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Doco: Yeah, I don't know, bro.

TWIYpod: about to say You about to say something crazy. Five years.

Doco: No, I'm not. I'm not, to be honest. um I think that you've been, first of all, you've been part of the world is yours longer than you've been part with us, right? So um those two content pieces don't have to be similar. They don't have to look the same to me.

Doco: Like, the structure of them don't have to be the same. You what mean? Like, um, just because we're doing YouTube, that don't mean you'd be wrong if you weren't doing YouTube for your other one.

TWIYpod: I should have been doing YouTube. too

Doco: Nah, I won't disagree with that.

TWIYpod: I should have.

Doco: Mm-hmm.

TWIYpod: Like, I was dragging my feet on it. I was really dragging my feet on it. And I got in my own way because drug dealer mystique. Right. So I want to keep this fucking faceless production going. But I'm like, once you hit a wall with your listenership, you got to be like, all right, well, what do you do to get more listeners?

TWIYpod: You got to go visual.

Doco: Yeah, but there's a certain level anonymity you lose, like you said, drug dealer mystique, once you put a face to it, right? So are you prepared in your real life for those potential risks that might come with just fucking talking shit for for a couple hours a week?

TWIYpod: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm prepared for that. And at worst, well, at best, it's just niggas roasting you online because they don't like your points. Like niggas don't like the the your stance on topics.

TWIYpod: Now they have a face that they can roast. Before it was just, I ain't listening to this shit.

Doco: Yeah, but...

TWIYpod: And nobody knows that you don't like what you heard. But now that you got a face to put to it, now you can drop a comment on YouTube. Yo, shut the fuck up, yo ugly ass nigga.

Doco: yeah

TWIYpod: Yo, yo bald head ass nigga. Shut that bald head nigga up. Nobody want to hear from that bald head nigga at a time like this.

Doco: Bluetooth disconnected. That's best case scenario, though.

TWIYpod: I'm good with it either way. I just...

Doco: Cause worst case scenarios, somebody try to find where you work. You know what I mean? Or somebody, um, you might say something in jest that's fucking funny regarding women and the context around it is this was fucking 10 years ago, but somebody might try to slide and find your girls, uh, you know, socials or, you know what mean?

Doco: There's certain ramifications, like for example, our brother Lace, who's not here with us today. Um, then they ain't dead for the record. He just moving.

TWIYpod: you had You said it like that, and I was just like, we're going to get mad. We're going to get mad thoughts and prayers for Lace anyway. We're going to get mad thoughts and prayers for my God.

Doco: I mean, we need thoughts and prayers anyways, because as I'm saying, Lace, lately, i don't know if I'm allowed to share this or whatever, has been getting shit in his personal life for some of the things we've been saying on the podcast, right?

TWIYpod: And I can't edit it out, so yeah.

TWIYpod: Geeked.

Doco: So... I was talking to my old lady yesterday and I was like, we either going to get Lace who doubles down or Lace is going be more quiet than he already is. yeah it's It's going to be me and fucking rocking out, bro.

Doco: But that's just an example of like real life.

TWIYpod: But I think that i think but that's not an expectation when it comes down to this.

Doco: You know what I mean?

Doco: What's not an expectation?

TWIYpod: like Like people in your real life that are listening or tuning in or supporting you, that's an expectation that somebody's going to step to your business about what you say.

Doco: Yeah.

TWIYpod: Like yet your queen's a content creator. Her family don't come to her and be like, yo, some of these takes. wild takes like that's not a conversation at thanksgiving dinner because is it because they're like-minded or is it because that's just not a topic of conversation because generations generational barriers

Doco: um

Doco: No, I think it's um situational because she's always been the rebel of the family, right?

Doco: So that's just in her character to them.

TWIYpod: So they just expect it at this point.

Doco: You know what i mean?

TWIYpod: They're just like, oh yeah, that's that's part of course.

Doco: Not expected. It's just like, oh, that's just Jess. Like, you know what I mean? Like, now we will get the occasional, well, I, because that ain't my content. But she will get the occasional, I saw your TikTok the other day, yo, that was crazy. You know what i mean? Or like, but it's never like a, you shouldn't say that, you're embarrassing the family, you're, nah, bro.

TWIYpod: i've got I've got mine already. I got mine already. So mine.

Doco: Mm-hmm.

TWIYpod: So now I'm just like, right, I'll clean it up. That bothers like if some sectors of my family say, oh, it kind of is fucked up when you talk about Big Gerald on the pod.

TWIYpod: All right, cool. we We don't talk about Big Gerald on the pod in that light anymore.

Doco: No,

TWIYpod: But at the same time, like, niggas know what's up with me. Like when we kicking it. Niggas are saying, like, I feel like this is going to be content. I feel like you're making content right now.

TWIYpod: And sometimes sometimes I am, and sometimes, like, boom, I'm in Sam's Club with the homie.

Doco: that's crazy.

Doco: Mm-hmm.

TWIYpod: We're geeking out. I'm at the register doing some shit, were getting some pizza or whatever, and we're talking, and the guy said, I look like Uncle Phil.

TWIYpod: Hilarious. We all laughed.

Doco: I mean, he's not wrong.

TWIYpod: no no No, I get it. got it honest. Uncle uncle Phil, Suge Knight, whatever.

Doco: Not wrong.

Doco: I'm here, bro. I'm getting my lighter, man. My lighter fell.

TWIYpod: ah So the guy says, I look like Uncle Phil. And we geek out. We have a ah fun moment about it with the guy at the register. And we're carrying on. And then he says, are you guys shooting a podcast right now?

TWIYpod: No.

Doco: Wait, in Sam's Club?

TWIYpod: Yeah, the guy at the register was just like, you got shoot a podcast right now? was like, no. We just geeking out, having a good time. But boom, when I got back to the crib, I turned that into content.

TWIYpod: When I went to Best Buy and I had to deal with the autistic guy in the section, and he told me, I asked him where so where I could find some shit, and he said it was cattywampus.

Doco: Hell yeah.

TWIYpod: And I was like, cattywampus? What the fuck is that?

Doco: Never heard of that. Never heard of that.

TWIYpod: It's diagonal. It means diagonal.

Doco: That's some super nerdy shit.

TWIYpod: Son said that shit. I found it. I came back to him and I was like, yo, yeah you on the specky?

Doco: ah

TWIYpod: You on the specky?

Doco: You stupid, bro. No, you didn't.

TWIYpod: You on the specky? Yeah, I did.

Doco: No, you didn't, bro.

TWIYpod: had a whole conversation with him about his life.

Doco: Did you introduce yourself to him?

TWIYpod: Yeah, always. Because I'm like that in public. I'm like that in public. I'm going to have conversations with strangers. Like, that's my bag. And, like, sometimes people feel like, especially when I'm wearing my glasses, are those men of glasses?

TWIYpod: Are those? Am I? Are you recording this? No.

Doco: Do you wear meta glasses?

TWIYpod: these Nah, but I'm getting some.

Doco: Nah, please don't.

TWIYpod: um I'm getting some.

Doco: You a freak bull if you get meta glasses, bro.

TWIYpod: the The world deserves me to have meta glasses so people can see shit how I be seeing shit. I think that at the level of content I'm going to make when I get them is going to be so fucking crazy because I've always wanted to not be the face of some shit.

Doco: That might be fire, actually.

TWIYpod: So for me to just throw the glasses on, record me interacting with people and then throwing that shit up somewhere, it takes all the pressure off of me getting in my own way.

Doco: What

Doco: what are you going be doing? like Showing us working out? like Showing us what you eat every day? um

TWIYpod: Yo, what the fuck?

Doco: going to be going to the mall? What going to be doing? What are going be doing?

TWIYpod: Yo, what's up with Sonny working out? No, I'm not just showing niggas workout content. And then the last time we brought this up, I sounded like a real fucking hater in the playback.

Doco: who

TWIYpod: I sounded like a real hater. I was like, yo, I'm not making content.

Doco: Yeah.

TWIYpod: I'm not doing this. I'm not doing this. And I was like, you sound like a real fucking hater.

Doco: Yeah. Bro, you are a get ready with me, brother. Like...

TWIYpod: Nah, I'm going to get ready with me, bro. Nah, nah, nah. I've been called some bad things in life.

Doco: You are a get ready with me.

TWIYpod: a get ready with me, bro.

Doco: 100%, bro. Because here's the thing.

TWIYpod: I can't dress. I can't dress.

Doco: Yeah, so you might as well use the content to get tips. People will be like, yeah, bro, people in the comments.

TWIYpod: On how to dress.

Doco: Now, you obviously get killed for not being a dress. But people would be like, yo, go get so-and-such-and-such-and-such sweater from here. You know, put lay it with that. Like, but I'm not gonna lie. Sometimes the TikTok or whatever comments be assholes.

Doco: But then if you actually cycle through, them shits do be helpful. Like,

TWIYpod: Mad helpful.

Doco: i saw there I saw one where like this lady was struggling with like a like a semi-formal you know i mean outfit that she was trying to put together.

Doco: and ah Somebody like in the comments was like, fold it or some shit and tie to it around. Completely different outfit, bro. Completely different person. like I believe you know some share some shit is useful.

TWIYpod: So is that your lane of content? Is that your like favorite lane of content to get rid of with me shit? Because I'm not into fashion enough to watch niggas get dressed.

Doco: yeah where I watch fashion content like I'm going to put this shit on one day, but I never.

TWIYpod: Yeah, i I stick with my...

Doco: I dress like a gym teacher.

TWIYpod: I stick with... I'm a dad thought. I dress like a dad, like a father thought.

Doco: All right.

Doco: What does that mean?

TWIYpod: It sweats... It's sweats. It's t-shirts.

Doco: because

TWIYpod: I got a Wu-Tang t-shirt on today. Like it's, it's sweats.

Doco: T-shirts.

TWIYpod: It's t-shirts. It's a fitted. And that's it. Like, I'm just getting into sunglasses. Like within the last like two or three years, I'm just getting into sunglasses.

Doco: Which is weird. ah so weird. But you got to, like, acquire face, so that makes sense.

TWIYpod: and No, I need sunglasses because you got to hide the lazy eye.

Doco: Yeah, your facial structure is, like, you know.

TWIYpod: You got to hide the lazy eye.

Doco: I got lazy eye, too. That's why i had glasses on last part. My eyes were crazy. like I couldn't do it.

TWIYpod: That's what I'm saying. And sunglasses, like I should have been got sunglasses, but I need somebody with me when I make these type of purchases because I don't have a sense of style, bro.

Doco: Couldn't do it.

Doco: No.

TWIYpod: Nah.

Doco: Bro, you just go to fucking Marshalls or TJ Maxx, nigga, and spin the thing. Pick out a couple pairs. Put them shits on. Always go with a black pair. Reflectors.

Doco: Yeah, i mean, little polarized lens. Follow of the day, bro.

