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Savage City - All That and a Box of D!cks
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Another episode from Savage City for your ear holes! The trio has come close to completing their mission. Will they blow up a corporate stockpile of medicine and medical equipment? Will they become humanitarians? And IS there a box off cybernetic dicks in that warehouse or not?! Join Justin, Adam, Adrian, and Cass for another whirlwind adventure!
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Transcript
Conflict with Robot in Mechanical Building
00:00:00
Speaker
Last time we made friends with the lizard people and then we made not so friends with a robot person because we were in a building with all these mechanical stuffs and stoop said no idiots don't blow this stuff up. We might need those stuffs but Eren was like hey we should totally blow this place up.
00:00:27
Speaker
But he was like, no, don't blow the place up. And then the robot guy was like, fuck you guys. You're supposed to be here anyways. So what happened? Yeah. And now you're all caught up. There's nothing else you need to know. Everything else is pretty much covered. Cue the music.
Debate on Blowing Up Storage Facility
00:01:10
Speaker
So yes, you were going to your task to blow up a storage facility for a company some corporation and
00:01:21
Speaker
Then you learned that from some lizard people, as Adrian said, that there was medical supplies and machines in there and so forth, and that the people outside of the city are often struggling to get such things and be healthy. So they were like, shit, man, we've been trying to get in there for a long time. And then you guys are like, well, shit, maybe we should blow it up. And then everybody was like, well, what are we going to do? And then the robot was like, ah, I'm going to kill you because you're in here.
Chaos from Fire Alarm and Android Confrontation
00:01:44
Speaker
You're not supposed to be here. Somebody pulled a fire alarm. We all like that kind of thing.
00:01:49
Speaker
And I'm not so sure yet. Catlaid is a journalist. Why not? She's so convincing. I've got a pen and a paper. I've got a pencil. Oops, I dropped my pencil. Would you like to pick it up? Or would you like to watch me bend over and pick it up myself? Hang on. I'm a yow. I'm watching my tail.
00:02:20
Speaker
Watch me lift my tail so I can fart in your face Yeah, look at my chocolate store fish Yeah, that's about it Evan and snowy snow snow snow pierce what's your name? Snow spear? First of all, you're gonna cut out that wonderful content and second of all
00:02:49
Speaker
Do we am I still outside? Did Adrian's character go in? Listen here motherfucker I just forgot what Cass's character's name was Snow spear furry face. I keep mixing. I keep wanting to combine the two names of color snowy face I Mean snowy face and hoop again Evan Efron Efron
00:03:16
Speaker
No.
Hiding and Strategy Discussion
00:03:17
Speaker
Evan Efron. Oh, yeah, right. Evan Efron, yes. Yes, I remember. Send it to the great legendary Zach Efron. They're both in the facility. I think the Android man security guard had not yet come into the back room where you guys are. You're like the big storage area.
00:03:37
Speaker
And he was out in the main area going, come on out of here. I'm going to get, I'm going to get a lease award. And he was like, uh, no, don't do that. And he's like, I'm going to, and then Snoop, Snoop was outside with lizard men who are looking down on the area and he was deciding really, I don't know what he was going to do, I guess. And Evan, they're on the phone and Evan told him to get some, uh, Oh yeah, we were in the phone. I forgot. What we're going to do with the explosives. I remember there was something with explosives. You're supposed to blow the place out.
00:04:05
Speaker
Yeah, I know, but then when we're giving a plan for something, maybe we weren't. I don't know. These guys said a lot of
Plan with Lizard People
00:04:10
Speaker
things. To the lizard fellows, because I found out there's medical equipment in there. They were talking about like coming and joining some dickhead they work with or something. Well, they originally, yeah, they said they have a guy who leads them, yes. Yeah, I don't remember his.
00:04:25
Speaker
And there's a group of people outside, because we pulled the fire alarm to get them on leave. Yeah, all the workers are outside. Security was starting to get suspicious. Well, actually, no, I think Evan tried sneaking down, and he failed. And then he was like, boom, boom, boom, boom, I'm inside. And then they had to get in. He walked in front of the door. Yeah. No, it was one day. There was a fire alarm. I walked into, like, an owned place. All right. All right. Yeah, I pulled the fire alarm. Right.
00:04:53
Speaker
And you're up on the S.S. sleep. You're up on the hill. I'm Tim. I'm Tim. I'm Tim. There we go. Why? Sorry, I'm getting a character. I'm still. I'm slim. All right, GM, I'm ready. Let's go.
00:05:16
Speaker
Alright, you're up on the hill with two lizard guys, Slither and an unnamed guy. I don't think I named him. Slither's on the ground watching down in the area. How many people are out front of the building? They're out like on the side. There's probably, I don't know, like 20 or so. A good number of people. A couple security guards and a bunch of guys and hard hats and little fluorescent vests. Well, it seems like I'm just gonna have to go and just kick all their arses. I think that's
00:05:46
Speaker
Uh, seems like they're trapped in there. I got nothing else I can do. I'm not really sure if it's what I sounded like, by the way. It is. You're spot on there, fella. It's just me. It's still there talking. Hey, uh, those people aren't moving on the outside, so maybe get in there and get your guys out. We can, uh, well, we do kind of try and get stuff out of there if we're going to get in there, but, um, shit. I don't know. Why don't you just take your big truck and we'll go and, uh, just blow a hole in the back and we can just carry everything out the back.
00:06:13
Speaker
the new back going that we made. Um, that might draw some
Explosives as Distraction
00:06:18
Speaker
attention, but I guess we could try it. Well, hey, listen, something about stoop that you might not know a fucking law of attention. All right. Come on, Jim. We're going to get in the truck. All right. So why do you sound like chefy? I definitely didn't talk. Chefy is everywhere.
00:06:42
Speaker
It's like in every single universe. Nope. They skitter off downhill to where they parked their truck over the former where you guys came. OK, can I attempt to make the crowd run away by doing something like, I don't know, maybe I'll take one of the bombs we have and set it off somewhere else?
00:07:10
Speaker
You know kind of like create like a hey Like a distraction I could at least definitely pull some security guys away. We're trying to know what the fuck's that Yeah, I think I might just try to hawk one of those bombs as far as I can throw it And then do a hawk roll. What is our detonating button? Did we have a button? I forgot a little Why don't you
00:07:34
Speaker
What should you roll to see if you can figure out how to make it only detonate one? I guess just do... I don't know where the rest of the bombs are. You think you still have them all with you there? Do I always have some bombs on me? Roll an 11. Oh man, you're freaking like... You're looking at these things and you're like, oh shit, this remote has a button that says one, two, and three. Oh man. Oh shit, this remote has a button that says one, two, and three. That's easy.
00:08:01
Speaker
I don't know why people got to go to college for this shit. It's clearly labeled I know a friend who went to college to meet a master's in bombing He's got he's got debt and I got this cool ass home it so fucking one up for me fuck you Steve Yeah, okay, then I'm gonna find the one labeled one. I'm just gonna roll it down the hill Towards the building or off in another direction
00:08:28
Speaker
You know what, to be quite frank, I... Ah, fuck, do I wanna do that? I feel like I should just... I feel like I... Actually, you know what? I'm just gonna... Actually, you know what? I'm gonna have that as a trump card. I'm just gonna bring it with me. Is there a satchel I can wrap it in or a rug I can carry with me? I don't know if we have bags. I think you... Oh, actually, wait, what... Fuck, I should've listened more. I think...
