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Teens Say the Funniest Things & Ancient Graffiti
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Who's more likely to text their parents these ridiculous questions - Sara or Kristina? Play along with us and stick around for Kristina’s Roman Empire graffiti. Do you think we’ve always been the same throughout history or we’ve evolved? Listen and find out!
Shout out to @TheLeightonShow for inspiring this episode!
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Introducing 'Laughing with Gingers' and Episode Theme
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Hi. This is our podcast song. It isn't very long. Lennox looks like he took some chillpaws. Yeah, he really does. Oh my gosh. He is one with the mattress and the mattress is one with Lennox.
00:01:09
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Hello, everyone. Hello, and welcome to Laughing with Ginger's. The podcast where two feisty redheads with loud laughs share crazy stories, play games and spread silliness and joy. That little rogue lady over there, appropriate reference for my Star Wars comment a minute ago and also for this episode is my partner in crime on the Laughing with Ginger's podcast, Christina Curry.
00:01:38
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And that is Sarah Alopin, AKA Prankster Monk and my co-hosts of Laughing with Ginger's. I'm really excited to hear what you brought today because you said you went rogue and our topic is ridiculous things that teens text their parents.
Inspiration from Chip Leighton's Show
00:01:55
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Yeah. Yeah. I went rogue and I looked up graffiti specifically in the Roman times.
00:02:06
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You went rogue. I sidestepped and went rogue. And then turned left. Well, I brought ridiculous texts from teens. As the assignment was. Yes. And the game is, would Sarah or Christina have texted this to their parents? Oh, my God.
00:02:34
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Oh my god, that is hilarious. So before we dive in, I do want to give a shout out for the inspo for this episode. So this started because chip latent, I believe is the way you say it, it's possible it's beaten.
00:02:51
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started posting videos from hit like about his kids when they went to college and what they were texting him.
Roman Graffiti: Humorous Insights Through History
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And then all of these parents started sharing with him. And he started like creating like now he has the Leighton or Leighton show. And I just think it's hysterical. So that's where the inspo came shout out you all should go check that out the handles at the Leighton or Leighton show on Instagram. Very funny.
00:03:20
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All right, I love it. So I have, I have like 12. Oh my gosh, I have 15. But mine are fast, mine are fast, mine are fast, mine are fast, mine are fast too. Do you want to start or do you want me to start?
00:03:40
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Yeah, I could kick it off. All right, let's do it. All right, researchers recently discovered over a thousand inscriptions inside the tomb of Pharaoh Ramses VI and the Valley of the Kings.
00:03:55
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And many were Romans who actually visited the site 2000 years ago. So the ancient declarations sounded pretty familiar. Some of them were complaints and disappointments of tourists. So one person said, I visited and I did not like anything except the sarcophagus. And another person said, I cannot read these hieroglyphics.
00:04:19
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Oh, that's really funny. Oh, God, we've always been the same as a human. Like, honestly, yes, exactly. And then here's here's I'll give you one more because I have I have a whole bunch. All right. So the and here's how we're similar to declarations of love and boasts of sexual conquest are not just the domain of modern bathroom wall graffiti.
00:04:47
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Plenty of examples of such messages can be found in the ancient world. Erotic Graffiti recently identified on the Great Island document. So this is like 2,500 years old, by the way, between two men. Nika Stamos was here mounting Timona. Getting it on. And they're very much boasting about mounting each other. Oh, my God.
00:05:18
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That's amazing. That happened right here. We have not changed at all. That's a species.
Teen Texts Game: Comparing Generations
00:05:29
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No, no different. All right. I'll toss it over to you. Would Christina or Sarah text their parents this question? How often is annual?
00:05:51
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I definitely would probably text how often is biweekly. Bi-monthly. Or bi-monthly, that's what I mean, bi-monthly.
00:06:06
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I can't even get it right. Christina cannot get bi-monthly. I can't even get my question right. I love that you knew what I meant, though. That's the question I would ask. I think I would know annual, but bi-monthly, I'd be like, I don't get it. What about baby Christina?
