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Brand New Gay: Hello, you are listening to the all -new Anti -Fanboy Podcast for the week of August the 17th, 2026. That's just a collection of numbers. It doesn't roll off the tongue at all I don't like it One bit.
Brand New Gay: My name is Devin Kovac with me. is uh i guess equally no number hater Steve Otiri.
Steve-O: I like to spell out all of the dates on my calendar. alphabetically.
Brand New Gay: That's... That's psychotic. That is psychotic. And then also with us, ah the man who said, these numbers don't match up. We need to fire a bunch of people. in Every industry ever. John Suarez.
Brand New Gay: You got a nasty job, dude.
johnnie stewie: Uh, hello
Brand New Gay: You got a nasty little job.
johnnie stewie: Dude crunch crunch gets money man
Brand New Gay: you go You go listen, man.
johnnie stewie: Conchum.
Brand New Gay: The numbers don't make sense. You got to fire people.
johnnie stewie: we'd had We would have had seven Spider -Verse. movies by now.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, you said you said hey listen
johnnie stewie: If... if people weren't. People weren't crying about it and being babies.
Brand New Gay: you're the guy, you're the guy going to John Sony and you go, listen, I know Spider -Man brand new day has made 2 billion, but we could have made 2 .5. but you fucked up. So...
johnnie stewie: yeah
Brand New Gay: So...
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: Yeah. And in listen. Chris Galani isn't getting his dividend checks Because... you know. you didn't You didn't push the numbers like you could have. So.
Brand New Gay: Chris Galani, not here.
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: He he decided to punch his mother in the face.
Steve-O: Yeah. he
Brand New Gay: and they're wrestling. At a... 2300 arena, I think, tonight.
Steve-O: I think so.
Brand New Gay: You on the show?
Steve-O: Yeah, I think they're right in front of the White House.
Brand New Gay: Yeah. yeah we're doing away now uh months after the fact which i think is interesting They just thought, yeah, let's just brawl it out.
Steve-O: Hmm?
Steve-O: They still got it there, probably.
Brand New Gay: as well. Yeah. You know what? They should have just kept it there.
Brand New Gay: What's it going to do? Make it look worse?
Steve-O: It would have been sick because it would have ended up being a Street Fighter stage.
Brand New Gay: Hmm. it's still good do you think Real talk. Do you think the fact that there was motocross?
Brand New Gay: happening the day before those fights in front of the White House lawn. Is that cool or not cool?
johnnie stewie: It's cool.
Steve-O: It is cool, but I...
Brand New Gay: It's hard for me to say it's not cool.
Steve-O: i
Brand New Gay: im like That's kind of sick.
johnnie stewie: It's pretty cool.
Steve-O: I do think it...
Brand New Gay: It's so trashy, but...
Steve-O: devalued. the follow -up
johnnie stewie: It's American. It's America.
Steve-O: It is America!
johnnie stewie: You know?
Steve-O: But it's like, it's motocross.
Brand New Gay: All right, all right. Monster truck instead of motocross.
Steve-O: Ma dude monster truck, dude.
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
Steve-O: Oh my god Because if you put Gravedigger on the top of the White House, that's probably the coolest thing in the world.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, dude
Brand New Gay: See...
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, and I can imagine. I can imagine where the... Not to make some wild assumptions, but I just imagine the political leanings of monster truck rally fans. It's probably.
Steve-O: monster Monster trucks are cool.
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
Steve-O: I think like that's something that like. is... Just like. It's hard to not. Be like, damn monster trucks are cool. But I don't follow monster trucks.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, I've been to a few shows Um, They're pretty cool. I've been to more.
Steve-O: Like, John. I know you're a stats guy, John. when it comes to sports.
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
Steve-O: But like. You wouldn't follow like monster truck stats. but What would those even be?
johnnie stewie: i Mean well Uh, I guess... I don't know. I mean, because, like, what it— Devin, describe to me a monster truck. like raally Like what's the event like?
Brand New Gay: Uh, so the event is broken out into mini events, right? Like who can do the.
johnnie stewie: are there and Are there standards? like Does each one do the same thing? Like...
Brand New Gay: So it's like, oh, this.
johnnie stewie: If Gravedigger jumps over six... uh trash cars will el toro do the same exact thing Like.
Brand New Gay: Pretty much.
johnnie stewie: in the same event
Brand New Gay: and then's like And then they measure things like airtime. They're like, who can do the best donuts? And there's a freestyle round.
johnnie stewie: yeah Yeah, I guess there is.
Brand New Gay: ah Things like that.
johnnie stewie: Yeah. Yeah, there would be ah there would be a war statistic in there, wins above replacement, and then you would calculate.
Brand New Gay: And...
johnnie stewie: Uh, Like. If El Toro was replaced by Gravedigger or by so some other some such. Like how many more?
Brand New Gay: See?
johnnie stewie: How many more? events could he win.
Brand New Gay: See, the thing is is, I feel like the Gravedigger brand is is just...
johnnie stewie: If, if...
Brand New Gay: in them. In love. heap right now.
Steve-O: What do you mean it's in the heap?
Brand New Gay: like Like, every time I've seen Gravedigger, their, like, bottom... their bottom half of the. of this. of the points Right. Like, they're never doing. anything Exceptional.
Brand New Gay: They're just there because it's Gravedigger, right?
Steve-O: You don't need to. they don't They don't need to.
johnnie stewie: right
Brand New Gay: No, that's the thing. It's it's kind of like... I... I don't know what a good comparison is. Like almost probably like the Lakers, right? It's like, oh. Everybody loves the Lakers.
johnnie stewie: Lake. Well, Lakers are in kind of hot water right now. they're in middle of a controversy.
Brand New Gay: Well, yeah, so is... Well, listen, the meanest thing I can say, and this is truly mean. but uh this there was an event we went to
Steve-O: Monster Talk?
Brand New Gay: And. Yeah and I don't I don't mean to burst anyone's bubble here. but uh There's multiple different drivers. for different monster trucks. So there's like a gravedigger team.
Steve-O: Okay.
Brand New Gay: right um So at this particular event, a woman was driving. Gravedigger. And she was... Not she was having a bad night This is a bad night for Ms. Gravedigger.
Brand New Gay: And I was like, wow. That's, uh... That's a shame. She really could have said something here. But instead... You know? Like a WNBA game.
Brand New Gay: Just.
Steve-O: I saw Shaq talking about the WNBA.
Brand New Gay: Layups. Yeah. well You know what?
johnnie stewie: There's a lot of talk about it right now.
Steve-O: You don't want to talk about that?
johnnie stewie: No, no.
Brand New Gay: I...
johnnie stewie: I said there's a lot of talk about WNBA right now.
Steve-O: Oh, there's a lot of talk.
Brand New Gay: Yeah. i have I have one...
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: i have one take I have one specific take.
Steve-O: Hmm? huh
Brand New Gay: And they need to fucking lock.
johnnie stewie: easy to Easy, Devin.
Brand New Gay: No, dude, they need to lock it up.
johnnie stewie: Easy.
Brand New Gay: with these Have you seen some of the um, the dirty, the foul plays in the WNBA, it's women like blocking a shot and then they point their fucking.
Brand New Gay: fingernails down and just stab other women in the eyeballs.
johnnie stewie: Oh, man.
Brand New Gay: And I'm like, yo, we need to like the league needs to do something about that. That is insane. Because like it was something like Caitlyn Reese got fucking stabbed in the eyeball.
johnnie stewie: Caitlin Reese.
Brand New Gay: with
johnnie stewie: Clayton Clark or Angel Reese?
Brand New Gay: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm a Caitlin Clark. Yeah.
johnnie stewie: Okay.
Brand New Gay: Caitlin Clark got like stabbed in the fucking. Face slash eyeballs. with, like, some some woman blocked her and then clearly angled, like, in slow -mo. It's so blatant.
Brand New Gay: She angled her nails and just stabbed them. right in the face. And I was like, How is that legal? how are how are
Steve-O: That's brutal.
Brand New Gay: like players allowed to have their nails. So long. Like that's insane.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, that's pretty that is pretty brutal.
Brand New Gay: And I was like, they need to fucking.
johnnie stewie: Well, because they're... Yeah.
Brand New Gay: Chill out here.
johnnie stewie: Because they're women, dude. You know?
Brand New Gay: They got to have nice nails.
johnnie stewie: They're loud.
Brand New Gay: I mean, we're playing fucking basketball. What are we doing here?
Steve-O: Well, what what if in the NBA they start growing their nails out because of this?
Brand New Gay: I mean, there was that guy, right?
johnnie stewie: The Sixer.
Brand New Gay: Didn't some guy... ah
johnnie stewie: Jeremy Kane.
Brand New Gay: No, didn't some player, like some retired player said, he's like. He's like, I want to play for the... WNBA now.
johnnie stewie: oh and an ass cancer yeah but he's like he's a he's in his He's just being controversial.
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: He's just being shitty right he's just being shitty
johnnie stewie: Roger.
Steve-O: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, he's just being shitty Yeah, he's just Thanks, Shady.
Steve-O: He was a mega...
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
Steve-O: Trash lord, yeah.
johnnie stewie: I don't even think he's MAGA, he's just the...
Brand New Gay: Listen, that's a...
johnnie stewie: He's a shitty person.
Brand New Gay: That's a dicey topic.
johnnie stewie: Because he sucks.
Brand New Gay: There's a... That is a dicey topic.
Steve-O: You know what else is dicey? Tomatoes.
Brand New Gay: Tight. you know I need some diced tomatoes. I need some diced pizza. Pizza with diced tomatoes on it. I really... Oh, you know real quick
johnnie stewie: I don't like di I don't like the diced tomatoes on pizza. I'm not going to lie.
Brand New Gay: I don't either. i i was
Steve-O: I'm not crazy about it
johnnie stewie: Okay.
Brand New Gay: i
johnnie stewie: Alright, alright, I was just, you know.
Brand New Gay: Uh...
Steve-O: Give me a normal sauce every day.
Brand New Gay: so So remember how I was ah i was bragging?
Steve-O: please
Brand New Gay: about my uh my mud run. I was gonna do.
Steve-O: Yeah, I remember that.
Brand New Gay: No, I'm gonna go on a mud ride.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, yeah, guess you yeah, guess you pushed out
Brand New Gay: Yeah, I guess we pussed out.
Steve-O: a
Brand New Gay: So technically, I did. and By technically, I mean I did. Bye. the context. he's a Jenny bought these. TXG cans.
Brand New Gay: And I've learned I don't know what is a lot of THC and what isn't a lot of THC.
Steve-O: Devin!
Brand New Gay: And so she's like, Hey, I got these 60 milligram. TXC Kids. Okay. So I'm drinking it. She's like, hey, just so you know, like. It could be a lot. Maybe like drink half. And I was like...
Brand New Gay: Okay. Like, you're fine. And we're at the park we're we're at the dog park. Jenny's like, hit she finished. And she's like. Zoned in. She's just like...
Brand New Gay: you know, Looking off. She's got the sunglasses on chill ah it affects us differently.
Steve-O: Uh huh.
Brand New Gay: uh i'm just getting super chatty i'm doing whatever and then we get home And I take the like the last like third or a quarter of the can pour it into glass with ice. Just. crush it.
Brand New Gay: That was a mistake. Don't don't do that. um I was... So unbelievably out of my gourd. Um, and then i ate food i ate shrimp and pasta and um
Steve-O: if
Brand New Gay: Don't do that. um And then I threw everything up.
Steve-O: ah fucking
Brand New Gay: Like them. violently vomited. Everywhere.
Steve-O: oh my god you fucking...
Brand New Gay: like I was like... i was like It just... to shift my head? It was it was the a nightmare. And then my stomach was burning. i was like My stomach's on fire right now.
Steve-O: you
Steve-O: You did everything that would be like the worst thing to do before like a run.
Brand New Gay: Well, it was the night before. Yeah, it was the night before, right?
Steve-O: Fucking blasted shrimp and pasta. I mean, carbo loading. I get it.
Brand New Gay: Yeah. ah Well, the thing was, it was like a plate. It wasn't like a ton, right? I ate half the plate and I was like, yo, I do not. I shouldn't have eaten all that too quickly.
Steve-O: but Like you were like tripping balls or something you're saying
Brand New Gay: I was, i yeah, like, it wasn't even, trip I was just. Everything was spinning. Everything.
Steve-O: a
Brand New Gay: And then I was like, Jenny, you might need to get a bucket. And I was like, don't get a bucket. And I just went up and I just everything left. me So the next and I immediately felt better, which is good.
Steve-O: That is good.
Brand New Gay: The next morning, I woke up. I slept very well. I will say nice side effect.
Steve-O: okay
Brand New Gay: Yeah. I woke up. brushed my teeth, took a shower. I was like, dude, I think I can make it. like I thought I was going to have them you know when like your solar plexus and your abs hurt from all the heaving.
Brand New Gay: I felt fine. I was like, oh, sick. So I said, yeah, I think I'm still good to go. So she's like, all right, well, do you want to walk to the, there's a diner, like. three blocks away. so do you want to like get breakfast at this diner it's like yeah i think so And we're walking and I make it like half a block and I'm Next thing you know, I'm in an alley just dry heaving again.
Brand New Gay: I was like, I don't. Oh, this was a mistake.
Steve-O: and then
Brand New Gay: And i then I got home and it was like, all right, we could leave it. It was kind of one of those situations where I was like, Okay, just walking. down the street. jostled my body to a point where I was like, no. i'm going to throw up again.
Brand New Gay: And then it was like, all right, so in 40 minutes, you have to make the decision whether or not you're going to. Go up, get in the car. Drive an hour. Do a mud run.
Brand New Gay: And I was like – You know what?
Steve-O: mm -hmm
Brand New Gay: i yeah Ah. He's not going to do it. And man, I felt like. ah i was I felt like a huge piece of shit. I was like, I'm going to fucking. fraud. of a loser.
Brand New Gay: And I'm just now getting over being disappointed in myself. I was like... ah There'll be others. Oh yeah. But goddamn. So, yeah, I'm... a Don't drink. so And the thing was, Jenny was fine. She was like, she was you know, she was in there and then she was good.
Brand New Gay: And... ah i don't know i just Yes.
Brand New Gay: I'll never understand what's alive, what's a little. when it comes to that stuff. I felt like I've taken more. I felt like I've taken less and I've just, my body reacts. who knows what way.
johnnie stewie: Did the drink taste good at least or no?
Brand New Gay: Um... Good. No, it didn't taste terrible. Like, you know, it's like your drink, you know what you're drinking, right? It's it's like a shitty energy drink.
johnnie stewie: yeah
Brand New Gay: Um, But I was like, whatever. I'm just like. I like, you know, I crushed, I basically. pounded the last bit just because it was like the swill parts.
Brand New Gay: of a whatever's in one of those cans. Yeah, no, I think I'm good. And no, I haven't been able to look at shrimp the same. That's on me.
Steve-O: Damn, it ruined shrimp for you.
johnnie stewie: damn
Brand New Gay: I mean... Yeah, sorry. I thought I was getting better And I'm not. We're out. I'm out. I'm out of shrimp. I'm out of seafood.
Brand New Gay: I'm out of vegetables.
johnnie stewie: out on shrimp.
Brand New Gay: Just pizza only, guys.
Steve-O: Just pizza? I mean, to be fair, that might be the only thing left that's safe.
Brand New Gay: That's what I tell myself, at least.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, does it have lettuce in it? Is that lettuce c craze still going on or no?
Brand New Gay: No, man.
Steve-O: supposedly.
Brand New Gay: You know what?
Steve-O: It's just nobody's nobody's like
Brand New Gay: like
Steve-O: following it.
johnnie stewie: They're just blaming Taco Bell.
Steve-O: like there
Brand New Gay: everybody's Everybody's correctly backed out.
johnnie stewie: There's just...
Steve-O: It's like...
johnnie stewie: Blaming Taco Bell.
Steve-O: Jaws. But nobody is Taco Bell. You know what? I'm going to say Taco Bell is the only motherfucker that got out there and was like, guys. You got to stop eating.
johnnie stewie: Yeah. That's what I'm saying.
Brand New Gay: you guys You guys stop, guys.
Steve-O: You gotta stop.
Brand New Gay: This is bad. Something's wrong We don't lose.
Steve-O: Something's wrong.
Brand New Gay: We're not going to say it's our fault. But we're just going to say.
Steve-O: I mean, they know who. They said Taylor Farms. the Taylor Farm lettuce. Everyone went, no. Well, not Taylor Farm.
johnnie stewie: Got those guys.
Brand New Gay: Do you think do you think like you think somebody at Taylor Farms can like pinpoint the exact moment? You think that like some guy was in the factory.
Steve-O: oh
Brand New Gay: And he just watched like a cow just shit directly into a lettuce pile. It was like. I'm not.
johnnie stewie: yeah i would Yeah, I would assume.
Brand New Gay: I'll deal with that later
johnnie stewie: I knew. Yeah, there was a patient zero.
Brand New Gay: and then And then three months later, they're like, oh, no.
Steve-O: I mean...
Brand New Gay: It's like, ah, shit. or three months whatever however much time But I like to think there was some worker that was like, ooh. Ooh. Oh, no, that was me.
Brand New Gay: I don't know man.
johnnie stewie: yeah um yeah i'm assuming Yeah, I would assume that they know.
johnnie stewie: I would assume
Brand New Gay: All right.
Steve-O: I'd like for someone to be like, hey guys.
Brand New Gay: I w - That was me. That was my bad
Steve-O: Get back on it. Because now whenever I eat like something with lettuce, I feel like I'm rolling the dice.
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
Steve-O: I'm like, I love a rap. You know me, I love a Chicken Caesar rap.
johnnie stewie: Right. Right.
Steve-O: Now every time it's like dude in like six weeks.
Brand New Gay: I'll be honest. I was hunting for it, dude.
Steve-O: Am I gonna be shit in my brain?
Brand New Gay: I was hoping for it, dude.
Steve-O: to
Brand New Gay: I was like, give me that. I had no fear.
johnnie stewie: Give me that thang.
Steve-O: Huffing it?
Brand New Gay: Those huff in that lettuce food
Steve-O: You were tough in the poop?
Brand New Gay: it hot While I was trying, I was like, this smells too clean.
Steve-O: This is too nice.
Brand New Gay: Let's go. It's far too nice. But, man, yeah, I don't know. i um i mean Like I said, jenny Jenny caught it, man. She got hit.
Steve-O: She got hit with it dude.
Brand New Gay: Awesome.
Steve-O: That's a bummer
Brand New Gay: I like to think I was fine. I like to think that.
Steve-O: Do you know? what exactly it was, like what dish. Where from?
Brand New Gay: She said...
Steve-O: If... um
Brand New Gay: I think she blamed it on... It was either Taco Bell, but it might have been Chick -fil -A.
johnnie stewie: No.
Brand New Gay: I think she was like, oh, I got the...
johnnie stewie: Who gets, let who who the fuck gets, what kind of psychopath gets lettuce at Chick -fil -A?
Brand New Gay: Like the lettuce that comes on your fucking chicken sandwich. I don't know.
johnnie stewie: You don't have to get the deluxe. You just get the regular.
Brand New Gay: it I'll tell her.
johnnie stewie: Yeah?
Brand New Gay: Oh, Harry.
Steve-O: mr whi
Brand New Gay: I'll let her know. But hey.
johnnie stewie: do you get Do you get lettuce on your chicken sandwich at Chick -fil -A, Devin?
Steve-O: But you know what The lettuce on the chicken sandwich at Chick -fil -A is...
Brand New Gay: No, because I'm not a fraud, dude.
Steve-O: Dude, that thing does nothing. That is such a fucking placebo.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, like what's the point?
Brand New Gay: Yeah, yeah.
Brand New Gay: Can I tell you? um
johnnie stewie: just know It's just to add another dollar to your sandwich, basically.
Brand New Gay: Can I tell you, I had an uber fat moment. And then I looked at. And I was like, I'm not ready. for it I'm not emotionally here for this.
johnnie stewie: Was it was it a fatter was it a fatter moment than when you ordered like. $40 worth of McDonald's. for no reason That one night.
Brand New Gay: o No, but that's because I didn't go through with it. So... I was... a Jenny wanted McDonald's or something. And I was like, yeah, I'll fucking.
johnnie stewie: On McDonald's again.
Brand New Gay: I... I was, I know.
johnnie stewie: It's always me
Brand New Gay: this is It was like a week ago, right?
johnnie stewie: It's always picked up. It's always McDonald's.
Brand New Gay: She has a weakness for nuggets, I will say. but i was looking through the menu because i was like it was like one of those days i had a long drive home and I was like whatever I was just like What's another 10 minutes to a fucking hour long ride home, right?
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: ah So I was like, just looking at the menu and I was like, And I just looked at the... Like the double quarter pounder, right? And then I hit the customize button. And I was like, oh, my God. You could add two more patties to that thing.
Brand New Gay: And I was like. I hovered over it
johnnie stewie: Hit set, hit send.
