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Doco: It be like that sometimes.
TWIYpod: Now, you know what's funny? My pops is on the same schedule as Lace when they come to church.
Doco: Yeah, heathen time.
TWIYpod: he would
Lovelace: Bye.
TWIYpod: He went last week. He's going on Easter. He go on New Year's and like Christmas Eve or some shit.
Doco: Mother's Day.
TWIYpod: I don't think he go on Mother's Day.
Doco: Okay.
TWIYpod: He just got like his four scheduled appearances at church a year. And then he just golfing every other Sunday.
Doco: I mean, in reality, though, that's best. That's better than not going at all.
Doco: It is. It's better than not going at all. We give late shit for it, but it's better than not going at all.
TWIYpod: Says who?
Doco: For sure. For sure.
TWIYpod: Chilling, working, lounging.
Doco: Because what are we doing on Sunday?
TWIYpod: chillin working lounging
Doco: You ain't pray?
TWIYpod: My Sabbath is Friday at sundown to Saturday at sundown.
Doco: oh Oh, my. That's a lie.
TWIYpod: Bro, I'm Jewish, man. Like what I'm supposed to, I'm just supposed to not be Jewish for you for the pot.
Doco: That's a lie, though.
Doco: I talked to you on Friday and Saturday.
TWIYpod: Yeah, frequently.
Doco: I thought you're not supposed to use the phone and shit like that.
TWIYpod: ain't supposed be doing none of that. It's a lot of stuff I'm not supposed to do.
Doco: Oh. So you're convenient, convenient you.
Lovelace: Mm-hmm.
TWIYpod: On God.
Doco: That makes sense. Press the button, nigga.
TWIYpod: No, that was meant
TWIYpod: getting great at this, man.
Doco: And ah we are back in full effect, right? In full force. um Took a nice little break. Niggas, there's three stories in this house. I almost jumped.
Doco: ah But we got to talk about that. ah Lace was in a moving process, which I missed the episode where we were able to talk about that. And Scully, you know, podcast extraordinaire. I did notice something in your daily, weekly pattern that has changed. I don't know if we're gonna talk about it.
Doco: But you don't do that Thursday thing no more.
TWIYpod: the wednesday The Wednesday thing, my my plate got too full.
Doco: What happened? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
TWIYpod: My plate got too full. Some bullshit happened with work. So I had to i had to pause it.
Doco: No room for the green beans. Okay.
TWIYpod: had to pause it, you know. But you won you got to come back to it.
Lovelace: No more things for that nature.
TWIYpod: You got to come back to it. But you got to come back to it when you know you got the time to.
Doco: Right, right, right, right. So like the nature of things that were going on in your life just... They weren't. They weren't, you know, it wasn't, the cards weren't folding.
Doco: Right, right? that's That's where we're going to go.
TWIYpod: No. ah Everything that happened, I will say this. A conversation happened. And I'm not sure if everybody here in this pod can say that they would have conversations when they walk away from a situation, right?
Doco: Nope. Sure didn't.
TWIYpod: They just, they wrangle you in a situation and then they walk.
Doco: No.
TWIYpod: But no, i don't know. I don't know.
Doco: He is I and I am him. i am the nigga that drops the flag and just walks away.
Lovelace: Okay.
Doco: see you later. Because what's the point of prolonging things? What's the point of an and unnecessary conversation? What's the point of any of that? In reality.
TWIYpod: Because we're men, bro.
Doco: Yeah, true, but... But, there's the caveat of this is just the fucking face on the internet.
TWIYpod: Yeah, but we're still men.
Doco: Nah, bro.
TWIYpod: Like, listen, if if one of you niggas wanted to stop podding with me,
Doco: You're not gonna pull the man card for a fucking... No.
Doco: That's completely different. Don't put us in the same category. I actually take it as disrespect.
Doco: You know my children's name, nigga. You know my wife's name. You know my birthday. You know important events that have happened in my life. Completely different.
TWIYpod: So it's not different. You just chose to do business with somebody you didn't have those ties with. You still chose to do business with somebody, right or wrong.
TWIYpod: You you chose you chose to look, um a man did a job.
Doco: No. No. no
TWIYpod: A man said he was going to do a job. You didn't follow through and do the job.
Doco: No, because when you do business, business is...
TWIYpod: And then you no-call, no-showed on the gig. Like, that's I'm saying. whether I knew you for a day or I knew you for a million days, I owe you a conversation behind it.
Doco: Yes. Maybe. If.
TWIYpod: You're like, shut up.
Doco: If.
TWIYpod: All right.
Doco: If. That's what it was, but that wasn't what it was.
Doco: That wasn't what was.
TWIYpod: I don't know. i don't know what it was because I wasn't a part of your conversation.
Doco: i dropped i dropped out at the I dropped out at the perfect time.
TWIYpod: i don't want to. I don't want to speculate.
TWIYpod: Because you wasn't trying to ruffle the feathers of your political connects.
Doco: No, I just don't like being involved in nobody else's scandals.
Doco: But he had a scandal at that time, remember? i was like, you know what? I'm good.
TWIYpod: It may have involved your political connects too, right?
Doco: No, not at all.
TWIYpod: Hmm.
Doco: Not at all. I also don't associate with that person either.
TWIYpod: Hmm. Hmm.
Doco: So, you know.
TWIYpod: i don't I don't know. I don't know, bro. I don't know.
Doco: Right.
TWIYpod: I just pod here. That's all I know. i i All I know is I just pod here. And I know that if it was somebody that was working with me, day one worker, day 17 worker, day 1700, have respect for the commitment you made to me and have words about it.
Doco: Right, right, right.
Doco: Right. So would that apply when that same person was a guest with us and didn't give us the courtesy to turn on the camera, have stable connection, be in one place, ah be audible?
Doco: does Does that count?
TWIYpod: You know what? I'm okay with that. Because now the rules are different.
Doco: oh, yeah.
TWIYpod: Now the rules are different. If you're coming to the pod today, turn the camera on, gang.
Doco: No, but that's what it was before. We've had Kaz.
TWIYpod: No, wasn't it no wasn't.
Doco: Kaz turned his fucking camera on, nigga. You aren't a buff. Turn on your camera. Kaz turned his camera on, nigga.
TWIYpod: But it... i
Doco: The nigga that announces WWE, nigga.
TWIYpod: Did we do anything with that?
Doco: and The episode's out.
TWIYpod: Did we do anything?
Doco: We weren't recording video at the time.
TWIYpod: Okay. So were you a part of the pitch to Cass?
Doco: No, that was all lace.
TWIYpod: I'm decently confident when he pitched it to him, he said, we use video so that we can pick up on cues, verbal cues.
Doco: Yeah. Yeah.
TWIYpod: We don't use it to to record.
Doco: Fair.
TWIYpod: i' I've used the same pitch to every every guest that we've had. So if they didn't have the camera on, It's not a big deal. It's not a deal breaker to me.
Doco: and Not that it's a deal breaker. However, when you're a guest in our home, that is a sign of disrespect.
Doco: These are the rules of engagement here. We only let one person slide and that's because she's a lady.
TWIYpod: So to you, it's like not taking off your shoes at somebody's house.
Doco: Yes, nigga. That's not lifting up the toilet seat when you go to pee.
TWIYpod: I get it.
Doco: Like.
TWIYpod: What about your man?
Doco: I'm sorry, what?
TWIYpod: What about your man? Your man.
Doco: I'm sorry.
TWIYpod: Your man. From Detroit. Coney Island man. Coney Dog man.
Doco: that's No, that's the first of all, that's our man, number one.
TWIYpod: Okay.
Doco: that's that's that's That's your little man, number two.
Lovelace: That's tag team partner. what Relax.
Doco: Yeah, what are you talking about?
Lovelace: That's your tag team partner.
Doco: that's number Don't try to exclude yourself from that, number one. Number two, when yeah, you try to like, yeah, yeah but like, that's also a different, because we know Maul Pod's on the, like, come on, we knew what we were signing up for when we asked him to pod, if we're being honest.
TWIYpod: It felt good in the moment when I said it. was like, ooh, I got him. got him.
TWIYpod: I feel like we've known what we were signing up for with every guest, so I can't hold it against them if they didn't show face on camera.
Doco: Nah, nope. Nope.
TWIYpod: I feel like with every guest we've had here, especially because I've pitched most of the guests, the pitch was always, we used...
Doco: Nope. Nope.
Doco: Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead.
TWIYpod: What?
Doco: you like that it good
TWIYpod: I'm... hey I ain't pitching? Well, because I know what the pitch was. And I told y'all what the pitch was from jump to make sure everything was kosher. And as soon as y'all said, yo, from now on, if they don't turn the camera on, they're not coming to the pod. I said, bet.
TWIYpod: I'll let everybody know moving forward.
Doco: Lace, you see how he tried to exclude himself twice? ah You a scandalous nigga, bro.
TWIYpod: How? How?
Doco: It's okay.
TWIYpod: exclude myself. I'm good. I'm good. Look, I don't want to see motherfuckers' faces like that.
Doco: Oh, here we go. I'm good in every room I go in I know.
TWIYpod: No, I was saying I'm just good.
Doco: I know.
TWIYpod: i don't I'm not required to see people's faces. Before we had video, before we had a YouTube, shout out to YouTube, like, comment, and subscribe right here. Right there. Ding, ding.
Doco: Video editor. that in. The little ding ding. You gotta put the little bell in.
TWIYpod: Nah, I might have to go back after and do that. Do some fancy shit. Do some fancy shit. But no, you know, listen.
Doco: I mean, we didn't have to necessarily go down this rabbit hole. I was just curious as to why, you know, Things have changed, you know, along with like your absence, along with like, you know, I did take it personally for the record.
TWIYpod: I've been busy.
Doco: um Your absence in the group chat. and good I saw tweets. Don't you dare tweet and not text me back. No way. got it here no way
Lovelace: Yeah.
TWIYpod: How many did you see, though? Like six?
