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MOTW Episode 3-2: Blobby's World
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Today we smell the smelly smell of a smell that smells smelly! Luke bonds with Greg, Khepri goes spelunking, Oscar keeps his fur dry, and Sally tries her hardest to hurt her dads.
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Introduction and Humorous Banter
00:00:02
Speaker
Welcome to another episode of Monster of the Week ASMR edition. Say hi, Adam. Hello. Okay, let's not do that. What? Why? It's time to take our Adderall. Adderall, I'm a fluffy wolfman. Adderall the wolfman. Okay. Amy, say hello since everyone else has been talking.
00:00:31
Speaker
Hello. Listen to the sound of my sticky notes. Ready? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I know what that is. That's not a sticky note. That is toilet paper. You've had me drink, sir. All right, good.
Water Treatment Plant Developments
00:00:48
Speaker
OK, so we're back at it with the water treatment plant people. Last week, we learned about, what do we learn about, Kupri?
00:01:00
Speaker
We learned that the water treatment plant has been doing quite well. Their business is doing well. And two people, Derek and Catherine, got promoted. Congratulations. And Todd has three D's in his name. So it's the most important thing.
00:01:20
Speaker
Yes, and I was, we, Todd called down, made a call to Derek to come and talk to us at the water treatment plant. And I stepped away to go use the bathroom. But what were you really doing? There was anything? Oh, I was going to- Bowels. Yes, I was going to go further into the bowels of the water treatment plant. Who kept breathing?
00:01:47
Speaker
cutting out the middleman going straight for it the word of the week was vowels tune in today for the next word of the week hit the intro that's not the intro that's not the intro anymore i changed it well you actually played it so it's fine
00:02:33
Speaker
See I forced you now to change it up this time. It's we have to play the intro after we start talking already Mm-hmm. I'll just play I'll play it twice. Yeah Nice we heard it once Okay, all right, so So Capri's looking walking on the hallway
00:02:49
Speaker
Yeah, Luke just yelled at me to go to the damn bathroom because I was talking about excavating my valves. Evacuating. Not excavating. Don't do that. Evacuating my valves. Don't do that.
Kepri's Exploration of the Plant
00:03:00
Speaker
Yeah, don't get any tools. Don't go swinging. No pickaxes at me. So I go up towards the door and I walk the door open. I open the door and walk in. And then Luke says the thing. What?
00:03:20
Speaker
Oh, I set my alarm on my phone for five minutes from now. Oh, yeah. I set a timer for five minutes. What's that? Because I want to make sure that, you know, like, I mean, OK, so it takes Derek and fucking Catherine longer than five minutes to get down here. I'm just going to walk up there myself. OK, cool. All right. So you do that. Y'all are sitting there and Capri is walking down some steps. Yes, walking down the steps. Yeah.
00:03:50
Speaker
So the offices are down? I'm just imagining there's no second floor. It's all one story for the offices. Everything is yours. You're going to go down to like. Oh, OK. Yes, I'll do that. Sure. Great. I imagine you're in the basement. Yes. Nellie, Nellie, do you actually want to go down? Yes. OK. All right. Keppri's going down, down, baby. Walking as softly as possible inside of an echoey stairway. What's how we're going to roll your cool to see if you can
00:04:20
Speaker
how quiet you go, how well you can keep your steps calm and collected. Oh, okay. You know, every once in a while your nice heels and your nice shoes click on like the metal, little like trim of the concrete steps, but otherwise you're okay, somewhat. And I freeze and I do like an awkward gritted teeth smile. You're pressing against the wall. I keep going. Step, step, step, clock. I slide down the rail.
00:04:50
Speaker
Make a dexterity check. Yeah. Let's see, I got a plus four to dexterity. Actually, that would be that would be cool to see if you could do it right, I would think. Yeah, do do that because I'm gonna see if you if you ruin your magical pants. I love it. No way in hell. No way in hell. He's cool. It's fun. Slide down. Ladies watching or dudes that like to capri they'd be
00:05:18
Speaker
I'd be flexing it all. You best believe that. All right. You see how you come down there? There's a door. How many floors roughly do you think I went down? Just like one. It's a two-story building, so. Yeah, I was just wondering if there was like multiple layers. You went down a few steps and it turned another landing and it went down a couple more steps. And now you're in front of like an industrial double door looking type of thing.
00:05:46
Speaker
Alright, I... I tried to... I cracked the door. Alright, you hear, like, all the little sounds of, like... You're in, like, a generic basement right now. You hear, like... You hear, like, their... their... water heater and shit and their... everything, you know? It's, like, bubbling. Like, their generators and shit, whatever. Alright. Alright, I whisper to my... I whisper, I say, Bastet! Um... Out of... Out of nowhere, from behind you, a cat just jumps out of the ether. And she...
00:06:15
Speaker
does a Prisma Donegal in Harry Potter number one and she turns into a lady, but she's hot, not old. Cool, yes, gotcha.
Deeper Investigation and Assistance
00:06:25
Speaker
Bastet, I may need your help doing some investigating around here that's more your suit than it is mine. What do you need exactly? Stinks in here. Well, yes, it's not great, but I'm wondering if you can help me search for any
00:06:42
Speaker
If you're quite honest, I don't know exactly what I'm looking for. I'm looking for anything that might be amiss here in a water treatment plant, any signs of any creatures or particularly anything acidic. Just look around if anything it looks like out of the ordinary. I trust your judgment. Just also keep an eye out for any, if you see any people, maybe tail them in cat form and maybe get some info if you can. Okay, will do.
00:07:07
Speaker
And if we get caught, hopefully they'll see me and I can just say I got lost. Yes, of course. Yeah, I know. So I walk in, anyway. She slinks into the door as you creak open and disappears into the darkness. Excellent. So I walk in, I want to just take a little look around and see what I can see.
00:07:31
Speaker
It's like a big, basically open, big open area. It's kind of roughly the same size as building upstairs. There's like, you know, machinery and shit that's just basically for the office, but it's not any of the actual water treatment stuff yet that you're into. Like little cages holding like generators and shit behind them and whatnot. And then there's like another door off down the other side of the room, the basement room. So it just smells like dookie specifically? Yes, it's wafted out from the deeper areas of the plant, I guess.
00:08:02
Speaker
Does anything look particularly out of the ordinary? Does it just look like standard from what we've seen on the interwebs when we Google the place or whatever? Does this look pretty standard? Yeah, it's pretty standard here. There's nothing really striking out at you from what you see as you just do a glance around. All right, well, I've got it bested on that case, so I'm going to follow the door.
00:08:24
Speaker
And while you're doing that, we're going to cut to upstairs. A sort of chubby man comes out of the back area and he comes up and he says, Luke from Sierra. I turned my alarm off. That's me. It was four minutes, 58 seconds. Man, that was kind of close. Hey, I'm Luke. Oh, hello. Shake his hand. I am Derek Jeter. No relation to Derek Jeter.