00:08:57
Speaker
Evan ran in with the bombs in a duffel bag, actually. Right, yeah. There goes that fucking plan. OK, well, you know what? I'm just going to go down, and I'm going to just walk right up to the crowd. OK.
00:09:08
Speaker
Yeah, I'm going to do it trying to make a dramatic entrance. So I'm going to just try to like put the fear in them. So I'm going to like try to jump out of the shadows and, you know, land down next to them and then just light up my sword. All right. You know, and see if I can get people to like, like, oh, no, what's the skull guy? I don't know if they would know me or not, but they might meet from a city. Do a ricky roll. Maybe they have seen you. What do you want me to roll? Intemigration. I guess you're trying to scare them.
00:09:38
Speaker
All right integration roll boy, I really fucked that one didn't I? Nah, I'm just gonna keep it fuck it. Oh my god. Nah, it's funny this way You do the actions you wanted to do you jump out? You like your little sword and the guys are letting out there's like three security guards to come out of the crowd and they're like They pull their guns out and they're pointing pistols at you like hey, we're right there buddy. What are you doing here?
00:10:09
Speaker
Um, hang on a second. Uh, and I pulled my shield off my back and put it in front of me. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You seem to get a little more antsy.
Discovery of Medical Supplies
00:10:19
Speaker
They're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, man. Right. They all say, whoa, whoa, same time. Wow. You guys are like the Legion. Wow.
00:10:28
Speaker
Hey listen, I know that my visage is very frightening and that you are clearly scared of what you're seeing right now. I think he looks kind of stupid. Shut up! How'd you know my full name? Listen, there are bombs placed inside of this building and it's not safe for you. I'm here to prevent an assassination plot. You've got to get your people out of here before it blows.
00:10:59
Speaker
It says an avian man. One of the security guards. An avian man? Oh the avian's there, winging people. Just because he said Barat like a little bird. Yeah there's an assassination plot and if you go in there they're gonna set it off. I just got word on my um special phone here that
00:11:23
Speaker
Okay, well, unless you can do a real good convince-ment role on the, I guess that's a word by the way, convince-ment role on me, the GM, to let you use persuasion. I'd make you use performance on that because you're telling a lie. I'm not telling a lie. We're going to blow the place up, probably. Some of that's true, but you're not, okay. I'm just leaning into the part that are truthful, but exaggerating. All right, go ahead and do persuasion.
00:11:52
Speaker
I mean, I'll do an unskilled roll. I ain't scared. It's going to be good. Fuck it. Watch this. Watch this. Right. It's like you're probably going to have to kick your arse on. I'm sorry. Just tell us who you are, buddy, and who just ran in there. Bruv, I'm telling you. I'm telling you, man, there's fucking bombs in there. That's the guy who was going to assassinate. She has probably planted the bombs by now.
00:12:23
Speaker
I'm telling you, if you go in there, he's going to blow that shit up. Just let me go take him out. Bob's already in there. He's probably vaporized him as we speak. Well, I highly doubt it because the guy I'm after is a trained assassin. And also there's like a snow cat that's with him that's like, I mean, between you and me, like she's a bit, not my type, but I think he wants to, you know, but I mean, that's not my business. I don't do anything, man. I mean, they might be in there doing it on top of your dead French Bob as we speak.
00:12:54
Speaker
Let's cut to that and see what's happening in there. So inside the androids, he's about to come into the little warehouse, through the warehouse door where you guys are and you were near a computer desk, I think. Checking the receiving logs and all that shit. He's activating his lethal force. Did I find anything in your computers? Yeah, you found a bunch of shit about drugs and pharmaceuticals and medical equipment and shit. Confirming what you already thought was true.
00:13:21
Speaker
Do I find any records of people getting limbs replaced and stuff like that? Like cybernetic replacements? No, but you see some, they've been receiving some of those kind of things like prosthetic arms and cybernetic arms and legs and eyes and heads and noses and whatnot.
Magical Attack on Android Security Guard
00:13:43
Speaker
Painous? So they have like fighting stings.
00:13:49
Speaker
What, they're fighting things? Fighting things, like they have like, that can sting like a bee if they have like, serenadic penises.
00:13:56
Speaker
Oh, yeah, exactly that. That's it. Anyway, yes, we've got all that information and that's all to that express. Fighting stings, the dicks. But yeah, outside of the like reception area that you guys came through, the Android security guard, Bob, has said he's engaging in lethal force mode.
00:14:22
Speaker
And so what's your, what's your, what's your guys' thoughts on that? My first thought was like putting a bucket on the door and when he comes in, the bucket falls on his head. I don't know if you left that for that. That's some, that's some home alone shit. Yeah, that'll get him. It's an empty bucket or bucket of water. Let him finish. I mean, it's a robot, so he doesn't like water.
00:14:51
Speaker
The bucket falls, bunks him in the head, and then Evan's like, oh, I forgot to put water in it. Ah! I thought that was a little light when I put it up there. You actually want to do that, Evan? I mean, there isn't much already to do. Like, I already looked through the PC. And yeah, I just want to put, maybe not a bucket. I mean, you're with Snow, aren't you? Hm? Aren't you with Snow? I mean, you guys could teamwork something, I'm sure. You could teamwork something. Kill it.
00:15:22
Speaker
But yeah, I'm thinking of putting something maybe heavy, putting up a trap so that he comes through door that I could drop something heavy on his head. Are you talking to Snow or me? Are you talking to Snow or talking to Justin? I was going to say, there was an awkward pause there. And I'm like, who are you talking about? Yeah, I was trying. No worries. No one's going to hear that.
00:15:53
Speaker
Okay, do a notice roll to see if you notice anything laying around. I'll notice so hard and I did not. That's a tuna one. You ain't seen shit. I ain't seen shit. Within a close enough range of you that you could get in time before he comes through the door. You hear him say, I am entering through the door to come and kill you now. No, please. I'm changing right now. Time for that has passed. I am here to kill.
00:16:21
Speaker
and the little double doors start to open up. Not slowly, but enough time you can maybe do a reaction that you want to do. Yeah, I want to do something where I don't need to look at my character sheet. I'd like to remember my character sheet. I want to use a magic spell with my sword. Bullshit. And then a close.
00:16:47
Speaker
And then I put it in the ground and like some magical shield appears in front of me, like around me. Hot knees. That's whackadoo. And I need to roll the science for that. Oh, is that what yours is? Weird science. It's not magic. It's science. Sorry. That's weird science you got going on there.
00:17:14
Speaker
Wow, your science is so weird. It's a seam. Um, it's on a succeed. It's plus two to my armor on a race to plus four to my armor. Okay. So what's, what's, what's, what's succeed? What do you, what do you, we have to get what's your max you're going to get to.
00:17:32
Speaker
Four four is the magic number would be like a succeed. So I didn't raise so I get like plus two to my I don't know if there's any negatives that you do for those or anything. But is that a concentration spell? Do you have to? I don't think so. No. It says duration five. That's cool. Wow. duration five. How many PPs does that cost? That's a cool spell. PPs. It's been so long. I only looked at this like at the creation. It's like cost like one PP.