TWIYpod: Nah. I picked out a pair of Maui gyms once and I wore them shits until I...

Doco: See, what is that? i don't even know what that is.

TWIYpod: It's a style of of sunglasses, Maui gyms. They're they're kind of expensive, but they're they're the white brand of sunglasses. They're like Oakley's.

Doco: Label her.

TWIYpod: They're like Oakley's. So I buy a pair. I like

Doco: The MAGA glass.

TWIYpod: They're mega glasses. I look like a state trooper. Somebody told me I look like a state trooper with them on. And I was like, fuck you mean I look like a state trooper? And they say, you look like license, registration, proof of insurance.

Doco: That's funny.

TWIYpod: Like, you look like you look like that shit bag with those glasses on.

Doco: ah

TWIYpod: Never wear those glasses in the hood.

Doco: that's funny

TWIYpod: And I just wear them on vacation when I'm doing shit like jet skiing because they got the polarized lens and they're sporty, so I knew they were tough. ah But, like, then I got the the Tony Stark suit.

Doco: Sporty.

TWIYpod: Hey, you didn't need some sporty shit. You can't wear no fashion glasses when you're trying to do.

Doco: Bro, just get a pair of Ray-Bans and call it a day. like Just get a pair Ray-Bans call it a day if you want to get a branded glasses.

TWIYpod: um I'm getting the ASAP Rocky joints.

Doco: What? What? ASAP Rocky Joints.

TWIYpod: The belly joints, the joints where him and Nas redid the scene in Belly. On the commercial, him and Nas redid a scene from Belly where where Nas was in the in the diner with Tommy Bunz.

Doco: Keep talking. Keep talking.

TWIYpod: And Tommy had just became Muslim shit. So they met and they sat down and they talked. And they both had on a dope-ass pair of frames. Niggas call them the fucking, I got court tomorrow frames. Like, those are the frames niggas wear to court.

TWIYpod: Or, you know, when they get out of jail and they a different nigga and they trying to be super smart. yeah

Doco: Nigga, the Aristas? We all, I mean, yeah. Okay.

TWIYpod: I'm getting those. I'm getting those.

Doco: Bro, just get a classic pair of Ray-Bans. I can see you wearing some buffs.

TWIYpod: I got this.

Doco: You know?

TWIYpod: I got the Tony Starks. Those are my game changers.

Doco: are the Tonys? You want to be a white man so bad, bro.

TWIYpod: I do, bro. I do.

Doco: That's sick.

TWIYpod: I do.

Doco: That's sick, bro.

TWIYpod: It's crazy. My whole life. I said, I don't want to be nothing but black, but I have white man's fashion sense.

Doco: You do a lot of white shit.

TWIYpod: It's crazy.

TWIYpod: I mean, I grew up in different areas. I didn't just grow up in black populated areas. I'm a military kid, so I've been all over.

Doco: Oh, spill the trauma. That's okay.

TWIYpod: That's why I like Hall of Notes.

Doco: Come on.

TWIYpod: You don't know too many niggas out here liking Hall of Notes.

Doco: Come on.

Doco: I do.

TWIYpod: not Not black people.

Doco: What if fools believe, nigga?

TWIYpod: That's not even Hall of Notes, bro.

Doco: Oh, who is that?

TWIYpod: That's what I'm saying. You're being disrespectful. That's Michael McDonald.

Doco: Who is that?

TWIYpod: That's the Doobie Brothers.

Doco: Okay.

TWIYpod: That's the Doobie Brothers. You're being disrespectful.

Doco: Okay.

TWIYpod: That's Blue Eyes Soul.

Doco: Okay.

TWIYpod: That's Blue Eyes Soul, by the That's Blue Eyes Soul.

Doco: My My bad. I before I go any further, are you going to introduce us?

TWIYpod: Oh, yeah. well Well, you know I am. I'm Scully. That's Doko.

Doco: The quiet nigga is Lace. Whatever you into? Hey,

TWIYpod: Yeah, I ain't even sending my nigga an invite today. I feel terrible.

Doco: I'm going to tell you one thing, though. Inflation? No, he didn't. ah He was a part of today.

TWIYpod: Oh, no, today's not the day where we send him an invite. He might pop in. He might pop out. Okay.

Doco: He ain't coming today. And with the... ah But how we doing shit? He can't just come in, pop in and pop out. We wouldn't be able to get his shit properly.

TWIYpod: No, we might be able to. He just had to keep the shit up. Who knows? But my lane of content, bro, my lane of content recently, because it changes. My lane of content today is police stops.

Doco: What?

TWIYpod: I don't know why police stops and

Doco: Hey, I've been watching them shits. The First Amendment auditors.

TWIYpod: yeah, body, body, body cam footage is my bag, bro.

Doco: You sick nigga, bro.

TWIYpod: I'm, I'm watching all the body cam footage and everybody who's an internet lawyer, you can't do this. You're not allowed to do this because I'm, uh, I know my rights.

TWIYpod: And it's like, bro, you actually don't know your rights. you're You're actually wrong.

Doco: They be right a lot, though.

TWIYpod: Sometimes. Sometimes they be right, but...

Doco: But it's like, I think it's like, nigga, you can't do that where I live. It's state to state, motherfucker.

TWIYpod: True. True.

Doco: You might be able to do that where you live.

TWIYpod: They have PC. PC is a motherfucker. mo I still see people on the body cam footage getting pulled over. Niggas say it smell like weed. We got search the car. And I'm like, mm-hmm. You ain't in Virginia.

TWIYpod: That's what I know. I know you're not in Virginia because, look, my car's smiling like weed.

Doco: Facts. Facts.

TWIYpod: It's no longer probable cause. As of July 1st, 2024, it's no longer probable cause.

Doco: Not at all.

TWIYpod: Why do I know that? Why is that so important? Because...

Doco: My car be smelling like weed.

TWIYpod: And sometimes I'm not riding with you. You know what I'm saying? Like, sometimes I just know the type of driver you are.

Doco: ah

TWIYpod: and I say to myself, self... Is it worth it? Like, is today the day where this nigga drives seven over the speed limit, his car smelling the way it smells? Are we feeling lucky today?

Doco: How often do you ride passenger?

TWIYpod: It's rare.

Doco: Like.

TWIYpod: I enjoy it, but it's rare. Out of 100% of the time on the road, less than 15.

Doco: Like, like 9%.

Doco: It's like 9%, bro. I would say, like, out of...

TWIYpod: i hate I hate the way you niggas drive.

Doco: Bro, I just... I'm used to driving, bro. Like, I'm used to driving. I don't like the way motherfuckers drive. We got control issues. That's why we get along, nigga.

Doco: But...

TWIYpod: No, that's a fact. That's a fact.

Doco: I...

TWIYpod: That's a fact.

Doco: I don't like the way niggas drive. I don't like the route you take. yeah

TWIYpod: I'm not even impressed about the route. The whole time you're driving, all I'm thinking about is Yo, what if I wanted to go home?

Doco: Yes, bro!

TWIYpod: like Like right now, what if I wanted to go home?

Doco: I'm stuck in this motherfucker!

TWIYpod: I'm a used hostage.

Doco: Bro.

TWIYpod: I'm a used hostage.

Doco: Yo, bro, because here's the thing. like When you go somewhere, right? Do you kind of like premeditate the exit? Or do you like, or, you know, how however the night goes, we you know we'll find the exit point.

TWIYpod: kind person Yeah.

Doco: Or like, what...

TWIYpod: It's all barring my social battery. My social battery is going to control or dictate the situation.

Doco: But does your social battery depend on the section of the the sector of people? Like... You got more of a social battery for your homeboys than you do ah a word party.

TWIYpod: Work party's an obligation. So my social battery doesn't matter at a work party, which sucks.

Doco: What?

TWIYpod: Nah, work parties and obligations. So my social battery don't matter.

Doco: I'm so glad I'm self-employed, bro.

TWIYpod: I got to fucking pump myself.

Doco: ah Obligation.

TWIYpod: Listen, I got a I got to, got to address the the work party differently than a social function.

Doco: Whatever you into, you go do that. You go do...

TWIYpod: Like the work party, I got to take a good nap. I got to be in my best set of mind. Like I got to be in a good place.

Doco: Why?

TWIYpod: So I can be my best self at the work party because yeah, it is.

Doco: It's after-hours function.

TWIYpod: But niggas, but niggas never forget who wasn't there, who left early, who wasn't their best self, who was standing off in the corner, who was just talking to one person all night long.

Doco: That's what you're supposed to let loose. That's not what you're supposed to perform.

TWIYpod: Like niggas never forget.

Doco: niggas got them scat packs out in your neighborhood scully got money i heard that well fuck go good

TWIYpod: that You heard it. You heard You heard it. tax isn in rose taxings you village fraud that's our tax season, folks.

Doco: that's a rental it's just a rental so okay so you think that do you do you think those details are important because that's something you used to once pay attention to

TWIYpod: for these folks. They just wildin'. um But the work function, like, niggas never forget the shit that you don't even think is important. Like, if you don't...

TWIYpod: I never pay attention to it. I never pay attention to it at a work function. At a work function, my biggest thing is for my people and the people I support, I just want you to go show your best self.

Doco: Mm-hmm.

TWIYpod: Go network with people, build a relationship with people so that people know you outside of my word of mouth. Because it's not always going to be me that's going to carry your name into these rooms.

TWIYpod: So if you're networking with people, makes them talk about you in rooms that I'm not in, then it looks good for you. If they talk about you in rooms that I'm in, then it looks better for you because I'm not the one shining you on.

TWIYpod: Of course, I'm going to say you the best person ever.

Doco: Okay.

TWIYpod: You my direct report. So, of course, it's like somebody saying their kid is the best. Oh, my kid is so smart. Of course you think your kid's smart because that's your fucking kid. You're not going to.

Doco: I like realistic parents. They'd be like, yeah, he ain't that smart,

TWIYpod: hey yeah yeah a this hey but Hey, we know what he's going to be doing when he grows up. He's going to flipping these burgers. I got to teach him early.

Doco: think Hey, bro, he ain't that smart, bro. Stay away from him.

TWIYpod: Put my man on the grill because this is your life.

Doco: But, okay. would you rather Would you rather your partner be the star of the work function?

Doco: Christmas party? you know um Or would you rather your partner be looked at awkwardly at the work function because they left early or they weren't as social? What would you rather?

TWIYpod: Gotta be a star. I don't want any negative demerits on any extension of me. i don't I don't want it to be like, yo, we really want to invite dude out to the joint. But

Doco: His wife is a drag.

TWIYpod: you his wife's no fun. She doesn't talk to anybody. She doesn't seem interested. She doesn't seem to know what he does.

Doco: Yeah. I mean, but.

TWIYpod: Like, if your partner don't even know what you do enough to navigate these conversations, if they can't be folksy,

Doco: Yeah. Yeah.

TWIYpod: And opposites attract. So if you're the exact opposite, then people understand it to some extent, but they they put that on your jacket.

