Become a Creator today!Start creating today - Share your story with the world!
Start for free
00:00:00
00:00:01
EP. 4 Yeah, You Want It? Live From Boston Part 2
15 Plays16 days ago
Follow us on Instagram!
Our Tik Tok page is live!
Email the pod at 2guys1screenpod@gmail.com
Leave us a voicemail to be answered on the pod! 508-834-7847
Vote in the Horror Bracket here!
Check out our Youtube Page for clips!
Recommended
Transcript
00:00:00
Speaker
Yeah, you want it?
Introduction & Energetic Banter
00:00:02
Speaker
What's up and welcome to episode four of Yeah, you want it?
00:00:20
Speaker
what's up and welcome to episode four of yeah you'll want it You fucking want him a fucking give it to you. I'm sorry if that was loud. going to fucking give it to you. We're still doing the whole talk like a librarian. Yeah, but we're going try to talk little bit louder and see what happens.
Shopping Spree Continuation
00:00:36
Speaker
It's just what it is. This part two our shopping spree. When push comes to shove, you shove it in your own anus. When push comes to shove, I just shove it in my mouth.
00:00:46
Speaker
Yeah. If you've tried to suck your own dick right in. Can I write in? You can write in. Okay. And then you can read your own email on the pod. Nice. Speaking of podcasts, check out our other podcast, Two Guys, One Screen, where we do full-ass movie reviews.
00:01:00
Speaker
It's on the same page. mean, we talk about wild shit. Yeah, we do. We really do. Off the rails. If you ever thought that, like, no movie, like, not every movie could be turned sexual, you're wrong. You're fucking wrong. You ever think about Keira Knightley's clit? Well, we have.
00:01:14
Speaker
We have, for sure. Too much. It's inflamed. There's teaser. It might still be inflamed from those fucking movies. Yeah.
Regrets & Financial Reflections
00:01:21
Speaker
ah This is part two of our little shopping spree we did at Bull Moose. oh Went to three different Bull Mooses.
00:01:27
Speaker
Bull mice, as you said, last episode. um And i so I'm still financially okay. Me too. We actually both spent under budget. Yeah. Yeah.
00:01:38
Speaker
little upset. It's all right. I mean, there's a lot of stuff you picked up and you're like, no. The only thing I really regret. Yeah. is not picking up every single one of those pre-owned 4K Chuckies.
00:01:49
Speaker
You're regretting that now? little bit. Are you? That's okay. Yeah, think you're all right. I have that. And by regret, I mean, I have the big pack. I have them all individually on Blu-ray. They're all up there. I have the big yellow pack, and then the first one's on the 4K Steel.
00:02:03
Speaker
Yeah. 4K Steel, that movie's mid. Yeah. The Steel itself, I mean. But it was easier to find than the actual... That was back when Best Buy was selling fucking physical media. We were a proper country.
00:02:15
Speaker
Fuckers. Everyone's like, this country's falling apart because of X, Y, and Z, Israel, Palestine, whoever else, black rights. Guess what? Best Buy doesn't sell physical media anymore. We're fucked. That's where it started. We're fucked. Yeah. ah Anyways, we'll get right into it. I got a couple of fucking rifle off to you.
00:02:32
Speaker
Yeah, i mean. You got to go first. we are and We said we're in Boston. We're here. We're here. In the same room.
Boston Recording & Alita Discussion
00:02:38
Speaker
Poe Town Boys being... Or not Poetown. The only thing that's changed from... We're Dean Town. Yeah. Wow. Yeah.
00:02:44
Speaker
The only thing that's changed from last episode is we have a drink. We do have to alcohol. And mine is far away because I'm a scrimmier knock it over. yeah it's a little concerning around electronics. Also, the end of the last episode, my cats were acting wild. So we don't know what's going to happen.
00:02:58
Speaker
They could fucking mate. They could... No, they that we've got them... I've got them neutered. That's good. That's incest. Speaking of incest, I want to beat it to this movie. What? ah This is... ah yeah we were just out. I was vibing. i was like, want guess something. This is movie called Alita.
