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Ep. 3 - Enough With the Easter Eggs
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It's only been two weeks since the election and I am already about to lose my entire fu*king mind. Between Trump's cabinet picks, Kamala's never ending Easter eggs, aliens being real, and Black Friday next week, I have fully reached capacity. If you are also on the goddamn motherf*king brink, join me in this week's episode so we can scream through the madness together. Book Recommendation: This Girl’s A Killer by Emma C. Wells
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Transcript
Introduction and Exhaustion
00:00:00
Speaker
How is it only been two weeks? How is it only been two weeks? Oh my god. How is it only been two weeks? I feel like this has been my whole life forever. I don't even know what day it is. Aliens are real. They appointed a guy with the Nazi tattoo who was a Fox News host to be the Secretary of Defense. You guys, everything is a lot.
00:00:20
Speaker
Everything is just a lot right now.
Controversial Political Appointments
00:00:22
Speaker
Welcome to another episode of the Choose Violence podcast, a podcast for feminine rage. I'm your host Ish Paul, and I am fucking exhausted. This is my third or fourth time trying to record this podcast and I am so drained from the events of this past week that I run out of the fuel and the capacity every single time.
00:00:43
Speaker
Holy fuck. Where do I begin? Where do I begin? Trump's insane cabinet picks. Kamala's never ending mother effing Easter eggs. The fact that for so long, everyone's been talking about how Kamala isn't qualified, which makes absolutely no fucking sense because one, she is to their guys fucking not.
00:01:05
Speaker
And then now we have the world's most unqualified group of gangsters and idiots and sexual offenders being nominated to the cabinet. I really i am starting to feel insane.
Astrology and Political Anxiety
00:01:20
Speaker
I'm on my period this week. Pluto just moved out of Capricorn and into Aquarius. If you know, you know, which has been very destabilizing and Mercury's going into retrograde next week. So everything's on fire. The world sucks. No one cares about your rights. Everyone hates you. And I'm fucking furious. Oh, there we go. There we found it. We found the rage. There we go.
00:01:41
Speaker
Okay, the Easter eggs. I keep wanting to talk about Kamala's Easter eggs and they make me so intellectually exhausted and pissed off that I just like run out of fuel instantaneously. Like i'm I am convinced at this point she is working on stuff behind the scenes so that gives me a little bit of hope. But it's just like,
00:01:58
Speaker
Bitch, tell me what the fuck's going on because now you're filling me with anxiety because I know you need money to do a recount. But the way you're asking for the money is through cryptic ass emails. And it's like, first of all, who's checking their emails right now? Personally, my email is so inundated with Black Friday emails in preparation of next week. I'm not seeing any fucking election contribution shit coming through. And it's also like, bitch, you lost and conceded and then ghosted everyone for the white last two weeks. Oh, my God.
00:02:26
Speaker
How has it only been two weeks? How has it only been two weeks? Oh my God. How has it only been two weeks? I feel like this has been my whole life forever. I feel like it's been forever, guys. It's been two weeks since they announced Trump won the election. I think that's math, right? 21 minus six. but it's Something like that. 22. It's a 22nd. I don't even know what day it is. Aliens are real.
00:02:48
Speaker
Like in the last week, Matt Gaetz was appointed and then rescinded his appointment to U.S. Attorney General, which makes no sense. They appointed a guy with the Nazi tattoo who was a Fox News host to be the secretary of defense. They went from Lauren Boebert, the lady who got fingerbanged at Beetlejuice and got kicked out for vaping,
00:03:08
Speaker
who got her GED d three months before she was elected to congressional office. They were going to make her secretary ah of education. And then everyone was like, JK, no, she's not. It's going to be Linda McMahon. I think her name is the wife of Ed McMahon, the guy who owns the WWE. And not only is that fucking insane and makes set no sense. Then I found out that she was involved in the ring boy scandal in like the late 90s or early 2000s, which basically she facilitated the abuse of a bunch of underage boys by like the WWE announcer for like years like
00:03:46
Speaker
like he would they would hire ring boys to like set up and break down and like help with whatever the fuck and they were always teenage boys and like two of the announcers would just like sexually abuse all of them in the fucking locker room like to the like one of the things specifically which i don't know why i'm telling you this but it haunts my dream so now it must haunt yours as well i'm so sorry suffer in solidarity but like he used to make teenage boys rub their feet on his dick And she covered that up. And like now they started another lawsuit about it. And I'm like, this just gets crazier and crazier and
Chaos as a Political Tactic?
00:04:22
Speaker
crazier and crazier. Like the more I dig, the more I'm just like, he is trying to exhaust us. Like this is a tactic, right? This is why at the end of every episode, if you guys ever make it that far, I don't know. I say take care of yourselves. Rest. Put away your phone.
