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NFL DFS Week 2: PART 2 RB/TE/WR Plays
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The DFS Deli is back with Part 2 of our Week 2 NFL DFS Main Slate breakdown! In this episode, we dive deep into the skill positions — highlighting our top plays at wide receiver, running back, and tight end to help you build winning lineups. But that’s not all… we also serve up a long, spicy rant about the Jacksonville Jaguars’ quarterback situation and what it means for fantasy and DFS moving forward. Whether you’re chasing upside in GPPs or looking for steady cash game plays, this episode is packed with takes, strategy, and the flavor only the DFS Deli can deliver.
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Transcript
00:00:01
Sully Shaheed
Hey, look at that.
Introduction and Technical Apologies
00:00:02
Sully Shaheed
It's part two of week two of the DFS Deli. Sorry that the first part got cut off. Technical difficulties will do that to you. But we won't run the intro anymore.
00:00:12
Sully Shaheed
We're just going to jump right back into it where we left off.
Quarterbacks and Running Backs for Week 2
00:00:15
Sully Shaheed
If you're tuning into this video or podcast, check out the first part because we went over quarterbacks that we like and a reintroduction to the DFS Deli.
00:00:24
Sully Shaheed
Right now, we're going to get into talk about running backs that we like. for week two uh i mentioned several running backs that are going to be chalky in the week two slate with devon a chain and of course cmc seeing that a cool 7500 big discount from what we're used to seeing him at and uh yeah we we're just going to get into some more takes about who we like on the slate so baker i think i was going to you about how uh we want to attack this slate at the running back position
00:00:52
Baker
Yeah, and what I was about to say was I thought I was big brain last week and playing some CNC thinking that he'd be low owned.
Running Back Strategies and CMC's Review
00:01:00
Baker
ah He wasn't as low owned as I thought. but He wasn't high owned.
00:01:04
Baker
He wasn't like and but a Mecca Abuka fucking ownership, but that...
00:01:09
Sully Shaheed
Oh God.
00:01:10
Baker
But definitely, definitely wasn't a big brain move on the CMC behalf. But he got there. You know, his catches bailed him out. And he ended up getting there and paying off, obviously. But I think this is a week to go back to an old school strategy and just jam in two high-priced running backs. Because i think once you get past a certain tier of running back, it falls off dramatically.
00:01:30
Baker
And it's honestly kind of scary murking in those waters down there. So, I think I'm more prone to just paying up for two running backs. Give me the CMC. Give me the Jameer Gibbs. Give me the Chase Brown.
00:01:44
Baker
You know, two of those type of guys. And I'll figure a wide receiver out later.
00:01:48
Sully Shaheed
But, like, Alvin Kamara is 6,100, man.
00:01:49
Chilly
I don't
00:01:53
Baker
Alvin Kamara is dust, bro.
00:01:55
Sully Shaheed
Brother, he's still got the receiving floor, especially what that's what you're looking for in DraftKings, at minimum. He scored last week. And, again, New Orleans kind of looked competent.
00:02:05
Baker
That – no, they did not stop it.
00:02:07
Sully Shaheed
Yes, they did. They lost by seven, bro, with a chance to win.
00:02:12
Baker
I mean, if if competent is like the Miami Dolphins, then yes, they were competent. But –
00:02:18
Sully Shaheed
The Dolphins got eviscerated.
00:02:23
Sully Shaheed
How is the... How do you put the Saints in the same realm as the Miami Dolphins? Ow.
00:02:29
Baker
But if we're calling competent the Dolphins, then yes, they are competent. If we're going by normal fucking standards of competency, then no. The the Saints were not competent. Their offense is still in shambles. ah Spencer Rattler is still trash.
00:02:42
Baker
Al McAmara is becoming dust in front of our eyes. Like, no.
00:02:46
Sully Shaheed
oh Ow. i don't think he deserved all that, but ow.
00:02:51
Baker
had to tell you how i really felt. I had to.
00:02:54
Sully Shaheed
I mean, speaking of a little dusty in a good matchup, though, can I interest anybody in James Conner against the Panthers?
00:03:02
Baker
now No, no.
00:03:04
Chilly
He is in a timeshare, it looks like.
00:03:07
Sully Shaheed
Yeah, because he's getting dusty.
00:03:08
Chilly
that's my that's my only That's my only concern. But, yeah, I mean, they make ETN. i mean, they essentially got rid of tank tank big you know Bigsby over there because because of that performance.
00:03:22
Chilly
So, um yeah, you can and you can interest me in James Conner. Carolina's run defense was horrible last year, and it's still horrible this year. You can interest me in that.
00:03:31
Sully Shaheed
Absolutely. I think 6,600 is a decent price for James Conner, especially because I think ownership wise, no one's going to play him.
00:03:40
Chilly
He's got decent ownership right now. I i mean, it's not it's not as high as the as the it' the big you know guys the bigger, wider running backs.
00:03:51
Chilly
But I think the move is probably – I mean, if you want to play a running back that I don't think – I think ownership will probably be lower at the end of the day It's probably Gibbs, right?
00:03:54
Sully Shaheed
Well, like I said, you could interest me in that.
Skepticism About the Lions' Season
00:04:08
Sully Shaheed
Yeah, I think that I think the downfall of the Lions is happening. um You know, I stated on another podcast that I was on no broken legs. Shout out to my boys, Jimmy and Evan, um that Detroit's going to be a huge disappointment this year.
00:04:22
Sully Shaheed
And I think we saw glimpses of it week one. I mean, like you can't just lose all those coordinators and think you're going to be fine. You know, I mean, he, they look pedestrian at best.
00:04:35
Sully Shaheed
And I mean, when you get held to that low run total, when you're known for your running offense, you might be in a little trouble this year.
00:04:42
Chilly
I think with the Lions, we're going to figure out, is it ah is it a, has Dan Campbell established a culture thing where doesn't matter who comes in there? and You know, they just, they're the Lions?
00:04:53
Chilly
Or is it the coordinators? Right now, it's looking like the coordinators because the Lions looked horrible in the preseason offensively.
00:05:02
Sully Shaheed
When the Lions lose to the Bears on Sunday, you're going to realize that it was the coordinators.
00:05:09
Chilly
that That's probably true because, I mean, right now I think the Bears, i would have the Bears finishing last in that division, but.
00:05:18
Sully Shaheed
Yeah, because, you know, Caleb Williams is ass, but I'm going to play him this week, though. Ass.
00:05:24
Chilly
that's That's fair.
00:05:26
Sully Shaheed
Baker, you're flipping me off right now, but what happens when, you know who the backup is, Baker? You know who the backup is?
00:05:34
Baker
Some bum, some bum.
00:05:37
Chilly
Secret major man.
00:05:37
Sully Shaheed
You know who the backup is? Thank you!
00:05:42
Baker
Some bum.
00:05:43
Sully Shaheed
When it secret Bajit man takes over in that Ben Johnson ah offense, just wait. The Bears are coming, man. The Bears are freaking coming.
00:05:53
Baker
Absolutely not.
00:05:54
Sully Shaheed
But for this week, I'm playing Caleb Williams in the revenge game.
00:05:59
Chilly
The revenge.
00:06:01
Sully Shaheed
The coordinator revenge game.