00:03:17
Speaker
i don't know. There's something with this rogo chick that I kind of want just beat it. You know what mean? yeah they Yeah, they hyped the fuck out of that movie when it came out. I want to ruin her parts my splooge. That's kind of where I'm at. Let me know how that is because I own it.
Movie Purchases & Reviews
00:03:32
Speaker
You do? I do. So why are you giving me shit by buying it? because there's no way it's good, but I saw it in... But you bought it Yeah, back in the day. Okay. For like five bucks.
00:03:43
Speaker
It's like $7. Yeah, but you... It's a slip. You have a slip? No. yeahve got a nice you You got a nice shiny Fuck you, Mark. Nice shiny slit over there. I do.
00:03:55
Speaker
Christoph Waltz is in this. Mahersha Ali is in this. And i'm just I'm just so curious about it, and I also just want to fucking pipe down Alita. Yeah, she's got big like anime eyes. Yeah, and you can't say she's a kid because she's a fucking robot.
00:04:08
Speaker
Yeah, we can fuck robot kids, right? We're basically in the direction of fucking robots. There are no robot kids. Megan. I guess. and but Well, she's AI. Is she a robot, really?
00:04:19
Speaker
What I'm don't want fuck AI. Yeah. Allen Iverson. out to Miami's. That'd look like hoop though, you know I Yeah, he could. He's short too. Shout out to Philly.
00:04:32
Speaker
That's my first one. My next one, because I have one extra,
00:04:39
Speaker
is... ah movie I own. movie you own. A movie that i has eluded me. I haven't been able to... uh stream it so i was like fuck it i'm gonna buy it this is uh i believe it's park chain look uh the host i've heard so much about this movie and i just want to see it which is strange because it's a monster movie yeah which you don't really hear many good things about them yeah it's just like sharknado fuck you buddy sharknado is good i haven't seen a long time
00:05:13
Speaker
They eventually get bad. Like Placid, shout out to it. Yeah. I mean, Sharknadoes get bad, but like Chris Jericho's in it. Shout to Chris Jericho, though. I think Seth Rollins is in one of Break the walls down. Break it down the walls.
00:05:25
Speaker
Well, either way, I'm very curious about this movie. I do want to check it out. Good director, so. Yeah, except for Mickey 17 with a rut row. Well. I did see that steelbook, but wow. It's so ugly.
00:05:37
Speaker
Also, Bull Moose. Yeah, shout out to it. If you're listening to me. We love you. Can you like drop the price on that Craven steelbook? They won't. Want it. i just Actually, I just want to own Craven for a good price. That's all want. It's aggressively priced currently.
00:05:53
Speaker
That's how Disney, all the Disney movies are like crazy priced. They are. Yeah. Either way, host, add to the collection. Check out My Letterboxd, Gert's Letterboxd.
00:06:05
Speaker
If you check out My Letterboxd, it's never going to get watched. so Yeah. I mean, but eventually we do watch things and then they get logged on there. So check them out. Links in the fucking description. I go back in tomorrow.
00:06:16
Speaker
So when I get home, um I might watch a movie. You might. Who knows? might suck your own dick. could try. You're definitely going to jerk yourself off. Well, that's sure. That's given, right? It's going two days without it. Yeah. God. You're going to shoot loads.
00:06:28
Speaker
Yeah, dude. Straight ropes. I might just shoot shoot on the floor and then Swiffer it up. Do you have a practice run here? Yeah, sure. you got wood I got a Swiffer. Yeah, do you? I do. Nice. I'll get a lamp with light bulbs.
00:06:41
Speaker
You got a what? A lamp with light bulbs in it. Oh, with no light bulbs? Yeah, it's broken. It's shut my parents. Is it plugged in? They gave it to me. No. Okay. Just there for looks? You want to lick no No. So my first movie, if you don't know this, we go in order of, you know, what we're most excited or least excited about to most excited about.
00:07:04
Speaker
um So I got Puppet Master Axis Termination. Now I've been on the hunt to get all of them And yeah, I probably wanted it. i did.
00:07:15
Speaker
ah They do have the giant puppet master set. Right. Which is like $250. Which was not when I sent it to you back in the day. Yeah. Looking back now.
00:07:26
Speaker
Could have got that for like $140. And forty yeah and i probably would have saved money. You probably would have. But it's more fun this way. It is more fun. But it's like a challenge. But that came with dolls.