Brand New Gay: and enough And I was like, I'm not emotionally here yet. I'm not here yet. I don't need to be. I'm just... We're not ready for this. And I just kind of closed the app.
Brand New Gay: Is that all?
johnnie stewie: Yeah, that seems like a lot.
Brand New Gay: Oops. Yeah. But now that I know that's an option, it's kind of one of those like. I should just do it to do it, right?
johnnie stewie: So how many patties were you thinking about?
Brand New Gay: Is that like a...
johnnie stewie: getting.
Brand New Gay: Oh, four, dude. I was going to max out. at a Quad.
johnnie stewie: Jeez.
Brand New Gay: Quad quarter pounder, dude.
Brand New Gay: But is that like just a me thing? Like you guys don't see stuff like that and you guys don't think like...
johnnie stewie: Wait, so would that would that essentially would that essentially make it like a half pounder then at that point? like Because.
Brand New Gay: ah to A quarter pounder.
Steve-O: Quarter pounder.
Brand New Gay: Wouldn't that be a pounder?
johnnie stewie: Is a quarter pounder one paddy? Or is it a quarter pound or two patties?
Brand New Gay: Yeah, yeah
Steve-O: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: a double quarter yeah it's a quarter pounder and the double quarter pounder is a half pound
johnnie stewie: And you were going to get four patties.
Brand New Gay: So I wouldn't get I was gonna get a pound, a pound burger.
Steve-O: Dude.
Brand New Gay: But like like let me ask you this isn't the thing that you guys have to struggle with where like you see something Like, crazy and you're like I should just do it to do it, right? Like why not?
Brand New Gay: That's not a problem. You know guys don't suffer from that
Steve-O: On occasion. But I feel like I'm not really a big like meat stacker.
Brand New Gay: I mean, I'm just saying anything, right? Like ah just a crazy dish. Something like that.
Steve-O: Dude, I'll go a little wild and like order like multiples of like the same sandwich Or like. things. you know. I went a little wild on the Arby's I was ordering a few of those
johnnie stewie: oo rby's
Brand New Gay: I'm gonna...
johnnie stewie: Oh, there's Steve.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, I just...
Steve-O: They got the meat. They got the meats, man.
Brand New Gay: It's just weird man.
johnnie stewie: i didn't know i didn't know you were I didn't know you actually had taste. Steve.
Brand New Gay: Oh, stop.
Steve-O: Oh, i'm ah I'm a roast beef sandwich connoisseur, I'll let you know.
Brand New Gay: I told you. Amen.
johnnie stewie: no
Brand New Gay: Yeah, this is this is what happens was when you guys stop beating me you fucking
johnnie stewie: Yeah. roast beef ro Roast beef and cheddar.
Steve-O: Oh.
johnnie stewie: the roast beef and cheddar.
Brand New Gay: chi
johnnie stewie: The classic.
Steve-O: I'll eat.
Brand New Gay: God.
Steve-O: I don't even get the cheddar. Dude, I just focus on the meat.
johnnie stewie: You just got the straight -up meats?
Brand New Gay: Well, you don't get the fucking do that so that's so dry
Steve-O: No, they're not dry.
Brand New Gay: What are you making?
Steve-O: That's the thing, though.
Brand New Gay: Dude.
johnnie stewie: They got that Arby's sauce on it or whatever, right?
Steve-O: That's the thing.
Brand New Gay: Dude, so you just you just go ham on like gelatin meat?
Steve-O: they need
Steve-O: Oh. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Brand New Gay: All right. Well, listen, like I said...
Steve-O: That's a guilty pleasure for me.
Brand New Gay: i I i i so i ah discovered the quad thing and that's all I've been thinking about. every like for the last like three days.
johnnie stewie: Just you gotta do it dude. You just gotta get it over with
Steve-O: And wait. This is like a for off of four quarter pounders.
Brand New Gay: yeah You get it?
Brand New Gay: Yeah. You basically get a double quarter pounder for like an extra $3 .20.
Steve-O: They call that the Four Horsemen, Devin.
Brand New Gay: You can get two more. Dude, why not?
johnnie stewie: and the four horsemen
Brand New Gay: It's just yeah dude. I don't know man. It's just like I
Steve-O: of the Mcpocalypse.
Brand New Gay: I just keep going like, why not? Why not? You deserve it. No I don't. like What the fuck is...
Steve-O: What else do you get?
Brand New Gay: ah ah From McDonald's?
Steve-O: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: My regular order...
Steve-O: what else What else do you get in that order? In that order, what else do you get?
Brand New Gay: Oh, in that order? Hmm.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: Probably some nuggets. just So. mix it up a little bit. I don't think, I think that's it, man.
Steve-O: How many nuggets?
Brand New Gay: I don't think A 10.
Steve-O: You get any fries?
Brand New Gay: You can share it. Oh, yeah. When I say quarter, it like, that's a meal. You're getting the meal.
Steve-O: Okay, okay.
Brand New Gay: Large fries, large fountain.
Steve-O: What do you get for your fountain drink?
Brand New Gay: You're good. Oh, so at McDonald's, I'm going to be stereotypical. It's hard to say no to a spray.
johnnie stewie: oak Oh.
Brand New Gay: It's hard to say no to a sprite a McDonald's Sprite.
Steve-O: Yes.
Brand New Gay: There is something about it.
johnnie stewie: Well, and no, no, it's it's just the syrup in there. yeah Did I ever tell you guys this?
Brand New Gay: Who knows?
johnnie stewie: Trivia fact about McDonald's.
Steve-O: No
johnnie stewie: They're the only... I don't know if it's fast food chain or maybe it just could be restaurants in general. They're the only restaurant. That gets. There are. Coke.
johnnie stewie: product syrup. for their fountain drinks in like aluminum canisters
Steve-O: Oh.
johnnie stewie: Because they're they're under like a contract with Coke.
Brand New Gay: Oh, and that...
johnnie stewie: they've all they've They've been under it like since they they've been incepted.
Steve-O: m
johnnie stewie: So like.
Brand New Gay: And that does something. Like that. That like.
johnnie stewie: ah Apparently it does like I mean for me when I get my diet coke at McDonald's it tastes better than when I get it
Brand New Gay: i mean no I mean, yeah, there's something about it.
johnnie stewie: More else. You know?
Brand New Gay: A coke's tough to say no to.
Steve-O: Are you saying I should go and try a McDonald's Coke and then try a normal like?
johnnie stewie: So.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, yeah, you should.
Steve-O: two liter Coke and see if there's a difference.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, you should get.
Brand New Gay: I think you should get like a Burger King Coke. And then I'm... A McDonald's Coke.
johnnie stewie: and do a taste test
Brand New Gay: You ever do that? I did that. if like Like Jenny and I were dating.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, that's some unemp that's some unemployed shit right there.
Steve-O: yeah
Brand New Gay: so gen No, no, no.
johnnie stewie: ah the lie no that' so That's how you ain't got no job, shit.
Brand New Gay: So, Jim. this this was This was like a day where... I was like Jenny. Just tell me what you want from it doesn't I was like, I'll surprise you. And then the surprise was I got her everything. I was like, I got her like nuggets from Wendy's.
Brand New Gay: a burger from mcdonald's i got her fries from like burke like i just did the whole fucking gamut
johnnie stewie: She's...
Brand New Gay: and uh
johnnie stewie: Was she pregnant? Or no. No?
Brand New Gay: I think I was pregnant. I was pregnant.
johnnie stewie: Oh man.
Brand New Gay: with like I was like...
johnnie stewie: Oh, that was for you. That wasn't for her.
Brand New Gay: yeah You know...
johnnie stewie: That wasn't her cravings.
Brand New Gay: i said that's the excuse we all make around like this is for her it's not It's for me.
johnnie stewie: It's really fun.
Brand New Gay: It's for me.
johnnie stewie: i Like when I bought Sam ah a Steam Deck for Christmas. a couple years ago.
Brand New Gay: yeah Yeah, exactly. Oh man, this would be great for the kids. The kid that is me.
johnnie stewie: I was like, hey, honey, look what I got you for Christmas. Steam back
Brand New Gay: You know, you know, um I got... my mother. a book Uh... Oh my God. the comedian... whose name I cannot remember.
Brand New Gay: Famous comedian.
johnnie stewie: George Carlin.
Brand New Gay: Now, now yes, exactly. Thank you.
Steve-O: Oh. little
Brand New Gay: I got our book by George Carlin.
Steve-O: Good.
Brand New Gay: for christmas or something or her birthday and then she was like you just got this for yourself And I definitely didn't, but it's it pisses me off to this day. I still think about that. I can't believe you fucking said that to me.
Steve-O: You're a big George Carlin guy though.
johnnie stewie: And...
Steve-O: I remember that.
Brand New Gay: I was, listen, when I discovered George Carlin, I was ah i was definitely a George Carlin guy.
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, when i bought when I bought my mom the Criterion set of Seven Samurai. She was like, man, I really I always wanted this. This is like incredible. I'm so glad you got this for me.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: But that's the thing. like I got it for her because I figured she likes it.
johnnie stewie: Come on, Devin.
Brand New Gay: And she's like, you just got this for yourself. I didn't.
Steve-O: Dude. My mom lost her mind when I bought her all the Freddy movies.
johnnie stewie: Wait, so Wait, so who's worse who's worse in this situation?
Brand New Gay: he
johnnie stewie: Like in the if in this am I the asshole Reddit post that Devin would have posted on on Reddit, right?
Brand New Gay: Mm -hmm.
johnnie stewie: Would it be the gifter or the gifty?
Brand New Gay: Considering I truly got it for her. And for her first response to be like, you just got this for yourself.
johnnie stewie: What does she even like George does she even know George Carlin is
Brand New Gay: Yeah, because we were on a run where we would go to comedy shows together.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, I guess, yeah, I guess, yeah, your mom sucks.
Brand New Gay: We saw... ah
Steve-O: No.
johnnie stewie: ah She's the asshole.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, she sucked for that moment in that moment she saw yeah like we saw lewis black like twice
Steve-O: but
johnnie stewie: She's the ah she's the asshole. Yeah, yeah. she goes
Brand New Gay: And stuff like that. And I was like, oh, this is like a new thing that we do. she's like well And I was like, oh, I guess we're never doing this again. Yeah, sorry. Sorry, Mom.
Steve-O: Some people don't respond to the book gift really well.
Brand New Gay: I know.
johnnie stewie: Personally, I like book gifts.
Steve-O: I like a book gift too.
johnnie stewie: I found a book that I wanted for Christmas.
Brand New Gay: Oh, so speaking of those sick books, you guys probably read those Warhammer books. I got you guys right. Those Warhammer for children books.
johnnie stewie: Yeah. yeah
Steve-O: Oh, yeah. I read the Gene Steeler for Children books.
johnnie stewie: I think we have them. I have it.
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: It is in my... art
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: It is in my library and Devin... Devin did. Or Devin. Owen did. ah Grab it.
Brand New Gay: You know what?
johnnie stewie: freudian Freudian slith.
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: I look at Devon like he's my son.
Steve-O: ah
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: Uh...
Brand New Gay: ah Let's see. I think. they They are designed for children.
johnnie stewie: I'm not gonna lie.
Brand New Gay: You should.
johnnie stewie: You know when i when When we had the fucking Warhammer set on the table. for your birthday.
Brand New Gay: laughter
johnnie stewie: Owen oakland was looking at it.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, I bet.
johnnie stewie: He was a little... I haven't.
Brand New Gay: i bet dude what uh are you are you at that slash do you think you'll be at the at the read a book to your kid at night stage.
johnnie stewie: dude we should have been we should have been doing that We're just fucking... We're just lazy.
Brand New Gay: that's all that's ah That's an uplift, dude. That's not that seems like a pain.
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: My mom did it for me, but I was just thinking about that.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, we're just fucking
Brand New Gay: Fuck it. pain in the ass dude
johnnie stewie: No, because we did we did buy the Princess Bride book. and sam like didn't want to read that to him at some point
Brand New Gay: Okay.
johnnie stewie: But like. It's just like it's too much. We're just like just good I'm going to say it did.
Brand New Gay: here
Steve-O: yeah By the end of the night, you're probably exhausted.
Brand New Gay: Just fucking...
johnnie stewie: All right.
Brand New Gay: I just put this audiobook on, dude.
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: Yeah. The thing is, Sam is a reader. I'm not necessarily a reader. So like that's.
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: That's on her.
Brand New Gay: ah So yeah.
johnnie stewie: That's not. I'm my department.
Brand New Gay: It's mom's fault.
johnnie stewie: you know.
Brand New Gay: I get it.
johnnie stewie: Yeah. Yeah, she should be the one.
Brand New Gay: Hey, I mean, my dad didn't read me goosebumps books. My mom did.
Steve-O: Your parents were reading you like actual, just like.
Brand New Gay: my mom would read Goosebumps books yeah
Steve-O: Book Oaks?
Brand New Gay: And that's kind of what got me into reading because I was like, I was very impatient and I was like.
Steve-O: Interesting.
Brand New Gay: Let's fucking read it myself.
Steve-O: You don't got me in the reading?
Brand New Gay: I'm not.
Steve-O: Fucking. Book it. Getting those fucking pizza slips?
Brand New Gay: Oh, the the pizza slips, dude?
Steve-O: Oh yeah.
Brand New Gay: Hell yeah.
johnnie stewie: I remember my cousin my cousin read us.
Steve-O: Like I...
johnnie stewie: Like, whenever I would sleep at my cousin's house, his older sister, my other cousin would would read us Chronicles of Narnia.
Brand New Gay: Well...
johnnie stewie: That's the only time I actually remember somebody reading to me when I was a kid
Steve-O: Y 'all were getting like full ass like novels read to you.
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: Well, yeah, I mean, she wouldn't finish it.
Steve-O: I was getting little baby books read to me. I was getting like the ah the Grover book. There's a monster at the end of this book.
Brand New Gay: I mean, I read that.
Steve-O: That's a classic.
Brand New Gay: I read that. Well, you know what? um I was really... as really, um,
Steve-O: Gnarly!
Brand New Gay: visually I was really visually... um drawn to remember there's like horror books Whereas like the book would be glow in the dark and stuff and like they had the story about the woman with the red ribbon on her neck And like, it was like this.
Steve-O: Oh yeah!
Brand New Gay: book of like macabre stories.
Steve-O: Yeah, it was the... um the the books. of of scary story collections.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, something like that, right? Four children.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: and i And I read that thing. all of the time. I was like, oh, this is so cool.
johnnie stewie: Sick, you're a sicko
Brand New Gay: but Yeah, dude, I was man. I was I was into it A little freak, dude, but...
johnnie stewie: did it Did it scare you?
Brand New Gay: Ah!
johnnie stewie: Was it scary and all?
Brand New Gay: I did. To be honest... Probably the first few times. Because like the story that really does stick with me is the story about the woman with the ribbon on her neck. Like, that's a... That's...
Brand New Gay: That creeps me out today. He's like, I'm sorry, what?
Steve-O: um That one's good.
Brand New Gay: That's a good one, man. um I will say the...
Steve-O: It's no dog story though. Scary stories to tell in the dark.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, they still sell those.
Brand New Gay: yeah I never read those. I never read those.
johnnie stewie: They still sell those. Oh, that's not the one you were referring to?
Brand New Gay: Yeah. No.
Steve-O: Dude, dogs can lick too, Devin. Dogs can lick too.
Brand New Gay: what Yeah, well, it's...
Steve-O: Humans can lick too. I'm sorry. Dogs can lick too is not what is written in the mirror in blood.
Brand New Gay: Yeah. Wait, Steve, what was the other but was the book I was telling you about? What was that called?
Steve-O: Uh...
Brand New Gay: You kind of nailed it.
johnnie stewie: ah blood blood Blood Meridian, I think.
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: That's the one I eat.
Brand New Gay: yeah He's really a big fan of that Judge guy.
Steve-O: o
Brand New Gay: uh
Steve-O: ah
Brand New Gay: Horror. store.
Steve-O: I'm looking up scholastic books scary.
Brand New Gay: I know, horror story, women woman. Uh...
johnnie stewie: Whoa, whoa, whoa
Brand New Gay: With ribbon around the neck
johnnie stewie: Easy. Easy.
Brand New Gay: Hold on hold on scary stories to tell in the dark. Oh, maybe it wasn't
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah, yeah, there you go.
johnnie stewie: Wow.
Steve-O: See? See?
Brand New Gay: Alright, maybe I did read it.
johnnie stewie: that's the one that's the That's the book that you reached for. Instead of like the Lamborghini posters at the Scholastic book fairs.
Brand New Gay: Yet.
Steve-O: Oh, and all the posters were a must.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, or in a dark dark room I think that was the one I read. so
johnnie stewie: Like a sequel.
Brand New Gay: Man, this is this just brought me. All the way back. That's fucked up. Yeah. ah So it's a so in a dark. Dark Room and Other Scary Stories is a collection of horror stories, poems, and urban legends retold for children by Alvin Schwartz and illustrator Dirk Zimmer.
Brand New Gay: It was published as part of the I Can Read series in 1984. UGH! a mold. um The book. The Teeth, The Graveyard, The Green Ribbon, In a Dark, Dark Room, The Night It Rain, The Pirate, and The Ghost of John. Yeah, dude, I remember this cover.
Brand New Gay: Yo dude. All right.
Steve-O: Dude, you're getting a throwback. Y 'all remember the stinky cheese man book.
Brand New Gay: Hell yeah.
Steve-O: I know that wasn't hard, but.
Brand New Gay: I
johnnie stewie: Yeah, I used to love those no, you know what I like the most about that and this is very telling of how I am today What I loved about the Stinky Cheese book. Is the quality of. the pages and like the glossy finish of the of the cover
Brand New Gay: Dude, you're not wrong
Steve-O: It was nice.
johnnie stewie: That's what.
Steve-O: It was high quality.
johnnie stewie: That's what attracted that's what attracted to me to that book.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, dude, look at this little
johnnie stewie: I used to get that. I used to get, what was it? The stowaway to the mushroom planet. Like those books. You ever read those?
Steve-O: I never read those.
johnnie stewie: Mushroom Planet books.
Brand New Gay: I read... my So I couldn't get into them. But my brother was really into my teachers and alien.
Steve-O: Yeah, I was big into those too.
Brand New Gay: books and Like my teacher flunked the planet and shit like this. But, ah yeah, dude dude, look at how creepo I just posted, dude.
Steve-O: Like...
Brand New Gay: This is like taking me. All the way back. Hell yeah. I'm into this. um
johnnie stewie: Oh yeah.
Brand New Gay: What was I saying? though I was saying something and then I completely... Oh, the last... book I actually had read to me. Ironically, I was an adult. And I was on a cruise with a friend of ours.
Brand New Gay: Um, And she was...
johnnie stewie: Oh, you were going to say I was.
Brand New Gay: our Our teacher friend.
johnnie stewie: um I was in it. I was in a coma
Brand New Gay: No, no.
johnnie stewie: So... so
Brand New Gay: A friend of ours who is a teacher.
johnnie stewie: So far, I was ready.
Brand New Gay: And she was reading, um she was reading.
johnnie stewie: I'm ready.
Brand New Gay: I think it was... Harry Potter or Twilight. She was reading something. And I was like, yeah, just read it. Fuck it. Why not? And I had a little bit to drink. And she's...
Brand New Gay: She just read me to sleep, dude. it was i just drifted she's like i read for about 20 seconds and then you were fucking snoring and I was like, that's wild, dude.
johnnie stewie: That's fine.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, dude.
johnnie stewie: Crazy.
Brand New Gay: Oh my God. yeah dude i might see if i can get a hold of this book because the cool thing is like One of them had glow in the dark. So it's like all the bones were highlighted in like that glow in the dark material and stuff like that.
johnnie stewie: Right.
Brand New Gay: But I don't know. I guess it's like kind of for kids. Right? It was designed for children, but... ah
Steve-O: Devin, I will let you get that book, but there are going to be stipulations that we have to set into motion, okay? You can't order it online.
Brand New Gay: Okay.
Steve-O: You have to order it from the Scholastic Magazine, and you have to wait until the book fair comes to town. for you to pick it up at the school.
johnnie stewie: Daaamn.
Brand New Gay: You know, I'm just going to kick.
Steve-O: Full S. Full S man going into it. Oh, my God.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, it it was cool.
Steve-O: Elementary school library.
Brand New Gay: I'm just going to kickstart it. It's fine.
Steve-O: There you go.
Brand New Gay: Hmm. Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah, kickstart it.
Brand New Gay: Yeah. Man.
Steve-O: Now...
Brand New Gay: Hell yeah, dude.
Steve-O: speaking ah Speaking of scary things... um We got... The... premiere of Lanterns.
Brand New Gay: So scary.
Steve-O: On HBO. this week.
johnnie stewie: Are you afraid?
Brand New Gay: Oh.
johnnie stewie: Are you afraid, Steve?
Steve-O: You should be.
