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Sully Shaheed: Hey, hi, how you doing? Welcome back to the DFS Deli.
Baker: you
Sully Shaheed: I'm your proprietor once again, Salih Ali Shahid, and we had some technical difficulties. So we're doing two parts. The first part was Thanksgiving Day banter, and we started talking about the slate.
Sully Shaheed: So now I don't have to put a timestamp. I can just say, watch part two.
Chilly: exactly
Sully Shaheed: So this is going be all football. We were getting into ah the Lions Packers game and about how Jared Goff was born around water and ah Jordan Love wasn't. So that's the distribution between who you should play and who you shouldn't play. But, Chili, I'm pretty sure you'd like some individual pieces from this game, especially on the Lions side. So what are you looking to target tomorrow?
Chilly: Yeah, i mean, you could take – just taking a look here, obviously Jameer Gibbs coming off of the, you know, 50-point, you know, monsoon he put on ah this past Sunday. Obviously, he's going to be a very um chalky play. So um it's a little bit harder to fade him on DraftKings because of the the reception use. He could probably get away with it on FanDuel and Prey.
Chilly: Um, but I'm interested in both of the running backs. Um, I'm interested in Montgomery as well, especially on a short slate. You kind of got to just keep an open mind here with things.
Chilly: And Montgomery is not like the most outrageous play that you could probably play.
Baker: Thank you.
Chilly: And if he just, you know, kind of lumps his way into the box here, it's not a terrible play. Obviously, I'm on Ross St. Brown, uh, is going to be another popular play as well.
Chilly: Um, Again, coming off of another huge game himself. um It does help that this game is in the dome for Jarrett Goff. They do tend to play a lot better at home.
Chilly: um So I'm not mad about Goff. Christian Watson is probably the most chalkiest Green Bay wide receiver on the slate. um The Packers wide receivers are all really cheap. So I think i think this particular game and this the whole slate might come down to Does a Packers wide receiver get there? If so, which one?
Chilly: um I'll let you guys talk about some of these other pieces. um Go from there.
Sully Shaheed: ah Baker, how are you feeling about Lions Packers to to start our appetizer for the Thanksgiving sleep?
Baker: Well, I'll be enjoying appetizers during this because I found out that I actually do appetizers, which is weird. But...
Baker: but
Baker: If I had to pick a Packers wide receiver, I think it's the chalkiest one of ah Christian Watson. But I've never been one to just stray the way of chalk, even though I was once made fun of on this show for just picking cho picking chalky picks.
Sully Shaheed: Yeah, you were.
Baker: I've never been one to once it comes down to making lineups and just picking chalk. So I would take the Romeo Dobbs. I would take the Dontavian Wicks to a lesser degree and just say, you know, if if Christian Watson puts me to bed at one o'clock or 10 o'clock out here on the West Coast, cool. I'm going to enjoy my time.
Baker: um and doing the bullshit that I do on Thanksgiving anyway. And if he doesn't put me to bed, in that case, I have a chance because there's going to be one of these Green Bay receivers that hits unless the play is just to play Josh Jacobs at ats not suppressed ownership, but not as popular as he possibly could be.
Sully Shaheed: Yeah, definitely reduced ownership in the Packer backfield for sure.
Chilly: That
Sully Shaheed: I think like my my stance on this game is I'm probably, it's the lowest one on the board as far as total goes, 48 and a half. And then the Packers defense is solid. We've seen Jerry Goff kind of crumble against solid defenses.
Sully Shaheed: But again, we've also seen this offense absolutely explode on anybody. So um I'd be more than willing to take a couple pieces from the game. You know, Jamison Williams gave us a zero last week.
Sully Shaheed: So maybe there's a bounce back.
Chilly: that i mean I mean, we could have saved this for the main show, but that has to be the worst snowflake of all time, right?
Baker: Terrible. It's absolutely terrible.
Chilly: I mean, he literally... There was over a thousand... A thousand yards of offense in that game. His motherfucker didn't get.1.
Baker: And he got zero of them.
Sully Shaheed: I don't know, man. Roman Dunes a was up there in that Bears-Bengals game, too. so
Chilly: But it wasn't like... 1,000 yards. 10.
Sully Shaheed: It was damn close.
Chilly: 10 football fields.
Sully Shaheed: Jamison Williams did cardio on it.
Baker: And
Chilly: Oh, my goodness.
Baker: he barely did that.
Sully Shaheed: That's true.