00:04:36
Speaker
Which I don't do, but maybe we need to start doing. Like, because like this is a tactic to just exhaust us to the point of complete, not even complacency, not to maybe despair, just exhaust us so we can't fight back and eventually we just like given exhaust us to the point of submission. That's the word I'm looking for. Like,
00:04:56
Speaker
What the fuck oh and then oh and then it just keeps getting worse and that it's it's so upsetting like my Botox it shouldn't be done yet but like my face is already starting to move again because I'm constantly just like What the fuck this is my permanent face now and it's gonna cost me so much in Botox and my girl is pregnant and Unfortunately has baby brain fucked up my chin filler. I don't know if you can tell don't judge me getting chin filler I was born without one and I wanted to make one and then she made it all lumpy and and now because she has baby brain which I hate is a real thing but apparently women lose like a third of their gray matter and it gets replaced with white matter or the opposite so you can take better care of the baby and so it does make us not dumber but a little bit more like bloop bloop bloop and last time I went in for Botox she just started fucking putting it in random places like I've never put it around in my eyes she put it around my eyes now my cheeks are going weird when I smile and I don't know what's going on
00:05:43
Speaker
And then even after that, now she's going on maternity leave and I don't know who's going to do my Botox and I don't know who's going to fix this chin filler. I don't have the money for it. What is this random little point? You guys, everything is a lot. Everything is just a lot right now. Everything is so much. And then I was like Googling, a.k.a. chat, GBT before this episode to find out more about Trump's cabinet picks to be like, what the fuck is going on? Because I was going to go on this whole tirade of like, oh, they said Kamala wasn't qualified. Let's go through one by one to show how unqualified all these people are. And my brain broke. It my brain shattered.
00:06:21
Speaker
My brain is no more, it is goo. my brain My brain is a puddle of goo after looking into not only how unqualified they are, not only all the scandals they've been caught up with, but the number of them involved in sexual assault allegations in one way or another like Matt Gaetz stepped down from his appointment to attorney general because because either the New York Times leaked his Venmo transaction history where he paid 10 grand to two girls over a few years to like attend sex parties and do drugs with him which I mean I don't know if that's because that's sex trafficking or because he got exposed for being a cheap bitch for paying two girls five thousand dollars each over several years because he couldn't find anybody wanting to fuck him or do drugs and party with him like sorry
00:07:07
Speaker
Most of the time, all you need to get a teenage girl to come to a party is drugs. Bad take, but true. Normally, if I was in college, someone's like, we have really good drugs. I'd be like, I'll come. Wouldn't fuck anybody because I was a virgin until I was a million years old. But anyways, and then a bunch of hackers got a bunch of evidence from the court system. And we're going to leak that. And the thing that put him over the edge was like, hey, we just got evidence that there was a second 17 year old that ah provided testimony to the House Ethics Committee. And he was like, 45 minutes later, he dropped out.
00:07:35
Speaker
45 minutes later, he dropped out. And then now they just released ah the police report for sexual assault allegations against Pete Hegcess, who apparently like, I mean, really trigger warning if you go read it, but like,
00:07:52
Speaker
fucked up, fucked up police report. And like, you know, if like she went to the hospital and they called the police and then the police filed a police report, do you know how fucked up a situation has to be for a girl to be assaulted? And the police are like, we need to do something about this. It It wasn't good. He like drugged her and like prevented her from like leaving the room
Justice and Allegations
00:08:13
Speaker
and like stole her phone. And he's like, I was, I was cleared of all charges. And it's like,
00:08:17
Speaker
Okay, so it was Brock Turner. That doesn't mean you're a good guy. And so that's happening. There's the fucking McMahon lady that's happening. And the craziest part is this the the it seems like they're not going to do recess appointments, which if you don't know what that is.
00:08:34
Speaker
basically if the Senate goes on like a vacation as a group as a collective for more than 10 days and the president can basically stick whoever he wants into these cabinet appointments without any congressional approval because normally they have to go through hearings just like you see the confirmation hearings for the Supreme Court. Trump is trying to bypass that because he's picking legitimate psychos to be his cabinet appointees to just flex on everyone and be like, oh, I can do literally whatever the fuck I want. So it doesn't look like that's gonna happen. So we are gonna have confirmation hearings and the confirmation hearings are going to be such a goddamn motherfucking circus. And they're going to be so focused on trying to take out these big psychos that the little psychos are probably still going to slip in.
00:09:12
Speaker
Case in point, Kristi Noem, who they want to make head of the Department of Homeland Security, which is like one of the most important departments in our entire government, if you don't know. And she's like a governor or senator from fucking North Dakota, that has a population of five people who deployed their National Guard to the Mexican border on the other side of the country to like, impress Trump.
00:09:37
Speaker
And then there was a huge natural disaster in the area and like the five people lived in North Dakota all died because their National Guard was somewhere else. Okay, that's not even the crazy part. This lady will probably slip into the cabinet because what she did was remarkably normal compared to the rest of these psychos.
00:09:55
Speaker
This is the craziest story I've ever told out loud. It's crazier than the other things I've had, which just says so much. Kristi Noem killed her dog. I'm just going to say it up front. Kristi Noem shot a puppy and a goat in the same fucking day. Okay. She had a 14 month old puppy when she took bezet hunting with her older dogs so it would learn how to behave. And she said, and I quote,
00:10:15
Speaker
This is from her book. She wrote about this in her book. This isn't something that anyone covered. She wrote about it in her book to show the United to show the American people that she doesn't mind getting her hands dirty. She said that she wanted to take the dog out with the older dog so she could train him to go pheasant hunting, whatever. Who gets a puppy just for that? I don't know. But anyways.
00:10:34
Speaker
So she took this puppy out pheasant hunting and said that cricket went out of her mind with excitement chasing all those birds and having the time of her life. So she shot her. She shot the puppy for being a puppy. Apparently it also ate some of her neighbor's chickens, which like, I don't know, train your dog. I don't know, how about train your dog instead of taking it out with your other dogs hunting and be like, this will work.
