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Doco and Scoli on a 2 man this week on the pod. We open up talking about content creation and Scoli dragging his feet in certain areas. What are the downsides of being a content creator? We definitely would like all creators to share their thoughts on this in the comments. Scoli ask whats your current lane of content to enjoy? Grwm? Bodycam police footage? Mukbangs? Doco And Scoli unpack control issues. How often are you the active driver? What are the requirements for you to give up that kind of control? Doco delves into Scoli and his random questions that may or may not be for the plot. Whats worse a man sending ya queen money or giving ya queen a forehead kiss? Scoli wants to know why you can't send ya Queen to the flower man. Is Scoli an opportunist? We talk about what pissed us off this week and what projects we have on the horizon. This was a freestyle pod but it felt really good and the convo was definitely substantive.
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Content Creation Approaches
00:00:01
Doco
Yeah, I don't know, bro.
00:00:01
TWIYpod
about to say You about to say something crazy. Five years.
00:00:03
Doco
No, I'm not. I'm not, to be honest. um I think that you've been, first of all, you've been part of the world is yours longer than you've been part with us, right? So um those two content pieces don't have to be similar. They don't have to look the same to me.
00:00:28
Doco
Like, the structure of them don't have to be the same. You what mean? Like, um, just because we're doing YouTube, that don't mean you'd be wrong if you weren't doing YouTube for your other one.
Anonymity vs. Public Persona
00:00:40
TWIYpod
I should have been doing YouTube. too
00:00:43
Doco
Nah, I won't disagree with that.
00:00:43
TWIYpod
I should have.
00:00:45
Doco
Mm-hmm.
00:00:45
TWIYpod
Like, I was dragging my feet on it. I was really dragging my feet on it. And I got in my own way because drug dealer mystique. Right. So I want to keep this fucking faceless production going. But I'm like, once you hit a wall with your listenership, you got to be like, all right, well, what do you do to get more listeners?
00:01:07
TWIYpod
You got to go visual.
00:01:09
Doco
Yeah, but there's a certain level anonymity you lose, like you said, drug dealer mystique, once you put a face to it, right? So are you prepared in your real life for those potential risks that might come with just fucking talking shit for for a couple hours a week?
00:01:28
TWIYpod
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm prepared for that. And at worst, well, at best, it's just niggas roasting you online because they don't like your points. Like niggas don't like the the your stance on topics.
00:01:42
TWIYpod
Now they have a face that they can roast. Before it was just, I ain't listening to this shit.
00:01:45
Doco
Yeah, but...
00:01:48
TWIYpod
And nobody knows that you don't like what you heard. But now that you got a face to put to it, now you can drop a comment on YouTube. Yo, shut the fuck up, yo ugly ass nigga.
00:01:59
Doco
yeah
00:01:59
TWIYpod
Yo, yo bald head ass nigga. Shut that bald head nigga up. Nobody want to hear from that bald head nigga at a time like this.
00:02:05
Doco
Bluetooth disconnected. That's best case scenario, though.
00:02:09
TWIYpod
I'm good with it either way. I just...
00:02:11
Doco
Cause worst case scenarios, somebody try to find where you work. You know what I mean? Or somebody, um, you might say something in jest that's fucking funny regarding women and the context around it is this was fucking 10 years ago, but somebody might try to slide and find your girls, uh, you know, socials or, you know what mean?
00:02:32
Doco
There's certain ramifications, like for example, our brother Lace, who's not here with us today. Um, then they ain't dead for the record. He just moving.
00:02:40
TWIYpod
you had You said it like that, and I was just like, we're going to get mad. We're going to get mad thoughts and prayers for Lace anyway. We're going to get mad thoughts and prayers for my God.
00:02:51
Doco
I mean, we need thoughts and prayers anyways, because as I'm saying, Lace, lately, i don't know if I'm allowed to share this or whatever, has been getting shit in his personal life for some of the things we've been saying on the podcast, right?
00:03:00
TWIYpod
And I can't edit it out, so yeah.
00:03:05
TWIYpod
Geeked.
00:03:05
Doco
So... I was talking to my old lady yesterday and I was like, we either going to get Lace who doubles down or Lace is going be more quiet than he already is. yeah it's It's going to be me and fucking rocking out, bro.
00:03:22
Doco
But that's just an example of like real life.
00:03:23
TWIYpod
But I think that i think but that's not an expectation when it comes down to this.
00:03:25
Doco
You know what I mean?
00:03:31
Doco
What's not an expectation?
00:03:31
TWIYpod
like Like people in your real life that are listening or tuning in or supporting you, that's an expectation that somebody's going to step to your business about what you say.
00:03:39
Doco
Yeah.
00:03:44
TWIYpod
Like yet your queen's a content creator. Her family don't come to her and be like, yo, some of these takes.
Family Reactions to Content Creation
00:03:53
TWIYpod
wild takes like that's not a conversation at thanksgiving dinner because is it because they're like-minded or is it because that's just not a topic of conversation because generations generational barriers
00:03:57
Doco
um
00:04:08
Doco
No, I think it's um situational because she's always been the rebel of the family, right?
00:04:17
Doco
So that's just in her character to them.
00:04:20
TWIYpod
So they just expect it at this point.
00:04:20
Doco
You know what i mean?
00:04:22
TWIYpod
They're just like, oh yeah, that's that's part of course.
00:04:22
Doco
Not expected. It's just like, oh, that's just Jess. Like, you know what I mean? Like, now we will get the occasional, well, I, because that ain't my content. But she will get the occasional, I saw your TikTok the other day, yo, that was crazy. You know what i mean? Or like, but it's never like a, you shouldn't say that, you're embarrassing the family, you're, nah, bro.
00:04:45
TWIYpod
i've got I've got mine already. I got mine already. So mine.
00:04:49
Doco
Mm-hmm.
00:04:50
TWIYpod
So now I'm just like, right, I'll clean it up. That bothers like if some sectors of my family say, oh, it kind of is fucked up when you talk about Big Gerald on the pod.
00:05:03
TWIYpod
All right, cool. we We don't talk about Big Gerald on the pod in that light anymore.
00:05:04
Doco
No,
00:05:08
TWIYpod
But at the same time, like, niggas know what's up with me. Like when we kicking it. Niggas are saying, like, I feel like this is going to be content. I feel like you're making content right now.
00:05:20
TWIYpod
And sometimes sometimes I am, and sometimes, like, boom, I'm in Sam's Club with the homie.
00:05:20
Doco
that's crazy.
00:05:26
Doco
Mm-hmm.
00:05:28
TWIYpod
We're geeking out. I'm at the register doing some shit, were getting some pizza or whatever, and we're talking, and the guy said, I look like Uncle Phil.
00:05:39
TWIYpod
Hilarious. We all laughed.
00:05:41
Doco
I mean, he's not wrong.
00:05:43
TWIYpod
no no No, I get it. got it honest. Uncle uncle Phil, Suge Knight, whatever.
00:05:45
Doco
Not wrong.
00:05:52
Doco
I'm here, bro. I'm getting my lighter, man. My lighter fell.
00:05:55
TWIYpod
ah So the guy says, I look like Uncle Phil. And we geek out. We have a ah fun moment about it with the guy at the register. And we're carrying on. And then he says, are you guys shooting a podcast right now?
Finding Inspiration in Everyday Life
00:06:10
TWIYpod
No.
00:06:10
Doco
Wait, in Sam's Club?
00:06:12
TWIYpod
Yeah, the guy at the register was just like, you got shoot a podcast right now? was like, no. We just geeking out, having a good time. But boom, when I got back to the crib, I turned that into content.
00:06:23
TWIYpod
When I went to Best Buy and I had to deal with the autistic guy in the section, and he told me, I asked him where so where I could find some shit, and he said it was cattywampus.
00:06:24
Doco
Hell yeah.
00:06:35
TWIYpod
And I was like, cattywampus? What the fuck is that?
00:06:37
Doco
Never heard of that. Never heard of that.
00:06:39
TWIYpod
It's diagonal. It means diagonal.
00:06:44
Doco
That's some super nerdy shit.
00:06:46
TWIYpod
Son said that shit. I found it. I came back to him and I was like, yo, yeah you on the specky?
00:06:54
Doco
ah
00:06:56
TWIYpod
You on the specky?
00:06:56
Doco
You stupid, bro. No, you didn't.
00:06:57
TWIYpod
You on the specky? Yeah, I did.
00:06:58
Doco
No, you didn't, bro.
00:06:59
TWIYpod
had a whole conversation with him about his life.
00:07:01
Doco
Did you introduce yourself to him?
00:07:03
TWIYpod
Yeah, always. Because I'm like that in public. I'm like that in public. I'm going to have conversations with strangers. Like, that's my bag. And, like, sometimes people feel like, especially when I'm wearing my glasses, are those men of glasses?
00:07:18
TWIYpod
Are those? Am I? Are you recording this? No.
00:07:20
Doco
Do you wear meta glasses?
00:07:20
TWIYpod
these Nah, but I'm getting some.
00:07:23
Doco
Nah, please don't.
00:07:24
TWIYpod
um I'm getting some.
00:07:25
Doco
You a freak bull if you get meta glasses, bro.
00:07:27
TWIYpod
the The world deserves me to have meta glasses so people can see shit how I be seeing shit. I think that at the level of content I'm going to make when I get them is going to be so fucking crazy because I've always wanted to not be the face of some shit.
00:07:38
Doco
That might be fire, actually.
00:07:43
TWIYpod
So for me to just throw the glasses on, record me interacting with people and then throwing that shit up somewhere, it takes all the pressure off of me getting in my own way.
00:07:45
Doco
What
00:07:54
Doco
what are you going be doing? like Showing us working out? like Showing us what you eat every day? um
00:08:00
TWIYpod
Yo, what the fuck?
00:08:01
Doco
going to be going to the mall? What going to be doing? What are going be doing?
00:08:04
TWIYpod
Yo, what's up with Sonny working out? No, I'm not just showing niggas workout content. And then the last time we brought this up, I sounded like a real fucking hater in the playback.
00:08:13
Doco
who
00:08:17
TWIYpod
I sounded like a real hater. I was like, yo, I'm not making content.
00:08:18
Doco
Yeah.
00:08:21
TWIYpod
I'm not doing this. I'm not doing this. And I was like, you sound like a real fucking hater.
00:08:23
Doco
Yeah. Bro, you are a get ready with me, brother. Like...
00:08:28
TWIYpod
Nah, I'm going to get ready with me, bro. Nah, nah, nah. I've been called some bad things in life.
00:08:34
Doco
You are a get ready with me.
00:08:34
TWIYpod
a get ready with me, bro.
00:08:36
Doco
100%, bro. Because here's the thing.
00:08:38
TWIYpod
I can't dress. I can't dress.
00:08:40
Doco
Yeah, so you might as well use the content to get tips.
Fashion and Personal Style
00:08:44
Doco
People will be like, yeah, bro, people in the comments.
00:08:44
TWIYpod
On how to dress.
00:08:47
Doco
Now, you obviously get killed for not being a dress. But people would be like, yo, go get so-and-such-and-such-and-such sweater from here. You know, put lay it with that. Like, but I'm not gonna lie. Sometimes the TikTok or whatever comments be assholes.
00:09:01
Doco
But then if you actually cycle through, them shits do be helpful. Like,
00:09:05
TWIYpod
Mad helpful.
00:09:05
Doco
i saw there I saw one where like this lady was struggling with like a like a semi-formal you know i mean outfit that she was trying to put together.
00:09:16
Doco
and ah Somebody like in the comments was like, fold it or some shit and tie to it around. Completely different outfit, bro. Completely different person. like I believe you know some share some shit is useful.
00:09:28
TWIYpod
So is that your lane of content? Is that your like favorite lane of content to get rid of with me shit? Because I'm not into fashion enough to watch niggas get dressed.
00:09:35
Doco
yeah where I watch fashion content like I'm going to put this shit on one day, but I never.
00:09:42
TWIYpod
Yeah, i I stick with my...
00:09:42
Doco
I dress like a gym teacher.
00:09:44
TWIYpod
I stick with... I'm a dad thought. I dress like a dad, like a father thought.
00:09:48
Doco
All right.
00:09:51
Doco
What does that mean?
00:09:51
TWIYpod
It sweats... It's sweats. It's t-shirts.
00:09:53
Doco
because
00:09:54
TWIYpod
I got a Wu-Tang t-shirt on today. Like it's, it's sweats.
00:09:56
Doco
T-shirts.
00:09:58
TWIYpod
It's t-shirts. It's a fitted. And that's it. Like, I'm just getting into sunglasses. Like within the last like two or three years, I'm just getting into sunglasses.
00:10:05
Doco
Which is weird. ah so weird. But you got to, like, acquire face, so that makes sense.
00:10:12
TWIYpod
and No, I need sunglasses because you got to hide the lazy eye.
00:10:14
Doco
Yeah, your facial structure is, like, you know.
00:10:17
TWIYpod
You got to hide the lazy eye.
00:10:18
Doco
I got lazy eye, too. That's why i had glasses on last part. My eyes were crazy. like I couldn't do it.
