Introduction & Greetings
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This is our podcast song. It isn't very long. Hi, Sarah. Hi,
Podcast Overview & Host Introductions
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Christina. Thanks, everyone, for tuning into Laughing with Gingers. The podcast were two feisty redheads with loud laughs, share crazy stories, play games, and spread Salinas and joy.
Swimsuit Cover-up & Dog Interruption
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That radiant soul over there is my partner in crime, who happens to also be very cold for some reason while I am on freaking fire.
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My co-host on Laughing with Ginger is Christina Curry. Yeah, that is Sarah Alopin, my co-host on Laughing with Ginger. She is wearing a swimming suit cover up everyone. That is how hot she is right now.
Introduction to Prank Calls
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No other options, but it's a swimsuit cover up.
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Yep. Yep. And unfortunately, something fell in the hallway, which of course my dog needed to growl at and bark at. So I had to go pick it up, which meant that Christina got to see that I was wearing a swimsuit cover. I know the top doesn't look like that, but you know. This is my bra. Oh. Well, you got all kinds of fun stuff going on over there. Oh, God.
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90 degrees as we record it is April 13. That is very hot for DC at this time of year. And well, what are we getting into today? So today we're bringing I guess the umbrella of prank calls.
Prank Call Names: Bart Simpson or Real Life?
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I brought phone numbers that you guys out there can call or give those phone numbers to people to prank them.
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And they're different, you know, on the receiving end, there's different things happening. It's really funny. Oh my God, I love it. I brought a real life Bart Simpson and Bart Simpson. And you're going to be guessing which one is which. If it's a Bart Simpson's prank call or if it was a real life
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situation. Oh my god. I mean, Simpsons mimics real life a lot. So this is gonna be hard. Yeah. Yes. And this person was definitely inspired. So do you want to do you want the backstory? Yeah. Okay, so Philippe sent this to me this happened. Oh my gosh, I should have looked at the date. But um, okay, it happened in September 2021. And it was in
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I don't even know if I'm saying this right and it's in my state, Henrico County, Virginia. It's like kind of middle of Virginia and it was a school board meeting and you get to submit that you have a question and then they read the name out. Oh, nice. Someone submitted a bunch of Bart Simpson pranks. Oh, Lord. Oh, Lord.
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Oh, it was a bright spot in life during the pandemic for me. He sent it to me like the day it happened and I have enjoyed it ever since.
Sharing Prank Call Numbers
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I love that. I'm sure you're like, who's that person? I want to be friends with them. I know, I know. Okay, so you want them? Yeah, definitely.
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OK, so it's either is it Bart Simpson or is it the school board meeting? Is it fake Bart Simpson or real life Bart Simpson? OK, cool. Got it. OK, the name is Jacques Strap. I'm going to say. Real Bart Simpson. Like the real life one.
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Like no actual Bart Simpson. Like the real life one. Am I saying it weird? You mean the cartoon, right? Yes. OK. Ding, ding, ding. You get one hair point. Yeah. One little spike in your hair. One little Bart Simpson spike. OK. Is it?
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the cartoon Bart Simpson or the real life Bart Simpson wannabe, alcoholic. Hmm. I'm gonna go with cartoon Bart Simpson.
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Ding, ding, ding. Look at you. Well, I'm like, those are appropriate to like, say on on television. So I'm like, it's safe to bet that that's, you know, OK. I feel like if it's too inappropriate, it might not work. You know, I don't know. They were the first ones I remember cursing on TV. Hmm. Pushing the edge.
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Yeah, I think didn't they start with like damn and then eventually they moved to like bastard. I don't know. They said other things. Now I'm just cussing on Eric here. You're just willy-nilly cussing. Okay, you want one more and then I'll turn it over to you. All right, Phil McCracken.
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Oh, man. I'm going to say that was the school board. Ding, ding, ding. Oh, really? You got three points for your hair. Oh, man. All right. Well, let's head on over here. I'm going to give you guys these phone numbers. So I'll take a moment. Like, go get a piece of paper.