Doco: the ah The extreme of that, though, is your wife let niggas take tequila shots off her titties, though.

TWIYpod: That's a vibe.

Doco: Yeah, fuck, Scully.

TWIYpod: That's not a vibe, bro.

Doco: I'm tired of you. No. No, it's not. No. No.

TWIYpod: i this This is a place that I don't want to be if we can't just be

Doco: No.

TWIYpod: body posi about other people's partners?

Doco: Bro, come on. You lying, bro. You lying. You lying.

TWIYpod: Why can't we be body posi about other people's partners?

Doco: You lying. You lying. You want to know why I know you lying? Because you tweet shit like this. What's worse? Your queen getting money from another nigga or getting forehead kiss from another nigga, right?

Doco: So for mine to pose that kind of question, that means there's issues somewhere, right?

TWIYpod: That was just an honest question. I just wanted to gauge the room on which violation was worse. So many people said the forehead kiss was outrageous.

Doco: Yeah, it's absolutely more violation. Way more of a violation.

TWIYpod: but you But your queen can fight back from that because you're in her personal bubble right now. So she's in control of what happens next.

Doco: No, he already felt comfortable enough to do that. There is no fight back, nigga.

TWIYpod: Yeah, but you ever kissed Shorty and then Shorty said, wait, wait, wait, wait. way Back up, brother. Back up, brother.

Doco: No, never.

TWIYpod: Nobody's ever. No woman's. Well, I forgot you. I forgot who I'm potting with. I'm potting with Big Dick King Kong. No woman has ever said, no, you can't kiss me.

Doco: Never said that. That's not what I said at all.

TWIYpod: and Okay. that

Doco: It's not what I said at all.

TWIYpod: that's what's just That's what I heard.

Doco: I know I've always believed in not being the first because I don't like rejection.

TWIYpod: So you don't make the move.

Doco: No, never.

TWIYpod: Oh, you missed out on so much in life. You got to make that move.

Doco: Mm hmm.

TWIYpod: That's my favorite thing. Now, I've kissed a shorty and she's been like, yo, I just want to be friends.

Doco: Yeah, no. See that? o Heart crushed, nigga. are you talking about?

TWIYpod: Matt, the longest car ride home, right?

Doco: What are you talking about?

TWIYpod: that but It's the longest car ride home, bro.

Doco: What the fuck? Bro, this is me after that. the What the fuck? Because what? Who? Bro, I'm so sad.

TWIYpod: No, me, me, after that happens, your friends kiss all the time. What you talking about?

Doco: I get sad when my wife don't want to give me a kiss sometimes before work, nigga. You mad at me, bitch?

TWIYpod: Pussy.

Doco: Oh, my God.

TWIYpod: Pussy.

Doco: ah

TWIYpod: Pussy.

Doco: Yes.

TWIYpod: but I felt that.

Doco: Call it.

TWIYpod: I felt, no, I felt that because like, why you want to kiss me for?

Doco: Nigga, I could leave here and die.

TWIYpod: Yeah, give it up.

Doco: like what are you talking about?

TWIYpod: Yeah, give it up.

Doco: This might be the last time you see me. Bro.

TWIYpod: Cut the lights on too. We kissing with the lights on No, but sometimes when when your queen gets kissed on the forehead, that's when she can react.

TWIYpod: Boom, check it. Don't kiss me on the forehead, motherfucker. What's wrong with you?

Doco: bro

TWIYpod: But if a dude's sending her money, that means he knew how he got access to her. He's not just sending her money off off accident.

Doco: They're both access. They're both access.

TWIYpod: But one can be revoked and one was provided. See, I gave you the cash app or I gave you the Zelle so that you could send the Zelle. that's That's a different, that's a more voluntary access than a nigga just kissed you and I didn't want it to happen.

TWIYpod: It just happened.

Doco: Nah, because they could have been scrolling down her social media and it was in her bio. You know what I mean?

TWIYpod: Why is it in her bio?

Doco: like she she ah She wanted some money for her birthday.

TWIYpod: Why is it in her bio? Why her

Doco: She wanted some money for her birthday.

TWIYpod: Now you make me look broke because you put your cash app in the pile.

Doco: Let's go with that.

Doco: I do be feeling like that, though. I'm like, damn, you got niggas.

TWIYpod: You kind of this thinkin yeah you got niggas thinking I'm not holding shit down at the crib.

Doco: I got niggas looking crazy.

Doco: yeah I got niggas looking crazy.

TWIYpod: yeah Don't be a panhandle princess when you supposed to be my queen.

Doco: yeah Dead ass, bro. I be feeling this. I'm like, damn, she got a man. like Why she got a fuck? but what Why she post her cash app? but

TWIYpod: he should be all the cash app you need.

Doco: I get it, though. Nah, because girls be sending other girls money and shit for their birthdays and shit. I get it. i get it.

TWIYpod: That's acceptable.

Doco: Alright, so what's an acceptable amount of money?

TWIYpod: That's acceptable. I don't.

TWIYpod: For a man to send a woman.

Doco: Yeah.

TWIYpod: That he's not sleeping with.

Doco: The most.

TWIYpod: 40 balling up.

Doco: The most.

TWIYpod: Oh, the most. oh ah

TWIYpod: Thousand.

Doco: What? $1,000?

TWIYpod: It's not innocent anymore after a thousand dollars, bro.

Doco: I was at $5,000. $5,000? $5,000? Yeah, he's You got us looking stupid for $10?

TWIYpod: After... Wait, wait, wait.

Doco: Nah, bro. in

TWIYpod: nigga sends your queen $10. I'm more mad that the nigga's cheap than the nigga sending her money. as well why you got it Now I'm looking at her like, ah you gotta step your game up.

Doco: yeah he's stupid bro

TWIYpod: You got cheap niggas sending you money?

Doco: you got us look stupid for ten dollars

TWIYpod: You think I'm finna catch an attitude over $10, Ray Ray?

Doco: bro

Doco: o

TWIYpod: Step your game up.

Doco: a thousand dollars $1,000 a lot of money, bro.

TWIYpod: It's no longer innocent. At $1,001, that cash app is no longer innocent.

Doco: Oh, it was no longer in the cent over $100.

TWIYpod: Nah, nah, 100's cool.

Doco: I got it, bro.

TWIYpod: 100's cool. Your girl can't even get her nails done for 100.

Doco: She don't do that that often. What you need that $100 from?

TWIYpod: To get her nails and feet done.

Doco: Shit, if I ain't paying for that, you ain't gonna have no nails and feet.

TWIYpod: get the mustache wax. Like that's maintenance. That's maintenance. $100 is not, that's still innocent. That's still innocent money.

Doco: Listen, no, it's not, bro. That's intimate.

TWIYpod: Go out, go get some drinks with your girls and get some triple dippers.

Doco: That's intimate as fuck.

TWIYpod: Go get some drinks with your girls and get some triple dippers.

Doco: That's so intimate.

TWIYpod: Here's $100 from an innocent man.

Doco: Intimate. Intimate. That's intimate.

TWIYpod: I believe 100

Doco: Because who you who you want her to think about when she's drunk, nigga?

TWIYpod: Your husband.

Doco: The nigga that sent her to hunt it out.

TWIYpod: Your husband. And just laugh. Yeah, the nigga sent me $100. Ha ha. i Ha That's how they do.

Doco: Oh, yeah, I'm thinking two different sectors. My bad.

TWIYpod: Yeah. you Well.

Doco: My bad.

TWIYpod: I mean, I'm thinking about the Urbans too.

Doco: Can you believe it? He sent me $100.

TWIYpod: What is what is he want in return? I'm to have to send this back.

Doco: i what What are ours his intentions? Yeah, nah, bro.

TWIYpod: yeah kar karen's not taking Karen's not taking a hundred.

Doco: Fuck no.

TWIYpod: Karen's not taking a hundred.

Doco: Bro, I'm not. I would rather somebody pay for my girl's oil in her car before her hair and nails.

TWIYpod: So you want a nigga to change your girl's oil?

Doco: I would rather somebody see her at the Jiffy Lube in line and say, I'll take care of it before they fucking send her $100 to go get her way more intimate. The nails is intimate.

TWIYpod: Because then she got sent cause then she got sent the picture.

Doco: The nails is intimate.

Doco: She don't got to, but that's the that's the that's the insinuation. That would be the insinuation.

TWIYpod: He picks the color?

Doco: Yeah, that's the insinuation. What you mean? It's like a victim color. Ha, ha, ha.

TWIYpod: Yeah. I don't even fucking like Hunter Green.

Doco: Yeah, well, he better pick the color your casket.

TWIYpod: yeah No, i I think a nigga sending your queen money is a little bit out of bounds.

Doco: Fuck out of here, bro.

Doco: Super.

TWIYpod: And your queen's going to have a ah a long day trying to explain the what wears it.

Doco: That's violation.

TWIYpod: The five W's of a nigga sending you money.

Doco: What, where, why?

TWIYpod: Like, why? And what are you going to do?

Doco: Who?

TWIYpod: Like, are you sending this thing of feet pictures?

Doco: So are you allowed to receive cash?

TWIYpod: From women?

TWIYpod: I don't know any women that send money. All the women I know are broke.

Doco: ah This nigga is lying.

TWIYpod: ah hall of him All

Doco: I'm going to tell you one thing, though. Inflation. ah This nigga is lying. When the nigga look up to the left, he in trouble.

TWIYpod: All the women I know are broke, okay?

Doco: I ain't going to lie.

TWIYpod: They're all broke.

Doco: 90% of the bitches I know is broke as hell, bro.

TWIYpod: Financially challenged.

Doco: They don't even be fine. They just irresponsible.

TWIYpod: Bank account cancer.

Doco: But like... The money's spent before they even get it type shit. Like, mm-mm.

TWIYpod: they're but They're borrowing an A from the weed man. You feel me? Like that.

Doco: You letting your girl call the weed man?

TWIYpod: Fuck at it.

Doco: No. Nope.

TWIYpod: Why not?

Doco: Bro, I'm telling you, the moment we got together, certain shit stopped, nigga. Like, you are not allowed to call the weed man no more. Give me his number.

TWIYpod: Are you podding?

Doco: I know you...

TWIYpod: You're podding, right?

Doco: I'm dead fucking serious.

Doco: I'm dead fucking serious, bro.

TWIYpod: No, no, no, no, no. Hold on a second. That's a team effort. When she calls the weed, man, and you were supposed to get a Trey 5 and you got a 4-0, that's not a team effort.

Doco: No, it's not.

Doco: No.

TWIYpod: All she had to do was get in the car, have a little conversation with him, and how the kids are doing. Oh, the kids are doing good. That's why I need this.

Doco: Oh, it's definitely ain't no purchases after. it You better not even have a wee bit of your phone. okay

TWIYpod: What the fuck is...

Doco: You better not even have no. What? Bro.

