the bird is such a wonderful example of how focused he is.
IGOTTADUMP: As a person? Like he's able to hold that construct through. tackling a guy out of a van which is like so unhinged
Tony Soprano: Yeah, be knocked unconscious like three times.
IGOTTADUMP: And then having the the sorrow of an entire civilization and forcibly injected into his head. like Still able to hold concentration.
Steve-O: Right.
IGOTTADUMP: You know? Like, it's it's the the...
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: We are seeing why he's the best. in this episode.
Steve-O: Um, That that scene where they like do that to Jon Stewart, like they inject all the like the the memories. of like what happened to their planet.
Steve-O: That um I've heard speculation that that's supposed to be tied with the Red Lantern somehow.
earl jordan: Yeah, that that that that might be atrocious.
Steve-O: Oh is it? Oh shit.
earl jordan: It might be. I don't know. like that's what that's what um Because they seemed very angry I don't know.
IGOTTADUMP: Yes. Of course.
earl jordan: like I don't know man. Are we doing this?
Tony Soprano: Wait, who seemed angry? The guys that...
IGOTTADUMP: the aliens that
earl jordan: the Anton guy
IGOTTADUMP: or genocide.
Tony Soprano: Oh, no. Maybe.
IGOTTADUMP: I think that's, yeah.
Tony Soprano: I'll be honest I think that'd be kind of lame if just like everybody just had like a human skin suit. It's like eh. Like... like Listen.
Tony Soprano: There was one thing that happened. And I'm not saying it's a deal breaker. It's not. But it's it's just a thing that happens because, like, hey, this is the story we're telling. And it's like, It's a situation where John Stewart, or I'm sorry, where Hal Jordan.
Tony Soprano: could solve the whole problem. In an afternoon. Because... You know, he's a Green Lantern and he's fighting fucking... ah you know,
Tony Soprano: Hillbillies. you know with guns And he can't because his ring's not charged. And now his ring's charged, but now he has to go to Oa. And talk to Sinestro. And it's just like.
Tony Soprano: And I get it. I think a lot of it will be you just waiting for him to just cut loose.
earl jordan: I mean... i Don't know like I don't know if I buy that, Devin. Because there's a lot of, like... working parts with what's going on in Hal's mind. like He might not be in a rush to just solve the case.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
earl jordan: like that it That doesn't seem to be his motivation.
IGOTTADUMP: His motivation is like, I want to...
earl jordan: it's it
Steve-O: and
IGOTTADUMP: Die.
earl jordan: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
earl jordan: Yeah, that or like, you know, or if there so he's got some kind of.
Steve-O: no
Tony Soprano: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: That's what it seems like, you know?
earl jordan: He's got some kind of personal stake. we
IGOTTADUMP: He's in a bad spot.
earl jordan: In Rushville.
IGOTTADUMP: He's in a bad spot Like, I feel like he's not thinking clearly. I feel like he might be even suicidal. Like, I think that's all tying in.
Tony Soprano: You don't think that's just normal Jon Stewart? Or Hal Jordan stuff.
IGOTTADUMP: i don't know i think there's something else going on like some especially i think it has to do with sinestro like some dark ptsd -esque thing that is like Good. holding him back from being his true potential.
IGOTTADUMP: And I think that's also going to be played into with his interactions with Sinestro. Like I.
earl jordan: Yeah, do you think that's actually how? that was dead at the end of the first episode.
IGOTTADUMP: I think it is Hal, but I think Hal is is fucked up. Like I think he's in a bad. spot.
Tony Soprano: No, no, he's saying in the future, in the end of episode one.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh.
earl jordan: yeah or is that just like uh is that some type of shapeshifter.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh.
Tony Soprano: You sing.
Steve-O: and
earl jordan: guy that just
IGOTTADUMP: I think it might be hell. Like I think. it might be a definitive end for him because i i again i think he's he He seems like he's running from something. Two. Like that's a big part of it.
earl jordan: He gets shot with a yellow with a yellow bullet.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
earl jordan: from Sinestro.
IGOTTADUMP: I think he's he's reckless, but there's a reason. Like, it goes beyond just... him being fearless. Like, I think there's something. Wrong. You know?
IGOTTADUMP: With him. So, yeah, I think. His acting out like that, I think, is more... something that they're going to reveal about. his character.
IGOTTADUMP: Later on.
Tony Soprano: Do you think the ah the bird has has more significance?
IGOTTADUMP: about it.
earl jordan: Yes.
Tony Soprano: I kind of got the vibe, right?
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
earl jordan: Yeah.
Tony Soprano: That it wasn't just a bird, it's like...
IGOTTADUMP: I think... why Well, I think John's onto something with how complex it is.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Like I think that.
earl jordan: Yeah, because that's like if you think about it's not like Fucking.
Tony Soprano: I think that's like something extremely... Because like...
earl jordan: It's not a... It's not a crane. It's not ah like a crane or a fucking like tank.
IGOTTADUMP: and how snippet. Not complex, but specific.
earl jordan: or a Rocket.
IGOTTADUMP: specific specific.
earl jordan: Yeah, it's a very ah it's a very like ah complicated... Uh, projection to make i think because it's a fucking a fully autonomous All right.
Tony Soprano: But I'm saying like, I'm just saying like, I think it's like important. That bird is important to him. It is childhood or something.
IGOTTADUMP: Totally.
earl jordan: Yeah, I would say, yeah, probably. Yeah, I think.
IGOTTADUMP: And I...
Tony Soprano: Because like when he connect when he kind of like...
earl jordan: i think
Tony Soprano: kills it, so to speak. You can tell he's just doing it kind of as a flex.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
earl jordan: Yeah.
Tony Soprano: But like, you know. There's something there.
IGOTTADUMP: I think it's something with his father.
earl jordan: Yeah, and how how how's hunch? i guess we're learning that every time hal has a hunch it's you know he's he's on to something So.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, he's never wrong.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Tony Soprano: His hunch is...
Tony Soprano: Yeah. Also, I was reading... ah Jon Stewart feats. and uh apparently i mean it's comics right but uh apparently he uh recreated a solar system At one point.
Tony Soprano: in the comics ah So that's, you know.
earl jordan: so he might So you're saying he might be more of a Mary Sue than Peter Parker is?
Steve-O: That's a big flex.
IGOTTADUMP: well here here's the deal this is the way i look at hal jordan and john stewart
earl jordan: And brand new day.
IGOTTADUMP: Hal Jordan is like Allen Iverson. Right. Like he's naturally gifted.
earl jordan: Horrible shot selection Terrible.
IGOTTADUMP: a Horrible shots.
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: I mean...
earl jordan: Shot selection. Terrible, terrible, terrible. True shooting percentage.
IGOTTADUMP: Naturally gifted.
earl jordan: But he gets it done.
IGOTTADUMP: a ability, gets it done.
earl jordan: He just wins
IGOTTADUMP: And then Jon Stewart is like Larry Bird. He's a guy who's practiced every single shot on the court, knows the shots better than anybody else and is a magician.
IGOTTADUMP: out there like because he's practice it's ability That that is there because Jon Stewart has been like. created created to be a ah Green Lantern, whereas Hal is just... kind of naturally agree with.
IGOTTADUMP: Like, that's that's the difference we're seeing.
Steve-O: ah
IGOTTADUMP: in these two characters.
earl jordan: Okay. Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: And I think that's... And the...
earl jordan: Yeah, it's like the ring the ring chose Hal, but...
IGOTTADUMP: The world's different.
earl jordan: john chooses. to be a Green Lantern as it goes.
IGOTTADUMP: Exactly. Exactly 100%.
earl jordan: Yeah.
Steve-O: Like when they were teaching how to fly. Like how it's just like, I don't know. I just kind of just like do it.
earl jordan: I just do it. yeah he's just
Steve-O: And it's like...
IGOTTADUMP: Right? it's It's like an impulse.
Steve-O: It's an impulse, right?
IGOTTADUMP: natural.
Steve-O: And like... Jon Stewart, like you know he's putting like so much thought behind it that...
earl jordan: he has to study He has to study a textbook.
Steve-O: like
earl jordan: Yeah, he's got to study a textbook on how to do it.
Steve-O: That makes sense. Here's a bird.
earl jordan: yeah what makes flight Yeah, what makes flight possible?
Steve-O: Yeah.
earl jordan: And it's like.
Steve-O: How does a bird fly?
IGOTTADUMP: But I think that... junk that house jordan is losing something like something is wrong with him and it's a Acting.
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: his ability as a green lantern which is why he's doing the risky shit
earl jordan: it's cancer
Steve-O: a
IGOTTADUMP: in the show that Devin is talking about.
earl jordan: He's got pancreatic cancer.
IGOTTADUMP: He might have cancer.
Steve-O: He just like flies up into the sky and the ring runs out. That was really good.
IGOTTADUMP: Like, yeah, he's he's he's something. He knows something.
earl jordan: He's reckless.
IGOTTADUMP: is going to happen.
Steve-O: e
IGOTTADUMP: and it's going to be bad he's going to die or he's going to be gone Like he sees his death coming. So I I if they play into that i think that's wonderful i think that's Everything that a Green Lantern is too is like living on the edge.
Steve-O: Mm.
IGOTTADUMP: part of that like it's A horrifying. lead tough job. to you patrol a sector of the universe. And it takes a very stout, almost insane human being with.
IGOTTADUMP: incredible focus to do it. And um we're just going to, that's this whole show is just proving that to us. how difficult this job is. So yeah.
earl jordan: How hard it is to be a cop.
IGOTTADUMP: how In the universe. i
Steve-O: Space Cop.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: How did not be just racist all the time?
Steve-O: Um,
Steve-O: First episode, hugely successful. Apparently the most watched DC show, I believe it was. They announced.
IGOTTADUMP: that makes a lot of sense
Tony Soprano: Yeah, beat out ah Penguin.
IGOTTADUMP: Which is a shame. Well, I mean, that's the thing DC is getting really right is their television has been wonderful. for the past two shows now.
Steve-O: m
IGOTTADUMP: It's just been really good.
earl jordan: What about their movies where they try to replicate somebody else's style?
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
earl jordan: Completely.
IGOTTADUMP: And they fuck up the source material.
earl jordan: And they have the chance to adapt one of the best stories. ever written in comics.
IGOTTADUMP: Well... We all saw how that went. it's Proof's in the pudding. um yeah Yeah, it's funny when you stick. to just who the characters are and then build a story about them around them tends to work out a little bit more than trying to adapt something to make.
IGOTTADUMP: stylistic choice that was never meant. to be there.
earl jordan: Yeah, it looks like guys in the next episode.
Steve-O: oh That's gonna be good
earl jordan: how many um How many F -bombs do you think he drops? Because he can do it in this.
Tony Soprano: oh A lot, dude.
earl jordan: He can do it in this one.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
Steve-O: Nothing but.
earl jordan: Also, though is is this guy Gardner half alien? Like. Like DC Guy Gardner Isn't he half alien?
IGOTTADUMP: that
Steve-O: I believe so.
IGOTTADUMP: All right. He is? Really?
Steve-O: That's how he gets his warrior power.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh wow.
Tony Soprano: I don't know.
earl jordan: me look it up Let me look it up.
Tony Soprano: I dunno. I think that's... borderline almost overcomplicating it, but...
Steve-O: I don't think they're gonna touch that.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
Steve-O: Fern. A while.
Tony Soprano: You kind of shouldn't. Just let him be another. Because I always, I thought, once I realized they were kind of doing...
earl jordan: Voldarian.
Tony Soprano: um A flash forward bit. Um, I thought maybe they were just going to... um and maybe I guess it has to be a flash forward, right?
Tony Soprano: with Guy Gardner. Because he wasn't really Green Lantern then.
Steve-O: Yeah.
earl jordan: Yeah.
Steve-O: Well, supposedly, and based on the... the lanterns podcast show that they have on on max um supposedly That. when Abin Sur died.
Steve-O: There were two choices. for who the ring could have gone to.
earl jordan: you
Steve-O: And it went to the person who was closest, which was Hal.
Tony Soprano: Oh yeah, yeah, that's that's comics accurate too.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Tony Soprano: Because that was always guys. um Chip. On his shoulder, also his claim to fame. like You would always brag about it. And then he got punched out by Batman.
Tony Soprano: And then nobody cared.
Steve-O: And then he got one punt.