00:06:36
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I feel like I got it. I feel like I would know it. I feel like you know that one. Okay. Okay. I mean, I feel like if it was between the two of us, it would be you. Yeah. Well, yeah, definitely. If it's between the two of us, I'd be like,
00:06:53
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I don't understand this biannually. What annually? I don't know biannually would would stump you for sure. Yeah. Yeah. Just as bi-monthly like biweekly. Yeah. It all doesn't make sense in my brain. Yeah. All right. It trips you up. All right. You want another one? Yeah. Yeah. Let's hear one. All right.
00:07:22
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What time is noon? I think that in my baby Christina days, I would have had to think about that for a second. Yeah, Christina and I are both bad with dates. Christina
00:07:46
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It still has to count the time on her fingers between the time zones that we live in. Listen, I add on my fingers too. I don't trust my brain to get it right. I think I would lose count if I was adding on my fingers. Oh, I lose it if I'm not adding on my fingers. Oh gosh. All right. You want to give me some more graffiti?
00:08:13
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so we can discover if we've changed at all as a speech. Yeah, here's another one. At the House of Mendera, someone wrote, Satoro was here on September 3rd.
00:08:28
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It's spelled W-A-S instead of W-U-Z, but still the same. Do you remember when we used to write that? Christina was here. Oh my God. Yes. Yes. The W-U-Z, where did that even come from? I don't know. I wonder what the, we should do an episode on entomology. Yeah. Wait, here's the history of words.
00:08:55
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Yeah. And why did we write was? There's got to be a reason. There's got to be. Yeah, there has to be. And there's a good reason why it didn't stick around. I feel like nobody writes that anymore. Yeah. Do the kids still write was, though, like W.A.S.? Like, do they still write? Christina was here.
00:09:23
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I don't know. I don't know. Do you guys know out there? Did kids still do that? I feel like yes, everyone in each generation has to do it because these people 3,000 years ago were writing it. Here's what else they wrote at the bar of ethicisthesis. I don't know. Those words are hard.
00:09:46
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Um, to the right of the door right as you walk in it wrote that someone wrote I screwed the barmaid. Not even the name of who screwed it screwed her just I screwed her. Oh, man, that that barmaid must have been very displeased with that.
00:10:09
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I know, like going back in and seeing it the next day at work. What the fuck? That's exactly right. It's still there. Oh, God. You want another one?
Discussion: Ancient vs. Modern Humor in Texts
00:10:28
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Mm hmm. All right. Would it be Sarah or Christina? And this is just more likely of who it would be. I realize that some of these we both would obviously know, but I think they clearly lean one way or the other. Yeah, yeah. Some of them it's possible we would both be equally or not equally as likely to ask this question as baby Christina and Sarah. Okay. Are we above or below sea level?
00:11:00
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Oh, God. Yeah, I would definitely be texting my dad that question. I don't know. Google has replaced texting my mom and dad because I definitely remember calling my mom all the time whenever a question would come up. It's like, oh, mom will know. Dad will know. Yeah. Or like if you still lived at home, you would just like you would send your little brother or my big brother would send me to go ask mom or dad.
00:11:28
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Mm hmm. Mm hmm. They should have named Google like Ask Mom and Dad. Oh, God. OK, what about do I have a surname? Oh, yeah. I would say that, too. I did not set these up. Oh, and they are not all your favorite.
00:11:57
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I think that's a nice way of putting it. Oh man, that's funny. I did not do this on purpose. It's starting to lean in my favor. That's okay though. The world is complicated and difficult for Christina.
00:12:23
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I almost just spit my water out. Oh god. Good sips are dangerous. Do you want one more and then we can throw it back over to you? Yeah, yeah, let's hear it. All right. Does the toilet run off electricity? Oh my god, does it?
00:12:48
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I have no idea. I would definitely call it my dad. I'm going to say no. I know I'm not legally obligated to answer these, but I feel I must. Current Christina would still text her dad.
00:13:17
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I'm taking notes and I'm Googling these things after we're done. Oh, my God. Oh, God. A bidet does. Oh, there you go. All right, here's another tavern one for you.
