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EP. 77 The Fly (1986)
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Introduction and Nicknames
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That a shtick like that, dude! Have you seen my dick? been looking for it.
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Sir, I'm going to rub one out right here on your counter.
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We cut to Mike, who delivers meat on his bicycle.
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I'm rinsing your girl out, bud.
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That's how I identify the Doteca e-drunk.
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Hello, my name is Nick and I have shaft hair.
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Scrubbing the pot, which is what I call when I jerk myself off.
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We're just joking. Everything's jokes.
00:00:48
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Two girls, one cup? No. Two guys, one screen? Yes.
00:00:56
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Hello and welcome to episode 77 of the Two Guys One Screen podcast, a.k.a. the Hemorrhoid Homies, a.k.a. the Poetown Boys. And now we're the Diary of Daddies. Yeah. You want merch?
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Into the Diary of Daddy Hall of Fame. I pooped today. You pooped today? How did it go? a little... little itchy, but ah I don't know, man. I've been much blood.
00:01:19
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None, which is good. No, that's a win. I've been pooping every day for the past like week, and that's not usual for me. Pooping every day for the past week. I mean, I guess that's like supposed to happen, but have it. I don't know. That's fucking crazy, though.
00:01:35
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No. like When I first started working at my new job, I was shitting really nice logs every day, and then It just stopped. It just stopped. Came to a screeching halt. What are you eating?
00:01:48
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Ass.
00:01:52
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Whatever that did, it scared us. So we're good. I have a dog. I'm babysitting my mom's dog. That's a win, I guess. Not really. She's working. She's like, can you let the dog out? I'm like, just bring her over here. i don't want to walk all the way over there.
00:02:06
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She's getting fucking drooled on. Am I wrong?
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my role and Oh, her? Yeah, probably. Yeah. Most likely. She's like, yeah, I'll be home at like 6.30. I'm like, what the fuck? What school is operating until 6.30?
00:02:25
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Yeah. Maybe it takes a little bit extra for them get on and off the bus. Well, some... she So, I guess... I can't say that. The school district here...
00:02:38
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ah has like special needs programs. So they go to like sometimes like fucking white planes and like towards the city and everything to pick like one kid up. like You're driving an hour and a half to get one fucking Mahoimanoi.
00:02:54
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Yeah, that's kind of crazy. That's what our taxiles go towards. I guess, right? guess
Discussion on The Fly (1986) Remake
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so. We're here today to review... The movie, The Fly.
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Maybe you've heard of it. Maybe you haven't. If you haven't, wow. That's why we're here. If you haven't, that's why we're here. We're here to put you guys on. yeah Even if you're not a horror fan, you should watch it. 1986. We're not doing the OG. I'm sorry for that, but I've seen the OG and it's just fine.
00:03:24
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Which is crazy because I mentioned that to my mom. i was like, yeah, we're reviewing The Fly. She's like, I love The Fly. I'm like, no, like the good version. Was she thinking of the OG?
00:03:35
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Yeah. And I was like, no, the 1986 remake. And she's like, oh. A better one. I was like, yeah, it's super gory. And she's like, yeah, that's what happened when you said I need to watch the Blob remake. And then we watched it and it was really gory.
00:03:50
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I'm like, yeah, made it better. What? I want to watch the Blob. Dude's penis comes off. That's awesome. In the Blob? Yeah. There you go.
00:04:01
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Scream Factory's got a steal. ah The Fly is directed by David k Cronenberg, who i you know I like this kid. He he makes interesting movies.
00:04:13
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It just doesn't necessarily mean that i understand them, but I enjoy the ride. They're hit or miss. Like Videodrome, I know you want to watch that.
00:04:24
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Yeah. Just because it's about a it's about a snuff TV show. That's cool. now but it it's not Yeah, but not really. okay. i ah That movie Crash, Infamous, it has a criteria It's just about people get off to getting an accident and fuck afterwards or putting their life in danger. Yeah, I was going to buy it at Bull Moose and then you're like, it's not that great. And I was like, oh okay. Just watch it next time you're here and you can decide if you want or not. Yeah.
00:04:51
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You fucking want it. Crimes Against the Future, not great, unfortunately. Eastern Promises, the furthest thing from a David Cronenberg movie. It's like a mob, mafia movie, and there's a crazy, you should YouTube it, because you'd probably get enjoyment of it. There's a crazy bathroom brawl sequence that's like gory fuck.
00:05:09
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It's like nice like John Wick choreography with David Cronenberg fucking blood. I mean, that's what's up. Yeah. I like that movie. It's good. It's Ghana's.
00:05:20
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It's Ghana's. We got dead ringers. Dead ringers kind of mid. People love this movie. It's kind of mid. It's about twin brothers and they, it just, it just doesn't work out. just, it's like a, it's like a, what's that movie called? It's on the wall.
00:05:34
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It was on the wall. It's like a Requiem of a Dream type movie, but with twins. oh about drugs? It's sad. Don't do drugs. Don't do drugs, kids. Skana's movie? Skana's is made. Skana's is only important because of the pet explosion.
00:05:49
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Yeah, the rest is pretty boring. I watched out my slut cousin. Shout to her. Oh, yeah? Yes. This movie, Naked Lunch, I've really wanted to watch, but it's like hard to track down. Where did Naked Lunch?
00:06:00
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It's right next to... No, it's right under Eastern Promises.
00:06:06
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Oh, and then you got you also got Existence, which was the first movie that I saw at Alamo. Oh, nice. Also mid. That one, actually, you might like Existence. It's a movie about people who get trapped in a video game, but it turns out the video game is just real life.
00:06:23
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See, games about movies don't usually, or movies about games, usually don't translate well. Is this based off a video game? I don't think it is. No, I'm just saying. like even if like it's like The only good one I can think of is Ready Player One.
00:06:40
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Nah, I mean, this... it's They literally have like a fucking like hole in themselves. They plug into this video game, and it's like kind of like a gross, gooey...
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ish it's a it's a cronenberg film it's a cronenberg film yeah the brood great i don't like the brood it's good you know what can i tell you this first one watch first watch i was like fucking stupid second watch was like it's fucking great i went on criterion me too and then the dead zone i mean you're really not missing much it's pretty mid i have seen rabid don't waste your fucking time Don't waste your fucking time on Rabbit. That movie's AIDS. 3.2? No.
00:07:23
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Fuck off. I give it a one and a half. haven't seen this movie. It's on Shudder. I'll have to watch it. I wanted to watch The Shrouds that came out this year. I didn't get to watch it yet. It's crazy he's still making movies. He's old as shit.
00:07:38
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Is he old as shit? He's gotta be. 1943, yeah, he's old as shit. His son. I thought his son was gonna just start taking over. Alright, here's your cast. A good amount. I mean, i would say this is close.
00:07:52
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This is the highest percentage of doing dongs we've had in the movie because the cast is so small. It's probably true. Yeah.
Cast and Characters of The Fly
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I mean after it we got Jeff Goldblum. what I mean, what are we even talking about? I mean, going if you don't know who Jeff Goldblum is.
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He's in commercials now. Yeah. Yeah, he is. That's what he does now. He's in commercials. He plays Seth Brundle. Then we got Gina Davis. that This isn't even a question. i mean mean, I had to pull it off the shelf.