00:07:37
Speaker
And I could fuck them.
00:07:40
Speaker
Like the box. actually would all look good Yeah, it did. It came with blade. Are we talking the same box set? We're not. I don't think so. It's a big ass chest, bro. Oh no, not that. Not that. Nope. Sorry.
00:07:51
Speaker
It's fine. That would have been cheaper either way. Right. Uh, but this is the end of the axis termination, which is when they're straight up fighting Nazis. Like it's always alluded in the puppet master movies that it's about Nazis. Yeah.
00:08:03
Speaker
But the straight up doing it. Right. Uh, I'm getting close, y'all. Yeah. I'm like two away. It's exciting. It is. Then I don't know what I'm going to do in my life.
00:08:15
Speaker
Find a different... Different franchise to hunt. Buy all the Chucky's on 4K? Yeah. That's going harder. Where I live. Where you live is going be harder, yeah. I found one.
00:08:28
Speaker
Where I live. Found one what? A Puppy Master. I lost your eyes. Thanks. Yeah. But I i didn't pick it up. and Stick di tune. Shtick. Shtick around for the next episode. Yeah. of Yeah, you want it. Get a little teaser. Little fucking teaser action.
00:08:46
Speaker
ah My next pickup, it was just so cheap. It was so iconic that I couldn't like not buy it. It was $7 for Jennifer's body. Yeah.
00:08:57
Speaker
Solid movie. Yeah, there was two copies. Yeah. I might own it, so I didn't pick it up. There's a good chance I do. This is the unrated. don't know if I have that. Movie's very hyped up. I do like it.
00:09:09
Speaker
um I don't think I'm as high than as other people, but for $7, I mean, what are we doing? I mean, it's very women empowering. Yeah. Shout to women. Shout out women and shout out Megan Fox because she's a fuck he she fucking She's a fucking piece.
00:09:24
Speaker
Yeah. If if if it there's blank audio, it's supposed to be the doing, doing, doing. Yeah. We're doing no no headphones because we're in the same room. So it's kind of dumb. Fuck you. Yeah. All right. ah but de
00:09:38
Speaker
So my next one, ah you literally pulled it out and it was like, buy this. My wiener. Yeah. yeah in the In the movie store. Yes. ah You were like, buy this. This is really good.
00:09:49
Speaker
It is. It was only $8. It was. So don't know what this is. It inspired whole list I have Letterboxd. Post Not Regret. Post Not Regret. It's called Fatal Attraction. Phenomenal movie.
00:10:01
Speaker
ah Michael Douglas. Michael Douglas and who the fuck is Glenn Close? I don't know her, but she's a piece. Okay. We're trying to close in. Exactly. um Essentially, he goes at, he like, she's on his wife with her and then she becomes like stalker obsessive over him.
00:10:17
Speaker
And then it's like a whole thriller after that. She has to kill him. Yeah. Towards the end. Cause on the back of the cover, she got a knife. She does try to at the end. Yeah. Spoilers for fail attraction. There's also a, if you like that movie, want to upgrade it. There's also a paramount select version of, which is on my shelf.
00:10:32
Speaker
Whoa. Oh, it's by the key. No, Zach, it's over there. Whoa. there like a new transfer or something? You could read and tell me. I don't know. But when I was looking for i was like, i'll just buy nicest version because i'm a bougie bitch. That's fair.
00:10:43
Speaker
Yeah. Good movie, though. I'll let you know. It's about a whole list on Letterboxd that I have called Post Not reg Regret. Yeah, Murdered definitely sounds like Post Not Regret. Or Attempted Murder. Because you watch them fuck.
00:10:54
Speaker
Yeah, tit? Probably. I would say more than likely there's tit. ah Next one I mean, I've just never seen this before. I didn't know this existed. Yeah.
00:11:05
Speaker
It's gorgeous. Look at a Blu-ray steel book. I'm trying to open it. I can't fucking do it. There we go. And, like, the price was, like... Nice. was okay, yeah. Not a bad price. This is a Blu-ray copy of...