00:08:53
Speaker
I don't know what that means. I rolled my eyes very, very, very, very, very hard and shoot myself. I don't know. Okay, fine. Whatever. I'll kill your name. You're Derek to me. All right. Mr. Jeter. All right. So I've heard that. Can we go talk in your office? Yes. Yes. Follow me. All right.
00:09:16
Speaker
Why are you saying his name like that? I'm going to yell for Capri. I hear that and I teleport back very quickly. Yes. I'm trying to talk. All right. We're going to talk to Derek now,
Peculiar Findings and Urban Farming Jokes
00:09:35
Speaker
Capri. Did you want to come or did you want to continue investigating? We're investigating. We all know.
00:09:41
Speaker
No, I was, I was on the toilet, Luke. Oh my God. Just whatever. I, whatever. See ya. Yeah. Yeah. You know how hard it was for me to pull up my pants as quickly and come back here. No. Okay. Well, um, I'm going to go back to what I was doing. I have lots of business, lots and lots of it. Um, but just call out to me if you're in danger. Okay.
00:10:03
Speaker
Okay. Whatever. And I disappear again. Back to the toilet! Alright. Let's go up to your office, Derek. Derek's like, wow, that was weird. Alright, yes. Yeah, he's a god. Ge-eater. Ge-eater. Ge-eater. Alright, so we go up to his office. So we're in his office, right? Yeah.
00:10:30
Speaker
Yeah, he there's like two chairs in front of his desk. He tells he says you guys can see it It's a safe like a water cooler in there. I know It's like a mini fridge behind this thing. I'm gonna open his mini fridge and see what he has in there Do you have anything nice in there? There's a bunch of red wool. I'm gonna sit in his chair He has a little sack that has Derek J written on it a little paper bag I mean I'm gonna reach into this fridge and be like, hey, you want anything you want anything to drink Derek?
00:10:58
Speaker
uh uh yeah i i think that's like one of my red bulls thank you fucking power move i'm gonna throw him one of his red bulls and i'm gonna take it for myself uh yes by all means help yourself
00:11:09
Speaker
Yeah, you're supposed to offer guests things to drink through down there for five minutes without water coffee none of that There's we have a little station there like some coffee and water. Oh, I didn't roll perception because that doesn't exist in this game So hey Maya we have some like bad news for you
00:11:37
Speaker
potentially um so you know how things have been going real smoothly here lately uh yes yeah that's because uh what we suspect is a uh an ooze monster or some shit it's not the shit it's not actually shit so it's just it's probably an ooze monster okay
00:12:06
Speaker
Anyways, we're going to need to investigate basically the entire sewer system here, starting with this plant. We're going to have to investigate basically everything, and we need your cooperation with it, or else Zero will buy the town and fire you. Hey, don't turn us with a Tacoma, okay? I know the police have been looking into this.
00:12:39
Speaker
Most kids are weird and fucking annoying Without being haunted and ghost I'm just trying to be a seven-year-old damn it Don't don't don't give her that idea
00:13:04
Speaker
Anyway Yes, I can have someone escort you through like this because it's a safety concern at least to have you guys wandering around Oh anybody get hurt I can have someone ask for you. That's quite all right with you
00:13:15
Speaker
Yeah, that's that's perfectly fine. I mean, we're gonna have to inspect. I don't know. What would you recommend me inspect first? Because I don't know anything about, you know, fucking water treatment. I'm a fucking Neanderthal.
Scheming to Capture the Slime Monster
00:13:30
Speaker
So I guess it's quite high brow intelligence level you need to have to be a water treatment expert. Yes, it actually is. And if you're gonna talk shit about fucking civil engineers or environmental engineers, I'll fucking fight you right here. I'm sure it is. I'm just I yeah.
00:13:43
Speaker
Anyway. Anyways, do you have any engineers here is what I'm saying? I'm assuming you do. Uh, yes. Um, well, I could, I could probably spare, uh, Tony. He, he's, he's pretty familiar with our Mr. Hawk. He made his name Montoya, Tony Montoya. All right. Nevermind. Not Mr. Hawk. Are you sure? I thought, I thought Mr. Hawk went back to school after the whole skateboarding thing didn't stand out firm.
00:14:10
Speaker
as far as i know but yeah he can he can show you around uh i'm assuming i'm assuming you want to see there was a place to police found uh some bones they said yeah one of our greats yeah so i guess that'd be a good place to start i suppose i can make a show you that junction point yeah that'd be good thank you this bring me to tony we have we have all throughout the city we have the sewers i can see on tv you can walk through them comfortably and safely oh really yes
00:14:39
Speaker
Wow, that's some high tech fucking sewers, man. Great place to be. Crawl spaces. We got, we got an upgrade recently. We got the, we got the TV show upgrade where you can walk through anything. Our, our events, even you can crawl through those and a grown ass bank across the room.
00:14:55
Speaker
if you wanted to. Really? This is TV. That movie Die Hard, that Christmas movie I saw. Exactly, little girl. Anyway, yeah. He gets like a little walkie talkie at his desk. He's like, hey, Tony, do you come to my office, please? This is Derek near. Yeah, OK. He'll be up in any second now. What's with the little girl?
00:15:24
Speaker
Do you know who Tyson is? The richest man in the world? Yeah. He specifically asked for this girl to be on my team, which just investigates fucking monsters. And I don't know why. I mean, she has magic powers and shit, but man, she's hard to deal with sometimes. Do you want chlamydia again, Mr. Luke?
00:15:49
Speaker
She's a spell that can give you chlamydia. All right, don't get don't get any ideas about that Show them the junction point zero seven Be where they found the bones All right, guys, come on. Come with me. All right Can I get like a suit so my father's distinct like through a water? Oh
00:16:15
Speaker
Oh yeah, we'll get some boots and whatnot down at the entrance point to the sewer. Yeah, we'll stop off at the little, we got some rubber booties and stuff you can wear. All right, thanks. A little spotty condom you can put on. Don't want to mess up that nice vest either. We don't got any body condoms for little girls, though. It's okay. I have magic. Oh, all right. I mean, I was just having to cut a hole in a trash bag, put her head through it, and she can wear that. Yeah.
00:16:44
Speaker
It's very drippy down there is what I'm trying to say. Or she could just not. You're very drippy. Or we could just not. Maybe you should tell your wife about it, about all your excursions to the back alleys that cause you to be drippy now, Toni. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? She's bluffing that she read your mind, which she can do, but I know she didn't because, you know.
00:17:07
Speaker
I didn't see her blank out for like 30 seconds. Don't do that, because it's not good for a little kid to be up here in this mind. Oh, so she's enough dirty stuff. Yeah, come on. All right. Hey. So anyways, hey, what we're going to do is probably just leave the kid out of the sewers. OK. Yeah. But no. Ask her. Yes.
