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Best of: Godzilla vs King Ghidorah (Commentary Track)
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This is the best of our commentary on the film Godzilla vs King Ghidorah. Please watch the previous episode to listen to the full soundtrack!
Welcome to the very first ever Chatsunami watch along! In this episode, Satsunami is joined by lifelong friend Craigy C to discuss the cult classic Godzilla vs King Ghidorah! Why is there time travel? Who thought more monsters were a good idea? And what is even going on?!
Grab your snacks and enjoy this track alongside your viewing of the film Godzilla vs King Ghidorah! Alternatively, listen to the footage as is and watch as Satsunami slowly loses his mind!
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Transcript
Introduction and Guest Appearance
00:00:05
Speaker
Welcome to Chat Tsunami.
00:00:23
Speaker
I'm Satsanami, and joining me today is the person who has gotten me into this mess, has none other than the one and only, Craigie C. Oh hello, it's me, it's me, it's Craigie C.
Film Commentary Begins
00:00:36
Speaker
We've already started the film by the way, so if you're watching along with us, you better catch up. We've started the film by the way, so it's 20, 24 AD. 20, 24 AD? Yeah. Oh god.
00:00:52
Speaker
Oh god, I feel old! I've been hanging out like 2100 kids on the channel! 2100 are the best, take it away. I think that's... King... King-a-dah-dah-dah-dah. King... We haven't decided how to pronounce his name yet. It's Kingadora. Oh, thank you! I'll go back to anything you didn't do, buddy. 1992 AD. That was a you-good one. It was indeed, yeah. Thanks for making me feel good.
00:01:22
Speaker
You a fool? Oh no. That's the worst kind of a fool. Why do people just walk in front of the windows with their shirts off? I mean, if you looked like this guy, you would look at him. Yeah, to the girls. Fair, okay, okay. I retract my statement. Yeah, where did he pull the orders in? I read the newspaper reading. Oh, okay. Every 1992 newspaper had a cassache of orange juice.
00:01:52
Speaker
I saw a real live dinosaur. Good for you. Well, good for you. I wish I could read Japanese.
00:02:06
Speaker
I don't know if this is a protest or a celebration. I do love letting dub things where he's done all the things where he's like, you can be Japanese, right? Yeah, there's no like... Oh yeah, that was bad. Okay, that was... I'll take his word for that.
Godzilla Metaphor and Atomic Bomb Discussion
00:02:25
Speaker
My geography is not so good. It's like, I can name like the local council, but after that I'm kind of...
00:02:33
Speaker
Anything outside the Chatsunami studio is all a blur for me. When does Godzilla stop being a metaphor for the atom bomb when they keep popping up? Because I get the feeling that if more than once was, it's going to be a big deal.
00:02:51
Speaker
How do you make a meat in a big godzilla so boring? You think they would have like a diagram of the dinosaur? I watched Shin Godzilla or the newest Godzilla film and it's basically an episode with the thick of it with Godzilla in the background. It's really hard to explain.
00:03:06
Speaker
Oh, so she used a TV remote to activate the TV in their room from somewhere else, which I thought was pretty high tech tonight, so it's about Darth Vader choking people through the screen. I'm not being funny, but should she not be facing the other way to see this? She's not looking out, she's on a TV, maybe she's not looking out at the TV, it's not like a TV. She's not your grandpa. Did you say Yuki's grand? She's not.
00:03:42
Speaker
I want to
Time Travel and Language Jokes
00:03:50
Speaker
see Godzilla with a duel. Imagine the size of the cards.
00:04:04
Speaker
Did you bring it off for the class? I really brought it off for me. I know, good. I brought a popcorn. A stick. That's what happens when you try to take a sweet 7 into 92.
00:04:23
Speaker
Whoa! That is a mushroom I've ever saw. Did you get ripped off of a U.F. wood store? And I apologize to any niche subgenre fans here that are listening to U.F.
00:04:38
Speaker
Netflix.com slash Rolly Rich. But if you have got Rich, who I've written you a thumbs up, please write the chat to now. Yeah, please. I want you on. No, this is a legitimate thing. I want you on. I want to hear how you got your money. I love how the scientists are in the back going so short. Hey, Mum! I'm in a TV show. Or do I have in a movie? I know nothing about that. I've never seen one. Get out of here. When are we going to get to Godson?
00:05:08
Speaker
Godzilla blue balls away. The size of them Jesus Christ. This is the time I've been teased with a dinosaur. That's not Godzilla. And the fact that Godzilla's supposed to be like a represent- or not representation, but you know, like a metaphor. Are you snacking a bit of my ass? We come in peace.
Progressive Elements and Godzilla's Cultural Impact
00:05:31
Speaker
Ignore the giant cannon.
00:05:37
Speaker
That was what the dubbers had together and I was like, just so you know. Oh, that's CGI. Doctor Who. 2023 miles ahead. 6 hours? 6 hours? I don't know. I put snow play tape for three daughters. Three hologram daughters. I imagine. Couldn't be me.