00:17:57
Speaker
Wow, what? Damn. I'm not one people somewhere in this place is a box of people. Cybernetic. Snickers spear. What do you want to do is this guy's about to come in the door. I'm going to try to hide or do a little hidey hide. Yeah. It was Steph.
Next Steps: Take or Destroy?
00:18:18
Speaker
Okay. You know, I'll give you a plus one. He's not even in there yet.
00:18:21
Speaker
I'm going to sleep in the sink. I think I gave you that plus one. You were fucked up. Yeah, I would've fucked all that up. I was just a general warehouse sort of deal where any place you go to specifically try to hide, you can climb. I'll let you climb up on top of a shelf, be up in the sky. You can't see it. Yeah, since I'm a tiger, I'll try to like climb up a beam and just kind of hide on the cross beam on the top. Okay. Very good. And then a little android man comes in with his little
00:18:51
Speaker
his little button down shirt and his tie and his little black slacks and his little pistol out, he got a little laser looking pistol out and a little fancy gun. And he's like, and he sees, what's your little shielding thing look like there, Evan? It's like kind of translucent, but also you can kind of see that there's something like on me and,
00:19:16
Speaker
And it's not really looking like a lot, but you can see that something is over my clothes. Interesting. Got a little sheen to you. I see. He sees you standing there, and he says...
00:19:32
Speaker
Let's pass some cards on. He says, he says, I will pass you out cards. How nice of you, Bob. How the fuck does it work? I can't get it to work. Do your card. We're going to have this out as I figured out. Shuffle. Okay. Shuffle. There we go. I had to shuffle first. That's going to happen. You have to drag the cards. Wow. Wow.
00:19:58
Speaker
I haven't got an ace of hearts. I've got an ace of hearts. No, I've got four hearts. Wow. But actually, in my character sheet, it says I have the hindrance hesitant, so I get two cards. I need to pick the lower one. Oh, sucks for you. Oh, wow. Way to be honest there, buddy. So you get a nine. You get a nine. And the Weenies have a three of spades, so you're still all going before them. Oh, really? Everything's OK.
00:20:25
Speaker
Yeah, what the? It's neat. So he's got a three. So he's got a three. Well, 20 is really not like my three. What's probably three? OK, suck my three. So, yeah, that's going to go to the Evan man. He's he's come. You see the Android come in and he says, ah, and then you can. Oh, all right. I looked, I looked up real quick because I thought for sure a bucket was going to fall on me. I heard talk of heavy objects in the sky.
00:20:56
Speaker
I wanna swing my sword left and right and shoot two bolts of magic at him. Wowie, okay. Wow, what's that? That cost me two pp plus bolt. Oops, I'm pressing the wrong direction.
00:21:25
Speaker
It costs him two PV. There's so many peeps laying around. Is this the is this is this the bolt spell? It's the bolt spell. Yes. That you're just flavoring is like whatever the fuck it is. Yeah. It comes out of my squalor. I'm shooting magic. Protect shots out of my sword. Yeah. Yeah. Well, weird science for that sucker. Yes. Yeah, he does. All right. Weird that science. All right. The first one misses, but the second one hangs.
00:21:53
Speaker
Oh, shnookies. All right. Roll that damage there, fella. It's the damage of a ball that's 2d6. Wow. 2d of them. 2d of them. Don't fucking tell me. Just roll it. That's an 18. Holy. Damn.
00:22:11
Speaker
fuck came in the form of but yes toughness of five I'm pretty sure you just shoot a whole clean through his chest and see a wild card he's not a walker well he's definitely
00:22:35
Speaker
You're not supposed to need are you? All right, well I jump down and I like yeah, thanks for that cover snow
00:22:58
Speaker
I mean, I don't have any sort of armor against any bullets, so I was gonna think about a sneak attack. You are far better equipped than I am, obviously. As long as I can alter you, I guess it's fine. Yeah, no, I wasn't gonna, you know, bail on you. I was just gonna be back up, you know, sneak attack. Okay, so that's kind of your thing.
00:23:27
Speaker
Of course, I'm a kitty. You're a kitty cat. Meow meow. All right, so what do you guys want to do? What are we hearing now? We gotta find stoop. Do I still have stoop on the phone or do you like stopped calling? I believe you hung up. No, okay. That'd be funny if you hear me from a fucker like, yo, did you just shoot buckets? What the fuck did you shot? I don't like buckets.
00:23:57
Speaker
No, no, no. Instead, he's like, he's got the phone on like the car, like the roof of the car. And he's just like hitting on some chick that like walked by. And all we can see in the background, it's just like, what the fuck? Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I'll be right back. That's my cue.
00:24:27
Speaker
It's totally going to work. So we should probably divide us explosives. How about you take one and I take one, and we place them somewhere? I think there's three. OK. But we have two people. I mean, where are we going to start them at? Where are we going to put them? That's a good question. Look for anything that seems like an important piece of structure in this building. Hmm.
00:24:57
Speaker
Can I do a notice roll? I would say it might be the same dice for you, but you guys could roll smarts to see if you can figure out what looks structurally integral or not. I will do a smarts roll because this character actually has a decent smart dice.
00:25:20
Speaker
Snow you're like you're looking around snow and you're like you look up at the beam you just climb you're like hey this looks like a pretty sturdy integral beam to the building I'm gonna put it right here okay works for me I'll put it there if she puts us there then I want to go like to a different room of like yeah you can go deeper into like the area you see another like big
00:25:54
Speaker
After that, I want to try calling Stupakin. Ding-a-ling!
00:26:04
Speaker
Stiff, you're outside, the guy's like, oh, fucking nerd. You just said they're fucking probably fucking on top of Bob right now. And then your friend starts going. Oh, sorry, man. Hang on. I got to take this. No, wait, don't you? Don't you fucking move, man. No, I'm just I mean, do you want to reach in my pocket and grab my little phony phone? It's it. It's probably the assassin. I should probably talk to him. Actually, yes, I do. I'm Steve, go over there and get him. And I was like, oh, fuck you over there and get it. You guys keep the guns on him. I'm going to go over and get it.
00:26:33
Speaker
and the guy you've been talking to comes over. Which pockets is it in? My bum pocket. They're going to be fucking with me, man. He gets in there. And I'll slash him with my sword. Oh, fuck me. Roll a slash attack. This is where everything goes to hell. I don't like you. I guess that would be fighting, right?
00:27:00
Speaker
Yeah. Not great. It's a five. It's a five. Hey, that's still a, that hits it, man. Oh, yay. I'll take it. Haha. Suck my hubby.
00:27:13
Speaker
Some Ralph DiMaggio and I have two armor piercings so any like toughness he has or anything that like adds to him having extra anything it cuts it cuts that yeah cuz I put cuz cuz feck you're crikey So yeah, it helps cut through that toughness what is every four above their toughness is a wound and
00:27:38
Speaker
Uh, if it matches their toughness, that's a, that's a shake and every four above their toughness is a, um, a wound. All right. And, uh, remind, remind me to win a weenie boys, they only have, they can only get wounded once when they die or they get, they get, usually that's how it works. Yeah. What, how do you kill this guy? Um, I think, I think he goes to reach my butt pocket and I think I just cut like from like the shoulder down off his arm off from the shoulder. And I think he just like slowly bleeds out on the ground screaming.