00:10:24
TWIYpod
That's what I'm saying. And sunglasses, like I should have been got sunglasses, but I need somebody with me when I make these type of purchases because I don't have a sense of style, bro.
00:10:25
Doco
Couldn't do it.
00:10:30
Doco
No.
00:10:32
TWIYpod
Nah.
00:10:33
Doco
Bro, you just go to fucking Marshalls or TJ Maxx, nigga, and spin the thing. Pick out a couple pairs. Put them shits on. Always go with a black pair. Reflectors.
00:10:45
Doco
Yeah, i mean, little polarized lens. Follow of the day, bro.
00:10:48
TWIYpod
Nah. I picked out a pair of Maui gyms once and I wore them shits until I...
00:10:54
Doco
See, what is that? i don't even know what that is.
00:10:55
TWIYpod
It's a style of of sunglasses, Maui gyms. They're they're kind of expensive, but they're they're the white brand of sunglasses. They're like Oakley's.
00:11:03
Doco
Label her.
00:11:04
TWIYpod
They're like Oakley's. So I buy a pair. I like
00:11:07
Doco
The MAGA glass.
00:11:09
TWIYpod
They're mega glasses. I look like a state trooper. Somebody told me I look like a state trooper with them on. And I was like, fuck you mean I look like a state trooper? And they say, you look like license, registration, proof of insurance.
00:11:17
Doco
That's funny.
00:11:21
TWIYpod
Like, you look like you look like that shit bag with those glasses on.
00:11:22
Doco
ah
00:11:25
TWIYpod
Never wear those glasses in the hood.
00:11:26
Doco
that's funny
00:11:27
TWIYpod
And I just wear them on vacation when I'm doing shit like jet skiing because they got the polarized lens and they're sporty, so I knew they were tough. ah But, like, then I got the the Tony Stark suit.
00:11:38
Doco
Sporty.
00:11:40
TWIYpod
Hey, you didn't need some sporty shit. You can't wear no fashion glasses when you're trying to do.
00:11:43
Doco
Bro, just get a pair of Ray-Bans and call it a day. like Just get a pair Ray-Bans call it a day if you want to get a branded glasses.
00:11:50
TWIYpod
um I'm getting the ASAP Rocky joints.
00:11:55
Doco
What? What? ASAP Rocky Joints.
00:11:58
TWIYpod
The belly joints, the joints where him and Nas redid the scene in Belly. On the commercial, him and Nas redid a scene from Belly where where Nas was in the in the diner with Tommy Bunz.
00:12:03
Doco
Keep talking. Keep talking.
00:12:11
TWIYpod
And Tommy had just became Muslim shit. So they met and they sat down and they talked. And they both had on a dope-ass pair of frames. Niggas call them the fucking, I got court tomorrow frames. Like, those are the frames niggas wear to court.
00:12:24
TWIYpod
Or, you know, when they get out of jail and they a different nigga and they trying to be super smart. yeah
00:12:31
Doco
Nigga, the Aristas? We all, I mean, yeah. Okay.
00:12:34
TWIYpod
I'm getting those. I'm getting those.
00:12:35
Doco
Bro, just get a classic pair of Ray-Bans. I can see you wearing some buffs.
00:12:40
TWIYpod
I got this.
00:12:40
Doco
You know?
00:12:40
TWIYpod
I got the Tony Starks. Those are my game changers.
00:12:44
Doco
are the Tonys? You want to be a white man so bad, bro.
00:12:48
TWIYpod
I do, bro. I do.
00:12:49
Doco
That's sick.
00:12:52
TWIYpod
I do.
00:12:52
Doco
That's sick, bro.
00:12:53
TWIYpod
It's crazy. My whole life. I said, I don't want to be nothing but black, but I have white man's fashion sense.
00:12:58
Doco
You do a lot of white shit.
00:12:58
TWIYpod
It's crazy.
00:13:01
TWIYpod
I mean, I grew up in different areas. I didn't just grow up in black populated areas. I'm a military kid, so I've been all over.
00:13:10
Doco
Oh, spill the trauma. That's okay.
00:13:11
TWIYpod
That's why I like Hall of Notes.
00:13:12
Doco
Come on.
00:13:13
TWIYpod
You don't know too many niggas out here liking Hall of Notes.
00:13:14
Doco
Come on.
00:13:17
Doco
I do.
00:13:18
TWIYpod
not Not black people.
00:13:20
Doco
What if fools believe, nigga?
00:13:22
TWIYpod
That's not even Hall of Notes, bro.
00:13:24
Doco
Oh, who is that?
00:13:24
TWIYpod
That's what I'm saying. You're being disrespectful. That's Michael McDonald.
00:13:26
Doco
Who is that?
00:13:27
TWIYpod
That's the Doobie Brothers.
00:13:28
Doco
Okay.
00:13:29
TWIYpod
That's the Doobie Brothers. You're being disrespectful.
00:13:32
Doco
Okay.
00:13:32
TWIYpod
That's Blue Eyes Soul.
00:13:32
Doco
Okay.
00:13:33
TWIYpod
That's Blue Eyes Soul, by the That's Blue Eyes Soul.
00:13:34
Doco
My My bad. I before I go any further, are you going to introduce us?
00:13:38
TWIYpod
Oh, yeah. well Well, you know I am. I'm Scully. That's Doko.
00:13:44
Doco
The quiet nigga is Lace. Whatever you into? Hey,
00:13:49
TWIYpod
Yeah, I ain't even sending my nigga an invite today. I feel terrible.
00:13:53
Doco
I'm going to tell you one thing, though. Inflation? No, he didn't. ah He was a part of today.
00:13:58
TWIYpod
Oh, no, today's not the day where we send him an invite. He might pop in. He might pop out. Okay.
00:14:04
Doco
He ain't coming today. And with the... ah But how we doing shit? He can't just come in, pop in and pop out. We wouldn't be able to get his shit properly.
00:14:12
TWIYpod
No, we might be able to. He just had to keep the shit up. Who knows? But my lane of content, bro, my lane of content recently, because it changes. My lane of content today is police stops.
00:14:28
Doco
What?
00:14:29
TWIYpod
I don't know why police stops and
00:14:32
Doco
Hey, I've been watching them shits. The First Amendment auditors.
00:14:35
TWIYpod
yeah, body, body, body cam footage is my bag, bro.
00:14:39
Doco
You sick nigga, bro.
00:14:40
TWIYpod
I'm, I'm watching all the body cam footage and everybody who's an internet lawyer, you can't do this. You're not allowed to do this because I'm, uh, I know my rights.
00:14:52
TWIYpod
And it's like, bro, you actually don't know your rights. you're You're actually wrong.
00:14:55
Doco
They be right a lot, though.
00:14:57
TWIYpod
Sometimes. Sometimes they be right, but...
00:14:59
Doco
But it's like, I think it's like, nigga, you can't do that where I live. It's state to state, motherfucker.
00:15:05
TWIYpod
True. True.
00:15:07
Doco
You might be able to do that where you live.
00:15:07
TWIYpod
They have PC. PC is a motherfucker. mo I still see people on the body cam footage getting pulled over. Niggas say it smell like weed. We got search the car. And I'm like, mm-hmm. You ain't in Virginia.
00:15:19
TWIYpod
That's what I know. I know you're not in Virginia because, look, my car's smiling like weed.
00:15:20
Doco
Facts. Facts.
00:15:23
TWIYpod
It's no longer probable cause. As of July 1st, 2024, it's no longer probable cause.
00:15:25
Doco
Not at all.
00:15:31
TWIYpod
Why do I know that? Why is that so important? Because...
00:15:35
Doco
My car be smelling like weed.
00:15:37
TWIYpod
And sometimes I'm not riding with you. You know what I'm saying? Like, sometimes I just know the type of driver you are.
00:15:40
Doco
ah
00:15:45
TWIYpod
and I say to myself, self... Is it worth it? Like, is today the day where this nigga drives seven over the speed limit, his car smelling the way it smells? Are we feeling lucky today?
00:15:59
Doco
How often do you ride passenger?
00:16:02
TWIYpod
It's rare.
00:16:04
Doco
Like.
00:16:04
TWIYpod
I enjoy it, but it's rare. Out of 100% of the time on the road, less than 15.
00:16:07
Doco
Like, like 9%.
00:16:14
Doco
It's like 9%, bro. I would say, like, out of...
00:16:15
TWIYpod
i hate I hate the way you niggas drive.
00:16:19
Doco
Bro, I just... I'm used to driving, bro. Like, I'm used to driving. I don't like the way motherfuckers drive. We got control issues. That's why we get along, nigga.
00:16:29
Doco
But...
00:16:31
TWIYpod
No, that's a fact. That's a fact.
00:16:33
Doco
I...
00:16:35
TWIYpod
That's a fact.
00:16:35
Doco
I don't like the way niggas drive. I don't like the route you take. yeah
00:16:40
TWIYpod
I'm not even impressed about the route. The whole time you're driving, all I'm thinking about is Yo, what if I wanted to go home?
00:16:47
Doco
Yes, bro!
00:16:47
TWIYpod
like Like right now, what if I wanted to go home?
00:16:49
Doco
I'm stuck in this motherfucker!
00:16:52
TWIYpod
I'm a used hostage.
00:16:54
Doco
Bro.
00:16:55
TWIYpod
I'm a used hostage.
00:17:00
Doco
Yo, bro, because here's the thing. like When you go somewhere, right? Do you kind of like premeditate the exit? Or do you like, or, you know, how however the night goes, we you know we'll find the exit point.
00:17:10
TWIYpod
kind person Yeah.
00:17:16
Doco
Or like, what...
00:17:17
TWIYpod
It's all barring my social battery. My social battery is going to control or dictate the situation.
00:17:22
Doco
But does your social battery depend on the section of the the sector of people? Like... You got more of a social battery for your homeboys than you do ah a word party.
00:17:40
TWIYpod
Work party's an obligation. So my social battery doesn't matter at a work party, which sucks.
00:17:46
Doco
What?
00:17:47
TWIYpod
Nah, work parties and obligations. So my social battery don't matter.
00:17:52
Doco
I'm so glad I'm self-employed, bro.
00:17:54
TWIYpod
I got to fucking pump myself.
00:17:56
Doco
ah Obligation.
00:17:57
TWIYpod
Listen, I got a I got to, got to address the the work party differently than a social function.
00:17:58
Doco
Whatever you into, you go do that. You go do...
00:18:06
TWIYpod
Like the work party, I got to take a good nap. I got to be in my best set of mind. Like I got to be in a good place.
00:18:13
Doco
Why?
00:18:14
TWIYpod
So I can be my best self at the work party because yeah, it is.
00:18:17
Doco
It's after-hours function.
00:18:21
TWIYpod
But niggas, but niggas never forget who wasn't there, who left early, who wasn't their best self, who was standing off in the corner, who was just talking to one person all night long.
00:18:21
Doco
That's what you're supposed to let loose. That's not what you're supposed to perform.
00:18:35
TWIYpod
Like niggas never forget.
00:18:35
Doco
niggas got them scat packs out in your neighborhood scully got money i heard that well fuck go good
00:18:36
TWIYpod
that You heard it. You heard You heard it. tax isn in rose taxings you village fraud that's our tax season, folks.
00:18:45
Doco
that's a rental it's just a rental so okay so you think that do you do you think those details are important because that's something you used to once pay attention to
00:18:46
TWIYpod
for these folks. They just wildin'. um But the work function, like, niggas never forget the shit that you don't even think is important. Like, if you don't...
00:19:00
TWIYpod
I never pay attention to it. I never pay attention to it at a work function. At a work function, my biggest thing is for my people and the people I support, I just want you to go show your best self.
00:19:06
Doco
Mm-hmm.
00:19:14
TWIYpod
Go network with people, build a relationship with people so that people know you outside of my word of mouth. Because it's not always going to be me that's going to carry your name into these rooms.
00:19:28
TWIYpod
So if you're networking with people, makes them talk about you in rooms that I'm not in, then it looks good for you. If they talk about you in rooms that I'm in, then it looks better for you because I'm not the one shining you on.
00:19:43
TWIYpod
Of course, I'm going to say you the best person ever.
00:19:43
Doco
Okay.
00:19:45
TWIYpod
You my direct report. So, of course, it's like somebody saying their kid is the best. Oh, my kid is so smart. Of course you think your kid's smart because that's your fucking kid. You're not going to.
00:19:56
Doco
I like realistic parents. They'd be like, yeah, he ain't that smart,
00:19:57
TWIYpod
hey yeah yeah a this hey but Hey, we know what he's going to be doing when he grows up. He's going to flipping these burgers. I got to teach him early.
00:20:07
Doco
think Hey, bro, he ain't that smart, bro. Stay away from him.
00:20:10
TWIYpod
Put my man on the grill because this is your life.
00:20:10
Doco
But, okay. would you rather Would you rather your partner be the star of the work function?
00:20:23
Doco
Christmas party? you know um Or would you rather your partner be looked at awkwardly at the work function because they left early or they weren't as social? What would you rather?
00:20:39
TWIYpod
Gotta be a star. I don't want any negative demerits on any extension of me. i don't I don't want it to be like, yo, we really want to invite dude out to the joint. But
00:20:52
Doco
His wife is a drag.
