Arc 4 - Episode 5 - The Fairest Court Battle Ever

Transcript

Speaker: Hello everyone and welcome to a path their time My name is Dakota your PM the DM your GM and sitting to my left is somebody True. has a hairy microphone.

Speaker: It's me, Evelyn. Yeah, my... The microphone is covered. In Yeti hair, for some reason. Yenny hair. Wait, is this a microphone? I sure hope it is what else would it be?

Speaker: I don't know what else it could possibly be. I don't know what other spherical objects covered in hair. It's just a big Q -tip. Yeah, we'll go with that. Big Q -tip.

Speaker: Okay. Um... And to my left is somebody. Who knows how to? Invert a Fourier transform in linear time. Wait, transfer after the fact? Yep!

Speaker: That's me, Eli. and I know what all of those words mean. Totally know how to do that. and sitting directly across from me this time is someone who is currently obsessed with Alexander Hamilton, the musical.

Speaker: But you haven't obsessed for years. Do you have Zencaster pulled open? Huh? I was asking, you left your Zencaster pulled open because his yeah name in Zencaster is Alexander Hamilton. Yes, I know. but You missed the perfect joke of saying...

Speaker: To my left, I have Alexander Hamilton. You missed your... We can't edit it now. Thanks a lot, Dakota. Oh, Dakota. Uh huh.

Speaker: Ruining my intro. Why'd you have to get a bad warranty? Yes, it's me, Rogue, Jake, Walter. the abused one Hello! Why do you like...

Speaker: No. Why do you always, like, every time we get into this, you're like, wow, I'm so abused. These guys hate me. Click. As soon as we start the episode, you're immediately like roleplaying Walter.

Speaker: Listen, I'm a method actor. Yeah, I think you're fair enough enough on YouTube point What?

Speaker: Okay. Uh... This is the point where I would have done all those announcements, but I guess we did them already so I guess A roll for recap? Yeah, that body. History time.

Speaker: It's time we cut out all of us looking us into our dice because I don't have it ready. to do ah Wait, what's my different? I got a floor. Do you want my taste?

Speaker: What did I roll? I rolled a four. and I haven't rolled at all. All right. So we got a four. Yeah.

Speaker: Well, I'm looking up at three heads in German so you understand me I'm going to fucking kill you, Jake. I'm not German! For a context for the listeners, we were...

Speaker: it's dress We were talking about some places ah and I was pronouncing them wrong because I was pronouncing them with like the actual German pronunciation. Off.

Speaker: No. And ever since then, he keeps calling me German.

Speaker: it's payback he was doing on purpose because he knew it bugged me And if you're curious, Serene Germans try. well Ray. Yeah. DREI. Rain.

Speaker: Yeah, we'll go with that. mood whatever you said Bye! We got a three of four, and Eli, what did you get? Forward. God damn it. I got a one.

Speaker: Ah! Speak up German boy! I'm not German. I'm Irish American. And you will like that.

Speaker: All right, so Irish American, and you'll remember everything I say.

Speaker: Oh, This is what happens when you start the recording, just chatting like friends for two hours straight. Oh, jeez. So... That's why I say we should stream it, but we'd get banned off strict bound Twitch so fast.

Speaker: I don't think we will get banned that fast. What kind of stuff do we say? We're not that bad. I mean, you know what happened last episode would probably get us banned from Twitch. Oh!

Speaker: Oh, that's right. we You guys blow up the town. not you guys walter yeah you guys you got bruce gave me consent bruce gave me consent I should also say I'm mostly over my sickness now, so I can actually, like, talk more. Oh, I'm sorry. How was I supposed to know it had a...

Speaker: Um... A whistling Susie inside of it. How was I supposed to know I had that? Shit! Yeah, but we... I completely forgot. I need to tell you guys something about last episode. I meant to bring this up at the end of the episode. I forgot. um there was a hidden mechanic in that boss fight So, The way that boss fight worked,

Speaker: Uh, you guys were fighting the mass which was inside the ship And there was also Jack Spiro, who was on top of the ship. Jack Spiro.

Speaker: was being kept alive by the tendrils that were connected to the mass. you The way the boss fight works is you can do as much damage as you want to Jack Sparrow, and he will never...

Speaker: feel pain, he will never lose a point of damage. However, I was keeping track of how much damage you were doing to him. If he went over his... His max HP, he died after the fight. If you didn't, and you managed to find the mask in time, he would have stayed alive, and you guys could have traveled with him to New Shivertree City.

Speaker: However, you guys were so close to keeping him alive, he got down to 2 HP at some at one point, and then Hikaru did a fucking Electro Ball and did like 100 damage to him, bringing him to like triple his negative HP. Is that why he disintegrated? You guys fucking worked that guy.

Speaker: Oh no! so Listen, you shouldn't have said that. I ruined the

Speaker: No, that's fine. I wrote that. In a way, because I don't think he would have lived either way after the Whistling Susie went off.

Speaker: so Yeah, you guys Ugh, you guys were so close. You had two health, and then... Fucking nuked him to death. Uh... What would happen if we blew the ship and not the mask?

Speaker: So, you guys did that, and then...

Speaker: Walter went down into the bowels of the ship where he had encountered the mass. In which case, he did some stuff. He threw TNT at the mask. after the transform orb do any oh it's after the transform bomb Did my do anything important? important?

Speaker: It turned them into a crystal Cyndaquil. Not really. I didn't have a good... a Like solution of that so I kind of just made it like a fun thing If anything... It would've been better if I got an Onix and it could just be a Crystal Onix.

Speaker: Aw, that was was so cool! But yeah, you use the transform orb, your spare transform orb, on the mass. And it transformed into a crystal Cyndaquil.

Speaker: Which you then blow up with TNT because... Twice. Yes. Twice. Oh, you did do it twice. Oh yeah, that's right, because the first one didn't do enough damage. i I water skipped one towards it.

Speaker: Oh, didn't you crit the TNT? Isn't that what happened? Uh -huh. Yeah, you blew the entire ship to smithereens. The second one crit. Yeah. The second one I'm talking about. You blew the ship to smithereens. Yeah.

Speaker: The whole ship fell apart and sank into the ocean, which is kind of weird because you guys were docked, but whatever. uh and The Crystal Cynical was out floating in the ocean. And...

Speaker: Uh... Some of you got deafened. I definitely was supposed to remember that Walter was deafened. Bruce was deafened from the explosion. and Yukari was far enough away she didn't. so bruce and Shikaru got washed up onto the dock, I think?

Speaker: wow we There's title, it you missed a thing there. Because Walker's the only one who can dodge the tidal wave. Well, no, no, no we we haven't gotten to the title of it you guys were on the Doc?

Speaker: No, I got blasted into the sea and had to swim to shore. ah that me shit okay yeah both be Okay, yeah, you guys got blasted into the ocean, which then you guys were deafened. Walter, er, uh...

Speaker: Bruce. Hey, did you guys both swim to the dock? Yeah. Well, but Bruce tried to swim and then started drowning so Walter had to come. swim and help him swim over to the docks.

Speaker: So... Walter then... Was it Walter blew up the... We threw TNT into the ocean. We got to the dock and then, um... It was very far out, so he made me do a string check and then an attack roll, and I crit on that attack roll.

Speaker: so also you basically flavored as me skipping it like a rock towards the Oh yeah, that's right. so it was a bit of a spur of the moment thing for me to turn it into a nuclear bomb because what was supposed to happen is when you killed it it was supposed to act like a regular tnt ah So it was supposed to be 10d10 damage to anyone that was nearby.

Speaker: um However, if you're trying to me some you would make me taste some of my own medicine. You blew it up with TNT. So it's like, okay, that's kind of cool. It's kind of like how an actual uranium bomb works where a bunch of explosions implode a uranium core.

Speaker: Uh, which then causes a massive chain reaction, right? So I was like, that's kind of cool. I'll do something like that. So the, uh... fucking mass turned into a uranium bomb which caused a tidal wave to wash over new shimmer city Wiping out the first few blocks.

Speaker: and possibly killing slash fainting a couple people, Pokemon. ah Walter... God, Walter managed to dodge the title wave by... by up before up specialing in the air.

Speaker: A new lunch idea. We do this timeline, but if it was a Fallout, so we get a Fallout Pokemon now. That would be kind of cool. Yeah, because we did D &D that. That actually would be kind of cool.

Speaker: Pokemon with guns, we'll call it Palworld. Oh no, there's only a Pokemon Fallout mod where Pokemon have nuclear, like, uranium balls. Oh my god, this sort of power world, of call we World. We can't edit, we gotta stay on track here, guys. Okay, okay. We can't edit this out. good So... Yeah, that's right, there's no editing.

Speaker: so walter uh, ended up upspecialing into the air over and over. Which got him a few moves on his new usages on his ah on his character sheet.

Speaker: And... Neither Evelyn or Hikaru nor Bruce were able to dodge the tide wave, and they got carried a couple blocks into the city, getting smashed up by debris on the way.

Speaker: You guys... or walter woke up And you... uh, started helping the, who said elderly, um, the incapacitated.

Speaker: The injured. You ended up helping injured You talked to a police officer. The Chansey line? What? I thought you were trying to...

Speaker: Oh yeah. No. it was the the There was a Clefairy. Oh, Clefairy. I always get chances and Clefairy is mixed up. That, that...

Speaker: Walter was helping. Alright, and then, uh... You took them to the hospital and we cut over to Hikaru and Bruce who were having a bit of a moment because Bruce was deaf and there was like sign language and stuff.

Speaker: But they ended up finding their way to the hospital. Looks like there's anything in the meter. Oh, you're Your GBS didn't work. Was that discovered before or after the hospital? That was discovered at the hospital.

Speaker: Okay, so you guys ended up going to the hospital. You checked it, er, well, uh... You guys checked in and you guys managed to cure... Bruce's paralysis with a And... Ugh. Share, Gary.

Speaker: Cherry berry, okay. Uh... And you guys then met. uh the... Horiza, Horiza, the, uh, Malkarian Morga.

Speaker: which I was going to have as a way for you guys to contact Walter. And which she did successfully by turning around, handing the letter to Walter, who was standing in the doorway. who read the letter And wrote on the back of the letter a reply message handing it to what Hikaru? That's pretty much where we left the episode. You guys had discovered that your GBAs didn't work because they were waterlogged and the batteries were corroded or something.

Speaker: So you guys are... Currently shorted out. The batteries were shorted out. ah so you guys are on your way to a radio snack

Speaker: Yes. To find replacement batteries. And that is where we left off. That has got to be the longest recap yet. I know what the last episode was three and a half hours long, but damn.