Doco: No way.
TWIYpod: You saw like six in the two-week time span and like 10 reposts.
Doco: Nah, bro. there No, no, no, no. There were several. No, there was like two days. Because honestly, the group chat ain't been that active, right?
TWIYpod: Yes, it was.
Doco: So, no, no, no.
TWIYpod: Yes, it was.
Doco: But on the days where it was most active, you wasn't saying shit. And niggas was like purposely sending you things. But I haven't seen tweets.
TWIYpod: I seen it.
Doco: Okay.
TWIYpod: I seen it.
Doco: Okay.
TWIYpod: You ain't seen you a see but six of them, though.
Doco: Okay. okay
TWIYpod: Like, go check my track record.
Doco: okay
TWIYpod: My... my Activity in all things social has been so low for the last 30 days compared to what it's always been previously.
TWIYpod: i haven't dropped a pod on my other channel in some weeks.
Doco: So was you like, was you doing that for Lent?
TWIYpod: Nah, I've just been i've been so
TWIYpod: Yo, don't disrespect my Judaism, bro. Don't don't disrespect my don't disrespect my Judaism, bro.
Doco: Oh my God, bro.
Lovelace: Mm-hmm.
Doco: We're going talk about y'all one of these days.
TWIYpod: We not Linton over here. it's It's nothing Linty over here, okay?
Doco: Free Palestine.
TWIYpod: it's just It's just big fucking money, subways, hidden subways.
Doco: Wait.
TWIYpod: y'll Y'all not even ready for this shit we got in the hidden subways.
Doco: Genocide.
TWIYpod: A little bit. A little bit.
Doco: A lot of it, nigga. Well, if you want talk about it, talk about it. But we have to, you know, I'd rather talk about...
TWIYpod: You want to talk about Gino, Arie, Arie, Arie?
Doco: No, no, no, no.
TWIYpod: moon ah you said You said something that started with a G. I thought you was talking about Gino Ariyama.
Doco: No, we can talk about Giorgi or Armani.
Doco: We can try to get one of those sponsors. That'd be nice. Is that Italian? Right?
TWIYpod: Giorgio Armani?
Doco: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't even know how to say that shit, so...
TWIYpod: Yeah, but I don't know, man. I don't know. was Was he the fun boy or was that Versace? No, Versace was the...
Doco: All the niggas. What you talking about?
TWIYpod: No, Versace got killed by a toot.
Doco: Right on his stairs.
Lovelace: Mm-hmm.
Doco: Right on his stairs.
TWIYpod: you know
Doco: I think he lived right down the street from OJ too.
TWIYpod: When I say the Toots was going to take me out, I would have never imagined it being like that, though. You feel me?
Doco: Why not?
TWIYpod: Because you outside your crib.
Doco: I mean, i don't know.
TWIYpod: I think the nigga was...
Doco: Two Thanksgivings ago, you almost
TWIYpod: I think the nigga was throwing doves or some shit, right? He was throwing doves.
Doco: know. he went to go get the newspaper.
TWIYpod: he was He was releasing doves. No, my story was much more beautiful. He's releasing doves in an exclusive Versace robe with the house shoes on.
Doco: Yep.
Lovelace: Press scone, great.
TWIYpod: Outside releasing doves. And then your ex-partner, some white bull who was wearing whitey tighties, walked up and hit him with the blammy.
Doco: Yep.
TWIYpod: Took him out of here. Nigga had fresh s scones waiting for him at the breakfast table.
Doco: Yep.
Lovelace: ah
Doco: That's crazy.
TWIYpod: and some And some crazy cappuccino. I know it was some fire cappuccino in that crib. With a little cup and little lemon rind.
Doco: No, it was espresso.
TWIYpod: Oh, yeah.
Doco: It was espresso.
TWIYpod: with a That's what you use the lemon rind for, the espresso?
Doco: Espresso. No?
TWIYpod: What do you use the lemon rind for? you You wring it on a ah cup
Doco: i don't know. i ain't got that kind of money yet, bro.
TWIYpod: you ain't been you've You ain't been nowhere.
Doco: ah You know?
TWIYpod: are You ain't got no passport stamps.
Doco: I've never had couscous, caviar, none of that shit.
TWIYpod: You never had couscous. You can get that around the way.
Doco: Nope. Not me.
TWIYpod: You got to get more adventurous, bro.
Doco: No.
TWIYpod: You out here eating six wings and some fucking pretzels thinking that you like, nah, go try new things.
Doco: Yeah.
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: Go experience life.
Doco: You know y'all shame me into eating more and I got fatter, right?
Lovelace: Six wings is crazy, though.
Doco: I eat 12 now and now got fat. Now niggas is fat. At least that's being the first thing you say today is crazy.
Doco: For the record. For the record. Okay.
TWIYpod: jesus just du You just don't like it because it's against you.
Doco: Okay.
TWIYpod: You know what I'm saying? Six wings is crazy as a man.
Doco: That's fine.
TWIYpod: We need a woman on the pod to say that. Like, as a man, why are you only eating six wings? Like, we need a woman to make that drop for us.
Doco: As a man, why are you like pocket watching my belly?
TWIYpod: Hmm.
Doco: Yeah. Why are you clocking what I eat?
TWIYpod: Hmm.
Doco: That's weird too, no?
TWIYpod: No, no, I'm confused.
Doco: Okay. Okay.
TWIYpod: Because when, when is you a man or is you a kid?
Lovelace: What
TWIYpod: You getting six wings.
Doco: Okay.
TWIYpod: they That's, that's the kiddie meal. The kids get six wings.
Lovelace: what would you do, six wings and some fries?
Doco: I do six wings. ah probably do an appetizer or two. And I'm cool.
TWIYpod: I don't have much of an appetite tonight.
Lovelace: Wings, not the appetizer?
Doco: No wings aren't an appetizer. That's a fucking meal, dog. what are you talking about?
TWIYpod: Doko orders the shit that I order when you go out with your girl and you know she's going to want something off your plate. So you order a little bit more than what you normally would so that you can have the amount of food that you wanted to have.
Doco: right. Okay.
Doco: I see what we're doing here.
TWIYpod: Doko orders the girlfriend amount of food.
Doco: That's fine.
TWIYpod: It's like a handful of fries, six wings, and ah in a glass of water with a lemon in it.
Doco: I'm a cheap date.
Lovelace: And he don't even eat the six. You know he shares some of the wings with missus.
Doco: Alright, bro.
TWIYpod: Mmm.
Lovelace: yeah
Doco: Alright, bro. Alright, bro.
TWIYpod: is He three flats and down. Is he down after three flats? Is he tapping out after three flats?
Lovelace: Oh, shit.
Doco: I see what's going on here.
TWIYpod: It's crazy.
Lovelace: Nah, that's crazy.
Doco: What did y'all niggas order?
Lovelace: That's crazy. Wings?
Doco: Lace, don't want to hear that shit, bro.
Lovelace: Wings?
Doco: You ain't spending more than $20 when you order.
Lovelace: this foral I just had 30 wings. I just had 30 wings.
TWIYpod: got a backwards throat.
Lovelace: Might work.
TWIYpod: You know, he's finna go crazy on the wings.
Doco: Nope. Nope.
Doco: I don't want to hear i want hear What do you order, Scully?
Lovelace: never Never less than 20 wings.
Doco: 20 wings?
Lovelace: Never less than 20.
Doco: 20 wings?
Lovelace: Never less than 20.
Doco: In a setting?
Lovelace: Yeah.
Doco: You're a pig.
Lovelace: no
Doco: You're a pig.
TWIYpod: Oh, God.
Doco: You're a pig.
TWIYpod: And some brews. And some brews.
Doco: You're a pig. Both of you.
TWIYpod: We finna be here for a while.
Doco: You're disgusting people.
TWIYpod: No, because we finna be. If I'm outside somewhere ordering wings, if i'm now you finna turn into Oprah with the healthy shit?
Doco: Y'all intestines are destroyed.
Lovelace: No. I use bathroom multiple times every day. We good.
Doco: Y'all insides are disgusting.
TWIYpod: Nigga, Lace say he drinking matcha on you hoes.
Doco: 20 wings?
TWIYpod: You hear me?
Doco: Or y'all got the tiny wings? Or y'all got the jumbo wings?
Lovelace: It just depends where you eat it from, hogs.
TWIYpod: You got to know where they got the small wings and don't go there.
Doco: So you're eating 20 big wings?
TWIYpod: If I don't, I'm taking them to the crib. But if I order 20, I'm posted up.
Doco: Ew. Ew.
TWIYpod: If I order 20, I'm posted up for the whole game.
Doco: Disgusting.
TWIYpod: I'm in here for some time.
Doco: Yuck, bro.
TWIYpod: Yo, hon, take these to the back. Put them under the heat lamp for a little bit.
Doco: Oh, see, that's the... I don't go places and chill.
TWIYpod: Put them under the heat lamp for a little bit. Well, if I bring them back to the house, I'm posted up in the house watching the game.
Doco: Nope. I'm never at a venue longer than an hour.
Lovelace: Yeah, I'm only ordering wings in specific places. I'm going to sit down and eat. I'm not ordering wings.
Doco: Okay, so what is you... If you go...
TWIYpod: You don't like eating wings in public?
Doco: Your favorite sit-down... That makes sense.
TWIYpod: ah No, no, that tracks for lace.
Doco: That actually makes sense. What's your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Lovelace: Well, it depends what type of cuisine you're talking about.
Doco: Oh, here we go. Nigga, just answer.
Lovelace: No, because it depends what I'm eating.
Doco: You said you wouldn't get wings. So what would you get?
Lovelace: Oh, I'm saying if I'm going to sit down, like if me and the missus is going to have dinner, I'm not ordering wings. That's shit I order when I'm at home no.
Doco: So we're going to Olive Garden.
Lovelace: no
Doco: right, where the fuck we going?
Lovelace: yeah
TWIYpod: No niggas is going to Olive Garden, don't go.