00:13:43
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These names, man, I don't think I could live in the Roman times because of the way I'm really not great at pronunciation. It's possible you wouldn't have known how to read, so maybe you would just be able to say them, or you would have really known to say them before learning to read. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's true. Lots of options. That's very accurate.
00:14:10
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So on the wall of a tavern called Veracundus, Restitua says, Restitua, take off your tunic please and show us your hairy privates. I like to say specified hairy.
00:14:26
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I know. Did they shave back then? I'm guessing no. Probably not. I feel like that's a new thing that started in the last 25 years. Also, I can't help but wonder if this person was a redhead. I know. That would have been funny if they said, show us your hairy ginger privates.
00:14:57
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It's just the old way of asking if the carpet matches the tree. Whoever made that up should be ashamed of themselves. Yeah, where did that start? Probably in the Roman times. Did they have drapes and carpet? Did they call them drapes and carpet?
00:15:26
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Although I guess you could just translate it. Maybe they would say tile and windows. Does the tile match the windows? Yeah. And who says drapes now that I said that? Who has drapes in their house? You have curtains. Oh, yeah. I don't know. I feel like actually we call them drapes in the south. That feels like a really rude question for Southerners to be asking.
00:15:55
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Yeah, yeah. I mean, not to stereotype or anything, but usually it's a little bit more hidden. The meanings of things are a little bit more, you know, given that we've done a lot of episodes on Southern slang and things, and that would fall into slang and Midwestern slang. And I just can't imagine the origins of bless your heart as F-U.
00:16:23
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Oh, it is a total F you. I mean, there are certain things we call drapes that it's just not the most common way. Drapes in our home either they pull, they have a drawstring or they don't close. Yeah, they're permanently open. Yeah, they're purely decorative.
00:16:52
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Whereas curtains open and close and you just like or what? Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Plus curtains and carpet is alliterative. So it seems like regardless whoever said it, fuck you. Bless your heart. I hope you lived a long and healthy life. Bless your heart.
00:17:20
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Also, who matches their curtains with their carpet? No one. That's a look. Yeah, that is a look. Do you want another text? Yeah, let's hear it.
00:17:45
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Would this be a baby Kristina or baby Sarah? And this means, you know, up until 30, probably. Up until yesterday. Yeah. Up until you thought about it in a public format and would now question the meaning of life and what we're even doing here. Where do I find pasta water in the supermarket?
00:18:12
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Oh my God. That's a good question. I think that's a you thing because I definitely have been cooking for a while and a lot longer. I don't cook. I can, but not well and I tend to panic and don't have time management skills in the kitchen.
00:18:36
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Also, when Felipe would send me to the store for like broccoli, Rob, I would be there for like two hours. He sent me for a watermelon radish one time.
00:18:56
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I cannot remember the difference between a beat and a radish. I know they're different. I don't know why I can't keep them straight. When I sit and think about it, I know, but it is very hard. So then I was at self checkout trying to pay for this one for like 30 minutes. I was that person.
00:19:24
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Also, my parents won't go grocery shopping for him anymore because he cannot handle his buttons. I hope he doesn't put positive water on that list. If he really wanted to mess with somebody, he could. That's a good joke. That's a good- It is. Put that in your pocket, Prankster Monk.
00:19:49
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Maybe I'll add that the next time my parents offer to go grocery shopping for us. Oh, God. All right. Here's another one, and then I'll throw it back to you. OK. What's it or why is it called mac and cheese? I get the cheese part, but where's the mac? That's a little Sarah. You would question that too.
00:20:16
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You would be that kid. I would. I absolutely would. Oh, God. All right. Well, here's a not sexual one.
00:20:31
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I mean, it is, but it's like a nice one. Actually, here, I'll go. I'll do another one. I'll do another one. So on the street of Mercury, on 6th Street of Mercury, it is said that somebody inscripted this graffiti. Publius Comicus Restituus stood here with his brother.
00:20:53
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Do you think they're just standing there bored like waiting for their other brother or something? And they're like, let's just leave a note.