00:08:24
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Signed copy of Stuart Little by Gina Davis. The fuck? The fuck you mean? fuck You're fucking jealous. I know you are. I got to send you this TikTok that I saw this guy made. ah It was like Stuart Little and Remy from Ratatouille were in the street and they were talking shit to each other. and they were just is it was so funny. I got to send it to you.
00:08:47
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Yeah, but Ratatouille is the better movie and there's no question about it. 100%. Ratatouille five star. She plays Veronica Queef. Queef? don't Queef. Yeah. And they call her Ronnie. Yeah.
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And then we've got John Getz who plays Stathis. ah It went away. Stathis Borens. I'm not fucking this dude. No. you know He looks like a garbage bin John Ritter. ain't fucking it.
00:09:14
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i don't know who I don't know what John Ritter looks like, i'll be honest. Oh, you know John Ritter. 100%, you know who he is. Gotta be. Oh yeah, this fucking fruitcake? Yeah, I've seen him before. Fruitcake? He was in the original It miniseries?
00:09:28
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Yeah, he's Make-A-Wish John Ritter, I hear you. And he's dead. R.I.P. John Ritter. R.I.P. to John Ritter. Uh... I mean, who else you want to talk about fucking cast list?
00:09:40
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Tawny? Joy Bushel? Is Tawny the whore? I would not fuck this girl. Is she a whore? She's not. I mean, she just went home with him. You know, like a date. Like a one. Hit it and quit it.
00:09:51
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I don't think I'm fucking her, though. No. She's the only tit we see, though. ain't fucking it. He ain't fucking it. We also got a credit Typhoon the Baboon.
00:10:03
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Wow, that's true that's nice that he got. Since he has a credit. i I think they did it wrong.
00:10:13
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Yeah, but Brian. Brian? but That was Brian, wasn't it? I thought so. Yeah. the Shout out to Brian, I guess. If you're new to this podcast, we do a scene by scene.
00:10:24
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you haven't seen this movie, I would go see it. Like, go make, get out of your way. Go out of your way to see this movie. That's what I would say. it's We're doing only back in this It's probably streaming somewhere.
00:10:36
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I watched mine in that... I got that Scream Fly Collection pack. a Shout out to Bull Moose. They didn't even give it to me. I paid for it. I'm just shouting it out. I mean, well, yeah.
00:10:49
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So, I have... Three out of those five movies that came in there. Yeah. The Scream versions. Right. Loose. Because I found them.
00:11:00
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Loose. Because I found them at Bandit. Yeah. Just a loose leaf. Yeah. I guess they kept this movie in Fly 2. And they just got rid of the rest. Makes sense. So how you are now.
00:11:13
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How'd you watch this movie? Oh, just my normal copy of The Fly, the non-scream. I don't think there's a different transfer or anything, but it would be cool to have the little scream logo at the bottom. It would be nice. Yeah.
00:11:26
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Well, the rest of the joins in that pack, they're not that good. I'm the only one I haven't watched is the third Fly from the OG trilogy. We watched The Fly 2? Yeah, not good. The sequel to this?
00:11:36
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Not good. Is it about the spoiler of the baby?
00:11:43
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I did not see this. just the I just lied to you. I have not seen the sequel to this movie. I saw this see i saw the fly OG, the second movie of the OG, and then I saw this one.
00:11:54
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So I guess I have two left, not one. Oh, curse the fly, return of the fly, whatever the fuck they were. Yeah. All right, so here we fucking go. Let's fucking get it. Movie opens at like a science convention, expo, something.
00:12:10
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And Brundle, Seth Brundle, Jeff Goldblum, a.k.a. He's explaining to Veronica Ronnie that he's doing big things. You know what I mean? They're big.
00:12:23
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And ah he's like, let me take you back to my lab and I'll show you. And honestly, i think here he was just trying to fuck this girl. That's honestly his only goal. I'm going to show you by my big pod and I'll give you my fucking rod.
00:12:33
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It had to be, right? Because later he's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't want you writing about like what i'm what I'm doing here. Yeah, I was just trying to fuck you. Right. Why would you show her if you you knew she – like she said, I'm a journalist. You knew this.
00:12:46
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No. He just wants some Gina Davis can. Yeah. shoot Some clam.
00:12:53
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but She walks away. She's like, nah, going to your fucking lab. And then he follows her. He's like, bro, it's big. What I'm doing is fucking big. You're here.
00:13:03
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I'm fucking here. All right. like Could change the fucking world. And he ain't fucking lying. No. And then there's a cut and they're just in her car. She's driving to his, uh,
00:13:16
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Lab slash house loft. Even though it's like a fucking warehouse. It's like a loft. ah And she's driving because Brundle has motion sickness.
00:13:29
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um They get there and Brundle starts playing the piano. Like, honestly. Now she's probably going fuck you right then and there, right? On the piano.
00:13:42
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I'm just saying, you don't play piano, it's kind of gay. Yeah, but it probably gets to bitches. Does it? i don't know. Like poetry. They probably think you're fucking gay, so they're closer to you, you know what mean?
00:13:53
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No, don't you think it's like poetry? Like, oh my god, he's so romantic. He can play the piano. He can read me poetry.
00:14:01
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No, they are. Okay. you know yeah unless Unless you're like Edgar Allan Poe. Yeah, he's dead, right? Yeah. He's definitely dead. Yeah.
00:14:14
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I don't know. ah He starts playing the piano. on there's there's You see these two big pods in his loft? um And Veronica's like, i don't fucking know about this.
00:14:27
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And then he shows her his first prototype. um And he turns on this computer that... that John Cena?
00:14:35
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What? The prototype. That was his name before he debuted. Ah. Yeah. Yeah. He has this computer that turns on these telepods and ah Veronica has been calling them phone booths.
00:14:49
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And she's like, what do they do? And he asks her for a personal object. And she gives her, um she gives Seth her stocking because she don't wear jewelry.
00:15:01
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I mean, that's just straight up. Like she wants to fuck already. Right. Like yeah taking off with the stocking, you little fucking hoe. Yeah. You little slut ass. Yeah. Yeah. Also, for some reason, I was just thinking, i was like, oh, you don't wear jewelry. If Magneto came to this universe, you'd be safe. That's what you randomly thought? I don't know why i thought that, but yeah, I did. Like, that's smart.
00:15:22
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Yeah. Smart. In case Magneto, in case something fucking mutates and can control metal. In case get a fucking fly X-Men crossover. you're good. You're good. You're good.
00:15:33
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ah The computer that Brundle has is ah voice activated by his voice. This is pretty high tech for the 80s, don't you think? Yeah, I don't even think we... Do we even fucking have this today yet?
00:15:45
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um I don't know. You got a fingerprint, John, on your computer. Yeah, but it's not voice. Something about voice is impressive to me. I don't know what it is. ah But he whispers the password to his computer and it starts the teleportation. He whispered it so she wouldn't hear what it was and spoil it.
00:16:02
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And we see the stalking teleport from one pod to another. And Veronica's stupid bitch. All respect to you, Gene Davis. But stupid bitch does not realize like what happened. She's like, is that is that a hologram? And he's like, no, bitch.
00:16:16
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I teleported your stalking. What? um And she's like, i don't get it. And Bruno's like, you get it. You just can't accept it yet. But you will. You'll get it. um Well, my fucking penis is in you. You'll understand. They were fucking for a while.
00:16:31
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they Yo, later on? Wow. For a minute. For while longer than I could ever fuck. I've lasted like five seconds. Yeah. On a good day. I thought you had a problem at some point where you we couldn't come.
