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Ep. 6 - These Men Owe Us Compensation
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The TikTok ban is officially going into effect. I went on a date (horrible mistake). Ariana Grande is dating Jim Carrey. The Aliens are still here. And no one has heard from Luigi in days. Life is weird, times are dark, but luckily, we can still laugh our way through it. Unpack this week with me and let us hold each other's hands through the darkness.
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Transcript
Introduction and Feminine Rage
00:00:00
Speaker
Hello, and welcome to another edition of the Choose Violence podcast, a podcast for feminine rage. I'm your host Ish Paul, and I have reached the point of anger where I'm just apathetic. You know when you get so mad, you just like don't care anymore? like You're fighting with your boyfriend, and you're trying to get your point across, you're trying to get at your point across, and then you're just like, you know what? Go do whatever whatever the fuck you want.
00:00:20
Speaker
So do whatever the fuck you want. Cause I'm going to be upset anyways and you're not going to care anyways and you're going to do whatever you want anyway. So I don't care any anymore because I've been defeated, which is honestly the most violent rage that exists in my opinion. Cause like once you push a woman to the point where she's like, Oh, I don't care.
00:00:39
Speaker
Death is around the corner for someone, and it's not her, typically.
TikTok Ban and Government Control
00:00:44
Speaker
And you would think it's just TikTok getting banned, because for those of you who don't know, a couple months ago, the legislature finally agreed on something. You know, we haven't gotten a border bill passed, even though everyone's been crying about it in the last eight years. But they were like, ban TikTok. And everyone got together in like a week, and they were able to get that legislation passed.
00:01:02
Speaker
Because APAC owns our government and we were talking too much about genocide on TikTok and they were like, bad, bad, not good. And then they saw that people were like community organizing and sharing actual news and they were like, the populace must not have a voice.
00:01:13
Speaker
them all, take the one thing that brings them joy and has given these people financial freedom and the ability to leave the corporate overlords. We must keep them hungry and angry and sad. So let us step on their neck and take away the one thing that has given them freedom and joy in the last 10 years. And it's stupid because it's like, you idiots, that's filled all our free time. You had us fat and happy and distracted and dumb on TikTok. Like, yes, we were learning about all the horrible things that are happening in society and we were like staying informed and building community, but we weren't doing anything about it.
00:01:42
Speaker
We were having all this information and then it's information overload. So once you know so many things, you do nothing. And the app is so addicting that we i I mean, I spend anywhere from two to nine hours a day on that fucking thing, which means I don't have time to go ride in the streets, okay? I don't have time to actually organize in my community. And guess what? I went on Instagram the other day and it's ass.
00:02:00
Speaker
It's straight up fucking ass. It's garbage. It's so boring. You can't watch videos on 2x speed. Everyone on there is an idiot. The UAP content on there is subpar at best. So much of it is it is AI. And the people in the comments are too fucking dumb to, like, be aware. At least the people in the TikTok comments are smart and they're clever and they're witty and it's great.
00:02:20
Speaker
everyone on idiot Instagram is a fucking idiot so like these people think like oh we're gonna take away TikTok and they're all just gonna like go back to Instagram fuck you no we're not we have seen the light and we refuse to go back into the dark so you know what's gonna happen all these people are gonna get off of social media and now you have a bunch of people who are disenfranchised have lost their favorite fucking thing no longer have a voice and have a ton of fucking free time on their hands How do you think that's gonna go, government? And yeah, there are some people who are having financial freedom who are now gonna go back to work and they will have less free time. But everyone else is gonna lose everything that has brought them joy and a sense of community in the last four years, okay?
Social Media Platforms: TikTok vs. Instagram
00:03:02
Speaker
They're gonna lose it overnight.
00:03:04
Speaker
And it's not going to be replaced by anything because nothing competes with everything that this app provides. And and Donald Trump's gonna be president. So people are gonna be really fucking pissed off all the time. And you don't think there's gonna be riots in the streets? Are you dumb? Are you stupid? Are you out of your mind?
00:03:19
Speaker
Are you actually out of your goddamn literal fucking mind? Truly. Truly. Because like, how do you think this is going to end well for you? These morons literally think that if we they take away because obviously this was all funded by like Zuckerberg and Elon, right? Like, because they're like, they're taking our money and probably Amazon because they're mad at TikTok shop. And then obviously APAC because they're behind everything evil in this country, which means that this podcast will probably disappear forever. And I will be dead soon for saying this out loud on the internet. But oh, well,
00:03:45
Speaker
Oh, well, oh, well, at least here there will be I was gonna say there's gonna be evidence of this, but they will just ban my TikTok or Instagram. I can't even say words because I'm just like TikTok is just so for at the forefront of my mind. They'll ban my YouTube account like they did to Luigi and we still will never know what he was gonna post. And that's a rant for a later part of this episode. They just think we're all just gonna go back to being complacent and bored on on fucking instagram and it's like no no no all of our collective ADHD has been activated we are used to a constant stream of non-stop entertainment that we can watch at 2x speed with captions and behalf paying attention to and get access to all the information we could ever want in the world
00:04:23
Speaker
in like a punchy, funny, digestible format, okay? I've seen how funny women are across the world and I refuse to stop seeing it. You think I'm gonna go back to reading memes on Instagram? Are you out of your fucking mind, okay? I don't plan on ever reading text again unless it's captions on a video, which also Instagram doesn't even have captions, okay? Accessibility, hello?
00:04:44
Speaker
And it's just like, it's like Instagram is a third world country, I swear to God and that's honestly insulting to third world countries because they're better off than fucking Instagram is. like Let's be honest, America is a third world fucking country at this point. I was at a stand up show and this girl was talking about she moved here from India, and how she had like roaches in her apartment and it was like in a really dangerous area and her family in India was like,
00:05:04
Speaker
Yeah, that sounds like a third world country. Like that's ghetto as fuck. Come back to India. This sounds horrible. You don't have health care. There are roaches in your apartment. The streets aren't safe. Like you can hear all your neighbors. You don't have air conditioning. Like why do you live there? And I'm like, valid point. Valid point. Why do you live here? Why do we live here?
00:05:24
Speaker
And I was going to say because like, you know, a lot of countries like where my family came from are very dangerous for women. So is America. So really, what are we doing here? Really? What are we doing here? But back to Instagram. It's garbage. It's garbage pants. It's garbage pants McGee and it's trash and I hate it and I won't go back. So I do think revolution is nigh. And I'm very excited about it. Now, how will we organize that revolution without tiktok unclear, but also if tiktok existed?