TWIYpod: I'm sorry, bro.

Doco: No.

TWIYpod: ah Maybe I'm just too liberal with it.

Doco: Nigga, I'm liberal too, but there are certain levels of, uh, how do we conservative nuclearism that we participate in around this motherfucker, bro.

TWIYpod: But if... if

TWIYpod: If Shorty can get a better deal than me, then do it for the family.

Doco: Like,

TWIYpod: Go to the Weep Man.

Doco: No, because here's the thing. The deal shouldn't exist based on you going to get it. The deal should exist based on you saying, hey, my man's about to hit you up. The equity should pass on.

TWIYpod: Hold on a second. Keon, your girl can call the weed man or no? No, Keon said no too. Damn.

Doco: What were we talking about?

TWIYpod: Listen, listen, I guess y'all niggas don't like savings. like savings. I like savings.

Doco: It's not about savings.

TWIYpod: Look, go sit in the car with that nigga for five minutes and entertain conversation and get me an extra couple grams because he likes sitting in the car with you talking about it.

Doco: I know who you were, No,

TWIYpod: So how was your day today? Did you have a good day today or a bad day today?

Doco: no, nope. No.

TWIYpod: Talk to the weed man, bro. don't Go talk to the weed man get us some more weed because she's smoking like it's crazy.

Doco: She does.

TWIYpod: She's smoking like it's free, doc. She's smoking it like it's free.

Doco: She does.

TWIYpod: so

Doco: she does

TWIYpod: So she got to earn her care. She got to carry her own weight in this.

Doco: No, she'll earn her care once we get done rolling up and she plays with it.

TWIYpod: so So when you go to the bar, when you go to the bar and the bartender says, hey, handsome, and she gives you a free shot.

Doco: ah What are you talking about?

Doco: We don't do that.

TWIYpod: You're not accepting the free shot.

Doco: We don't do that, but I would accept the free shot.

TWIYpod: And you gonna split with your queen?

Doco: However,

TWIYpod: Or you just gonna take the shot and spit in her mouth?

Doco: we're going to take half and half.

TWIYpod: Y'all niggas taking half and half on shots?

Doco: I don't drink. You know that.

TWIYpod: Pussy.

Doco: ah My life ain't permitted for me to drink, bro. But no, no, no.

TWIYpod: Control issues.

Doco: Child issues, nigga. Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to your kid doing whatever the fuck he wants, hungover.

TWIYpod: Lit.

Doco: No, hell no, bro.

TWIYpod: That's lit.

Doco: We've done it twice, and I said I'm never doing it again.

TWIYpod: In the bed shooting paper, rock, scissors. Yo, who's going to go handle these kids? I got to hang over. You got to hang over. Shoot paper, rock, scissors to see who go handle the kids. That's it.

Doco: Worst shit ever.

TWIYpod: Because you suck at paper, rock, scissors.

Doco: No, because I suck at being a good parent when I'm hungover.

TWIYpod: I might have done my best parenting hungover.

Doco: Nah, bro. You just lazy.

TWIYpod: I'm not going to lie to you.

Doco: Niggas just lazy. And my kid is too active.

TWIYpod: I think I've I think I've done my best parenting with a hangover or in the process of drinking. I might have given my best dad advice.

Doco: You thought so. You thought you smoked that.

TWIYpod: Smoked it.

Doco: You thought you smoked that.

TWIYpod: Omelets. Smoke the omelet. Smoke the omelet with the hangover. Smoke that.

Doco: She walked away and said, my dad's fucked up. He don't know what he talking about.

TWIYpod: Nah, I just helped with the math emergency homework the other night.

Doco: Nice.

TWIYpod: Niggas got a good grade on that shit. So technically, I'm a i'm a college graduate now. now Now I'm officially a college graduate.

Doco: I mean, I be feeling like that. I be feeling like that sometimes. I hope you pay for this degree. This is my shit, too.

TWIYpod: Hey, but we all celebrating this one.

Doco: This is my shit, too.

TWIYpod: That's what I'm saying. that's Send your A.

Doco: But yeah, bro, like...

TWIYpod: If y'all listening to the pod, send your girls to the Weed Man, please.

Doco: ah

TWIYpod: Not to his home.

Doco: No.

TWIYpod: Not to his home.

Doco: Not to his car, not to his phone, not to his home, nothing. What are you talking about?

TWIYpod: You don't trust him because windows tinted?

Doco: No. It's not even about trust.

TWIYpod: Just send your girl to the weed, man.

Doco: It's not about trust.

TWIYpod: She's going to come back.

Doco: I am not pimping my bitch out for a half-eighth.

TWIYpod: It's not even pimping. It's ah just a little, it's a little light flirt.

Doco: Yes, it is. Go make nice conversation with this nigga because I'm poor and I need a half-eighth. No, thank you.

TWIYpod: Your girl flirted with the nigga at Dairy Queen and got you extra toppings on your blizzard. That was okay.

Doco: Nope.

TWIYpod: But now she can't flirt with the weed, man.

Doco: Nope.

Doco: I don't, but gonna be honest with you.

TWIYpod: this just not a place This is not a place I want to live in. like I know we're at war in America shit, but I don't want to live in a place where you can't benefit off of your girl getting the beautiful discount.

Doco: So that's Pippin'.

TWIYpod: ah Maybe it's pimping. Maybe it's like...

Doco: You Pippin' your girl for the fucking cashew nuts at Dare Queen, nigga?

TWIYpod: it's diet It's diet pimping. It's diet pimping. It's pimping zero.

Doco: No, it's pippin'.

TWIYpod: It's pimping zero.

Doco: It's pippin', bro, because you're getting something out of it.

TWIYpod: but you never wanted extra toppings on your blizzard?

Doco: I have the money to pay for it.

TWIYpod: But why?

Doco: I have the money to pay for it.

TWIYpod: free shit Free shit is better than shit you paid for.

Doco: Free shit is better, but not when I had to go look at my queen, go get in somebody else's car to do it. ah No way.

TWIYpod: You don't trust Jerome. Just say you don't trust Jerome.

Doco: No, that's not even about, it's it's not about trust.

TWIYpod: You flirt you flirt with Shorty at McDonald's

Doco: and It's not about none of that.

TWIYpod: You flirt with Shorty Ed McDonald, she give you an 11-piece instead of a 10-piece. That's a job well done, bro.

Doco: Nah, bro.

TWIYpod: You got that extra nugget. You doing a victory lap for that. Shout out to Nip.

Doco: Nah, bro. Nah, bro. I'm not giving out compliments for nuggets, my nigga. I'm rigid when it comes to that shit, bro. I ain't gonna lie. Mm-mm.

TWIYpod: You wasn't hugged enough as a child.

Doco: No, I was. I was also a kid that was taught to say what you mean and mean what you say.

TWIYpod: You compliment people when you out. It makes their day.

Doco: I do that, but I don't our expect an exchange.

TWIYpod: It makes their day.

Doco: I don't expect an exchange. At all.

TWIYpod: I don't expect it, but when it happens, it's a blessing.

Doco: Yeah, it's cool.

TWIYpod: It's a blessing.

Doco: It's cool, but it's not like a, oh, oh shit, yo, maybe if I tell Shorty her glasses look nice today, she will slide me some extra fries.

TWIYpod: Shorty blessed you with 11 nuggets.

Doco: Like, Nah, bro.

TWIYpod: If you see...

Doco: That's not even a thought that comes to my mind.

TWIYpod: If you see that young lady at the gas station and her edges, her edges are laid, you got to tell her her edges is laid.

Doco: You opportunist.

TWIYpod: She spent time in the mirror with that little ass toothbrush doing this swoops and swirls with the edge control.

Doco: Yeah.

TWIYpod: You got to tell her your edges sharp as a cactus, girl.

Doco: Yeah.

TWIYpod: That's going to make her day. All that time and effort was for somebody to say something about this.

Doco: Yeah, but I don't got to be that somebody.

TWIYpod: And so what if she let me, so what if she let me steal at the gas station because I always compliment her?

Doco: See? You opportunist.

TWIYpod: Game is the game.

Doco: Nah, that's bro.

TWIYpod: like KitKat. I like KitKat bars.

Doco: That's a... Because here's the...

TWIYpod: like KitKat bars. Fuck you want me to do?

Doco: ah Because you wouldn't... You'd be lying on this podcast, but you wouldn't... You would not. Yo, girl, come home. and How do you get these tacos?

Doco: Oh, homeboy in the drive-thru. Oh, how you know homeboy in the drive-thru?

TWIYpod: don't.

Doco: Sure you don't.

TWIYpod: Hey. Get to it.

Doco: Sure you don't, but anytime you want Taco Bell, this the one you want to go to.

TWIYpod: Now we we got more tacos.

Doco: You drive out of your way to go to this Taco Bell.

TWIYpod: Yo, know I'm more liberated than y'all think. I'm pro i'm pro liberation.

Doco: You're not.

TWIYpod: I'm pro whole culture.

Doco: You're not.

TWIYpod: I support whole culture.

Doco: Light the weed neith dowe to his fake liberation.

TWIYpod: i'm Nah, listen. Send your girl to go see the weed man, bro. Not to his home. Because there are are limitations in your relationship.

Doco: so what where's the limit?

TWIYpod: Not to his home.

Doco: Where's the limit of send your girl for benefits? Where's the limit then? Where's the line?

TWIYpod: to to the wee man's house. We not sending her there.

Doco: So you're not parking in front of the crib and letting her go inside?

TWIYpod: No.

TWIYpod: Because that five minute conversation, lock can't she can get fingered in five minutes.

Doco: She could also get fingered in the car.

TWIYpod: Yeah, but you just gotta but you gotta deal with women as that's not getting fingered in cars no more.

Doco: Without the tent.

TWIYpod: You just got to know your woman. You just got to know your queen. You got to know who you hitched your wagon to they start. You got to know who they are. If she was going fuck to fuck the weed man, she was going fuck him whether I sent her over there or not.

Doco: Yeah, you know, there's boundaries that you can put in place.

TWIYpod: See? See?

Doco: you know

TWIYpod: Send your queen to the weed man, y'all.

Doco: You never put a brought a crackhead and said, don't smoke crack.

TWIYpod: We just have to be less toxic, less controlling of our partners, bro. Whatever gonna happen, the universe gonna make that shit happen no matter what. You try to control the motherfucker, put restraints on the motherfucker.

Doco: think we need to be more controlling.

TWIYpod: Hey, you can't do this. You can't do that. As soon as you tell somebody they can't do something, guess what? They wanna do it.

Doco: No, it's not even about can't. It's just go ahead and do that. There's just... There's more action after that. Like, it's just not what you do and then it's over.

TWIYpod: Jesus tried to control...

Doco: It's I have willpower too, right? I have...

TWIYpod: Wait, no, who was it? Who was a God or Jesus?

Doco: You know what i mean?