00:16:44
Speaker
It was, yeah, it's it's varied, you know? Sometimes i'll I'll go for like an hour straight and then I'll just get soft mid-pump. no And no cum, no splooge.
00:16:55
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No Or sometimes I just can't get hard in general. it's like It's like the yin and the
Personal Anecdotes and Humor
00:17:00
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yang. but there you that's That's very yin-yang. If you want to date me, right? any Any women out there, right? If you want to date me. Or men.
00:17:06
Speaker
Or men. Whatever you want, right? You're either going to get sex for hours with no payoff or nothing at all. Well, maybe they'll come. Maybe. yeah um Yeah, I always... If you can keep going like that, they can definitely, I hope at some point... i I'll give you some respect. I'll finish you off.
00:17:25
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Yeah. Several times. Yeah, several times over, you know? Yeah.
00:17:31
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So she comes to term with that. He just fucking teleported a stocking and she turns a recorder on and puts in her pocket. And Brundle is financed by these people, Bartok, and he hasn't told them yet.
00:17:45
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Bartoko. i Yeah, I guess shout out to them. Their tacos are pretty good. Yo, that duck taco bangs. I will say that other day, but some of my coworkers were like, oh, we're going to go to this place that ah they won like best tacos on the North Shore whatever the fuck it was.
00:18:02
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sorry believe that. But I was like, all right, let's go. And I went. i was like, this is fucking mid. Mid as shit. This is not that good. um And shout out to the bartender who was definitely already drunk.
00:18:15
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survey Yeah, for sure drunk. Shout out. Talk about bartender. Shout out Guinan. Guinan's a bartender? Yeah, bro. Shout to Guinan. I'm just going to happy birthday because definitely missed it this year.
00:18:27
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Yeah. But he he even admitted like when he first started working there, he had a like little alcoholism problem. Because people would just fucking buy him drinks or like he would just take shots with people.
00:18:38
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Yeah. He's like yeah, i got to cut this shit out. Fucking... sloshed on the job. Yeah, if you're fucking putting Guinan's business out there like that. You can bleep you can believe his name. It's fine.
00:18:49
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i mean, Guinan is... a i don't know. Is Guinan a common name? Probably in Ireland, it's his last name. I don't know. Yeah, and it kind of makes sense. You're probably Irish fuck. Yeah.
00:19:00
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I've also... i literally have red hair, so it's fine. That's true. So, well i don't I don't know... Bartok, not Bartaka, was financing Grundle.
00:19:12
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And ah they don't really care what he's doing because it doesn't cost a lot of money for him to like make it. Which doesn't make sense at all. i i don't think that I don't know. He built a pod.
00:19:24
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Yeah. They also built a couple pods for the Elimination Chamber. There you go Yep. don't know. Okay. Reaching here. And then what happened? her The battery on this recorder dies or some shit, and she like pulls it she pulls it out.
00:19:38
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She pulls it out, and he's like, whoa! Fucking strap. Yo! Put that thing away! i am ready! I can't handle all that. Yeah.
00:19:49
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And, uh... Yeah, it's like you said earlier, Brundle did not realize that she was, uh... a journalist and was going to like try to write a story on me He's like, I'm not ready to do this yet.
00:20:01
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Um, this is my first time we got to slow down. yeah And she's pissed about that. And she storms out and then we cut. And the next scene is, ah her playing, uh, this tape that she recorded to her boss, uh, status, who is the whole ne name, bro.
00:20:16
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Yeah. He's the editor of this, uh, place that she works for. um And he says that she got fucking conned to scam. And as they're conversing, she he gets a phone call in his office and it's basically someone telling him that Brundle is here.
00:20:34
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And Brundle walks in. And Stathis like, I'm going to give you to the office. And let me know if you fucking transfer anything. Teleport anything anytime soon. Also, I don't remember if we find out here, but Stathis is Ronnie's ex-lover.
00:20:50
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Yeah, we'll find out that in a minute. They were fucking... Bang!
00:20:55
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Uh...
00:20:58
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Veronica tells Brundle that Stathis thinks he's a con man. And Brundle's like, one word, cheeseburger. I can't do a Jeff Goldblum impression. Yeah. Don't have It does little jazzy. Cheeseburger.
00:21:12
Speaker
So we cut and they're at a place eating a cheeseburger and he tells Veronica that he has a strong urge to talk about what he's doing. ah But the project's not ready because it's missing something.
00:21:24
Speaker
Her fucking pussy juices. Yeah. He might be missing a chromosome. You think, nah, he's too smart, bro. Yeah, he is. He's probably autistic. little bit. little berged out.
00:21:35
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Berged. But essentially, the the pods can't transport life. They can only transport inanimate objects. um And she's like, well, that's not enough for reason for me not to tell the world about what you fucking made.
00:21:48
Speaker
And he pitches to her that she can follow him day by day and be like the one person with credit to write about ah this discovery and like have like a fucking book. So we cut to Veronica Ronnie arriving home, which is how people mispronounce my last name, Ronnie.
00:22:09
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And fuck you to all those people. yeah My last name on the fucking podcast page. So it's not like I'm sharing new information. Who does is that a hard A?
00:22:19
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who does ah that a hard a ah
00:22:26
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Is it a hard A? It's Ranny. Ran? i don't know if it's M. Ran is, I thought it was long or short. You know I'm short. Long in the sack, short in the shaft.
00:22:37
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A-E-I-O-U? Vowel type shit? She arrives home and stathis is just, it it corrected this to stithies. don't know who stithies is, but. You got a fucking stiffy, I'll tell you that much. For sure.
00:22:49
Speaker
He's in her shower and she ain't happy he's in there. And this is like you said, we find out they they were lovers. And she flushes the toilet, which makes the water hotter. When did this stop? Because that's not a thing. It doesn't happen anymore. Debunked.
00:23:02
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I don't know. confirm. Does not work. ah She asked him if he got a key, and he says he never got rid of it the old one because she never changed her walk her locks.
00:23:13
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And the reason why why she didn't change her is because secretly she still wants them. And and she's like, no, I don't. You're, like, ugly, and I'm, like, Gina Davis? I'm, like, Gina fucking Davis.
00:23:25
Speaker
You know? um So they're sitting there. years, I'm going to be in fucking Stuart Little. Stroking a rat. Yeah, stroking a fucking rat, putting him up my fucking puss hole. Yeah. And in two years, I'm going to be in Beetlejuice, and I'm going to fucking dick down Michael Keaton.
00:23:41
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Or Alec Baldwin. Either one is good clout. That's true. Well, maybe not Alec Baldwin anymore. Not anymore, but back then. Back then, Michael. That's about 30-year period where you if you dick down Alec Baldwin, they'd be like, yo, know props.
00:23:57
Speaker
Right. Yeah. But in the Yeah, not anymore. ah Stathis tells Ronnie that Brundle is actually brilliant and he just missed winning the Nobel Peace Prize when he was 20 years old.
00:24:12
Speaker
And she acts like she's on instagram uninterested and tells him to leave and give him the key back. But he didn't give him that key back. He's like, i know you fucking want it. Yeah. You fucking want it?
00:24:24
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We need to plug it Wow, we didn't. Yeah. so we just do it right now? Yeah.
Audience Engagement and Social Media
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Because I know you're on a time crunch, so you were probably like, we got to get shit started. We'll be right back.