Brand New Gay: Alright. i see I see where you're going with that. I was like, what are you talking about, dude?
Steve-O: Ha ha!
Brand New Gay: Unscary at all.
johnnie stewie: You're afraid of... of Abin Sur.
Brand New Gay: Um... Yeah, yeah. Lanterns came out.
johnnie stewie: Wake up. Remind me.
Brand New Gay: Mhm.
johnnie stewie: because i'm not a i'm not a green lanterns like i don't i'm not That. And I was never like that hard into Green Lantern. Even when we were reading comics
Brand New Gay: Unless it was Kyle Rayner.
Steve-O: You weren't a ring rat.
johnnie stewie: Once it was Kyle once it was Kyle. Yeah. Well, yeah
Brand New Gay: I agree.
johnnie stewie: Um. Was Sinestro a Green Lantern while Hal was a Green Lantern? Like in the Silver Age?
Brand New Gay: Bye.
johnnie stewie: Or was he always Sinestro?
Steve-O: I'm...
Brand New Gay: o
Steve-O: Believe that he was the Green Lantern that trained Hal early on.
johnnie stewie: But he was always...
johnnie stewie: So he was. He was.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, I think that's the story, right?
johnnie stewie: Denzel.
Brand New Gay: or At least that's kind of like the modern retelling. I'm sure they tweaked it.
johnnie stewie: So he got, so he got, so how about Abin Sur's ring and Sinestro was the other two, eight, one, four.
Steve-O: well
johnnie stewie: That trained them.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, and like, Aven, sir, was like, Sinestro's like, partner. Or he was like, that was like his boy. And he was like, oh, this fucking guy.
johnnie stewie: He's like King Kong ain't got shit on me.
Brand New Gay: I'll deal with this.
johnnie stewie: That's what he said
Brand New Gay: Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure in the original original, it probably wasn't. but That's... That's right.
johnnie stewie: Is that, yeah, was that the, yeah, was that like the backstory of the Sinestro Corps war and everything?
Brand New Gay: That makes sense.
Brand New Gay: Probably. do Let's assume it's that's the Geoff Johns. I'm just the incorrectly or correctly assumed that was the Jeff Johns.
johnnie stewie: How much input do you think Geoff Johns had into this show?
Brand New Gay: Man, I hope not much because that guy is proving he has a bad track record with
johnnie stewie: Which shows, yeah, Titans.
Brand New Gay: live action stuff.
Steve-O: They definitely bumped him from having a producer.
johnnie stewie: You referring to Titans, Devin?
Steve-O: titles.
johnnie stewie: The show that I actually watched?
Brand New Gay: I'm referring to Titans. I'm referring to Blade starring Sticky Fingers.
johnnie stewie: ah yeah Yo, yo, yo, chill.
Brand New Gay: I'm referring to...
johnnie stewie: There's nothing wrong with that.
Steve-O: and free
Brand New Gay: I'm referring to ah basically...
johnnie stewie: Everything Blade is good.
Brand New Gay: Remember all the stories Ray Fisher told, the guy who played Cyborg? He was like, that guy's a piece of shit.
johnnie stewie: Oh yeah.
Steve-O: and
Brand New Gay: Dude. That guy fucking hates him. Okay. ah Yeah, man. I don't know. Jeff Johns.
Brand New Gay: Did not have a good... I don't know what he's doing now. I'm assuming... Isn't he...
johnnie stewie: Yeah, who...
Brand New Gay: Wait, you know what?
johnnie stewie: are Yeah, who else? I mean... I guess like.
Brand New Gay: What's Jeff Johns up to right now?
johnnie stewie: founding fathers of the this DC age. which probably is He's definitely one of them.
Brand New Gay: Oh yeah, like the modern like kind of...
johnnie stewie: Yeah, like him Morrison like the new 52 guys
Brand New Gay: So he was... Whoa. So he was a chief creative officer from 2010 to 2018. and a president. Chief Creative Officer from 2016 to 2018.
johnnie stewie: El Presidente
Brand New Gay: ah thetata the Producer. Producer. ah You know, he he was a producer on Aquaman. who made of. Easy bill. So that's good for him.
Brand New Gay: ah stepped down from his exec role at DC Entertainment to open a production company, Mad Ghost Productions. that um Yeah.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, because Jim Lee is like the president now, right?
Brand New Gay: Yeah I think so.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: It's a ghost machine.
Steve-O: You know, I'll never i'll never like bust completely on Geoff Johns because... He did listen to our nonsense songs back in...
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
Steve-O: Like 20 years ago.
Brand New Gay: Yes. know like like i do like I think the thing that we all said, right, is like... Jeff Johns has hit a point where he just got way too stretched. Out.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: And kind of...
johnnie stewie: That's how it always goes though.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, I feel like the same thing happened to Snyder, right?
johnnie stewie: You know?
Steve-O: Right.
Brand New Gay: Scott Snyder...
Steve-O: Scott Snyder.
Brand New Gay: Hats on. bang your shit and then i just i read a few things or i was like this is
johnnie stewie: Yeah He was defeated. Use the future.
Brand New Gay: legitimately awful and it's and it's not that i think he's just bad it's just that i think he uh you know. might've been like, I don't, I don't know, man. You got me writing three Batman books and an event comic.
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: They're just metal. It's heavy metal designs. Who gives a shit? Leave me alone. you know And you're like, all right, nice. nice What? Sorry.
Brand New Gay: So. Alright.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, I mean as lost guys, did you guys see a lot of the Damon Lindelof?
Steve-O: Um...
johnnie stewie: Um...
Steve-O: There's definitely intrigue and mystery, which always has been Lindelof's like. strengths.
Brand New Gay: Are you talking about lanterns or just...
Steve-O: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, lanterns, yeah.
Brand New Gay: Hmm. I don't know if I saw like... a ton of mystery in this. It's just like... It was like a slow...
johnnie stewie: I think there's a lot of mystery.
Brand New Gay: No, no, but I mean like I guess the whole episode there was like a slow burn that was like appropriately slow. You know what I mean? You're like, all right, everything's moving.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, yeah yeah
Steve-O: Mm -hmm.
Brand New Gay: It's slow. It's intentionally slow, but it's not so, so boring.
johnnie stewie: Dude, I got fucking... I got mad Fargo vibes from this.
Steve-O: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, it was... I'm loving the buddy cop. like feel.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, well...
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: Also the training day vibes too.
Steve-O: 100%.
johnnie stewie: which is in
Brand New Gay: yeah
johnnie stewie: Which isn't quite buddy, buddy, buddy cop.
Steve-O: Not buddy -buddy, but...
johnnie stewie: But it is it's softer than that like it's not like Like you can tell like how it doesn't.
Steve-O: Mm hmm.
johnnie stewie: I actually truly hate John.
Steve-O: Softer than training day, but it's harder than I think. Green Lantern has normally been portrayed.
Brand New Gay: I mean, I really do like the idea that Hal Jordan has an open disdain.
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: for Jon Stewart not because he doesn't like him but just because he's like
johnnie stewie: He applied for the job.
Brand New Gay: How dare they just, yeah, how dare they just like fucking.
johnnie stewie: like change the protocol because this kid's good.
Brand New Gay: Because it's like, yeah, like... yeah, they're just like, oh, this guy's gonna take my job. Because he's like, you're...
johnnie stewie: Because he actually because he's actually earning it.
Brand New Gay: of like a backup quarterback.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, he actually earned it or is actually like actively trying to earn it
Brand New Gay: Yeah. And that's interesting because like, you know, they referenced. The, um... way they Are they just called the Guardians? I can't remember. like the actual.
Steve-O: Yeah, the Guardians. oh
johnnie stewie: Arnie, yeah.
Brand New Gay: Okay. Yeah, yeah. They referenced the Guardians
johnnie stewie: Power.
Brand New Gay: We don't exactly know like the logistics or how they work in this DC you know universe. It's like, are they... Because that's weird. like why like Why would they... Say, oh.
Brand New Gay: What about this guy? like Why would they do that?
johnnie stewie: Right.
Brand New Gay: Right.
johnnie stewie: Right.
Brand New Gay: um So that is interesting. everything is everything about this was was really interesting the only thing i don't Super love. I mean, you guys called it Fargo. I guess I got more of like a.
Brand New Gay: you know to watch it it like just kind of gave me like a Yellowstone vibe Just because that's like.
johnnie stewie: I never watched the Yellowstone, so I don't know.
Brand New Gay: Okay. i know it's just everywhere it's just like oh there's cowboys people just Say Yellowstone, right? um
johnnie stewie: Now but I like I like how it was cut because it everybody was wondering like why the fuck aren't these guys using their powers here and like why they' why aren't they doing this and it it
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: I'm glad that that was like addressed. in this first episode. Because, like...
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: yeah like it makes sense you know they're trying to find the fucking
Steve-O: you
johnnie stewie: I guess I'm a Manhunter.
Brand New Gay: And... Yeah, and it's cool because like... Hal is like... Narratively, there's an excuse or how to not because he's like, are you fucking do it? Like you do it.
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: I don't care. like well I'll do it when I need to, right? but He's like, this is your show, dude. Like prove me wrong. So I always... you know appreciate just kind of a little bit of cleverness And it just comes to like, why?
Brand New Gay: hasn't hal jordan solved the problem in 20 seconds with his green lantern ring
johnnie stewie: Right.
Brand New Gay: outside of his ego. right uh and it's you know outside making the character just stupid which he's not but Uh, yeah, you know, he's, he's, he is in his own way training.
Brand New Gay: ah And I really do like the... the introduction and i hope it's a bigger deal but the introduction of like the backup How?
johnnie stewie: Oh, the hologram?
Steve-O: Oh yeah.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, the hologram because like I feel like that is There's a lot to mine there. Maybe I'm wrong, but like it feels like...
Steve-O: oh No, no, you're 100 % correct. The way the HAL from 10 years ago was in comparison to modern day HAL. was like way more supportive and like nurturing and was like, oh, is he talking about a fly yet and stuff like that?
johnnie stewie: Yeah. Yeah, that's what I was...
Brand New Gay: yeah Yeah, and he hasn't backed up the Lantern in like 10 years, which is weird.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, that's why.
Steve-O: a
Brand New Gay: Like, why hasn't he done that? and Yeah.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, that's why that's what I was telling Sam I was like, yeah, because she's like asking me questions about my dude. This is not the Hal Jordan that i I remember reading about. Which is kind of cool.
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: Like, I'm kind of into that. But like, um...
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, I like the – and I talked to Chris a little bit about this on Discord. like when when they release the first five minutes
Brand New Gay: Mhm.
johnnie stewie: Fucking... Jon Stewart's backstory shit. like it's some fucking psych like it really uh puts a the whole like uh
Steve-O: Oh my god, dude
johnnie stewie: like chris the way chris put is like a a more mature take on like The whole no fear thing.
Steve-O: Hmm?
johnnie stewie: Because, like...
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: Because you think, you know, with with Hal Jordan and with, you know. oh it's like oh test pilot not afraid of dying blah blah blah like This is like... deeper level of not being afraid and like being fucking conditioned.
johnnie stewie: for the job
Steve-O: Right.
johnnie stewie: And not having, I guess you could say, I mean, it seems he. John seems very... How do I say it? Like, he's very like, I guess.
johnnie stewie: understated and low -key. So you can't tell if that's actually like intrinsically. part of his person or if he's just like That's just the way his dad brought him up so that he could be good enough.
johnnie stewie: for this job.
Brand New Gay: Yeah. Yeah, is he like is he like a pageant dad?
johnnie stewie: so
Brand New Gay: where he's like
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: You're going to be.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, like it's... Yes, his dad living vicariously through his son. Bye. by conditioning them at a young age to become this.
Brand New Gay: By shooting at his son's head.
Steve-O: It's good. bo
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
Steve-O: It feels like it's got to be something. Yeah. because it's like why would he be going so hard to like train his son
johnnie stewie: And I've... i
Steve-O: Like. To have no fear. To be like.
johnnie stewie: Right.
Steve-O: that person.
johnnie stewie: And maybe that's part of the training process too, because like, you know, they keep they keep saying like oh is this a test like we just Hal just fucking brandishes the ring in front of him.
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: the whole time. And he's like, fucking use it, man.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, he really does have...
Steve-O: Mm -hmm.
johnnie stewie: first. hearst
Brand New Gay: I really like that he has like... he's like pissed about he like Because he's like, oh, you think I just got it because like. This fucking alien showed up.
johnnie stewie: Because it's random, yeah.
Brand New Gay: like Oh, you didn't think I earned it. Yeah, and I i really appreciate the the chip on, narratively, the chip on the shoulder. that he has.
johnnie stewie: But it also goes to show, too, like this John. actually really want it that bad. like or is he just this is just you know like is it like a like a black swan thing
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: where it's like this is just all he knows now like this is He's like... This is what he has to do because he's been working at it his whole life because, you know. his dad his His dad fucking...
johnnie stewie: It's like a lot of internalized trauma. you know.
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
Steve-O: I'm going to tell you my theory. I don't think the ring went to hell first.
Brand New Gay: Oh.
Steve-O: I think the ring went to John's dad first.
johnnie stewie: Uh, Interesting.
Steve-O: And I think he he was afraid.
Brand New Gay: Mmm. Okay. Let me need.
johnnie stewie: That's an interesting take. Bye.
Steve-O: And he regrets it ever since.
johnnie stewie: i'm so I'm so into it, though.
Steve-O: A -DOO!
johnnie stewie: Like I'm super like I'm locked in.
Brand New Gay: Yeah. Yeah.
Steve-O: Those first five minutes, you watched that like little five -minute sneak peek they did?
johnnie stewie: Like, this is...
Steve-O: like a couple of days before. Yeah.
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, I was like, man, this is.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, I watched it like the day of and I was like, why'd I do this?
johnnie stewie: crazy.
Steve-O: It's...
Brand New Gay: But...
Steve-O: Such a strong five minutes. It's such a strong five minutes.
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: Yeah. And I really, I mean, I don't know, I guess like the whole like. um The whole zeitgeist, like like... The internet was just saying like, oh yeah, if you're if you're a green lantern.
johnnie stewie: super fan like you're gonna hate the show and i don't know if that if there's truth to that but like i'm seeing a lot of stuff about people about like how people felt about how it ended.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: the Yeah, the internet being negative, I don't... I don't believe it.
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: I don't believe it. Yeah.
johnnie stewie: But yeah, like ah ray ray was Ray on Discord was like, oh man, James Gunn did it again. I'm like, dude, this is not... feel like james gunn at all Like this feels completely different.
Steve-O: No, it doesn't
Brand New Gay: Yeah. i was you know I was just talking about that today, though. I was like, you know... it's not that james got It was something like, are we being too hard on James Gunn? Right. Cause like.
Brand New Gay: Supergirl was Supergirl and some of the other stuff. it just kind of not... has been bad but it's like it's just like, Kevin Feige is, if you're making the direct comparison, right? It's like Kevin Feige is like the facilitator, but like James Gunn is like odd.
Brand New Gay: dyed in the wool storyteller.
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: And, you know... At the end of the day, if he's telling the majority of the stories at this point. With all the, you know, with all the official James Gunn stuff, like most of it's his shit.
Brand New Gay: and at the end of the day it's just like not that it's gonna feel samey but it's just gonna like Yeah, he has a style and and're we're... we're deep into it and we're getting a lot of it. And then if it's not him, it's people, you know, we'll talk about it a little bit, I guess, but like, if it's not him, it's just people trying to emulate his style.
Brand New Gay: It feels like.
johnnie stewie: Right.
Steve-O: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: And it's just like, okay, and... This. is the first thing that really feels completely different. In a good way. you know, and uh
johnnie stewie: I mean, I'm sure Clayface i'm sure clayface is going to be very similar.
Brand New Gay: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Clay face.
johnnie stewie: I like it
Brand New Gay: I hope so. Yeah.
johnnie stewie: The one thing nagging at me is like, if this series is this dark. Like why couldn't Robert Pattinson's Batman? fit in this universe at this point. to you know like what
Brand New Gay: Yeah, I mean...
johnnie stewie: You know. I mean I I, I... All I'm saying is like, I can't see it. being completely incompatible at this point like i guess depending on how this ends and also like
Brand New Gay: I... yeah I agree.
johnnie stewie: i'm curious see I'm curious to see how Guy Gardner fits in with all this shit, because, like... like Where did his ring come from?
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: like where What the fuck is he... like They're not even talking about him.
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
Steve-O: Right, what's his deal?
johnnie stewie: It's usually like...
Brand New Gay: And how and how how...
johnnie stewie: Yeah, what is...
Brand New Gay: comics accurate are we getting, right? Because it's like... Guy Gardner technically in the comics is like half human. right because he's like technically he kind of has some
johnnie stewie: Right. Yeah.
Brand New Gay: alien splice genes or whatever.
Steve-O: Was he the warrior before there at some point?
johnnie stewie: Oh.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
Steve-O: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: And it's like...
johnnie stewie: i Mean they might they might go that route with him
Brand New Gay: Yeah, but just...
johnnie stewie: Just because like, you know.
Brand New Gay: Give him a shitty haircut. is atrociously bad. which would fit if he was like secretly an alien. but Oh, no, man. um So far it's really good I...
Brand New Gay: I was a little salty that it didn't kind of get the I feel like... If HBO respects. the content. They give it that little post -mortem.
johnnie stewie: Forgive me.
Brand New Gay: thing.
johnnie stewie: Yeah
Brand New Gay: None of it.
johnnie stewie: give you they give Or they give two episodes at first.
Steve-O: you're gonna see that pop up next week or the next week after that.
johnnie stewie: at least.
Brand New Gay: You think?
Steve-O: Because I think they... they've seemed to always kind of like... Gage. the temperature of a show before they like go full ass on that.
johnnie stewie: I mean... I mean, I don't know if this was punny or not, but like the the episode title was pilot. So maybe there.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, that's cute.
johnnie stewie: This really is just.
Steve-O: Pretty good.
johnnie stewie: a pilot.
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
Steve-O: that's It's a pretty good.
johnnie stewie: Wow.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, I mean, like it's just like...
johnnie stewie: Pretty good pun, right?
Steve-O: Mm -hmm.
Brand New Gay: Yeah. But it is one of those things where I... I don't know, call me a sucker, but I like those. I really like those like little HBO postmortem episodes that they do.
Steve-O: They supposedly have an official podcast.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, I was going to listen to it.
Brand New Gay: yeah that's I'll be honest, that's my line.
johnnie stewie: Maybe I'll listen to it tomorrow.
Brand New Gay: I'm not listening to a fucking podcast. Give me a little. five minute thing people talking sitting around
Steve-O: Well, I mean, like that's probably where they would.
Brand New Gay: On that.
Steve-O: Like.
Brand New Gay: I know.
Steve-O: Put that yeah, like it would just be like a clip from that
Brand New Gay: I don't know, but listen, I'm just saying, you know.
johnnie stewie: Well, maybe also maybe it was a creative choice because of how like. jarring the ending was of the first episode you know they just want to let that sit
Steve-O: Mm.
Brand New Gay: well
johnnie stewie: before they show anything else. for the rest of the season.
Brand New Gay: So I don't... I don't know if this is a troll post. But it says, James Gunn says, Lanterns explains why Hal Jordan didn't stop 9 -11. It says...
johnnie stewie: No, that's definitely a troll post.
Steve-O: ah
johnnie stewie: Come on, man.
Brand New Gay: Is that what? All right. What are you saying? 1996.
Steve-O: it would It would be something to understand.
Brand New Gay: We got questions, Hal.
johnnie stewie: That's good.
Steve-O: I was off planet.
Brand New Gay: never
Steve-O: I was off planet.
Brand New Gay: Hey, hey, I didn't write him. I didn't write it to be 1996. I don't know how Jordan would be a 72 -year -old man.
johnnie stewie: which Which Hawkgirl is... ah Is the one. That's going on right now. Is that Jon Stewart's? Uh...
Brand New Gay: Oh yeah, I think so.
johnnie stewie: Lovey doll, are they gonna get together?
Brand New Gay: Who knows?
johnnie stewie: He is vegan.
Brand New Gay: Oh, that's right.
johnnie stewie: He is vegan.
Brand New Gay: That guy's, I don't know, did you guys ever watch Rebel Rage?
Steve-O: No.
johnnie stewie: Sam did like a year before it came out on the net.
Brand New Gay: That's, oh, ooh, nice.
johnnie stewie: It's a beauty program. yeah she said it was good she said it was a good movie
Brand New Gay: That is... um it's It's pretty good, um but I was going to say, if you're not like not familiar with the guy who plays Jon Stewart, like that's probably the best thing to watch because it...
Brand New Gay: He's very good at kind of raising, keeping his cool, but like, oh, like this is the level of intensity this guy kind of brings to the role.
johnnie stewie: right I really, I'm really into him though.
Brand New Gay: Um, Yeah.
johnnie stewie: I'm really into it.