00:06:05
Speaker
You know what's the thing? It's not a time machine, so it's a time machine! I do it all the time when you're like, it half falls into someone and you hear like one word and you're like, yay! It's a time machine! Now here's the thing, like, obviously they're from the future, so they're version of English or Japanese. Oh no, don't, don't, don't.
00:06:27
Speaker
You know, it's like someone from a couple of centuries ago coming to the 21st century being like, what is this term you call sus? What is this? Let's go. And dare I say, poverty. It's like, we're going to be here a while. Hello, people would say.
00:06:48
Speaker
future or that I'm going to be accepted. Okay I don't want to be offensive here but it's that's the first ginger protagonist of my godzamaphobe. It's like odd to be gingerist but it's very progressive for 1990. I mean before it was drop day for AIDS we have a problem how do we solve it you get rid of the problem oh yes very futuristic.
00:07:14
Speaker
very wise i always just thought they should just go back to caveman times and kill like the old terminator who just goes back to like that one fish crawling at a seed and like came and land that one time just talked to him it just stomps him that's the end of the entire franchise is he got a crop built oh no he's got a shark
00:07:35
Speaker
It's like skin colour. In our country we call them fucking terrifying. I know, and they're cute. Is that the only one that sucked all of your blood out? Is that what Japanese children were playing with in the 90s? Is that what they were asking for, for Christmas? I'm so scared. Listen, these are the pre-custod of Furby, mate, so... explains a lot. You know, there's bees, there's no fun there. There's opportunity.
00:08:07
Speaker
We're forced. We have to let him in. How long have we been going for this film? Cheat it and there's no Godzilla yet. Oh god. This is the biggest cinematic film. I'm just like Godzilla's coming, I swear. He's gonna show off now. Where do they get to the Godzilla factory?
00:08:39
Speaker
made us feel bad.
Technology vs Godzilla Debate
00:08:40
Speaker
Steven Spielberg's dad. Thank god so many movies made Steven Spielberg's dad tell him stories for aliens to make him make the movies. Okay so because I have to end the recording that's it. We really travelled in time. Oh so I'm being shot at. Holy shit. That's so realistic. It's just like my favourite game, Wars on 24.
00:09:08
Speaker
This is a kind of content. I do love how, you know, he's having that rousing speech and everything, but I'm not gonna lie, if I was in a cave and the ship bombed out on me, I think my words would be a little whisker even. More like, oh no. You know, why'd I go out? And that's why you would never be a great leader. Not in Japan.
00:09:31
Speaker
I don't think I can eat a lot anywhere! That booty! Oh my god! God's an awkward dick! God's gonna be chunky! Okay, I'm not being funny, but even the most resilient are dinosaurs who'd be able to tank an RPG! Or a bazooka, before we just, I mean... How do you know that? Like, does it just...? For a legal reasons, that's a joke!
00:10:00
Speaker
I've never shot a dinosaur on RPD! On camera. And that's why I can't go back to the museums in Germany. I can't go back to the museums in Germany. I can't go back to the museums in Germany. I can't go back to the museums in Germany. I can't go back to the museums in Germany. I can't go back to the museums in Germany. I can't go back to the museums in Germany. I can't go back to the museums in Germany. I can't go back to the museums in Germany. I can't go back to the museums in Germany.
00:10:20
Speaker
And then I came home. That's not what my wife's death notes to do. On my deathbed scene, I laid a good life. Nah. Sorry, is this like the Japanese version of the magic school bus? Japanese misfits. Do you know what I mean? Do you know what I mean? The magic school bus went right back to World War II. We turned to Spielberg, get down. You're trying to get so much to give to cinema. It's like, wow, is that Spielberg? Look at those dinosaurs, they're all in some kind of large park.
00:10:50
Speaker
Why would you go near it? You have gone. I never understand this.
Time Machine Errors and Historical Inaccuracies
00:10:54
Speaker
And you think like a monster's data that's like, let's go as close as possible. So is it accurate? He's going to dump him somewhere else. I don't think they care when he ends up. This is the best episode of Doctor Who I've ever seen. It's the highest budget episode of Doctor Who I've ever seen. You know, do you think the two guys in Teal, they saw one another and they're like, well, one of us has to go home and change. One of us has to go back in time and change.
00:11:21
Speaker
That sounds great. They've just dumped it in the ocean. Why? I'm sure I wouldn't get hit with a hand bump. This is where I don't like my dog whenever I'm talking to him. The timeline would be screwed if she got it. It's like here's how no one's seen the Beethoven's masterpiece. Oh, you have to get a dog eat it off.
00:11:48
Speaker
Why are they still driving in the background? You have been riled, you have been deceived, did I say? You have been baptized. It's like, you know when you're eight, isn't it? And you drive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's literally just been cut out and dragged across the screen. Oh my god, get her shirt off! Where did she get it?
00:12:15
Speaker
Great entrance though. Thank God for nuclear weapons. Exactly. We wouldn't have the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. We wouldn't have Godzilla. Daredevil. He's under the water right now. Is it playing Yu-Gi-Oh? Yeah. Please stand and explain Yu-Gi-Oh. My cards, they're all wet. Shouldn't have put them in card protectors. By dropping them in the ocean they just made another Godzilla because everyone's just so afraid of the atom radiation. There's another Amber.