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and a pencil in case you want to play these pranks on someone.
More Prank Calls & Rickrolling
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So this one is called, it's Santa's Workshop. So, you know, Santa doesn't take any time off. You can call up Santa's personal hotline to speak with the man in red himself. Not only is this one of the best numbers to prank call for kids, but it also works well for adults.
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I kind of want to call this one. I'm going to talk to Santa. You love Christmas. I love Christmas so much. OK, here's the number, guys. 951-262-3062. So there you go. Go call Santa.
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Here's another one that I'm already thinking about sending to one of my friends. It's call a notes. I don't know. Just wait, I'll get it.
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There's nothing like some unexpected 70s pop rock to make you laugh even more. So give this phone number to any unsuspecting friend and they'll be giggling no time with those British female operator tells them they've reached the Collin Oats hotline.
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And then it actually gives you the choice to listen to some of Hall & Oates biggest hits. So you can press one for one-on-one, two for Rich Girl, three for Man Eater, four for Private Eyes. And yeah, get some Hall & Oates songs on your Call of Notes. Okay, here's the number, guys. Here's the number. 719.
Continuing the Prank Call Game
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-6-6-2-8-3-7. Who came up with these? I don't know. I love it. I love it that she's like, oh, okay, which Hollywood's biggest hits do you want to listen to? Press 1-4. Someone has to manage this and run it and pay for it. I know. I feel like it's a low cost for a high reward.
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I wonder how many calls they get per day. I know. But also, do you really talk to Santa? I'm so curious. I kind of want to just call just to see, but is it a recording of Santa? I don't know. You mean the real life Santa who flies from the North Pole and delivers gifts by going down people's chimneys?
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He just clicks on his Bluetooth on his ear to answer the incoming phone calls. Because he's busy guys, on the move, on the move. Oh my God, Santa with Bluetooth. Yeah, 100% Santa's got to have a Bluetooth. Oh my God. That's hysterical.
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Do you want to give me some more quizzes?
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Sure, is it cartoon Bart Simpson, or is it the real life Bart Simpson impersonator? Ophelia McCock. There's no way that Simpsons can say that on TV, I feel like. I'm going to go with that it's the school board. Ding, ding, ding. Oh, no. Oh, my God.
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Oh, God. That's an epic one to think of. It's a long name and complicated. There's a lot of nuances and it's like a strange name. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. OK. Oliver, close off.
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Okay, let me think. I feel like that's a good Bart Simpson cartoon one. Ding, ding, ding. Oh my God. Yeah, that was like- Do you have version 2.0 right now? Because I was 100% on the last episode and I am quickly creeping up to 100% on this episode. Yeah, I mean, you only have a couple left. I'm going to upgrade.
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Post-Break Prank Call Fun
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your order. Bye. Oh my god. Welcome back to laughing with gingers.
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Oh, God, I'm nervous. I've lost my mojo. How many do you have left on your end? Do you want to give me one of your phone numbers? I have one, two, three, four left. OK, I only have three left, so OK. Give me some numbers. Yeah, I'll give you two numbers. Staying in the music genre.
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So this one's titled worst hold music. So waiting on hold for eternity while the same jingle replays over and over is the absolute worst. It's so bad. It really is. This number takes the cake for the actual absolute worst hold music. That's the sound of Britney Spears toxic being played by an extremely out of tune recorder. Oh my God, shitty fluted on YouTube.
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Oh, my God. So, yeah, if you hate someone, you can send them to this phone number. These phone numbers are great if someone's hitting on you in a crappy, annoying way and you're like, here's my number. OK, here's this number, guys, for out of tune. Britney Spears toxic 858-924-0180. Boom. Go with that.
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All right. I have one more in the music genre. Actually, I kind of want to save this one for later because it's really funny. Okay. Skip it. Come back. I'm going to slave it. Okay. Here's one. It's called test call gone wrong. So the voice on the other end of this number is
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Well, okay, it starts out as a normal test call announcement for Westchester County, New York. It turns into a pretty hilarious prank call opportunity. This is a CPTA announcement. This is a test. It starts out. I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to say and I'm not too concerned with it. It continues on. And then it just goes on from that. So it's a good office prank or something.