Tony Soprano: And then he got fucking one shot.
earl jordan: Yeah. Yeah, you got one shot you got one hit
Tony Soprano: Sorry bro.
earl jordan: one hit one hit
Steve-O: You think they're going to. They're going to take the one.
earl jordan: One head KO.
Steve-O: the one punch and give it to like Jon Stewart or something.
Tony Soprano: No. No, dude, that's a Batman thing.
Steve-O: No, you think that's got to be a Batman? Okay.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, dude, that's what ah Man, do you think that's true? they're They're saying Alan Richardson's having serious conversations about it.
earl jordan: I mean he definitely looks the part.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
earl jordan: Not gonna lie.
Steve-O: That's a big Batman, dude. that's You have to do absolute Batman if you're getting that bod.
earl jordan: Yo, that's... That's almost absolutely at that point.
Tony Soprano: Now I don't think you do I think you just get a fucking jack to him and to make a bad man
earl jordan: Nah dude. Now fuck it. I say fuck it.
Tony Soprano: No, because... because absolute batman's more than just the jacked man he's also like really young And now everything's like...
earl jordan: But... Make this happen.
Steve-O: He's 43. He's like...
Tony Soprano: yeah Yeah, he's not 20 22 -year -old Bruce Wayne.
Steve-O: Well, they don't make big big young guys anymore.
earl jordan: I don't know when they flashed that bat.
Tony Soprano: Ah.
Steve-O: I don't know.
earl jordan: and When they flashed that Batman...
Steve-O: i do
Tony Soprano: yeah
earl jordan: ah in creature commandos for a second That was a big boy. That was an absolute unit of a man.
Tony Soprano: Yeah. Well, and I'm just saying I don't know if you have to go absolute Batman, but... Dude, 6 '3"? He's not 6 '7".
earl jordan: He's a big boy.
Steve-O: Yeah, you gotta go bigger.
Tony Soprano: He's not 6 '7", though.
earl jordan: 6 '9", you mean?
IGOTTADUMP: I'm telling you.
earl jordan: 6 '9", 421 pounds.
IGOTTADUMP: Eat.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah sorry
Steve-O: Nah, Devin's doing it for the meme.
Tony Soprano: I forgot, yeah, he's not 4 '20", 6 '9".
IGOTTADUMP: he
IGOTTADUMP: You got to keep making them bigger.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: That's what I just keep saying.
Tony Soprano: well
IGOTTADUMP: Keep making Batman bigger.
Tony Soprano: Great.
IGOTTADUMP: Live action.
Tony Soprano: Chris, do you think... ah do you think apps What's more important for Absolute Batman?
Steve-O: Right there.
Tony Soprano: ah Him being huge or him being...
earl jordan: size
Tony Soprano: 20.
Steve-O: Well, here's the secret.
earl jordan: size size
IGOTTADUMP: Nice.
Steve-O: It's size. But here's the secret about Absolute Batman.
Tony Soprano: So so you're you'd be cool with them casting a 40 -something -year -old as absolute Batman, though?
IGOTTADUMP: As long as he's huge.
Steve-O: Yes. Yes. Dude, that's just how movies are cast.
Tony Soprano: like god dude How do you guys any Zack Snyder's Batman I don't get it
IGOTTADUMP: No, because...
Tony Soprano: You guys are fucking custom made to love those.
IGOTTADUMP: Zack Snyder's Batman was based off of Dark Knight Returns, okay?
Tony Soprano: I know, and I'm saying if fucking Absolute Batman came out, he was just ahead of the curve, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: This is also based off of Dark Knight Returns, but it just does it better.
Steve-O: Wait, so Devin, while we were reading absolute Batman and going like, wow, look at how big this Batman is. You were like, wow, look at how young this Batman is.
earl jordan: yeah Yeah, is that all you're looking at?
Tony Soprano: No, no, I'm saying
earl jordan: Is that all you're looking at?
Tony Soprano: No, but I'm saying part of it's the origin. A big part of Absolute Batman is the origin story.
IGOTTADUMP: Actually... I'll be real with you. I think it's... he that he doesn't have any money. like in the context of the story like that's a huge part especially this
Tony Soprano: Yeah. Yeah. I'm not... All I'm saying, though, listen.
IGOTTADUMP: this current storyline that they're doing with absolute batman it's a huge part that he's basically poor is is how they're manipulating him so uh Like, I don't know if you know what's going on, but they introduced absolute scarecrow and they basically.
IGOTTADUMP: Absolute scarecrow is manipulating him into thinking. that his father is still alive. They have him in ah in a cell somewhere and that he was created by the Joker.
IGOTTADUMP: Bruce Wayne.
Tony Soprano: Right.
IGOTTADUMP: It is like the...
Tony Soprano: Yeah, which is
IGOTTADUMP: propaganda, but I don't know.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: it's starting He's starting to buy it.
Tony Soprano: Well... I'm also saying that if absolute batman was a comic book And then you saw Zack Snyder's Batman. You'd be like. This kind of rips.
IGOTTADUMP: No.
Steve-O: I did. I definitely think the Batman.
IGOTTADUMP: laughter
Tony Soprano: I don't know I don't know
IGOTTADUMP: No. Oh, there's a false equivalence.
Tony Soprano: no
IGOTTADUMP: Because that Batman. is literally killing people. And it has... like part of the story
Tony Soprano: But you guys would be like, look how fucking huge he is.
IGOTTADUMP: No.
Steve-O: He's not really that big.
Tony Soprano: It is a big day.
IGOTTADUMP: No.
Tony Soprano: It's a... Fucking jacked up Batman, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: Peace.
Steve-O: I think the thing is, I think the Batman does a better job in the absolute Batman feel with like how heavy and stompy he is.
IGOTTADUMP: Yes. Exactly. And how ah brutal he is and how emotional he can get. Like that's a big part of this absolute Batman. That is not a part.
Steve-O: I think you need to have a big spike cape too.
IGOTTADUMP: of Zack Snyder's Batman.
Tony Soprano: you
IGOTTADUMP: Yes. There's a lot of aspects to this that completely... and
Tony Soprano: Well, listen, yeah you're going to tell me Zack Snyder would have just stole all that, though?
IGOTTADUMP: received that.
Tony Soprano: He would have 100 % stole that.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm not saying he wouldn't have stolen it. It just would have been.
Steve-O: That's why he let his brother have that script for that book.
IGOTTADUMP: It would have been all surface level.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: It would have been all surface level bullshit that he's good at. Like that there would have been no, none of the substance that makes Batman absolute Batman. Great. Would be there Because he's an idiot.
Steve-O: The fact we got out of a DC. EU. By Zack Snyder. without having a man who or uh uh what was that the the batman who laughs
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Steve-O: It literally, that's so impressive.
IGOTTADUMP: oh That would have been the fucking Steve. Oh my God. You're absolutely right. That would have been the absolute worst fucking thing ever.
Tony Soprano: Pun intended.
Steve-O: But that's like. He's Teasing Zack Snyder with that. It's like he like. Put like a a mousetrap out with that.
Tony Soprano: The only thing that Zack Snyder teased was that reach around.
IGOTTADUMP: oh
Tony Soprano: the Joker is going to get Batman.
Steve-O: Mm -hmm.
Tony Soprano: And then he said, and then he said, F you. Very unique.
IGOTTADUMP: Listen, we all wanted that to happen. Okay
Tony Soprano: You know.
IGOTTADUMP: But it didn't. Okay. We didn't get a retro.
Steve-O: Now we're going to get the Reacher around.
Tony Soprano: Yeah. Um...
IGOTTADUMP: why don't you reach down my pants and grab my balls
Tony Soprano: Yeah, listen, I'm just saying. um It was good. Lanterns is very good.
IGOTTADUMP: Wait.
Tony Soprano: And ah I enjoy that it continues to be very good.
IGOTTADUMP: great.
IGOTTADUMP: DC needed this.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: You know? the the cinematic universe Needed a win.
Steve-O: Yeah, the, um... I would say the Peacemaker season two and Supergirl stumbles back to back was rough.
IGOTTADUMP: That was hard. But, uh...
earl jordan: what else was there anything else After Superman or no?
Steve-O: It was Peacemaker season two.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, and Supergirl
earl jordan: And just Supergirl and that's it.
Steve-O: And Supergirl, yeah.
Tony Soprano: I think so, yeah.
earl jordan: Now Lanterns and then it's Clayface.
IGOTTADUMP: Clay face, baby.
Steve-O: Mm -hmm.
Tony Soprano: Was Penguin? I mean, I know that's not technically the same thing.
IGOTTADUMP: I think that was cool.
Tony Soprano: But.
IGOTTADUMP: before.
earl jordan: They said it's not happening now, right?
IGOTTADUMP: Superman. wasn't it
Tony Soprano: Yeah. I don't know
Steve-O: Yeah, I think Penguin... Penguin was... this ah Dude, give us more Penguin. Come on.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah that's never happening again
earl jordan: Just give us the penguin penguin universe.
Steve-O: They're shooting the Batman.
Tony Soprano: yeah
Steve-O: Two. So...
Tony Soprano: Dude, I don't even know what they're doing with the Batman 2.
Steve-O: they're Driving around cars.
Tony Soprano: Didn't it just get like a fucking two -year delay, though?
Steve-O: They did delay it.
IGOTTADUMP: Steve you saw that video right with the Batmobile?
Steve-O: I did see the the Batmobile driving around Prague or something. I forget where it was.
IGOTTADUMP: They're spinning around surrounded by cops.
earl jordan: What if he's just surrounded by Green Lanterns?
Steve-O: That would be... Super cool.
Tony Soprano: he's just surrounded by... Hal Jordan, the same.
IGOTTADUMP: So wait, is this?
Tony Soprano: Fuck.
IGOTTADUMP: Does this qualify as ACAB? Limit?
Steve-O: Yes.
Tony Soprano: Yes, yeah, 100%.
Steve-O: Yes.
earl jordan: Yeah all day dude all day
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
Steve-O: You know what? Maybe that's the thing. Maybe like Hal's like, yo, dude, fuck. Fuck me, man.
earl jordan: Did you even read Sinestro Korra War?
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I would ask. Awesome.
earl jordan: Did you even read Black's Night?
IGOTTADUMP: Over there. I did.
IGOTTADUMP: Unfortunately. Ah. Anywho.
Tony Soprano: Yeah. I didn't watch anything else though i Just watch that.
IGOTTADUMP: i Yeah, i've been I've been bumming around. i i I watched a little bit of a Buffet Infinity.
Tony Soprano: What?
IGOTTADUMP: a
Tony Soprano: Did you just say?
IGOTTADUMP: I did. um So Buffet Infinity is a movie. That is a series of ads. for a buffet.
Tony Soprano: oh I think I've heard about the
IGOTTADUMP: That is.
Steve-O: Oh.
IGOTTADUMP: Slowly. Slowly being taken over by a demonic cult. Um... It... I... So the way it works is this buffet is slowly taking over everything, every other store. in the strip mall that it's in.
IGOTTADUMP: like they're sally sandwiches which is all the way in the corner ah There was an electronics store, but it's just expanding slowly throughout the ads. and they're adding more things like a sushi bar.
IGOTTADUMP: Uh... a pasta bar. And it gets get bigger and bigger. There's like a child center. And then they're like, bring your child. in for free. They can eat for free.
IGOTTADUMP: And play in our jungle gym. And then there's something going on with the Colts. commercials, it's... it's Alright. The issue with this movie is its concept. Like, i it's hard to maintain focus. for a series of commercials.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
Steve-O: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: Because that is.
Tony Soprano: How long? like Is it like an hour and a half?
IGOTTADUMP: It's 90 minutes long.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: All right. And i I think that.
Tony Soprano: that's Probably pushing it.
IGOTTADUMP: I think that's too long. Like, it's... it's It's like it's concept is both it's Greatest feature in its worst. at the same time.
Tony Soprano: Kind of like... um Skinnamarink.
IGOTTADUMP: I think Skidamarink's a little better than this.
Tony Soprano: I mean, probably, but I'm saying like... I think Also, my biggest problem with Skidamarink is it's like... longer than 40 minutes.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah Yeah, there is, I think, pacing issues with both. And I think it's impossible. to not have them with what they're the story and in which Boop. in which the way they're telling the story But, like, I think Skinner Brink works on a creepier level than this.
