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Ep. 2 - And So the Fuckery Begins...
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Well... it didn't even take a week after Trump being elected for us to be up to our eyeballs in fuck shit. Join me while on my fury fueled journey through all of the bullshit I've had to wade through this week - from the Nick Fuentes bullshit all the way to the fact that there's really not going to be a recount (?!?!??). I'm in a perpetual state of screaming at this point, and if you are too, I have a feeling you're going to enjoy this episode. kk love you byeeeee
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Transcript
Election Aftermath and Initial Reactions
00:00:00
Speaker
Hello, and welcome to another episode of the Choose Violence podcast, a podcast for feminine rage. I'm your host Ish Paul, and I'm fucking furious. It has taken not even an entire week for Donald Trump to be elected for the fuck shit start coming out of the cracks.
00:00:16
Speaker
God damn it. I didn't even have time to grieve Kamala Harris's loss or the fact that that bitch conceded so easily and there was no recount. There's not there's no lawsuits coming, which we'll get into that because, boy, do I have some conspiracy theories for you. But like just a fucking day after she concedes, we start getting hit with Nick Fuentes saying your body, my choice. Fuck you, first of all.
00:00:41
Speaker
fucking first of all you stupid ignorant bitch I will kill you I will kill you with my bare hands I won't do that if the police are listening I don't mean that seriously but am I happy he got doxxed I'm not mad about it. I'm not mad about it. I will tell you that. And I gotta say I'm really touring with the idea of I do a a series on TikTok called revenge ideas is from a lawyer that won't get you arrested probably. And I can't decide if I should just do a full Nick Fuentes themed video. I feel like the legal liability on that would be high.
00:01:18
Speaker
But the lols would be banging. Do you know what I mean? Like for the vibes, I might do it. You guys will know by the time this comes out probably. And if I haven't posted it and you guys want to see that fucking comment or whatever the fuck and let me know because that motherfucker deserves anything he can get.
Gender Analysis of Election Outcomes
00:01:35
Speaker
And it's not even just that he said your body my choice in the creepiest, scariest, most like dystopian fucked up way ever. Like it gave you the like you feelings like when Barbie got back to Barbie land.
00:01:46
Speaker
and the kens had taken over and you just fell and she was already down you know what I mean she was already down for the motherfucking count she had just seen the real world and seeing how women were treated there and then she came back and she was like oh barbie land and the kens took over and he was in barbie's dream house and he was like this is my mojo cop what is it mojo dojo Casa House, was that what it was? What was it? Anyway, it's irrelevant. But when Barbie came back to Barbie Land and Ken had taken over that house, do you remember the feeling of like visceral oppression you felt of just feeling trapped and like full of despair and like so scared because there was nothing you could do?
00:02:21
Speaker
That is how I felt when I saw that Nick Fuentes video. But just like in the movie, the girlypops banded together and they got their shit back. Cause fuck you Nick Fuentes, your house should have been fucking doxxed. And they got his phone number out too. Did you see that? Not me wanting to post it on the screen right now during the edit.
00:02:40
Speaker
If you guys need the information, I'm sure you can find it on Reddit. But back to my point, it's not just that he fucking said had the audacity to say, your body my choice, which was fucking terrifying. But the fact that he was also like, men win, women lose. And I'm like, bitch, do you really think this is about that? And yes, in a lot of ways to a lot of men, it is. And isn't that scary that to a lot of boys, this is just because they are boys, because to a lot of boys,
00:03:05
Speaker
Would, by the way, if you ever want to piss off a man, call him a boy. They take it really fucking personally or better yet, call him girl or baby girl. They get so mad. It's my favorite game or call them kid. Oh, my God. Calling a man kid will make him so upset. I can't even tell you anyways.
Societal Reactions Post-Election
00:03:20
Speaker
where was i going with that oh but that's what i was saying like it's so scary that to so many boys the election really came down to boys versus girls not like a fight for our democracy or the future of our country or the future of their children or like the safety of like the women in their lives but it was just like boys rule girls drool and i'm like that's what you decided the fate of our democracy based on like the number of guys i've said like i've seen who's been like men 47 women zero i'm like are you fucking proud of that you ignorant dipshit are you so fucking dumb that you think that's some sort of like flex like some sort of winning argument you're just showing me how unfit you are to reproduce you do see that right and like maybe i should be thinking them maybe i should be thinking all the men saying vile fucking shit right now because
00:04:10
Speaker
before you guys were hiding in the shadows right before we didn't know which one was it we could guess but we didn't know and now I'm like oh okay at least now I know who absolutely to never reproduce with or gave any modicum of my time anyway so Nick Fuentes was like men win again women lose and he was and then he had the fucking audacity and this is what pisses me off that more people aren't talking about this because honestly like the first part was scary but this part felt like the most petty and childish and vile and just shitty and so truly hateful was he was like oh it's not a glass ceiling it's a brick wall that you keep hitting your stupid fucking face on a grown man
00:04:47
Speaker
is talking like that to all women like that's how you see us not to mention oh my god oh my god the part that I also forgot about before he said your body my choice he said he loves the feeling of controlling a women's body like tell me you raped a girl without telling me you raped a girl are you fucking serious are you fucking serious are you fucking serious and the fact that like any women still want to date men after this is mind-blowing to be mind-boggling like And I'm recognizing that my TikTok is a huge echo chamber and I need to like get off social media and like see what the fucking world's talking about because to me, everyone's like 4B movement all the way. Men were never having sex with you again, rightfully so. Fuck all of them, let them burn. And then I went on TikTok today and I went on the creator search insights. So I've been in a bit of a posting funk since the election. I've been a little bit lost for content, right? So I'm like, let's go on creator search insights. Everyone always talks about this.
