Arc 4 - Episode 6 - The Planning Episode

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Speaker: Hey guys, before we get into the episode really quick, just want to say that we had to use our backup audio for this recording, so if you hear any stuttering or any fragmenting... Sorry about that.

Speaker: We've got some echoing in our main recording, so we had to use our backup audio. So with that. ah Let us get on to the episode.

Speaker: Hello everyone and welcome - Welcome to a password time. My name is Dakota, your PM, your DM.

Speaker: Keep it together. one Yes. Are you okay? No. You guys... have me laughing right before we started this i did not have enough time to recover we're going with it sitting to my left is somebody who blew up her bicycle but Yep.

Speaker: you know

Speaker: God, this is looking very similar to the last episode. yes Did you miss us? Deep breath, calm down here. Mess me? Did you miss me?

Speaker: Did you miss me? I'm gonna get her. Let's do another one of these mock trials, see how that goes. Alright. Alright guys, hi! It's me. Evelyn.

Speaker: Um... I... My living room is full of metal dust from the blown up bike. And...

Speaker: I've got someone with me who... nose. The plural of moose. Yep. That's me. Naturally that plural is niece.

Speaker: If you know, you know. It could also be moosen. And I will not elaborate. because you know patreon stuff maybe or maybe last episode we don't know yet Nope. I am Eli and sitting...

Speaker: Across from me. Cheers. The mold man himself. What time is it? Bane. I am Mold Man! I've been giggling through this whole thing just waiting for Eli to say that.

Speaker: oh my god if you guys don't i'm here to destroy your furniture and ruin your room I don't know if it's going to be on the feed or if it's going to be on the Patreon, but we did a bunch a bit of story time episode with everyone, all the co -hosts. and uh just referencing each other's stories so if that's any incentive to go listen to that special episode or patreon episode or whatever then go check that out

Speaker: Um... ah So we are recording this an hour and a half later than usual. I want to to apologize, but also ask you guys to brace yourselves. ah Last episode was... a bit psychotic because we had recorded it late at night and I think everyone was really tired, me especially.

Speaker: Like the tighter we get, the more chaotic we are. I don't understand. I mean it's the same without a scratch. if uh same thing that happened with uh sandman the pizza cutting from arc two i think it was arc two Oh my god, that fucking killed me.

Speaker: uh so Once again, we're recording this much later than we should, and um I'm already preparing for the worst this episode, so have fun.

Speaker: But with that being said, I... Oh, actually, you know what what we should do? I want to remind everyone that we have a website. I don't think we mentioned it in the last episode, if it was on the feed or Patreon or whatever. We haven't decided. But we have a website. Go check it out. It is, I think, pmdpastortime with a U. Is that correct, Evelyn? Yep.

Speaker: Yep, go check it out. It's got the bios of all the different characters. It lists all the different episodes when they're uploaded. it's really cool website very infographic if that's the right word so go check it out it'll be linked in the description below as long as all of our other links so With that, it is time for us to roll for recap.

Speaker: He won't grab your d4s. Ooh, goodie! I can actually find him now in this metal bin! Yeah, your dice numbers have been reduced enough that you can actually find what you're looking for.

Speaker: i I'm not searching for, like, half of -for, like, a quarter episode. Hmm. I got a one. Ready? I also got a 1. Uh oh. I got it. You got a rock? You got a what?

Speaker: What did you say? like Clearly, no. Here. Did you actually say a rock? Oh, if that's a reference I didn't get. I got up that reference. I laughed at it.

Speaker: Thank you. Um, I got three. Yes! Fuck yeah! I got a three. Okay. You just... That's funny, I'm the one who's playing. Absolutely, DM.

Speaker: Yo, now you're gonna - Do it again.

Speaker: Yeah, because I messaged... i messaged the uh the co -host before we started recording and i was like hey guys What a happened last episode? Could you please tell me what happened? I don't remember.

Speaker: My power trip.

Speaker: I don't remember our silver having the power to... Can you please help me? I'm glad that's how you guys think of me. Oh, Jesus. Okay. So, Jake. Forever!

Speaker: So what happened last episode? Alright, last episode. We get to... What was the name of the city again? New shimmer. New Shimmer City. We were already there. but We were already there.

Speaker: we're We're on our way to Silver Tree City.

Speaker: Trying to find something. Alright. And then we got out. to episode four. Error. The second one... Depending on Patreon stuff, of course.

Speaker: Um, We will be back. Call your summons. I'm not summoned. We fall. See ya. Apple. Pokemon, I can't remember the name. Apple -doon? Apple -goon? Applin.

Speaker: The Apple Pokemon. We confronted him and oh boy was that on the stick Um... Cause they were carrying a mate.

Speaker: kidnapped him with a A Pignite, I believe. I can't remember if it was a Pignite or an Emboar. I think we swapped between the two, I believe. It was supposed to be pick knight, I believe.

Speaker: I think so. Supposed to be pig night. Um, but it'd make more sense to end bar. actually be the Lekaria. Well, I think that was the argument we had last time. It was whether it was an Embo or a Pignite.

Speaker: Either way either way either way Um. We got called him to trial. by none other than the What the f - Over. Who's next? not a sore lose at all.

Speaker: At least for the... Kyle, we, um, we had an attorney. But... The attorney, um, he went on break and never came back. I think you can. Well, I think I think... Who was it that, uh... Oh, it was the Applin that, uh... We had the Sceptile.

Speaker: But we - he never talked. I mean we did also discuss for like 15 minutes, whether we actually wanted this lawyer to represent us or whether we wanted to represent ourselves.

Speaker: No spot for like five words that the place was everything was corrupt here As -salam. Whoa. Well, we had a returning visit of Johnny trash We saw him as he was counting a bill of hundreds.

Speaker: Everyone loves Johnny Trash. It was just in the jury, right? Yes. Um. So we started this jury. um i It was the edge. Judge. What Pokemon was the judge?

Speaker: It was... Oh, was it Gorgeist? Gorgeist, yeah. Yeah. Corgis. Right. My favorite Pokemon. I sure remember. Um... I remember that All right. As we go on, it is...

Speaker: Obvious. that. this is a um How do they say it? i but Save the record. Yeah, where... Not here, mate.

Speaker: since none of the proof they had. actually backed up any of their claims. They had just written... Proof. Um... We really saw the judge getting paid more money just to Take. Just do like. take all out of notice and what we said.

Speaker: Um, as he was counting his fact stacks in front of us, Silver was like, oh no, I'm not doing that. i think as she's like holding up with her psychic powers. After about an hour. Our bus, um...

Speaker: Telling Dakota that he doesn't know anything about law? on how a mayor should work. I'm pretty sure my my logic was pretty solid. how a whole government was made so no one could use this power and you can't just give it a willing milling to someone.

Speaker: It's like this. Constitutional Right. You're... And there's a contradiction. Um... Do we know that there's a constitution? The Constitution of Outcasts, of course! At least know that it's a democracy of some kind. That's about it. D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D - Yeah, but I think they're like...

Speaker: According to what I've heard about Not A Scratch. um Our parent podcast, by the way. Um... Go check them out. Yeah, check them out. Um... There is a like.

Speaker: me. fairly thin federal government. um But most of the power is at like the state level. It's kind of like... It's kind of like between the Europeans. It feels like a democracy kingdom.

Speaker: Feels like the Holy Roman Empire. Yeah. It feels a bit like the like America during the Articles of Confederation.

Speaker: You're asking me to remember things from high school from like 10 years ago. I do not listen. He didn't know you he thought your shit are right Listen, we're not going to have to go to this. Keep talking.

Speaker: Just to give their power away to someone. Okay, to be fair, I started high school nine years ago. Okay. Oh. yeah but what i'm saying what I'm saying has no bearing on like how how local governments operate. So like that's...

Speaker: you know... it's a not like It's a mixture of kingdomship with democracy. Eight years ago. It's... More like an oligarchy because like the actual... I believe that it's like...

Speaker: of all the federal government like it but Most of what the federal government is of the Elkast region is just... We... Um...

Speaker: we are it Whoever runs the Saints. Yeah. It's like I'm a council. and it so And then there's like a president of Elkas.

Speaker: Is Outcast just a separatist alliance from Star Wars? um so you guys are throwing out all these big terms and everything and all i gotta say is i don't fucking know what the state of outcast is.

Speaker: It is whatever is convenient to the plot. The end. Stay to that problem outcast going on, please. for them What? For the news.

Speaker: Whatever is relevant to the plot is the state of... politics that is in Outcast. That's like the worst way I could have said that, but whatever. That's a dangerous way to run a campaign.

Speaker: It is. Alright. If you haven't... If DM says you're playing by the rule the rule of cool...

Speaker: I'm pretty sure that's how the USA started, right? Their first amendment was the rule of cool is the rule of all.

Speaker: The rule is what? Everett needs to get this progression going on is the rules. Well, there's more to bring to us. All right, anyway, after this long and...

Speaker: Oh, we're still in the recap. Yeah, we're still in recap. Trial? Um, so we obviously win this. Just like oh no you guys lose Uh, uh...

Speaker: Well no, actually we even get the judge starting to think he's on our side. These are like... Look, the judge is basically Mr. Satan from Draft - Dragon Ball, he's like, oh boss, what do I say, boss, boss.

Speaker: Pretty much, yeah. Um... Mr. St. West boo on his side. Um, so Selena Beza said, You know what? I'm just going to force the mayorship to to give me her mayorship.

Speaker: Which is not how mayorship works at all. All? No, I do is a you think so noona or silver Silver to keep you. That's it. That's it. Next stop. Okay.

Speaker: Listen, I can't remember which E is evil evil right now, okay? They're all evil, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, that's another one. Bree's the only new neutral.

Speaker: And she's gone, so she doesn't exist anymore. Yeah, anyway. And now Silver is like... I'm gonna... Attack you now. Um... I'm like, alright, alright, hold on, hold on. Let me discuss with the mayor.

Speaker: And I can maybe let him do this with you. And... I asked, and Dakota... being so... Thinking I wasn't going to do anything. I asked are we able to move?

Speaker: Because he thought I was going to talk to the mayor alone. I put my arms are around the mayor and - Teleport it away! Nuh. Wait, no. First, no. First things first, the judge.

Speaker: you You got the judge to pull... A deck of many things card? That's true! Oh my god, I forgot! You're right. I completely forgot about that. Don't forget about that part. What was like the climax of the whole thing? I'm gonna ghost lose his soul.

Speaker: And it turned into a pumpkin. It turned into a jack -o' -lantern. Yeah! You really have the head...

Speaker: those horses right now oh My god, you guys should put that in like your inventory or something. I like as a trophy like sober i've got your guy i wanted to take the pump But I had a prioritized name.