00:20:52
TWIYpod
you his wife's no fun. She doesn't talk to anybody. She doesn't seem interested. She doesn't seem to know what he does.
00:20:58
Doco
Yeah. I mean, but.
00:21:00
TWIYpod
Like, if your partner don't even know what you do enough to navigate these conversations, if they can't be folksy,
00:21:08
Doco
Yeah. Yeah.
00:21:08
TWIYpod
And opposites attract. So if you're the exact opposite, then people understand it to some extent, but they they put that on your jacket.
00:21:17
Doco
the ah The extreme of that, though, is your wife let niggas take tequila shots off her titties, though.
00:21:22
TWIYpod
That's a vibe.
00:21:23
Doco
Yeah, fuck, Scully.
00:21:24
TWIYpod
That's not a vibe, bro.
00:21:25
Doco
I'm tired of you. No. No, it's not. No. No.
00:21:30
TWIYpod
i this This is a place that I don't want to be if we can't just be
00:21:31
Doco
No.
00:21:36
TWIYpod
body posi about other people's partners?
00:21:39
Doco
Bro, come on. You lying, bro. You lying. You lying.
00:21:44
TWIYpod
Why can't we be body posi about other people's partners?
00:21:46
Doco
You lying. You lying. You want to know why I know you lying? Because you tweet shit like this. What's worse? Your queen getting money from another nigga or getting forehead kiss from another nigga, right?
00:21:58
Doco
So for mine to pose that kind of question, that means there's issues somewhere, right?
00:22:05
TWIYpod
That was just an honest question. I just wanted to gauge the room on which violation was worse. So many people said the forehead kiss was outrageous.
00:22:15
Doco
Yeah, it's absolutely more violation. Way more of a violation.
00:22:20
TWIYpod
but you But your queen can fight back from that because you're in her personal bubble right now. So she's in control of what happens next.
00:22:28
Doco
No, he already felt comfortable enough to do that. There is no fight back, nigga.
00:22:33
TWIYpod
Yeah, but you ever kissed Shorty and then Shorty said, wait, wait, wait, wait. way Back up, brother. Back up, brother.
00:22:37
Doco
No, never.
00:22:39
TWIYpod
Nobody's ever. No woman's. Well, I forgot you. I forgot who I'm potting with. I'm potting with Big Dick King Kong. No woman has ever said, no, you can't kiss me.
00:22:47
Doco
Never said that. That's not what I said at all.
00:22:48
TWIYpod
and Okay. that
00:22:51
Doco
It's not what I said at all.
00:22:52
TWIYpod
that's what's just That's what I heard.
00:22:53
Doco
I know I've always believed in not being the first because I don't like rejection.
00:23:00
TWIYpod
So you don't make the move.
00:23:02
Doco
No, never.
00:23:02
TWIYpod
Oh, you missed out on so much in life. You got to make that move.
00:23:06
Doco
Mm hmm.
00:23:07
TWIYpod
That's my favorite thing. Now, I've kissed a shorty and she's been like, yo, I just want to be friends.
00:23:12
Doco
Yeah, no. See that? o Heart crushed, nigga. are you talking about?
00:23:17
TWIYpod
Matt, the longest car ride home, right?
00:23:18
Doco
What are you talking about?
00:23:20
TWIYpod
that but It's the longest car ride home, bro.
00:23:22
Doco
What the fuck? Bro, this is me after that. the What the fuck? Because what? Who? Bro, I'm so sad.
00:23:31
TWIYpod
No, me, me, after that happens, your friends kiss all the time. What you talking about?
00:23:36
Doco
I get sad when my wife don't want to give me a kiss sometimes before work, nigga. You mad at me, bitch?
00:23:40
TWIYpod
Pussy.
00:23:41
Doco
Oh, my God.
00:23:41
TWIYpod
Pussy.
00:23:43
Doco
ah
00:23:43
TWIYpod
Pussy.
00:23:44
Doco
Yes.
00:23:45
TWIYpod
but I felt that.
00:23:45
Doco
Call it.
00:23:46
TWIYpod
I felt, no, I felt that because like, why you want to kiss me for?
00:23:50
Doco
Nigga, I could leave here and die.
00:23:53
TWIYpod
Yeah, give it up.
00:23:54
Doco
like what are you talking about?
00:23:55
TWIYpod
Yeah, give it up.
00:23:56
Doco
This might be the last time you see me. Bro.
00:23:58
TWIYpod
Cut the lights on too. We kissing with the lights on No, but sometimes when when your queen gets kissed on the forehead, that's when she can react.
00:24:08
TWIYpod
Boom, check it. Don't kiss me on the forehead, motherfucker. What's wrong with you?
00:24:12
Doco
bro
00:24:13
TWIYpod
But if a dude's sending her money, that means he knew how he got access to her. He's not just sending her money off off accident.
00:24:21
Doco
They're both access. They're both access.
00:24:24
TWIYpod
But one can be revoked and one was provided. See, I gave you the cash app or I gave you the Zelle so that you could send the Zelle. that's That's a different, that's a more voluntary access than a nigga just kissed you and I didn't want it to happen.
00:24:38
TWIYpod
It just happened.
00:24:39
Doco
Nah, because they could have been scrolling down her social media and it was in her bio. You know what I mean?
00:24:44
TWIYpod
Why is it in her bio?
00:24:44
Doco
like she she ah She wanted some money for her birthday.
00:24:49
TWIYpod
Why is it in her bio? Why her
00:24:51
Doco
She wanted some money for her birthday.
00:24:52
TWIYpod
Now you make me look broke because you put your cash app in the pile.
00:24:52
Doco
Let's go with that.
00:24:55
Doco
I do be feeling like that, though. I'm like, damn, you got niggas.
00:24:59
TWIYpod
You kind of this thinkin yeah you got niggas thinking I'm not holding shit down at the crib.
00:24:59
Doco
I got niggas looking crazy.
00:25:03
Doco
yeah I got niggas looking crazy.
00:25:05
TWIYpod
yeah Don't be a panhandle princess when you supposed to be my queen.
00:25:07
Doco
yeah Dead ass, bro. I be feeling this. I'm like, damn, she got a man. like Why she got a fuck? but what Why she post her cash app? but
00:25:17
TWIYpod
he should be all the cash app you need.
00:25:18
Doco
I get it, though. Nah, because girls be sending other girls money and shit for their birthdays and shit. I get it. i get it.
00:25:25
TWIYpod
That's acceptable.
00:25:25
Doco
Alright, so what's an acceptable amount of money?
00:25:26
TWIYpod
That's acceptable. I don't.
00:25:32
TWIYpod
For a man to send a woman.
00:25:34
Doco
Yeah.
00:25:35
TWIYpod
That he's not sleeping with.
00:25:39
Doco
The most.
00:25:40
TWIYpod
40 balling up.
00:25:40
Doco
The most.
00:25:41
TWIYpod
Oh, the most. oh ah
00:25:47
TWIYpod
Thousand.
00:25:50
Doco
What? $1,000?
00:25:51
TWIYpod
It's not innocent anymore after a thousand dollars, bro.
00:25:53
Doco
I was at $5,000. $5,000? $5,000? Yeah, he's You got us looking stupid for $10?
00:25:55
TWIYpod
After... Wait, wait, wait.
00:25:59
Doco
Nah, bro. in
00:26:00
TWIYpod
nigga sends your queen $10. I'm more mad that the nigga's cheap than the nigga sending her money. as well why you got it Now I'm looking at her like, ah you gotta step your game up.
00:26:11
Doco
yeah he's stupid bro
00:26:12
TWIYpod
You got cheap niggas sending you money?
00:26:13
Doco
you got us look stupid for ten dollars
00:26:19
TWIYpod
You think I'm finna catch an attitude over $10, Ray Ray?
00:26:19
Doco
bro
00:26:23
Doco
o
00:26:23
TWIYpod
Step your game up.
00:26:25
Doco
a thousand dollars $1,000 a lot of money, bro.
00:26:27
TWIYpod
It's no longer innocent. At $1,001, that cash app is no longer innocent.
00:26:33
Doco
Oh, it was no longer in the cent over $100.
00:26:36
TWIYpod
Nah, nah, 100's cool.
00:26:39
Doco
I got it, bro.
00:26:39
TWIYpod
100's cool. Your girl can't even get her nails done for 100.
00:26:42
Doco
She don't do that that often. What you need that $100 from?
00:26:46
TWIYpod
To get her nails and feet done.
00:26:48
Doco
Shit, if I ain't paying for that, you ain't gonna have no nails and feet.
00:26:51
TWIYpod
get the mustache wax. Like that's maintenance. That's maintenance. $100 is not, that's still innocent. That's still innocent money.
00:26:59
Doco
Listen, no, it's not, bro. That's intimate.
00:27:02
TWIYpod
Go out, go get some drinks with your girls and get some triple dippers.
00:27:04
Doco
That's intimate as fuck.
00:27:06
TWIYpod
Go get some drinks with your girls and get some triple dippers.
00:27:06
Doco
That's so intimate.
00:27:09
TWIYpod
Here's $100 from an innocent man.
00:27:10
Doco
Intimate. Intimate. That's intimate.
00:27:14
TWIYpod
I believe 100
00:27:15
Doco
Because who you who you want her to think about when she's drunk, nigga?
00:27:21
TWIYpod
Your husband.
00:27:21
Doco
The nigga that sent her to hunt it out.
00:27:22
TWIYpod
Your husband. And just laugh. Yeah, the nigga sent me $100. Ha ha. i Ha That's how they do.
00:27:31
Doco
Oh, yeah, I'm thinking two different sectors. My bad.
00:27:34
TWIYpod
Yeah. you Well.
00:27:36
Doco
My bad.
00:27:37
TWIYpod
I mean, I'm thinking about the Urbans too.
00:27:39
Doco
Can you believe it? He sent me $100.
00:27:43
TWIYpod
What is what is he want in return? I'm to have to send this back.
00:27:44
Doco
i what What are ours his intentions? Yeah, nah, bro.
00:27:50
TWIYpod
yeah kar karen's not taking Karen's not taking a hundred.
00:27:51
Doco
Fuck no.
00:27:53
TWIYpod
Karen's not taking a hundred.
00:27:53
Doco
Bro, I'm not. I would rather somebody pay for my girl's oil in her car before her hair and nails.
00:28:00
TWIYpod
So you want a nigga to change your girl's oil?
00:28:03
Doco
I would rather somebody see her at the Jiffy Lube in line and say, I'll take care of it before they fucking send her $100 to go get her way more intimate. The nails is intimate.
00:28:16
TWIYpod
Because then she got sent cause then she got sent the picture.
00:28:16
Doco
The nails is intimate.
00:28:19
Doco
She don't got to, but that's the that's the that's the insinuation. That would be the insinuation.
00:28:26
TWIYpod
He picks the color?
00:28:27
Doco
Yeah, that's the insinuation. What you mean? It's like a victim color. Ha, ha, ha.
00:28:31
TWIYpod
Yeah. I don't even fucking like Hunter Green.
00:28:33
Doco
Yeah, well, he better pick the color your casket.
00:28:37
TWIYpod
yeah No, i I think a nigga sending your queen money is a little bit out of bounds.
00:28:37
Doco
Fuck out of here, bro.
00:28:43
Doco
Super.
00:28:43
TWIYpod
And your queen's going to have a ah a long day trying to explain the what wears it.
00:28:43
Doco
That's violation.
00:28:51
TWIYpod
The five W's of a nigga sending you money.
00:28:54
Doco
What, where, why?
00:28:56
TWIYpod
Like, why? And what are you going to do?
00:28:57
Doco
Who?
00:28:58
TWIYpod
Like, are you sending this thing of feet pictures?
00:29:00
Doco
So are you allowed to receive cash?
00:29:04
TWIYpod
From women?
00:29:08
TWIYpod
I don't know any women that send money. All the women I know are broke.
00:29:11
Doco
ah This nigga is lying.
00:29:12
TWIYpod
ah hall of him All
00:29:12
Doco
I'm going to tell you one thing, though. Inflation. ah This nigga is lying. When the nigga look up to the left, he in trouble.
00:29:21
TWIYpod
All the women I know are broke, okay?
00:29:21
Doco
I ain't going to lie.
00:29:24
TWIYpod
They're all broke.
00:29:24
Doco
90% of the bitches I know is broke as hell, bro.
00:29:28
TWIYpod
Financially challenged.
00:29:29
Doco
They don't even be fine. They just irresponsible.
00:29:32
TWIYpod
Bank account cancer.
00:29:34
Doco
But like... The money's spent before they even get it type shit. Like, mm-mm.
00:29:40
TWIYpod
they're but They're borrowing an A from the weed man. You feel me? Like that.
00:29:45
Doco
You letting your girl call the weed man?
00:29:48
TWIYpod
Fuck at it.
00:29:48
Doco
No. Nope.
00:29:50
TWIYpod
Why not?
00:29:51
Doco
Bro, I'm telling you, the moment we got together, certain shit stopped, nigga. Like, you are not allowed to call the weed man no more. Give me his number.
00:30:03
TWIYpod
Are you podding?
00:30:03
Doco
I know you...
00:30:04
TWIYpod
You're podding, right?
00:30:04
Doco
I'm dead fucking serious.