00:11:19
Speaker
Edward Scissorhands and the steel book is like glossy, gorgeous, blue, beautiful cover girl. What is it? Uh, Oh yeah. That, that song, song slogan, easy breezy, beautiful cover, cover girl shot. Ellen DeGeneres. Where you at?
00:11:33
Speaker
Um, Canada or Sweden or some shit canceled. Yeah. Done. We are, we have a review done of this movie recorded in history. Done.
00:11:45
Speaker
Uh, This is ah fun movie, I guess, right? It's a Christmas movie. It is. Wink. hu It's a little. The price on this was steep, but we did find this. It was like the last store of the day, and I was like, I could see this on the wall.
00:12:03
Speaker
Yeah. So I bought it, and I know right where it's going Probably the one open spot. There's another one down here too, though. Oh, shit. That's easier to get to. Yeah. I don't want to put it too close to my Wind River Steelbook, which is above your head because it looks too much like that one.
00:12:20
Speaker
Right? That one's got a little more going on, though. It does. And the Myst Steelbook is just mid. The great. Without the cover. Yeah. Right. yeah So I'll probably put it that top one over there.
00:12:34
Speaker
I don't know. We'll decide. Yeah. Next to that really expensive Bob's Burger steelbook. Holy shit. It goes for a lot of money now? Yeah. it's like $140. Yeah. That's the Best Buy. Let's go. That's why. Because Best Buy exclusive. So they reprint it and you're fucked.
00:12:48
Speaker
ah So that's ah my next pickup. And stay tuned for a Two Guys One Screen episode on this movie. Edward, scissor me. I'll scissor you. Nice. So this movie...
00:13:00
Speaker
This is your copy, but have one at my house that you sent to me. Got it at Bull Moose. Bull Moose. So this is also for you as well.
00:13:13
Speaker
For you. It's the 4K of Presence. Go check out our review, Two Guys, One Screen, for the Presence review. It's like the only review we were actually serious about.
00:13:26
Speaker
Yeah, because it's a very serious movie. Yeah, we review serious
Serious Reviews & Comedic Style
00:13:30
Speaker
movies, I guess. It's a... Kinda. I feel like if someone doesn't isn't familiar with our brand of comedy, Presence is a good intro to our podcast. I'd have to go back and listen to it, but I might be able to show this episode to my mother.
00:13:44
Speaker
The pod episode? Yeah. Possibly. We do talk about Rint's not the main character. That's fine. Yeah, i mean, we're men, right? We fuck. more We don't fuck. We want to fuck. We want to fuck. Hit me up.
00:13:56
Speaker
Hit us up. Let us know. It's a really good movie. i would agree. Kind of.
00:14:02
Speaker
The marketing was more horror. Yeah. And it's more thriller. wouldn't say thriller. It does get, I would say thriller. It does. It does. It did present as like a horror ghost movie. And then it just wasn't.
00:14:15
Speaker
It is a ghost movie. Oh, make no mistake. It is a ghost movie. But it's like a very, it's fucking sad. Really? It is sad. Yeah. Yeah. very sad. I don't want to say anything about it because I don't want to spoil it. Go watch Presence. It's really fucking good. Check it out. don't know if it's streaming, but go buy a copy of it. It's worth it.
00:14:34
Speaker
Buy Blu-ray even. Buy a DVD. Who cares? but Watch out on iPhone 4 if you want. Whatever you think. Just don't pirate it. That's it. yeah That's Presence.
00:14:46
Speaker
My next pickup, we got a Scream Factory. Wow. but think down ah This is a movie that I... think I talked about wanting to get at some point on our two guys, one screen podcast. And it only really came to light because of, uh, when this year's odds, good Perkins movie, the monkey came out, which is fucking, uh, hopefully he's playing.
00:15:12
Speaker
And, uh, This movie called The Monkey Shines. um This is also and a trailer that ran at Alma before The Monkey started.
00:15:23
Speaker
So is it? So I was curious. Based on the same Stephen King novel, short story, John.
00:15:33
Speaker
No idea. Does The Monkey have supernatural powers? You directed it? Mr. George A. Romero. Really? Yeah. That's intriguing.
00:15:44
Speaker
um So it's about this guy who gets paralyzed from, he can't move at all. So he has a monkey. A pet monkey?
