Spider-man: Brand New Day

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Brand New Gay: Hello, you are listening to the all-new Anti-Fanboy podcast for the week of August 10th, 2026. It's hot in here, guys. I got a messy room.

Brand New Gay: More on that later, guys. Super important. But with me, probably in an equally messy room, Chris Galanti.

IGOTTADUMP: You know what? Why don't you go fuck yourself? My room is not messy.

Brand New Gay: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: It's cluttery. It's not messy.

Brand New Gay: All right, I'm going to go with a stinky room, Steve O'Deary.

Steve-O: Why don't you fish your own butthole?

Brand New Gay: Okay, okay. And, um you know, some have said they have seen ah war crimes that look better than the room of one John Suarez.

peter privilege: Oh, man. Yeah, my room is a fucking mess right now, to be honest.

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: How many bags of Fritos do you got just hanging around?

peter privilege: Yeah, I'm glad you asked.

Steve-O: but

peter privilege: Because, you know what?

IGOTTADUMP: okay

peter privilege: I'll take a live picture right now, Chris.

IGOTTADUMP: yeah

peter privilege: Holy shit, dog.

Brand New Gay: Oh,

IGOTTADUMP: It was a stab in the dark, baby.

Steve-O: Damn.

peter privilege: Damn, how did you even know, dude?

Brand New Gay: hell yeah!

IGOTTADUMP: it was a stab in the dark.

Brand New Gay: Man, does that hurt your heart? That he just stabbed you like that?

Steve-O: He clocked you.

peter privilege: Not really, but, like, look, right to my...

IGOTTADUMP: Do you have a bunch of different flavors?

peter privilege: Right next to my computer...

Brand New Gay: Hell yeah.

Steve-O: Wow.

peter privilege: I got a bag of Fritos and a bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos just in case get hungry.

Brand New Gay: Hell yeah. hell yeah

IGOTTADUMP: good.

peter privilege: And fucking Chris read chris read right read right through me there.

IGOTTADUMP: I know you are.

Steve-O: Chris Redfield over here.

IGOTTADUMP: know who you are.

Brand New Gay: Yeah. Red Frito, dude. He got you.

Steve-O: Red Frito. Chris Red Frito.

IGOTTADUMP: i knew it wasn't regular Fritos either.

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

Steve-O: You knew was the chili cheese?

IGOTTADUMP: i No, I didn't know it was chili cheese, but I, I, John wouldn't get regular Fritos.

peter privilege: I'm a huge Fritos like fiend.

Brand New Gay: You are. you are. Your Frito's nut.

IGOTTADUMP: I'm a flavor twist.

peter privilege: I like Fritos...

IGOTTADUMP: I'm a flavor twist man.

Brand New Gay: Okay.

peter privilege: Flavor twists are very good.

IGOTTADUMP: so

peter privilege: You know what I've been rocking at work lately? Because it's the only good thing in our vending machine. Party mix. And I'm like, dude, ah i i was like i I was like, I actually love party mix.

Brand New Gay: Okay.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, I'm a party mix guy.

Steve-O: Oh.

peter privilege: I forgot.

Steve-O: Are you talking about that like Uttz brand party mix?

peter privilege: Yes, dude. The ones that usually come in like a bucket.

Steve-O: Dude. I legit will buy that specifically when I see those bags.

peter privilege: Like.

peter privilege: Dude. Yeah, dude.

Steve-O: But the bucket, the bucket is so good.

IGOTTADUMP: You can drink that too.

peter privilege: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I drink my chips.

Brand New Gay: Whoa. All right.

IGOTTADUMP: well how Devin, don't scoff at that.

Brand New Gay: All right.

peter privilege: I drink my chips.

Steve-O: Yeah.

peter privilege: No, no, Devin, chill. Devin, this is a classy like establishment here. like You don't want to get your fingers off.

Brand New Gay: I know you bring, there's some professionalism that has been brought to this.

Steve-O: Yeah.

peter privilege: Yeah, we got to bring got to bring professionalism to the organization.

IGOTTADUMP: Devin, they're drinkable snacks, okay?

peter privilege: Yeah, because you don't want to get your hands off crusty, you know?

IGOTTADUMP: Everybody knows what that is, right?

IGOTTADUMP: Like M&M's, you can drink out of the bag.

Brand New Gay: So you you're just saying like enough to, yeah, to just shuffle it.

Steve-O: mini M&Ms especially.

Brand New Gay: Like,

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, yeah, where you don't have to actually interact with the candy or chip.

peter privilege: Yeah, yeah.

Brand New Gay: All right.

peter privilege: Where it's an actual choking hazard or like could be a choking hazard, you know?

IGOTTADUMP: You just dump it down your skull like a duck.

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: And you just...

Brand New Gay: i got ah I got brutalized during lunch today because I've been trying to bring in lunch a lot more ah because I have that that thing called a wedding coming up, so I'm trying to save as much money as possible.

IGOTTADUMP: o

Brand New Gay: And I got this Costco...

peter privilege: ah yeah You don't want to spend $50 at Chipotle every day, Devin?

Brand New Gay: like

Brand New Gay: Yeah, i know. Yeah.

peter privilege: yeah

Brand New Gay: Now, trust me.

Steve-O: ah

Brand New Gay: You know what's close to me? a Chipotle and a Honeygrove, both obscenely expensive places.

peter privilege: ah Oh, God. Yeah, Honeygrove so good, though.

Brand New Gay: It is good, but it but it's like $23 feels like a steal.

Steve-O: Yeah, Honeygur is very good.

peter privilege: It's good.

Brand New Gay: You know what I mean? It's like, oh, that was a cheap that was a cheap one.

peter privilege: yeah, yeah.

Brand New Gay: But um no, so I got like these like garlic noodle things. I'm kind of like in a ramen cup, right? And it's like one of those fill it with water, microwave it for five minutes, put the oil and the flakes and the powder in and and you're good.

Steve-O: OK.

Steve-O: Mm-hmm.

Brand New Gay: So i I must have because I had it once before and i was like, oh, yeah, it's pretty good. It's little garlicky, but whatever. I did not appreciate the intensity of the garlic because the lunchroom is a fairly decent sized room with two doors that are closed. I had three people come in within a span about five minutes going, what is that smell?

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, boy.

Steve-O: They are stinky.

Brand New Gay: Oh, dude, dude, I could smell that through.

peter privilege: Nice.

IGOTTADUMP: Thank you, Devin.

Brand New Gay: oh my God, it's intense in here. It smells good though.

peter privilege: Ew!

Brand New Gay: And they all said that, oh, it smells really good though.

IGOTTADUMP: Thank you, Devin.

Brand New Gay: I'm like, you know what? I'm just never going eat this here again.

Steve-O: They're flavorful. they They have a scent.

Brand New Gay: Yeah. And it's, it's, it's intense, but I was just like, I got pseudo shamed out of it.

peter privilege: Smells like an olive garden in here. What the fuck, Evan?

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: here

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

Steve-O: Yeah, Devin!

Brand New Gay: But, uh,

IGOTTADUMP: I stick to a sandwich, but I've been loaded up with the with the veggies from a garden.

Brand New Gay: oh Oh.

IGOTTADUMP: Like tomatoes and some cucumbers and basil.

Brand New Gay: Nice.

IGOTTADUMP: I've been throwing that in there.

Steve-O: Good old basil.

IGOTTADUMP: Some cheese, some mozzarella cheese. Sometimes I make myself a little like ah what a Caprese salad sandwich.

peter privilege: Make myself a zen. Woo!

Steve-O: That sounds delightful.

peter privilege: Make myself a zen sandwich. You know what saying?

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

peter privilege: Just fucking eat that shit.

Brand New Gay: i don't think you're supposed to swallow that stuff. Nah, it's fine.

peter privilege: Nah, dude. It's fine, man.

IGOTTADUMP: i don't I don't order food, though.

Brand New Gay: Nah, dog.

peter privilege: It's fine. It's fine.

IGOTTADUMP: is It's exorbitantly expensive. What do you

Steve-O: Oh, it's impossibly expensive.

Brand New Gay: My thing, though, is like I love to exit the building, and that's the excuse to exit the building.

IGOTTADUMP: do? you do

Brand New Gay: And i have not been...

IGOTTADUMP: I eat my car a lot. I eat my car a lot.

Brand New Gay: now I need to be...

peter privilege: That's sad, Chris. Will you try to get away?

Brand New Gay: Dude, actually, I'll be honest. Eating in the car is more depressing than eating at your desk, I think.

IGOTTADUMP: like What are you talking about? I'm watching Dune Part 2. What?

Brand New Gay: No, just go...

Steve-O: Oh.

IGOTTADUMP: true

Brand New Gay: Ew, dude. Like, Chris Nolan wanted you to, even though it's not Chris Nolan's movie.

IGOTTADUMP: yeah Yeah.

Brand New Gay: um Yeah, no, so my office is ah is a shithole right now um because Jenny trash picked a weird shelf thing that's really just kind of somebody's art project.

Brand New Gay: And she's like, this is better than anything you have in your office, so we're going to replace it all.

Steve-O: Whoa.

Brand New Gay: which is Which is like...

peter privilege: a

Brand New Gay: And it's not like...

peter privilege: Wait, is it for your Warhammer figures? And if so, did you paint them yet?

Brand New Gay: She's like...

peter privilege: Are you done painting them yet?

Brand New Gay: ah ah So, no, no, I've been very, very, I'm very behind on all of that.

Steve-O: Show us. Send us a picture.

Brand New Gay: Trust me.

IGOTTADUMP: You are.

Brand New Gay: But I'll send you a picture of the of the the monstrosity here.

Steve-O: Yeah, I want to see the shelf monster.

Brand New Gay: But she basically she basically was like, this is better than anything you have, and we're going to replace everything with it.

peter privilege: Time's ticking.

Brand New Gay: Now, the picture here is not like the final resting place for where it's going to be. But it's like one of those things where she's like, okay, this is going to replace like three shelves. And I don't agree with her in the sense of like, I don't think it's going to hold as much stuff as you think it is.

Brand New Gay: But as a result, we're going to like kind of reorganize the entire room. So everything is kind of like in that messy, shitty place where nothing's in order and just kind of everywhere. And it's definitely going to get worse before it gets better. But I ran out of time to clean it all. So I'm like, okay.

Brand New Gay: But it's sad that she's like, Hey, that bookshelf that you have with all your comics and Warhammer stuff that looks like shit compared to this thing. And, uh, I don't, I just posted it it's cinder blocks and boards.

peter privilege: Show it.

Steve-O: This is just cinder blocks.

Brand New Gay: And she's like, look, it's an art installation. And I was like,

peter privilege: What do they call it? Steve, it's eclectic. Steve.

Steve-O: It's, yeah, it's eclectic.

Brand New Gay: yeah, I think I would call it ugly.

Steve-O: it's ah It's industrial chic.

Brand New Gay: ah

Brand New Gay: Yeah. It's like if if every wall was brick, this would also fit in really well.

peter privilege: How did she get that to the house.

Brand New Gay: So she has a truck. And ah she has meat to lift the things.

peter privilege: Does it disassemble?

Brand New Gay: yeah Yeah, yeah, No, it's literally just loose boards. And then the cinder blocks just kind of stack on top of it.

peter privilege: i wouldn't trust i wouldn't trust I wouldn't trust that thing with my Warhammer figures.

Brand New Gay: I know, trust me. I'm like, ah okay. and i And she was really adamant that it goes on one wall. And I was like, that's not going to work. And then I...

peter privilege: You should, um Devin, you should, just to get back at her. And again, i'm not trying to add toxicity of your relationship.

Steve-O: Get back.

Brand New Gay: i should just i just I should just leave her at the altar. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

peter privilege: But those look like those look like different color cinder blocks, right?

Brand New Gay: Yeah, they're green and white.

peter privilege: Yeah, just randomize them.

Brand New Gay: I think that would bug me because I'd be in here more.

peter privilege: Nah, dude. Nah, dude.

Steve-O: Can we talk about your old timey Schwinn exercise bike?

peter privilege: you know

Brand New Gay: Yeah, it's Jenny's.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, when you hitting that? When are you hitting that?

Brand New Gay: That's Jenny's.

IGOTTADUMP: She hits that?

peter privilege: Vintage.

Brand New Gay: Dude, I hit it too on the weekends when I'm when I'm like, especially, um you know, feeling good.

IGOTTADUMP: That thing still works? Wow.

Brand New Gay: I'm like, oh, let me get on the bike.

peter privilege: that's what That's when...

Steve-O: yeah a It's probably not seated for you.

peter privilege: Chris, that's when Peloton used to be good, and now it's just not good anymore.

Brand New Gay: yeah Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Brand New Gay: You know, the issue with this, though, is, is um it it breaks my tailbone, dude.

peter privilege: Alright?

Brand New Gay: Like ah my ass is killing me when I'm

peter privilege: Well, looks like you got...

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

peter privilege: Yeah, it looks like you modded it with like an aftermarket like cushioned bike seat, right?

Brand New Gay: I don't know. Yeah, the way she had it.

IGOTTADUMP: there's very few like eats There's very few bike that help me.

Steve-O: Got to raise that up.

Brand New Gay: Yeah. Yeah. ah You know what?

IGOTTADUMP: I really do.

Brand New Gay: Actually, I didn't tell you this. A bit of a humble brag, but I'm going on a mud run next weekend.

IGOTTADUMP: Whoa! Running the mud!

Steve-O: Oh, getting muddy.

peter privilege: Ooh.

IGOTTADUMP: So who is the president in this scenario and who are the mud men?

Brand New Gay: You know, that's why I don't tell you guys things. That's why I don't. Because it's, ah you know, it's confidential.

IGOTTADUMP: Is this Dave?

Brand New Gay: Secret.

IGOTTADUMP: Dave Kostel?

Brand New Gay: You know, need to know basis, you know?

IGOTTADUMP: see Is he going to be the the the president?

Brand New Gay: You know what the problem, though, is? Is, like, I am dealing with an odd amount of hip pain because I'm old, I guess.

peter privilege: Mm.

IGOTTADUMP: laughter

Brand New Gay: Like, I don't really know.

peter privilege: I don't know, Chris, this sounds like, because Chris and I played football in high school, this sounds like a lot like, you know, being a pussy before training camp starts.

IGOTTADUMP: laughter

Brand New Gay: yeah, yeah.

peter privilege: like you're automat Like, you're already like in the mindset of, like, oh, you know, my ankle kind of hurts.

Brand New Gay: No, no, like... me

Steve-O: You're ready to pull something.

Brand New Gay: Oh, no, no, trust me.

peter privilege: I gotta go see the trainer, Chris, to get wrapped up.

Brand New Gay: I'm going with... I'm going with... a so i'm going

peter privilege: I can't run the gassers with you before before practice starts, so.

Brand New Gay: you got I got turf toe. You got to understand. um No, so I'm going with Jenny and ah her sister-in-law, which means like we're just we're walking, right? It's not going to be an intense thing.

Brand New Gay: But like this fucking pain... Dude, like I literally can't sleep on my side. like If I'm laying on my side too long, like my thigh starts to ache.

IGOTTADUMP: What did you do? Have you been working out?

Brand New Gay: I don't know what I did, dude. But like if I... I don't know. It's like, I'm like, is this what hip dysplasia feels like?

peter privilege: sounds like a sounds like um Sounds like a mental thing to me.

Brand New Gay: No, it's very physical.

peter privilege: just got lock in.

IGOTTADUMP: is what my dogs usually get.

Brand New Gay: but not But like, so when I stand up, I literally have to like almost round out my leg just so it like feels better.

peter privilege: You got lock in, Devin.

Brand New Gay: And ah it sucks. And I'm like, oh, fuck, that's in a week. This is going to be great. Like, I can't wait to to be covered in mud.

Steve-O: Take it gets slow. Take it easy. That way you don't like pull anything.

IGOTTADUMP: yeah just for Just Professor Exit.

Brand New Gay: it will a It was a fun idea four weeks ago when I didn't look at the calendar.

Steve-O: but

Brand New Gay: And then I was like, oh, no.

Steve-O: Oh, wait.

Brand New Gay: Oh.

Steve-O: I have to do that now.

Brand New Gay: Oh, God. Well, you know, i to be fair, it was ah it was before I booked it before I i got, ah you know, I started my new place, um which which I made some some decisions that definitely bit me in the ass before that.

Steve-O: That's fair.

Brand New Gay: So one of them was, ah chris Chris and I, so Boarding, Galani, and i ah you're you're in it.

IGOTTADUMP: Don't pull me into this.

Brand New Gay: You're literally in it.

Steve-O: CC. cc

Brand New Gay: ah We ordered Spider-Man tickets like two months prior. Completely forgot about it until like the day of.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I totally did.

Brand New Gay: And then i saw 10.30 p.m. show on a Thursday. And I got home at like 2 a.m.

Steve-O: if

peter privilege: Oh, wait, that was your first day?

Brand New Gay: And I was like, no, it was like my first full week.

peter privilege: That was like your first day?

Brand New Gay: And I was like, shh.

peter privilege: Oh, shit, dude.

Brand New Gay: And I came in. I was like, dude, I'm fucking fried. like i'm I'm here. But please don't.

peter privilege: And you had to watch a fucking, any you had to watch a mid-fucking movie, too, which is crazy.

Brand New Gay: How dare you?

Steve-O: yeah I mean, the

Brand New Gay: It's not me. It's quite good.

IGOTTADUMP: It's bad.

Brand New Gay: It's not Spider-Man 2.

IGOTTADUMP: All

Brand New Gay: But it's not the GOAT.

IGOTTADUMP: all the all of them are bad. Let's just be real.

Brand New Gay: Oh, God. not See, this what talking about. can't fucking work with you. can't fucking work with this guy.

peter privilege: Why?

Steve-O: people, ah they're very forgiving now of movies.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, they are.

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: You're absolutely right. Especially when there are popular IPs involved. and

Steve-O: Yeah. Yeah.

Brand New Gay: Well, you know what's interesting?

IGOTTADUMP: I don't think there's a more popular IP.

peter privilege: Can we stop the whole like people that made the movie like thanking the audience before the movie starts?

Brand New Gay: Oh, no, that that i am I am over that.

peter privilege: like I just want to watch the movie, dude.

Steve-O: You stole. Yeah. Yeah.

Brand New Gay: I am so over. I think I bitched about it. I was like, I'm at the movie. You don't stop it.

IGOTTADUMP: technically speaking Technically speaking, and I like this, i I know I do pay per month, but I got this ticket for free.

peter privilege: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: So he was thanking me for just for free.

Steve-O: you stole

peter privilege: No, but they – no, no, but chris Chris, there's a whole section dedicated to the AMC Stubbs stakeholders, and they already thanked you before that, you know?

Brand New Gay: Ooh.

Brand New Gay: Yeah, no, no, no, no.

IGOTTADUMP: I know.

Steve-O: yeah

Brand New Gay: So, so wait, so.

IGOTTADUMP: I know.

peter privilege: That was Tom Holland thanking all the fucking – the AMC Schlubs members with that don't have the Stubbs memberships.

IGOTTADUMP: I know.

Brand New Gay: Yeah, so, well, actually, John, I didn't tell you this. So I actually, Steve, I don't think I told you this either. So I had a a lovely moment of superiority. Yeah.

Brand New Gay: when we got there. So we get there.

Steve-O: Yeah.

Brand New Gay: And earlier in the day, I just went on to like log on to like check what seats we had. And the website literally had me in like a 10 minute, like log in line, like a queue. Like that's, yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: I remember this. i remember what you said, too.

Brand New Gay: So it was jammed up. Yeah. The, the websites can't cause everybody was going to buy Spider-Man tickets. So We get there, or I get there, I should say, and it's completely packed. like it's the All the lines are basically out the door. And I'm in the Stubbs line.

Brand New Gay: And I'm looking, and I'm going, there's no fucking way. There's no fucking way all these people are Stubbs members. And they have people they have employees going like, hey, are you a Stubbs member? And they're like yeah.