Brand New Gay: He smugness too, dude.
johnnie stewie: Again, I don't know. i don't know much about Jon Stewart like I'm not Jon Stewart fucking Stan or much about his his origin or his backstory either and I'm really into this character.
johnnie stewie: Right now. Like i'm really into it Mendo's fucking... traumatic childhood and and everything. I want it all. I want the whole load. as Paul Pierce said. One time.
Brand New Gay: Ew.
johnnie stewie: You know?
Brand New Gay: L dude. Gross. Do you think it is a kind of a... MacGuffin. Or like a false flag. the the whole The way the episode ends.
Steve-O: I...
johnnie stewie: you can only You can only assume that it is. And also. Like.
johnnie stewie: He was very... I mean, this is what this was 10 years. Post. the middle middle part of the episode, right? There's 20.
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: those That was 2016.
Steve-O: Yeah, 2026
Brand New Gay: Yeah, it's 1996 and 2016 and 2026.
johnnie stewie: I mean, depending on how those 10 years went, like he didn't seem that but upset about it either. And it's almost like he expected it.
Brand New Gay: Yeah. Yeah. yep
johnnie stewie: So I don't know if it's like. If it's real or not, like if it's it could be a MacGuffin.
Steve-O: Something's up.
johnnie stewie: I think. Yeah, but that definitely the the shock value is there.
Brand New Gay: I mean, I'll be honest, I...
johnnie stewie: where
Brand New Gay: Not to act like I'm... I'm a genius, but like I wasn't surprised. solely just based off the fact that who they casted. and kind of where that character's at.
Brand New Gay: I'm like, all right.
johnnie stewie: Yo.
Brand New Gay: like I don't expect him to be Green Lantern for another fucking 15 years, you know, in the DCU.
johnnie stewie: Now I'm curious I'm curious if... if Oh, no, because his death is... on unknown i'm I was going to say, I'm curious if his ring went to Guy, but... guy had already been Green Lantern for awhile. at this point.
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: in the timeline So. That's interesting.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, dude. Guy was fucking... pounding all those fours, whatever he said in Superman. He was... crushing it, dude. Um... Yeah, no, man. it's I really just... i haven't Nothing bad to say except I wish there was more.
johnnie stewie: This...
Steve-O: Yeah, I wish they'd give us three episodes.
johnnie stewie: This stuff this stuff is supposed to the stuff supposed to like this Series is supposed to lead right into Amanda tomorrow
Brand New Gay: Oh, is it really?
johnnie stewie: They're saying, too.
Brand New Gay: Nice.
johnnie stewie: Yeah. like the whatever happens in here is like a lead -in
Brand New Gay: Nice. Good.
johnnie stewie: think you do You think David Korn's sweatshirt?
Steve-O: Amen.
Brand New Gay: Good.
johnnie stewie: Dude, I just realized. David Cornsweth's initials are DC.
Brand New Gay: um Do I...
Steve-O: Thank you.
johnnie stewie: it's Perfect.
Steve-O: Pretty good.
Brand New Gay: Think he's going to show up.
johnnie stewie: is he Is he gonna show up? Is he gonna show up?
Brand New Gay: I don't know. This kind of feels not like his bag. I think... i think They're getting green. They're getting guy. And that's that's enough. Right.
johnnie stewie: That's it. Okay.
Steve-O: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: That's going to be enough, yeah.
Brand New Gay: Yeah. Because he popped up, right? Didn't he? He didn't pop up in... um peacemaker, right?
Steve-O: Yeah he did. He popped up in the first episode.
Brand New Gay: No, Lex did
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: yeah no Yeah, Lex and Guy.
Steve-O: No, no, no.
johnnie stewie: No, no. They were in they interviewed him.
Steve-O: Thank you. Yeah.
johnnie stewie: Him and Hawkgirl interviewed him for the...
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, what is their Justice League called again?
Steve-O: ah The Justice Gang.
johnnie stewie: the ah
Brand New Gay: Justice.
johnnie stewie: Justice gang.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, yeah
johnnie stewie: Yeah, they interviewed him for the justice gang.
Brand New Gay: Yeah um Yeah, so I don't know. I think you got corn sweat for... for Supergirl. And.
Steve-O: Is this going to be the one since Superman that sticks it?
Brand New Gay: And that's it.
Steve-O: Because Peacemaker Season 2 didn't stick it. Supergirl. Which I know we're going to talk about unfortunately it seemed to not do great in the box office Um,
Steve-O: Is this going to be the one that kind of like. keeps the like Excitement going for the Gunvers.
johnnie stewie: See you tonight. Dude, I'm thinking Clayface is going to be good, dude.
Steve-O: Okay.
johnnie stewie: I don't know. Maybe I'm maybe i'm weird.
Brand New Gay: Man, you know what's fun? my My hot take is I think Clayface is going to crash and burn.
johnnie stewie: Do you think it's not going to do well or it's not going to be a good movie?
Brand New Gay: Um... It's not going to be a good movie. I think it's going to be... I hope I'm wrong. i have i There's just a feeling I can't kick.
johnnie stewie: What about creature commandos creature commandos season 2 what about that
Brand New Gay: I think that will be fine. Um,
johnnie stewie: What else is in the pipeline?
Brand New Gay: But it's like the stakes are the stakes are low. Yeah, what else is in the pipeline? because Didn't he cancel a bunch of shit? He canceled a boost of gold.
Steve-O: Booster Gold. um
Brand New Gay: So man of tomorrow.
Steve-O: Just keep them out.
Brand New Gay: Um...
johnnie stewie: Lots were riding on that I guess uh
Brand New Gay: Yeah, what? Coming out.
johnnie stewie: Wonder Woman? Wonder Woman's coming out.
Brand New Gay: Maybe. Who knows, man?
johnnie stewie: Brave and the Bold is the Batman movie.
Brand New Gay: yeah that's it but that's Fucking like 2029 or something
johnnie stewie: So that what I'm seeing on the...
Brand New Gay: So at that point, maybe Batman 2 will come out?
johnnie stewie: Fandom.
johnnie stewie: it's superman then supergirl then clayface then man of tomorrow then wonder or woman then Brave and the Bold, then Swamp Thing, Teen Titans, and Sgt. Rock. I thought Sgt. Rock got canceled too.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, yeah. Sergeant Rock's cooked, dude. ah Mr. Miracle, apparently. I don't know if that's... i think that just got cancelled though right like they were going to do a mr miracle show Um...
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: Oh no, ah there's the other, what was the other thing I saw? Wasn't no they're doing um Mr. Terrific at some point too, I think.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, but I thought...
johnnie stewie: That's going to be in there. And the Jimmy Olsen Show.
Brand New Gay: Oh, the the I think I heard the Mr. Terrific show got canned, but the Jimmy Olsen show.
johnnie stewie: ah
Brand New Gay: Wait, Mr. Terrific.
johnnie stewie: When's James Gunn getting canned?
Steve-O: Oh damn.
johnnie stewie: He's he's the next.
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: Give me five minutes.
Brand New Gay: uh...
Brand New Gay: can refer to Let me see. Upcoming DC. Actively developing a modern live action. All right, so I don't think it's been canceled. That's good. And then what else did John say? He said... um Oh, the Jimmy Olsen show.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: meals. Let's just do it. Buh -buh -buh.
Brand New Gay: ah It is... True Crime Documentary, co -created by American Vandals Dan Peralt and Tony... Yes, send it. Let's go. Okay.
Brand New Gay: Oh, it that's right. It's gonna double as a Gorilla Grodd thing.
Brand New Gay: Can I be honest? I you don't... I didn't love that Jimmy Olsen. in Superman.
Steve-O: Not a big fan.
Brand New Gay: Maybe it's the actor. I just haven't really... I don't. I think he's bad, but he's just kind of like... So in... um The righteous gemstones he plays like a major character in that show
Steve-O: Hmm.
Brand New Gay: And he's just kind of like a... an aw shucks type guy but like Not in a way that I felt like worked. in Superman, or at least maybe for Jimmy Olsen.
Brand New Gay: And I'm definitely in the minority because clearly he was so popular that they said, let's give this guy a spinoff show. But...
Steve-O: I feel like... um To kind of agree with you, I feel like that Jimmy Olsen... Wouldn't. fit with a show.
Brand New Gay: yeah like i it may And maybe it's that. maybe It's not like i so he took away from the movie. I don't think he did that. But like. I definitely didn't walk away going like that guy should. That guy could carry his own show.
Brand New Gay: Now...
Steve-O: i enjoy like I enjoy Jimmy Olsen. I thought the like the stuff in the movie was fun. But. Like I don't see that Jimmy Olsen. like being the lead in a ah show that tries to follow like Jimmy Olsen comics.
Brand New Gay: you know, he ah Even though this is not compared. comparable at all, but he plays... um So remember the... ah God, what what the hell's the movie coming out called? Primetime?
Brand New Gay: With a...
Steve-O: Oh yeah.
Brand New Gay: how to catch predator
Steve-O: Mm.
Brand New Gay: that actor Skyler Skyler something or other. the, Skylar Gisando? I cannot. Skyler G I S O N D O. We'll just call him Skyler.
Brand New Gay: Skyler plays like the prepubescent boy who like. So it's like, hey, I'm in the other room. Like... During like in the how to catch a predator.
Steve-O: Oh yeah.
Brand New Gay: ah things. And like in the trailer, like you can tell he's like, this feels kind of creepy. like i don't I don't know about this. and ah So, yeah, I mean, that's Jimmy Olsen. a young man who can play very young. and um We'll catch perverts.
Brand New Gay: on live tv Because he's a... he's a photo journalist. Steve.
Steve-O: Like Frank West.
Brand New Gay: That's what is true. Yeah, that's what his job is. So that's...
Steve-O: if
Brand New Gay: It's pretty sick, dude.
Steve-O: That's pretty sick.
Brand New Gay: Oh, man. You know what? um I watched some other things today. I had some i had some rewatches.
Steve-O: Oh did you?
Brand New Gay: i dug I dug into the old...
Steve-O: Okay.
Brand New Gay: I don't even know what you would call it. ah So, like I said, I was cleaning my office.
johnnie stewie: Okay.
Brand New Gay: We were rearranging some things.
Steve-O: Hmm?
Brand New Gay: And I fired up a... I had a double feature. I watched Doctor Strange and then I watched Thor Ragnarok. Back to back. All right.
Steve-O: Oh, did you get your movie list from Marvel of like what do you need to watch before doomsday?
Brand New Gay: Dude, that was before I saw that.
Steve-O: Oh, okay.
Brand New Gay: fucking insane list. um
Steve-O: i
Brand New Gay: It's like 40 hours.
johnnie stewie: and watch it. Watching MCU movies? Ah.
Brand New Gay: yeah I said, you know, because I was like, let me just put something on while I clean.
johnnie stewie: Gross.
Brand New Gay: And then what happens all the time is I fucking... so i was cleaning.
johnnie stewie: Why didn't you put on...
Brand New Gay: And then I sat there.
johnnie stewie: Why didn't you put on Spider -Man 2? so that you could actually decide.
Brand New Gay: Because...
johnnie stewie: If that's the best.
Brand New Gay: decide.
johnnie stewie: or not
Brand New Gay: How dare you? Oh, dear.
johnnie stewie: Well, I don't know man
Brand New Gay: Wow, dude.
johnnie stewie: don't you You said you had the wonder.
Brand New Gay: Dude, I gotta...
johnnie stewie: You said you were thinking about it.
Brand New Gay: Can I be honest? Can I be honest?
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: i've i I have been getting a little bit of the itch. This is months ago, by the way. I, But I've been getting a little bit of the extra. I'm like... They put on some of these other movies, these old...
Brand New Gay: phase, multiverse saga type ah MCU movies. yeah yeah Maybe they're not.
Steve-O: and
Brand New Gay: as bad as I remember. They probably are. Bye. Just something I can put on. Enjoy. I'll have to pause it. when I walk away, you know. I've seen them all.
Brand New Gay: I was like, yeah, why not? I was cleaning some stuff. but ah You know what I did see? I saw the end of Oak Street. the dinosaur movie. that
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
Steve-O: dinosaur movie.
Brand New Gay: but I saw the dinosaur movie, dude. That was a good flick.
johnnie stewie: It was good.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, dude, it was... um It was a movie where... Part of me just wants to say, what was Anne Hathaway's fucking problem? Because she is...
Brand New Gay: kind of awful in this like not in terms of acting just like her character is just kind of like It's like, what is it? Like, granted, Ewan McGregor plays like useless husband very well.
Brand New Gay: like very well remember like fargo where he plays like a huge loser
johnnie stewie: Yeah, dude Yeah.
Brand New Gay: He kind of plays that guy.
johnnie stewie: He was twins. He was twins, actually.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, yeah, right? so So he plays... a loser. But who's trying? And his wife, Anne Hathaway, is just fucking over it. She's like, I do not want to be involved in this. is. And...
Brand New Gay: It is, ah you know, they call it like, I think... There's a term for it, right? But they call it like Amblin -liked. Like. right? The Amblin entertainment style. of of movies like the Spielberg.
johnnie stewie: right Yeah, yeah
Brand New Gay: um And it definitely, definitely fits. um It feels like a cool little throwback. It's written and directed by David Robert Mitchell. um who did i think kind of famously it follows like that's the movie everyone knows him from
johnnie stewie: Right.
Brand New Gay: And there's some stuff in here that ah legitimately creeped me out. um, Not to say it's scary, but like it is a movie about... Dinosaurs?
Brand New Gay: And the concept is just... It's straight out of the 80s, right? It's just like, oh. A time bubble just transports this neighborhood. into the past where there's dinosaurs. And then they just got to kind of figure it out.
Brand New Gay: And it's a little bit more raw than you would expect it to be. You know, some some people are clearly getting murdered and eaten. and Um,
Brand New Gay: And the only thing it doesn't do at least as much as I wanted it to, because it's only it's like an hour and a half. And maybe this is just me going like, oh, if it was two hours, we could have gotten that more like fleshed out.
Brand New Gay: Because, yeah, in that era, 80s, 90s, early 90s movies where it's like. everybody's a character. It's not just the main three characters, right? It's like, oh, like the neighbors are main characters. and Kind of um like the birbs, right?
Steve-O: ah
Brand New Gay: Like. I love the burbs so much because Everybody is. a fun character. And they kind of touch on that a little bit and then they just go like, no, they get eaten or they're just not interested in exploring that anymore.
Brand New Gay: And like I said, the runtime's quick. it's It's a movie that moves. um There's some surprising stuff in it.
Steve-O: oh
Brand New Gay: ah There's some really cool visuals in it. And it ends on... I would argue a bit of a hokey note. But it's... It's like that kind of movie, so it's hard to really...
Brand New Gay: crap on it, but it was like...
Steve-O: I heard the ending. It got spoiled for me.
Brand New Gay: Oh, that sucks.
Steve-O: Yeah, the fact that it's actually the Spider -Verse.
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
Steve-O: Caught by the lizard.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, he turns all the humans in. the it's It's the part where he succeeds. you know it's it's It's the multiverse where you turn into...
Steve-O: is see Yeah. He did it. and He did it.
Brand New Gay: Bye -bye.
Steve-O: He succeeded.
Brand New Gay: ah did Wait, did you actually get it soiled for you?
Steve-O: no no that is okay i'm not gonna lie that is genuinely what i thought was a spoiler for a little bit of time and then i was like there's no way there's no way that's real
Brand New Gay: Jesus! No. No, there's there's no way. um Yeah, no, i won't ah I won't spoil it.
Steve-O: God bless.
Brand New Gay: Um, but dude yeah i i officially give it a uh it's a good sit I go, oh.
Steve-O: the
Brand New Gay: I bequeath.
johnnie stewie: Okay.
Steve-O: coveted Devin Goodsit award.
Brand New Gay: The goods certainly come. carbon it di in goods do This is one of those... um There's a theater by my work.
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: that I'm like, do I sit in traffic or do I just go by myself and watch a movie? And this was my first little run. And I just... I said, one ticket for Edna Boak Street. Please?
Brand New Gay: And the guy was like, can you tell me how it is? And I was like, are you going to be literally the guy I was getting like popcorn from? He's like, oh, he's like, what do you see? And I told him, he's like. look oh let me know if it's good and I was like are you even gonna be here he's like yeah I was like okay and then I and then this is how I'm how much of a fucking loser I am. I'm waiting for him to be free to give him the nod.
johnnie stewie: wow
Brand New Gay: Like he's dealing with customers and I'm like. Do I just go or do I wait for him to notice me? So I fucking waited for like three minutes. And I was like,
Brand New Gay: I just gave him a thumbs up. He's like, sick. And I was like. What a waste of my fucking time, dude.
johnnie stewie: ah
johnnie stewie: Stab.
Brand New Gay: Fuck a dork.
johnnie stewie: He was just trying to make small talk with you was he like yo tell me how it is big guy like like the indian Like the Indian restaurant guy?
Brand New Gay: Honestly, no. now no he ah No, he... I'll be honest, he kind of looked like ah you not to be a... so Not to make assumptions, but you look like a scrawny...
Brand New Gay: movie nerd who worked at a movie theater. I was like, oh, that's cool.
johnnie stewie: Let me know how it is, a little bro.
Brand New Gay: He's like, oh man, can you tell me how it is?
johnnie stewie: What if he gave you the little bro?
Brand New Gay: Oh, dude.
johnnie stewie: Let me know how it is my guy
Brand New Gay: can Can I be honest with you?
johnnie stewie: What if he said my guy?
Brand New Gay: Wait, John, are you... Are you at that point where like. you're you're getting a little bit more bossy. as you're as you're older to strangers. Like...
johnnie stewie: ah
Brand New Gay: I am.
johnnie stewie: Like, what do you mean?
Brand New Gay: like I'm like
johnnie stewie: like it means Give me an example.
Brand New Gay: Like, alright, so... I was at the... is a few months ago, but I was at the dog park. And there was snow. There was snow everywhere. And this guy just like could not. figure out.
Brand New Gay: how to like handle the the hose and the snow situation. And I was like, on the other side of the fence and i'm barking orders at him and he's listening to me I'm like, yo, do that to put that over there No, stop that. Move that over there. like I'm just telling them how to do it correctly.
Brand New Gay: And I was, Jenny's like, you're like, and like, I'll, I'll move the pools.
johnnie stewie: i don't I don't think I'm like that.
Brand New Gay: I'll put the pool away. I'll take the pool out. I'll drain the pool in the dog park. Like. I fucking... I don't know.
johnnie stewie: you know, I thought we i thought we banned Bossy years ago.
Brand New Gay: Jenny's like... youre
johnnie stewie: I thought that's what happened.
Brand New Gay: Yeah. dude No, no, no.
Steve-O: Now Devin's bringing Posse back, baby.
Brand New Gay: that's if That's if you're a woman. As a man, it's okay. Clearly.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, clearly
Brand New Gay: now dude yeah i'm jenny's like you're your your 40 is showing and that's what she says to me i was like
Steve-O: Oh.
Brand New Gay: I was like, that fucking hurts, dude.
johnnie stewie: Damn. Damn.
Brand New Gay: That stings. ah man yeah I also i chewed through um The Hawk. Don't know if you guys ever
johnnie stewie: Uh, the... The Will Ferrell.
Brand New Gay: Will Ferrell. Yeah. it's It's not bad. It's...
johnnie stewie: Was it funny?
Brand New Gay: Yeah, it's enjoyable. It's not like... laugh out loud funny.
johnnie stewie: It's not like eastbound and down.
Brand New Gay: It's...
johnnie stewie: it's not like that
Brand New Gay: And it's weird because it's it's like the same... producers and it's like definitely in that vein it just almost feels like Like Will Ferrell doesn't have that. insane meanness in him the way
johnnie stewie: Right.
Brand New Gay: Danny McBride. Yes.
johnnie stewie: Right.
Brand New Gay: Um, But at the end of the day, dude, it's kind of like a sports tournament type movie show, and i'm just they're just infinitely watchable to me.
johnnie stewie: okay
Steve-O: It's a class.
Brand New Gay: And... Yeah, and it's it's good in the Will Ferrell way, right? It's like, it's not...
johnnie stewie: Right.
Brand New Gay: It feels like a bit of a mismatch because it's it's got... the trappings of a Danny McBride, Kenny Powers type character and show.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: but it's got the style of you know ah of how Will Ferrell is. He's not going to be overly mean. he's he's probably going to be a little bit more psychotic. Then, like... dastardly and evil.
Brand New Gay: uh, But um Molly Shannon is really good at this.
johnnie stewie: right
Brand New Gay: Like. i don't know man she just goes on she has a few fucking rants and I'm like damn she might get nominated for this show. it's She's really good.
johnnie stewie: ah really
Steve-O: a
Brand New Gay: Yeah. um But dude, like 30 minutes, I think 10 episodes. ah we ah We chew through it in like two days, dude.
Steve-O: That's not bad at all.