00:12:42
Speaker
I just love it. He's so long. He doesn't really talk to me. Although I don't remember this much faffing with the camera. My jacket, no. Yes.
00:13:03
Speaker
Oh, that's so pretty. I was going to say, like, something... What is the term? Scuttled? Yeah, it's basically something I do think that's what they do. That's the thing. Oh, that's my subsets. Whoa. That was a weird zoom. I was like, the office, like... Yeah, they just look in the camera and they're like... Maybe that should have been the party.
00:13:30
Speaker
I feel like any planet involved a time machine is already plan C. So normally did they fuck up like me making Godzilla. They made him even bigger. I would like to apologize. It's a bit of a defense force for your opinion. I can see the royal theme. Where do we all this Jim? I just hate Japan. This guy in the right hand dress like every Irish day.
00:14:03
Speaker
get up cancel cancel i get up i like it because we don't know how to jump through that jesus christ was that real spark that sounds dangerous like i'm sitting in this mode okay
00:14:25
Speaker
We obey our Irish Open Lord. I didn't hear no bell. Sorry, this is what the Four Kents are doing. We're gonna give you the biggest hug ever. Stop tickling Godzilla, he's had enough. We're gonna send you to the Godzilla Run. Wow. Why did he explode when he had the watermelon? It's a bit of potassium. There's so many bananas, Godzilla leave me alone.
00:14:54
Speaker
You have no idea how painful it is to fly in the rain. Every time I catch fire. Not being funny here, but it seems like something you would put a lot more urgency into. I mean, I would be terrible in this situation. I would just be screaming down the mic going, run god damn you, run! There's a fucking... There's no gun in there! What the fuck were they doing?
00:15:20
Speaker
Sorry, your first plan was to ramen if you were suddenly into Godzilla. You don't blame me. What is wrong with you? This whole film's all about... This whole film's all about plan C. Godzilla, you just followed us and we got a bump. This is how you go, isn't it? It's meant to be my plan. No, we're doing the introducing of our monsters. Yes, another monster. What is wrong with these people?
00:15:58
Speaker
So yeah, to recap the float once again. We went back in time.
00:16:04
Speaker
He went back in 1991, got a bunch of, sold a bunch of scientists, went back into it again, killed Godzilla, left her own pets there, came back to the town. King Godilla was the man who killed somebody in Godzilla's second Godzilla. Godzilla, two, oh, two and a half, killed King Godilla. So now she's going, there's no one to kill Godzilla, so now she's going to the future to revive King Godilla to bring it back to kill him.
00:16:34
Speaker
Oh, so by the way, doesn't we plot whether she was his great-granddaughter or something? Great-great-great-granddaughter.
Final Thoughts and Audience Appreciation
00:16:41
Speaker
How are you going to explain this to people on the line? So you're telling me that this dog, King Godita, they robbed a new killer of suffering.
00:16:57
Speaker
I can't talk back! So what do you want to do? What am I going to do? I didn't have any time to talk! There are so many steps! They cannot take it! I didn't have any time to talk! I didn't have payment! I didn't have any time to run on the fucking road!
00:17:25
Speaker
This isn't even like a, why did the egos not take them to Mordor Sanadio? Because at least there's an explanation. What were the tanks doing? Oh god, he's got their pods in. Oh god, oh shit. Oh god, he's got his 1991 massive phone in there. He's got his Walkman in there. I know that this is one of them. They live in Japan without a Godzilla attack. Yeah, yeah.
00:17:59
Speaker
Is Godzilla having the flashback or is he having the... It's his Joker moment. What do you get when you stay in your office? You get what you deserve! You know, it's almost as if in the future they have technology to stop Godzilla without creating another giant monster. No, it's important, no. Could he just set a bomb back for the pool? They were like, no, no, we need to do this, right?
00:18:25
Speaker
No explanation, just a bomb appeared. What is wrong with you? Again, you think they could have just pacific rimmed it and just built a robot? Yeah, look at him, he's just standing there menacingly. Just another Saturday night in Glasgow City. My iTunes folks, I threw them with. Everything I go over to the other kaiju fighters in my house. There was foresight in Japan during the 1990s, just not a thing.
00:18:55
Speaker
At this point, yeah. Yeah. At this point, why not? I'm gonna have to take a rain check. Yes, time! The secret of world peace is... Don't go outside tomorrow. This is gonna be a... A what? Me with a fat fucking head.
00:19:19
Speaker
Thank you for joining us. Thank you so much. Take a seat. Thanks for doing your first watch along. Yeah, that was actually really good. Yeah, we've got to do that again sometime. As always guys, thank you so much for joining us and if you want to hear more of our Godzilla takes, go check that out on podepage.com forward slash Chatsunami or if you want to check us out in your apps, check us out on Spotify,
00:19:46
Speaker
iTunes or any good app there. So yeah, check us out and we'll see you next time. As always, stay safe, stay awesome and stay as hydrated as God so much. Because he is at the bottom of the ocean. Bye guys.