00:17:34
Speaker
I think you need to watch her. I'll go into the series with Tony or whatever. It's fine. You know, it's fine. Um, look, if anyone's the most useless person on this team is me anyways. So what are you talking about? You do all the talking and that's very, I know, but that's useless. Yeah, it's very useful. I'm not such a good talker. The first thought I went on with these guys, I got dragged away by a
Tony's Past with the Slime Monster
00:18:00
Speaker
fucking, uh,
00:18:01
Speaker
Uh, when do you go? All right. And they had to save me. So I could do a cigarette. What about last time where I got, where I got chased down the street by the hook guy and I couldn't land a punch on him and I fucking couldn't hit him with bullets. And yeah, but you ran him over with the car. I didn't kill anybody though. I didn't actually finish them. I mean,
00:18:25
Speaker
We're really hard to kill I know that's why I'm saying it's like if I don't come back and Tony doesn't come back Which we will by the way Tony
00:18:43
Speaker
What would Jill think if you just disappeared? I bet she'd be crying. I can't leave you alone. I'll come with you. I'm not alone. Tony's there. You don't want to get your fur dirty. I don't want Sally in the sewer.
00:19:05
Speaker
I don't want to speak out of turn, guys, but I feel like we might spend a little bit of time in the sewer, so maybe we should all go to the sewer. That way some of us aren't sitting here doing nothing. You know what I'm saying? All right, here's the real deal. Okay. If this slime shows up, all right, and we're in the sewer, that's its territory, okay? Did you just say slime? Slime? Oohs. Slime. Tony, calm down. Calm down, Tony. Tony, calm down. What do you guys know about oohs?
00:19:34
Speaker
Listen, Tony, when you took an oath and became an engineer, okay? Second line, what does it say? I will deal with any sorts of oozes, slimes, or other creatures that have come in my sewers. Right there, and I pull it up on my phone. They had that after people started accepting monsters as being real. I didn't go to school. I was done after that happened. But you have this job, right? In your contract, which I have right here.
00:20:04
Speaker
Any sewers, any sewer monsters.
00:20:10
Speaker
I'm just kidding. I don't have any of that. I need to stop. I'm just going to stop making shit up now. I love it. That's perfect. We can all go into the sewer together. Let's get a trash bag. Let's put a little girl in a trash bag and put it into the food. I have magic. I don't need a trash bag. The magic does not protect you. How do you know? It doesn't protect you from E. coli and other whatever. I can make a magical shield.
00:20:37
Speaker
Can you? Yeah! Bitch! She says that as she's cutting a hole with a trash bag like... Can you maintain that magic shield if you lose consciousness? Why would I lose consciousness? Because we're gonna go fight a fucking monster. Potentially. If anything, you would be the one losing consciousness going back to our previous conversation. So you need the trash bag.
00:21:07
Speaker
I know I have an actual like hazardous, all right, whatever. I just don't care. I'm going to go to this. Let's go to the server, Tony. I tried to, I tried to put their safety before mine. All right. Y'all saw it. Yeah. Y'all heard it for about the last five minutes. So where the hell is Capri? We also heard a very encouraging pep talk. Yeah. Capri used to have fucked up, didn't you? You fucked my car. Sure did. Okay. Sure did. Never mind that. Anyway, so. I'm going to call for Capri.
00:21:39
Speaker
Can I can I can I do what I wanted to do before I do that was it like while they were having their little talk or whatever I was gonna say you can't hear him anyway, so you don't have to respond He just know though you have to sacrifice a small goat or something in an alternate I Brought Larry in here on the leash didn't we didn't we over that?
00:22:05
Speaker
Yeah, I'll show you guys where they found those bones don't worry I know this section of the sewer like the back of my like back of mind Montoya. Let's go. Okay. Hey listen real quick Could we reasonably say that since we worked for the most powerful company on planet earth? That we probably by this point have gotten some sort of communication or alert devices that we could tell the other one like either we need them or Or to say hi, you know Yeah, I try calling you but there's no service in the basement
00:22:34
Speaker
Yeah, we'll see where you are. How good the services. Okay, you know even just like a little pager that just goes off like yeah, check your phone check your phone Yeah, look at your phone, okay So while I was happening while I was going back and talking kept we went back down to where he was You're about to go to that second door you saw. Yes. All right now you get into more of like there's like, you know catwalks and shit you're going through like I Should have had kept best at here there catwalks everywhere. Oh
00:23:03
Speaker
Bastet, yes Bastet, please come this way if you've found nothing. Don't talk to me that way. We're friends, damn it. We're sending into the darkness somewhere.
Preparing the Bait Trap
00:23:21
Speaker
Damn. Man, things are going so well this week.
00:23:26
Speaker
Yeah, so you yeah, you see like there's like big tanks of shit and like, you know Literally of shit probably and all that good stuff Tubes and pipes and all kind of whiz walkers and biz bangers. It's just really walking me this place. Yes, dr. Seuss as well, apparently That's a guy says whiz bangers and biz bonkers Yeah, yeah, so
00:23:49
Speaker
I guess I'm just trying to follow follow the rabbit hole until it ends so like you're just trying to see like how deep this pit goes Okay You see like It's when like the little walkways you're on to send down to like the lower like the floor that all like the little tubes and tanks and stuff are sitting on There's like a couple like hatch type looking things here and there and the walls like three one on one wall one on the other side wall one like the other side of the wall and
00:24:17
Speaker
It looks like they're more like just big sewer hatch kind of things Huh, so this is a gateway into the sewer probably. Yeah Okay, all things lead to shit water Hmm, I guess I'll just open up to whatever one's nearest to me and see see where it goes As you're walking straight down and probably just be the one there's one straight ahead of you. Okay, I guess All right. Yeah, I pop that sucker open. Yeah, you walk you start your walking stinks The great stink really hit you now
00:24:47
Speaker
That's fine. I've done with Apopsys and all of his filth. I'm sure I'll be fine. And with puke. And puke. And I've looked up my puke. You hear him behind you. And that's just like, hey, I'm going to check this other door, Capri. There's another door? To the left. I said there was, the GM said there was three of them. This is how I talk now, by the way. This sounds like a lady. I don't know. We'll just accept it as such. I sound like a drag queen.
00:25:14
Speaker
It doesn't matter. Let's just say that that's her voice. All right. No, no transphobia here. Come on. No transphobia. Uh, so yeah, she can, um, like the oldest form of dudes wearing dresses. It's fine. So let's go. Um, okay. All right. So you go and you check out that door. It's an actual door, not a hatch. Oh, that's a hatch. Yeah. I just called it a door.
00:25:37
Speaker
Oh, well, yes. You take that one and I'll take the one that I'm with and teleport to me if you see anything. Okay. Bye. All right. Toodles. Crack it open and jump down in. I don't jump if there's a ladder. Metaphorically, I jump it. Yeah, there's another little metal, like a small little metal landing and then like a little stairs that like loop down to like the actual sewer below.