00:11:01
Speaker
So killed a couple chickens, um but basically she said it was untrainable and she never liked the dog anyways and that it was a menace. So she took it to a gravel pit on her property and then shot it dead.
00:11:14
Speaker
And then her kids came home from school and they're like, where's cricket? And she was like, Mom killed. Mommy killed cricket. Cricket's dead. And then later that day, she was like, you know what? I'm feeling murderous. So there was an uncasterated goat on her property because I guess she owns a farm because it's fucking North Dakota. And what else are you going to do there? No offense. Anyone from North Dakota. But like, if you're listening to this podcast, you're from North Dakota, you fucking get it. And you're not going to judge me for saying that.
00:11:38
Speaker
So there was a a goat, oh my god, I'm just gonna get the quote for this one too. She said she also killed a male goat that was nasty and mean and smelled disgusting and musty and rancid and loved to chase her and her children, knocking down her children and ruining their clothes. So she also killed the goat in the gravel pit, although apparently it took two shots. I'm sorry, how the fuck do you expect a goat to smell?
00:12:09
Speaker
I'm sorry, whose responsibility was it to castrate that goat? I'm sorry, it took two shots. She killed a puppy for being a puppy, for being excited and having the best day of her life.
00:12:23
Speaker
having the time of her life chasing the birds, killed that puppy and then was like, you know what, that felt good. Let me go grab that goat that kind of pisses me off and gets my kids clothes dirty and smells bad. um And it's kind of a menace because I never castrate, never got took it to the vet to get it castrated. Let me take that goat and also kill it. And then it she dragged it to a gravel pit.
00:12:45
Speaker
shot it once, it didn't die, so that then she went to her car to grab another shotgun shell and shot it again. And then she noticed that there were construction workers who were watching her that just saw her kill both animals and she felt really embarrassed and their kids came home from school.
00:13:05
Speaker
And because there are no criminal allegations against her, and because that's not technically a crime, or maybe it is, I don't know, But because she's less fucking insane than all the other cabinet nominees, she will probably get it. The the lady who's going to be running the Department of Homeland Security is not only wildly unqualified. Like literally left her people unguarded during a natural disaster and had no COVID mandates in the entire state for all of COVID because she believed in her immunity. um Literally doesn't care about the safety of the five people in North Dakota and is now in charge of caring about the 330 million people in the United States safety. Not only is she wildly unqualified, she's a murderous sociopath.
00:13:55
Speaker
who killed a puppy and a goat in the same five hour period, probably less with a shotgun.
00:14:07
Speaker
Can you imagine, I know I'm really going on on this, but can you imagine you take your kid's puppy, 14 months old? Name cricket. What if sweet fucking name for a dog and you take it out hunting just on a school day, you go out pheasant hunting to go kill other shit. Then you get mad because your puppy was having so much fun that it ruined your pheasant hunt and didn't let you kill pheasants. So then you killed that dog. And then because you didn't get your murderous rage out on the pheasants because of the dog you just killed, you kill another goat.
00:14:45
Speaker
What the fuck are you talking about? And again, this isn't something that someone like uncovered in doing research on her or something that her neighbor said, and we're like, you wouldn't believe this about Kristi Noem. She wrote about this in her book.
00:15:05
Speaker
proudly because she said, and I quote, she said she told the story about cricket in her book to show that in politics and life, she was willing to do what was difficult and messy and ugly if it was necessary. I'm sorry, but my takeaway was if you piss off Kristi Noem and stop her from killing other stuff, she will kill you.
00:15:28
Speaker
Like I think what happened is she didn't get to kill the pheasants on the hunting trip and then she saw her dog get to kill a couple chickens and she got jealous so she killed that fucking dog and then killed another goat to get out her murderous rage.
00:15:40
Speaker
That's my take anyway. So anyways, that fucking psycho is probably gonna be the head of Homeland Security. So we're fucked. um we're fucked wow i just thought about kamala's easter eggs again and i was like should we get into that because the girly pops are gonna be curious and i was immediately exhausted because i'm fed up i'm done with kamala i'm done with her not that i'm i'm done having hope not that i'm done supporting her but like i'm done with her fuck shit and bullshit because it makes absolutely no sense if you're doing something and you want to do it quietly, do it quietly. Don't make us feel insane. Don't have us hold on to hope in the most psychotic way. Don't put random bold numbers in your emails for fundraising for a thing that we still don't know what it is.
00:16:24
Speaker
and you're flooding our fucking email inboxes with it, asking for money the week before Black Friday when our budgets are already tight. Literally rent is due in two weeks and Black Friday is next week and Thanksgiving and people are booking flights home to see their families that they're already going to fight with and you want us to give you money for some mystery cause that we don't know what the fuck it is. First of all, hold your horses. No. Absolutely not.
00:16:49
Speaker
Then she puts in the subject line of this email, just these random numbers in bold. I think it was like 239 or 263 or something like that. And then some fucking psycho who is clearly a Swifty, God bless you, was like, oh, let me check her book and then check her book. And it's like several pages on election interference and how it keeps her up at night.