00:05:44
Speaker
And oh my God, I went in the content gap section, which essentially shows you like what people are searching for, like what's trending and like what there isn't enough content for. And the results will shock you.
00:05:59
Speaker
you would think it would be like how to do an at-home abortion or like, I don't know, how to castrate all men without them finding out. I don't know, good, useful stuff. Oh my God. Dating advice is on here three different times. First of all, up by 491%, things guys do when they don't like you. Bitch, why do you care? First of all, if you're googling that, he doesn't like you.
00:06:22
Speaker
Hate to break it to you. If you don't know if he likes you, he doesn't like you. Like that's a hard factor that we all have to face at some point in our 20s. But like right now, in the wake of losing the election to Donald Trump, you're looking up what to do, like signs that a boy doesn't like you. Another one, up by 958.5%, I'm in love and I'm obsessed. I'm sorry, what? Oh my God, this one made me so angry, these two.
00:06:50
Speaker
Oh my god. These two are probably the two most dystopian ones that I saw, especially in the wake of a Trump election. Almost to the point that I'm hoping boys search these. I don't know. These were the two scariest ones. How to treat a man right is up 67.1%. I beg your motherfucking pardon.
00:07:10
Speaker
I beg your motherfucking pardon. Why on earth are you in the wake of Donald Trump getting elected? In the wake of every man in America telling you he doesn't give a fuck about your rights and if you live or fucking die, why are you looking up how to treat a man right?
00:07:27
Speaker
Why are 763,000 people searching about how to treat a man right? Are you fucking kidding me? And the next one that's up by 1,000 plus percent is dating etiquette for women. You know what dating etiquette for women is now? Learn how to shit on command. And when he's driving you home at the end of the night, do that in his front seat, ruin the upholstery, fuck up his night. That's dating etiquette for women in a Trump 2024 era.
00:07:54
Speaker
Fuck you, are you kidding me?
Dating Dynamics in Political Context
00:07:56
Speaker
Jesus Christ. Dating coach for women, text 150,000 searches. Dating apps up 177.8%. Girls, what the fuck are we doing?
00:08:11
Speaker
literally like how i'm just like if there's anything i'm learning last week it is i'm wrong about everything like not only did i not think america hated women this much not only did i not think women still hate each other as much i thought we were done dating i thought like that was enough of a wake-up call that we're like oh we're not fucking men anymore because fuck them it didn't even last a week like how weak are we or like How mentally insane are some people? Oh, this one I hated. When you see your man looking at a girl, arrest him. He should keep his eyes to himself. Like, guys, come on. Okay, I'm not gonna go through all. Oh, no no, no, no, no, no. I was gonna say I'm not gonna go through all these, but then I just saw these two. Up 400%. When he doesn't give you attention,
00:09:01
Speaker
What about when he doesn't care about your rights? What about when he would let you die in childbirth? What about when he doesn't care about the fact that he just elected someone into office who brags about sexually assaulting women?
00:09:17
Speaker
Why is that not a search? Why is that not a search I'm seeing anywhere? Like in all of these, I am not seeing anything that indicates people are even aware of the election just happened. And then the other one is when you are obsessed with him, like I'm fucking done. Like I'm absolutely positively done.
00:09:36
Speaker
like I am just like so baffled like I'm glad all you guys are here I'm glad you guys are on the right page I'm glad you understand how fucking pissed off we need to be right now but holy shiitake mushrooms I just I absolutely can't well we're gonna pivot into our first segment of the show um which is reason number 367 why we are not dating from here on out we are gonna cover one story a week that shows you in case you forget. Because sometimes girls do forget. Sometimes we get horny or lonely and we want a cuddle buddy and we will forget and accidentally date men. Some days we will feel ugly and want validation and then download a dating app. And I get it. I see you. I am you. I love you. um And that is why I'm going to have this weekly reminder telling you why we are no longer dating men. And in your weak moments, I want you to think back to this podcast and be like,
00:10:23
Speaker
Is it worth compromising my principles day to date a dude like fucking that guy? Okay, I saw another video. Because again, I spend my entire life on TikTok of this motherfucking guy. ugly, Trumpy looking motherfucker, okay? Talking about how being a Trump supporter who likes fucking liberal women is like being in the closet. Okay, full stop. What? And what do you mean being a conservative guy who likes dating liberal women? How is that a kink for you? What is it that you enjoy riling them up secretly knowing you're going to destroy all their hopes and dreams? Like what is it about that that you enjoy?
00:10:57
Speaker
So he says that he's still going to fuck liberal women, even though we're saying that we don't want to fuck them anymore. Because, you know, Trump men don't understand that no means no and don't respect our opinion, our voice. It's all rights to free speech unless it's us saying we don't want to date you. And then it's fuck you, I'm going to do whatever I want.
00:11:15
Speaker
So he said he was giving advice to the fellow Trump guys who like fucking liberal girls and was saying that he's not going to stop fucking liberal girls. Instead, he's just going to lie. He's like, all you have to do is lie and pretend like you don't like Trump or that you're a moderate or that you say you don't care about politics and you just have to lie a lot. And if you're really good at lying, you can still fuck liberal women, even if you're a Trump supporter.
00:11:40
Speaker
Okay, so just know that when you go out dating, even if a guy says, oh, I didn't vote for Trump, he's probably fucking lying. So grill him on everything. Grill him on everything. And he and the beauty is, what I've also learned on TikTok this week is that people who would support Trump are very sensitive. As much as that man loves to shell out vile, hateful shit about everyone to everyone, they can't handle it when you say any bad shit about him.