Brand New Gay: ah Not bad. Not... not Bad, definitely worth your time. um Yeah. Also the guy. Dude, the so his son, Will Ferrell's son, this guy Lance, is played by this guy Johnny Tatro, and i could it was driving me nuts.
Brand New Gay: I was like halfway through to see, I was like, where is this guy from? ah And he's from... um Did you guys watch American Vandal?
Steve-O: No.
johnnie stewie: No
Brand New Gay: The Netflix show. It was like the Netflix show where this guy just... kept drawing dicks everywhere. It's kind of like a mockumentary style.
johnnie stewie: Oh, no, I did.
Steve-O: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
johnnie stewie: No, I did see.
Brand New Gay: Yeah yeah yeah yeah!
johnnie stewie: I did watch.
Steve-O: Okay. Yes, yes, yes.
johnnie stewie: that I did watch that.
Steve-O: I'm sorry.
Brand New Gay: That's...
Steve-O: Yes.
Brand New Gay: a is Okay, so that's him. right that guy the guy i was like this guy's hilarious And then I never saw him again. He pops up in this show.
Steve-O: All right. That's good.
Brand New Gay: Um, Yeah, and he definitely, it definitely feels like he's not a good fit at all. And then he kind of finds his way. He kind of strikes me as a character that like if this goes on for like two, three seasons, he's going to be like.
Brand New Gay: A psycho. by the end of it. As opposed to just kind of like... um You know, like The Office or... um Um, parks and rec with that character that like doesn't quite fit and they either leave the show or they become like a totally different character and they become kind of a maniac
Steve-O: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: I feel like he's gonna go one of two ways.
Steve-O: Okay.
Brand New Gay: um But no, dude, it's ah like I said. Solid show. Not a big time sink. And Mahalish.
Steve-O: What's that on again?
Brand New Gay: ah This is Netflix.
Steve-O: Okay.
Brand New Gay: Let's do this. shoot right through it. So yeah, man, the Hawks. Hawks solid.
Steve-O: Hawking the hawk.
johnnie stewie: Nice.
Brand New Gay: And then... And I don't think I... Let's start watching the tires a little bit. Tire season three, which is... It'll solid if you like tires. um I'm never going to scream at people to go watch tires, but you know if you like it. You like it.
Brand New Gay: Oh, yeah, man.
Steve-O: If you're in the...
johnnie stewie: Okay.
Steve-O: Cheers.
Brand New Gay: that's i just been i'm almost I'm almost on my replay of Final Fantasy VII. Be brave.
Steve-O: Almost.
johnnie stewie: Oh man.
Steve-O: Hey.
Brand New Gay: i can I can taste it, dude.
Steve-O: John, you said you finally got around to watching Supergirl.
johnnie stewie: Yeah a movie I was very excited for Because the I mean I'll fucking flat -out say the the the comic that I was adapting Is I think one of the best comics DC has ever put out.
johnnie stewie: to be honest.
Brand New Gay: Yeah? It's an instant classic.
johnnie stewie: It's really it's really up there like Like, um... So like you know when when you hear that they're adapting this story you're like oh shit Yeah, we're fucking, we're serious now. You know, we're we're doing real things.
johnnie stewie: You know? and um I was. Like it. i'll do this this isn't really i mean you could call this coping if you want I didn't think it was a bad. movie By any means. Like it definitely was. enjoyable.
johnnie stewie: The action was good. Um... Like, I think the... The. Perfect. analogy is Amazing Spider -Man, right? Like, that movie's just fucking bad. like those Both of those movies are just bad movies.
johnnie stewie: And I think the the movie being bad. really outweighs Andrew Garfield's performance, which I thought was okay. I thought he was okay as Spider -Man. I don't think he's great.
johnnie stewie: um there's a lot of You know, there's a lot of weird things, Devin, like him like fucking, you know. blatantly trying to have a Brooklyn accent. Or Queen's accent. like in some scenes like there's there's just a lot of stuff
Brand New Gay: Yep. Yep yep. I'll be honest. I'm not a fan of that in any iteration. I don't even like when Tom Holland does it.
johnnie stewie: So you don't... You know... Right. I mean, but like, like... Aside from No Way Home, like where, like how, like...
Brand New Gay: But no.
johnnie stewie: ah what would what would you grade andrew garfield's performance like do you is he Like. Would you consider him a really good Spider -Man? Or do you think that the movie is is bad?
Brand New Gay: It's So it's like he's... I'm going to say as Spider -Man, he's still like third. But it's like it's they're all good. There's not he's not like a bad Spider -Man.
Brand New Gay: he's just it's kind of like a cavill situation right it's like he's a good superman he's just in a fucking dog shit movie
johnnie stewie: right
johnnie stewie: Yeah. And it's not necessarily his fault.
Brand New Gay: You know?
johnnie stewie: And it's a shame. It's like a shame that. You know, they had to be in that movie with that direct that specific director and
Brand New Gay: Yeah, yeah
johnnie stewie: that With that direction. and you know. the style they wanted to go with um I...
johnnie stewie: It pains me. because like I'm. you know.
johnnie stewie: you know After watching Superman, like you have all these high hopes. You know, I mean, I'll just. probably some receipts there of me like flat out trying to predict that. That that I was gonna like this movie more than and Superman.
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: You know?
Brand New Gay: You were like... You were being like cannibalistic. leave toxic. You're like this.
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: this is looks This makes Superman look like shit. No. I was like, alright.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, and no, no, and then like... you know, and So the thing is, like... I thought milie ah Millie Alcock was, like, amazing. I thought she was awesome.
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: There's just things in the movie that. They left out a lot of. They let ah left out small things, I guess, that... may be considered small.
johnnie stewie: to like a casual But like... To somebody that's like. like really into The story. They're huge like the and specifically the the hand -washing scene Like that's something that they could have had in the movie.
johnnie stewie: But they just to add to character to to both Ruthie and.
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: and Kara's characters, you know, like. add some more depth on Ruthie's background. and and And Millie's... you know, temperament as a as a person.
johnnie stewie: you know, instead of being you know the cowboy. cowgirl superhero that that she was in in the in the story
Brand New Gay: m
johnnie stewie: uh like they left that out And like when you leave something like. There's other things too, like like Steve, did you read the comic?
Steve-O: No, I did not, but I...
johnnie stewie: Okay.
Steve-O: I ah probably should.
johnnie stewie: Yeah. All right. I don't i don't really want to – yeah, I don't want to spoil the comic.
Brand New Gay: i'm I'm curious to see what Steve would think without reading the comment.
johnnie stewie: Well, Sam I mean, again, Sam's not really, like, fucking hard for these things like we are, but, like... she She really liked it. She thought it was really good.
Brand New Gay: Okay. Anyway, like...
johnnie stewie: So I was like, oh, okay.
Brand New Gay: oh
johnnie stewie: And she was like, what'd you think? I was like, ah yeah, you know, I mean, a fuck. Because like, the end...
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: like the way. The way they end this movie is... i don't want to so I don't want to just say it's vastly different than how they end it in the comic, but it's just fucking wrong. like it's just you know.
johnnie stewie: Almost as bad as... man of steel like if if it had the same weight and the same stakes as a superman movie Like I would have thrown my hat.
Brand New Gay: Yeah. Yeah. yeah
johnnie stewie: but you know it's just supergirl like it's not necessarily like Like my whole childhood on on on on the ah on the brink here. So I was like, whatever.
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: But also, it pissed me off. like I was thinking about it again today. I'm like, why the fuck did they end the movie like that? like this. It's really fucked up that they would do that. like i Mean I get why Like they're trying to show everybody.
johnnie stewie: Oh, this isn't just Superman. Like, and that's their fucking like shallow and. Fucking low IQ way of of of doing something like that You know? Bye.
johnnie stewie: I just don't. You could have done the same thing that they did in the comic and it would have made it would have made more sense in in the movie too, I think. in in my head So like.
johnnie stewie: Because, you you know. I... it was Between that and what Devin was saying earlier, like like the guy like this isn't James Gunn's movie, but like the dude was trying to be James Gunn.
johnnie stewie: in this, like you. just
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: And like when when it's like that blatant, it's like it's really hard to. Get behind it. you know.
Steve-O: Right.
johnnie stewie: So like.
Brand New Gay: It could have been its own thing, and it just felt...
johnnie stewie: I don't know
Brand New Gay: Like it was just trying to be something else. Very. I don't want to say desperately, but just like... I don't know. and There's talks of of different cuts, and yeah.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, it's like it's like it's like Craig... Yeah, it's like Craig Gillespie had two fucking prime directives for this movie. One. Make it as much like Guardians of the Galaxy as you can.
johnnie stewie: And two. make sure Supergirl is defined completely different as... as it makes your car is defined completely in opposite and different than
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: then ah than than Cal. than Clark. so Like it was almost like that was the main objective. It wasn't. tell and Tell this amazing story. That's one of the best comic books. that DC Comics has ever produced in its entire history.
johnnie stewie: Like. you know it's not
Brand New Gay: Yeah, yeah
johnnie stewie: Adapt this story. so that it it conveys the same messages that that the the incredible story does in the movie, but... you know. But it's just like, make a movie. make ah make a movie You know?
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
Steve-O: Right.
Brand New Gay: and it's And it's like... I really like Craig Gillespie. I think I, Tonya is really good. I love Fright Night. I like la Lars and the Real Girl. like I like all of these movies.
Brand New Gay: And it's not to say that he did. all i you know I never saw Cruella, but like he he somehow made that good.
johnnie stewie: ah No, Corral was actually good.
Brand New Gay: that' what i mean I heard it's it's really good, but it's just like... I don't know, man. It's just like, I really. expected a lot more. And this movie just kind of... It doesn't land anything it's really trying to do.
Steve-O: This is Weird to me because I'm... um' Looking up at the Supergirl IMDb... The writers for this, it's... Just one person.
johnnie stewie: It's...
Steve-O: Anna Noguera?
johnnie stewie: And.
Brand New Gay: No, Gara, I think yeah
Steve-O: Nogueira?
johnnie stewie: And it's the and's the writer of the comic book, too. Tom King, right? It's Tom King.
Steve-O: It's no, no. it's His name is nowhere near this.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, on IMDb.
Steve-O: his he's
Brand New Gay: Yeah, it just says
Steve-O: slated. He's writing lanterns.
johnnie stewie: Tom King.
Steve-O: Tom King, yeah. It's like...
johnnie stewie: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's alright, yeah.
Steve-O: a
Brand New Gay: Oh, yeah, yeah. and That... that Shout out?
johnnie stewie: Oh, interesting.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, you're right.
johnnie stewie: Interesting. I wonder why that was good and the fucking this movie that based on a comic he actually wrote was bad.
Brand New Gay: ah
Steve-O: laughter
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: Actually, that makes more sense now that he's like this is like Because Tom King is, like, I guess notorious for, like, being, like, fucking... Because he's, like, a... but He's an ex -Marine, right?
Brand New Gay: He's like an ex -CIA guy or something like that.
johnnie stewie: Like he served. Yeah, or something. Yeah, so yeah, so there's...
Steve-O: Oh wild.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, yeah Tom King's yeah
johnnie stewie: And again, None of that stuff's in Woman of Tomorrow. Like, you don't get any of that shit in Woman of Tomorrow.
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: It's just a really good... Like, how would you describe it? Like a fucking space fantasy? Like.
Brand New Gay: Like space true grit with unicorns.
johnnie stewie: that That comic. space yeah it's like Yeah, it's like, yeah, it's like. Space fantasy, but... way true but in the style of True Grit.
Brand New Gay: Yeah. Yeah, it's...
johnnie stewie: And that's the that's the other thing.
Brand New Gay: ah
johnnie stewie: you don't even We didn't even get much. It didn't feel like a Western. either. this this uh this movie And it that really pisses me off because.
johnnie stewie: The story is literally true grit. with Supergirl. Like that's what it is.
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: got know She was not like Rooster Cogburn.
Brand New Gay: i Yeah.
johnnie stewie: at all.
Brand New Gay: it's It's weird, too, because, like, ah well...
johnnie stewie: and She didn't say, fill your hand, you son of a bitch, at the end. She doesn't say that in the comic, but... You know, we didn't I didn't get those vibes. You know?
Brand New Gay: But listen, lo but Lobo, right? Right, Lobo?
johnnie stewie: Yeah, and that's that's the other that's the other really shitty thing Steve is like Lobo. We love Lobo. Because, like, Sam was like, oh.
Brand New Gay: It was a fun... Character.
johnnie stewie: yeah sam's like oh who's lobo i'm like oh he's the fucking main man That's who he is, and he rules.
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: You're going to like them. And then. he If you... Cut. all of his parts from the movie you would not have fucking Like, it wouldn't have...
Steve-O: New.
johnnie stewie: made a difference.
Brand New Gay: it wouldn't affect the plot.
Steve-O: Oh.
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: Which is frustrating because it's like Lobo's not in the comic. So...
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: it It makes sense as to why he...
johnnie stewie: So they put him in.
Brand New Gay: shouldn't really affect the plot, but at the same time, it's like...
johnnie stewie: No, but
Brand New Gay: Like... it
johnnie stewie: this is the other thing is tom king said that he originally
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: wrote lobo in woman of tomorrow but the editors yeah and the editors told him to take him out
Brand New Gay: Oh really?
johnnie stewie: So he did took took lobo out completely well i don't know if he like i think in the outline
Brand New Gay: Wow
johnnie stewie: Or like the.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, like like there was a there was a version where Lobo was in it.
johnnie stewie: A summary. there's There was a version of his story in outline format where Lobo makes an appearance or something or is in it.
Brand New Gay: and
Brand New Gay: Yeah. And I mean, like... That's cool, but like... Yeah, this is...
johnnie stewie: But, like, why why can't we apply those same... like Editorial like things that are like. that make the story good in the comic like why can't we apply those same things to the movie
Brand New Gay: Yeah. It's one of those things where it's it's like just like a problem with like modern superhero films where it's like... This is a soft... Pilot. like soft launch for Lobo, but it
johnnie stewie: You know what? put Put a Hulk and put a... Put Hulk in Punisher. in ah in in Brand New Day.
Brand New Gay: Yeah. Like that works. This doesn't.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, it's just like...
Brand New Gay: you know, and it's,
johnnie stewie: No, no, and that's what I'm saying. You know Fucking what's... what Daniel Day. lo and what's the What's the guy's name? Daniel.
Brand New Gay: ah I don't.
johnnie stewie: the The director of Brainy Day. What's his name?
Brand New Gay: Oh, oh. Why'd you guys say that?
johnnie stewie: It's Daniel something.
Brand New Gay: He did Shang -Chi, I think. Spider -Man. brand new day director. It is Destin Daniel Cretton.
johnnie stewie: Best in Daniel Cretton or whatever. Yeah.
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: Like... Some fucking... disney executive was like oh we should probably just put two other superheroes in this just just Because fuck you, you know, like basically like. Fuck you. We need. To make toys. So put Hulk and Punisher in it.
johnnie stewie: and he was like, oh, okay. And then he still fucking made it work in the movie.
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: Like, it still works. Like even, you know.
Brand New Gay: Oh, he also did Wonder Man.
johnnie stewie: So like that
Brand New Gay: Sick. That's good
johnnie stewie: Yeah, he isn't he he's doing something else next right like don't they have him doing some other shit like some other big project now
Brand New Gay: ah
Brand New Gay: ah probably I'm
johnnie stewie: He made a fucking he made a billy already
Brand New Gay: Dude, he made two, Bill.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, he made two Billys.
Brand New Gay: Because we made two. Dude, too fucking Billy. And he's not getting any of that. You know he's not getting a cut. I wonder if Tom Holland's getting a piece.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, it's all good Yeah, of course he is dude.
Brand New Gay: I hope so man.
johnnie stewie: That's all.
Brand New Gay: Not that I actually care about how much money Tom Holland makes but you think if this is like his seventh fucking appearance that he
johnnie stewie: well Well... Spoilers! Spoiler for Steve. Steve, did you watch Brand New Day?
Steve-O: No, I have not.
johnnie stewie: Spoiler Steve Tony Stark does not show up in this movie so
Steve-O: AHHHHH!
johnnie stewie: So half the budget of the movie doesn't have to go to to his...
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
Steve-O: Okay, that's fair, that's fair.
johnnie stewie: three -minute appearance.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, yeah
johnnie stewie: You know? So the money's got to go somewhere, right?
Brand New Gay: Yeah. i got You're right.
johnnie stewie: It's not going to John Bernthal. It's not going to John.
Brand New Gay: but
johnnie stewie: And if anything, they would just give fucking Mark Ruffalo $0. uh from all this all the stuff that he's been saying it.
Brand New Gay: He would accept it. I feel like he'd be like, that's fine. Mark Reveille seems like ah an... and an odd but fun dude like it's fine i don't need it
johnnie stewie: No, but he's been very like staunchly like anti Disney with all the stuff that's going on.
Brand New Gay: Well, yeah, you know Disney's been doing some shitty shit but
johnnie stewie: You know, so. Where people are putting troll posts out that they're recasting. ah Hulk.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, dude.
johnnie stewie: And I'm but and I'm and I'm falling for it
Brand New Gay: You can. Yeah, you're like, hell yeah.
johnnie stewie: I'm falling for it. Yeah, umm believe I'm believing all of them, yeah.
Brand New Gay: I want to see it again.
johnnie stewie: Spider -man
Brand New Gay: Let's stick with it. yeah It is just so nice, especially when you see the other versions. It's just so nice that he's actually in the suit. in a lot of these scenes as opposed to
johnnie stewie: Yeah
Brand New Gay: It's very noticeable sometimes. and you're like Come on, man. You paid for the actor to be there.
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: Just fucking...
johnnie stewie: Yeah, you could tell, like, he's in it, yeah.
Brand New Gay: Use them! Yeah, he's in it and it's... You know, it shocker. it it's noticeable and it's more effective it's crazy how that shit works
johnnie stewie: Yeah, it's weird, right
Brand New Gay: Yeah, yeah. So...
johnnie stewie: Ah.
Brand New Gay: Man, dude, Lantern's killed it.
johnnie stewie: But yes, it's...
Brand New Gay: Spider -Man's killing it. Dare I say I feel good about things again?
johnnie stewie: ah
Brand New Gay: regarding superheroes?
johnnie stewie: yeah du Yeah, you feel so good you fucking bought our doomsday tickets already fucking six months in advance.
Brand New Gay: I did. i'll be honest i do get a weird satisfaction i get like i call it like the money ball Hype. like when it comes to like, figuring out who gets what like what the tickets are trying to find the best times and dates like I turn into Jonah Hill when I'm making trades.
johnnie stewie: What are we seeing this again the 17th
Brand New Gay: Yeah, it's Thursday. 7pm.
johnnie stewie: 7 p .m. Wow.
Brand New Gay: And well, I yeah
Steve-O: Peace.
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: Wait, where are we seeing it?
Brand New Gay: uh, deferred.
johnnie stewie: effort Okay. Wow.
Brand New Gay: I'm sorry.
johnnie stewie: Wait, not even I?
Brand New Gay: Oh.
johnnie stewie: Thanks.
Brand New Gay: No. Alright, fucking relax, okay?
johnnie stewie: I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm just... yeah I was scared.
Brand New Gay: I knew you were going to go there, dude.
johnnie stewie: Are we even gonna be able to see the screen?
Brand New Gay: Uh...
johnnie stewie: i Don't even I don't even know dude
Brand New Gay: Uh... You know what? Who knows? um Yeah, yeah, so... I try. I try to. Fit in Dune. too but i was like they're doing du tickets aren't on sale
johnnie stewie: Dude, yo, real talk. Sam's actually she wants to not go to your wedding so we can go see Street Fighter. She's like more excited about that movie than I am.
Brand New Gay: Is that the same?
Steve-O: ah
Brand New Gay: Is that the same?
johnnie stewie: It's like that same week, yeah.
Brand New Gay: Yep. Tell her to see it on Thursday like a fucking real fan.
johnnie stewie: She like can't wait because the guy that plays Ken was in something some other show that she really liked. So she's like all about Ken right now.
Brand New Gay: You should. you You should be worried.
johnnie stewie: Yeah. No, I know.
Brand New Gay: That guy's a babe.
johnnie stewie: I am. No, I'm worried because Ken fucking I hate n
Brand New Gay: He's in the Charlie's Angels reboot. I know that. Noah... Oh, he's in...
johnnie stewie: Let me show you a
Brand New Gay: he's in um he's He plays... um Damage in Black Adam?
johnnie stewie: Yeah, that's not what she was referring to i don't think
Brand New Gay: What the fuck? No, she's not. She's not wildly attracted to. the character damage in ah What is he in?
Brand New Gay: Peace. I've seen ballers or something So all the boys I loved before, the perfect date. Black Adam.
johnnie stewie: Steve look what I pre -ordered
Steve-O: Let me see.
johnnie stewie: It comes out in January.
Steve-O: I'm looking.
johnnie stewie: on bbts
Steve-O: Ooh. Dude!