TWIYpod: Whoever made Adam and Eve try to control them. He said, y'all can do whatever y'all want. Y'all can frolic in this paradise. Y'all can do whatever the fuck y'all want to do. See that tree over there with them apples?

Doco: Yeah.

TWIYpod: Don't eat them fucking apples. Niggas ain't make it a week before they was like, yo, we've been eating mangoes and pineapples all week. But you know what?

TWIYpod: I want to know what an apple tastes like. Sun already told you, don't touch them fucking apples on that tree. That's all they was thinking about.

Doco: That was Adam's fault, though.

TWIYpod: they built it They built a tree house in the fucking tree. like They're just surrounding them themselves around that fucking tree because Sun told them, don't do it.

Doco: That was the man's fault though. wasn't the woman's fault. He was leading.

TWIYpod: No, that was definitely the woman's fault.

Doco: It wasn't.

TWIYpod: i'm I'm pretty sure she was the mastermind behind. you know like Oh, wait because that's why we got an Adam's apple, right?

Doco: Nah, bro. um'm

TWIYpod: Because the man ate that because Adam ate the apple. I'm not too hip on the Bible. We need Khalil here for this.

Doco: I'm of the belief that the Bible was written by men, right?

TWIYpod: it wasn't letting women read or write back then.

Doco: So therefore, the store would be told to be favorable too men. ah Shut the fuck up, man.

TWIYpod: And those are the days those are the days you're trying to take us back to, by the way.

Doco: Shut up, man.

TWIYpod: Those are the days you're trying to take us back to.

Doco: No, it's not. Bro, no, it's not.

TWIYpod: yo like You don't let Shorty drive. You don't let Shorty talk in public.

Doco: No, she drives. She has her own vehicle. Costs more than mine.

TWIYpod: You put a hijab on your queen. Like, I just...

Doco: Nah, we ain't doing that. Nigga, you the one. Never mind. You know what? Free Palestine.

Doco: Free my dogs, man. You know what saying?

TWIYpod: Free him. Free him until it's spelled backwards, too.

Doco: Yeah, I mean, it tells backwards might not be good. Might not be good at all. what ah I got a question.

TWIYpod: Alistair, I'm free. Alistair,

Doco: What?

Doco: What was something that pissed you off this week?

Doco: and If it's too personal, you can't say.

TWIYpod: I'm free. it's It's been an ugly week, bro. I'm going to tell you, I'm in the fucking i'm in the fucking mall. I never want to go to the mall, by the way.

Doco: Why?

TWIYpod: The mall, going in the mall reminds you of how much life has changed since you was young.

Doco: Yeah.

TWIYpod: Because the mall used to be the spot, right?

Doco: used to be lit, bro. Yeah.

TWIYpod: Every Saturday you was in the mall, whether you had money or not.

Doco: Bumping in the niggas.

TWIYpod: You in the mall. They had arcade.

Doco: what up bro

TWIYpod: and yeah you Everybody from school was at the mall. The mall was flooded with stores. They was flooded.

Doco: well in your day niggas was on like cardboard boxes and like beep like that was scary the big ass radios around you know what I'm saying my day yeah y'all was outside the mall shooting dice know saying so did y'all have FYE

TWIYpod: Not in the mall. They wasn't carrying around the radios in the mall. still do that whenever the dice game permits.

TWIYpod: We had a store called The Wall. We had FYE, too. They was in business. ah Tower Records. But The Wall was the was the bomb spot because they gave you a sticker with your CD.

Doco: Okay.

TWIYpod: to where if your shit got scratched up, you put the sticker on the fucking, and you could bring it back and get a brand new joint.

Doco: And you could, yeah. Mm-hmm.

TWIYpod: So that was that was all love because we still had CD players. And if you doing too much with your CD player in your pocket, guess what? You're getting scratches on it.

Doco: Mm-hmm.

TWIYpod: So it's going to be unplayable soon. But, yeah, I went to the mall on some – I needed a need pair of kicks. Couldn't find them online. I don't even know what kicks are out. i don't even know what kicks are out.

TWIYpod: I have no clue what shoes are out. Go to the mall. My first thought, go to the mall. Because I looked online too long and i had to sort from new to old and old to new. And sort from my shies and shit turned into a whole production. And then I had to go to like five different sites. I didn't know that Foot Action, Foot Locker, Champs.

TWIYpod: I didn't know that all of these were different stores now.

Doco: They've always been different stores.

TWIYpod: I thought Foot Action and Foot Locker was like the only two. I didn't know Champs had their own fucking shoe store. Like, I just typed in, boom, boom, check, Nike. Took me to Nike.

Doco: Jerties, shoe department.

TWIYpod: Took me to Nike, dog. Yeah, it took me to a million different sites for shoes. And I'm like, how do I know what's out?

Doco: Poor niggas go to pay less. You know.

TWIYpod: How do I know what's new? Nothing was telling me nothing about no new releases.

Doco: Famous footwear. My

TWIYpod: I go to the mall. That bitch was so fucking empty, bro.

Doco: bad.

TWIYpod: Every store had the least amount of fucking merchandise in it.

Doco: How many stores was it?

TWIYpod: It was a lot. A lot of stores that were still open. A lot of empty a lot of vacant spaces.

Doco: Okay. Okay.

TWIYpod: I think they're turning them all out here. Half of it's going to be like a Dave and Buster's.

Doco: Half of ours is apartment.

TWIYpod: What? one What department?

Doco: Like apartments, like niggas is condos.

TWIYpod: Oh, oh, living domiciles.

Doco: Yes. Yes.

TWIYpod: Oh.

Doco: Yes. Yes, bro. Like, imagine being in your fucking crib and then going downstairs to Annie Ann's.

TWIYpod: No.

Doco: That shit sounds fire.

TWIYpod: ah no No, that's a bag right there.

Doco: ain't gonna lie. That shit sounds fire.

TWIYpod: Hey, listen, that's worth the rent. I don't care what they charge. and they I can get a pretzel whenever I want.

Doco: That shit sounds fire, bro.

TWIYpod: Before eight, I can get a pretzel at ease.

Doco: I ain't gonna Yeah, that shit is fire. There's a five guys in the... Yeah, that shit is fire.

TWIYpod: Nigga, I'll be wiping my ass with a toothbrush before the end of the year.

Doco: ah Whatever you into, you go do that. You go do you, brother. Hey, whatever floats your boat.

TWIYpod: No, um I'm being different this year. But I go in there. I go i go in the stores. The store, ain't nobody working in that bitch. Ain't no fucking shoes in that bitch. And it just was so fucking depressing.

TWIYpod: And the guy was like, oh, yeah, you want some shoes? You want these in your size? You can find them all online.

Doco: All line.

TWIYpod: so

Doco: Yep.

TWIYpod: So he takes my phone. He's showing me like I'm fucking 60, right?

Doco: yeah i but but but but That's great, bro.

TWIYpod: Like, I'm fucking 60. My son is showing me how to fucking navigate the internet.

TWIYpod: having Having a grown man show me how to use the internet on my phone pissed me off.

Doco: On your phone, though.

TWIYpod: And then he's sitting there and I'm just like, yo, what's up with like the, so ain't no business and having like brick and mortar no more. And he's just like, nah, not for real. Nobody come in the mall like talking about.

TWIYpod: And I'm like, damn, that's kind of fucked up. I'm like, it's too many disruptors out here. So we're having a conversation and I'm explaining to him like what disruptors are like disruptors in business.

TWIYpod: Like Amazon is a disruptor because you can go get everything from Amazon.

Doco: For sure.

TWIYpod: So now you don't need to go to the mall for shit no more. and

Doco: it'll be there in two days.

TWIYpod: And you only need brick and mortar locations so that people can make returns on the shit that they didn't buy in the brick and mortar location.

Doco: That and impulse buys.

TWIYpod: Yeah, yeah.

Doco: and Impulse buys really keep those stores open.

TWIYpod: Or the immediate buy.

Doco: Yeah. Mm-hmm.

TWIYpod: Hey, I can get this online. It's not going to be here for seven days, but they got it in a mall that's 20 miles away from my house. I'll just go to that mall.

Doco: I mean, most of the time, though, you go to the store, like, I need a belt, for example, and you end up buying a shirt or a candy bar or a water or, you know what mean? Like, it's really just like being in your face.

TWIYpod: Because since you're here, since you're here getting a belt, get some new pants too.

Doco: Mm-hmm.

Doco: So did it piss you off the fact that you wasted the time going to the store and then the motherfucker ended up telling you to buy it online or or he was mad that he treated you like a senior

TWIYpod: Yo, I'm salty the nigga treated me like a senior citizen. The whole time he got my phone, I'm standing there with my hand on my hip like, hold on a second.

Doco: bro, that's crazy.

TWIYpod: What are you doing with the browser? what Where are you going? Because I looked there. I looked there already.

Doco: Yeah.

TWIYpod: And he was just like, well, actually, you've got to do this and you've got to scroll.

Doco: What shoes was you looking for

TWIYpod: And i was just looking for something fresh. i was looking for some I was looking for some running shoes.

Doco: Like a work shoe? Bro, this nigga, that's for...

TWIYpod: I started off looking for running shoes.

Doco: Bro.

TWIYpod: I started off looking for running shoes.

Doco: Y'all, he don't be running, yo.

TWIYpod: if I'm going to do it, I'm going to do uncomfortable shoes.

Doco: He don't be running, yo.

TWIYpod: I started off.

Doco: He texted the group chat the other day like he was looking for running shoes. This nigga asked malls

TWIYpod: yeah I ain't that small. Oh, no, because that nigga's a fashionista. I thought

Doco: nigga asked the fattest nigga in the group about running.

TWIYpod: was the shoe I thought he was the shoe plug.

Doco: i don't remember my buttons, man. Oh, you're lucky I don't remember my buttons.

TWIYpod: I thought he was the shoe plug.

Doco: You asked the fucking... Nah, bro. The...

TWIYpod: Sometimes I be doing shit for the plot, though. I'm not going to lie to you.

Doco: ah row yes

TWIYpod: Sometimes I be doing shit for the plot. I just be like out here a living. And I be like, hey, wait till niggas get a load of this. Wait till niggas react to this.

Doco: And the fact that he replied like, he be running.

Doco: You should asked Lil, bro, if anything.

TWIYpod: That nigga had mad suggestions. He had mad suggestions, though.

Doco: Bro, I looked at that shit and said, hell no.

TWIYpod: ah sometimes i'm not and Sometimes I'm an active participant in the group chat. I don't just fucking read it and put my phone down and go on about living my life sometimes.

Doco: You do that more than often, though.

TWIYpod: What? Just read it and go back to living my life? yeah i'm I'm trying to get better now.

Doco: Mm-hmm.

TWIYpod: I'm trying to get better.

Doco: No, you're just busy. I get it. Nigga, I get it.

TWIYpod: Yeah, but I'd be i'd be busy doing a shit for the plot, too, when I could be interacting in a group chat instead. Like, why did I need to go to the mall to look for shoes in 2026? Like, who the fuck is just looking for shoes?