00:28:12
Speaker
Yeah, and then I keep the arm I have that I stabbed the arm with my sword It's hanging out of your pocket. Yeah, it's I got my pocket. I'm just like you want to come and get it You get an ace of whatever fuck that is a spade or club I don't know what cards if it looks like if it looks like if it looks like a clover, it's called a club
00:28:40
Speaker
Excellent. Clubbers are clubs. Oh, King. Ace is better, right? Ace is better. Ace is better. Okay. So the other guys are like, oh shit. And you can, you can stoop it up. Damn.
00:28:53
Speaker
Cool. Um, so there's two dudes, how close are they? I mean, I imagine they're closer to me, but I know they're, they still got guns. They're like probably like, uh, like a few yards away across. Okay. Cause I want to, I want to be able to bridge the gap between me and them that way. It's harder for them to shoot me within sprinting distance. You could do a quick dash over there.
00:29:14
Speaker
Okay, cool. Not a literal dash action, but you could do a run. Right. I will say, just so you know, one of my specialties that I spent all of my extra monies on is this fucking baller shield. And it gives me plus three cover from shoots, any shoots that are taken at me from the front or the side, or at least that particular side, which is my left side. So that helps me, even if I'm not uncovered, that still gives me cover from getting shot.
00:29:44
Speaker
Okay, captain America Essentially it'll be essentially it'll be a minus three on on their shots and any other negatives they might have on top of that Okay, so I'm going to you I want to make it interesting. I just don't roll fight rolls forsake rolling fight rolls. I want to do some interesting stuff. So let's see. Let's do Can I would you allow me to attempt to?
00:30:14
Speaker
use my superior athletics to run in and then just check those mofes onto the ground to disorient them, maybe shake them, maybe we can turn that into some kind of contest so I can both make them shaken so they can't take a turn.
00:30:31
Speaker
They don't want to kill any more people if I can help it. I want to try to shield check them both if they're near each other. Could I try to hit one into the other one if I roll high enough?
00:30:51
Speaker
All right, cool. Do you want me to cut that running around in the arc? That's what I'm trying to make my life harder. But do you want to make it into a contest or do you want me to just yeah, I'll make him do a strength against you. The guy you're hitting. Cool.
00:31:03
Speaker
I just think that makes it more interesting. I like, I like, you know, I don't want to win. I want to make the story interesting. So if I get my ass beat fine, whatever. Athletics is only rolled a five, but I also get a plus two to athletics when climbing, running or chasing. And I was running to do a check. You were running. So it's a seven. So that would be a seven on my athletics. I was just going to see how this guy fights you back. He only got a four. So yeah, you, you blast him and, um, he has blessed. I'm going to say.
00:31:34
Speaker
the word bark. You didn't get, I'm going to say, so you didn't really raise on anybody's toughest. You can only knock this guy over. You don't get to knock him to the other guy, but you can knock this guy down at least. Sure. Can I shake him? Like, since I won the contest, can I give him a shake? He's like, Oh, frick you. Yeah. That's my goal is just make it so that one less person might be able to shoot me. So I'm just like trying to check them so I can daze them real quick. He's like, Oh,
00:31:55
Speaker
Okay, cool. All right. I'm shaking the man. Ha take that. Shake it boy. You shook him. Let's make see if he can... I forgot I have multiple actions. Fuck. Next time. He can unshake himself. He's not gonna do shit. He's gonna lay there. Oh no. And he's gonna try and shoot at you with a nine millimeter pistol gun. Okay.
00:32:18
Speaker
He rolls a three, does that pass? You get a minus three because of the fucking shit. Yeah, he got a zero. You flip your shield up, you probably just keep it held where you had or you knocked a guy over with, and you just hear it, paying off your shield, and it goes, whew, off into the distance to whip the bullet. Oh, God, I love that fucking sound. I got so much wood right now. And he's just going to stand there and try and shoot you. He's going to stand there and be like, fuck. I'm not going to move.
00:32:47
Speaker
Yeah, I mean in the middle of seconds of actual how things happen He just used to you and then you probably do something else and he's getting ready to shoot again Okay, but it's gonna be his his Joe Paterno as we as they call it as we say it's gonna go to you Stroup No, it isn't you have to give us new cards unless you want to keep the card order
00:33:04
Speaker
So complicated. For now. I mean, you don't have to. You can just keep the way it is. I'm fine with it. We can just take turns if you want. Well, I got a few o'clock that time. What are we going to do? What a weenie boy. Also, inside, I'm going to say you guys hear the shots going on outside, but I'm going to give you one more turn before you guys can react to that. Okay.
Interrogation of Facility Manager
00:33:25
Speaker
I am going to make an attempt to unarmed, not disarm, unarmed this fella.
00:33:33
Speaker
I'm the last guy like a lot on the last guy So while the other guy is dazed on the ground Actually, you know what? No, I'm not gonna do that. Um, could I? grab Quickly grab hold of the fella on the ground and kind of take him hostage And try to get this guy to just stand down so I don't want to kill any more people if I can help it does an army your get rid of his arm and
00:34:03
Speaker
Yes, that's why disarm gets rid of weapon on arm gets rid of arm Actually actually actually it would be dismembered But yeah, you pick him up no sweat. He's just laying there. He's like oh fucking daisled still I got my sword to his throat. All right, anyone say anything to the other guy?
00:34:24
Speaker
And I got the shield in front of me and him. So he can't see the blade. It's a little bit harder to see the blade. And this guy's kind of pinned against my shield and me. I'm like, all right, mate, listen. I didn't want to have to do that before, but you guys gave me no choice. No one else has to die today. I'm trying to save you.
00:34:45
Speaker
Something bad's about to happen to you, and I'm just trying to do the right thing. So just stand down or your boy's just gonna get his head locked off. I gotta tell you, I've seen it once before, and it's pretty fucking brutal, mate. You're not gonna be able to sleep at night. Especially knowing it's your fault. I'll give you an intimidation plus one. Plus a one? That's an eight then. Oh wow, he's like a... That's technically a raise.
00:35:14
Speaker
He's like, oh, she's like, he throws his gun over to the side. It's routes across the ground. He's like, he puts his hands up. Listen, I don't want to get chopped up. Please don't chop up, Steve. What the hell is this all about, man? It's kind of hard to explain right now, but I'm just going to need someone who works inside the building to have a little chatty chat with me. And I need you to send everybody else right where the fuck home is outside of the bubble.
00:35:41
Speaker
Where do people sleep around here anyways? What? I... Well, I mean some... Where do you all live? Do you all travel from the bubble? I commute! From where? Charmini! Alright, I answered my goddamn question, mate.
00:36:01
Speaker
What? Do you all live out here? Do you all come in from behind? I don't know man, I don't know what everybody does, dude. We just, I don't know. We just, we come from home, man. Everybody, write that. We want our addresses, man. Please don't kill us at our houses. No, I just want to know where other people live if they don't live in the bubble. Scott, you live in one of these towns around here, right? Yeah, I do. Are these guys all wearing gas masks, by the way? Yeah. They all are?
00:36:31
Speaker
Okay. Yeah. All right. Cool. I just want to make sure that like, I wasn't learning something without realizing it. Um, okay. I just realized that I'm a dwarf. So like, I would've had to like kick out that dude's knees, like all the monsters. He wasn't around. He just probably just pulled him up a little bit. I'm like, all right. Dwarves are like what, like four and a half to five feet. So it's not like super short, but still compared to awkward angle. Yeah.