Speaker: Aaron. so Yeah. yeah you got you rolled a nat one on the deck of many things i like how we're not even calling it the a deck of many or the cards of many possibilities or whatever it's it's just the deck of many things yeah It's a' bullshit.

Speaker: i like that i didn't remember that that's what it was called because it was never in my inventory I know I have to write it in my sheet. but i I want that to that you guys have been pulling so many good cards from that it's about time you guys saw like what can actually come out of that deck because I made that deck scary as Fuck.

Speaker: Yeah. So just be glad not one of you guys pulled that card oh heres everybody yeah Deck of Metronome. thats That's actually halfway decent.

Speaker: Yeah. Ali, I'm glad I played you, son. i'm laugh Yeah. Yeah, it's not good, but it's halfway decent. Wow, the deck of many possibilities is so much better.

Speaker: The deck of many possibilities. It's something or other like that. Anyway, anyway, um Until we got back. Which I'm so surprised that the person who says they're God couldn't fix with what just happened to the pumpkin.

Speaker: Um... We got back. And we have a mayor? In our midst now? It owes us a favor? we have a We have a mayor that's dirty now for us.

Speaker: You did skip over the whole silver thing. Remember what Silver did after the trial? We didn't get... and we didn't talk about that until after we talked to the mayor and then walter oh did it okay Alright, I will let you continue.

Speaker: I may be wrong, but I'm pretty sure this is how it went. Come on. I'm pretty sure Walther walked away. afterwards. I'm the one who asked you guys what happened, so I'm gonna trust that you guys know what you're talking about. as we go.

Speaker: All talking to unlikely. I think Do you think it's safe to go back? Walt had an idea. He called his friend Johnny Trash. Oh, jeez. Which is like... like I would say his... um Probably the go -to place he crashed.

Speaker: when he got in fights with his stepdad. Because the... The... Trashes. I hate saying that, that but that that is the last thing. Trash is their last thing.

Speaker: Able.

Speaker: I never thought of it that way, but that's really funny. that's what he would go and probably so he like called he like called him like man Could you like take a like video it and let's see if it's safe to back And we...

Speaker: so um He's like, oh, yeah. Sure. As um he took a video and we saw c Selena cussing at a storm stomping on the ground, man.

Speaker: So. Wait, did she tell us to land you what? What? Silver! Oh. Silver. Okay, I was like, Selena, what? Yeah, I think you said silver that time.

Speaker: I thought he said Selena. Okay, that's... Anyway, anyway, anyway, anyway. Good. We know who he's talking about. I believe she teleported away or she's like...

Speaker: She walked away? She's sad and stupid. Didn't you stop the way? back plan Yeah, she said she had a backup plan.

Speaker: Which I doubt Dakota remembers. um yeah definitely had a backup plan for that so backup plan or she said time to do this stuff hard way.

Speaker: Uh... Either way, Dakota definitely wrote down what the plan was for the... the Get the backup thing. Oh, sure. He's a professional, he is.

Speaker: With notes and having to do stuff. I haven't written notes down in like three months. No. That's probably since Arc 3. Why couldn't you start pulling out the Blue's Clues again?

Speaker: Oh my god, the blues, please. I love that it's called The Blue's Clues because my notebook is a spin -off of Anirudh's Red Book, and because mine's The Blue Book. She got blue screws in the police book.

Speaker: You know that wasn't even based off that when I made that for that arc I just did that because of the show. Yeah, plus or minus. Yep. Um, so what happened in the...

Speaker: Oh yeah, it's that too. what happened after the words i think there was some conversing but i don't remember I think it was just for me. point back we said we would go back but the slow way but on c and not teleport back Yes. No, we not ship. Oh, the train.

Speaker: A direct train major. So we didn't like we wanted to wait a seat It will win us out. Okay, so I can do this two ways. if you guys want we can role play all the way through the train and back to new summer city or i can do a two -day jump uh jump cut and let you guys arrive in New Shimmer City two days later.

Speaker: Which... but Why do we have to go back to New Shimmer City? I thought that's what you guys' plan was. um like So we can find Silvertree. That's the way to stuff a tree.

Speaker: We believe. row Oh, or three the silver tree. the others will be. I have to go that way anyway. so yeah That place is the closest to where we need to go.

Speaker: But i I do want to say something because I feel like we might I be going in the wrong direction for the wrong reason. Um... Why are you guys going to New Shimmer City? What is the New Shimmer City that you guys need?

Speaker: Nothing anymore because we have the mayor. The mayor knows. where the place is. I think yeah. Okay. It's been so long I forget what - What's up? Why would he even go?

Speaker: Like, why are we looking for this? It's for the orb, isn't it? Oh no, we won we're looking for Sylva's hideout. What's all the cider? Water. Yeah, but that's not in New Shimmer City. Walter's just charging out the door without any rhyme or reason. He's just ready for adventure.

Speaker: Adjankins.

Speaker: evi tank There was also the boat, but... The fairy, but the, uh... Like, the captain... it, you know. was blown up. Yeah, oh yeah, that's right silver wanted us to go to icy city We were supposed to be going to some... We wanted to be going to some other city that we don't know where it is because it's not on the map.

Speaker: What is the name of that city? Diver Tree City? Shiver tree, that's it. Absolutely. We, I'm pretty sure our... Dubious like those were.

Speaker: Silver tree is probably in this level.

Speaker: we just So I think our plan was like... you can go up there and just look for if someone knows the town I think that was their original plan. well we We got a lead from someone saying that the mayor of New Shimmer City.

Speaker: might know where this Givertree city is. Info Boots Girl, or whatever it was. Who? At the train station, when you guys first arrived at New Shimmer City, you guys stopped to pick up maps and stuff, and there was a... yeah like a sylveon or something that directed you it's like hmm i think oh it's a wee vile i think it was a wee vile yes yep And there were links. I'm strongly hinting that the mayor might know something.

Speaker: Quink, quink.

Speaker: Wink wink nudge nudge. Yeah. um Unless you guys have other business you guys want to do there, I will say as a DM for the sake of plot progression, I believe everything is concluded in New Shimmer City.

Speaker: Yeah. I do believe we don't need to go back. We just need to go to the coast. still to get. or like at least that side of the region to get to Well, where we assume New Shimmer City is.

Speaker: And I will say one thing. may May or may not I don't think he had so the map was in a book that he had on his like bookshelf so may or may not does not have the book but he knows in his mind where it is and can probably generally point you in the direction of it So you guys have somebody that you know?

Speaker: ah that knows where the island is, but you guys don't have a method of conveyance. So that is kind of where we're leaving off. Okay. Got it. so In other words, we're gonna need a bigger boat.

Speaker: Oh, God.

Speaker: Expect a Sharquito here. Ah, that's how Peter shows up. So... ah With that, I'm going to start us in the basement where...

Speaker: oh who was in the basement i know alfred was there but it's the gang um may or may not, and... I don't remember who else was down there. Bob might have been down there. I don't remember.

Speaker: What? What? I don't think Bob was down there. Right? i Seriously? Thank you, Airjust. Alfred. okay Okay, maybe it was just Alfred then.

Speaker: oh yeah because bob was another wait was bob another person who we were gonna try to get a new identity Or were we just hoping that he would actually join our team? give You have a - How it works for them. So he's like another but Butler there.

Speaker: yeah but but Yeah, he works at the GBA factory. Oh yeah, that's right, we did. We we got zekra we have the Lucario, and now we have Bob the Garchomp.

Speaker: Yeah, you guys can do with Bob what you want, but i he, ah well, I... I'm not going to explain it because that's a role play. Legendaries. Bukkari was not a pseudo. I'm not talking about the car. Oh.

Speaker: Bob is the only pseudo -legendary that we... Like, befriended. Is Grandpa home? Gosh darn it, I can think! The Archonite Institute. It should. And...

Speaker: Good. and They were so strong in the first season of Pokemon. They should have.

Speaker: yeah well they were supposed to be a legendary but anyway this doesn't ruin radio um So. With that, I'm going to have us start. It's going to be the crew. ah plus MeraMera and Alfred.

Speaker: Don't forget something, though. We gotta... Yeah. Take. You got something for us? Oh my Bye now. and You forget every time.

Speaker: Hey, that's oddly relevant. I made it up in my head. but I'm the Identity Progenerator. I know. Alright. With that, we will... Uh...

Speaker: Infestation on in. I guess. We will be investing. We, the the characters, will be infesting Silber's mind with our shenanigans. We, the co -hosts, will be infesting your brain with sound.

Speaker: You will be infesting your mind's imagination. Exactly. That. Okay, alright, we're...

Speaker: All right, we're in. Okay. So. Uh, excuse me, so you guys Are in. The bass. I keep wanting to call it the basement. That sounds so lame. You guys are in the headquarters of the Flameback. corporation. No project flame back. Yeah, there we go.

Speaker: And you guys. Have may or may not.

Speaker: Alfred, almost called him Mr. Grandpa.

Speaker: Uh... And you guys. So. Uh, I Do you not remember what - all conspired last in conversation last time, so... um What I'm going to leave you guys with is you guys are looking for a method to get to New Shimmer City. Take it away.

Speaker: Jolly gee, how did we ever get to this town? On.

Speaker: where Where are we going again? Shiver tree, yes. City area. River tree. Okay. Wait, that's the place in, um, that's that's the place out west, right? In the ice world? Uh... May or may not speaks up.

Speaker: ah Yeah, that's, uh... I don't have my maps anymore, but I believe I can point you guys in the general direction of where these this island is, so...

Speaker: if it is not too much of a hassle i would like to accompany you guys if possible Thanks. Thanks. We would need some help. Yeah. Hmm. Okay. you And you were a small why not, now you get to use the power I promised you.

Speaker: Mayor Maynard's like looking around the room. What is all of this? He's like gesturing to all the artifacts that are on pedestals. The big blinking dot on the end. That's right. did Did we officially recruit him into the guild?

Speaker: I don't - I think so, but... No, but he owes us his life He owes Walter his life. I mean, that this could be something that we could use a D100 for if we want to actually like recruit him into the guild.

Speaker: A system we have never used. just Is there a recruitment system I don't know about? there is a recruitment system Oh my god. Okay, let me find... people Alright, let me find the...

Speaker: How do I delete this? There's a building, no. Okay.

Speaker: where Where exactly is it? I'm pretty sure they got rid of it. Oh no, did you get rid - it used to be in definitions, I think. Oh, I'm late, huh?

Speaker: I wonder if it ever was. they No, I'm pretty sure. then the beginning they got rid of it they ate the sheet because they never used it They never used it and it's down to scratch. as well that They did. They used it twice and not a scratch. They did. They just did twice. And they changed it.

Speaker: kept Twice in six years. Let me double check this. ah hey that's one favorite I know how it works, though. is it's basically just a standard capture mechanic where All right.