00:15:55
Speaker
Yeah, that one of his friends gives him a monkey. Okay. That can like do tasks for him. The monkey goes fucking rogue. Nice. Because his friend is injecting the monkey with some kind of like soup like, some kind of serum because he's like trying to like,
00:16:07
Speaker
make the ultimate DNA strand or some shit. he's fucking like Captain America. Yeah. So this monkey turns evil. um And the buildup is great.
00:16:18
Speaker
um just feel like the end of the movie just kind of like, meh, it's whatever. Oh, this was a blind buy and I did pay full price. Wow. so But it does a slip and it is in So that is nice.
00:16:29
Speaker
A 4K slip screen for $30? I mean, I'm not upset. No. I didn't get a movie a three star. um Three star is definitely like, I'll probably buy it.
00:16:41
Speaker
i would say I would say the trailers and such are a bit misleading kind to me. But it is George. It is George a Romero, yes. Is that your only movie that you've seen of his?
00:16:54
Speaker
No, Creepers on the Wall. Oh, yeah. forgot he did Creepshow. love Creepshow. Have seen Night of the Living Dead?
00:17:02
Speaker
What? The Black and White one? Yeah. Okay. The Creepshow. I was like, I need to get this at one point. Right. Yeah, I've seen that. Yeah. Yeah. So that's my next one. It has a slip. Nice. I don't have a good segue for this, but um racism. Talk about rape. Oh. Race? Rape? i don't know Talk about racism. Yeah. um I love this movie and you don't.
00:17:23
Speaker
I don't because I'm right. and You're wrong. um It's the 4K of Blazing Saddles. I upgraded. Found it at Wally World.
00:17:34
Speaker
Yeah, Wally World-y. ah with the new This is a new slip. The new slip that Walmart's doing for like the new line of movies, and it's fucking stupid. It is kind of stupid. But for Blazing Saddles, it kind of works. But now it's a budget title for $20, so you can't go wrong with for $20, really.
00:17:55
Speaker
If you haven't seen it, I'm fucking it. You're right. If you haven't seen blazing saddles, it's all racist little a little, a lot of racist, yeah but it's a comedy. So it's okay. Yeah. ah Hard artists thrown around, but Mel Brooks does make better movies.
00:18:08
Speaker
He does. Yeah. Right. Right. And it's Gene Wilder. Love Gene Wilder. Who doesn't? Yeah, right? That's Willy Wonka right there. He got that willy on him.
00:18:19
Speaker
Yeah, got that fucking – He's sucking on a chocolate bar. Yeah, he is. Yeah. He'll make you suck on his fucking nerd. Suck it, nerd. Suck it, nerd. Suck it, nerd. You fucking nerd. oh I like this movie. It's funny.
00:18:32
Speaker
And the ending is crazy. I've watched three or four of Mel Brooks' movies, and sometimes his comedy really works for me. And sometimes – like Monty Python, not for me.
00:18:44
Speaker
Don't like it. Didn't care. I tried really hard. There were some parts that were funny, but most it just was not funny to me. Oh, Holy Grail? Yeah. Yeah. Then I watched Spaceballs with my father.
00:18:56
Speaker
was great. Fantastic movie. Right, because know the source material there. Yeah, but the jokes are still funny.
00:19:05
Speaker
What's the source material for Blazing Saddles? I mean, nah, it's an original story. Yeah. Monty Python, I mean... We're all like relatively familiar. Sure. I don't know. It's fine.
Mystic River & Nostalgia
00:19:17
Speaker
ah Next pickup for me, another copy of this fucking movie. Did we even talk about the one that I bought from... We didn't, did we?
00:19:27
Speaker
I don't know. No, we never covered it. We'll just cover all one right now. All in one. All right. So let me take you back. For legs. Let me take you back before I had pubic hair. No. Okay.
00:19:40
Speaker
I was for, it's not neon. Nova. Nova. Shout to Nova Kane, I guess. I almost bought it. I almost bought it for $18. I really fucking should have. don't know. um
00:19:54
Speaker
So Nova put out a copy of long i talked about it on the podcast. I think on the main pod, I talked about it. They put out a copy of Long Legs with a lenticular cover that like slides on.