00:36:59
Speaker
I'm like, all right, listen, I need to know which one of those people down there is a head honcho, and I need you to send them up to me. And this guy, and like, I guess he just prepares everybody else, he comes out, he steps out, and he's like, hi, I'm the manager. Just normal human. All right, fine.
00:37:20
Speaker
All right, I'm going to take a step back. I'm going to let you have your boy and maybe go tend to your buddy over there who's likely going to bleed out. And I'm sorry, but this is a medical company. Maybe you can save them. I heard that you guys have like bionic Cox in there. Maybe you can replace his arm with that. Um, but I mean, I don't know if those are just rumors, but anyways, I need to talk to you fella. I'm going to grab them by like the scuff of the shirt and drag them towards the building.
00:37:44
Speaker
I'm like, okay, calm down, you don't have to do this. And then one guard's like, hey, guy, am I allowed to go to the security booth and get a first aid kit for Scott, or sorry, not Scott, for a hostifus over here, where you chop his arm off? You can do it if you want, maybe, except pull a fucking gun on me or anybody I'm associated with. Otherwise, you'll suffer the same fate, best believe it. Okay, man, okay, relax. We're fine.
00:38:07
Speaker
I am relaxed. This is me relaxed. Don't tell me to relax. It makes me angry when people tell me to relax. Don't tell me to relax. Hey man, my name is, my name is, uh, Daenerius Johnson and I'm, I'm the manager. All right. We can figure out what you need.
00:38:24
Speaker
DJ coming here and I grab him by the I grab him by the pants and drag him into the house into the building Bobby okay you guys you guys heard a couple gunshots going off. What are you inside? What would your reactions to that be as you're placing your snow? So quick I Think student might be in some trouble How about you go out there and sneak attack some people That's a good idea. Let's go check it out
00:38:54
Speaker
And I need to check something real quick. So I'll be with you guys in a second. You need to check something real quick? I need to check something. Oh, Jack. No, Jack, sorry. OK. OK. And I'll go towards Stu. OK. Let's see. What are you trying to check in here? I want to try and see if I can find the office from the boss in here.
00:39:24
Speaker
And look into his PC. Alright, let's see how quickly you can do it. Why don't you do a no-tease roll? No-tease. And... That's a free.
00:39:36
Speaker
Okay, so you you kind of like you see some like Sort of like a boy like the catwalks above the area. There's like some little um I guess you call me like a little modular rooms that are like up and hanging up area You can you see you kind of go up there kind of wander around you like you see like a break room You're like I was saying it you see a bathroom up there just in it this ain't it and then finally you get to a room it says Daenerius Johnson manager or site manager and Finally just place finally
00:40:05
Speaker
pretty tough to get reused. There's a lot of doors in this. Last one he saw. I almost walked into the toilet. So you go in there, we'll have you do what the fuck you want to do in a second. When, uh, Snow, you walk out to the, I guess, are you going back through the front you came in through? Yeah. Okay. So as you walk, as you go out there, you see coming towards the door, you see a stoop dragon, this guy by the scruff of his pants. You see stoop dragon.
00:40:35
Speaker
Uh, what happened? You see some guys running back and forth with a guy one arm further out. I got Evan a new boyfriend. What of it? Uh, sure. Um, this place is about to blow. We got to get out of here. Aren't they triggered by a remote? So, uh, you know, just don't blow it up while we're in here.
00:41:04
Speaker
Wait, why don't we blow it up? I thought we agreed we're gonna get the med supplies out first. That's why I brought this fucker in oh well I gotta ask Evan if we if he set the detonator off yet or not Well, I mean I hope to God not Yeah, I definitely hope not. Um, he went to go check something. He said he'd be catching up with us So I guess we'll find out I mean he's gonna go check something. I
00:41:34
Speaker
I thought he said Jack, but he said might have said check. I don't I mean when somebody tells you that's like a box of dicks, I mean, you know where to come for them. No, but listen, hang on. I got a question. This guy here. Can you go hang on?
00:42:00
Speaker
And I put my sword away and I pulled my phone out and I'm like, I'm sorry about this, Mike. Could you just like kneel down on the ground for a second? We're not going to kill you. Oh, thank God. No, no, no. Just so you know, I'm a little short and you're a little tall and I kind of want to be an equal level with you here in a second. I'm down on my knees now, as you can see. Also, this is snow face spear. Snow fight. Snow. Snow spear. Snow spear. Right. I knew that. Just check and make sure you don't bonk your head.
00:42:32
Speaker
Say hi to the nice kitty lady. Say it better, with respect. Hey Snow, you good at interrogation? Um, I'm pretty sure.
00:42:54
Speaker
Wait, that's good enough for me you want to Talk to this guy and figure out what the fuck all this is and how we're gonna get it out Or if we can use the facility. We'll probably talk to you. You're gonna you don't gonna terror game me out here Hey, hey, hey
00:43:11
Speaker
The ladies gonna ask the questions. All right. I gotta go find my my gay robot. I'll be back Evan what are you doing in the office?
Hacking for Information
00:43:25
Speaker
I'm First this is like PC unlocked or did you like lock it? It's probably got a password on you probably click the button and you see D Johnson
00:43:38
Speaker
little box that says insert password then i first need to try and hack it to get into the password uh into the computer all right yeah you're hacking app out and roll a hacking i roll a hack in a hack and i detect the pc wow four it takes you a good minute to get through but uh yeah you open the screen up and he's got he's one of those people he has like a bunch of icons on his screen his desktop it's like covered pretty much
00:44:01
Speaker
The bottom corner is maybe his background was a beach trip. And then I want to look through his emails and through files and search, especially for the keyword Eve. The keywords what? Eve. Eve? Eve. OK. His Eve, Dr. Evil.
00:44:29
Speaker
Why don't you roll? How smart are you taking so long? How smart are you? Okay And remind me is even a leader sister at the end. That's right. Yes. I
00:44:53
Speaker
That is right. Even Evan, wow. Wow. I know, right? You, I would say, you see something, you see something pop up a little file and then you hear the clitter clatter of Stoop probably walking up the stairs because it took you a long time to hack that computer.
00:45:20
Speaker
I've been trying to call you for like, I'm like calling the number. Like I keep dialing. He's not like pick up you son of a bastard. Are you already in the room now? I don't know. I'm just listening for the sound of your phone. Yeah. So now I guess now you're not hacking. You could be your paying attention. Oh, look, my phone's going off.
00:45:44
Speaker
And you also hear Steve blocking up the steps. Clank, clank, clank. Like the first one to like get that file that I found that like on like a USB stick or something. Okay. I'm sure since you're hacking through your phone, you probably got a little program on there to let you just suck. Suck it. Can you copy that file and then your phone's gone.
00:46:09
Speaker
I've left like three voicemails like like like hey Evan It's your boys to just call me back when you can and then the next was like hey I don't know if I was very clear, but when I say when you can I mean like right now So when you get this could you fucking call me back then? And then the third message is like oh
00:46:30
Speaker
Oi, this is Steep's Pizza! It's cold to see if you want cheese or extra cheese on your pizza. Oh, maybe that'll get him the answer. Please tell me you're like, oh, I see you in that fucking office. I'm like, all right, never mind. No, I'm lying. Ain't no pizza involved. I see you through the fucking window. You son of a bitch. Quijacken knows dicks to come here. Quijacken knows, Quijacken knows, uh, microchip weens. Yo, anchor.