00:24:37
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00:24:50
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00:25:02
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Yeah. Six minute limit. And, uh... Can you imagine if they left six minute voicemail about... Crazy. You're like, yeah, you have... I I'm going shoot you. You have a small dick.
00:25:19
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You have a IBS. Yeah, I mean definitely have IBS. You an oversized labia. Right, we we're going to have to cut it off. Yeah. With scissors. Trips of that pussy lip off your fucking boopla.
00:25:34
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Yeah. And go listen to our physical media podcast. Yeah. You want Do you fucking want it or not? Want to fucking give it to you? Yeah, I'm going to give it to you like a fucking...
00:25:48
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Horse. What? What the fuck? Yeah. You're a fucking stallion, bro. Y'all want to ride the stallion or what?
00:26:01
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you got got You got a needle dick? Probably. Are you saying your splooges bad stuff for you? Are you saying your splooges is bad for humans? I probably. mean, mine can't. I eat very unhealthy.
00:26:13
Speaker
Yeah, mine can't taste good either. They say pineapple, but that's probably a myth. I got to taste it. You know i mean? Yeah. Yo, if you want to be our sperm testers, taste-wise, let us know.
00:26:27
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We want you to taste our splooge right now, and then we're both going to eat pineapple for a week and then taste it in a week. Yeah, and you're not getting paid for this, but you can come on the pod and give us the results.
00:26:39
Speaker
Yeah, and then we're just going to fucking end the call. Yeah, then we're going to ghost you. Yeah. ah Thanks for eating my fucking kids. Yep. Okay.
00:26:53
Speaker
So we cut to Brundle, who is... What? one
00:27:03
Speaker
not It's funny because I spoiled that yesterday and then it's still funny today. um Yeah, I love it.
00:27:18
Speaker
um Yo, that's crazy because he's 100% going to listen to this episode because I made him watch this movie.
00:27:29
Speaker
but Next time you talk to him, he has a pretty good reason to listen to it. ah Veronica's filming all this now. She's agreed to do this this deal with ah Brundle. I'm going fuck you and you're going show me your science.
00:27:40
Speaker
yeah that's essential I mean, I do. Her character is kind of like they try to make you feel bad for her by the end, but she kind of is a villain. She's kind of using him. It's like you're fucking this dude and exploiting his brain and his like knowledge and what he's discovered for your own personal gain.
00:27:59
Speaker
Granted, Brunel does pitch it to her, but you are still like, i'm fuck you and you're to all this shit. And inevitably, what happens to Seth is kind of her fault.
00:28:11
Speaker
A little bit, yeah. But also, bro, he was drunk though, but. But bro is also a little too clingy. Y'all just started fucking, like, relax. He sounds like my brother. Whoa. Whoa.
00:28:22
Speaker
What's going on with Len Jr.? Is he still fucking that the chick upstairs? So they weren't, but now they are again. He told us last night, he's like, yo, we sad we sent our son away for two days because we were just fucking going at it. I'm like, I don't care.
00:28:37
Speaker
Man, bro, that's crazy. Imagine, like, for some reason, that woman's son listens to this podcast. He knows about it. He knows about it. Well, luckily, this doesn't come out until October, so you'll have no idea. But I'm sure he can assume that his mom's getting dicked down by your brother.
00:28:52
Speaker
Yeah, but he's probably got a fucking hog on him because he's a big boy, you know? Oh, it's Big Kid? No, my brother. Oh, your brother's got a fucking hog? Probably. That's crazy. i think I got the bad genes. What's going on? i Yeah, I know.
00:29:06
Speaker
um So, he teleports.
00:29:14
Speaker
It's an other pod, and it's kind of like, um what's that word I'm looking for? Some tension. You're like waiting to see what happens. A failure. There is a fucking hand, ah bloody hand that hits the window, the glass door.
00:29:27
Speaker
And then you just see basically, Bruno says later, the machine turned him inside out. That's what it looks like. It's a nice animatronic here. yeah Yeah, definitely an animatronic. And this is some nice gore.
00:29:40
Speaker
I would agree with you.
00:29:48
Speaker
not well
00:29:52
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. Let us know. Let us know. That's I'm fucking talking about. Fuck yeah. So if Veronica's trying to like be like do this candid camera with Seth and ask why it didn't work. But he's not in the fucking mood.
00:30:04
Speaker
Doesn't want to filmed. Doesn't want to talk. yeah
00:30:09
Speaker
Yo, come on, bro. We cut to Seth laying on the futon. And ah Veronica asks if he ever changes his clothes. And this is a homage to Einstein. He has the exact same set of clothes.
00:30:23
Speaker
So he doesn't think about it. Veronica's like, I brought a steak over. Can I cook it for you? Steak? Steak? And she gets on the bed and tells him me he's fucking cute.
00:30:35
Speaker
ah And then they just start fucking. And then it cuts and then it comes back and they're still fucking. He's still fucking railing her. so He does a little like turnover in bed after he's done. He's like, ah.
00:30:48
Speaker
Yeah. And it's fine but yeah we but he had to bust in her, right? Well, she's prego. So, yeah, he busted in her. Yeah. Spoiler. um But when he does the rollover you're talking about, he lays on some kind of like chip like for like a computer. i don't know what the fuck it is, but it's sharp and it does some fucking damage to his back.
00:31:08
Speaker
Yeah, i never thought like a little fucking... John? Yeah. Thing? And then they try to link this stuff, and this is kind of in the same vein of Videodrome about like the flesh and
Seth Brundle’s Transformation
00:31:20
Speaker
like this focus on the flesh. Like Videodrome's like ah slogan is like long live the flesh. It's like something big with this. I don't understand it quite yet.
00:31:29
Speaker
Maybe was when I'm older. maybe Maybe David Cronenberg is a low-key cannibal. Who knows? But... He makes Gina Davis. Her name's not Gina.
00:31:41
Speaker
Dumbass. Veronica makes some reference about grandma's grabbing cheeks be like, you're so cute, want to eat you up because the flesh eats you up. And that's like a light bulb moment for Brundle.
00:31:53
Speaker
um And he goes to transfer some of the steak that Ronnie brought. And um the next scene is Ronnie tasting his meat. And she and she has it it though someone says it yeah she says that teleported meat tastes funny, though. I mean, I like this meat. Get this meat out of my mouth.
00:32:10
Speaker
Tastes weird. so Fucking A1 at least. What are we doing now? And Brundle says the computer isn't crazy for the flesh yet. And it's just giving them its interpretation of what a steak would look like.
00:32:23
Speaker
And he's going to start teaching the computer to be crazy for the flesh. And then he just like goes off and starts typing into this fucking computer. but better internet internet Smart things. Uh, so Ronnie leaves and when she leaves, we see stats was waiting outside and he follows her and he follows her to this like department store and Ronnie is trying to buy Brundle a jacket and stats like you, you fucking slept with last night. You fuck you slut whore.
00:32:47
Speaker
This fun. This is some stalker shit. don't like this. she's like, you're a fucking creep and I can go wherever I want. We're not together anymore. You bitch. itch So fuck who I want. Yeah.
00:32:58
Speaker
Sorry. I've like fucking stumbled there. It's my wife. We cut and Brundle teleports a baboon and it ah this is Brian. This is literal Brian. He's yeah he's here.
00:33:11
Speaker
He's here and he goes in and out of the machine unharmed.
00:33:17
Speaker
ah They pop some champagne because he did it. And Brundle wants to send ah this baboon out for a test, which take weeks to make sure it's like actually okay. And she pictures going on a vacation with him, just two of them.