IGOTTADUMP: This seems a little more shallow. But the commercials like it doesn't really inspire fear. It's more just silly. Like, Skidamarink, I think, is legitimately creepy. and in ah a few scenes This is just like...
IGOTTADUMP: And it kind of gives me the vibe that it's some of the maybe AI. Yes. There's something about it.
Tony Soprano: oooooooooooooooooooooooo
IGOTTADUMP: I don't know. i That's unsubstantiated. I can neither confirm nor deny that. um
Tony Soprano: You know what, Chris? according to ai it says Buffet Infinity used a small amount of AI generated imagery.
IGOTTADUMP: Who could have thunk it? It looked that way.
Tony Soprano: It does.
IGOTTADUMP: Some of the...
Tony Soprano: It included a disclaimer in the end credits stated it it can contained eight. AI generated images used for satirical purposes in festival screening. needs.
Tony Soprano: Now it says for official release, the specific credit acknowledging it was released was erased.
IGOTTADUMP: See, I don't i don't trust. I don't trust you. I don't trust that there wasn't more AI used in that because there are some scenes in that in that movie that I...
Steve-O: no
Tony Soprano: Yeah. well Well, apparently he was like, no, the AI is on purpose because it's weird. That's it. But I mean, I don't know. Fuck. What's the budget for this Yeah.
Tony Soprano: 40 bucks?
IGOTTADUMP: Five. po
Tony Soprano: Yeah, like...
IGOTTADUMP: $5. $5.
Tony Soprano: I don't know I don't know, man. I think you're going to see a lot of AI and a lot of like real kind of shoestring type shit.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I don't know. It's... I felt that way.
Tony Soprano: And I guess we're just going to have to deal with that.
IGOTTADUMP: It kind of turned me off. It turned me off.
Tony Soprano: Okay.
IGOTTADUMP: because of ah you know the the obvious bias that i have That's warranted, by the way.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
Tony Soprano: You know what? Yeah, you know what sucks is like... We will eventually just not be able to tell. It's nice that we can tell still. But one day...
Tony Soprano: We'll be like, fuck.
IGOTTADUMP: Well, there's apparently a lot of people that can't right now. So.
Tony Soprano: yeah But it's like... But I really think if you're kind of, if somebody says, no, this is AI and this is why, and they explain the tells.
IGOTTADUMP: Did you hear about the boomer?
IGOTTADUMP: I don't know about that. The boomer musician AIs? You've heard about this, right?
Tony Soprano: Yeah. Listen.
IGOTTADUMP: you know, like popularity around it.
Tony Soprano: There's one AI that I love. And it's it's this little... It's his little AI dog. That does cute things and I always I watch every video and I'm like, I don't care I don't care, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: thing.
Tony Soprano: Lumi?
IGOTTADUMP: What's his name?
Tony Soprano: Loomy?
IGOTTADUMP: You know what's fun about Lumi?
Tony Soprano: Edit.
IGOTTADUMP: Lumi will never die.
Tony Soprano: Yeah. Loomis.
Steve-O: That's not true. The data center may close down at some point.
IGOTTADUMP: oh shit You're gonna piss on it or something or you gonna blow it up Steve
Tony Soprano: Shut up!
IGOTTADUMP: Allegedly.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
Steve-O: Let's just say that me and...
Tony Soprano: Hmm.
Tony Soprano: Let's just say me and Spider -Man.
Steve-O: Galantai are gonna take over.
Tony Soprano: Don't you say me and Spider -Man from Minneapolis are going to go on a little trip.
Steve-O: You're welcome.
IGOTTADUMP: ah okay
Steve-O: ah Maybe Van Abel is a better man.
IGOTTADUMP: Maybe Apple Spider -Man is. He's a hoot. Peace.
Tony Soprano: yeah That guy doesn't fuck around, man.
IGOTTADUMP: He's a little different than New York Spider -Man. I think New York Spider -Man would be like... ICE needs to do their jobs.
Steve-O: New York, Spider -Man, what's your fucking problem?
IGOTTADUMP: I think they have been brought in to do a job.
Tony Soprano: okay
IGOTTADUMP: to get people out that earlier legally.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: It's New York.
Tony Soprano: Loomy the Pom. That's the AI dog that I follow.
Steve-O: Don't plug that dog.
Tony Soprano: Nah, dude, I'm plugging that dog. That dog's cute.
Steve-O: Like that, though.
Tony Soprano: They do little interviews.
Steve-O: That dog's not real. Go look at real dogs.
Tony Soprano: i do look I look at real dogs, but this this dog gets interviewed and it talks.
IGOTTADUMP: very much
Steve-O: They're real dogs. Wow!
Steve-O: Oh, my God. Why don't you just go follow one of those Twitter twitter news dogs that's like, bark, bark.
Tony Soprano: I know.
Steve-O: Oh, it looks like a dad got hit with a car.
Tony Soprano: No, no, we all get one we all get one we all get one
IGOTTADUMP: ah
Tony Soprano: Right? We all get one AI thing. And that's mine.
Tony Soprano: Sorry, Steve.
IGOTTADUMP: <unk>t i'll have one
Steve-O: All right, there you go. That's yours.
Tony Soprano: You know, I'm going to find an AI cat video. I'm going to send it to you. we wrote Oh, this cat's so cute.
Steve-O: i don't want one I have real cats.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, now this one gets interviewed and talks.
Steve-O: That's fucking just Garfield!
IGOTTADUMP: you
Tony Soprano: Well Garfield's dead Steve
Steve-O: NOOOOO - Oh!
IGOTTADUMP: here Oh wow.
Steve-O: ah
IGOTTADUMP: really lay that on them.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: I was trying to hold that one back. You didn't know, man.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, you know what?
Steve-O: This is terrible news.
Tony Soprano: Hey. just like Just like when Kratos said to Atreus, Eddie's dead.
Steve-O: I'm going to... Become a Green Lantern.
Tony Soprano: uh... you know.
Steve-O: Oh my god!
Tony Soprano: You know
Steve-O: He's down in hell!
Tony Soprano: He's down in hell, it's a mess.
Steve-O: No! Damn it! Well, ah David, I'd say...
Tony Soprano: Your mom's dead in hell.
Steve-O: That was actually... That was actually Randy Orton.
IGOTTADUMP: enter
Steve-O: ah beneath that That was La Petita.
Tony Soprano: No.
Tony Soprano: Oh, Jesus. Alright. Oh, was that when he was wearing a mask and he slept with that corpse? He's like, hey, it's me, Kane.
Steve-O: Hey. It's me, Creed.
IGOTTADUMP: Is Randy Orton's name Randall Orton?
Steve-O: Yes, Randall Keith th Orton.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, Randall T. Thornton. Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Keith Worden.
Tony Soprano: That's where the RKO comes from.
Steve-O: Okay.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, that's clever.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
Steve-O: That's not that clever.
IGOTTADUMP: How do you like that?
Tony Soprano: I was going to say, you know, don't give too much credit.
IGOTTADUMP: it's He's kind he got his own little nickname in there.
Tony Soprano: All he does is he grabs your neck and he falls down and everybody fucking loves it
IGOTTADUMP: you
Steve-O: That would be. Like if you had a move that you just called the CLG.
IGOTTADUMP: That sounds like a great move.
Tony Soprano: Oh.
Steve-O: The Clegg.
Tony Soprano: You know, what ah yeah, dude, you better watch out for the DBK, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: All right. you know.
IGOTTADUMP: Yo.
Tony Soprano: That'll get you.
Steve-O: That's It's got some weight to it.
IGOTTADUMP: That would fuck me up.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, DBK, bro
IGOTTADUMP: That sounds like it would fuck me up.
Tony Soprano: Yeah. That sounds like a tackle. like a Like a spear but I just lead with my fucking head.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. it you guys.
IGOTTADUMP: Kevin's bowl kick.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, yeah, something like that, dude. Just a spine buster. The DBK?
Steve-O: My God, the DBK.
Tony Soprano: But DBK hit him with the DBK. See ya!
IGOTTADUMP: Chris's leg grapple.
Tony Soprano: Oh man, that sucks, dude.
Steve-O: It's so lame.
Tony Soprano: That stinks, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I missed it.
Steve-O: It's just a leg grapple.
IGOTTADUMP: and CLJ man.
Tony Soprano: Uh, wait.
Steve-O: See you all soon.
Tony Soprano: You're the ah S S L M or S L O.
Steve-O: Yes.
Tony Soprano: He's a slow dude.
IGOTTADUMP: SLO sounds pretty cool.
Steve-O: Wait, no, SAO.
IGOTTADUMP: SAO.
Tony Soprano: Oh yeah, okay.
Steve-O: Yes, they are.
IGOTTADUMP: That sounds better than old.
Tony Soprano: SAO, yeah, I thought you were slow.
Steve-O: Slow? That would be... Damn.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, I'd be fucked up
IGOTTADUMP: The O really adds a lot.
Tony Soprano: S -A -O, huh? S -A -O?
Steve-O: There's not much there. It sounds like SEO. I sound like I'm a search engine.
Tony Soprano: Sexy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. ah Yeah, no, that's that's rough. I don't know, John.
Steve-O: Who would Johns be? Johns is a...
Tony Soprano: John's is a... What is that? I want to say it's MJJMS.
IGOTTADUMP: JFC.
Tony Soprano: J. Michael Straczynski.
earl jordan: Yeah, it's it's JFC.
Steve-O: sure
IGOTTADUMP: All right. God fucking Christ.
Tony Soprano: JFC.
earl jordan: It's JFC.
Tony Soprano: JFC?
earl jordan: John fried chicken.
Tony Soprano: Oh.
earl jordan: Yeah, JFC.
Steve-O: Wait, wait. Why are you putting a C in there?
IGOTTADUMP: John fucking Christ.
earl jordan: It's John, fuck.
Steve-O: What?
IGOTTADUMP: That's distressingly mean.
earl jordan: Christ.
Tony Soprano: so
earl jordan: Oh my god.
Steve-O: Judge fucking Christ, baby!
IGOTTADUMP: writer
earl jordan: Oh my God.
Steve-O: ah
IGOTTADUMP: This is wrestling, a man.
Steve-O: Jesus fucking Christ.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: a
Tony Soprano: Oh man. when i when i just shoot a cannonball at your chest and call it the dbk you now You know, that's one, two, three, buddy.
IGOTTADUMP: we out
Tony Soprano: Let's see it. I'm looking at these last say where I means
IGOTTADUMP: I can't believe. I can't believe I watched an AI movie.
Tony Soprano: Whoa!
Steve-O: it did yeah I mean, keep in mind watch
Tony Soprano: you watch You watch an AI movie with eight
Steve-O: You watched a movie with some images.
Tony Soprano: Faith. images, yeah.
Steve-O: We did the same thing when we watched um Late Night with the Devil. so
IGOTTADUMP: you know i knew it too and you know it's eight images but did like i say devon i think they're lying
Steve-O: It's... um
IGOTTADUMP: There's more in there.
Tony Soprano: i'm Sure, sure. But I'm just saying.
Steve-O: It's the new meta for stuff where they just like. withhold and and if people ask them they say oh no Oh, no, because apparently ah theyre they want to remake the James Pond games. I don't know if you guys remember those.
Steve-O: retro games.
IGOTTADUMP: James?
Steve-O: Um,
IGOTTADUMP: And?
Steve-O: James Pond. So if you look up James Pond AI... ah like something. um It was basically like this like Sega Genesis series.
Steve-O: where, um, It's like, oh, it's all like fish related.
IGOTTADUMP: Underwater agent, yeah.
Steve-O: um but like, they're, they're like, we're doing a remake. And everyone's like, you guys are blatantly using AI. And they're like, what? No. And then they put out all their images and they all look like this where it's like blatantly AI.
Steve-O: It's. ah
Tony Soprano: remember when We all played...
Steve-O: you know.
Tony Soprano: um uh... That game that everybody really likes. that i I can't remember.
Steve-O: Oh, Claire's here.
Tony Soprano: The Frank. Yeah, and then we all... realize we were disgusting pigs. when we found out that there was an AI poll.
Steve-O: It's a - it's -
Steve-O: It's a bummer when you find out that. somebody is like, oh, we only used it to come up with the concept for the thing we created. And it's like, that's like the most fun part.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
Steve-O: Like that's the...