00:12:06
Speaker
So if you are, God forbid, going on a date, just make sure you talk ample shit on Trump as much as you can and don't talk about his policies. That's not where you're going to get them because they don't understand them because they're dumb, right? And I hate to say that, but if there's anything I've learned in TikTok comments this week, it's that these people are dumb and wildly misinformed. Like the number of women who have told me that I'm a liar when I say thousands of women have died in Texas from being denied medical care during pregnancy complications is crazy.
00:12:34
Speaker
The number of men who are like, you're a dumb idiot, you're not losing any rights is insane. The number of people who think that they're getting tax cuts is fucked and fucked up and crazy. OK, these people literally don't know anything. So talking about Trump's policy
Engagements with Trump Supporters
00:12:47
Speaker
or like your rights, they they probably have that script. What they can't handle is if you call him ugly.
00:12:54
Speaker
or a bitch or point out his fake tan or call him not a man and like if if you were to say like you know i just like don't understand how people voted for trump like like his policy choices are obviously terrible but like it's just so embarrassing that they voted for him like he is an overweight ugly orange man with a foundation line you can see from outer space who clearly has hair plugs and he dances like a toddler he dances like a literal drunk toddler
00:13:26
Speaker
And he's just kind of like a little bitch boy. Like if you call Donald Trump a little bitch boy to a Republican, watch steam come out of their ears. He will not be able to hold it together. I don't care how badly he wants your liberal pussy. If you say that about Trump on a date with a suspected Republican,
00:13:45
Speaker
You will have your answer. I just saved you a lot of time and money. You're welcome. I just posted a silly video of like, that's your fucking guy. Like, aren't you embarrassed? Like you just elected a vice president who fucked a couch and thinks Boys in the Hood is the most influential movie he's ever seen in his life. Like, aren't you embarrassed? The number of women who are like, Democrats are so hateful. I'm sorry, what bitch? I poked fun at him. You're stripping people of their rights. He calls minorities animals.
00:14:15
Speaker
And like they think I'm being malicious and cruel and evil and mean because I'm like, he's an ugly dumb dumb with a fat ass. who's clearly losing his mind. I didn't even say that last part. I mean, the vibe was there, but like, and these people are like losing their shit and like calling me vile things, because I'm so hateful. And like, this is so typical Democrat, like we're all love until it comes to accepting the other side. And it's like, yeah, motherfucker, I don't accept you. Actually, that is a place where I'm struggling. I'm gonna be really honest with you guys, and I could use your help on this, because like, I fundamentally believe that like, people move towards where the love is, like, but there was a girl who was on TikTok Live and voted for Kamala and was like,
00:14:54
Speaker
There were a bunch of Trumpers coming into her comments saying hateful shit. And instead of like shutting them all down and yelling at them, she like had like a spiritual awakening. He was like, let me ask them why they voted for Trump. And what she deduced was that they like felt pushed out by the Democrats and the Liberal Party.
00:15:09
Speaker
We can debate all day about why they were pushed out, maybe having some fucked up beliefs. And we were like, hey, why don't you grow? But either way, for whatever reason, they felt pushed out. And then the MAGA people welcome them with open arms. And we're like, hey, babe, we got space for you. And then just told them whatever they wanted to hear. Instead of like on the left, we're like, hey, this is what's actually going on. Don't say hateful shit. That's bad. We want progress for people. And they were like,
00:15:34
Speaker
And then they went over to Manko where they're like, hey, over here you can say whatever the fuck you want. But the fundamental principle is, like my commentary aside, is that they felt unwelcome amongst the liberals and they felt very loved and welcomed by the Manko people. And that's like a fundamental thing about people. People move towards where the love is. You'll get more flies with honey than with vinegar, that whole thing, right? And so I would love to be of the ilk, is that the right word? I would like love to be of the vibe, let's keep it girly pop.
00:16:02
Speaker
um to be like, you know what, if you follow me and you supported Trump, maybe we can find some middle ground. You know what I mean? Like, keep them from unfollowing me so I can like slowly brainwash them over time, you know? But at the same time, like, I don't want you on my fucking team. Like, whether you were just like openly racist and hateful and bigoted,
00:16:26
Speaker
Or even worse, you like were a single issue voter who chose perceived economic benefits that again, you're not gonna get. over the well being liberties of people like, like, yes, people are under educated and misinformed. But like, this, all this election came down to like, principles and morals and values. And if your values and principles and morals are fundamentally fucked up, like, I don't know how to help you. Like, I don't know if that's a person that can save or even a person that wants to be saved. Like, when I went to Notre Dame during
00:17:00
Speaker
the first Trump presidency. like the When Trump was elected, like the night that we were all dressed up in like Hillary stuff and having a party and so excited and then we found out it was Trump, like I was at Notre Dame in South Bend, Indiana. If you don't know, Notre Dame is the Irish Catholic Law School, very conservative. My con law professor was Supreme Court Justice Amy Barrett, if that gives you any context on how fucking conservative that place is.
00:17:24
Speaker
which is a fun fact I will never stop telling because I think that's really cool and it makes me feel like the universe centers around me that my teacher is on the Supreme Court. Thanks. And also Pete Buttigieg was our mayor at that time. It makes me feel very important. Thank you all. It supports my delusions that we live in a simulation. That's all about me. Okay, just kidding. Now I'm done with that.
00:17:41
Speaker
um But I was there, you know, and if I and I wasn't really in a position where I could hate every Trump or because I was surrounded by them and it would have made the world very dark and very scary and not livable and I already was struggling with seasonal depression and I just like didn't have the space for it. So instead, I tried to like, understand them like meet them with love, see where they came from, see how they got here and try to believe that not all Trumpers are hateful. Maybe they just like cared about something else more. And you know what I realized? That's so much fucking worse. It is so much worse to care more about one or two policies that benefit you than the fucking safety of other people.