Inappropriate Roman Graffiti: Implications and Humor
00:21:03
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Is this a situation where your parents take you to like the museum and you are done like two hours before that?
00:21:14
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Yeah. Oh, yeah, I bet you this is teens and they're bored AF and they're like over it. The sarcophagus was better. I can't read these hieroglyphic. I can't even say the word. Oh, God. Let's just write some graffiti right here. Oh, man.
00:21:38
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All right, so in the barracks of the gladiator barracks, someone wrote, Celadus, the Thracian gladiator is the delight of all the girls. I don't know if they wrote it themselves or like a girl wrote it. I'm like,
00:22:00
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What's that about? Or if it was someone writing it to make fun of them. Oh, yeah. Well, on that note, let me give you one more. There's a bar and brothel and written on the wall. It says, weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity.
00:22:29
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Weep you girls. Oh, my God. I like how he's saying not him giving up girls. It's his penis has given up on you. Look, it's not my fault. Yeah. I don't know what to tell you. Yeah. He has his own brain. It makes me think of like like a bloodhound.
00:22:55
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What? Like why? Like I don't know. I'm imagining like a cartoon of like the penis like not being like being like man. Like when they're trying to find the water with the like stick, the penis is like you're a girl. Goodbye. Or like the magnet.
00:23:23
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Like an old magnet in Wile E. Coyote. I realized that I accidentally organized these a little bit, but here's my next one. What are mashed potatoes made of? I think this is a Sarah one again. Go to the store and get some mash, although you can buy a box of mashed potatoes now.
00:23:51
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That's true. It's possible, in theory, whoever is asking this question would have only ever seen boxed mashed potatoes or the Betty Crocker, Bob Evans? What is the one that comes in a tub? Oh, I mean, Kroger brand? I guess maybe there are a lot of them that come in tubs.
00:24:18
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Yeah, like any Vons, Rouse, like any grocery store has like the tub of it. You know, I have only eaten those at my parents' house and my mom used to not only do that, but she would put butter on top of it. And those things are like 50% butter. Yeah. She didn't start that until after I moved out of the house. And I was just like, this is...
00:24:47
Speaker
How hard is that waiting to happen? Like, I can't do it. You're like, I'm out, I'm out. Yeah. Meanwhile, she beat my personal chef, Rice's Potatoes.
00:25:02
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Oh, that's a good one. Go get us a rice potatoes. Oh, my God. That is a good one. I would trip you up. Yeah. Yeah. Honestly. Oh, my God. He asked me for Jasmine Rice and I couldn't find that at the grocery store. And recently my mom came here and this was when we first started dating. Like this is before we lived together. So like 2007, 2008. So it's been a long time.
00:25:29
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so but my mom recently came here and she was like yeah we bought jasmine rice and then we were like you know what we aren't interested in flavored rice so we gave it to the neighbor and i was like
00:25:43
Speaker
What rice did they buy? Did they not taste it and realize it wasn't flavored? Oh my god. They thought it was like it came. There's different meanings for bless your heart. That's the other meaning for bless your heart. That's the oh you poor thing. You try so hard and you still fail.
00:26:08
Speaker
I mean, jasmine rice sounds good. I mean, it does have a vague aroma. That's one of the reasons you eat it with a lot of Asian and Indian food is because it has an aroma that wakes up your palate for specific spiced levels and things.
00:26:29
Speaker
It sounds like I know what I'm talking about, and I do, but literally only because I am married to who I'm married to. Otherwise, I would have no idea. I would just be like, I don't know if it has a flavor. But my parents couldn't get over that they thought that it was like a rice pilaf or something where it comes with a flavor. Like it was like jasmine tea. I'd eat it.
00:26:57
Speaker
It sounds good. I mean, it is good. Yeah, it is good. And in theory, theoretical Jasmine Rice sounds good, too. Yeah, yeah. OK, I have three more.
00:27:11
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Okay. I have like four, five more. So I can give you a few. I can throw, I can throw, throw some at you. Okay. All right. At the house of Satharis, it says. You choose the worst things for you. Set yourself up for failure so hard. If I don't know how to say it, you know I skip it, right?