TWIYpod: you got You got to have the shit in mind.

Doco: I do that.

TWIYpod: Like, I'll tell you, what Jordans? I sound like one of the guys, one the undercover cops trying to buy drugs. Yeah, I'll take i'll take one weed.

Doco: but

TWIYpod: I'm like, hey, so can you tell me about the Jordans that came out?

Doco: You know they don't got them shits.

TWIYpod: I don't even know what came out, bro. I'm in there showing him the group chat.

Doco: Y'all don't got an outlet? You got an outlet.

TWIYpod: I'm showing him the fucking group chat. yeah go these red These red, what do these called?

Doco: You tried to buy them country-ass J's?

TWIYpod: The red force? The red force? Hey, these come out yet or no?

Doco: Country-ass nigga, bro. Y'all country is hell, bro.

TWIYpod: I can't believe you're saying that, but okay. I'll allow it.

Doco: I don't got no red shoes.

TWIYpod: Is it the fact that they're all red that you believe that makes them look country?

Doco: He's in the back the

Doco: Yes, bro. It looks like a school shoe.

Doco: looks like a school shoe. It looks like a school shoe.

TWIYpod: And the fact that I would wear them shits with like the least amount of red, like I'm not wearing a solid red t-shirt with that. I'm wearing like a shirt with like a red accent because i feel I feel like it's too much red.

Doco: going to be an all black shirt with a red stripe.

TWIYpod: I also can't, yeah, I can't wear that much red. Niggas is really going to flame me up and call me Shook 9. Like, oh, hey, Shook.

Doco: And some swishy pants.

TWIYpod: Yo, what's up, Shook? Death Row, nigga.

Doco: i mean yeah I mean, the way you got us working.

TWIYpod: What do you mean?

Doco: oh Anyways, um so... Listen, I did something this week that I don't feel good about, right? But it was like the right thing to do.

Doco: um Situation happened...

Doco: somebody reached out to me to do a floor job, right? I wouldn't have had this... I wouldn't have the contact with this person if it wasn't for somebody else, okay?

Doco: In the same business. That person who...

Doco: There's my dog you don't know about. um That person is a family friend of mine, right? However, they are um older people, you know, but it's still their contact, right? So is's is they're the middleman here.

Doco: The people reached out to me to do the shit. I told them that I wouldn't do it without the people's approval. And um I ended up not.

TWIYpod: pussy.

Doco: um but i don't I don't feel. So you think I was wrong?

TWIYpod: Yeah. Why you ain't just do it? why That's not your white daddy. You don't have to ask another nigga.

Doco: That's it's not about that.

TWIYpod: Hey, am I allowed to go make some money?

Doco: it They make money off of it too.

TWIYpod: But you're not asking another person if you're allowed to go make money.

Doco: It wasn't about asking.

TWIYpod: You just go do it.

Doco: it wasn't. It was because the situation would be cutting them out completely.

TWIYpod: Maybe they didn't have time capacity for it.

Doco: I'm not with that.

Doco: No, I'm the man who does the job.

TWIYpod: You charge, you charging the same rates, right? You're not undercutting them, right?

Doco: that's what it would be. It would have it would have been me undercutting it. I'm not doing that. But,

TWIYpod: So you, you get up to third party you say, yo, these people want me to do a job. Can you bless, can you, can you bless me?

Doco: ah just asked if they knew.

TWIYpod: Can you allow me to do this job?

Doco: No, that's not what I said. i said, did you know that the car lot is planning to get the floors done this week? They said no. said, hmm, that's interesting.

Doco: They just asked me to do floors. They said, okay, why? so fuck you mean why? Because I do the fucking floors. That's the part that I was offended about.

TWIYpod: Oh, because he hits you with the why, like why you at all people? Why you?

Doco: I don't know if it was...

TWIYpod: You're working out even that sturdy. You're working out even that good. Why Why

Doco: Okay, okay, you're dragging it. You're dragging it. i don't I don't know if it was why you, I think it was more of a why did they reach out to you and not reach out to us.

TWIYpod: I get it.

Doco: Which, I feel that's fair, bro.

TWIYpod: get it

Doco: That's I don't know. i don't I don't feel good about it because, like you said, it feels like I'm asking niggas permission to go make money, right? But that's not it at all for me.

Doco: Like, and I know. just feel like it was the right thing to do. If one of my friends started cleaning business up here and didn't, like, approach me about it, I'd feel some kind of way.

Doco: Like, you coming into my fucking territory.

TWIYpod: No, if they start talking to your customers, that's when you feel the way.

Doco: That is their customer, though.

TWIYpod: if they If they just open up...

Doco: It's their customer.

TWIYpod: Well, I get what you're saying, but I just want i want you to have it in the right mindset. If they're just opening up a business in your area, you can you can that can make you say, hmm, that's a little weird.

TWIYpod: ain't had no conversation about this. But if they're talking to your customers, now it's fucking, oh, you taking Brussels sprouts out of my oven?

Doco: But they're all customers. They're all my customers, though. That's how I look at it

TWIYpod: Not the one that wanted you to do the floors. That wasn't your customer.

Doco: No.

TWIYpod: You had to check in with your white daddy.

Doco: No. That's crazy. But if that's how it wants to be said, that's fine.

TWIYpod: Hey, boss, can I go? Can I have permission to go make some money? Can I go earn?

Doco: No.

TWIYpod: Can I go or earn a living?

Doco: I just, i don't know. I would handle it the same way I would handle it in the streets. Like if I knew somebody who was getting me a pack at a certain price, And then all of a sudden the plug wanted to just cut that. part i'm not I'm not doing that, bro. I just ah couldn't do it.

Doco: I couldn't do it. Not who I am today. No, hell no. That may be 12 years ago.

TWIYpod: I might've cut the middle man out my own self.

Doco: Yeah. Nah, bro. I can't do that.

TWIYpod: I might've cut the middle man out my own self. Not like Louie did Franklin, but I'm definitely, I'm going to, I'm going to give you some bread because that's a finder's fee. But if I can no longer deal with you,

TWIYpod: and cut as many people out of this as I need to, then yeah, that's the goal. I want to only i want to have the least amount of interactions as possible. And if I got to talk to you about something and you got to go see somebody else about it, clearly I'm not dealing with the right person.

TWIYpod: Make the introduction. Take this bread that I'm going to give you for the introduction. And you made the introduction you good with it. I'm going to bust you frequently for that. Not like a subscription-based service, but I'm going to take care of you and I got your back in some shit because you took care of me.

TWIYpod: that gives you good That gives you good credit in my book.

Doco: Nah, that's not what's happening. That's not what's happening, though. Because once I get the relationship, ain't no kickbacks.

TWIYpod: Yeah, yeah, because you're undercutting.

Doco: So make your money off of it that you can make off of it. I'm not undercutting.

TWIYpod: Why are your prices so different than than than your white daddy's? Yeah.

Doco: Alright, you gotta stop saying that. yeah

Doco: You gotta cut it out. But um it's not that my prices are different. I just know that they'll put extra on whatever I say.

TWIYpod: Wait, extra like what? Like they putting sauce on it or there's really a ah big price gap between y'all?

Doco: No, so like let's just say the the job is worth six grand. They'll probably say seven so they can make a thousand bucks out of it.

TWIYpod: No, okay.

Doco: Which I think is respectable.

TWIYpod: in In the independent contractor field, you kind of have to do that because you might make this money this quarter. You might not see it again for three quarters. So you're you you're going to have to pay the penalty for not being a consistent customer. And the consistent customers get blessed. and I'm going to give you a discount. hey i'm going Hey, you short on it? You don't have it right now? I'll let you pay me in installments because we've always done business and you've always come back right as rain. behind it.

TWIYpod: But if you a fair weather guy and you come to me when it's an emergency and you need some shit done immediately, I'm going to charge you emergency non-regular customer price.

Doco: No, you're going

Doco: pay. Yeah, you're going to pay.

TWIYpod: Yeah.

Doco: Which in this situation is the situation where everybody is set up to make money. Right. And these people i started with are people I consider family.

Doco: Like, it's not just somebody I know through business, bro. Like this is their son. I do my backpack drive with like their son cuts my fucking hair.

TWIYpod: No, that's family family.

Doco: Like these are my, you know what I mean? Like I'm not just, that's it's not just, uh, I'm going to do this floor job and nobody's going to talk about it again, bro. This is going to be a thing.

Doco: You know what mean? Like, so I couldn't just, I don't know.

TWIYpod: Well, you got to introduce those. You got to introduce that for context.

Doco: I said that, though. I said i started with is these families. It's not just, oh, you know what the fuck is white daddy? love it No, nigga, this is somebody who fucking, like, I actively do things with the community with.

TWIYpod: who said Who said my daddy?

Doco: Like, you know? But at the end of it, I don't feel how I thought I would feel, right? is That's why I'm mad. Like, I feel like what you were saying, but what my girl is saying, like, you should just did the job.

TWIYpod: So now you feel like it's a missed opportunity because you are being loyal.

Doco: Yes.

TWIYpod: Hmm. But you maintain relationships that that's worth, that's worth more than any financial opportunity because you maintain relationships.

Doco: Yeah, but that relates...

TWIYpod: Now people don't have to look at you differently or treat you differently because they don't know where you stand. Or, hey, ah money can come in between us because he took one of my customers and we never even had words about it.

Doco: No, it would be he took a customer from my mom.

TWIYpod: Like,

TWIYpod: same thing. Yeah. Now, yeah, not not my mom, nigga.

Doco: Which is worse to me.

Doco: Sounds fucked up.

TWIYpod: Yeah. well You did the right thing. that Relationship equity is way more important than actual money to me.

Doco: I think so too. But.

Doco: wasn't a little bit of money.

TWIYpod: that's That's why I'm good in every room I go to because relationship relationship equity. never look at Look at the pod coming full circle also.

Doco: Now, but like, do you, do you have situations where you regret like that loyalty, so to speak, or like that, uh, being used for your loyalty, use loyalty. Do you feel, do you fucking,

Doco: Because in this situation, I feel like they kind of know the character that I have up to this point. And

Doco: knowing that I wouldn't have taken that, you know what I mean?

Doco: Puts me at a deficit, kind of.

TWIYpod: It's it sucks when i don't never regret it, but it sucks when it's it shows in your face tried and true that they wouldn't do the same thing for you.

TWIYpod: So when you do something because yeah I'm not going to do that because that puts my man in a bond. And when they're in the same position, they could care less if it puts you in a bind or not. They just fucking follow their heart.

TWIYpod: then that sucks. But I don't get mad at it because at the same time, I'm not expecting everybody to operate like I operate. Like I'm operating how I operate. and if you don't, then that's that's okay with me.

TWIYpod: I'm never...

Doco: That don't make you change course though?