Speaker: He did those rules twice. I kicked him into a metal - Lucario. And I saved his life. He owes Walter for life. I... Do you want to say... Japan - Does it matter what you guys roll? how what kind of what are you going to roll through you you determine a number as like a percent chance of the person being recruited.

Speaker: And then we roll. and we have to roll lower than that number that you set have in mind. Sure, but what does that actually mean for the story? Because like you can say he's not recruited, but he's still going to ask questions about what the hell is this. Or he's going to be suspicious of everything if you don't tell him.

Speaker: I feel like the reason Not A Scratch did do it is because the recruitment was more or less based on roleplay rather than a dice roll. yeah And if you do base it off a dice roll, it feeds into roleplaying rather than...

Speaker: A concrete number. Well, so I mean the only time that they've actually used the recruitment mechanic was when The ring had power over someone that... was on All right.

Speaker: Well, so they' basically trying to snap people out of having... The ring have power over them. Only water I can have a scratch used it for. So I'll say ah you guys can Uh, i'm not gonna use the recruitment thing because one I don't even remembers that pink thing to be perfectly honest uh and two i feel like it would be better if you guys use normal dice rolls if you want to deceive him Uh... Or... Keep him in the dark or whatever, that is up to you.

Speaker: Um... okay i feel like that makes a bit more sense so Uh... Okay. I mean do we want to tell him? I mean he saw Silver doing things that normal espion should not be able to do um Well...

Speaker: Here.

Speaker: We can tell him and I think we'll be fine For the fact is... Him and Walt are great friends. and since we've got like matt I didn't have one they've been Being on great terms. those He owes... the group.

Speaker: Eh. For saving his life in the old vault, for making him. Mega Pokemon from a why not. True.

Speaker: Yeah, i mean he could. How nerdy. We can just say, all right, you can go back to sleep. Over.

Speaker: Face silver alone.

Speaker: We probably could have. To be honest, Omega... can. Go toe to toe with legendaries. Well, I mean theoretically he should be able to but also I think it was implied that Silver did kind of beat him up.

Speaker: Before bringing him to the trial. and I'm gonna blame it this on the Captain Ginyu stance. He did not know the body yet.

Speaker: He didn't know how to control power. I'm guessing it was more of a sneak attack kind of a thing. Are we on? But like muscles in a mirror and got. jumps.

Speaker: Also you know, psychic type. Oh, yeah, I should know that. I remember him, Walter, like he's like... Bye to Omriana.

Speaker: Do you guys remember how to get to the map of Elcaster Regional? I did not describe the website.

Speaker: What? Okay. You, it's a mess. Cheers. Oh, is it? Okay, hold on. ah Sorry, I feel like I've asked this a hundred times. I'm trying to find it because I'm trying to plan for what you guys are.

Speaker: Of course it was. Uh, how do I, recording, or how do I, how do I, how? How do thing. Um... Wait, where's the pin dad?

Speaker: Where do you see pins? Because I need to plan where the next, like, town you guys might go to. Oh, it's in there. Oh, I thought it was in the... Okay. I got it. Bye. Got it. i Got it. Okay.

Speaker: This is the... Once again this is the type of thing that would get cut out. So. Um... Okay. So, there's new Shivertree City. Um...

Speaker: All right, so what are you, uh, the mayor may not, it's like, yeah, so, uh. What is all this guys' and stuff? And also, what the hell just happened back there? Bye.

Speaker: I will tell ya, but you gotta... I say yes. Maui. Gotta say yes. Are you in or are you out? we got say yet Are you in or are you out? Take you out.

Speaker: I'm gonna say you literally gave me no option, so why am I even speaking? That's a good point. I know. I'm a mayor. It's my job to make good points.

Speaker: No Can you please tell me... After you have... transformed me in the span of like two days transformed me into this body I've seen massive giants. I've seen the worst court battle I've ever seen.

Speaker: I've been kidnapped.

Speaker: i Like I would like some sort of explanation because you guys seem to be tied into all of this And he once again like gestures to the room. This is a bit much. and i'm Kind of tired of being left in the dark.

Speaker: Uh, you gonna explain?

Speaker: What? Do you wanna explain this?

Speaker: did Did you say you Eli? Do you want to explain? that said Do you guys wanna explain? That's so Jewish. You guys, okay. Uh... alright I guess we can give him the SparkNotes version.

Speaker: What do you guys think? Yeah, that's true. Sure. What's a spark notes? Uh... I don't know, you know how, like, books... have like the the synopsis on the back and like that sometimes they have like on the inner flap they just have a quick description of what the book is Yeah, yeah, I've seen that. Yeah, sometimes those are called spark notes.

Speaker: Really? Okay. Learn something new every day, huh?

Speaker: The more you know.

Speaker: right mayor mayna Um, um I don't know how much you know about The world's... At its origins?

Speaker: the world and its origins what is that supposed to mean like how the world was created Because that's been a myth to people for... many centuries. Yeah so what are your thoughts on that?

Speaker: Like where do you stand on like the ah belief of the the myths and such? uh the myths as in like the legendaries I have never seen any proof of them myself.

Speaker: That is not to say that they do not exist, but the fact that I cannot prove them means that I do not put my faith in them. That is my current belief. If that is what you were asking.

Speaker: Okay. Eh. Sure. that the Good enough. Okay. know anything about Like... I...

Speaker: Mythical orbs. Or like mystical orbs that have... massive amounts of power. I've heard many strange stories from people I've talked to, but...

Speaker: Strange Orbs is not one I've heard of.

Speaker: Okay. Um... Have you heard of... LGM's Guide to the Galaxy. It's a team I gotta to think about this real quick.

Speaker: Was that a popular book? i Don't remember. It was in a museum. so there was a popular before. I doubt it's popular. Well, so is the DaVinci Code, but...

Speaker: Yeah, it it is famous enough to have been in a museum. I'm gonna say as a m as a ah as a mayor. We'll see. Uh... Yeah, sure. i've heard of it. I've never seen it myself.

Speaker: but it is I've heard that it is a book of many myths. such as what we were talking about before. Yeah, so what if we told you that Like...

Speaker: Most things in that book are true. I would require proof in order. to uh actually Sleep soundly at night, confirming that.

Speaker: Boop. Okay, so... You know... you know fucking as You just saw an Espeon do all this. Yeah, so so Silver, that Espeon that went massive and kind of went berserk for a bit there.

Speaker: All right. that Er, yeah. Yeah, so that that was not normal espion behavior. You could tell that, right? Oh, I very much agree, but... Am I to assume that you are saying that this was due to some legendary beasts?

Speaker: Kind of. So... She kind of... Or at least... As far as she's told us... Alright. She found one of these orbs and found a way to merge it with herself.

Speaker: to gain all of the power of a legendary Pokemon.

Speaker: Okay, I'm gonna hold your breath later, so... As you've probably already guessed by me, I am a man of proofs. I need to see things with my own hands. Wait, wait, this is perfect! YOLUCARIO! You're - you're - you're like me, you're - You can see Aura.

Speaker: Yeah. He like closes his eyes for a second he and then Who's holding the eye? I hold up. Oh. The deck sits there. This! Oh. oh no no what why okay so you you hold out the deck and he like looks like he's like i don't sense. any what what What's about the deck?

Speaker: What is this? Done. That's it. a good I did. There's nothing there. And this is me above board. The deck never had an aura around it. You said had one like the orbs. You...

Speaker: In an episode, you sit at a godlike aura. ah Orbs you did Did I? Do you guys correlate with that? I don't remember that. which got me to buy it in the first place it was like a random item like i tried to see if it was an orb and But... you said It had a divine sense about it.

Speaker: Oh maybe. here that Yeah, but it was different from the legendary orb. it was different andacular events yeah Right, but if you were able to Aura Sense it, then the Lucario would also be able to. Yeah, that makes sense. Alright, let's go with that.

Speaker: Stronger in this look so he like He looks at it like Hawks of Saturday, like... Reaches his arm out for the deck. can i I would not pull his car. And this other... pop That's, uh, Gorgias Lost Its Soul.

Speaker: He like falters and like pulls his hair back um Right, that - that yeah that did that that's what caused the gore guys to and he like gestures upwards with his hands like like the soul in the body divine artifact apparently, left by the legendary gods.

Speaker: that It is, I don't know which one it is, but it's a chaos. out fact If you put a - Eat something good? Or something bad, apparently. I've been pulling in.

Speaker: a but Apple and God. It's soul ticking away. He throws his brow and he's like Hmm. Interesting. No, you do show some credibility with that. I've never seen such an artifact before, but it is Very intriguing.

Speaker: I can't say this. I wish I got the. I wish I got this. I'm silver with it. But at least I got to corrupt Judge. Do you have any idea how much that would have derailed the campaign? Oh my god. Well, I mean...

Speaker: To be fair, from what you explained about the card, I'm guessing Silver's followers would have just... Found where her soul went and brought it back to her. It would have definitely given us time, at least. oh i Oh believe me, I would have allowed it. And what Eli described is probably what I would have done.

Speaker: Uh... Hey, too bad we got the fastest spawner site now. Mm hmm. Ciao. Uh... This is not... I don't see this as proof that... Such... mythical creatures exist.

Speaker: But it is definitely proof of some strange happenings that have been going on with, you know, You're like... it like waves his arms like really wide like Big. uh Espeon, you called her silver?

Speaker: We have new people. I've been trying to not show him that. but I do have one other thing that I can show him or ask him about. ah Do you know anything about... Like...

Speaker: Rifts in space -time? that have been happening for the past Seven or so years. Seven or eight years. he looks at you and just like yes i've been hearing I've heard been hurt i've heard them called like cracks in time. I've heard very many weird things. We just had one very recently. It caused like a big flooding on the other side of town.

Speaker: Oh. and I did not realize they were... that bad or that widespread, that is good to know. oh It's horrifying their power. They have, yes. Very scary. they There was one. ah leave that You know, I just went ahead into one of those things.

Speaker: And then yesterday. There was a big flooding that seemed to be that seem to have been uh caused by such a rift as you call them So it is it is odd that the rift happened at the same place twice, but I mean I've heard of other places having... mysterious way it's never made someone angered whoever's making the riffs.

Speaker: Peace. Hmm. making so What do you mean who's making the rifts? I'm just starting out there, probably. Could be one of the legendaries who is... I'm Chaos. Well...

Speaker: You know, I I share the mayor's skepticism. Like... Amin. i I mean, I did until recently, but... The stuff that...

Speaker: The stuff that we saw in the... i don't know if i should the thing that we saw It's making me question. Hm? huh Is it the madhouse you're talking about, or that?

Speaker: Sylveon turned into the skyscrapers. Bye. No, no, no I mean... I mean the other artifact that we... Pound.

