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Baker: We're out.
Sully Shaheed: We are back to your regularly scheduled programming as the DFS Deli joins you on a cool and crisp Wednesday night here in Ohio. Not the greater Cleveland area, but Ohio. So we are the only first look show you should be paying attention to as we are back on a Wednesday night.
Sully Shaheed: So pull up a seat, turn on those open signs, grab a menu because we are here for the DFS Deli.
Chilly: Thank you.
Sully Shaheed: Come on in.
Sully Shaheed: Hey, welcome in into the DFS deli. I, of course, am the proprietor of this delicatessen, Sully Ali Shahid, and I am joined tonight, of course, by Chill Baker on a week six main slate. Your top plays for DFS on this upcoming week for the main slate.
Sully Shaheed: ah Baker, welcome back. how was your ah How was your week five?
Baker: ah My week five was kind of like the pillow that's over my left shoulder. It ate more ass. um
Sully Shaheed: Oh, oh.
Baker: Yeah. I mean, like I told you guys, my my hottest lineup was that Ohio State team that I was telling it that i was talking about on Saturday. We had Justin Fields. We had Emeka Abuka. We had Jackson Smith, my ninja. We had Garrett Wilson.
Baker: Marvin Harrison was cooking, too, even though he got tackled at the one. I should have just thrown J.K. Dyerons because it was an Ohio State team. I should have done it. I didn't have the stones to do it.
Sully Shaheed: Didn't you score as well?
Baker: He did.
Sully Shaheed: You got your touchdown anyway.
Baker: had like 90 a touchdown.
Chilly: yeah Yeah, he scores.
Sully Shaheed: Yeah.
Sully Shaheed: OSU, baby.
Baker: um I mean, you know it it should have just been the Buckeyes. Last week was the week of the Buckeyes. And and obviously in the heart of the Buckeyes where I currently am, I'm always excited to see that. But outside of that, I'm feeling good. We played some golf today. We played like ass.
Baker: um But it's always fun to get out there. As it was cold for you, it was beautiful down here in Columbus. Like you should probably consider moving down here, just throwing it out there. ah But yeah. I'm ready to talk some football, ready to talk some fake football, piss off you and chill tonight with the dumb things that I'm about to say because I got some dumb shit on my mind.
Sully Shaheed: I wouldn't expect anything less from you, unfortunately. um Chill.
Baker: I'm
Sully Shaheed: We had some good plays last week, man. You hit it out the park with of good some but some Sam Darnold action.
Chilly: we did.
Baker: ready.
Sully Shaheed: ah you know, we we came close last week, man. How how was your week five?
Chilly: Yeah, man. Week five was finally profitable, so we liked that. um It wasn't too bad. i made all my money in the afternoon slates.
Chilly: My early only slates were we're kind of hilarious because like through the first half of the games, like I was sitting in like you know top 10 in most of my lineups. And that boy, it went south.
Chilly: yeah It real quick. Yeah. Like, none of those lineups even cashed. So, like, yeah, man.
Baker: Ooh. and
Sully Shaheed: Yikes. yikes
Chilly: So you want to talk about the ups and downs of fantasy football, but, you know, that's just what it is. ah You know, afternoon only. Again, played a lot of Sam Darnold. ah Had a lot of Darnold, JSN, and Embeko Buka. So, again, super profitable. ge The cheap running backs hit Rashad White, Michael Carter.
Chilly: um So Detroit guys were cool as well. So just getting ready to dive on into a new slate.
Sully Shaheed: Yeah, yeah. As you mentioned, I mean, week five, we were definitely knocking on the door.
Chilly: Okay.
Baker: Oh.
Sully Shaheed: I mean, like we had a lot of good calls on Saturday, which was awesome. um as As we were texting each other through, you know, our group chat, um you know, Baker and I were on the way to sleep. I mean, after that third Jonathan Taylor touchdown, it was GG's.
Sully Shaheed: And then all of a sudden, One of my lineups rose that hand out of the grave and just got climbing back. And everything I asked for came true. So we were a we were a Jonathan Taylor, Jameer Gibbs swap from binking a tournament last week. So that was that was nice. But, you know, after...
Sully Shaheed: after a The Jarrett golf kneeled out at the end of the last game. We moved up to a solid 15th place for a couple hundred bucks, which was nice. um But yeah, just one one move away from binking. So I think we want to recreate some of that that magic from last week and convey it to this week's slate.
Sully Shaheed: So I think, again, we're knocking on the door. They're going let us in this week. They're going to let us in. But before we get all of that, of course, you know what we do here on the DFS Deli. We break down our favorite plays at each position, especially tight end, because we love tight end so much on this show.
Sully Shaheed: But there is one thing.
Baker: Go home, Sully, you're drunk. Go home, Sully, you're drunk.
Sully Shaheed: there's
Baker: Go home.
Sully Shaheed: There's one thing, Bake, that we must do. So as tradition on the DFS Deli, I need you all. And this is, shockingly, going to be a short one this week, to my knowledge.
Sully Shaheed: But wherever you're at, on the YouTube streets, podcast networks, remember to like, subscribe before you go. I need you to do one thing. Grab your favorite beverage of choice, water, pop, a beer, in Baker's case,
Sully Shaheed: Nice moonshine for me. I need you all to raise the glass for the fallen. Darius Slayton's hamstring.
Sully Shaheed: No more breaking the Slayton. We wish you a speedy recovery. And of course, Amari and Hampton. We enjoyed you for two weeks on our and our starting rosters in our fantasy league and and fantasy leagues, which are to the R now.
Sully Shaheed: You will be missed. We wish you all a speedy recovery.
Chilly: i think I think we can add a couple to that. I'm just... I think we can add... i think Yeah, I think we can add Joe Flacco no longer starting for the Cleveland Browns.
Sully Shaheed: I'm willing.
Baker: ah
Sully Shaheed: Unretiring, as we sent you off last week, you are now the starting quarterback of the Cincinnati Bengals, Joe Flacco.
Chilly: No more.
Chilly: no more
Sully Shaheed: Rest in peace to your career, Omari DiMarcato.
Chilly: thank you
Sully Shaheed: What is with people fumbling on the one-yard line? I don't understand what it is. Just go.
Chilly: I, I, I, listen, I ranted, I ranted about this last week.
Sully Shaheed: Just go.
Chilly: I don't need to do it again. at this point, like, bro, you feel like he had five career touchdowns going in or something at that, like regard, like, bro, you're, you don't be doing that at the one.
Sully Shaheed: Literally cost them the game.
Chilly: Literally.
Sully Shaheed: that That was the shitstorm that started. The Cardinals should be 5-0 right now.
Chilly: They have lost, what, three games in a row last-second field goals?
Sully Shaheed: Yep.
Chilly: yeah Yeah.
Sully Shaheed: Back to back weeks.
Chilly: Yeah, Niners, Seahawks, Titans. I love the standstill shot that shows him about to go into the end zone, and then it shows like 21-6. I'd be like, Arizona lost this game.
Sully Shaheed: Ha ha ha ha ha.
Sully Shaheed: I like the other one where they where they showed the interception and they said this resulted in a Titans touchdown.
Chilly: Oh my goodness.
Baker: know.
Sully Shaheed: The Cardinals are great. They're great. Oh, my God. Oh, man. Last week was ah shit show. And the funny thing is, Baker, you alluded to it on Saturday, but we we have definitely entered Chalktober.
Sully Shaheed: I mean, these ownership percentages are just absurd.
Baker: It's insane. It's insane.
Sully Shaheed: So like the small field stuff that I play, so on FanDuel is $100 single. It's 560 some odd people. I played Justin Fields and the man was 42% owned. How
Chilly: I think he was, ah um don't quote me on this, but I believe he was 30% owned in the Millie Maker.
Sully Shaheed: does that work?
Baker: that's and that That's a crazy thing. 30% owned.
Chilly: i
Sully Shaheed: Yeah, in the Millie? Yeah.
Chilly: Man, yeah, I think so. I feel like that's what I heard. Please don't quote me on that, but I feel like that's what I heard through the vibes.
Baker: Go ahead.