Doco: No.
TWIYpod: Come on, bro.
Doco: That's lunch. For sure.
TWIYpod: That's a trash palette, sir.
Doco: That's a good lunch. The soup?
Lovelace: Olive Garden was my one before kids.
Doco: Tortellini soup with the breadsticks?
Lovelace: Hmm. Hmm.
Doco: Yes, sir.
TWIYpod: Yo, if you don't go find you the Italian spot around the way, the mom and pop Italian spot and get some seasoned fucking food.
Doco: I do that, too.
Doco: I do that, too. But there' that's all there is.
TWIYpod: Olive Garden. Olive Garden is the hospital version of Italian food.
Doco: Yes, but that's all there is around here is Italian food, bro.
TWIYpod: Oh, so you got it good. Oh, so Olive Garden make you feel like you're doing something special. Like, ooh, that's like Red lo that's like red Lobster for y'all.
Doco: I'm doing some different shit, yeah. I'm going back to the trenches. That's a trench meal, bro.
Lovelace: You.
TWIYpod: Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
Doco: That's a trench meal.
TWIYpod: Nah, if I'm in the mood for a steak, I'm going Longhorn.
Doco: So y'all...
TWIYpod: If I don't go to the...
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: if i don't go to the
Doco: That's the same thing.
TWIYpod: Now, Longhorn is... Longhorn get busy.
Doco: That's the same thing as Olive Garden, dog.
TWIYpod: I mean, it's a chain like Olive Garden. I think that's where the comparison stops.
Doco: It's the same thing.
TWIYpod: They don't have no endless bowl of nothing at Longhorn for $18.
Doco: They do.
TWIYpod: Longhorn ain't for you niggas that's got a budget. You're going to spend a buck in Longhorn.
Doco: You're going to go get an onion that's overcooked and blooming.
TWIYpod: Easily. ah Onion? No, my nigga, you talking about them hoe niggas, them outback niggas. I don't fuck with Australians. All right? Never have, never will.
Doco: That's that Outback? The Bloomin' Onion?
TWIYpod: Scully never about no blooming onion.
Doco: Get the fuck out here. Whatever you into, you go do that.
TWIYpod: goal
Doco: You go do that, my brother.
Lovelace: I was about to say that.
Doco: but
TWIYpod: Scully never been about no...
Lovelace: was like, you got your onion bloomed, big dog?
TWIYpod: Mm-mm. What's that orange sauce with them shits? well You know how i feel about condiments. What's that orange? What's that blooming onion sauce? Never been about that.
Doco: You don't do sauces?
TWIYpod: yeah um I'm weird about my condiments.
Lovelace: Remember, he don't like...
Doco: I forgot. You a weird-ass nigga, bro.
Lovelace: You the nigga that don't like the white condiments, right?
Doco: Yeah, bro.
Lovelace: That was you, right?
Doco: Weird, bro.
TWIYpod: Oh, God.
Doco: Weird.
TWIYpod: I love being black so much. I don't like white condiments. That's a bar. Take that with you.
Lovelace: Mm-hmm.
Doco: You eat tzatziki sauce?
TWIYpod: What's in it? Nobody can tell me what's in it.
Doco: Bro.
TWIYpod: As soon as I start asking niggas what's in these sauces they love so much, nobody got answers.
Doco: It's just a cucumber sauce, man.
TWIYpod: It's not even cucumber, bro.
Doco: Yes, it is.
TWIYpod: it's cucu It's some cucumber bullshit in it, but it's it's sour cream.
Doco: It's like cucumbers, onions, and garlic.
TWIYpod: It's sour cream and yogurt and some other shit. You niggas don't know what's in yumy yum yum sauce.
Doco: Oh, yeah.
TWIYpod: Y'all don't know what's in chick-fil-a sauce.
Doco: You around, fake Greeks. I don't do yum yum sauce.
TWIYpod: Y'all don't...
Doco: No, thank you.
TWIYpod: Y'all don't know what's in none of these sauces.
Doco: I don't do Polynesian. I don't know nobody that's Polynesian.
TWIYpod: I know a few of them. I know a few of them.
Doco: don't know. No Polynesians. None of them.
TWIYpod: I know few of them. They all stink.
Doco: Mm-mm.
TWIYpod: They smell like their house. even when Even when they not in their house.
Doco: Alright, that is not what we were doing today. So, I have a question. What? What is What's worse?
Doco: Being a stepdad or being a sneak leak?
TWIYpod: Or being a what?
Doco: A sneaky leak.
TWIYpod: Stepdad for sure.
Doco: You've been both.
Lovelace: I haven't been either, so I can't relate.
Doco: was You've been both, so I didn't know.
TWIYpod: ha ha ha ha
Doco: this What's worse?
TWIYpod: but stepda for sure Because at least at least you know your role and everybody knows your role when you a sneaky link everybody you You're playing a role.
Doco: Okay.
TWIYpod: Everybody respects the role that you're and it's peace.
Doco: Do they?
TWIYpod: More than when you're a stepdad
TWIYpod: a stepdad.
Doco: Say more.
TWIYpod: When you a stepdad, you can say everything you want to say. boss behind you. Go talk to the, I'm going to go talk to the boss. I'm not pleased with your answer.
Doco: Mm-hmm.
TWIYpod: I'm going to go talk to your boss, bro.
Doco: So is it more difficult when the dad is still involved, your stepdad? Or is it just mom's word is always going to be the ultimate word?
TWIYpod: Nah, I wouldn't.
TWIYpod: Real dad ain't even the boss either. It's mom. Mom's the fucking boss.
Doco: That's what I'm saying. Yeah, mom, gu yeah.
TWIYpod: Yeah, because mom will trump everybody. If I don't like real dad answer, if i don't like stepdad answer, guess what?
Doco: Mm-hmm.
TWIYpod: I'm telling mom.
TWIYpod: Yeah, stepdad shit way harder. Especially,
Doco: I don't know. That means you don't run your house.
TWIYpod: a spread na man, it's not about running.
Doco: Not you necessarily, but the stepdad who, o you know.
TWIYpod: It's not about how you run the crib. it's It's not about how you run the crib because you invest
Doco: Why not, Lace?
TWIYpod: You invest in these kids and then one day they hit you with that you not my dad shit? Bro, that that shit is a game changer.
Doco: Yeah.
Doco: And all right I'm done doing it for you.
TWIYpod: But you can't.
Doco: I'm not your dad.
TWIYpod: That's what I'm saying.
Doco: Shit.
TWIYpod: Because everybody's looking at you like you petty for doing that.
Doco: Shit. is she
Doco: You petty for saying that.
TWIYpod: You're supposed to be you're supposed to meet the bigger man.
Doco: I don't care.
TWIYpod: le You're the adult. They're a child. Children say mean things. people
Doco: Yep.
TWIYpod: People that have never had to endure the mean shit that you had to endure will tell you you should be the bigger person and just chuck it up and keep moving forward.
Doco: I mean, but there's no better time to teach a life lesson than early.
TWIYpod: Early, nigga? Hey, you said that shit you say that shit early enough, I might leave your mama alone.
Doco: Just saying.
Doco: Just say, go to your job and say, you're not my boss to your boss and see what they say.
TWIYpod: You're not the boss of me.
Doco: Yeah, go ahead. Go to your job and say that.
TWIYpod: That nigga will find 10 niggas that is your boss and make you have a long day.
Doco: Exactly.
Doco: Exactly. So therefore, the cord gets cut quickly.
TWIYpod: Yeah.
Doco: Honestly, I don't think that and I'm not in that situation, God forbid. Thank God I'm not. And ain't nobody ever taking care my kids. Never happening. Never.
TWIYpod: niggas said I said that once I said that once like the first week brees was Breezy was alive I said that I was just like yeah
Doco: Never, bro.
Doco: My girl could have a new man and I'm still walking in the house.
TWIYpod: I was hyped I was walking around holding her and shit I'm like yo no other man's ever gonna raise you you my baby girl you my ace yo after dealing with a fucking co-parenting situation I was like you know what If another nigga could come around, show you the brighter things in life, get your mama off my ass, I'm here for it.
Doco: See, but that's different, though. There's pre-existing circumstances that had you feeling like that, right?
TWIYpod: Splitting up is difficult, bro. if you were If you were in this situation, i promise, it sounds cool to say, yo, I'm never going to not be in my kid's life.
Doco: Exactly.
TWIYpod: I'm never not going to be with the mother of my kids.
Doco: Okay.
TWIYpod: It sounds very cool to say that in the moment.
Doco: Mm-hmm.
TWIYpod: If some shit happened and it went the opposite direction, you're going to see it's not as easy to manage because it's fucking resentment, it's feelings, it's weird shit.
Doco: Mm-hmm.
Doco: What I'm telling you is...
TWIYpod: You still want to beat, but you don't want to beat. You're having a very difficult time just getting fucking drop-off and daycare shit going. It's weird, bro.
Doco: What I'm telling you is is even with all of that shit existing and she has a new man, I am the nigga that is just going to walk in the crib.
Doco: I will be the nigga that is playing the video game with my kid.
TWIYpod: put it. Nigga gonna put hands and feet on you, bro.
Doco: Okay.
TWIYpod: and A young man's gonna put hands and feet on you.
Doco: Okay.
TWIYpod: you can't You can't walk in nobody's house. I don't care whose kids live in there. You can't just...
Doco: It's my house. What are talking about? I just left.
TWIYpod: You still paying the mortgage?
Doco: Yes, it would still be my house. ye
TWIYpod: Nah.
Doco: Now, how are you going to call me controlling for all these years?
TWIYpod: Shorty. Shorty gotta leave. No, shorty gotta leave.
Doco: huh I just want understand.
TWIYpod: If I'm still paying the mortgage, why are you here? You you gotta to go live in your car.
Doco: i just want to understand. how are you gonna go How are you going to call me controlling for all these years and not think that I'm going to set up the situation for me to be controlled?