Tony Soprano: Wait.
Steve-O: That's the creation aspect of it.
Tony Soprano: Wait, Chris, did you know that um that ah there was like some behind -the -scenes footage of Supergirl where...
IGOTTADUMP: he
Tony Soprano: They apparently get caught using AI to... generate images of Jason Momoa as Lobo.
IGOTTADUMP: ah Fuck yeah. we talked I think we talked about that two podcasts ago.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, it was like, oh man, if only. Fully we knew what Lobo would possibly look like.
IGOTTADUMP: Hey, everybody.
Steve-O: so
IGOTTADUMP: Hey.
Steve-O: UGH!
IGOTTADUMP: that That happened with Spider -Man.
earl jordan: they get Yeah, did an AI write his parts into the story, too, where they were completely fucking useless and unnecessary?
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: it happened It happened with Spider -Man, too. They use AI for their concept art.
earl jordan: Uh -oh, Devin.
Steve-O: Did they?
Tony Soprano: Uh oh.
Steve-O: Oh.
earl jordan: Devin, the best.
Tony Soprano: hey hey Hey, that's why...
earl jordan: the best and ah the best ever ever
Tony Soprano: Alright, alright. Everybody gets two. Everybody gets a dog, and everybody gets a Spider -Man.
Steve-O: No! No!
earl jordan: But any day is the best ever.
Steve-O: Devin, you've got to pick between Pom and the other one.
Tony Soprano: Hey, Steve, I just sang you a song.
earl jordan: it's the best ever
Tony Soprano: You're going to love it.
Steve-O: Alright, what am I looking at? What am I looking at?
Tony Soprano: yeah I just Instagrammed it to you.
Steve-O: You just Instagram me.
Tony Soprano: That's all. You can look at it on your own on your own time.
earl jordan: Tom Tom Holland's the best ever guys
Tony Soprano: Yeah, on your own time.
earl jordan: The best ever.
Tony Soprano: Best devil.
earl jordan: Brand new day, best ever guys.
Tony Soprano: ah But, uh...
Steve-O: Yes. Goodbye.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, I don't know.
earl jordan: Oh yeah.
Tony Soprano: I don't know. i didn't I didn't watch anything else. I didn't really play anything else. um You know what stings, though? I'm gonna have to look at it. onimusha i'm gonna have to look at control resident i'm not gonna be allowed to play them She's gonna have to pretend.
earl jordan: Dude, the next game I'm gonna play is probably... Just gonna be fucking Resident Evil Veronica. It's going to be just, this is my life.
Tony Soprano: Yeah?
earl jordan: now This is my life now.
Steve-O: I'm sorry.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
Steve-O: I'm laughing at the picture of yo, send me that pig we took last night.
Tony Soprano: Yeah. Yeah, that was a good one.
Steve-O: God damn it. I've seen this dog before. I didn't know this was AI, Devin.
Tony Soprano: See? Oh, you didn't know you didn't know the dog that had a microphone and talked.
Steve-O: I didn't watch the, I just saw the pictures. I didn't know the dog talked. God damn, you just want a talking dog.
Tony Soprano: Who wouldn't?
Steve-O: Unrealistic dog standards.
Tony Soprano: Speaking of... um Whatever what did you send?
Steve-O: on.
Tony Soprano: What is this picture Steve?
Steve-O: What's that? what are What are we talking about?
Tony Soprano: There's a scientist. There's some turtles that don't look like turtles You posted a picture.
Steve-O: Oh, that's James Pond. That's what I was talking about. James Pond. That's the image from the James Pond remake. where they're like, we're not using AI. And it's like, guys, come on.
Tony Soprano: Oh.
Steve-O: Come on. guys.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
Steve-O: That's the most AI faces I've ever seen.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, that's an AI. That's an AI. What are you going to do? What are you going to do with that?
Steve-O: That one's not mine. I'm not putting that in the the one.
Tony Soprano: You know, what last time I used some AI, I was playing i was playing the vi the computer. The computer used its AI beat me.
Steve-O: Oh, you know, what that doesn't...
Tony Soprano: means Street Fighter 2.
Steve-O: That doesn't count though.
Tony Soprano: Tournament edition? Oh, that's on AI?
Steve-O: No, that's not a generative AI.
Tony Soprano: D 'oh.
Steve-O: He didn't create anything.
Tony Soprano: Now we're being picky.
Steve-O: It's just. No, we're not Alright, speaking about computer games... I played a computer game recently called Endicopia. And. Are you...
Tony Soprano: Is that the game about a big snake?
Steve-O: No, it's not a game about a big snake. um But...
earl jordan: It's Procopia.
Steve-O: Um... You know, it kind of...
Tony Soprano: it that Is that the Pokemon game about a big snake?
Steve-O: This is what if... The 90s. Click and point adventure like LucasArts slash Pajama Sam. style games. What if we...
Steve-O: Had David Cronenberg. Slash David Lynch make one of these. It is insane. It is disturbed. Um,
Steve-O: It. It felt like. Chris, do you remember Petscop, the little like...
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, hell yeah, I remember.
Steve-O: no It feels like Petscop.
IGOTTADUMP: but Woo!
Steve-O: But real, it is. I did not expect it. It's like an eight to 10 hour long game. And. The entire time, my and my brain is just like...
Steve-O: plugged in. I didn't expect to get as hooked into it as I was. um I spent hours trying to kick a soccer ball a hundred times. I could only get to 51.
Steve-O: Um, but uh If you get a chance, check this game out because it's one of those games where.
IGOTTADUMP: So when you when you say Petscop, do you...
Steve-O: you
IGOTTADUMP: Is it like that lonely feeling? You have...
Steve-O: Yes.
IGOTTADUMP: with that Okay.
Steve-O: It's lonely. It's weird. It is uncomfortable.
Tony Soprano: But this is a game you can actually...
IGOTTADUMP: That's what's the worst part.
Tony Soprano: Like, Petscop's just a video about a game, right? This is actually...
Steve-O: This is a game you can actually play.
IGOTTADUMP: Sure.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: What is the name of this again?
Steve-O: End of copy. I'll send you a Steam link, Chris.
IGOTTADUMP: theopia And And a copia.
Tony Soprano: Yeah. So, ah you know, Steve, you mentioned this and this is one of those things where I'm like, I think I just need to. I'm loathe to do it, but I think I just don't have a ah choice at this point.
Tony Soprano: I'm like, I think I just got to watch like. playthroughs. of some of these weird pieces.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Tony Soprano: Cause like, I just, you know, By the time I get around to... getting to play this thing, like...
Steve-O: Hmm.
Tony Soprano: I... to I'll forget it exists. And I'm like, maybe I should just just watch.
Steve-O: that's fair
IGOTTADUMP: Let's move. That's why I like the steam deck man, they always throw this shit right in my face This weird shit.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, but again like you know, I had ah I need a spare like three grand for a steam deck today
IGOTTADUMP: Good night. I do what I like.
Steve-O: I do. i don't think I don't think this is a ah big graphic.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah!
Steve-O: is intensive game. I literally think it runs on like. old school direct X, like. 9 3D. Like. I think it like runs off of like toaster stuff.
Steve-O: Like I think you can run on anything.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
Steve-O: I'm unsure, but.
Tony Soprano: Well, you know, my my last laptop. couldn't, play Oh, man. Remember that town? I forget the name of it, but it was like. It was kind of like One Night at Werewolf or Mafia.
Steve-O: Yes.
Tony Soprano: Whatever that...
Steve-O: i remember that
Tony Soprano: that time that town game was. My laptop couldn't even play that thing.
Steve-O: and Mmm.
Tony Soprano: So. It just it was not designed. Did not have anything like approaching a graphics card. so
Steve-O: I'm going to look at the minimum specs. Minimum specs, Devin. Windows 7. It requires a Pentium 4 processor.
Tony Soprano: Hell yeah.
Steve-O: Uh... Two gigabytes of of RAM? Um... Possibly a video card of 128 megabytes?
Steve-O: Yeah, this is I feel like this might end up on an iPhone at some point or or an Android. Um,
Tony Soprano: Yeah, you know what?
Steve-O: But...
Tony Soprano: Then... Because...
Steve-O: but Like I said, I know Markiplier just put out a video of it. um I found out about it from ah a YouTuber called Manly Badass Hero.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, I knew that guy.
Steve-O: yeah they're great that's where I find out all the the weird horror stuff On Steam. so
IGOTTADUMP: yeah there's some playthroughs of his that I kind of look at a game and I'm like if if I want to play it or not.
Steve-O: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: I'll check that out first um
Steve-O: I do the same exact thing. And this was one.
IGOTTADUMP: Usually stop it if I like I'll stop it like five minutes in it'll be like yeah Yeah, play it.
Steve-O: I... Chris, I watched the first five minutes. I went. Oh my God, I want to play this. And I turned off the video.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
Steve-O: So.
IGOTTADUMP: That is a wonderful thing on YouTube.
Steve-O: Hmm?
IGOTTADUMP: It really kind of helps me choose what games I... i Bye most of the time.
Tony Soprano: Wait, this this guy? This guy that talks about it?
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, they'll do playthroughs.
Steve-O: Yeah, man. I'll put up a link for you, Dev.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, put up a link.
IGOTTADUMP: And you'll get, like, you know, you'll know whether or not this is for you.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: you know really quickly. More so than any review.
Tony Soprano: Sweet, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: Because I got that one time.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, I'm always... um
IGOTTADUMP: He talks too much and he's like, buy it, wait. Or whatever.
Tony Soprano: Oh, that guy, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: it Just get to the, get to the...
Tony Soprano: to the...
IGOTTADUMP: I need to pay this here.
Tony Soprano: Isn't it gritty?
Steve-O: All right, I put a a pi of link in Shit Talk.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
Steve-O: All right. um We want to go over ah some of the some of the news and announcements.
IGOTTADUMP: No.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, there was some there's some decent fun stuff. ah Oh, you know, it was pretty cool. I got my first scammer. on Discord this week.
Steve-O: Oh.
Tony Soprano: That was fun.
IGOTTADUMP: What happened?
Steve-O: What happened?
Tony Soprano: Some guy was like, oh.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Tony Soprano: He like... I don't know. I can't really... Because I just blocked and reported it. But it was something like... They reached out. And I was like... Hello? like Who are you? And they're like, oh, listen.
Tony Soprano: I got scammed and I thought it was you, so I reported you. But I realized after the fact it wasn't you.
Steve-O: Oh.
Tony Soprano: And I'm really sorry. And I was like, Okay. And then I just Googled like the first line and I was like, this is a thousand percent of scam. And it was essentially like, I think the idea was for me to freak out that this guy reported me.
Tony Soprano: And I would say, oh, my God. How do we fix this? And then somehow I give them my account. you know i give them access and i was like
IGOTTADUMP: I don't know why you didn't give me access, man. I would have helped you out.
Tony Soprano: Oh.
IGOTTADUMP: i The guy was trying to report you.
Steve-O: You should have.
IGOTTADUMP: It's Steve.
Tony Soprano: Aw, damn it, Steve!
IGOTTADUMP: i Don't know why he's fucking doing that
Tony Soprano: But ah it was funny because he was like, he was like oh, man, like...
Steve-O: Okay.
IGOTTADUMP: Amen.
Tony Soprano: Please, let let me... let me try to fix this. And I was like, that's crazy i just blocked i just blocked and fucking reported it i was like wow that's uh Yeah. Not my problem, dude.
Tony Soprano: I'll deal with it But, ah yeah, so let's look at some of the stuff. Am I still the only motherfucker here that's watched Blue Eye Samurai?
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, easily.
Tony Soprano: Somebody's gotta rectify this, man.
IGOTTADUMP: I know.
Tony Soprano: It's so good
IGOTTADUMP: Didn't it win an Emmy?
Tony Soprano: Yeah Yeah, want to I think a few, but... um Yeah, so we got a season two trailer for Blue -Eyed Samurai. I would not recommend watching it if you didn't watch the first. ah one.
Tony Soprano: But the other cool bit is... um Got confirmed that there's a season three, third and final season. was also confirmed. Now, granted, That doesn't guarantee it because Netflix is more than...
Tony Soprano: more than happy to still cancel shit despite that But it's just nice to see.
IGOTTADUMP: Blue eyes? canceled.