Sully Shaheed: Well, hopefully, go ahead, Vic.
Baker: Go ahead.
Sully Shaheed: No, was like, go ahead. I would hope we would get some diversity this week at the positions, but it's not looking like it. So us here at the DFS Deli, we have to swage you one way and maybe find some plays underneath the rubble that could be diamonds in the rough this week.
Sully Shaheed: So ah you guys ready to get into it? We ready to talk some QBs as we lead off every show with?
Sully Shaheed: You don't want to talk about QBs. You want to slide in a tight end first.
Baker: I want to start with defense. Can we start with defense this week?
Chilly: pro
Sully Shaheed: No, absolutely not. Quarterbacks chill. I have you kick it off. um It looks like the chalk is sitting around one Drake May.
Sully Shaheed: Are you interested in one Drake May this week or are we going somewhere else?
Chilly: um I don't know if I can play chalky Drake May um at this point. Maybe just play parts of the Patriots ah offense without Drake May would probably be more appealing.
Chilly: That way, kind of like last week, you were willing to play like Nico, Nico Collins without, you know, Stroud and um things like that. I don't think i can play chalky Drake May. Now, note, like, he he can get 30 here, ah you know, with his legs and, you know, being in the dome, going up against New Orleans.
Chilly: um I mean, we saw Jackson Dart last week have some success running running the ball on the ground against New Orleans. So um this could be the letdown spot, though, of the Patriots coming off of their best win in, like, the last, what, four years, three years, probably, i would think.
Chilly: Yeah.
Sully Shaheed: Mm-hmm.
Chilly: I don't think I can play Chalky, Drake, May. um I mean, couple quarterbacks I'm looking at this week. um I think Matt Stafford coming off of the mini-bye going up against the Ravens here.
Chilly: um The Ravens are just the ultimate get-right spot for quarterbacks. i We look at you know Patrick Mahomes, C.J. Stroud. Not that Josh Allen was in a get-right spot, but again, he tore up the Ravens.
Chilly: um Obviously, we know where the target share is going on that Ram offense. um This is where Stafford could easily get you.303 here, truthfully. And that's probably before he gets pulled.
Chilly: if they you know But um you know I like Stafford this week. And then... um you know I like quarterbacks that played against each other last week. I think Baker Mayfield going up against the San Francisco team in Tampa Bay.
Chilly: Tampa Bay just gets in the shootouts. That's just what they do. Baker Mayfield's going to chuck the ball deep. um It's not like they have much of a running game with Rashawn White. Now, again, he will still get in the end zone and being on a little bit of a chalkier side. but um him And then, again,
Chilly: I'm more inclined to play the San Francisco side. If it's Mac Jones, um, I think that offense looks better. Although him and Brock Purdy are basically the same quarterback, but Mac Jones just looks better. This listen, Mac Jones looks better.
Chilly: Um, you know, essentially i just I don't know if I'll play Brock Purdy.
Baker: Yeah.
Chilly: Um, and I do, I like Sam Darnold again. um My only concern with playing Sam Darnold is that Tampa Bay shuts down the run and essentially forced Seattle to pass.
Chilly: I don't know. This Jacksonville's defense is good. i don't know if they can do that, but I'm kind of intrigued on the Sam Darnold side of things here as well.
Sully Shaheed: I mean, 100% agree with the takes. um Baker, before I kick it to you, I kind of... When i look at quarterbacks, I kind of ask myself three questions. Who's playing Baltimore?
Sully Shaheed: Who's playing the Cowboys? And who's playing Cincinnati? And that's primarily the end of my list. So, unfortunately...
Chilly: Yeah.
Sully Shaheed: Bryce Young is on that list this week, and it scares the living hell out of me. I don't know if, they're like, so as of today, it looks like some of the ownership in quarterback, like I said, outside of Drake May, is going to go to Justin Herbert.
Sully Shaheed: But people are going to play Bryce Young. Baker, are you willing to play Bryce Young?
Baker: Yes.
Baker: I mean, I'm always willing to dumpster dive. And, you know, down there with the Bryce Youngs, it is dumpster diving. But I've said it on the show already. i've said it multiple times this year. Saying it again. I'm saying with my chest.
Baker: This is the week. I said at some point in time, I'm calling my shot. I'm Babe Ruth in this thing. This is the week. Cam Ward wins somebody a million dollars. Take it to the bank.
Baker: If you want a million dollars, play Cam Ward. You will have an opportunity to win a million dollars.
Sully Shaheed: no one No one out in and DFS land is playing Cam Ward.
Chilly: Thank
Sully Shaheed: That dude is hot garbage.
Baker: You know playing Cam Ward? you know who's playing Cam Ward, Sully? This guy.
Sully Shaheed: He's not playing the Cardinals again. So, I mean, he can't even have a serviceable game. I can't do it. I can't do it. other Other than Cam Ward, Baker. Is there interest in anyone else on this slate?
Baker: I mean, yes, I'm interested in Bryce Young because it it it it fits the philosophy of what you just said.
Sully Shaheed: but
Baker: Yeah.
Sully Shaheed: I know, and it hurts, and it hurts.
Chilly: you
Baker: who Who is playing the Cowboys? Yeah, insert that player. um I think Jordan Love.
Sully Shaheed: Ugh.
Baker: Jordan Love, I think, definitely needs to be in consideration as he plays the Bengals. I know that there's going to be some ownership on, as you as we were talking before the show, there's going to be some ownership on Josh Jacobs.
Baker: And
Sully Shaheed: Yep.
Baker: it's no it It will surprise absolutely nobody if it ends up being, oh, the Packers have 35 points and it came all from Jordan Love's right arm. It's not going to shock anybody.
Sully Shaheed: Mm-hmm.
Baker: So I think Jordan Love is definitely in play. Matt Stafford scares the crap out of me. In large part due to his ceiling comes in where there's where the game is being pushed.
Baker: If Lamar Jackson was playing this week, Load up Matt Stafford. Hell yeah. I'd probably load up Lamar Jackson and then just load up all the Rams on the other side.
Baker: With no pushback from Baltimore, because I don't I mean, I don't think any of us believe that Cooper Rush is about to push this game in the way that it needs to be pushed for Matt Stafford to hit that, you know, three thirty and three ah that he's hit the last two weeks.
Baker: That's what scares me about Matt Stafford. Can he still throw three touchdowns? Yes. Can he come with 220 yards? Absolutely. And if he throws 220 yards three with three touchdowns, he's not paying off for you. He's not taking down anything for you. So that's what really scares me about Matt Stafford. But I love, absolutely love the Baker Mayfield call.
Baker: I'm playing whatever starting quarterback is starting for the 49ers. I think just good gut feeling. I feel like it's going to be Brock Purdy this week, but that's just gut. It hasn't that has nothing to do with anything that I've heard, seen.
Baker: saying um But I'm playing either one. I don't care which one. ah That is in the early week. That is my favorite game of the week. um And I also think that this Miami Chargers game, Chargers let me down last week.
Baker: The Chargers and Redskins game, that definitely let me down last week. Let me down.
Sully Shaheed: Oh no, he said it again.
Baker: Ah!
Sully Shaheed: Baker, I thought you learned your lesson from last week.
Baker: ah So ah the Chargers-Redskins game from last week definitely let me down. Woo!
Chilly: you
Baker: I'm willing to go back to this type of game. Obviously we saw the fact that Miami's defense still sucks in every way, shape and form. I think there's definitely, but there's going to be ownership on possibly both of these chargers running backs.
Chilly: They're so bad.
Baker: because we just saw what Rico Dotto did versus this. So recency bias is definitely going to drive up onerousness on probably Vidal and Haskins, ah even though nobody knows which one to play. Or it could be like Arizona last week where we didn't know which one to play, so there's no ownership either to either one of them.
Baker: But I think the Tua doubles could potentially be back. Miami tends to play a little bit better at home as well, which this game is in Miami. So I think if you load up Jalen Waddell, Tua, and Darren Waller, that could also be a fun way to go this week.
Sully Shaheed: Darren Waller. Wow. Oh my God.