00:20:06
Speaker
And for some reason, I got two copies. Yeah. don't know why, but I got two. Shout out Nova. They're based in Korea. And it just kind of looks pirated.
00:20:18
Speaker
It just doesn't look right. And im little buy I've bought their products before. And their pig steelbook is like one of my favorites. um The machinist I own from them is great. And this long legs does not look right.
00:20:31
Speaker
So I had that and I already had a 4K long legs slip, which was nice. That's now gone. ah Because I found the 4K steel that us fucking Americans made. ah Yeah, recently came out. Yeah, so my most recent pickup, well, that included and then ah this new 4K steel of long legs.
00:20:52
Speaker
um I like it. It looks nice. It does look nice. It's clean. The inside, you're not a fan of. I like it. It's like all like it' like her desk with paperwork and like photos and whatnot.
00:21:03
Speaker
um Long Legs obviously being a pretty divisive movie last year. When it came out, we have a whole episode out on Long Legs. Go check it out. I love it.
00:21:14
Speaker
um Shout out to Nicolas Cage. Yeah. This go on the wall. For sure. So. Scary. ah That's that. Yeah. And I have your other other copy, right? Yeah.
00:21:27
Speaker
right The second copy I gave to you, yes. In the 4K slip that I bought, I traded a bull moose yesterday. I still have mine. Hold on to it.
00:21:37
Speaker
I probably will. case that note doesn't work. I know this work. Yeah. Oh, you haven't even checked it. It might not be region free. I mean, the other shit is. Okay. I hope so. Next one I got.
00:21:49
Speaker
A film i've been looking for for a long time on the notes app for a long time. I found it and I was like, holy shit. Like didn't think this really existed. It's Clint s Eastwood film called Mystic River. Shout out to my GM at my old job.
00:22:04
Speaker
The job that I worked at 2023 and Shout out to you. That GM. Recommend this movie to me. um This is Sean Penn, Tim Robbins, Kevin Bacon, Lawrence Fishburne.
00:22:16
Speaker
That's a stack cast. It is. Is it a Western? No, it is actually far from that. I'll tell you what it's about. I just assume Clint Eastwood. and Yeah, so Sean Penn, Tim Robbins, and Kevin Bacon, I believe. Yeah, i don't think the Yamin was in the... Yeah, it's not.
00:22:35
Speaker
um They're childhood friends, right? And this guy impersonates... It takes place in Boston. Wow. Yeah, Boston.
00:22:47
Speaker
um They... and a guy walks to them pretending to be a cop and takes one of them away in a car and like presumably rapes them, like molests them. Right.
00:22:59
Speaker
And they drift apart. And then like 19 or 20 years later, I forget what happens exactly, but something happens they all end up backing into a circle. Like one guy's a cop. One guy's not doing too good. other guy's like doing something else.
00:23:11
Speaker
I think one of their daughters dies. Yeah. Yeah. And then like they're like, they are trying to uncover what happened to the daughter and then also uncover like what happened in the past and like that.
00:23:21
Speaker
That's a very bad explanation of this movie, but I would recommend it to everybody to check it out. I think it's on Prime. Okay. um I'll read this. Three friends who grew up in a working class Boston drift apart after a terrible tragedy, molestation.
00:23:37
Speaker
Years later, brutal events reconnects them. Jimmy's 19-year-old daughter is coldly murdered. Dave is a suspect who is one of the kids. They're one of the three. Sean's now a cop. um Before Jimmy, the guy whose daughter got murdered, takes a law into his own hands.
00:23:54
Speaker
So that's what it is. um Movie's fantastic. I gave it a four. Also did not think it had a physical. So here we are. Here we are. I'm holding it my fucking hands.
00:24:08
Speaker
Cut that. no
00:24:11
Speaker
ah So my next movie I did not think had a... Both of us. Physical release. so I didn't know this existed. I mean, I knew the movie existed. I've seen it hundreds of times. But it is... Apparently it's called The Adventures.
00:24:27
Speaker
The A section. yeah eight eight section The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl. and we what you're thinking. It's not on VHS. It's not on DVD. Blu-ray.