TWIYpod: Yeah, that's a point.
Doco: Come on. mean, what are we talking about?
TWIYpod: That's a point. We 27 minutes in. Doko got his first point of the night, ladies and gentlemen.
Doco: that See, that's not that's not what we're doing.
Lovelace: Speaking of Doko's bucket getters...
Doco: nope No, no, no.
Lovelace: Oh, shit.
TWIYpod: a
Doco: No, no.
TWIYpod: Yo, you people are so with the segue. Speaking of Doko's bucket getters.
Doco: Because he be right a lot and y'all be hating on that man. But, you know.
TWIYpod: Who?
Doco: McCants.
TWIYpod: No, I'm waiting for you to follow up where he was right. I'm sorry. I was giving you the runway.
Doco: Somebody got Kobe's 81.
TWIYpod: Okay.
TWIYpod: It was ugly.
Doco: don't matter.
TWIYpod: It was forced.
Doco: It don't matter. We've never seen Will to 100.
TWIYpod: It was...
TWIYpod: I'm not even talking about that because that should never happen. I refuse to believe the the NBA was so fucking bad.
Doco: Exactly.
TWIYpod: Niggas said, yo, the circus is in town. We got one camera in town.
Doco: i believe it.
TWIYpod: We can go record the circus or we can go record a fucking NBA game. And niggas said, yeah, let let's go record that fucking circus.
Doco: I believe that actually.
Lovelace: Mm-hmm.
TWIYpod: Where's the circus footage then? Show me the fucking Bartman Bailey three ring circus drone.
Lovelace: Mm-hmm.
Doco: That's a good point.
TWIYpod: the same With the time stamp of the same night.
Doco: That's a good point. But I still believe it. I believe it. But if you want to know some of my bunker getters, I would say like Ray Allen, you know, ah Raymond Felton, Ty Lawson, ah you know what I'm saying?
TWIYpod: Yo, what the fuck?
Doco: Rip Hamilton, Rasheed Wallace. Let's see. Hmm.
TWIYpod: Rusko. So basically, 0-4 Pistons.
Doco: Yeah, that's you know that's a couple off top of my head.
TWIYpod: So basically, the 0-4 Pistons.
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: If he was on the Pistons in 0-4, he was on...
Lovelace: ah never now I'm never forgetting this nigga saying McCants in the early 2000s was that nigga.
Doco: He was nice. He was nice.
Lovelace: No, he had a nice six-man role in college.
Doco: Wasn't he like ACC Player of the Year? bro he was like ACC Player of the Year or something like that.
Lovelace: He had a nice six-man role in college and under-delivered as a pro.
Doco: i ain't gonna argue with you. You know more basketball.
Lovelace: It's okay.
TWIYpod: And that's why you got to let niggas get wild takes off like that.
Doco: That's okay.
Doco: Why?
TWIYpod: So, you know, how far you can take our argument.
Doco: Because y'all say dumb shit all the time.
Doco: All the time.
Lovelace: I'm trying to think.
TWIYpod: I don't, I don't, I just,
Doco: yeah You especially, your football takes are the worst.
TWIYpod: No, nobody knows ball more than me, bro.
Doco: Okay, see that's the problem.
TWIYpod: Especially, especially, especially if we're talking about in that group chat, you niggas just go off of emotions and feelings and a lot of fucking eyeball tests.
Doco: That's a bad take right there. No.
Doco: No. no
TWIYpod: Yeah. It's a lot of fucking eyeball tests. If we don't talk Jalen Hurts with you niggas, you niggas have no conversation.
Lovelace: you
TWIYpod: If we don't talk to your team,
Doco: That's not true at all. And that's how I know y'all don't be paying attention. Not at all. That's not the case. What are you talking about? We just don't let y'all spew the bullshit y'all spew about Jalen Hurts.
TWIYpod: No, when it's other niggas, when it's other niggas in prime time, the only thing you do is, yes, if that was Jalen, if that was Jalen, you guys will be doing this.
Doco: Well.
TWIYpod: hey Take that out. thequ quote Take Jalen out the equation.
Doco: Well.
TWIYpod: Sometimes these quarterbacks be having a bad night. you were so you were talking shit You was talking shit about Matt Stafford.
Doco: oh
TWIYpod: When Matt Stafford played the Panthers and he threw two interceptions, you was like, if Jalen threw two interceptions, and it was just like, yeah, but that was his first two interceptions and like 500 passes.
Doco: Three.
Doco: So?
TWIYpod: ah Nigga threw eight interceptions all season. he threw two He threw two in week 14, and you felt so vindicated to call that man a bad quarterback.
Doco: so
Doco: No, never call them a bad quarterback.
Lovelace: Mm-hmm.
Doco: The problem is, is that you don't judge them fairly across the board. That's a known fact that you judge white quarterbacks differently than you do black quarterbacks, which is weird coming from a black man.
Doco: That's all. That's our only point.
TWIYpod: It's not true, though.
Doco: That's our only point.
TWIYpod: It's not true, though.
Doco: It's 100% true. When I was saying it, you got a fucking grin on your face because you know it was true.
TWIYpod: It's not true.
TWIYpod: No, it's not true. I knew that's where you were going, but it's not true.
Doco: Oh, I know.
TWIYpod: I give it i give it up.
Doco: I know. I wish we could just pop in the extra collar and have Khalil right there.
TWIYpod: i I give it up equal across the board.
Doco: but
Doco: that's but That's not true.
TWIYpod: i may i may say different I may say different things about some of the black quarterbacks, like Lamar tries to make a play so bad he forces a turnover because he tries to
Doco: You know that's not true.
Doco: Josh Allen does the same thing and you don't say that.
TWIYpod: Yes, I do.
Doco: That's the point.
TWIYpod: i shit I've been shitting on Josh Allen for two years.
Doco: la
TWIYpod: Do you not know me, Doggo? Are we strangers?
Lovelace: yeah Are we this thats strange crazy?
Doco: At this moment, it feels like it, okay?
TWIYpod: Are we strangers? I've been shitting on Josh.
Doco: At this moment, distant strangers.
TWIYpod: I shitted on Josh Allen and niggas was in my face. Like, shut the fuck up, nigga. He's the MVP, nigga. Buffalo. Buffalo wings for your ass. Like, niggas was on my head when he got MVP because I still shitted on
Doco: Never. Never me. Never. Not me.
TWIYpod: ah you just So you just missed all that Josh Allen quote-unquote hate. when i was on When I was hating this nigga.
Doco: I just don't recall it. i just you know it's just you know It's not ringing a bell.
TWIYpod: Yeah. I know. it's so It's so crazy when you want to make these points about how I'm one way but nothing rings a bell.
Doco: It's not ringing a bell.
Doco: Bo Nix is like the greatest thing you've ever seen since i since sliced bread. like
TWIYpod: No, he's not.
Doco: You know what I mean? like You appreciate Jared Goff's fluidness. I've never heard you say fluidness ever.
TWIYpod: Because I never said it.
Doco: But you found fluidness for Jared Goff, though.
TWIYpod: He's a he's
Doco: Baker Mayfield is what did you scrappy? or Is that what you called him or some bullshit?
TWIYpod: a... I think I did say he scrappy.
Doco: Get the fuck out of here, bro.
TWIYpod: I think I did say something was scrappy.
Doco: but I want to hear that shit, bro.
TWIYpod: Yo, he's not scrappy to you.
Doco: No, he's just a fucking 40-year-old white man who can throw the ball a little bit. And Dougie. like
Lovelace: And there's the dog, Scully. There's the dog. I see you.
TWIYpod: No shit.
TWIYpod: I was like, who, Baker?
Doco: But still, man.
TWIYpod: Baker got the dog in him?
Lovelace: okay
Doco: and No!
TWIYpod: Nah, Baker got the dog in him, bro.
Doco: No, bro.
TWIYpod: He's short. He little.
Doco: As a short person, I respect his game, right?
TWIYpod: He under.
Doco: I see you. However, he's
Lovelace: i see you
Doco: yeah he's just a white boy. like That's it, bro.
Lovelace: oh
Doco: There's nothing really special about He's just a white boy that can move a little bit. And since he lost his mobility, come on. Let's be honest.
TWIYpod: Decent arm.
Doco: He's no better than Kyler Murray.
Lovelace: Baker was in the MVP race for about a good seven, eight weeks.
Doco: Come on, man. That's hype, though, bro. He was in the MVP race because they want him to be good.
TWIYpod: This nigga said Kyler Murray, bro.
Doco: Yes, there's no difference.
Lovelace: Just because you and Kyler play Call of Duty together don't mean you got to do all of that, okay?
Doco: Kyler got me blocked on Instagram.
TWIYpod: Nah. Doko player arc Raiders with Kyler Murray is nuts.
Doco: That'd be fire, but he got me blocked. So, you know, that'll never happen. I'm just saying, you know, you, you judge these things differently and it's weird. I don't know. It's weird, bro.
TWIYpod: I'm pretty consistent. i had a I had a podcast where I talked about all these football players for a good part of the season. I was pretty consistent with how I talked about the quarterbacks every week.
TWIYpod: You never tuned in, so you might not be aware. You might just be aware.
Doco: That's a lie as well I heard you dissing me once a week nigga heard you dissing me once a week What are you talking about Oh my god bro
TWIYpod: You might just be aware of ah frequently. Yeah, frequently. And we're coming back next season with more.
Lovelace: okay
TWIYpod: and fuck thought i was You thought I was going to take a break, pussy? No, we back next season with more.
Doco: Tired of you dissing me
TWIYpod: um might I might dedicate a whole podcast. I might create a whole podcast to diss the Eagles.
Doco: You dissed me and didn't invite me to the pod. Another disrespectful thing you did.
TWIYpod: No, I invited you.
Doco: but that's okay.
TWIYpod: I invited you.
Doco: No, you didn't
TWIYpod: I invited you.
Lovelace: Did you do his... Did he do his pod obligation?