Speaker: That was a lot that happened. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah that was a cr - Crazy -ass episode.

Speaker: yeah that was a very long episode it was also a month in the making Yes. Yeah. yeah Yeah, that was a double episode I gotta say... Fucking monitoring. oh i didn't get craig in here oh whatever simcast is working i said that a while ago yeah

Speaker: Ah, damn it. ah If I got Craig in here earlier, we could have had two hours of pre -show banter to put on the Patreon. Actually, that would have been a bad idea because we had a lot of personal information. We had a lot of personal information giving out. We have a lot of personal information out there.

Speaker: We were talking about my state and counties close to me. I do not want to talk about. We were talking about your name. those There was a lot of stuff we talked about that should never be on the air.

Speaker: You were talking about my email account. We were talking about emails accounts. We were talking about other stuff. Anyway. It's a good thing.

Speaker: That pretty much brings us up to where we are. So Jake, why don't we get a move from you? A random move, whatever it's called. Yes, I... Definitely remember this.

Speaker: I don't know why he remembers the random move generator. Uh -huh.

Speaker: Jake's just looking around his room looking for inspiration. Um... There are random move generators online. you That's where Sean always is. No, but I was about to say. Cheez -its. I was about to say cheez -its by accident. I almost blurted cheez -its out. Cheez -its? I almost blurted that out.

Speaker: Jesus. Pikachu use Cheez -Its!

Speaker: Welcome to How to Code a Name's NPCs. Oh, yup Uh... Your name is Frigatino. There, uproar. I'm Troy. Okay, we'll uproar on in. I actually don't have a Sprigatito plush anymore. I have two Vulpixes.

Speaker: You failed us. so cue the cymbals I have a feeling we don't know. uproar before but oh well if you want to complain about it go up or in the discord section because we are moving on Comment down below!

Speaker: Go to YouTube and comment. Pick some new moves, losers. Yeah, and then find out we don't have a YouTube account, so who's the real loser? Jake, I'm so glad.

Speaker: Huh? What do you mean we do? it got youtube doesn't uh wait hold on wait no that was google podcast hold on a second oh my god We had this discussion already, I know, I know, I remember. We fought this argument so many times.

Speaker: I know, I know, I know. I remember, I remember. We're not having another hour argument. You defending this, not checking it. I know, I know. Alright. Okay. See this? so This is what I gotta deal with.

Speaker: Uh -huh, there's constant abuse. There's abuse. There's German abuse. I'm not German. Would you shut up? Oh. Wait. Yeah.

Speaker: Craig. Alright. so You guys are exiting the hospital and you guys are on the way to a snack falcon. snackfo oh my raio snack fulcu Snack falcon?

Speaker: Hi, Craig. Uh... Snack Falcon is Uh, the fuckin' grocery store from the video game Lost in the Woods. Alright. Fuckin'...

Speaker: Radio Snack, that's what it's called. Oh my god. So you guys are currently walking On your way to the... Radio Snack. There you go.

Speaker: It's right across the road from the mayor's office. And. Oh. What? Gimme! a random Pokemon.

Speaker: Uh... Moral all. I'm sorry, a what? More lol. More lol. I know I've heard that. I don't know what it is.

Speaker: It's the ah the little fairy mushroom from Alola. is more low. How do you spell that? Is that the tendril looking? one More lol. M -O -R -E -L -U -F L -U -L -L. Oh, this thing. I forgot the thing existed. ah That doesn't make sense. I need a bigger Pokemon. Sorry.

Speaker: and more. Emboar. We'll go with Emboar. Yeah, sorry. I need a bigger Pokemon. You see an Emboar. ember accompanied by an apple in Uh, exiting the mayor's the town hall.

Speaker: the pig knight is carrying The Megalocario Z Mayor. Uh... Bayer may not that's his name You see, may or may not,

Speaker: Uh... on the back of a pig knight. Wait, why is he being carried? He's a Mega Lucario, why? That's... Let him finish.

Speaker: I'm pretty sure that was Jake's attempt at a joke because he called him Megalocurl. Why? No, that's only it. he's um That's his wife form. No, it's Z form, isn't it? Yeah, this is Z form.

Speaker: It was the new one from Legends Zen. I don't think it has a Y form. I don't think it does. Aw. Nope. Anyway. There is a pig knight carrying may or may not.

Speaker: Uh... Yeah, I said that right accompanied by an apple Roll. Somebody roll perception. I hope all three of you roll perception. Yeah.

Speaker: That's a 17 for me. All right. Anyone else? Nope. Yeah, sure. I'll roll i'll roll perception too.

Speaker: Not even worth saying. what

Speaker: I think I rolled it. I rolled a nat 20. Oh hell yeah. Damn. Hikaru notices this first, The Applin? is Barry the Applin from the Uh, the pop -up stand outside of the bank in Vulcanburg. that's what i thought we knew he was connected he must He's got connections to the mayors. He's corrupt.

Speaker: Where's my blues clues?

Speaker: so the They are being carried down towards like the beach area. of the Because it is a shore city. A shore... The city is on the shore, so there the mayor is being carried down to the beach.

Speaker: How's the mayor looking? Uh... did you say where or how is he like how How is he looking? He is looking frantic. He is not there by will. by his own will.

Speaker: Um...

Speaker: Alright, guys. Very special. What? What was that? Run in and attack. Walter special, did we just run in and attack immediately and not ask? Uh...

Speaker: I was thinking Hikaru and I both know Quick Attack. What if we just... Run by with quick attack. And... Try to snag the mayor.

Speaker: On our way by. Oik! Or you could try to stun them and I could try to just ah wrestle it out of it. It was the inboard that had them? The Emboar has him, yes. Is it a Pikmin or an Umbroar? Because both have been said now. You did say Pignite, sorry. It's a Pignite. Pignite was the first thing said. Yeah, Pignite's middle evolution and Boar's final evolution. I thought you wanted of the biggest one.

Speaker: It's like in the middle of evolving, so it's like pig night and boar, pig night and boar, pig night and boar. Is this a Bulbasaur episode? Oh no! It's a picnic.

Speaker: Okay, so it's just a pig night. Like design. So much easier. What do you think of that plan? Hey, Carl. Uh, yeah.

Speaker: Do we want to try just quick snags before we try full -on fight? Alright, buddy. Hold on a second. Wait a second. Does it look... Does it look like the Applin is - Dragging him?

Speaker: No, the Applin is just walking alongside the Pignite. Okay. so why does it look like Drag. pckite stopping dress mayor's on top Is he tied up?

Speaker: No, he's not tied up. He's just being... Pignite is dragging the mayor. on his back. And then the Applin is just...

Speaker: next to them walking along. I would not mind finding someone finally an eagle footing. So this would be a good time to actually have a fight.

Speaker: Yeah, okay. Yeah, I say we... I say we aim for the bushes. Aim for the bushes? The bushes. Wait, what? what i think that's the quote from some movie Oh, I haven't seen that movie The other guys? No idea.

Speaker: Yeah. i They died doing that. Oh, no. Sounds like a great idea for you guys. They missed the bushes and hit ground cement.

Speaker: Oh. I don't know. Nice. All right, so what were we thinking? Are we are we thinking... Do we want to try just... Talking to them first?

Speaker: Do we wanna go in swinging? Do we wanna... Quick snag it.

Speaker: Well, what will talking to them do? Amen. out what they're doing with the mayor? How about we all surround them and then we can start talking? so they can't escape.

Speaker: Yeah, I say, yeah. We should. We should... Yeah, get in front of them and talk to them. I'll get in front of you guys and from the sides. Okay, so you see you guys are just rushing around to the front of him to really confront them?

Speaker: Okay. So... You guys can't rush in front of him. Uh... Go ahead, I'll let you guys take it. oh Hey, what do you think you're doing with the mayor?

Speaker: the apple and actually pipes up is like a Ah, there you guys are. I was wondering when you guys were about to show up. You should come with us. We have something that you might be interested to see.

Speaker: That we want to see. huh What do you do with the mayor? What kind of thing? Yeah, what what what do you what do you want with the mayor though? Hmm? Who? Him?

Speaker: Nah, that's not the mayor. That's an imposter. Is it a monster? No. No, i but I changed them with an orb. I changed it. No, no, no. chance No, no, I think you'll find that ah this... ah This mayor here was actually killed and replaced with an imposter. You see, we have quite the evidence. Why don't you come with us and we'll show you.

Speaker: well we We happen to know that... We were the ones who transformed. The layer into what he is now? So soon.

Speaker: I insist that you come with me. I vote for going with them. But we...

Speaker: Walter puts on the TNT. that No, Walter. No. No. That is not Chris' After that? After that one, I need something.

Speaker: The next explosion. It's hard to get. It's an addict now. How much of this talent are you going to blow up? My MO is to ask questions and then shoot. he He has six left, I think, right?

Speaker: TNT? Uh, yes. Yeah. Also, when did Hikaru get a gun? Do you know her cheeks? He said you're gonna ask questions then shoot.

Speaker: Shoot, shoot electricity? hey i can i go yeah Yeah, something like that. Oh, that should be really cool. A Pikachu with like a rail gun. Like an electromagnetic rail gun. i actually it's That's actually kind of cool.

Speaker: I would be. Hmm. so Are you coming with me or what are we doing here? Oh.

Speaker: It's up to the crew. Good. I feel like we're gonna get led into a trap. Yeah, what? What? what that this um Is the mayor like gagged or anything? Can can the mayor talk?

Speaker: The mayor's just like, let me down.

Speaker: Yeah. i well Hold on. I know a perfect way if this is the mayor or not.

Speaker: Okay Mayor! Is it his voice?

Speaker: Hold on, hold on. Mayor! When we first met you what is the What did I promise to turn you into? ah Something strong!

Speaker: that's Kind of right. i It was fighting type. Oh, yeah okay. o what What Pokemon were you originally? Uh...

Speaker: A way night? what What did I turn you into the first time? Uh, Bonsly. That's him. Yep, this is indeed the mayor.

Speaker: Absolutely looks like you guys. This is not the mayor. Believe me, I wouldn't know if this was the mayor. We saw the crime scene. We saw the murder. I insist.

Speaker: You come with us. i I don't think there's many... on What murder? I don't think there's many Lucarios that look like that that can replace them. I see, so you guys don't know the full picture.

Speaker: Well, if you'll just... Follow me. This might understand a bit more guys I don't know but... I don't get - I don't have a trusting feeling with this guy!

Speaker: the way he talks This apple has just got like the biggest shit -eating grin you've ever seen. but

Speaker: Yeah. I mean... I haven't. Heard anything that makes me want to trust you?