Brand New Gay: her And I'm like, this fucking weird.

peter privilege: Where's your card?

Brand New Gay: I almost went over to the other line because it was technically a little bit shorter.

IGOTTADUMP: Well, ah you you you screamed loudly. Someone get these beggars out of here.

Brand New Gay: Yeah, I said, somebody get these triggers out of here. That's right. Yes, exactly. So the wonderful moment was a manager took it upon herself to just basically yell at everyone say, listen, if this is for Stubbs members, if you come up here and you don't have one, we're sending you to the back of the other line.

peter privilege: Damn.

Brand New Gay: And then all of a sudden, dude, I'm not even kidding. Like 20 to 30 people just evaporated in front of me.

peter privilege: parted the Red Sea like Moses.

Brand New Gay: Dude, i like my wife came out and I thanked her. I was like, thank you so much. I really appreciate you saying that.

Steve-O: Oh, thank you for all this.

peter privilege: Oh, thank you, yeah.

Brand New Gay: I really appreciate you saying that. Because this is why paid. You know, it's like when somebody goes into your Costco and they get kicked out and you're like, get out of my store, you poor.

peter privilege: This is white. Ugh, yeah.

Steve-O: Into your hospital? Is that what you said?

Brand New Gay: Not your Costco. you know You're going to Costco.

Steve-O: Oh, Costco.

peter privilege: You're a hospital.

Brand New Gay: Get out of here. pay for this.

peter privilege: Ugh.

Brand New Gay: You don't.

Steve-O: They let you in?

IGOTTADUMP: Not one of us.

Steve-O: They don't let you in the Costco.

Brand New Gay: No, no, no. was saying when they get turned away, you're like, get out of here.

Steve-O: Oh, yeah.

Brand New Gay: You don't deserve to be in here. And that's how I felt in my line. And I was like, you don't deserve to be in my line.

Steve-O: Could you say, like, what if I want to sign up?

Brand New Gay: No, no. Because like not only... Nah, fuck that.

peter privilege: See, if this was Best Buy, they'd be like, well well, you know what?

Brand New Gay: Do that on the app.

peter privilege: We'll let you sign up and sign up for the AMC Stubbs credit card, too, and you can stay in your line.

Brand New Gay: Yeah. and then and then' And then they're just eating up 40 minutes of your time.

Steve-O: Oh.

Brand New Gay: And you're like I'm just here to make a return.

peter privilege: Yeah.

Brand New Gay: um No, but dude, it was so nice. that just They finally... Somebody finally put the fucking hammer down. And I was like, yes, please.

peter privilege: Yeah.

Brand New Gay: i literally pay for this service. Like, get these people out of here.

Steve-O: you don't You don't get to see much like authority figures actually like wielding their authority much anymore.

Brand New Gay: Oh, my God. Yeah, and at a movie theater, especially at a movie theater.

peter privilege: Wait, which which which theater was it?

Brand New Gay: Cherry Hill.

IGOTTADUMP: They

Brand New Gay: Cherry Hill.

peter privilege: Wow.

Brand New Gay: Yeah, dude, it was nice. I was like, get out of here. i was like talking shit with the guy in front of me. who would did not want to be involved in it, but I was just so amped up that this was happening.

Steve-O: but

peter privilege: You were like, hell yeah.

Brand New Gay: was like, literally, I was like, are there yeah, it's about time.

Steve-O: Hell yeah, brother. Hell yeah, brother.

peter privilege: Hell yeah. Hell yeah. no yeah

Brand New Gay: It's about time. It's about time close these borders.

peter privilege: All right. It's about the same time.

Brand New Gay: Come on.

IGOTTADUMP: should build a wall around the sub

Brand New Gay: that day Yeah.

peter privilege: It's about damn time.

Brand New Gay: i was Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: That's personally, and that's what I think.

Brand New Gay: I think I'd get...

peter privilege: It's about time we built this wall.

Brand New Gay: That adrenaline rush hike I got from that, i was like, I think I get it. I get why people...

IGOTTADUMP: should You should have...

peter privilege: I think I what it means to be ah to be a white supremacist.

Steve-O: I understand how Nicole Kidman feels now.

Brand New Gay: I get why people...

peter privilege: I get why people are white supremacists all the time.

Brand New Gay: Yeah, I was like, get out of my line. You should have been bored in this line.

peter privilege: Don't drink out of my... Don't drink from my water fountain.

Brand New Gay: Yeah, get out of here.

peter privilege: That's not yours.

Steve-O: Jesus Christ.

Brand New Gay: That being said...

IGOTTADUMP: I'm a Stubb defender, okay?

Brand New Gay: ah

peter privilege: Kevin's like, I get it now.

Brand New Gay: yeah

IGOTTADUMP: We're Stubb, guys.

peter privilege: All right.

IGOTTADUMP: We're Stubb.

Brand New Gay: Yeah, yeah.

peter privilege: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: All right?

Brand New Gay: and christ Oh, and not not to be that guy, but I'll be that guy.

IGOTTADUMP: Relax.

Brand New Gay: So not only did I just, i get ah you know, I got to witness that. I get up there and all my shit's weighed because it's like July. It's my birthday month. So I get like a free popcorn, and a free drink.

Brand New Gay: And just everything was free, free, free, free. I spent like six bucks. i was like, yeah, that's right. I'm a fucking elite dude.

Steve-O: That's delightful. That's nice.

Brand New Gay: Stomped away with all my shit, sat down and watched a very good Spider-Man movie.

peter privilege: Must be nice.

Steve-O: that was the movie.

Brand New Gay: Was it the best Spider-Man movie?

IGOTTADUMP: Eh.

Brand New Gay: No, but it was very good.

IGOTTADUMP: Eh. Eh.

Brand New Gay: Yeah. Yeah. That's what I got to deal with. I got to go. The guy who's never liked a single old thing.

peter privilege: Wait, Devin, you're like a few days removed it from it. and Did you really like it more than Way Home?

Brand New Gay: i don't I don't know, man. It's like weird because so my experience with No Way Home and this were both opening night full theater and the theater experience makes the movie, right? It makes that that that my experience, right? It's like everybody's reacting to everything. Everybody's amped up. They're catching all the references. they're They're overreacting sometimes to something, but it's good it's part of the experience, right?

IGOTTADUMP: me

Brand New Gay: And it's

IGOTTADUMP: the big It was a big cloying at times.

Brand New Gay: Oh, come on. Stop it. So it's it was great in ah no No Way Home, and it was great here.

IGOTTADUMP: was.

Steve-O: Yeah.

Brand New Gay: um I think I like No Way Home a bit better. But, dude, like I think this movie is a better movie.

Brand New Gay: But, you know, it's like it's hard to sit it's hard to like look back on my experience in No Way Home and not be like, this is fucking amazing.

peter privilege: It's hard to watch the peak of what a Mary Sue could be in a movie. And like, And it like just completely blow your um you know all your expectations out of the water even more so.

peter privilege: And cry about it, too, at the same time.

Brand New Gay: Was he Mary Sue in that Spider-Man in No Way Home?

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. Yeah.

peter privilege: and no ah ah

Brand New Gay: In No Way Home.

IGOTTADUMP: In no way, um...

Brand New Gay: I don't think he's a Mary Sue in that.

IGOTTADUMP: you Well, he is inventing all the cures for all of his villains by himself.

peter privilege: That is true.

Steve-O: He does do that. Yeah.

peter privilege: He does do that.

Brand New Gay: Well, yeah, but he's also doing that with the other Spider-Men.

IGOTTADUMP: So he's

peter privilege: Mm-hmm.

IGOTTADUMP: It is true.

Brand New Gay: You know what I mean?

IGOTTADUMP: They're all kind of working together, but they're all Mary Sues the end of the day.

Steve-O: Well, no, I mean, like they don't even show up until later on.

Brand New Gay: Oh, wait, Chris, are you saying that the character Spider-Man in the movie Spider-Man is really smart and good at things?

IGOTTADUMP: Well, you know, that is actually why I like those movies.

peter privilege: There's a difference between... yeah Yeah, there's a difference between you know being good at like being smart and stuff and just having the fucking solution to every single problem ah that you're faced with.

IGOTTADUMP: Because he's not.

Steve-O: This Spider-Man couldn't even make his own suit. How the fuck is he going to make formulas to cure Dr. Octopus and Green Goblin?

Brand New Gay: No, no, he he makes his suit via 3D printer in this one, Steve.

peter privilege: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Now he's heard the criticism.

Steve-O: Oh, 3D printer. Yeah.

Brand New Gay: if

peter privilege: It's like a multi-polymer like industrial.

IGOTTADUMP: He's heard the criticisms. he's heard the criticisms

peter privilege: And not only that, get this, Steve, this isn't a um this isn't a spoiler either. But when he runs out of room for all of his amazing technology that that he just has, he buys a bigger apartment.

peter privilege: And it's fucking crazy in New York City.

Steve-O: Oh, that thing that Peter Parker can always do and is loved for his money.

Brand New Gay: Well...

Brand New Gay: Well, to be fair, to be fair it's not a it's like a bigger place, but it's like a shittier place because it's the it's the run-down attic, you know?

peter privilege: Yeah.

peter privilege: It's like they give them it's like he's It's like he's Bruce Wayne, but without... like you know

Steve-O: Well, that's because his sugar daddy left him all his sunglasses. Iron Man.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, that's how it works.

Brand New Gay: Yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah i listen, and I will say, as ah as a minor, minor spoiler, it is telling that they don't

Steve-O: Yeah. Hmm.

IGOTTADUMP: Got in with Tone. Tone Stark.

Brand New Gay: They don't like even reference that he's poor or like how he does half the things. Like, it's just like, oh, he's smart.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. Yeah, that's conveniently left out.

Brand New Gay: And and listen, I will say, i will say the headcanon that you can say is like, all right, the MCU you earth is just vastly more technologically, you know, evolved just as a result of everything that's happened.

peter privilege: I don't know, dude.

IGOTTADUMP: ah

Brand New Gay: So, okay but like, no, no, no, no.

IGOTTADUMP: Ah!

peter privilege: I don't know.

Steve-O: Dude, are you kidding me?

peter privilege: i think that's I don't think that's about

Steve-O: Are you kidding me? This universe just got back half of its population. They would not know what the fuck to do.

Brand New Gay: Just batting up, Steve. Where are you, bro? That's like seven movies ago. That's old news.

Steve-O: No, because that was like a five-year jump.

Brand New Gay: That's old news, kt Steve.

Steve-O: Yeah, but that that was the future back then, and that's current day now.

Brand New Gay: No, no. Current day, your brain current day was still like four years ago. Anyway, the the point is, the point is, is...

Steve-O: Hold on hold on. Let me get to the bottom of this.

Brand New Gay: That's the headcanon, and that's a pretty big fucking stretch that he's just like... He lives in this apartment, has like all this... He has a fucking AI, 3D...

peter privilege: Steve, Steve, he drives a, Steve, he drives a Cybertruck in this movie.

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

peter privilege: I'm

IGOTTADUMP: I think there's a lot of contrivances

Steve-O: Jesus Christ.

Brand New Gay: He calls it the spider.

Steve-O: Jesus Christ.

Brand New Gay: He calls it the spider musk mobile.

peter privilege: just kidding. He doesn't, he doesn't drive a Cybertruck, but like that's the one thing he didn't have is a fucking Cybertruck.

Brand New Gay: Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Steve-O: but

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

Brand New Gay: Yeah. um Yeah, so it is like one of those things where you're like, this is pretty goofy that and they're not even trying to explain it.

IGOTTADUMP: in this movie to make things happen. there's a lot of there's a lot of there's a lot of contrivances in this

Brand New Gay: Yeah, but it's also like, we're they're trying to tell a story.

IGOTTADUMP: to make things happen

Brand New Gay: And I like the story.

peter privilege: No, but don't know.

Brand New Gay: The story is good.

peter privilege: This is the same. This is literally the same.

Steve-O: Good story.

peter privilege: This is the same universe, the same exact city that Matt Murdock, this Daredevil's in.

Brand New Gay: Really good. Yeah.

peter privilege: And, you know, that dude gets fucking shit on. So it's like, I don't know, man, because usually you have an argument on who's got it worse. Right. I mean, we've we've had debates about this in the past.

Brand New Gay: yeah Tom Holland, tom hollins he's he's fairly well off, oddly. you know Because even when he's buying, he buys flowers and stuff for Aunt May. And I'm like, where does he get this money? yeah I thought he was like broke.

Brand New Gay: Nah, nah, nah.

peter privilege: Yeah.

Brand New Gay: He just stays six to himself.

Steve-O: even He doesn't work for the paper.

Brand New Gay: No, doesn't.

peter privilege: He doesn't do anything.

Brand New Gay: No, that that's the thing. they they There is no attempt at even trying to explain where he gets his money from. Which is like, alright. But like, if you're going to let that ruin your movie, I don't know.

peter privilege: Has

Brand New Gay: like

Steve-O: What they should do is explain it by saying he is a an I show speed style streamer where he is doing like fucking sick backflips over cars and

IGOTTADUMP: No, no, no, no.

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: I will tell you this.

Brand New Gay: or Or just selling his spider feet on a

peter privilege: No, well, they have this.

IGOTTADUMP: This movie...

peter privilege: Well, they had the best... I mean, like, they had they had the best... Like, yeah like he could have just been a fucking, you know, fucking food delivery guy. But, like, used his powers to do it.

Brand New Gay: No, yeah. no i Literally, literally i was like, are they goingnna is he going to be like red a Grubhub driver?

Steve-O: Yeah, that would make sense for a bum.

peter privilege: And he would have made a lot of money.

peter privilege: They could have done that. They could have done that.

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: This movie feels a little like it's just exhausted with a lot of the things that make Peter Parker, Peter Parker.

peter privilege: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: And they're like, you fucking get it. Just here's the thing. And i' a listen, i it's it's just, it's kind of soft.

Brand New Gay: <unk> I don't know about that because it does... it does it's the meanest It's the meanest of this Tom Holland Peter that it's ever been.

IGOTTADUMP: It gets the sad down.

Brand New Gay: like This is the meanest... a Tom Holland Spider-Man movie has ever been to Peter Parker.

peter privilege: I don't know about that.

Brand New Gay: You know what?

peter privilege: They killed fucking Aunt May in the... so A villain from another universe?

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

peter privilege: Oh, wait. Are you talking about this movie specifically? Or...

Brand New Gay: This movie specifically, like the meanest things happen to him than in any other Tom Holland movie.

peter privilege: i don't know, dude. A villain from a different a different...

IGOTTADUMP: Doesn't everybody love him, though?

peter privilege: A different villain from a different multiverse that's somewhat connected to him killed Aunt May in front of him in No Way Home.

Brand New Gay: Yeah. Awful, right?

IGOTTADUMP: felt like that was more of a tragedy.

Brand New Gay: this This stuff that happens to Peter in this felt more like the Sam Rainey Spider-Man stuff.

peter privilege: Well, no, this one is definitely homage and like it's definitely Spider-Man coded, I guess, but it's not...

IGOTTADUMP: I guess.

Brand New Gay: Like, where where he's just he's just getting beaten up, right?

Brand New Gay: I'm saying not beaten up, like like emotionally beaten up, right?

IGOTTADUMP: It just doesn't have the style or the

peter privilege: But it's not the same it's not the same, though, because that that's...

IGOTTADUMP: I don't know what to say, man.

peter privilege: spider Toby's toby' Spider-Man in Spider-Man 2 actually had real, like, actual real-world issues that he had to deal with.

IGOTTADUMP: It's missing that. It's missing the spark.

Brand New Gay: that That guy lived, but yeah.

Steve-O: You're

Brand New Gay: That guy lived like shit, yeah. And bad things happening.

peter privilege: Like, he had real fucking...

Steve-O: right. Although the apartment the apartment they had was really nice. But he also shared that apartment with a rich kid.

peter privilege: and And on top of that, his best friend was porking his girl too the whole time. Just saying.

Steve-O: Dude.

Brand New Gay: Porkin? Wait. Wait, are we talking about Toby?

Steve-O: Now we're talking about Green Gobby.

peter privilege: Yeah, I'm talking about Green...

Brand New Gay: Oh.

Steve-O: Junior. I'm sorry. Green Goblin Junior.

peter privilege: Yeah. Yeah, his best friend was porking his girl.

Brand New Gay: Harry was never Porkin Mary Jane, dude. are talking about?

Steve-O: Nah, dude, come on. That scene where he's like, the pie's so good.

Brand New Gay: yeah I don't, I can't.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. i

peter privilege: Weren't they dating? Oh, in the first one they did.

Brand New Gay: In the very first one, yeah.

peter privilege: r Yeah, in this one he lost out to fucking super astronaut NASA nasa guy.

Steve-O: In the first one. in this Yeah, the the James Jones Jameson Jr.

Brand New Gay: Yeah, yeah.

peter privilege: Oh, God.

Brand New Gay: and then And then she, yeah.

peter privilege: You know what? It's way worse. It's way worse for Toby. I don't care.

Brand New Gay: No, Toby has the worst of it, 100%. No debate.

peter privilege: No, and not only that, Devin, not only that, but this Toby was also going to school and trying to do it the right way instead of just being gifted all of these amazing, you know, Mary Sue shit where he already knows how to do everything.

IGOTTADUMP: Also, I will say that Spider-Man 2 had a really well-crafted villain that you saw turn into the villain and terrorize him throughout the movie.

IGOTTADUMP: You saw what he was like before he was a villain, which was even more tragic.

peter privilege: And the redemption too. Right.

IGOTTADUMP: There was a huge redemption at the end.

Brand New Gay: and

IGOTTADUMP: like that That really works in Spider-Man 2.

peter privilege: Right.

Brand New Gay: not good I mean, listen, I don't know why you're trying to convince me Spider-Man 2 is really great.

IGOTTADUMP: yeah

Brand New Gay: i Obviously, it's really great.

IGOTTADUMP: You're right. I'm just kind of, I guess, Devin, you're right.

Brand New Gay: literally like, yeah, this movie's good. And you're like, yeah, but Doc Ock and Spider-Man 2 from 2007 is really good, too.

IGOTTADUMP: Devin, um i' muting you as I'm using you as as a scapegoat for for a lot of reviews that I've read.

peter privilege: No, but like I told...

Brand New Gay: Yeah, get it. i get it. Yeah.

peter privilege: ah But but ah Chris, I was telling Devin this yesterday. Like, you know, everybody was saying, like oh, bring the tissues. Bring the tissues. a brand new day.

Brand New Gay: that's ah Yeah, that's weird.

peter privilege: It's so emotional.

Brand New Gay: That's a weird one.

peter privilege: But it wasn't like... There was nothing like... you know the the There was nothing like the ah the scene where fucking... Well, a couple of them were... The one where... you know, Aunt May is telling him to, you know, in a way that she knows that he's Spider-Man, he needs to come back.

IGOTTADUMP: Did you see that post on Twitter where the guy's like, I started crying during the new Spider-Man and somebody whispered to his wife, I forgot people took this these movies seriously.

peter privilege: Like, that's very emotional.

Brand New Gay: I call

peter privilege: No, but, like, there's nothing there's nothing emotional in this one, really, in my opinion.

Steve-O: but

peter privilege: Like,

IGOTTADUMP: i was I agree.

Brand New Gay: i i call Cap. That's Cap.

IGOTTADUMP: I think there was one really wonderful scene with Zendaya on the rooftop.

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: that that I felt something flutter in my chest. But I wouldn't say...

peter privilege: ahs cause That's just because you want to see her naked, Chris.

IGOTTADUMP: She's a better actor.

peter privilege: That fluttering was in your dick, not in your chest.

Brand New Gay: Okay. Oh, and you know what?

IGOTTADUMP: She's a better actor than he

Brand New Gay: ah You know what? Again, um no spoiler, but Steve, you will be happy to learn that you have lost the mantle of ah someone who got too scared of the movie and ran out at the end of the movie.

Steve-O: Okay, I'm listening.

Steve-O: Yes.