00:05:49
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we were never gonna get off the app to organize, so it's probably for the best. And realistically, how were we gonna survive a Trump presidency with TikTok? Like, if you guys recall from the last time, it was just disaster after, and also just from the last couple of weeks, it was disaster after disaster after disaster after disaster. um Just horrific tweet after horrific tweet after horrific tweet.
00:06:13
Speaker
um to the point where like I was a very informed girly pop, okay? I was obsessed with the news and I had to delete all my news apps because i was like emotionally and psychologically I could no longer handle living in a Donald Trump world because it was just like, oh, you know, all of the institutions that you grew up to love and revere that gave your family all the freedoms that they have, he's dismantling them all slowly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly, right? So imagine if we had Donald Trump 2.0 constantly doing all of his fuck shit and we were getting live updates on all of it from TikTok, I would lose my mind. I mean, yes, the content would be hilarious. It would be peak for sure. God, I need to get my Botox redone. Donald Trump, you owe me $250 for my Botox.
Community and Mental Health Impacts
00:06:59
Speaker
shouldn't be done yet. But I feel like just see the constant overload of information would have been paralytic, which again, if they want to control the people and keep the masses tame, so we don't revolt, they should have let us kill ourselves slowly with tiktok during a Donald Trump presidency, because we all would have collectively lost our minds. And there would have been so much frightening information, we would have become paralyzed with fear and overwhelm.
00:07:23
Speaker
um And that would have been the best way for them to hold on to power. So like, maybe this is a blessing in disguise, you know, like life's rejection, it's God's protection type of thing. Like, we lost tik tok because it actually would have been because so many people are like, how are we gonna like a Donald Trump presidency is when we need to talk the most. And I'm like, Oh, maybe it would have destroyed us all. Maybe we would have all collectively lost our minds.
00:07:44
Speaker
maybe this is a good thing. I do have to go back to work now. So that's unfortunate because tik tok was my primary source of income. um Don't worry, I'm not rich. I make $1,800 a month on that. I just had a mental health crisis and moved back home to my parents house. My expenses are low. Okay, I pay for health insurance, lots of therapy, food, and a storage unit.
00:08:06
Speaker
That's how much money I make off TikTok, which is annoying because like, to me, that's very important money. But I can't like, on the app go on there and be like, because everyone's like, okay, well, let's just hop apps, which I'm like, that doesn't solve the problem. Instagram's ass. The algorithms are highly censored. Everything's garbage. Nothing is like this app. And also like this is people's like the content is so good because people can leave their jobs or shift to part time to focus on content creation, which is why the content on TikTok is so good, right?
00:08:34
Speaker
And I can't, when I try to express that opinion, people are like, okay, sorry, you have to get a job like the rest of us, like figure it out. And I'm like, you guys are missing the point. It's like people hear that someone's making money off an app and they assume they're a millionaire. And I'm like, i'm and I've truly never made less money in my life. But like, I'm not wanting to kill myself every day. So I'd call it a win.
00:09:01
Speaker
I call it a win. I can focus on not killing myself every day, so I call it a win. And people are just like, I'm so sorry you have to get out of the job. and i'm like You don't understand. The point is not even me crying a river. It's like people think that moving to another app is just going to solve the problem. And I'm like, no, the only way people make money on these other apps is with brand deals. So if people need to continue to pay their bills, which they do because we live in a capitalist, a late stage capitalist hellscape, then that means they're going to have to align with brands. That means they have to be brand friendly and they have to create content that aligns with that brand's image, which means everything's going to become heavily censored and shitty.
00:09:39
Speaker
and then they're also gonna be selling things with affiliate codes and anyone who's a content creator is just gonna become an influencer and they're just gonna be hawking shit and you're not gonna be able to trust anything that comes from anybody.
00:09:52
Speaker
Right? The point is not the money. The point is like where the money comes from, how it affects the content, how it affects people's ability to communicate honestly and authentically, the quality of information you're getting, the amount of pe time people have free to like do all the insane research they do before they post a TikTok video because a lot of them are incredibly informative.
00:10:12
Speaker
And I'm like, who do you think has the fucking like, do you have the bandwidth to go to the gym after work? 90% of America doesn't. Like, do you have the bandwidth to like cook a healthy dinner? Like, do you have the bandwidth to like, do all the shit you need to do after you work a nine to five plus your commute? No, you don't, you don't. So then to think that people are gonna have time to like, do all the content creation shit that they do right now, while working a full time job, like, sorry, I know this seems very pointed. There's a girl who said shitty stuff in my comments. And that is who I'm replying to right now. Because she was like, why are you acting like the world is ending? Like,
00:10:43
Speaker
just go to a different app and I was like right but people oh that's what she said she was like um like I love the content I watch and everything but like oh my god I just oh my god you guys I just was playing with a string on my fucking robe and I just tied it around my leg and the knots really tight and I can't get it out oh no
00:11:04
Speaker
I'll be back in momentary. Just just a second. Maybe that's God's way of telling me to shut the fuck up. You know what I mean? And when the universe like shows you a sign and it's like, hey, Paul, maybe stop railing on this girl on the TikTok comments whose words you probably misunderstood because you were viewing them through a lens of emotion rather than logic. And you probably made yourself the victim somehow. And you weren't paying attention correctly. So now you're making them out and out of molehill and you kind of seem like a baby in a brat. Maybe shut the fuck up. Probably.
00:11:29
Speaker
probably. Isn't it weird how the universe just gives you weird little answers like that? Like if you look, I feel like if I look around in my life, the universe is constantly telling me to shut the fuck up. And when I don't listen, bad stuff happens. And when I do listen, that's a problem. When I do listen, in it's not like good stuff happens. It's just the bad stuff. It's just the absence of bad. It's not a great motivator universe.
00:11:49
Speaker
And I know, again, I sound like a brat and a baby. I'm like, Hey, universe, can you cater to me to help me improve my bad habits? um Because if you don't give me the exact right treats in the exact right way, I'm not gonna behave because I am a brat. You guys, maybe I'm a brat. Maybe I'm a brat. Maybe I'm a spoiled brat. I don't know who's to say. Not me.
00:12:07
Speaker
Maybe. I
Personal Growth in Dating
00:12:08
Speaker
don't know. You guys tell me. You guys think I'm a spoiled brat? I don't know. Probably. Probably. But whatever. um Anyways, I really can't get this knot undone. And I did get it undone at one point. And then I just kept talking. And then I was like, actually, this is fun. So then I retied the knot. and Now it's really tight. And I'm losing circulation in my feet. And I can't get it untied. So.