00:06:02
Baker
No, absolutely not. Or not the fact that not playing Caleb Williams, but like, like I've come to the conclusion that so many people on the worldwide web hate on Caleb Williams to the point where I have become a Caleb Williams fan.
00:06:05
Sully Shaheed
Fair.
00:06:16
Chilly
I mean, i played them a lot last year, so...
00:06:19
Sully Shaheed
You're just being contrarian for the fact of the matter that you just want to prove everybody wrong.
00:06:23
Baker
Like I'm about to paint my nails, all sorts of dumb shit.
00:06:28
Sully Shaheed
i a that's I mean, my my my nails are worn out now.
00:06:30
Chilly
You're going to wear a shirt underneath your jersey?
00:06:32
Sully Shaheed
but I got to redo them.
00:06:38
Baker
Well, I'm not in shape. I'm more of A shape. So I can't wear like like the see-through shit like Caleb was.
00:06:43
Chilly
You can.
Humor and Confidence Talk
00:06:45
Chilly
You can.
00:06:45
Sully Shaheed
You can.
00:06:45
Chilly
You absolutely can.
00:06:45
Baker
I'm not. um um okay i'm I'm not.
00:06:47
Sully Shaheed
Absolutely can.
00:06:47
Chilly
you You're not.
00:06:48
Baker
I'm not.
00:06:49
Chilly
There you go.
00:06:49
Baker
I'm not.
00:06:50
Chilly
Yeah.
00:06:50
Sully Shaheed
say You're just choosing not to. That's the thing.
00:06:53
Baker
i I understand what my body type is. And it is not somebody who's wearing anything that's showing off anything. ah Okay. Okay.
00:07:03
Chilly
um I mean, some of the other people that we do have, if we do want to toss them out, um I don't think anybody's probably, nobody's probably playing Kyra Williams.
00:07:03
Sully Shaheed
All right, fair, fair.
00:07:14
Chilly
And, you know, Denver did run the ball pretty pretty decently against Tennessee last week.
00:07:25
Sully Shaheed
Any interest in Travis ETN? Nowadays, he's the unequistered no timeshare back in Jacksonville going against Cincy.
00:07:30
Chilly
No. Nope. Nope. I'll let that off.
00:07:35
Baker
I think he will become popular.
00:07:36
Chilly
I'll let that off. I'll let that offense beat me. It's fine.
00:07:40
Baker
And I think he's going to end up, because of his price, becoming popular. So I'm not playing a... i would be I'd be hard-pressed to play a popular Travis Etienne.
00:07:52
Sully Shaheed
Okay, I'll throw out one more name. ah Can we get a repeat performance out of Javante Williams?
00:07:58
Baker
Fuck no!
00:07:59
Sully Shaheed
against
00:08:00
Baker
I'd rather play Travis Etienne.
00:08:00
Chilly
i um I'm playing the passing game as we can now go into wide receivers.
00:08:07
Baker
And the fact that you just brought up fucking Javante Williams, fuck no.
00:08:15
Sully Shaheed
scored twice.
00:08:16
Baker
And that's it. That's it.
00:08:19
Sully Shaheed
I know. That's literally all he did, but still, he scored twice.
00:08:22
Baker
His yards per touch, his yards per carry, yards after contact, all those metrics. Trash, trash, and more trash.
00:08:29
Chilly
Well,
00:08:29
Sully Shaheed
He didn't have any yards after contact.
00:08:32
Baker
Exactly, trash!
00:08:32
Chilly
but Well, he was playing the defending Super Bowl champions. Now he's at home against the Giants.
00:08:41
Baker
And the Giants got a good, up like the Giants are good up front. The Giants have us three.
00:08:44
Chilly
i need a
00:08:45
Baker
have Giants has us three in their secondary.
00:08:49
Chilly
They did allow the ro they didn't allow a rushing touchdown last week to the rookie.
00:08:53
Sully Shaheed
They allowed 86 yards and a touchdown to Jacoby Kroski Merritt. Talk about a good run defense. My little bill got up in them last week, so I don't even want to hear it.
00:09:04
Baker
and And the majority of that came in garbage. All right. Let's not act like it was in the heart of the game when the game was closed. It was a garbage.
00:09:11
Sully Shaheed
a 8.6 yards, a touch, and a touchdown. Guess what? The Giants are going to be in garbage time a lot, Baker. lot.
00:09:20
Baker
All right.
00:09:21
Sully Shaheed
So...
00:09:22
Baker
So who has the number one pick? The Dolphins or the Giants? I'm saying Giants.
00:09:25
Sully Shaheed
Oh God, the dolphins.
00:09:26
Baker
Giants. Give me a Giants.
00:09:27
Sully Shaheed
Dolphins.
00:09:28
Sully Shaheed
Dolphins. Oh, they suck.
00:09:28
Chilly
it ah
00:09:29
Chilly
let's be Let's be real. The number one pick is going to the Saints.
00:09:35
Baker
Nope. As y'all said, the the the Saints are scrappy. so they'll
00:09:38
Chilly
Oh, whoa, whoa. Motherfucker. I'm playing Mac Jones. You think I said the Saints are scrappy?
00:09:43
Sully Shaheed
I said that.
00:09:44
Chilly
Listen.
00:09:44
Sully Shaheed
I said that.
00:09:45
Baker
i
00:09:46
Sully Shaheed
I said that.
00:09:46
Baker
As you people, you people, you people, you people.
00:09:48
Sully Shaheed
Scrappy.
00:09:49
Chilly
Listen.
00:09:49
Sully Shaheed
Scrappy, but fun.
00:09:50
Chilly
year four your Your worst teams in the NFL probably go as follows.
00:09:51
Sully Shaheed
Scrappy, but fun.
00:09:54
Chilly
you probably no particular
00:09:55
Baker
The Giants, the Giants, the the Giants.
00:09:56
Chilly
of So it's the Giants, the
Criticism of the Browns' Performance
00:10:01
Chilly
Saints, the Dolphins, pant Panthers. Panthers could be drafted number one again.
00:10:08
Sully Shaheed
And the Titans.
00:10:10
Chilly
i wouldn't say the Titans. I think the Patriots would finish worse.
00:10:14
Sully Shaheed
Oh, yeah. we Baker is correct. The Browns.
00:10:18
Baker
Thank you.
00:10:19
Chilly
Yeah.
00:10:19
Baker
The Browns. How are we forgetting our own team here?
00:10:21
Sully Shaheed
The Browns.
00:10:22
Baker
The Browns are trash.
00:10:23
Chilly
the I mean, they only allowed seven yards to Joe Burrow, Jamar Chase, Chase Brown, T. Higgins. Seven yards.
00:10:33
Baker
And still lost.
00:10:33
Chilly
Still lost.
00:10:34
Baker
You know why?
00:10:35
Chilly
Because Browns Browns then.
00:10:36
Baker
Because they're trash.
00:10:38
Sully Shaheed
law
00:10:41
Sully Shaheed
That's the most Browns-y thing I've seen all week.
00:10:42
Baker
Yeah.
00:10:44
Sully Shaheed
All I'm saying is that a 41-year-old Matt Prater took a red eye on Thursday to go to the Bills against a game-winning field goal on Sunday night football. But this motherfucker that they've had in camp the entire time can't hit an extra point and a and field goal to win the game.