TWIYpod: I did.
Lovelace: i'm trying to remember.
TWIYpod: He didn't.
Doco: you didn't! he didn't invite me, Lace.
TWIYpod: He didn't. We got our wires. I'll say we got our wires crossed, but somebody somebody somebody double booked.
Doco: Oh! Hey, Lace, you know, it's been like three times...
TWIYpod: Somebody double booked. You feel me?
Doco: It's been like three times me and Scully was supposed to do a pod either without you or on his other adventures. And for some reason, he always has something else to do. I don't, you know.
TWIYpod: I didn't double book, my guy. I didn't double book.
Doco: Scully. Bro.
TWIYpod: I didn't double book. And then when I hit you, I hit you.
Doco: This is about to get us banned.
TWIYpod: i When I hit you,
Doco: is
TWIYpod: assassin
Doco: This is about to get us banned right here.
TWIYpod: ye
Lovelace: That's going to take us to the next level, bro.
Doco: This is about to get us fucking banned, dog.
TWIYpod: wanna that when I hit you, when I hit you, you was just like, oh, shit. I forgot. Yo, I'm just getting in the crib. I'm mad tired.
TWIYpod: Yo, you tired too, right? We could just rain check. It was like what happens when Lace ain't podding with us.
Doco: Where's the button? gonna tell you one thing, though. if Where's the button? That's a lie.
TWIYpod: Okay.
Doco: That's a lie.
Lovelace: Hmm.
TWIYpod: Okay.
Doco: You texted me You know what? Never mind. Because you don't edit the pause anymore.
TWIYpod: For the football pod specifically.
Doco: Never mind. yeah Okay. Okay. okay You You got it.
TWIYpod: That's what I'm talking about.
Doco: You got it.
TWIYpod: That's what I'm talking about though.
Doco: I got question.
TWIYpod: that's yeah But that's what I'm talking about. I was specifically talking about the football pod.
Doco: you got it you got it you got it i got a question
TWIYpod: That's why I was so bold.
Doco: Alright, so Scully, you grew up in the era where niggas actually maybe pretended like they enjoyed being parents, right? Like y'all used to do daddy and daughter dances, you know what I mean? um Take a felon to work day, you know, like shit.
TWIYpod: ill We was pretending.
Doco: I mean, because niggas, boomer parents didn't like to be parents for real. Let's be honest, bro. Niggas in the 80s didn't want to be parents for real. Niggas in the 90s didn't want to be parents for real.
TWIYpod: Because they were still trying to figure shit out, bro.
Doco: Our generation of... Nah. I don't want to hear that shit, bro. Our generation of parents, Lace and I, for example, didn't have the examples that figured it out.
Doco: And we fucking figured it out way better than you niggas did, right?
TWIYpod: Because y'all niggas got the internet.
Doco: So...
TWIYpod: Your whole life you had the internet.
Doco: I'm not getting my parenting from the internet, nigga.
TWIYpod: I know you're not getting your parenting from the internet, Doko, but you're in the internet age, so everybody's more smarter. You know what I had to fucking do when I had a question when I was young?
Doco: No, that's not true.
TWIYpod: I had to go get a fucking Encyclopedia Britannica and pray to God we had the AA to the AAR series.
Doco: Yeah.
Doco: Yeah, but you wasn't asking questions that needed an encyclopedia. Like, like, let's not do that. Like, anyways, what I'm saying is, is did you ever participate either go to or bring your kid to take your kid to work day?
TWIYpod: Fuck no.
Doco: My point exactly.
TWIYpod: No, i went to um
Lovelace: Do they still do that?
TWIYpod: um
Doco: Mm-hmm.
TWIYpod: I went to...
Doco: Mm-hmm.
TWIYpod: the I went to the kids...
Doco: What are my clients is having to take your kid to work day next week?
TWIYpod: so I went to the at youth risk day. That's where I went.
Doco: Oh, so y'all niggas was took to scared straight, you know, boys and girls club type shit.
TWIYpod: Yeah. Yeah.
Doco: Makes sense.
TWIYpod: Shit was lit. Shit was lit.
Doco: Makes sense. Makes sense. Let's put all the bad kids in one spot.
TWIYpod: It was right, but...
Lovelace: I definitely was at the SCARES-B program.
TWIYpod: with With other niggas that used to be bad kids. With other niggas that used to be bad kids.
Lovelace: and i
TWIYpod: it's Hey, look, this could be you.
Lovelace: I would call my mom for this. cause This is hilarious. But the nigga got in my face doing all that yelling. I told him. I said, hey, big dog. The difference is i get to leave here.
Lovelace: shit.
TWIYpod: Yo, trolling prisoners, bro. It's very lace of you.
Doco: You didn't get the message.
TWIYpod: No, he got the message.
Doco: No, he didn't. He didn't get the message.
TWIYpod: He stopped trapping immediately after he left that jail.
Doco: No, he didn't. No, he didn't.
TWIYpod: Yeah, he did.
Doco: No, he didn't.
TWIYpod: He stopped trapping.
Doco: Snigger went on to... Never mind. He upgraded his shit after that.
TWIYpod: you He turned his life to God.
Doco: He said, oh, I ain't...
Lovelace: um
Doco: ah
TWIYpod: He turned his life over to God. He stopped rapping. We always say it was MGK that put him out of the rap business. It was really it was really old boy.
Doco: Oh, but it was Bubba.
TWIYpod: Old boy from Cell Block D.
Doco: Bubba, that makes sense. I don't know, bro. I think... ah That y'all generation really didn't like really enjoy being parents for real.
TWIYpod: I was just trying figure this shit out for real. I was trying, but see, I never had like the, and I don't want to shit on my parents. My parents did the best job they knew that they could do.
Doco: No, please. Oh
TWIYpod: Right. But like, I'm laughing because the other day I'm talking to my kid about like college.
Doco: my God.
TWIYpod: Like, yo, how's college going? What are you going to do when you grow up? Like I'm having like all these conversations. And I was like,
Doco: What are you going to do when you grow up? I am fucking 20.
TWIYpod: Yeah, but I'm still like, what's your degree? What you going to do with it? What kind of job are you looking for? Where's that job based out of? Whatever, whatever.
Doco: You better know you're paying for that shit, nigga.
TWIYpod: And the whole time I'm thinking like, yo my parents never had
Doco: What am I paying for?
TWIYpod: my parents never had these kind of conversations with me. Like they told me not to focus on music and sports.
Doco: yeah Yeah, they told us what not to do.
TWIYpod: Yo, yo, get you a job that's going to pay you consistently.
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: You a job with benefits. That's important. You need benefits.
Doco: Mm-hmm.
TWIYpod: And like, but that was it. It was never like, like your guidance counselor was giving you more fucking schooling than your parents in some of these cases.
Doco: But like, your pops never took you down to wherever he was working, like down to the barracks or like wherever the fuck. Never.
TWIYpod: I mean, I was on base. I went around there with them.
Doco: Nigga, you never went and like saw his sergeant or like never.
TWIYpod: Yeah.
TWIYpod: Yeah, you did that cool shit. Go see the tanks, go see the helicopters, whatever, whatever.
Doco: Okay.
TWIYpod: Hmm.
Doco: So you did take your kid to work day, nigga.
Doco: I mean, how much could you do in the fucking military? What you gonna go, shoot a gun?
Doco: Lace, you a sicko, bro. I'm just saying, you did do that. Lace, did you ever do that?
Lovelace: Yeah, I think when I was like eight or nine,
Doco: Okay.
Lovelace: um I went to the spot with my pops.
Doco: Okay.
Lovelace: Yeah.
Doco: Okay. He took you to the leather factory? Okay.
Lovelace: Especially for this
Doco: and wait
TWIYpod: Did your daddy make leather coats?
Lovelace: part.
Doco: Nah, you know he got the purse plug and shit, you know?
Lovelace: I know you suck.
Doco: Yeah. Pops took him to see that good genuine where the Red Bottoms was made and shit.
TWIYpod: i't know Ah.
Doco: You know what I'm
TWIYpod: yeah let Let me show you how they make wallets. Let me show you how they make wallets and shit over here.
Doco: That's fire.
TWIYpod: Hey, want a blicky bag?
Doco: Nah, that's interesting. Because it's coming up.
TWIYpod: You want a blicky bag?
Doco: But the reason why i say that is it's coming up this week at one of buildings that I service.
Lovelace: I just didn't know that.
Doco: And majority of the people there are, I would say, around Scully's age. And none of them wanted to bring their kids to work.
TWIYpod: is it a Is it a work-life separation thing where like i don't want I don't want y'all to be in my family's and my family's business? or
Doco: But I think that's weird. I think that part of work is missing. ah think that part of work is the reason why people get fucking fired and hired so fucking fast.
Doco: I think that's why turnover rates are the reason why they are.
TWIYpod: You're an independent contractor, bro.
Doco: Bro, I completely understand. But I also have been cleaning and servicing some of these buildings for fucking seven, eight years. And the way I see people go in and out of these buildings is insane.
TWIYpod: Because that's corporate that's corporate culture.
Doco: And I think that's a big part of... well
TWIYpod: You think you think a nigga is saying, yo, we could save the company $250,000 if we cut these 10 people money short today.
TWIYpod: Well, you sure you want to do that? Bob's wife has cancer. Yo, know we're going to save.
Doco: Yeah, nigga, that might be considered.
TWIYpod: nobody gives Nobody gives a fuck about your family situation in corporate.
Doco: That might be considered. Nobody does, but they fucking should. They should. They should.
TWIYpod: Not in corporate.
Doco: And if you if Bob if brought by his fucking wife with the breathing tank into his fucking job maybe once in a while, and the fucking president of the company saw his...
TWIYpod: Not in corporate, bro.
Doco: Damn, he might he might consider.
TWIYpod: Nope.
Doco: is all i'm I'm not saying it's going to change it ultimately.
TWIYpod: that'll just make it bigger That'll just make a nigga call you at the crib to cut your money short instead of letting you come into the office.