Speaker: You guys are saying this out loud, right?

Speaker: Yeah, we're I'm trying not to say this out loud. I'm i'm trying to I'm trying to She's trying to be as vague as possible. And Bruce is just giving her like... um And Walter said the monster house... the Juan's house out loud. though Wait, what?

Speaker: I said the... It wasn't a monster house. I'm not i'm saying... um He's just saying it's a monster house. he just I don't know what it is. is walton nus I'm just saying, a monster house. He went there and saw it. all It's a espion the size of a five.

Speaker: Story building. Oh, right. that That's what he's calling the monster house. Okay. Mmm. Yeah. got It was kind of like a monster house.

Speaker: Kind of.

Speaker: so I mean, it was inside a house. Yes. Okay, wow. Okay. You may or may not. closes his eyes for a second. And...

Speaker: he like looks over at bruce's But Bruce is it right? Yeah. You're hiding something from me, aren't you? You know I have aura sense, right?

Speaker: Yeah. I mean, I assume so, because Walter here is a Riolu. Kind of, sort of a friend of mine. Bruh. Pass. you can have A few months.

Speaker: I used to do that i punch him or not. I've never seen such a spike of energy coming out of something before. You have more proof for me, don't you?

Speaker: Yeah I...

Speaker: we We kind of, we don't like showing this. Two.

Speaker: Outsiders. Alright, you come. but Here's my TNT. what

Speaker: So hold on, hold on, hold hold on. are Did you pull out your TNT? No. Hope. Oh, okay, good. That was a joke. I wasn't sure if that was a joke or not. i wasn't either i was gonna say i had something planned after You have to expose TNT to a mayor. Also...

Speaker: above board a thunderstorm just popped up if you guys hear any interference that's what that is Continue. Okay. Yeah. Yeah so... My family has had...

Speaker: And... Jewel. that's been passed down For more generations than I even know about. i If you come over here.

Speaker: We have it locked in this. Very secure case.

Speaker: And... it's He will bring... The mayor. may or may not, over to... the blue orb My life. as like As they are walking to the orbit... of I think we'll just do what I say about the - yeah if he's like looking at you guys looking at the cards doing that thing like sir If you want to know what gif I did, it's the... Why don't we go back in time to be a thousand?

Speaker: Just pulling

Speaker: If I remember right...

Speaker: If I remember it, the art the ah blue orb was on one of the pedestals that's holding the various artifacts, right? Yeah, but I imagine that we have put...

Speaker: a protective case over it. by now or like alfred has Huh. I saw it. I do want to clarify, I thought, uh... Yeah. thought Bruce had the blue orb, which is what you were saying before.

Speaker: Oh no. No, Bruce doesn't have the orb on him. Oh, okay. That's why I was saying that earlier. yeah no no do not exactly with there's a reason we keep it in The secret.

Speaker: base here. Okay. i i couldn't i thought you had it all way wait wait you have it on us That's the main reason to... And he gets stolen when his mom got tooken.

Speaker: Wait. No. No, they know the person... No, the person who stole it didn't know about the orbs. Yeah. that the person who kidnapped Ms. Flameback did not know about the orbs.

Speaker: Yeah, they wanted the... The Zoroark kidnapped Miss Flameback because they need her ingenious skills to create The Device, hence the name of the first episode of this arc.

Speaker: Yeah. The device that can pinpoint the location of the White Orb. Yeah. You know what's up? Peace. I see you. yeah Oh, right. be good As far as that guy knew, they probably thought... that they still had the blue orb at Bob's house.

Speaker: Oh yeah, there was that too. Yeah, because Bob had the blue orb at the time. Yes. But Bob had the blue orb when Miss Flameback was getting kidnapped. Well, no, you guys had stolen it back immediately before the ah kidnapping happened.

Speaker: oh so yeah there wasn't enough time for them that kidnapping happened happened because we took everyone out of the house that Help us fight. and so you got all the help All the people we did not need, by the way. That was like the easiest fight because we brought Selena. We didn't need everyone else. yes true Yeah.

Speaker: but okay so yeah we we have Yes. The the blue orb is not on my person. Okay, so I was roleplaying that as if he could detect it on your person. The fact that it's behind you.

Speaker: it's It's fine. He would have detected it anyway, so it doesn't break the story. I don't want to... but buy a student was I have a question. I do have a question just like I won't find out Would the flame packs have like something to taint it? and Stop. It's worse than what - That's it.

Speaker: Uh... Might be a good thing to bring up with Alfred. Yeah, I mean, yeah, that that will probably be a thing that we... have been trying to develop but haven't actually succeeded in developing yet.

Speaker: If it's even been started You know what? You should make a... You should change the... Or... What? Why don't you transfer though? aura of it and push it to the somewhere Or else!

Speaker: Thanks for the aura? but Let's transfer the aura of the orb... Onto a poison orb! Yeah. Yes, this is so Yum. Okay. That's enough of that meme.

Speaker: Okay. So... Mr. May not. May or may not. so What is this exactly? It looks like a...

Speaker: Okay. very beautiful sphere of crystal. Yeah, so according to... The Augean's Guide to the Galaxy. This...

Speaker: is the essence of Dialga. Or it contains the essence of Dialga, or something like that. you mean Very strong guy, by the way.

Speaker: Bye. Dialga, the ruler of time.

Speaker: Okay. Palkia's probably the one causing the rifts. Have you guys tried... Harnessing this power. That's what Silver did.

Speaker: Yeah, we we don't know if any one Pokemon can withstand and like... Keep their sanity But you just said boo She's gonna be a good season.

Speaker: Oh. Silver... so you He was just saying that Silver had... Oh no, keep Orbit. She kept her melody, no shi - He was very different than when we saw her before she did this.

Speaker: What do you mean she absorbed it? It's right here in front of me. No, no, no. She absorbed a different control. There's more of these? There are three of them according to the LGM's Guide to the Galaxy.

Speaker: And let me guess, this is some magical plot where you guys are going on an adventure to find all three and defeat the big bad. Is that what I'm getting from this?

Speaker: If you want to break the fourth wall that hard, yes. I don't think we're the ones trying to find all three, are we? Yeah we are.

Speaker: Are we okay? Okay. I wasn't... it I wasn't entirely clear on that, but okay. Yeah. yeah yeah so i mean also uh If you look on this computer screen over here,

Speaker: I... There's just a dot. That is where my dad is? In. Tyne's face? Typer's face?

Speaker: That i would be terrifying. and dog You just see a bunch of dogs surrounding him. Roll perception. Roll perception. Uh -oh.

Speaker: That is a 13 plus 15.

Speaker: The dot is sp flashing slightly, ever so slightly faster than it used to. and what that means. I don't know Yeah. Everybody seems to jump through the computer screen. youo I have no idea what that means, but I mean, it's not something that the mayor would notice.

Speaker: So I am not going to bring it up. Now I'm now getting the image of in frame doing the flintlock would run

Speaker: from play with dickkin why why and for what light in furna that's his that's That's the father, isn't it? No, that's Kara's dad. Yeah, Hikaru's dad is Infernape. Yeah, that sounds nice. as thatmo be Right.

Speaker: i Thought I don't know anyway, and I just get the image now of it of a typhoon just doing that I can't walk or run. God I haven't seen a movie in years So... Your best objective is to. find the So what I'm getting is... start over um Silver, the Shiny Espeon. She has harnessed the power of one of the other orbs.

Speaker: which gives her the power to grow to immense sizes. You guys have this blue looking orb. which you guys have not discovered or tried harnessing the power of yet. And there's a third orb you guys are both competing to find since neither side has found it. I'm assuming you guys are attempting to find it and not letting a nuke just sit out there in the wild.

Speaker: Pretty much, yeah. Yeah. Alright so this is - One other thing, Silver has expressed her desire in No uncertain terms.

Speaker: that She wants to gather the orbs to have enough power. to basically Turn every Pokemon in the world into a wild animal.

Speaker: What? it's Why? Well, that's that's absurd. te when i see it yeah ah yeah The orb is making her crazy. yeah She is insane. We think. that she...

Speaker: Absorbed the orb. The. held the essence of Giratina. Which might have been part of what turned her insane. We don't know if she had these views before.

Speaker: Yeah, got god of antimatter, ruler of the underworld, essentially. He's the evil dude. Alright. Kind of. I think he's misunderstood, honestly. I think he's misunderstood.

Speaker: What's up? attention Okay. So, um, just going with the assumption that legendary Pokemon just exist now and people are harnessing their powers for good and evil. Why have you - Liam?

Speaker: If these... If... absorbing one of these orbs does this, why have you guys not tried harnessing the power of this orb? the person whos but as the art goes crazy we've said Five times, man. Keep up.

Speaker: he The person who absorbed the orb. of the God of the Underworld went crazy. That seems logical to me.

Speaker: Now, you a racist god of time. Are you sure that would make you go crazy? Probably, you'll probably pass. You're in Presence. You'd probably go crazy seeing everything.

Speaker: why Why am I the old cop? Dude, you giving us Lucara is a bad name, man.

Speaker: Okay then. well I know it's your first time. I know it's your first time. we're staying the rep but you gotta keep the rep up man Zekrom was bad enough. It's the only reason you guys are attempting to find these orbs is to keep it from silver Are you guys not planning on harnessing this power to stop her? How do you guys plan to stop Silver? And once you guys collect the other orb, what do you guys plan on doing? Since she has legendary powers, it seems inevitable that she would find this place, raid it, and take the other orbs.

Speaker: To me, it seems stupid that you guys have not, really. This man seems very ungrateful. This is out of character, by the way. He just seems very ungrateful. Yeah. a Above board, this is honestly...

Speaker: Making me wonder if... One of those... Probably Bruce was supposed to... Bye. to try to do something with the blue orb as soon as we found out what it was.

Speaker: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. no ah Uh... Uh, oh. Perfectly above board. I'm perfectly fine saying this. I'm not asking you guys to do that or prod you guys in a certain direction. I am genuinely thinking...

Speaker: Wait, let me finish. oh my god this this

Speaker: This guy is a person who is empowered, does strategic stuff all the time. His job is thinking outside the box, commanding people. uh getting projects done and stuff like that so i figured it was in his uh in his like mindset to question the way things are being run basically so this guy's like i know you i'm just requesting everything i every fallacy i can think of basically Okay.

Speaker: I know Black Death killed a lot of people, but what if... you instead this kind of poison. Huh? That's his whole argument right now. ah I know this. I know. This poison did this. What if we try this other poison and try if it does the same thing?

Speaker: Well, in this scenario, there's benefits included with the negatives. assuming The negative way worse. I don't know. Hmm. know And you're assuming that all the gods are mad.