Speaker: Hi. How do you want me to trust you? Alright, how do you want me to get you to trust me?

Speaker: I would like something a little more concrete. Come give us a hostage.

Speaker: so something that can be proven right here. Oh, believe me, we'll have plenty of things proven. If you don't come with me now, things are gonna get ugly.

Speaker: Buddy. My highlight. I think you're vastly overestimating your ability tier. We just can't... Not gonna say that. We've taken down... a group of dragon types.

Speaker: An Applin? And the Pignac is not scaring us, man.

Speaker: Hmm, really? What do you say about that, Silver? And outlocks silver. Hey boys. So...

Speaker: Nice to meet you again. I suggest you come with us. And she telekinetically... freezes you guys in place and like picks you up in the air ah I knew we should boom up immediately.

Speaker: what be Fight. This is Ikaru's nemesis. I forgot. Yeah. Your friend probably thinks you're crazy. Because I gotta remember you're in your friend's place.

Speaker: so ah server As soon as... He gets like... started to get picked up he's gonna send a temper flare You cannot do anything.

Speaker: i i say I'll say you guys can like talk, but you cannot move. you were telling I said she telekinetically froze you. This feels like the Sinitra... from Incredibles the Sinestro scene.

Speaker: I don't... I don't see... Oh, The Incredibles? Oh, it's easy, I don't yeah remember that. say I have seen the incredible. i said too We were talking about the... ah Invincible, I think is what that cartoon's called. No. Was that in Incredibles 1 or 2?

Speaker: I've only seen the first one. Huh, so I must have seen us. Oh that the freeze Oh, it's just zero point energy.

Speaker: Oh? No, it doesn't. Wait, what? Not the freeze gun. The bad guy person. The telepe... The... I forget what it is. I forget what the ring's called. Well, they could, so freeze like, lift up things and telepath. Yeah.

Speaker: Isn't that just the zero point energy? I think so. I don't remember the name of it. a Okay. Well, anyway, that's pretty much what she's doing to you. She cocks her head. She's like, oh you guys are so cute when you're afraid i mean Bruce doesn't look afraid. bru Bruce looks pretty furious.

Speaker: Malta's annoyed. He didn't get to fight. he's just annoyed he's not even angry he's like god damn it if anything he's like oh here we go this antic shit again

Speaker: I got something I think you'll find a little bit interesting, so let's go for a walk. And she starts walking down the road. and After a little bit, Oh my gosh, I just realized. All our suspicions of the Applin was true.

Speaker: Oh yeah. Oh yeah. There is plenty of stuff you guys did not discover there. And I still have not revealed everything about that. athlin on my number one suspect list on my blues clues And I was like, oh, I guess he's a throwaway character.

Speaker: Oh my gosh. The Blues Clues was right! I knew that it it was suspicious. There's still an entire plot point you guys haven't uncovered yet regarding that.

Speaker: And that is still yet to be discovered in a way that, uh... Well... this is part of it so maybe yes see well to be fair we did fail a good number of Dad.

Speaker: the roles that we had to do in that whole blues clues Yeah. Oh my god, silver? Silver reminds me of Azula. Azula? Is that an urban avatar?

Speaker: Yeah, okay it is, yeah. yeah The firebending princess? Yeah, I can see it honestly. you know Yum. She makes me think of the bloodbending grandma.

Speaker: Nice. Oh yeah! Karma! Yeah. Oh, I should be keeping an eye on Zencast. Yeah, she's like bloodbending all of us. Honestly, not far off. It's the chorus scene on in the...

Speaker: Zaheer? That's Zaheer. So, aim on.

Speaker: So she takes you around the building of the... Town Hall. And eventually you guys come across a beach. and uh you guys are gonna have an oh moment here a minute because on the beach Is it clearly a rushed setup?

Speaker: Of a court. Oh my god.

Speaker: i talk OBJECTION! Before this episode, I i ah told the co -host, like, I had an idea at work today, but I realized that Not A Scratch already did it, so now I'm just gonna lean into it even more and just make it a reference to Not A Scratch. But we don't have a...

Speaker: We don't have someone that can actually pull this off. Walter's guilty! We're all, we have so much evidence against us.

Speaker: So, the so At the judges' stand, there is... I don't want to use a Trevenix. That's what they used. Uh... We'll be right back.

Speaker: Oh, what? Gorgite? Poor guys. Making the... Literally just... Make it the owl from Angry Birds. Yeah, didn't... Literally just the... um counterpart to Trevenant. Yeah, we'll do that. Gorgeist. No. So they're, um...

Speaker: Wait, is it the gold guys that ran from court? Okay, more guys is fine. Is it the gang gang wars they got? ran away from court. The Gengar No, that was Zorgor. Zorgor Geist.

Speaker: Wait, what? What? Oh my gosh, I got evolution mixed up. I'm so dumb. Yeah, I don't know what I'm talking about. I was thinking of the... Ghost book when I was that during the court And the court seemed to have to run away.

Speaker: There so at the judges stand there is a court case And in the jury's stand, there is an assortment of random Pokemon. of which I'm not going to name because it's like 15 billion Pokemon. Do we know any of it?

Speaker: Mmm. I'm just gonna say no for the sake of time. There's no reason for you guys to know any of them. That's unfortunate. that They couldn't be any of the Pokemon that... Walter helped.

Speaker: By any chance? What about Johnny Trash? No, because they're in the hospital. You put them in the hospital about five minutes ago. What about Johnny Trash? Is he here? Yeah, why not? Johnny Trash is there. Johnny Trash, he's just like, he's like, Water! It's your water!

Speaker: my boy he's like Oh no! the Johnny Trash calls out Walter and is immediately ushered away from the because he's got a conflict of interest listen listen if the court knows one thing is that johnny trash cannot stay awake during a court trial Oh, that's funny. Yeah, the gory guys are like, hey, you, shut up. Sit down. And, like, waves at Johnny Trash.

Speaker: uh You guys are led to the... Please free me if I get these words wrong. I don't know fucking no court deep raw not the truck You guys are led to wherever the fuck you're supposed to be if you are a defendant. yeah Defendant stand. Yep, that one. Uh, assuming that's correct. Where's the bench? Is it...

Speaker: No, that's what the judges said. No layout. No, that's where you retreat to when you're playing Pokemon card game. what But it has a bench, too. um Oh, there's a bench.

Speaker: What? There's a Mimikyu too. mimic There's a Mimikyu too? There's a Mimikyu there? somewhere in that somewhere in the ju Somewhere in the jury, audience, whatever. Sure, why not? I'm not really having the jury participate too much, so.

Speaker: Listen, we gotta go to our defense council. Oh, oh, geez. I just did a random generation of six Pokemon. to to see who's on this count, on this jury. yeah my My six randomly generated Pokémon are...

Speaker: Shaman Skyform, Regigigas, MegaRiquaza, Drowsy, Aromatisse, and Registeel. You guys are fucked. Silver really saw her roster and beefed it up. ah good She's like I'm tired of these dragons always losing, I'm getting these guys. Yeah. I i watched my...

Speaker: My pseudo -legendary dragons get blown up by TNT. Let's see you blow up Mega Rayquaza with TNT. Dad. Jesus. Listen, if I had a whistling Susie, I could.

Speaker: You guys are forced into the defendant's stand. ah And... ah And... may or may not is in the Process.

Speaker: No, wait Hold on. Ugh. Cut. Sure, you're all going in the defendant's stand. Mary Minot is going with you in the defendant's stand. I don't know who the prosecutor would be in this point.

Speaker: So I guess it'll be the Fuck it. Maybe a Sceptile. I like that. Subtile. Yeah I like that. Subtile. Except Talonar Lawyer is a champ.

Speaker: Alright. ah Yeah, the prosecutor will be a septile. Okay. No. Uh... And... The judge looks at you guys and he's like, so you guys are the defendants.

Speaker: you will be uh since you do not currently have a lawyer you will be appointed a lawyer at my discretion Of which I choose Barry the Applin. Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.

Speaker: So... Bury the apple. sits next to you. take care of your face phones. with a smug smiley like, hey guys.

Speaker: Judge, i can i it's if we can't afford a lawyer, it means we get appointed one. I can afford one. I don't think so. Applin, what is the going rate for lawyers right now? About 30 million, Poké.

Speaker: Judge is like, I see, I see. Okay. That is such BS. the desk This is a kangaroo court. Bye. Feeling we might be better off representing ourselves. What do you guys think?

Speaker: yeah I think we can represent ourselves Mmm, are you sure about that?

Speaker: I mean, are you a fair judge? Hold on, hold on, hold on. Group huddle, group huddle, group huddle. Hold on, judge. Wait, did wait he just actively admit to not being a fair judge?

Speaker: Correct. Yes, it's the kangaroo court Let's see if we set this up. i got quote Hold on. guys Now, this all depends if Applin's a bad guy, and which he probably is, but...

Speaker: If he's not a bad guy... he' This would be good to have him, but if he's a bad guy, he can say whatever he wants, but if as long as... but we could just say... No, we didn't agree to this. Nothing he says matters.

Speaker: Because... Because you're, um... Really your lawyer can say whatever they want But if the client. Says no. I do not agree to this. It's all null and void.

Speaker: Okay. I have no idea how the law works, but I think that... Neither do I. I'm pretty sure... Listen, I saw three episodes of Law and Order. I'm great.

Speaker: You saw three episodes of Law & Order. Yes, it's when the main character gets the three people wrong immediately. And they're aunt't supposed to be innocent. And they still go to jail.

Speaker: Uh...

Speaker: Do you choose to represent yourselves?

Speaker: ah Can we get some more info about this Applin? How long he's been a warrior? What's his credentials? Yes, exactly. I want to know this affluent's credentials. he personally his Does he work out Pearson Law?

Speaker: Approximately looks at his watch right now. So, yes, she is a court -appointed lawyer. Long time for lawyers. Actually, surprisingly, yes, the turnaround radar in here is ridiculous.

Speaker: do Do lawyers like pass the bar exam and then immediately get disbarred? Uh, depends on how they direct their first client. you You see like a bunch of Pokemon in the distance lifting a really heavy bar. There's like a Sandshrew that doesn't quite pick the bar up really well. What the hell? Oh, no. What is this? What is this bad jokes we're hearing?

Speaker: Oh, no. Leave that back in 2012, man. Jesus.

Speaker: fifty Are you sure you wish to represent to yourself? Guys, if he's a good lawyer, it's good for us. If he's a bad lawyer, we can just disallow whatever he says. all right i don't know if that how law works but i feel like neither that's a judge so we can just use that

Speaker: Sure, whatever. what We... i i guess we can see what this airplane has to say we can always D - Why does s Silver have to be here? I have an escape plan if she wasn't here.