00:11:00
Sully Shaheed
That doesn't make any sense to me. Browns be Browns-ing, man. Browns be Browns-ing.
00:11:05
Chilly
Browns v. Browns.
00:11:08
Baker
I mean, if we don't just sign Justin Tucker, I'm going to lose my shit.
00:11:08
Sully Shaheed
What's the likelihood?
00:11:11
Baker
Just sign Justin Tucker and be over with him.
00:11:12
Sully Shaheed
i was just about to say that. I was just about to say that. What's the likelihood that the Browns signed Justin Tucker?
00:11:17
Baker
They should.
00:11:18
Chilly
And make him the highest paid kicker in the league. Probably high.
00:11:23
Baker
And then if I play in leagues with kickers still, which I do, I'm signing Justin Tucker for the ra revenge game.
00:11:33
Sully Shaheed
Which is more reason you should be playing Joe Flacco this week, Baker.
00:11:37
Baker
No, Joe Flacco got his revenge last year. It's not even revenge anymore.
00:11:41
Sully Shaheed
It's still revenge.
00:11:44
Baker
Because remember, Cedric Tillman's coming out party.
00:11:44
Chilly
Revenge.
00:11:46
Baker
Actually, that wasn't Joe Flacco. That was Jameis Winston. Never mind.
00:11:51
Sully Shaheed
Revenge.
00:11:52
Baker
Because I love Jameis Winston. I'm sorry.
00:11:55
Sully Shaheed
Let's move forward to the wide receiver position. The pass catch or as we will. um Take a look at some projections early on on this beautiful Wednesday.
00:12:07
Sully Shaheed
um What sticks out to me the most right now is, you know, Malik Neighbors, probably still a solid price at $7,100. If, if, for some reason, Russell Wilson does get benched in, like, that first half, we could see a second half explosion from Malik Neighbors.
00:12:24
Sully Shaheed
And we're already playing Cowboys, so we must have interest in CeeDee Lamb and or Deontay Johnson. um The Hollywood brown chalk kind of scares me, but at $5,200 on DraftKings, eh, and I
00:12:37
Chilly
did you Did you say Deontay Johnson?
00:12:39
Baker
He did.
00:12:40
Sully Shaheed
not oh i'm sorry not deontay johnson i'm sorry he's been he's been in so many places i just think he's there george pickens yeah george pickens is who he should be interested in and but you know i'm just saying wait what what did deontay johnson do to deserve the fate that he deserved like you got cut from the browns bro you know what are we doing
00:12:41
Baker
He did. he did. paid definitely did.
00:12:48
Chilly
You were thinking about the Browns, didn't we? we
00:13:04
Chilly
He's no effort. The state in Pittsburgh, bro.
00:13:10
Sully Shaheed
I guess.
00:13:12
Baker
Yeah, he pulled the opposite of Deadpool.
00:13:12
Sully Shaheed
I guess.
00:13:15
Baker
Minimal effort.
00:13:18
Baker
Yeah.
00:13:18
Sully Shaheed
Minimal effort.
00:13:19
Baker
you
00:13:21
Chilly
So, I mean, the real question is, is are you playing this Hollywood brown chalk?
00:13:28
Sully Shaheed
I mean, on DraftKings, I could find the $800 to get the JSN. Like, my dude is dialed in on JSN. So, like, what what makes me think he ain't getting another 13 targets in this game against Pittsburgh?
00:13:38
Chilly
Yeah.
00:13:43
Sully Shaheed
I could find the $800. I could find – that's a little different. Nah, I think my pivot would just be going $800 more find room for And thirteen targets don't lie and at six thousand dollars yes andd
00:14:02
Chilly
I mean, the Kansas City wide receiver room is as follows. Hollywood Brown, Juju Smith-Schuster, Taequann Thornton.
00:14:12
Sully Shaheed
Me, Baker,
00:14:14
Chilly
ah
00:14:16
Sully Shaheed
so random guy on the corner.
00:14:17
Chilly
for Brother.
00:14:19
Sully Shaheed
Like, that Kansas City receiving room is ass.
00:14:22
Chilly
That's... So would you rather play Juju? Just play Juju At... ah
00:14:29
Baker
Yes.
00:14:30
Chilly
yes
00:14:31
Baker
Yes.
00:14:33
Chilly
Yeah, that's probably the move.
00:14:34
Sully Shaheed
I think he can pay that back. Yeah. Yeah, I can do that.
00:14:37
Chilly
He's coming. has like 4% ownership as of today.
00:14:44
Sully Shaheed
I, ugh. That whole KC thing scares me, man. But I mean, you know, you got your boy, Ricky Pearsall, trying to be unlocked at 5,300. Why not just do that?
00:14:55
Sully Shaheed
I'll play Ricky
00:14:55
Baker
Not with Mac Jones.
00:14:56
Chilly
Oh, I'm playing Ricky Pierce. Oh.
00:15:00
Baker
Not with Mac fucking Jones.
00:15:02
Sully Shaheed
i'll play in rioky pers
00:15:02
Chilly
um I'm gonna.
00:15:07
Baker
Like I said, not with punk ass fucking Mac Jones.
00:15:11
Chilly
beggar what baker
00:15:11
Sully Shaheed
Why do you hate Mac Jones so much?
00:15:14
Chilly
Baker, what quarterback would would you like in this 1v1
00:15:21
Sully Shaheed
yeah
00:15:23
Chilly
against Mac Jones?
00:15:25
Baker
What's my salary? Give me a salary.
00:15:28
Chilly
Baker, just pick a guy.
00:15:28
Sully Shaheed
or k
00:15:32
Chilly
Who you feel?
00:15:32
Baker
All right. How much is Mac Jones?
00:15:34
Chilly
Who do you feel?
00:15:35
Baker
lets Let me start there.
00:15:36
Sully Shaheed
or k
00:15:37
Chilly
He's
00:15:38
Baker
He's 4K. Lord Jesus.
00:15:39
Sully Shaheed
He's the men, Baker. The men.
00:15:41
Chilly
Baker.
00:15:41
Baker
Lord.
00:15:43
Chilly
Baker. When he rushes in for a touchdown, he's almost going to 2X his fucking salary. Right?
00:15:51
Baker
Give me Drake May. I'll take you Drake May while be one
00:15:55
Chilly
Perfect. One of those Patriots guys was a pro bowler. Hmm.
00:16:01
Sully Shaheed
saying.
00:16:02
Chilly
Hmm.
00:16:07
Sully Shaheed
just saying
00:16:08
Baker
I mean, Mac Jones is in, what, year four or five, and he's already on three different teams? there's There's something wrong with Mac.
00:16:15
Chilly
Hey, man, was Matt Jones, was he not producing last year as Jacksonville's quarterback? I know a lot of people, he played, listen, I know a lot of people, a lot of people played Dr.
00:16:21
Baker
No! He wasn't! No! um
00:16:25
Chilly
Strange. Okay. I know that happened. Okay. And a lot of people were playing Brian Thomas Jr. So let's not forget the man throwing them the football. Okay.
00:16:36
Sully Shaheed
He's right. I mean, Trevor Lawrence was like, he treated Brian Thomas Jr. as an afterthought last week.