Chilly: I mean, note do you know how many people scored over 200 points, though, with Jamison Williams in their lineup?
Sully Shaheed: You were one of them.
Chilly: it was I was one of them.
Baker: That's mildly disturbing.
Sully Shaheed: That's fair.
Baker: I mean, I put up a buck 70 with Jamison Williams in one of my lineups.
Chilly: Right.
Sully Shaheed: Last week was weird, but we are for thinking for thinking anything else we need to say about this game.
Baker: Nope. We are not forward thinking. We live in the past.
Chilly: Um,
Baker: because Our chill should be running the show because he is the proprietor of this delicatessen.
Chilly: nah, nah, nah, man. I'm just, I'm just a dude that's over here. I don't want that pressure.
Sully Shaheed: ah
Chilly: I'll just be over here.
Baker: I'll put the pressure on you, goddammit.
Chilly: Um,
Baker: I will anoint you like I am fucking Freddie Mercury anointing you as a fucking knight for fucking sake.
Chilly: um Yeah, I mean, i don't think there's any Detroit tight end you want to play. i don't think you want to play. i mean, if you want to play somebody who's going completely unowned, nobody's playing Musgrave.
Baker: No. me
Chilly: I mean, he'll be less than 5%. If you really want to change your lineup, again, he's that's less than 5%.
Sully Shaheed: No interest in my client, Brock Wright.
Baker: no
Baker: Absolutely not.
Chilly: is
Sully Shaheed: That's fair.
Chilly: she He might be not playing.
Sully Shaheed: Oh, then we really don't want to play a lightning tie-in.
Chilly: So the the two tight ends I see here, didn't even know this guy was still in the league. Anthony Ferkshure
Chilly: and Ross Dwelly.
Sully Shaheed: Dude, I remember Anthony Ferkshire.
Baker: I remember Ross Dwelley.
Chilly: Yeah, they're both the men.
Sully Shaheed: Wow.
Chilly: On DraftKings, they're $2,500.
Sully Shaheed: Oh, there you go. If it makes it fit, Ross Dwelly.
Baker: You could convince me to play Ross Dwelly. Okay. I'm not gonna lie. You can convince me to play Ross Dwelly.
Chilly: But for an extra $600, you get the Mike Kosicki.
Baker: I'm not playing Mike Kosicki, chill. I'm not doing it. Hold on.
Chilly: He's literally there he's their second best wide receiver.
Baker: Let me get closer to this camera. No.
Baker: No.
Sully Shaheed: Just wait until Mitchell Tinsley says something about that.
Baker: no
Chilly: Hey.
Sully Shaheed: But we'll cross that bridge when we cross said bridge.
Chilly: a
Sully Shaheed: Your next game on the docket at 430 is Chiefs-Cowboys. The highest total on the board, 52.5. The Cowboys hosting the basically in must win mode, Kansas city chiefs, um, a bounce back win for the Cowboys last week. We saw the offense cook for one half.
Sully Shaheed: Um, can the boys do this against, uh, a solid chiefs defense or can the chiefs exploit a weaker on paper? Cowboys defense Baker, where are you starting off with this game?
Baker: And the home of the cheese. Give me all Kansas City. All of it.
Baker: Besides the running back, because that's the clusterfuck. Give me all the Kansas City's. You want to tell me you want to play Patrick Mahomes? You tell me you want play Rasheed Rice? You tell want to play Travis Kelsey? You tell me you want to play Hollywood Brown? You tell me you to play Taequann Thornton? You tell me want to play Juju Smith?
Baker: um My answer is yes.
Sully Shaheed: So you are a Noah Gray fan this week.
Baker: You tell me you want to play Noah Gray. You tell me you want to bring Tony Gonzalez back to Kansas City and play Tony Gonzalez. Absolutely. Come on. You tell, like, any Kansas City. I don't give fuck what era of Kansas City you tell me you want to play.
Chilly: You'd even name the greatest the greatest Kansas City pass catcher.
Baker: Give me all of the cheese.
Chilly: How dare you?
Baker: I mean, I didn't go down the lineage of Kansas City in in my rant, okay?
Chilly: I mean, you pick Tony Gonzalez. There's like one guy that would definitely pick before him. ah Give me some Dwayne Bowe.
Baker: I mean, did um must say did you want me to say Dwayne Bowe?
Chilly: I want you say Dwayne Bowe. Come on now.
Baker: Come on, man.
Chilly: Come on.