Speaker: She wasn't here and having a skate plan

Speaker: And your decision is? Hold on, hold on, I'm gonna - Hold on, can I talk to the Applin real quick? Wait, hold on, hold on. I want to talk to you guys. Before I talked about it, I was like, guys.

Speaker: I'm, just gonna threaten him with a transform orb if he tries to mess with us if he tries to be an unfair lawyer I'm pretty sure you used your last transform orb. No I got one more. You do? no I thought you used... You had two. You used one of the... Uh, you were right. I knew. I got rid of it. I resupplied them. Never mind. I didn't resupply yet. I thought I did.

Speaker: Yeah. Nope. I guess that wouldn't work.

Speaker: He doesn't know that. But... I feel like threatening our lawyer is not a great idea. for getting him to actually help us. What do you mean? It it works for mob bosses.

Speaker: Yeah, because they're mob bosses. They actually have sway. Well, your mom's a mob boss. wait can you It's not a modbox!

Speaker: Uh...

Speaker: I feel like this is the one episode that needs to be edited out of every episode we've had. I know, right? Yes. about what she knows about, like... patents and shit.

Speaker: captains and shit. Sure. Wait, Karu, are we gonna leave one retainer for every time we do that scam on music, when we make a music for, um... we're gonna keep him on we're gonna keep him retainer for that Yeah.

Speaker: oh my goodness

Speaker: hey Hey, we're about to go to a concert and bootleg the show again. you want um Can you give us advice? Well, no, we know i don i can't tell a lawyer that. You can't tell a lawyer that.

Speaker: No, I'm pretty sure we I'm pretty sure that I'm pretty sure a lawyer can't like yes to tell anyone Because what we tell the lawyer is confident yeah Um, they are, they are. Okay. This is entirely hypothetical.

Speaker: Okay, so where - He's the one that I do know about lawyers.

Speaker: It's the one thing I know about lawyers. If you admit to that you're going to commit a crime, they have to report you. Oh. the The judge is like, hey, you know, I can just, I can hear you. Not in this state.

Speaker: What a big stick! Let's keep... Is Carrot just actively yelling at us? No, no, no. Oh, it sounded like you guys were like yelling that in character. Wait, oh I forget, are we in Pokétalk?

Speaker: We can barf the police. We're in Pokétown. What? What is with you and the - Are you talking about Utah? Oh, Pokiton! This is Pokemon Universe, man. Pokey talk.

Speaker: What the fuck are you saying? If you're trying to say Utah, this is about that bricks and minifigs shit again. No, Jake. This is not a good topic of conversation. Before we recorded this, Jake was talking for so fucking long about the bricks and minifigs shit, or at least he kept trying to bring it up over and over and over. Hey, allegedly. We gotta say allegedly. Allegedly.

Speaker: Allegedly. There we go. Yeah, there was no allegedly about that. No, YouTubers have gotten in trouble for talking about it. No, I know what I heard. Okay. Okay, so I guess we' we're going to say that we accept this.

Speaker: applin as our lawyer but reserve the right to denounce anything he says.

Speaker: Are you saying that to the judge? ever Ah, and... Asking the group and then saying it to the judge. If we agree. Okay.

Speaker: Yeah. Okay, so yes, we're saying that to the judge. Yeah, that sounds like it could be a bad time for me. So how about I say you either let him speak on your behalf like an actual lawyer or just don't.

Speaker: Yes. Your credential to judge. Yeah. You're not really sounding like a real judge here. i think pretty good to you Did he go to University of Silver?

Speaker: Oh no.

Speaker: God damn it Judge?

Speaker: No. We may have lost the judge. We won guys

Speaker: We're free. Freeeeeee - While he's gone, I did have another idea. I'm back! Oh he's back.

Speaker: darn i i My Wi -Fi died for a second, but I quickly swapped over to my hotspot. Bye bye. So I'm just going to run it like that. Oh, my second. Is Zincaster messed up?

Speaker: No, it's actually good. Surprisingly, I - Because I have my router right next to me. So I so i watched it die, and...

Speaker: I was like quick quick quick pull my fucking hotspot So I did that immediately and I managed to swap over before it actually disconnected Oh nice. cool So we're all good. Let's continue because it's fucking 10 at night. My tablet says it's 10 in the morning just because it's stupid. Aw.

Speaker: I'm still being the past, man. I'm an hour ahead of you. The judge is like, Look, man, we've been on this for like 15 minutes now. Do you want your defendant to speak on your behalf or do you want to represent yourself?

Speaker: Just pick one please. Guys, I think I don't think we can do any better. Honestly. I feel like even if he was against us, it would be better than us trying to prove we're innocent of anything.

Speaker: What are we even being charged with? Okay. yeah I guess we'll find out in like the next few minutes. yeah We didn't get told our rights here, so technically this court should not be allowed. This whole trial has indeed been basically a sham from the start. Listen, this is just this is just a Batman villain courtroom case. No matter what we say, we're going to be guilty.

Speaker: Yeah, no guys. No, no, are we you fine? red oh right No, gonna be whispering charge for being Johnny trash. We're okay guys. We got Johnny trash All he's gotta do is always stay innocent and they can't charge us.

Speaker: It's just an idea. so did you did Did you out loud ask the judge jony cha no but you if you had been read your rights? Yes. The judge is like... Uh...

Speaker: Dude. Did you? And you feel your... you feel all of your heads like forcefully shake up and down as silver is controlling your body That doesn't count, no.

Speaker: You have to get verbal agreement. you have to get verbal agreement and sign something for that to count yeah An up -and -down nod is nothing that because I was That was used so many times in courtroom cases and that's been disallowed.

Speaker: Yeah, because it does have to - I know it has to go in, like, transcripts and stuff, but I'm just trying to bullshit my way through this. Yeah, because people can force you to go up and down. Yes. Uh...

Speaker: All right. ah Do you want to spend the next 20 minutes going over to your Miranda rights?

Speaker: Alright, everything you say will be used against you. dad yada yada I don't have a poll. up i tech Do you agree? Okay. Well... Guys I feel like we should wait until after we got our verdict Because if we got guilty, then we could have just said that and... The judge just starts hitting his head on the desk. Like... Oh. My. God. Would you - I'm going to kill each of you individually.

Speaker: Uh, Judge? Hey, hey, wait, wait, dude. Is that going on record?

Speaker: I'm pretty sure if that's going on record, we can get this whole case thrown out just on the judge threatening the accused. Judge threatening us just saved us now. he can't We win. No matter what happens, we win now. He threatened us.

Speaker: Just... This stenographer over there has like a big bucket of whiteout. That is illegal!

Speaker: Alright. Oh, boy. I will find you. working so We can't even record this. Can we call the flamebacks? Because we can teleport there and back and get a really expensive lawyer. yeah that that was that that was what i was thinking it was actually uh yeah sir we eng met him sound similar i i would I was thinking...

Speaker: If things start looking badly... We can just badge ourselves back to base and not be there anymore.

Speaker: We're not saying this out loud, Dakota, so you can't just say, oh, by the way, they take it. This is above board. Don't try to bullshit that. Don't try to bullshit that now. Well, it's not even me bullshitting. You guys have already been stated to have been frozen in place except for your mouths. So good fucking luck.

Speaker: Oh, is she gonna freeze the entire trial? Yeah, she she's forcefully moving your head and everything.

Speaker: Coward. Can the judge see? Yeah, cut. shoot How will the judge not notice that we are... Judge, this is totally, um... Like, brutality.

Speaker: being forced to move like this. I'm gonna say silver is like yeah, she's standing like right next to you. and There's like so whisper wispy like pink tendrils with going between her and you like it's pretty obvious okay Yeah.

Speaker: Excuse me.

Speaker: we Can I read the charges? I'd like to play Insanity. Ugh. I... that That might be one of your charges, so shut up. Oh, geez. Wait, that means we win. We can't go to jail. Yeah. I'm pretty sure insanity is not illegal.

Speaker: No, we just get... If anything, we get sent to the lab. What? Read the charges. What is this? to boy Is this the south in 1700s?

Speaker: All right. So the charges are as follows. You, uh, Hikaru... Hatsumi, Bruce, Flameback, and Walter. Fisthands are being charged with the murder.

Speaker: of... May or may not. And Mr. Maynard. Quote -unquote, so undetermined, or identity undetermined, is being... I don't know how you can turn someone's identity, but whatever. the fake the mayor

Speaker: You question judge. Why did ah why did our um um Lawyer, be the one to arrest the um the actual mayor. Ha! That seems like a very - That sounds like a very um...

Speaker: You little... That's illegal. That's a big old illegal sign right there. The lawyer can know here is the one that arrested you pretty much.

Speaker: Yes, that is illegal! Well, I mean, Silver's in good hands with Affleck, but yeah. Indirectly

Speaker: I, I, I asked for a miscourt. I asked for a miscourt. Yeah, no. Anyway, you guys are being charged with the murder of Mayor Maynott and placing an imposter in his place.

Speaker: Well, we have... or witness that we can call. At least. Alright, who's your witness?

Speaker: <unk> right We've got The Wobbuffet. officer and the security guard that we brought into the room. to witness. the transformation orbs happening. All right.

Speaker: the From the... ah The office there. The mayor's office. I call a Wobbuffet to the stand. Oh look, there's no Wobbuffet in this court.

Speaker: You didn't get a sign to get we're supposed to have a month or at least few months and yeah holding before a case happens so we can build our case. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I got lunch. This is illegal!

Speaker: I don't care. Damn. I respect that. um but You wanna go for some beers after this, Judge?

Speaker: You know honestly? if you if uh if things go well it's awesome listen listen guys after this court case and he talks to everyone beers on me guys beers on me Alright, I'll take you up on that offer.

Speaker: Out. Okay. I just may have swung the courtroom in our favor. I just want the courtroom in a favor. Johnny Trash is like, yeah, that's my man.

Speaker: Ouch. Alright, there you guys are being charged with this murder. Do you have anything to say in your immediate defense? Bababooey.

Speaker: May we confer? Uh... Sure. You guys can't move, but you can cook fur, I guess.

Speaker: Silver, a look close. I can't hear them.

Speaker: One of the facts. Science. Um. Okay, that's not going to help us. um Let's see. what but was that Do you remember what the security guard was? Because the Wobbuffet was like the the the mayor's secretary.

Speaker: No clue. No... For some reason, it felt like it was a two -parter across a few weeks, so... yeah i think it was like what wasn't it like a stoutland or something might stout I don't think it was a dog.