Brand New Gay: Because we're watching the film. ah it's It's like the the shit's going down, right? Like shit is happening. And Chris just gets up and then like lunges under the bar, like the metal bar that's, kind of you know, sometimes there's that metal bar in front of your seats.

Steve-O: Yeah.

Brand New Gay: Lunges under and rushes out like he's afraid of what's going to happen to Spider-Man.

Steve-O: You had to shit too.

IGOTTADUMP: bad. It was hurting me.

Brand New Gay: And he just can't handle it. And he just darts away.

Steve-O: That's so fair. You know what That's so fair.

Brand New Gay: i was like, you're fucking kidding me.

Steve-O: That's so fair.

peter privilege: What was the deal what was the deal with that, Chris? what

IGOTTADUMP: to be so bad

Brand New Gay: okay

IGOTTADUMP: thirty

Brand New Gay: It's a long movie. This movie is pretty long. It's pretty long.

IGOTTADUMP: It was hurting me on the inside. And I didn't want to like run through everybody because it was a pretty pivotal scene.

Brand New Gay: It's like...

Brand New Gay: It was. It was like...

IGOTTADUMP: So I decided to dash too far.

Steve-O: You know what? I'm in full support of this, especially during Spider-Man brand new day.

IGOTTADUMP: I figured people were more into it than I was, so I don't want to i don't want to ruin their enjoyment.

Brand New Gay: Chris took the bullet for his own bladder.

Steve-O: Yeah, you're you're being nice.

Brand New Gay: He's like...

Steve-O: You're being... Look, all these...

Brand New Gay: so So that's why I can't take Chris seriously because I'm like, you didn't see the whole movie. So, uh,

Steve-O: All these scenes and stuff, they all sound fun.

IGOTTADUMP: yeah

Steve-O: They sound very popcorn-y. ah None of them will ever be as good or as memorable as the scene where Aunt May is praying and then Green Goblin blows the line.

peter privilege: Oh, yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: FINISH IT!

peter privilege: Awesome.

Steve-O: Finish it! Forces her to finish praying!

peter privilege: Dude, yo, fucking Will Defoe's Green Goblin is absolutely unhinged.

Brand New Gay: it is it is

peter privilege: He's unhinged.

Steve-O: Onage!

peter privilege: He fucking licks the blood that drips on the floor just because doesn't give a fuck.

Brand New Gay: a really fun side effect of this movie. And I don't think it even happened as much with far No Way Home. But it was like all the Raimi movies are getting, well, one and two.

Brand New Gay: They're getting like extra glaze. And they're talking about Green Goblin.

peter privilege: because people are saying that it's better.

Brand New Gay: i guess i mean I was like, yeah, this is really this is a really good one.

IGOTTADUMP: they're stylistically they're just it's just huge it's and it takes a lot of chances it does and know if it's a good way either

Brand New Gay: I really like this one.

Brand New Gay: no you know this This one looked the most like the video game. and Not in a bad way. like The way you move, the combat. No, I don't know. I don't this i don't agree with that.

Brand New Gay: i think the I think this had the best action sequences.

IGOTTADUMP: i feel like i've seen everything on this screen

peter privilege: You're going to hate me, Devin, but I really actually... do like the Amazing Spider-Man, like, combat scenes.

Brand New Gay: Yeah, you're a piece of shit.

peter privilege: A lot.

Brand New Gay: That's why. You're a bad fucking person.

Steve-O: I mean, that Amazing Spider-Man 2 suit is good.

Brand New Gay: That's why.

peter privilege: It's cool! It's cool seeing them

Steve-O: It's visually good.

Brand New Gay: What's cool?

peter privilege: And it's...

Brand New Gay: What is cool about any of that?

peter privilege: Because he, like, crawls on on the dude. Like, he looks like a spider. It's cool.

IGOTTADUMP: Devin, I'm going watch clips from Brand New Day.

peter privilege: And the transition in... Was it Amazing Spider-Man 2?

Brand New Gay: No, yeah, yeah. that that so It's so sick when he fights a Electro and in a you know in fucking...

peter privilege: no, but the the the opening sequence... The opening sequence...

Brand New Gay: You're a bad fucking... You're a bad person, dude. I don't know what else.

peter privilege: yeah The opening sequence in Amazing Spider-Man 2 is pretty fucking sick when he's just in free fall transitions the logo onto through his back.

Brand New Gay: Listen, hey, broken clock, broken clock.

peter privilege: I'm

Brand New Gay: I get it. Yeah. You know, it's just it's just's when the it's just when the other 99.5% of the movie happens that it falls apart.

Steve-O: It's a good costume.

peter privilege: just saying.

Brand New Gay: That's all.

peter privilege: No, plus the fucking... Dude, come on, dude.

Brand New Gay: Yeah, dude, remember this that sick scene in the first one where all the cranes go and they let them fucking...

peter privilege: The scene...

IGOTTADUMP: the American flags.

Steve-O: Oh, yeah, dude.

IGOTTADUMP: Get out

Brand New Gay: Yeah, all the action in that movie is so good, dude.

peter privilege: no but but No, what about the scene with the little kid where the little kid's dressed as Spider-Man and he's like standing there and he's just like, yeah, my God, you're lying.

IGOTTADUMP: of my way, Kate. I'm a rhino.

Steve-O: And he's about to get charged by the rhino.

Brand New Gay: Oh, yeah. and a By Paul Giamatti with that fucking skull tattoo.

Steve-O: Yeah.

Brand New Gay: Yeah, dude.

IGOTTADUMP: ah hey it a marrihino

Steve-O: Yeah.

Brand New Gay: man And they don't even show it. Oh, that's so sick, dude. Yeah, I love i love every sequence in that fucking trash can.

Steve-O: you

peter privilege: Damn it, come on, dude.

Steve-O: You remember when the eels fix a Electra's teeth? That was a scene.

peter privilege: Damn

Brand New Gay: Yeah. Yeah, dude, get out of here, man.

IGOTTADUMP: you remember you remember that Electro song?

peter privilege: it. and why

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, man.

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

Steve-O: how can I forget?

peter privilege: Yo, Devin, why you gotta be like Kendrick Lamar hater on Amazing Spider-Man?

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, the Electro song.

Steve-O: yeah

Brand New Gay: i did Yeah, dude, man.

peter privilege: Why you hate it so much?

Brand New Gay: Listen, you know you know what?

peter privilege: Why can't you just find the good things? Well, you know what? Chris, you know what? If he's going to let that ruin the movie for him, then don't know how to help him.

Brand New Gay: What do you mean that?

IGOTTADUMP: yeah

peter privilege: All right?

Brand New Gay: What do you mean that?

peter privilege: All right?

Brand New Gay: that what What is that?

peter privilege: All right?

IGOTTADUMP: small It's a small nitpick.

Brand New Gay: The entire movie?

peter privilege: Okay. All right. Whatever, man.

IGOTTADUMP: It's a small nitpick.

Brand New Gay: You said that.

peter privilege: Yo, I'm sorry. Yo, checkmate.

IGOTTADUMP: Small, lot small nitpick.

peter privilege: Checkmate, Devin.

Brand New Gay: That.

peter privilege: I got him.

Brand New Gay: I'll let that ruin in the movie.

peter privilege: Guys, I got him.

Brand New Gay: Yeah. Which one's that again?

peter privilege: I got him, guys.

Brand New Gay: All of it?

peter privilege: that

Brand New Gay: The action, the acting, the sequence, the pacing, the story, the plot?

peter privilege: yeah I got him, guys. I got him. I got him, guys.

Brand New Gay: yeah fuck yeah You know, I'll say this.

peter privilege: got him.

Steve-O: Thank you. Thank you.

peter privilege: Headshot.

Brand New Gay: I'll say this. No, listen. I'll say one nice thing. I really liked ah ah the

peter privilege: really liked Emma Stone's butt.

Brand New Gay: the gwen stacy the Gwen Stacy death scene.

peter privilege: That's what you were gonna say

IGOTTADUMP: e

Brand New Gay: If you take all of it out and you take that sequence, it's it's a pretty good it's pretty good.

IGOTTADUMP: That's hard. That's hard break.

Brand New Gay: It's well done.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

peter privilege: going to That more emotion than all of Brand New Day.

Brand New Gay: But also, it kind of gets ruined when the spider the spider web turns into a hand and tries to grab her, and that kind of fucking sucks, too. So I take it back. The movie's fucking garbage.

IGOTTADUMP: All right.

Steve-O: Hey, ah if if if i if I may, Devin, I've seen things in this house I've never spoke of.

Brand New Gay: Garbage, dude.

peter privilege: Shakespeare.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, Jesus.

Steve-O: The night your father died, i i i c cleaned his wound.

Brand New Gay: What? Excuse me?

IGOTTADUMP: Oh.

Brand New Gay: Oh.

Steve-O: The blade that pierced his body, it came from his glider.

Brand New Gay: Oh.

IGOTTADUMP: It's Bernard.

Brand New Gay: yeah

Steve-O: I know you're trying to defend your father's honor, but there's no question that he died by his own hand.

Brand New Gay: Do you remember when we rewatched The Night Burner?

IGOTTADUMP: Shut the fuck up, Bernard.

Steve-O: I...

peter privilege: Shakespeare. shakespeare

Brand New Gay: Remember when we rewatched that and we were all like, yo, is this movie actually fucking good? And then it immediately falls off a cliff.

Steve-O: We got to the halfway point and we were like, oh no, this movie's shit.

Brand New Gay: and Like, I was like, shit, this is fun.

Steve-O: This movie's so bad.

Brand New Gay: It's cool. It's it's no, nevermind. This movie is fucking dog shit.

Steve-O: Yeah.

Brand New Gay: Yeah. Yeah.

Steve-O: But we were riding that high.

IGOTTADUMP: Bernard didn't it wasn't Bernard's fault

Brand New Gay: You know what? There's not a there's not an objectively there's not um an objectively terrible Tom Holland Spider-Man movie.

Steve-O: Bernard made that movie.

Brand New Gay: And there's not.

Steve-O: I think Far From Home...

IGOTTADUMP: Far from home Far from home It's bad

peter privilege: um From Home is not great. It's not great.

Brand New Gay: No, no, no. Listen, that's forgettable. It's not awful, dude. like It's not Spider-Man 3. It's not Amazing 1 or 2. Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: They took Spider-Man out of New York and people were okay with it for some reason.

Brand New Gay: and

IGOTTADUMP: It's stupid.

Steve-O: Yeah, European Spider-Man? click Come on. What is this?

Brand New Gay: No, listen, listen.

IGOTTADUMP: Stupid.

Brand New Gay: It's the most forgettable one. i'll ill I gave it a kill upon rewatch.

peter privilege: best the best Spider-Man...

Brand New Gay: It's not a kill with impunity, ah like three or...

peter privilege: The best MCU Spider-Man movie is Civil War. I'll die i'll die by that grace.

IGOTTADUMP: ah Get him.

peter privilege: Alright?

Steve-O: There you go

Brand New Gay: Hey, hey, no.

peter privilege: at least At least they don't try to hide the carrying that the other characters use down.

Brand New Gay: That's a really good one.

Steve-O: go. Mm-hmm.

Brand New Gay: That's a really good one. So I'm not going to... The point is... is um This movie is quite good. It's enjoyable. I think the bits that work really work.

Brand New Gay: I think you could ding it for it kind of being like, well, what exactly happens? And you're like, I don't know.

IGOTTADUMP: a predictable villain, a Mary Sue main character.

Brand New Gay: not a lot but when it's there but when it's there it works right and it's all the pieces work and they're all serviceable to above serviceable um and it's a i i view it a it's an official for me it's an official good sit official good sit

Steve-O: Oh, official good set.

peter privilege: Chris.

Steve-O: Okay.

peter privilege: Chris, we need to, ah Chris, we gotta we gotta make a billion. So let's put Hulk in the movie. Alright?

IGOTTADUMP: yeah oh wait wait no no we gotta have Punisher cracking jokes too cause people thinking they're gonna love that they're goingnna hear I was not charmed I was not charmed by it

peter privilege: Because we gotta break a billion.

Steve-O: Okay.

peter privilege: We gotta break a billion dollars.

peter privilege: Yeah. That's horse shit! That's horse shit, Spidey!

Brand New Gay: You didn't tell me you didn't like any of that. you That was great. I love that stuff. I loved the Frank and.

peter privilege: i like i like I like the Punisher stuff. But also, man, yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: that was not my thing

peter privilege: I wish, ah you know,

Brand New Gay: Well, he wasn't he wasn't sobbing the entire time.

IGOTTADUMP: I mean I would have preferred it or him just going on a massive killing you see that Kobe Bryant gif where he says soft that's my review

Brand New Gay: Yeah, yeah.

peter privilege: kill He didn't actually kill anyone, though. He didn't shank anybody in this.

Brand New Gay: That's like that's half the that's half of it, right? It's.

Steve-O: Yeah, I know that one.

peter privilege: Yeah, no, no. here here's the better Here's a better one, guys. You know how the how there's the the rule where Batman doesn't kill and he shouldn't ever kill? Well, Punisher kills. And when he doesn't kill, it's kind of like, you know, why is he even in the movie?

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, what are you doing?

peter privilege: Yeah.

Steve-O: That's his thing. He's the guy who kills.

IGOTTADUMP: What are we doing here?

peter privilege: Yeah. goes both it goes both ways.

Steve-O: it would be like a Spider-Man movie where he didn't web swing or wall crawl.

Brand New Gay: No, but like but that's so...

peter privilege: They could have let him kill somebody.

Brand New Gay: Come on, man. it's you read in every fucking comic book, dude, in every comic book where Spider-Man teams up with a Deadpool or a Frank Castle or even a Wolverine, and he's like, don't fucking kill anybody.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, no. Green Goblin has escaped again. Taxi. Taxi.

Brand New Gay: And they're like, you're such a pussy. And then they just shoot him in the knee. like it's it's That is well-treaded territory, dude.

peter privilege: He's just a pussy red.

Steve-O: It's documented. It's documented. You're saying, okay, that's fair.

Brand New Gay: Let's document it. Easily.

IGOTTADUMP: I don't have to like it.

Brand New Gay: I'm just saying like...

Steve-O: Look.

peter privilege: Uh, that's not true. That's not true, Devin. Cause remember me and Chris got into a big fight about that civil war issue where Punisher just shows up and just fucking like schlings two dudes.

IGOTTADUMP: murders everybody. That's

peter privilege: Yeah. He shanks two dudes.

Steve-O: He kills two of the villains.

peter privilege: And I was like, this is kind of fucking crazy.

IGOTTADUMP: the poetry.

peter privilege: And me and Chris got into fight about it.

Brand New Gay: And Chris was like, you didn't go far enough.

peter privilege: And, and you know what?

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

peter privilege: Punisher did kill there.

Steve-O: Wait, no.

IGOTTADUMP: for

Steve-O: Hold on.

peter privilege: And,

Steve-O: i I do believe that fight was over.

Brand New Gay: Yeah, and that's a different

Steve-O: ah What was the um the book with the kids?

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, the slavers?

Steve-O: No.

Brand New Gay: no wait are you talking about the initiative

peter privilege: Runaways. You're talking about Runaways?

Steve-O: Runaways. i thought that was Runaways when Punisher showed up. We got an afraid about it.

IGOTTADUMP: and you get

Brand New Gay: no no we all agreed we all agreed that that was awful that was an awful we were all excited because joss whedon was going to write frank castle and no dude that's yeah 100 it was silver war yeah

Steve-O: Okay, that was an agreement.

IGOTTADUMP: No, I think he's right. think it was the war.

peter privilege: That's one of the worst things I've ever seen.

Steve-O: Okay, okay. It was Civil War.

IGOTTADUMP: Because that's what that book did to me.

Steve-O: All right.

Brand New Gay: No, but that's not even that's not like, oh, they team up and go on an adventure. That's Frank Castle shows up and then just murders people and then they all beat the shit out of them.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, that's pretty much all it would go.

Brand New Gay: You know, like that's that's a normal reaction to somebody who just blows people in the face. ah

Steve-O: Blows people in the face.

Brand New Gay: Yeah, blows them away.

peter privilege: Yeah,

Brand New Gay: Oh my God.

Steve-O: but

IGOTTADUMP: going to give this the lightest of fucks.

Brand New Gay: my God. Yeah.

peter privilege: yeah it's definitely a fuck for me.

IGOTTADUMP: I think it had really good performances, but...

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

peter privilege: it should have had It should have been brand new day, and we should have been able to not.

IGOTTADUMP: don't know. um i'm um

Brand New Gay: There was a lot of nude.

IGOTTADUMP: It's very contrived.

Brand New Gay: There was a lot.

IGOTTADUMP: There was a lot of contrived bits to it to make it

Brand New Gay: You know, I'll say it better than The Odyssey.

IGOTTADUMP: nice and cute

Brand New Gay: It's not true. We can't. I can't. I can't.

peter privilege: I didn't see it.

IGOTTADUMP: who

peter privilege: Don't say anything. Don't spoil the Odyssey for me

Brand New Gay: Don't spoil it.

Steve-O: Don't spoil the oldest story in existence.

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

peter privilege: yeah

IGOTTADUMP: Someone get these booters out of here.

peter privilege: don't spoil it. did get the green light from Sam that could just watch it if I want to.

Brand New Gay: Nice.

Steve-O: Okay. Hell yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: John.

Brand New Gay: Are you going to try King of Prussia?

IGOTTADUMP: john

Brand New Gay: you going to...

peter privilege: I don't know, dude.

Brand New Gay: 70 millimeter.

Steve-O: Dude, if you 70 millimeter it, then you have technically beaten us all.

peter privilege: beat Devin?

Brand New Gay: So our other friend, Chris, our other friend, Chris is like, I might see a 2 a.m.

peter privilege: Shit.

Brand New Gay: show like a Saturday day in this.

IGOTTADUMP: yeah

peter privilege: But is's in ah isn't it all Spider-Man at IMAX now?

Brand New Gay: na No, no, no, dude, they still, got they still, they still, they still, yeah, I think they took a little bit away from the Odyssey, but there's still a ton of Odyssey.

Steve-O: They extended the Odyssey stuff.

IGOTTADUMP: John, what what was your review of Spider-Man? Brand new day.

peter privilege: What fuck?

Brand New Gay: What the fuck?

IGOTTADUMP: The light buck.

Steve-O: Oh, but hold on. John Suarez review where there's only two.

peter privilege: Oh, it's zero stars.

Steve-O: the zero stars.

peter privilege: if unar

IGOTTADUMP: Thumbs down.

Brand New Gay: Yeah, yeah. it'

peter privilege: Yeah, on Letterboxd, zero stars.

IGOTTADUMP: The Earth is ours.

peter privilege: Yeah, sorry.

Brand New Gay: My God. Yeah, that hurts. Fair.

peter privilege: Yeah, the IMAX near, the one IMAX near my work is is just Spider-Man.

Brand New Gay: Oh, really? ah Yeah, yeah. So, um... No, that's really fucking good.

peter privilege: I'll just see it. i'll just i'll just I'll just see it on my phone. I'll just watch on my phone.

Brand New Gay: Just watch it on your phone, dude.

Steve-O: Watch it. Yeah, just just watch it in your phone while watching another movie in a theater.

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: No, it should be done.

Brand New Gay: yeah, it's, it's, I'd say the Odyssey, a hot take worth seeing, I think. Don't, look don't sue me.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh.

Brand New Gay: Don't sue me. I think it's pretty good.

IGOTTADUMP: Nah. Moving images are terrifying. Don't don't see it.

Brand New Gay: yeah No, no, you know I read that lady's review who wrote the Odyssey, and she hated it, so...

IGOTTADUMP: She wrote the Odyssey?

Brand New Gay: Yeah, all right.

IGOTTADUMP: Wait, hold on.

Brand New Gay: You not hear about this lady?

IGOTTADUMP: Devin, I think going have to push back a little bit.

Brand New Gay: You not hear about this lady? She wrote it, she said.

Steve-O: Well, she did an interpretation of it or an adaptation of it.