00:12:28
Speaker
um Thought I got it. I don't. Oh, no. I think my foot is stuck like this forever. Mine sitting cross legged for those who don't understand and my leg is bound in this position. Okay, we're free. Okay, we got it. Thank you for coming with me on that emotional journey. Sometimes I'm like, this podcast is so funny and informative and relatable. And then sometimes I'm like, I feel so bad for the people listening to this. because I'm such a fucking idiot.
00:12:50
Speaker
I'm like, why? I'm so grateful to anyone who listens to this because I'm just like, why? um But you don't want to forget it at all. And someday this is going to be great. Someday this is going to be an empire or just a job. Either way, someday this will be successful and it'll be amazing. And you guys can say you were here from the beginning. But right now we're just we're just finding our footing. We're just finding our feet and we're going to keep doing it till the wheels come off and then we'll do something else. I'm just so sad about TikTok. It was really fun.
00:13:19
Speaker
It was really fun. It was really fun to like, just, I don't know, to be a part of something. This first time I felt like I'm like a part of something thing really. And it was just like exciting. And it was nice to like be able to make content and have people be like, hey, I was having a really shitty fucked up day. And then when I watched this, it was the first time I left today. Like, thank you. Like, that was really nice.
00:13:40
Speaker
I am gonna miss it, but I am grateful that I got to like be a part of it. like It's like the people who were on Vine. There was this weird little subculture that was very strong and very powerful, and I got to be a part of it for a little while, and that's kind of cool. But part of me is like, another app will pop up. But like how long did it take for us to get TikTok after Vine? like We still haven't gotten um another Tumblr. like There's no guarantee that we're gonna get something this good ever again. So sad, but.
00:14:05
Speaker
At least I can say that I saw the aliens coming to earth in real time. Have you guys tried talking to non TikTok people about the aliens about the drones? So many people have no idea what's going on. And I feel like and then as soon as they asked me, I'm like, okay, let me unload all of the information that I have, because it is a lot. And then they're like very overwhelmed, which is kind of the story of my life. My mom said they talked too fast. Who knew? Who knew? How are we going to know stuff about TikTok?
00:14:32
Speaker
I feel like I've never been more tuned in to what's going on in the world than I have in the last few months on TikTok. And I'm just like, how are we going to know anything that's going on? Like the the whole UAP thing has been happening on TikTok since like November 18th. Okay, people have been watching it like as they've slowly come out and then we all knew it was going to come to a head on December 3rd because the whole like 39 days to melee or whatever. Like people just knew that. That was just common knowledge. Oh, I did look it up. It's parlance. I was pronouncing it correctly last week.
00:15:00
Speaker
week before. Anyways, that matters to nobody except me. Anyways, like we've known about the alien it's like no one on tik tok is surprised that the aliens are here and everyone else is like freaking out. they're like This is really freaky. Like what is this and it's like we've already worked through all of the stages of grief and all of the potential and all of the potential conspiracy theories and outcomes. And people are just now finding out and it's just whatever bullshit they get from the news.
00:15:23
Speaker
or worse Instagram. Again, my friend Anna is always sending me stuff that she sees about the aliens because she knows I'm obsessed. She sends me them ah things on Instagram that are so scary. And I'm like, this is fake. This is fake. This is fake. This is fake. Like, because I've seen what the real footage looks like from like living inside of TikTok asshole for the last however many months. But like people just don't know anything. And I'm like, how am I going to know anything without TikTok?
00:15:49
Speaker
And I feel like that's kind of the point because the government overlords are like, they must not be informed. But it's like, like I found out about Project 2025 from TikTok. Like everything I know I found out from TikTok. I just like I don't know how to go back to life without it. I'm gonna have so much free time. What the fuck am I supposed to do with that much free time? Read? Better myself? No, thank you. No, thank you. I'm not gonna learn how to cook. How dare you? Where would I get the recipes even to learn how to cook without TikTok?
00:16:18
Speaker
I didn't use them when I'm there. I'm definitely not gonna use them when they're not there. I might start off to be posting podcasts every single day, because I'm gonna have nothing but time, but then what will I even talk about them? Because as you guys have seen, this is a very TikTok influenced podcast. So now I'm gonna have to start reading the news.
00:16:33
Speaker
I'm gonna have to start thinking critically. I'm gonna have to turn my brain on again. Fuck. It's been really, as a girl who's been cripplingly smart my entire life, it's been really fucking fun to be dumb as fuck for the last couple of months. My brain has been off. I don't think a smart thing has come out of my mouth in months. And it's been amazing. And now have I have to start using my critical thinking and the skills God gave me to do something productive with my life and I'm not thrilled. Frankly, I am not excited.
00:17:02
Speaker
I will do it because I have no choice, but what the fuck? I have to go read scientific articles to find out what these fucking plasmoids are instead of having some dits on Instagram. I mean, TikTok explaining to me. Oh my God, my, my language is changing. I just had Instagram instead of TikTok. My brain is already adapting and it's not okay. It's not okay.
00:17:18
Speaker
It's just crazy how quickly the human mind shifts. A day ago, I was like, I will never be on Instagram and already my brains like trying to acclimate. It's like how when Trump first got elected, I was like, we are never dating. And then I went on a date. You guys, I did that two weeks ago. It was a huge mistake. Don't do it. Don't do it.
00:17:36
Speaker
Never do it. Never go on a date. Huge mistake. Because there's just something in it. It happens like clockwork where the guy was super nice, super sweet, checking in before the date, all the things. And I was like, oh my god, he's cute in a goofy way. I feel really pretty around him because I know I'm pretty out of his league, but we don't look bad together. They're like, OK, I see how this works, even though she's still pretty. It's not like, oh my god, which one of their brains is broken. You know what I mean?
00:18:02
Speaker
But they're like, Oh, he must have a really good personality, which I thought he did. And then we hung out and like I let it slip that I had a crush on him, which like fucking obviously that's why we're on a date. Like we met IRL, right? There was like chemistry and then we started talking and then like, whatever. And then after that,
00:18:17
Speaker
once he like thought he thought that meant like he like bagged me and then just started being shitty and like nagging me and stuff and like making fun of me and then like starting to be inconsistent and like making plans and then flaking on them and I'm just like what is it with guys especially like the medium uglies where once a pretty girl expresses interest in them they like get so arrogant and egotistical and think they're like running the show and they could behave however they want And I'm like, I never even said I wanted to date you. I never even said I liked you. I said I had a crush on you. And I said that he was cute and he was funny. And for some strange reason, I enjoyed his company. That's quite literally how I phrased it. And then he just started being a dick.