Doco: I'm saying that it might. It might.
Doco: Maybe. Maybe. But in that case, I'm not just a nigga on your spreadsheet.
TWIYpod: Because we know you might show your ass. You might just show your ass if you come up in the office and I cut your money short.
Doco: Maybe and deservingly so.
TWIYpod: So I'm gonna do it while you're at the house.
Doco: And deservingly so. You shook my fucking dying wife's hand, bitch ass nigga.
Lovelace: Oh.
Doco: This is how you gonna fire me?
TWIYpod: It's not personal.
Doco: Yeah, I'm turning this fucking office up.
TWIYpod: It's business.
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: It's business.
Doco: no the No, that's not business. i'm tired of but I'm tired of the world being cutthroat and just saying it's business. it's not that You do not have to do business that way. You don't.
TWIYpod: Yes, you do.
Doco: No, you don't.
TWIYpod: corporate business has to run that way because you saying no to firing these 10 people means you fired and then whoever replacing you coming to fire those other 10 people.
Doco: No. No, it doesn't.
Doco: Yeah, but the reason why the system is that way is because niggas continue to participate in said system.
TWIYpod: Them 10 people, them 10 people ain't going to hold you down.
Doco: If people grew some fucking balls and didn't do it, then what are you going to do?
TWIYpod: Them 10 people ain't going hold you down and come back and say, you know what, Doko?
Doco: Then what are you going to do?
TWIYpod: You lost your job for me.
Doco: understand.
TWIYpod: Let me pay your mortgage this month.
Doco: i understand those 10 people.
TWIYpod: Them 10 people going to sit down next to you.
Doco: go ahead.
TWIYpod: They going to sit down next to you and say, man, I hate fucking corporate. And that's it.
Doco: I'm sorry that that happened to you. Right. But let's change the scenario and let's make the 10 people have a fucking spine. Let's let's let's maybe give them a spine. Right. Go ahead.
Lovelace: I just hear a lot of trauma in there, man.
Doco: No, not me.
Lovelace: I understand.
Doco: Nigga, I'm self-employed.
Lovelace: and I feel like at the trauma from these stories has shaped your personality.
Doco: I just watch people get hired and fired all the time.
TWIYpod: It's not over. it isn'
Lovelace: That's all.
Doco: But I'm also a person who runs ethical business and I don't fucking handle business that way, bro.
Lovelace: Because you're trying to be the change that you want to see.
Doco: That's all I'm saying.
TWIYpod: Because you're not forced to because you're not corporate. When it's corporate,
Doco: How am I not? I deal with corporate people every day.
TWIYpod: You deal with corporate people, but you don't have a CEO that can call you and tell you, yo, cut this nigga's money short.
Doco: Nope.
TWIYpod: yeah there's
Doco: Nope.
TWIYpod: You don't have a white daddy. That's what I'm saying.
Doco: Nope.
TWIYpod: like you don't You don't have that corporate leader, that corporate shadow that's telling you, you have to execute this. You got to hit these numbers.
Doco: All right, but what I'm saying is, though...
TWIYpod: If you don't hit your numbers, the only people that's impacted is you and your family.
Doco: Fair enough, but listen. Let's let's say... Fireman is tasked to fire 10 people. Okay?
Lovelace: talking about you, Charlie.
Doco: Lace. Yeah, chill.
TWIYpod: Oh, God. Oh, God.
Doco: Chill.
TWIYpod: and
Doco: Fireman is fired is tasked to to fire 10 people. That said 10 people is going to clear... 300,000 off the books. Fireman says no.
Doco: Okay. I don't think we should fire all of these people.
TWIYpod: God.
Doco: I think we should maybe fire three out of the 10 and I'm keeping so-and-so specifically because he only has a few years left. He's going to retire soon.
Doco: and His wife has cancer, right? Boss is mad. Tasks man above fireman to do something about fireman.
Doco: And man above fireman says no. Then what? Then what?
TWIYpod: Now Fireman and the man above Fireman are both, trust me.
Doco: No. No.
TWIYpod: Yeah.
Doco: But the the reason why is because there's always somebody willing to take that person's place. And maybe if niggas had balls and said, nah, I don't want it like that. The system wouldn't be like that.
TWIYpod: The machine's too big.
Doco: It's all I'm saying.
TWIYpod: The machine's too big to revolt against it.
Doco: Fuck you, Lace.
Doco: Yes, the machine's too big, but niggas got to take back some control somehow.
Lovelace: so So the problem that you have is that at this point in American capitalism, it sounds good, but it's just not going happen.
Doco: No, it'll never happen because niggas are spineless and they always want to take somebody's spot.
Lovelace: No, it ain't even about silence at this point.
Doco: That's why.
Lovelace: It's just that, like Scogge said, it's a machine.
Doco: Yes. I need my job.
Lovelace: It's a machine.
Doco: But everybody makes all this money though, right?
Lovelace: Even when you have all these rules in HR, HR is there to protect the company.
Doco: We should be fine getting fired.
Lovelace: What up, HR? You just got a bro. They got goals.
Doco: The company, nigga, not you.
Lovelace: They numbers that they want to meet regardless.
Doco: I understand. i got a to She right there.
Lovelace: what up hr um you just gotta kind of got a deal bur like they got a they got a they got goals they got numbers that they want to meet regardless
Doco: Yeah, i understand that.
Lovelace: So when they call fireman and they be like, Hey, we got to clear these books.
Doco: The fireman. Fuck the fireman.
Lovelace: And then after fireman clear those books, they'd be like, all right, fireman, we going to clear you out too.
Doco: You can
Lovelace: Like that's the type of shit they be on.
Doco: live. Exactly. That's my fucking point, right? So maybe if fireman would have said nah to those fucking first five to ten people, he could prevented himself too, right?
Lovelace: and No, he just would have been out earlier.
Doco: You know?
Lovelace: What do you mean?
Doco: Nah, man. i don't know.
TWIYpod: and and and maybe and maybe
Doco: I i don't know. i think the system works the way it works because niggas are gullible.
TWIYpod: And maybe they don't take me out the game for not firing these people. But now it's a stain on my jacket. They're still going to get fired.
Doco: But why?
TWIYpod: Number one, they're still going to get fired.
Doco: now you're insubordinate.
TWIYpod: But now now I'm insubordinate. Now i don't have the I don't have the heart to do the job.
Doco: Fake ass word.
TWIYpod: Because I'm too attached to people.
Doco: Not having the heart to do the job is fucking soulless.
TWIYpod: Bro, it's not personal.
Doco: You don't have the heart to fucking take.
TWIYpod: That's, that's, that's no, you're an independent contractor.
Doco: Yes, it is. You are stopping my money. That is 100% personal.
TWIYpod: You're an independent con.
Lovelace: That nigga got to stop him at 16 airports.
Doco: You're stopping my bread.
Lovelace: Leave him alone.
TWIYpod: You're an independent, you're an independent contractor, bro. Of course it's personal to you.
Doco: That shit is very personal, nigga.
TWIYpod: You have a personal relationship with all your vendors. Of course it is. But when it's corporate and niggas don't know your name from another, you're just another name on the list.
Doco: But that's my point.
TWIYpod: Right?
Doco: But that's my point. Maybe if we participated in the shit that they used to participate in, take your kid to work day, corporate fucking picnics, you know, that those types of things, maybe the job wouldn't be so fucking stale.
Doco: And it would you wouldn't just be a number on a spreadsheet. You'd be fucking so-and-so and so-and-so department. And that's who you you would be more of a fucking face and a name.
Doco: Rather than a fucking person on a spreadsheet. You just made my point.
TWIYpod: you You always going to be a dollar. You're always going to be a dollar amount.
Doco: Yeah, you're going to be okay, but instead of firing me, come and negotiate with me and tell me what the company can afford to pay me.
TWIYpod: No. I'm going to cut you loose. Because if I if i ask, if somebody if somebody came to you, you're corporate.
Doco: Nah, bro. See, that's heartless, bro.
TWIYpod: You make 100 stacks a year. If somebody came to you and said, yo, I could fire you or I could take 50K out your pocket every year.
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: You still got to do the same job.
Doco: But 50K, that's a lot of money.
TWIYpod: Okay, 40. 25. I'm going to take 25K out your pocket every year.
Doco: um would do it for 75.
TWIYpod: Okay, but you still got to work the same level that you was working.
Lovelace: They're going take
Doco: That's fine.
Doco: That's fine. I would do it with the contingency that once the company's back in good standing, we revisit this conversation.
TWIYpod: Nah.
Doco: Hey,
Lovelace: it. Once you get that bread up.
Doco: nigga, we are negotiating, right?
TWIYpod: You got to work for it just like you did the first time to get it.
Doco: that's you know That's fine. But you know what's better? Having 75 is better than having nothing. It's better than having nothing.
TWIYpod: and then when they And then when they hawking your ass, accusing you of not working as hard as you was when you was getting to hunt it, saying, hey, your productivity's been down.
Doco: That's fine. That's fine.
TWIYpod: I can't really put my finger on why your productivity's been down, guy.
Doco: Yeah. Yeah.
TWIYpod: What's been going on?
Lovelace: Mm-hmm.
Doco: My money went down.
TWIYpod: Hey, guess what? You know what? You're right. That's not the kind of attitude we have here at McHenderson. And then they're going to cut your hoofs.
Doco: I mean, listen, we I'm being ideological with this, and I understand that, but it's possible.
TWIYpod: Now you don't have the 75.
TWIYpod: I'm not going front.
Doco: It is possible.
TWIYpod: And I texted most of the people I know about this. I think it was like two weeks ago. Niggas gave us pizza.
Doco: At work?
Doco: You took the pizza party? Nah, bro.
TWIYpod: I mean, I have i have no choice.
Doco: Nah, bro.
TWIYpod: have no choice.
Doco: Nah, I'm leaving.
TWIYpod: I have no choice. i
Doco: I'm leaving.