00:46:56
Speaker
You see Evan been over actually he's probably from your perspective soup He's he's behind the desk, which is facing out towards the door. So you see him bathed in the glow of a computer screen. Yeah, I uh, I Uh, I kicked the door open. I'm like, all right get off the pawn. We got shit to do I called you all you I didn't you answer me Well, I
00:47:18
Speaker
And I look and I still have an arm sticking out of my pocket. Where the fuck did this come from? I'm like, oh yeah, I forgot I put that back in there when I took my phone out. Actually, I'm holding onto the arm a lot. This was in my pocket too. Did you arm somebody again? I did. Because I have a major hindrance where I'm ruthless. Oh no, I have a major hindrance where I'm hesitant.
00:47:46
Speaker
Yeah, well, don't be so hesitant to get off the goddamn porn, man. We got shit to do. All right. Snow spears interrogating the leader of this place downstairs. That's a great idea. We should actually do that. Yeah. We're not going to. Snow told me she's the best interrogator in all the land, so she should be around to do it. I remembered something like that. She's I'm pretty sure she said something of that. I've set the explosives in snow.
00:48:15
Speaker
So what about those lizard guys? Oh, right. That's right. I knew it was the reason I was coming up to find you. Yeah. You didn't, those blow up when you set them off. Yes. There's no time we're going off right now. Oh, thank, thank Christ, whoever that is. Uh, we just got to, uh, then we need to go back downstairs real quick. Cause I don't want to blow this place up unless we're going to move all of their medical transport somewhere else because we can't blow all this stuff up.
00:48:44
Speaker
They're supposed to bring a truck around, but I don't know. Fucking smart. They are there. I mean, have you heard how they talk? They talk like, oh, hey, I'm a lizard and I hate it. I fucking hate it. I mean, that might be because they are. I mean, that may be because they're actually all of us. Oh, you think those those aren't masks, huh? I don't think so. Oh, I lost my accent. You think those aren't masks, huh?
00:49:12
Speaker
Also, I want to drop like the first explosive that we have just in the office that I'm in right now. Okay. Oh, I was going to say we should put one underneath that robot that you killed downstairs and that one when people come in and go, wow, our robot's dead. We should probably hold on to one of these. Why is that? What are you planning? We're going to need to blow something else up. You're not wrong about that here.
00:49:40
Speaker
Why don't we just take this one with us and you know, which one is this one three? This is number two from three. Which one is it? All right. Good. Let's not blow up three then. Okay Sounds good. Let's cut to snow as you guys are about to leave that office before you just leave her Rewind time steep leaves the what is the reception area and snow you're there with the guy the manager and he's on his knees we
00:50:06
Speaker
so by the time they get back i'd probably be sitting on his chest with my claws like right up next to his face going who do you work for i think alox has told the side of the building she's like she's like meeting his she's like needing his chest like getting comfortable who do you work for hey you're kind of cozy
00:50:33
Speaker
There's a huge series of dicks you just take. If you want the dicks, just take the dicks. I knew we should never have gotten those. They're always a black market calling for the dicks. It's the black market dick market. So you're the one with all the dicks. Black market. Wow. What else do you want to ask them there? The New York Cockatage. Yeah. Who do you work for?
00:51:03
Speaker
Megalux Corporation. I don't know how the CEO's name is like Teresa Crocker or something? I think? That sounds like a fake name. I think I don't know. She digs her claws in just a little bit to his face. I don't know what you want from me.
00:51:30
Speaker
Is this a front? Is this place a front? Is this place just pretending to sell medical supplies and it's only, it's an underground thing? Tell me now. No, no, we don't, we don't, we don't sell anything here. We just store them. I mean, the company sells them, but I don't, I don't, yes, that's all we have here though is there's nothing, there's nothing phony about this shit. I don't know what you want. The Express isn't phony.
00:51:59
Speaker
Like every time when I hear your phone, you think of phone you express now. Yeah. So we, we just, we just, we just store things here until the company wants to, needs to move them somewhere else and sell them or whatever. I don't know. I just store things. Hmm. Okay. I'll try to believe you. Uh, and do I see them coming up at that point? Yeah. They, they come walking back down through the door.
00:52:29
Speaker
Okay. And that's how I caught crabs the second time. But then I had to go to a different, I had to go to a different doc because people were like, Hey, stop stealing our crabs. How did you do it the first time? Oh, I already told you about the first time. Jilly wants you to listen and get off your phones.
Ethical Debate: Help or Destroy?
00:52:48
Speaker
You dumb kid. I mean, I'm still kind of on like this site that was just on the PC.
00:52:54
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, I know. Typical typical fucking zoomers can't keep your goddamn fingers off of goddamn phones and can't pay attention to the whole fucking thing, man. God, you kids and your technology as I swing around my fancy sword. I mean, how old are you? I don't know, man. These are arbitrary. I mean, after after like the first like 80 years, just kind of forget.
00:53:24
Speaker
So I'm at least 108. Hang on. 108. When was my birthday? I'm sorry. I'm like 60, 70, 80. I'm somewhere between 60 and 100. The manager's like, what do you people want from us? Jesus! Oh, hey. You guys, you're getting freaky. We can come back. At least watch from a safe distance. No, I'm getting information. You guys might want to hear this.
00:53:55
Speaker
Tell them what you told me. We store medical supplies for Megalux? Lies? Wait. No, wait. No, that sounds about right. Oh, is it? If you guys want the dicks, they're in row C, column B, shelf three, up three shelves. Row C, column B, shelf three. Got it. I knew we never should have got those things. Should we believe them, guys?
00:54:25
Speaker
About the dicks? No, about the medical supplies. I mean, they're here. I mean, what I want to know is, did you ask him if it's like a front or anything, if this is a legit business? Because I don't know. Tell them. Tell them.
00:54:48
Speaker
Yes! It's legitimate! Then what? I had to make sure that he, you know, said it. I mean, you know, I'm not gonna... Then what's with the records that have found that people have been replaced, the limbs getting here? My English is bad. Wait, what? Alright, try again. Then why did I find records of people getting limbs replaced here?
00:55:17
Speaker
like with medical, cybernetic implants. No, that's done here. There's no operating right. We might have sent something out somewhere, but we don't do any of that kind of stuff here. We just have everything. We sent it to wherever they needed in the company. I don't know. They just gave me a microphone. I don't really think that he's lying. I think he just doesn't really know what's going on.
00:55:44
Speaker
Oh no, he knows. He fucking knows. Alright, listen here, you son of a bitch, and I'm gonna pull my sword out and poke it into his shoulder. Alright, fucking listen, mate. I don't have six of these like the kitty cat does, or however many, I don't know how many prickles that they got, but mine goes deeper. And listen, you don't want it to go any deeper than it is. So, I'm gonna ask you a question, and I want you to tell me it's straight. Alright?
00:56:10
Speaker
Just don't chop me in half like you did the bojifus out there. Hey, well, I didn't chop bojifus in half I just took his art. Oh, by the way, you wouldn't might want to give him this Sorry, that was my mistake I didn't realize it was still in my pocket till I reached for my phone All right now listen what I want to know is
00:56:33
Speaker
Do these medical supplies go into the bubble? Do they go elsewhere? Who buys them? I need to know what the operation is for. Where does it go? Well, whoever pays the highest, I guess it's all about money. I'm assuming people outside the city can't afford that kind of shit, so probably it goes to cities like this. Like, I have a city nearby. That's probably what it is.