00:18:20
Speaker
You know what I mean? And I met all those motherfuckers with love and I tried and I would listen to them and digest it and then try to formulate an argument to like get them to hear my side. And you know what happened every time? They loved telling me their position. They loved being met with love. And you know what happened the second I started saying my opinion? Not only did I not change their mind, not only did they not even consider my position, they shut me down every motherfucking time. Like Trumpers want to be met with love right now because they don't like feeling bad.
00:18:49
Speaker
not because they actually love you or give a fuck about what you have to say. It would be one thing if it was like, OK, let's be with love. Like, let's have a conversation about this and grow like. No, they just don't want to face any consequences for the bad decision like all men. And like so I'm really struggling because I don't want to push people further to the right and like away from progress. But like I have seen firsthand that talking to them doesn't work. Meeting them with love doesn't work. And so like I guess the only solution at this point, like the only silver lining I can find to Trump becoming president again is like they fucked around and now it's time to find out like.
00:19:25
Speaker
go see what your guy's gonna do. Cuz either it's gonna be a lot of really fucked up shit that's gonna hurt most of you. Or you're gonna see all the tax benefits you thought were you were gonna get it's actually the top 5% gets tax cuts and everyone else our taxes go up. And like the tariffs like he thought he told you China was gonna pay.
00:19:42
Speaker
that we're gonna bring back manufacturing to America. You're gonna find out that it's just gonna raise the cost of everything because the corporations have already said that they're passing those costs off to consumers. So you're not only not getting fuck all instead of tax in terms of tax benefits, but you are gonna get fucked on the price of literally everything. And like, yeah, us liberals are gonna suffer along with you, but at least I'll get to laugh.
Trump's Unfulfilled Promises and Consequences
00:20:02
Speaker
at least I'll get to laugh at you suffering the results of your own bad decisions. Do you know what I mean? And like, and maybe at that point, they'll see that like, oh, Trump doesn't fucking care about you. And like, all of you minorities who vote for Trump, you were just votes and they just said shit. So you would vote for them. And now they're gonna fuck you over, which is already like starting to happen. Like I saw another TikTok. Actually, this was a TikTok about a TikTok, so embarrassing. But about this guy who Latino guy voted for MAGA. His neighbors across the street were like good friends of his also voted for Trump. I say vote for MAGA earlier. I've been voted for Trump. My brain is just at this point goo from rage. There was this Latino guy who voted for Trump. And he sent his kids over to play with the neighbors across the street who also voted for Trump. And when his kid got there, they said, please go home.
00:20:49
Speaker
Your kind aren't welcome here and this guy was so fucking confused and I'm like duh They don't like you just cuz you're just cuz you voted for Trump doesn't mean that you're the one Latino that they like No, they fucking hate all of you or at the very least don't fucking want you here because what do they care about preserving the white race or whatever the fuck like because they're just so scared of being a minority because they think we're going to treat them as badly as they treated us which we covered last week maybe we might who's to say and there was another guy who was like on tick tock live like he's posting a tick tock about when he was on tick tock live oh my god i need to stop saying the word tick tock i'm gonna lose my mind anyways
00:21:29
Speaker
This is really making me realize I need to take a fucking break from the Internet because this is all I've been adjusting. But we go on. like There's this black guy wearing a MAGA hat and he's like, you know, I was just on TikTok Live and, you know, all these people started saying really hateful shit to me of like, MAGA will never accept me. And like, I'm just a vote. And he's like, no, I can't believe that that's true. Like, I love you. I love my MAGA family. Like, I'm one of you, blah, blah, blah. Which goes to my point of like, people go to where the love is. Like these people do feel weirdly loved by these narcissistic sociopaths who are good at tricking people into feeling what they want them to feel so that they can get what they want. Sounds like my ex boyfriend. So maybe they need to see that they are not part of the family and they are not loved. And then at that point, once they've been kicked out of their family, we welcome them with open arms, maybe right now we're allowed to hate them. And down the road, we
00:22:18
Speaker
have to welcome them with open arms, but I really don't fucking know. I just like, but the thing that upsets me is like when the find out part comes after the fuck around. I know that they're so deluded that they will find a way to blame this on the liberals some fucking out, even if we never have another liberal president again, because Donald Trump's going to get it and then they're going to rig it. So JD Vance, get it. And then they're going to rig it. So JD Vance gets it again, which is going to lead me to another conspiracy briefly. And then after that, we never have a fair and free election in America again. And they make JD Vance dictator.
00:22:52
Speaker
Who's to say? If Trump gets his way, that's probably what will happen. But regardless, I'm sure that they will find a way to blame it on anyone but Trump. And I'm sure Trump will find a way to blame it on anyone but him. And I'm just like, is the find out era ever coming?
00:23:07
Speaker
You know, because it certainly didn't happen after the first time Trump was in office. And that's like, another thing is like, I don't want Trump to do all the awful shit he says he's going to do. But like, at the same time, I do because I want to find out part to come. But like, if you look at last time he was in office, he said he was going to do a bunch of shit that never fucking happened because that motherfucker doesn't believe a word that comes out of his mouth. Let's be so fucking for real about this. OK, he will say whatever it takes to get elected. OK, he would say a monkey flies out of his ass every night before bed if he thought that that would get him elected. OK.
00:23:36
Speaker
last time he's but he doesn't fucking mean it like when i look at him i'm like all of this stuff is awful but like would you implement a nationwide abortion ban because i know you've had a lot of women get abortions like i know secretly you really love abortion and it's probably like your favorite thing because it's kept you from having like 1000 children like i don't know that he's gonna do all the stuff that he says he's gonna do because he just like doesn't give a fuck and he's not that competent however now that republicans have a majority in every branch of our government. I'm sure they'll find other ways. But the first time he was in office, he said he was gonna like build a wall and make Mexico pay for it. That never fucking happened. He said he was going to deport mad people that never fucking happened. So it's like, the only two options here suck. It's either Trump sticks to his game plan last time says one shit falls through and none of it. There's no find out phase. And they just still fucking love the guy.