Brand New Gay: Right, we see them.
johnnie stewie: Isn't that sick?
Steve-O: that's I really dig that. That's so funny.
Brand New Gay: That's Wait.
johnnie stewie: Come on, Devin.
Brand New Gay: us oh Oh, okay.
Steve-O: That's funny.
Brand New Gay: Dude, that's a little too...
Steve-O: That's funny.
Brand New Gay: real looking.
Steve-O: Soft.
Brand New Gay: It creeps me out.
Steve-O: That's great.
johnnie stewie: and But look at his hair. look at guy It's a dusting brush, but it's Guile's hair.
Brand New Gay: Oh, I know
johnnie stewie: That's guile.
Brand New Gay: you know john Are you going to become a Cody Rhodes fan, dude?
johnnie stewie: and
Brand New Gay: Thank you.
johnnie stewie: No, I i'm not even I don't even like Gaia.
Steve-O: He's playing.
johnnie stewie: I just got this because it's fucking cool. Because it's awesome.
Brand New Gay: I'm not, I'm just saying you see the movie and you're like, Hey, Cody Rhodes.
Steve-O: wow
Brand New Gay: I like that Cody Rhodes.
Steve-O: Wow, dude, QB1, man. Come on.
johnnie stewie: I'm not gonna lie. I'm not digging. Jason Momoa's Blanca looks weird to me. He looks...
Steve-O: Looks a little weird.
johnnie stewie: He's got like a fucking...
Brand New Gay: Jason Momoa is what I would call...
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: approaching a Kevin Hart run. We're like...
Brand New Gay: It's not him But like, he's just saying yes to everything and none of it's good.
johnnie stewie: Who's gonna win me over?
Brand New Gay: But some of it makes a lot of money.
johnnie stewie: Okay.
Brand New Gay: Like Minecraft. Right. It's like hey
johnnie stewie: Who's gonna win you? Who's going to be my main in the movie, in the Street Fighter movie?
Brand New Gay: Oh, in the st Street Fighter movie?
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: ah Let me see. uh probably roman oh yeah dude you're gonna get really into roman reigns
johnnie stewie: It's gonna be Julie is it gonna be Julie Julie's gonna be my main
Brand New Gay: It's true is Julie even in this dude. No, it's gonna be John Lee
johnnie stewie: Yeah, she's She's the... um She's the Cobra Kai girl.
Brand New Gay: Oh. That's right. Okay, Emmy.
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: What if it's Kami, dude?
johnnie stewie: And Kami Kami's already a main of mine, so I can't even like
Brand New Gay: Alright.
johnnie stewie: Say that that's fair.
Steve-O: I got to pull up my my toy store order.
johnnie stewie: He was... Who's gonna win me over on the Street Fighter movie? It's not gonna be Dan Hibiki, Steve. I'm sorry.
Brand New Gay: Dude, I'm sorry
Steve-O: No, no, I'm 100 % with you. Fuck that guy.
Brand New Gay: No.
johnnie stewie: but
Brand New Gay: Yes, the... For God's sake. It hits you especially hard.
johnnie stewie: Yo, maybe it'll be, maybe it'll be Ro - Maybe it'll be Roman Reigns Akuma. I don't know
Brand New Gay: Yeah, dude
Steve-O: Dude, come on man.
johnnie stewie: I do like Akuma.
Brand New Gay: Not Chun -Li, dude. She looks fun.
johnnie stewie: yeah but
Brand New Gay: Not Orville Peck.
johnnie stewie: Okay.
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
Steve-O: but You know what?
johnnie stewie: Chun -Li, Chun -Li Nan.
Steve-O: Orville Peck might be a surprise secret MVP.
johnnie stewie: This might be a... This might be... respect for Chun -Li but like Chun -Li is so Vanilla to me now. She's like Ryu and Ken. to me.
Brand New Gay: Okay.
Steve-O: and
Brand New Gay: Okay. Dude, Julie's kind of a deep cut. Because it's like, no one ever fucking cares about Julie, right?
Steve-O: What about Junie?
johnnie stewie: Now, and what... And what kind of...
Steve-O: Julia Jooney, right?
johnnie stewie: Look.
Steve-O: Isn't that?
johnnie stewie: Well, julie yeah, Julie and Junie are the Bison dolls, but Julie is the one that is in the Thunderfoot tribe.
Brand New Gay: Julie's the... Yeah.
johnnie stewie: So she's the one that Bison kidnaps and T -Hawk goes on a fucking...
Steve-O: oh
johnnie stewie: He goes on a Taken mission.
Brand New Gay: What about um Dude, what about...
johnnie stewie: They're back. T -Hawk's not in the movie.
Brand New Gay: ah
Brand New Gay: okay
Steve-O: Not yet.
johnnie stewie: Maybe he'll be in the Stinger.
Brand New Gay: I just had it.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, and then it's The Rock, and then they're going to show The Rock as T -Hawk, and now I'm just going to get mad.
Brand New Gay: Wait, is...
Brand New Gay: Does 50 Cent as Balrog offend you?
johnnie stewie: I'm...
Brand New Gay: or
johnnie stewie: No, I actually like it.
Brand New Gay: Kind of like it.
johnnie stewie: Yeah. Yeah, I'm a fan.
Brand New Gay: ah
johnnie stewie: Because, dude, 50 Cent is like a fucking, he's he always says shit that makes me laugh. Like, he's he's he's an all -time hater.
Brand New Gay: it's true That's true.
johnnie stewie: You know, so like I'm like, you know what?
Brand New Gay: Yeah, that's that's like the good version of what's happening to Steve.
Steve-O: Yeah, you're right.
Brand New Gay: but With Dan Havighi.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Steve-O: Right.
johnnie stewie: not yeah Dan Haviki is a different story.
Steve-O: You got the good end of it.
Brand New Gay: Uh, yeah, man, I don't know. I don't know if i'm uh I like Ken. Monica's whatever.
johnnie stewie: and prop Yeah, I mean, like Ken's definitely going to be the... the breakout, right?
Brand New Gay: i I cannot have any opinion.
johnnie stewie: Because he's like, he's singing karaoke and shit, and like...
Brand New Gay: Yeah. See, like the good and the bad thing about being a big Zangief guy is like he's never going to be anybody's main character in a movie. So I'm just like, yeah, I don't know.
Brand New Gay: I'm not really married to this giant man who's who is mainly famous for being giant as opposed to...
johnnie stewie: You're welcome.
Brand New Gay: Anything else?
Steve-O: He was great in Wreck -It Ralph, though.
johnnie stewie: Who's Joe? There's a guy.
Steve-O: Oh, Joe's from Street Fighter 1.
johnnie stewie: That's the, oh, i that was before my time. Street fighter 1
Brand New Gay: Oh, yeah you were you weren't born yet?
johnnie stewie: Was he the guy in the fucking see the one of the guys in champion edition in the intro
Steve-O: I believe he's a blonde guy.
johnnie stewie: That's punching the dude in the in the street.
Steve-O: Who?
johnnie stewie: She gets punched.
Brand New Gay: Oh.
Steve-O: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: and this in the champion.
Brand New Gay: That guy?
johnnie stewie: So he's he's just that guy's just gonna be In the beginning of the movie.
Steve-O: Just kidding.
johnnie stewie: when they show When they show the Capcom logo in the beginning.
Steve-O: Thanks. punched.
johnnie stewie: That's it.
Brand New Gay: You know... oh no i Don't know ah who's Marvin Kyle Mooney plays a guy named Marvin in Street Fighter.
johnnie stewie: i don't know
Brand New Gay: That's probably just gotta be a gag, right? There's no real Marvin. Street Fighter, let's see. No, he's just a regional guy. I thought he'd be like the other guy that gets punched out in the intro.
johnnie stewie: Yeah. Yeah, he Marvin's the other dude.
Steve-O: The other guy.
Brand New Gay: Man, yeah, that's...
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: that bums me out that uh street fighters My wedding is in the way of Street Fighter.
Steve-O: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: I know.
Brand New Gay: Let's outphrase it.
johnnie stewie: talks.
Brand New Gay: Because I don't think I can...
johnnie stewie: And I've been.
Brand New Gay: I'm not going to be able to convince her. Like, hey, we just got married. You want to work street fighting?
Steve-O: You wanna go to the movies?
Brand New Gay: You should. shes She'll be my wife, so...
Steve-O: My wife.
Brand New Gay: The fuck?
johnnie stewie: My wife.
Brand New Gay: Yeah. Oh, is Joe um Alexander Volkanovsky? Is that who plays Joe?
johnnie stewie: Yeah. Yeah.
Brand New Gay: Yeah. Okay. Okay.
johnnie stewie: You see if he's a UFC fighter?
Brand New Gay: Joe rules. He's a UFC champion. Dude. Alexander Volkanovsky fucking rules. an Australian Ass kicker, dude.
Brand New Gay: He used to play rugby. And now he fights at like 145 pounds and kicks ass.
Brand New Gay: it's one of those guys where i'm like oh he could kill legitimately everybody on this fucking cast you everyone in this in the same night. if you If you wanted to. But... Whatever.
Brand New Gay: That's me.
Steve-O: You telling me he's going to be Roman Reigns, Devin? Wow.
Brand New Gay: yeah Yeah, he'll beat that.
Steve-O: And the rest of the bloodline?
Brand New Gay: hit Yeah, he'll beat Roman Reigns. ah very open Trump supporter, Roman Reigns. Yeah, he'll beat that guy up. Fuck Roman Reigns.
Steve-O: Wait, you said you said he's a UFC guy, though?
Brand New Gay: Alexander Volkanovsky? Yeah. Yeah, he would never.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: there's no there's no I don't know why you would even bring that up, Steve. There's no...
Steve-O: There's no correlation.
Brand New Gay: There's no correlation at all
johnnie stewie: Yo, how many how many ah How many Sonic booms do you think Guile does in this movie?
Brand New Gay: FOO - But man, um you know what? I'm not going to lie. If there's one thing I've never liked.
johnnie stewie: One.
Brand New Gay: in any of these Street Fighter... movies. And by... Any, I mean, the one. I don't like that they make the Hadoukens and the Sonic booms big deals.
Steve-O: These two.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, like like yeah like Yeah, I don't like that either.
Brand New Gay: I don't think we're going to get any Sonic boobs.
johnnie stewie: No, I think we'll get we'll get one
Brand New Gay: I think it's a big deal that... I think it's a really big deal that... Ryu can throw a fireball. I think that's like unique.
Steve-O: Wait. Are you saying that should be...
johnnie stewie: So you're saying one projectile?
Brand New Gay: like I think it's going to be...
johnnie stewie: So one projectile character.
Brand New Gay: No, he's going to hit Blanca with it, but like...
Brand New Gay: like You know how in the the Mortal Kombat movies, they're just throwing their moves out and it's not a huge deal?
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: Like... I just... I don't know. i It doesn't need to...
johnnie stewie: That's how it should be.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, it doesn't need to be
Steve-O: You wanted to be a little better.
johnnie stewie: I don't like that. I don't like they make it like ah they make it a big deal when he throws it.
Brand New Gay: Maybe the first one. But, like...
Steve-O: This one seems like loosey goosey. Like it seems like they're willing to kind of go a lot more silly.
Brand New Gay: Yeah. i hope I hope they are willing to go a little...
Steve-O: Video gaming.
Brand New Gay: bit more so it's just because in that one in that one bit in the trailer it's like a big moment And I don't mean to diminish the moment. But it's also like... Well, dude, fucking Akuma is about to throw one from the sky.
Brand New Gay: and That's going to be way cooler, dude. Which legitimately might be one of the coolest things I've ever seen in my life when I was a kid.
johnnie stewie: No, no. Now, Akuma's gotta do fucking Raging Demon.
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: He's going to do that.
Brand New Gay: Oh, yeah. But no, I'm just saying like...
johnnie stewie: That's gotta be the big move.
Brand New Gay: As a kid...
johnnie stewie: Good moment.
Brand New Gay: seeing the one -handed palm Hadouken from the sky, I was like, that's one of the...
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: coolest things I've ever seen.
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: and uh
Steve-O: It really set things in perspective.
Brand New Gay: he Yeah, it's like, oh, this guy's a badass.
Steve-O: Oh, he could just do it one handed.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, this This guy's this guy's broken he's brought He's OP.
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: Because he can jump and do a fireball.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, I mean I didn't give a shit about the raging demon dude. I was just I was more into that I was like that wass amazing Bro.
Steve-O: You didn't give a shit about the raging demon.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, you're crazy. Raging Demon's like...
Steve-O: Dude.
Brand New Gay: I mean, was the raging demon a thing in his first appearance? Like, legitimately a move?
johnnie stewie: Yes.
Steve-O: I don't know because I was...
johnnie stewie: Yeah, he could do it.
Steve-O: I couldn't do it. I didn't even know how to get a Kuma.
Brand New Gay: see See, actually, I'll be honest. That was a problem. I could figure out how to do an air Hadouken. The Raging Demon at the time, I was like, nah, that's too many buttons, bro.
Steve-O: You go to the arcade and like out of nowhere, there'd just be this guy who could like. Kill you. in in Street Fighter, and that was just... That was Cool.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, and I had enough of that in Tekken dude
Steve-O: I mean, when Reptile popped up in fucking the original Mortal Kombat movie, that was sick.
Brand New Gay: I didn't mean... Yeah. And... I should do. Do you want it? Dude. Do you remember the Hadouken in the original Street Fighter movie? It's the most bullshit thing ever.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, it's stupid
Steve-O: it's It's really bad, dude.
Brand New Gay: It's offensive.
Steve-O: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: No, but also like I get it if you want to make the dragon punch. A big deal because. you know. It's the dragon punch, right?
Brand New Gay: That's a sick one, dude.
johnnie stewie: Like, it's the dragon punch.
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: It's the fucking...
Brand New Gay: I really...
Steve-O: The dragon punch has to be something that he used.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, you must defeat Shen long to Stand a chance.
Steve-O: To stand a chance. Yeah.
johnnie stewie: You know? Like that's the thing.
Steve-O: Sagat's going to learn a lesson.
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
Steve-O: And it's going to be from the dragon.
johnnie stewie: ah There's no cigar in this movie is there
Steve-O: pun There will be. There has to be.
johnnie stewie: ah Bro
Brand New Gay: Yeah, where is Sagat?
Steve-O: That's it.
johnnie stewie: That was good.
Steve-O: intrinsic.
johnnie stewie: No cigar.
Brand New Gay: But like Sagat's only cool if he's like.
johnnie stewie: No, T -Hawk. No, Faye Long.
Steve-O: We got to wait for super.
johnnie stewie: They have the they have the original eight though, right at least They got Ryu, Ken.
Steve-O: Ryu Ken Chun -Li.
johnnie stewie: Chun Li.
Brand New Gay: behind the
Steve-O: Um...
johnnie stewie: E Honda, Dhalsim.
Steve-O: eHonda.
johnnie stewie: Zangief.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, they they don't have...
johnnie stewie: Who are you missing?
Brand New Gay: um
johnnie stewie: Wonka, and who are we missing? guile yeah they have all yeah
Steve-O: and And weirdly, El Fuerte. you're Weirdly, El Forte.
johnnie stewie: No, no
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: Oh, is there an alpha?
Brand New Gay: they don't have any tournament additions right?
Steve-O: No.
johnnie stewie: How else?
Steve-O: No.
Brand New Gay: No, no. um Oh, my God. What the hell is his name?
Steve-O: Hey, Rufus!
Brand New Gay: Who's the Bruce Lee standing? Why am I blanking?
johnnie stewie: F -failong.
Steve-O: Very long.
Brand New Gay: fail long Yeah, no Fae Long, dude.
johnnie stewie: Well, and there's probably reasons behind that, right? I mean...
Brand New Gay: I can't think of any. Can't think of a single one. Oh, man.
johnnie stewie: probablyb
Brand New Gay: Dude, um... I got to get off this Street Fighter.
johnnie stewie: Poor Fei Long.
Brand New Gay: I just keep staring at it.
Steve-O: all right
johnnie stewie: Who?
Brand New Gay: The actress who plays Cammy.
johnnie stewie: What?
Brand New Gay: I'm eating.
Steve-O: we need We need to talk news because we got a slew of news and we need to get through it.
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: We do. We do. Not quite the three -week deluge that we're used to. But ah yeah, let me pull it up.
Steve-O: Yeah, we...
Brand New Gay: It was...
Steve-O: Got the D23.
Brand New Gay: it was It was D23 or B23 as I call it. but, um,
Steve-O: Why do you have a B23?
Brand New Gay: I don't. He's made that up. But yeah, let's... ah Let's blast through these. ah Hey, guys, you know that Power Rangers show you never heard of? Turns out it's not happening. So that was pretty interesting.
Brand New Gay: That's pretty... fascinated by that.
Steve-O: I learned about something that is being cancelled.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, right? I was like, oh, that's that's pretty neat. um Man, but D23 did happen and there was a bunch of... Fun news. I was trying to explain. to jenny what d23 was as a concept i was like you know those like cool things that they do for video games she's like yeah like e3 summer game fest all this stuff she's like yeah yeah i get that i was like Disney does this like once every two years and they still don't really make it.
Brand New Gay: viewable for fans. And it's insane to me. that. You can't just watch it. like you can go there like every what they hosted like once every two years or something like that but i'm like it's crazy to me that they don't just stream it
Steve-O: There's no digital ticket or some nonsense, especially on Disney+.
Brand New Gay: Yeah. Now...
Steve-O: plus like Why wouldn't you do that?
Brand New Gay: Yeah. Now, that being said. Apparently they did stream the Kingdom Hearts. section. And apparently it was a huge hit. So I'd like to think that was almost like a test because they're like, oh, Kingdom Hearts is video games. They stream these video games. People tune in for video games. And yeah, fucking it blew up.
Brand New Gay: ah But that being said, D23 did happen and they did announce. quite a lot of stuff, including a bunch of Kingdom Hearts stuff. There's Kingdom Hearts anime coming out. Anime show? Unique story.
Brand New Gay: uh,
johnnie stewie: yeah
Brand New Gay: only care I know. I know I'm on an island here, but... ah There was an official Coco extended gameplay. Coco is a world. in kingdom hearts and I get it Technology has evolved.
Brand New Gay: But John, I don't know if you saw this clip, but it is. I was like, am I was just watching Coco? And I'm like, oh. This is a video game. And that's always fun.
Brand New Gay: That's always been like a really cool bit of Kingdom Hearts is like, you're like, oh, this is just the movie. And with Heartless happening in the background.
johnnie stewie: and
Brand New Gay: And that's always been fucking sick. Um, I will say the gameplay has looked... Better. I'm still not like completely sold.
Brand New Gay: ah but you can play as Mickey now. So. maybe maybe that makes anyone happy. I don't know. it hasn't quite been.
Steve-O: Finally, I've been waiting.
Brand New Gay: I'm sorry. That's what I'm waiting on, dude. Yeah. um So we got a bunch of Marvel news. We got a Vision Quest trailer. They officially announced the the cast of X -Men 2028.
Brand New Gay: ah Adam Drivers would be Mr.
Steve-O: past
Brand New Gay: Sinister. chris rabbits can be xavier sadie sink jean gray spoiler steve sorry uh kit connor cyclops
Steve-O: i No, okay.
Brand New Gay: He's like, who's that?
Steve-O: I understood. I understood. Um,
Brand New Gay: some of our Samara Weaving as Emma Frost.
johnnie stewie: ah
Brand New Gay: Indy Navarette as Rogue. Bye.
Steve-O: Freaky Dicky is Rogue!
Brand New Gay: Freak. Yeah, Maya Boyd as Storm. ah So what's cool... is this seems to be... Very close.
Brand New Gay: If not entirely like they're going with like.
johnnie stewie: First class.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, the first class style. Um,
johnnie stewie: Plus Emma Frost, which is weird.
Brand New Gay: Plus. I mean, come on dude, you need that. you need that my life I need that in my life. I don't know. I don't care.
johnnie stewie: We don't need...
Brand New Gay: I don't care.
Steve-O: what's What's these rumors of?
johnnie stewie: Think Ray's not hot enough
Brand New Gay: Uh...
Steve-O: Henry Cavill as Magneto that I'm hearing.
Brand New Gay: That'd be interesting. um I don't know if you need him because you have... Dude. Hold on. Now I'm thinking about it. Because the rumor was Adam Driver was going to be Magneto. And I was like, I can't see it. And then they said, no, he's going to be Nathaniel Essex. And I was like, that I can see.
Brand New Gay: Um...
johnnie stewie: Now he's gonna be bastion
Brand New Gay: John, how do you feel about Henry Cavill Magneto?
johnnie stewie: I'm down dude
Brand New Gay: Right? Dude.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, I'm
Steve-O: Do you give him that little sex suit that he wore?
Brand New Gay: Dude, we'll finally have an excuse to make him fucking sexy in in live action.
johnnie stewie: Hey! Oh yeah.
Brand New Gay: Yeah dude.
johnnie stewie: sex Is that a sexy Micah?