00:57:02
Speaker
All right. That's, that's, for my, for my, I remember, yeah, most of what we do is just probably, you know, big hospitals and things like that stuff. Do you answer to anybody? Um, I mean, I got like a few different bosses to check in, uh, stuff. Well, I want to, I want to make a withdrawal from your building. Um, that's fine. Please just don't, don't hurt anybody else. Don't hurt me. Whatever you got to take, it's fine. Just take it.
00:57:29
Speaker
Well, you know, it's a good, it's fortunate that if anybody who got hurt, you're in a facility that has a bunch of med supplies, we're going to make a withdrawal of some of them and some of the machines that you have. Cause we know people that need them. So I'm going to have a couple of boys come up with a truck and go through the back entrance and just remove a few bits and pieces. And it would be really nice if some of your people helped us because you know, uh, she, you know, um, more hands make less work as they say. Right. Uh, yeah, I'll get a few, I'll get a few, a few of the guys to come help you.
00:57:58
Speaker
I mean, except for this hand. I wouldn't expect Pohifas to help. I understand if he, you know. No. Yeah. Don't show me that again, please. Oh, God. Yeah, sorry. Um. Speaking of fair, I understand. Snow, I see. Snow, I see you eyeballing it. You can't, you can't chew on it. It's not a toy. Fine. Can I play with him, though? Of course you can. No, I have to go get people to help you. Right?
00:58:27
Speaker
Yeah. Well, no, I'll just go out and ask. It's fine. She does like the pawing of her, you know, with her paws on his chest and just starts like, you know, like doing what they do. I feel like they're, they're softening him up. And then she just hops off of him. You do whatever you got.
00:58:57
Speaker
Yeah, I might. All right. So do you know that what else is out of the truck? Oh, I have no fucking idea, man. I just told him to swing the truck around. Also, now that I mentioned you guys said you put bombs up in here, we might not want to do that since. Oh, God, there's bombs in the building. Oh, shit. I'm sorry about that. Did he tell you about that? I thought you I thought you were lying.
00:59:20
Speaker
Well, I thought that we were under the impression that we weren't going to blow the place up anymore because it has medical supplies in it. I wasn't, I didn't realize you guys were still sending bombs. I told you that we can get this stuff out and then I blow this place up. But if they do have medical supplies here, we're going to blow up most of them. We can't take everything here in one truckload.
00:59:42
Speaker
So we need the building still standing. We just need to take it as our own base of operations that way these people can stay employed. We have access to a medical facility and we can be the ones that supply it to people who actually need it versus people with the most fucking money. Maybe we can leave the bombs as a fail safe in case people take over our building or something. Yeah, because I imagine... We can always blow it up when they think they're taking it from us. That some corporations would have enough main force to take the building back.
01:00:10
Speaker
Well, we can leave missed contingencies. At the risk of getting hurt again, you guys do know about corporate oversight, right? I don't know what those words mean, mate. It would be very hard for an outside entity to take and remain in control of this place. You know, they would figure it out and they would send something to somebody, I don't know.
01:00:36
Speaker
Well, I locked me a good challenge. That just means that we're going to have to train everybody on your workforce to be good fighters, eh? Oh, we could grab some stuff and make our base operations in a place that don't know about. So we don't have to worry about them. Well, we could definitely do that, but I would still say let's not just blow the place up because we need to be able to come make withdrawals whenever we can. So maybe we can do it on the down low and then if things get shady, we can just fuck it up from there.
01:01:04
Speaker
Snow, what do you think on this whole thing? I agree. Get off. Get off the night. Are you agreeing with myth or with stoop? I did already. No, no, no. I meant like, no, never mind. So what do you think? You kind of need to decide because we have to stay on it. I agree with stoop. Damn, which part? That we should.
01:01:35
Speaker
I don't think we should really blow this place up if it's that important though. I guess. Right. We are a democracy after all. So. What the fuck? What's wrong with you? Why are you being, why are you so gung ho just to blow this place up even though we're like, we've got all these valuable supplies? What do you care what Ali says? Because this place would be hard to like keep in control of.
01:02:04
Speaker
And it's not really worth the border. And then we need to go back to a guide that we talked to and explain why we didn't do the job. It would be so much easier just to get the stuff or to place up and then leave.
01:02:20
Speaker
Well, I mean, like I said, we can have it as a contingency, but I mean, again, like, sometimes there's more than just a job, Evan, you know? Like, these are real people here that are doing work. And from what I can tell, none of them are particularly right bastards. So we're just going to blow up all these people, have them lose all their money just because some corporate asshole, we just got to go after, what did he call it? Corporate oversight. Corporate over. Yeah. We have to go after that guy, the corporate oversight.
01:02:49
Speaker
Yeah. Which is a dumb fucking name, by the way. Maybe his mom didn't answer. Maybe his mom didn't answer. Well, that's a sensitive, that's a sensitive subject there, Evan. So let's just change the subject. What do you want to change to?
01:03:10
Speaker
Let's just get this is go find those lizard dudes and tell them to bring the fucking truck on let's take some shit. I know I turned into Terrence Rex there Let's just take some shit damn it so hard not to do Terrence Rex when we're playing It's been a long time doing that voice I can't stop it When you say you want to go want to go check on the lizard dicks and Yeah
01:03:40
Speaker
I, yeah, I'm, I'm okay with that. Yeah. Right. Maybe we should give you the trigger. That way, Evan, don't go and blow this place up when I'm napping. You never know. Okay. I'll put it in my satchel. Oh yeah. There you go. Ha. Now it's in the satchel. Boys aren't allowed in the satchel. I can't blow it up anymore.
01:04:05
Speaker
Make sure the safety's on so it doesn't get bopped around by your assorted medications and other girly things in your schedule. I'll put a fingerprint lock on it. Oh, yeah, that's nice. Good stuff. All right. Well, I think that we're in agreement. Let's go get some supplies out here, let these people go back to work, and maybe I should return that fella's arm. Oh, Heavis!
01:04:34
Speaker
Yeah, I go do that while I hope that they find the lizard people Yeah, they're outside in their truck by the loading base So there's like I was about time. We're waiting for you guys. What's going on? Just had a bit of what a discussion everything's all right. Oh That's great. We get some drugs and stuff. Ah Yes, let's get some stuff
01:04:58
Speaker
Score! Come on, Jim, let's get in there! Oh boy, I can't wait to get rid of this scalich! I hope they got dova cream! Slyther! Slyther, look! There's a whole case of dova cream! I still got that! I tried eating a bug as a way over and I got it still stuck in my throat! This one loves dova cream! That was just some mechanical dicks over there if you need them.
01:05:29
Speaker
We don't need any mechanical dicks. You never know when your guy knows. Everyone's dick works fine. He's not saying what dick doesn't work with. Meanwhile, meanwhile, I'm talking to Boheef while he's getting his wound repaired. I'm like, yeah, we're going to take this whole box of dicks. Those lizard guys better not forget to put them in there. Because I'm excited. I left it in a box of dicks. No, I've got to use all the PPE I have.