00:26:08
Speaker
a little start up like a suction yeah so you walk down a little thing and you're in the in the craft water area all right i go down there and you just you just kind of start walking and then your and then uh your phone starts to ring oh i keep forgetting i have this thing um i pull it out and there's a
00:26:29
Speaker
Picture a Luke that I took while he was napping Just as you're talking Luke, I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna be static in between I'm back Come back up come back up here Come back up to the second floor come back upstairs
00:26:57
Speaker
The stairs. Yes, I took the stairs. Come back up. Come back up here, Danny. Jesus. Hang up. Okay. I'll try. I yelled over the static. You heard me. Get up here. That's all you got to do in real life, is just yell over the static. Can I take a quick look? Just like a quick glance back and forth real fast. And I know Sharp is at my strong point, but just to kind of see if I see anything before I go up. Yeah. All right.
00:27:27
Speaker
I want to investigate a mistra. A mistra? Yup. Nine. Not as bad as I thought I would roll. Okay. All right. Any particular thing you want to ask or just want me to tell you? What is being concealed here? Oh, okay. So you notice everything's like kind of, you know, grimy and goopy and shit, like the walls and everything. It's like kind of gross and the floor's like, you know, got a glaring of shit
00:27:58
Speaker
on it. But you notice like certain places there's some of us kind of looks like it's been recovered with some shit but there's like little places where there's a trail that's been cleaned through as if if you were not knowing what was happening you would think oh man somebody came and just swept a really good trail and mopped up a really nice little trail but you think knowing there's a ooze going around here maybe there was a trail where the ooze slipped along. What direction cardily would that would that be?
Sewer Exploration for Monster Trails
00:28:28
Speaker
More you are now it only goes straight and it's like a fork further ahead, but it just it goes Forward into the dark. Yes, but would you say that that is westward eastward northward eastward? Okay, that's heading towards the eastern section Where is that? That's farther down the tunnel that I can see after coming down this particular ladder. I
00:29:05
Speaker
if if if if
00:29:27
Speaker
How are you we're going into this he's gonna take us into the sewers. Yeah. Yeah, cool. I've never been there. Let's check that out How are you in the bathroom? The bathrooms were there's don't go in there. It's real smelly. Okay, that's what you want me. Yes All right. Well lead the way Tony and we will happily follow you. All right, it's just right this way and he uh He leads you
00:30:02
Speaker
There's an entry outside too from like the big the big facility on the outside of this building here But this is the easiest way to get there from here. So let's just go down this way We'll get down to the sewers. No time at all. Ah Yes, this great. Let's get there. Yeah So you guys see you guys guys go through like the boiler room section that kept we saw and you go to the next door and you see the
00:30:23
Speaker
It's a big massive, like the little treatment area section. And then there's the hatches to the sewer. Did you close the hatch when you went into it, Kepri? I don't think you did. I don't think you said so. I probably wouldn't have thought to do that since I just teleported away. Johnny's like, what? Who did? Who would leave this open at such a risk? Especially with some sort of ooze, as you said, going around. Oh my god.
00:30:53
Speaker
Oscar, how's your nose? I bet you this is quite harsh on your sniffer. I mean, I have a suit on so it doesn't smell and don't really smell so much. Oh, that's good. I forgot to edit that in that you guys stopped at the little locker room.
00:31:22
Speaker
Yeah, that's right cuz I phoned up Sierra and they just gave us a child's fucking hazmat suit It's gonna be two hours for me that trash bag that kids suit to you
00:31:35
Speaker
So you're just a trash bag, right? What? It's not just a trash bag. This is like a fucking look. I can see we have these in stock at the warehouse in town. It's Sierra brand trash, but certainly like Sierra basics blue, green, or red.
00:31:53
Speaker
Are you getting me a trash bag or a child's fucking hazmat suit? It's one of the suits. I was just kidding, Luke. And I get a black suit with yellow spots just like the dark master.
Playful Banter and Capture Planning
00:32:07
Speaker
How do you look like? I don't know. Just get a red one. Goodbye. Does Jack also have a, is he getting a hazmat suit?
00:32:16
Speaker
Now Jack's getting a straight trip to the car. No, you can't take him. You can't take him. Look, we're going into a fucking sewer. Please don't bring him in. He's just gonna go in my suit. Okay, that's fine though. It's still two hours before they get the suit to you, so you gotta get on the plastic bag. They're probably gonna be done by the time they get the suit.
00:32:46
Speaker
I'm waiting for the suit. Okay, I'm waiting cuz I'm not putting a child I'm role-playing here guys and I am NOT out of character. I'm not putting a child In character start in character and out of character. I don't think a child should go to a fucking sewer period also If they must go into a sewer, they are wearing a fucking hazmat suit. They're not going in there with a trash bag over themselves You're such a sweetheart When he's not be writing Sally he's
00:33:16
Speaker
Okay, you guys wait and a little you hear you hear outside you hear the pleasant sound of a drone Let me hear as the package falls down in front of the door. Great. All right number in the sewer. Thank you
00:33:30
Speaker
Tony's like, all right, well, I guess we'll go through this hatch that somebody left open. I can't believe it. Two hours ago. We went down here and saw this after this happened. Obviously, you wouldn't have told us to go down here and then be like, wait, let's go back up so I can order this suit. Head this out. It's a time continuity. I can't follow it. It's a real time mess. Yeah, it's a real mess.
00:33:53
Speaker
Yeah, it's awkward that someone would leave that open. You should really have better safety trading with your constituents. He looks and he's like, what if it got out? Oh my god, what would I do? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, chill. Do you see any fucking slime remnants, slime trails anywhere? Do I? Yeah, do you see that? Any of you guys see fucking slime trails coming out of that thing? How many of you already know about the ooze? What all did you guys discuss? I told them about the ooze, yeah. Something right, they were open with them.
00:34:23
Speaker
Do you see any though? Hang on, let me take a quick look around. Oh, hey, Lucas, maybe look over there. And I pointed at clean trail that you mentioned earlier. Thanks. Thanks to Kevin pointing out. Look, you see like a trail of clean, like bricks that's been cut through the slime and a goop of the rest of the bricks really clean bricks compared to everything else down here. So we're like in this. Okay. Okay.
00:34:52
Speaker
Uh, I thought we were outside and we're going into the sewer. No, he took it through like the same way kept regarding. So it was most convenient. Okay. All right. Uh, Hmm. That looks suspicious. Yeah, maybe you did it. You're sharper than I, perhaps you would like to take a look around. My name has to get a mystery. Roll my sharp. Roll that sharp.
00:35:21
Speaker
Well, you get to ask all the questions, Luke. I mean, to put the questions on my head, my head, my head. I said, I'm going to hold two and immediately spend one of them. To ask you. Did you already ask what was being told here? Yeah, that was how I found the trail. Oh, what happened here? What happened here? It looks like a slime walk.