Speaker: No, oh the stout leg was the one of the police officers I think oh right yeah i feel like i think my memory dakota am i in the area if there's a rock it was a rock or ground type am i in that area Ooh. Well, the thing is I don't remember. um We would know this is like all in a day i We just can't remember because it's been months.

Speaker: yeah it's been Yeah, it's been over a month since we've recorded that episode. yeah so So can we just guess or the Pokemon, whether we know it? Uh, sure.

Speaker: um Yeah. I can't remember. Was it a Golurk? Oh, it could have been. I mean, we can go with that for now. I feel like it was the rock or ground type.

Speaker: Yeah, I'm just to say since none of us can remember what it is can be whatever you want with the I think Golik would be best best for guardi for a guard. no Yeah sure. was that Go Lurkworks! Also... no

Speaker: I just realized all girl looks have that one band -aid that get if it gets removed they just go haywire Hi. Did not know that. Yeah. Yeah, that thing in the chest? I think it's - Yeah. if It's not a band -aid.

Speaker: In the anime, it was a big ol' band -aid. They say CL, that was a big ol' band -aid.

Speaker: I mean, it's shown to be like made of some kind of wood. I think. No, wait. No, they... No, you're right. The original still is like that, but then they covered it up with a big old band -aid.

Speaker: This is what usually gets cut out of these episodes. Yeah. Okay. This is why me and Bruce have our own podcast. talking Yes.

Speaker: Yes. Um, alright, go, it um... Can we have like an hour to go a defer and look for these people judge? Yeah i mean i did We need to call these people to court.

Speaker: i Why would I give you that? I told you I have lunch in 30 minutes. And also, I just... I happen to be quite biased. We're supposed to see all the evidence they have on us.

Speaker: You want to see the evidence? I can show you evidence. No, we're supposed to see it in advance so we can build a case that can defend us from that. I can show you the evidence right now.

Speaker: Do you want to see the evidence? i hate but Walter's like, I hate this guy, but I love this guy. ten I am definitely, after this, he's definitely becoming my judge and I'm bribing. Nice.

Speaker: Alright. I will prevent you with this. And he pulls up. Wait, why is the judge showing us evidence? Yeah, why is the judge showing us evidence? It's a prosecution. What, is the septile just doing its nails in the corner? I forgot it was just like doing its nails.

Speaker: I forgot about that because I've been treating the judge as a prosecutor since he's an obviously biased and bribed judge or whatever so I forgot that he's not supposed to present that. Judge! Judge, how much do you get paid?

Speaker: Fuck it, the judge is the prosecutor. What the fuck? This is bullshit! We are so - We are so - There's so many of you! The crowd. Can someone go get the police? This is so illegal.

Speaker: We can literally get every single - Johnny Trash! Please! go call the police official member of this courtroom You're locked up for a long time. Where's the bailiff? Just off of this trial alone. Bailiff? Where's the bailiff at?

Speaker: There is no bailiff. Silver is the bailiff. Ugh. Silver, you bitch. Oh my god. So... The... the... Gore Geist or whatever it's called the judge. He holds up a bloody knife This. is the knife that was used to kill Hariyama. of Mare.

Speaker: And then... He lifts up - Does that real blood or just ketchup? Uh... I'm going to sniff. Can I guess? I want to sniff. I want to see if I find no ketchup smell. I want to smell it. You're a dog Pokemon. Roll insight with advantage. I like that.

Speaker: Okay, okay. Okay, that went, okay, wired. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Um... Inside. And die 19.

Speaker: With a 19, you can smell the scent of tomato berries on the knife. Sir, that sets the model, Berries. Nonsense. I'll lick it right now I will lick it for you.

Speaker: yeah I'll lick it afterwards. Tomato burger is an incredibly spicy one, right? Yeah please to tell me just please tell me like dog can lick it with Please tell me it's like the hawk is's like the spice challenge where he's like Trying to act all cool but you're just sweating and like just shaking. it I couldn't say that with a straight face. I'll lick it for you.

Speaker: good o wait Why are you talking? Why are you licking evidence? That's... um Sir?

Speaker: I think you destroyed evidence there. I mean, why are you licking this fake ass evidence? Please tell me we just seem like on the table. Your honor.

Speaker: Dying of heat. There's like a tomato berry on the desk. It's like half cut ro It's a sandwich. you listen It's a knife that you use to cut a sandwich. Yeah, he was making a sandwich with it. He was like, this is... a

Speaker: oh so he He licks the knives like... That's actually pretty good Anyway... That's nonsense! This is the knife that was used to kill Mayor Maynard. So there's no more blood on it.

Speaker: So then you just licked all the evidence off so it's useless now. And this... And this is the body of the victim. What?!

Speaker: The more I see him alive... like I can't do this anymore. Wait, is it like the hollowed out Haruyama? Like the costume? Yes. He holds up the cost - the broken costume. Sir, that's the costume. It has its price tag on it.

Speaker: Nonsense! This is very clearly a paper mache. Nonsense! This is the body of a Mayor Mana. As you can clearly see, it looks like a Hariyama. It was cut open with a knife!

Speaker: AND LOOK AT THE BLOOD STAINS ON THE BODY! He like, takes a stand and sneers it on the body. Is he licking them? Oh my god. There's blood all over this body.

Speaker: You can't be silver! Silver. He's gonna try to look at silva Silver. I respect you trying to kill us and everything. And I respect the game. i do As one, it I respect the game.

Speaker: But what the fuck is this judge? That just... Objection, Your Honor. Yes. check What's up? bullshit Where did you go to law school?

Speaker: Bye. Uh... Uh, fuck. Vulcanburg. Sure. I'm sure there's a law office somewhere.

Speaker: Why do you ask? What year did you... Pass the bar exam. Uh... About three minutes ago. Pass. Next question.

Speaker: Pass the double to the next person.

Speaker: Jake was talking over him. Oh sorry Uh, but Two minutes ago. Two minutes ago? Okay, ha - So how did you get... from how did you how did you get from vulkenberg where you pass the bar exam all the way over here. to New Shimmer City in Lux.

Speaker: When... Didn't think about that. To make it to this trial. Uh, I was... Um... I... You know, it's a lot of magic and...

Speaker: Nonsense. That doesn't matter to this trial right now. See, the funny thing is there is actually a legitimate potential possibility for explanation for that.

Speaker: This is a ghost tape. I was thinking if you could teleport or not, and I was thinking, like, well, obviously someone just... It requires knowing stuff about Not A Scratch Arc 7.

Speaker: Which Dakota has not listened to. No, I don't know Oh, is there a Gorgast in that? No. Yeah, what's up? going out but There's a whole, like... Essentially like a ghost realm.

Speaker: Oh, Jesus. That ghosts and dark types can travel through freely. It's the shadow realm! Okay. Well that's fun. There's a literal shadow realm.

Speaker: What? Judge, so um i want I want to tell you something, Judge. Yep. We know that you're... Honestly, no. this is of the This is Bruce from the Flame Blacks.

Speaker: like blacks fa Flame Blacks. Flame Blacks. I like it. Okay, And I just want you to know, they're a very wealthy family and probably richer than whatever Silver has. So...

Speaker: Double it of whatever number you're thinking of. ah We'll talk after this trial.

Speaker: Alright. I can see you said something, Zencaster. Craig did not pick it up.

Speaker: Oh. What did you say Jake? i was That was just me clapping. I don't know. that was dying Oh, that's what that was. That beat me afterwards and made me die laughing. Yeah, I did get picked up by Craig. Right, right, right, right, right. We'll talk money in a minute. But for now... The one who's paying me is not you. So...

Speaker: Right, boss? Points to silver. Heh, ooh, inks that silver. So! What do you say in your defense?

Speaker: I have never seen that knife before in my life. Okay, well neither have I. Is that a toy knife? I don't think so.

Speaker: I just cut my sandwich with it. You claim you've never seen it before in your life. Oh wait. Maybe I am. Gotcha, bitch.

Speaker: That was such a... Oh.

Speaker: I swear there's a jury trial because jury try oh can... I clearly see that this judge is BS. I will say if sarah there is a point to all this.

Speaker: That there is a point to all this? Okay. Yes, there is a point to all this. Are we getting there? I didn't expect it to get so stupid so fast.

Speaker: You pulled up with a totally bogus - It's I'm just - court case. Hey, why does that bell join the - Why is the Sceptile passing notes to the judge?

Speaker: Who's passing notes to the judge? Septile the Prosecutor? here Uh... Oh, the prosecutor, the scyther, or whatever he said. Yeah. Subtile. Subtile. Yeah.

Speaker: Uh... No, the subtitles can't just sit in there counting money. Counting money? Yeah, so is the entire jury. What? Johnny Trash.

Speaker: Kind of. oh Johnny Cash, I know you can't be bought. I know you man. You ate all this money. Yeah, he ate it he thought it was lettuce

Speaker: Torn to of trash. Remember the years we've had? Of dumpster diving. Ow. Right, right, right. Anyway i uh so i got like a 15 minutes of lunch now so let's just get this over with yada yada All right, you are guilty.

Speaker: And you are being charged. Wiss! Uh... Silver? Sentenced? with You are being sentence sentenced since that's that's the word yes Judge doesn't even know his own terms. I'm a judge. Is this Judge? Is this Judge like not even a...

Speaker: It'd be funny if this judge is in a costume as well. yeah He's just in a Gorgize costume, somehow still floating. it's um It's a pumpkaboo in a gore guy's costume. I'm trying to act it look older.

Speaker: Okay.

Speaker: Okay, continue. All right You guys are being sentenced with... Uh, silver? And Silver is like, Well, I do. I think I will sentence them with...

Speaker: Nothing. I have a better plan. As punishment, I... want to be able to decide Who gets a appointed new mayor?

Speaker: that's no that's not how that works the judge doesn't have any the doesn't have power over that even if he was corrupt or non -belief the judges don't have power The police don't have the power of that.

Speaker: Mmm. Are you saying this out loud? Yes, no one none of these officials have power of that Mmm. So if I were to pick myself as mayor...

Speaker: That's not how that works. That's completely invalid. You can say that, but the government won't back that. Objection, Your Honor. I mean... Objection!

Speaker: Silver. Uh, yes? Shouldn't. Um... Shouldn't the mayor be like elected?

Speaker: Or something? Uh... Why do you want to be a government official anyway? I thought you wanted to blow up the world. Like, even assuming... Even assuming that Mayor Maynott is dead, which... We have not even seen, I saw him alive like five minutes ago.