Baker: yeah
Sully Shaheed: In the year of our Lord 2025, we're contemplating on Darren Waller.
Baker: Yeah. Yeah, we are. Yeah, we are.
Sully Shaheed: We have come a long way in the DFS community.
Baker: Very long. Yes, we are.
Sully Shaheed: Yeah, Baker, I'm piggybacking the same way. Like I said, if you meet one of these criteria, um I'm probably going to load you up because again, the last time we saw the Packers play, It was against the carnival known as the Cowboys and the game ended 40 to 40.
Sully Shaheed: So with, with guns slinging, hash slinging Joe Flacco in town. Now um I think Cincinnati can be more than capable of keeping up because with a limited playbook, it's literally going to be, you see number one over there, that guy.
Sully Shaheed: Yeah. Just, just do that and you'll be fine. So I, or over there, right?
Baker: or Or you see number five over there.
Sully Shaheed: Those, those are the two things that are going happen.
Chilly: I mean, I also feel that when we get into running backs, he did check down. and Like, I don't know if Chase Brown would be back in this game.
Sully Shaheed: Nah, man, I think Joe Flacco is smart enough to be like, I'm going there. One of those two guys.
Chilly: Yeah. Yeah.
Baker: Okay.
Chilly: right
Sully Shaheed: So, I mean, but yeah, I love Jordan Love in this spot. Like I said, he brings a great pivot off of Josh Jacobs. If you want to even get frisky and use them both, I have no problem with that. um Playing Russian roulette with one of the receivers, you know, I mean, I guess you can automatically...
Sully Shaheed: slide in Tucker craft because we know how piss poor the bangles are against the tight end position.
Chilly: They're so bad.
Sully Shaheed: So like you'll love craft and Josh Jacobs. Nothing. You'll be fine. Or again, you can play Russian roulette. One of the receivers. I think Jordan love is um number one with a bullet for me right now, early in Wednesday night, things could change, but ah yeah, I think Jordan love is probably going to be my number one priority at quarterback this week and Baker. I a hundred percent agree with the Matt Stafford. Take it's if Lamar can play,
Sully Shaheed: then I can see the Ravens pushing the game. And yeah, I think Matt Stafford makes for a better play, but like at the same time, look at his price. I mean, like we don't have, you know, the J 17s of the world that are up top, the J and Daniels of the world that are up top. We don't have the hurt business. We don't have nobody.
Sully Shaheed: So like these prices, like Matt Stafford looks very expensive now, comparatively speaking on this slate. So if I can drop down a little bit or stay in that same area, yeah, I'd rather, ah rather take a chance on a Jordan love or,
Sully Shaheed: if you want to get really frisky on the other side of that ball, Joe Flacco is the men. He is 4K. So you can do worse.
Chilly: ah doing I think my logic with Stafford is if you plan on playing Puka, Nakua, or any of these other Rams pieces, because you figure that most of your lineups may have a Ram in it. I know mine probably will.
Chilly: It does get you ahead of the field is kind of how I'm looking at it as well. Now, again, could the other QBs very well come back and and break, you know, and You know, do well, yes.
Chilly: But I will also point out that on that short week, nobody thought that the San Francisco 49ers with their second stringers were going to beat the Rams. So either A, I think the Rams are going to come out pissed off and they're going to strap, or maybe the Ravens keep up.
Baker: facts
Sully Shaheed: Scary, bro. It's scary.
Chilly: It's scary, but like I said, I will for sure have a Matt Stafford lineup. For sure. I want i do do want to bring up
Sully Shaheed: But as we i mean as we said in the past you said in the past, I mean, scare money don't make money. So if you're scared, go to church.
Chilly: um I do want to bring up two two quarterbacks that are are always intriguing. I feel i don't know. Daniel Jones going up against the Cardinals. um I don't know if his rushing floor is kind of at least a touchdown side of it. I don't know if that's kind of dead.
Chilly: And if it is, I don't know if it really makes them playable much anymore. and then I guess the other one is, you know, somebody that somebody on this panel definitely doesn't like no more.
Chilly: He died a couple of weeks ago for this man. Dak Prescott is playing the Panthers.
Chilly: Listen, I understand.
Sully Shaheed: Fuck Dak Prescott. Fuck Dak Prescott. Fuck him. Nope. Absolutely not. Nope.
Chilly: i i
Sully Shaheed: Nope. nope Nope.
Chilly: i understand, but they were making Tua look relevant out there.
Chilly: And then two, you know, just...
Sully Shaheed: and
Chilly: But...
Sully Shaheed: Dead to me. Dead to me. Baker, we miss anybody before we head over to running back?
Baker: I'm just happy that nobody's talking about my ex-girlfriend anymore so we can go to running back.
Sully Shaheed: Oh, yeah, that's um don't even need to comment on that. Freaking our our buddy Studer. Play Kyler Murray. love but No, no. Never play Kyler Murray.
Baker: Ever.
Sully Shaheed: Ever.
Baker: Ever.
Sully Shaheed: Ever.
Baker: If he's free.
Chilly: I'd rather...
Sully Shaheed: There's no way.
Baker: If he's free.
Chilly: i rather I would rather play Trevor Lawrence this week over Kyler.
Baker: Don't blame him.
Sully Shaheed: I would rather play 29 other quarterbacks over Kyler. And I'm talking backups on teams.
Chilly: Yeah.
Baker: I'm 100% playing Cooper Rush over Kyler
Chilly: So...
Sully Shaheed: Yes. Yes.
Sully Shaheed: Anywho, running backs.
Baker: Murray. I'm playing Shador Sanders. Over Kyler Murray.
Sully Shaheed: He ain't even won the backup job yet. We could be getting Bailey zapped.
Baker: Nope. And that's my whole point.
Sully Shaheed: um Fair. Fair, fair. ah Running back. Very interesting slate this week for the running back position. CMC, of course, gets the brick wall known as Tampa Bay.
Sully Shaheed: But of course, him being CMC, he's going to garner ownership, of course. um As we talked about the poster boy for the running back class this week, Josh Jacobs, who continues to get touchdown after touchdown after touchdown, and he gets a weak Cincinnati defense this week.
Sully Shaheed: The three touchdown man, Jonathan Taylor, is expensive, but could he be worth it? um Baker, where are you starting at the running back position? Because there's a there's a little narrative.
Sully Shaheed: There's a little narrative in the running back room this week.
Baker: Can I start my running backs with Amari and Hampton? does Is that an option?
Sully Shaheed: ah Yeah, it's an option. You can technically select them.
Baker: Sweet. I'm starting with Amari and Hampton for $5,000.
Sully Shaheed: Okay.
Baker: Thank you.
Sully Shaheed: Okay.
Baker: Thank you.
Sully Shaheed: Excellent.
Baker: Yes.
Sully Shaheed: Excellent. Good work. Good work.
Baker: I feel like he can break the slate this week if he doesn't break his ankle more.
Sully Shaheed: Okay. Okay. Okay. Excellent. Excellent. um How about people that are going to accrue fantasy points this week, babe?
Baker: Okay. Actual people who are going to recruit fantasy points.
Sully Shaheed: Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Baker: So I think we've seen, so one Tennessee is the, ah the fantasy carnival that keeps on giving. So I think that it's, ah it's viable to play Ash and Gentile, even though the Raiders can't run block.
Baker: I think the Raiders run blocking is better than the Titans run defense. So I, I think,
Chilly: It depends. if they If they have their left tackle back, because the his explosive week against the Colts were all behind the left tackle.
Chilly: And, um yeah, when he wasn't playing last week, RIP.
Baker: I mean, that's a fair point. um I think we'd be remiss. For the most part, none of us, like myself included, we we really haven't.
Chilly: Uh-oh. We got to...
Baker: Uh-oh.
Sully Shaheed: Uh-oh, Baker's back to being robotic. We're going to have to pause you there for a second until your internet decides to start working again.
Baker: Really?
Chilly: Yep.
Sully Shaheed: So, um...
Baker: We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back.
Chilly: We're not we're not back.
Sully Shaheed: We're not back.
Baker: No!
Sully Shaheed: We're we're totally not back.
Baker: have
Sully Shaheed: I can't even get him off mute.