00:33:30
Speaker
um And then he orders some Chinese food he's on the phone. ah She sees that Staphtha sent a copy of a cover with Brundle on it. And she's like, I got to go.
00:33:41
Speaker
And ah in her words, scrape the residue of her old life off her foot or her shoe. She's calling this guy scum. Literal. I mean, scummy. All he wants to do is fuck.
00:33:54
Speaker
That's it. Which is, you know, if that's the kind of relationship you're with, you know, that's cool. Yeah. Whatever you're into. we cut to staff's office late at night and he's like, I'm going fuck a rice store. And this is like, I got enough.
00:34:08
Speaker
And she's like, no, this is my thing. Um, but staff just wants to be informed. And he's like, I don't want you to disappear out of my life. And how would you feel if we just fucked just as like a stress relieving activity?
00:34:23
Speaker
She's like, you're disgusting. You're fucking gross.
00:34:29
Speaker
Uh, we... I can only think.
00:34:38
Speaker
um and essentially Brundle's figured out that Stath's figured out that, ah Brundle's figured out that Stath is Ronnie's old girlfriend, and he's sitting there still drinking champagne. He's a little wine drunk, and he convinces himself that Brian's okay, and he's going to go and fucking teleport himself.
00:34:56
Speaker
And while he's doing that, Brian's been swatting at some flies. Just, there's a fly in the room. Right. ah So he goes into the telepod, and there is a fly in there that he doesn't see, naked.
00:35:09
Speaker
And, He comes at the other end of the telepod seemingly okay. And he's bummed that Ronnie missed it. And then in enters bra Ronnie. I almost said Bronny.
00:35:22
Speaker
That's true. Oh, your little Bron's son? Bronny? ah She enters his apartment. He's asleep. And she wakes him up. And he's like, I teleported.
00:35:34
Speaker
And she's like, without me? And he's like, yeah, I was drunk. um And then he straight up asks. He's like, are you fucking status or not? And she's like, no, but he definitely is trying to fucking tap this pussy still.
00:35:48
Speaker
ah Brundle did tape his teleportation um and then they start fucking. And while they're fucking, she feels there's these little hairs on the back of Brundle's on his back.
00:36:02
Speaker
In the back of his what? this girl This girl could low-key get it. Yeah? She just spit. I'm not interested anymore. Ew. Yeah. Why are you spitting like that? Like you're a fucking... Like you ride a bike. Like a motorbike.
00:36:15
Speaker
I mean, maybe she's spit on your shit, you know? Yeah, I don't think... I want that though you don't want her to like... I don't want to hock two of my fucking shit. i don't know. Why not? Because then she... That's like the lube, you know? She's going fucking jerk you.
00:36:27
Speaker
And then you go in. I don't know, man. I don't think I want someone to spit on my fucking shit. No? I don't know. Spit on my shit. Someone spit on my shit doesn't sit right with me.
00:36:40
Speaker
Yeah, I mean... oh That sounded nice. Yeah, I put that together in my head just now. Fucking Eminem over here.
00:36:48
Speaker
Uh, so he's got some little Johns come out of his cut she's like, what the fuck is this? And then just laying back hair or what? I got, I got, i got a couple, like three random hairs, on my shoulder, but I got no back here. Not yet.
00:36:59
Speaker
Me. I know it's coming. My dad has it. So I'll definitely get it. Nose hairs are annoying too. Yeah, they are. Um, So it's like later and they're asleep and Brundle catches the fly like Mr. Miyagi.
00:37:13
Speaker
And ah then that's it. And then the next scene, he just like kind of wakes up and he just like gets out of bed. And then Ronnie wakes up and finds him and he's just standing there all sweaty.
00:37:27
Speaker
love him. I love a sweaty man. fucking Sweaty Jeff Goldblum. Can just admit he does look a little dark, dark, dark, dark.
00:37:38
Speaker
Yeah. just ah Just a little hint, like a little tiny drop. You know what i mean? Just a little tiny bit. I think you call this calisthenics. Is that what this is called? Calisthenics?
00:37:49
Speaker
Yeah, or calisthenics. I think that's what he was doing. What are calisthenics? A form of exercise that uses a person's body weight. Yeah, it is. Calisthenics. Wow.
00:38:02
Speaker
What are you doing? Doing some high-yah head-ass shit. High-yah. Yeah. You know? Yeah. I mean, everyone does this in the Olympics, basically.
00:38:20
Speaker
So then he starts doing this, like, he starts swinging off this bar like a gymnast.
00:38:27
Speaker
Yeah. You know what mean? you know Yeah. um And then when... ah
00:38:38
Speaker
ratmo
00:38:44
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. they're ah They're on vacation and he he buys Ronnie a necklace. He's wearing that new jacket that Ronnie bought for him. And then we cut they're sitting in this cafe and he's loading his coffee with sugar.
00:38:59
Speaker
And even Ronnie makes the comment, do you take your sugar with coffee? Because it's just so much sugar. Get it? Because... flies like sweets they do like sweets he oh he says that the his experience being teleported was was purifying and he starts going crazy young for the waiter because he wants a cannoli and he's pounding the table um you know what i will take one of the cannolis waiter jesus christ where is he yeah he's like fucking banging that shit And then she's like, what the fuck is wrong with you? And then the next thing they're just fucking. So I just, I don't know what to tell you.
00:39:34
Speaker
Well, now he's getting all his anger out. It was fucking pecker. This guy looks like, uh, it'll come to me. Looks like he's band, honestly. Oh yeah. right All right.
00:39:46
Speaker
So this scene, I was ready to pull my fucking dick out. It was hot. She's fucking riding him. Yeah. Her shirt's like barely on that fucking buttoned up shirt. That's like open. Her tits are just fucking, flapping just flapping in the fucking wind do you fucking ride the shit out of his cock he's just giving it to her and she's like i can't fucking take you anymore been doing this for hours he's like no get the fuck back on yeah yeah and he's like it was funny because i don't know if it was intentional like the way the camera was like angled at him like as she's getting off him he's like it just like kind of cuts to his face and he's like this he's just like
00:40:21
Speaker
fucking they try to like He's like, come on, stay. just like trying to fucking stroke her. as She's getting off. Yeah. I mean, hey, do what you got to do, right? You're just funny as fuck to me. The way he was a sweaty I don't want it.
00:40:34
Speaker
He's sweaty as fuck. um And she goes into the kitchen and he follows her and then starts eating ice cream. um And Ronnie starts trying to cuff his hair is on the back of his ah on his back.
00:40:45
Speaker
Fucking that up. He's like, hey, don't touch my hairs. Yeah. And ah she he decided that he wants her to go through. And he starts dragging her towards the fucking pod. And she's like, no, i don't want to do it. And like, well, you're a fucking drag. And you're too chicken shit.
00:40:59
Speaker
And she's like, I'm worried about you. And then he goes on this fucking crazy rant that makes no sense about the flesh. And he leaves. And there's this big, like, dramatic music swell on the street. Just walking, eating a fucking Butterfinger.
00:41:14
Speaker
Would you go through? The pod? Yeah. I mean, if it was guaranteed that it would work and there wouldn't be a fly in there, yeah. tell portion Teleportion?
00:41:25
Speaker
Teleportation is cool. I just would be nervous about people seeing my piece. Do you have to go through naked? I think it'll fuse your – it'll fuse like – the computer is too simple to be like shirt. There is shirt and there is human.