01:05:56
Speaker
Okay, if you want that Box of Dicks, you can take it. We don't need it. No, Boxer Richards. Boxer Richards.
01:06:15
Speaker
The Richard Box. Because whenever I'm sick, I always say I feel like a bag of dicks. And people always look at me like, what is that supposed to feel like? I'm like, I don't know. But if this is what a bag of dicks feels like, that's what I feel like. And your name is Richard? Imagine a box of dicks.
01:06:37
Speaker
We need that we need that big Rick energy. Yes Okay, so the the guys load up their thing what are you doing stupid to the people outside just giving him his arm back I think I'm helping I think I'm helping because then like I think after my rage goes away like my my brutish nature
01:06:57
Speaker
I think my other hindrance is that I'm heroic and that I want to help everybody. So then I was like, man, I'm really sorry about this. And I'm trying to see if I can help them sew it on or see if I can find any attachments or anything in the building and trying to get any of the doctors in there to help me figure out how to put it back on. It's fine. We'll get them help. I think they got them stabilized for now.
01:07:22
Speaker
I'm really sorry about that right here. Man, I just got carried away. You reached into my pocket. I was trying to tell you not to. You told me I could go over and do it. I know what I said, but then my heart didn't feel the same way. I was like, oh no. And then before I knew it, my arm was slashing. I went into ass kicking mode. Okay, that's great. Are you going to let us all live now?
01:07:48
Speaker
Of course, I wouldn't kill all of you. I think you're all doing nice work. I just want to make sure that you're... Do you know who corporate oversight is? He looks at the manager and the manager just nods his head like you do. He's like, yeah, I know about corporate oversight. Yeah, who's that? Where can I find him? I'm the headquarters. Where's the headquarters?
01:08:13
Speaker
It's in the city, you know, I don't know. Is it Megalux headquarters, Megalux HQ? Yeah, it's one Megalux lane. Oh, that's easy. Wait, fuck no, I forgot it. What was it? One, fuck. How many Megaluxes was it? One. Oh, okay.
01:08:34
Speaker
Go to walk away, and I'm like I go to walk away like one more time. I'm just gonna carve it into my shoulder hang Like you got a paper you got like one of those med pads can you just write it down on there? Yeah, he pulls out a little his little notebook out of his pocket. He's like yeah one Megalux Lane here you go Can you write it in it? not in like Shitty doctor writing because I need to be able to read it I'm sorry. I'm just a little nervous. Okay one oh
01:09:03
Speaker
One here you go. Is that how you spell it? Oh, man, I was way off All right. Well, hey, thanks for this mate. The wind blows that fuck. Ah shit. Hang on. I gotta go get that. Thanks boys
01:09:18
Speaker
All right. So you guys, you, yeah, they, the, the lizard men load up their, uh, truck with a bunch of medical supplies. They're like, this is really great. This is going to really help us back at, back at town. Um, you guys are freaking, this is amazing. We have been trying to get in this place for so long and you guys just whipped in a whipped out here and fricking. Gosh, I can't believe it. You guys really come back in and meet our boss eat fricking late. Probably give you guys like something great. We walked.
01:09:45
Speaker
I mean, I mean we don't got a lot of shit, but I mean I'm sure he'd do some I don't know at least You should let him know who you are exactly. I mean if you're out here again He'll probably surely don't want to give us anything, but it would be nice if we were in like a Tight spot if you had a problem if you like go counter you guys that would be great. Oh Yeah, yeah, he'll freaking know you guys for sure great. Yeah
01:10:11
Speaker
uh... straight you're gonna come back immediately tell them uh... there's a cat lady uh... tall guy and uh... short guy in purple i mean you can night make a photo of us and show him well she had before my phone i can have other things to do right now okay cool
01:10:37
Speaker
I'll see I was taking a video. Sorry Yeah, whatever you want to do yeah, I'll do another one here good, okay, what should I roll? You run skilled sex for you
01:10:59
Speaker
Now make it look like like you're like You're a male model you roll the four four four four and three Work it. Well work it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Hey, let me get a picture of you there a little guy we're gonna show our boss Oh, he knows who you guys are. I will if you need every ever back out here need help. We'll give you some help
01:11:26
Speaker
If you take my fucking picture and send it to anybody without me meeting them first, I'll break your dick. You're gonna need one of the dicks outside the box we just pulled in. Oh, we didn't grab that. Your friend here was trying to say he wanted it, but we don't really need dicks. Hey, you better go grab those dicks right now. Oh, okay. Jim, go get the dicks. That's a quote and a half.
01:11:56
Speaker
All right, anything else you guys want to do before you get back in for the day?
01:12:02
Speaker
Jim, go get this. I'm surrounded by dicks. There's Jim Dick, Moheef is Dick, Jimmy Dick, Avery Dick. We're surrounded by dicks. Susan Dick. I need a dick. I need a dick now, please.
01:12:33
Speaker
I so needed this today guys. I'm glad he could provide you with a lot of talking dick.
01:12:45
Speaker
Yeah. So I just approached the fella and I'm just like, look, do you, why don't you just give us an address and we're in your name of your boss. And then when we're done doing our cleanup and I do diligence, we'll come and say hi, maybe, but, um, I'm not just going to come there, you know.
01:13:05
Speaker
But I do want the address of where these medical supplies are going. Because if they're going to another shady operation, we got more bombs where those ones in the building came from. And I won't hesitate to shove one clear up your eyes, all right? Yeah, no, fine, mate. There's no real worries. Listen, we're like, we're like, I don't know, like five miles down the highway, we're in the old town of Sierra Vista. Just go down there. That's where we're at.
01:13:35
Speaker
We all live. Wait, do you have a pencil? Could you write this down on this medical pad? I got a napkin and a pad of crayon. I said a crayon to the truck. Well, here, I got a medical pad, a doctor's pad. Just write it on
Borrowing a Crayon
01:13:54
Speaker
here. Give me that crayon, Jim. But don't lose it, because that's the only one I got.
Analog Methods vs. Digital
01:14:00
Speaker
So just take that, you know, that main road you came out of, out of town. Just go down there. Just draw it on the paper, man. Just draw it on the paper. Okay, here's... You know, you put all of those things on your phone.
01:14:10
Speaker
I'm not gonna go, hey, hey, hey, some things are better analog, okay? Yeah man, my phone, it's like, phone's barely working out
Victory Pose and Flexibility Humour
01:14:17
Speaker
here, dude. It's like, it's like, I'm not gonna, I'm at the show, um, this awesome picture you have right here where you're doing this frickin' like, you're doing this v- two, two v for victory pose you're doing, you're, I'm gonna have to wait to show, sovereign that when we get back to base. Yeah, please do. Yeah. Hey, hey, what's that one where you got your leg up over your head like that?
01:14:36
Speaker
You know, how'd you how'd you do that? It takes a lot of practice. I've been doing for that when I was a child. Oh yeah, I bet you snow could do that. I've seen cats get their legs all the way up. You know, I've seen cats can lick their own bums. OK, yeah, we're going to get. Thanks for all the help.
Farewell and Future Visit
01:14:57
Speaker
If there any, yes, stop by Sierra Vista ever next time you're out here. All right. All right. All right. To Lou Kangaroo.
01:15:04
Speaker
well later alligator what what nice guys
01:16:28
Speaker
Does it look good already?