Tony Soprano: Yeah. Gross! ah So we got that, which is always... fun for me. We also you know we talked about Dave Bautista. We got a yellow jacket season four.
Tony Soprano: announcement and i believe that is that's the last one right i think
IGOTTADUMP: Yes it is. Final season.
Tony Soprano: Last one, that's November 20th. So that is... It's bleeding into 2027, I think.
IGOTTADUMP: Hell yeah. hell you
Tony Soprano: Hell yeah. Yeah, let's finish it out. Let's finish strong. Good show, but it's time.
IGOTTADUMP: Finish the fight.
Tony Soprano: Um, This is the craziest. I think this is the weirdest story of the week. um So we all like Galaxy Quest, right?
Steve-O: Oh, love Galaxy Quest. Tim Allen?
Tony Soprano: Now, we all like Sons of Anarchy, right?
IGOTTADUMP: What?
Tony Soprano: Now what if we mash them together? And.
IGOTTADUMP: What?
Tony Soprano: So... so Charlie Hunnam, apparently this is his brainchild. And he's like, okay. It's a show about...
Tony Soprano: let me Let me read the synopsis here. Uh... And this is something where if this just dies on the line, I will also not be surprised. Um, But the...
Tony Soprano: Cast of Sons of Anarchy reunite at a fan convention after more than a decade. where the line between life and art blurs as the fractured brotherhood finds itself up against a real -world threat more dangerous than anything they ever faced in the show.
Steve-O: Aging.
Tony Soprano: So this is the show where like they meet up at a con. And then something happens where they all have to, I guess, act like they're real.
IGOTTADUMP: It's a show about a show.
Tony Soprano: It just seems like Galaxy Quest.
IGOTTADUMP: It seems like Charlie Hunnam went into the...
Tony Soprano: But with...
IGOTTADUMP: whatever Office of Paramount Plus and pitched a show like George Costanza and Jerry Seinfeld did.
Tony Soprano: Yeah. Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: it's like It's a show about nothing, really. You know, we're just at a convention. That's what this sounds like.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
Steve-O: We need your help, Charlie Hutton!
IGOTTADUMP: A bit of that, too.
Tony Soprano: ah I
IGOTTADUMP: How does it go, man?
Steve-O: boom
Tony Soprano: mean, listen, I'm a big Galaxy Quest fan. I liked the first like four seasons of Sons of Anarchy for a kind of just... had to walk away
Steve-O: Once they went to Ireland, I was out.
Tony Soprano: That was that's I i didn't even make it to Ireland Once I knew they had to go to Ireland, I was like, I'm cooked.
IGOTTADUMP: Wow. How do you know they did that?
Tony Soprano: Yeah, it just it just kind of, you know, there just becomes a point in the show where you're like, this is...
IGOTTADUMP: That's a problem.
Tony Soprano: Fucking ridiculous. And he just walked away.
IGOTTADUMP: this you
Tony Soprano: Um...
IGOTTADUMP: Do they have bikes in Ireland?
Tony Soprano: uh steve you got further than i did did they have bikes in ireland
Steve-O: and I... I... Tapped out. I tapped out. I don't remember.
Tony Soprano: i'll plead Dude, Steve finished.
IGOTTADUMP: That doesn't seem straight.
Tony Soprano: Steve has the... He's got a cut, dude. He's got a cut hanging on his wall right now.
Steve-O: I think that's season three, Devin. So technically, based on your description, you watched that season.
Tony Soprano: I watched this finale was when they steal his son and then take him to Ireland. And I was like, I...
Steve-O: ah That's where I stopped. That's where I stopped.
Tony Soprano: And I was like, I can't do this. I can't do this anymore.
Steve-O: yeah
Tony Soprano: This is fucking stupid.
IGOTTADUMP: Hmm.
Tony Soprano: And, i'm you know, I don't know. I don't know if I, you know what? No, I'll just wait for this one. To see how what happens.
Steve-O: I'll be honest with you I'm not watching this.
Tony Soprano: But...
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Tony Soprano: You don't... not Are you... I don't think you should say that.
Steve-O: i umt I don't. Adam!
Tony Soprano: A hundred percent.
Steve-O: What is... Is Charlie Hunnam coming for me?
Tony Soprano: I don't think you should seventeen Yeah, dude. Dude, you're going to see Opie with a fucking cast because his bicep's still torn?
IGOTTADUMP: ah
Tony Soprano: And you're like, oh shit, Opie. There's opium.
IGOTTADUMP: needs job
Steve-O: I'm sorry, I don't...
Tony Soprano: They're all going to ride bikes. Ron Perlman's going to be like, I can still ride. He was shooting fucking drugs into his hand so he could hold on to his motorcycle.
Steve-O: What? God! Ron Perlman was on that show.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, he forgot the... Pssst.
Steve-O: Okay.
Tony Soprano: the secondary main characters on the show.
Steve-O: Dude! If we you have Ron Perlman, just do that premise with Ron Perlman where he goes to a convention as Hellboy.
IGOTTADUMP: mouth themselves.
Steve-O: And then a bunch of aliens show up and they go, we need your help, Hellboy!
Tony Soprano: We need you.
IGOTTADUMP: Hehehehehehe
Tony Soprano: And then they just made Hellboy 3. The...
Steve-O: Four.
Tony Soprano: do No, no, they should make Hellboys.
Steve-O: Oh, oh, dear. Okay.
Tony Soprano: They should just end up making the Del Toro Hellboy 3.
Steve-O: The original three, no real three.
Tony Soprano: Because Del Toro is the alien.
Steve-O: Oh I need your help!
Tony Soprano: He's like, oh, I need your help, Ron Perlin!
IGOTTADUMP: That makes sense.
Tony Soprano: We need to finish the story!
IGOTTADUMP: a
Tony Soprano: You have twins! Fuck, dude. Yeah, yeah, let's do that. Um... ah Yeah, and a fun little... um ah Asian horror film. Never After Dark.
Tony Soprano: About a... I think she's like ah she's like a medium. But she... She never does ah her work after dark. And the trailer is pretty effective.
Tony Soprano: Pretty creepy. Um, It's up against some heavy hitters this year, so I don't know how much you'll stand out.
IGOTTADUMP: other ancient horror films like Hope.
Tony Soprano: but
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: That movie looked like my ass.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, I don't know how much of a horror film that is.
IGOTTADUMP: It looks like an action movie, right?
Tony Soprano: that It's kind of... Yeah, yeah exactly it's like they're
IGOTTADUMP: Hell yeah.
Tony Soprano: It's still going to rip though. I hope so Um, Probably second goofiest premise of the week, whale fall.
IGOTTADUMP: But hold on now.
Tony Soprano: About a guy who gets... eaten by a whale, and that's the deal with it.
IGOTTADUMP: Hold on.
Tony Soprano: Okay.
IGOTTADUMP: Hold on.
Steve-O: It's true. Trail trailer is wild.
IGOTTADUMP: You you went on the journey to Steve?
Steve-O: I want.
IGOTTADUMP: with this trailer.
Tony Soprano: By you mean watch the trailer?
Steve-O: I watched. well I did watch it.
IGOTTADUMP: No, it's a journey.
Steve-O: It is a journey, though.
IGOTTADUMP: it's
Tony Soprano: Okay.
IGOTTADUMP: Is it the trailer, I think it is, where it's like... him being
Tony Soprano: Eaten by a whale.
IGOTTADUMP: swallowed. Yeah, the whole...
Steve-O: He's like. Oh, my dad, my dad, my dad.
IGOTTADUMP: the whole premise
Steve-O: And then he's like, I'm going to gumma go out now. Oh, here's a here's a. Squid! Oh no! I've been eaten!
Tony Soprano: Yeah, the best part is the squid still tries to fuck him up in the whale.
Steve-O: And then.
IGOTTADUMP: So you...
Steve-O: Yeah!
Tony Soprano: And I'm like...
IGOTTADUMP: So Devin, you told me when we were swimming. down the shore that that was your greatest fear and why you don't spend longer than 30 minutes in the water.
Tony Soprano: Yeah. That and mermaids.
IGOTTADUMP: Mermaids are your fear?
Steve-O: Mermaids!
Tony Soprano: More sirens. Sirens.
IGOTTADUMP: Are you kidding me?
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: i'd love to hear that song it's probably like you know what you know the song probably like it's probably like deep di ri Deep, deep, deep. dee dee dee
Tony Soprano: It's just a...
IGOTTADUMP: Deep deep.
Steve-O: Beep, beep, beep, beep. Beep.
IGOTTADUMP: Peace.
Steve-O: Beep. Beep.
IGOTTADUMP: um We did it.
Tony Soprano: It's just like acapella Mega Man. Music.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh shit, yeah, holy these shit!
Steve-O: da da but da but but but
Tony Soprano: Like, oh, this is fucking good. Oh, shit! I gotta get closer, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: Fuck yeah, shit!
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Holy sh -
Tony Soprano: Oh shit, is that airman stage? Oh shit. And then I get fucking eaten. Or whatever happens. I don't know what they do, but...
IGOTTADUMP: fall into the water.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, I think they just drowned me. But yeah, acapella Mega Man music. would
Steve-O: That'd be really embarrassing.
Tony Soprano: And my life. Well, you know, what's yours, Steve?
IGOTTADUMP: And Gideon.
Tony Soprano: What's yours?
Steve-O: Um... Probably like the... theme song to the adams family Values?
Tony Soprano: See? The rap one.
Steve-O: Yeah, dude
IGOTTADUMP: They say that what they wanted to do was they wanted to have family.
Tony Soprano: They do whatever they want to do with him. This shit.
Steve-O: Yeah, family!
Tony Soprano: Loose. Aw, sick! Oh, this thing must be playing somewhere in the water.
Steve-O: OH SHIT THEY'RE WATCHING INFAMILY VALUES OVER HERE GUYS
Tony Soprano: let's That sounds... was Yeah, no, that's what...
Steve-O: It's fucking real!
Tony Soprano: I hate to say, but that is cooler. That is cooler. Can't defend it
Steve-O: I know ball.
Tony Soprano: I know you ball, man.
Steve-O: What can I say?
Tony Soprano: ah Then we got a trailer for Wildwood.
IGOTTADUMP: thank
Tony Soprano: ah Not the local beach. Right, guys?
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, like that's why I kind of tapped out
Tony Soprano: Not the local beach.
Steve-O: That's I'm the same if this was about the Dracula's castle that existed at the Wildwood boardwalk until it burned down.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, dude, that's something
Steve-O: I would be all in that would be my biopic.
IGOTTADUMP: That's about that blade.
Steve-O: It's about Dracula building his... His castle on the Wildwood Boardwalk.
Tony Soprano: Yeah. This is kind of a...
Steve-O: Peace.
Tony Soprano: this is I don't think this is claymation anymore, but it's like that's the art style, right? ah But it's like claymation meets labyrinth. I feel like It's like.
IGOTTADUMP: It's ah like Kubo and the Touche. Strip.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, yeah, but the plot is like the plot is like, I don't know, fucking...
Steve-O: Yeah.
Tony Soprano: Woodland creatures steal her. little brother or something. And then she has to. Go on it a fun adventure. and I don't know, man. like All those movies are kind of sick. like They're all kind of objectively awesome. so Amen.
Steve-O: It's probably going to be a banger, yeah.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, it's probably gonna be a banger, man. um Something that I'm almost afraid to watch because I'm just, because the first one's so good. He is cyberpunk eggs runners too.
IGOTTADUMP: I know.
Tony Soprano: Um,
IGOTTADUMP: got a hard it's got ah It's got a high bar.
Tony Soprano: Oh, yeah, it's got a real high bar. But it looks good.
IGOTTADUMP: What?
Tony Soprano: Looks good.
IGOTTADUMP: This looks really good.
Steve-O: It does look good.
Tony Soprano: Nothing about it looks bad. So it looks good Um, I don't... I'm just going to say ambivalent ah to the Golden Axe trailer.
Tony Soprano: Have you guys watched it? um It's definitely played for. for laughs.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm gonna get... I'm going to be getting Paramount Plus for Yellow Jackets now, so.
Tony Soprano: You should get it for the UFC Chris
IGOTTADUMP: Why don't you go fuck yourself, David Ellison?
Tony Soprano: Come on! Come on.
IGOTTADUMP: In disguise as Devin?
Tony Soprano: Yeah. You guys should let me merge with HBO.