00:24:37
Speaker
Blu-ray. It's not 4K. Not for What, are you fucking crazy? Yeah, come on now. Come on now. Disney's not going to put that out. Come on now. Yeah, it's a Disney movie, right? It has to be. It's got be came. Paramount.
00:24:48
Speaker
What? What? I could have remembered watching it on Disney Channel, right? Yeah. Yeah. Maybe I was watching Nickelodeon.
00:24:57
Speaker
That's possible. Whoa. Is that a Mandela effect? Potentially. I thought there was a Disney movie. you know what they did about Mandela, right? He was a Yamin. He was, yeah. ah You're probably wondering why did a 27-year-old man buy Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Nostalgia. You go fuck yourself, right? It was $7. Also at Norage.
00:25:17
Speaker
Yeah, they were our age. And it's probably not good anymore, but George Lopez? No, honestly, like, worth revisiting. For sure, right? Yeah.
00:25:28
Speaker
I could see us reviewing this, and it'd be like a Bridge to Terabithia type beat. Or Zathura.
00:25:39
Speaker
but that yeah plays and Who plays Lavagirl, though? I think it's Taylor Dooley. don't that is. Me either, but... Back in the day, yo. Yo, relax, son. Yo.
00:25:54
Speaker
Damien Tower just quit again. know what we're gonna call this? The second Tower fell. Oh my god. <unk>s what Shout out to Damien Tower, you piece of shit Yeah.
00:26:06
Speaker
Taylor Chippis. Taylor Lautner, though, is Sharkboy. Yeah, you didn't that? The only thing i remember from that movie is that Dream, Dream, Dream song. that That's classic. It's a banger, right? Yeah, it was. Put music in here, Nick.
00:26:17
Speaker
I won't. No, it's copyrighted. Yeah, whatever. No, that's cool, man. Yeah, Sharkboy and Lava Girl. David Arquette's the dad. I don't remember that. What? David Arquette's the dad? Yeah.
00:26:30
Speaker
Wow. Anybody else in here big? That's my WCW champion. All right. ah My next pickup, we got a Criterion. Whoa!
00:26:41
Speaker
If you guys don't know, I'm a... Whore. Yeah, a bit of a whore. A bit a slut. ah Not really. in a ceasefire. But... ah Last year...
00:26:53
Speaker
or the year before, probably last year, I went hard on Hitchcock and watched like a fuck ton of Hitchcock movies. And then i was missing a big one that I hadn't seen and I'd heard a lot about.
00:27:03
Speaker
So I took a risk and I blind bought a Criterion edition of one of his films. Was it pre-owned? that Yes. That film is Rebecca. Let me tell you something about this movie.
00:27:15
Speaker
This is a ah pretty boring take, but Rebecca is top three Hitchcock for
Hitchcock & Rare Editions Discussion
00:27:20
Speaker
me. This is really good. I mean, it takes it it's kind of it gave me Rosemary's baby vibes in the sense that like there's no Satan involved, sorry, but the buildup is like the duration movies are just like, it's just building and building and building and building. And at the end, it like all comes out and you're like, holy shit, that's a fucking rope you just shot at me. Right. Yeah. just got edge to infinity and beyond. Like my, like my balls were so blue and I like the releases there and the payoff is there.
00:27:47
Speaker
Movies like two hours and like 20 minutes. i thought Damn Hitchcock. Oh, it's two hours and 10 minutes. But there's just so much building. Like what the fuck? What's like, what is this all about? What is this? And then you find out, um,
00:27:59
Speaker
Yeah, so I had no idea that Hitchcock even – or that Criterion even put out this as a movie. But ah happy I blind bought it and it paid off. And the number – this is Criterion number 135. This is one of the lowest numbers that I have. Wow, that is lower. Low as fuck.
00:28:16
Speaker
um But a great movie. I gave it a four and a half star on Letterboxd. Jesus. The only thing better than this is Dial-In for Murder, five-star movie. Can't find out. Put it out, Criterion, you cowards.
00:28:27
Speaker
That's all I got. So my last movie, Scream Factory. Yeah. This is kind of fucking insane to find because this was like in a bundle.
00:28:39
Speaker
Right. Um, it's in the Halloween franchise. And if you don't know, now, you know, but Scream Factory put out all the Halloween movies on 4k. Yeah, they did. But they kind of fucked us because like a wanted it. Yeah.