Baker: I could have said Dwayne Bowe.
Sully Shaheed: Love me some Dwayne bow.
Chilly: i' gonna run kansas city I'm run the Kansas City defense.
Baker: No, you don't.
Chilly: So got Dante Hall on the back end. I'm ready to go.
Baker: Wow. Wow. No.
Sully Shaheed: Dude, the human joystick, bro.
Baker: I mean, here's the thing. I'll play the Kansas City de defense if Eric Berry's lining up at safety. That's perfectly fine with me. But he's not there anymore.
Chilly: some Eric Berry.
Baker: Pride of Tennessee.
Sully Shaheed: Any more retro pieces that we need to talk about?
Baker: Let's go.
Baker: Give me Priest Holmes. Give me, like, shit.
Sully Shaheed: but Yeah.
Baker: I can do this all day. I will literally do this all fucking day.
Chilly: Give me Tyreek
Baker: That's not even like an interesting piece. Fuck that guy. Give me Meiko Hardman, okay?
Sully Shaheed: Oh, poor Mikko Hartman.
Chilly: Hill. I'll load up some Super Bowl champ, Sammy Watkins.
Baker: Give me some Skymore, okay?
Chilly: so
Sully Shaheed: Sammy Watkins, dude. Yes. Listen, if you if you participate in any conversations with your friends, you know we spend about 10 to 15 minutes naming off random-ass players.
Baker: I'll take some...
Sully Shaheed: Okay? If you don't do that with a friend group, you need to find a new friend group.
Sully Shaheed: Just saying.
Chilly: Yeah. um I mean, I think Baker.
Baker: Give me Jamal Charles. Give me Jamal Charles. Give me, like, Larry Johnson. Give me all the fucking Chiefs.
Chilly: Dude, Larry Johnson.
Baker: Do this all fucking day with your ass. Do this all day with your ass.
Chilly: well know What a legend, Larry Johnson.
Sully Shaheed: Chill, any interest in the Cowboys?
Chilly: Oh.
Chilly: ah Cowboys, yes, I will get there. Yeah, i' I'm interested in Troy Aikman. I think you can play him with Michael Irvin. I think it's going to great stack.
Chilly: ah good No, in all seriousness, again, i i do think this is going to be a game here. I think if you do want to play, again, Pat Mahomes is going to probably be the chalkiest QB on the slate here.
Sully Shaheed: Oh, man.
Chilly: least on DraftKings he is. Let's check FanDuel. um So, yeah, I mean, Pat Mahomes is the chalkiest QB on the slate. um If you want to get different and you want to go Dak Prescott, I'm not, again, in a game that could be a potential shootout,
Chilly: ah We know how much better this offense is um at home, especially. We saw the Cowboys last week go down instantly 21-0, which basically just puts them in pass-happy mode. Dak Prescott does have a little bit of the rushing floor, so he did get a rushing touchdown last week. so um you know Once they get to the one-yard line, it's like they really hate giving the ball to Javante Williams.
Chilly: For whatever reason. um But yeah. Again. Both of the Dallas. All three. The two pass catchers. And Jake Ferguson. Jake Ferguson. Again here.
Chilly: Will probably be. In terms of the. You know. Good tight ends on the slate. He's definitely going to be the lowest owned. Out of Kelsey Andrews.
Chilly: um Again. He's coming in at less than like 7%. um So if you want to get different there. With Ferguson. You can. ah You know, it is it'll be a tall task for Mark Andrews not to put you asleep because they are playing Cincinnati, but we'll cover that in a second. um I think on FanDuel, I don't mind Javante Williams.
Chilly: it's it's It's a gross click, but, like, it makes you different. um You know, if you think the game's going to be competitive and you want to bring Javante back,
Chilly: um in the ah in in your Chiefs springbacks, I think it's fine.
Sully Shaheed: Yeah, I can definitely get behind that. i mean, like you said, this a short slate, so some clicks are going to be gross.
Chilly: um I mean, i'll also I'll also mention, like, in these short slates, you can absolutely get away with onslaughting teams.
Sully Shaheed: Absolutely gross.
Chilly: If you do want to play Kelsey with Worthy, Rice, and or Mahomes with Worthy, Rice, and Kelsey, you could you could certainly do that. um The Kansas City backfield is really weird because you have Isaiah Pacheco coming back.