Brand New Gay: She said...

Brand New Gay: Nah, nah, nah. She wrote and she said...

IGOTTADUMP: Devin.

Steve-O: But then another another person who adapted the Odyssey wrote a scathing review about her review.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh,

Brand New Gay: Oh, man.

peter privilege: Mmm.

IGOTTADUMP: nice.

Brand New Gay: Oh, wait, is that true? does it get It gets even deeper.

Steve-O: Yeah, there's there's there's Odyssey writer wars happening.

Brand New Gay: I'm going to say that's that's Chris Nolan's burner. There's no way.

Steve-O: Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Brand New Gay: That's got to be Chris Nolan's burner, dude.

IGOTTADUMP: I think Nolan did take liberties, but it turned out for the best.

Brand New Gay: He made liberties to make up good movie. Sorry.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, right. So, ask fuck it, lady.

Brand New Gay: listen.

Brand New Gay: I think Tenet is like the one of the biggest wastes of time and money that you could ever put on screen. But the dude knows how to make a fucking movie.

IGOTTADUMP: This is legit.

Brand New Gay: You know?

IGOTTADUMP: This is legit.

Brand New Gay: Yeah, The Odyssey is legit.

Steve-O: Movie guy knows how to make movies.

IGOTTADUMP: It's good.

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: It is the best movie out right now.

Steve-O: Let me see what's in theaters.

Brand New Gay: Somebody didn't see The Last House on Netflix, I guess.

IGOTTADUMP: In In the theaters.

IGOTTADUMP: You're right!

Brand New Gay: I saw It was pretty good.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, okay, never mind.

Brand New Gay: pretty good

Steve-O: Ooh, Paw Patrol, the Dino movie.

peter privilege: Oh, I started watching um Beef, the first season of Beef.

IGOTTADUMP: Hold on. Pull back.

Steve-O: Beef.

Brand New Gay: Is it?

peter privilege: And I'm i am really into it.

Steve-O: How's beef? Beef.

peter privilege: I really like it a lot.

Brand New Gay: I've... You know what's frustrating? Is I've watched the pilot... the pile I've watched the first episode of Beef twice and gone, this really good. And then I just never continued watching it.

peter privilege: Dude, it gets... i mean like I think I'm like halfway through. it

Brand New Gay: I don't know why.

peter privilege: it gets It gets crazy, though.

Brand New Gay: There's no reason.

peter privilege: It's so good.

Brand New Gay: Yeah. ah

peter privilege: Steven Yeun is a he's a good actor.

Steve-O: sit on Steven Young's excellent excellent Netflix okay

peter privilege: It's on Netflix.

IGOTTADUMP: on Netflix fucking Oscar Isaacs in it

Brand New Gay: Yeah. It's a Netflix. No, but ah yeah. Yeah. um I did see the...

peter privilege: And I want to watch the second season because Carrie Mulligan's in it and some other people. Oscar Isaac.

Brand New Gay: Yeah. The second season gives me...

peter privilege: Oh, dude, it's the fucking Drive Reunion. Reunion? driver reun

Brand New Gay: The second season gives me... It's like White Lotus vibes. You know? I'm like, is this like just going to be like their version of White Lotus? Netflix White Lotus?

IGOTTADUMP: can't beat that Sam Rockwell monologue though that's like the bait

Brand New Gay: That's a tough one. That's a tough one.

IGOTTADUMP: You're never, no one's ever going to be the ever in television history.

Brand New Gay: But, ah yeah. No, no, I did see, ah I watched The Last House because people wouldn't shut up about it. And, no, that's The Last House on Oak Street or something like that.

peter privilege: What is The Last House about?

Steve-O: Is that the dinosaur movie?

Steve-O: okay. Okay.

Brand New Gay: and So The Last House, yeah, ah no.

peter privilege: oh Greta Lee directed this?

Brand New Gay: No.

peter privilege: That's the Past Lives girl? Or she's just in it?

Brand New Gay: She's in it. um Lewis, the guy who did ah the Transporter movies and the Incredible Hulk ah directed this, I think.

peter privilege: Evan, this has a 27 on Rotten Tomatoes.

Brand New Gay: Yes, I know. And that's crazy.

peter privilege: That bad?

Brand New Gay: No, because it's it's so much better than a 27. Like, I was mad when I saw that. i was like, that's crazy. I don't know where they're getting that from outside from... i do think...

Brand New Gay: one could open the door to saying that there is a bias against Netflix movies from critics. Not to say it's not somewhat earned.

IGOTTADUMP: The Last House is not a serious movie.

Brand New Gay: Dude, it's, it's, uh, I read, ah I read a, a little, a little blurb and I don't 100% agree with it, but I don't, I definitely see where they're coming from. There's, they're saying, oh, this is the best Spielberg movie that Spielberg never made.

peter privilege: Oh, what, did they not watch Project Hail Mary? That's what everyone was saying about that.

Brand New Gay: I don't know if that's Spielberg. i don't I don't really see Spielberg.

peter privilege: I thought it was very Spielberg-ian.

Brand New Gay: Really?

Steve-O: you know i could see I could see some Spielbergian touches.

peter privilege: Yeah.

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

Steve-O: Absolutely.

IGOTTADUMP: You big!

peter privilege: Yeah.

Steve-O: Spielbergian touches.

Brand New Gay: yes she turned So, yeah, the last house, the the real short sell of it is um the the the pitch is essentially a storm hits and it locks everybody inside.

Brand New Gay: like Like they cannot get out of their house. And from there, you know, it's like, we don't know why we're just stuck, like just literally. And it rains at like certain intervals of the day.

Brand New Gay: And, you know, this family kind of at one point learns to like reconnect. And there iss kind of joy to be found. There's also really, really sad, you know, realizations that happen.

Brand New Gay: And, you know, it goes on for much longer than you think. And then it's like, oh, wow, it's kind of interesting to see how this family survives despite being stuck inside of a house for, you know, an extremely long time. And then it kind of turns into a little bit of a, like a monster Cthulhu ish type movie, which isn't altogether awful. is But it's obviously like the, what really grabs you is the other stuff. But I'm not, dude, I don't know. I dug it. i was like, this is, this is a good sit.

IGOTTADUMP: So you're talking about The Mist, right?

Brand New Gay: No, I'm talking about the better movie, The Last House.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh. Oh, oh.

Brand New Gay: ah Man, i you know what?

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, I see.

Brand New Gay: It's been a minute since I've seen The the Mist. I don't know if The Mist is actually all that good.

Steve-O: Oh, the mist is great. Fuck you.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, you're so he eat my butt.

Brand New Gay: No, no, no, no, no.

Steve-O: You got you got on this diatribe riding on fucking John's dick, slandering a Amazing Spider-Man 2, and now you come to my house?

Brand New Gay: No, no, You know what?

IGOTTADUMP: Eat my butt. I

IGOTTADUMP: watched, I remember, but.

Brand New Gay: oh don't you fuck it look your tell you Don't you fucking tell me that you can't say that about me. I'm telling you right now.

Steve-O: Oh, it rained outside, so we're stuck in a house now.

Brand New Gay: I'm telling you right now.

IGOTTADUMP: ah right

Brand New Gay: Oh, it's really cloudy and everything. No one remembers 90% of the movie except the end and also the deleted ending that no one actually saw.

IGOTTADUMP: ah what

Brand New Gay: That's the movie.

IGOTTADUMP: um remote

Steve-O: You know what?

Brand New Gay: The movie is the ending.

Steve-O: You know what? You know what?

Brand New Gay: we're out steve no Steve, I challenge you.

Steve-O: You. You. All

Brand New Gay: I challenge you right What happens in the first half of the movie?

Steve-O: all right, so the family, it basically you find out that this guy paints posters for movies and then he's talking to his wife and they're like hey can you go to the store and pick up some groceries so he does and then the fog fucking rolls in the myth oh there is an angry neighbor you're right you're right you're right yeah but hold on like we're not talking about the scenes where there's like there's like a whole thing where like this like overly religious lady is like don't go out there and she's right everything she says is correct

Brand New Gay: Uh-huh.

Brand New Gay: Yeah. And they're locked into the grocery store.

IGOTTADUMP: Well, Steve, you forgot about the angry neighbor. Because he was like, why is this tree on my lawn?

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, dude, that's great.

Brand New Gay: Oh, everything very contrived, very contrived. Um,

IGOTTADUMP: Shut the fuck up, Devin.

Brand New Gay: Very contrived.

Steve-O: you know what You know what, Devin?

IGOTTADUMP: Suck my dick.

Brand New Gay: yeah

Steve-O: you are coming at You are coming at me like you are.

IGOTTADUMP: Suck my fucking

Brand New Gay: and

Steve-O: Ted Lasso season three.

Brand New Gay: I never...

IGOTTADUMP: dick.

Brand New Gay: First of all, I did not know that you were such a staunch mist offender. ah

Steve-O: I like the mist. The mist is good.

Brand New Gay: i Listen, i like the mist too, but I would argue that no one ever talks about anything anything except for the ending of that movie.

IGOTTADUMP: I like The fact that people are still talking about the ending of that movie should tell you something.

Brand New Gay: It's the last 30 seconds, and it's a great ending.

IGOTTADUMP: No, no, but I mean, people remember the movie at all.

Steve-O: Yay.

Brand New Gay: It's a great ending. People don't remember anything about that movie except for the last five minutes.

IGOTTADUMP: I do. I remember a lot of it. I like it quite a bit.

Steve-O: I remembered that he was a painter of posters.

Brand New Gay: That that is that is a bit concerning that you remember that. I didn't remember.

IGOTTADUMP: i remember, i can i can tell you the entire detail the plot. i know I remember that movie, Devin, because it's good it's a good fucking movie.

Brand New Gay: Yeah. really

Steve-O: It's a good movie.

Brand New Gay: Yeah. The Last House was a good movie.

IGOTTADUMP: it's not ah It's not a fucking Netflix slot movie, all right?

Brand New Gay: See, that's that's what I'm talking about.

IGOTTADUMP: That's a good movie.

Brand New Gay: That's what I'm talking about. There's a bias. There's 100% a bias for me.

IGOTTADUMP: I'm sorry, but the what way you described it, it sounded a lot like The Mist. It sounded almost exactly like it. And that, to me, makes me not want to watch it.

Brand New Gay: ah It's better than The Mist. It's been a very long time since I've seen The Mist.

IGOTTADUMP: No. I already described it Steve.

Steve-O: Oh, you know it You got to watch it.

Brand New Gay: I'll put my house, I'll put my pink slip on the line for that.

Steve-O: You got to rewatch it. Watch it in black and white. Watch the black and white version of it. Oh,

Brand New Gay: It's fucking, yeah okay. It's fucking,

IGOTTADUMP: The fact that it was made into a black and white version means people like it enough to reissue it in black and

Brand New Gay: You know you know you know what else got a black and white version? Johnny Mnemonic. All right?

Steve-O: Wow.

IGOTTADUMP: white. Yeah, well.

Steve-O: yeah You know what? To be fair, have well you have we watched Johnny Mnemonic in black and white?

Brand New Gay: It's not that good. That movie stinks. yeah Oh, yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: I have it.

Brand New Gay: but It must get infinitely better because it's there's no saturation.

Steve-O: Fury Road had a black and white version.

Brand New Gay: Yeah. And guess what? I didn't even bother.

Steve-O: Yeah, me neither.

Brand New Gay: The Mist.

Steve-O: I didn't either.

Brand New Gay: Yeah. See? See?

IGOTTADUMP: ah what your debates

Steve-O: Well, don't go out into the middle.

Brand New Gay: Don't go to the business. Oh,

IGOTTADUMP: there is a haven

Brand New Gay: ah shit.

Steve-O: They have to go to the pharmacy.

Brand New Gay: ah

Steve-O: That's like two stores down. That's fucking wild scene.

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: four spiders devin that seems awesome

Steve-O: Dude. Or the scene where they have to go into the back room and they open up the little thing and and like the tentacle comes in and grabs the guy.

Brand New Gay: I just imagine, you know what I'm imagining right now? I'm imagining Steve just has the Wikipedia plot open right now.

IGOTTADUMP: like a tenacle

Steve-O: No, dude.

Brand New Gay: He's just like, yeah, yeah, at the supermarket?

peter privilege: Ha ha ha.

Steve-O: No, dude. This is legit.

Brand New Gay: That was crazy.

Steve-O: This is just from memory because that is an excellent, exciting film.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I agree.

Brand New Gay: I like The Mist. I just, you know, i don't remember much about it.

Steve-O: You went hard against it. You went real hard. You backed the wrong guy, buddy.

Brand New Gay: I didn't know that you were going take such offense to it. I apologize. hu Yeah, no, but I saw those two movies.

Steve-O: yeah, that's cool.

Brand New Gay: I saw those two movies. First of all, I'm fucking i'm nailed to a a fucking cross right now because I was like, I liked Spider-Man.

IGOTTADUMP: Well, Devin, i i think there is

Brand New Gay: The billion dollar movie that everyone liked and saw.

peter privilege: What? I mean... i mean

Steve-O: that everyone likes.

Brand New Gay: And you guys are like, you're a piece of shit.

IGOTTADUMP: I think there is more room for criticism of that movie than there is of The Mist.

Brand New Gay: Nah, nah, nah, nah.

IGOTTADUMP: That's all I'm saying.

Brand New Gay: I'm punching down, alright?

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, you clearly are.

Brand New Gay: Fuck that movie.

IGOTTADUMP: Clearly, clearly you are.

Brand New Gay: but

Steve-O: but

Brand New Gay: Wait a second. Let me yeah we see. Alright, so there's Myst, 74%.

Brand New Gay: 152 reviews. ah let's let's give out the like Let's give the 27%.

peter privilege: Yeah, it thought it's worse way worse. Yeah.

Brand New Gay: Well, I want to see how many reviews. i want to see how many reviews got on. ah

peter privilege: Probably more because it's new.

Brand New Gay: Right? Yeah, well, that's what I'm saying.

peter privilege: And everyone everyone's a published movie critic these days.

Brand New Gay: my God. Only 51. Only 51. Got Yeah. Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, just wait.

Brand New Gay: na it

IGOTTADUMP: They got some more coming in. They're probably going to be even worse.

Brand New Gay: but

peter privilege: Everyone's a published movie critic.

Brand New Gay: ah yeah

Steve-O: Well, that's like back when like people actually had to be like writers to become reviewers.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, like they were qualified.

Brand New Gay: Man, actually, you know what?

peter privilege: Like they

Brand New Gay: that You actually just reminded me of something, though. There is a sequence, right? We've all seen that clip where Matt Damon's talking about, or Ben Affleck, you're talking about like how like Netflix is like, don't forget you need to like remind the audience.

Brand New Gay: you've You guys seen that clip?

IGOTTADUMP: no

Steve-O: No.

Brand New Gay: So there's ah there's a famous clip online where I think Matt Damon and Ben Affleck were talking about The Rip, that Netflix movie that I haven't seen, but you know whatever, right?

Brand New Gay: And they're like, the funny thing is is that Netflix executives will remind you often, like the writers and and you know directors, like you it'd be really important for you to make sure that you re-explain what the plot is no they say they say every like 20 or 30 minutes you should re-explain what the plot is and what's happening because people are going be looking at their phones yeah yeah like they and there's a moment or two in the last house where there's a scene and you can tell it's just like 80 yard in like like they're not you can't even see their mouth and they're like

peter privilege: Like, like, and subscribe.

peter privilege: Oh, yeah, yeah, i remember reading that.

Brand New Gay: the monster's inside the house. It's like, yeah, I know. It was stuck upstairs. It's like, it's just so obvious like that. They're just, oh, you must've been looking at your phone for the last 20 minutes. so let's ah

Steve-O: Let's remind you.

Brand New Gay: thanks Let's remind you of exactly what's happening. And I'm like, yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: glad I'm glad to watch a movie made for the lowest common denominator of human beings.

peter privilege: Wait, Chris.

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

peter privilege: Chris and Steve, did you guys watch Obsession yet?

IGOTTADUMP: Oh yeah!

Steve-O: Yes. Yeah,

Brand New Gay: Oh, that's right. Yeah.

peter privilege: What'd you guys think?

IGOTTADUMP: Oh yeah! I loved it.

Steve-O: yeah I thought it was great.

peter privilege: It was better than weapons, like Devin said, right?

Steve-O: I don't think it's better than weapons, but I thought i thought it was an excellent tale of um of a monkey's ball situation.

peter privilege: Fuck. Fuckin' idiot, Devin. Fuckin' idiot, Devin.

Brand New Gay: Man, see, this is John. This is John just looking for any...

peter privilege: yeah I'm just trying to...

Brand New Gay: John's just scratching the claw for any straw, man.

Steve-O: Yeah, no, no, no, no.

peter privilege: I'm just trying to...

Steve-O: you guys you guys want to talk about the movie Monkey Man again?

Brand New Gay: Really contrived. Really contrived on screen sequences.

Steve-O: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: I... i ah um

peter privilege: There's no way you like Obsession more than Weapons, that Chris.

Brand New Gay: What are we talking about? It's too...

peter privilege: Don't even try it. Don't even try it.

IGOTTADUMP: It's definitely one to think about.

peter privilege: You did?

Brand New Gay: Thank you.

peter privilege: Oh my god.

Brand New Gay: Thank you.

peter privilege: Chris, you know what?

IGOTTADUMP: I don't deny the debate.

peter privilege: You know what, Chris? You didn't even like Top Gun Maverick, an actual like universally loved movie.

IGOTTADUMP: That's hilarious.

Brand New Gay: ah knew it. I fucking knew that was going to come up. yeah

peter privilege: You didn't even like that.

IGOTTADUMP: yeah

Brand New Gay: Damn it.

peter privilege: No, time every time i disagree with Chris, i was just going to bring that up.

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

peter privilege: Every time.

Steve-O: yeah

peter privilege: you universally loved the movie that every single person that watches loves.

Brand New Gay: Yeah. Yeah.

peter privilege: Scientific fact, Chris, scientific fact.

IGOTTADUMP: well i the economy of man i have my i have my bias

peter privilege: Now, my theory is that you actually did like it, but you're in too deep now that you just can't, like, it's the ego.

IGOTTADUMP: ah

IGOTTADUMP: no

peter privilege: Like, your ego can't.

Brand New Gay: yeah

Steve-O: Well, Weapons isn't even your favorite one of his movies, Zach Krieger.

peter privilege: Like, you gotta the ego up.

IGOTTADUMP: you're right that's why i'm saying it's cause for debate like i think it is i like barbarians more than i like weapons

Steve-O: I like that scene from Why Did You Know?

peter privilege: I guess you hated Rashomon too then, Chris.

Steve-O: excellent.

peter privilege: If you didn't like weapons, you probably hated Rashomon too.

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Rashmon did it better.

Steve-O: It is excellent. it is excellent

peter privilege: Rashomon is the Mario 64 of movies.

IGOTTADUMP: okay

Steve-O: ah

IGOTTADUMP: yeah

peter privilege: that's what it It's the first time it ever did something and it's the best ever since. and Nobody ever compares. So, you know.

IGOTTADUMP: i i they but I think what made it really great is nobody told me about the humor.

peter privilege: Oh, yeah.

Steve-O: Yes.

IGOTTADUMP: I know.

Steve-O: Oh my goodness.

IGOTTADUMP: kind of i came out and hit me and I was laughing.

Steve-O: Yes.

peter privilege: Well, I feel like that applies to weapons, too, though. I didn't i didn't know...

IGOTTADUMP: No, you're right. I think there's humor. They're very similar in in tone too. they're there They have kind of smooth tones.

peter privilege: Because, you know, that's that's the one thing that people that you know that people that I work with that really like weapons, they're like, oh well, it kind of got a little wacky at the end. I'm like, dude, there's like a thin line between comedy and horror, if you think about it.

Brand New Gay: Oh, yeah. under

Steve-O: Yeah.

peter privilege: So it's like, you really gotta take it for what what it is, and it's like, That's how they really get you.

IGOTTADUMP: Holy.