00:35:49
Speaker
a a a a a a a a a a a a
00:36:18
Speaker
Yeah, or like it got some fast food. All right. Um, lunch. Oh, Hey, yeah. I found the, found the bones guys. Uh, I take out my camera and a snap picture of it. And then, Oh, you found both. Um, chicken bones, huh? That's 10 extra dollars right there. If you take a picture of a bone. Yeah. So I take the, I definitely get my $10 bonus on this professional investigation. Uh, and, uh, I, uh,
00:36:49
Speaker
I, I inspect the bones. All right. They are. They are chicken bones. They're actually chicken bones. Yeah. Oh, they're just chicken bones. Nevermind. And they chuck more of my shoulder. Why would there be chicken bones in this suit? I mean, they're clean, right? They're picked clean. Haven't you ever heard of urban farming?
00:37:17
Speaker
I'm an S2, I don't
00:37:45
Speaker
junction point that goes north and south you can you can see it goes southward okay i'm gonna follow it does it look like it's drawn anywhere else or is it just the same path it takes um there's like there's like you might see like here and there perhaps if you looked like closely elsewhere like some other trails that have been covered over a little bit but this is like the most recent looking one okay
00:38:11
Speaker
So Tony, what would you use to clean up like a toxic waste spill? Oh my goodness. Uh, the patented, uh, Sierra model, uh, toxic spill sucker 3000. So still what chips sawdust sawdust. We have, uh, we have, uh, some plastic pails and, uh, little, um,
00:38:38
Speaker
So shovels up there we scoop up anything any toxic waste we put it in the pail. All right. Yeah, can you uh We might need a lot of that I'm just I'm just I'm just talking. I'm talking about I'm just thinking I'm out here. Sorry Someone ready to a bunch of toxic pails might have a spill You know I'm just thinking I mean like I mean I look at the rest of my team like I don't know What do you think maybe that's how we?
00:39:06
Speaker
We just put sawdust on it and it'll get absorbed into the sawdust and boom, slime taken care of. Well, I mean, I don't know if it can create more mass, but if we keep it from absorbing other things, I think perhaps something like that could be done. Yeah. I don't think we should just banish it. Spanish it? Like teach it not to. I know you dickweeds. Banish it.
00:39:34
Speaker
How was your language up-call again, carefree? Well, I can't really speak of that right now because I know a different, I know many. Maybe that can help with the Spanish-ing. Yes, you know, I've been to Spain a few times and Mexico a couple of times, I'm sure. Sally, may I have a word?
00:40:03
Speaker
And I kind of like fall behind while everybody's walking. I'm guessing Luke is walking alongside Tony. Yeah You know hurt do you guys sometimes you take things back right and you to your to your company as well sometimes Like some of the monsters of things. Are you saying? Yeah, you guys don't you sometimes like capture things and you know put them in like just like a safe place No, no
00:40:32
Speaker
No, we don't. I thought I heard something. I thought I read something about that. OK, well, maybe not this squatter, right? Maybe I wasn't given traps. Maybe maybe I have the chance. Maybe I want to use them. Maybe. Oh, you know, maybe I haven't used you anymore. Yeah, I've got the top. All right, Tony, are you the top here? I'm bottom. Yeah, I don't know. I we could trap it. Sure. But like.
00:40:59
Speaker
Most of the time we got to trap something. Uh, that sounds humane instead of sucking up a sawdust. Look, you know, it's, it's literally a slime monster and people like, do you really give a shit about it? I mean, you know, it's maybe it's got feelings. You don't know. I grabbed Tony's hand. I grabbed his arm. Okay.
00:41:23
Speaker
I start pressing into his arm and trying to manipulate it in different shapes and forms.
00:41:41
Speaker
I'm just kidding. You're sympathetic. I really don't have time for fucking people sharing sympathies with the fucking slimes and the monsters or the ghouls. When I hear him do that, before I talk to Sally, I want to approach Tony real quick.
00:41:58
Speaker
And, uh, because I, like, I've been noticing that he seems like already pretty panicked or pretty anxious. Um, and I, you know, and so I kind of want to see if I can use my suitability and talk to him a little bit more kind of straightforward about some stuff. Yeah. I'll let go of his hand when you do that. I was stuck with him anyways. I'm going to put my hand on his shoulder, um, and look him in the eyes with my beautiful, sparkly eyeballs and cast his spell. When he, when he first touched me, he gets a little nervous. So he just got his arm broke by the other guy. He's like, Oh, yeah.
00:42:28
Speaker
And I say, Tony, Anthony, is it your full name? Anthony, Anthony. Anthony, my apologies, Anthony. Hey, listen, you seem a little, you seem a little, not now, Sally. You seem a little bothered. Can you tell me more about why you have such concern for the slime monster? You know, it's just,
00:42:58
Speaker
You know, everybody's forward thinking in this in the city, you know, I just, you know, everything's got feelings, even if it's not nice, you know, you know, they, you know, alligators is mean, but you know, they got this or because of them and do la blancata. That's all. Yes, that is true. That is exactly why they're ornery.
00:43:20
Speaker
However, I'm going to ask you a question, Anthony, and I would like for you to be as honest with me as you possibly can, as you have nothing to fear. You know that, right? Anthony, you know there's nothing to be afraid of. Yeah, you seem like a pretty nice guy, really. I don't know. I'm feeling really, I feel like I drank some chamomile or something. Yes, yes. Embrace that feeling, Anthony. Listen.
00:43:50
Speaker
There will be no ramifications if you answer yes to this question. Do you know or have an idea? What's a two-part question? Do you have any idea if this ooze monster is also someone here who works with you or someone that you know? And if so, can you tell us who that might be? You mean someone of the other employees I work with? Is that what you're trying to ask me?
00:44:19
Speaker
Yeah, is there anybody that you know that may be, and yourself perhaps included, who may be affiliated with what we are seeking right now? And the reason I ask, Antony, is because it will help us determine the best way to subdue it, or as you say, trap it and take it with us. No, it ain't nobody that works here.
00:44:44
Speaker
Is it someone that you know? I mean, you could say, I know it. In what way, Antony? It's very important. You can tell me. I might have found him when he was little. He was just a little thing. And you just, he just used to poop and everything. But he's been
00:45:08
Speaker
So it's not a person, you just found it when it was little, the creature itself? He's just a little, he's not normally like this. Do you know where it's usually, does it sleep, Antony? I don't know for sure, nothing like that. It doesn't harm you, does it? No. It still seems friendly with you?
00:45:31
Speaker
I mean, he's been a little ornery of late, but I've been trying to feed him the chicken from the wing place down the street. Maybe he wants to eat meat now. I try and, you know, make him just eat the chicken, you know? Everybody loves chicken. I actually surmised as such. It seemed interesting. You know, it wasn't a whole chicken. Yeah, maybe I should have brought a whole one. Well, well, okay. So how long has it been since you found it?
00:46:01
Speaker
Oh, it's been about a year. I see. I came down to investigate why things were starting to clear up in the eastern pipes here. And then there it was, pooping around, making little plopping sounds. When did it start acting ornery, Anthony? Well, I mean, I didn't really know at first, but then I started finding out about hearing about people's bones being found. And then they found the ones down here.