00:24:25
Speaker
And as things crumble around them, they just find a way to blame everyone except the fucking guy in charge. And they don't understand bake is it basic economics. So like, they're like, the economy was great under Trump. And I'm like, yeah, because he inherited Obama's economy. They're like, the economy struggled under Biden. And I'm like, first of all, there's a difference between the cost of living and the economy. The economy was actually thriving under Biden, but it was struggling in the beginning because of the shit we inherited. But they're too fucking stupid to understand that. They never took a high school economics class. So whatever. But it's like either the find out period never happens or like shit's just gonna get so fucking terrible. Which like duh ish Paul like way to point out the obvious but it's just like, I don't know what to fucking do.
00:25:09
Speaker
sometimes people won't tell you about podcasting and sometimes it'll go on a rant and then you'll get really tired out of nowhere and then you'll completely forget what you were saying and that just happened to me right now um you guys are gonna need to see behind the scenes i'm a real podcaster i'm just gonna show you everything a whole truth and nothing but the truth but anyways okay so recount
00:25:29
Speaker
What the fuck is Kamala up to? We have not heard from that bitch in so long. You just conceded and then just ghosted all of us? Like, bitch, why are you not calling for a recount?
Election Fraud Allegations and Theories
00:25:38
Speaker
Like Trump was planning for a recount no matter what. He was raising money for a recount literally no matter what. Because even if there was no election interference, which he was setting up that lie for months, he was gonna ask for a recount. And you're telling me the margins, like in Wisconsin, the margin was 30,000 votes. You're telling me?
00:25:56
Speaker
You're not asking for a recount. There was evidence of election interference in every state, unless that bitch is currently pulling together a ton of evidence on election interference and be like, we need a recount fucking everywhere tomorrow. I'm going to lose my fucking shit, OK? Because she cannot have just lost to this man. We are all fucking devastated. You know, she had Lil Jon at the DNC. OK, I cried because I felt hope for the first time in years. And now this bitch is just going to leave us high and dry.
00:26:25
Speaker
Are you kidding me? I don't care if you look like a Trumpard 2020. Ask for goddamn motherfucking recount. So we have way more evidence of election fraud than they ever fucking did. And also, who cares? Also, who cares? Also, to all the people in the TikTok comments who are like, ah the Democrats are just sore losers, like he's our president, just deal with it. I'm like, I'm so fucking sorry. For the last four years, you've been crying about election interference. You've been denying the fact that Joe Biden is our president because you literally can't cope with reality.
00:26:56
Speaker
You incited an insurrection. You tried to disrupt the peaceful transfer of power, which is the cornerstone of our democracy, and tried to overthrow the government because your fucking guy didn't win. And now we're saying we'd like a recount in the midst of all this crazy shit? And you're?
00:27:11
Speaker
suddenly like just take it in stride? Are you out of your fucking mind? like It's so fucking rich hearing that from those people. And like they don't even hear the crazy. That's the thing. They don't even hear that their shit that's coming out of their mouth is fucking insane. And like the cognitive dissonance is so deep it doesn't even register.
00:27:31
Speaker
if they even know what the word cognitive dissonance means which they probably don't and like I'm sorry they've been crying for the last four years but like that everything's fucking rigged because Donald Trump's been setting up that lie in case he lost and then this system that they said was so fucked up all of a sudden everything's above board Democrats are just being dramatic they just like can't take a loss like literally fuck you you're the soreest losers I've ever met in my life dude your guy's not even a good winner he's a sore loser and a sore winner okay it's fucking embarrassing get it together But like at this point, I don't give a fuck if we look like Trumpers in 2020, because it's like, because who cares? They're about to fuck up everything. I don't care if I look like a crazy conspiracy theorist, if it means it's going to save our country. Oh, that sounded really Trumpy. That did sound really Trumpy because they think that they're trying to save America. That's like really upsetting. I hate this. I hate that Donald Trump is so good at what he does because he set everything up.
00:28:23
Speaker
for the perfect gaslight because he said all the lies about the things he was going to do. So now that way, when we say them, we sound crazy.
00:28:36
Speaker
And I'm losing my mind. Either way, this bitch said she's raising money for a recount, which again, where did all the fucking money that the billion dollars that you wrote that you raised in a campaign donations, where the fuck did all of that go? And he just like, spent it all on Beyonce, which like, I get it. That's a vibe. But like, come on, dude.
00:28:54
Speaker
So they're raising money for a recount, apparently, and they're calling it the Kamala Harris victory fund, which like, I'm sorry, babe, rebrand. That's just like, not it. That's not the move. You have a Gen Z PR team, like, change the name, but like, I read somewhere which now I can't find the article. So I also feel insane that like, it's not to recount the presidential election results. It's to continue the efforts.
00:29:18
Speaker
to make sure that all of the congressional ballots are counted, like to continue to sortar people support people on the ground so all of those get counted because the congressional elections are so close. But that's not a recount. That's just supporting the continued count. So like, I i don't know where this recount sha is coming from, but I know that there are deadlines in the states. Do I know when those deadlines are? No. Should I have looked it up before I started talking about this? Yes. Am I going to look it up right now? Maybe. Let's see. Let's ask Chat GPT. Shall we? Okay. Let's go. On to Chat GPT. Let's see.
00:29:49
Speaker
What are the deadlines in every state in every state in America? ah What are the deadlines in every state in America to request an election vote recount? I swear to God, if these motherfucking deadlines have passed, I'm gonna scream. um Scream.