Steve-O: Both those movies have punchline endings.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, very much.

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

peter privilege: Yeah. Yeah.

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

peter privilege: And yeah and that that was my, that was my argument too. I'm like, oh, but a billion dollars raining from the sky wasn't wacky either. Like that was, know.

IGOTTADUMP: Well, I also, i think that's wacky.

Steve-O: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: I really respect the the low budget.

Brand New Gay: I, uh,

IGOTTADUMP: Like, it's a low budget.

Steve-O: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: The kid, he took, like, a concept that's very used.

peter privilege: My limit for respecting low budget these days, though, Chris, is Godzilla minus one. So, like, I don't really...

IGOTTADUMP: after wow

peter privilege: Like, that's the bar. If you say it's low budget, that's the bar. So, I mean, that's that's just where I stand, Chris.

Steve-O: How much did that movie have?

IGOTTADUMP: that

Brand New Gay: I think Obsession had a lower budget, to be fair.

peter privilege: It was a do like...

IGOTTADUMP: It's like 50 cents.

peter privilege: The obsession had a lower budget than Godzilla minus one.

IGOTTADUMP: It's like 50 cents, I believe.

Brand New Gay: yeah

Steve-O: was $700,000, yeah?

IGOTTADUMP: Is it $1.50?

Brand New Gay: I think it might have, yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: $1.50? Yeah.

peter privilege: Yeah, they made obsession with $10 million, dollars too, right? They they had Godzilla minus one money, yeah.

Steve-O: na

Brand New Gay: but you know what? The thing that really... ah no but you know what like ah the thing that that really I guess pushes obsession over weapons for me personally is obsession really got me. Like it really creeped me out.

Brand New Gay: Like what it was, I was buying what it was selling. You know what I mean? Like weapons has moments, but like obsession is like, like there's a lot of sequences where i was, i was goose bumped out.

Brand New Gay: I was, uh,

IGOTTADUMP: i like I like a ah truly piece of shit main character too.

Brand New Gay: Yeah, and and she's, and that, he sucks, and she's great.

IGOTTADUMP: He's worse.

peter privilege: That dude fucking sucks.

Brand New Gay: ah You know, that Indy Never played Nikki is fucking outstanding in this. And, yeah, man, I was just like, ugh.

Steve-O: Yeah.

Brand New Gay: Like, you know, this the sequences where she's, like, in the corner, and you see her creepy little freak face, dude.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. That's fucked up, man.

Brand New Gay: Like, yeah.

Steve-O: When she's doing those like little fake pump fake charges at him. Oh my God.

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Mm-hmm.

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

Steve-O: I love that.

peter privilege: Yeah.

Brand New Gay: Yeah, like and there's stuff like that, and you're like, this is hilarious. This is also fucking terrifying. um And then all of a sudden, she starts walking backwards, like in reverse, and you're like, this is so creepy.

Brand New Gay: I hate this.

Steve-O: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, there's here's a Japanese movie I saw years ago, and I only only remember that.

Brand New Gay: um

Brand New Gay: Rashomon, I think. it go we yeah I it was called Rashomon.

peter privilege: Is it Rashomon?

Steve-O: ah

peter privilege: Is it Rashomon?

IGOTTADUMP: you

Brand New Gay: Yeah,

IGOTTADUMP: It was somewhat Criterion, but it was about like a haunted house, and there was a scene where the ghost is walking towards the main character, and it just looks... It's just the way they capture the walk.

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: It reminded me a lot of of Obsession. like it's It's creepy, it's unnatural,

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

peter privilege: Are you talking about... What's the name of the movie?

IGOTTADUMP: it's it'

Steve-O: Are you talking about house?

IGOTTADUMP: name

peter privilege: Cure? Are you talking about Cure?

IGOTTADUMP: house it's not It's not Cure. I don't think it's Cure. I think it might be the same director as Cure.

peter privilege: Is it Kiyoshi? Is it the other ki Kurosawa? Is it that guy?

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, it might be, actually. The horror director. The Japanese horror director.

peter privilege: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

peter privilege: He's doing a new movie, I think, right?

IGOTTADUMP: yeah I just can't remember the name of it, but it was always something that I think about when I think of like weird movement. um because that's easily something that could unsettle people.

IGOTTADUMP: Just like simple, simple like bullshit, like even in-camera editing bullshit that I've seen in other movies with just walking really fucks with people.

peter privilege: Oh, yeah, he's doing the Samurai and the Prisoner.

Steve-O: yeah

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, this movie has got all the fun little tricks that, or Obsession has all the fun little tricks without the budget, and that's cool.

Steve-O: what would ah What would you give it for a ah final review, Chris?

IGOTTADUMP: Oh,

IGOTTADUMP: oh I gave it to Mary.

Steve-O: You gave it a Mary? Okay.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Steve-O: Yeah, I gave it Mary too. um

IGOTTADUMP: Mary.

Steve-O: John, what did you give it?

peter privilege: I think Obsession's a fuck for me.

Steve-O: What the fuck? And I...

peter privilege: I really did i really did love it, but you know maybe...

Brand New Gay: Just,

Brand New Gay: So it's a zero out of 10.

peter privilege: I

Steve-O: You did buy a one-wish willow, didn't you? wish

peter privilege: did. It's going to go to one of you guys. I haven't decided who's going to get it. I got to give it to somebody who um who's going to break it right away and fucking test it.

IGOTTADUMP: Um,

Steve-O: I had a dollar. wish had a dollar.

IGOTTADUMP: um

peter privilege: Somebody just throws a dollar at Steve.

Brand New Gay: Dude, open the door. i got like a billion dollars. It's a funny word.

IGOTTADUMP: I watched, I did end up watching a shitload of television, too.

Steve-O: I've watched a few television shows too. I want to see if any of them crossover.

IGOTTADUMP: I don't know. I finished the the House of the Dragons season three. Ended, guys.

Brand New Gay: Oh, it's over. It's over.

Steve-O: Oh, it's done.

Brand New Gay: I heard it.

IGOTTADUMP: Fucking finally.

peter privilege: is it as Is it as amazing as as everyone says it is?

Brand New Gay: I heard it finished strong at least. That's what I heard.

IGOTTADUMP: did. Actually, well,

peter privilege: God here?

Brand New Gay: but

peter privilege: Mary? Mary?

Brand New Gay: yeah

IGOTTADUMP: there's something. There's certain aspects that work really well, and then then the shit that they just changed that doesn't work. i don't know. I'll just say it. um it's i It's hard to to be on George R.

IGOTTADUMP: R. Martin's side, though, because this book is written like an encyclopedia. It's not like...

Brand New Gay: hard to be on the side because he stopped learning how to write books and he's a fucking dickhead.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, that too. That's that's part of it.

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: But yeah, like...

Brand New Gay: I don't know.

IGOTTADUMP: This, like, comparatively to Night of the Seven of Kingdoms, I know I bring this up all the time, but, like, it's just, it's night and quality-wise.

Steve-O: No pun intended.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, wow. Nice.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I, like, I'm interested, but I'm also glad it ended. i don't know where that falls with this show and how I feel about it.

Steve-O: Is that the final season?

Brand New Gay: there it

Steve-O: Like, done and done?

Brand New Gay: No, there's one more.

Steve-O: Wow.

Brand New Gay: and One more season, I think.

IGOTTADUMP: One more left. And they they held off something I thought was going to happen at the end of the season. I guess until the next season, which is a pretty climactic battle that I like remembered quite vividly. and Because it was quite detailed what happened in that fight. It's a fight. It's a cool fight, too.

IGOTTADUMP: But I'm just like, it's like watching you know Itchy and Scratchy Land in that one episode Poochie and they never get to the fireworks factory.

Steve-O: Mm-hmm.

IGOTTADUMP: you You're just like, come on! like It's right there! ah That bugs me out more than anything because they know what they got and they're spreading it out and stretching it out, which I don't like that very much.

IGOTTADUMP: um Yeah, it's just... The story, I'm glad they're cutting down on characters because the story was getting overwrought this season alone and now they're really starting to do the old Game of Thrones special.

Brand New Gay: Yeah, and that I kept reading spoilers in terms of who's getting murdered, and I was like, well, I guess, yeah, okay.

IGOTTADUMP: That's good. Oh, that's great. like it's That's what Game of Thrones is all about. But yeah, there's too many characters right now and they're starting to cut them down and that's smart. um Yeah, I'm just glad it ended.

IGOTTADUMP: You know, that's how I feel about it.

Brand New Gay: Glad it's over.

IGOTTADUMP: And then I'd probably give this season a fuck. Like it had moments that shined and I really enjoy ah the acting. Like Matt Smith is great.

IGOTTADUMP: And Queen Rhaenyra, the actress that plays her. Like she's not given the best material to work with this season, but she's really, she's quite good. um Yeah. Performance is really locked in, but it's just not, it's losing my interest. Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: And I have to continue because there's only one fucking season left. Like, that's how I feel about this show.

Brand New Gay: Yeah, dude, you're...

IGOTTADUMP: Like, I'm indebted to it, which is not a good feeling with anything. And then I also watched the end of Cape Fear, which... is my That's my trash of the year.

Steve-O: Is it trash?

Brand New Gay: That's true, like, Ryan...

IGOTTADUMP: That's my...

Brand New Gay: What was It's fucking...

IGOTTADUMP: it's the monster the monster series by

Brand New Gay: your American horror type of

IGOTTADUMP: yeah i get one show every year i get like um that i regardless of quality just really enjoy and this is it like i i really liked everything about the show i understand all of the criticisms like i'm mild that is like always there but

Brand New Gay: fuck

Steve-O: yeah

IGOTTADUMP: It's the the style. um Again, the performances, the plotting, the pacing is really good. like I think it functions technically really well as a show. It's just decisions that characters make that are fucking wild.

IGOTTADUMP: But I mean, it kind of makes it entertaining. I think, personally, like if everybody was doing exactly like everything that you think they should do, it wouldn't really be that entertaining what it like there's some idiot ball don't get me wrong but like i enjoy where the plot takes it so i i yeah it's hard for me to say i hate this show like so many other people do i just don't i don't see the outright hate for it i guess is is where i'm where i'm at with it um

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, and Javier Bardem is really good in this. He's hamming it up nonstop, but like he's a horrible, villainous human being.

IGOTTADUMP: um In the end, it was climactic. It was huge, just like Cape Fear should be. And I enjoyed it quite a bit. And it it undercut some expectations, specifically with the boat.

Brand New Gay: is it um Was this one and done or is there going to be a season two, you think?

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, that's it. No, this is the yeah the mini this is a mini-series.

Brand New Gay: Okay. Okay.

IGOTTADUMP: It was fine for what it was. like If they continued it anymore, it would be ridiculous. that's Then it's too much. But like this on its own, I think, is really kind of like pulpy, fun, trashy TV.

IGOTTADUMP: um And very s stylish, too. um And, oh, well, X-Men 97. What?

Steve-O: Oh, X-Men 97.

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: i mean, oh.

peter privilege: I didn't watch it yet.

Brand New Gay: Yeah. Have you watched any of it or you're just, okay.

peter privilege: I watched the first season, yeah.

Brand New Gay: Yeah. Yeah.

Steve-O: oh John, you watch you got watch the second season, dude.

peter privilege: I don't watch any of the second season.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, the quality is continuing. There have been...

peter privilege: Even without the freak.

Brand New Gay: Well, to be fair, the freak, the freak, the freak did say, even back in season one, he's like, you know, I did storyboard the first two seasons.

IGOTTADUMP: I think the freak is still...

Steve-O: Still has writing credits.

peter privilege: Is that before after you start soliciting him his dick pics everywhere?

Brand New Gay: That was probably during, i think, because he was, like, giving interviews and stuff. So he's like, I mean, obviously, they could change stuff. um But and, yeah, no, I ah' still really digging it.

Brand New Gay: My my issues are still kind of the same, though, where I'm like, we're just we're just moving, man.

IGOTTADUMP: quality

Brand New Gay: We're just moving. And.

IGOTTADUMP: a gram a lot in 30 minutes I love it I love the pacing I really do like I it is breakneck and I'm all for it I'm all for throwing in as much shit as you can at the wall and seeing him which sticks and everything is sticking I

Steve-O: Dude, all gas, no brakes.

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

Steve-O: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Everything's working really well. Especially the newest episode, which I just watched. That was... This is like all these teams are colliding.

IGOTTADUMP: It's something. That's

Steve-O: I enjoy the fact that like I get the show, which is, you know, excellent. And then I get to watch one of those like Easter egg breakdown videos on YouTube that highlights everything that I missed and all the connections from the original series and, and whatnot.

IGOTTADUMP: yeah

Brand New Gay: Maybe

Steve-O: It's like a little treat bag where I'm like, Oh, that's fun.

peter privilege: Thank

Brand New Gay: that's what I should be doing. I'm not really doing that.

Steve-O: You should, you should.

Brand New Gay: I probably should.

Steve-O: Um, yeah. Uh,

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, cho just chock full of references. and i there There is something that's brewing in the background, too, that they just keep alluding to.

Steve-O: you know, you know what's happening.

IGOTTADUMP: it's just it's so It's such a wild concept that I... ah Yeah, i'm all I'm all for it. um And as far as TV goes, do have anything else?

Steve-O: ah Did anybody touch on ah the new ah season four of Ted Lasso that that just started?

IGOTTADUMP: I did watch. I did watch.

Brand New Gay: No, i I don't have Apple TV anymore.

Steve-O: Okay, I watched that too.

Brand New Gay: is it Wait, is it all out or is it like week to week?

Steve-O: No, it's just, I think just episode one is out.

Brand New Gay: okay

Brand New Gay: How is it so far?

Steve-O: It's fine.

Brand New Gay: It's just more Ted Lasso, which isn't a bad thing, right?

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: There's a whole section of that episode where they they teach you about history.

Brand New Gay: Hmm.

Steve-O: Yes.

IGOTTADUMP: It is...

IGOTTADUMP: a little bit pandering to say the least but the African

Steve-O: It's strange because I understand the connection that they are going for. But the the thread of going from but if from going from a jazz museum to ah like the Negro Leagues of Baseball and then tying that into a women's English soccer team.

IGOTTADUMP: yeah Negro Leagues you know

IGOTTADUMP: the african yeah me league

Brand New Gay: is you So we're...

IGOTTADUMP: It takes a lot of leaps around to get to to the end.

Brand New Gay: Okay.

Steve-O: Yeah.

Brand New Gay: All right, all right, all right.

Steve-O: Yeah.

Brand New Gay: And you're like... so So basically you're saying that the woke police were called and...

Steve-O: I no

Steve-O: would say that I think the world does need to know more about Satchel Paige. I agree.

IGOTTADUMP: You're right. You're right. I don't deny. But sometimes this show does feel like like it's Sesame Street.

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: For like adults? For adults.

Steve-O: I can agree with that. Like, you know, I want more of those moments from the original seasons where like, you know, Ted Lasso is like, hey, everybody, have him you but what's going on?

IGOTTADUMP: You know?

Steve-O: And have those moments where like he has to like shut a door and just have a panic attack or breathe heavily.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, you know, i think the moments where you get into the character of Ted Lasso, because the show is about him, are the most interesting by far.

Brand New Gay: yeah

Steve-O: hmm.

IGOTTADUMP: And whenever they they diverge, especially considering this is the first episode coming back, like it's, I guess it's a lot to ask.

Brand New Gay: After it was like technically over, like they it was like they kind of put a button on it, and then now they're like, nope, we're back.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: And there's some legitimately like funny moments in the show where I'm getting charmed again.

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: you know But like all of that to get to this, and I'm like, I get it. All right. I get it. Just can I have my show back?

Steve-O: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: know Can we get back the time last night?

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

Steve-O: Like, it seems like the next episode is going to be the one where it's going to be like, all right, let's see what you got. And this one was kind of them being like, how do we get him from where we put him?

Brand New Gay: Did it feel like one of the really bad episodes of Glee?

Steve-O: i don't know if I can.

Brand New Gay: You know, there won't there's some episodes of Glee where it's like, it's super pandering.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I don't have a reference.

Steve-O: I've never seen Glee.

peter privilege: The musical? The musical episode?

Brand New Gay: Yeah, yeah.

peter privilege: No.

Brand New Gay: The musical episode of Glee.

peter privilege: The whole thing's a musical, David.

Brand New Gay: Yeah, yeah.

Steve-O: yeah

Brand New Gay: No, but um no, there's some there's some episodes where you're just like, oh my God, guys, like relax, right?

peter privilege: Got him.

Brand New Gay: But all right.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, yeah. Well, there's there's like...

Brand New Gay: But it's still it's still, you know, it's funny.

IGOTTADUMP: He says funny shit like, you know, this is America.

Brand New Gay: It's still funny.

Steve-O: Yeah.

Brand New Gay: It's still good.

IGOTTADUMP: I'm going to take an elevator up to the top floor and poop a bunch of French fries into a diaper. Like that stuff yeah makes me laugh, you know?

Steve-O: but

IGOTTADUMP: like and I just want more charm and less like history lessons.

Steve-O: Yeah, I'm with you.

IGOTTADUMP: You know?

Steve-O: like

IGOTTADUMP: That's what I want from the show.

peter privilege: Yeah, Chris will just watch Ken Burns if he wants the history lesson.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I know this stuff.

Steve-O: I mean, the Ken Burns baseball documentary is fantastic.

IGOTTADUMP: But like I guess if i you already know this stuff, it is just pandering. like i'm I'm like, yeah, I get it. i know. So, yeah, it's like almost like the next episode they're going to be teaching us shapes or something.

Brand New Gay: Right, yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: You know what I Like that's, I don't need it. I don't need it. Just give me Ted Lasso again.

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

Steve-O: I also watched another show. I don't know. I just gotten this weird like, a hey, you know what? I'm kind of in the mood for some noir. i haven't i've been watched any good noir in a while.

Brand New Gay: Okay.

Steve-O: And I was like looking up what people were recommending and people were saying, hey.

peter privilege: Double Indemnity. Just watch Double Indemnity.

Steve-O: no i mean, I've seen Double Indemnity.

IGOTTADUMP: Cheers.

peter privilege: I know.

Steve-O: john

peter privilege: Just watch that again.

Steve-O: But ah somebody was like, hey, why don't you check out the ah the Perry Mason revival that they did?

peter privilege: That's peak. Peak war.

Brand New Gay: oh i watched I watched season the one of Perry Mason.

peter privilege: Oh, yeah.

Steve-O: And I watched that first episode.

peter privilege: Was it good?

Steve-O: I mean, it sounds like they got a mystery. What what did you think of the entire thing, Devin? Is it something I should continue with?

Brand New Gay: ah I cannot remember a single thing about what happened. um So it's pretty forgettable, obviously.

Steve-O: Okay.

Brand New Gay: it's But, you know, it's like... I remember being like entertained with every episode, but like not never like, oh, you guys got to watch Perry Mason. Right.

Steve-O: Okay.

Brand New Gay: um So like if you're digging it, I definitely wouldn't say stop. Right. But like it's never going to like. Burst through, you know, the ceiling to like great.

Brand New Gay: You know what I mean?

Steve-O: Okay. Because I watched that first episode and I went, that was interesting, but i don't, I'm not grabbing on to like that the the grip at the end because I didn't understand it.

Brand New Gay: Yeah, i yeah it's it's like perfectly fine TV.

Steve-O: like All right.

Brand New Gay: I think there was a season two and I didn't bother.

Steve-O: Okay. Okay.

Brand New Gay: And then I think it got canceled kind of shortly after.

Steve-O: Yeah.

Brand New Gay: oh

Steve-O: Well, now he's doing, now he's doing, um not Mystic Bay, ah Widow's Bay, which is crazy.

Brand New Gay: Yeah. You know, um some sci-fi noir, but ah The Expanse, there's some there's some detective work in that.

Steve-O: Oh.

Steve-O: Some good stuff there. Okay.

Brand New Gay: so Yeah. Plugging away to that on my own. Really slow going. That's on me, though. But, man, that show's ah that that shows good, man.