IGOTTADUMP: No, you're not merging I know
Tony Soprano: Maybe... LET ME BUY IT!
IGOTTADUMP: You're good.
Tony Soprano: I mean, boy!
IGOTTADUMP: I know... i know what you're gonna look like when you merge it's gonna be fucking disgusting so no
Tony Soprano: thank I'm going to look like Perfect Cell.
IGOTTADUMP: no no you're not you're gonna you're gonna have like eight arms and a weird head i'm not for it Nope.
Tony Soprano: I'm going to look like Perfect Shell.
Tony Soprano: alright I thought you liked Goro but alright
IGOTTADUMP: No, fuck that shit. You're gonna look like a weird... freak. I'm not letting you merge.
Tony Soprano: Fine. Fine.
Steve-O: Well, you can't Paramount, you can't say Goro until you own HBO Max.
Tony Soprano: well, Chris
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, you really
Steve-O: and WB.
IGOTTADUMP: can't even say that
Tony Soprano: I think you're secretly going to get it for the Golden Axe show.
IGOTTADUMP: I don't think so, Devin.
Tony Soprano: And you're going to watch a lot of Jack Ryan movies. That's what I did when I got Paramount+. plus
IGOTTADUMP: I'm not good.
Tony Soprano: Oh, shit, these Jack Rock movies got a fucking riff.
IGOTTADUMP: Too bad.
IGOTTADUMP: why i Why would I do that?
Tony Soprano: come Yo, man. Hope for Red October is a banger.
IGOTTADUMP: Okay, Harper's October is wonderful, but like...
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: But...
Tony Soprano: ah You know, and the other the John Krasinski show that I haven't watched.
IGOTTADUMP: Okay. All right, what do we got here?
Tony Soprano: All right.
IGOTTADUMP: Silent Hill Town Fall.
Tony Soprano: ah Now, this is a weird stretch where apparently gameplay trailers are just allowed to be as long as they want. And... um So I would not like recommend to watch this because it's like. 20 minutes of just...
Tony Soprano: Silent Hill gameplay. which I don't want to say is bad, but it's it's not riveting at all.
IGOTTADUMP: Did anybody here play Silent Hill F?
Steve-O: I have F. I dabbled in F for a little bit. um
Tony Soprano: you got You got stuck on the booty puzzle, right?
Steve-O: i did get I did spend a lot of time on the booty puzzle.
IGOTTADUMP: Booty?
Steve-O: There's a part in the game where you have to go into like... these fields. And a bunch of. I would describe them as like. scarecrows, but they're kind of sexualized to the point where they're kind of thick.
IGOTTADUMP: Nice.
Steve-O: Um... And you have to like talk to the right one and have it like do a weird little dance and point in the direction you're supposed to go into the fog.
IGOTTADUMP: Nice.
Steve-O: And I got stuck on it because I didn't really understand what it was asking me. Um.
IGOTTADUMP: Shaking their little booties
Tony Soprano: But there was a lot of booty action or something, right?
Steve-O: A lot of, a lot of, you will get, you know, let me see if I can find one of those pictures for you. I'll put it in shit talk while you're, while you're still going, Devin.
Tony Soprano: It's like supposed to be creepy, but there's just...
IGOTTADUMP: Now.
Tony Soprano: It's just... there's a booty booty scarecrows or something like that
IGOTTADUMP: Is this the same? group Dude's making this game.
Tony Soprano: Um... it's it's um
Steve-O: No, it's not
IGOTTADUMP: No?
Tony Soprano: it's not I mean, yeah, it's not. Um,
IGOTTADUMP: They got the weird ass in there, though.
Steve-O: this This is a Western team, I believe.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, but but this is the one. So Townfall is a first -person one, and it takes place in Scotland, I think.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh shit.
Tony Soprano: the The concept is cool. Like it's cool. It's just the trailer is... Let me let me click on it again. The trailer is 18 minutes. In 52 seconds, and it's...
IGOTTADUMP: So this Actually, this this game should be called...
Tony Soprano: a
IGOTTADUMP: Shreddle and till, shouldn't it?
Tony Soprano: Yes.
Steve-O: Oh, I suddenly remember my Charlemagne.
Tony Soprano: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: It was in Shadowland Hill and there was so much fog I couldn't see in front of my face.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, and I mean, like... ah What is this, first person? Silent Hill, which is... relatively creepy, I think. Um... and it's cool but it's just like i just have an issue call them calling it a trailer I'm like, now a trailer's like...
Tony Soprano: There's only one guy that's allowed to make fucking 20 minute trailers and it's Kojima. And even he doesn't just show fucking gameplay and then goes, that's it. It's like, no.
Tony Soprano: this is This is just... A quick... 20 minutes of gameplay. Right? Looks good, looks creepy, looks ominous Don't call it a trailer though.
IGOTTADUMP: Scared? Are you scared?
Tony Soprano: Yeah, a little bit. A little bit.
IGOTTADUMP: Alright. You don't sound scared.
Tony Soprano: Well, I was more irritated
IGOTTADUMP: Oh.
Tony Soprano: I think because I was like, ugh. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Yeah, these are booty pics.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, let's take a look.
Tony Soprano: Steve, these are just on your... Like it. Ha ha! If I was the government, I could find this.
IGOTTADUMP: Yep. That's interesting.
Tony Soprano: I'd be like, what is it?
IGOTTADUMP: Those are some uh... Suggestive scarecrows, sir.
Tony Soprano: well
IGOTTADUMP: ah
Tony Soprano: It implies that how sexually frustrated ah the the young high school girl is, right?
Steve-O: I guess so.
Tony Soprano: That's the excuse, right?
Steve-O: I don't know, man.
Tony Soprano: That's always the excuse.
Steve-O: I don't know man.
Tony Soprano: No, no, that's why that nurses are super hot.
IGOTTADUMP: this why you This is you wanted. For Silent Hill, right, Steve?
Tony Soprano: Yeah?
Steve-O: Somebody went. This is what we're doing with the Silent Hill that takes place in Japan.
Tony Soprano: Now, that being said...
IGOTTADUMP: What you wanted.
Tony Soprano: I did hear good things about... F. right i think just intra The only thing the only thing i I heard that I wasn't a super big fan of is they're like...
Steve-O: Yeah, I heard good things too. It was... Interesting.
Tony Soprano: Oh, this is a game where you got to play it like. a few times and it's not necessarily a short game and i don't think there's like a new game plus
Steve-O: I can't, guys. I can't.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, that's too much.
Steve-O: I got things to do.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Steve-O: I'm not going to play your game 170 times.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, and your your game's not good enough.
IGOTTADUMP: Fair.
Tony Soprano: to have warrant that in the first place.
IGOTTADUMP: Let's pray.
Tony Soprano: So. Maybe play it once and enjoy it, but it is what it is.
IGOTTADUMP: Totally.
Steve-O: Maybe if you were a, I don't know. ah The Super Nintendo game?
Tony Soprano: Maybe if you were, I don't know, six hours long and I could just Like Resident Evil? like resume okay
Steve-O: Resident Evil, a nice Resident Evil. You can replay that very easily.
Tony Soprano: Yeah. Yeah, with a new game plus, boom.
Steve-O: people lost their shit about Resident Evil 3. But you know, the thing about that was it was replayable.
Tony Soprano: Yeah. Um... But again, keeping this weird trend, ah so there's a new Black Myth game.
IGOTTADUMP: Whoa
Tony Soprano: called, uh, John Coy. Hmm. I probably nailed that, right?
IGOTTADUMP: You got it.
Tony Soprano: Um... Nailed it. so It's... There's the other black myth of Wukong. where you played the, you know... the the the monkey, the famous monkey.
Tony Soprano: in chinese mythology and this is you play somebody else um And again, it's a...
IGOTTADUMP: You're talking about the guy who played Dunstan. from dunstan
Steve-O: Oh, Dunsky checks in.
IGOTTADUMP: soon.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Tony Soprano: That's an orangutan you ignorant shit
IGOTTADUMP: He's pretty big.
Tony Soprano: But sure. Sure.
IGOTTADUMP: Okay. Fair.
Tony Soprano: Okay, yeah. um no but again this is just another like 15 minutes of just straight gameplay It looks really good. It kind of looks like... I don't know, like, exceptionally good. um But again, it's just...
Tony Soprano: like i didn't even know they were making a sequel or a pseudo sequel or what I click it and it's 15 minutes of just.
IGOTTADUMP: Which monkey is this?
Tony Soprano: Exactly, right? i don't know they didn't explain it to me And I'm too stupid to get it.
IGOTTADUMP: Okay.
Tony Soprano: Yeah. So.
IGOTTADUMP: that That makes for a really... Interesting game.
Tony Soprano: Right?
Steve-O: Yeah.
Tony Soprano: now Honestly, that's my problem with it. I was like, I would be... i would be interested but like i this is just the guy doing wushu combat Which doesn't look bad.
Tony Soprano: But i just I think I need a little something more. But uh, hey I'm a Westerner and... that their Their marketing department is clearly not a Western marketing department. So they're just going to be like.
Tony Soprano: Hey, man, this is how we're going to market this game. so That's cool, I guess.
IGOTTADUMP: Maybe they can. Maybe they can pull Warren Spector out of retirement.
Tony Soprano: Nah, nah, nah, nah. He said I'm done.
IGOTTADUMP: He's done?
Tony Soprano: He's done dude
Steve-O: He tried to do Epic Mickey. It didn't work. He's out.
Tony Soprano: Knees out.
IGOTTADUMP: Epic Mickey?
Tony Soprano: You know, I kind of got confused.
IGOTTADUMP: What the fuck does that mean?
Steve-O: That was a Wii game.
Tony Soprano: You don't know. You don't remember Epic Mickey, Chris?
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, what are you talking about?
Tony Soprano: Oh, man. So it's ah it's a it was a Wii game where Mickey had a nice juicy booty and then Steve got stuck on this puzzle and he's like, I can't.
IGOTTADUMP: who had Too many asses for Steve.
Tony Soprano: Can't do this anymore
Steve-O: and God. Damn it! UGH!
IGOTTADUMP: I have a limit.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Five asses!
Tony Soprano: Yeah. No, but, ah no, so... correct me if I'm wrong, but Epic Mickey was The first thing people saw of Epic Mickey was this like sick concept art where it's like kind of like.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Tony Soprano: Mickey Mouse with like, not say like, edgy Mickey, but there was just...
IGOTTADUMP: What?
Tony Soprano: There's a little something to it, right? And you're like, oh, that's good.
Steve-O: It was...
IGOTTADUMP: No.
Steve-O: It was... They took all the imagery of. like Disney world and they made it post -apocalyptic. So it was like this, like Epcot ball that was like all in ruins and like.
IGOTTADUMP: Whoa whoa
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
Steve-O: All these like really cool things of like a. like just like apocalyptic. like disney
IGOTTADUMP: Actually, that sounds pretty cool.
Steve-O: Yeah, let me see if I can find some of this
Tony Soprano: Conceptually. conceptually Awesome. Right.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Tony Soprano: and it comes out and it's a wii game and there's
IGOTTADUMP: sure
Tony Soprano: You know, he's got like a ah magic paintbrush and it's just kind of like. Yeah. The concept was way cooler than the execution.
Steve-O: it's needed Yeah.
Tony Soprano: And then they made a sequel. And everybody went, okay, well, this could be. You know, I get it. You come out the first game, you know what you need to fix, and and we can... tweak it. And the sequel is apparently way worse.
Tony Soprano: And then it, I don't want to say it like. ruined his career because you know he's kind of like an ike he did deus ex system shock
IGOTTADUMP: This acts.
Tony Soprano: the The thief games, you know, like he's he's a fucking.
IGOTTADUMP: acts I love this.
Tony Soprano: He's a... respected dude.
Steve-O: I posted some of the thumbnails of the concert art and
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
Steve-O: uh,
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
Steve-O: Shitar.
Tony Soprano: it And it kind of turned into one of those things where it's like, To me, this would be a great Disney Plus show.
Steve-O: yeah that would actually be really cool
Tony Soprano: even though Even though I think Disney's too are too... They're two big cowards. They wouldn't do it.
Steve-O: No.
Tony Soprano: But... um Yeah, so Warren Spector kind of, I don't know, in the last couple of years, just kind of. float it around I think he tried to get something off the ground. It didn't work out.