00:30:18
Speaker
Okay, so chat GPT was remarkably unhelpful. It did direct me to about pedia. I have no idea when the deadline is, but apparently she might be raising money for a recount because the person who requests it has to pay for it. So get your donations in guys. But here's the thing comms. If you are trying to raise money for a recount,
00:30:40
Speaker
Why aren't you publicizing it? Because, bitch, if you got on TikTok and i was like, hey, bitches, we're going to recount, give me your money, I'd be like, here's the entire contents of my bank account. You're welcome. It's not that much money, but I'd give it to the bitch. I'm like, how how on earth are you trying to fundraise for a recount?
00:30:58
Speaker
and not advertising for it. Like you're just emailing people, get on TikTok, bitch. Where have you been? Like put on the coconut song and like just vibe out a little bit and be like, hey, we're, or like put on the eating the dogs, eating the cats or the never Trump guy song. And then be like, I'm a never Trump guy. And then have some fucking text on the screen that says donate to my recount. Why are you keeping this a secret, bitch? Why are you letting us all toil? Well, you decide what the fuck you're gonna do. Like just start raising the money.
00:31:28
Speaker
I don't understand.
00:31:31
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I don't get it. And so like, at this point, I'm starting to get mad at that bitch. Because it's like, you just left us. You gave us all of this hope. You lost, which is our fault. We can blame that on you know, white women women and all men. And you. Sorry, white women, if you're listening, but you're if you're listening to this, you're a good white and I love you. You guys have a problem. I don't need to apologize to you. You guys know exactly what the fuck happened. i'm I'm not living in a vacuum. Apparently I'm living in an echo chamber, but not a vacuum, I suppose. But like.
00:32:03
Speaker
not your fault that you lost but you got us so excited you lost you conceded so quickly which was devastating then you just vanish and now are secretly trying to raise money for a recount but it's in like the bottom like mini text on her donation request emails like like who the fuck are you taylor swift dropping album easter eggs like be upfront bitch like just tell us what the fuck is going on because now we're spinning conspiracy theories we're looking crazy we're like is she asking for a recount is she not asking for a recount like are we nuts what is this for and like even news articles like i'm researching it and like no one knows fucking anything and i'm like who do you think you're benefiting by keeping this potential recount a secret like guess what bitch if you can't raise the money for the recount
00:32:46
Speaker
we can't have the recount and in order for you to raise money for the recount you need to tell us that you need money for the recount okay get that it's embarrassing asking for money it's but like let's just come on let's set our pride aside and just fucking ask ask me for the money ask me for the money Kamala just fucking do it and like having like and requesting it via emails is so confusing because if I get an email for first of all any campaign notations I'm fucking spent I'm just not reading any of those but if you if I see one of those and I'm like that bitch lost I'm spam immediately spam immediately spam so it's like
00:33:22
Speaker
who do you think is opening up that email to donate to you if they don't know it's for a recount? I don't I literally don't understand. So I'm also fucking feminine raging at complicated Harris, which I never thought that day would come. I mean, I did. I did. But I thought it would happen like after she was in office and was fulling some fuck shit with Palestine, but which, by the way, don't Google what's going on in Palestine, guys. It's you know, this is bad. I mean, obviously, we think this is bad. That's worse. But like, it's just they haven't had food in.
00:33:52
Speaker
months. It's bad. It's like history books bad. If it wasn't before, it's really bad. But we don't have to talk about that because like, this is a feminine rage podcast, not one of despair. So we're just gonna move on from that.
00:34:06
Speaker
So now we're going to pivot from dismal to cuckoo and we're going to enter Ishpal's conspiracy quarter. Thank you so much for joining me. So let's let's talk about all the conspiracies that we've talked about this week, right? Obviously there's been the voter fraud stuff, right?
00:34:23
Speaker
if you haven't already go on vote dot.org or your state's local ballot tracker and make sure that your ballot was counted because this all started when I saw a girl um from Akron, Ohio talk about how she checked if her ballot was counted because because normally you get some sort of a notification like I got a text message from Cal Valet tracks once my vote was counted which was after the results were announced which I still fucking take grip with but whatever
00:34:51
Speaker
doesn't matter, projections, whatever. um But she checked and not only was her vote not counted, her whole fucking family's votes weren't counted. So then she, you know, she's a white bitch from suburban Ohio, she's gonna call the Popo.
00:35:06
Speaker
She ain't got no fear. If anything, they fear her. So she called the non-emergency line and was like, hey, I'm just trying to figure out who to report this to. Like I just checked my ballot was encountered. And because it was a man um who probably voted for Trump, he hung up on her immediately. So annoying. So then this bitch was like, not today. Not motherfucking today. Do you hang up on me? A white woman from suburban Ohio over my dead body.
00:35:30
Speaker
So then she calls actual 911 which I fucking love like oh bitch you're not gonna take my call I'm going to call 911 who cares if everyone's getting murdered you're gonna take my fucking call cuz my ballots gonna be fucking counted and a man just hung up on me so I'm gonna like the world on fire but she calls 911 and a girly pop answers the phone and it's like obviously helpful and tells her not only that her ballot also wasn't counted but like tells her where to go to report it so then I start telling my family about this and they're like Ishpah you need to not like this isn't the time for conspiracy theories and I'm like this is This is a conspiracy theory. This is whether or not people are counting votes. like We saw them burn ballot boxes in Washington. like Hundreds of them. We saw a video of a guy in Florida throwing ballots into the woods.
00:36:13
Speaker
like I don't understand. So my family's like giving me mad shit and they're like, okay, well, you need to fucking relax. Like the the thing we hate most about Republicans is their fucking conspiracy theorists. So like, don't be one of those. My motherfucking sister checks her ballot, no record of her voter registration. She checks her husband's, no fucking record of his voter registration.