00:41:42
Speaker
You're about to become a fucking walking cum sock. Yeah, exactly. ah Yeah. Yeah. um I crave cum.
00:41:54
Speaker
Gay. that's ah So he goes to this bar and there's these two guys arm wrestling
Arm Wrestling Scene and Aggression
00:42:00
Speaker
and this chick, Tawny. ah He asked her who's winning and she says she likes fucking Marky.
00:42:06
Speaker
And he wants to get involved and he bets $100 he could beat either of them. And if he wins, ah he gets take the lady home, Tawny. She's like, I didn't fucking sign up for that. It don't matter.
00:42:18
Speaker
And Seth beats Marky in arm wrestling. He actually snaps his fucking wrists. Their little bone poking out? Yeah. What the fuck that bitch with my poked out bone?
00:42:29
Speaker
That shit would have hurt. That was jagged. Yeah, it was. Yeah, poke, poke. I don't know what that bone's called.
00:42:38
Speaker
My guesses are tibia or fibia. Isn't that the leg? You're probably right. just a Just a guess. I just don't know. don't care. So he snaps this motherfucker's wrist and then just takes Tony and he's like, yeah, we're going now.
00:42:52
Speaker
And she's like, and this was, I actually, this was like kind of a throwaway line that was like kind of cool. And she's like, are you a bodybuilder? He's like, yeah, I build bodies. Get it? Because like in space, it's like, you don't get it?
00:43:04
Speaker
In space, like when he's teleporting someone, their body is like... Oh, their molecules? Yeah, and then reassembled in the next one. So I was like, that's kind fire. That's kind of fire.
00:43:15
Speaker
I took it as like almost like a Frankenstein type beat. I built bodies. You're even always dead. Yeah.
00:43:26
Speaker
I don't do it.
00:43:34
Speaker
So he takes Tony to his place and she doesn't want to upstairs anymore. So he carries her up the fucking stairs. um
00:43:43
Speaker
Then there they caught and she's just sitting there on this chair, like looking at him, go through this pod with her fucking snatch out. It's not out, but you know what I mean? Like she, her legs are spread. right You almost get some tit and you see Brundle teleport himself again.
00:43:58
Speaker
And she asked to be some kind of magician and he just walks over and starts fucking her. Starts fucking letting it down, dude. Do flies fuck a lot? I think so. They must.
00:44:10
Speaker
I know every time they land, they shit.
00:44:16
Speaker
Do flies fuck a lot?
00:44:20
Speaker
Wow, this is interesting. Female flies, such as house flies and fruit flies, typically mate only once in their lifetime. Huh.
00:44:31
Speaker
But they can fuck between 30 minutes and two hours. Heads up. But the thing is, though, they make a lot of eggs. Right. That the fly lays over her lifetime, several batches of eggs. So they have to.
00:44:47
Speaker
Yeah. you I mean, humans can only fucking produce one to two to three babies at a time in rare cases. So I guess for him, it's like I'm a fly. I got start fucking being Johnny Appleseed in this bitch and just start laying my seat everywhere.
00:45:02
Speaker
Right. <unk> valid, you know? Yeah. The reproduction of a fly. Bet you never knew that. Yeah. Welcome to fucking Animal Planet, bitch. um
00:45:17
Speaker
So fucking the next day, Tawny wants to go do breakfast and he wants her to go through the fucking pod, but she don't want to. and then she's like, how about I give you an alcohol rub? Which who the fuck wants that?
00:45:28
Speaker
What is that? What was that even a thing? It is an alcohol rub. And he freaks out. In alcohol.
00:45:38
Speaker
And he freaks out. I'll be honest. Even if I didn't have the same conclusion as fucking Brundle does, I'd freak the fuck out. Someone one fucking rub me down in fucking tequila cut like Sprite. That'd be fucking crazy.
00:45:49
Speaker
Yeah, it's like sticky. If you got a yeah cut, it's going to burn. Yeah, like I don't like and he has a cut. He does. um She's terrified. He doesn't want to go in this fucking pod. He starts dragging her towards it. And then Ronnie shows up and she's like, be afraid.
00:46:02
Speaker
Be very afraid. That's like the OG line, right? From the first one.
00:46:09
Speaker
pretty From Beetlejuice? No, from the fly. Be afraid. Be very afraid. It's also in Beetlejuice. Is it?
00:46:19
Speaker
Yeah, I'm pretty sure Lydia says it. Or someone says
00:46:30
Speaker
Maybe I'm bugging. No. Famous line from... Oh, it's actually coined from this movie, not from the original.
00:46:42
Speaker
You said the original sucks, so I shouldn't watch it. I gave it a three. It's not terrible. It's in black and white. Actually, my review shit on it for how little we saw The Fly, but you don't really see The Fly in this movie that much either.
00:46:53
Speaker
No, but in the original, isn't it just a dude in like a mask? Yeah. like Like you went to fucking Bugaboo Creek and of those off the wall, put it on your head. That's like he was doing. I've missed that shit so bad, bro. Yeah. I don't know how good the food actually was because went there kid.
00:47:09
Speaker
I remember they had banging meatloaf. That's about it. Meatloaf. The first time ever had French onion soup was there with my mom and my sister. I had French onion soup. Wow. Bring it And was like, it's fucking delicious. Yeah.
00:47:21
Speaker
So, Tony leaves, and Ronnie's like, you know Seth, you look bad, and you smell bad. ah You gotta fix your shit. And she's like, i had that hair penalized, it came back that they're not human, likely insect.
00:47:35
Speaker
You got fucking dick cheese growing out of you? Like, what are we doing? Yeah, you're fucking gross. Um, and she begged Seth to get help, but he is like, no, you're just fucking jealous. And he's like, if I was fucking sick, could I do this. And he like punches the shit out of this fucking wall frame.
00:47:52
Speaker
what are you trying to prove buddy? And then he, that's, that's some fucking high-ah head ass shit right there. He's a high-ah. ah Yeah. yeah You know? Uh, and then he kicks her off and says the deal is off.
00:48:03
Speaker
um then he goes look at himself in the mirror and he tries to shave these hairs are now growing on his face off but they won't come off and he like fucking yeast this shavever and like it explodes in the toilet in the tub i mean i don't like those ones the one the little shavers would like the circles no yeah i'm umm like it i don't like that i mean yeah fucking regular old shaver razor yeah or shaver i like that ah we when we get sponsors Just every ad read. i like these.
00:48:34
Speaker
Yeah. And he takes Raycon. I like that. Sponsor. Fuck you. We're bleeping that. Yeah. Fuck him. Unless it's blue. I guess we'll just support anyways.
00:48:46
Speaker
um We see him take his fingernail right off his fucking fingy and then he squeezes some fucking puss out. Yeah. And then ah pulls another fingernail off and wonders if he's dying.
00:49:00
Speaker
Potentially. And he asked his computer for the disc on his first teleportation. And the screen shows that when he went in, he went with a fly. ah And then he's also now wearing gloves so he doesn't shoot his fucking fingernails off.
00:49:19
Speaker
And he asks what the secondary element is. And like I said, it's a fly. The computer says not Brundle, but it's a fly. Yeah. Um, and the computer tells him that the fly and him fused together as a genetic level.
00:49:37
Speaker
Um, here we, it goes to a black screen and then, we see Ronnie sitting down at her desk smoking a cig. and she gets a phone call and she just hears, just fucking heavy breathing.