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Here's the phone number for that
Game Wrap-up & Score Tally
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one. 914-737-9938. I wonder if it's a Winchester phone number. I don't know. It's totally possible that it is. All right. That's amazing. Okay. Are you ready?
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Is it cartoon Bart Simpson or the real life school board crashing Bart Simpson? Seymour Butts. Oh, I totally feel like I've seen this episode. I think it's cartoon Simpson, cartoon Bart. Ding, ding, ding. You have so many pointy hair locks. Oh, my God. So exciting.
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Wow, that's pretty impressive. Okay. Is this the last one? No, I actually, I had more. I didn't scroll. Oh, God.
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My bad, it's just it's hot. I can't I can't and you can't function at that level of heat Plus I've got a huge ass You jazz Or the school board dude, I think it's I feel like can you say ass on prime time? I'm gonna go with school board. I
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Damn. I guess you can't say ass on prime time. I mean, technically, they said Jass. Oh, Jass. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Technicalities. Yeah. Yeah. Dang it. The FCC can't come for them for that. I mean, they can, but they can.
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Oh, God. All right. You want to give me another one? I now actually have two more. OK, perfect. All right. So this one is OK. You know, we all know South Park and we know Trey Parker is one of the founders of South Park. So this number allegedly goes straight to Trey Parker's voicemail.
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And apparently he has some pretty funny things to say. I guess it like changes and it's something different. Like he changes it when like, you know, you're changing your voicemail. So you can call at different times. Allegedly, he changes it through, you know, whenever I guess he feels like it. I don't know. So if you want to call Trey Parker directly and get his voicemail,
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It's seven one nine eight three eight four zero zero two. Oh, that's so weird. Like I wonder if they use it for anything, you know. I. Yeah, like do people leave messages? I feel like people would leave. Oh, 100 percent. They've got to leave messages. I wonder what kind of messages. I don't know. You know, who knows?
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The last one. Sure. And then I'll give you my last two. Okay, cool. So when you call this number, you send someone to this number. The it immediately starts playing. Never gonna give you. Oh, Rick. Rick rolled.
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Not only is the YouTube Rick Roll a thing, you can actually send someone to be Rick Rolled via a phone number. How great is that? That's my favorite one. Oh, my God. All right. Here's the phone number, guys. I know someone out there is going to use it. I just know it. So it's 248-434-5508. Boom. Oh, my God.
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I'm surprised nobody purchased eight six seven five three oh nine. Oh, yeah. Right. To play Jesse's girl. Yeah, that seems like an easy thing to do. I mean, other people figured it out. I mean, they did discontinue that number because so many people were getting prank calls. Oh, that makes sense. But I feel like they would open it back up for like a prank specific call a number.
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Maybe just on like April Fool's Day, they open it up. Oh, my God. OK, are you ready for my last two? Yes. OK, is it school board person or real life or cartoon Bart Simpson? Mike Roch. Um, cartoon. Ding, ding, ding.
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Cartoon or school board? Eileen Dover. I'm going to say school board. Ding, ding, ding. Oh my God, I only missed one. I was supposed to be perfect. So you have four, five, six, seven,
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eight spikes on your hair and one that accidentally got buzzed, well, accidentally got buzzed off when Lisa came at you with the clippers in retaliation. Oh, damn it.
Listener Thanks & Social Media Promo
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And the one that got buzzed off is right here over your eye. Yeah, like right over my left eye. Ooh, that looks pretty cool. Maybe, I don't know.
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I'm so close to being perfect. I'm so upset.
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So close. And for those of you don't know, which would be all of you except for Christina, our next episode, we are actually bringing on Johnny from the dough show. Because he is he has a Simpsons podcast. So that's why we did this episode this week. And we are really excited to have him on. He's super sweet and funny. And make sure you go give them a follow on Instagram and check out the podcast to
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