Chilly: and you know I just heard a stat the other day. like They have not given him a carry within the five-yard line. So like if you want to play Kareem Hunt,
Chilly: if you want to play karb hunt And he falls into the end zone twice. Again, like, the Kansas City backfield is just really weird.
Sully Shaheed: I'm here for this. So you don't want to run the the Romo, Des Bryant, Roy Williams double?
Chilly: Oh, Roy Williams. What
Baker: No, you got to play Jason Witten. You got to play Martellus Bennett. Come on. Got to play Mercedes Lewis.
Sully Shaheed: I listen.
Chilly: a...
Sully Shaheed: We're not talking about the cheapest quarterback on the slate, and that's Quincy Carter. So we should probably just play Quincy Carter, right?
Chilly: I think i think you just i think you just played Marion Barber. We call it a day.
Sully Shaheed: Yeah, yeah, Marion Barber. Hey, what was the ah what was the pitcher's name that was a QB for the Cowboys?
Chilly: Oh, was it Drew something?
Baker: Drew Hansen?
Sully Shaheed: Yeah.
Chilly: Hanson, right? Is that what you said, Baker?
Baker: Yeah, Drew Hansen?
Sully Shaheed: Henson?
Chilly: Yeah.
Sully Shaheed: Yeah, yeah, yeah, think it was. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chilly: Oh, I would also like to point out that um that ah Dakota Prescott was kind of born close to water.
Chilly: and a
Sully Shaheed: ah
Chilly: here's but He was born in a hu he was born in Sulfur, Louisiana, which is kind of in the southern part, and it's kind of close to the Gulf of Mexico there.
Chilly: ah Patrick Mahomes was not born near water in Tyler, Texas.
Baker: In that case, I retract anything I said about Patrick Mahomes earlier because he was not born near water.
Sully Shaheed: What is all these quarterbacks being born in California? Jesus.
Chilly: California is ah is a pipeline for football players.
Baker: I mean, here's the thing.
Baker: Here's the thing, Sally. I can tell you motherfuckers different out here in California. Just saying.
Sully Shaheed: But only a select few are born around water. Like CeeDee Lamb?
Baker: I mean,
Sully Shaheed: He's born around water.
Baker: Would San Jose be considered borderline water? that Is that considered borderline water?
Chilly: is it Is it by water?
Baker: warm water I mean, you're not far from water. There's a beach like a half hour away. All
Chilly: Yeah, you're you're you're born that's near water. A half hour it ain't shit to me.
Baker: right. In that case, my girlfriend's born near in water. That's why I'm with her.
Chilly: Yeah. Yeah, you've been thinking a long time about this. I've been thinking about this. If you were born next to water, you just got a different way of life
Sully Shaheed: A different way of life.
Baker: To be fair, to be fair, chill, you and I were both born in Cleveland, right? You were born in Cleveland?
Chilly: I was born in Fairview Hospital. That's where I was born.
Baker: That's close enough to Cleveland. We were born around water.
Chilly: that Basically. We were born.
Baker: You and I. Sully, on the other hand, punk-ass Nebraska over here, not born near water.
Chilly: yeah he just...
Baker: he's just it it
Chilly: He's got a different way of life than we do, Bank.
Baker: He does. He really does. This is why it's me and you, Chill. Like, we need to kick Sully off this show because he was not born near water. This needs to be the chi to Chill and Baker show. We were born near water. That's the name of the show, Chill. Born Near Water.
Chilly: He's the gang to our gang, though. He balances it out.
Sully Shaheed: In the famous words of Baker, I hate you both.
Chilly: So, you got any takes?
Baker: Why? cause Because we were born near water?
Chilly: yeah Got any takes in this game?
Sully Shaheed: Yeah. ah For Chiefs Cowboys, and i mean, Pickens dealing with a hammy, but he said he's going to play through it.
Baker: Thank
Sully Shaheed: um I know CeeDee Lamb is always going to be the one to produce there. But, I mean, some of these ancillary guys, you know, could get a big play. um But honestly, I mean, I think you're just messing with the big guns in this in this in this game.
Sully Shaheed: You know, play your pickings, play your lambs, play the Chiefs guys. But I would stay away from the Kansas City backfield. I know Kareem Hunt's a cheap piece or whatever, but at the same time,
Sully Shaheed: um The addition of Quinn and Williams can't be understated for Dallas's defense. I mean, they just nuked Saquon Barkley. So cream hunt ain't Saquon. So even though Saquon's been nuking Saquon too, but that's neither here nor there. But yeah, the addition in the middle to that with that guys is a lot. So if they're going to do anything, it's going to with the, the aerial pieces and the pass catchers with the Kansas city chiefs. So, Yeah, I'm behind Baker, 100%.