Brand New Gay: Yeah, dude
johnnie stewie: Also, like... um
johnnie stewie: he could He could also, like, make himself a space marine.
Steve-O: I should have gone back in my car.
johnnie stewie: a space marine uh magneto of suit too because he's made of he's made of metal
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
Steve-O: oh That is true
johnnie stewie: he's made He likes to manipulate metal.
Brand New Gay: Dude.
Brand New Gay: Metal.
johnnie stewie: So.
Steve-O: Metal.
johnnie stewie: Metal.
Brand New Gay: um Yeah, some of this feels a little bit like Stunt Cast. Like, it's like... Dude, Indian Everett was awesome. And I mean, what else do you do in modern Hollywood?
Brand New Gay: except for this, right? It's like you. Get a bunch of... award and not Awards really not officially yet, but she's lauded for this great performance in a huge movie
johnnie stewie: I got paid.
Brand New Gay: What do you do after that, baby? You get them you get a comic book movie. And she's she's getting it.
Steve-O: Get that bank.
Brand New Gay: Um, And yeah, and I think they've pretty much established almost all but confirmed that ah you know we're not bothering with Wolverine. in this in this run, which I think is the right call.
Brand New Gay: I don't know.
johnnie stewie: Why is that up?
Brand New Gay: Yeah, exactly. Well, there's a whole Hugh Jackman of it all ah That's... I think we got to get through these Avengers movies before we start throwing out. ah
johnnie stewie: Well, then why can't...
Brand New Gay: A hot young Logan, dude.
johnnie stewie: Oh. Yeah. Now we need that.
Brand New Gay: Dude, like that's going to be it, right? That's going to be the end of Hugh Jackman. Hugh Jackman Wolverine is in these Avengers movies.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, but why go Emma Frost?
Brand New Gay: That's the moment.
johnnie stewie: If you're not gonna do Logan now Like why go Emma Frost now?
Brand New Gay: Cuts.
johnnie stewie: You know?
Brand New Gay: What else can they bait you with in the sequel, dude? It's it's it's mortal it's the end of Mortal Kombat going, oh, we got to get this guy Johnny Cage on the team. And that's the teaser for two.
Brand New Gay: right?
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: It's like, And again, it's just Hugh Jackman's just in the way. They have a Hugh Jackman block.
johnnie stewie: Or maybe they're...
Brand New Gay: in
johnnie stewie: you know, They're.
Brand New Gay: that needs to get cleared out.
johnnie stewie: subconsciously trying to prove it to themselves that they can make a good X -Men movie without Wolverine too.
Brand New Gay: Yep. Yeah. I mean, they've ah They've done it. First class didn't really have a minute. he He pops up for, like, two seconds, but, like...
johnnie stewie: He's in it though
Brand New Gay: Oh, my. god You're counting that, dude? You're counting that?
johnnie stewie: Well who were also where's beast where's angel, you know, how come they're not doing
Brand New Gay: I don't know. maybe Maybe the cast isn't done. There's a rumor. I don't like this rumor because it just seems mean. but they're saying Noah Schnapp. From, um... Stranger Things is in talks to be Iceman, Bobby Drake.
Brand New Gay: And I feel like that's just people being trolly and mean. But...
Steve-O: Yeah, he would have been there because he's not doing anything right now.
Brand New Gay: I don't know, I don't know I don't know. i don't know
Steve-O: No, theres there's been clips of Sadie Sink.
johnnie stewie: Bobby Drake.
Steve-O: like when they're doing like you've been seeing those where it's like all of the stranger things kids crying because it's their last job they're ever gonna have I'd say you should just smile it all big because she knows she's going to be Jean Grey.
Brand New Gay: Oh, yeah, I love those. Yeah, yeah. Yay.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, it's 86.
Brand New Gay: She's got she's got fucking something locked in
Steve-O: You got it locked, baby.
johnnie stewie: Yo, where's my mystique at? Where's that?
Brand New Gay: ah then Maybe something else.
johnnie stewie: Where's Rebecca Romain?
Brand New Gay: Maybe somebody should...
johnnie stewie: Where's Rebecca Romaine Stamos?
Brand New Gay: She's in it. She's in the movie. She's in Doomsday.
johnnie stewie: No, I'm talking about, oh, I guess this isn't.
Steve-O: She is in Doomsday.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, i see yeah
johnnie stewie: These are the X -Men characters that are in Doomsday. They're not, it's not for the X -Men movie.
Brand New Gay: Oh, well, no, yeah, yeah. Those, those, the Fox X -Men.
Steve-O: Oh, you are noom, Misty.
Brand New Gay: You won new rebeca Remains Famous.
johnnie stewie: yeah
Brand New Gay: us Yeah.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, what if it's just Sydney Sweeney?
Brand New Gay: Uh... Yeah.
johnnie stewie: That's sweet.
Brand New Gay: You know what? I'm in.
johnnie stewie: of course.
Brand New Gay: Whatever. Don't ask me why. I'm just in. I'm just immediately invested for some reason.
johnnie stewie: Yeah. Uh...
Brand New Gay: Ha!
johnnie stewie: You know what? I think she'd i think she'd be alright as Mystique.
Brand New Gay: I think she should be great! Yeah.
johnnie stewie: as a huge as ah as ah As a mystique historian in the comic books, I think.
Brand New Gay: Yeah. yeah
Steve-O: yeah
Brand New Gay: I think she could be...
johnnie stewie: I think... Her track record is...
Brand New Gay: Yeah, I think she'd be a great
johnnie stewie: careers are worth.
Brand New Gay: Jubilee. She'd be a great Calypso.
Steve-O: No, no.
Brand New Gay: She'd be a great...
johnnie stewie: Asler, Asler.
Steve-O: No.
Brand New Gay: She great, great dazzler.
Steve-O: No.
johnnie stewie: She be dazzling.
Steve-O: No, you have to you have to make it mystique.
Brand New Gay: Great Psylocke. Put her...
Steve-O: You have to. So that way the other actors.
johnnie stewie: oh Yeah, then why you white watch why you whitewash Psylocke to Devon while you're at it.
Steve-O: Wow!
johnnie stewie: We'll just make Psylocke white to Devon
Brand New Gay: Listen, I just I could see it is all I'm saying. I could see it Sure.
Steve-O: The thing about Mystique is Mystique can just become other actors who can. actually do the acting for her.
Brand New Gay: wow You know, listen. She's a decent actress, guys. It's good. She just happens to be a girl.
johnnie stewie: Alright. Devon, what would kill...
Brand New Gay: gorgeous, and all the other things.
johnnie stewie: Wait, so Mr. Sinister is going to be in Doomsday, I guess?
Brand New Gay: I don't think so.
Steve-O: No, I think it's just this X -Men project
johnnie stewie: Is this for the X -Men movie?
Brand New Gay: No, I... I truly think...
Steve-O: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: Doomsday is going to have the Fox X -Men. And they are going to last about 10 minutes. And then they are all going to be disintegrated by Dr. Doom.
Brand New Gay: That is how I think of that.
Steve-O: i don't think I don't think all of them.
Brand New Gay: I think...
Steve-O: I think Logan.
Brand New Gay: Every single one of them. At some point, we'll be disintegrated by Doctor Doom. No, I think the majority. I think your Gambits, your Cyclopses, your Xs and your Ys and your Zs.
Brand New Gay: Nightcrawler. I think they're all just going to get fucking...
Steve-O: It's weird to me that they're trying to.
Brand New Gay: It worked, dude.
Steve-O: Like. That what's his face gambit, ah Channing Tatum.
Brand New Gay: Dude, I'm telling you, he's... he's He's in and he's out, dude. I just can't imagine. these guys sticking around for Like the X -Men, the... official MCU X -Men is like, that's it. It's like, Listen, we've...
Brand New Gay: we've ah We've entertained your fantasies long enough. It is now time to close the door and move on. That is what I think. So I think this stuff is going to.
Steve-O: They're just wiping the slate.
Brand New Gay: And... Yeah, i like I think this is just the new thing. and And again, to kind of critique... um on brand new day. It's it's interesting that Okay.
Brand New Gay: They introduced Jean Grey. and then they're going to do all this nonsense, and then we're supposed to just go back to like, oh, by the way, Jean Grey, she's a mutant in X, Y, and Z.
Steve-O: I'm 2028 though.
Brand New Gay: Um, I've been 20.
Steve-O: Like this. so there's
Brand New Gay: Who knows?
Steve-O: Quite a gap.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, exactly. Who knows? But. Um... Man, yeah. i I'm excited. hu And I think... Mr. Sinister is the right.
Brand New Gay: Call. It's...
johnnie stewie: Oh, you didn't.
Brand New Gay: blows my mind that they haven't done a movie with him yet.
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: After everything, right?
johnnie stewie: I mean.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: Yeah. Because he's like a weird little goth vampire.
johnnie stewie: I thought. We should just... They should just go fucking Dark Phoenix. first movie you just do that
Brand New Gay: I hate you I hate everything about what you just said um i don't think they should ever do dark feet it's it's not gonna work guys it's not gonna work
Steve-O: yeah
johnnie stewie: Now that'll be the big like if this x -men shit takes off and becomes like really like good that'll be That'll be the big... MCU crossover will be Dark Phoenix.
Brand New Gay: Uh, yeah.
Steve-O: That's the reward.
johnnie stewie: That's the next step evan
Brand New Gay: i You know, I'd rather them do the Phoenix Five than... Dark Phoenix.
johnnie stewie: Oh man, with goaded Cyclops?
Brand New Gay: Yeah, dude
johnnie stewie: cyclop Cyclops was right? Cyclops? That guy?
Brand New Gay: Yeah, yeah we're we're Colossus and Emma and fucking...
johnnie stewie: Oh yeah, where's my fucking...
Brand New Gay: Magic.
Brand New Gay: And that's a good casting
johnnie stewie: Yeah, where's my where's my ah yeah, where's my yeah, who's who who are we casting as Quentin choir? Where's that guy at?
Brand New Gay: Oh, um
johnnie stewie: The original rocker boy.
Brand New Gay: Who? who
johnnie stewie: Where's he at? I want him.
Brand New Gay: I think Jonah Hill. I think Jonah Hill is a good Quentin Quire.
Steve-O: God damn it.
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: like Like legitimately, I think if you just want to play like an an obnoxious character.
johnnie stewie: Dude, what the fuck? and
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, when the servo was like throwing that fucking... fan casting on twitter for jill i'm just like why why why are you wasting my fucking brain power on this like this is not They they throw shit like this out all the time.
Brand New Gay: Yeah dude, I hated that.
johnnie stewie: like This is not...
Brand New Gay: Yeah. Yeah.
johnnie stewie: I'm like, I get it. You're like in Resident Evil now. You've been playing the games, but like, bro, just.
Brand New Gay: yeah just Hey, look the man let the man be excited.
johnnie stewie: like Take your foot off the gas Take your foot off the gas, bro.
Brand New Gay: Yeah. but uh Yeah. Yeah. Anyway. Sick casting cool cool announcement
johnnie stewie: So we have what? We got Cyclops, we have... Gene, you have.
Brand New Gay: We have... Rogue, we at
johnnie stewie: Rogue, Emma, we have...
Brand New Gay: like Xavier.
johnnie stewie: We have Storm.
Brand New Gay: Emma.
johnnie stewie: We have...
Steve-O: Psycops
Brand New Gay: Cyclops. Storm, Emma.
johnnie stewie: I'm not going to lie. That's a pretty fucking weak starting five on my mutant basketball team. I'm not going to lie, Devin.
Brand New Gay: Oh, like athletically.
johnnie stewie: and Well, just in general, I just think I don't think this is I mean.
Brand New Gay: Are you saying they're missing some some haters? They're missing a hater.
johnnie stewie: Like not even just the like a strong one, but like. you know, like a... A good character. you know
Brand New Gay: What? oh Is this the same John Suarez?
johnnie stewie: No, I mean like they they have a i i mean we have a couple but like, you know I'm just like.
Brand New Gay: Uh...
johnnie stewie: I don't know. mi
Brand New Gay: Ugh. mean listen i don't know anything about this chris rabbit guy i don't think i've ever seen a single thing he's been in He was in Wolfman. He was in Girls. I never watched Girls. he was Craving the hunter. That's. that's a good one Ugh. Um...
Brand New Gay: It's so weird though because it's like...
johnnie stewie: Where's Beast? I need bees, dude.
Steve-O: Where's B? Beast is one of the OGs.
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: Beast is an OG. He's not here. Yes.
Steve-O: Where's Nightcrawler?
johnnie stewie: Yeah, but so is Gene and so is Cyclops and so is fucking, like... why can't but they have why can't we have we have what we only have two of the of the Original Five.
johnnie stewie: in this
Steve-O: Where's Marrow?
Brand New Gay: Oh, my God. See, this is this the problem with you you young children.
Steve-O: Oh!
Brand New Gay: is Where is my what? Where is my this?
Steve-O: Why don't you snap your fingers, Devin, and say no more mutants.
Brand New Gay: Where is my that?
Brand New Gay: I will. I will.
johnnie stewie: No Kitty pride
Steve-O: but No kiddie pride. I feel like there's a lot of...
Brand New Gay: You go.
Steve-O: Kitty pride. Like, just like...
Brand New Gay: Erasure.
Steve-O: erasure right now.
Brand New Gay: Yeah. Well, um ah Canon. It's Canon. She says the N word. So.
Steve-O: Fell through the floor, went into the back rooms, no clip.
Brand New Gay: yeah Yes, you know, they were like, you can't you can't do that.
johnnie stewie: And where does, like, um I guess, do... I guess we'll find out i in Doomsday. but like would Like, where does Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch fall?
johnnie stewie: Like, are they muties too, or what?
Brand New Gay: Oh, man. Man.
johnnie stewie: Like.
Brand New Gay: Well, I mean, they own it now, right?
johnnie stewie: How?
Brand New Gay: But...
johnnie stewie: They're just fucking ah old.
Brand New Gay: That's why they bought him.
johnnie stewie: they're grandma grandpa mutants they're the first mutants
Brand New Gay: Huh. Well, I mean...
johnnie stewie: And Spider -Man 2, I believe, is also... Technically a mutant. because he had a...
Brand New Gay: Well, the thing is, is like
johnnie stewie: In Brand New Day, he's basically a mutant. So.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, kind of.
johnnie stewie: I'm not gonna lie
Brand New Gay: He develops anti -mutey tech. That's what he calls it too.
johnnie stewie: Well, also...
Brand New Gay: Whoa. whoa
Steve-O: Whoa, whoa.
Brand New Gay: but You can't call it that, dude.
johnnie stewie: Well, also he...
Brand New Gay: Fuck it.
johnnie stewie: Is mutating he had a fucking what do you call a dormant mutant gene?
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: In this movie?
Brand New Gay: dormant. Something.
Steve-O: oh was that the parker gene that only parkers can be spider -man from
Brand New Gay: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
johnnie stewie: yeah
Steve-O: Amazing Spider -Man 2.
Brand New Gay: oh Man. We don't got to see.
johnnie stewie: Everyone's a mutant now man. Everyone's a mutant now Steve
Brand New Gay: I like that. And it's not like they're going to recast Scarlet Witch. Like. It's not like... She's still there. Right? She's just dead.
Steve-O: Right. Yeah.
Brand New Gay: I don't think we're at that point where we're just like... so We don't need to make it that complicated right now. We can...
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: <unk> go somewhere else.
Steve-O: I'm still waiting them for them to pay off the the whole inhuman thing. When's that ever going to pay off?
Brand New Gay: Oh!
Steve-O: Are they ever going to do something about that?
Brand New Gay: And... ah No. No.
Steve-O: Ms.
Brand New Gay: we
Steve-O: Marvel is Ms. Marvel. An inhuman? A mutant? What's the story?
Brand New Gay: Um... i don't know i don't know where they're landing on that They just should say who cares. She has powers.
Steve-O: Sounds like they need to do another D23, Devin.
Brand New Gay: ah They do, dude. You know what else?
Steve-O: All right, what else? What else?
Brand New Gay: All right. What else? What else? We got Star Wars Ahsoka season two. i didn't see it i didn't watch the first season But I did see a clip where somebody has a lightsaber that turns into a whip.
Steve-O: maybe
Brand New Gay: And I was like, wait a second. Now I'm a little bit more invested. I was like, that was gotten sick.
Steve-O: Okay. All right.
Brand New Gay: Um, And listen, I'm not going to say I've been all out. But this Avengers Doomsday trailer, this was the one where I was like, ooh.
Steve-O: Oh, is this the one where he's like, what did you do?
Brand New Gay: Mike.
Steve-O: Victor, what do you do?
Brand New Gay: Yeah. Yeah, this is the one that got my cockles up, dude. I was like, ooh, this looks pretty fucking good.
Steve-O: Okay. ah You know what? I'm a little there with you because, you know, I saw Stinn was like. Meh.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, you know what every time he says something like that.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: I just think about some of the things he's recommended and I'm like that's terrible
Steve-O: Dude, he was really big into Chumbawamba for a while.
Brand New Gay: see i i'll i I'll go low, dude. I'll attack him. I don't care.
Steve-O: What did you do, it Devin?
Brand New Gay: do Shut the fuck up, dude.
Steve-O: He kept asking to play darts!
Brand New Gay: You made me watch that stupid movie about a spider puppet. Uh... like No, but...
Steve-O: Can we talk?
Brand New Gay: not
Steve-O: Can we? I mean. This is a good trailer.
Brand New Gay: All right.
Steve-O: Like, you know, it's it's it's it's building up the big bad. However, however, however. Boy, boy, am I still it's still in my crawl that they they ruined.
Steve-O: Who Doom is. Mm.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, that's ah that is...
Steve-O: Hmm.
Brand New Gay: So jenny Jenny asked me a simple question, and I did one of my vaunted pause and just... fucking mansplained to her. um So I was like, here's the problem. And I was just like,
Steve-O: Mhm.
Brand New Gay: it's cool because he's victor von doom this is and i i you know i said this is who's victor von doom's character is this is his origin i was like but the problem is that it's played by Robert Downey Jr., who's obviously Tony Stark.
Brand New Gay: and at the end of the day are they going to throw all of that cool victor von doom shit out the window just to make him a Stark variant.
Steve-O: right
Brand New Gay: And it doesn't matter it does not matter. He can say, oh, I'm damn this... I am Victor Von Doom. I'm X, Y, and Z, but I am just also in an alternate universe, this guy named Tony Stark. It's just like, but like...
Brand New Gay: Why?
Steve-O: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: like Why are we overcomplicating it? And unless there's the big scene and you know, it's going to happen where he rips the fucking mask off and it's going to be. Tony Stark. And they're like, Tony, who's that? I'm Victor Von Doom. And then it's going to throw them all for a big loop.
Brand New Gay: And... Like... I'm not saying this is definitely going to happen, but like these are the beats that I envision, and it's just going to be like... Here is just an extra complicated step.
Brand New Gay: And I know Robert Downey Jr. is great. I know he's an ah an Academy Award winning caliber actor. like why But why? right It's the Toy Story 4. It's like...
Brand New Gay: Sell me on why this needs to be this. Right.
Steve-O: Right.
Brand New Gay: Because everything looks great. But, they like... And if they don't, Pay that off. then why the fuck did we do it in the first place, you know?
Steve-O: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: So it's like...
Steve-O: It really felt like them announcing that was them trying to get a life raft with how them.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, yeah.
Steve-O: and was going at the time.
Brand New Gay: But it's, Yeah, and it's like, well, okay, but... What are you going to do with it? Who who knows? Who knows? So... I don't know Um,
Brand New Gay: But. pales in comparison to the bluey movie trailer that I'm sure you guys are all excited for.
Steve-O: Oh, dude! John? Are we going to go first day?
johnnie stewie: Yes. For what?
Steve-O: Bluey Movie?
Brand New Gay: The bloop. guys You guys are going to see the...
johnnie stewie: Oh, ah yeah, probably, yeah.
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: I don't know about first day, but first weekend.
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: ah In the morning.
Brand New Gay: Dude, you now you're singing at midnight.
johnnie stewie: Yes.
Brand New Gay: You're taking Owen. You're like we're going
johnnie stewie: We taking Carl? We're going to fucking Clockwork Orange him.
Brand New Gay: Oh, dude, yeah.
johnnie stewie: We're going to Clockwork Orange Carl.
Brand New Gay: you I think that's a rule.
Steve-O: Dude.
Brand New Gay: I think he has to go.
johnnie stewie: I still think about that sometimes, Steve, and it's just...
Steve-O: it It lives in my mind.
johnnie stewie: Fucking... Yeah. it' I just don't. It's almost like if you're... I feel like if you're against it. You're automatically just not doing your job
Steve-O: yeah
johnnie stewie: Correctly. You know?
Steve-O: You're definitely on a list if you're not.
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
Steve-O: a fan of bluey
johnnie stewie: It's
Brand New Gay: It feels like you're...
johnnie stewie: Like that. That had to be one of the most scorching hottest takes I've ever seen in my fucking life.