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00:36:34
Speaker
All that to say, go check to see if your fucking ballot was counted. I saw another video. This one's a little conspiracy theory, but there were screenshots of the text. So who knows? Maybe it's a deep fake who's to say.
00:36:43
Speaker
this point, I'm just in the bargaining phase of grief. So like, let me have this. But she was talking about she was checking, I guess there's like a website or was it's like been taken down now, which is like what gives a conspiracy vibes, but basically says that, like, it lets you know, like who's voted, which seems illegal and seems fake. As I'm saying this, I'm like, okay, this seems fake, but we'll tell the story anyways. Maybe I'll find the TikTok later and insert it and you guys can tell me if it's fake. It's probably fake now, but I'm like using my critical thinking abilities, because that's super illegal to say what party people voted for. But anyways, she was like,
00:37:13
Speaker
in a rabbit hole checking that I shouldn't even be talking about this because this is for sure fake now that I'm thinking about it. Okay, I'm just gonna stop. Well, now I'm gonna I have to finish the story because this is like when somebody's like, Oh, no, I shouldn't tell you this. And then you're like, bitch, fucking tell me so now I have to tell you but I need you to know that I am now realizing as I'm saying that this that this is probably fake because this doesn't even make sense. Okay, but I'm just gonna finish the story for the sake of completeness because I would not leave the curly pops hanging. Okay, so this girl says that she's like fucking checking who's voted for what, whatever. And it just says like the party that they voted for or like what they were registered, no, no, it says what they were registered as, this is real. It says what the person was registered as and whether or not they voted in an election. It says they voted in, you know, they've been registered to vote in 2016, 2018, 2020, 2022, but they only voted in 2024, whatever. So she checks people's and she's like, this is a very disappointing, blah, blah, blah.
00:38:05
Speaker
so many people who had like never voted before but were like Trump's taking women's rights let's vote for the first time bet so she's like talking to her best friend of the whole wide world and she's like oh my god would you believe this would you believe this and she's like babe I have to tell you a secret she's like oh my god babe what and she's like actually like I didn't vote like don't tell anyone this which then this bitch told the entire fucking internet so great friend Um, and now I'm telling all of you guys, so great bye and bye association. Um, but she was like, yeah, like I had to change my address and it was really complicated, which I had to do that. And it was like, not that complicated, but we're not here to judge the girly pops, whatever. So she was like, yeah, this thing took too long. And so I ended up not voting. And her friend is like, well, that's super fucking weird because according to this website, you did in fact vote. And this girl's like the fuck.
00:38:51
Speaker
well now i need to look into this and figure out who the fuck to report this to because like that certainly wasn't me all that to say there's some weird shit going on go check your voter registration ASAP Rocky and if some shit was fucked up call and call and call and figure out who to report it to because even though it's really fucking annoying and that takes a lot of effort and who has time for effort right now in the state of the world like we're already girls who have to like go to work and do our skincare and shower and shave our legs and try to go to the gym and try to eat healthy healthyie and try to have relationships with our friends and relationships with our family and maybe not relationships with men anymore. Free up some time in your schedule. We don't really have time to be hounding people to figure out where to report this but it's important. So try to do that if you can. Honestly, I'll shut GPT. It'll probably tell you pretty quick. It's probably not that hard.
00:39:38
Speaker
But um so there's been that going on. There's the fact that like in Tulare County, California, like all the voting machines mysteriously went down, but then they like had Starlink. So then everything rebooted and was totally perfect. And then they just like blew up a Starlink satellite or some shit in Florida is what I'm hearing. And everyone's like,
00:39:56
Speaker
Elon's destroying the evidence because Elon if you've seen Tesla stock has skyrocketed since the election like on election night I knew I had a feeling Trump was gonna win because I was just getting my Robin Hood notifications of just Tesla stock just going up and up and up and up and I'm like oh pardon me was like it's me really funny when that crashes on Kamala wins and then that didn't happen so I was really embarrassing and disheartening for me but let's not talk about it But yeah, his net worth went up like 50 billion dollars or some crazy shit like that. And so people are just like looting America and betting on the fact that Elon is going to abuse his position power to like make his company worth a lot of fucking money. And I'm just like, are you guys fucking for real? You guys are the party of patriots anyways. So there's the Starlink satellite blowing up. There's all the missing ballots. There's people burning ballots, throwing ballots in the woods.
00:40:43
Speaker
but just the fact that like oh also the fact that Elon and I hate to use Joe Rogan as a fucking source but apparently he was on a podcast with the Yvonne and he was saying about how Elon Musk had an app apparently that told him the election ah that told him what the election results were four hours before they came out and I'm like if that doesn't scream fraud Surely, I don't know what does. Surely, I have no idea what does, because it can't even be like, oh, projections based on the mail in ballots, because in most states, you couldn't even open those until Election Day, which again, not even all of those have been counted yet. I digress.
00:41:22
Speaker
So that also screams election fraud. Also, I was doing some research and apparently Musk is like, buddy buddies with Putin too, who's like, don't for election fraud in any way. So I'm not explaining this conspiracy well at all. well And there's like 10 million other things you can like go on TikTok or YouTube or literally anywhere. And you can like see all the pro-Kamala conspiracy theories and everyone's like, she's behind the scenes, you know, they're letting, they're pulling a John Gotti and letting him get super cocky and like hang himself with his own rope and then they're gonna have irrefutable evidence and then Kamala is gonna come out and then they're gonna give her the election. And and I'm like, no guys.