00:30:09
Doco
I'm dead fucking serious, bro.
00:30:10
TWIYpod
No, no, no, no, no. Hold on a second. That's a team effort. When she calls the weed, man, and you were supposed to get a Trey 5 and you got a 4-0, that's not a team effort.
00:30:19
Doco
No, it's not.
00:30:22
Doco
No.
00:30:25
TWIYpod
All she had to do was get in the car, have a little conversation with him, and how the kids are doing. Oh, the kids are doing good. That's why I need this.
00:30:32
Doco
Oh, it's definitely ain't no purchases after. it You better not even have a wee bit of your phone. okay
00:30:39
TWIYpod
What the fuck is...
00:30:39
Doco
You better not even have no. What? Bro.
00:30:43
TWIYpod
I'm sorry, bro.
00:30:43
Doco
No.
00:30:44
TWIYpod
ah Maybe I'm just too liberal with it.
00:30:47
Doco
Nigga, I'm liberal too, but there are certain levels of, uh, how do we conservative nuclearism that we participate in around this motherfucker, bro.
00:30:47
TWIYpod
But if... if
00:30:56
TWIYpod
If Shorty can get a better deal than me, then do it for the family.
00:30:56
Doco
Like,
00:31:01
TWIYpod
Go to the Weep Man.
00:31:01
Doco
No, because here's the thing. The deal shouldn't exist based on you going to get it. The deal should exist based on you saying, hey, my man's about to hit you up. The equity should pass on.
00:31:13
TWIYpod
Hold on a second. Keon, your girl can call the weed man or no? No, Keon said no too. Damn.
00:31:22
Doco
What were we talking about?
00:31:22
TWIYpod
Listen, listen, I guess y'all niggas don't like savings. like savings. I like savings.
00:31:27
Doco
It's not about savings.
00:31:29
TWIYpod
Look, go sit in the car with that nigga for five minutes and entertain conversation and get me an extra couple grams because he likes sitting in the car with you talking about it.
00:31:31
Doco
I know who you were, No,
00:31:40
TWIYpod
So how was your day today? Did you have a good day today or a bad day today?
00:31:41
Doco
no, nope. No.
00:31:45
TWIYpod
Talk to the weed man, bro. don't Go talk to the weed man get us some more weed because she's smoking like it's crazy.
00:31:46
Doco
She does.
00:31:51
TWIYpod
She's smoking like it's free, doc. She's smoking it like it's free.
00:31:54
Doco
She does.
00:31:55
TWIYpod
so
00:31:55
Doco
she does
00:31:56
TWIYpod
So she got to earn her care. She got to carry her own weight in this.
00:31:59
Doco
No, she'll earn her care once we get done rolling up and she plays with it.
00:32:03
TWIYpod
so So when you go to the bar, when you go to the bar and the bartender says, hey, handsome, and she gives you a free shot.
00:32:06
Doco
ah What are you talking about?
00:32:12
Doco
We don't do that.
00:32:18
TWIYpod
You're not accepting the free shot.
00:32:19
Doco
We don't do that, but I would accept the free shot.
00:32:22
TWIYpod
And you gonna split with your queen?
00:32:22
Doco
However,
00:32:24
TWIYpod
Or you just gonna take the shot and spit in her mouth?
00:32:27
Doco
we're going to take half and half.
00:32:29
TWIYpod
Y'all niggas taking half and half on shots?
00:32:31
Doco
I don't drink. You know that.
00:32:33
TWIYpod
Pussy.
00:32:34
Doco
ah My life ain't permitted for me to drink, bro. But no, no, no.
00:32:41
TWIYpod
Control issues.
00:32:44
Doco
Child issues, nigga. Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to your kid doing whatever the fuck he wants, hungover.
00:32:52
TWIYpod
Lit.
00:32:52
Doco
No, hell no, bro.
00:32:54
TWIYpod
That's lit.
00:32:55
Doco
We've done it twice, and I said I'm never doing it again.
00:32:57
TWIYpod
In the bed shooting paper, rock, scissors. Yo, who's going to go handle these kids? I got to hang over. You got to hang over. Shoot paper, rock, scissors to see who go handle the kids. That's it.
00:33:06
Doco
Worst shit ever.
00:33:08
TWIYpod
Because you suck at paper, rock, scissors.
00:33:10
Doco
No, because I suck at being a good parent when I'm hungover.
00:33:15
TWIYpod
I might have done my best parenting hungover.
00:33:17
Doco
Nah, bro. You just lazy.
00:33:18
TWIYpod
I'm not going to lie to you.
00:33:19
Doco
Niggas just lazy. And my kid is too active.
00:33:20
TWIYpod
I think I've I think I've done my best parenting with a hangover or in the process of drinking. I might have given my best dad advice.
00:33:31
Doco
You thought so. You thought you smoked that.
00:33:34
TWIYpod
Smoked it.
00:33:34
Doco
You thought you smoked that.
00:33:34
TWIYpod
Omelets. Smoke the omelet. Smoke the omelet with the hangover. Smoke that.
00:33:38
Doco
She walked away and said, my dad's fucked up. He don't know what he talking about.
00:33:42
TWIYpod
Nah, I just helped with the math emergency homework the other night.
00:33:46
Doco
Nice.
00:33:47
TWIYpod
Niggas got a good grade on that shit. So technically, I'm a i'm a college graduate now. now Now I'm officially a college graduate.
00:33:53
Doco
I mean, I be feeling like that. I be feeling like that sometimes. I hope you pay for this degree. This is my shit, too.
00:34:00
TWIYpod
Hey, but we all celebrating this one.
00:34:00
Doco
This is my shit, too.
00:34:02
TWIYpod
That's what I'm saying. that's Send your A.
00:34:04
Doco
But yeah, bro, like...
00:34:05
TWIYpod
If y'all listening to the pod, send your girls to the Weed Man, please.
00:34:05
Doco
ah
00:34:08
TWIYpod
Not to his home.
00:34:08
Doco
No.
00:34:09
TWIYpod
Not to his home.
00:34:11
Doco
Not to his car, not to his phone, not to his home, nothing. What are you talking about?
00:34:15
TWIYpod
You don't trust him because windows tinted?
00:34:19
Doco
No. It's not even about trust.
00:34:21
TWIYpod
Just send your girl to the weed, man.
00:34:23
Doco
It's not about trust.
00:34:23
TWIYpod
She's going to come back.
00:34:23
Doco
I am not pimping my bitch out for a half-eighth.
00:34:27
TWIYpod
It's not even pimping. It's ah just a little, it's a little light flirt.
00:34:29
Doco
Yes, it is. Go make nice conversation with this nigga because I'm poor and I need a half-eighth. No, thank you.
00:34:38
TWIYpod
Your girl flirted with the nigga at Dairy Queen and got you extra toppings on your blizzard. That was okay.
00:34:43
Doco
Nope.
00:34:44
TWIYpod
But now she can't flirt with the weed, man.
00:34:44
Doco
Nope.
00:34:47
Doco
I don't, but gonna be honest with you.
00:34:49
TWIYpod
this just not a place This is not a place I want to live in. like I know we're at war in America shit, but I don't want to live in a place where you can't benefit off of your girl getting the beautiful discount.
00:35:03
Doco
So that's Pippin'.
00:35:05
TWIYpod
ah Maybe it's pimping. Maybe it's like...
00:35:07
Doco
You Pippin' your girl for the fucking cashew nuts at Dare Queen, nigga?
00:35:10
TWIYpod
it's diet It's diet pimping. It's diet pimping. It's pimping zero.
00:35:13
Doco
No, it's pippin'.
00:35:14
TWIYpod
It's pimping zero.
00:35:15
Doco
It's pippin', bro, because you're getting something out of it.
00:35:19
TWIYpod
but you never wanted extra toppings on your blizzard?
00:35:22
Doco
I have the money to pay for it.
00:35:26
TWIYpod
But why?
00:35:26
Doco
I have the money to pay for it.
00:35:27
TWIYpod
free shit Free shit is better than shit you paid for.
00:35:29
Doco
Free shit is better, but not when I had to go look at my queen, go get in somebody else's car to do it. ah No way.
00:35:40
TWIYpod
You don't trust Jerome. Just say you don't trust Jerome.
00:35:43
Doco
No, that's not even about, it's it's not about trust.
00:35:45
TWIYpod
You flirt you flirt with Shorty at McDonald's
00:35:47
Doco
and It's not about none of that.
00:35:49
TWIYpod
You flirt with Shorty Ed McDonald, she give you an 11-piece instead of a 10-piece. That's a job well done, bro.
00:35:56
Doco
Nah, bro.
00:35:57
TWIYpod
You got that extra nugget. You doing a victory lap for that. Shout out to Nip.
00:36:00
Doco
Nah, bro. Nah, bro. I'm not giving out compliments for nuggets, my nigga. I'm rigid when it comes to that shit, bro. I ain't gonna lie. Mm-mm.
00:36:10
TWIYpod
You wasn't hugged enough as a child.
00:36:11
Doco
No, I was. I was also a kid that was taught to say what you mean and mean what you say.
00:36:17
TWIYpod
You compliment people when you out. It makes their day.
00:36:18
Doco
I do that, but I don't our expect an exchange.
00:36:20
TWIYpod
It makes their day.
00:36:23
Doco
I don't expect an exchange. At all.
00:36:27
TWIYpod
I don't expect it, but when it happens, it's a blessing.
00:36:30
Doco
Yeah, it's cool.
00:36:31
TWIYpod
It's a blessing.
00:36:31
Doco
It's cool, but it's not like a, oh, oh shit, yo, maybe if I tell Shorty her glasses look nice today, she will slide me some extra fries.
00:36:32
TWIYpod
Shorty blessed you with 11 nuggets.
00:36:40
Doco
Like, Nah, bro.
00:36:42
TWIYpod
If you see...
00:36:42
Doco
That's not even a thought that comes to my mind.
00:36:44
TWIYpod
If you see that young lady at the gas station and her edges, her edges are laid, you got to tell her her edges is laid.
00:36:47
Doco
You opportunist.
00:36:51
TWIYpod
She spent time in the mirror with that little ass toothbrush doing this swoops and swirls with the edge control.
00:36:57
Doco
Yeah.
00:36:58
TWIYpod
You got to tell her your edges sharp as a cactus, girl.
00:36:58
Doco
Yeah.
00:37:01
TWIYpod
That's going to make her day. All that time and effort was for somebody to say something about this.
00:37:07
Doco
Yeah, but I don't got to be that somebody.
00:37:07
TWIYpod
And so what if she let me, so what if she let me steal at the gas station because I always compliment her?
00:37:15
Doco
See? You opportunist.
00:37:15
TWIYpod
Game is the game.
00:37:18
Doco
Nah, that's bro.
00:37:18
TWIYpod
like KitKat. I like KitKat bars.
00:37:19
Doco
That's a... Because here's the...
00:37:22
TWIYpod
like KitKat bars. Fuck you want me to do?
00:37:24
Doco
ah Because you wouldn't... You'd be lying on this podcast, but you wouldn't... You would not. Yo, girl, come home. and How do you get these tacos?
00:37:36
Doco
Oh, homeboy in the drive-thru. Oh, how you know homeboy in the drive-thru?
00:37:41
TWIYpod
don't.
00:37:42
Doco
Sure you don't.
00:37:44
TWIYpod
Hey. Get to it.
00:37:45
Doco
Sure you don't, but anytime you want Taco Bell, this the one you want to go to.
00:37:45
TWIYpod
Now we we got more tacos.
00:37:48
Doco
You drive out of your way to go to this Taco Bell.
00:37:51
TWIYpod
Yo, know I'm more liberated than y'all think. I'm pro i'm pro liberation.
00:37:54
Doco
You're not.
00:37:56
TWIYpod
I'm pro whole culture.
00:37:57
Doco
You're not.
00:37:58
TWIYpod
I support whole culture.
00:37:58
Doco
Light the weed neith dowe to his fake liberation.
00:38:00
TWIYpod
i'm Nah, listen. Send your girl to go see the weed man, bro. Not to his home. Because there are are limitations in your relationship.
00:38:07
Doco
so what where's the limit?
00:38:09
TWIYpod
Not to his home.
00:38:10
Doco
Where's the limit of send your girl for benefits? Where's the limit then? Where's the line?
00:38:15
TWIYpod
to to the wee man's house. We not sending her there.
00:38:18
Doco
So you're not parking in front of the crib and letting her go inside?
00:38:22
TWIYpod
No.
00:38:25
TWIYpod
Because that five minute conversation, lock can't she can get fingered in five minutes.
00:38:30
Doco
She could also get fingered in the car.
00:38:33
TWIYpod
Yeah, but you just gotta but you gotta deal with women as that's not getting fingered in cars no more.
00:38:34
Doco
Without the tent.
00:38:39
TWIYpod
You just got to know your woman. You just got to know your queen. You got to know who you hitched your wagon to they start. You got to know who they are. If she was going fuck to fuck the weed man, she was going fuck him whether I sent her over there or not.
00:38:53
Doco
Yeah, you know, there's boundaries that you can put in place.
00:38:55
TWIYpod
See? See?