Steve-O: But you're enjoying it.

Brand New Gay: That show's really good. I definitely... Now I get the Battlestar comparisons, for sure.

Steve-O: Mm. Mm.

Brand New Gay: um It's just... I'm also at this point where I'm like, I know there's... think I got one season left.

peter privilege: There's not enough space marines.

Brand New Gay: Definitely not enough space reinstated. Are you kidding me? um No, but it's always like frustrating when the... side like i think part of the allure of The Expanse is like the sci-fi is like really science-based.

Brand New Gay: So it's like realistic.

IGOTTADUMP: Hard sci-fi. Hard sci-fi.

Brand New Gay: Yeah, but it like also then it kind of takes the fun out of it. Sometimes you're like oh my god.

IGOTTADUMP: I do like the the warp technology in Expanse.

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: That's really

Brand New Gay: They basically have to just like get steroids injected into their spine to like handle its like whatever accounts for like warp speed ah for them and stuff like that.

IGOTTADUMP: I remember one episode where the guy was like testing some sort of experimental drive and it just kept ramping up like faster and faster.

Steve-O: And

Brand New Gay: Yeah. yeah he He like he was the guy who accidentally invented like the warp speed or whatever.

IGOTTADUMP: ah

IGOTTADUMP: And he just like liquefied in his chair.

Brand New Gay: Yeah. it a

IGOTTADUMP: i was like, that's rad as shit.

Brand New Gay: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Brand New Gay: But um I mean, it's definitely not like hardcore noir, but it's just that Tom Jane's in it. He plays a detective. So that's pretty cool.

peter privilege: punish the The Punisher?

Brand New Gay: The Punisher plays a space detective, which is always fun.

IGOTTADUMP: The Punisher.

peter privilege: Sick.

IGOTTADUMP: He's even got a fedora.

Brand New Gay: He has a fedora and a weird haircut. And who could be mad at that?

IGOTTADUMP: You know, someone from the future who would say you have a weird haircut.

Brand New Gay: I definitely have had some weird haircuts, but you know what? Who hasn't, right? Am I right?

IGOTTADUMP: You're not a doctor. You don't know what that's like.

Brand New Gay: Yeah, ah I think what they call a superior beam, I think. I think that's the ah word. Good genetics. That's not true at all.

IGOTTADUMP: Are we done?

Brand New Gay: I was just complaining about my hips.

peter privilege: I think we're done.

Brand New Gay: Yeah, yeah.

Steve-O: I think we're done.

peter privilege: I haven't played anything.

IGOTTADUMP: No, no, no, no, wait, wait.

Brand New Gay: There's

IGOTTADUMP: That's what I'm saying. are we ah Are we all done playing video games?

Steve-O: um

peter privilege: haven't played anything

IGOTTADUMP: Oh. Oh.

Steve-O: I played Big Walk, which just came out. It's by the same people who made ah Untitled Goose Game.

IGOTTADUMP: oh

Steve-O: I would describe it as friend slop missed.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, man. man

Steve-O: where it gives you an entire island of just mystery and puzzles and you and a group of people. They have three sets of like how that game can be played. There is a two player version.

Steve-O: There is a three player version and there's a four player version. And that way the puzzles you get, you know, you can solve it with like a big group of people or if it's just you and one other person, you two can take on all the puzzles in the game. Just you two.

Steve-O: And yeah I have to say it's excellent. It is. It's not like a like, you know how lethal company and peak in those games are really much just like you keep doing the same thing.

IGOTTADUMP: It takes two.

Steve-O: Yeah, this is more of like, um like, you're going to be given like a pretty big experience with like a lot of hours of play. But, you know, it's it's every time you're taking it on and you're doing stuff, like, it encourages you to, like, not play on Discord. It wants you to use the in-game microphone system because getting lost and getting separated is a part of the game where you have to figure out a way to, like, reconvene with your partner because there are ways on the island to, like, you know, you'll find a flare gun or you'll find, like, walkie-talkies and stuff like that. So...

Steve-O: um it's really unique in how it handles just like the scenario because it's never a thing where it's like, oh, and a big monster is going to get you or you got a time crunch. It's basically like there was one of the puzzles in the game I'll talk about is it's basically just they give you a basketball and there's a basketball hoop and you shoot hoops with your friends for like five, ten minutes.

peter privilege: Thank you.

Steve-O: And that's all it is. And you make a certain amount of baskets while you're goofing around. And then you get one of the keys to like unlock something and everything unlocks something else, which gets you another part of the island.

Steve-O: So like.

Brand New Gay: Is kind of like it sounds like blueprints. That's a good. a good version of blue.

Steve-O: Well, I love blueprints, um but it is definitely more of just like. Yes, I would say it is like that, but kind of in like a lost scenario where like you are unlocking things on the island and you're you're learning more mysteries and like stuff not like mysteries, mysteries, but like it's like you're you're unraveling things like like you'll unlock like this giant map or ah you'll you'll see like in the distance a monorail track, but you you don't know how to get the monorail going. So it's like you're constantly like progressing things.

Steve-O: And I would say so far, absolutely like weirdly riveting. So definitely I'm still playing it. I'm not going to give a review on it yet, but definitely excited about it.

IGOTTADUMP: What is this called again?

Steve-O: ah It's called Big Walk.

IGOTTADUMP: Big Walk.

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: What is this on?

Steve-O: ah It's i I believe it's on everything.

Brand New Gay: Is it one where everybody kind of looks like ducks or something?

Steve-O: and' crossly Yeah, yeah. They're the duck ones. It's on every console and it's cross play. So you can play it across the board.

IGOTTADUMP: Hey now.

Brand New Gay: Yeah, it could be fun. um i ah Real quick, I just, i I, like many others, caught a little bit of the Spider-Man bug, and I just started, like, fucking around with Spider-Man 2 again, and um one thing that I definitely noticed the first time, but the second go-around or whatever is...

IGOTTADUMP: Oh boy.

peter privilege: Mary Jane's design is really ugly for some reason.

Brand New Gay: We will discuss that.

Steve-O: yeah

peter privilege: or what Why did they make her face look gross?

Brand New Gay: Yeah. No, no, it's that everybody in the city is such a fucking cringy dork. Like, when you save people, they're always like, oh, thanks, Spider-Man.

Brand New Gay: I should go to go to Feast and start helping out with charity.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, you should.

Brand New Gay: And you're like, dude, stop it. Like, you're so lame. Like, i don't know. It's just everybody in New York is just like, uh is like uh what's the word not chaotic good what's the uh not neutral good what's the graph chaotic neutral well everybody is lawful good in spider-man and spider-man 2 uh those games like everybody that you save is just annoyingly just like yeah i think i'm gonna go save some puppies now and you're like

IGOTTADUMP: good.

Steve-O: awful good

Brand New Gay: you were just shot with a fireball from a cultist. Like, it should not be your response. So, I don't know. It's just been, like, fun to tool around that game a little bit.

Brand New Gay: I don't think I'm going to, like, jump deep, deep back in. But it wass just one of those things where was like, God, these guys are dorks. Every single a one of them.

Steve-O: Yeah, but the web swinging, though, is so good.

Brand New Gay: Rob's laying is sick, dude. And it's just cool because, like, they just throw... caught That's why i got I jumped into it. um They... they gave you more costumes like the max, the movies.

Steve-O: No, okay.

Brand New Gay: And I'll say, oh, this is shit. Like the the the brand new day's outfit is ah legitimately sick. um I will say, ah because we didn't really talk about it. You guys let me off the hook and I will just touch on this very quickly.

Brand New Gay: Organic webs are not my favorite, but they went as far as they basically could. And I'm sorry, they went as far as I wanted them to go with. It's just like, OK, as organic webs, he doesn't you know, there's none of that.

Brand New Gay: The other plot line, and there's no spider totem or anything like that. ah So while it was irritating to look at and just deal with, because i don't know what the fascination is, frankly, um but it didn't, despite my reservations, it didn't really ruin the movie for me.

Steve-O: Thank

IGOTTADUMP: um Devin, I don't think he went back far enough for Spider-Man games.

Brand New Gay: Oh, you think I should be playing the Spider-Man 2?

IGOTTADUMP: Spider-Man 2. Yeah, Spider-Man 2.

Brand New Gay: Yeah, know.

Steve-O: I think you should be playing Spider-Man and the X-Men versus Arcade on the Sega Genesis.

Brand New Gay: You mean Arcade's Revenge? That one?

Steve-O: Yes, thank you.

Brand New Gay: That game stinks. And I think I technically could play that because that like and that X-Men that x-men like compilation came out few weeks ago.

IGOTTADUMP: know what? um I'm going to one-up you, Juan. And I think you should play that Superman Nest game where you run around as Clark Kent at the time. Yeah.

Brand New Gay: Ooh, dude, I remember thinking that game was sick.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Steve-O: That's good one.

IGOTTADUMP: papers

Steve-O: That's a good one.

Brand New Gay: I was legitimately thinking like, oh man, that's a that's a good game.

Steve-O: He's right.

Brand New Gay: ah Because I was stupid and about five. But you know, what are you going to do?

IGOTTADUMP: yeah

Brand New Gay: Oh man, yeah. i ah

IGOTTADUMP: So we're all just in in in waiting mode. Well, i'm I'm waiting for Control Resonance.

Steve-O: Oh, Control, that's a big one.

IGOTTADUMP: That's gonna...

Brand New Gay: I'm waiting. Well, we talked about this last week, or the last episode, but I ah i have to... ah What's the word?

IGOTTADUMP: It's Sacrifice.

Brand New Gay: Barter. i have to basically haggle with what video games I'm i'm playing.

IGOTTADUMP: Doramu, I came here to barter.

Brand New Gay: as it As it gets closer to the wedding, it makes you know I can't just buy five video games and be like and then play said five video games instead of doing wedding stuff.

Brand New Gay: ah So yeah, but I'm almost done. My Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth replay, guys.

Steve-O: We'll take it. Hey, that's awesome.

Brand New Gay: Up top, up top, right?

Steve-O: Up top, up top.

Brand New Gay: Up top.

IGOTTADUMP: My hands are on the floor.

Brand New Gay: I'm almost lapping you guys. So yeah, the the one you guys...

Steve-O: Which one is this? Final Fantasy Rebirth? Oh, dude.

Brand New Gay: ah Remake where we all loved it and then Rebirth where you both fell off and I continued and then loved it.

Steve-O: I think it's just a little um disrespectful.

Brand New Gay: Nah, dude.

IGOTTADUMP: insists about itself.

Brand New Gay: it' pleases

IGOTTADUMP: it insist of like and so

Brand New Gay: It's legitimately... it's I'll be honest, like your mileage may vary in terms of where you feel like you'd be picking up again. But dude, those... um those ah I forget what the term is, but it's like the

Brand New Gay: Fuck, what is the word? It's basically the mode where you can just like give yourself infinite health or making the mini games really easy or do this and that the other thing. ah Dude, just fire those up.

Brand New Gay: I'm not saying all of them, but like you can be like, oh, I just want to basically just get through these mini games very easily and never have to worry about them.

IGOTTADUMP: as I should have, but...

Brand New Gay: That shit has made playing replaying this game so much nicer.

IGOTTADUMP: guess I played through all the minigames up to a point, and I was just like, I'm done.

Brand New Gay: There was a point in, I think, Cosmo Canyon where i screamed at the TV. I was like, I'm done. I don't want to do this anymore. ah And it really, it it was tough, man.

Brand New Gay: i

Steve-O: Can I just jump into the next one? Can I skip the vacation?

Brand New Gay: yeah ah

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, well...

Brand New Gay: You know what? No. Actually, yes, but watch your YouTube video.

IGOTTADUMP: Steve, if you don't watch Weekend at Bernie's 2, how you going to know what happens a Weekend at Bernie's 3?

Steve-O: Is there a weekend of Bernie's three? Hey.

IGOTTADUMP: No, but it's going to be made

Brand New Gay: Yeah, it's the one where he rots. Do they ever explain that?

IGOTTADUMP: soon.

Brand New Gay: How he doesn't rot at the at some point?

Steve-O: Yes. Magic.

IGOTTADUMP: It's Jamaican, well it's Haitian.

Brand New Gay: No, no, no, no. That's the second movie.

IGOTTADUMP: It's zombie magic.

Brand New Gay: He's pretty... he's ro He's clearly rotting in the first one, right?

IGOTTADUMP: Well, it's, you know, you're in that beach air, you know, it's it's restorative.

Steve-O: Does he get a boner in one of them?

IGOTTADUMP: Yes.

Brand New Gay: Probably the second one.

IGOTTADUMP: Yes, he does.

Steve-O: OK.

Brand New Gay: shit Why'd you say it all wistfully like that?

IGOTTADUMP: Yes, I was thinking.

Brand New Gay: Yes, yes, yes, he does.

Steve-O: Yes.

IGOTTADUMP: he does.

Steve-O: Yes, he does. Yeah,

Brand New Gay: All right. You guys want to you guys want speed around this stuff? We got some that news.

Steve-O: yeah, yeah, Rock of Fire.

Brand New Gay: All right, all right, all right.

IGOTTADUMP: We better. We better.

Brand New Gay: um Man, ah as ah as a defender of the Jumanji, I guess, new movies, this trailer for Jumanji Open World looks awful.

Brand New Gay: um This one looks like there's zero charm. It's like they all of the... the charm and like the fun that you could get out. I feel like they really, they went above and beyond for that second movie where I was like, wow, that was, they got a lot more out of this than I thought they would.

Brand New Gay: I feel like it's, they're dried up.

Steve-O: The stones in blood.

Brand New Gay: The stone is blood. The blood has already been taken from the stone by some miracle.

Steve-O: Yeah.

Brand New Gay: And they're just like, no, let's keep going.

IGOTTADUMP: Which one of us is going to tell The Rock that this might bomb? Because I'm not doing it. Nose goes.

Steve-O: Not my job.

Brand New Gay: know.

IGOTTADUMP: Devin, that's you, buddy.

Brand New Gay: I feel like he's got people in his life that can tell him that. I think the audience is that.

IGOTTADUMP: um It's going to be one of us, and it looks like it's going to be you, bud.

Brand New Gay: All right, fine. You know what?

IGOTTADUMP: You know, he ripped the gate off of his fence.

Brand New Gay: I'll do it.

IGOTTADUMP: You know that, right?

Brand New Gay: I'll do it. I don't care. Hey, Rock, ah your movie stinks. And it's not going to make you any money because you're bad at this.

IGOTTADUMP: Third one a row.

Brand New Gay: All right. So, hey, going be here.

IGOTTADUMP: You can't hear this motherfucker.

Brand New Gay: Warhammer update guys. Uh, Mike Flanagan tapped to work on a script for the Warhammer 40 K TV show. That's coming out.

IGOTTADUMP: He's like that.

Steve-O: That's a big deal.

IGOTTADUMP: He's like a lefty you bring in

Brand New Gay: Yeah. It's a weird, I mean like, Hey, Mike Flanagan's pretty, it's pretty good track record.

IGOTTADUMP: When your team's not doing well.

Brand New Gay: Um, yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: They brought him in for DC. They're bringing him in for Warhammer.

Brand New Gay: And he's, uh, it's just I think it's going to be... I don't know. I'm like so torn. Because I'm like...

IGOTTADUMP: You think he comes in like with his sunglasses on, he throws them on the table, and he's like, I got 15 ideas.

Brand New Gay: You know what?

IGOTTADUMP: Let's see how you guys like them.

Brand New Gay: Like like in Elf, like with a fucking Peter Dinklage character.

IGOTTADUMP: Exactly like Elf.

Brand New Gay: i got five ideas. We're going to go with three of them.

IGOTTADUMP: Three of these are, they're just talking to me right now.

Brand New Gay: Yeah. Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: I want to see how it plays in the room. And they're all like, also

Brand New Gay: Dude, I'm not... I could do that. I could walk in and be like, I got six ideas. We can go this way.

IGOTTADUMP: its

Brand New Gay: We go that way. we go this way.

IGOTTADUMP: it's what its it has to be like that.

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: He probably came into Clayface. He's like, his face isn't moving enough.

Brand New Gay: And he's...

IGOTTADUMP: You got to keep putting shit on his face.

Brand New Gay: i think I think the first question is, he goes, listen, I got seven ideas. What's your budget? Because that will narrow us down to about two. What's the budget for this?

IGOTTADUMP: How much clay can I work with?

Brand New Gay: Yeah, how much? How tall do they have to be?

Steve-O: No play.

IGOTTADUMP: How much clay can you give

Steve-O: No play.

Brand New Gay: Dude, I can't wait to just hate this, though. Because, like, the space springs aren't big enough.

IGOTTADUMP: me? How big are these guys?

Brand New Gay: You know what I mean?

IGOTTADUMP: That's what he writes down, like his first thing.

Brand New Gay: What? I can't.

IGOTTADUMP: He's huge!

Brand New Gay: What?

IGOTTADUMP: who

Brand New Gay: That's cartoonish.

Steve-O: Too big. Too big

Brand New Gay: They're big. We got to shrink them down.

Steve-O: I'm very excited for a phrase that you are so used to saying, Devin, to be said weird and wrong and become the new way of saying it

Brand New Gay: Oh, no.

Brand New Gay: Okay.

IGOTTADUMP: Hilarious.

Steve-O: Like instead of Astartes, it's like Acetartes or something.

Brand New Gay: Oh, God, that one.

IGOTTADUMP: Ass tardies.

Brand New Gay: Astartes. You know, um it's I was just thinking about this the other day.

IGOTTADUMP: Ass cards.

IGOTTADUMP: You're going to be the ass toy.

Brand New Gay: So there's ah there's a debate about a character that goes by the name of Abaddon, right?

Steve-O: Hmm.

Brand New Gay: And in some of the books, his name is Ezekiel Abaddon. And other books, he's Ezekiel Abaddon. And I'm like, how did we not and figure this out, guys?

Steve-O: Gamers, what?

Brand New Gay: This is fucking so annoying.

IGOTTADUMP: What are we doing?

Steve-O: Dude, they need a historian, a

Brand New Gay: Yeah, they me. Just hire me. I'll do it.

IGOTTADUMP: No, that's what the Flamman's there for.

Brand New Gay: Oh, the flan, man. I'm sorry. Were you too busy? He spent... he Oh, you're going to add Pennywise? You're going add Pennywise your fucking White Warhammer?

IGOTTADUMP: He's gonna put... You know he's gonna put Manny Wises.

Steve-O: If you and Mike Flanagan sat down...

Brand New Gay: Ah, see, where's the family trauma? Actually, why am I shitting on that? I love his work.

Steve-O: Yeah, you...

IGOTTADUMP: You're going to see Rebute Gilliman rip his own hand off.

Brand New Gay: I'm like, yeah, i sound like a bitter I sound like a bitter dude who lost the job to Mike Flanagan.

Steve-O: You're going to war.

Steve-O: this guy hates Mike Flanagan. He hates the mist. What is his deal?

Brand New Gay: Oh, you're going to have a bunch of family trauma? You're going to have a bunch of family trauma in a warhead? Fuck you.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, you tell him, Devin.

Brand New Gay: Piece of shit.

IGOTTADUMP: You tell him.

Brand New Gay: Even though family trauma and drama is like literally the cornerstone of the series.

IGOTTADUMP: You tell him, Devin.

Brand New Gay: It's fine. It's fine. Connected news. ah Pretty cool, I think. So... Secret Level came out a few years ago. Everybody was like, it's pretty good, but there's one episode that everybody kind of universally liked, and that was the Warhammer episode.

Brand New Gay: And everybody liked it so much that it's just, they're just making a Warhammer Amazon animated show. And I'm like, all right. And it's probably going to be in the style of of that that's short that they did.

Steve-O: That a cool one.

Brand New Gay: And that was a cool one, dude.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, sure was.

Brand New Gay: That's cool. And then I was like, shit, all right.

Steve-O: Dude, surprise, surprise.

Brand New Gay: it

Steve-O: Fucking space marines are cool.