00:49:50
Speaker
It's just me when I'm fucking beating my shit. Yeah. You've ever breathed that heavy fucking stroking it? No. Um,
00:49:59
Speaker
Seth says he's been afraid to see her ah and for four weeks. So we can assume from the last time before the screen went black, it's been four weeks. And he begs her to come see him.
00:50:11
Speaker
And she comes to the apartment and she sees that the place is trashed. Some would say trashed and scattered.
00:50:22
Speaker
We've been meaning to get that button for, I don't know, how long? So I found the dawn of time. So I got it. And we have it. Do you fucking want it? my fucking give it to you.
00:50:35
Speaker
Avenged sevenfold. Don't sue us. I'm going to get, going to, I'm going to give it to you. Fucking.
Grotesque Transformation and Psychological Impact
00:50:41
Speaker
What is it? grow I'm going to give it to you a little piece of heaven style. Wow.
00:50:46
Speaker
Yeah, that's fucking gross. Um, So it's trash scattered. I got distracted. And then ah Seth comes out. It's kind of a jump scare. ah He's using canes to walk around. looks like fucking shit.
00:50:59
Speaker
mean, he is decrepit. one This is one of was one of our fucking Mary fuck kills from the original, like the second or third episode. That's true. And you know, he's Brunkel fly.
00:51:10
Speaker
You know what he's using to walk around? It's just got to be a cane, right? It's got to be a cane. And you know what else I didn't do?
00:51:23
Speaker
Put this back over there, Nick. When he fucking punches the... When he's high-yacht head, as he breaks the walls down... He really does.
00:51:31
Speaker
Don't sue us, WWE. ah He's like... He looks fucking decrepit. I don't even know how to explain it. He has it just looks like shit. How do you... He looks like... He looks like a turd that came to life.
00:51:44
Speaker
Yeah, it's... It kind of reminded me of your favorite movie. Like, the evolution of the substance...
00:51:55
Speaker
Yeah, I guess. This movie is way more gross, though. Yeah, I agree with that. No, I agree. um It's a crony. Of course it is. Crony crony.
00:52:06
Speaker
I'm missing a crony. Did you notice that his shirt had like just fucking cum? Just goo on it? Just all over the front of his shirt? it was like I think it's like his digestive fluid.
00:52:17
Speaker
Yeah, I know. I was calling cum to be funny. He's just fucking... Yeah, the whole time. His fly shaft. And ah I just was confused. The only thing, the only hole that I had to poke in this film is that from this point going forward, he starts calling it a disease.
00:52:36
Speaker
When it's like, bro, you know what happened. You fused yourself with a fly. Yeah, you are turning into a fly. Yeah, so it's like, it's not a disease. You fucking fused yourself, you retard. I think he's going delusional.
00:52:49
Speaker
That's fair. um And he thinks it's contagious, which it's not. But ah she's like he's she's like, what happened? And he says that old lady who swallowed a fly rhyme. And then he says he wasn't pure when he went into the and machine.
00:53:03
Speaker
um And I like how he starts jerking his head. He's like... Yeah, little bit. um And then he picks up a donut and throws up on it. That's like a classic clip, I feel like.
00:53:14
Speaker
Yeah, because... wow Because flies like. Something like sucking dick there. yeah not um not Yeah. ah His ear falls off. And then he asks her to help him.
00:53:26
Speaker
um We cut to Ronnie explaining the story to Stathis. But Stathis doesn't really fucking care. um And he's like. can I claim your body when this is all over? He used should be asking these wild outlandish questions. This guy needs to be like surveyed by the police.
00:53:40
Speaker
You know like. Someone needs to go through his computer. He's got kitty porn for sure. For sure. Um, and he's like, all right, let me go see this motherfucker and I'll come up with some kind of solution for you.
00:53:52
Speaker
Um, so we cut to Ronnie at Seth's place and it's even fucking worse. And this guy, he fucking just loves Shuggy. There's just sugar products everywhere. Just all over his house.
00:54:07
Speaker
fucking It's not donuts. Like fucking cake, cake, cake. Not Kate! All right. No.
00:54:18
Speaker
ah
00:54:21
Speaker
So we see Seth climbing on the ceiling, which I believe is the other side of the Blu-ray art. If you flip the page, if you pull it out, it's him climbing on the on the ceiling. Yeah. Interesting. And he's like, what's this? i don't know what this is. And it's a fucking pouch on his stomach.
00:54:36
Speaker
Because he has fucking eggs. He has fucking eggs. But he does seem in this part like much in a much like better mood, higher spirit. And he says disease wants to turn him into something else.
00:54:49
Speaker
And he thinks that it's a ah fly, a fusion of Brundlefly. He's Brundlefly. Yeah. Official term. um And he asked her to film the life and times of Brundlefly. And he demonstrates how to vomit.
00:55:04
Speaker
He demonstrates vomit dropping. Which is what you said. They throw up on their own food. Then they drink it. Yeah, because teeth are bad. They don't work. All they have is their... ah was that Is it a proboscis?
00:55:18
Speaker
I don't know what that word means. I've previously used it before. The old fucking jaw that they suck out of? Yeah, flies are fucking disgusting. They should be exterminated.
00:55:30
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What did you Google? What is a proboscis? Yeah.
00:55:36
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yeah a long straw like appendage that functions as a tongue for feeding on liquids here you go so they're big suckers yeah they fucking suck them up maybelu yeah exactly yeah uh it was a little bit but it's fine uh And the camera kind of pans and you realize it's just Stathis watching this video from his home or from her house actually, Ronnie's place. And she enters crying and we find out here she's Prego Mayego.
00:56:12
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um So the next scene is Ronnie and Stathis at the hospital. ah And she's going to give birth and she doesn't want to lose the baby. And she's giving birth. And then fun fact, the gynecologist is David Cronenberg himself.
00:56:25
Speaker
yeah He's like, let me see Gina Davis's pussy. Yeah, I'll just put myself in where her fucking snatch is out. That's the only thing want to be in And she gives birth and he's like, wait, there's a whole lot more. And she basically gives birth to a fucking worm.
00:56:43
Speaker
A larva. Yeah, fucking gross. Big ass shit. It's riddling around and shit. Right. I mean, I would fucking tear your pussy up. Yeah, I don't know how she's not dead. Oh, wait.
00:56:54
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She wakes up. It was a dream.
00:56:58
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um We cut to, I call him Brundlefly. And he's typing on his computer. You can see fingies are all morphed together. And he looks like a fucking, he's even worse now.
00:57:09
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he He's, he's, He's down bad. He's straight up fucking turd level. And his computer for something and the computer does not recognize his voice anymore.
00:57:20
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His teeth fall out. um And he puts his teeth with his ear and his medicine cabinet to save it for later. That's where I put out well my teeth that fall out. I wrote he looks like Tosic Avenger. That's what I wrote. Yeah, a little bit. Yeah.
00:57:34
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um Ronnie shows up and he's like, you want to see the Museum of Brundle Natural History? It's all right here. um And she tries to tell Brundle that she's prego, but she's like crying and very upset.
00:57:47
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And Brundle starts talking about like insect politics and there's no compassion or compromise and that she needs to leave and never come back. And he says, I'll hurt her if she does. And she leaves crying with stats outside and she wants to get the abortion now.