Sully Shaheed: Load up on the Chiefs if you'd like, 100%. so ah Let's go to the nightcap.
Sully Shaheed: Bengals, Ravens, 51.5 point total. The return Adrenaline and my soul.
Chilly: Yeah,
Sully Shaheed: Something, something, Joe Burrow.
Chilly: absolutely he can.
Baker: A big Cody Rhodes.
Chilly: Um,
Sully Shaheed: ah Chili Lamar has not been playing like himself as we stated on the podcast last week um and he's still not back to slate breaking form. He's been solid because he's winning games, but we're here for fantasy points.
Sully Shaheed: Can Lamar provide for you this week?
Chilly: yeah absolutely he can um ah Although Lamar's been taking sacks at an incredibly historic rate recently, so clearly there's probably still an injury issue there.
Chilly: We'll probably find about it like once the season's over. um Cincinnati's, although they're a terrible defense, um he can definitely still break the slate from the pocket.
Chilly: he can probably so He can still get you know three or four touchdowns. He's probably coming in at the second highest ownership. for QBs on both sites. So um he will have some ownership.
Chilly: um I think that's why he kind of makes Derrick Henry's ownership the highest on the slate um because people aren't fearing Lamar vulturing touchdowns. um This game to me does have a couple of weird pieces. i think this is the game where if you want to get weird on the slate, it's probably going to be this game um So I got some weird plays. I'm not too scared of playing. Because sometimes, like, if they even get, like, one reception for a touchdown, it's all you need to kind of put you ahead of the field.
Chilly: um So, i mean, I'll let you guys go just to see if you may mention them. But um I'll play. I'll probably play Lamar here. Cincinnati's defense is too...
Chilly: putrid to not throw Lamar in there.
Sully Shaheed: I mean, we saw ah two tight ends from Cincinnati kind of get there last week. So why can't we see a repeat performance from Mark Andrews and Isaiah likely this week and likely is obviously the cheaper piece. So any interest there, Baker?
Baker: I don't hate the Isaiah likely because you had me at Cincinnati. I think the way to start...
Chilly: I just... I despise the Isaiah likely play. The only time that dude was relevant was last year, week one.
Baker: I mean, here's the thing. I'm not disagreeing with that concept, but if there's a chance in which we're going to get there, we saw Austin Hooper getting targets in this Patriots offense last week, though it didn't turn into anything.
Baker: I think that would would it be surprising to us if we saw Isaiah likely have three catches for 50 yards in the touchdown at his price tag on a short slate? um If Mark Andrews completely bust, which I'm not saying that that's going to happen, you're pushing yourself ahead.
Baker: That's the thought process behind an Isaiah likely play, which I don't hate.
Chilly: The only reason why I would play likely is if you need to late swap. Because Mark Andrews is going to be easily 35 to 40% owned.
Chilly: So if you're behind, then you definitely need to go to likely.
Baker: And that's fair. And that's 100% fair. um I mean, i I start my build. like Once we get away from main stacks and you know what that that and what it is, my build starts with Derrick Henry Mark Andrews.
Baker: Let's be real about this.
Sully Shaheed: So you're saying that Derrick Henry is the mac and cheese of the Thanksgiving slate.
Baker: And Derrick Henry is my mac and cheese, he's your mac and cheese, and he chills turkey gravy.
Sully Shaheed: Is that what you're saying?
Chilly: think that's what America is saying.
Sully Shaheed: The chalk.
Chilly: Okay.
Baker: Like, you play it and you move the fuck along. If you if you're if you're behind and you need to come off and you need to go somewhere else, I pray you good morrow. um I hope you move off of it in the 2 o'clock, or the um the second game, the cowboys ah the Cowboys game, versus moving off of it in the later game, because I don't really think Chase Brown's going get you there, in my humble opinion.
Chilly: I think chase brown chase Chase Brown, I think, is the worst chalk on the slate.
Baker: But if you choose to move off the 2 o'clock,
Baker: I mean, Chase Brown's been the worst chalk of the last, you know, two to three weeks. And he, like...
Chilly: No, past two to three weeks, he's been good, but Samadjay Pirine is back tomorrow.
Sully Shaheed: Yeah, the usage didn't.