Tony Soprano: Um, And like the dudes. 70 something, I think.
Steve-O: Yeah, he's up there. Let him sleep. He did Deus Ex.
Tony Soprano: See, at first at first I thought he was only 44.
IGOTTADUMP: Wake him up. Wake him up. Make some, make.
Tony Soprano: But ah it's it turned into, oh, he's been working in games for 44 years.
IGOTTADUMP: good
Steve-O: He's tired.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, so so my...
IGOTTADUMP: Make that guy up. Make him know they do sex.
Tony Soprano: Big.
IGOTTADUMP: Wait, come on! Get them up!
Tony Soprano: Uh.
Steve-O: Get to work!
Tony Soprano: Megum.
IGOTTADUMP: What are you doing? away
Tony Soprano: Hey, make it no shit from the machine games.
IGOTTADUMP: Call his phone.
Tony Soprano: Do sex.
IGOTTADUMP: He's sleeping right now in a room.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: He probably.
Steve-O: Right, right.
IGOTTADUMP: Has his fucking tone on.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Because he's old.
Steve-O: I have the duck ringtone.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Wake his dumb ass up. Make another fucking deuce ex.
Tony Soprano: well Congrats, the war inspector. on his retirement. I guess. yeah Not I guess. Good for that guy. I suppose.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. and guess i'm with I guess.
Steve-O: And...
Tony Soprano: Man did some work.
Steve-O: Congrats to everyone. at playstation
Tony Soprano: if For...
Steve-O: for they're
Tony Soprano: For having eyeballs, I guess
Steve-O: early retirements, I guess. Yeah.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, yeah. um Chris, I don't know if you knew this, but that game you never heard about. and didn't know about.
Steve-O: Horizon Hunters Gathering.
Tony Soprano: Apparently... apparently might not come out because apparently it looks like dog shit.
IGOTTADUMP: It looks like she's kind of touching my shoulder
Tony Soprano: Yeah. So...
Steve-O: It does.
IGOTTADUMP: And that.
Steve-O: Yeah, it does.
IGOTTADUMP: Amen.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, so this was another one of those um this was another one of those like live service push games.
IGOTTADUMP: Like the. the in -game version. Yeah.
Tony Soprano: where earlier in the year, they announced... this game. Horizon Hunters Gathering, which was... Just basically, what if Horizon was multiplayer and looked like Fortnite?
Tony Soprano: And... um It kind of, people saw it and they went. Okay. Like I don't think people hated it. They just were like very ambivalent to it And then they had some internal meetings and it ah apparently...
Tony Soprano: Did not go well. and they were told you haven't until like... I think. the end of the year to like, make this into something viable. So regardless, they're already, they're nuking the the multiplayer aspect. I think. And they're just kind of trying. to make it a single player experience of the story and
Steve-O: It was like light co -op or something, I think.
Tony Soprano: this kind of Yeah, and and yeah umm you know that always works when you try to shove an entirely new game into an old...
Steve-O: Yeah.
Tony Soprano: skeleton of a game.
Steve-O: You make the game a different game.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: You know, I'm going to be real.
Tony Soprano: um
IGOTTADUMP: I'm looking at this thumbnail for a while now. It looks like Aloy is stopping me from walking because she
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: I did. And she wants me to smell it.
Steve-O: Soak it in. So good evening.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, like
Tony Soprano: I believe it, dude. Yeah, she's...
IGOTTADUMP: Like I'm walking by her to go like to work. to like clock in. And she stops me in the hallway. and farts, and in that bass is like...
Steve-O: He does the nasty little smirk and says, whoever smelt it, dealt it.
Tony Soprano: No, no. She goes, yeah Breathe it in, buddy.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, that's... Yep.
Tony Soprano: Alright, yeah, hell yeah. Hell yeah, brother.
IGOTTADUMP: Is that what I'm missing out on now that they canceled this?
Steve-O: You are missing that as well as they have announced the cancellation of 2XKO, the League of Legends fighting game that nobody knew came out this year, but apparently it did.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
Tony Soprano: oh yeah
IGOTTADUMP: i it Is that one? Do they fart in your face too?
Steve-O: They could. I imagine. I don't know.
IGOTTADUMP: Ah.
Steve-O: I didn't play it. I don't know anything about that.
IGOTTADUMP: Damn it.
Steve-O: I don't even know if it's League of Legends. i mean That might be the wrong one.
Tony Soprano: Uh,
IGOTTADUMP: v blog
Tony Soprano: arcane no i think you're right I think you're right.
Steve-O: Okay, okay.
IGOTTADUMP: Lol.
Tony Soprano: It's just, you know... Um... That was a tag fighter. Yeah. Just. That is. it's It's fucking... Just no better. No better. The more these games just...
Tony Soprano: drop off the face of the earth, and the quicker we get there, it the better. I just, there's no There's no path forward for these for these games, and it's...
Steve-O: Right. supposedly they weren't even working on interstellar until they were like hey this last of us multiplayer project together.
Tony Soprano: and oh Oh, you mean Heretic Prophet?
Steve-O: Oh, Heretic Prophet, yeah.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Yes.
Steve-O: They were like, yeah, they were like...
IGOTTADUMP: tolerated.
Steve-O: they weren't even working on that until they were like, Hey, this last of us multiplayer game you want us to make is not going to work.
Tony Soprano: Intergalactic.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Tony Soprano: I was like, to interstellar.
Steve-O: Did I say Interstellar?
Tony Soprano: I was like...
Steve-O: Yeah, I meant Interstellar.
Tony Soprano: ah But I was like, it's wrong, but I i couldn't quite... Correct you because I was like maybe it is interstellar
Steve-O: I'm in the ballpark, but not.
Tony Soprano: You're in the ballpark.
Steve-O: on the money.
Tony Soprano: Yeah
Steve-O: So you're right.
Tony Soprano: It's a foul ball. If that was a home run, it was a foul ball. Yeah, yeah. It's just... ah And the thing that does stink is... um Listen, I like Horizon.
Steve-O: Aloy Spartan.
Tony Soprano: I like Horizon 2. ah And the fact is, is like they're not even really working on Horizon 3 and all hands were on deck for this spinoff game that no one. was interested in playing.
Tony Soprano: And I get it, man. like take a Take a swing, but... I... this All this tells me is that Horizon 3 is like... two years off than it needed to be.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Tony Soprano: Or they could have made something else, right? They could have made a fucking kill zone. He could have just did something else. then made Horizon 3. But instead, it's just like, oh, here's this.
Tony Soprano: weird horizon project that may or may not come out. And either way, it's going to be a big waste of money.
IGOTTADUMP: I would say not Killzone, but Killzonee. and it's an italian
Steve-O: e
IGOTTADUMP: guy in tony kills only
Tony Soprano: Cal zone
Steve-O: Tony Killzoni, that is a fucking name.
Tony Soprano: I think.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Tony Soprano: I think they should have just called it Calzone, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: Well, that's the enemy.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: That's the antagonist.
Tony Soprano: Oh, okay.
Steve-O: Cowzone.
IGOTTADUMP: Calzone. Tony Calzone has to kill Calzone. It was like These he wants to do.
Steve-O: California zone.
IGOTTADUMP: He wants to turn everything into a turnover.
Steve-O: Oh, that's wild, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, and you can't flip everything around, you know?
Steve-O: You gotta shut this down.
IGOTTADUMP: but
Steve-O: Now, here's the thing. The thing you are pitching right now. I do have more interest in playing it. Then. oh the multiplayer horizon zero dawn game
IGOTTADUMP: Tony Calzani. Yeah.
Steve-O: Tony Killzoni, I'm all in.
Tony Soprano: I'm... Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm in on that, yeah. He sounds fun.
Steve-O: So stop making multiplayer live service games because nobody wants them in modern day. You're taking a big risk. You should have these big studios that have made successful. Single player games make successful single player games for you.
Steve-O: God, it's simple.
Tony Soprano: It's not hard. Yeah, it's really not.
IGOTTADUMP: Eh, they're coming around I guess.
Steve-O: Yeah, they...
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
Steve-O: They are.
IGOTTADUMP: Eventually.
Tony Soprano: Uh,
Steve-O: Like Wolverine, that was a huge success. Now ah make a, I don't know, Sabretooth live service game.
Tony Soprano: Oh, um and by the way, just... just Shut up, Internet. trying to make it what the goal of the internet to try to tell me and convince me that
Steve-O: Yeah.
Tony Soprano: The Wolverine game. That looks sick. doesn't look sick.
IGOTTADUMP: You know, like, what was that all about?
Steve-O: We live in misery land right now.
Tony Soprano: And they're like, they're like Can you believe it?
Steve-O: Everybody is missing.
Tony Soprano: Can you believe it? There's... Triple A. AAA game mechanics in this triple a game and i'm like yeah Okay.
Steve-O: I don't know what people want anymore guys. I'll be honest with you.
Tony Soprano: and No, no, it's just, it's hate merchants. Honestly, it's just, it that's what it is.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, oh totally. It's people just nitpicking to death.
Tony Soprano: Yeah. throughou Look how this looks like a ah Ben 10 game. And I'm like, well, first of all, why Ben 10? And second it of all, like, okay.
IGOTTADUMP: THROUGH CHILDREN
Tony Soprano: Yeah, like, all right, leave me alone. Like, I will i will and cannot be convinced.
IGOTTADUMP: their children.
Tony Soprano: to be less excited for a Wolverine game. Sorry. This is not going to happen. I don't know what you want me to.
IGOTTADUMP: No one's going to take any blood out of your boner, right?
Tony Soprano: That's right.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, no, dude, not for a Wolverine game.
IGOTTADUMP: Hmm.
Tony Soprano: That's a that's a heart. That's a big ask
IGOTTADUMP: Yep.
Steve-O: Let's go, bub.
Tony Soprano: yes Hey, don't be excited for this sick looking game. Okay. Loud and clear. Heard chef. The fuck out of here. uh anyway um listen guys if i can't convince you So watch a weird Galaxy Quest Sons of Anarchy show.
Tony Soprano: May I convince you to watch a Jimmy Olsen spinoff show? where Jimmy Olsen has to defend Gorla Grodd in court.
IGOTTADUMP: And I heard it's actually going to be shot like a mockumentary. Much like an American vandal.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: This guy is a part of this gentleman who's gonna be playing
Tony Soprano: Yeah, Jimmy Tatum.
IGOTTADUMP: Yes, so it is going to be like... a Just like you guys remember American Vandal, right?
Tony Soprano: i Actually, I had to remind... Steve last week.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, yeah, really?
Tony Soprano: I said, yeah, yeah. Well, because I watched i watched ah The Hawk. On Netflix. And he he's in it.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh. He's in that? Really?
Tony Soprano: He's in it and... ah Yeah, yeah, it's... It feels like he...
IGOTTADUMP: American Vandal was that.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, it feels like...
IGOTTADUMP: We'll never see what the... The diarrhea lemonade.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Tony Soprano: So... um
IGOTTADUMP: ah
Tony Soprano: Yeah, no, no, i'm I'm into it now the only
IGOTTADUMP: This shit fucking rocks.
Tony Soprano: I will say. to put my poo -poo hat on.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh shit.
Tony Soprano: yeah i i don't know Like, am I... am i Two out of pocket. to be a little disappointed that Gorilla Grodd isn't going to be played with any sort of seriousness.
IGOTTADUMP: no Yeah, you are.
Tony Soprano: Because it's a ridiculous concept, right?
IGOTTADUMP: you are You are out of pocket.
Tony Soprano: it's
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Tony Soprano: it's It's tough to be like...
IGOTTADUMP: You're being out of pocket.
Tony Soprano: What do you mean you're not taking Gorilla Grodd seriously?
IGOTTADUMP: This is a very stupid concept that they're making a funny show out of I think that's gonna be great
Steve-O: Let's be serious about Gorilla Grodd, guys. Come on. Let's not waste it on a jokey fart show. Now, Ultrahumanite. Oh, my goodness. It got that big brain.
IGOTTADUMP: Hehehehe!
Steve-O: Run wild with that.
Tony Soprano: yeah Yeah. I know, I know. I'm not being fun. Um...
IGOTTADUMP: You got to be fun.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: This is gonna be fun.
Tony Soprano: yeah
Steve-O: i'm with you I'm with you, though.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, I am.