00:18:59
Speaker
to the point where like I literally said to him, I was like, the way that you the way that you twist every nice thing I say is into a weird way of flattering yourself is exhausting. um And then he said, thank you for the feedback, like a psycho. And I couldn't tell if he was being sarcastic or not, and I didn't know which one would be more problematic.
00:19:17
Speaker
And then I just never spoke to him again. And then he's a baby and he didn't show up to our yoga class on Sunday. I met him in yoga, maybe that was the first red flag. And I and i was like, is this some weird ploy to see if I'll like check in on you to like see what happened? Because I'm not gonna. Actually, I just talked to my yoga instructor, Jill, and be like, Jill, what do I do? And she was like, you don't owe a single man anything. And I was like, you're right. She was like, fuck that guy. And I was like, thank you. And she was like, he sounds hella manipulative. And I was like, I think so. She's like, fuck that guy. So Yeah, that lasted for about a week and it was so emotionally destabilizing that it took me about a week to recover. Like, that's the thing. Whenever you date a guy, you have to think, is this worth losing a week of peace over? At least 99% of guys, you're gonna go on max three dates with them. And then you will spend about two weeks being like, what the fuck was that? And it's only gonna make your view on the world worse. You're never you're never gonna walk out of a dating situation where it didn't work out and be like,
00:20:08
Speaker
Hmm, I feel better about the world now. That's never happened in the history of America or ever. I have never had a thing not work out with a guy and been like, Oh, but he was just too good for me. And I am going to go work on being a better person. No, it's always what the fuck was that? It's always what the fuck was that? Like, where did that come from? How did you go from being normal as fuck to as soon as you had any semblance of feeling like it was locked in?
00:20:35
Speaker
to being super entitled, super arrogant and just kind of a dick. Every time. It's fucking crazy and then God forbid they're able to hide that part of them for longer and then you end up in a relationship with them and then six months go by and then they do something super fucked up to you and then you guys break up and then you're in therapy for like three months trying to piece yourself back together. But like realistically, there you have one match, maybe three.
00:21:01
Speaker
Maybe three, but again, then for the first two, this applies, because you're gonna be going to a lot of therapy afterwards for your first two husbands, right? Like we're all going out there dating to try to find one person. So inherently, the road will be littered with failures until you find that one match. You will meet a bunch of shitty guys until you get that one match, because if they weren't shitty, you would have stayed with them, right? It would have worked out. So inherently, when you're dating, you're gonna meet a fuckload of guys who suck before you meet the one guy who's good, who also might not even ultimately be good.
00:21:30
Speaker
So it's like, yeah, this is my outlook on dating because statistically it's the only way it goes. If you only go on three days with one with a guy and it doesn't work out, it's because he sucked, which means you're gonna walk away from that being like, what the fuck? And I'm not saying it's gonna ruin your life, but for a week you're gonna be like, what the fuck was that? Like, I thought that guy was cute and I thought he was cool.
00:21:52
Speaker
And then he was a weirdo and a monster and an asshole and kind of narcissistic and weirdly manipulative. And also it's like, okay, so my ex was a like legitimate narcissist, like legitimate grandiose narcissist, not fully a malignant narcissist, but like fully, fully, fully, fully, fully like a clinical narcissist.
00:22:09
Speaker
master manipulator truly the best that ever did it and he was a little older than me so he's had a lot of years of experience okay and so when this guy was pulling like low grade manipulative like baby narcissist shit i was almost embarrassed for him because i'm like babe you don't understand i was trained by the master And I see what you're doing and you're doing a very bad job of it. And I almost like wanted to pull them aside and be like, babe, you're really bad at manipulating people. When me and this guy started talking, I was like, talking to my therapist and I was like, I feel like I'm painting a lot of green flags red, which is a change of pace for me. Normally, I just paint red flags green or I just pick them up and throw them away.
00:22:45
Speaker
We don't even look at the flag. I don't even care what color it is. I pick it up and I throw it away. And this time around, I was like, looking at things, assessing how I felt about stuff. And and there were certain things that I was like, well like, one of my things is like, I don't trust people who are charming, because what is a charm? A spell, a trick. Why do you need to trick people into liking you if you're an inherently good, kind, nice person? Okay, think about anyone you've ever met who's charming, bad guy.
00:23:12
Speaker
It's not a compliment. It is a red flag to me. So when my friend was like, oh, he sounds really charming, I was like, red flag. And then after my ex, I will never date someone who never says the wrong thing. Like, if you feel like he's always saying the right thing, run, because that's not real. That's not how people are. Men are stupid idiots who always say the wrong thing and then should be very flustered afterwards and apologizing. And I was like, this guy hasn't said the wrong thing once. All of his opinions and takes are good.
00:23:34
Speaker
red flag, and my therapist was like, you might be doing a little much here, right? And then like, when I would talk to him, I would get like, really, like, chemically stimulated. Because like, if you've ever dated an artist, you know, like, they're the best drug you've ever tried. Like the something about the dynamic creates this weird chemical response in the body that feels like you're on drugs. And I was getting a little bit of that. But then I was like, Oh, maybe this is just liking somebody. And this is my first time liking somebody sober in a really long time. And this is just, I can actually feel it for once. Like this is whatever.
00:24:02
Speaker
No, it was my nervous system screaming. And I was like, okay, maybe I'm painting red flags green and then our green flags red. And then at the end of it, I'm like, oh, no, no, no, mine too, she was right. Like my narcissist sensors feelers after my last relationship are primed. They are primed. And I'm doubting myself and I thought it was crazy. And then like, I was like, Oh, no, no, no, as soon as this guy felt locked in, which is the same thing narcissist do also again, he did it really prematurely. I'm like, you got to do a lot more work.
00:24:28
Speaker
but'll love bu someone a lot longer for the prime for this level of manipulation and like being put down dude like you have a lot to learn if you're going to be a good manipulator. Thank God he's not. I hope he never watches this and learns because that would be bad. Also would be creepy. Why are you watching this? I almost said his name. Let's not do that. What am I doing with my hands? I'm going to stop now. um
00:24:51
Speaker
Um, what the fuck was I saying? Um, he's a shitty manipulator. Fuck. What was my point? Narcissist. Anyways, eternally grateful because now I just have for my ex because now I have these. Did I just say that out loud?
00:25:10
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Sorry, I'm gonna pass away now. Can't believe I just said I'm eternally grateful, Max. That's a lie. If you're watching this because you're a weird creep, or your friend Dave is watching this because he's a weird creep, he reports back to you, fuck you, eternally hate you, you suck, I hope you die. No, I don't, I don't, I don't. Because death is too gentle of a punishment for you. I hope you have to sit alone with your own company for the rest of your life, okay? If you're watching this, that's my wish for you. You have to sit alone with your own company for the rest of your miserable, lonely fucking life.