00:46:31
Speaker
He hasn't been eating the waste as much lately, so I've gone with Magens. He's been taken to... Oh no, the cops are coming. They're coming for you, Tony. Man, that's right now from down here. It must be under a sewer grate, underneath a sewer lid. Tony, I just simply want to ask you one more thing, and then I might want to see if any of my compatriots may wish to just... if there's anything I'm missing.
00:47:00
Speaker
can you tell me can you make me a promise Tony that if we if you help us find it that you won't interfere and that you may even help us capture it because if it is something that means that much to you we can try to subdue it without harming it if it unless absolutely necessary if we can if you can do something that just you know
00:47:38
Speaker
can you get onto the store and get us some fucking chicken yeah we know we're all hungry also i want to use it as bait for the slime we got to figure out a slime trap i guess because i can do that
00:47:54
Speaker
OK, sure. Well, I mean, I know that there's times that he usually comes. I mean, he hasn't always been coming lately because he's been, you know, acting up. But sometimes we have a little times I'd come down and meet him. Do you have any idea what kind of trap you could use? I don't. I can't imagine. I mean, he.
00:48:14
Speaker
Magic traps He's I He doesn't seem like he can eat through metal cuz he's been traveling through the pipes. So I imagine he can Maybe put him in a box with it. How big is he? Oh, he's like, you know That's as I'm like, you know get my tummy here and he's like a pretty average sized guy He's he's like, you know, he's uh, he's been getting a little bit bigger lately, but you know, he's Okay, all right, you better be at size
00:48:43
Speaker
Is he bigger than me? Actually, yeah, he probably might be able to swallow her up in one go. So we've got to be careful with her. Okay. You said your tummy. Well, I mean, you know, he just, that's what he's, he's strict and stretch himself. He can, you know, he can slurp up, you know. All right. So I guess, yeah, he can't get a little bit, I don't see him do it, but what time?
00:49:07
Speaker
What what time is usually come down? Well, I usually go and come down the End of my shift around five and check on them Okay, well, it's about three o'clock right now. So let's go get some chicks like 230. Thank you very much. I'm the GM Thank you I'm in charge. It's about three o'clock And
00:49:35
Speaker
Oh, is that correct? Wow. Okay. And if you adjust that for daylight savings time, cause that's what my watch says or not. Times don't change. Yes. Yes. Of course. Then it makes it five, two hours. Crazy. So, uh, it's time for you to go home now, Tony, isn't it? Uh, no, it's somewhere three o'clock. You just say it.
00:49:57
Speaker
That's three o'clock on my watch and I'm from Arizona. I thought it was later in the day. It's actually 4.59. Can you not punch out until exactly five? They're really honest lately. They know I'm helping you guys out. I got a clock and some OT.
00:50:20
Speaker
And I was kidding, you can leave where you want. Or else we'll buy the town and fire you guys, so... We will Takoma you or whatever the fuck. We will Takoma you. It's not called Sierra's Takoma. Anyways, let's go... Do you think the chicken's gonna work with bait or should we use a person? Well, I'll be quite honest with you. It seems like it's going after alive things now.
00:50:49
Speaker
Oh, apart we get bigger animals. Let's use camp for his bait. Yeah, I don't usually. I was going to say we should use me as bait as well, because I can I can teleport if it gets too close. Right. That's a good idea. Well, big brain over here. But if Luke, I would never thought of that.
00:51:11
Speaker
But if Luke wants to be the bait, I suppose I could be on guard. Nah, nah, nah, nah. You're good. You got it. I mean, I was thinking, Luke, maybe you would be the one to help assemble, you know, the means to get it trapped in some location and then Sally can pop the trap. No, Sally's going to make the trap.
00:51:32
Speaker
I'm just gonna go eat chicken wings. Me too. Cuz you guys literally don't need anyone else for this, so let's go after. I don't have the investigative ability to find- I mean, you guys saw it. I mean, I feel like- Yeah, you don't need it. You just stand there. You can't just go eat chicken while we're all down here. I mean, we gotta- What if- No, Tony, you're not down here. It's just these two. I got it. I feel like I should make sure of the gates. Yeah, absolutely, Sally. I am required to feed you by contract, so- And some honey mustard.
00:52:01
Speaker
Sally, were you putting in a food order while we were talking? I mean, they're leaving to go get chicken. Sally, how exactly are you going to trap it? You use magic? What spell? It's called use magic. Really? Use magic, bitch. Call it whatever you want. You can just make a magic trap for it. OK. You have a containment spell? I was just going to, you know,
00:52:29
Speaker
get it stuck, and then maybe banish it. Can you activate? Can you? Can you pass both bells? Wait, it's in a base, you're nobody now. Where are you going to base him to? Some sort of dark shadow round? You want us to take him home? Maybe put him in like just like a nice little tank or something.
00:52:49
Speaker
No, we have that capability, Mr. Luke. Yeah, we do. But we're not. No, we're not. I mean, I just this nice gentleman told me he was going to be captured. Do your best. Yeah, look, he's we're going to banish him. I know he's done some bad things, but he's a good little boy deep down.
00:53:07
Speaker
He just been miss none. Deep down. He's human, right? Cause you are what you eat. So he's eating humans, right? I know he's eating people. If you was eating shit for like a year, you probably would do go and be, be all ordering people too. I bet. Greg, maybe we can take it back to headquarters and he can be studied. I mean, I feel like that's not nice either, but it's better than him being dead, I suppose.
00:53:37
Speaker
Mm-hmm. Well, if we banish him, he won't be dead. That's true, but who knows where he's gonna go? And there's no risk of him getting back out into the world, you know. I suppose. Sally, when you banish something, how long does it stay banished? Oh, you know. Depends on if I roll a 10-0-7. Wait, 30 minutes? Wait, 30 minutes?
00:54:00
Speaker
Yeah, my magic. All right, fine. Fuck it. We're getting a goddamn tank. I fucking thought you sent him to like the fucking shadow realm forever. I would need more time for that. I mean, I can't do that. However, 30 minutes, however long 30 minutes has your life is. So I mean, do you want to try big magic?
00:54:23
Speaker
No, we'll just fucking come in a tank for attorneys because being sealed in a tank and being studied or whatever. Which if we goes to Amazon or Sierra, sorry. I don't know. We're not going to say it was the Jesus Christ of this. It is Amazon. No idea that is. Yeah. I mean, we can try and communicate with him and tell him to go.
00:54:54
Speaker
to jail.
00:55:26
Speaker
Alright, well Blobby, with three Bs I assume, three Bs in the middle and one in the middle? No, it's three all together, one in the front, two in the middle. Okay, so Blobby. Blobby. So what I'm thinking is, maybe that's not such a bad idea, maybe if we can get it...
00:55:44
Speaker
Sally, Sally, or should I say Amy? So tell me what you guys think of this. What if we, Lucas, do you think that we could get some type of larger metal containment that we could slay a trap for and then we can perhaps capture it and then Sally can talk to it while we have it in containment?