Baker: Yeah, I'm... I'm still not... I still don't think he's been a good chalk, though, even with P. Ryan out. Yeah.
Chilly: he he's He gets there because they get down and Joe Flacco literally will just check down, check down, check down, check down.
Baker: If that's the concept, he's still good chalk then.
Chilly: Not with P.
Baker: Because like...
Chilly: Ryan because P. Ryan is going to take all of the third long work.
Baker: I don't think he's going to take all of it.
Chilly: I think he'll take most of it because that's how it was before he got injured. And actually, if you go back to watch their case, Samaj P. Ryan was actually the better was the better runner of the two.
Chilly: In my opinion, at least.
Sully Shaheed: I guess we can move over to the Cincinnati side of the ball since we're here. No T Higgins this week. So we have TJ Hushimazod filling in.
Chilly: Oh.
Sully Shaheed: um You know, John Ross will be in the slot and Chad Johnson is going alongside with Jamar Chase. So um how do you guys feel about Akili Smith and the Cincinnati Bengals this week?
Chilly: I'm more of an Adam Pac-Man.
Baker: Give me Rudy Johnson.
Chilly: I'm more Adam Pac-Man Jones.
Baker: Give me
Baker: Give me.
Sully Shaheed: Not Pac, man.
Baker: Give me all the Rudy Johnson. Give me all the Carson Palmer. Like, like, come on, man.
Chilly: I'm kind of interested in Chris
Baker: But seriously, i will. I will take.
Chilly: I'm kind of interested in Chris Henry.
Baker: ahead, Joe.
Sully Shaheed: Ah, yes, yes. Chris Henry is pretty, pretty solid. Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Baker: But no, honestly, give me all give me all the Jose Brose.
Sully Shaheed: i mean...
Baker: Like, we've seen over the last two years, we've seen what this matchup does. Jose Brose and Jamar Chase nuke, absolutely nuke this slate every single time they played the Baltimore Ravens.
Chilly: <unk> Baker, I do i got ah got one key thing for you. It's going to change your whole outlook. You understand this.
Baker: I doubt it.
Chilly: you You understand this because we were both we were both born close to water.
Baker: I doubt it.
Baker: Okay.
Chilly: um One of these quarterbacks in this game was born next to water, and one wasn't.
Sully Shaheed: Oh boy.
Chilly: yeah
Sully Shaheed: Oh boy.
Baker: Hold on. The Ohio River is near water. Okay. Just so just so we throw it out there.
Chilly: joe burro Joe Burrow was not born in Ohio per Wikipedia.
Baker: could have sworn he was born in Cincinnati.
Chilly: um Per Wikipedia, that man was born in Iowa. Ames, Iowa.
Baker: That's not near water.
Chilly: It is not.
Baker: That is not near water, no.
Chilly: It is not.
Baker: No. I don't give fuck what we're talking about Iowa.
Chilly: um
Sully Shaheed: It's not.
Baker: Yes.
Chilly: ah Now, Lamar Jackson was born in Pompano Beach, Florida. So it's kind of in the name.
Baker: Yes.
Chilly: So
Baker: Near water.
Chilly: okay deal with that information, which you will.
Sully Shaheed: I'm under the assumption he was born near water.
Baker: near war
Chilly: But continue.
Chilly: but continue
Baker: I think Joe Burrow might be, he might be the exception.
Sully Shaheed: So Baker, has that changed your perspective?
Baker: Because Sully's not the exception. Not a chance at hell.
Sully Shaheed: Shut shut up
Baker: Joe Burrow may be the exception of people not born near water who may be exceptional. He might be because he like like like all jokes aside, every time he's played the Baltimore Ravens over the last two years, he is absolutely positively nuked, destroyed, fucked in every sink in every single hole you can possibly imagine this Baltimore defense, whether they were ranked good, bad, or indifferent. He has fucked this Baltimore team.
Baker: So you mean to tell me we now have Jose Brose with no T Higgins, with Jamar Chase, his best friend, his boner boy, his number one go to. And like, we're not going to Jose Brose.
Baker: What?
Chilly: Are we worried about that it's his first game from injury?
Baker: No, no, not even a little bit.
Sully Shaheed: It bothers me a little bit, but I think I'm okay with it.
Baker: And because it bothers you, it might bother other people, which means his ownership is down, which means I'm all the way up.
Chilly: mean...