Brand New Gay: Yeah. Surprise, surprise. The coolest thing ever. ah Once it got in front of ah the wide audience, we're like, oh, this is pretty sick. That's pretty neat. don't know if you guys are interested in this, but there's a there's a trailer called Below about ah Josh Hartnett, I guess, dealing with a Kraken. don't exactly know.

Steve-O: Oh.

Brand New Gay: ah But it's a, hey, oh cease sleepy Seastown gets accosted by a big ah sea creature. that's pretty spooky.

IGOTTADUMP: You're the last guy I hired to do that

Brand New Gay: I know, I know. um So there's also this trailer for Samurai and the Prisoner, which, I'll be honest, I can't tell if this is old or it's supposed to look old. Is this...

IGOTTADUMP: that. It's a it's a if a remaster, I believe, an old film.

Brand New Gay: okay i know i know but then i was like but it looks so new which i guess is uh that's pretty cool yeah so that's that's cool yeah i think it is yeah uh hey you know yeah looks cool i've never seen it never seen that one

Steve-O: Yeah, this is Janice Films release.

IGOTTADUMP: Janet, baby.

Steve-O: That's a good remastering, huh?

IGOTTADUMP: Kiyoshi Kurosawa. Is that his son? Yeah, that makes sense. That's cool. I'm going watch the fuck out of that.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Brand New Gay: um So Disney has gone on a string of cancellations and just kind of like, hey, we gave it a shot and it's just not working.

Brand New Gay: And there's the reason, there's like the logical reason that you can look at and you go, okay, that kind of makes sense, right? So Wonder Man got canceled. I think Armored Wars got canceled.

Brand New Gay: Iron to Heart got canceled.

IGOTTADUMP: Obvious, obvious.

Brand New Gay: Blade got canceled. um And Blade was just, they couldn't make things work.

IGOTTADUMP: Uh-oh.

Brand New Gay: Wonder Man...

IGOTTADUMP: I'm seeing a pattern.

Brand New Gay: Wonder Man was weird because they confirmed a season two and then they said, no, we canceled it.

IGOTTADUMP: ah seeing a pattern emerge.

Brand New Gay: And what they said, they said, listen, if you really look at it, excluding Blade, right? But they're like, if you really look at it, this is Disney essentially, Marvel slash Disney kind of backing away from the TV space.

Brand New Gay: Which you go, oh that makes sense. But then you look at it and you go, wait a second. There does seem to be a pattern here.

IGOTTADUMP: Wait, we hold on. What is the color... skin color of all these?

Brand New Gay: why Why do we have to talk about that? I mean, why?

IGOTTADUMP: Of all these people being canceled here.

Brand New Gay: why

Steve-O: How can you not make blade work? It's a vampire hunter who hunts vampires.

Brand New Gay: i think that's...

IGOTTADUMP: You know what I heard? Steve, you know what I heard? Couldn't get the sword right.

Steve-O: Couldn't get the sword.

Brand New Gay: yeah

Steve-O: right You know what?

IGOTTADUMP: That's their excuse.

Steve-O: Everybody kept trying to pick it up and they would shoot out the little barbs and they would.

IGOTTADUMP: Ah! My hand!

Steve-O: Ah.

IGOTTADUMP: Cancel this right now!

Brand New Gay: It just kept exploding people's hands.

Steve-O: Yeah. yes Hey, hey, can you hear me?

IGOTTADUMP: for for Kevin Feige's hand exploded.

Steve-O: I should. One for a second. I was swinging around.

IGOTTADUMP: Jesus Christ! What we doing?

Steve-O: hate this sword show's cancelled

Brand New Gay: He blew up Kevin Feige's hand. Oh, we got to get rid of this show, this movie.

IGOTTADUMP: Jesus Christ! Is this just what Blade does every day?

Brand New Gay: Yeah. and so

Steve-O: he just hands people the sword and it just blows up the hand

Brand New Gay: He should talk this. This is not OSHA. This is not OSHA compliant. is a bad thing.

IGOTTADUMP: That's a bad reason to cancel anything.

Brand New Gay: Yeah. So... Yeah, that is a bad look. Yeah, it's pretty hard to defend. um Because it's like Daredevil's going to get another season.

IGOTTADUMP: Hmm.

Brand New Gay: You know what I mean? Like Daredevil's not going to.

IGOTTADUMP: You know what's not getting another season? Luke Cage.

Brand New Gay: Yeah, Luke Cage, I don't know. I don't like i don't know, guys. Wonder Man, I don't know. Sorry.

IGOTTADUMP: I think move over old Captain America. was a new one. It's the old one. You probably won't be.

Brand New Gay: It's the old one. who might Who might be the racist one. We don't know. yeah He might be the racist one.

IGOTTADUMP: you

Brand New Gay: ah I don't know about you guys, but my algorithm ah has just showed me nonstop women being very horny for this Wicker movie.

Steve-O: I've been seeing a lot of this wicker man.

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: little I'm a little horny for it. Like, in I want to see it.

Brand New Gay: Yeah, no, it's like... Actually, you know what this is? And I'm going to sound like how I'm going to sound, right? Get ready. This...

Steve-O: What is it? How are you going to sound? You can't get me ready for something if you don't like.

Brand New Gay: this this is this is like and This is women trying too hard to shit on men. Now, let me explain.

IGOTTADUMP: ah Jesus.

Brand New Gay: Remember the whole bear thing?

Steve-O: Oh,

Brand New Gay: Remember how like I'd rather be find a bear in the woods than a man, right?

IGOTTADUMP: I'm gonna fuck a bear than a man.

Brand New Gay: And it was kind of like one of those natural things that like kind of came up, and you can kind of get it, and then people kind of were offended, and the women like doubled down on it. This is like that, but it feels very...

Brand New Gay: inauthentic they're like see i'd rather fuck a wicker man than a real man and somebody's supposed to get mad about this and i'm like i don't take it take it yeah let me see it let me hear it

Steve-O: now hold on Devin I'm gonna take this I'm gonna take this from a totally different angle totally different angle women love papasans

IGOTTADUMP: Yes, they do. And I don't get

Brand New Gay: also very true

Steve-O: this is a man made entirely of papasan material

IGOTTADUMP: don't get it.

IGOTTADUMP: You hear the way he sounds? It's ASMR, Devin.

Brand New Gay: but But you know what? It's like, I can only say this by my algorithm, right? But it's like all I, it's like just women going like, see, I'd much rather fuck this wicker man than a man. And I go, and then I go, okay, like, what are you fucking, what am I supposed to be mad about this?

Steve-O: I mean,

IGOTTADUMP: Honestly, this might get me interested in in romantic comedies again.

Steve-O: that's very possible.

Brand New Gay: see

IGOTTADUMP: This looks really good.

Brand New Gay: This is a fun one. Well, cause it,

Steve-O: It also lends credence to the fact that any man can be a seven.

Brand New Gay: You know? Yeah. I mean, because it's like, it's like a, it's a horny fairy tale, which is fun. You know?

IGOTTADUMP: yeah it's gonna this looks really fun and it's good act good good actors too you guys could act i think that's the point of the movie i think it's the point of the movie

Brand New Gay: It does look fun. Yeah. But like I said, I was just, I was just slightly annoyed by people kind of trying to get, it was like they were trying to rage bait me.

Steve-O: Yeah.

Brand New Gay: And I was like, I literally don't care.

Steve-O: I've seen too many people get horny over like serial killers that like.

Brand New Gay: I mean, listen, i I lived through women getting horny about Venom, right?

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, that's rough.

Brand New Gay: It's like...

IGOTTADUMP: It's like there's no man alive who got really turned on by Aline Warnos.

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: yeah like I'm sorry.

Brand New Gay: Oh, man.

IGOTTADUMP: That is is uniquely woman.

Brand New Gay: So, this is...

Steve-O: Oh,

IGOTTADUMP: Woman thing.

Brand New Gay: and um so

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, man.

Brand New Gay: this is

IGOTTADUMP: You know who's hot? Elizabeth Bathory.

Steve-O: oh

IGOTTADUMP: She can really get it, you know?

Brand New Gay: what's What's the wicker...

Steve-O: The vampire of Dusseldorf.

Brand New Gay: What's the wicker... Like, what's the man's version of a wicker? I guess anything, right? Just a hole...

IGOTTADUMP: I would fuck a wicker chair.

Brand New Gay: A fucking hole in the mud?

IGOTTADUMP: The male version of this would be a man fucks a wicker chair.

Brand New Gay: Yeah,

Steve-O: Oh, no, dude, you can just do J.D.

IGOTTADUMP: That's the man version.

Steve-O: Vance's life story.

Brand New Gay: yeah, just fucking a wicker couch.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, basically.

Steve-O: yeah

IGOTTADUMP: Like, it has no features to make it even look like a woman.

Brand New Gay: yeah Yeah, just like, nah, dude, I'm just fucking horny.

IGOTTADUMP: And he just fucks the shit out of it. Yeah. He's making a creaking noise.

Steve-O: God damn it, Mr.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Steve-O: Vice President, get off the couch.

Brand New Gay: Leave me be. I'm experimenting.

Steve-O: I'm making a couch, child.

IGOTTADUMP: this looks This looks good.

Brand New Gay: I hope he gets pregnant at the end of this.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, man. No. See, this looks magical and funny, and and i'm I'm totally on board.

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: mean Give me more of this.

Brand New Gay: No, it looks good. It legitimately looks fun. And I'll probably see it by myself because Jenny would be like, no thank you. I'll be like, well, fuck you.

IGOTTADUMP: Wow.

Brand New Gay: Fuck you. ah Man, this is just kind of, um I think we talked about it previously, but this there's just the story has evolved a little bit and just kind of still bums me out.

Brand New Gay: ah So Kratos, Ryan Hurst was cast as Kratos. He had a picture where he looked very stupid. Everybody shit on him. Then he gets injured and then they're like, we're not going to wait for you. So we have to recast you.

Brand New Gay: And Dave Bautista is in talks. Doesn't mean it's confirmed. But there's just something about it where I'm like, I just, I don't know. i just like, don't, it's not that I can't see it. It's just like, I don't want to see it.

Brand New Gay: And I don't know why.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, like, what if what why is everybody hating on this?

Brand New Gay: It's just like, it just doesn't excite me, I guess.

IGOTTADUMP: Is it too on the nose? It's too on the nose?

Brand New Gay: Well, I also think it's like the dude spent years going like, I don't want to be a big muscle guy anymore. And I hate putting on makeup.

IGOTTADUMP: Well, you're right.

Brand New Gay: And now he's like, oh, do this thing where you have to sit in a makeup chair and then fucking put on put back on about 50 pounds of muscle.

IGOTTADUMP: So your whole thing is, like, he's not going to be as invested.

Brand New Gay: Yeah, ah legitimately, that's probably it. Because it just feels like, it's like, but you just said all these things, and now this very much feels like you'd just be doing it for a paycheck. and And it's like a name, right?

Brand New Gay: It's like, oh, Batista's in it. And I'm like...

IGOTTADUMP: i I do think, though, he's going to give it his best shot.

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: like i

Steve-O: He's an excellent actor.

IGOTTADUMP: He really is.

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: like i i don't...

Brand New Gay: And he's apparently part Greek, which I don't know.

IGOTTADUMP: Really?

Brand New Gay: That's what that's what the internet kept yelling at me. And i was like, all right. There's just something about though. Yeah, I guess it feels like a little inauthentic.

IGOTTADUMP: Well, he's just going to juice again. you know

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: He's going to start juicing again. That

Brand New Gay: I mean, he yeah. I'm like worried. I'm like, bro, you're like 54.

IGOTTADUMP: does suck.

Brand New Gay: four Stop.

IGOTTADUMP: It sucks. that that is now like the ideal male body is just, you gotta be juiced all the time.

Brand New Gay: It's just on TRT.

Steve-O: You have to be in attitude or ruthless aggression era w WWE wrestler.

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

Brand New Gay: Yeah, and it's just like, it's a shame because it's like, yeah, I kind of my same issue with Marcia Shala Ali. was like, bro, like, he's like 48, and that's when they casted him, right?

Brand New Gay: Or he was like in his mid...

Steve-O: Yeah. In like, what was that? 2019 they cast?

Brand New Gay: is Something like that, right? I was like, bro, like, I get it.

IGOTTADUMP: You know what, though?

Brand New Gay: I get it. Hollywood, you can look young for a very long time, but your body still kind of falls apart on you.

IGOTTADUMP: Sakeem Tyreek and him are making a better movie. So.

Brand New Gay: Yeah, and they are, 100%.

IGOTTADUMP: That movie looks rad.

Steve-O: Yeah.

Brand New Gay: honor for some

Steve-O: yeah

IGOTTADUMP: Did you see the trailer for that?

Brand New Gay: I did, yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Holy fucking shit.

Brand New Gay: Looks good. Looks good.

IGOTTADUMP: It looks maybe.

Brand New Gay: You think maybe he was just like make-blade Muslim, and they were like, we don't feel comfortable. He's like, well, fine. Get another script. oh I'm not doing it unless he's Muslim. Well, like, you know, he's like, you know, kind of there's old Catholic thing with the vampires and the crosses.

Brand New Gay: I don't get it. like okay All right. Sure. ah So in connection with this God of War news, there's also notification that they're recasting Atreus and Throod for season two.

IGOTTADUMP: Our fruit.

Brand New Gay: Not because they're bad or maybe because they're bad, but they're just like, we don't even want to deal with puberty. ah So we're just going to go older, which I think could mean something somewhat interesting in terms of where season two could end up.

Brand New Gay: Like maybe they're doing a pretty legitimate time jump or maybe not. I don't really know, but it's,

Steve-O: They might not even get a season two.

Brand New Gay: It's just wild. Yeah, right? But it's just wild. they like the They're not even done filming. And they're like, yeah, we're getting rid of these kids. And they're like, all right. Shit. Okay.

Brand New Gay: i guess i shouldn't I guess I shouldn't get attached to this character, you know?

Steve-O: I would be so upset if I was one those kids. Yeah. Why are we making these announcements so early?

Brand New Gay: I don't know. I mean, that the you know the the recasting of Kratos is kind of have to, but...

Steve-O: I don't know if we put anything in here. um Okay, we did. We did. I'll talk about it when we get to those.

Brand New Gay: right um Yeah, you know, and DC said, hey, we're not done. We're also canceling something. um there So that Booster Gold movie or show that may or may not was it going to happen, officially dead.

Brand New Gay: They said, no, we're not doing that.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, fuck.

Brand New Gay: we should just I don't know, man. It's just superhero movies are in a weird spot. They're either mega hits or they're just like...

IGOTTADUMP: Risky is what you're is what you're saying is the risky.

Brand New Gay: Flailing disappointments.

Steve-O: yeah

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: High risk, low reward.

Brand New Gay: Yeah. Or high reward if you're Spider-Man, you know.

IGOTTADUMP: Well, yeah it's Spider-Man.

Brand New Gay: Yeah, but I mean, you know, Superman did okay. that didn't really blow up. It did well. It didn't.

Steve-O: Supergirl, however,

IGOTTADUMP: Oof.

Brand New Gay: Supergirl did not do well. um

IGOTTADUMP: Historically bad, i think, the D term you're using.

Brand New Gay: Yeah, so... ah

Brand New Gay: We got a trailer for prime time. And the more this Robert Pattinson's, this is about the to catch your predator.

IGOTTADUMP: Goddamn.

Brand New Gay: The more i read about it and what happens. And I'm like, Oh, this is probably going to be the plot of this movie. I'm like, I'm i'm in dude.

IGOTTADUMP: This is so fucking...

Brand New Gay: I think I'm.

IGOTTADUMP: This movie looks awesome.

Brand New Gay: Yeah. Yeah. This movie looks cool as shit.

IGOTTADUMP: It looks fucking great. I am so excited for this. i

Brand New Gay: Yeah. Um,

IGOTTADUMP: I'm so excited at how awkward this this entire film is going to be, too.

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: like That's a big part of To Catch a Predator. is just just It's like Scott's Tots level of awkwardness.

Brand New Gay: I know. i I could never really sit through a single episode.

IGOTTADUMP: Like the guy who eats like pizza nonstop during the whole thing.

Steve-O: Yeah.

Brand New Gay: Yeah, dude.

IGOTTADUMP: He's like stress eating the whole time.

Brand New Gay: I love it. Just having a big grub sesh.

IGOTTADUMP: he's never gonna eat pizza again you know like all those videos are it's just ah it's the cringiest of cringe

Brand New Gay: Yeah, no, I've never been able to like solid solidly sit through an episode because I'm like, this is too uncomfortable. And I just leave.

IGOTTADUMP: i really love the fact that too we're gonna have and i know how strange this connection sounds but You're going two movies coming out that are really going to try people's like perception of what a leader is and what justice is.

IGOTTADUMP: And those two movies are Prime Time and Dune Part 3. And I can't wait for people's reactions to these movies, especially because they're going to paint these characters in a very gray light.

Brand New Gay: but interesting

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

Brand New Gay: Dude, I heard Paul Atreides is going be bigger than Lost.

IGOTTADUMP: Well, he's going also be catching pedophiles too in Dune Part 3.

Brand New Gay: He's going to be bigger than Lost! Yeah. You know what? He's captured a lot of people, and some of them might not deserve it.

IGOTTADUMP: He killed a few pedophiles in the billions of people he murdered.

Brand New Gay: Yeah. yeah

Steve-O: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Brand New Gay: It evens the scales.

IGOTTADUMP: There's got to be at least like 100,000 pedophiles.

Brand New Gay: Yeah. Yeah. and So i don't know if you guys saw this. I watched this trailer today. and The only living pickpocket in New York.

IGOTTADUMP: This looks great too.

Brand New Gay: It's it looks really cool. And I was like, oh, like I wasn't sure about like the premise, I guess. And then I watched the trailer and it really sold me on it. And I was like, all right, that could be pretty sick.

Brand New Gay: I'm into it.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, everything about that, and especially the very end scene where he steals candy from a child.

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

Steve-O: yeah

IGOTTADUMP: That, like, solidifies the movie as, you know, you're nervous.

Brand New Gay: And you're like, perfect. um Yeah. And then, you know, like you said, Chris, ah your mother, your mother, your mother, the the the blade movie that never was.

IGOTTADUMP: Give me. Yeah, dude, give me this.

Brand New Gay: Yeah. ah Some fun casting news. Samara Samara weaving Samara Samara weaving Emma Frost officially cast.

Steve-O: Samara weaving.

Brand New Gay: Pretty cool.

Steve-O: ah We don't have this in the notes, but it ties into the next one after this. She has also been cast in the legend of Zelda movie as Hylia.

Brand New Gay: Oh, who's that?

Steve-O: Hylia, I believe is one of the predecessors of Zelda. So I think, I think we're going to get some Hyrule lore and yeah.

Brand New Gay: I like Zola's mom.

Brand New Gay: All right. ah Yeah, what's kind of interesting is um I guess there's just like, I thought this movie was done filming and maybe it is, but now now we're getting Lord lo drops, ah casting announcements. um So another gentleman, ah Uli who ah Lakchukfu.

Brand New Gay: um Basically, the guy who played Young Rock, ah he's playing Ganondorf.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh boy.

Steve-O: This is young rock.

IGOTTADUMP: Young Rock.

Brand New Gay: And I go, cool, cool. Don't really have anything bad to say. I think that's pretty cool.

Steve-O: Rock bottom. I better see one.

Brand New Gay: He's not going to do it. ah

IGOTTADUMP: To a child?

Steve-O: Yeah.

Brand New Gay: Well, to be fair, he has it coming. He's a piece of shit.

Steve-O: He doesn't even talk.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, Link. agree.

Brand New Gay: Yeah, he's going to come in and break all your goddamn pots and then leave.

Steve-O: He goes, yeah. Yeah.

Brand New Gay: ah In addition, other casting news, a guy by the name of Kit Conner. I say that because I've never seen anything he's ever been in. ah

IGOTTADUMP: Kit Connor. earth stop

Brand New Gay: Kit Conner is going to be Cyclops.