00:16:42
Chilly
There is there
00:16:42
Sully Shaheed
If he didn't suck out for that touchdown, he would have done jack.
00:16:46
Chilly
a... Brian Thomas does have the coach speak this week. um I know ah liam Cohen was out there saying we got to get the ball to Brian Thomas and all this other stuff. and So he does have the coach speak behind him.
00:17:01
Sully Shaheed
Yeah, but he doesn't have the quarterback behind him.
00:17:02
Chilly
But like...
00:17:04
Sully Shaheed
Trevor Lawrence's ass.
00:17:06
Baker
He's better than Mack Jones.
00:17:10
Sully Shaheed
One of them went to a Pro Bowl.
00:17:13
Baker
I'm pretty sure Trevor Lawrence is a pro bowler at some point in time.
00:17:15
Sully Shaheed
As the alternates alternate alternate alternate alternate.
00:17:16
Baker
Accent.
00:17:18
Chilly
yeah
00:17:18
Baker
Hey, pro bowl is pro bowl, all right? Go fuck yourself.
00:17:20
Chilly
i wanted
00:17:21
Sully Shaheed
I don't want to fucking hear that.
00:17:21
Baker
Go fuck yourself, all right?
00:17:23
Chilly
i would I would think i would think ah ah think both both were a pro bowler.
00:17:31
Chilly
didn't I mean, one of them did beat the Buffalo Bills, though, on, like, what, three pass attempts?
00:17:32
Sully Shaheed
Maybe.
00:17:37
Sully Shaheed
Wait, wait, wait, wait, I think Trevor Lawrence got in over somebody, I think it was like two years ago, where he like didn't deserve it at all, and it was like a big what the F.
00:17:48
Chilly
I know Mack Joe...
00:17:48
Baker
But he went.
00:17:48
Sully Shaheed
I gotta look that one up.
00:17:49
Baker
But he went.
00:17:50
Chilly
but I know Mac Jones was an alternate that I know that.
00:17:55
Baker
Yes, yes he was.
00:17:56
Chilly
Yes. Um, but wide, but wide receivers here.
00:17:57
Sully Shaheed
Matt Jones.
00:18:00
Chilly
I think both of the Cowboys wide receivers are in play. Whether you want to use one of them as a one-off, um, or if you're going stack them yeah for sure.
00:18:07
Sully Shaheed
Yeah, Deontay Johnson or CeeDee Lamb, right?
00:18:09
Chilly
for sure Uh, or George pickings. I don't know Deontay's on the practice squad, but, um, uh, I think, I think both are solid.
00:18:15
Sully Shaheed
who is Who is George Pickens?
00:18:20
Chilly
Um, again here, Hollywood Brown appears to be the chalk. That's probably bad chalk. I would think, um, I don't think I'll be playing. I don't think I'll be playing that.
00:18:33
Chilly
Um,
00:18:34
Sully Shaheed
There's just so many good park price pivots around him. like I'd rather play Ricky Pearsall 1,000% of the time over Hollywood Brown.
00:18:41
Baker
I can't argue that. Can't argue that. I actually would too.
00:18:44
Chilly
i mean I mean, I like Ricky Pearsall.
00:18:44
Sully Shaheed
Yeah.
00:18:47
Chilly
Nobody's going to play DJ Moore. Nobody's going to play Amon Ross A. Brown. um Kind of just go back here. I don't think people still believe in Justin Fields, so I think Garrett Wilson ah will have no ownership.
00:19:05
Chilly
Again here, Tyree Kilt, gross, but
00:19:11
Sully Shaheed
Shut up. No, no. He's dead to me. He's dead to everybody. Don't ever play Tiger Hill. It's over.
00:19:15
Chilly
Yeah, this is just the week where he puts you to sleep in about halfway through the first quarter.
00:19:16
Baker
why
00:19:20
Chilly
mean, I'd rather play DJ.
00:19:20
Sully Shaheed
That's fine. I'll go on a walk. I don't care.
00:19:24
Sully Shaheed
I'll go catch a movie. That's fine. That's fine.
00:19:30
Chilly
i mean
00:19:32
Sully Shaheed
But, Chili, can I interest you $4,800 Roma Dunsay? roma dunee
00:19:41
Chilly
ah
00:19:44
Chilly
rather play dejay
00:19:46
Sully Shaheed
Who caught Caleb's touchdown last week?
00:19:49
Chilly
I mean, if Caleb Williams actually could throw the football, DJ Moore would have had a touchdown at the end of the game.
00:19:54
Sully Shaheed
He was wide open.
00:19:58
Baker
May I have a second?
00:19:58
Sully Shaheed
I'll give you that.
00:20:00
Baker
May I have a second?
00:20:00
Chilly
Yeah, you can have the floor.
00:20:01
Baker
May I?
00:20:01
Sully Shaheed
Of course.
00:20:02
Chilly
yeah you can have the floor.
00:20:03
Baker
So I just want to vent. I literally just want to vent.
Fantasy League Frustrations
00:20:07
Baker
So I'm saying I have a work league in which my team didn't show up.
00:20:07
Chilly
ahead and set.
00:20:12
Baker
Cool. Caleb Williams and DJ Moore I had going Monday night. Guess how I lost.
00:20:18
Sully Shaheed
The fumble. Oh,
00:20:20
Baker
I lost by 0.5 because of that fucking fumble.
00:20:25
Sully Shaheed
no.
00:20:27
Baker
Like, I was ahead of him.
00:20:28
Sully Shaheed
Well. All
00:20:34
Baker
a So many people lost because of that fumble I saw on social media. And it's like, it i I didn't even realize that I lost. I knew that won. So I'm like, all I look in the app today.
00:20:44
Sully Shaheed
right.
00:20:44
Baker
I'm like, I lost. How the fuck did I lose? How the fuck did I lose? I'm like, this motherfucker fumbled in the game.
00:20:52
Sully Shaheed
That's horrible. Yes.
00:20:54
Baker
I'm one of those victims who lost because of DJ Moore's fumble at the end of the game. I'm like, you gotta be fucking kidding me. Now I gotta hear shit from one of my fucking food runners when I get to fucking work tomorrow because he beat me and he don't know shit about football.
00:21:07
Chilly
um I am going to point out, we you know we were speaking about the revenge narrative. And um yeah, and we haven't mentioned it yet in this section.
00:21:14
Sully Shaheed
yes
00:21:20
Sully Shaheed
ah We're missing a revenge narrative.
00:21:23
Chilly
Yeah. um
00:21:25
Sully Shaheed
oh ah please please Please hold, please hold.
00:21:27
Chilly
Yeah, yeah, yeah. i Just saying, see if you see it.
00:21:31
Sully Shaheed
yeah it It better not be some obscure.
00:21:35
Chilly
No, no, no. this is He's a popular wide receiver.
00:21:38
Sully Shaheed
Okay, excellent, excellent, excellent.
00:21:40
Chilly
Yeah, yeah.
00:21:41
Baker
oh I see it. I see it.
00:21:45
Sully Shaheed
ah Baker sees it. Ooh.
00:21:49
Baker
He's a grown ass man. He's a grown ass fucking man.
00:21:51
Sully Shaheed
Oh no.
00:21:53
Chilly
I was going to say that, but I didn't want to give him the hint.
00:21:57
Baker
He's a grown ass fucking man.