00:25:39
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fuck you. However, I'm grateful. I am grateful for the lessons that I learned through my hard work at therapy, and through the grace of God and the guidance of the universe and the direction of the universe. Because now I feel like I have permanent like manipulation sensors going off all the time. So I was like able to see it so quickly, but I was still like, what the fuck?
00:26:00
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Ultimately, I went on one date with this guy and it the whole the beginning of us being interested in each other to the time where I called him exhausting and then we never talked again, it was like a Thursday to a Monday so like a week and a half and now I still feel weird things about it Like I'm like, oh wait, like today I was like feeling bad I was like, oh should I apologize? Cuz like I was kind of a dick and it was a little awkward when he did eventually come back to our yoga class and I was like, should I try to say something because it's like kind of mean to call someone exhausting and I have noticed I have a pattern of behavior of like when somebody hurts my feelings and I don't know how to stand up for myself or express myself or I like let it go on too long and by the time I want to stand up for myself I'm very upset and I feel like some of I've been deeply wronged and then I just lash out and I burn it to the ground and I never speak to that person again or just pick a fight and I scream at them.
00:26:45
Speaker
because I don't know what to do. Like there have been many dating situations I've realized, especially when I was drinking, where I'm hanging out with a guy and I don't want to be there anymore. And I don't know how to do that. So I just pick a fight and start yelling at them. And then I leave, or we get exhausted and go to sleep. And then I leave in the morning without saying anything. So I've noticed that's a pattern. And I was like, oops, did I do that again? Did I do that again, where he was doing stuff that hurt my feelings that I didn't know how to stand up for myself. And then when I was fed up, I just said something really mean and lashed out and then walked away and never spoke to him again. Did I do that again? Should I apologize?
00:27:13
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And I was talking to my friend Ana about it and she was like, babe, he was an asshole. He was super mean to you for no reason. He went from being really nice and sweet to like at the drop of a hat, mean and shitty and like an asshole. And yeah I don't see him trying to apologize to you. So maybe you should leave it alone. And I'm like, oh, fuck. Even when someone's shitty at manipulating, if you do it to the right person, like, I don't i don't even know what I'm trying to say here, but like here I am like two and a half weeks later, three weeks later, whatever time is, I don't even know. And I'm still like thinking about it. Not that I've been thinking about this every day, okay? Relax, I have a life. Like this guy wasn't that hot.
00:27:47
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If you saw him, you'd be like, Ishpaw, what? And I'd be like, I like them a little goofy looking, leave me alone. I like them a little nerdy with tattoos. What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? Okay, give me a pair of glasses and a goofy smile and I'm sold. Don't do that. Please don't do that. Because the medium ugly goofy ones are always evil because they don't understand what to do with a pretty woman's attention.
00:28:08
Speaker
So then they get weird and they get kind of mean because they need to make you smaller because they think if you know how great you are, that you'll realize you're too good for them and you'll leave them. And so then they treat you shitty rather than appreciating you for the gift that you are. So anyways, all that to say, don't date unless you want to waste a lot of mental energy and bandwidth and real estate and time. Like, I don't know what happened. I was in such a good place where I was not thinking about dating fucking at all. I was not thinking about boys at all.
00:28:36
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was not around them, did not care about them. And I had so much fucking mental bandwidth.
Challenges in Heterosexual Relationships
00:28:40
Speaker
Like all of my day was just thinking about me and my friends and my family and what I was going to do today. And I was productive and all the shit I was. I was going to say I was reading books, but I was reading a corner for Thorns and Roses, so I don't know if that counts. Oh, maybe that's what fucked me up. Then I finished that book series and I was like, oh, wait, maybe I do like boys again. And then I started having crushes on people and productivity fucking dropped off a mountain off a cliff into a ravine.
00:29:04
Speaker
I don't even know what a ravine is. Like a river? Is it like a river? Is a ravine like a river? Or is there no water in it? Let me know in the comments. I have no idea what the fuck a ravine is. But anyways, oh, maybe it's so stupid, that stupid zinus lady's books, which I finished those books and my friend Amanda, we go on walks a couple times a week. And she was like, let me know when you're done. I'm so excited to tell you something. And I read the last part of the book I was on and I was like, I was kind of mid. I don't know what you're excited to talk about. She's like, Oh, no, no, I just wanted to tell you that that lady's a zinus and she's terrible. But like, I couldn't tell you why you're reading because I didn't want to destroy the experience for you. And I was like,
00:29:34
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You're a good friend, Amanda. You're a really good friend. um I am only halfway through the series, so she's like not an amazing friend, but she's a great friend. I'm like, well, now I have no motivation to read the rest of it. um Because apparently, the Israel-Palestine conflict is how she designed a lot of the book. um So that's cool. Anyways.
00:29:52
Speaker
But in the time that I've decided boys are worth my time again, as brief as it was, it comes in little windows, little like week, two week long windows where I'm like, but I really wanna make out with somebody. I don't even wanna have sex with anyone. I'm just just wanna make out with a boy against my car. like That just sounds really nice. like I was literally thinking, I was like, oh maybe I just wanna make out with someone after yoga like against my car for 15 minutes and just like have that like once a week. And then I'm at this guy and I was like, oh my God, perfect.
00:30:19
Speaker
And it's just like, that's all I want. But even just why that little thing just brings all this chaos into my life. And I'm like, for what? For what? And so now I have to retrain my brain to find boys to be violent or impulsive because I get a little boy crazy pretty much immediately as soon as I start letting myself think of boys. It's a disease. It is a disease. Having a crush having feelings for men is a literal fucking disease like female heterosexuality should be in the DSM. Having a crush should be a mental disorder recognized in the DSM five.
00:30:52
Speaker
I will stand by that until the day I die because it makes us insane. I have another friend who's like, she's really cool, really chill. She just got out of a long term relationship. And she's been like casually seeing this guy, she like calls him her sneaky link, she's told him repeatedly, she doesn't want anything serious. And then of course, after she set that boundary, he was like,
00:31:09
Speaker
doing things that in my opinion cross that boundary but she was like we both engaged in it I was like that's up to you but I think you started it so whatever that's not my place I don't need to always be correct but I think I'm correct anyways and then she just like is going crazy it's just it's just now like when she doesn't hear from him she feels I'm pulling away because you start now feelings from she just like it's going up and that always happens like we will go from being like I don't I think serious I'm not that interested in you. You're not even that cute. Oh, I'm kind of embarrassed of this guy that I'm hooking up with. He's not that cute. Don't judge me. He's like really nice and funny. And then these guys who we didn't like in the first place, we start liking them. And then even though they wanted us like them, then they pull away and then we feel insane. It is a cycle of psychosis that needs to end. But I am too old to learn how to eat pussy at the stage of my life. Okay.