Chilly: yeah
Sully Shaheed: I can't even get him on mute. So when when he starts acting like a functional human being over there, we'll get back to Baker.
Chilly: Yeah, one hit when it when it clears when it clears up. um yeah Yeah, no, so to kind of piggyback on what he was saying, I mean, Tennessee this year,
Sully Shaheed: Yeah, exactly.
Chilly: um i mean I mean, like your rule of thumb is, is we do play running backs against the Panthers.
Sully Shaheed: Thank you.
Chilly: We play running backs against the Titans. We do play running backs against the Cardinals, running backs against the Bengals, the Ravens, etc.
Chilly: um Again, I know Javante Williams is probably going to be super chalky this week. Um, but I do like, I do like where he's at in his price. Again, I did mention Rams earlier. i think Kyra Williams going up against this Baltimore defense.
Chilly: Again, they're basically starting people like us out there. um again, they're just so beaten and battered. Um, it's basically just watching a preseason game out there, except the starters get to play the whole time, ah for the other team.
Chilly: Um, You mentioned CMC. It's always a hard fade. But again, Tampa Bay, you know, it's probably an easier fade on FanDuel for CMC versus DraftKings in a game that, you know, I guess we'll quote on has the shootout potential.
Chilly: ah Baker, I think you're back. You you look clear. ya and think we can we can kick it back to you.
Baker: Well, I muted myself so that, you know, my robotic voice wouldn't kick in there.
Sully Shaheed: I mean, we find it hilarious, but I don't think anybody listening to the podcast will find it funny.
Chilly: Hmm.
Baker: Thank you. I'm glad that you guys can laugh at my at my pain and my sorrow. hate you people.
Sully Shaheed: It ain't my fault you got that Fisher Price internet popping off. You still in that AOL dial up?
Baker: Wow. Wow. I mean, I just feel such hatred. I mean,
Sully Shaheed: Eee, er, bah, beep, beep, beep. Welcome.
Chilly: da
Sully Shaheed: but
Baker: me
Chilly: This place, you know, place a... Somebody
Sully Shaheed: yeah
Sully Shaheed: Mom, get off the phone. I'm on the internet.
Chilly: somebody calls somebody calls and it just
Sully Shaheed: Oh, it's the worst. That was the worst.
Baker: I hate you guys. I absolutely hate you guys, just so you know.
Sully Shaheed: Hey, k comment below in the YouTube comments. What was your AIM screen name? Anybody remember theirs?
Baker: I remember mine 100%, easy.
Chilly: i I did not have one.
Sully Shaheed: What was yours, man?
Sully Shaheed: You didn't have AIM?
Chilly: did not have one.
Baker: He might be too young for that.
Chilly: Plus, being on the dial-up, we didn't have time being on the dialogue you know again we were just we weren't it's like we didn't have time to do a i um
Sully Shaheed: were were Were you single your entire childhood? I mean, age, sex, location in the chat rooms? What are we talking about?
Chilly: Listen, I played a lot Diablo 2.
Sully Shaheed: Like... but
Chilly: When weren't allowed to use the dial-up, it was a lot of rollercoaster tycoon.
Sully Shaheed: i mean, that's fair.
Chilly: Mm-hmm.
Sully Shaheed: Dijon was playing a lot of Warcraft. I remember that. ah Yeah, was it it was a good time back in the AIM days.
Chilly: when they weren't
Sully Shaheed: Old age, sex location.
Baker: no
Chilly: when we weren't allowed to use the dialoppe it was a lot of roller coaster tycoons
Sully Shaheed: Ah, yeah. RollerCross Tycoon was goaded.
Chilly: was it was goaded. Man, that Forest Frontier, that first part.
Sully Shaheed: I digress.
Chilly: Closing.
Sully Shaheed: digress. ah Running backs and your AIM screen name.
Chilly: it
Baker: ah So, i hate first of all, I just absolutely hate you guys. I don't know if I say that enough on this show.
Chilly: Are you... well you got something against the Forest Frontier?
Baker: Yes!
Chilly: Why?
Baker: Yes, the fuck I do!
Chilly: Got something against Dinky Park, which was in the expansion packs.
Chilly: It was so small.
Baker: That's why it's called Dinky Park!
Chilly: It had a bridge going through the middle of the map.
Baker: i
Chilly: It was so inconvenient.
Sully Shaheed: God damn it, can we talk about fantasy football?
Baker: oh or
Baker: I thought you wanted my AIM name.
Chilly: take
Baker: Do you not want that anymore?
Sully Shaheed: Yeah, I just wanted you to comment in on and go into fantasy football. And then Chili keeps leeching off a rollercoaster tycoon.
Baker: Yeah. God.
Chilly: but
Sully Shaheed: Damn I'm going to talk about off the rails. This this is this what I'm talking about. You can't stay focused.
Baker: look
Sully Shaheed: You're more focused on Saturday. You guys don't want to be focused on Wednesday nights.
Baker: It's late. Like, I'm saying there's alcohol in my system. Shit.
Sully Shaheed: Yeah, Saturday afternoon, we were all focused on business.
Baker: Saturday.
Baker: Yeah. So, like, literally just business. We're taking care of the hurt business.
Baker: Gosh.
Chilly: Yeah. We had Metagross raids to get to. Baker, are you going to hit on this running are you yeah running backs and your screen name yet, or what are we doing?
Sully Shaheed: Yeah.
Baker: You know I'm double running backs.
Chilly: Hmm. Hmm.
Baker: I'm double running backs because you people. You people.
Chilly: um
Baker: But my my screen name, my screen name ass was, it was the Hurricane CJB.
Sully Shaheed: ah
Chilly: Were you a Miami Hurricanes fan back in the day?
Baker: No, the the Hurricane is my favorite movie.
Sully Shaheed: and I was gonna say he's talking about the movie.
Chilly: that's what they all say. He was probably a little Miami fan back in the day.
Baker: I mean, or my favorite movie is the Hurricane.
Chilly: and
Chilly: Can't fool me, Baker.
Baker: yeah Not trying to fool you. You know the song by Bob Dylan called The Hurricane? It's a song that's literally about Reuben Hurricane Carter.
Sully Shaheed: It's been 10 minutes and we haven't talked about football.
Baker: Oh! Oh! Oh!
Sully Shaheed: Please, for the love of God.
Chilly: Okay, now listen, some running backs.
Chilly: We've hit on running backs. I mean, again here, if you're kind of going get into this mid-tier of running backs, I mean, I don't think i can pull the trigger on some of these guys, but I'm going get here.
Sully Shaheed: yeah
Baker: Oh,
Baker: oh
Chilly: I mean, Jacobs, Javante Williams, Jendi, Jonathan Taylor. If you're playing on FanDuel, good luck on using Jonathan Taylor this week if you haven't seen his price.
Chilly: um Good luck with that. um But, yeah, I mean, again, here, i don't think I could play a New England Patriot running back. It's so it's a sound gross. What
Baker: I can't.
Chilly: are you playing?
Sully Shaheed: are Are you, are you fucking Is it finally going to be Travion Henderson week?
Baker: I mean, i think with the industry injury to Antonio Gibson, I honestly think that Braves is forced to, at least it's forced to be a 50-50 backfield, um bare minimum, because we don't have the random third running back coming in now. So even two weeks ago when we were talking about playing Travion at that point in time in that matchup, he got in the end zone. But so did Antonio Gibson, I do believe. So did Ramondre Stevenson. They all got into the end zone. So you remove at least one of them, and then at some point in time,
Baker: Ramondre is going to get the disciplined for his consistent fumbling. like I'm praying that it's this week finally. For the love of God. Like I told you guys off air, I'm pretty sure I saw the stat where he has fumbled 10 times in his last 20 games.
Chilly: if
Baker: That's an absurd fucking stat.
Sully Shaheed: that's a lot of fumbles man
Chilly: And then and and again, we have Rico Dowdle potentially in the revenge game.
Sully Shaheed: That was the aforementioned narrative. If we get Rico at a full workload in the revenge game, I'll be more than happy to load up a guy that just went nuclear on the Titans last week. So I'm game ah Baker. What do you want to do about the Chargers backfield now?