00:21:57
Sully Shaheed
Oh no.
00:22:01
Sully Shaheed
Oh no. i guess you I guess you bring up a good point.
00:22:05
Baker
that that That is a revenge narrative.
00:22:08
Sully Shaheed
So we're we're gonna we're gonna think about playing DK Metcalf in the revenge game on Sunday.
00:22:16
Chilly
I mean, Pittsburgh's defense did not do well.
00:22:25
Sully Shaheed
No, no.
00:22:28
Chilly
And I feel like Aaron Rodgers is a pretty sp spiteful individual.
00:22:28
Sully Shaheed
So ah yeah, I can support that play.
00:22:33
Chilly
I feel like he may try to get DK that touchdown.
00:22:38
Sully Shaheed
You know who else is spiteful?
00:22:39
Baker
Thank you.
00:22:39
Sully Shaheed
Ben Johnson. When he tears up the Lions this weekend.
00:22:43
Chilly
Hey, Ben Johnson, he did, like, that loss is on him, though, because he did make a coaching blunder. Because he should have never have had Santos try to kick the ball out of bounds.
00:22:55
Sully Shaheed
That's fair.
00:22:57
Chilly
All he had to...
00:22:57
Sully Shaheed
but you But I digress. Yeah, I think Aaron Rodgers is spiteful enough to be like, hey, going to get you one right here. So, yeah i yeah yeah, I'm behind that.
00:23:05
Chilly
i think I think so.
00:23:09
Sully Shaheed
I'm behind that. Any other takes at wide receiver before we slide into tight end? The dumpster fire known as tight end.
00:23:17
Baker
I mean, I know Chill kind of brought him up, but I kind of i kind of really do like if you're stacking the Caleb Williams or that that game, playing Amon Ross A. Brown.
00:23:28
Baker
The God of the sun is going to rise. like He's just too good not to show up and show out, so...
00:23:34
Sully Shaheed
hundred percent hundred percent 100%. 100%. Okay. Let's slide over to the TE position. And this used to be a... there's used This segment used to be reserved for Travis Kelsey.
00:23:49
Baker
Mr.
00:23:49
Sully Shaheed
But it looks like those those days are are gone, unfortunately.
00:23:50
Baker
Taylor Swift?
00:23:54
Chilly
Yeah.
00:23:54
Baker
Mr. Taylor Swift.
00:23:54
Chilly
Yeah. Yeah.
00:23:56
Sully Shaheed
Yeah.
00:23:57
Chilly
Travis Swift. um Tight end doesn't matter because the best one plays on Monday night. So play whoever you want.
00:24:04
Baker
Well, apparently Mr. fucking Mac Jones over here, for you, it's to play this backup fucking tight end in San Francisco with your fucking San Francisco fucking stacks.
00:24:17
Baker
Shit.
00:24:17
Chilly
known No, no. CMC. Jones, CMC, and Pearsall. That's all you need.
00:24:26
Chilly
You shake your head all you want, Baker.
00:24:26
Sully Shaheed
Hey, that's all you need.
00:24:27
Chilly
That's all you need. That's all you need.
00:24:29
Sully Shaheed
That's you need.
00:24:30
Chilly
I mean, the third most the third most popular tight end right now is is ah is a Browns tight end.
00:24:31
Baker
e Oh my God.
00:24:37
Chilly
That's not David Njoku.
00:24:40
Baker
Is Harold Bannon.
00:24:41
Sully Shaheed
Oh, yeah, Harold Fannin. Yeah.
00:24:42
Chilly
Yeah.
00:24:45
Chilly
Who I do have in...
00:24:46
Sully Shaheed
I mean, Harold Fannin.
00:24:46
Chilly
cool
00:24:47
Sully Shaheed
Harold Fannin did, like, lightweight tear up the Bengals last week. But you know who gets the Bengals this week?
00:24:54
Chilly
Dr. Strange.
00:24:55
Sully Shaheed
We can do something strange for some change.
00:24:57
Baker
Well, you know who's giving him ball, Sully, so you might want to contemplate playing the quarterback, should say?
00:25:01
Chilly
Yeah, it ain't no Jaguar great Mac Jones getting on the ball.
00:25:01
Sully Shaheed
You know what? I'm playing Britain strange.
00:25:09
Baker
Jaguar great.
00:25:12
Sully Shaheed
When I think of Jaguar or great, I think of Blake Bortles.
00:25:12
Baker
Wow.
00:25:17
Baker
No, you don't.
00:25:18
Sully Shaheed
Yes, I do. I remember the good old days of Blake Bortles.
00:25:19
Baker
You fucking liar. You're
00:25:23
Sully Shaheed
Man, I remember i remember double stacking him every week with Alan Hearns.
00:25:31
Baker
You fucking liar.
00:25:33
Sully Shaheed
It was just great times. Blake Bortles. Blake Bortles has passed forward 4,000 yards in his career in a season before, you know? Blake Bortles has been to an AFC Championship game, you know? So it's like, I think of Jaguars great.
00:25:47
Sully Shaheed
i I remind myself of how great Blake Bortles was and how he lost them too soon. I think he retired too soon.
00:25:54
Baker
We lost him or he sucked.
00:25:55
Sully Shaheed
You know?
00:25:58
Sully Shaheed
I think he just chose not to play anymore because he knew how good he was. He already solidified a solid NFL career. You know? So...
00:26:06
Chilly
I mean, best Jaguars QB was definitely David Garrard.
00:26:10
Sully Shaheed
I was going to say, you're going to say David a Garrard, aren't you?
00:26:10
Baker
but Byron Lefwich.
00:26:12
Chilly
Love me some David Garrard.
00:26:13
Baker
Are fucking kidding me?
00:26:14
Chilly
Nah, let me say
00:26:15
Baker
Byron Lefwich.
00:26:16
Chilly
and Love me some David Garrard.
00:26:19
Baker
Byron Lefwich, stop it.
00:26:21
Sully Shaheed
Leave below in the comments who was the better Jaguars QB.
00:26:25
Baker
but I mean, what Mark Rinell is better than fucking...
00:26:26
Sully Shaheed
Who was your favorite Jaguars QB of all time?
00:26:31
Baker
Ha
00:26:31
Sully Shaheed
Oh, not Mark Brunel, dude.
00:26:32
Chilly
Mark Bernal is the right answer, we're being real, but...
00:26:35
Baker
ha ha ha ha.
00:26:40
Chilly
um I mean at this point
00:26:42
Sully Shaheed
I'm going to compare career stats between Mark Brunel and Blake Bortles. That's what I want to do.
00:26:46
Chilly
i mean, at this point, for tight end, if you're if you're not playing Trey McBride, then whoever fits, put them in.
00:26:48
Sully Shaheed
Fuck off now.
00:26:55
Chilly
I mean, basically, right? Or you're playing Travis Kelsey.
00:26:57
Baker
Wow.
00:27:01
Sully Shaheed
How about the target monster known as Jawan Johnson in New Orleans?
00:27:06
Chilly
Sure. Cool. Great great pick.
00:27:09
Baker
the fuck saw that coming? man
00:27:12
Chilly
I can put that in my Mac Jones lineups.
00:27:17
Sully Shaheed
Oh, man.