00:31:56
Speaker
I'm too old to learn a new skill. As much as I love women and I adore them and I want to hang out with them every minute of the day. My head game's amazing. That's a skill I'm not willing to waste at this stage of my life and I don't want to suck at something new because I struggle with perfectionism and if I'm not perfect at it, amazing. I don't think it's worth learning and also who's going to teach me.
00:32:14
Speaker
Who's gonna teach me? Is that a class we can start for all the girls who would like to become lesbians? Because it's not that I don't like vaginas, it's I just don't know what to do. You know what I mean? I've never been down there when it's happening. I don't know. Usually I'm trying to dissociate because I don't like the person I'm with that much. I'm not gonna lie to you.
00:32:28
Speaker
So we all have problems. But if someone could teach a seminar, like for girls, by girls, about girls, that'd be great. Because I don't want to date men anymore. But it's the only anatomy I understand. Does anyone else struggle with this? So if we could start a new school, you know, about women, by women, for women, that'd be great.
00:32:47
Speaker
for all of the women who love women, are sexually attracted to women, but just are perfectionist type A's who are afraid to learn a new skill that they don't want to suck at. That would be great because like I would hate to be at the big edge of 32 to go down on a woman for the first time and be like, sorry, I don't know what I'm doing. I read a bunch of Cosmo articles. I hope they're correct. Like what I'm just supposed to read stuff on the internet and hope it's correct.
00:33:09
Speaker
Or do I need to just date couples and have husbands teach me how to go down otherwise? I'm pretty sure they don't know how either. Do I just have to like, hope a nice, kind lesbian takes pity on me and teaches me something?
Financial Aftermath of Breakups
00:33:19
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and then teach like what And then teaches me on who and about what? Maybe I could learn on TikTok. Oh wait, they're banning it. And then you need a lot of practice.
00:33:27
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And that's a lot of work. But it's like, I guess you have to work hard for a better life, right? I could be lazy and stay with men or I could work hard for a better life. I think those are my options at this point. Because man, just I keep trying to give men a chance, stupidly, foolishly, optimistically. And just every time I'm like, why did I do that? It's because they're cute. That's why it's because they're so cute. It's pretty frustrating because my mind doesn't want it. I mind my soul, my heart, my spirit, they all don't want it.
00:33:57
Speaker
So anyway, learn from my experience, learn from my pain, learn from my rant. And also, should we start an emotional support group who for women who are dating straight men against their will? Is that a thing? do i Should I start a discord? Should I start a discord for straight women who are dating ah straight men against their will? Did I say white men earlier? Same thing. like I'm like all problematic men are white. I don't know. and Maybe I said straight men. Maybe there was a Freudian slip. I don't know. They break.
00:34:22
Speaker
I feel like every woman should have a go fund me for their Botox fund that has to be paid for by their ex boyfriends. You know what I mean? Like how women get child support and alimony and special support. I feel like whoever the last guy you broke up with should have to pay for your Botox for the next six months. Like if you're in a happy relationship, you pay for it on your own. But like, whatever man caused the stress should have to pay to prevent the wrinkles. Is that a law that we can ask if I was benevolent dictator, I would pass that law, it would be a mandate. Like if a man breaks up with you, he has to pay for all your Botox. And all the therapy you need to go to for the six months after the relationship. you know i mean You'll probably need more than six months of therapy after the relationship um if it's so much that you need new Botox. However, I am a reasonable dictator, so I would set a six-month time limit on the amount of time they have to spend paying for your therapy.
00:35:06
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but um truly my ex owes me thousands of dollars. I was so mad. I got Botox right before we broke up and then I needed to go in after three months because I just cried through all of it. Like Donald Trump, I got my Botox done in what, September? And then there was so much what the fuckery that I like already need to get it done again. Like these men owe me compensation. It's ridiculous. And they just get off scot-free. The amount of money I have put into my face and my body and therapy, so like my mind as a result of my last breakup,
00:35:34
Speaker
is in the thousands. I don't even want to do the math. What is it? I spend like $800 a month on there because it's clearly not covered by insurance, of course. Times what, like 10 months? It's like $8,000. Is that how math works? Plus two rounds of Botox? Like I spent over $10,000 trying to get over this breakup. That's fucked up, man. But when you quantify it like that, that's fucked up. Yes, okay. Not all of my therapy sessions for the last 10 months have been about him. That would be giving him a lot of credit.
00:36:02
Speaker
But like six months times eight, what's six times eight? 32? That's $3,200 he owes me. For six months, most of my therapy was spent on him and then around a Botox. He owes me $4,000 to $5,000. I should bill him. Can I sue him for that? Can I sue him? Because those are monetary damages caused by the intentional infliction of emotional distress. Can I sue him for that? Does that count as the physical injury that you need in order to qualify for an intentional infliction of emotional distress in California?
00:36:29
Speaker
I don't know but I might look into it but my therapist would also get mad because I did used to have a fantasy of suing him into poverty. I think I talked about that in the first episode and she said that would be really bad for me and I shouldn't do that because I would go crazy because I'd put way too much time into it but like I'm like Kaylin they got rid of TikTok I have the time I should sue him before the statute of limitations runs out. The man owes me money!
00:36:49
Speaker
and I would love to make him poorer or at least pay for it. Men get off with too much scot-free for the bullshit that they do. They should be required to pay us monetary damages. They would probably start treating us better if it was going to cost them money to treat us like shit. You ever think about that? If we made men have or truly face any consequences at all, but like obviously they're not going to jail anytime soon because everyone who runs our legal system is male, so they will make sure that they protect their brother and none of them ever get in trouble for anything like the fact that women go to jail for killing their domestic abusers when they react in retaliatory abuse. Like blows my mind to no end and forever makes me angry. However, and if I, you know, was mentally stable enough to be a lawyer, I feel like that's like what I should go do with my time. However, that's not the world that we're living in. So let's move on. But like, since they're never gonna go to jail for any of the stuff they do, I feel like they should have to like, they should have to compensate us for the damage that they do because we have to pay for it and it's expensive.
00:37:40
Speaker
And we already get paid less than them. And we have more shit to do every day. It's like, do you know how to glow up costs? Like a gym membership, yoga membership, facials, eating better. It's expensive. I didn't do most of that. And it was still expensive just going to therapy and Botox. Like I said, okay, I've talked about this ad nauseam. Like I said earlier, I think I'm a bit of a brat. That's okay. We are who we are. We God give us all blessings.