Speaker: Again, these are things. i'm gonna be honest even me as a dm doesn't know Three me is probably the calmest. Wait, what? well you know i'm i'm at dialga palkia is the crazy one of mine What? fuck you The crazy space guy.

Speaker: What? He's using... Usually the one who's the it was the bad one out of the two out of Palkia and Dialga. He's usually the poop. People make him look like that guy. I've never done what?

Speaker: Rui, she's usually the one that always continues to fight. I might be crazy, but I always thought Palkia was the bad guy. I think that was a good one. after this After this episode, you need to list your sources, because I agree with Eli, I have never seen or heard anything like this before.

Speaker: I think both... Well, I think Palkia was the one that, like... showed up at the team Bass. At like, at the Sharpedo Bluff. house and like abducted.

Speaker: A player and partner in the postgame? That is a postgame thing that I have not gotten to yet. I have not either. I'm sorry. sorry It's fine. good dad yeah Just say say no more. That that is a spoilers for Mystery at Dungeon Explorers of Sky. I was actually playing Super Mystery Dungeon earlier today which is funny that that came up.

Speaker: But there again, Primal Dialga did have I mean I don't know. Yeah. I'm just saying this is going to become their Kyogre and...

Speaker: Grout on argument. yeah okay good want of Who's the good one and the one in which? What? Obviously Rayquaza because I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to you. I know. but oh this is the good guy i mean like which one's the better better person of kyogre yeah like i think it's a similar situation where like The the movie you're talking about. is Like the Darkrai movie.

Speaker: Great. where They were both like both Pelkia and Dialga. The way that they explain it in that movie and the future movies...

Speaker: was that They... were never supposed to meet. And so when their dimensions collided basically and got them to meet They both thought the other one was trying to invade their domain.

Speaker: And that's why they were fighting. Okay, so I've got an analogy for this I think we i've got i mean it's gone on a tangent I'm going to settle this because I feel like I have the perfect analogy for this. If you go to Walmart...

Speaker: And you just happen to go down the grocery aisle, and you see two Karens, you know, with Karen haircuts and everything, and they're yelling the hell out of each other. Which one is the good person? you Neither one of them. Who's better? was red Who's the nice nicer one?

Speaker: They're both Karens. They cause chaos for the fun of causing chaos. I don't know Oh, what can I do? because the end of the one Starts one in the ground fake seizure I would love to see see some like fan art of like Groudon and Kyogre fighting but they both have Karen haircuts. Oh my god.

Speaker: And the closet just has a police uniform on. He's the policeman that showed up to stop the trouble. know it's out up He has a mentor. manager, like, ID on.

Speaker: Heh heh. I want to see your manager brick closet comes down from the skies. Why do I hear dark soul music?

Speaker: Okay, so anyway. alright my Back there, anyway, I was like... Okay. I don't think the whole thing is - Don't look good at it.

Speaker: Have you guys done any sort of testing? i Once again, I don't see how you... You guys don't seem to be thinking long term. Assuming all the facts you guys have shown me are true, it seems like Silver is inevitable to win in the end unless you guys take some sort of defensive...

Speaker: You guys take an offensive, but you guys need to take more of an offensive action.

Speaker: What is this guy? He was a coward in the last episode. I think one thing you're failing to consider here is... We just graduated high school, like...

Speaker: two months ago. Oh yeah, that's a great question. Where where exactly are we? Um... Well, I mean you're you're here now you're gonna have to come out at some point we are in 800 ,000.

Speaker: Bye -bye. Oh, that's right. That's true. um Yeah, we we are in. a Excuse me, what? you What? You guys are gonna blind film me? Wait, wait. Can we just...

Speaker: Let's see. sky we havet it b We have an He's being so needy, I'm so tempted to teleport back and drop him off. I'll be coming back. Like, this guy is missing Walter.

Speaker: We have an NDA for visitors. That's a good idea. I don't think we've never even had visitors. and yeah the pa of be rayvered Every Every visitor had to be recruited.

Speaker: We need to get a visitor's center for the product. We need a jail cell for visitors. Oh no. Bye. um so I was thinking about like how - I had no backbone before. that Last episode and episode before, he had no backbone.

Speaker: Now this guy's acting like he's a general. hurling an army. He did have a backbone when he was in the Hariyama suit. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: This guy's like - this is like - Izakaya, he's acting all big and tough now and he has like an inner dialogue like freaking out. Like, oh my god, do I sound cool? Does this sound convincing? It's like... Over the work, Randall.

Speaker: Ugh. um okay It is whatever I end up making him because... Hey, rule of cool, people! Constitutional right, rule of cool! It's been three weeks since we recorded the last episode, okay? I don't remember what I made him last episode. That is the simple answer. i' sorry I am am going against the constitutional right. It's a rule of coolums.

Speaker: Sorry, I'm wrong. Right. I forgot. Yep.

Speaker: uh okay um well so but i will say if this guy does make problems he's getting teleported back and getting left out of town Probably some bad idea. Okay, so... Before we tell you where you are, how would you feel about joining a guild?

Speaker: like depends on how binding this guild is i want to stick with you guys to help you solve you know Again, wide arms, big... Selena Silver, whatever. Yeah. add to So, I mean, not super binding. Like, we're... Kinda.

Speaker: Like we we let people do what they... will and just be like on call pretty much Hi. especially with you being a mayor like obviously you'll be allowed to be mayor still.

Speaker: You're just like... It's basically just a way to make sure that we know who's on our side. With that being said, is there any way I can contact New Shimmer City?

Speaker: Like I've... uh said a couple times i do want to stick with you guys and help you solve this crisis but with that being said there is no one to rule New Shimmer City at this moment. you mean uh There is. By there, the council, there's plenty of people to run while you're gone.

Speaker: There's reasons why there is a stage succession. to wait till next election. well do you have anybody but does anybody in like the council or government have a gba that you could call ah Maybe. Only the prototypes that have been released. Well, yeah, I mean, that's that's all that everyone has.

Speaker: i think you guys also have these because i just need to send some memos because i was kind of in the middle of some work Yeah. Do we have... Another prototype down here on hand by any chance.

Speaker: I guess, like, look look to Alfred. Hey, yo, Alfred. Hey, yo, Alfred. Can you get... What else do you think of me, Dumbbobs? So I'll first like oh yeah, just Give me a minute. ah I think ah Miss Bloomberg has some stashed upstairs.

Speaker: I'll be right back, and he heads upstairs. Oh. I would say. Okay, I should have... thought We are progressing. Yeah, I got But I am there. Cersei Lannister.

Speaker: Take care, Ian. I don't know why. like just you don name like one Worst rulers in history. A DD. Oh boy. So, uh...

Speaker: but Did he catch the whole Miss Flameback? bit because i would assume this mayor would recognize the name flameback I was wondering if you guys were going to say anything, because I did do that on purpose, yes. ah So...

Speaker: ah miss bar Mr. like... Missed... Missed Flame Pack? Wait. Hold on, Ms. Plainback's a Typhlosion, right? No, it's an Inferno Knight. It says, look.

Speaker: What? Okay. Sure, whatever. Uh... You... Or a Cyndaquil. May I take this to mean and that you are a relative of Ms. Flamebeck? Peace!

Speaker: if That is accurate. Yes, what? Ow! Yes, but also... Alfred was there.

Speaker: I... Yeah, she's my mother. How do you all? the necro line is really Wow. And... Okay. uh so he's like okay i see so that kind of explains all the tech and all these artifacts and stuff you you guys got a lot of money with the whole corporation thing and uh Yeah, so you guys have all of the tech I see I see I see

Speaker: So, where is Miss Flameback now? Why is she not telling me this? Uh, well, we were kind of on our way to meet you to try to get to the Shivertree City place because she was kind of kidnapped.

Speaker: kind it I'm assuming... Kidnapped by the same people who kidnapped me?

Speaker: We assume they're affiliated. We do not like know for certain. Bye. that That is the current running theory. Thanks. So you guys are trying to get to New Shiver City to save your mother.

Speaker: And in the end goal, you are trying to save your father. Seems like your whole family's... All over the place. That's kind of crazy Yeah, I mean this is a more recent development here.

Speaker: Alright.

Speaker: That makes this a bit more of a... Pressuring matter. but um Can I just say something, both of you? Like, behind one, he's like... Looks are looks. Uh... you know i it's slow Azusa's like,

Speaker: Miss Leia, I can vlog. Slowly reaches into his - back

Speaker: What's he getting out of his bag? but but You just... Okay. Slowly come out. um The verse just gives him like the best death glare he can muster in this situation.

Speaker: what um What's the computer like is that is a you Yes or no? bit. Good. it It gives glare say that that says... Do you see all the stuff around here that would blow up?

Speaker: Oh, no, I wasn't even thinking of that.

Speaker: And he slowly pulls out his metal. Pause. Her is like, da -da -da. So... i Seems like their current objective is to go rescue your mother. That seems very pressing.

Speaker: um so that would entail you've got me who knows where she's in shivertree city you said That's where we believe her to be. is It was mentioned in the first place.

Speaker: I see now. So that's why you guys came to me in the first place. I see now. Yes. Okay. And now we need someone who can take us there. Indeed.

Speaker: I mean, and I'm gonna say the obvious. You know, if it's real It's crazy. all right Yeah. Alfred comes down the stairs. He's like, are you guys talking about boats?

Speaker: Y 'all have a yacht, right? i haven't sailed in a few years, but what No, we do not have a yacht. yeah i Bruce is going to pipe up.

Speaker: All right, he's just gonna... light his black back flames a little bit and be like um Buddy. We're a family of fire types. Why do you think we have a yacht?

Speaker: you know i'll pay back to not underwater in the family I don't know. your Am I in?

Speaker: She's adopted, you know this. It's what we are. We're doing this. then a Bye, Taiwan. in the open water.

Speaker: um I don't know. we no No, as far as I know, we have never had a yacht. Can we rent a Wailord? I'm sorry, what?

Speaker: I think I need to hire a Wailord. I don't know. rent I don't know. It can be a company. It can be like a cab. Like, rent -a -way, Lord. Oh, my God. Come to the cab. Oh my god. Two things. I want to know if anyone gets this reference, but what if you guys hired a Wailord that was named a Tuna?

Speaker: Do any of you guys know that reference? No. Oh, it's from Paper Mario 64, the whale that you ride inside of to go to Chapter 5. His name was Tuna.

Speaker: But ah the other thing is, I love the idea of a Wailord piloting a boat. Oh! Well, just know he is the boat. You just climb off. her Yeah, no, i I know, I know, I know. That's really funny. It's just a gigantic whale piloting a little boat.

Speaker: and like a rope around him he pulls for a boat Well, that'd probably make more sense, but that's not as funny. Yeah. i mean that um Adventures in the Millennium, that, that... It's an old show that I haven't...