00:27:25
Chilly
Man, if I play in Mac Jones and Jawan Johnson, shit, I can play whoever I want.
00:27:25
Sully Shaheed
you
00:27:32
Chilly
Literally, I can jam them all in. I'll jam in like Jamar Chase, CeeDee Lamb, be ready to go.
00:27:39
Baker
I hate everything about you.
00:27:40
Sully Shaheed
Oh my God.
00:27:41
Baker
Everything. There's nothing about you that I like. Just so you know.
00:27:47
Sully Shaheed
I like the way this is going.
00:27:49
Baker
I hate the way this is going.
00:27:51
Sully Shaheed
I like the way this is going. This is great.
00:27:53
Chilly
um I mean, honestly, if I was going to play tight end this week, I'd probably just play Tyler tyler Warren. Just give me my 10 points and let's move on.
00:28:05
Sully Shaheed
Baker, i am very disappointed in you, by the way.
00:28:08
Baker
I mean, you're I'm used to you being disappointed in me. Why are you disappointed this time?
00:28:11
Sully Shaheed
Because we're talking to we were just having a rant about Jaguars quarterbacks, and you did not mention your boy, your boner boy, fucking Gardner Minshew.
00:28:18
Baker
Oh, Blaine Gabbert? Or Blaine Gabbert?
00:28:23
Sully Shaheed
Blaine Gabbert was ass, but you were so up Gardner Minshew's ass for years on this show. And we have a Jaguars QB conversation.
00:28:31
Baker
Well, because Gardner Minshew is the greatest Eagles quarterback of all time, Jags.
00:28:31
Sully Shaheed
You do not mention Gardner Minshew.
00:28:43
Sully Shaheed
Okay. Okay. I apologize.
00:28:47
Baker
Keep in Gardner Mitchell has a special place in my heart as an eagle.
00:28:52
Baker
Eagle.
00:28:52
Sully Shaheed
That's fair too.
00:28:53
Baker
E-A-G-L-E-S. Eagles!
00:28:59
Sully Shaheed
Chili, do you want to support Chad Henney in this argument or no?
00:29:03
Chilly
yeah i'm looking I'm looking at some...
00:29:07
Sully Shaheed
You want to support him in this argument or no?
00:29:07
Chilly
Man, I think... Man, I think... Man, the Browns have had... Jags have had some sketchy quarterbacks as well.
00:29:19
Chilly
this is not This is not good.
00:29:20
Sully Shaheed
They literally had seven QBs in their existence. What do you mean?
00:29:24
Chilly
Oh, it's more than that.
00:29:25
Baker
And they're all bad. And every last one of them is bad.
00:29:26
Chilly
They've had... They've had 25. They've had Steve Berline, Rob Johnson, Steve Matthews, Jonathan Quinn, Jay Fiedler, Jamie Martin.
00:29:39
Chilly
And then you start to get –
00:29:40
Baker
I feel like some of those names are made up.
00:29:43
Chilly
they literally played one game. ah Quinn Gray.
00:29:47
Sully Shaheed
I was going to say, you're getting to the Browns category where we have like 50 quarterbacks and they've all played like one game.
00:29:47
Chilly
ah
00:29:53
Chilly
Yeah, man. So, I mean, basically, Mark Brunel dominated from 95 01 02. or o two
00:30:01
Sully Shaheed
I can't believe this a topic we've been talking about.
00:30:03
Baker
a
00:30:06
Chilly
That's how bad
00:30:06
Sully Shaheed
You want to talk about off the rails? This is it. you We've reached peak off the rails.
00:30:13
Baker
We're in mid-season four, bro.
00:30:13
Chilly
that's how that's how bad tight ends are.
00:30:18
Sully Shaheed
Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, why why let's talk about Jaguars quarterbacks instead of playing tight end.
00:30:22
Chilly
Again, man, if brock if Brock Bowers is not on the main slate, literally play whoever the fuck you want.
Tight End Strategy Discussion
00:30:35
Sully Shaheed
I guess I can't argue with that.
00:30:36
Chilly
and if you don't And if you're not playing black Brock Bowers, probably at this point, you're going to play cheap-ass Tyler Warren. Get you 10 points and get out.
00:30:46
Sully Shaheed
Tyler Warren did look good last week.
00:30:48
Baker
He looked great.
00:30:49
Sully Shaheed
Yeah, he looked damn good.
00:30:50
Chilly
And honestly, if you figure that, um you know, basically what, Michael Plattman's going to get sent to the Shadow Realm by Patrick Sertain. So, ty Tyler Warren?
00:31:05
Sully Shaheed
I'm game.
00:31:07
Sully Shaheed
I'm in. You son of a bitch. I'm in.
00:31:12
Sully Shaheed
ah You want to talk about defenses or do you want to continue to talk about Jaguars quarterbacks?
00:31:17
Chilly
Jack's quarterback.
00:31:17
Baker
I mean, how Brian Lefkowitz isn't the greatest Jags quarterback of all time, considering the dude played on a broken fucking leg?
00:31:22
Sully Shaheed
That answers that question.
00:31:24
Baker
Are you fucking kidding me? He's like the Kurt Angle of Jaguars.
00:31:32
Sully Shaheed
Baker, in a single season, who has the most touchdowns by a Jaguars quarterback?
00:31:36
Baker
That means fuck to me.
00:31:38
Sully Shaheed
Who has the most yards by a Jaguars quarterback?
00:31:38
Baker
Nothing.
00:31:41
Baker
That also means nothing to me.
00:31:42
Sully Shaheed
Who has been the furthest distance in the playoffs as a Jaguars quarterback? The answer to every single question is Blake Bortle.
00:31:47
Baker
Mark Brunel? Mark Brunel? Mark Brunel?
00:31:50
Chilly
i think I think Mark Brunel made an AFC championship game, I think.
00:31:51
Baker
Mark Brunel? Mark Brunel? He definitely made an AFC championship game.
00:31:57
Sully Shaheed
Was it? Didn't they make the AFC Championship like their first year back in the league as an expansion team?
00:31:58
Baker
Yes.
00:32:00
Baker
Yes. Yes. Hence the reason I said Mark Brunel.
00:32:07
Sully Shaheed
Did he ever lead the Jaguars? Did he have the most touchdown pass Jaguars history?
00:32:11
Sully Shaheed
No, he doesn't.
00:32:11
Chilly
i'm just say I'm just saying David Garrard had more wins than Blake Bortles, regardless of the playoff records.
00:32:18
Sully Shaheed
I never said Blake Bortles was a winner. I just said...
00:32:25
Baker
And once again, the Kurt Angle of the Jaguars is literally Byron Lefkowitz.
00:32:31
Sully Shaheed
I just miss him for fantasy, damn it. I just miss my Blake Bortles stacks. Those were fun.
00:32:36
Chilly
bla bor Blake Bortles did have 103 passing touchdowns.
00:32:36
Baker
Yeah.
00:32:42
Sully Shaheed
He wasn't a bad NFL quarterback.
00:32:44
Baker
He was a terrible NFL quarterback.
00:32:47
Sully Shaheed
His name was Blake Bortles.
00:32:50
Baker
Oh.
00:32:51
Sully Shaheed
Okay, ah defenses, guys, defenses.