00:38:57
Doco
you know
00:38:58
TWIYpod
Send your queen to the weed man, y'all.
00:38:59
Doco
You never put a brought a crackhead and said, don't smoke crack.
00:39:04
TWIYpod
We just have to be less toxic, less controlling of our partners, bro. Whatever gonna happen, the universe gonna make that shit happen no matter what. You try to control the motherfucker, put restraints on the motherfucker.
00:39:17
Doco
think we need to be more controlling.
00:39:17
TWIYpod
Hey, you can't do this. You can't do that. As soon as you tell somebody they can't do something, guess what? They wanna do it.
00:39:24
Doco
No, it's not even about can't. It's just go ahead and do that. There's just... There's more action after that. Like, it's just not what you do and then it's over.
00:39:33
TWIYpod
Jesus tried to control...
00:39:35
Doco
It's I have willpower too, right? I have...
00:39:37
TWIYpod
Wait, no, who was it? Who was a God or Jesus?
00:39:38
Doco
You know what i mean?
00:39:40
TWIYpod
Whoever made Adam and Eve try to control them. He said, y'all can do whatever y'all want. Y'all can frolic in this paradise. Y'all can do whatever the fuck y'all want to do. See that tree over there with them apples?
00:39:52
Doco
Yeah.
00:39:53
TWIYpod
Don't eat them fucking apples. Niggas ain't make it a week before they was like, yo, we've been eating mangoes and pineapples all week. But you know what?
00:40:04
TWIYpod
I want to know what an apple tastes like. Sun already told you, don't touch them fucking apples on that tree. That's all they was thinking about.
00:40:12
Doco
That was Adam's fault, though.
00:40:13
TWIYpod
they built it They built a tree house in the fucking tree. like They're just surrounding them themselves around that fucking tree because Sun told them, don't do it.
00:40:22
Doco
That was the man's fault though. wasn't the woman's fault. He was leading.
00:40:25
TWIYpod
No, that was definitely the woman's fault.
00:40:28
Doco
It wasn't.
00:40:28
TWIYpod
i'm I'm pretty sure she was the mastermind behind. you know like Oh, wait because that's why we got an Adam's apple, right?
00:40:31
Doco
Nah, bro. um'm
00:40:35
TWIYpod
Because the man ate that because Adam ate the apple. I'm not too hip on the Bible. We need Khalil here for this.
00:40:42
Doco
I'm of the belief that the Bible was written by men, right?
00:40:49
TWIYpod
it wasn't letting women read or write back then.
00:40:51
Doco
So therefore, the store would be told to be favorable too men. ah Shut the fuck up, man.
00:41:01
TWIYpod
And those are the days those are the days you're trying to take us back to, by the way.
00:41:02
Doco
Shut up, man.
00:41:05
TWIYpod
Those are the days you're trying to take us back to.
00:41:06
Doco
No, it's not. Bro, no, it's not.
00:41:08
TWIYpod
yo like You don't let Shorty drive. You don't let Shorty talk in public.
00:41:11
Doco
No, she drives. She has her own vehicle. Costs more than mine.
00:41:16
TWIYpod
You put a hijab on your queen. Like, I just...
00:41:19
Doco
Nah, we ain't doing that. Nigga, you the one. Never mind. You know what? Free Palestine.
00:41:29
Doco
Free my dogs, man. You know what saying?
00:41:31
TWIYpod
Free him. Free him until it's spelled backwards, too.
00:41:33
Doco
Yeah, I mean, it tells backwards might not be good. Might not be good at all. what ah I got a question.
00:41:38
TWIYpod
Alistair, I'm free. Alistair,
00:41:40
Doco
What?
00:41:45
Doco
What was something that pissed you off this week?
00:41:50
Doco
and If it's too personal, you can't say.
00:41:50
TWIYpod
I'm free. it's It's been an ugly week, bro. I'm going to tell you, I'm in the fucking i'm in the fucking mall. I never want to go to the mall, by the way.
00:42:03
Doco
Why?
00:42:05
TWIYpod
The mall, going in the mall reminds you of how much life has changed since you was young.
00:42:10
Doco
Yeah.
00:42:12
TWIYpod
Because the mall used to be the spot, right?
00:42:14
Doco
used to be lit, bro. Yeah.
00:42:16
TWIYpod
Every Saturday you was in the mall, whether you had money or not.
00:42:18
Doco
Bumping in the niggas.
00:42:19
TWIYpod
You in the mall. They had arcade.
00:42:20
Doco
what up bro
00:42:21
TWIYpod
and yeah you Everybody from school was at the mall. The mall was flooded with stores. They was flooded.
00:42:28
Doco
well in your day niggas was on like cardboard boxes and like beep like that was scary the big ass radios around you know what I'm saying my day yeah y'all was outside the mall shooting dice know saying so did y'all have FYE
00:42:36
TWIYpod
Not in the mall. They wasn't carrying around the radios in the mall. still do that whenever the dice game permits.
00:42:51
TWIYpod
We had a store called The Wall. We had FYE, too. They was in business. ah Tower Records. But The Wall was the was the bomb spot because they gave you a sticker with your CD.
00:43:03
Doco
Okay.
00:43:03
TWIYpod
to where if your shit got scratched up, you put the sticker on the fucking, and you could bring it back and get a brand new joint.
00:43:06
Doco
And you could, yeah. Mm-hmm.
00:43:11
TWIYpod
So that was that was all love because we still had CD players. And if you doing too much with your CD player in your pocket, guess what? You're getting scratches on it.
00:43:19
Doco
Mm-hmm.
00:43:19
TWIYpod
So it's going to be unplayable soon. But, yeah, I went to the mall on some – I needed a need pair of kicks. Couldn't find them online. I don't even know what kicks are out. i don't even know what kicks are out.
00:43:32
TWIYpod
I have no clue what shoes are out. Go to the mall. My first thought, go to the mall. Because I looked online too long and i had to sort from new to old and old to new. And sort from my shies and shit turned into a whole production. And then I had to go to like five different sites. I didn't know that Foot Action, Foot Locker, Champs.
00:43:55
TWIYpod
I didn't know that all of these were different stores now.
00:43:59
Doco
They've always been different stores.
00:44:03
TWIYpod
I thought Foot Action and Foot Locker was like the only two. I didn't know Champs had their own fucking shoe store. Like, I just typed in, boom, boom, check, Nike. Took me to Nike.
00:44:11
Doco
Jerties, shoe department.
00:44:12
TWIYpod
Took me to Nike, dog. Yeah, it took me to a million different sites for shoes. And I'm like, how do I know what's out?
00:44:17
Doco
Poor niggas go to pay less. You know.
00:44:19
TWIYpod
How do I know what's new? Nothing was telling me nothing about no new releases.
00:44:23
Doco
Famous footwear. My
00:44:25
TWIYpod
I go to the mall. That bitch was so fucking empty, bro.
00:44:27
Doco
bad.
00:44:29
TWIYpod
Every store had the least amount of fucking merchandise in it.
00:44:34
Doco
How many stores was it?
00:44:36
TWIYpod
It was a lot. A lot of stores that were still open. A lot of empty a lot of vacant spaces.
00:44:39
Doco
Okay. Okay.
00:44:42
TWIYpod
I think they're turning them all out here. Half of it's going to be like a Dave and Buster's.
00:44:47
Doco
Half of ours is apartment.
00:44:50
TWIYpod
What? one What department?
00:44:53
Doco
Like apartments, like niggas is condos.
00:44:54
TWIYpod
Oh, oh, living domiciles.
00:44:55
Doco
Yes. Yes.
00:44:56
TWIYpod
Oh.
00:44:57
Doco
Yes. Yes, bro. Like, imagine being in your fucking crib and then going downstairs to Annie Ann's.
00:44:59
TWIYpod
No.
00:45:03
Doco
That shit sounds fire.
00:45:04
TWIYpod
ah no No, that's a bag right there.
00:45:05
Doco
ain't gonna lie. That shit sounds fire.
00:45:07
TWIYpod
Hey, listen, that's worth the rent. I don't care what they charge. and they I can get a pretzel whenever I want.
00:45:12
Doco
That shit sounds fire, bro.
00:45:13
TWIYpod
Before eight, I can get a pretzel at ease.
00:45:13
Doco
I ain't gonna Yeah, that shit is fire. There's a five guys in the... Yeah, that shit is fire.
00:45:19
TWIYpod
Nigga, I'll be wiping my ass with a toothbrush before the end of the year.
00:45:22
Doco
ah Whatever you into, you go do that. You go do you, brother. Hey, whatever floats your boat.
00:45:32
TWIYpod
No, um I'm being different this year. But I go in there. I go i go in the stores. The store, ain't nobody working in that bitch. Ain't no fucking shoes in that bitch. And it just was so fucking depressing.
00:45:45
TWIYpod
And the guy was like, oh, yeah, you want some shoes? You want these in your size? You can find them all online.
00:45:51
Doco
All line.
00:45:51
TWIYpod
so
00:45:52
Doco
Yep.
00:45:52
TWIYpod
So he takes my phone. He's showing me like I'm fucking 60, right?
00:45:56
Doco
yeah i but but but but That's great, bro.
00:45:58
TWIYpod
Like, I'm fucking 60. My son is showing me how to fucking navigate the internet.
00:46:09
TWIYpod
having Having a grown man show me how to use the internet on my phone pissed me off.
00:46:13
Doco
On your phone, though.
00:46:17
TWIYpod
And then he's sitting there and I'm just like, yo, what's up with like the, so ain't no business and having like brick and mortar no more. And he's just like, nah, not for real. Nobody come in the mall like talking about.
00:46:30
TWIYpod
And I'm like, damn, that's kind of fucked up. I'm like, it's too many disruptors out here. So we're having a conversation and I'm explaining to him like what disruptors are like disruptors in business.
00:46:40
TWIYpod
Like Amazon is a disruptor because you can go get everything from Amazon.
00:46:42
Doco
For sure.
00:46:45
TWIYpod
So now you don't need to go to the mall for shit no more. and
00:46:48
Doco
it'll be there in two days.
00:46:50
TWIYpod
And you only need brick and mortar locations so that people can make returns on the shit that they didn't buy in the brick and mortar location.
00:46:57
Doco
That and impulse buys.
00:47:01
TWIYpod
Yeah, yeah.
00:47:03
Doco
and Impulse buys really keep those stores open.
00:47:03
TWIYpod
Or the immediate buy.
00:47:06
Doco
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
00:47:06
TWIYpod
Hey, I can get this online. It's not going to be here for seven days, but they got it in a mall that's 20 miles away from my house. I'll just go to that mall.
00:47:13
Doco
I mean, most of the time, though, you go to the store, like, I need a belt, for example, and you end up buying a shirt or a candy bar or a water or, you know what mean? Like, it's really just like being in your face.
00:47:28
TWIYpod
Because since you're here, since you're here getting a belt, get some new pants too.
00:47:30
Doco
Mm-hmm.
00:47:32
Doco
So did it piss you off the fact that you wasted the time going to the store and then the motherfucker ended up telling you to buy it online or or he was mad that he treated you like a senior
00:47:43
TWIYpod
Yo, I'm salty the nigga treated me like a senior citizen. The whole time he got my phone, I'm standing there with my hand on my hip like, hold on a second.
00:47:57
Doco
bro, that's crazy.
00:47:58
TWIYpod
What are you doing with the browser? what Where are you going? Because I looked there. I looked there already.
00:48:04
Doco
Yeah.
00:48:05
TWIYpod
And he was just like, well, actually, you've got to do this and you've got to scroll.
00:48:08
Doco
What shoes was you looking for
00:48:08
TWIYpod
And i was just looking for something fresh. i was looking for some I was looking for some running shoes.
00:48:12
Doco
Like a work shoe? Bro, this nigga, that's for...
00:48:14
TWIYpod
I started off looking for running shoes.
00:48:18
Doco
Bro.
00:48:18
TWIYpod
I started off looking for running shoes.
00:48:19
Doco
Y'all, he don't be running, yo.
00:48:20
TWIYpod
if I'm going to do it, I'm going to do uncomfortable shoes.
00:48:25
Doco
He don't be running, yo.
00:48:26
TWIYpod
I started off.
00:48:27
Doco
He texted the group chat the other day like he was looking for running shoes. This nigga asked malls
00:48:30
TWIYpod
yeah I ain't that small. Oh, no, because that nigga's a fashionista. I thought
00:48:36
Doco
nigga asked the fattest nigga in the group about running.
00:48:40
TWIYpod
was the shoe I thought he was the shoe plug.
00:48:44
Doco
i don't remember my buttons, man. Oh, you're lucky I don't remember my buttons.
00:48:48
TWIYpod
I thought he was the shoe plug.
00:48:51
Doco
You asked the fucking... Nah, bro. The...
00:49:01
TWIYpod
Sometimes I be doing shit for the plot, though. I'm not going to lie to you.
00:49:04
Doco
ah row yes
00:49:05
TWIYpod
Sometimes I be doing shit for the plot. I just be like out here a living. And I be like, hey, wait till niggas get a load of this. Wait till niggas react to this.
00:49:11
Doco
And the fact that he replied like, he be running.
00:49:18
Doco
You should asked Lil, bro, if anything.