Baker: I mean, if I have to pick one gun to my head right now, it it would be Hassan Haskins because he's at least been active. I
Sully Shaheed: Right.
Chilly: i'm a fa I'm probably going to fade it.
Baker: but
Baker: ah i mean, and Vidal Vidal didn't look good last year before, you know, extra running backs came into this backfield to kind of take that job as a rookie last year. So that's kind of what has me out on Vidal.
Baker: Neither one of them are e do i feel like they're these great hidden gems as far as fantasy options. I think they're guys that are on teams, and due to a lot of injuries, they're getting an opportunity.
Chilly: They make your lineups work. That's all got to say.
Baker: And it is Miami, who Rico Taddle just had 200 freaking yards on him.
Chilly: Miami is bad at the football. I guess my only concern would be at the football.
Sully Shaheed: the football. Bad.
Chilly: I guess my only concern would be, is this where they try to get Justin Herbert back on the right track? Because like he has not played well ah like after the first, what, three games?
Chilly: So, like, I don't know if this could be just the, again, Miami is a get-right spot for any offense. So, could be a little intriguing there as well.
Sully Shaheed: I'm with it. ah Baker, we miss anybody before we slide over to wide receiver or you want to talk about movies or AIM again?
Baker: I mean, we can talk about AIM and the fact that you dropped the ASL freaking reference. That just shows how old you are.
Sully Shaheed: Hey, man, ain't no sharing my game.
Baker: Just so you know.
Sully Shaheed: I'm officially in my 40s. So ah I definitely show my age with the ASL, bro.
Baker: I mean, you are a man.
Sully Shaheed: Luckily.
Baker: You are 40. Yes.
Sully Shaheed: Yes, absolutely. Luckily, I'm not single anymore or else. I'd be on these dating sites like ASL. And if no one gets the reference, you ain't in my age bracket.
Baker: If you went on Bumble right now and hit ASL, they might get the reference, but might literally be like, this dude can't read a fucking profile. It says my age, my name, and my sex in my fucking profile.
Sully Shaheed: That's not your point. If your response isn't LOL, I remember that, then we can't talk.
Baker: You know what? When we get like your girlfriend asleep, text her in the morning and be like, hey, ASL. And see what her response is. I guarantee you. Guarantee she don't remember that shit.
Sully Shaheed: Baker, first of all, my girlfriend is not asleep. She's at work right now because she's a night shift nurse. We're actually texting each other right now. So I will see if I get a response right now as I text her as we move on to wire receiver.
Sully Shaheed: so
Baker: Yeah. You won't.
Chilly: want to One thing I i think one thing we should address before we go to wide receiver, Jalen Warren, obviously, and for whatever freaking reason, is coming in with a shit ton of ownership.
Baker: You won't.
Chilly: I don't think I'm going to pull the trigger, but any thoughts on Jalen Warren going up against our Cleveland Browns who are coming back from the England game and Pittsburgh is off a bye?
Sully Shaheed: I'm not, I'm not doing the Jalen Warren thing. I don't, I don't know what all that's about.
Chilly: I mean, Kenny Gamewell scares the shit out of me.
Sully Shaheed: I'm, I'm, I'm good.
Chilly: i don't know if Tomlin's going to reward him for playing well, but it is at Pittsburgh, I do believe, as well. Don't know if that...
Baker: It is. Arthur Smith scares a shit out of me. so
Chilly: That's also a facts. So it sounds...
Baker: As somebody who was very high on Caleb Johnson going into the season, and for him to be relegated to absolutely nothing is ah insane me.
Chilly: Well, I mean, when he forgets the rules of football, that should happen. That should happen.
Sully Shaheed: Fair, fair.
Chilly: um So it sounds...
Sully Shaheed: All right, wide receivers, boys. Let's do it.
Sully Shaheed: ah Chill. where Where do you want to start at the wide receiver position? Because, okay, all right.
Chilly: Play Puka Nakua.
Baker: and Every week, bro.
Chilly: listen to shit
Sully Shaheed: no no No, no, no, no, no.
Baker: hello
Sully Shaheed: It is now and forever until Mike Evans returns. A mecca, a buka every week, bro.
Chilly: Yeah, Baker, the saying for Puka Nakua is death taxes and Puka Nakua.
Baker: Okay.
Sully Shaheed: Because we used to have that saying for one Cooper Cup. And now Cooper Cup has been removed from the equation and he's been replaced by Puka Nakua. Death, taxes, Puka Nakua.
Baker: So is it is it death taxes in Puka Nakua or death taxes in Matt Stafford's number one receiver?
Chilly: Puka Nakua
Chilly: ah Probably Matt Stafford's number one wide receiver, right? Could have said it about Calvin Johnson.
Baker: oh
Sully Shaheed: Yeah, I think matt stafford's Matt Stafford's career is going to outlast Puka Nakua's, by the way.
Chilly: May. May.
Sully Shaheed: Matt Stafford will have a new number one and the next seven years. And then we're going be starting that guy in fantasy.
Baker: Lord, help us if that happens.
Sully Shaheed: oh
Chilly: um I mean, this week, obviously, we mentioned that, again, both of the Rams' wide receivers are well in play here with Puka Niku and Devonta Adams. ah Again, you know, Mr. Omeka Obuka, again, is, again, going to be in play every week.
Chilly: Again, Baker Mayfield chucks nothing but YOLO balls down there, and they just they allow him to do so in this offense. And, i mean, at this point, he probably is the running favorite for MVP right now. yeah.
Chilly: um Yeah, i think it's I think the play is fine. um Again, you got this one, Mr. you know McMillan going up against the Cowboys. ah go I think you know this is a great spot for him. Obviously, Cowboys defense well, it's the Cowboys defense. We know the rules here. um So, again, just another good play there.
Chilly: um The Chargers guys are all going to be intriguing, in my opinion. I don't know if you just dart throw and pray or you just play, you know, Johnston and pray for the bomb. But again, it is the Dolphins. So I think the Chargers guys are in play here as well.
Sully Shaheed: Yeah, I agree with some of the Chargers things, but like I think they're dart throws just the same as the Packers guys, and zero people are playing the Packers guys. So if you want to make this an ownership type of thing, then by all means. um Again, I'm in love with Jordan Love this week, so...
Sully Shaheed: Any Packers guys, like it could be, I heard Christian Watson is back from the dead. It could be Romeo. It could be Golden. I mean, i don't know. But, yeah, you want to talk about an ownership play and we're dart throwing just like the Chargers guys.
Sully Shaheed: Same matchup, same thing. But, again, I agree with you and Tet. um Again, you're playing the Cowboys. you
Sully Shaheed: You're automatically on the the potential roster. um Baker, where are you headed?
Baker: Yes. um So, as I, this guy over here, is in line to win a million dollars because I'm playing one Cam Ward.
Baker: I then ask myself, okay, who do I want to stack Cam Ward with? Because I wouldn't dare play a naked Cam Ward. Do we have, do I play Calvin Ridley? Who, out of nowhere, had, a led what, 5 for 112 last week?
Baker: Completely out of nowhere. Yeah. Seeming like he just, you know, he remembered that he does play football and that he is somewhat good at the footballs. And this Raiders defense, which is Swiss cheese.
Baker: Do I play Alec Anelmaner?
Sully Shaheed: It is.
Baker: Alec A. No Manor, you know, ah the Stanford, the kid out of Stanford who was good at the football and then Calvin Ridley did something and then Alec forgot how to play the footballs as well.
Baker: Or Cam forgot who he was. He thought Calvin Ridley was Alec and was throwing the ball to Alec when he was actually throwing it to Calvin. I don't actually think that this is a double stack situation, so I'm not sure which one I want to play as of now.
Baker: Because both of them both offer the kind of same kind of deep play upside for the most part.
Sully Shaheed: Mm-hmm.
Baker: So I think, you know, when you speak of dart throws in that stacking situation, I think um it's going to be a gut feel in the week. I don't have a true feel on it, but I definitely like either one because of the aforementioned Swiss cheese defense that they are playing.