00:56:15
Speaker
Can Sally's fucking magic go through fucking steel or whatever? Well, um... Probably test this out. Go on the other side of that fucking wall, or that... Go on the other side of the fucking pipe that we're in. I... I mean... And then Sally will try to read your mind. Well, that wasn't what I was gonna do to the slime. But... You said you wanted to talk to it. Yeah, I wasn't gonna use telepathy.
00:56:42
Speaker
Oh no, yeah, you have a magical spell, yes, that allows you to communicate with things? Yeah, I thought you were gonna use its head, okay. Also, Oscar, I think he has the ability to talk to monsters. I do. Oh, Oscar, you can talk to other beasts? I forgot about that. I told you guys he's in rather frustrating. Well, then we also have that as a backup. What if we used to assemble one of those... I'm down for just putting Capri in a fucking bin and then just like...
00:57:37
Speaker
it's close and related and I am troubled about it
00:57:41
Speaker
If it goes wrong, whatever happens, you know, it's gonna maybe happen but you know Tony if it tries to hurt one of my compatriots, I can't promise that I won't attack it. I know I will do my best I Will do my best and we have Oscar here who was quite quick in speed Yeah, you know we can we can try to I would like to utilize that swiftness I would like to be there. Maybe maybe I can you know, calm them down if I say hey Bobby don't be talking nobody Whatever. We got some nice chicken wings. He really likes a spicy chicken wings. I
00:58:12
Speaker
now what if we just get you on a video call that way you're not you know anywhere nearby when we're doing the thing because I feel like that is going to go horribly for you Tony I don't know if it'll work you know batteries the video calls artists suck and coming down through the sewers hmm
00:58:32
Speaker
I can't, I can't, I can't allow that. I mean, it's my fault. All these people are dead. Let me do something. I believe you. Well, let me do something. Let me do something. Make it right. My, my, my, it's my fault. Let me, let me help you, please. The best thing, the best thing you can do is give us information. Yes.
00:58:53
Speaker
You being here is only going to make me worry about you, and I already have three others that I care for already. So please just, please just, um, follow my instruction and provide information as we set our trap. And, um, if we are able to contain it safely, I will call you to come and talk. Right. Well, I mean, I, if nothing else, I'll, I gotta be here to at least get it out to him. If he doesn't show up, you know what? Because I don't know if he's going to come and help me call him and I'll use a call to him. Yes. But the moment he shows up, you have to leave. All right.
00:59:23
Speaker
Okay. Good. All right, Oscar, Sally, what do you say we go and meet up with Lucas and hatch our scheme? Yeah. Fine. Fine. Fine. I'm proud of you, Sally. You're doing great. Shut up. You're being, you're being Haive. All right. Up you go. Up the ladder.
00:59:51
Speaker
Let's go in our pet stallion head Did you say that you patter on the head? I think he's a nice dude coverage is behind them like hearing everything they say
01:00:26
Speaker
Before this might be a decent I'm just smiling. I'm just smiling to myself saying, you know thinking to myself typical Sally Pick up the damn phone Greg Greg you're not gonna fucking believe this man. What? Met a guy. Okay. Yeah, we got a fucking slime here, right? Okay
01:00:56
Speaker
And he's like fucking befriended the goddamn slime. What? Man, these people will do. Dude, I know. New York, am I right? Dude, the things killed people. Yeah. And he's like, oh boy, what about this slime? Why does it make me better? Oh, what a nice slime. Oh my goodness.
01:01:18
Speaker
What a like I can't what a bleeding heart am I right? Yeah, seriously man, dude God, all right. Hey, I just thought you'd enjoy that burgers. I'm gonna call a support team now All right, he probably eats beef burgers. He's been feeding the thing chicken. Oh, he's been lowly feed He expects us not to fucking arrest him. I was what a fucking moron All right, I'll talk to you later Greg
01:01:42
Speaker
Love so much that Lucas called Greg just a BS with him. I Love that so much. Oh Shit Tony it did Capri. Yeah, you're there. Did uh, no. No, that was me. That was me Yeah, Capri it Okay, Tony so on Tony didn't hear me cuz look I mean Oscar probably heard it cuz he got his super good Walking up. They still didn't talk for like five minutes after you left. That's fine
01:02:14
Speaker
Yeah, anyways, now I'm phoning the support team, which I'm in command of, apparently. Um, and I am asking for. Yeah.
01:02:25
Speaker
We're gonna get a couple of them. Actually, we're gonna get a couple. Uh, I need a containers. Uh, I need some containers, some child size containers, metal. So containers, six, six, six B, uh, the kidnap unit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:02:55
Speaker
Would you like to upgrade? No, it's a slime, but it'll wait for a mask. Are you trying to trap Sally? No, I'm worried. I'm actually I'm actually worried that the thing is going to divide itself or like it is. There's multiple copies of it. So you want more than one? Yeah, I want like three or something. You know, that'll hopefully be enough. Yeah, Sally, he's going to get a teddy bear and a ruler and prop it up, you know, and just have you walk it. Baby.
01:03:25
Speaker
He's gonna have one of those weird little rubber lizards that have the weird beans in them. He's gonna put a copy of Jack in there. Yeah, and I'm also gonna need like a welding, like a blowtorch. Gotcha. Yeah. You want a mask? We're gonna need your mask. Don't worry. Yeah, I wear masks. So yeah, I don't know how else, anything else you'd suggest for a fucking slime?
01:03:54
Speaker
Hey, you may know what what's what's good against the slime? You definitely don't put it in half. Yeah, no shit. Yes I Think they're allergic to electricity. Oh, thanks. Thanks Tina Tina You mean it you think that's the weakest Tina yeah, I think it's their weakness I
01:04:20
Speaker
See, her name is Argentina as well. She's so weird. What? I don't know. Okay. I mean, that's what I thought you meant when you said allergic, but... Okay. I don't know. She's weird. Typically, I don't know if you have an allergy, it's a weakness, but all right. So, hey, how about, do I mean like, I'm looking around for my shock stick right now and I don't see it. Did you check it? Your stun baton? Did you check underneath your floor mats, Luke?
01:04:50
Speaker
Come see me. I check on you the formats. There is. Sweet. Wow, you guys are good. I can always rely on you. I'm stepping out. Anyways, can we get those bins dropped off within like an hour? Yeah, I'll see how quick they'll get to you. You know how it is with Sierra. In a torch. Yeah, no, I only get things done because I have the support team here, handy dandy support team.
01:05:18
Speaker
You know except for when I'm in Europe, so I'll see if we can you know get I'll tell you you're right on the trail I want you maybe I'll get it quicker All right, I'd appreciate that yeah, send me the forms fill out yeah, all right
01:05:33
Speaker
your little PDF or whatever you have your PDA. My PDF. Yeah. Your PDF is a personal digital friend. What the fuck is it?