00:41:54
Speaker
I asked chat GPT what happens. Okay, I did no further research because it was scary. And I hope I'm wrong about this. However, if they uncover some sort of election interference. And Trump goes to jail, which slim chances, honestly. We've tried that a couple times, doesn't seem to stick, because for whatever reason, God loves narcissists. Like the law of attraction, they don't believe they deserve bad things, so bad things never happen to them. Anyways, so even if they were able to like haul away Trump and Elon, that doesn't mean Kamala gets the seat.
00:42:32
Speaker
Like theoretically, yeah, if they could do it by like December 3, or before January 6, theoretically, they could have time for a full recount. And we would just delay the inauguration, it would be super unprecedented, but like theoretically, but unless they do an actual recount, unless they can get the evidence in by the time he takes office, if they figure out there's election interference, once Trump takes office,
00:42:55
Speaker
I mean, after that Supreme Court decision, I don't even know if he gets in trouble. But like, let's say he does and he goes away. Kamala doesn't get to magically be president. Like, I think the 25th Amendment kicks in and J.D. Vance becomes president, which is like so much fucking worse.
00:43:10
Speaker
And again, I could be wrong about this hope I'm wrong about this. But like, if the Heritage Foundation was smart, which they are, and the Heritage Foundation, Loki handpicked JD Vance, like he's BFFs with the president of the Heritage Foundation wrote the forward to Homeboys book. So they would have like protected their little guy. So if they were smart, and they kept his hands clean, and the government can't tie through their investigation, any evidence of election tampering to JD Vance, like he would become the president.
00:43:38
Speaker
And I think that is so much worse because like I said earlier, Trump doesn't believe in a motherfucking thing he says. We don't know if he's actually going to carry out any of the crazy shit he's saying. Again, now that they have control of every branch of our government, chances are high.
00:43:53
Speaker
but like and He's a bit of a loose cannon, like the Heritage Foundation can do what they want, but there's no guarantee that they're going to get him to do anything. But like JD Vance believes in this shit. Like these are his guys. So the chances of him getting into office and following through on every fucking horrific election promise made by Project 115 is like fucking high.
00:44:13
Speaker
So that's what's been keeping me up at night lately. um So sorry to have told it to you. I am realizing I maybe should have been more responsible and not dumped that anxiety onto you guys. So I might cut that out. But if I didn't, I'm so sorry. But I'm just saying like, if you know any witches, you know,
00:44:31
Speaker
If you know any witches who have been hexing Trump, like I think we've had our hexes like too focused on Trump and not enough on J.D. Vance. So if they can like spread the love with their hexes, um I would really appreciate that. If you could get the message out to all of the witches, I would be really grateful for that because like I just don't think we're distributing our resources effectively. You know what I'm saying?
00:44:50
Speaker
um because that is a outcome that I don't think any of us plan for, because you would think like, oh, Donald Trump goes to jail for election interference, they're gonna be like, you interfere, boom, we're taking the election from you and giving it to Kamala. I don't think that that's how that works. If there's someone smarter or more well researched than me, please let me know. Again, I would love to be wrong. That would be great. um Because then I could sleep at night, because this has been keeping me up for days.
00:45:18
Speaker
So I have to eat dinner now. um I might come back. I might not come back, but I'm just going to record an ending in case I don't come back. Thank you so much for tuning it in to Choose Violence, a Feminine Rage podcast. And I hope you learned a lot today. um Men are stupid. I hope Elon Musk is going to jail. Tell the witches to start cursing JD Vance if that's their thing. I'm not asking for it. I'm not putting that energy out there. I'm just saying they should distribute their resources evenly. Kamala Harris needs to get her shit together and announce a fucking recount and stop thinking she's a fucking Taylor Swift ass bitch because I love you, but you're not. And also we don't have the time for that.
00:45:54
Speaker
There are deadlines approaching, okay? Taylor controls the timeline on her album releases. You do not control the timeline on the fucking recount, okay? um Anyway, stop dating men. um If you're any of the girlies searching that crazy shit on TikTok, please stop. Please stop being obsessed with him. He is the worst. He's literally just someone's son and I guarantee you probably doesn't wash his ass properly and he hasn't changed his sheets in like a year.
00:46:21
Speaker
So if you're getting itchy and want to start dating men again and go back on the whole four beep commitment that you made, um just remember that that's what you're signing up for. And the guys who are pretending like they are not conservatives because they still want to fuck liberal bitches. Okay? Okay. I hate everything, but I love you guys. And if you have something that's pissing you off, if you have something that you're feminine raging about at the moment, drop it in the comments, write a review about it. Let me know what the fuck are you pissed off about? What do you want to scream from the rooftops?
00:46:50
Speaker
What are your favorite conspiracy theories? Is that irresponsible to perpetuate those? Because I feel like right now we're not really believing them. They're just more of like a coping mechanism in the bargaining stage of our grief. If you feel so inclined, you can leave it in a conspiracy theory. I will read them. I will freak out about them. I just don't even worry about it. I just hit the mic and I'm sure that made a really terrible noise for anyone listening at home. Okay. And with that, I think that's all the things. I'm gonna eat some dinner, do some yoga, read some court of thorns and roses to Take care of myself because as a so I said last time, it is important to rest. It is important to take social media breaks. I need one desperately. um So make sure you're taking time to take care of yourself because we have a long fight ahead of us and we cannot fight if we are tired or sad. So if you need to cry, take a long shower, cry your little eyeballs out. If you need to rest, rest. If you need some snacks, some treats, go get them. If you need to take up kickboxing or axe throwing or a Croft Maga to get out your rage,
00:47:46
Speaker
I suggest you do it. All of those will make your body look really good. Not that it matters, because you're beautiful just the way you are. Okay, I love you so much. This motherfucking thumbs up thing again, I'm going to lose my mind. If anyone knows how to turn that off, please let me know in the comments. Okay, with that, I'm done. I love you. Bye.