Chilly: So, I mean, the way I'm looking at the ownership right now for Burrow, he's basically the third... ah he's He's basically fourth in terms of ownership. He's only higher than Love and Goff.
Chilly: So the himment him at him and Dak Prescott are at the same ownership.
Sully Shaheed: That's fair.
Baker: So you mean to tell you mean to tell me one v one versus love or golf?
Chilly: But no, Love is going to be way way less owned than Burrow. And then Goff is the lowest QB on the slate.
Chilly: Burrow is...
Sully Shaheed: And listen, without the without ah T. Higgins this week, we have to fill in the other second the other secondary wide receiver slot. um We saw Yoshivas out there last week. But what I was most impressed with was full name Mitchell Anthony Robert Tinsley, who, if you didn't see his touchdown catch last week, was...
Sully Shaheed: dunking on one of the premier corners in the NFL in Christian Gonzalez. So if we have any confidence that he may be able to fill in just a little bit for T Higglesby, I think he could be a very cheap piece to get into this game.
Baker: Thank
Sully Shaheed: And that's, I would say, with your Jerobozo stack so you can add on to see as some of these other premier guys. But yeah, I think think Mitchell Tinsley, hell, he might even...
Sully Shaheed: He might even be chalky. I don't know, but it is a cheap way to get in the game.
Chilly: So, if again here, just based on what I'm seeing, on DraftKings, he's got little to no ownership, roughly about 5%. FanDuel, he's got ownership.
Sully Shaheed: He's probably because the men. 4,500 for position players,
Chilly: he is ah one hundred dollars is is the men four k andfado
Sully Shaheed: 4K for tight ends.
Chilly: Okay, I mean, I don't know if ETR is just wrong, but they they they they have his salary at $4,100 on FanDuel, but he's probably the man.
Sully Shaheed: Holy moly. Holy moly. They might have adjusted it. ah Well, all right then.
Chilly: Yeah.
Sully Shaheed: Well, that was the takes for the Thanksgiving slate. Make sure you listen to part one about our takes about food for the slate.
Chilly: Oh.
Chilly: Can I give my two?
Sully Shaheed: Go on.
Chilly: So we mentioned to Tinsley. The two kind of off-the-wall plays, if you want to do it, they're gross. One would be Keaton Mitchell um because this Cincinnati defense is absolutely terrible against the run.
Chilly: ah And Baltimore likes to sub out Derrick Henry at random times.
Sully Shaheed: Yeah, that that's true.
Chilly: So... So Mitchell um and then Rashad Bateman. All he really needs to do for you is get one big reception for a touchdown.
Chilly: And that's probably enough to get you to where you need to go.
Sully Shaheed: Well, gentlemen, I think it's time. Since it's a short slate, we're going to do a short parlay. We're going to three-man parlay here for the hot 10, but your parlay pick has to be a gross play.
Sully Shaheed: So we're going to make a gross three-man parlay to turn this $10 into something special tomorrow. So you already know I'm taking Keaton Mitchell.
Chilly: Hold on. um ah I'm going to put this in. You're taking Keaton Mitchell?
Sully Shaheed: Yeah, I'm to take Mr.
Baker: Because it has to be gross.
Sully Shaheed: Mitchell.
Baker: Give me a minute. Give me a minute.
Sully Shaheed: I'm sorry, Mitchell Tinsley.
Baker: That's good.
Sully Shaheed: Mitchell Tinsley, you can take Keaton Mitchell if you like. i don't want I don't want to.
Chilly: Oh, you're taking you're taking ti you're taking Tinsley. Okay, that's fine.
Sully Shaheed: Yeah, I'm take Tinsley on this one. Even though I might throw Keaton in just to do it.
Chilly: Alright.
Sully Shaheed: okay
Chilly: Right now, you're currently ah
Chilly: roboting it.
Sully Shaheed: Such is life. Such is life. Such is life.
Sully Shaheed: Baker, hit me with something gross, man.
Baker: I'm thinking of something gross. i I'm trying to get there. like Something gross? Oh, man.
Sully Shaheed: Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Chilly: Well, I'll give you...
Baker: is hollywood brown Is Hollywood Brown gross enough for you?
Sully Shaheed: Mm-hmm.
Chilly: Yeah.
Sully Shaheed: oh Yeah.
Chilly: Yeah.
Baker: Yeah?
Chilly: ah Yeah.
Baker: Hollywood!
Chilly: Dude, this parlay is going to kind of...
Baker: Hollywood Peppin'.