01:05:49
Speaker
Well, your PDF is PDF of the PDF of the. I close out of Adobe Adobe Acrobat Reader. Yeah. And then and then he gets to follow any 3D prints, the box. You got digitally sign your name on your paperwork. DocuSign. Google Docs. I just. From Sierra. Scribble on the fucking page and paint and then send it back. A little thing about this. Thank you, Lucas. Jimmy Chang and Smith.
01:06:20
Speaker
Not sponsored. Not sponsored by Chimichangas. Or Chimichanga Smith for that matter. We're all Chimichangas are forged. All right. So anyways, moving on. Okay. Yeah. So, uh, yeah. You got to wait an hour for your child's eyes, middle bins. Did you guys- What? It's the capture of fucking slime. Did you guys leave, uh,
01:06:50
Speaker
the sewer or are you still hanging out in the sewer? Well, I mean, I'd say we're up the ladder, probably going back to the waiting room. Oscar, what do you make of this situation? I mean, do you think we're doing the right thing and trying to trap it? I mean, yes, because how would we kill such an ooze? I think capturing it is not a bad idea.
01:07:21
Speaker
You're worried that we should trap it because we don't know how to kill it. But what if we figure out how to destroy it? I mean, do you think that's what we should do? I think that it's not really necessary. If we can trap it, we can just trap it. Sounds like an easier thing. All right, I kicked the door.
01:07:45
Speaker
I throw one of Sally's crayons. Hey, hey, I don't have a limited crayon.
01:08:00
Speaker
Sally I saw you do it. I thought that's what I should do Give the crayon back to Sally, but I am walking in and I kick a door in for no reason
01:08:19
Speaker
And uh, I'm swinging my, uh, shock stick around. That's what I keep calling it. It's just a stun. Are you talking about like a stun baton or are you talking about the long sticks with like a thing at the end? I, it's like a generic stun baton. Like there's electricity coming off of it, right? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you gotta click the button. It's not always shoot electricity, but yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah, of course. Hopefully I walk in like, Hey guys, yeah, sparks, right? It's like coming off of it. Yeah.
01:08:46
Speaker
We find out how to tame Sally. Hmm. And I'm like. Stazer. Yeah. Whatever works, man. Hey, so. I'm swinging that shit around and not like looking at where I'm going and shit, and I'm just like, what's up, guys? Oh, yeah. I'm going to fuck this one up, even though I got plus three.
01:09:16
Speaker
Well, you got a 40. You know, you start to like wave it towards Sally and you like whip right over her head and like, you know, it's like right across Kepri's nose, but not close stuff to hit him. You're like, I could smell it. I could smell your stick. Is this thing cool, though? Hey, anyways, I ordered a bunch of like child sized containers, metal containers that were going to blow towards and we can like weld this motherfucker shut in there. I mean, are they collapsible or are we just going to throw the box on top of it?
01:09:45
Speaker
Uh, we'll worry about that. Uh, what? I mean, like, we're setting a trap that, like, it, you know, how are we going to get it inside of the box? We're gonna fucking stick the chicken in there. The spicy chicken we ordered, right? Yeah. Oh, is that what you're, we're doing? Okay. I thought you were gonna sit inside of one. I don't know. You just gotta get him in the damn, uh, god dang tubes. Oh, I thought maybe it, like, laid out like a flattened cardboard box and then assembled or something. No! It's a fucking, just, we're gonna, it's just a metal container, because we assume we can't eat through metal.
01:10:15
Speaker
Which we don't know for sure, by the way. And while he's eating, we just got to stick to one of the lids on and we're just going to weld it shut. Well, all right. I mean, you're the expert. I'm not. I'm just, I'm just, I can just get shit from Sierra. Isn't that literally your class hunter name? No, it's professional playbook. Your playboy. Anyways. Yeah. Where's Greg?
01:10:45
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I thought Tony was gonna do that
01:11:07
Speaker
I didn't know you guys wanted to know what you guys were planning. The fuck? It's only right down the street just so you can just walk there. Really? I'm sorry. I didn't know. Don't worry. I'll get the chicken. Yeah. Oscar is quite swift afoot. He could do it. Sounds good. It's going to take me 40 minutes to get drones down here to pick it up so it's not worth it. Plus, they have a fucking service fee and a delivery fee. I have to pay that even as an employee.
01:11:39
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Yeah, Oscar. Oscar, can you beat feet down to the chicken place? Yeah. Just change money now. I'll get there. I'll just here like I got a car. It's a lot of chicken rigging, so we got to eat some for ourselves, some for the blog. Yeah, we do organize chicken. All right. So like the plow probably needs like twice as much as all of us combined. Right. So do we know what Tony ordered? Yeah, I ordered Tony the party platter.
01:12:11
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How many wings are in the party player? 73. That's it? That's a weird number. That kind of number is 73. I can go to 73 in one night. What kind of ramble shack chicken place is 73? Because that's how many herbs and spices are in each one. So 73. You're an urban spice. You're an urban spice. I am an urban spice. That's the name of the place. It's urban spice chicken.
01:12:42
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Wow. Love it. Urban spice chicken. That's hilarious. Anyways, also electricity is its weakness. So, and I flail the fucking baton around some more. So I got this. This was just in my car the whole time. I had no idea. You have another one of those? No, I don't. Sorry. I checked. Oh, it's really hard. I can do that with my hands. Good for you. But can you do it and not hurt one of us? Or yourself?
01:13:10
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I'm gonna hurt, I'm gonna hurt you, Keppri. I'm gonna specifically hit you with a shockwave. So you fall down and you never get up. I nudge Oscar and I say this is how she shows love. She's an interesting little creature. What's that? I've noticed. Yeah, she's, she's just, I mean, it's only a matter of time before she starts to shock you.
01:13:36
Speaker
Yeah. And then I'll have to spend all my hair up in the air because of the electricity. Yes. You'll look even bigger. Perhaps we can scare the beast. Perhaps that's maybe plan B. Maybe plan B. Yes. Shock Oscar. Then I'll do that. Can I give Keppri a small shock, please? Can I just like wiggle my fingers? Roll your news magic. Okay.
01:14:04
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Oh, I hope you, I hope you be fit. No. Yay. That's my best skill. I need to shut yourself. She rolled a two. Wait, wait, wait. I rolled one plus two plus three. That's the second lowest roll you could have gotten. Yeah. So you touch Keppri and he's fine, but like there's a big pop of like shock and like the lights flicker for a second and you just fly backwards and like,
01:14:34
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crash to a chair. You take one harm. And your hair is all frizzy and you're... Oscar, yes, kind of like that. Do you see her hair? Yours would be kind of like that. I have creepy eyes, remember? So I'm just going to stand up and stare at you with my creepy little kid frizzy eyes. And I'm going to flash my beautiful smile and sparkly eyes back at you and say, yes, Sally, thank you for the demonstration. I'm proud of you. I'm going to kill you one day.
01:15:05
Speaker
Ask her. Hey. Yeah. Get that chicken, man.
01:15:52
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good already.