00:38:08
Speaker
and personality defects, and that's where we are. Also, it's been pointed out to me that I talk about God a lot, which I do because I'm a spiritual bitch. I've been a God girly since I was born, I don't know. Too much white weird shit has happened in my life inexplicably, like stuff that I should have died from or gotten in serious trouble for or should have been maimed by that just magically didn't happen. Then I'm like, hey, I believe in God, but I'm not like i not like evangelical, okay, I'm normal.
00:38:36
Speaker
I'm just spiritual. But there are too many spirits out there that I don't know who they are. And I believe in trickster spirits. So I'm like, I'm just gonna stick to the one voice that's been popping in my head since I was little. We're gonna call that guy God because I don't have any other language for it. So whatever. And I know that God should be a woman. But the voice of my head is mask is it's a masculine energy. I don't know what you want for me.
00:38:56
Speaker
But yeah, that weird guy I went on a date with, he was like, you talk about God a lot, are you like evangelical? He's like, do you believe like trans people should have rights? And I'm like, yes. The fuck kind of question is that? Just because you're believing God doesn't mean you're fucking an evangelical psycho. I'm just saying I'm a God girl, I always have been, never been Christian a day in my life, am Sikh, peep the bracelet.
00:39:17
Speaker
One of them, this one. So I'm normal, just for clarification. I don't know anyone who made it this far into the podcast and this far into the episode would take issue with it because I say it a lot. But whatever, I feel like it's worth mentioning. But see, look, that shitty guy said a shitty thing that now is in my head and I feel the need to explain the way that I am because overexplain is a trauma response.
00:39:38
Speaker
Don't they men they say dumb bullshit that seeps in your brain and affects the way you perceive yourself Don't do it. This hurts my head, but I also feel like I'm knocking sense into myself So hopefully all of this pain will remind me. Okay, we're done yeah I Hate them all Even the good ones are crazy like i was watching a tiktok before i got on here because of course i was and this girl was talking about she was with this guy for like eight months and he was super communicative and she thought they had a great relationship and they would always have like little relationship check-ins and he would just tell her like how happy he was to be with her and how well he thought things were going and then the day before they were supposed to go fly to meet her parents, he broke up with her and was just like, started talking about all the problems in their relationship. And she was completely blindsided. And I'm like, and she was like, but he was still a really good guy who treated me really well. So I have no, there's no love lost there. And I'm like, bitch, he lied to you the whole time. At the end, he was like, when they broke up, and he's like, yeah, I've been having all these doubts for like weeks and months. And she's like, we check in every day and you say things are going well. I regularly ask you if there's anything on your mind you need to talk about. You say no. So we just lied to her face for
00:40:45
Speaker
And she's like, but he was still a great guy because he didn't treat her like shit. And I'm like, this is our fucking standard. Even the good ones will hide you and break up with you out of nowhere. And then people in the comments were like, ah do you think there was another woman? Because that was my first thought. I'm like, oh, everything went from being great to just all of a sudden, there are so many problems that he's never talked to you about. There's definitely another girl. And she's like, maybe that's possible. And I'm like,
00:41:06
Speaker
It's probably true. I will check back on her page in three weeks to see if he's with a new girl. But either way, I'm like, that's that's it. Like even the good ones will just break up with you out of nowhere for problems that they didn't know how to articulate because they haven't avoided attachment style because their dad didn't hug them enough. And now we have to pay for that forever.
00:41:24
Speaker
I mean. and Also, there's this weird saying on my satin robe that I'm very upset about, which I'm sure no one noticed until I pointed it out, but I've been noticing it.
Coping Mechanisms and Mental Health
00:41:32
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It's really bothering me. It's not sweat. I don't know what it is. I don't think I spill anything on myself. It's not even damp. So that's concerning.
00:41:39
Speaker
I felt like it would be less gross if I was like, it's not sweat, but I feel like if it's it's more gross, if it's just a weird mystery stain. So that's where we're at right now. And I just washed this. I did wash it. I don't normally wash this. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm kind of a gremlin, but I did wash this. And now it looks like I'm lactating because it is weirdly over my boob. It's really upsetting.
00:41:57
Speaker
those for those of you listening at home. So weird giant oval shaped stain on my cute little terracotta satin robe set, which is what I wear when I'm depressed. So that way I look in the mirror and I'm like, that girl's not sad. She's pretty look, she's wearing jewelry, and her hair is brushed and she's wearing a satin robe, she can't be sad. And then I gaslight myself into feeling better.
00:42:16
Speaker
And it works. I highly recommend it on tiktok. I could have a series of like, um like sad girl survival hacks, I will be moving them on to YouTube of just all the little things I do that have helped my mental health more than antidepressants ever had is like low maintenance waist look decent. Like this jewelry looks like oh my god, she's cute. I have it together. I bought a bunch of these in a manic moment at midnight on like a Tuesday and now I just picked my favorite ones and I wear them every day so I don't have to think about it and have that plastic jewelry organizer on my door so I can see it because if I have it in a fucking jewelry box everything will get tangled and then I'll have a panic attack and want to kill myself and then I'll just cry and I won't wear anything but wearing this stuff every day makes me feel like I have it together makes me feel pretty makes me feel less crazy
00:43:00
Speaker
It makes me feel less sad. Sad Robsa is part of that. And I will be moving those over to YouTube because TikTok's gonna die. It's all over. But I still need to help the girls who are sad because there are so many of us. So I'm gonna do that. And it's gonna be really nice. So I'm gonna, and I'm not even just gonna take the ones from TikTok and repost them with the watermark. I'm gonna record them so they're new and they're high quality. And I hope you guys like them. So anyways, that's that's where I'm at.
Celebrity News and Current Events
00:43:26
Speaker
You know what's so crazy? There's been so much news in the past couple weeks that we found out Ariana Grande and Jim Carrey have been sleeping together for six years and no one's talking about it because we're like, we've moved on. That girl who broke up her marriage and another marriage, and before I start this, I love Ariana Grande. She's gotten me through some of the darkest times of my life, okay? Me and my friend Summer used to get into screaming matches because she would talk shit on Ariana Grande and I was like, not in my house, okay? Even though we were at her apartment.
00:43:53
Speaker
But I would say, not in my house. She would talk about Ariana Grande's fake tan and how it's cultural appropriation. I was like, she's from Florida and she's Italian. Being fake tan within an inch of her life is her culture. And then Summer would get really mad at me. And then we would scream at each other extensively. So I love Ariana Grande. But Homegirl needs to go to therapy for her relationship issues. She literally was married to a man.