Steve-O: Connor or

Brand New Gay: So Cyclops, Sadie Sink, Jean Grace, Mara Weaving as Emma Frost. We are casting Barry Young. You know, we're definitely going young here.

Brand New Gay: ah So that's interesting. James Cameron said ah he might be.

IGOTTADUMP: He's going to be an Elden Ring.

Brand New Gay: Who? ah Kit Conner?

IGOTTADUMP: Kit Connor.

Brand New Gay: Is he going to be like the Pope Turtle?

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, of course he is.

Brand New Gay: Then I don't care.

IGOTTADUMP: Of course it's going to be a bad girl.

Brand New Gay: That's the only one I care about.

Steve-O: I don't care.

Brand New Gay: ah don't care. Yeah. ah Hey, good news for you. Avatar haters. James Cameron said he might be taking a bit of a break.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, thank God.

Steve-O: Good.

Brand New Gay: ah he's like, yeah think hey, maybe five Avatar movies in a row is not something anyone would really want to do or be involved in. So like, yeah.

Steve-O: spent 25 years hooked on his blue stupid thing.

Brand New Gay: and it's And it's like, bro, read we'll still be there. like it's It's not like the Avatar movies are like running hot. It's like, we got a strike. It's like, no, you can do another one. One for you. How about that? Or maybe these are for you.

Brand New Gay: One for us, one for you. Avatar can fucking wait. um This might be the meanest headline I've seen in a minute, but also I agree with it. ah Netflix finally cancels a show that actually deserves it.

Brand New Gay: ah The American Squid Game show has been canceled, which is good.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Steve-O: There you go.

Brand New Gay: It's a good idea it says nobody Nobody was vibing with that idea.

IGOTTADUMP: yeah

Steve-O: Mm-hmm.

Brand New Gay: Just let it be. It's fine.

Brand New Gay: Oh, yeah. So switching over to gaming news, ah Xbox saying tone deaf stuff, not super relevant at this point.

Brand New Gay: ah Man, there really wasn't a lot. ah Oh, ah probably the worst thing that's happened in a minute. So the Saudi Arabia acquisition of Electronic Arts has officially gone through.

IGOTTADUMP: Jesus Christ.

Brand New Gay: So yeah, no, I mean, yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: And you think my company can't get any worse.

Brand New Gay: And it's like Jared Kushner's company did it with borrowed money. Like it gets worse the more you read, right? It's like they did it with not stolen money, but like borrowed money that they kind of have to give back, but kind of don't because it's,

Brand New Gay: you know It's just so obviously loophole after loophole after loophole. And then you know next the next Sim game, you know you're not going to be able to have same-sex marriages in it or something. you know i'm sure I'm sure the Saudi Arabia ah company, government, what have you, is going to be super cool with everything.

Brand New Gay: And they won't change a thing. I'm sure that's exactly what's going to happen. And I'm sure they won't fire 80% the people there. the people in there you know So I did hear, I read a rumor that they said there's a chance that the NFL might be able to somehow get out of the contract with EA because it's going to be under new ownership.

IGOTTADUMP: Whoa.

Brand New Gay: And I was like, because like, I think there's some companies that just might not be thrilled having that close of a tie. And I think the NFL might be one of them.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. Whoa.

Brand New Gay: i don't know. It was just kind of like, ah they they're looking into it.

IGOTTADUMP: You're right.

Brand New Gay: I think it was kind of what,

Steve-O: I'm curious if that is like a big reason why they bought them.

Brand New Gay: probably. i mean, yeah, sports and all that. But it's like, you guys are...

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, there's something in

Brand New Gay: ah

IGOTTADUMP: There's something in geopolitical realm called sports washing where, you know, if your country is considered to be a pretty rough place to be a woman or a American journalist store

Steve-O: Yeah.

Brand New Gay: Or an American journalist or ah anybody that doesn't want human rights violations.

IGOTTADUMP: were

Brand New Gay: ah You know.

IGOTTADUMP: doesn't want to be a slave, oh you could wash all that away with a hell of a good sports team.

Brand New Gay: Yeah. Or like ties to, you know, nine eleven Yeah. was and

Brand New Gay: yeah I mean, listen, if the new Madden's a 96 on Metacritic, all is forgiven, right?

IGOTTADUMP: Who cares? Who gives a shit?

Brand New Gay: Huh. Huh. her

Steve-O: That's so bleak. that's so

Brand New Gay: Yeah, and and you know, the shitty people are going to give fat paychecks.

IGOTTADUMP: So what? People get their heads cut off all the time. It's just there, they do it with a sword.

Brand New Gay: Yeah. Yeah, it's like, dude, like this might be the worst string of gaming news ever. like It's just like, there's no good there is no good news coming out, man.

Brand New Gay: Just between...

Steve-O: That's such 2026.

IGOTTADUMP: Well...

Steve-O: Everything sucks.

Brand New Gay: consolidations to this shit to Xbox giving up the console prices the Sony saying deal with it.

Steve-O: Console prices.

Brand New Gay: Like just, yeah, there's just, I don't know, man.

IGOTTADUMP: Not very consumer friendly, huh?

Brand New Gay: I feel, I feel like they've definitely are there. I think there was some judgment where they said, Oh, but GTA six, everybody will forget about it. And it's like, Oh, man.

Brand New Gay: it's Not that people aren't going to forget.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, they're putting...

Brand New Gay: er Yeah, yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: They're putting all the poison in out before the honey.

Brand New Gay: It's like, no, you're supposed to you're supposed to like do that while I'm... All this is supposed to happen the weekend I'm playing GTA 6.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, and while I'm in the froze of ecstasy...

Brand New Gay: Yeah, yeah.

Steve-O: Mm-hmm.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, yeah.

Brand New Gay: We're like, oh, that sucks, but like this is so fun. I've been waiting 12 years for this as opposed to... like yeah They're like, yeah, I know, but GTA 6. I'm like, i don't that's not...

Brand New Gay: really hitting the way it was going to hit maybe a year ago when this game was supposed to come out, remember? ah But speaking of, ah and some other just fucking insane news.

IGOTTADUMP: ah yeah

Brand New Gay: ah So, Chris, they're they're dropping the new GTA 6 trailer. Extended look.

Steve-O: Oh, we finally get to see the gameplay.

Brand New Gay: Yeah, yeah, but... ah It's not going to be on YouTube. i hope your I hope your Netflix subscription is up to date because it's it's releasing on Netflix Thursday, August 27th at 3 p.m. Eastern.

Brand New Gay: So

IGOTTADUMP: Well, well.

Steve-O: they It's like a three hour like wait or something, I think.

Brand New Gay: I don't know what it is. It's fucking, I think it six hours maybe, three or six.

IGOTTADUMP: Well, i know i personally i know that Netflix is getting into the interactive realm because they like release this game where you like use your phone as like a flashlight.

Steve-O: Six hours? Okay. Yeah.

Brand New Gay: yeah yeah

IGOTTADUMP: ah So I'm pretty sure you're going to be able to fuck the main characters.

Brand New Gay: in this trailer in this first look yeah i just like i just never thought i'm like well you bought a commercial you just bought a commercial for like six hours

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. yeah of course

Steve-O: Yeah.

Steve-O: And the worst thing is it's going to be the number one thing on Netflix for that day.

Brand New Gay: Of course. I mean, it's it's annoying because it's like, I don't want to we all have Netflix.

IGOTTADUMP: Of course.

IGOTTADUMP: They know those fat shows are going to watch it.

Brand New Gay: but can you I'm sorry, but like if you're re-subbing to Netflix to see a GTA 6 trailer, I kind of question, you should question some things in your life.

Steve-O: Mm-hmm. Right.

IGOTTADUMP: but Basically, if it guys, I'll...

Steve-O: Right.

Brand New Gay: because Because it's going to be out on YouTube.

IGOTTADUMP: ill

Brand New Gay: It's gonna it's not going to leak, but like they're it's you're going to be able to see it pretty quickly regardless.

Steve-O: Yeah.

Brand New Gay: And also, like like I have Netflix, whatever. So if it's there, I'll watch it. But like if you're the guy that's like, I got a sub. If you're the reason why they bought this, because they want people to sub, like you should maybe question some life decisions.

Brand New Gay: That's that's pretty bad.

IGOTTADUMP: let me Let me tell you, we just have to realize that everybody around us that has money or power is basically future Biff Tannen.

Steve-O: ha

IGOTTADUMP: And if we go into it with that mindset, we'll be all right.

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

Steve-O: You know, I never thought of it that way, Chris, but I do feel like some like a lot of people watched Back to the Future 2.

Brand New Gay: You're not wrong.

Steve-O: And there were those people that went, damn, that guy's got it figured out.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, he's like, he's on top of his game. He's, he used the time machine the right reason.

Brand New Gay: Man, he's so rich.

Brand New Gay: Man, he's so rich and he and he lives in this world where they put little tiny pizzas in the oven and a big pizza comes out.

Steve-O: ah

IGOTTADUMP: Like, it's a perfect world and his wife's got huge jugs.

Brand New Gay: ah Jaws 9 just came out.

IGOTTADUMP: Like, yeah, we're living high.

Brand New Gay: Yeah, man It's just sick.

IGOTTADUMP: We're in the high life.

Steve-O: We don't have that many Jaws movies in actual life.

IGOTTADUMP: I know.

Brand New Gay: And then where if you're handicapped, for some reason you're hanging from the ceiling like a bat and you're secretly recast, but they kind of don't tell anybody, so they just assume that you're

IGOTTADUMP: and then

Brand New Gay: you know, your your actors in it, but he's really not. then he has to spend the next couple of decades explaining that he's not actually in that movie.

Steve-O: That's pretty clever, dude. They recast you and they flipped your actor so you wouldn't be able to tell as much.

Brand New Gay: They put a weird old man mask on and then you have to spend the next, you spend next couple of years going, I'm not in that movie.

Steve-O: Mm-hmm.

IGOTTADUMP: It's the future.

Steve-O: I mean, that's what we did with John. You notice how John hasn't talked for the past like half hour.

Brand New Gay: yeah Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: He's in that.

Steve-O: That's because it's just Chris.

IGOTTADUMP: It was me all along.

Brand New Gay: It's Chris hanging from the ceiling.

Steve-O: Yeah, upside down.

IGOTTADUMP: I hate to say it, folks, but we got a recast, too, because it's just that's the way Hollywood goes. That's way entertainment goes.

Steve-O: Yeah, we're going to get Batista.

IGOTTADUMP: We got Batista coming on next.

Brand New Gay: oh

IGOTTADUMP: He's going to talk about

Brand New Gay: Man, but I just read an interview where Batista's like, man, I'm really tired of sitting down and talking about things on a podcast.

IGOTTADUMP: no No, no, no, no, no. Because this time he's going to talk about what's wrong with his head.

Brand New Gay: oh

IGOTTADUMP: And we're finally get an answer.

Brand New Gay: Why's your head so wrinkly? Genetics! Genetics!

IGOTTADUMP: It's a funny story. My brain doesn't, don't have the top of my skull. my brain comes through my skin.

Steve-O: You could just see all the ridges.

Brand New Gay: I just thought he just bladed too much, but apparently, no, he's just got

IGOTTADUMP: His brain's coming through his skin. He's got a big brain. He's like the leader.

Steve-O: He's like the leader.

IGOTTADUMP: It's

Brand New Gay: got...

IGOTTADUMP: only going to get bigger.

Brand New Gay: That's rude. That's rude.

Steve-O: right.

IGOTTADUMP: It's only going to get bigger.

Steve-O: Is that it?

Brand New Gay: yeah that that is That's it. That's the last couple of weeks worth of chunky, chunky news. Uh, I'm hearing good things about, and Oak Street, by the way, might, yeah, I'm hearing good things.

IGOTTADUMP: Really?

Brand New Gay: It's not never confirmed.

IGOTTADUMP: JJ Abrams making a comeback, huh?

Brand New Gay: Well, sort of he's producing it. It's the, um, it's the, uh, the, the, the walk, the walk movie with the ghosts, the long walk.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, thought he was directing.

IGOTTADUMP: Excuse me?

Brand New Gay: What the fuck is that? The movie with no, no, no.

IGOTTADUMP: The long walk?

Brand New Gay: The movie with the ghost that it follows. It's the, it follows guy.

IGOTTADUMP: a Okay, okay.

Steve-O: The long walk movie with the ghost.

Brand New Gay: I was right. was right.

IGOTTADUMP: You sound like a grandpa talking about that.

Brand New Gay: Well, I'm an old man now.

Steve-O: yeah

Brand New Gay: What do you want me to say? I got hit problems, dude.

IGOTTADUMP: You know, they follow or something.

Steve-O: This guy's playing in the mud next week.

Brand New Gay: It's the STD ghost movie. Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: You gotta flame the mud, huh?

Brand New Gay: Yeah, man. and ah I'm going to act superior.

IGOTTADUMP: right

Brand New Gay: Be like, I ran a marathon. I didn't. It's a 5K, and I'm going to walk it and get muddy. All right? Deal with it.

Steve-O: There you go. Alright, we'll be back next week. So...

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, shit. Put the gun down.

Steve-O: Load your guns.

IGOTTADUMP: Put the gun down.

Steve-O: Get ready.

Brand New Gay: I got my gun. i ah This is my gun I'm going to gift to John.

IGOTTADUMP: Devin, put it down.

Steve-O: Put it down.

IGOTTADUMP: There's no need to have gun out right now.

Steve-O: Come on. Come on.

Brand New Gay: emptying the clip.

IGOTTADUMP: i'm park it Stop Stop.

Steve-O: Wait a second.

IGOTTADUMP: Stop it.

Steve-O: Hold on. That doesn't sound like a gun now.

Brand New Gay: I'm making it safe.

Steve-O: That sounds more like it's like a

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, that's, yeah, that's right.

Brand New Gay: yeah ah No, you found out.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, you got me. Damn it.

Brand New Gay: My island my Islander fantasy.

IGOTTADUMP: always think it's a gun. That's what it's like living in America. Hermita!

Steve-O: Living in America.

Brand New Gay: Steve, I'm to send you the worst thing I've seen in a couple of days on Instagram right now.

IGOTTADUMP: Goose Goose!

Steve-O: right, let me see. Let me get a quick peek. I'm taking a quick peek. I'm going to determine if this is the worst thing that I've ever seen.

Brand New Gay: Maybe not ever, but the last couple of days, is pretty bad.

IGOTTADUMP: You know when the signal goes out on Instagram and turns everybody into a zombie, I'm going to be fine.

Brand New Gay: know, I'm so jealous.

Steve-O: Oh, I have terrible news.

Steve-O: They're selling the pub.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, no.

Brand New Gay: Oh,

IGOTTADUMP: ah It's the salad bar. It was the ban on salad.

Brand New Gay: Wait, wait, wait. Like selling it to a new owner or they're going to close it down? You think?

Steve-O: It says a once in a generation opportunity. The pub owner sale, not listed, not marketed, confidential and discreet.

IGOTTADUMP: Buy it.

IGOTTADUMP: Yo, let's all get

Brand New Gay: Oh, my God. They basically made like a fucking Facebook marketplace ad. Like you can buy us if you want.

Steve-O: Yeah. Yeah. Basically.

IGOTTADUMP: right.

Steve-O: All Let me see.

Brand New Gay: Wow. Wow.

IGOTTADUMP: Let's pool our money. Let's pool our money together.

Steve-O: Is this the worst thing I've ever seen?

Brand New Gay: I'd say in a week.

Steve-O: oh this is bad, dude.

Brand New Gay: It's pretty bad, right? I posted it in shit talk, Chris, for you if you want to.

IGOTTADUMP: I can't. I won't be able to see it.

Brand New Gay: Oh, my God, dude.

IGOTTADUMP: i can't see it

Brand New Gay: God.

Steve-O: This this is i would say this is worse than that little bidet video that I sent you.

IGOTTADUMP: Is that a toe?

Steve-O: Yeah.

Brand New Gay: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's a toe. It's like a toe fleshlight that this man is testing out.

IGOTTADUMP: Okay.

Steve-O: in a heel, in a heel. This is awful.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, man.

Steve-O: This is, yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: So you can fuck a foot.

Brand New Gay: Right? Right?

IGOTTADUMP: Like, is that what this is?

Brand New Gay: holds up like ah Holds up.

IGOTTADUMP: That's cool.

Steve-O: I don't think I can live in the same realm as someone who is a foot fetishist.

IGOTTADUMP: Uh-oh.

Steve-O: Like, yeah.

Brand New Gay: Like a hardcore one?

IGOTTADUMP: You're in that realm.

Brand New Gay: Like somebody that like like that goes on like Foot Finder and shit?

IGOTTADUMP: You're in that realm right now.

Steve-O: Yeah, dude. It's like,

IGOTTADUMP: You're in that realm right now

Steve-O: i'm I'm like Yamcha and a foot fetishist is Captain Ginyu.

Brand New Gay: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: now. You can't.

Brand New Gay: You're like, we're just, you're

Steve-O: I just... I'm gonna die in a hole.

Brand New Gay: just gonna... They never fought Steve, but, you know.

Steve-O: No, I know, but I'm just saying the power difference.

Brand New Gay: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I, um...

IGOTTADUMP: You guys know about that juggalo that would stick people's feet in his mouth, right?

Steve-O: No, but I...

IGOTTADUMP: In New Orleans.

Brand New Gay: Why'd you say that? Like, we should all know about them.

Steve-O: I did not know this.

IGOTTADUMP: You should know about it This is important.

Brand New Gay: It's like, you guys know about Santa Claus, right?

Steve-O: Did you?

Brand New Gay: Like,

IGOTTADUMP: God damn it.

Steve-O: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Like this is, this is fundamental internet things here. I'm talking about Devin.

Brand New Gay: Alright. Explain.

IGOTTADUMP: He's a juggalo that goes around and puts people's feet in his mouth. How much do you want? What else do you want me to say?

Brand New Gay: the Did you see the MTV ah like, what is it? Remember when it was like MTV, I have an addiction, right? And it was like

Steve-O: yeah

IGOTTADUMP: yeah. yeah

Brand New Gay: It was this guy had a foot fetish, and he he he did like throat he did like hardcore, like, I didn't know he was a juggalo, but he would go to bars and stick women's sock sock feet in his mouth.

IGOTTADUMP: I think that's the same fella.

Steve-O: Did you hear about the ah foot to juice that was being sold at a comic con where they were drinking off of like a cosplayer's feet and all of these people who did it ended up getting a lung infection?

Brand New Gay: Good.

Brand New Gay: Good.

IGOTTADUMP: That is incredible news.

Brand New Gay: good

Steve-O: Like serious, like serious lung infection.

Brand New Gay: Like, actually, actually good. let Learn your lesson, dude.

IGOTTADUMP: It's incredible news.

Brand New Gay: Yeah. Just learn it. that's That's a bad idea, dude.

Steve-O: Don't drink foot juice.

IGOTTADUMP: that

Brand New Gay: Don't do that.

IGOTTADUMP: we We have a lot of people waiting at the the shallow end of the gene pool. right and Let them wait there and yeah, there's there's an the the level of every fetish where it becomes where you draw the line.

Brand New Gay: Listen, it's not like you can you can be in defeat. I just think, you know, don't be drinking sweat off of people's toes in public.

Steve-O: yeah

Brand New Gay: Yeah. well

Steve-O: Where do you draw the line?

Brand New Gay: Like, just don't be like Louis C.K. about it, you know? Just...

Steve-O: That's a good balance. Ask yourself, is this something Louis C.K.

Brand New Gay: Yeah. is this worth Is this worth jerking off in public?

Steve-O: would

Brand New Gay: In public in front of people?

Steve-O: Into a potted plant?

Brand New Gay: well Yeah, you know?

Steve-O: like Come on.

Steve-O: All right, we're going to wrap it up there. We'll be back next week.

Brand New Gay: you Somebody should have wrapped it up.

IGOTTADUMP: all right.

Steve-O: Bye.

Brand New Gay: Up top. Up top.