Speaker: he yeah you're right where is that you know he's He's sitting right next to you guys. I'm pretty sure that the... You know. I'm pretty sure that the Constitution of... Also, when did the Vice Mayor take over?

Speaker: Oh, here, I just found, okay, I just found out. Um... Article 69 of the Charter of New Shimmer. Requires...

Speaker: that

Speaker: requires Requires that the mayor of New Shimmer City be... um In the event of... In the event that the mayor of New Shimmer City is found to be ah is found to be incapacitated, dead, or otherwise... incapacitated Um... This is a shittily ridden wall. This is much repetition.

Speaker: So, elect. shall appoint elect. the new mayor from within It's Riggs. And it requires a two -thirds majority. All right, two -thirds majority you say of the city council. Ahem. Alright, I elect everyone in the jury.

Speaker: As our new city council. That is not how that works. I'm pretty sure the city council is... I'm pretty sure the city council is over at City Hall.

Speaker: Right, right. where Why would they be here? Right, uh, well, I mean... Article 420 of the bullshit law yada yada of - whatever, New Shimmer City, states that any judge can appoint new city officials. Let me see that. Let me see those laws. Let me see them.

Speaker: peace is he like reading off like a um a takeout order no he's like writing on the back of like a menu or something Wait, reading off of a take -out menu, what the fuck kind of...

Speaker: ah So... Yep. What are you I'm with you. Me and Bruce are forever disappointed in these two right now.

Speaker: but Good. Eli says really? Alright time to leave the call I'm too disappointed.

Speaker: I'm pretty sure article 420 says that any judge can elect new city council members at any time that they're pleasing. What do you say to that? That has to be... um That has to be signed and dotted by the actual mayor if that had to work.

Speaker: You can't change a law. the mate The mayor has to do that first. Alright, he signs it, and then he hands it over to Mayor Maynard, who's like, jerkily signs it. Right, same sign to me. That's a forced sign, it so that's invalid.

Speaker: Was that forced? also you there also why are you Also, you're admitting he's the mayor then? What? What? No. yeah No. yeah that's ah Then that's invalid then. but No matter what you say, you lose this.

Speaker: If he's the mayor, then he's the mayor. And if he's not, then that's invalid. to me Yeah, so... That, that's invalid right there. There we go. no That's the just the closest thing we have to a maze.

Speaker: Good court case. No! What?! Yep. The council would be the closest thing to a mayor. You just had him sign... You signed that for him? Dakota, i'm sorry but I'm sorry, but there's so many loopholes in this plan after this guy.

Speaker: So many loopholes. I know. Well, ah I mean, it's pretty obvious, but this is just me bullshitting my way through anything. Yes! of There's no no law that you can pull. You would need um an actual mayor and then... like months of delegation with the council to change this.

Speaker: Alright, fine. Well, where's the law that says what happens if there's no mayor?

Speaker: I'm not telling you because I feel like you're going to blow it up.

Speaker: Oh, Article 69, right, right, right. The councils and stuff. Well, I elect everyone... It's in multiple books that's passed out in the entire city, so you can't destroy them all.

Speaker: Uh, okay, well. too bad it's on the internet too What's that? What? Yeah, we have no internet. I hate to bring it to you, but we don't have internet. Yeah, what's an internet? I can't understand these technology gaps we have. I'm i'm losing my head here.

Speaker: All right. Alright. It's... It's on. It's on the Galvantia web. Ha ha. It's a... Ah, I like that. Yeah, it's a woodwind whip.

Speaker: Well... Anyway... Right. regardless of article 69 judge what if i just pay you more than what silver is And you just stop doing this.

Speaker: How much is she paying you? I don't know how much I'll offer you. I don't know how much you're offering. Um... 70k? I dunno.

Speaker: Nah, I'm good 80k? No, I honestly don't think it matters how much money you give me because it's Silver they can just kill me at any time. So I got a deck of gods I'm sorry what?

Speaker: It's a card thing where if you pull it, you can get infinite money ah and immunity and... If you pull a certain card, you immortal and you can't die. Can you show me this card? Well if you pull then it uses the power. It's a deck of many things. When you pull it happens. all right look Alright, here. It's in my pocket. I can't grab it if you want to pull it.

Speaker: Uh -oh. he like gets up from the stand and walks over to you where's where's this deck of infinite power it's It's in my right pocket. There you go.

Speaker: Um... It's in my cargo shorts.

Speaker: Yeah, I'm sorry Dakota if you're gonna if you're bullshitting your way to this. I'm just I am gonna make I'm gonna make this pain in this world. So let me... Let me get this straight. You're... trying to you're You're trying to bribe.

Speaker: I mean... Um... I'm trying to out -bribe. I kind of like where this is going. yeah Are we... Are you really trying to trick this judge into pulling from the back of many things? Yes, I i have gotten a pull from the deck of many things, so he gets a...

Speaker: So, and there's only really two... There's only one good thing left and the rest are bad. okay and if ah yeah Let's just assume for the sake of argument. just received his license to practice law.

Speaker: in Swap. Inflama! You're not licensed to practice law in Lux! Ah, shush. All right. I have no... Ikaru, we've called on someone's BS. He just says, nuh -uh, and then keeps going.

Speaker: Can I yeah double bullet it and give it to the next person? You can double the pull these cards twice. There you go, poem twice. So... going just Just to confirm, whatever card that he pulls is going to happen to him and not us, right?

Speaker: It will happen to him. So he pulls in his party members. So that technically counts silver. Yes. Yeah. so Isn't that one that makes you die immediately?

Speaker: This kid meten no, there's no I would not Alright. That would be some shit if that's how we kick Silva's ass. No, the cards in here can change the course of the entire...

Speaker: fucking show, but it's not gonna kill off your characters immediately. Go on, g - get like, g - Yellow pole. Okay, so he reaches into your front. shorts of your cargo shorts i guess and uh rummaging around and he finds a deck of cards how many cards do you want him to pull?

Speaker: Well, he said double in the next person, so that's two. What do you want? What? He's going to pull one card. And we're going to see what that does first. Yeah, that's a letter for you good idea so good one I need someone to roll me a nat 20.

Speaker: What? Sorry, sorry. i said that roll wait us to roll in that from Sorry, I meant to say, could one of you guys roll me a d20? Give me a nat 20 and you all die.

Speaker: I figured you would be rolling it. I'll roll it since this is my plan and I can get blamed for whatever happens. There's so... This stuff in here is so like... impactful. I want to make sure you guys don't think I'm cheating. Not one.

Speaker: And that one. Well, good thing I don't think ha - Oh my god! Oh my god! Hold on. I'm going to - I'm going to copy and paste this. I need to read this fully before I sign this up.

Speaker: Mm -hmm. Oh boy. I think I either really helped us or really screwed us. Oh my god.

Speaker: Like... You guys couldn't... Okay. Hmm. You guys pulled one of the bad cards. Yes!

Speaker: Eli, I want you to I want you to read this out. Read this out loud. Oh. Met one. Soul Capture!

Speaker: The player's soul is removed and stored in a bubble that will rapidly float upward. It float towards an unknown location. The player's body is considered unconscious until the soul is returned.

Speaker: The player will have to create and play a different character until this is resolved. Good thing the judge pulled this card. And we use can't pull it again, right?

Speaker: yes you cannot pull it again the card dissolves in front of you partner So what happens to the judge? this If only I had silver pull it.

Speaker: Oh, I just delete it, okay. Uh, hold on. I don't see a way that we could trick Silver into pulling that card. but oh my god if you had silver should we regard Do you have any idea how much - How fucked you would make my campaign if you - Killed Silver? Oh my god. I love... The world would be a better place.

Speaker: So what you see in front of you is a ghost Pokemon Oh my gosh, it is a ghost! Giving up the ghost! that You were looking at a ghost Pokemon.

Speaker: that has No soul. What? It should. It's a ghost Pokemon. It is dead. Like a gas leak.

Speaker: Um... let me Let me do some quick research here. If you can find something that'll counter it, then I'll accept it, but... Ghost Pokemon are literally the souls of Pokemon and humans who died.

Speaker: Oh, so you guys are dressed up. Okay. Dude. ghost pokemon episodes

Speaker: oh it evolves from punkaboo what is punkaboo Yes. Go Scras!

Speaker: joere that does pocu doesn laugh soly It is said to carry... Oh, never mind. I was gonna see if it's canonical. The pumpkin body is inhabited by a spirit trapped in this world.

Speaker: as the sunsets So does it just turn into a pumpkin then? Did we just see a pumpkin in front of us? Yeah. Ah, so it's inhabited by a spirit. So I'm going to say it's inhabited by a soul, sure.

Speaker: So basically we just see a jack -o' -lantern in front of us You basically see... White wispiness. come out of this pumpkin.

Speaker: as it shrivels up into a wizard Jack O' Lantern. falling to the ground. It is not dead, it is unconscious. The soul forms a bubble around it and starts floating over the ocean.

Speaker: Wow I was just hoping to give him money so he would - would take the bribe. I was not expecting that. Heh. Huh. Well, snowel jump good case guys good job good job guys no more case no judge Nice try, Silverback.

Speaker: Nice try, so we'll get us next time. You'll get us next time, champ. S - Silver's like... What the... What did you guys do? Well, um you put us in an unwinnable trial, so we got rid of your judge, apparently. Listen, we have... um we have sex We are this is an orb ourselves inside of us to get we could just take souls from people Mmm.

Speaker: This doesn't matter! Look! No - This - No one is going to recognize - She like - Jabbed a paw at the Lucario. No one's gonna recognize you!

Speaker: Nothing! Your plan is invalid! um yeah and He actually knows he... The mayor this already he made an announcement of the change. And also has... I record... Wait, I recorded it.

Speaker: I recorded the the whole thing. Did you? did you oh yeah wait that's right he did I recorded it because I'm out. So I could show him what he was before.

Speaker: They go back and forth and start to grow. Yeah, the GBA doesn't work Mine does! No? Well, I guess we hadn't - I dodged a tsunami!

Speaker: Mine's the one that's working! working! Fuck, Silver doesn't know that. Ooh, that's good. I like that. I like that. Okay, okay. Yeah, silver doesn't know that So Silver's like,

Speaker: That doesn't matter! And she like runs over to the stenographer and pulls out the, uh... the transcript. I can't believe it. Which is like 90 % white out.

Speaker: I feel like the... The the person just went on break. He was like, I'm done. I'm fucking done. I can't record any of this shit.

Speaker: They left before the verdict, so that that the verdict isn't even there. so after the night After the knife discussion, they just walked away. Yeah, Silver's like, what the? This is... useless what the hell All right.