00:44:15
Speaker
wanted to break up with him didn't know how so like me she just burned it to the ground started sleeping with this man who literally is a munchkin in Wicked which she is in with Jonathan Bailey the hottest man in the world yes he's gay but still just the comparison of the hottest man in the world standing next to this munchkin man who she decided to sleep with even though he was married she was friends with his wife and they had a newborn baby but she was like oh I don't want to deal with my breakup. So I'm gonna do this instead. So I don't have to deal with my feelings. um And a lot of speculation, but I don't think I'm off base on any of this. And then we find out the whole time she's been sleeping with Jim Carrey. And I'm like, but you broke up this marriage with a man who has a newborn baby, which ah first of all, any man who would leave his wife and newborn baby for someone else is a piece of dog shit. And why would you want to be with that man?
00:45:03
Speaker
Also, he's ugly. Also, I get that he has like a secretly hot body, but he literally played Spongebob in Spongebob the musical on Broadway. And it's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen in my life. And he literally played a munchkin in the Wicked movie and could not be less attractive if he literally tried. And she stole this man away from his wife and newborn child. And the whole time she's been fucking Jim Carrey behind the scenes.
00:45:24
Speaker
not just to mention the fact that he's in his 60s and she's my age and she's had a crush on him since the fourth grade and whenever they interact she gets very childlike and it's very creepy and very weird and very inappropriate and makes me very uncomfortable and there's something just inherently pedophilic about it I don't know if you're into like the BDSM community it's giving DDLG And it's creepy and it's weird and I don't like it. But like there's so much going on in the world that people are like, oh, Ariana Grande and Jim Carrey have been in haddling an on and off really a bizarre relationship for years, even though it turns out he's like a narcissistic abuser and his ex-wife or girlfriend killed herself from a dog drug overdose as a result of all the abuse she endured at his hands to the point where he's named in a wrongful death lawsuit for her death. And Ariana Grande is just like, I'm gonna date this guy. like No one in this world has worse-tasted men than Ariana Grande. like
00:46:15
Speaker
In the newspapers, they're like, hey, Jim Carrey is an abusive piece of shit so bad that someone one literally killed themselves and he didn't care. I understand that she's a grown woman and she's of age, but as somebody who has had her older guy phase come and go, those relationships are inherently abusive a lot of the time, not all of the time, but usually the guys who only date women who don't have a fully developed frontal lobe.
00:46:39
Speaker
when they're in their 50s or 60s. Usually it's not because they're a good guy. You know what I mean? If they were really so mature and so great, why doesn't anyone their age want them? Because typically that is the thing. There's a reason Leonardo DiCaprio stops dating girls at 25. It's because they have a fully developed frontal lobe and he doesn't want to interact with an adult because he enjoys the power imbalance. He likes engaging with women who operate entirely on instinct and impulse and emotion and physical desire. Okay.
00:47:05
Speaker
because they're easy to manipulate. And with Ariana Grande, I understand that she has a fully developed frontal lobe, first of all, not when they first met. Second of all, she is so starry eyed for him, because she's had a crush on him since she was nine, which is gross and creepy because he was a fully grown adult man with a successful career when she was nine. And now they're fucking, which feels upsetting.
00:47:28
Speaker
to me at least, but like that starry-eyed way that she approaches him, that super fangirl mentality, makes the whole power dynamic inherently imbalanced. And if you've watched them interact, it's deeply upsetting. But there's so much going on in the world. like That should be scandal front page news. like She broke up this marriage, she ruined this family, and then there's this super creepy relationship that she's been in the whole time, and it's all in very juicy blind items.
00:47:55
Speaker
And no one cares. It was on the internet for two days. I think I saw a total of four TikToks, maybe five on them. And then the world just moved on because there's so much going on. Luigi Mangione, my husband. Where is he? I had no one's checked in on him for days. No one cares. There's too much going on in the news right now. Can I submit a petition to make everything stop and chill the fuck out for a sec? Is that a thing I can do?
00:48:18
Speaker
Because everything needs to stop and chill the fuck out for a sec. Because there's a lot going on that I don't have the time to process all of it like stuff that should be groundbreaking. And we just like ain't got the fucking time. Like there was genuinely election fraud and foreign election interference. And Elon Musk did about a million different illegal things to get Donald Trump elected. And we've just moved on because now there's aliens in the sky.
00:48:41
Speaker
What? I don't know, but December 19th, I got a good feeling about it. Check back. That's all I'm gonna say. Okay, I love you guys so much. um That is this week's episode. I gotta go do my fucking yoga thingy. I gotta take some semblance of care of myself, because I just generally don't. Because the world is hard and who has the time. um But anyways, like I always say, we got a long four years ahead of us.
00:49:08
Speaker
Make sure you take care of yourself. Make sure you take naps. Make sure you take phone breaks, which is hard. And honestly, TikTok's going away and all that. So maybe dump that one. Maybe just live chronically on your phone for the next month and really ride it out. You know what I mean? Like ride that ship into the bottom of the wave. Totally up to you. Take naps. Eat snacks. Buy some chocolate. Take a nice bath or a long shower.
00:49:29
Speaker
get your eyebrows done, get your nails done, because here's the thing, that stuff's expensive, but the world does look like it's gonna end soon.
Conclusion: Humor and Self-Care
00:49:37
Speaker
It does look like it's gonna end soon, because either the aliens are gonna eat us, or they're here to stop nuclear war, and they won't be able to stop it, because Donald Trump's insane, and has decided, hey, the super advanced technology, that we don't understand what it is, and that every time our military drones get too close to them, they just fall out of the sky, that we should all just leave alone, because they haven't actually done anything bad, and they don't seem to be a security threat. Donald Trump's like, we should shoot those down,
00:49:59
Speaker
And if you recall, he also wanted to nuke a hurricane last time he was in office. um There was a huge hurricane coming that no one knew how to deal with. He was like, we should drop a nuclear bomb in the middle to of it to stop it, um because he understands nothing other than brute force. So he will probably either succeed in nuclear war and destroying us all, or he will try to start a war with the aliens who are not trying to fuck around like that, but will defend if attacked.
00:50:23
Speaker
um so Pretty much the world might be ending soon, so I think whatever money you have in savings, um I'm not a financial advisor at all, but I would say pull some money out of savings, get your road talks done, get your eyebrows done, get your nails done, because if the world's gonna burn to the ground, you might as well look cute while it happens. Okay, that's all for this week. I'll be back next week with another episode. I love you so much. Oh, next week will be Christmas, I think. Maybe I'll maybe i'll do an early up episode next week, but we will be here next week at some point. I love you so much. I'll talk to you soon, bye.