TWIYpod: i felt very I felt very strong.
Doco: I'm sick.
Lovelace: Where was the pizza from?
Doco: i was just about to say that shit.
Lovelace: Oh, no, they don't like that.
TWIYpod: Domino's. No, listen, whoever was whoever was in charge of it, um they have a good flavor for toppings.
Doco: They couldn't even get the local pizza joint.
TWIYpod: It wasn't boring toppings. It was jalapeno on mad pizzas, which was really crazy. It was mad jalapenos on pizza.
Doco: That was a white person for sure.
TWIYpod: And I was like, oh, whoever like whoever did this like jalapenos like I like jalapenos.
Doco: That was a Caucasian.
Lovelace: Y'all got clean bathrooms?
TWIYpod: Yeah, mad clean. But I was just, i laughed because I used to have to organize these type of events and take care of staff.
Doco: That's a lie.
Doco: Matter of fact, what kind of janitorial service y'all got?
TWIYpod: Independent contractor.
Doco: Nah, but are they white? What are they?
TWIYpod: Black.
Lovelace: And
TWIYpod: African.
Doco: Okay.
TWIYpod: Mostly. Mostly African. Which is weird, because how these niggas get the clearance?
Doco: What kind of African?
TWIYpod: You know what saying?
Lovelace: and
TWIYpod: The kind I'm worried about how they got the clearance.
Doco: your story.
TWIYpod: But you I used to do this shit.
Doco: ain't going to say what I'm thinking.
TWIYpod: I used to have to do the food shit, make sure like we got some shit that everybody's going to fuck with. I rarely got pizza because I know how people feel about the pizza party. But instead of just being appreciative that niggas was looking out and I didn't have to pay for lunch today because niggas gave me lunch or whatever.
Doco: Mm-hmm.
TWIYpod: Like I texted everybody I know. was like, yo, these niggas gave us fucking pizza today, bro.
Doco: Oh, we didn't get that text.
TWIYpod: Like I was one of those niggas that I used to manage.
Lovelace: See?
Doco: We didn't get that one. It's
TWIYpod: Nah, I wasn't in that chat yet. iin't hit i ain't hit that one yet.
Doco: okay. It's okay.
TWIYpod: When I was hitting niggas, they was just laughing. It was like, yeah, you so used to bitch about people who complained about pizza. Now you complaining about pizza.
Doco: Yep.
TWIYpod: And I was like, damn, I'm really complaining about pizza.
Doco: Tables turned.
TWIYpod: But it wasn't it wasn't the pizza. It was the, yo, it's pizza. Go get it on your time.
TWIYpod: don't Don't take no time out of production to go enjoy a slice of pizza. You better not, nigga. Go get it when you're free on your time.
Doco: I'm sick. I'm going home.
TWIYpod: it was It wasn't even no shit. Like, at least I'd let niggas get, you know, everybody get off the phone for 30 minutes.
Doco: I'm going home.
TWIYpod: This group, get off the phone for 30 minutes. Go play some games with peers and meet new people, whatever, whatever. Like, I, yeah, you know, Pachinko, the low-end.
Doco: Y'all niggas got ping pong?
Lovelace: Who's the Marty Supreme in your building?
TWIYpod: Shit, it's probably it's probably the same white ball that was in the movie.
Doco: Lace is
TWIYpod: It's probably the same white ball.
Doco: That's funny.
TWIYpod: Oh, before I get into my Avatar 3, because I've seen it.
TWIYpod: I've seen it. um Where's the worst place? Where's the worst place to tweak out?
Doco: To tweak out.
TWIYpod: Yeah, like to, you know, hit your, hit your mode and with, with, uh, substances. Cause I'm looking at the tiger.
Doco: Church.
TWIYpod: I'm looking at the tiger video sons in the back of the car. He did all the, he did all the sobriety checks and all that shit.
Doco: Now that's a good spot.
TWIYpod: He did the hand over fish shit. Like he was killing. I was mad. They arrested my man, but he refused to take a P test, which was weird.
Lovelace: Mm-hmm.
TWIYpod: I'm not taking a P test. Cause I don't want you see these steroids. Um,
Doco: I'm not taking a P-test on the side of the road.
TWIYpod: That too. But my man was in the back of the cop car with the crazy hiccups. Head back, head back, snoring hard with the hiccups.
TWIYpod: I'm talking about like, like he had drunk man hiccups, but he was, he was zero on a blood alcohol. And I said to myself, damn, my man is going through it right now. He's tweaking right now.
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: Where's the worst place to tweak? Like besides the bookings,
Doco: Church?
TWIYpod: I think the same nigga that made Church Pews made...
Doco: Because they might think you caught the Holy Ghost or some shit, but you really...
TWIYpod: You rolling.
Doco: yeah They start playing that music.
TWIYpod: You rolling. I think the same nigga that made... Oh, with the organs? Ooh. You gonna feel that, too.
TWIYpod: When they...
Lovelace: you
Doco: I'm going to hell, bro.
TWIYpod: when the hit When the high hits you, you're going to feel that.
Doco: Forgive me, God.
TWIYpod: But I think the same nigga that made church pews made all the seating in jail.
Doco: Yeah, bro.
TWIYpod: Like in the bookings, all the seating is very hard like church pews.
Doco: No, that's crazy. No, that's crazy. That's crazy.
TWIYpod: Yo, if I'm tripping, I don't want to be in the presence of bad and uncomfortable seats.
Doco: You're not allowed to talk about church.
TWIYpod: I'm not going to i'm not going to church under the influence.
Doco: You're not allowed to talk about church, though, as a Jewish man.
TWIYpod: Yeah, I'm not. Why not? I've been to church before.
Doco: Because, like, no, like, there's like a beef with Christianity, ain't it? Don't check out a beef with Christianity.
TWIYpod: nah I just got to be for people that's not woke. Shout out to the woke brothers out there. Yeah.
Doco: Okay, okay, continue. Your
TWIYpod: You don't want to be in the bookings. I'm to be real with you.
Doco: your kid's school?
TWIYpod: Nah, I could be in the kids. I can be in the kids school.
Doco: Fuck no, you don't want to be at your kid's school rolling.
TWIYpod: Why not?
Doco: Hell no. Hell no. At the parent engagement? No way.
TWIYpod: Ooh, might be a vibe.
Doco: Fuck no!
TWIYpod: Might be a vibe.
Doco: Fuck Fuck no!
Lovelace: That nigga gonna be the prime example of the D.A.R.E.
Doco: a
Lovelace: program.
Doco: Bro, exactly.
TWIYpod: ha
Doco: and digging that You see him right there and now your kid is known as the parent with the fiend parent. No thank you.
TWIYpod: Lace, where where do you not want to see spaceships on Bankhead?
Lovelace: Well.
Lovelace: If we go back a year, if we go back two years ago yeah on the highway, bro, pet
Doco: Baseball practice?
Doco: On the highway? Oh yeah, no.
Lovelace: on the highway, bro, that was the longest drive home ever.
Doco: No. Over a bridge?
Lovelace: Mm-hmm.
TWIYpod: god see his spaceships cake
Doco: Mm-mm. Mm-mm. But that was at ease, though.
TWIYpod: Yeah, but when them shits hit you, when the Eddie hits you, the Eddie will grab a hold of you.
Doco: Like...
Doco: Nah, I go to sleep.
TWIYpod: I don't like that. I don't like it when the Eddie holds my hand and like walks me through this.
Doco: Nah, I go to sleep.
TWIYpod: Don't bear hug me like Zangief. I don't like that.
Doco: Nah, that's funny.
TWIYpod: You know what I'm saying? I don't want to feel like my life is in danger because I ate too much of the brownie.
Doco: Just go to sleep.
TWIYpod: Nah, because I feel like I wasted the job.
Doco: Yeah, nigga, you're too high. Go to sleep. What the fuck else are you supposed to do?
TWIYpod: I'm just, um I'm to sit on the couch with my eyes closed and the TV up mad loud.
Doco: Sit on the couch and looks crazy?
Doco: na bro. Take your ass to sleep, man.
Lovelace: Yeah, man.
Doco: TVO Mad Loud.
TWIYpod: The TV's mad loud. I got my eyes closed.
Doco: Bro, just go to sleep.
TWIYpod: I'm trying to force one eye open. I'm like, oh, shit. This eye tired. Use the other one.
Doco: No, that's funny. I've actually been that high before.
TWIYpod: Where you watching something in shifts and, like, the shit look different with your left eye than it do your right eye.
Doco: No, that's really funny.
TWIYpod: Like, shit always look different with your left eye.
Doco: That's really fucking funny.
TWIYpod: Like, hold on.
Doco: That's funny as hell.
TWIYpod: Hmm.
Doco: Alright, so, Skull, you've done shrooms before. Have you ever followed a sleep shrooms?
TWIYpod: Yes. Once. i ain't like it because people was awake around me and I don't like it when people was awake around me.
Doco: Bro, I heard everything that was fucking happening around me.
TWIYpod: I thought niggas was plotting on killing me.
Doco: And I didn't.
Doco: I swear to God, bro.
Lovelace: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Doco: All right, so that's a common experience.
TWIYpod: I thought niggas was plotting on killing me.
Doco: Bet, bet, bet, bet.
TWIYpod: And the whole time, they was really just plotting on getting me out the middle of the floor.
Doco: Out late.
TWIYpod: it was like, yo, how are we going to get this nigga to the air mattress?
Lovelace: maybe
TWIYpod: whole time, I'm just like, I'm laying down.
Doco: I swear to God, bro.
TWIYpod: I'm starfish in the middle of a nigga living room. Don't even know the young man.
Doco: was on the bed in the middle of the bed, bro. That's funny as hell.
TWIYpod: Don't even know the young man. And they all standing around me like, oh, so we going, you going to roll them this way. going to put the air mattress down. I'm a start inflating it. And then we just going to let him lay like that. And the whole time I'm asleep, but I'm awake.