00:32:53
Baker
it is Is Blake Bortles starting so I can start the defense against him? Have a great defense going for me into the fourth quarter where bla where garbage time Blake comes to play.
00:33:03
Sully Shaheed
Oh, that was my favorite Blake Bortles, man.
00:33:05
Baker
Lord Jesus.
00:33:06
Sully Shaheed
Just, just, it was, he was, he was bad version of Matt Stafford. He was Walmart Matt Stafford back in the day. It's like every time you play Matt Stafford DFS, just wait till the fourth quarter. You can go to sleep for the first three quarters.
00:33:17
Baker
Dude, he was he was K-Mart, Matt Stafford.
00:33:17
Sully Shaheed
You're fine.
00:33:23
Sully Shaheed
Are you calling Blake Bortles Kmart Matt Stafford because it doesn't exist anymore?
00:33:26
Baker
Basically.
00:33:27
Sully Shaheed
Damn. Damn.
00:33:29
Baker
Big brains. Big brains. big brains.
00:33:31
Chilly
ah deep Defense.
00:33:32
Sully Shaheed
Damn.
00:33:33
Chilly
ah The Rams...
00:33:35
Baker
Cardinals.
00:33:36
Chilly
Cardinals is a good pick.
00:33:36
Baker
Cardinals.
00:33:38
Chilly
and The Rams project for the highest ownership.
00:33:39
Sully Shaheed
Cardinals.
00:33:42
Chilly
um If you want to get real gross, you can play Miami's defense. That's gross.
00:33:46
Baker
Fuck no. Fuck no.
00:33:48
Sully Shaheed
Why would I do that, Chili? why Why would I do that?
00:33:52
Chilly
Drake... They're at home and Drake May was awful.
00:33:58
Baker
Fuck no.
00:34:00
Sully Shaheed
Can we play the Browns defense at $2,200?
00:34:00
Chilly
Or...
00:34:02
Baker
No.
00:34:04
Sully Shaheed
They allowed seven yards to the Bengals last week, bro, in the second half. Seven yards at $2,200. You could get worse than that.
00:34:16
Sully Shaheed
you could get worse than that
00:34:18
Baker
I mean, Lamar might put up 35 in the first quarter, how pissed they are off after that loss of the fucking Bills.
00:34:25
Chilly
I mean, if you look at the top three, I mean, the top three defenses, So it's either, A, do you believe that the Ravens' defense is going to just annihilate Joe Flacco?
00:34:38
Chilly
um
00:34:39
Sully Shaheed
Nope, Joe Flacco about to get wet.
00:34:41
Chilly
San Francisco's defense looks like it kind of returned to form with Salah going up against old Spencer Rattler. um Or, if you're not believing in the week one hype, does Daniel Jones go back to pumpkin mode against Denver?
00:34:57
Baker
He goes back to pumpkin mode.
00:34:59
Sully Shaheed
Denver's defense is so good. They're
00:35:01
Baker
He goes back to pumpkin mode.
00:35:03
Chilly
I mean, those are your three most expensive defenses.
00:35:04
Sully Shaheed
good.
00:35:05
Chilly
And then after that, you just get to the Cardinals, who are probably the move. like the Cardinals defense.
00:35:12
Baker
I mean, they got they got the rookie of the year. like They got the defensive rookie of the year.
00:35:18
Chilly
They have a good defense. I mean, they drafted a lot of defense. Okay.
00:35:21
Baker
Yes, they did.
00:35:21
Sully Shaheed
or
00:35:22
Baker
No. No.
00:35:23
Sully Shaheed
we could just play Dallas against the freaking Giants.
00:35:26
Baker
no
00:35:29
Sully Shaheed
They held the Super Bowl champs to like 21 points or 24 points.
00:35:29
Baker
um but Yeah, and 21 of those points came in the first quarter. Then we had a fucking...
00:35:39
Sully Shaheed
I know, I know. And then they tightened up, they tightened up.
00:35:43
Baker
we're so We're talking about the Cowboys, not the Titans.
00:35:43
Sully Shaheed
Like I said, AJ Brown, one catch, the Slim Reaper, Two catches? Something like that? I'm just saying, they held the Super Bowl on the mini-bye, as Chill likes to say, on the mini-bye, going against Russell freaking Wilson.
00:36:02
Chilly
Unrelated note, Deron Bland, I do believe, is out for that game.
00:36:04
Baker
excellent
00:36:07
Chilly
Don't know if that matters.
00:36:07
Sully Shaheed
That probably improves their defense.
00:36:10
Baker
Actually, Sully, you just talked me into the Cowboys defense.
00:36:14
Sully Shaheed
os Let's go.
00:36:16
Chilly
Because he's...
00:36:16
Baker
Because you you use you said the magic word.
00:36:16
Chilly
he
00:36:18
Sully Shaheed
Russell
Cowboys' Defense and Russell Wilson Analysis
00:36:19
Sully Shaheed
Wilson?
00:36:19
Baker
Yes. You know my hatred for that man.
00:36:23
Sully Shaheed
Let's ride.
00:36:25
Baker
Fuck him.
00:36:27
Sully Shaheed
Let's ride.
00:36:30
Sully Shaheed
Well, that takes us through all the positions. um Chili, on a Wednesday night, what's your favorite stack?
00:36:34
Chilly
yes
00:36:39
Chilly
of The Cowboys.
00:36:42
Sully Shaheed
Will you include the defense now that I've convinced you to play the defense?
00:36:46
Chilly
Nah, nah, I don't. i don't
00:36:47
Sully Shaheed
How about a Cowboys onslaught?
00:36:51
Chilly
I mean, you probably could onslaught it. I mean, I'm probably well i probably not playing Javante, but.
00:36:57
Sully Shaheed
play Dak, play CD, play Javante, play the defense, and play Deontay Johnson.
00:37:08
Chilly
I'll play me some Pickens.
00:37:10
Sully Shaheed
I'm just going to continue with the bit the entire year.
00:37:15
Chilly
I mean, this is probably this is probably where Jake the Snake ends up with like three tutties, right?
00:37:15
Baker
So George Pickens is now Deontay Johnson.
00:37:17
Sully Shaheed
It's not Deontay Johnson.
00:37:17
Baker
Copy that. Copy that.
00:37:26
Sully Shaheed
Oh, yeah, i totally forgot about Jake and Snake.
00:37:26
Baker
Probably. but probably
00:37:27
Sully Shaheed
Yeah, that'll be the one you eat exclude from the onslaught, and he does everything.
00:37:28
Baker
probably
00:37:31
Sully Shaheed
Right.
00:37:31
Chilly
Right.
00:37:32
Sully Shaheed
You're totally right.
00:37:33
Chilly
or Or this is where Dak rushes for like two touchdowns, right?
00:37:38
Sully Shaheed
A la Daniel Jones last week when I played all of the Jonathan Taylor.
00:37:46
Chilly
Yep.
00:37:47
Sully Shaheed
Aw, Wilt. Exactly, Wilt. Baker, favorite stack so far?
00:37:52
Baker
Ah, I'm between two different ones.
00:37:56
Sully Shaheed
Go on.
00:37:58
Baker
I'm between Caleb Williams and I'm between Drake May.
00:38:02
Sully Shaheed
Well, Baker, you can't decide.