00:17:10
Speaker
And then she did this whole thing with like four sentences where she said like, we've appreciated your support so far, but we just need four more sentences. And then she sent another email where the subject line was just four sentences. And then that day she posted an Instagram post where the caption was four sentences, like it's supposed to mean something. And then I just saw this TikTok of a girl who like her, she was talking to her husband about it. And he's like not a conspiracy theory person and not on like, which talk and astrology girly talk and like conspiracy Kamala, please save us and give us hope talk.
00:17:39
Speaker
And he was like, Oh, your Miranda rights. She's referring to the four sentences that are your Miranda rights. And I'm like, Who the fuck is supposed to put all this together? First of all, second of all, why? Why are you doing this to us? You're making us feel fucking insane. You're making us feel insane. And it's like, we get it. You have a Gen Z PR team. We get it. We saw your TikTok during the campaign. um But here's the thing. Taylor Swift can get our money for her concerts and album drops by doing Easter eggs because she uses that to build anticipation. And then she gives us a product that we give her money for.
00:18:17
Speaker
You are asking for our money by tricking us and making us confused and stressed out and anxious um and giving us hope, but we have no idea when we're going to find out the payoff. And so we're not going to give you money yet because you've not released a product other than anxiety.
00:18:34
Speaker
Okay, Kamala, if you're listening to this, get it together, quit it with the Easter eggs, or tell us what the fuck is going on. Because here's the thing, everyone's like, she's moving in silence, she's moving in silence, they need to collect all the evidence. Now everyone's like, she's in Hawaii. Do you know what's in Hawaii? The and NSA headquarters, the Department of Homeland Security headquarters, which why the fuck are those in Hawaii?
00:18:53
Speaker
First of all, shouldn't all of that be in DC? Or are they putting it somewhere else? so it's safe I don't know. I haven't independently fact checked that I just saw a screenshot of a Google search on TikTok. I'm not going to act like I fucking have sources on that because I'm exhausted. And I don't care anymore. I've reached my brink. I am at full capacity. I can't do it anymore. I'm tired. But like now there's the whole conspiracy of like what she doing in Hawaii. Bitch, how do you know she's in Hawaii?
00:19:17
Speaker
Do you have TMZ and the paparazzi following her? Why the fuck do you know she's who's who's saying she's in Hawaii? Who who knows if she's in Hawaii who like who like I feel like a little owl like the little tootsie pop like who one two three Anyways. Anyone remember those Tootsie Pop commercials? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? We did that in a science experiment in elementary school. It took me 326 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. And now that I'm an adult, I'm like, oh, was that a sexual harassment? I don't know. Our teacher was a very nice old lady. So I'm going to say no, but it was a weird science experiment to be doing in the third or fourth grade.
00:19:52
Speaker
Just saying. um But if she is really moving in silence and collecting all this evidence because they need an airtight case to blah, blah, blah, whatever the fuck. And yes, it's only been two weeks, which for a federal investigation, that's very, very fast. Federal investigations take years and they don't really act until they have all of their shit. I get it. I i was a white collar criminal attorney. I understand.
00:20:13
Speaker
And, you know, thank God we're going through the and NSA and the Department of Homeland Security because the DOJ is a fucking mess and they're a bunch of lazy bitches as is the SEC, fuck both of them. That was like a real life shattering dream moment when I went up against the SEC and the DOJ and I was like, you guys are just useless dicks and you're so lazy.
00:20:30
Speaker
like we will but put a pin in that and then why James Comey hates women and we will come back to the fact that the DOJ is a bunch of lazy bitches as is the SEC as evidenced by the Martha Stewart documentary if anyone was wondering why she went away for false statement we'll get into that and I did call it halfway through the documentary um and then minutes later they were like yes it was for false statement we'll get into that but I'm glad we're doing it with the NSA that seems good I get it but if you are moving in silence Then move in silence. Let us grieve. Let us move on. Let us have peace. Get rid of this anxiety and let us live our lives. Rather than dangling this hope and mystery in front of us, making us speak in code on TikTok like lunatics, trying to exchange hope with one another.
00:21:25
Speaker
Just stop. You can just let us grieve and then we'll be in despair and we'll have accepted this dim dark reality because you're not getting fundraising money right now. No one's giving you money because we're all fucking pissed off because we're like what the fuck is going on? What is this money for?
00:21:40
Speaker
So, and also bitch, you could read the money in one day if you literally went on tiktok once you're ready to reveal this investigation to a recount, you would raise the money in one day. So fucking relax. Like literally one day is all it would take for you to raise $150 million. Facts would put money down on that more money than I'm willing to donate right now. But it's like You're not getting anything by toying with us like this. Just let us grieve. Let us live. Let us take care of ourselves and deal with all the fuckery going on on the internet and in the stars right now. And with Trump, because Trump is not even president yet. And it's fucking more exhausting than when he was in office the first time. And he hasn't even started tweeting. As far as I'm aware, thank God we're all moving to blue sky social. Not that I was on Twitter in the first place, but I digress. But it's just like, if you're going to move in silence, fucking move in silence, stop torturing us.
00:22:30
Speaker
Stop. It's not fun. It's not cool.
Aliens in a Political Storm
00:22:33
Speaker
It's not funny. I know I talked about this last time, but it's still pissing me off. It's still pissing me off because it's just like, what are you doing other than making us look fucking crazy? Because she's not giving me hope right now. I'm exhausted. I found out aliens were real last week and that was not the biggest piece of news in my week.