TWIYpod: And I'm just like, they're plotting on killing me.
Doco: Heard every single thing. Yep, same thing.
Lovelace: Eww.
TWIYpod: I've seen a movie like that or some shit. I don't know.
Doco: Same thing.
TWIYpod: But I thought my life was in danger. and when I woke up on an air mattress,
Doco: You still high?
TWIYpod: Yeah, I was still high. And I was very uncomfortable because who took my socks off?
Doco: Yep, same.
Doco: Gay!
Doco: ah
TWIYpod: No, because like who wouldn't none of us were that friendly to be taking each other's socks off.
Doco: and
Doco: Nah, bro. See, I'm not gonna lie. After that, right i could never be a feet nigga again if I was you.
TWIYpod: I'm not a feet nigga.
Doco: I could never care about ESU, bro.
TWIYpod: I'm not feet nigga.
Doco: Stop it.
Lovelace: That nigga feet got tickled, bro. That's crazy. thank That's crazy.
TWIYpod: Yo, niggas tickling your feet when you off the mushrooms.
Doco: Nah, that's sick, bro.
TWIYpod: No, that's nasty work, bro. If it's a video out there, hey, if you got the video of niggas tickling my feet when I was high off mushrooms on air mattress in the middle of Keith's living room, send it to me so we can put it on the YouTube page.
Doco: That is sick.
Lovelace: a
Doco: That's funny. Alright, so what's the worst time to propose, then? if If you know the worst time to tweet.
TWIYpod: Somebody else function.
Doco: Nah, I think that's passable if you get a blessing from the person.
TWIYpod: Nah. Christmas. Christmas. Because a lot of you niggas are...
Lovelace: I did it at Christmas. blacks Relax. Relax.
TWIYpod: Oh.
Lovelace: Why?
Doco: Whatever you into, you go do that. You go do you, my brother. I knew that was coming. I swear to God.
TWIYpod: I didn't. I didn't.
Doco: I knew that
TWIYpod: i got I got to know my friends better. right. My bad. Hey. hey Holidays are a great time because the whole family's around, so...
Doco: No, Christmas is kind of iffy, though. I ain't gonna lie.
TWIYpod: Nah, it's a great time.
Doco: Because if your marriage didn't work, Christmas would be ass for the rest your life. Because that's all you're gonna think about on Christmas.
Lovelace: Oh, who's think about it?
Doco: Oh, my bad. I'm gonna tell you one thing, though.
Lovelace: Hey, I got stop.
Doco: Inflation? My bad.
TWIYpod: You don't know my body.
Doco: My bad.
TWIYpod: I know your body, though.
Doco: Yeah, you...
Lovelace: got to stop. I don't get trouble.
Doco: Yeah, you got, yep.
Lovelace: I got to stop.
Doco: Yep, there you go.
TWIYpod: So did you...
Doco: You ain't said about 10 words this party. You already got in trouble.
TWIYpod: I got a question, though. did you Did you still have to buy your queen a Christmas gift?
Doco: She ain't gonna listen to the end, though.
Lovelace: You said what?
Doco: What do you mean?
TWIYpod: Did you still have to buy your queen a Christmas gift or was the engagement ring the Christmas gift?
Doco: Oh.
Lovelace: Oh, no, I had a gift. I had a gift.
TWIYpod: Outside of the engagement ring.
Lovelace: Yeah, the engaged this was after everybody opened up everything. I ain't do it. let Christmas be done with, and then I just was at the tree.
Doco: He was Muslim that year.
TWIYpod: Listen, oh
Doco: You know. You know what I mean.
TWIYpod: add somebody else At somebody else's function, um when her nails ain't done, nah,
Doco: i would say Valentine's Day. don't give a fuck about your nails being done. You want this ring or not.
TWIYpod: she gonna be mad. Propose to your girl and her nail's not done, and she can't take that fire ass I said yes, pitcher, because she got mechanic hands, she's gonna feel mad about it.
Doco: Your hand should have already been done.
TWIYpod: You gotta to use mechanic over there sometimes. Sometimes it's a She fixed the carburetor. She put a carburetor together with her bare hands.
Doco: it it it bear brown i don't know. Thanksgiving? Is that passable?
TWIYpod: Over the yams?
Doco: Why not?
TWIYpod: You niggas just...
Doco: The whole family's going to be there. Okay.
TWIYpod: Fuck no. Don't propose to nobody around my food.
Lovelace: You're talking about post dinner, right? Not during dinner.
TWIYpod: Don't propose to nobody around the food.
Doco: Pre-dinner.
Lovelace: Pre-dinner is fine. Pre-dinner is fine.
Doco: Pre-dinner.
Lovelace: Pre-blessing. Pre-blessing. There you go.
Doco: Pre-dinner. Yep.
TWIYpod: ah Propose them...
Doco: So that's what we're going to talk about all dinner. Right?
TWIYpod: Proposing while Detroit loses on Thanksgiving Thursday.
Doco: It is fucking fire. That's fire.
TWIYpod: I guess.
Doco: Yeah.
TWIYpod: I guess. It depends on what's important to you.
Doco: The lie is losing. Very important to me.
Lovelace: Doing it in the middle of Times Square.
Doco: Do you think that's whack?
Lovelace: Yeah. Yeah.
Doco: Damn. Okay.
TWIYpod: Especially when you use the billboards and all the signs. Because Shorty still said no.
Doco: That's whack?
Doco: All right, man. All right.
TWIYpod: You put all that effort in and Shorty still said no?
Doco: All right. All right.
TWIYpod: She couldn't even give you...
Doco: What you doing if she say no, though?
TWIYpod: if yo somebody say no when you propose, ain't y'all supposed to break up?
Doco: No.
Lovelace: That's how feel.
Doco: No, it just means not right now.
TWIYpod: and We're going in two different directions. I'm trying to get married. You said no. Clearly, we're going in two different directions. We want two different things.
Doco: No, you need to get your money out, broke-ass nigga. I'm not ready to marry you yet.
Lovelace: The engagement don't mean y'all get married right away. You know how many people be engaged since 2015?
Doco: For 5, 10, 20 years.
Lovelace: There's people that's been engaged since 2015.
TWIYpod: Yo, shout out.
Lovelace: Basically.
Doco: Dead ass right here.
Lovelace: face
TWIYpod: Shout out.
Doco: No, I'm just kidding.
TWIYpod: for Shout out to them forever fiancés.
Doco: That shit's fire.
Lovelace: Got multiple kids.
Doco: This is my promise.
TWIYpod: They don't even tell people they engage no more.
Doco: Fuck it right.
TWIYpod: After two years, they don't even tell people they engage no more.
Doco: Yeah, because why is it your business?
TWIYpod: Nah, because I want to know why you've been engaged for two years.
Doco: Because you wasn't coming to the wedding anyways.
TWIYpod: I'll
Doco: Why the fucking matter?
TWIYpod: outside of the pandemic Outside of the pandemic, why you been engaged for two years?
Doco: None of your fucking business. Get used to it, motherfucker. Because it's none of your business.
TWIYpod: I don't think so. I think it's all of our business. What are you drinking?
Doco: No, hell no.
Lovelace: ah do
TWIYpod: You can't find a venue?
Lovelace: I do got a pet peeve, though. When people address your fiance as your wife.
Doco: Yeah.
Lovelace: No, nigga. Y'all still engaged. Y'all a y'all ain't did that shit yet, big dog.
Doco: right. All right. All right. All right.
TWIYpod: No, I'm with Lace.
Doco: All All that's his, that's your wife. The fuck are you talking about?
TWIYpod: Title.
Lovelace: It's not. It's not because y'all ain't made that commitment yet.
TWIYpod: Title's meaningful. You ain't jumped the broom yet.
Lovelace: If y'all ain't signed that contract, bruh. Like, y'all ain't got you to the big shindig, you know? If y'all ain't signed that contract, bruh.
TWIYpod: Go down Justice of the Peace if you want to be called that.
Lovelace: No, it's just because I hear that so much, like, online and on podcasts and on TV shows where niggas be addressing him people's fiancés.
Doco: So y'all believe everything else you can manifest, right? But I can't manifest that.
Lovelace: Not if y'all been engaged for twenty years.
TWIYpod: You're in charge of it. What do you mean you can't manifest it? You're in charge of it.
Doco: I'm speaking into existence. What you talking about?
TWIYpod: Grab the fucking wheel and drive there, nigga.
Doco: No, we're we're we're riding this out.
TWIYpod: Riding out an engagement is crazy.
Doco: We're riding this out. Because people have other reasons than what you think. It's not just, oh, we don't want to get... There's financial reasons. There's a whole bunch of reasons why people do that shit.
Lovelace: It don't cost nothing to go to the courthouse.
Doco: Yeah, but it costs something to change my fucking finances and combine our lifestyle.
TWIYpod: Don't pop the fucking question.
Lovelace: No, you don't have to do that.
TWIYpod: Don't pop the fucking question if you wasn't ready then.
Doco: I agree. But I'm just arguing on the other side.
Lovelace: you can Y'all can kick they could keep the last name for as long as they want. They can do all types of shit nowadays.
TWIYpod: I don't agree with that either.
Doco: Yeah, but once you marry, now your student loan debt becomes her student loan debt. And your fucking backed up credit cards now become your backed up credit. legacy guess that
Lovelace: Not necessarily.
Doco: Bullshit.
Lovelace: You still got to file. You can still file married, separate, all of that shit.
TWIYpod: Married and single. You better learn them white tax tricks.
Doco: I mean,
TWIYpod: You better learn them.
Doco: who says we don't know?
TWIYpod: I'm waiting for a motherfucker to die today. i can bury a nigga in the backyard.
Doco: Alright, this has been they used. This nigga's crazy.
TWIYpod: can bury a nigga in the backyard. No property tax.
Doco: Mr. Trump?
TWIYpod: Yeah, you know.
Lovelace: Shout out to Geno.
Doco: Disgusting.