Chilly: it this If this this is the parlay we need to hit, this one's going to kind of slap.
Sully Shaheed: Without putting in third person.
Chilly: Yeah.
Sully Shaheed: Boy.
Chilly: a Mine's going to be Rashad Bateman.
Baker: Master Bateman.
Sully Shaheed: oh boy probably he's about to cook
Baker: Well, once again, like I said off air, Sully, we need, me and Chill, the guys who are born near water need you. to carry your weight on these parleys like i did I may not be on Friday's show. I'll be in Napa enjoying some fine wine.
Baker: it's it's It's very debatable whether I'll be on Friday's show. But I'm going to put it out there. Y'all will know my picks. And I'll text them in the group. Sully, we need you to carry your weight.
Baker: We need you to carry your weight. Because me and Chill was dancing last week. We was over here saucing, dancing, and everything. And then Sully over here with fucking punk-ass Alvin Kamara.
Sully Shaheed: It's been a rough week, okay?
Baker: Punk-ass Alvin Kamara.
Sully Shaheed: Give me a break. Okay.
Chilly: Listen, hey, listen. out Listen, a lot of people played Alvin Kamara. Again, another thing that helped me in afternoon only, i faded old Alvin Kamara.
Chilly: And I got lucky.
Sully Shaheed: Because you're smart.
Baker: Industry talked up Alvin Kamara. The easiest fade of my entire DFS life was Alvin, Harold, and Kamara.
Chilly: Oh, boy. He was. He was knocked out.
Baker: I said you couldn't pay me. Sully, I told Zach on Sunday, I'm like, bro, you can send me $100 right now to put together a lineup. I promise you, I'm not putting Alvin Kamara in that lineup. I don't give a
Sully Shaheed: Well, that's for when we rant about the main slate this Thanksgiving. Let's wrap it up. Chili, hit me with some bullets. We can get on up out of
Chilly: Let's go something bold here. ah You know what? Give me... you know what? I think it'll be a very Jerry Thanksgiving. Give me the Cowboys to upset the Kansas City chefs to keep their playoff hopes alive.
Sully Shaheed: I like it! I like it, Baker Bolt!
Baker: So we saw Joe Flacco absolutely target the living shit out of Jamar Chase. He targeted that man 23 games in that game versus Pittsburgh.
Baker: The first game versus Pittsburgh, at least.
Sully Shaheed: Mm-hmm. 30!
Baker: Jose Brose is about to say, hold my beer. Jamar Chase gets 30 targets. 30 targets.
Baker: targets He flirts with breaking the single game reception record of 21 catches in a single game.
Sully Shaheed: I'm here for this.
Baker: And he scores two touchdowns.
Sully Shaheed: I'm here for this.
Chilly: and It'll be a little hard for him to break that with Terrell Owens out there.
Sully Shaheed: um
Chilly: You think a lot of people if think you think allowed people forget that T.O.
Baker: You know what? Taking my earpieces out. done. I'm out here.
Chilly: was Bengals wide receiver?
Sully Shaheed: I'm here for all of this. All of it. um um I'm here for this.
Baker: I hate you people.
Sully Shaheed: I'm here for this.
Baker: I hate you people. hate you.
Sully Shaheed: Oh, man, something bold. Wow. I really want to leech off that Cowboys thing because I like that call. Holy crap. um Wow. Wow. That was, yeah, that was good.
Sully Shaheed: That was good. um i think I think you're going to have everybody get pissed off at the Ravens tomorrow as three different random receivers, or sorry, three different random players will be scoring touchdowns for the Ravens.
Sully Shaheed: Likely Mitchell Bateman all get in the end zone for the Ravens tomorrow and all Derek Henry owners will be pissed off.
Chilly: That's, he definitely would have to go put a dollar on that for a parlay.
Sully Shaheed: Oh, act like I won't.
Baker: old words.
Sully Shaheed: Oh yeah. I'll throw a, I'll throw a hot five on that and call it a motherfucking day. hot five. But like I said, be sure to go back on the first part to listen to the food takes. These have been the football takes.
Sully Shaheed: Of course, have a happy and safe Thanksgiving with all your friends, loved ones, whatever you're doing for the day. Or if you're going be like me, sitting on that couch in the den doing absolutely nothing but watching football, I've been your boy Sully.
Sully Shaheed: For Baker, for Chill, this has been the DFS Deli. We're going to get enclosed up the shop. And of course, see you all at the top. Peace.