00:22:54
Speaker
I forgot. I was preparing for this episode and talking about all the crazy shit that's going on. And I made it like two pages in before even remembered aliens are real. Because who cares? Because apparently they didn't been here. They've been here and they didn't do shit. So what the fuck do I care about aliens now? Oh, they stopped us from nuking each other. Congratulations.
00:23:18
Speaker
So did the principle of mutually assured destruction. You guys did so much. Sorry, aliens, not to be mean, but like we had a lot of faith in you guys and you have sadly let us down. I hate to say it, but we really, we really thought the aliens were going to do something. Really thought shit was going to change when the aliens came around. And now I just think Donald Trump's the Antichrist and it's the end of times. So things are going great. And I just like I need Kamala to take it easy on me.
00:23:46
Speaker
It's like, if you're gonna give us a clue, give us a more direct clue. Granted, if these are valid Easter eggs, they're really clever. I will give you credit for that, but guess what? We're not getting points for clever right now, okay? If the four sentences is the Miranda rights, sick. If that was a reference to her book, dope. Apparently, she was also sending different numbers to different people that reference different things, and it's just like, why are you doing this to us? Why are you doing this to us? What did we ever do wrong to you?
00:24:16
Speaker
This is only, it's like I know a lot of white women didn't vote for her, but this is like, I'm talking about the women who did vote for her. We ride and it, we ride it and died it for you. We rode and doed. And here you are just toying with our emotions. Somebody, somebody in my TikTok comments was like, she just posted a video of her hair in a bun playing with her nieces. And it's like, we don't give a fuck about your nieces, Kamala, i get it together and save America. And I'm like, yeah.
00:24:42
Speaker
You know what pisses me off? Like we found out about the aliens and everyone's like the government's trying to distract us or like the Senate's like we just want the American people to know and like they're stepping up against recess appointments and it's like oh my god our representatives are doing something that matters to us or like that protects us and then you know they really push for the Matt Gaetz report to come out and we're like oh my god the Senate's doing something. No they're not.
00:25:06
Speaker
It's not for
Political Systems and Failures
00:25:07
Speaker
us. If you look at the thread between all of those things, it's that something somebody was trying to take something from the Senate. Like the Senate found out that the Pentagon was keeping information from them and they're like, bitch, you're going to tell us. They found out that the House as a committee was like keeping a report for them and they wanted the juicy teeth. They're like, fucking give it to us.
00:25:25
Speaker
they found out that Donald Trump wanted to take their appointment power which is like their one big flex for the year or for like for the presidency and they were like fuck you we're not doing it and I'm just like they don't give a fuck about us it's just about their power which maybe that's the way to manipulate the Senate into doing whatever he wanted like I know that's supposed to theoretically be done in a representative democracy through our votes is like our vote is like a threat to their power that will keep them in line but clearly that's not it but maybe we just need to like start pointing out like on a big level like all of the ways Trump is gonna cuck them and how it's really embarrassing for them and maybe that'll get them to act up because they seem to have nothing going for them but pride and vanity um and a sick desire for power and money so maybe like that's what we need to play to speaking of which Trumpers what are we gonna do about them last time I talked about how like I'm really struggling with how to deal with Trumpers because people move towards where the love is etc etc but I don't want them on my team at the moment because I'm mad rightfully so we have every right to be angry right now and I thought about it and right now we're all getting really divisive and we're like getting mad at the trumpers blah blah blah blah which like is valid because this is a matter of moral principle but also if you look at the literacy literacy rates in America
00:26:36
Speaker
They can't read a lot of the critical articles that are written at like, you know, a very high level. So it's not their fault that they're just digesting the information given to them. And if you think about the idea of like being a li like functionally illiterate, having a third grade reading level as an adult, that's really embarrassing, really difficult to your ego. You're probably not going to remediate that. And you're just gonna believe what people tell you. That's fair. If you have a limited capacity for reading, you also probably have a limited capacity for critical thinking. So we should have grace for those people because it's not their fault. Like they're not just like inherently dumb, like they're born idiots. Their education system failed them. And it was by design, you know, like they defunded education in those states to make them less educated to make them less good at critical thinking and indoctrinating them with religion.
00:27:20
Speaker
particularly with certain denominations of Christianity and Catholicism. I guess there's not domination of Catholicism, but you know what I mean, especially with Catholicism and different denominations of Christianity that don't encourage reading the religious text. So you're just told to like, listen to what you're told and not question things like all of this indoctrination is to concentrate power with yeah whoever wants the power. Okay, so we should have grace for those people for being quote unquote dumb. We don't do it right now. We don't do it right now. Right now we can just be pissed off. How many are my nails dirty? I can't tell. I think it's just my nails growing out. Excuse me. Don't know why I just showed you that it was really embarrassing for no reason. But we should have some grace for those people. We should have empathy for those people. We don't have to welcome them in right now. We need to look out for our own and take care of ourselves. However,
00:28:04
Speaker
Maybe we should chill on the vilifying them because that's just pushing them further to the right. What we should do instead is cause violence in a different way. As girlypops we are going to engage in our first psyops which is rather than putting down the right we're gonna rip them apart. We are gonna get them to fight with each other. I don't know how yet. I will brainstorm and I will get back to you. The first one I have is that we make fake Republican profiles on social media and then we go to Republican posts and we only follow Republican accounts and it emotionally will be very difficult so we should only do this one hour a day but we just like post questions like if they're talking about Matt Gaetz it's like
00:28:43
Speaker
You know, they're like, oh, he stepped down. This is bad. Or like, they won't confirm Linda McMahon. This is bad. And you just ask questions like, wait, I thought we were the party that protected the children. Didn't they hurt children? I'm confused. And then engage in dialect that way. Like, do the dumb girl thing. Like, you know, when you want a boy to just do everything for you and tell you to just act like you're dumb and you don't know, or you want to get in an argument, you want them to make something their idea. So you just ask questions like, I'm just a dumb girl. I thought we were for the children.