00:58:03
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So, Stathus is like, well, you know, you're a little upset right now. Maybe wait till morning and we can figure this out. She's like, no, right fucking now. Right fucking now. Get this shit out of me. So, they fucked before and after.
00:58:16
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So, I'm assuming... Oh, yeah. I mean, yeah you don't know which one did it. Right. So... I guess you kind of just got to get rid of it just in case, right?
00:58:27
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Yeah, exactly. So they go to this doctor's office who is a friend of Stathis and they want an abortion. And the doctor's like, yeah, you want an abortion? He's like, right now? they're like, fucking yeah. It's like fucking midnight?
00:58:38
Speaker
Yeah. And he's like, but we can do some tests. He's don't want fucking test. Just get this fucking thing out of me. Where's the coat hanger? I'll do it myself. that's She does threaten to do it herself. And he's like, all right, all right, I'll do it. And he steps out of the room and then Brundlefly jumps through this fucking window.
00:58:54
Speaker
Just like, Yeah, he kind of looks like Quasimodo. Wait, fucking ugular. Ugly? What the fuck did just say? I would say uglier. Uglier. I don't know what I just said. It was not even a word.
00:59:05
Speaker
Ugh. um And he takes her away his rooftop and she want he wants to know why she's going to kill Brundlefly Jr. And she's like, I can't do it I'm too scared. And then it just kind of cuts away. And Stathis is arriving at Brundle's apartment and he assembles his rifle.
00:59:24
Speaker
And he looks at his computer and Brundle's been working on like gene splicing, which isn't even like what he wanted to do originally. He wanted to separate them, not put them together. And Brundle drops from the ceiling and throws up on his hand and Stripe fucking dissolves his... Yeah, he you got a fucking big old stump now. Yeah, you got a stump.
00:59:46
Speaker
Victoria, not Victoria, Veronica can like fucking sit on it. Yeah, a gaping asshole. Sit on fucking arm stump. And then he throws up on Stathis' ankle and he passes out.
00:59:58
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um And he's a about to throw up on his face when Ronnie's like, no, don't. Where the fuck were you, bitch? What the fuck? Yeah. um And he climbed the wall to her and asked Ronnie to help him be human.
01:00:12
Speaker
um And then says again he wants to fucking put her in the pod. And his new idea now is to put the three of them in the pod. Three being her baby inside because she didn't get the abortion Wow. um and they'll join all together as one big happy family.
01:00:27
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don't know how that'll work. It won't. He starts this timer, and and he starts dragging her towards the pod, and she pushes off of him, and his jaw falls off, and then Brundle sheds his skin to become full-blown like animatronic fly.
01:00:45
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Looks good. Looks fucking... Good is an understatement. This shit was fucking gnarly. Yeah, I mean. they would do this all fucking CGI today. That's very true.
01:00:57
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Yeah. Fucking assholes. ah And he fucking yeets her in this pod, and she's like screaming in terror because he's a fucking fly. Yeah. He's a literal walking, talking fly. Not even human-sized. He's bigger than that.
01:01:12
Speaker
Like King Kong fly. Not King Kong, bro. Come on. King Kong Jr. Stathis is able to get himself like up and like regain consciousness. He shoots the cables running from Ronnie's pod.
01:01:25
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ah And Brundle breaks the own door of the pod. And his leg gets caught in the middle of the teleportation. um So he gets teleported.
01:01:36
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And ah he the pod and Brundlefly fuse together. And he looks like a fucking... I don't even know. Dying fetus. ah look A fly fetus. don't know. With a fucking cable coming out of his ass. Yeah.
01:01:52
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And Brundle... What do you... Brundlepod? but you Brundle... Brundlepod. Brundlepod,
Climax and Emotional Resolution
01:02:00
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he crawls over and he puts the gun to his head and Ryan's like, I can't fucking do it.
01:02:05
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ah But she does end up blowing his fucking head off. and Nice head explosion. Nice head... Yeah, nice hair. Nice bald hair. yeah yeah Yo, she gave him some nice hat.
01:02:16
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She gave him some nice fucking hat. ah Yeah, she fucking launched one into his skull. And he's dead. He's fucking gone. And that's basically the end of the movie.
01:02:28
Speaker
The brain's on the fucking... She gave him brain. Give me that fucking top. i'll Give me that fucking... Yeah, you know I mean? I want Gina Davis to fucking suck me off hard, bro. She looks a little rough nowadays, but... I would agree with you. She didn't age great, but we're not going age great either.
01:02:45
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No. I don't know. She could still kind of fucking get it. Yeah, think so? Like now? mean, maybe. i mean, if Wikipedia won, Gina Davis the call signs behind her, I would fucking pipe her down.
01:02:57
Speaker
Gina Davis, 2025. She definitely had some work done in the face. I would agree with that. but could put your hair on the red carpet bro she's a fucking piece yeah i'd probably still give it to her 35 best oh they're the best photos she's a fucking piece uh what are you gonna rate this there's a i don't want to give it a five i'm gonna give it a four and a half it's not a five yeah it's just not a five because some of it drags just a smidge you know
01:03:32
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um Sometimes there's not a lot of shit going on. If you really want to hear some fucking shit, I'm giving this a four. that's fair. This has been a four. I've logged this twice already. This is the third time I've logged it. It's still a four. I remember this as being a five, and then the first time rewatched I was like, oh this is a four.
01:03:51
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And that's perfectly fine, you know? It's a good... it's Like we said, we're doing bangers this month. And the movie is good. Yeah, a banger is easily four
Movie Rating and Final Thoughts
01:04:00
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and up, right? Yeah, I mean, that's all Harry Potter. Fours.
01:04:03
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Not all them, but some of them. And the vast majority of them are four or up. Very true. Shout out to Half-Blood Prince. We'll do... Where's the John that does the John?
01:04:19
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Don't worry, I won't force myself upon you, but you're going to still want it either way. But we've been asking you for like 20 episodes if you want it or not. We're waiting for an answer politely. Someone fucking give it to us. Someone someone fucking answer us if they want it or not.
01:05:21
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Audience Interaction
01:05:26
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us a like. Leave us a comment. Do whatever the fuck you do when your podcasts come out. Fucking taste me.
01:05:32
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Fucking show it to your friends. Transform me into a fly. Yeah, fuck me while my fly proboscis is in your anus, sipping out whatever juices are up in there.
01:05:42
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That's why need to clean me out, bro. Fucking proboscis in my ass. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah. Give me a little mini vacuum. Yeah, something to fucking clean me out. Yeah.
Upcoming Episode Announcements
01:05:53
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ah On Friday, we havent ever we have an episode coming out on ah the American Werewolf in London. Did I just say that wrong? don An American Werewolf in London?
01:06:05
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Yes, that's what I meant to say. That's what's coming out on Friday, okay? You motherfuckers, you little sexy fucks. So go watch it if you haven't. It's a good movie. Yeah. I mean, go out of your way to watch that movie.
01:06:17
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And then Tuesday, a week from today that you're listening to this, we're recording this in September, watch ah The Black Phone 2. I'm excited.
01:06:28
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Let's see if we can get over this. Shout out to my boy Ethan Cock. and yeah Yeah, give me you your fucking cock. Yeah, fucking ring me out. I don't know. Okay.
01:06:39
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Well, anyways, we want to shout out. ah Fuck you, Mark. ah Fuck you, Brian. Yeah, shout out to Brian for being a good sport. And I don't know what else so say. I'm going to say something crazy. We'll see you Friday.
01:06:52
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Bye.