Speaker: That hasn't had an update in a while, but they had it. that they had an arc where they were there there was a waylord fairy where it was literally that's like i lord with a bunch of like planks set into its back.

Speaker: They're like set up on its back, like tied to it. Yeah, I'll put that. I don't think I've ever finished Aiden before.

Speaker: I watched the present you You think companies are like... Use big. pokemons as transport Bye. don't i mean i'm sure i could find something a little bit of research but also I used to be a sailor myself. I can pilot big boats.

Speaker: But I don't think I... I don't think my license is within registration. I'm pretty sure that expired. Oh, no. That's where we draw the line. Lots of frustration.

Speaker: That's where we draw the line He has - killed people. and they that day That's what's wrong. This is a character. I'm not saying this. But this is where you draw the line. and Okay, I thought you were trying to say this in character. but i mean This is where we draw the line.

Speaker: He is dead, but he is killed. mafia men and buried them. and we're fine with that. You know the saying. All right. I mean, hey, it's The mafia doesn't mess with taxes.

Speaker: Clearly Alfred doesn't mess with permits. Exactly. crazy you have to choose but I am the IRS. No, thank you. No thank you. Exactly.

Speaker: So Alfred pipes up. you got You guys need a boat. I... don't we don't have a company boat but i'm sure if we can find someone to hire like i can drive a boat you guys can find someone to uh,

Speaker: Take you there. Bye. Where exactly is this new Shimmer City anyway? Have you guys figured that out yet? Do you shimmer? Or... No. Chivertree. Chivertree.

Speaker: yeah I mean... Wait. Wait. Um... lair. We should talk to Blair. She might have a bunch of maps around. But ah the mayor knows where Chippertree City is. He does. Okay, have we asked him? He's like his hand raised.

Speaker: He's like, I... I know which island it's on. It's... We had the map, remember? I looked at it just a couple days ago. It was in my memory. Now exactly where on the island it's at, I don't know.

Speaker: Um... But you know. big of an island is it? It was quite a small island. not it wasn't like i'm sure i'm sure with us we could be since At least my...

Speaker: forms in my hand. But two at least. Do you guys have... on the app Okay, yeah. I mean... So...

Speaker: But we don't. Hat. you know what You know which island it's on. You remember it. we The problem is we don't have a map. You don't have a map of the region?

Speaker: so No, we don't have a map of... You don't have a map of the... I just pulled up on... Islands. On my... how my We took a pic of the map. I was pulling it up. Up. Well.

Speaker: Just saying I know. I... I'm a mayor of a port city. I can tell you two things. Cities that are on islands are always residing on the shore. This island that I know New Shimmer City on is going to be on the shore. because how else do you get a boat on there?

Speaker: and load supplies and stuff. The city is going to be on the shore. with it being a small island. We just circle the island until we find the city. Okay. makes sense to see I was just... so what if it I was just, um... See ya.

Speaker: They're inland I mean I mean, I was saying above board, I don't think that we as like, I know that we have the map. Like... I know that we as players have access to the map. I just don't know. I was like.

Speaker: do our characters have a map on hand right now we found a map and we took a picture of them We took a picture. say yeah to make to make a simple i'm gonna say there's like a war table map like there's a yeah table i remember i was finding a match to get a picture of it and I assume that the Flamebacks also have a map of the region.

Speaker: right so map Mayor may or may not spots the map and he walks over to it. if you guys want to pull up the map i will describe it for the audience but also i will point it out here Um...

Speaker: Let me know when you guys have the map. Let me pull up this map here. Where is the map? Under Teacher's Lounge, it's in the pinned messages. Scroll up. it's You have to scroll up a decent bit. So glad you found it.

Speaker: Are we honest? These on -call night places are bugging me. This main island. It bugs me so much. What? I got a you cannot access this document error.

Speaker: It's a screenshot. It's a screenshot. yes It's two tabs below. Oh, the intro to Route 1 Radio. I did. and Oh. Okay, well there it is.

Speaker: Everyone was trying to do what I was trying to do. Oh, there it is. I found it. Ciao. He goes over to the big map, and he looks as he points at Tenebrous. Uh, we are going to have to leave from Tenebrous?

Speaker: And he points at the right side of Tenebrous. Do you see here where the train track like ends at the water? That is Tenebrous Bay. Hmm.

Speaker: We're going to leave there. and he drags his finger through the water and goes down to the tiny little island in the southwest. That is the island it was on. Wow, we we're on the island.

Speaker: North. Yeah, me too. Oh, wait, what? Which side? oh it's on it's like that big island it's the little island right near it Okay, yep, you got it. i need a little at one Okay, wait.

Speaker: You're looking at like a detailed map? Uh, no, we're I'm looking at the one you're looking at. The one you pulled up. It's just the tiny little white island on the bottom left of the... Oh the bottom left.

Speaker: Oh, so you're talking like the you're talking about the Southwest. That is what I said. wrong we thought We thought we were in the... I'm Morph.

Speaker: Yeah. Okay. That's pretty far out. Way far away. We're going to need to take over. Well, we're Ventus, aren't we? Yep. yep yeah true Then it's a straight book.

Speaker: Alright. Yeah, we don't even need a train we just go we just go straight we yeah We just go straight. Across the ocean. You could take... We could take a boat from Ventus. There is a... Where's Gale Beach? is it Isn't Gale Beach on the border of Naturay and Ventus?

Speaker: oh No, no. It's no. Pretty far south. Yeah, it's at the edge of the river I think. I'll give you a hint, it's on the shore. Yeah. Really? we We are on the coastline of Ventus.

Speaker: Right, but you guys are not like a port town. Yeah, so no I think there's like... I think there are bigger port cities. And I'm pretty sure this town is a vacation. in town.

Speaker: i Like there was thunder. Yeah. Like there is Thunder Tree, but that's on like the north, you know, like the land bridge. there's That's on the north side. So that takes... you that they were able to get to briny breeze island i um I feel like the best way to describe our town is this is Steven.

Speaker: Universe is talented.

Speaker: Okay, so... the mayor points out we can take the ah bay here in Ventus. Uh... Simplicity, I'm going to call it a Ventus Bay. uh Oof.

Speaker: Okay. So he points out like the center of ventus on the left side right next to where the v is and a little that little indent there the bay so we could take that it's uh ventus bay uh is Oh, what's a good name for a city? Ooh, city, city, city.

Speaker: Um... Great. in So New Vengeance is right on the river. If you look at... this map. I was going to say, I don't know the details. Oh, that's right. Yes, we have the other. um Okay. Mborbe.

Speaker: Let's see so water. Blackwater Bay. I actually kind of like that. Thank you. But it's not air -themed. Everything in Ventus is air -themed.

Speaker: um Oh yeah. Black airbag. Bye. black Black fan bae? Stan B. Oh. Um, City Mist?

Speaker: Ah, there's Gill Beach. City of the mist. Where where' exactly is Gale Beach again? Oh yeah. Yeah, that's right. Yes. We are great there. Yeah. All right, we'll call it Mist City.

Speaker: Mist City? On... Is it like right on the mouth of the river or something? So, you see where the V is in Ventus? If you go directly left of that, it's that bay right there.

Speaker: It's ah two rivers feed into the bay. So he points at that and he says, this is a missed city. It has Ventus Bay. Right on the edge of Ventus Bay. we could take off from there it is a port city but it is very small compared to Tenebra City Bay.

Speaker: I suggest we go to Tenebra City Bay. It'll take us longer to get there, but I'm sure we could find bigger boats. uh that can handle rougher waters we are going to be heading into very arctic waters and i suggest we get the biggest strongest boat that money can buy in my personal opinion it is not my money to spend but i can tell you the boats here in ventus bay

Speaker: are ah not going to hold up to the temperatures that are going to be required to travel to New Shiver City. Hence, Uh... Why? Why did you guys come west? instead of going to Ventus Bay.

Speaker: Um, well, we had no idea where... new shimmers or where the the Chivertree City was. because it was not on any maps we could find.

Speaker: Why West? we got a tip from someone that there might be someone or that it was uh Like. Somewhere in Tenebrous and so we figured we'd look for someone in Lux who might know where the city was.

Speaker: And that led us to you. I see. So... You guys went west because other people were also going west to go to the same town. So, that leads me to believe that the people

Speaker: who you guys were tailing or heard the tip from or whatever, were also going to Tanagris Bay for the reasons I probably described. Ventus Bay is a port town that deals with going to the east side of the Alkast region. Hence, they don't experience much arctic temperatures except for the very south bit of which they stay near the shore. So.

Speaker: it would be in uh in my ah personal opinion would be in the best interest if we go to tenebrous bay because they deal with the west side where it is all arctic and thus their boats are all fitted out with arctic gear they can withstand the cold and all the gear on board will also have cold resistant like clothes and stuff like that so personally tenebrous bay is my pick if you guys want to do ventus bay it is shorter it'll be a shorter boat trip probably only taking five days instead of seven.

Speaker: However, you will have less gear. I will leave that decision up to you guys. Wait, so... Could we take one... Wait. Can we take one boat to vent it to from Ventus Bay to Tenebrous Bay and then get a...

Speaker: Get a bigger boat? That's not a bad idea. We'll go dig a boob.

Speaker: Yeah. That's exactly what I had in mind. You read my mind I also said it earlier in the episode. Yeah. Joke on you.

Speaker: So, that's not a bad idea. We could take Ventus Bay to Tenebra City Bay. Chat. would probably take just as long as taking the train as boats are much slower than the trains uh, by a shorter distance, so...

Speaker: we could take Ventus City. uh frontis bay up to the tenneper city bay pick up a different boat, and then head over to Silver Tree City. Is that what you guys want to do?

Speaker: I... Sounds like a plan to me. i Don't much like boats, but it sounds like it's unavoidable. Oh, Eli in the chat, you asked which arm is the Tenebrous Bay. It is the bay that is directly south from Lux.

Speaker: Okay, that... God. Oh, that big. but The big one. Okay, the big one on the right. time Oh, like between like the Toray and Lux and all that. Uh, yes. It's... not too it's So, okay, you see where the train track heads into the water in Tenebrous?

Speaker: On the south side? Yes. That is where Tenebra City is. Okay. So. And Tenebrous City, babe. I don't think. Well, no, like just because I made it up. Yes. So...

Speaker: Yep. So that train track goes into Tenebrous City and thus Tenebrous City Bay. Hence the name. is that little indent right there. Mmm. So he wants to go from Ventus Bay, which is the big divot in Ventus, all the way up to Tenebris City. Or you guys suggested, or whatever.

Speaker: So those are your guys' stories. options. Walter's thinking of a boat, thinking of what happens at the end. if he pushes some person in the water Dude. Push us some what? He just, like...