00:28:53
Speaker
They put the three worst ones. Yeah. Probably on purpose, but in like a bundle for like $140. You go fuck yourself. You can't. It's repractory.
00:29:04
Speaker
Uh, but for some reason, someone, unless someone traded them all in and then this was just the last one Right. ah But Halloween Resurrection. Yeah, that movie sucks. This movie's fucking horrible. i mean, I give it a half star. Like, this movie's really bad. worst movies of all time, I would say.
00:29:21
Speaker
Buster Rhymes. Yeah. Ira Banks. Should've been busting nuts instead. Yeah, doing a fucking, like, 69 job. sixty nine job Yeah, they're like doing like ah like an MTV kind of like prank show.
00:29:33
Speaker
And Michael Myers just kind of shows up and kills people. It's fucking stupid. It looks it was shot an iPhone 4. I hate that movie. It's really bad. Yeah, we had a conversation about it briefly on one of our episodes on two guys, but i don't remember what it was.
00:29:44
Speaker
ah The other two that are part of this collection was Halloween H20. Mid. Mid, but Fire Steelbook from Lionsgate, I think. Yep, on the wall.
00:29:54
Speaker
And Halloween 6, The Curse of Michael Myers. Very bad, but Paul Rudd. This is ah my last one. a movie I thought I told you that I bought, it but I guess we never talked about it. You kind kind of just found out when you got here.
00:30:08
Speaker
How it is. Just what it is because don't know what the deal is with this or what. Scream. ah Scream. It is a four k four I got this 4K used for $20.
00:30:20
Speaker
It's pretty good. I paid full. Yeah. ah This is a 4K steelbook of Fright Night. Fright Night. Fright Night. The movie fucking rips. You like vampires? love this movie. ah This is the only movie that even comes close to an American from London for ah like ah the transformation scene and like practical effect work.
00:30:39
Speaker
I fucking love this movie. and I'm saying that and I probably gave it a 3.5%. Most likely did. Yeah. But it's great. It is what it is. An animal movie for the time. Like, come on. Your favorite vampire movie?
00:30:52
Speaker
No. It's probably from Dusk Till Dawn, isn't it? No. Fuck you. know you said that. don't know why you said that. It's probably Dusk Till Dawn. Fuck you. Quinn Turner suck feet in that movie.
00:31:03
Speaker
No, my favorite vampire movie Interview with the Vampire. Like a proper fucking American. But fuck Tom Cruise, right? Right, yeah. Fuck him. Horrible. I like Lost Boys.
00:31:14
Speaker
I haven't finished it. Either way, that's ah ah that's my last one. I love the artwork. It's going to go on the wall. It is lightly scratched. I do see that here.
00:31:26
Speaker
Probably because these fucking shtickies don't shtick like they did my last apartment. I don't know why. um Who's slamming things? Probably Yamine's. Probably Yamine beating his wife. Cut that. Keep that in. um
00:31:43
Speaker
Yeah. That's it. That's our episode.
Closing Remarks & Podcast Promotion
00:31:48
Speaker
Wrap it up. listen Closing up shop. that is ah Thank you for joining us for episode four of Yeah.
00:31:55
Speaker
You want it? We're going to fucking give it to you. Check out our full-length podcast, ah Two Guys, One Screen. We're reviewing movies. It's like probably 70 episodes out. that you know Go peep it.
00:32:10
Speaker
What's an episode that you check out? you're going to say, but say it anyways. Gremlins. I thought you were going to say Poughkeepsie Tapes. I love me some Poughkeepsie tapes. We did a whole review on... We covered all of Harry Potter and we kind of miss it.
00:32:25
Speaker
Yeah, it's probably the best movie franchise ever, huh? Consistent. Our podcast work was off the fucking rails for that one. We were in our fucking prime. We're done already. We're done. We're talking we're over, dude. It's done.
00:32:39
Speaker
ah We have wild-ass episode for a one year in August, depending on when this comes out. Check that out if it's not out yet. on the lookout for it. You'll know it when you see it. You'll fucking know it.
00:32:51
Speaker
And um we'll see you guys next time on Yeah. You want it? Toodles.