Baker: I think it's going to really depend on who's healthy in the San Francisco wide receiving core. Cause obviously Jawan Jennings dealing with multiple injuries, Ricky Pierce, I'll do it with a knee injury. We saw Kendrick Bourne absolutely carve, you know, last week from the connection that these guys had in new England.
Baker: So it's,
Sully Shaheed: Yeah, he did it.
Chilly: and we're proud I would probably only play Bourne if Mac Jones is starting.
Baker: I mean, and that's a fairs and that's a fair you know statement, honestly. But ah whoever's playing, I think there's plenty of potential, as you know we as it's been mentioned plenty of times, and it'll be mentioned on any other shows or things that you watch, listen to, read how much the Tampa Bay secondary can struggle at times, especially.
Baker: Not even struggle, but people just pass on them more. they're they They raise the amount that teams pass because their run defense is that good. So... I think it's just a wait and see.
Baker: One of my favorite receivers on the slate is Chris Godwin. Like, I understand he's only two weeks back, but the amount of routes that this news run, the amount the amount of time he has spent on the field just coming back off of this, you know, off his dislocated ankle from last year.
Baker: At some point in time, you know, Baker does remember the fact that he likes Chris Godwin too. And at some point in time, people will start game planning for Emeka Abuka to try to take him away.
Baker: And when that happens, if that if it starts this week, it's going to be the Chris Godwin Show, and you can hold my god strap, take it back to the old days when we first started the show.
Sully Shaheed: Baker, what about my cousin in the New England game?
Baker: No.
Sully Shaheed: What about the big play ability of little cuz, Rashid Shaheed?
Baker: No. now No. now no
Chilly: i I like him this week.
Baker: Absolutely not.
Chilly: I like him this week because nobody's playing him. Everybody's playing Alave in that game. So if you do want to play if you do want to play the Patriots side, if you do want to play like Drake, Stephon Diggs, and you want the lowest owned Saint, you know, again, man, would it surprise me that at 105, it's a 60-yard touchdown to Rashid Shaheed.
Sully Shaheed: Right.
Sully Shaheed: Well, it to surprise me it's going to happen this week again. So there's that.
Chilly: um Also, nobody, um like you brought it up in the in the quarterback section, but like the the Bengals wide receivers are probably going unowned this week.
Sully Shaheed: No one's playing Jamar Chase. Did you not learn your lesson from last week? Okay.
Baker: Yeah.
Sully Shaheed: So everybody's going to go up to JSN. Everybody's going to go up to Emeko Buka. Everybody's going to Buka Nakua. Jamar Chase is one of still the true slate breakers whenever he's on the field. And now he gets Yolo ball Joe Flacco.
Sully Shaheed: So if you think that I'm scared of this defense, you're absolutely wrong. So again, Joe Flacco, where's one? Where's five? Go.
Sully Shaheed: That's the playbook. So i mean i can definitely see you know ah upwards of 10 to 12 targets easily for Jamar Chase. And just like last week, he definitely paid off that salary.
Sully Shaheed: We can get that same same thing again in this game. Because again, we literally saw the Cowboys hang 40 on the Packers. Why can't Cincinnati and Joe Flacco do this?
Sully Shaheed: Why not?
Baker: Because Dak Prescott's better than Joe Flacco?
Sully Shaheed: Uh, who's the former Super Bowl MVP, bitch?
Baker: That was like 27 years ago, okay? When Joe Flacco...
Sully Shaheed: Uh, who won an award more recently? Dak Prescott or Joe Flacco? I could have sworn it was Joe Flacco. Come back, play right there.
Baker: you're You're kidding me.
Sully Shaheed: he's gonna He's gonna win it again.
Baker: No, he's not. No, he's not. Stop it.
Sully Shaheed: Coming back from being benched from the Browns to go into Bengals and make it a playoff run. Check it out.
Baker: Stop it. you not not Not even you believe that. stop
Chilly: And then I think one more guy we should probably mention before we kick it over to the old tight end position. ah Jalen Waddell is the main focal point in this offense.
Chilly: ah Again, we yeah we know where that ball is going.
Sully Shaheed: Oh yeah.
Chilly: in the Again, Miami's playing at home. Their offense due you know does tend to be a little bit better there. um i i honestly think at 6,100, I still think he's a little underpriced, truthfully.
Chilly: um so I do, again, i think Waddles an easy click this week.
Sully Shaheed: I agree 100%. hundred percent ah Let's slide over to tight end as we can obviously knock this out real quick because it's tight end.
Baker: not No, absolutely not.
Sully Shaheed: um
Baker: I have one more thing to say, and I'm going to say it, damn you.
Sully Shaheed: What?
Baker: Damn you.
Sully Shaheed: What?
Baker: Well, one, I got a 1v1 for you, if you're willing, if you're willing, if you have the stones.
Sully Shaheed: Oh, I'll bake her. Come on. Come on. You know i got the stones. Come on.
Baker: i mean I'm going to give you your cousin, your little punk-ass cousin. going give him to you.
Sully Shaheed: Okay.
Baker: You give me Trey Tucker.
Sully Shaheed: Versus. verse
Baker: You give me Trey Tucker.
Sully Shaheed: Trey Tucker versus Little Cuz.
Baker: Yes.
Sully Shaheed: All right, bet.
Baker: Done.
Sully Shaheed: Bet. Bet. Consider it done.
Chilly: Spencer Rattler against Geno Smith.
Chilly: Wait, Baker.
Sully Shaheed: The game with the highest pace on the slate.
Chilly: baker
Sully Shaheed: Ew.
Chilly: Baker, out of curiosity, you've been talking the whole time about Cam Ward.
Baker: Yes.
Chilly: You didn't want to take a Titans wide receiver in this one-on-one bet?
Baker: I wanted to give it...
Chilly: I'm just out of curiosity because he will still take his little cousin against anything on the Titans.
Baker: so
Chilly: Again, I'm not here to question you in front of America, um but I'm just tossing it out there.
Sully Shaheed: ha
Baker: Similar builds, similar roles, similar price. That's why.
Chilly: Why? Because both guys are black and are fast. Real conventional bank.
Sully Shaheed: Baker
Baker: of the NFL is black, you asshole.
Chilly: Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on, Baker. It's 2025. Could have said...
Baker: ah but
Sully Shaheed: Conkey has something to say about that.
Chilly: Yeah.
Baker: He's in the 10%, you dick.
Chilly: Come on, Baker.
Sully Shaheed: Okay.
Chilly: Baker, it's 2025. You could have said, like, but these guys are amazing athletes. You know they're they're playing on... You know, come on. There's so much... Come on.
Sully Shaheed: Right, right. You know, they got dome matchup, you know, there's flashes.
Chilly: Mm-hmm.
Sully Shaheed: i Yeah.
Chilly: Yeah. Got break-the-slate potential.
Sully Shaheed: Um,
Baker: I hate you.
Chilly: Break-the-slate potential.
Sully Shaheed: Break the slate potential.
Baker: Once again, this is why I hate you people. Absolutely hate you people.
Chilly: and I'm a little... i'm ah I feel a little offended.
Sully Shaheed: um but and And the deli disclaimer, and I think we can all agree, um don't play Jacoby Myers. We're done with that.
Baker: Yeah, we're done.
Chilly: Yeah, that's...
Baker: We're out.
Chilly: Yeah, fade it.
Baker: We're out.
Sully Shaheed: Yep, that's that's the that's the official stamp, the deli disclaimer, do not play Jacoby Myers. We all good with that.
Baker: So because you said that, Jacoby Myers is going for 150-2.
Chilly: Yep.
Sully Shaheed: No, he's not because you're a little Trey Tucker.
Baker: What?
Sully Shaheed: Because he's black.
Baker: Wow.
Chilly: Mm-hmm.
Baker: All right. In that case, in this next segment for tight ends, I'm not going to mention a a single person of color. Just so you know.
Sully Shaheed: You don't have to.
Baker: don't know.
Sully Shaheed: color.
Sully Shaheed: So what the hell? So do not mention Darren Waller's name.
Chilly: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Baker: I wasn't.