TWIYpod: Nah, nah, I'm never changing how I do things because of somebody else. that's too much That's me giving them too much control that I i can't live with that.

Doco: Maybe not necessarily because how they did something, but

Doco: ah the consideration of you wouldn't have done that for me. So maybe next time I won't consider you.

TWIYpod: No, my heart don't run that cold. I've never been a ah tit for tat guy. if i'm If I'm going to do something for you,

Doco: Used faucets.

Doco: but ah

TWIYpod: if I'm going to do something or if I'm going to whatever, it's based off of you. So if i if I'm going loan you some money, I'm to you money because you always pay it back on time.

Doco: Yeah.

TWIYpod: If I don't loan you money, it's not because you ain't invite me to your cookout. It's because last time I loaned you money, you ain't pay it back. I'll give you, I might give you some money.

Doco: Okay.

TWIYpod: I'm not going to loan you money.

Doco: Okay.

TWIYpod: So if, if me changing up how I operate around you is because like, Hey, I did this and I don't think that it's going to work out for both of us.

Doco: Okay.

TWIYpod: Or I just don't understand why you need me to do something for you. It's not because yeah, you did something to me. Like I don't hold grudges like that. I can't, I can't carry that water.

Doco: Nah.

TWIYpod: That's not my water to carry. Like that, like you're, you got, that's your bag. Cause you like to, you like to carry some water. You like to carry some water. You got to learn to let that go because the more you carry other people's water, that's heavy. That's that's life. You carrying that shit through life. You carrying grudges. You have harbor and bad feelings about people for your whole life. Cause some shit they did to you in the sixth grade.

TWIYpod: You gotta let that go.

Doco: What is Let It Go, though?

TWIYpod: Let it go. Maybe you move with a different expectation, but you still let it go. If a nigga came to me and lied to me so that he could get a loan.

TWIYpod: Okay. Next time he comes to get a loan. I'm not the reason that he needs the loan. Isn't even that important.

Doco: There's no next time.

TWIYpod: No, he could still come back.

Doco: Fuck no, bro.

TWIYpod: He could still come back. Whether I'm going to give it or not, he might get into the story.

Doco: Mm-mm.

TWIYpod: Hey, man, I got a situation with my car and this happened and this happened. I don't even need the understanding of what's going on. When are you going to pay it back?

Doco: Mm-mm.

TWIYpod: How much are you going to pay? Because I don't need the reason anymore because the reason might be a lie. So don't waste your time lying to me.

Doco: Mm-mm.

TWIYpod: I tell my kids all the time when I ask them questions, I say, hey, I'm not asking you questions because don't want you to lie to me.

Doco: Mm-mm.

TWIYpod: well Well, I just need this. I just need this. Well, hey, i didn't ask you what you needed. you you just said, hey, you need $10. I sent you $10. I'm not asking what you need the $10 for because if you're not honest with me, then we're going to be different. We'll have a different relationship.

Doco: With kids, that's different. I understand that. With your nieces nephews, that's different. I understand that.

TWIYpod: With adults, it's the same bag. Because somebody that comes to you time over time needing favors from you, but they always preface it with the story, with the explanation, with the, this is a dire need.

Doco: Nah, fuck that.

TWIYpod: This is an emergency. This is urgent. Bro, just just say you fucked up and you lost your bag on prize picks.

Doco: Yeah.

TWIYpod: Or don't say nothing at all. Just be like, yo, I and i need a favor because I need a favor.

Doco: Yeah.

Doco: But the moment I find out the ask is a lie, you can't ask me no more.

TWIYpod: I'll look at the...

Doco: You can't.

TWIYpod: No, I'm good.

Doco: Mm-mm.

TWIYpod: I'm good with it. I just, I'm not going to sit here and listen to you lie though.

Doco: Mm-mm. That's a moment where I expect...

TWIYpod: I'm not going to sit here and listen to you lie. I'm not, I'm not going to let you, I'm not going to put you in a position to be that guy that lies to my face when I know you lying. I'm not going to do that.

TWIYpod: I'm not that. Nah, don't even waste my time. Cause I want to look at you different. And now I can't trust nothing. You said, you can tell me, i got a fucking car with a million dollars in the trunk right now, but you lied to me so much because I allowed you to lie.

Doco: Yeah.

TWIYpod: If I know you're the liar, if I know you're Glenn the liar, I'm not having too many conversations with you where I'm expecting it to be truth.

Doco: Hmm.

Doco: Yeah.

Doco: But you'll give him money?

TWIYpod: If he pays a back, if he's got good credit with me, yeah. If Glenn the liar wants to go out to the club and Glenn the liar has successfully got us in the club, got us in the VIP, has shown us great hospitality.

Doco: Uh-uh.

TWIYpod: Yeah, Glenn the liar can do that. Am I trusting anything he's saying about his situation in life? No, but I can trust him in this one instance to do this one thing.

Doco: See, you're able to compartmentalize relationships like that. I can't do that.

TWIYpod: You have to.

Doco: I can't do that.

TWIYpod: You have to because you'll be looking at people as a whole.

Doco: Yeah, it's either you full of shit or you ain't.

TWIYpod: That's true, but once you find out they once you find out they full of shit, they can still serve a purpose, right?

Doco: It's either you full of shit or you ain't.

Doco: Nah, because that's when I start treating people like they're disposable.

Doco: And I don't want people around me that are disposable.

TWIYpod: But you've had friends that are good for certain things, so you use them for those things when the time called for it.

TWIYpod: You had a friend that had the crib. You had a friend that had the wheels. You had a friend that could get the girls.

Doco: Yeah, but that's that's kid shit, though. That's childish shit. that None of those pre-existings are, like, a part of my relationships today. It's not what you provide or what you can do or, like, the thing you're good at.

Doco: It's I like you as a person. We vibe. That's it. Like, I really don't ah have relationships based off of, like, oh, this is my go-out friend or this is my homeboy I go shoot guns with or, like, you know, I, uh-uh.

Doco: I can't do that.

TWIYpod: So the gun shooting friend is also the same friend that is just a Thursday beer in backyard friend.

Doco: The same nigga that brings his kids over. Yeah.

TWIYpod: if it If the relationship gets there, cool. But if it just sticks to, I know this nigga, we shoot guns together. I've tried to get into the other parts of his life or try to make merge his life into my life.

Doco: Yeah.

TWIYpod: And the only thing we lose, we lose everything after the guns.

Doco: Yeah.

TWIYpod: Cool. Then that's my gun buddy.

Doco: yeah and watch i mean that would be i mean I guess I might be okay, but I don't have any of those. You know what i mean? because I'm also very um rigid with people, right?

TWIYpod: Closed off?

Doco: i'm being I'm being honest, right?

TWIYpod: Yeah.

Doco: So once I let you to a certain point in my life, there really is no secrets about my life. You are seeing my home when it's not in the best condition. You are seeing me when I'm fucking, me and my girl ain't getting along.

Doco: You are seeing me when I'm having a bad day at work or like Nigga, I vent to y'all all the time about random shit, right?

TWIYpod: Yeah.

Doco: So, like, if we were no longer friends, my brain now goes to, God damn, I gave these niggas over four years worth of my life. I gave these niggas over four years worth of my business. You know what i mean? Now, what are these people about to go do?

Doco: It's scary. i'm I'm just being honest, though.

TWIYpod: why well why is Why is that the first place you run to of the worst case scenario of, hey, I told people about me and we're not on good terms.

Doco: Because I've...

TWIYpod: How could this hurt me?

Doco: I've dealt with those type of people before. I've just dealt with those type of people before, right?

TWIYpod: What are the people?

Doco: And I seem to keep repeating those same characters in my life.

TWIYpod: But are the people in question, have they shown any of those tendencies or done anything like that to anybody else in your four-year tenure of knowing them

Doco: ah I would say with y'all, no. um But with some people that come to mind, yeah. I've watched them be volatile in like, damn, I hope they never do that to me.

Doco: You know?

TWIYpod: You've got hold people to the standard that they're showing you. Like, you're you're comparing, like when I tell y'all not to compare music to other music. Don't compare Jay-Z to Nas or don't compare J. Cole to Drake because that's not fair assessment. Compare artists to the artists that they are.

TWIYpod: Compare those friends to the friends that they are. Don't make the four friends that you got for four years carry the water for other people because other people did you wrong. That's not fair. Should you be...

Doco: no

TWIYpod: Should you be operating a little bit differently because you got burnt before? Of course. But if they've shown you, hey, I'm not a doxing nigga. I'm not a this type of nigga.

TWIYpod: Well, cool. Then I can trust you. If I see you doing that during our tenure, I might switch up and handle things differently with you.

Doco: Yeah.

TWIYpod: But if I don't see you doing that during our tenure, then I got to I got to. hold you to what you're showing me to that standard not somebody else's standard I can't I've never been able to treat somebody different because somebody did me wrong niggas snitched on me in high school I never just said y'all never do business with anybody anymore because I got snitched on like nah that

Doco: Hmm.

Doco: No, but it's more like whoever talks to that nigga I'm never talking to again. That's a safety precaution, bro.

TWIYpod: hmm

Doco: If you are willing to be in the mud with ah a rat, right? That means you'll likely be a rat too. Or you'll be the nigga that he rats on next. And I don't want to be around that shit at all.

Doco: At all.

TWIYpod: i felt I felt that way in that time. So I told you all about the time where I was with this nigga named Mike. And he was, called him Sweet Tooth. And he he had some butt and he got caught.

Doco: Jesus.

TWIYpod: Boom, he tells. And he tells on me, they come see me. Don't got nothing. Cool. Everything's okay.

TWIYpod: I was still peace with the nigga because I'm like, he wouldn't tell on me. Like they just knew we hung tight. He wouldn't tell on me. We go do some shit. He went to go in the store to steal some blank CDs.

Doco: Uh-huh.

TWIYpod: I went into the store to buy b blank CDs because I got money. I'm just going to buy them. He's still him. He gets caught. I'm waiting in the car. Security guard come to me. Now I'm barred from fucking circuit city.

TWIYpod: This is how, this is how old this story is.

Doco: And I'm never talking to you again.

TWIYpod: Circuit city still open.

Doco: That's funny as hell.

TWIYpod: I'm barred from circuit city. Okay.

Doco: They should just H.H. Greggs now.

TWIYpod: and Bro, hey, I'll be barred from the wildest places, too. That's the funniest shit. I'm barred from the wildest places on Earth. How do you get barred from Western Sizzler? You know what I'm saying?

Doco: What the fuck is a western sizzler?

TWIYpod: a classic, ah a fun place, best place on life. So I did this shit where I called. I shunned this nigga. So I paid niggas in the neighborhood. I got $200 for you cash.

TWIYpod: This nigga come out of his house. Y'all beat him up. I got $200 cash every day. He comes out the house. If y'all can find him and whoop his ass, I'll give you $200 cash. That's how dedicated I was to making his life miserable.

Doco: See, that's worse than me just not talking to you.