Steve-O: I think, you know... ah Maybe they just don't know what to do with Gorilla Grodd because in their minds they're like, oh, the masses, the mainstream masses. are just going to think that this is silly.
IGOTTADUMP: Yep.
Tony Soprano: Yeah. And it is.
IGOTTADUMP: I think that's really what it boils down to.
Tony Soprano: But... Yeah. And, hey, Michaela Hoover's in it. It's Cat Grant. so uh Yeah. I'm tuning in, buddy.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Tony Soprano: I'm tuning in.
IGOTTADUMP: Mm hmm.
Tony Soprano: Guys, I don't know but I'm tuning in for that
IGOTTADUMP: Who's this? person
Tony Soprano: ah Cat Grant. Mikaela Hoover.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, oh, oh.
Tony Soprano: I'm doing it, buddy Hey Steve. Thank you.
Steve-O: Hey.
Tony Soprano: I'm totally in.
Steve-O: Oh, you're tuning in!
Tony Soprano: Hey John, hey Chris, I'm tuning in.
IGOTTADUMP: I hear you.
Tony Soprano: For that.
IGOTTADUMP: Yes, I hear.
Tony Soprano: I don't know if you guys noticed, but I am sexually attracted to Cat Grant. Some tuning in.
Tony Soprano: Guys, that's why I'm gonna watch it
Steve-O: Yes. Why are you watching Gorilla Run?
Tony Soprano: Yeah, because of her. We'll stare at her.
Steve-O: Okay.
IGOTTADUMP: She is
Tony Soprano: Let me tell you. That's not a crime, right?
Steve-O: you
IGOTTADUMP: It's okay. That's why she's in it. I get it.
Steve-O: it depends on It depends on if you're doing anything else while staring.
Tony Soprano: No, I'm gonna be touching my wiener.
IGOTTADUMP: Hmm.
Steve-O: All right, you're going to jail.
Tony Soprano: What?
IGOTTADUMP: Go to jail.
Tony Soprano: Even in the movie theaters
Steve-O: Especially in the movie theaters.
Tony Soprano: AHHHHH! Ah, yeah.
Steve-O: What are you, Pee Wee Herman? You're no Pee Wee Herman, Devin Kopeck.
Tony Soprano: ah You know what?
Steve-O: You're no Pee Wee Herman.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Tony Soprano: That's... that's my That's my documentary, Slay's Life. Pee Wee Herman getting... ripped out of his seat.
Steve-O: a
Tony Soprano: okay yeah Get out of here.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
Tony Soprano: Yeah, this is illegal. What do you mean?
Steve-O: I know you have a little mind.
Tony Soprano: You said the magic word!
Steve-O: AHHHHH!
Tony Soprano: You said sexual deviant.
Steve-O: Go to... Hawking. Hey, oh God.
Tony Soprano: God, just stay in there, you creep. And that's... is the news for the week. I think... ah Yeah, I don't think we got anything else to say.
IGOTTADUMP: Nice work everybody.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, you're welcome. It was hard, hard work. For me.
Steve-O: Well, I think That's a...
Tony Soprano: I do.
Steve-O: That's it, right?
Tony Soprano: Yeah, that's it. um So this week coming up, we got... um Gamescom is a thing. And for those of you who don't know Gamescom, Gamecom is secretly...
Tony Soprano: that gaming convention that's actually like twice as big as E3. And now the d3 is not even a thing. It's even bigger somehow. ah So there's an opening night live. So that's Keely's show. we're We're going to see some stuff. which could be fun.
Tony Soprano: I think that's tomorrow. And also that... ah
IGOTTADUMP: What was the name of that game that Jeff Keighley? promoted at the end work.
Tony Soprano: Yeah. High guard? High guard.
IGOTTADUMP: High guard.
Tony Soprano: This is High Guard.
Steve-O: Hi, Garden.
Tony Soprano: And it came out and then it.
IGOTTADUMP: this He's high grade.
Tony Soprano: It died immediately. And everyone's like, you're.
IGOTTADUMP: I... Love this game. It is. Hey, Gerd.
Tony Soprano: To be fair, he did he bounced back. he had as He had a successful bounce back.
Steve-O: Not.
IGOTTADUMP: a
Steve-O: The company.
Tony Soprano: No, no, no.
Steve-O: Keeley did.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, Keeley.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Tony Soprano: I care about Keely. I don't care about fucking High Guard. But...
IGOTTADUMP: Hey, Gerard.
Steve-O: Yeah, you care enough to pick it.
Tony Soprano: yeah Why do we gotta bring that up? So... um yeah No, no. so So we're going to get some... hopefully some cool news stories and hey guys uh gta Hope you got your Netflix account.
Steve-O: Whoa Baby.
IGOTTADUMP: Wow.
Steve-O: or
Tony Soprano: Or I just hope you've been watching leaked footage from that guy who hacked all the footage. it whacked
Steve-O: I'm Cyberleak and I'm gonna show everything from the video game!
IGOTTADUMP: It's okay. I'm still playing Highgird.
Tony Soprano: Oh.
Steve-O: Oh piss.
Steve-O: Going to jail.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm late, guys.
Tony Soprano: You're going to jail?
Steve-O: I'm definitely going to go to jail.
Tony Soprano: i i guess I guess I'm getting arrested.
IGOTTADUMP: You got a question?
Steve-O: Ah well.
IGOTTADUMP: Got to catch him first.
Steve-O: Imagine being like, I'm
Tony Soprano: Yeah, he He leaked High Guard, you know.
Steve-O: So all ready to go to jail because I want to leak Grand Theft Auto 6.
IGOTTADUMP: It's a different time, Steve.
Tony Soprano: Yeah. yeah like Hey, I'm going to jail for... Or like spending... thousands in legal fees because I just, ah you know, well, what what do they say? They say it's it's kind of like a backdoor for this dude's crypto that he's trying to sell.
Steve-O: Oh.
IGOTTADUMP: Nice, dude.
Steve-O: Ooh.
Tony Soprano: because Because I think I haven't seen any of it, right?
Steve-O: Oh.
Tony Soprano: But I'm pretty sure in all of the... in all the leaked videos. It's either water stamped. Or...
Steve-O: Watermarked.
Tony Soprano: was yes thank you it's either watermarked or it's like bookend it by like this crypto Add. Um... So, I mean, hey, if... if um Jail and a pre costly lawsuit is the...
Tony Soprano: the price of getting your cryptocurrency out there. I guess. and I can't even feel bad for Netflix. Because they're the ones who are really the biggest losers in all this. Because they paid...
Tony Soprano: rock star. Probably millions.
Steve-O: Big money.
Tony Soprano: of dollars to to get like ah the gameplay review or reveal. and some fucking asshole trying to sell cryptocurrency. was like. Oh, yeah. here Here's me shooting my name on on in the game.
Tony Soprano: Shot it into a wall.
IGOTTADUMP: wow Steve.
Steve-O: Now they're going to just do a live. FBI raid of this guy's house. so
Tony Soprano: Yeah, yeah it's going to it's going to probably just start with them lynching this man, this child.
IGOTTADUMP: It's going to be on Netflix.
IGOTTADUMP: I can't wait to watch that on Netflix.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
Steve-O: No.
Tony Soprano: Well, you know what happened? um to the other kid, right? remember years ago when they they leaked it
Steve-O: No, what happened?
Tony Soprano: So they leaked it in like... pre -alpha stage right And the kid got arrested. It was some kid in the UK. who was deemed ineligible to stand trial.
Tony Soprano: So he's just been in like... an asylum, like a mental health facility. for the last, I don't know how long. But, uh... Yeah. They're like some fucking Some weirdo kid just...
Tony Soprano: decided to leak a build of the game or whatever it was, all this footage. They caught him, arrested him, and they were like, this kid's too... too wacko to Stay in trial.
Steve-O: I'll be honest. I know what Grantha thought it was going to be.
Tony Soprano: I know.
Steve-O: Like.
Tony Soprano: That's what I'm like. Do I really need to see?
Steve-O: That's the stupid part. It's going to be the guy runs around, steals cars, shoots people.
Tony Soprano: They're like, he's playing. But... But Steve, he's playing basketball. That's all.
Steve-O: WHAAAAAA - Oh!
IGOTTADUMP: know oh yo okay hold on nobody told me that
Tony Soprano: yeah Yeah, dude.
Steve-O: Okay.
Tony Soprano: that's so Dude, that's why I re -upped my $28 a month Netflix subscription.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Okay.
Tony Soprano: Just so I can see it because it's gonna be sick
IGOTTADUMP: hi I mean... i think we're I think we're cooking here, guys. Way to go, Netflix.
IGOTTADUMP: Uh,
Steve-O: all Alright. Amen.
IGOTTADUMP: Steve, can you leak Wolverine again to promote our podcast?
Steve-O: Oh, yeah. Let me play the... um The Wolverine link. footage that I have.
IGOTTADUMP: Thank you.
Steve-O: Yar!
IGOTTADUMP: Cool. Whoa.
Steve-O: It's me!
IGOTTADUMP: his
Steve-O: The Wolverine!
IGOTTADUMP: Hey. His dick is really thick.
Steve-O: Oh.
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: but it's very short.
Steve-O: DECODED! The Canadian. Crippler.
IGOTTADUMP: That is fucking weird, Steve.
Tony Soprano: I don't... I don't think we're allowed to say that anymore.
IGOTTADUMP: Is that in the game?
Steve-O: No, I unfortunately just immediately just thought of, you know.
Tony Soprano: You think he just, uh... You think he's ever just cut it off to see if it grows back bigger?
IGOTTADUMP: Every time.
Tony Soprano: every time
IGOTTADUMP: I think he does. He's lived for hundreds of years. He's probably done that multiple times.
Steve-O: Accidentally most of the time.
IGOTTADUMP: several times. Several times. And he's probably just gotten to the point where he does it just to get like. you know. get a little something.
Steve-O: He was like, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Tony Soprano: It's like it's like when you when you just kind of... fall back into an old an old kink and you're like oh let me look at these videos
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, like he he he knows that.
Tony Soprano: I'm in this mood for this the next two weeks. where he just
IGOTTADUMP: Every once in a while, he gets that that urge.
Tony Soprano: Wait, do you think he's ever like...
Steve-O: Nostalgia.
Tony Soprano: Do you think he's ever like... This gets me in too much trouble and just cuts it off.
Steve-O: All right, you freaks. Let's get out of here.
Tony Soprano: I'm just saying. I'm just saying he probably has done it.
IGOTTADUMP: It's going to come back.
Steve-O: All right. Cutting the world we're weighing off, so...
IGOTTADUMP: It's going to come back.
Tony Soprano: You never cut your wang off to avoid...
Steve-O: we're
Tony Soprano: you know, getting... Getting in a bad situation? It's the same thing. This is pulling one off.
Steve-O: I guess I'm a coward.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, cut it off.
Steve-O: Give her a couple of wang off.
IGOTTADUMP: You're not, you're not, you're not Logan.
Tony Soprano: Steve, just cut it off.
Steve-O: Sorry.
IGOTTADUMP: as strong as James Allen.
Steve-O: It's jumping off, dude.
Tony Soprano: You chop it off, it'll grow back.
Steve-O: Yo.
IGOTTADUMP: you're not as strong
Steve-O: Guaranteed.
Tony Soprano: Well, you don't got a healing factor?
Steve-O: Get out of jury duty, man.
Tony Soprano: Just sends a picture.
IGOTTADUMP: a
Tony Soprano: I can't go.
IGOTTADUMP: That's how he... gets out Every time he cuts his dick off.
Steve-O: okay ah
IGOTTADUMP: ah
Steve-O: Ha ha.
Tony Soprano: a
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
Tony Soprano: i Hey. ever They never pick me.
IGOTTADUMP: etc
Tony Soprano: They never pick me. It's my good luck charm.
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: It happened again!
Steve-O: ah I'm the best at what I do, and what I do is cut my wang off before cherry duty.
Tony Soprano: It probably takes him a few days to grow that one back.
Steve-O: Okay.
IGOTTADUMP: fun
Tony Soprano: That's an that's ah that's an important one. That's probably a complicated organ.
IGOTTADUMP: It's worth it to get out of it. It's worth it to get out of jury duty.
Steve-O: All right. ah We will be back next week with Gamescom. And we hope to see you then. Bye, everybody.
Tony Soprano: later