00:27:41
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Let me just tell you, I have skipped some stuff, but still, I can't skip everything. Oh, bless your heart. Oh, Lord, have mercy. Okay. It was written on the walls in this house.
00:28:07
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I don't even know if it means actual house or it means like a house, like a restaurant or a tavern. I don't know, because they capitalize the word house. So it's like, what does that mean? But anyway, that's for another, that's for another episode. Wait, I already forgot what it was. The first one. Doesn't matter. You have to say it again. I don't even know.
00:28:35
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What are we even doing here? What? What are we? What am I saying? OK. Amplicatus, that's the name. I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this. That's the whole thing. So they're saying, I know this person's bugging you. And just so you know, I wrote this. It's like they left a note for someone I don't I don't understand.
00:29:05
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Were they calling that person out? Were they toddling on them to that other person? Yeah, 100%. Let me replace it with normal names or normal to us, but don't sound weird. Current. Yes, there you go. Modern. Modern. But I can pronounce.
00:29:29
Speaker
All right, so it'll say like, Barbara, I know that Jimmy is bugging you. Christina wrote this. How Barbara was your modern name? I know. Where did I get Barbara from? Oh, God. Whose name does Barbara? Oh, man. All right. You want me to do my last three and then you can do your last three?
00:29:57
Speaker
Yeah, that works for me. All right. How do I get clothes out of the dryer? Do I just reach in there as in the wrong there with my hands? Oh, no. Can you imagine if you were the mom of that text?
Personal Stories: Grocery Shopping and Text Mishaps
00:30:22
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No, I'd be like, I, I failed this child. I don't think it was me. I was my mom made me do laundry like at a very young age. She's like, you are going to know how to do your laundry. Yeah. So actually, I don't know if you remember this, I told you and producer Liz, this when we were in Nashville, in, I don't know, what was it 2021?
00:30:50
Speaker
my mom used to ruin all of my laundry. So I started doing it at a very young age too. She did everything on the hottest setting and then she put everything through the dryer on the hottest setting. And it would just ruin so much stuff like pilling and like shrinking and everything. And like I got a job when I was 11 and was like buying my own things. So, um, which was kind of normal when
00:31:17
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in our dumb age group to get a job when you were 11 and pay for your stuff. But yeah, so I would not let my mom do my laundry because she would wreck everything. So I think that one is neither of us. Yeah, I think so too.
00:31:37
Speaker
Oh, man. I have a quick story about Inora, my niece, who's Liz, producer Liz's daughter. My mom was visiting and they were sitting there visiting chit-chatting. Inora came out, she's seven years old, I think at the time, came out with her little basket full of dirty clothes and was like, I'm out of clothes, mom.
00:32:02
Speaker
like total teenager vibes. And Liz is like, oh, OK, I guess it's time to do laundry then. But she didn't get up. I think it's time that Inora starts to learn how to do laundry. You know, Liz said she's terrible at doing laundry and that's how that conversation came up. And she was like, Inora is never going to forgive me for ruining her story.
00:32:31
Speaker
Yeah, or just forgetting to clean her laundry. I'm out of clothes, Mom. Oh, God. She's tall enough to get a little step stool and do her own laundry. I don't even think, yeah, actually, she would need a step stool because it's like a top loading washer, but they have a side dryer she can reach. Totally fine. She can do it.
00:32:54
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Yeah, I mean, she can at least throw the stuff in, but then she'll need the steps to get it out. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Oh, man. Okay. What are the nose holes called? I think little Christina would have had a brain fart on that one.
00:33:19
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I agree. I was thinking it was you as well. Yeah. Because I feel like it would just, it would be something that you'd be like, oh, duh, as soon as you asked it. Thank God. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Short circuit. All right. Here's my last one.
00:33:40
Speaker
I cannot win this. Little Christina has officially won no matter what. But what is my emergency contact number? 911? It's for literal emergencies.