Speaker: What the? What did you guys do? We filmed your stupid pointless court case. You had no case. By the laws of the Devil Artemis universe.

Speaker: We won. I'm trying to get you out of office. Without killing you. She says, narrowing her eyes at the Lucario. O -okay...

Speaker: Honestly, a Mega Lucario would be able to stand up to a Legendary. If this is an actual game. I don't know Let's see.

Speaker: Bye. I can - I can do this in two ways. Either you give up this position to me now, where things are going to get. Ugly. Oh yeah, that's right.

Speaker: Mega Lucario. Z is still... Uh, is it still fighting Steel? Oh. I believe so.

Speaker: Also, Omega has the stats of a Legendary I'm pretty sure, don't they?

Speaker: or at least the mythical so yeah the mayor should be on the par with silver then um yeah Maybe a little weaker, but she should be able to break out of this.

Speaker: Let's, yeah. Um... Don't we have a friend? Uh... Our friends who are on the mission. What? Our friends who were are on permission went?

Speaker: Uh... Never mind. Um... Bruce. What? Um... Do you know where Brie is?

Speaker: Uh... Nope.

Speaker: What's our what question? What does our Laura think? a Oh yeah, that's true. What has the Applin been doing this whole time? He's just been on his phone. This one's just been sitting in his in his ah little defendant's chair.

Speaker: Letting you go. He's like he's looking confused. He's like what the fuck What the fuck's going on? He's like not to send my boss to his thing Do your thing. Like, I knew this would be a... I knew we paid the the judge, but damn!

Speaker: I can't wait to listen back to this and just hear the absolute lunacy that went down. Yep.

Speaker: Okay. Uh... so yeah yeah honestly mega lucario z should have a decent shot at being able to beat Hold on. oh I know. Hold on. the I know we not we don't know what kind of like legendary has the orb they have.

Speaker: Dakota, but look up that legendary and look up the... mega form of this Lucario. Look at the stats. If they're similar, Can the mayor have at least be able to break out of this stuff?

Speaker: Hold on, you're asking... Sorry, what did you ask? First of all, you're being a little bit robotty. But, uh, you said... The um, what about I know we don't we don't know what kind of legendary or she has a what legendary orb is Yeah, we do. Can you look at Pokemon? Yeah, you do. Do we?

Speaker: We know it's Giratina. All right. you got Yeah. Is gear towing stats the same as, um... That was mega. Are they close? It's a mega. A mega is usually our... It's a mega almost pseudo.

Speaker: Also, that's not what I would base silver stats on. but Gotta see it's not... she is she She's not as strong as Guarantina. She has the powers of Veritina, not just the space stats of Veritina.

Speaker: Hmm. Lucard Izzy does not have the powers of Giratina to control fucking matter and antimatter. Oh, please. A crow can block Arceus' Draco Meteor.

Speaker: We're going to have a legendary can't take on. The weaker version. Of Arceus. But when a Kroga can take on a Draco meteor head -on

Speaker: oh Did you guys ever get experienced for that battle last time? I don't think he did. The uh, the mask. You guys did defeat it. Oh no we didn't? We never did. No, we didn't get any experience from the mass.

Speaker: all right we'll do that after the recording because that's gonna take 15 minutes on stuff I demand we get... um XP for this master defense you've done Yeah, i I'll have to calculate that. We technically defeated a Pokemon.

Speaker: I think Not a Scratch actually did count the court case as... battle experience. As well. Because they battled a court case. Oh my god.

Speaker: That's funny. It was a court battle. Yep, I get it. Ugh. Right, so...

Speaker: So silver is threatening the mayor to leave those positions Well, the current is like looking at his hands like Mwah! pretty strong. Uh... I don't. feel like me Please tell me just Dexter gets her bloody nose.

Speaker: Oh. Why would I just... Give up my position like that to a fucking espion Thanks. seriously why would i do that to a green espion You look sickly. Like, are you okay?

Speaker: Oh no. it not oh i I remember when we brought that up. Oh, no. Oh no. Oh no, and oh no, oh no. So... Please don't kill for a mayor friend. I don't know. We'll see what happens. ah I can't guarantee anything.

Speaker: But he's got such a fun name. Oh I know. You can't kill off the meme! I... Also, I never said I was killing him off, but I mean...

Speaker: Okay. You're threatening to. Threatening and doing are two very different things. Listen, Mayor! Never listen to them. You're big and strong now. You don't coward a Pokemon like them now.

Speaker: Oh no. so he looks back so he he like looked back at you to listen to what he said and he turned around and sssss uh, Espeon Silver.

Speaker: is fucking enormous again. a Size doesn't matter. Size matters very much. i don't I wish I could like actually like last time I had a silver be huge. I like modulated my voice down. I can't do that anymore Who do you think you are calling me a little espion?

Speaker: It's on illusion. This is not an illusion. And she like stomps one of her feet down and the ground shakes. This is no longer the illusion realm I had you guys in before.

Speaker: I ask you once again. Step down where things will get ugly. is everyone Does everyone see this entire crowd? Hm? Uh, everyone I was tempted to say that everyone in this dance was - Still count everybody. That just doesn't make sense anymore. Johnny Trash has a GBA. Can he start recording this?

Speaker: Oh, that's actually really cool. Oh, I like that. Yeah. All of the... uh everyone in like the stands and everything is running Like... They are fucking... Out of there.

Speaker: You don't know if Johnny Trash is recording or not, but he does - Johnny Trash don't get cancelled on Twitter. So there's... a possibility that he might be recording based on the dice roll just made are we free or if he's still holding us She is no longer holding you. She transformed out of anger.

Speaker: And she no longer has a hold on me. I'm livestreaming this bitch even though there's no one watching it. yeah Oh yeah, GBA does work. Who are you live -streaming this to? Because you can make video calls. Twitch doesn't exist. Everyone we know.

Speaker: you got You make a group chat with everyone in your contacts, including, like... Oh, fucking... Farnsworth. and Thanks. Listen, you listen, listen. The news team twins. the news team people from all the way back in um You don't know their number?

Speaker: Wait, yeah I thought we had an advertisement like paper for them Did you? Think so. I swear there's something I can do. all the way over in um All the way over in Vapore.

Speaker: um Yeah. It's hard. Oh! so we Oh, you guys are talking about your your one shot. Oh, yeah. Uh... I mean...

Speaker: I don't think you guys met up with them to trade numbers, Wes. I'm sending this to the elemental monkey news. Again, I don't think you have the numbers again. do it to this but believe me if you stream this enough people it'll probably get on the news

Speaker: Hikaru, we hear you.

Speaker: i here And... And this is... what we would typically cut out of the show but oh well Listen, guys, we've got some great chili stuff.

Speaker: so Sylveon has transformed into her huge form. S -P -N. Hashtag loser. The mayor looks petrified.

Speaker: Hey. Ugh. He, like, looks back at you you guys, and he's, like, shrugging, like, what the fuck do I do? Uhhhh... A great mayor never backs down.

Speaker: Yeah, but great men also don't die Yeah, that's not what Achilles thinks. Achilles is known for move is known for his sacrifice. ah He looks at his moveset, his Wobbuffet moveset.

Speaker: No, he would've got easy moves that changes with this. No, he would. No, he wouldn't change his moveset. I'm just saying he has extreme speed. He would get the moveset that a Mecha Evolved would have. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got extreme speed. Yeah.

Speaker: Uh, we don't have dream speed. What? Run, bitch, min run

Speaker: so she does We got two options here. We can either... Badger on. Or we can run. Hold on. I'm gonna get up right close to the person where the mayor is like...

Speaker: Silver, I'm gonna i'm go talk some sense into him. Hold on. I'm gonna talk some sense into him. Oh, okay. i i like I put my arm around his shoulder like, listen, man. button.

Speaker: We're gone. Badge. Yes, oh beautiful badging away All right, you guys. All of you guys zap away and Walter, you're taking the mayor with you, right? Huh?

Speaker: Yeah. you You said you're putting your your arm over his shoulder. I put my arm around him, and then I hit the button, and then I backed away. I made it look like I was trying to give him a pep talk. Yeah, I gotcha I gotcha see you're taking him with you Oh yeah, and then um when we get back to the bass, I live stream like...

Speaker: Hashtag Silver is a dumbass. so and I make a bunch of memes. Oh my god. You guys pop into existence into the base.

Speaker: and uh and Alfred is down there cleaning and he sees you guys popping to the base and he's like Oh hey! uh You guys made it back. Uh, what's going on? Alfred! what pit Ooh, I pissed off a god.

Speaker: The mayor. Of. New Shimmer is... Um... Not doing too hot. We we got him with us. Whoa, hey that the You're... you're the mayor of newton oh my god well it's an honor to meet you uh i mean Who? What can I help you with? so Why did you bring him here, of all places?

Speaker: but This is supposed to be secret. Silver was trying to kill him. I mean... Wait, you know who Silver is? Yes, obviously. She's the one we're trying to find in - uh, Shivertreat City.

Speaker: Yeah, she's the one that has that i'm orb infused with her. Uh... Did you guys tell them about the infusal I swear we told them all about that when we got back What?

Speaker: I don't remember, did you - Did you tell someone? we We had them come with us to the mystery room, so I assume we told them. Yeah. because Alfred came the whole group came with us oh yeah yeah yeah That's right.

Speaker: Yeah, because Alfred was there fighting. yeah Yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah, so Alfred's like, uh, yeah? What? What's what's going on? Silver kind of set up this completely BS court case for us saying that we murdered the mayor and tried to take over as mayor of New Summer City.

Speaker: Because we transformed the mayor. from a why not into this because he asked us to And... Clearly he's alive.

Speaker: And... Her whole thing was just BS. And then we... Beat through the BS and so she went huge and... was threatening to kill the mayor.

Speaker: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why was she... Going through all this... I don't know. Why was... what Surely she had a reason. Didn't she say anything? She wouldn't become the mayor.

Speaker: Well, if it was a BS trial then what would well Which is weird because she says she has the power over... She's like... power of gods and she's trying to become a mayor and not like the Ruler?

Speaker: It's weird. You'd think she'd go for bigger. So she was trying to make herself mayor? Is that what you're getting at? Yeah. yeah With no real knowledge of how becoming a mayor works after the one mayor...

Speaker: Because a mayor can't just... appoint someone as mayor. The council does. It also generally takes city vote. i To become mayor.

Speaker: Mayor Cat, why can't you just leave? He can leave. But then the council appoints someone as a, um... a standing mayor until a new mayor is elected.