Sully Shaheed: Good.
Baker: I wasn't.
Sully Shaheed: Good. Because that's all we need to talk about.
Chilly: yeah
Baker: So I'm not going to say David Njoku. I'm not going to say Harold Fannin.
Sully Shaheed: Nope. Can't say any of them. Nope. No, no, no, no, no. no no no
Baker: Jawan Johnson. Chig. Chig.
Sully Shaheed: It's a conch woe. You know it's a conch woe.
Baker: Stuttering. Tongue. Alcohol. Uh.
Sully Shaheed: you You did drink a fly earlier, so.
Baker: I dumped out the fly so I could get a new beer.
Chilly: He did dump out the fly.
Sully Shaheed: Baker, that's a shame.
Chilly: Allegedly.
Sully Shaheed: You should have just drunk the fly.
Baker: No, I don't know what diseases.
Sully Shaheed: there is a fly If there was a fly in my drink right now, I would be drinking it.
Baker: I don't know what diseases that fly has.
Sully Shaheed: You don't know what diseases you got.
Baker: He went out drunk as fuck. That's all I know.
Sully Shaheed: oh my god
Baker: But anyway, you because I've been labeled as a racist, of to say apparently, I can't talk about playing black people.
Chilly: ah so
Chilly: I never said that.
Baker: um will You know what? I'm going to make an all-white team this week. Everybody on the team is going to be of non-African descent.
Chilly: probably be but it'd probably be your best lineup.
Sully Shaheed: Who's your running back, Baker?
Baker: Who's my second running back?
Chilly: yeah danny what is Is Danny Woodhead still in the league?
Baker: I don't know.
Sully Shaheed: Yeah.
Baker: I have no idea.
Sully Shaheed: Yeah.
Baker: Hold on. Is there a second white running back?
Sully Shaheed: Good luck with that. Like, your tight end spot is fine. I'm pretty sure your wide receiver spots could be fine. Quarterback, easy money. The second running back might be a little sus.
Baker: I'm scrolling through here.
Sully Shaheed: You're...
Baker: It's getting, it's getting, we're getting really low. The sun's getting real low and I ain't found shit.
Sully Shaheed: Hey, big guy. Sun's getting real low.
Chilly: sun's sun's getting real low
Sully Shaheed: ah Chili, you're your top tight end play.
Baker: Hey, you know who I'm playing at my second running back?
Sully Shaheed: Real quick.
Baker: The freaking, the 49ers fullback. That's who I'm playing at my second running back. It's Christian McCaffrey and him.
Sully Shaheed: Okay.
Baker: Yep. We're running Kyle Juszczyk and Christian McCaffrey for all the money. White only fucking team. Let's go.
Chilly: uh i mean the top
Sully Shaheed: It's the San Fran backfield.
Chilly: ah I mean, the only... the home and i had to chalk up one tight end, I'd probably just join the field. and and i Tyler Warren is probably still underpriced.
Chilly: Tucker Craft. Probably play those two.
Sully Shaheed: the The answer is Tucker Craft. The answer has always been Tucker Craft. It's Tucker Craft.
Chilly: Yeah, I mean, if you want to get real gross and you want to play, if if Bowers is out Michael Mayer is back, um Miami is really bad against the tight end. So if you want a full-on punt and play the Chargers tight end, was it Gatson?
Chilly: think he got only one target last week. But, again, if you think Justin Herbert is going to be throwing, ah my again, Miami is just they are awful against tight ends.
Sully Shaheed: You know who also is bad against tight ends? The Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Does Jake Tungus interest any of us?
Chilly: He's chalky.
Baker: He's white.
Sully Shaheed: You racist prick.
Baker: but
Chilly: yeah
Chilly: will also say, mean, Pittsburgh is not really good against tight end either. Is
Baker: Nah, I don't like those tight ends.
Chilly: it because of the matchup, Baker? Do you want to explain? Yeah.
Sully Shaheed: Yeah, you want elaborate?
Baker: Nope, not going to elaborate shit. I'm telling you, don't like those tight ends. I don't like them.
Sully Shaheed: I am not okay with the route that this show has taken.
Chilly: we've we've We dabbled a lot today.
Sully Shaheed: Yeah, we've we've been around the block. Been around the block. ah can Can we knock out defenses real quick?
Baker: I don't get talk about nobody.
Chilly: Sure.
Baker: I don't get to talk about no tight end. Like I didn't get to say shit.
Sully Shaheed: You literally, i literally said it for you because you're not allowed to talk about 20 tight ends on the damn slate.
Baker: Damn.
Baker: Damn.
Sully Shaheed: Baker, who's your favorite tight end play before I go to defenses?
Baker: Trey McBride, Jake Ferguson, darre ah not Darren Waller, Brock Bowers, Tyler Warren, yeah Tucker Craft, George Kittle, Hunter Henry, Mark Andrews, AJ Byrne.
Baker: Oh, God.
Baker: Oh.
Sully Shaheed: That's how the white man plays the tight end position, Baker.
Chilly: uh
Baker: who
Sully Shaheed: Okay. um On that note, defenses.
Baker: a
Sully Shaheed: oh Can it can i just I just play the Raiders and be done?
Baker: No, no, you cannot. You shut your fucking mouth.
Sully Shaheed: That's the only defense I'm playing, so y'all y'all can talk.
Chilly: um
Sully Shaheed: I don't. um i'm playing I'm playing the Raiders.
Chilly: they They're a little chalky. um I mean, i I assume a lot of people are probably going to try to jam in the Packers again.
Sully Shaheed: I know.
Chilly: um i don't think I'm going to, but I get it. I totally get it.
Sully Shaheed: They're playing freaking Joe Flacco, bro.
Chilly: Facts.
Sully Shaheed: He gonna throw you some interceptions.
Baker: Big facts.
Chilly: um
Chilly: Yeah, it's whatever fits. If you want to play the Patriots defense, I mean, although Rattler doesn't turn over the ball, it's a little bit of a tough sell.
Sully Shaheed: what about What about the Rams against Cooper Rush?
Chilly: You might as well probably pay a little bit less and just play the Raiders defense, right?
Sully Shaheed: I mean, what about the Steelers?
Chilly: Or...
Sully Shaheed: What about the Steelers against Dylan Gabriel?
Chilly: or
Sully Shaheed: Steelers coming off their bye.
Chilly: It it makes makes a ton of sense.
Sully Shaheed: The Browns had to travel across the pond.
Chilly: Or how about Tennessee's defense against Geno Smith?
Sully Shaheed: And or insert backup quarterback here.
Chilly: Right? Is it still what's-his-face?
Sully Shaheed: Because he may not make through the game.
Chilly: I forgot his name. I played him a decent amount last year.
Baker: AOC?
Chilly: AOC? it Aiden O'Connell?
Sully Shaheed: No way it's AOC. c
Chilly: Is it Aiden O'Connell?
Baker: I don't know. i have no idea.
Chilly: Oh, look.
Sully Shaheed: Ah, that would be hilarious. How about the Cowboys defense against Bryce Young? Because he's still Bryce Young.
Chilly: He do be Bryce Young.
Baker: I got a take for you on defense, Ellen. I got a take for you.
Sully Shaheed: Go right ahead, my friend. What you got?
Baker: You ready for this one?
Chilly: Oh, dude, it's not. It is
Sully Shaheed: Okay.
Chilly: Their backup quarterback is Brown's great Super Bowl champion, Kenny Pickett.
Sully Shaheed: Mmm.
Baker: We did trade him there.
Sully Shaheed: Mmm.
Baker: Yeah, that's where we traded him to.
Sully Shaheed: That's right.
Chilly: a ao That's because AOC is on the IR, so...
Sully Shaheed: That's right.
Baker: Ah.
Sully Shaheed: Oh, wah, wah.
Sully Shaheed: Oh.
Baker: So any defense any defense going up against a black quarterback?
Sully Shaheed: Let's take it back.
Chilly: It's a little uncalled for.
Sully Shaheed: All right, we're done here. We're done here. I can't stand you. I can't stand anything about you. So that means I can't play the Steelers defense.