00:29:12
Speaker
And they'll be like, yeah, but she did this. And they'll be like, but didn't she help that one guy molest all those boys? I thought that's what we were accusing the Democrats of. And then they'll be like, whoa. Critical thinking? I don't know. And you're just like, you're not fighting with them. You're just like, I'm a dumb girl. And if they come at you, be like, hey, I'm sorry, man. I didn't mean to upset you. I'm just genuinely confused. I was hoping you could help me out. And if we do that enough,
00:29:39
Speaker
Maybe enough people will engage in intellectual discourse with someone that they think is on their side. And then anyone who disagrees with them, they'll fight with each other. And then we can change their minds from the inside. And so, yes, that's not tearing them apart yet, but it is tearing them away from their false idols.
00:30:00
Speaker
And then in terms of getting them to fight, ah I don't know, maybe we pose our boys as boys and just start saying means. and No, see, I don't like that. I was going to say we pose as Republican boys and just say, me you know, because they don't need real profiles. They all have zero videos and not a real picture and just follow a thousand accounts. So it would be so easy to make those big profiles and they're all private.
00:30:19
Speaker
and no one would suspect and I was saying you could comment on girls pictures and say mean like Republican girls and just make them hate Republican men by saying mean stuff but we don't do mean stuff to girls even when we want to we don't do that not here even the girls who we think quote-unquote deserve it we are not mean to them because we're nice to the girls if you want to be that's your call I don't condone it but you can do whatever you want because I still believe in your autonomy and control over your own body and life so do whatever you
Psychological Tactics in Politics
00:30:48
Speaker
want. I like my first idea of like asking them critical questions but in a way that was just like I'm just a girl I'm so dumb. Can you explain this to me like how we were the party for the children but we're putting in so many people who assault minors or facilitate it into Trump's cabinet?
00:31:04
Speaker
You know, I think that would be really good. But if you guys can brainstorm a sign up of how to turn the Republican men against each other, because there are distinct camps, right? Like the Red Pill men, the Inzel men, there's some overlap. But Red Pill men are mostly like workout guys who listen to Joe Rogan. Inzel men are like, you know, inzel men. um And then there's just like the straight up racist. And then there's like the deal men who are really anti trans and really homophobic because they think they're going to try to fuck them. You know, there are enough.
00:31:34
Speaker
distinct groups that I think we could cause them to faction off and fight with each other and rip apart the Republican Party from the inside out. Now, do I know how to do that yet? No. Am I asking you guys to help me? Yes. Do you guys want to brainstorm in the comments? Hopefully. um and think I think that would be really, really helpful. Perhaps I can put together a guide, a compendium of ideas, if you will. And I think that would be really beneficial to too all of us.
00:32:05
Speaker
What do you think? What are your thoughts? Let me know. Okay. What was the thing I said I was going to come back to? Oh, how the SEC and the DOJ are a bunch of bitches. Okay, so did you guys watch the Martha Stewart documentary? If you haven't, pause this, go watch that, come back or don't come back. Honestly, you might get distracted. And that's okay. And I still love you. And I appreciate you for joining us for even part of this. That's so fine. Like and subscribe. Tell your friends.
00:32:31
Speaker
Sorry, I think ah plugs are so cringe. Anyways, um, probably will have to get over that if I want to build a business someday, but not today. I'm just here for the girly pops. Okay, so we all know Martha Stewart went to prison for insider trading, but no, she didn't. That was the charge.
00:32:50
Speaker
then they decided they didn't have enough evidence for that which is something that the DOJ and the SEC often do. They just care about grabbing sexy headlines so they find something very politically charged or that the society or like that the culture would be interested in. They file some very scathing allegations that literally they call it sexy. They pull things that look sexy in the headlines and they will bring the charge regardless of if they have enough evidence and nine times out of ten they will use a statute called 1001.
00:33:20
Speaker
which is false statement. It is a crime to submit a false statement either verbally or in writing to a federal agent. So what they will do is they will interview you 1050 times in confusing ways. And they will catch you in what they believe to be a lie.
00:33:40
Speaker
And even if you didn't commit the crime, they already got the sexy headline. So now they need to put you away for something like Martin Stewart went away for insider trading when really, she just told a lie. And really, it wasn't even a lie. It was a misleading statement. And then they bullied her, like lifelong friend into turning on Martha and saying like, that bitch lied. That's literally why Martha Stewart went to jail. That's why she was banned from being CEO from her companies for five years. That's why she had to build back better.