TWIYpod: Right. Well, maybe. Maybe. I mean, get in your ass.

Doco: Ain't no maybe about it, nigga.

TWIYpod: no

Doco: You put niggas on this nigga.

TWIYpod: excuse yeah

Doco: That's way worse than me not talking to you.

TWIYpod: And I wasn't even around to see the ass whoopings. I was just paying niggas to harass this boy.

Doco: That's fucking...

TWIYpod: And one day old nigga came to me and he said, yo, you ever going to get tired of this shit? And I'm like, what? Paying $200 to feel better?

Doco: then the voice said

TWIYpod: No. And it's just like, yeah, but you paying $200 when all you did was understand that you lost a friend Because he can't keep your name out of his mouth every time he get in trouble.

Doco: yeah what

TWIYpod: ah you You should be thanking him. You should be giving him money because he saved you time and effort later on down the road when it was something important. And I'm like, yeah, I'm not giving him money.

TWIYpod: But I do understand. That's when my shit changed. I stopped being this weird hold a grudge nigga right after that. Because it's like the nigga said from Bronx Tale.

Doco: Hey, bro, you ain't got call me weird, bro.

TWIYpod: Well, not weird, not you, but it's like the guy said it's like the guy said in Bronx Tale when the guy owed him $20, when he owed Collegio $20, and Collegio's all out his body over $20.

Doco: u

TWIYpod: He was like, yo, you don't have to do this deal with this nigga for the rest of your life, over twenty and it costs you $20.

Doco: Yeah.

TWIYpod: You should be happy.

Doco: Yeah.

TWIYpod: So you don't have to deal with somebody in that capacity anymore.

Doco: No, at all.

TWIYpod: not or Or at all. I would say in that capacity because there are other ways that you can still deal with people.

Doco: Nah, bro, because once I can't trust you in certain aspects of life, I just can't trust you.

TWIYpod: I just can't trust you for certain things. I'm definitely a sociopath because I'm going to put you in boxes if I need to.

Doco: Nah. Mm-mm.

TWIYpod: If I have the reason to, I'm going to put you in boxes.

Doco: Mm-mm.

Doco: Because I might forget one day why I couldn't trust you.

TWIYpod: Can't do this. Can't do this with you no more.

Doco: Yeah.

TWIYpod: How do you forget?

Doco: Nigga, you...

TWIYpod: hey How do you forget? That's a party.

Doco: Bro, you might...

TWIYpod: That's on your jacket.

Doco: For example, yeah, so it's on a person jacket, right?

TWIYpod: That's on your jacket.

Doco: But for example, you having a cookout, right? And known klepto comes over the crib. You keep them outside. but You don't let them in the crib for four cookouts in a row. You get loose on the fifth cookout. Homeboys in the crib.

Doco: like You forgot. You got you know I'm saying? Bro, you get comfortable. You forget. like You forget why you mad at people sometimes. That happens.

Doco: That happens. See? Oh, but you do hold a grudge. Oh.

TWIYpod: thelupto The klepto just don't come over. The klepto don't come over.

Doco: Oh. Oh, so you'll let a rat come around you before you let a nigga that steals come around you?

TWIYpod: today Today, I'll let a rat come around because ain't got no dirt around me.

Doco: i don't care.

TWIYpod: But if it's people but if it's people if it's people with but if dirt around me, hey, hey hold that down.

Doco: nigga that... Bro, a nigga that snitch will just talk.

TWIYpod: or dam

Doco: Because here's the thing, bro. If you...

TWIYpod: we're not in good company

Doco: you might rat and you You might just be telling my business ah what I don't even realize are you telling my business. They got such and such over there. Every room got a TV, blah, blah, blah. Now you got niggas wanting to kick in my door.

TWIYpod: That's a valid point.

Doco: ain't just gotta be you got you got the police on me.

TWIYpod: That's a valid point, but that's nothing different than regular life with that. That's why when you get new shit, You keep the box in your house until trash day, and then you rip the box open as best as you can, and you put it in the trash can so that nobody see it.

Doco: Oh, you live in the gutter. i

TWIYpod: Well, hey, listen. All happens that hard.

Doco: You live in the gutter, bro.

TWIYpod: Hey, Christmas was tough over this, bitch. I'm sitting in here like, you hide the fucking box. Put the boxes up. Niggas at me like it was Christmas. Everybody got boxes.

Doco: That's funny as fuck. I ain't hiding no boxers, bro.

TWIYpod: Nah, hide the box, man. Hide the box.

Doco: Well, actually, i

TWIYpod: You can't let niggas know we got keyboards over here.

Doco: I just take my garbage to work with me, so.

TWIYpod: i Just stop. Stop.

Doco: I'm dead ass. I ain't paying for trash, boy. That's one of my favorite scams.

TWIYpod: not one I had to buy extra can, bro. That shit was like $85 fucking dollars.

Doco: Nah. Nah, but i'm not, no.

TWIYpod: was like, where the fuck is this money going?

Doco: Nope.

TWIYpod: Like, it is the city laundering money?

Doco: Nope. There's potholes everywhere around this motherfucker. Y'all ain't paying for shit, bro. Nothing. What's your, uh... We should newest project.

Doco: We can't do this. We should have newest personal business around the crib. It don't matter.

TWIYpod: The YouTube page is popping for both channels. I did something on accident. I did something accidentally on purpose.

Doco: Okay.

TWIYpod: Because I was just pushing buttons without reading all the instructions. Because that's not the type of nigga I am. But I was just trying to make sure shit was getting done. So I pushed the button.

Doco: Go ahead.

TWIYpod: I pushed the button. And I made video eligible for Apple Podcasts and Spotify.

Doco: How you do that?

TWIYpod: How did I do it?

Doco: How fuck you do that? Wait, what?

TWIYpod: how How did I do it? I don't fucking know. But I love it. So when you go watch my pod, when you go watch this pod on Apple Podcasts moving forward, you will see the video there.

TWIYpod: But the same video will be on YouTube. So please take all your attention to YouTube. Go like, comment, and subscribe to the YouTube. But the video was also on Apple Podcasts. It's amazing.

Doco: Yeah, we got pretty good ah celebrity episode on there.

TWIYpod: Yeah.

Doco: That's

TWIYpod: I had to.

Doco: a pretty good pull, actually. Shout out to Lace.

TWIYpod: it and let The dock connector. But I had to.

Doco: Shout out to Lace. That's when I was like, okay, he might be i actually know some people.

TWIYpod: I had to.

Doco: like I didn't think he was going to be able to do a brang online. But I was like, okay, on a random Saturday too, midday.

TWIYpod: all us out no that was of No, that was a fucking like Monday or Tuesday.

Doco: Bro, it was random.

TWIYpod: I was working. I was literally working.

Doco: The sun was still out.

TWIYpod: i was like, yo, I guys i got stop work. I got to stop work for like an hour. i got I got a meeting. And I just put meeting on my work computer. And then I was just like, yo, I'm going to log off the internet because my internet is fucking up. I'm to turn off the work computer so I can do this.

Doco: That's crazy. That's fucking crazy. But yeah, man.

TWIYpod: But, and I mean, that's my project, just fucking playing around with this, trying to learn the video editing shit, trying to learn the clips, trying to... boost the the eyes that we have on this because I think we got some good content so I'd like more people to see it more than just you know five or ten people if we only hit 20 people I'm still happy with that so don't ever try and I know I know hey shout

Doco: We got 56 last episode.

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TWIYpod: out shout out to the botters Harry Botter

Doco: You know, I'm about to buy some bots for real. Fuck it. Everybody else doing it.

TWIYpod: What project, what project you working on this week or moving forward?

Doco: Yeah. ah Well, I'm down a vehicle, so I got to get a car fixed.

TWIYpod: Okay.

Doco: Nigga, bro.

TWIYpod: So you about to build a carburetor?

Doco: No, I'm about to figure out how to get this shit out of my driveway to the car lot so I can get fixed.

TWIYpod: Hmm.

Doco: But um I dumped a lot of money into my car last week. New brakes, tires, rotors, oil change. Bro, Monday.

Doco: Get home. Bro, that shit.

TWIYpod: It

Doco: Bro, it wasn't even doing that. It was doing the computer shit. Like the gauges was doing all this kind of shit. Man, so, yeah.

TWIYpod: sounds like the alternator. It sounds like the alternator.

Doco: and Bro, I'm be so fucking mad, bro.

TWIYpod: wait

TWIYpod: do do what do what do you think you do

Doco: I'm hoping it's just the starter, but it's probably the alternator, right? So, I gotta get that fixed. And then I've just been doing my little yard work and shit around the crib. Niggas bought a wheelbarrow today.

Doco: You know? Grown man shit.

TWIYpod: Wait, you didn't have one before?

Doco: No.

TWIYpod: right. All right. No, that's pizza.

Doco: I've never done this level of yard work, right? Like, I never cared about actually raking this the winter leaves out of the grass. Like, you know? Niggas just growing up.

TWIYpod: I thought you was about to get into your mulch bag. I thought you was about to be like, okay, okay, okay, okay that's fine.

Doco: That's what I'm doing. That's what I'm doing. I'm preparing the beds, you know? I'm deciding if I want to trim my one little big-ass bush I got in front of my crib.

TWIYpod: Nah, you still want that fake privacy.

Doco: Oh, no.

TWIYpod: That's why you let the bush grow like that, because you like that fake privacy, yeah.

Doco: It's huge. That shit is huge.

TWIYpod: And

Doco: I sit on the porch, motherfuckers be walking by, they don't even know we on the porch.

TWIYpod: you be right behind it, like fucking Batman. I know, because that's the type of nigga you are.

Doco: Fucking right.

TWIYpod: ah i will say for the listeners, before we cut y'all loose, there's nothing worse than your car, well, besides your car breaking down after you get maintenance to it,

Doco: Bro. $1,100.

TWIYpod: Your car breaking down with a full tank of gas.

Doco: eleven on a

TWIYpod: That's the worst. That's the worst shit ever. Yeah, you just did maintenance on it and the bitch broke down. But for the people that's not doing regular maintenance, your car breaking down with a full tank of gas, that shit will make you start just thinking about life.

Doco: The worst.

TWIYpod: Like, I'll never put a full tank of gas in this bitch ever again.

Doco: bro. Deadass. Shit is crazy, man.

TWIYpod: Now you got trust issues. You know I'm saying? Like, now you're looking at your car like, Yeah, if I put $20 in you, bitch, you're going to be all right.

Doco: dead as bro

TWIYpod: You're going to be all right. Like, don't make don't don't make a fool out of me, bitch.

Doco: dead as

Doco: shit is crazy man

TWIYpod: That's nuts, man. Hey, Lace, we miss you. Come back. We'll be back next week, y'all. Enjoy the YouTube. Like, comment, and subscribe. Tell a friend to tell a friend that it's them again.

TWIYpod: I'm going bring my baby on this pot one day.