00:49:19
TWIYpod
That nigga had mad suggestions. He had mad suggestions, though.
00:49:23
Doco
Bro, I looked at that shit and said, hell no.
00:49:26
TWIYpod
ah sometimes i'm not and Sometimes I'm an active participant in the group chat. I don't just fucking read it and put my phone down and go on about living my life sometimes.
00:49:34
Doco
You do that more than often, though.
00:49:35
TWIYpod
What? Just read it and go back to living my life? yeah i'm I'm trying to get better now.
00:49:38
Doco
Mm-hmm.
00:49:40
TWIYpod
I'm trying to get better.
00:49:41
Doco
No, you're just busy. I get it. Nigga, I get it.
00:49:45
TWIYpod
Yeah, but I'd be i'd be busy doing a shit for the plot, too, when I could be interacting in a group chat instead. Like, why did I need to go to the mall to look for shoes in 2026? Like, who the fuck is just looking for shoes?
00:49:59
TWIYpod
you got You got to have the shit in mind.
00:49:59
Doco
I do that.
00:50:01
TWIYpod
Like, I'll tell you, what Jordans? I sound like one of the guys, one the undercover cops trying to buy drugs. Yeah, I'll take i'll take one weed.
00:50:10
Doco
but
00:50:11
TWIYpod
I'm like, hey, so can you tell me about the Jordans that came out?
00:50:15
Doco
You know they don't got them shits.
00:50:17
TWIYpod
I don't even know what came out, bro. I'm in there showing him the group chat.
00:50:21
Doco
Y'all don't got an outlet? You got an outlet.
00:50:22
TWIYpod
I'm showing him the fucking group chat. yeah go these red These red, what do these called?
00:50:26
Doco
You tried to buy them country-ass J's?
00:50:27
TWIYpod
The red force? The red force? Hey, these come out yet or no?
00:50:32
Doco
Country-ass nigga, bro. Y'all country is hell, bro.
00:50:36
TWIYpod
I can't believe you're saying that, but okay. I'll allow it.
00:50:39
Doco
I don't got no red shoes.
00:50:41
TWIYpod
Is it the fact that they're all red that you believe that makes them look country?
00:50:41
Doco
He's in the back the
00:50:45
Doco
Yes, bro. It looks like a school shoe.
00:50:50
Doco
looks like a school shoe. It looks like a school shoe.
00:50:57
TWIYpod
And the fact that I would wear them shits with like the least amount of red, like I'm not wearing a solid red t-shirt with that. I'm wearing like a shirt with like a red accent because i feel I feel like it's too much red.
00:51:08
Doco
going to be an all black shirt with a red stripe.
00:51:11
TWIYpod
I also can't, yeah, I can't wear that much red. Niggas is really going to flame me up and call me Shook 9. Like, oh, hey, Shook.
00:51:17
Doco
And some swishy pants.
00:51:19
TWIYpod
Yo, what's up, Shook? Death Row, nigga.
00:51:21
Doco
i mean yeah I mean, the way you got us working.
00:51:26
TWIYpod
What do you mean?
00:51:27
Doco
oh Anyways, um so... Listen, I did something this week that I don't feel good about, right? But it was like the right thing to do.
00:51:42
Doco
um Situation happened...
00:51:47
Doco
somebody reached out to me to do a floor job, right? I wouldn't have had this... I wouldn't have the contact with this person if it wasn't for somebody else, okay?
00:51:58
Doco
In the same business. That person who...
00:52:04
Doco
There's my dog you don't know about. um That person is a family friend of mine, right? However, they are um older people, you know, but it's still their contact, right? So is's is they're the middleman here.
00:52:21
Doco
The people reached out to me to do the shit. I told them that I wouldn't do it without the people's approval. And um I ended up not.
00:52:29
TWIYpod
pussy.
00:52:30
Doco
um but i don't I don't feel. So you think I was wrong?
00:52:34
TWIYpod
Yeah. Why you ain't just do it? why That's not your white daddy. You don't have to ask another nigga.
00:52:39
Doco
That's it's not about that.
00:52:41
TWIYpod
Hey, am I allowed to go make some money?
00:52:43
Doco
it They make money off of it too.
00:52:46
TWIYpod
But you're not asking another person if you're allowed to go make money.
00:52:50
Doco
It wasn't about asking.
00:52:50
TWIYpod
You just go do it.
00:52:53
Doco
it wasn't. It was because the situation would be cutting them out completely.
00:52:58
TWIYpod
Maybe they didn't have time capacity for it.
00:52:59
Doco
I'm not with that.
00:53:02
Doco
No, I'm the man who does the job.
00:53:02
TWIYpod
You charge, you charging the same rates, right? You're not undercutting them, right?
00:53:06
Doco
that's what it would be. It would have it would have been me undercutting it. I'm not doing that. But,
00:53:13
TWIYpod
So you, you get up to third party you say, yo, these people want me to do a job. Can you bless, can you, can you bless me?
00:53:20
Doco
ah just asked if they knew.
00:53:22
TWIYpod
Can you allow me to do this job?
00:53:24
Doco
No, that's not what I said. i said, did you know that the car lot is planning to get the floors done this week? They said no. said, hmm, that's interesting.
00:53:35
Doco
They just asked me to do floors. They said, okay, why? so fuck you mean why? Because I do the fucking floors. That's the part that I was offended about.
00:53:45
TWIYpod
Oh, because he hits you with the why, like why you at all people? Why you?
00:53:51
Doco
I don't know if it was...
00:53:51
TWIYpod
You're working out even that sturdy. You're working out even that good. Why Why
00:53:54
Doco
Okay, okay, you're dragging it. You're dragging it. i don't I don't know if it was why you, I think it was more of a why did they reach out to you and not reach out to us.
00:54:03
TWIYpod
I get it.
00:54:05
Doco
Which, I feel that's fair, bro.
00:54:05
TWIYpod
get it
00:54:08
Doco
That's I don't know. i don't I don't feel good about it because, like you said, it feels like I'm asking niggas permission to go make money, right? But that's not it at all for me.
00:54:19
Doco
Like, and I know. just feel like it was the right thing to do. If one of my friends started cleaning business up here and didn't, like, approach me about it, I'd feel some kind of way.
00:54:32
Doco
Like, you coming into my fucking territory.
00:54:36
TWIYpod
No, if they start talking to your customers, that's when you feel the way.
00:54:39
Doco
That is their customer, though.
00:54:40
TWIYpod
if they If they just open up...
00:54:41
Doco
It's their customer.
00:54:42
TWIYpod
Well, I get what you're saying, but I just want i want you to have it in the right mindset. If they're just opening up a business in your area, you can you can that can make you say, hmm, that's a little weird.
00:54:54
TWIYpod
ain't had no conversation about this. But if they're talking to your customers, now it's fucking, oh, you taking Brussels sprouts out of my oven?
00:55:04
Doco
But they're all customers. They're all my customers, though. That's how I look at it
00:55:09
TWIYpod
Not the one that wanted you to do the floors. That wasn't your customer.
00:55:14
Doco
No.
00:55:14
TWIYpod
You had to check in with your white daddy.
00:55:16
Doco
No. That's crazy. But if that's how it wants to be said, that's fine.
00:55:22
TWIYpod
Hey, boss, can I go? Can I have permission to go make some money? Can I go earn?
00:55:26
Doco
No.
00:55:27
TWIYpod
Can I go or earn a living?
00:55:29
Doco
I just, i don't know. I would handle it the same way I would handle it in the streets. Like if I knew somebody who was getting me a pack at a certain price, And then all of a sudden the plug wanted to just cut that. part i'm not I'm not doing that, bro. I just ah couldn't do it.
00:55:48
Doco
I couldn't do it. Not who I am today. No, hell no. That may be 12 years ago.
00:55:54
TWIYpod
I might've cut the middle man out my own self.
00:55:54
Doco
Yeah. Nah, bro. I can't do that.
00:55:58
TWIYpod
I might've cut the middle man out my own self. Not like Louie did Franklin, but I'm definitely, I'm going to, I'm going to give you some bread because that's a finder's fee. But if I can no longer deal with you,
00:56:13
TWIYpod
and cut as many people out of this as I need to, then yeah, that's the goal. I want to only i want to have the least amount of interactions as possible. And if I got to talk to you about something and you got to go see somebody else about it, clearly I'm not dealing with the right person.
00:56:27
TWIYpod
Make the introduction. Take this bread that I'm going to give you for the introduction. And you made the introduction you good with it. I'm going to bust you frequently for that. Not like a subscription-based service, but I'm going to take care of you and I got your back in some shit because you took care of me.
00:56:44
TWIYpod
that gives you good That gives you good credit in my book.
00:56:44
Doco
Nah, that's not what's happening. That's not what's happening, though. Because once I get the relationship, ain't no kickbacks.
00:56:53
TWIYpod
Yeah, yeah, because you're undercutting.
00:56:54
Doco
So make your money off of it that you can make off of it. I'm not undercutting.
00:56:58
TWIYpod
Why are your prices so different than than than your white daddy's? Yeah.
00:57:01
Doco
Alright, you gotta stop saying that. yeah
00:57:06
Doco
You gotta cut it out. But um it's not that my prices are different. I just know that they'll put extra on whatever I say.
00:57:16
TWIYpod
Wait, extra like what? Like they putting sauce on it or there's really a ah big price gap between y'all?
00:57:22
Doco
No, so like let's just say the the job is worth six grand. They'll probably say seven so they can make a thousand bucks out of it.
00:57:30
TWIYpod
No, okay.
00:57:31
Doco
Which I think is respectable.
00:57:35
TWIYpod
in In the independent contractor field, you kind of have to do that because you might make this money this quarter. You might not see it again for three quarters. So you're you you're going to have to pay the penalty for not being a consistent customer. And the consistent customers get blessed. and I'm going to give you a discount. hey i'm going Hey, you short on it? You don't have it right now? I'll let you pay me in installments because we've always done business and you've always come back right as rain. behind it.
00:58:06
TWIYpod
But if you a fair weather guy and you come to me when it's an emergency and you need some shit done immediately, I'm going to charge you emergency non-regular customer price.
00:58:12
Doco
No, you're going
00:58:16
Doco
pay. Yeah, you're going to pay.
00:58:17
TWIYpod
Yeah.
00:58:18
Doco
Which in this situation is the situation where everybody is set up to make money. Right. And these people i started with are people I consider family.
00:58:28
Doco
Like, it's not just somebody I know through business, bro. Like this is their son. I do my backpack drive with like their son cuts my fucking hair.
00:58:37
TWIYpod
No, that's family family.
00:58:38
Doco
Like these are my, you know what I mean? Like I'm not just, that's it's not just, uh, I'm going to do this floor job and nobody's going to talk about it again, bro. This is going to be a thing.
00:58:48
Doco
You know what mean? Like, so I couldn't just, I don't know.
00:58:50
TWIYpod
Well, you got to introduce those. You got to introduce that for context.
00:58:55
Doco
I said that, though.
Loyalty and Relationship Dynamics
00:58:56
Doco
I said i started with is these families. It's not just, oh, you know what the fuck is white daddy? love it No, nigga, this is somebody who fucking, like, I actively do things with the community with.
00:59:04
TWIYpod
who said Who said my daddy?
00:59:07
Doco
Like, you know? But at the end of it, I don't feel how I thought I would feel, right? is That's why I'm mad. Like, I feel like what you were saying, but what my girl is saying, like, you should just did the job.
00:59:26
TWIYpod
So now you feel like it's a missed opportunity because you are being loyal.
00:59:30
Doco
Yes.
00:59:34
TWIYpod
Hmm. But you maintain relationships that that's worth, that's worth more than any financial opportunity because you maintain relationships.
00:59:46
Doco
Yeah, but that relates...
00:59:46
TWIYpod
Now people don't have to look at you differently or treat you differently because they don't know where you stand. Or, hey, ah money can come in between us because he took one of my customers and we never even had words about it.
00:59:58
Doco
No, it would be he took a customer from my mom.
00:59:58
TWIYpod
Like,
01:00:02
TWIYpod
same thing. Yeah. Now, yeah, not not my mom, nigga.
01:00:04
Doco
Which is worse to me.
01:00:09
Doco
Sounds fucked up.
01:00:10
TWIYpod
Yeah. well You did the right thing. that Relationship equity is way more important than actual money to me.
01:00:18
Doco
I think so too. But.
01:00:22
Doco
wasn't a little bit of money.
01:00:23
TWIYpod
that's That's why I'm good in every room I go to because relationship relationship equity. never look at Look at the pod coming full circle also.
01:00:34
Doco
Now, but like, do you, do you have situations where you regret like that loyalty, so to speak, or like that, uh, being used for your loyalty, use loyalty. Do you feel, do you fucking,
01:00:54
Doco
Because in this situation, I feel like they kind of know the character that I have up to this point. And
01:01:06
Doco
knowing that I wouldn't have taken that, you know what I mean?
01:01:11
Doco
Puts me at a deficit, kind of.
01:01:13
TWIYpod
It's it sucks when i don't never regret it, but it sucks when it's it shows in your face tried and true that they wouldn't do the same thing for you.