Baker: You can't play the Jags. can't play Seahawks.
Sully Shaheed: I can play the Raiders, so I'm good.
Baker: yeah Okay, there you go.
Chilly: and I can still play the Titans for now.
Baker: I can't play the Rams.
Sully Shaheed: Until you have to take them out at halftime when Kenny Pickett checks into the game.
Chilly: Right. also think um I also think that Jacksonville's defense is kind of intriguing because they do get touchdowns every week.
Baker: No, you can't play them. No, no, no, no. White quarterback on the other side. Can't play him.
Chilly: Baker, I could play them because I don't see color.
Sully Shaheed: That's a great mentality to have, Chili. Great mentality to have.
Baker: Oh, God. Oh, my.
Sully Shaheed: I don't see color.
Baker: I hate you people.
Chilly: don't see color, Baker. don't see color.
Baker: hate you people. Absolutely hate you people, just so you know.
Sully Shaheed: I like it. I love it. I want some more of it.
Baker: Did you just quote a country song?
Sully Shaheed: I heard it on a commercial once.
Sully Shaheed: I think it was for football.
Baker: It's ah that's ah the great Tim McGraw, sir. The great Tim McGraw.
Sully Shaheed: Okay, awesome, cool, whatever you say. Baker, favorite stack?
Baker: Yes.
Sully Shaheed: Something bold.
Baker: Favorite stack and something. boat let's let's stop me Let's mix them together. ah Let's throw the bullshit out the window for a quick, for a hot second here.
Sully Shaheed: Good, so you're not going say Cam Ward? Yes.
Baker: No, but I'm throwing the racist bullshit out the window for a second here.
Sully Shaheed: Oh.
Baker: i've already i've ah I've already stated the fact of Cam Warts winning somebody a million dollars.
Sully Shaheed: Damn it.
Baker: I've already given you that hotness. I'll give something else hot.
Baker: Dolphins, favorite stack. The combination of Tua, Waddle, and Waller. combines as a collective unit, 70 points.
Sully Shaheed: Baker, are you willing to go your combination against my combination?
Baker: It's easy money. That's going to put me up 2-0 on this week versus you, bitch.
Sully Shaheed: Jordan Love, Tucker Craft, insert random Green Bay receiver here.
Baker: No, no. Pick a receiver. Pick a fucking receiver, you piece of shit.
Sully Shaheed: refuse.
Baker: you Pick a fucking receiver.
Sully Shaheed: They're all the same, dude.
Baker: No, yeah i't yeah um you're not getting the field of fucking Packers receivers.
Chilly: what
Baker: Put your name on one.
Chilly: I mean, he could take Josh Jacobs here, right?
Baker: No.
Sully Shaheed: No, he'd be put a receiver. So you know what? Matthew Golden.
Baker: Okay, there you go.
Sully Shaheed: Matthew Golden. And I'll stay bold with you, Baker. A combined 70 points between the trio.
Baker: That means we're not outpacing each other. The fuck?
Sully Shaheed: Combined 71 points.
Baker: right, now you're outpacing me. You sack of shit.
Baker: You sack of shit.
Sully Shaheed: Chili, favorite stack and something bold.
Chilly: ah Favorite stack as of today is probably the Rams. ah Again, they're playing the Ravens. Let's not get crazy here. um Again, man, just just just play what works.
Chilly: play Play the easy stuff. Again, man, I don't know if it's I don't think it's a bold take here, but like how many points does Spook and Nakua need to get for it to be bold?
Sully Shaheed: Play the easy No.
Sully Shaheed: no
Chilly: All right, how about this? And your guys is...
Baker: um Legitimate 40, man.
Chilly: and you Legitimate 40? Okay, we'll just go Pook and Nakua nukes the slate. He can get it done in three quarters. um And then... i Yeah, so we'll go that. And then if we're going to... If I'm just going to throw my my my name into the ring here and this threesome y'all got going on here.
Sully Shaheed: We can make it a threesome now.
Chilly: Wow.
Baker: but
Chilly: Yeah.
Sully Shaheed: Now be the threesome of threesomes.
Baker: It would.
Chilly: yeah
Sully Shaheed: Mm-hmm.
Chilly: Yeah. um You know what? Give me a ah give me the kind of the Seattle side of it. So give me the old – give me Darnold, give me JSN, and ah give me the old tight end, Mr. Albert Barner, as we learned pre-show.
Baker: The old tight end. He's in his second year.
Chilly: Give me the old tight end.
Sully Shaheed: Old Albert. Old Albert Old Albert B.
Baker: but No, it's not Albert oh
Sully Shaheed: B. intrigued.
Sully Shaheed: hold outward b well
Baker: Oh my God.
Sully Shaheed: um'm intrigued Well, um I hope everyone had fun tonight because I sure as hell did. Remember, comment below your AIM screen name from back in the day. um And sad panda, um Crystal didn't know what ASO meant.
Sully Shaheed: so
Baker: told you she wouldn't know. told you.
Sully Shaheed: She didn't grow up on a computer. She's a bookworm. What do you want me to do?
Baker: Date somebody smarter.
Chilly: That's rude.
Sully Shaheed: She's pretty smart. She just didn't, you know, it's not techniclot technologically sound.
Chilly: that's That's rude.
Sully Shaheed: That's okay.
Baker: I mean, it is rude.
Chilly: That's rude. Rude. Rude bake.
Baker: It is rude.
Chilly: Rude.
Baker: Very rude.
Sully Shaheed: Right, right.
Chilly: Rude.
Baker: I mean, she's he's dating somebody dumb.
Sully Shaheed: But anyway.
Chilly: Also rude.
Sully Shaheed: Me?
Baker: Yes. Yes, you.
Sully Shaheed: I'm not...
Chilly: Rude.
Sully Shaheed: I'm not that dumb.
Baker: You're friends with me. That means you're not smart. You don't make smart decisions.
Sully Shaheed: Oh, yeah, I've had made piss-poor choices. But I did counter that with, like, bringing friends along like chili to counterbalance things in the universe.
Baker: cru
Sully Shaheed: You know what i mean
Baker: He's worse than I am.
Sully Shaheed: Hmm. Hmm.
Chilly: It's debatable.
Sully Shaheed: Debatable.
Baker: No, not debatable.
Sully Shaheed: Exactly.
Baker: don't.
Chilly: Baker, baker when i when I need to put the fake personality on, I do it pretty well.
Baker: and we
Chilly: When we need to flip the switch...
Baker: i
Baker: I do it well, too, at work.
Chilly: Yeah, but Baker, I don't need to do it at work. I could flip it in public. where See, i could I could do it in public.
Baker: Yeah, do I don't do that.
Sully Shaheed: Bigger sees a red light. All he knows is go. That's all I'm saying.
Chilly: Yeah.
Sully Shaheed: That's all I'm saying.
Baker: I'm all gas, no brakes with it, you know what mean?
Chilly: ba Baker, I feel like Baker definitely, if we're going back to old school games, Baker also played the firetruck game.
Baker: Fuck is the fire truck game?
Sully Shaheed: what What's the firetruck game?
Chilly: The firetruck game. Okay. So basically you would, you would just, you would do this to a female and you would kind of start on, uh, on her like leg.
Sully Shaheed: So end the show before you describe what the firetruck game is. Because this this is going to take a turn.
Chilly: No, no. Listen.
Sully Shaheed: it sounds like.
Chilly: So listen, again, so basically like you would just start and you would go up and like you would have them say red light or green light. And then like they would say like green, right, red light. And then as you got closer, you would go through the red light because fire trucks don't stop at the red lights.
Sully Shaheed: a
Chilly: Yeah.
Sully Shaheed: Listen, if you made it to this point of the show, you're a winner one.
Baker: you
Sully Shaheed: And at that, you know you have to hit that like and subscribe button if you're still here.
Chilly: You're real.
Sully Shaheed: But at this point, we got to close up the shop because we could be here for another hour or so just reminiscing about our childhood. So on that note, I've been your boy Sully for Chili for Baker. We've been the DFS Deli. We're going to close up the shop and see you all the top.
Sully Shaheed: Thanks for listening. Peace.