Brand New Gay: you're
johnnie stewie: Like, literally.
Brand New Gay: It feels like you were really close to just calling him a bad father.
johnnie stewie: Dude, I mean, I was
Steve-O: thank you
Brand New Gay: You're a bad dad, dude. I don't know what's going on in your house, but ah you're a bad dad.
johnnie stewie: Well, I was I was I was trying to get I was trying to.
Brand New Gay: fifty
johnnie stewie: I was trying to get under his skin with all this Sid the Science Kid.
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: Fucking gifts that I have thrown at him
Steve-O: Carl's like, I would never let my children watch Bluey. Now go outside. I'm going to shoot an apple off your head. and give you burgers afterwards.
johnnie stewie: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, dude, yeah, dude, he's he's Papa Stewart, dude
johnnie stewie: Are you afraid?
Steve-O: um
johnnie stewie: Are you afraid?
Brand New Gay: Yeah, he's definitely Papa Stewart.
Steve-O: ah
Brand New Gay: dude Hell yeah. Oh, man. ah Let's see. What else? were they you got Oh, another D23 news. ah but Pretty cool. um Incredibles 3T.
Brand New Gay: Cocoa 2 You see Miguel, a little bit older, with a cooler...
Steve-O: Dude, not a little bit Devin.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, he got the fade. You gotta fade.
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
Steve-O: That was 10 years ago that Coco one came out.
Brand New Gay: ah ah Shut up! I love her! Um...
johnnie stewie: Yeah, why are we doing why are we doing a Coco 2? I don't get it.
Steve-O: I would not be surprised if it was not because of Kingdom Hearts 3 or 4.
Brand New Gay: a I don't know man. Hey. I uh... Who doesn't like Coco?
Steve-O: Pixar needs money. Kickstarter needs money.
Brand New Gay: You know, I'd give me 10 fucking give me 10 years between sequels. You know what? You know what I love about this is that it's not a live action fucking remake of Coco.
johnnie stewie: I mean, incredible. incredible
Steve-O: That's true.
Brand New Gay: That's free that's objectively good.
johnnie stewie: I mean, Incredibles 3 makes sense. Like, I could see... why you you could and would do an another sequel to incredibles but like coco was like
Steve-O: It's perfect
johnnie stewie: Come on. What's next? What's next Wally to?
Steve-O: Up to...
johnnie stewie: Like, fuck it. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah. up up again.
Brand New Gay: Up again?
Steve-O: We brought your wife back!
johnnie stewie: Oh my god, dude, what are we doing here guys?
Brand New Gay: Yeah, it's I could... I could be convinced to see a Wally too. Don't act like you can't be. don't act don't Don't act like you're better.
johnnie stewie: what the fuck are it
Brand New Gay: than me.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, I would I am Because, you know what, the first one's fucking art.
Brand New Gay: No, you're not
johnnie stewie: Like.
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: You know, like.
Brand New Gay: so Hey, so is Toy Story 5.
johnnie stewie: that That again, that's different. That's like fucking.
Brand New Gay: That was different. Okay.
Steve-O: Hey, maybe, you know what? Maybe they're back in the batting cages and they're like, all right, Toy Story 5. Coco 2.
Brand New Gay: Listen.
johnnie stewie: It's the same thing again.
Steve-O: Incredible story.
Brand New Gay: Let them go on a run.
johnnie stewie: It's like.
Brand New Gay: Let them build up that momentum. They can all be good. It can all be good. It's it's it's it's possible. Um... Yeah, The Incredibles 3...
Brand New Gay: is cool. It's doing a pretty standard p plot, but that doesn't ever mean it's going to be bad.
johnnie stewie: I still think they got they should make a fucking prequel. um I'll stand by that.
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: They should just do a Red Dead 2.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, Incredibles 3 is that it's going to focus on the kids a little bit more. uh they're like you know first movies mr incredible second movies This is incredible. And this one's going to focus on the kids and baby Jack.
Brand New Gay: And... I mean, hey, we'll find a cool...
johnnie stewie: Maybe Jack -Jack?
Brand New Gay: Whatever.
Steve-O: Good to be chatting.
Brand New Gay: Maybe Jack. Yeah, um only cool to me because I don't think anyone else watched this, but Welcome to Derry officially is getting to season two.
Steve-O: Or out of D23, by the way, right here.
Brand New Gay: that's We are out of D23 just about.
Steve-O: I need to watch that first season because you said there was good stuff. in it.
Brand New Gay: It's good stuff, dude. It's it's Definitely, like... watchable. like Again, it's not... You've watched worse, right? You've watched worse. You've watched better.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: it's it's definitely in the better than average and it's all out now right like so
Steve-O: I'm always in for some scares.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, dude, October's coming up. yeah get locked in get locked in for some spooky penny wise and he's great like i mean He's in it. Spoilers up.
Brand New Gay: Pennywise is in this one.
Steve-O: I wish he was Italian, though.
Brand New Gay: Ooh. Yeah.
Steve-O: We can call them pen -ay -wise.
Brand New Gay: Yeah. So sad news. ah So RIP Aiden Panthier. I knew her from Heroes.
johnnie stewie: watch Did you watch? Did you watch lanterns?
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: sevenin Okay.
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: Just asking.
Brand New Gay: We were talking about it. for like 20 minutes.
Steve-O: He just wanted to check. he just wanted to check
Brand New Gay: Okay.
johnnie stewie: I just wanted to make sure.
Brand New Gay: Alright, then I'll use, yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: I got there I got there Hey, man.
johnnie stewie: You know. Just checking.
Brand New Gay: R .I .P. It's a sad story.
Steve-O: Yeah, it's really sad, you know.
Brand New Gay: Um, It's a bummer. but movie Let's switch over to video games real quick because there's like three things. ah But...
Brand New Gay: Love you guys.
johnnie stewie: GTA 6 delayed.
Brand New Gay: GTA 6 is kind of Another delay is pretty amazing. um
johnnie stewie: People are saying the delay announcement's coming, Devin.
Brand New Gay: Fender Blades. It's not happening. It's not.
johnnie stewie: No, they're saying it, dude.
Brand New Gay: the
johnnie stewie: They're saying it.
Steve-O: incoming incoming delay.
johnnie stewie: it's coming
Brand New Gay: You think? No way. I don't believe it
johnnie stewie: There's not enough RAM.
Steve-O: You can get...
johnnie stewie: There's not enough RAM to to produce
Steve-O: Nope.
Brand New Gay: wait did you see the story did you see the story that just got posted on discord
Steve-O: Wait, no what?
Brand New Gay: Where they're delaying army. ah deployments because of GTA 6.
Steve-O: Are you kidding me?
Brand New Gay: You know what?
johnnie stewie: Yeah, dog
Brand New Gay: Where is it? U .S. Army Battalion gives soldiers four days time off to play GTA 6 in exchange for re -enlisting.
johnnie stewie: Yo.
Steve-O: That's stupid.
johnnie stewie: So what happens if it.
Steve-O: You can play more than four days if you don't enlist.
johnnie stewie: What happens if they delay it?
Brand New Gay: Is he delayed?
johnnie stewie: what if they What if they delay it?
Brand New Gay: Dude. World War III. At this point, I don't know.
johnnie stewie: Civil War.
Brand New Gay: I'm considering... asking my current job. Like, we're all... Take it off, right? We don't have to come in on yeah, yeah
johnnie stewie: They'll be like, what? don't Just don't don't embarrass yourself like I did. and say that you played fucking Megabonk.
Brand New Gay: How did you do that?
Steve-O: You're welcome.
Brand New Gay: Oh yeah.
johnnie stewie: What's that? What's MegaBlock about?
Steve-O: Megabunk?
Brand New Gay: I don't, listen, I don't mean to make crazy assumptions, but I think mega -bombing GTA 6 or... if you
Steve-O: Those aren't one and the same.
Brand New Gay: Pretty far apart. I think they're pretty far apart in terms of... ah The zeitgeist. But, no, that's, I mean... It's fucking cheeky.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: Anyway, GTA 6 not getting delayed. How dare you?
Steve-O: That's good. I locked in a pre -order. I locked in Control Resident. So.
Brand New Gay: He locked it in. Were they going to run away? Oh, the air was raining out.
Steve-O: I said, don't you delay.
Brand New Gay: digital pre -orders.
Steve-O: Don't you delay it. Mmm.
Brand New Gay: Uh -oh. You know, I didn't post it But there was a lot of gameplay footage of... ah The Wolverine movie. movie ah game.
Steve-O: Game.
Brand New Gay: And, ah man. Man, oh man, am I so sick of people on the internet just being salty little babies about it.
Steve-O: Haters. Haters, man.
Brand New Gay: I'm just looking at something I'm very excited to play and people are like, can you believe it? Can you believe the game? Looks like this.
Steve-O: You know, I'm...
Brand New Gay: What the fuck is happening?
Steve-O: I'm not. Shocked that everything sucks now because everybody's attitude is. fucking miserable all the time.
Brand New Gay: Yeah. It is... Truly, truly miserable. um Oh!
johnnie stewie: Well ah to be fair it does look like shit so
Brand New Gay: get
Steve-O: They do sound like assholes.
Brand New Gay: Oh.
johnnie stewie: Yeah. And they did you. and
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: You can use AI. He used AI too for...
Steve-O: first
johnnie stewie: Always acting and...
Brand New Gay: a
johnnie stewie: and for placeholders.
Brand New Gay: Yo, wait actually, did you hear about this? John?
johnnie stewie: What?
Brand New Gay: fucking james gunn like ah they dc posted like a behind the scenes thing for supergirl
Steve-O: Oh yeah.
Brand New Gay: In the footage, it shows them using AI to like design Lobo.
Steve-O: It's literally
Brand New Gay: And they fucking pulled the video. down.
Steve-O: just Pictures of fucking... What's his name?
Brand New Gay: Jason Momoa.
Steve-O: Jason Momoa. But like, it's like. Oh. We would do this. Oh, here's another one where you have dreads.
Brand New Gay: Okay.
johnnie stewie: Well...
Brand New Gay: and somebody was like the first comment i saw about this like man if only there was like years and years of material that showed us what Lobo would look like. Thanks.
johnnie stewie: Well, I guess my... to play devil's advocate here.
Steve-O: So, pew, pew.
Brand New Gay: So, yeah.
johnnie stewie: It's like.
Brand New Gay: no
johnnie stewie: You're going to.
Brand New Gay: Defend it. Defend it.
johnnie stewie: Are you kidding me?
Brand New Gay: Defend your king.
Steve-O: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Ewww!
Brand New Gay: Defend your king. yeah
johnnie stewie: are you gonna are you gonna pay a dude to just google old images of lobo to make Jason Momoa look like a Lobo or are you going to Google?
Brand New Gay: yeah You pay him the fucking draw, Lobo, at least. Shit.
johnnie stewie: Just saying, man.
Steve-O: Or just dress Jason Momoa up.
Brand New Gay: You pay somebody whose job it is is to draw Jason Momoa in Lobo makeup.
Steve-O: He's in the room.
Steve-O: ah
Brand New Gay: That's what you fucking do. Now...
Steve-O: I don't even think you need to.
Brand New Gay: No.
Steve-O: It's like, just he's there. He is him.
Brand New Gay: Now listen, the only the only pass I would give this... is if this person wasn't actively working on the design and he was just like a fucking producer that was like let me see what this would look like you know somebody's job isn't to like actually design it but It was bad luck.
johnnie stewie: Just saying, man.
Brand New Gay: its a Bad look man
johnnie stewie: Yeah, I guess but
Steve-O: Dude, that was a free work day for whoever's job it was to...
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
Steve-O: Send those search terms through chat, GBT.
Brand New Gay: Oh yeah, Mr. Gunn, check it out. I gave you like four looks.
Steve-O: And I think the one where he looks like Lobo.
Brand New Gay: I'll take my
johnnie stewie: Hmm.
Brand New Gay: I'll take my 95 K annual bonus. Thank you very much. And cool. ah Dude, I almost missed this because for whatever reason, it didn't really pop up.
johnnie stewie: That's the... perfect ah The perfect retort to that is just the fucking avatar. uh font SNL skit.
Brand New Gay: hey yeah yeah
johnnie stewie: You know, it's like that guy. That guy gets paid so much money
Brand New Gay: That guy.
Steve-O: Papyrus.
johnnie stewie: You know?
Brand New Gay: They fixed it.
johnnie stewie: Fucking... Pirates.
Brand New Gay: Oh, they're making a sequel.
johnnie stewie: if
Brand New Gay: Oh, they fixed this. Like now they just.
johnnie stewie: You know what you did!
Brand New Gay: put it in like It's papyrus, but like... Italicized. Yeah. ah Oh, man. yeah i Dude, i so I almost did miss this. um Star Wars and Marvel officially Comic book crossover.
Brand New Gay: Kevin Smith is writing. Oh.
johnnie stewie: i Don't care.
Brand New Gay: Some could say that one, the house of ideas may be out of ideas. um But I guess I applaud the restraint. it's been a minute.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, I just couldn't See now what's worse that Or using AI to find to put dreadlocks.
Brand New Gay: AI to find
johnnie stewie: Bobo.
Brand New Gay: Put dreadlocks on Lobo.
Steve-O: Hello.
Brand New Gay: objectively worse.
Steve-O: Yes. That's the guys, you know.
johnnie stewie: Or are you just siding with the internet? devyn I thought we were team AI here. Oh, we were AI bros.
Brand New Gay: I'm team like put together a spreadsheet for me.
johnnie stewie: It's the same thing, isn't it?
Brand New Gay: ah
johnnie stewie: No!
Brand New Gay: You know, ah I'm team. I'm team. Let's replace all of our script writers of chat for this.
johnnie stewie: Unless... Yeah, unless Sandfall Interactive is doing it, then i then I'm staunchly against it.
Brand New Gay: driving game. or whatever
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
Steve-O: but
johnnie stewie: That's... That's the only time I'm against AI. It's if the people that fucking beat... Hollow Knight Silksong for fucking game of the year
Steve-O: Oh, they're making a Claire Obscure movie. they better not They better not get Jason Momoa in that movie.
johnnie stewie: I mean that doesn't surprise me
Brand New Gay: I hope they make it turn -based.
Steve-O: ah This Kevin Smith. um Marvel's ah Star Wars thing. You know they're going to do a thing where Wolverine's got lightsaber claws, right?
Brand New Gay: Yeah, that's the only reason I'm even... Listen, Iron Mandalorian armor... And Wolverine shooting. lightsabers out of his knuckles is the only reason to even tune in.
Steve-O: They're gonna But they're going to. Take Wolverine. They're going to knock him out. They're going to give him a weapon ah Sith. are, are.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, he's going to get brainwashed into a Sith Lord and like...
Steve-O: Weapons. Weapon X -66, execute on our X -66.
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
Steve-O: And then they're going to let him out.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, it's...
Brand New Gay: Yeah. And, like, Doctor Doom is going to be in a Darth Vader. Like, it's going to. It's gonna be Cool. I just can't. i just can't Say no, I just.
Steve-O: It... it's fan It's fan service, which is cool.
johnnie stewie: Devin Devin, I just...
Brand New Gay: Venom's in it, dude.
johnnie stewie: Devin, I just realized that. See if sorrow still doesn't have a release date yet You think it's going to push into next year?
Brand New Gay: Um...
johnnie stewie: They said 2026.
Brand New Gay: What are we talking about?
johnnie stewie: Silksong DLC.
Brand New Gay: Oh, oh, listen, that's your own...
johnnie stewie: Because I'm taking off of work. when that comes out. I hope they don't fucking shadow drop it.
Steve-O: That's your Grand Theft Auto.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, dude, that's your GTA.
johnnie stewie: I don't, yeah.
Steve-O: Dude, that's their MO baby.
Brand New Gay: You know, I'll be honest I...
Steve-O: They just dropped that shit in the night.
Brand New Gay: because Because that's their own dumb fucking fault, right? is They're like, no, no, no, no, we're doing DLC. No, no, no, it's not going to get delayed. And now what? No one's ever heard of it. No one said a goddamn thing.
johnnie stewie: What? They have until December 31st.
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
Steve-O: What if they drop it?
johnnie stewie: twenty twenty six to to stay true.
Steve-O: the day. The day before Grand Theft Auto.
Brand New Gay: So I think they're saying that.
johnnie stewie: Yeah, what if...
Brand New Gay: October is...
johnnie stewie: What a frocks. What if rock stars like.
Brand New Gay: That's the rumor, right?
johnnie stewie: It's not fair. It's not fair that...
Steve-O: We're moving our game now.
johnnie stewie: Team Charlie didn't give us enough time.
Brand New Gay: ah
johnnie stewie: yeah
Brand New Gay: You know what?
johnnie stewie: and
Brand New Gay: Why not? Bug it.
johnnie stewie: That would actually be insane dude
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: Nobody would be put well actually only the fucking Diehards would be playing. would would be playing
Brand New Gay: Can Captain America's shield deflect a lightsaber though?
johnnie stewie: Yes.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: Alright. Locked it in. Sorry, Kevin Smith.
johnnie stewie: Cannot wait What about...
Brand New Gay: We don't need you anymore.
johnnie stewie: I guess, does that mean... Just by science. That Wolverine's claws can... deflect the lightsaber too.
Brand New Gay: Yes, but also they will turn into lightsabers. because
Steve-O: Stay happy.
Brand New Gay: And he's going to have Darth Maul skin. He's going to have Darth.
Steve-O: Oh.
Brand New Gay: Darth.
Steve-O: Oh dude.
Brand New Gay: Vader's kit.
johnnie stewie: can Can a lightsaber... Block and optic blast. From Cyclops.
Brand New Gay: Ooh. Yeah.
Steve-O: I think so.
Brand New Gay: Yeah, he'll deflect it.
johnnie stewie: can Okay. Ken. An optic blast from Cyclops. Deflect the lightsaber. too.
johnnie stewie: Or no.
Steve-O: I'd imagine they'd kind of like. Bounce off each other.
Brand New Gay: I'm going to say... No.
johnnie stewie: Can Xavier infiltrate the mind of... a strong Jedi
Brand New Gay: Yes. Yo. Yes.
Steve-O: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: Okay.
Brand New Gay: I'm sorry, but Mr. Fantastic is useless in the Star Wars universe. i'm just looking at these this artwork and i'm like what is he doing there what are you What use are you? Dude.
Brand New Gay: You stink.
Steve-O: He's gonna be a pilot. He's gonna be a pilot.
Brand New Gay: It's going to be a pilot. Ah, hey, Matt Gronin says hit and run. Might be coming back in some form or fashion, maybe a re -release. I never played it, but I always heard it was really good.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Brand New Gay: Um, Marvel retro beat them up.
johnnie stewie: MARVEL!
Brand New Gay: ah Cosmic Invasion is getting Doctor Doom DLC. Thank you, please And... ah did you Did anyone watch this 12 -minute fucking Phantom Blade pre -order trailer?
Steve-O: No.
johnnie stewie: No, and I don't care
Brand New Gay: It's pretty sick.
johnnie stewie: I don't want to talk about it anymore.
Brand New Gay: It's 12 minutes. Let's pretty sick. uh yeah and that is it for the news i don't think just doing a quick little oh uh ghost of yotei is getting dlc which we already knew about, but it looks kind of cool.
Brand New Gay: Worth playing. if you like the first one. That's the official review. for that but that is it that is the news for the week
Steve-O: pack this one up and stick it in your crawl pipe because
Brand New Gay: Uh... Yeah, yeah. Do that.
Steve-O: That's you got lanterns you got Supergirl You got the end of Oak Street. You got D23 coverage. Y 'all must be happy. You know what? The only thing you probably miss is.
Steve-O: A little bit of that Chris Galani.
johnnie stewie: Beast. I'm missing beasts.
Steve-O: Oh, and Beast. Chris would be a really good Beast.
Brand New Gay: And...
johnnie stewie: Chris is beast.
Brand New Gay: Yeah.
johnnie stewie: beastly
Steve-O: I could see him playing Hank McCoy.
Brand New Gay: Uh, Yeah, I can. For sure. I thought Coyote versus Acme was this week. It's next week. But apparently that...
Steve-O: It's next week, but...
Brand New Gay: but
Steve-O: Word, a ah head schedule word. is really good.
Brand New Gay: It's a banger. Yeah, people are saying it's a banger
Steve-O: John Cena is back they say.
Brand New Gay: which is yeah I didn't.
johnnie stewie: Now... John Cena.
Brand New Gay: I was wondering where he went.
Steve-O: Because you can't see them.
Brand New Gay: Ah, I knew it.
johnnie stewie: ah
Brand New Gay: But yeah.
Steve-O: All right. That means we got to pack it up. Thank you all so much for being here.
Brand New Gay: Right.
Steve-O: um Come back next time. And we will. Spoon feed you whatever you want to hear. Goodbye.
Brand New Gay: me