Speaker: Oh. Let's build for her! For God is a dumbass. So you think she was trying to elect herself as a stand -in mayor? Yes. We also had a judge that was licking fake blood with a knife. That was weird. I'm sorry. It was not clearly a tomato berry. Okay. Yeah.

Speaker: Did you get milk with them? So, what do you think she was trying to do after... Coming May or do you have any idea?

Speaker: Dom. Probably take over the world from there. Yeah, go for it. taking over more and more. Bye -bye. government.

Speaker: She's the power over matter and she's becoming a mayor. I don't know what a mayor could give her that she can't make her own So what are you guys going to do from here? Because what I see at this point is your badges will let you transport back to Nishima City. But that power only lasts for an hour. After an hour, your badge is reset and you'll have to travel all the way back there again.

Speaker: Do we want to go back there? You guys have an hour to travel back.

Speaker: about the badge and she's just probably waiting oh right You guys have an hour to get back there or else you guys have to spend all that time traveling again. Are Bree and Abyss back from their investigation? No, we have not found Bree.

Speaker: Ah, right. Breathe. Abyss. Yeah. Is Abyss back? Uh... Bye. Don't know why my gpa is upstairs. I don't I haven't look we can just We can just text them.

Speaker: If they found anything. You know i I'm gonna make a face I'm facetiming them Also, wait, before that... um I'm texting Johnny Trash. Dude. Send me the video of me tricking that dumbass espion.

Speaker: Okay, so you send that out to Johnny Trash and... Yeah. so I sent him the video of what I did. I gave him the VOD view. I want the outer view. Okay, okay. Uh, So... Alright, so you're texting Abyss. What are you texting him?

Speaker: Oh, um Are you doing it or you are your car doing it? I just said we could do that. I can just do it. Have you found anything?

Speaker: about our friend.

Speaker: This is not Walter forgetting the name real quick. No. Nice. And him is Brie.

Speaker: Have you found anything about Brie? so He quickly texts back and it basically just says Uh, yeah, Bree, uh... No. no No news yet here.

Speaker: I've been asking people around town if they've seen a... An Umbreon around town and they said that I'm the only one they've seen recently. I'm gonna go knock on the door of this ah the next I mean, I'm about to go knock on the door of this rescue team.

Speaker: Because I'm going to see if like we can put out some missing posters for them and see if that's going to trigger or anything. Hold on. Before you do anything, I got a video to send you. I want you to send give this to every...

Speaker: Rest of your team person you can see in there. i Want this go viral of Sylveon Silver the Espeon. Silveon the Espeon. Silver the Espeon. Silveon the Espeon.

Speaker: That's Sylvan Espeon trying to take over as mayor forcefully. Are you on a call or are you just texting him at this point? Um... Both.

Speaker: You're on a call. Yeah. I had to text in the video. I have to text them the video. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, whatever. It sounded like you were just talking down the street. Last episode, we literally sent mail five feet to each other.

Speaker: Okay, so... This ain't the dumbest thing we've done. You send him the text. and he receives the video after a while he's like clearly watched one video so after a bit he's like oh my god that's insane are you guys okay Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, make sure to do a hashtag dumbass espion. sound but Okay. I'm gonna make that trend. I don't think social media exists yet, but alright. It can train without being in social media. I'll just make it a word I once said. Alright, so...

Speaker: Yeah, Abyss is like, alright, I'll spread the word, I guess. Well, yeah, no news on Bree yet. We'll keep you updated. a

Speaker: All right, man. With that, Johnny Trash sends you back, uh, attacks and he has the leg. yeah yeah yeah i got a video of right here And he sends you a video.

Speaker: Alright. I also text them. Is the coast clear? Uh, oh at the beach? Is... Is the giant.

Speaker: Espion's still there. Espeon is still here, is not giant. Does she look pissed? Very.

Speaker: Okay. Leave before something happens to you, my friend. Okay. um I'm gonna watch the video, by the way, that you sent me. Okay, so you open the video and it's just the shakiest camera you've ever seen.

Speaker: The Trumpish. doesn't have legs or, like, bounces. ah It's, like, clearly bouncing away from the Sylveon, but it's bouncing, so the camera's just... Oh, my gosh. Johnny Cash was a... Trubish not Garbodor. I completely forgot that for a second. Yeah, so the camera's just like... Like if you just shook your phone cameras basically what that looks like All right.

Speaker: Oh. Does it? Do we, um, does Sylveon just scream? Does Silver scream or mad or anything? We teleported away. Um...

Speaker: ah Yeah, what now that we can see Silver's response to us teleporting away. Yeah, that's a good idea. Yeah, so basically you can still hear the audio. and since he's running away it's a little bit faint but you just hear at the Espeon yelling like, God! Damn it! They got away again!

Speaker: It's pretty much what she says. Yeah. Something tells me. It might be better for us to... Travel there. again i feel like she's gonna wait an hour to see if we come back because She knows we pulled that trick at our last house.

Speaker: Yeah, how that like I don't I kind of think we shouldn't badge right back. Honestly. How did you guys travel there? It was just an overnight train, right?

Speaker: No, um... We had to take two trains. Yeah it was... Oh, okay. You changed and walked a little bit. No, we have to take a train? Walk a little bit, go over the acid river.

Speaker: no No, no, no. That was to that was to go to Bree's home city. Yeah. We're talking about a new Shimmer City. It's either two trains and then walk or just two trains.

Speaker: I think it was because we had that episode where of us trying to punch through trains.

Speaker: Alfred, um do you know anybody on... Would you happen to know anybody on the city council of - Um... New shimmer? ah Wait, no, um...

Speaker: May or may not. Yes. Who do you know on the city council? I mean, I know everyone on the city council. They're the... I - I'm assuming the city council is like... ah I don't know we politics.

Speaker: Is... Is the city council just like a group of like 10 people who are like... they're They're the people that got voted by the districts. They're the leaders of districts. Okay. so Yeah, may or may not. Like New York City, it's like...

Speaker: Every district elects a city council member and then the whole city elects the mayor. okay yeah They're basically the supreme... They're the... um I forget what they're called. Congress, basically. Yeah, the Congress but mayor size.

Speaker: So... He's like, yeah yeah, I... I guess I could message them, I don't... You may want to message him before um Silver does anything. I don't. No, that's possible. I mean, I don't have any of us newfangled technology you guys have Hello? I don't think I said he had it.

Speaker: um Hold on. We can send mail. Yeah, I mean, I can send some... We have her phone number. You have whose phone number? yeah Don't we have the Emolgus burn number?

Speaker: Horizon? so Do we have Horizon's phone number? Did she have a jeep yet? She might have, I just don't remember. I feel like all all the custom characters you've given GBAs.

Speaker: I feel like it gave them major characters. like the main characters. We've made GPAs a lot more um a lot more common recently. Yeah, because I've been handing them out to everyone who comes to the Flameback Guild, but...

Speaker: Yeah. All right. Yeah. don't think her as a has a GBA I'm gonna be honest all right then we can just make him we can just make mail and she'll get super quick yes you just Just say you need mail and or mail sent and it'll be there. That's how it always works.

Speaker: Yeah, we can just do Like normal paliper mail service. You know, I... We could try to go Zip Strike a male. I hear they're faster.

Speaker: More competitive. Okay. i can So Alfred pipes up. I could just go deliver some mail if you want to write something out real quick. I've got to send some pics tomorrow morning anyway.

Speaker: Great idea.

Speaker: That's why the man offered. So you guys are writing something to each individual council member or just what are you guys writing? telling them what's going on basically that there's a um powerful maniac that tried to kill the mayor.

Speaker: Okay. So... you write up Unless anyone else has anything? I jumped in. Uh... Yeah, do you guys have anything specific I'm gonna keep it vacant if you want.

Speaker: Bye. But it's, yeah, the Espeon's name is Silver. She's the... Very unstable mental state.

Speaker: Okay. i Don't know I... i really have no idea basically just tell them what happened Okay. So... I was going to say you should attach the video you took, but I forgot this is a letter. Yep. Can't really do that, unfortunately.

Speaker: just like can you maybe Do you have like floppy disks or something? Wait, did we, um... shoot we made it last mayor we saw before this one they had gb they had the technology for this Yeah, okay um...

Speaker: Wait. You could transmit... If we have, like, contacts in the news media... media, maybe some TV tv station, maybe we could transmit the video to them. I can...

Speaker: i can send this out to monkey news if you need me to Great network. that That sounds perfect. Amazing. The fire guy is the best. Let's see. Oh yeah, we should also probably put in the letter that the mayor is safe.

Speaker: That the mayor is is what? Oh yeah. safe Like this. Since Silver did not indeed kill the mayor. Also, it tells us that whatever, um...

Speaker: Also that... if silva tries to convince them that this is the mayor that we have video proof otherwise Okay. Hey, also guys, this is a great place to fix our GBAs.

Speaker: Oh yeah! yeah Good idea. Very true. yeah Right. Right. Mine is like... Toasted. so Like toast. all right so you've read up these letters and you hand them to uh Alfred. It's like, alright, I will get these sent first thing tomorrow morning.

Speaker: and What time of day is it? You may want to do it now. It's like noon. Yeah, that email should be going out still today. We we might want to get this like done. You might want to do it as quick as possible before she makes a regime.

Speaker: All right, I was just in town earlier, but it's it's fine. i can If it's urgent, I can make another run. It's not that big a deal. It's - we're slowly gonna stop before a dictator takes over a town.

Speaker: I just hope you don't get captured too. i Why would I get captured? Here, take Silver himself to capture this man. If Silver came up to me and tried capturing me... Pretty sure I would crush her like a bug.

Speaker: Oh. though she be she has the power of a list of a god I've got the power of anger on my side.

Speaker: oh Okay, I'm sorry, Hope. God, Noah. Just now. on the beach Ha ha. Oh yeah, yeah, because it's on the beach, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: And Alfred Shadora. And then it's just Alfred.

Speaker: yep listen' all right okay Smaller but stronger. Alright, if that's all, I'll i'll be off for now.

Speaker: Thank you. Thank you, sir. Walter is so tempted to teleport back to grab that pumpkin. To grab what? The pump, the... The pumpkin of a Pokemon that's got laughs.

Speaker: I wanted to grab that so bad before we left and I forgot. Probably not a good idea.

Speaker: It could come in handy if you ever find that soul. Ooh. Okay. So...

Speaker: With that, I think we're going to end it here because it's after 11 and oh my god, I need to get to bed. It's midnight. Midnight for half of us. I know, I've been trying to end this for a minute. so and but That was an episode of all time, alright. That was an episode of all time. So, thank you guys for listening. I have been Dakota, your PM, your DM, your GM.

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