01:01:25
TWIYpod
So when you do something because yeah I'm not going to do that because that puts my man in a bond. And when they're in the same position, they could care less if it puts you in a bind or not. They just fucking follow their heart.
01:01:38
TWIYpod
then that sucks. But I don't get mad at it because at the same time, I'm not expecting everybody to operate like I operate. Like I'm operating how I operate. and if you don't, then that's that's okay with me.
01:01:52
TWIYpod
I'm never...
01:01:52
Doco
That don't make you change course though?
01:01:52
TWIYpod
Nah, nah, I'm never changing how I do things because of somebody else. that's too much That's me giving them too much control that I i can't live with that.
01:02:02
Doco
Maybe not necessarily because how they did something, but
01:02:09
Doco
ah the consideration of you wouldn't have done that for me. So maybe next time I won't consider you.
01:02:16
TWIYpod
No, my heart don't run that cold. I've never been a ah tit for tat guy. if i'm If I'm going to do something for you,
01:02:21
Doco
Used faucets.
01:02:25
Doco
but ah
01:02:29
TWIYpod
if I'm going to do something or if I'm going to whatever, it's based off of you. So if i if I'm going loan you some money, I'm to you money because you always pay it back on time.
01:02:38
Doco
Yeah.
01:02:39
TWIYpod
If I don't loan you money, it's not because you ain't invite me to your cookout. It's because last time I loaned you money, you ain't pay it back. I'll give you, I might give you some money.
01:02:47
Doco
Okay.
01:02:48
TWIYpod
I'm not going to loan you money.
01:02:48
Doco
Okay.
01:02:49
TWIYpod
So if, if me changing up how I operate around you is because like, Hey, I did this and I don't think that it's going to work out for both of us.
01:02:50
Doco
Okay.
01:03:00
TWIYpod
Or I just don't understand why you need me to do something for you. It's not because yeah, you did something to me. Like I don't hold grudges like that. I can't, I can't carry that water.
01:03:08
Doco
Nah.
01:03:10
TWIYpod
That's not my water to carry. Like that, like you're, you got, that's your bag. Cause you like to, you like to carry some water. You like to carry some water. You got to learn to let that go because the more you carry other people's water, that's heavy. That's that's life. You carrying that shit through life. You carrying grudges. You have harbor and bad feelings about people for your whole life. Cause some shit they did to you in the sixth grade.
01:03:38
TWIYpod
You gotta let that go.
Trust and Honesty in Relationships
01:03:44
Doco
What is Let It Go, though?
01:03:46
TWIYpod
Let it go. Maybe you move with a different expectation, but you still let it go. If a nigga came to me and lied to me so that he could get a loan.
01:03:59
TWIYpod
Okay. Next time he comes to get a loan. I'm not the reason that he needs the loan. Isn't even that important.
01:04:04
Doco
There's no next time.
01:04:06
TWIYpod
No, he could still come back.
01:04:08
Doco
Fuck no, bro.
01:04:09
TWIYpod
He could still come back. Whether I'm going to give it or not, he might get into the story.
01:04:11
Doco
Mm-mm.
01:04:13
TWIYpod
Hey, man, I got a situation with my car and this happened and this happened. I don't even need the understanding of what's going on. When are you going to pay it back?
01:04:23
Doco
Mm-mm.
01:04:23
TWIYpod
How much are you going to pay? Because I don't need the reason anymore because the reason might be a lie. So don't waste your time lying to me.
01:04:28
Doco
Mm-mm.
01:04:30
TWIYpod
I tell my kids all the time when I ask them questions, I say, hey, I'm not asking you questions because don't want you to lie to me.
01:04:31
Doco
Mm-mm.
01:04:38
TWIYpod
well Well, I just need this. I just need this. Well, hey, i didn't ask you what you needed. you you just said, hey, you need $10. I sent you $10. I'm not asking what you need the $10 for because if you're not honest with me, then we're going to be different. We'll have a different relationship.
01:04:52
Doco
With kids, that's different. I understand that. With your nieces nephews, that's different. I understand that.
01:04:58
TWIYpod
With adults, it's the same bag. Because somebody that comes to you time over time needing favors from you, but they always preface it with the story, with the explanation, with the, this is a dire need.
01:04:59
Doco
Nah, fuck that.
01:05:11
TWIYpod
This is an emergency. This is urgent. Bro, just just say you fucked up and you lost your bag on prize picks.
01:05:20
Doco
Yeah.
01:05:20
TWIYpod
Or don't say nothing at all. Just be like, yo, I and i need a favor because I need a favor.
01:05:22
Doco
Yeah.
01:05:25
Doco
But the moment I find out the ask is a lie, you can't ask me no more.
01:05:25
TWIYpod
I'll look at the...
01:05:34
Doco
You can't.
01:05:35
TWIYpod
No, I'm good.
01:05:36
Doco
Mm-mm.
01:05:36
TWIYpod
I'm good with it. I just, I'm not going to sit here and listen to you lie though.
01:05:37
Doco
Mm-mm. That's a moment where I expect...
01:05:40
TWIYpod
I'm not going to sit here and listen to you lie. I'm not, I'm not going to let you, I'm not going to put you in a position to be that guy that lies to my face when I know you lying. I'm not going to do that.
01:05:50
TWIYpod
I'm not that. Nah, don't even waste my time. Cause I want to look at you different. And now I can't trust nothing. You said, you can tell me, i got a fucking car with a million dollars in the trunk right now, but you lied to me so much because I allowed you to lie.
01:05:58
Doco
Yeah.
01:06:04
TWIYpod
If I know you're the liar, if I know you're Glenn the liar, I'm not having too many conversations with you where I'm expecting it to be truth.
01:06:05
Doco
Hmm.
01:06:08
Doco
Yeah.
01:06:13
Doco
But you'll give him money?
01:06:16
TWIYpod
If he pays a back, if he's got good credit with me, yeah. If Glenn the liar wants to go out to the club and Glenn the liar has successfully got us in the club, got us in the VIP, has shown us great hospitality.
01:06:22
Doco
Uh-uh.
01:06:29
TWIYpod
Yeah, Glenn the liar can do that. Am I trusting anything he's saying about his situation in life? No, but I can trust him in this one instance to do this one thing.
01:06:40
Doco
See, you're able to compartmentalize relationships like that. I can't do that.
01:06:45
TWIYpod
You have to.
01:06:46
Doco
I can't do that.
01:06:47
TWIYpod
You have to because you'll be looking at people as a whole.
01:06:51
Doco
Yeah, it's either you full of shit or you ain't.
01:06:57
TWIYpod
That's true, but once you find out they once you find out they full of shit, they can still serve a purpose, right?
01:06:58
Doco
It's either you full of shit or you ain't.
01:07:05
Doco
Nah, because that's when I start treating people like they're disposable.
01:07:11
Doco
And I don't want people around me that are disposable.
01:07:15
TWIYpod
But you've had friends that are good for certain things, so you use them for those things when the time called for it.
01:07:25
TWIYpod
You had a friend that had the crib. You had a friend that had the wheels. You had a friend that could get the girls.
01:07:31
Doco
Yeah, but that's that's kid shit, though. That's childish shit. that None of those pre-existings are, like, a part of my relationships today. It's not what you provide or what you can do or, like, the thing you're good at.
01:07:46
Doco
It's I like you as a person. We vibe. That's it. Like, I really don't ah have relationships based off of, like, oh, this is my go-out friend or this is my homeboy I go shoot guns with or, like, you know, I, uh-uh.
01:08:02
Doco
I can't do that.
01:08:02
TWIYpod
So the gun shooting friend is also the same friend that is just a Thursday beer in backyard friend.
01:08:08
Doco
The same nigga that brings his kids over. Yeah.
01:08:12
TWIYpod
if it If the relationship gets there, cool. But if it just sticks to, I know this nigga, we shoot guns together. I've tried to get into the other parts of his life or try to make merge his life into my life.
01:08:23
Doco
Yeah.
01:08:25
TWIYpod
And the only thing we lose, we lose everything after the guns.
01:08:26
Doco
Yeah.
01:08:29
TWIYpod
Cool. Then that's my gun buddy.
01:08:32
Doco
yeah and watch i mean that would be i mean I guess I might be okay, but I don't have any of those. You know what i mean? because I'm also very um rigid with people, right?
01:08:41
TWIYpod
Closed off?
01:08:43
Doco
i'm being I'm being honest, right?
01:08:43
TWIYpod
Yeah.
01:08:44
Doco
So once I let you to a certain point in my life, there really is no secrets about my life. You are seeing my home when it's not in the best condition. You are seeing me when I'm fucking, me and my girl ain't getting along.
01:08:57
Doco
You are seeing me when I'm having a bad day at work or like Nigga, I vent to y'all all the time about random shit, right?
01:09:01
TWIYpod
Yeah.
01:09:03
Doco
So, like, if we were no longer friends, my brain now goes to, God damn, I gave these niggas over four years worth of my life. I gave these niggas over four years worth of my business. You know what i mean? Now, what are these people about to go do?
01:09:19
Doco
It's scary. i'm I'm just being honest, though.
01:09:20
TWIYpod
why well why is Why is that the first place you run to of the worst case scenario of, hey, I told people about me and we're not on good terms.
01:09:28
Doco
Because I've...
01:09:30
TWIYpod
How could this hurt me?
01:09:30
Doco
I've dealt with those type of people before. I've just dealt with those type of people before, right?
01:09:35
TWIYpod
What are the people?
01:09:35
Doco
And I seem to keep repeating those same characters in my life.
01:09:39
TWIYpod
But are the people in question, have they shown any of those tendencies or done anything like that to anybody else in your four-year tenure of knowing them
01:09:50
Doco
ah I would say with y'all, no. um But with some people that come to mind, yeah. I've watched them be volatile in like, damn, I hope they never do that to me.
01:10:03
Doco
You know?
01:10:05
TWIYpod
You've got hold people to the standard that they're showing you. Like, you're you're comparing, like when I tell y'all not to compare music to other music. Don't compare Jay-Z to Nas or don't compare J. Cole to Drake because that's not fair assessment. Compare artists to the artists that they are.
01:10:23
TWIYpod
Compare those friends to the friends that they are. Don't make the four friends that you got for four years carry the water for other people because other people did you wrong. That's not fair. Should you be...
01:10:35
Doco
no
01:10:36
TWIYpod
Should you be operating a little bit differently because you got burnt before? Of course. But if they've shown you, hey, I'm not a doxing nigga. I'm not a this type of nigga.
01:10:46
TWIYpod
Well, cool. Then I can trust you. If I see you doing that during our tenure, I might switch up and handle things differently with you.
01:10:49
Doco
Yeah.
01:10:54
TWIYpod
But if I don't see you doing that during our tenure, then I got to I got to. hold you to what you're showing me to that standard not somebody else's standard I can't I've never been able to treat somebody different because somebody did me wrong niggas snitched on me in high school I never just said y'all never do business with anybody anymore because I got snitched on like nah that
01:11:03
Doco
Hmm.
01:11:20
Doco
No, but it's more like whoever talks to that nigga I'm never talking to again. That's a safety precaution, bro.
01:11:29
TWIYpod
hmm
01:11:30
Doco
If you are willing to be in the mud with ah a rat, right? That means you'll likely be a rat too. Or you'll be the nigga that he rats on next. And I don't want to be around that shit at all.
01:11:43
Doco
At all.
01:11:43
TWIYpod
i felt I felt that way in that time. So I told you all about the time where I was with this nigga named Mike. And he was, called him Sweet Tooth. And he he had some butt and he got caught.
01:11:52
Doco
Jesus.
01:11:56
TWIYpod
Boom, he tells. And he tells on me, they come see me. Don't got nothing. Cool. Everything's okay.
01:12:05
TWIYpod
I was still peace with the nigga because I'm like, he wouldn't tell on me. Like they just knew we hung tight. He wouldn't tell on me. We go do some shit. He went to go in the store to steal some blank CDs.
01:12:17
Doco
Uh-huh.
01:12:18
TWIYpod
I went into the store to buy b blank CDs because I got money. I'm just going to buy them. He's still him. He gets caught. I'm waiting in the car. Security guard come to me. Now I'm barred from fucking circuit city.
01:12:32
TWIYpod
This is how, this is how old this story is.
01:12:32
Doco
And I'm never talking to you again.
01:12:35
TWIYpod
Circuit city still open.
01:12:35
Doco
That's funny as hell.
01:12:36
TWIYpod
I'm barred from circuit city. Okay.
01:12:39
Doco
They should just H.H. Greggs now.
01:12:41
TWIYpod
and Bro, hey, I'll be barred from the wildest places, too. That's the funniest shit. I'm barred from the wildest places on Earth. How do you get barred from Western Sizzler? You know what I'm saying?
01:12:51
Doco
What the fuck is a western sizzler?
01:12:54
TWIYpod
a classic, ah a fun place, best place on life. So I did this shit where I called. I shunned this nigga. So I paid niggas in the neighborhood. I got $200 for you cash.
01:13:08
TWIYpod
This nigga come out of his house. Y'all beat him up. I got $200 cash every day. He comes out the house. If y'all can find him and whoop his ass, I'll give you $200 cash. That's how dedicated I was to making his life miserable.