00:33:55
Speaker
I mean, that's a good point. I feel like my parents instilled so much safety in me. I still have them down, I think, as my emergency contact. Really? Your parents? Yeah, I'm trying to think. I might have them on a lot of it. Maybe I've switched it over to Angie, but if it's not on top of mine, it's probably just my parents on there.
00:34:25
Speaker
Oh, that's funny. I, so my emergency contact, I always wanted to be somebody that could come and get me like physically lived close enough to help. Yeah, so I would have probably made it your brother and Liz. If it was me. Yeah, I didn't think about that. I think I was just like my mom and dad.
00:34:52
Speaker
I mean, it makes sense and honestly, usually your emergency contact is being updated and then they can rally whoever needs to go get you or whatever. But yeah, I always wanted mine to be close. I think that the reason that this would be me is because it's for literal emergencies. It would be like me trying to- Oh, you would be so literal about it.
00:35:20
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You would argue that point and be like, well, it is an emergency. Like, who do I want to make decisions for me in an emergency? The emergency professionals, of course. 911, they know what's up. It's accurate. It's a very valid argument. I mean, an EMT is probably going to make a better decision for me than my brother.
00:35:45
Speaker
Mm hmm. He would probably have had to call my parents to ask my parents what to do for me.
Ancient Roman Toilet Humor
00:35:51
Speaker
Oh, God. Yeah. The least amount of telephone that can happen in an emergency, the better. Yeah, that's absolutely accurate. Yeah. Mine is Philippe. Mm hmm. That makes sense. Yeah. But I don't know if he probably wasn't until we got engaged or married. Mm hmm. I would imagine.
00:36:16
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. All right. I'm going to throw it back over to the Roman graffiti times. Do it. Let's do it. OK, this was written on the wall on a gate. I'm not going to say the name. Deficator, may everything turn out OK so that you can leave this place?
00:36:40
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Oh no. It's bad. That's not good when you have that written about you. No. I wonder if they left. Oh no. That is a very southern way of saying stop pooping on my property. Yeah. Like I hope everything's okay but like leave.
00:37:09
Speaker
All right, here's another one. Theophilos. Theophilos. I'm trying to say it naturally. Theophilos. Don't perform oral sex on girls against the wall like a dog. What?
00:37:32
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That means multiple girls in the same location. Theo Phyllis is an animal. Literally. Literally.
00:37:50
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Oh my God. It's so weird that they survived this long. Oh my God. Okay. Two more. Floronius, privileged soldier of the seventh legion was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know too few for such a stallion. I feel like he wrote that about himself. A hundred percent.
00:38:16
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It was in the gladiator barracks. I feel like he was like, oh shit, I'm going to die. Let me write this. I'm remembered as a stallion. And then finally, this was written on a wall to the one defecating here. Beware of the curse. If you look down on this curse, may you have an angry Jupiter for an enemy.
00:38:43
Speaker
Jupiter is Zeus in Roman Apology. Boom. Knowledge drop. You're going to have an angry Zeus on your hands, Mr. Stop shitting here. There must have been a lot of public pooping. Yeah. I mean, that makes sense.
00:39:08
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When did we get private toilets or public toilets, for that matter? Porta-potties. If you had a part of your property that would have been vaguely private where someone could go and poop and be out of the public eye, then you probably had a lot of poopers. Oh, God.
00:39:38
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When you gotta go, you gotta go. Oh, man. Yeah, thank you. I'm happy to be in these times. That is, yeah, a lot of pooping on private property. I know. Yeah, I don't. And angry about it, which I get.
Conclusion and Listener Engagement
00:40:01
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I understand that. Yeah.
00:40:04
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Well, thank you everyone out there for joining us on this rendition of, I mean, I feel like a lot of the people that wrote on the walls are teens, like no 40 year old is scratching in the wall how they're a stallion. So that's my common thread there. I mean, maybe like a 20 something.
00:40:30
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I would also say the defecation scratches is probably from adults because that's who gets mad about poop. It's not. That's true. They're graffitiing their own wall. Yeah. We are so happy to have you listening to our silly podcast. And if you like the show, give us a follow rate and review on your preferred podcast platform.
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