00:34:09
Speaker
her whole career because James Comey, who was the U.S. attorney who prosecuted her, hates women because he saw a powerful woman, the first female self-made billionaire, and was like, fuck her. We are going to take her down because fuck her.
00:34:26
Speaker
Because fuck her, literally that was it. um And I think the amount of money that was like at stake in the insider trading thing, even if she did, it was like $46,000, which if you know anything about the SEC, that's chump change, literally chump change. And they were like, let's just get her. And then they couldn't get her on that. So they were like, um false statement, which I had a client who they got him on false statement or tried to I did leave the firm before that case was resolved, so who knows. But basically, he like didn't speak English, had a third grade reading level. And I can't say too many detail details, you might be able to figure out who it is. He was like a fairly famous person. And he was in an interview and they set a question confusing and he answered one way. And then later on in the interview, he tried to clarify. And they said because he had to clarify, he was correcting something, which means he lied earlier.
00:35:15
Speaker
and they tried to send him to jail for that. um So the SEC and the DOJ are fucking jokes, which is why it kind of makes sense that Matt Gaetz would be in charge of it because they're a bunch of fucking clowns.
00:35:27
Speaker
Sorry government, if you're listening, please don't arrest me. I love you, but your US attorneys have gotten a little bit lazy. I respect you as an institution. I'm a big fan of our, the American legal system. And I just think that, sorry, it's hard to say with a straight face. um I'm a big fan of the institutions of this country. That is true. Major supporter, huge, actual patriot, not somebody who says they're a patriot and then tries to overthrow the government, actually love America um at its core, because thank God I'm not an India anymore, because life there would be way worse.
00:35:57
Speaker
um ah But your U.S. attorneys have gotten pretty lazy, so let's work on that. Anyways, but James Comey hating women, so he went after Martha Stewart because she was a powerful woman. Shocker, an insecure medium ugly man, was upset that there was a powerful woman.
00:36:15
Speaker
who didn't need no man, who was thriving. And he was like, let's take this bitch down. Now, James Comey, that name might sound familiar to you. That is the guy who opened up the whole Hillary Clinton emails case a couple weeks before the election and likely changed the course of American history because he didn't want Hillary Clinton to be president, which ultimately in that case, they found no evidence of the stuff that they accused her of, but then it became a runaway narrative and it didn't really matter. And it probably cost her the election.
00:36:43
Speaker
and is why we're still dealing with Donald Trump eight years later um because he hates women. He just makes baseless accusations against them, slanders them, ruins their career to all of our detriment. So, all like you James Comey, I'm also convinced we timeline jumped because I am convinced that James Comey was not his name.
Personal Experiences of Surrealism
00:37:05
Speaker
When I first heard it, I was like, oh, is that Comey's brother?
00:37:08
Speaker
I can't remember what I think Komi's name is. I feel like it started with an S, but I can't think of a name, but I'm like, I was on another timeline where this Komi guy looked different and had a different name. So I don't know if you guys are on TikTok and you saw my Manscaped debacle, um but I'm convinced I'm losing my mind. I've owned a Manscaped for like three years. Manscaped what I thought was a 3.0. My email says it's a 3.0. Now I'm seeing it looks like the 4.0. That's confusing.
00:37:32
Speaker
And I've convinced it had a charging port on it for years. Sorry if this is boring, you can fast forward two minutes. I'll have chapters. Don't have to end the episode, but just skip ahead. I just have to say this because I feel like I'm losing my mind. It had a charging dock and a USB-C charging port. It was dead one day. I went to go charge it like anything normal, grabbed my USB-C cord, went to plug it in. There's no USB-C port.
00:37:56
Speaker
There's not and I know that there was because I don't even know where the motherfucking charging dock is because why would I use a charging dock? I am so lazy and unorganized as a general principle, especially in the wintertime. I would have lost it. I don't know the last time I saw that thing and I know I've used it. So anyways and my friend was like well maybe someone switched it out and I'm like no I don't I live with my parents and my parents are fancy and aren't gonna use a motherfucking manscape that they got with a coupon code from a fucking podcast to like shave their face like that's not a thing it's mine I'm the only one who has it my ex-boyfriend people were like well maybe this is the revenge series your ex-boyfriend fucking did something and I'm like
00:38:37
Speaker
you mean the one who I moved towns to get away from who doesn't know that I'm living with my parents or even though my parents address you're telling me he tracked out my address broke into my parents house which by the way there's always someone home pretty much and then he ahead of time knew what manscape brand I used even though we always went to his house and he never came to my apartment because he was a dick and thought my apartment wasn't nice enough why did I date him I don't know and so he knew what manscaped I used and then bought a different one and switched them out but also made the new one look kind of used and old just to mess with me and then got out of my house undetected are you and touch nothing else I grew fucking insane and people were trying to come up with all sort of rationalizations because it doesn't make sense
00:39:24
Speaker
that like, like timeline jumping sounds insane. I don't think that's real. But I don't have another explanation. So it's either but that it had a charging port and no longer does or equally troubling. I fabricated three years worth of memories of using this manscaped with a USB C charger. And none of that ever existed or happened.
00:39:47
Speaker
Which, by the way, if that's the case, wouldn't I have the charging dock somewhere? I don't know where the fuck that is. I think I threw it away. I feel insane because I either fabricated this very minute memory to the point where it was muscle memory, like the thing died while I was using it to trim my bush, which is another tragedy of all of this that I have not discussed enough because it feels a little TMI, but I was halfway done and it died and it is still dead and I have yet to buy a new one. Luckily, I'm not dating right now.