01:13:22
Doco
See, that's worse than me just not talking to you.
01:13:24
TWIYpod
Right. Well, maybe. Maybe. I mean, get in your ass.
01:13:27
Doco
Ain't no maybe about it, nigga.
01:13:28
TWIYpod
no
01:13:28
Doco
You put niggas on this nigga.
01:13:30
TWIYpod
excuse yeah
01:13:33
Doco
That's way worse than me not talking to you.
01:13:35
TWIYpod
And I wasn't even around to see the ass whoopings. I was just paying niggas to harass this boy.
01:13:37
Doco
That's fucking...
01:13:41
TWIYpod
And one day old nigga came to me and he said, yo, you ever going to get tired of this shit? And I'm like, what? Paying $200 to feel better?
01:13:50
Doco
then the voice said
01:13:50
TWIYpod
No. And it's just like, yeah, but you paying $200 when all you did was understand that you lost a friend Because he can't keep your name out of his mouth every time he get in trouble.
01:14:05
Doco
yeah what
01:14:05
TWIYpod
ah you You should be thanking him. You should be giving him money because he saved you time and effort later on down the road when it was something important. And I'm like, yeah, I'm not giving him money.
01:14:16
TWIYpod
But I do understand. That's when my shit changed. I stopped being this weird hold a grudge nigga right after that. Because it's like the nigga said from Bronx Tale.
01:14:24
Doco
Hey, bro, you ain't got call me weird, bro.
01:14:27
TWIYpod
Well, not weird, not you, but it's like the guy said it's like the guy said in Bronx Tale when the guy owed him $20, when he owed Collegio $20, and Collegio's all out his body over $20.
01:14:35
Doco
u
01:14:38
TWIYpod
He was like, yo, you don't have to do this deal with this nigga for the rest of your life, over twenty and it costs you $20.
01:14:44
Doco
Yeah.
01:14:44
TWIYpod
You should be happy.
01:14:46
Doco
Yeah.
01:14:47
TWIYpod
So you don't have to deal with somebody in that capacity anymore.
01:14:51
Doco
No, at all.
01:14:52
TWIYpod
not or Or at all. I would say in that capacity because there are other ways that you can still deal with people.
01:14:57
Doco
Nah, bro, because once I can't trust you in certain aspects of life, I just can't trust you.
01:15:03
TWIYpod
I just can't trust you for certain things. I'm definitely a sociopath because I'm going to put you in boxes if I need to.
01:15:10
Doco
Nah. Mm-mm.
01:15:10
TWIYpod
If I have the reason to, I'm going to put you in boxes.
01:15:11
Doco
Mm-mm.
01:15:13
Doco
Because I might forget one day why I couldn't trust you.
01:15:13
TWIYpod
Can't do this. Can't do this with you no more.
01:15:20
Doco
Yeah.
01:15:20
TWIYpod
How do you forget?
01:15:22
Doco
Nigga, you...
01:15:23
TWIYpod
hey How do you forget? That's a party.
01:15:25
Doco
Bro, you might...
01:15:26
TWIYpod
That's on your jacket.
01:15:27
Doco
For example, yeah, so it's on a person jacket, right?
01:15:28
TWIYpod
That's on your jacket.
01:15:30
Doco
But for example, you having a cookout, right? And known klepto comes over the crib. You keep them outside. but You don't let them in the crib for four cookouts in a row. You get loose on the fifth cookout. Homeboys in the crib.
01:15:43
Doco
like You forgot. You got you know I'm saying? Bro, you get comfortable. You forget. like You forget why you mad at people sometimes. That happens.
01:15:53
Doco
That happens. See? Oh, but you do hold a grudge. Oh.
01:15:57
TWIYpod
thelupto The klepto just don't come over. The klepto don't come over.
01:16:00
Doco
Oh. Oh, so you'll let a rat come around you before you let a nigga that steals come around you?
01:16:06
TWIYpod
today Today, I'll let a rat come around because ain't got no dirt around me.
01:16:11
Doco
i don't care.
01:16:12
TWIYpod
But if it's people but if it's people if it's people with but if dirt around me, hey, hey hold that down.
01:16:12
Doco
nigga that... Bro, a nigga that snitch will just talk.
01:16:19
TWIYpod
or dam
01:16:20
Doco
Because here's the thing, bro. If you...
01:16:21
TWIYpod
we're not in good company
01:16:22
Doco
you might rat and you You might just be telling my business ah what I don't even realize are you telling my business. They got such and such over there. Every room got a TV, blah, blah, blah. Now you got niggas wanting to kick in my door.
01:16:37
TWIYpod
That's a valid point.
01:16:40
Doco
ain't just gotta be you got you got the police on me.
01:16:43
TWIYpod
That's a valid point, but that's nothing different than regular life with that. That's why when you get new shit, You keep the box in your house until trash day, and then you rip the box open as best as you can, and you put it in the trash can so that nobody see it.
01:16:56
Doco
Oh, you live in the gutter. i
01:16:58
TWIYpod
Well, hey, listen. All happens that hard.
01:17:02
Doco
You live in the gutter, bro.
01:17:02
TWIYpod
Hey, Christmas was tough over this, bitch. I'm sitting in here like, you hide the fucking box. Put the boxes up. Niggas at me like it was Christmas. Everybody got boxes.
01:17:11
Doco
That's funny as fuck. I ain't hiding no boxers, bro.
01:17:14
TWIYpod
Nah, hide the box, man. Hide the box.
01:17:15
Doco
Well, actually, i
01:17:15
TWIYpod
You can't let niggas know we got keyboards over here.
01:17:19
Doco
I just take my garbage to work with me,
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01:17:21
Doco
so.
01:17:21
TWIYpod
i Just stop. Stop.
01:17:26
Doco
I'm dead ass. I ain't paying for trash, boy. That's one of my favorite scams.
01:17:32
TWIYpod
not one I had to buy extra can, bro. That shit was like $85 fucking dollars.
01:17:35
Doco
Nah. Nah, but i'm not, no.
01:17:39
TWIYpod
was like, where the fuck is this money going?
01:17:39
Doco
Nope.
01:17:41
TWIYpod
Like, it is the city laundering money?
01:17:41
Doco
Nope. There's potholes everywhere around this motherfucker. Y'all ain't paying for shit, bro. Nothing. What's your, uh... We should newest project.
01:17:52
Doco
We can't do this. We should have newest personal business around the crib. It don't matter.
01:17:59
TWIYpod
The YouTube page is popping for both channels. I did something on accident. I did something accidentally on purpose.
01:18:07
Doco
Okay.
01:18:08
TWIYpod
Because I was just pushing buttons without reading all the instructions. Because that's not the type of nigga I am. But I was just trying to make sure shit was getting done. So I pushed the button.
01:18:20
Doco
Go ahead.
01:18:21
TWIYpod
I pushed the button. And I made video eligible for Apple Podcasts and Spotify.
01:18:29
Doco
How you do that?
01:18:33
TWIYpod
How did I do it?
01:18:35
Doco
How fuck you do that? Wait, what?
01:18:36
TWIYpod
how How did I do it? I don't fucking know. But I love it. So when you go watch my pod, when you go watch this pod on Apple Podcasts moving forward, you will see the video there.
01:18:53
TWIYpod
But the same video will be on YouTube. So please take all your attention to YouTube. Go like, comment, and subscribe to the YouTube. But the video was also on Apple Podcasts. It's amazing.
01:19:05
Doco
Yeah, we got pretty good ah celebrity episode on there.
01:19:10
TWIYpod
Yeah.
01:19:10
Doco
That's
01:19:13
TWIYpod
I had to.
01:19:14
Doco
a pretty good pull, actually. Shout out to Lace.
01:19:17
TWIYpod
it and let The dock connector. But I had to.
01:19:19
Doco
Shout out to Lace. That's when I was like, okay, he might be i actually know some people.
01:19:21
TWIYpod
I had to.
01:19:25
Doco
like I didn't think he was going to be able to do a brang online. But I was like, okay, on a random Saturday too, midday.
01:19:30
TWIYpod
all us out no that was of No, that was a fucking like Monday or Tuesday.
01:19:36
Doco
Bro, it was random.
01:19:37
TWIYpod
I was working. I was literally working.
01:19:38
Doco
The sun was still out.
01:19:39
TWIYpod
i was like, yo, I guys i got stop work. I got to stop work for like an hour. i got I got a meeting. And I just put meeting on my work computer. And then I was just like, yo, I'm going to log off the internet because my internet is fucking up. I'm to turn off the work computer so I can do this.
01:19:55
Doco
That's crazy. That's fucking crazy. But yeah, man.
01:19:59
TWIYpod
But, and I mean, that's my project, just fucking playing around with this, trying to learn the video editing shit, trying to learn the clips, trying to... boost the the eyes that we have on this because I think we got some good content so I'd like more people to see it more than just you know five or ten people if we only hit 20 people I'm still happy with that so don't ever try and I know I know hey shout
01:20:21
Doco
We got 56 last episode.
01:20:25
Doco
That's them Indonesia bots am say
01:20:28
TWIYpod
out shout out to the botters Harry Botter
01:20:31
Doco
You know, I'm about to buy some bots for real. Fuck it. Everybody else doing it.
01:20:34
TWIYpod
What project, what project you working on this week or moving forward?
01:20:36
Doco
Yeah. ah Well, I'm down a vehicle,
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01:20:40
Doco
so I got to get a car fixed.
01:20:40
TWIYpod
Okay.
01:20:42
Doco
Nigga, bro.
01:20:43
TWIYpod
So you about to build a carburetor?
01:20:45
Doco
No, I'm about to figure out how to get this shit out of my driveway to the car lot so I can get fixed.
01:20:51
TWIYpod
Hmm.
01:20:52
Doco
But um I dumped a lot of money into my car last week. New brakes, tires, rotors, oil change. Bro, Monday.
01:21:05
Doco
Get home. Bro, that shit.
01:21:07
TWIYpod
It
01:21:08
Doco
Bro, it wasn't even doing that. It was doing the computer shit. Like the gauges was doing all this kind of shit. Man, so, yeah.
01:21:15
TWIYpod
sounds like the alternator. It sounds like the alternator.
01:21:18
Doco
and Bro, I'm be so fucking mad, bro.
01:21:18
TWIYpod
wait
01:21:22
TWIYpod
do do what do what do you think you do
01:21:23
Doco
I'm hoping it's just the starter, but it's probably the alternator, right? So, I gotta get that fixed. And then I've just been doing my little yard work and shit around the crib. Niggas bought a wheelbarrow today.
01:21:34
Doco
You know? Grown man shit.
01:21:37
TWIYpod
Wait, you didn't have one before?
01:21:40
Doco
No.
01:21:42
TWIYpod
right. All right. No, that's pizza.
01:21:43
Doco
I've never done this level of yard work, right? Like, I never cared about actually raking this the winter leaves out of the grass. Like, you know? Niggas just growing up.
01:21:52
TWIYpod
I thought you was about to get into your mulch bag. I thought you was about to be like, okay, okay, okay, okay that's fine.
01:21:56
Doco
That's what I'm doing. That's what I'm doing. I'm preparing the beds, you know? I'm deciding if I want to trim my one little big-ass bush I got in front of my crib.
01:22:08
TWIYpod
Nah, you still want that fake privacy.
01:22:10
Doco
Oh, no.
01:22:11
TWIYpod
That's why you let the bush grow like that, because you like that fake privacy, yeah.
01:22:13
Doco
It's huge. That shit is huge.
01:22:14
TWIYpod
And
01:22:14
Doco
I sit on the porch, motherfuckers be walking by, they don't even know we on the porch.
01:22:17
TWIYpod
you be right behind it, like fucking Batman. I know, because that's the type of nigga you are.
01:22:23
Doco
Fucking right.
01:22:23
TWIYpod
ah i will say for the listeners, before we cut y'all loose, there's nothing worse than your car, well, besides your car breaking down after you get maintenance to it,
01:22:34
Doco
Bro. $1,100.
01:22:35
TWIYpod
Your car breaking down with a full tank of gas.
01:22:37
Doco
eleven on a
01:22:37
TWIYpod
That's the worst. That's the worst shit ever. Yeah, you just did maintenance on it and the bitch broke down. But for the people that's not doing regular maintenance, your car breaking down with a full tank of gas, that shit will make you start just thinking about life.
01:22:50
Doco
The worst.
01:22:54
TWIYpod
Like, I'll never put a full tank of gas in this bitch ever again.
01:22:56
Doco
bro. Deadass. Shit is crazy, man.
01:23:00
TWIYpod
Now you got trust issues. You know I'm saying? Like, now you're looking at your car like, Yeah, if I put $20 in you, bitch, you're going to be all right.
01:23:08
Doco
dead as bro
01:23:09
TWIYpod
You're going to be all right. Like, don't make don't don't make a fool out of me, bitch.
01:23:10
Doco
dead as
01:23:13
Doco
shit is crazy man
01:23:15
TWIYpod
That's nuts, man. Hey, Lace, we miss you. Come back. We'll be back next week, y'all. Enjoy the YouTube. Like, comment, and subscribe. Tell a friend to tell a friend that it's them again.
01:23:35
TWIYpod
I'm going bring my baby on this pot one day.