00:38:02
Baker
caleb Caleb is easier to stack. Caleb is easier to stack. Drake May's in the better matchup.
00:38:09
Sully Shaheed
I was going to look at my cheat sheet because, you know, I have a whole sheet here. It's talking to my hat.
00:38:16
Baker
Just so you know, I'm not actually looking at you, but hearing you, I can... Imagine what you're doing right now, you jackass.
00:38:22
Sully Shaheed
youll You'll see it on the YouTube video if you decide to rewatch it.
00:38:25
Baker
You jackass.
00:38:26
Sully Shaheed
um Yeah, I'm liking the Caleb Williams stuff right now. um You know, some things might change because, like I said, we record this on a Wednesday night.
00:38:36
Sully Shaheed
But, yeah, the Caleb stuff sounds good. Like I said, he's got the narrative with his OC going back to Detroit behind him. um I think the Ravens might play a little tight, you you know, because of what happened to them in Buffalo.
00:38:49
Sully Shaheed
I know they have this whole 30-year celebration thing that they're doing because, you know, it's the first game of the year. It just happens to be against the Browns. um You know, like I said, Joe Flacco is not Josh Allen.
00:39:00
Sully Shaheed
However, i think the secondary is still trash. um So I think Joe Flacco might be able to maybe be able to cook. So those are my two favorite stacks so far.
00:39:12
Sully Shaheed
Like I said, you can always play Josh Allen. you You want to be all cool, you know, way good players.
00:39:19
Chilly
Doesn't he tend to struggle against the Jets for whatever reason?
00:39:24
Sully Shaheed
It's really weird.
00:39:26
Chilly
Right, okay. I thought it wasn't crazy. I know he beats the Dolphins' ass, but, like, I just know the Jets, he just...
00:39:34
Sully Shaheed
Oh, yeah, he makes the Patriots and the and the Dolphins his dad, but or their dad. But for some reason, against the Jets, man, I just, I don't know.
00:39:41
Chilly
Yeah, weird. Weird.
00:39:45
Sully Shaheed
Weird, weird.
00:39:50
Sully Shaheed
Baker, it's maybe early in the season, but can I get a bowl call?
00:39:55
Baker
I can give you a bold call. I got got got those.
00:39:59
Sully Shaheed
Hit me with it. Hit him with it, Zoe.
00:40:04
Baker
Bada boom. Realest guy in the room. How you doing? Chase Brown. Not one. Not two. Not three. Chase Brown.
00:40:15
Baker
Four of them things.
00:40:16
Sully Shaheed
Plays four quarters. Okay. Great, great freaking prediction.
00:40:18
Baker
Okay.
00:40:20
Sully Shaheed
Four quarters of football from Chase Brown. Baker with the heat this year. Thanks, buddy. Thanks. How bold of you.
00:40:28
Baker
Chase Brown, four touchdowns. And here's where I'm getting real bold with it. One on the ground. Two receiving. So I don't want to.
00:40:39
Sully Shaheed
but ah Please, please place a bet on that.
00:40:44
Sully Shaheed
find Find the line for a Chase Brown passing touchdown and please put money on it.
00:40:50
Chilly
hmm
00:40:50
Sully Shaheed
Please.
00:40:51
Baker
You know what? I will parlay it with Chase Brown, four touchdowns. Boom. Let's go.
00:40:58
Sully Shaheed
Congratulations on all your success.
00:41:02
Sully Shaheed
I look forward to see what house you buy with all the money you're about to win.
00:41:08
Baker
oh
00:41:10
Sully Shaheed
Chili, you got something bold for me, man?
00:41:13
Chilly
Something bold. Something bold.
00:41:15
Sully Shaheed
and Yeah, man. Break me off a little Yeah, yep, stick to the bit.
00:41:18
Chilly
Yeah, man, we got bold. We got bold. We got Mac Jones.
00:41:25
Baker
Oh, Lord Jesus.
00:41:27
Sully Shaheed
Yep, uh-huh.
00:41:29
Chilly
Mac Jones is to have four touchdowns. He's going to have three through the air. He's going to have one rushing.
00:41:35
Baker
Yeah, three through the air as pick sixes, and then he's going fumble, and they're going to scoop and score. So that's what you're saying.
00:41:43
Chilly
You going to bet the Saints money, Lionbaker?
00:41:46
Baker
i don't I don't really sports bet all like that.
00:41:48
Sully Shaheed
You want to parlay it with that freaking James Brown passing touchdown?
00:41:49
Baker
Like –
00:41:50
Chilly
Yeah.
00:41:59
Sully Shaheed
Hey,
00:42:00
Baker
Fuck it. don't need a sports bet like that, but but just to shut you motherfuckers up, I might do
00:42:06
Sully Shaheed
man, that hot 10 is going to play plus at least 5,000.
00:42:08
Baker
yeah
00:42:08
Sully Shaheed
So, I mean, you might as well put it on there.
00:42:09
Baker
oh
00:42:13
Sully Shaheed
Throw that hot 10 on there.
00:42:15
Baker
May it rain in this bitch.
00:42:17
Sully Shaheed
Throw that hot 10. Um, let me see. If I were to make a bowl call, which I'm known to do, I had something cute in mind, but I might change it.
Bold Prediction: Justin Fields' Performance
00:42:32
Sully Shaheed
Now, you know what? i don't i don't think it's I don't think it's that bold, but I'll just go ahead and say it anyway. I think Justin Fields is your highest scoring quarterback of week two.
00:42:46
Sully Shaheed
I'm not predicting the game. I'm not saying how he's going to do it. QB1. Justin Fields.
00:42:55
Sully Shaheed
Justin Fields.
00:42:58
Sully Shaheed
Ah, no backlash. Good, good, good, good, good. Good. Good. um Well.
00:43:04
Baker
good That's because yours made sense.
00:43:07
Sully Shaheed
I know.
00:43:07
Baker
The fuck? The fuck?
00:43:08
Sully Shaheed
I know. It's weird that I actually say things that.
00:43:10
Chilly
It is the ultimate letdown spot.
00:43:17
Sully Shaheed
I agree. However, can go one way the other.
00:43:19
Chilly
it's like It's got to be either him or Daniel Jones, right?
00:43:24
Baker
Daniel Jones is letting you down. If you depend on Daniel Jones, he's letting you all the way the fuck down.
00:43:31
Chilly
we'll see. we'll see Could be either one.
00:43:33
Sully Shaheed
Hey, listen, if you made it to this point in the podcast, thank you. It's glad to be back here in the deli. I am so excited for the NFL season week two. We turn it around because week one, we don't need to talk about that's in the past.
00:43:45
Sully Shaheed
We're forward thinking show. Please make sure to watch the other vids. Like i said, this is part two. Technically make sure you checked out part one. We will be back in the shop next week for our week three predictions. Unfortunately, i won't be able to do a contrarian show. I do have to DJ a gig this weekend, so I will be unavailable.
00:44:04
Sully Shaheed
If you have not watched K-pop Demon Hunters and don't know about the soundtrack, get hip to it right now. Just go. Just go ahead and do it um because I will be playing a lot of that.
00:44:15
Sully Shaheed
And yeah, for Chill, for Baker, I have been the proprietor of this delicatessen, Salih Ali Shahid, and we will see you on the next one. Peace!