Speaker: Not even two days ago. Hanted. Like, rescue Bruce from almost drowning. Yes, but those are unexploded. choice you want to know if you act like a cat If you get pushed into water, but you like start like... Panic.

Speaker: King again. The other one, you were like... an You didn't really have... much thought this one will act you won't be in shock Oh. you'll be able to um I don't know. Just really curious.

Speaker: yeah so okay well but we'll We'll find out when if and when it happens. Bit. be Be aware that Bruce's entire back can become engulfed in flames.

Speaker: Be aware. You you want to do that? wrap I still have six. That was a TT.

Speaker: I can play this game! Until I lose it until i lose all my TNT, I can play this game. I'm gonna pull out my pop -up. a boat thiss One of these days I can see it coming. Uhhh... I mean, and also...

Speaker: Side note. Percenticles! It's not always controllable. Uh oh. mean because like you know is that bruce's like tell when he tells a lie does he His back spooked a little bit.

Speaker: No, well no, it's like... Uh... the typical cynical thing is like when they're scared They either... Or like when when they're scared, they'll like curl up in a ball. maybe shoot out some fire when they're like frightened or like startled There will have be a flare up.

Speaker: Really? I mean, I don't know if we've actually been doing that with Bruce, but that's like typical Cyndaquil behavior. Sounds like something we need to test.

Speaker: I'm on Jake's way.

Speaker: Bugs Bunny will move with you in a room full of TNT. Hmm.

Speaker: i go I'm going to Samuel Sammy. here um Turn your light up and just go. See TNT everywhere.

Speaker: Okay, so so Jake wants to kill off Bruce apparently. i Mean that would be pretty funny It would also be incredibly derailing for the entire story.

Speaker: um ah You could create a new character. It's not like you're pivotal to pivotal to the entire story arc. It's he's the supposed to be the main character of his arc.

Speaker: i don't i've never seen any bruce as the main character but you here's the uh Like the... it's the word the What's the piece at the top of an arch? The cornerstone? The...

Speaker: He's done. keystone yes He's the glue that keep one together. It's the goal is keeping the plot together. There you go. Yeah. There you go. I'm not risking my life. Sorry, I killed him. He's keeping the team together here.

Speaker: And ah Walter is the acid trying to eat away at the glue. Yes. i am the nether Evil. Are you sure it's necessary? I see. In this circumstance, we could call it an unnecessary evil. You don't have to be evil.

Speaker: i But it is funny when you are. for views Cheers. Yes, they deserve comic reviews. Hmph. I'm gonna say evil. but For the views.

Speaker: Uh huh. Yep, yeah, you are definitely the comic relief character. What? Really? ah The whole door bit was a - Comic -Con, he was serious.

Speaker: Aha, aha, aha. So... uh back on topic though you guys have three options You guys can go take a train from Ventus to Tenebrous City.

Speaker: And you guys can go from Gale Beach to Tenebrous City. and pick up a heavy duty boat. You guys can take a... boat from Ventus. Uh, what do we got? Miss City?

Speaker: Mist City, to Tenebra City and pick up a bigger boat. Or you guys can go from Ventus City. Mist City, sorry, and go straight to Shivertree City, which is the fastest and most direct route.

Speaker: the most dangerous. Or option D. Boomin. Anyway, Lord... Or option E.

Speaker: Find a very large flying type Pokemon that can just fly us there. Crow's hat. I know. Where's the big crow's hat? I can't remember the name. I think that is an option too. don't know. You're talking about Corviknight.

Speaker: Corvin, I am. I'm not true theyre hugh not trying to. Real word, you guys. You guys can't think outside the box and like do something else. Snowball. Oh.

Speaker: No, I was just joking about that one. that Honestly, Bruce would probably consider flying over water to be even more terrifying than or sailing. Why do we swim?

Speaker: that is Oh, gosh. That would be even more... Yeah. Uh... You see the news about the guy who swam in between... France and England, that little connect.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Across the English channel, you know, that's one of like the more harrowing swims. Yeah, we can do that. Yeah, we can. immediately after getting back on shore.

Speaker: I just want to keep in mind. it Takes you like two days to go from Gale Beach to Tenebrous. via train. How fucking long do you think it's gonna be for you to swim from Ventus all the way to Shivertree City? Like, 18 days?

Speaker: Along with my strategy. You see, I throw a TT behind us and we ki - we - Right away for a long time. We surf there. okay why I don't know if that'll...

Speaker: Okay. Okay, you know what? Whatever. This is a joke idea anyways. no Yeah, for what it's worth. This is totally true. Yeah, for what it's worth. I think the water is gonna be the most direct route From...

Speaker: Um... Gale be - well, from Ventus to Tenebrous City. Because the trains you have to go around. Yeah. do do but Do boats hire fire types so they can... melt the eye Ice in front of them, dice breakers.

Speaker: You know what? Oh. What are they tired of? Water Pokemon to die and break it Icebreakers those like I think they have I think the front of the the front of that is like made of metal It is, like reinforced steel that... that are made Grable Wars.

Speaker: Um, break ice so they don't get sun. Talking frozen solid. Are you guys saying this in character? I don't think so. Who are we? You can ask Ken if he wants. All his ideas.

Speaker: Has it been open in the wild? All our characters are just like... All the ideas. sure Why not? uh so alfred uh pipes up he's like uh i can't say i've ever driven an icebreaker before but some of the icebound ships and do in fact have big uh metal like plows in the front of them that will break the ice as hey guys you guys Alright, I'll walk there. I can walk on water.

Speaker: What the? You can walk on water, hey! Fuck on water. yes See you guys. Bye. What the fuck? for My imbuable skills can walk a wa - I'm a mother.

Speaker: Oh that's right! walls but i don't think i'm going to allow that for august please questionin When I blew up, how did I not just faceplant into the water?

Speaker: Because no one had remembered it existed, and also I feel like that derailed the narrative. Great. Alright. Um, okay, I got an idea. I am going to... meet I can walk air?

Speaker: I don't think that's right. I don't think so. They crush walls. oh well and you gotta remember this was for uh tailored for mystery dungeon games so like the little chasms in the mystery dungeons is probably what all right so basically i got double jump

Speaker: Sure. Sure, why not?

Speaker: I don't know And what I'm going to say to make this whole... Okay, what I'm going to say to... um give you this power but not make it broken you can walk on water up to 10 steps at a time before you i been good i'm gonna keep this power in check i'm not been breaking stuff

Speaker: a bit no no i'm i'm saying you can use it but i do want to keep it in check because that is the kind of thing that could invalidate the entire campaign yeah i do also want to point out i don't know if this will ever come up but when you're walking on lava as with like the absolute mover in game If you're not a fire type, you do get burned.

Speaker: Now you just take the damage. So you you can walk on the lava, like it lets you walk on the lava, but you do get burned and have the burn effect until you move on to the next floor.

Speaker: Or steal it.

Speaker: Yeah, this is interesting. Basically, I see a technique in the drama here. Well, I got frozen and they should i walk on ice Ugh. No I think you just walk on ice.

Speaker: But yeah, I think I was saying... longer ever walk on ice Don't trouble Yeah, I'm gonna say with the immovable you can walk on water and lava up to a reasonable distance.

Speaker: like Not something that's super inconvenient, like two steps or something. but like yeah walk like 10 20 steps we'll do it in a flavor rule cool Yeah, that's that's basically what I'm saying. Whatever kind of fits the narrative at the time, but not something that's going to break the plot of the entire story.

Speaker: I imagine that does work. Work on the asset. you tell me Sorry, that's acid that Water. that's that That ocean there, that's salt water, not fresh water. but yeah Sorry. um Dude, you have a devil fruit, son.

Speaker: Oh, that cancels out? It's salt water? So you just drown. Um, actually... absolute move or is it just a devil for so i I can stand on it, but then as soon as I Saltwater, my pow is going active.

Speaker: Yeah. Okay, so... um With the interest of ending this episode sometime soon, because it is nearly 11pm for you guys, uh... I would like to end this episode with you guys deciding a course of action. So, i would ah what do you guys think you would like to do?

Speaker: Um... I could use a good Water adventure? Yeah. I think... Like... andgar you stay You stay away from us when you get my water, okay? i don't Let me taste.

Speaker: I will try not to tase you. um I can... I can wear... I don't know. maybe i'll Maybe I'll get some, like... insulating I don't know. I can't guarantee that it'll work. 14 -2 to you be - It's a big puppy.

Speaker: Yeah, Courtney's in. The whole time. Oh, like Hazmat? Yeah. Whatever. yeah bruce will begrudgingly like accept that that the The two boat option is...

Speaker: The... Probably best than decided on. Oh, i've agree I've got, um... I've got that Slurf TM in my backpack.

Speaker: Oh no, not Flurf again. it makes No, but I'll just use it as a field move. Burn! Oh no. i So I'll save this ah for the co -host if you want to include this in your decision making.

Speaker: ah Going from Ventus to Tenebrous will probably take an episode, and then from Tenebrous to Shivertree City will also take an episode. So that'll take two episodes. Alternatively, going from Ventus straight to New Shiver City will probably only take one episode. You keep saying New Shiver City. It's Shiver Tree City.

Speaker: what a virgin What is the fastest route? I say, yeah, what's up? Do you want to start one? The fastest route would be from Ventus to Noosh. Shivertree City. I mean yeah, but it's riskier Like, it is misgear.

Speaker: So, i'm just I'm just saying that if you guys want to include it in your... um in your decision making. Time does affect us.

Speaker: Okay. Listen, I am my mom's daughter. I can - I can handle I'm pretty sure I can handle ocean water even though I've only like... I've... She's only ever like taught me how to surf like once but That's okay, I think I can handle it.

Speaker: Really? You guys own a surf shop? Yeah. I mean... I don't know, I just, uh...

Speaker: Mm. Okay, one... maybe Maybe maybe more times than I can remember but just He went from one to like 50.

Speaker: No, she can only remember one time. All the other times ended so badly that it ended in memory loss. No, no, no. no It was just... ah

Speaker: Point it. Point is... Like... Point is if if my mom can surf Without. and surf in like the water without get it without like electrocuting everyone, then... I can probably do that too.

Speaker: Your mom's also an Alolan Raichu, right? Or is she? I don't know. It's true but... Pikachu can surf too. Maybe I mean you ever seen like the TV commercials about like the surfing Pikachu's I always assumed those were CGI.

Speaker: Even though there are no computers. That could do CGI. You think they're animated?

Speaker: Yeah, their hand is moving. There we go. Yeah, it's just like, it's just spell animation. drawing Yeah. Like an old Disney cartoon, cell animation. Surf shop commercials. aha no Not my mom's surf shop. No, just...

Speaker: Anyway. just I will - Okay. I will get a surfboard just in case.

Speaker: yeah Thank you. In case we need it. You guys are going into the deep Arctic and Evelyn's first thought is let me get a surfboard. No, just in case in case she goes... In case she goes overboard. For any reason whatsoever. Can't be too prepared.

Speaker: Just get a life saver. Yeah. hello hey At least. Hikaru has the Slurf TM that she can use! In a pinch. If she starts drowning, she just has to teach herself to slurf.

Speaker: Right. I think I just have the teeth. I think I should teach myself to slurf now. I was going to say, how is Slurf learned? Because if it is a disc, you have to like watch an instructional video.

Speaker: I just watched it on the boat. just love the idea of like oh no i'm drowning let me get my portable tv plug in my vcr and watch this instructional video i always just is like It's like a cartoon with a mouse.

Speaker: there's a big player and they gotta put it in an insert Put that in your mouth. I thought of that too, actually. That is quite funny. I like the idea that it's a Porygon.

Speaker: Like you just... Load you the discs into a Porygon? and then it like projects an image in front of itself. This is how you surf.

Speaker: But it's yeah, it's slur. So there's like a bunch of like captions with ads on it and stuff because it's clearly pirated It's very cheesy like very bad like Japanese video game like ad Yeah.

Speaker: low poly It's like... It's like... 360p video. Well, no, it's clearly recording on our camera. Inexplicably missing? It's recorded by an iPhone.

Speaker: Yeah, it looks like iPods had cameras, did they? but like Even better.

Speaker: I appreciate it. It's just an audio recording instead of a video recording. It's just black, but there's still ads on it. Visually.

Speaker: oh my god the the entire screen is just ads and then this just Audio teaching training. It's a lockman. It's a lockman. You gotta put on your ears and just walk in and listen.

Speaker: You have to walk and listen. it's it's twenty It's like a... i'll be Like... a Ancient ear pods. I had a Discman, but then it broke when I was writing a lawnmower.

Speaker: its I shook around too much and it broke the internals. Nice working.

Speaker: So... Okay, so you guys are doing boat adventure. You guys going to Ventus to Tenebrous, then to Shivertree City? or from Ventus to Shivertree City.

Speaker: or other option that has not yet been discussed. Uh... Let's see. I think we should go. Uh...

Speaker: Ventus over to Fluvius. Have a beach day and then go back over to... why you Let me get you a mic for this. so I just want to point out is the funny thing is I was thinking you guys go from Ventus to Flama. So you and I were on the same track.

Speaker: Uh... Oh my goodness. we just We just take the river. We go to Ventus. We go to that. We go to that beat. We go to that. Bay. We take the river.

Speaker: Upstream. Into the middle of the continent. Where all the rivers end up. And then we... Hike across. We hike across the ice -capped mountains of Ave and end up in Flama.

Speaker: on the river where Volkenberg is and we end up in like What the fuck? I just want to point out that the audience probably does not have a map in front of them i want to point out to the audience all of us have are like looking at a full map of the outcast region while talking about this the audience right has no idea what we're talking about to be fair the audience does have access to the map other question Join the side. Join the side.

Speaker: It doesn't say Evelyn is the map on the website It is. ah There's a small version of it on the site. I can make a lightbox. version that you can zoom in. Well, there you go. More reason to go to our website. PMG Pastor Time. That's through with the U. uh And... Yeah, I guess you can check out the map there, although now that we're done discussing the map, it's kind of a moot point.

Speaker: mm -hmm but what Oh my goodness. You can re -listen to this second half of the episode and then you can... Follow along with where we are on the map. Uh -huh.

Speaker: we're We're struggling we're didling to follow along ourselves.

Speaker: so okay so I think our decision is... Go. Ventus north to the Tenebrous Bay. Get the better boot. that'll be safer to go down.

Speaker: Take the the two. Or what? It'd be like a... An extra day's journey pretty much, probably. Well, I think it's going to be two days from Ventus to Tenebris.

Speaker: And then five days from Tenebris to New Shimmer City.

Speaker: As opposed to... As opposed to... Five days from Ventus to New Shimmer City. It's shiver tree. what Whatever. It's it's is the the Ice City. That one. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, so... I mean...

Speaker: Good enough. I feel like... Bruce at least wants to be as safe as possible on the water. So like, yet yes, we want to save Mother butt.

Speaker: My dears. We also don't want yes yeah coming to... Save you. We also don't want to drown at sea trying. Wait.

Speaker: I wonder if, um... Maybe my mom knows somebody with a motorboat? Ooh! Are there motorboats? I'm just swimming still Good assuming you guys are not paddling on a kayak all the way to Tenebrous, so...

Speaker: No, I mean, I think the alternative would have been like... Like a sailboat? Oh yeah, sailboats exist. Or like a steam -powered boat, maybe? What about Galliana? What about Galliana?

Speaker: a Galleon. I love that. a super fast boat like what like what's the fat what are the fastest boats in outcasts at this Period of time. Well, that's a great question.

Speaker: I'm old. You know, just a boat. Probably tech flow one of the slowest kind of boats. That's the fastest we got I would... probably say a sailboat there might be motorboats maybe not electric motors but I'm actually not sure.

Speaker: DBAs. Electric Pokemon that could probably power the boats. If they was electric motors like Rotom exists I just want to point out I'm going to forget this by the next time it comes around.

Speaker: but Uh... There's probably motors, I would say, engines. and batteries or batteries motors, engines, whatever. So, okay, this has been higher technology. There's a fucking GBA factory for God's sake. We have a hologram.

Speaker: You do? Oh, you do? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure there's like ah rotational power technology I'd be very disappointed and a lot of in our so and our um tech teams if we have holograms.

Speaker: number and mean Our tech is going to be all over the place because we have... Motor boats, but we don't have cars or buses We have trains but not airplanes.

Speaker: I don't know Yeah, I'm too prepared. We used our... We use Pokemon for that. Yeah. yeah Like, how does a... I mean...

Speaker: you know motorboat i'm pretty wouldn't a motorboat have like an and internal combustion engine or something like i don't know no the motors is just an octa driller that He spun around. yeah no so we don't have any gas motor boats we only have electric motor boats I mean it's possible. I kind of like the idea of electric. of of it being pokemon powered so whether it's electric Motors being powered by right shoes.

Speaker: or a Sharpedo pushing the boat along or something like that. I feel like that's kind of fun. Yeah. yeah Some options... Um... Charjabug!

Speaker: Ooh, chargeable would be a good option. Charizard Bug is fun, he's a battery. And then there's Varum. Voltorb? Oh, no. It just blows up. We're like, what? Voltorb, you hit a rough patch of C, all of a sudden your motor blows up. There goes your power source!

Speaker: No, that's the icebreaker! That's a funnily quote. mr sir Sir, the Voltorb's in the water, sir.

Speaker: All right, charge assist. see warfare they just put Both orbs randomly on the wa - Let's see war for Pokemon. Sea mines, but they're just Rotorbs that they said they have super good Read them there.

Speaker: I mean, we we also have... Quillfish and Overquill that are... basically just literal Uh, seed mines. Yeah, but they're puffer fish.

Speaker: I think but if you can call a real life puffer fish a sea mine. that's Have you seen Overcrow? ah Have you seen a puffer fish? Does it look like a sea vine? It looks like a vine. It can probably puncture through shit. If it looks like a vine.

Speaker: He talks like a mind and walks like a mind. It's a mine.

Speaker: I don't know. I just feel like an overcoat could do some real damage to a ship. Maybe not like yeah blow it up kind of damage, but definitely sink it. You guys really should not be giving me ideas. Because you guys are going into a defended or assumed to be defended base.

Speaker: Probably, but you know, you're probably going to forget these ideas by the time the next episode comes around anyways. Oh, I know. ah To cap this episode off, I want so you guys to roll a perception check.

Speaker: Uh... Awesome. huly Uh, sure, I wanna see who notices it.

Speaker: Nat 20. Ha! All right, I had a, what was this, a nine? how You got time. I got a 17. Did you win it in two Nat 20s?

Speaker: I didn't get it. No. Oh, I got six. Ow. everyone but walter notices Wolf is still complicating of killing Monarch. No, no. i won you see You still think of pushing Eli and Bruce into the water.

Speaker: I probably should have brought this up earlier, but there's too much discussion going on. You guys have... or are now feeling the sense that you guys are being watched. As in... But as you guys look around, nothing seems to be out of place.

Speaker: I'm glad we're talking about planes now. and open after this

Speaker: I'm glad we're getting lost. What? All I get with Annette Tworney is that we're being watched but there's nothing here. Out of place. Well, that's what I'm saying with a nat 20. With a nat 20, there is nothing there. But you guys feel like you were suspiciously being watched somehow.

Speaker: Ooh, I wonder if it has... It's either... it Silver psychic shenanigans. Or... Bruce is dead. is somehow... Bruce. He's going ethereal.

Speaker: he's in the He's in the shadow zone.

Speaker: Oh, do I want to give it? Did you guys hear that? I thought you'd be here. Transformers 4. I'm trying to decipher when I give that to you. Bruce, you You rolled a nat 20. I do also have a plus 2 to perception.

Speaker: so i got a 22 if that matters i was tempted to ask you to roll a second your and perception check like you rolled in at 20 which i'd love no that's that's kind of stupid Do you notice out of the corner of your eye? the dot that was blinking on the screen turned red for one single blink and then went back to white.

Speaker: Oh. I thought it was red the whole time. If it was red it went a deeper red. Okay. Yeah. I could have been wrong. I was just picturing it in my head as red. This is the average day redness. This is...

Speaker: Deep redness!

Speaker: Well in simpler terms let's say you see it turn into a warning triangle for one blink and then it goes back to normal. Nope. The dog turns into... The doctor to the...

Speaker: Starting a run. It just says run. That'd be terrible. If I'm a dot, just turn it? And just had to run. Do I say anything now?

Speaker: Hmm.

Speaker: I think I'm just going to keep that, Bruce is just going to keep that in the back of his mind. Dad might be trying to come back on his own.

Speaker: And like, I would... assume that he has been but he might be actually like figuring something out here. Okay. Well, I guess with that... I have been put in here.

Speaker: Hi Brienne. Okay, what do you got? I want water. Like... Rece - What are we going about? Can you light your back nap?

Speaker: in the water Ha ha! No.

Speaker: Talk about we'll talk about later. We'll talk about later Okay. Hey, at least he asked for consent. Yes, but you may not listen to the end. Answering is good enough.

Speaker: Yeah. Okay. bo all Alright, so with that, I think that's going to... Tick do it for the episode because it is 11 p .m for you guys. I have for early in the morning tomorrow because I got overtime, so. I have been Dakota, your PMUDMuseum.

Speaker: I've been Evelyn playing Hikaru. Thank you, Elijah. Oh. Heh. I've been Eli playing Bruce. I have been old man. I'm playing Walter!

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