00:40:14
Speaker
But for my own sake, it's a little bit unsettling what things look like down there right now. So I don't love that for me. It's like a little bit frustrating. But anyways, it died in the middle of me using it and I immediately went to go charge it, as I would normally do. Was complete muscle memory and I went to charge it and it wasn't there. So I fabricated a memory of something so minor and ingrained it so deeply that going to charge it that way, which apparently I had never done before because it was never a thing, was a reflex.
00:40:43
Speaker
Do you understand how that's somehow more insane than jumping timelines? Like that means I'm mentally ill in a brand that I didn't know I was, because I know I'm mentally ill, just didn't think I had dementia. Do I have early onset dementia? Is this what happens? And then some girls in my TikTok comments were like, oh, this happens more and more as you get older. And I'm like, is that dementia? Or are you just saying as feminine magic gets stronger, we're jumping timelines? What does that mean? And I really needed this video to go viral, not for life posterity.
00:41:13
Speaker
but so someone could tell me what was going on and it did really terribly on TikTok and ultimately I deleted it because I also looked really ugly in it because for some reason I didn't record it on Instagram with the filter that I like that normally makes me look pretty and so I took it down and I got no answers and I feel insane and that's today. Do you think the aliens did it? Maybe there's a third option. Maybe I didn't jump timelines and maybe I don't have dementia. Maybe the aliens did it to like let me know that they're here.
00:41:40
Speaker
or to make me stop talking shit because I have been calling them assholes because all that they've been doing in the time that they've been here with technology more advanced than any of us can ever comprehend is fucking with military aircraft, which like who does that? But like boys, dickhead boys. um So maybe they were punishing me for that. I don't know. So anyway, thank you. If you listen for putting up with that and tolerating me through that, if you have any ideas what happened on landscape, let me know. And for those of you who skipped ahead in the chapters,
00:42:08
Speaker
Thanks for sticking around. Thanks for jumping ahead instead of just bailing on me. I appreciate that. um I just really needed to get that off my chest because I feel motherfucking insane. Okay. Oh, one last thing. Before we wrap up today today's episode, I have one piece of really great news that I think is going to be you guys really happy. Hold on just one sec.
Recommendations and Final Thoughts
00:42:27
Speaker
So I just started reading a new book.
00:42:30
Speaker
And I think you're really going to like it. Before you start saying Ish Paul, I'm an illiterate bitch. I can't read. I've never read a book in my life or it's been many, many years. Relax. That's probably because you've been reading boring as shit books that are hard to read for no fucking reason. And this is not that. Okay. It is a.
00:42:47
Speaker
revenge series. Okay, get excited. I actually don't know if it's a series, it might just be one singular book, but bear with me. I don't have a promo code. I make no money off of this. I just think it's a great recommendation. So it's called This Girl's a Killer. It's about this girl named Cordelia Black.
00:43:02
Speaker
don't love the name Cordelia, but Cordelia Black definitely has a ring to it. And she's like this fabulous, high fashion girlie. And she's like a total girl's girl and is a ride or die for her best friend and her best friend's daughter who's like the light of her life. She's the best auntie in the world. And in her free time, she tracks down bad men, typically sexual predators, drugs their drinks, kidnaps them, ties them up in her storage space, tortures them and then kills them.
00:43:29
Speaker
And I think that is pretty fucking fantastic in today's political climate. It's a book by a girl's girl for a girl's girl. And I'm just going to read you a couple of like the little quotes on the book um to give you an idea of the vibe. Cordelia Black is the ultimate girl's girl. And as far as I'm concerned, she's never done anything wrong ever in her whole life. All hail the new queen of the good for her genre, which I didn't know that the genre i'm ah officially after I read this book, looking that up and only reading the good for her genre for literally the rest of my life.
00:43:57
Speaker
Ooh, should we start a book club called Good For Her? And like every week we all read a chapter and then I talk about the chapter in the video and then you guys comment down below. We like get into a little dish sesh or we could do like a Patreon for like one or two dollars a month so we can keep the boys out behind a paywall. We could have a big Zoom chat where we each read a chapter a week, maybe every other week because life is hard. And then we could all dish about the book. Who's interested?
00:44:24
Speaker
Let me know. um And then the other quote is utterly obsessed and ready to support all of Cordelia's wrongs. That one's not as good. But basically, it's one of those things where it's like, yeah, she did fucked up shit and she should have done all of it and maybe even probably more. And I love her. So even though the world on fire and everything's hellish, this book is great. It's such an easy read. The font is big.
00:44:47
Speaker
the fon is The font is pretty big. Good line spacing, easy read, page turner, and it's not too complicated, so you can like put it put it down and pick it up seven days later and you still know what's going on. Highly recommend. You can also probably, I would guess, get it on Libby. Maybe if it is at your local library, that's a free place to get it. So that is my book recommendation for the week. That is the episode. As always, take care of yourselves. These are difficult times. You need to rest, take showers,
00:45:16
Speaker
Take walks outside with a friend where you can scream. Take long showers where you can cry and no one can see you. Rest. Take naps. Go to bed on time. Put your phone away, which I'm really bad at. But I am noticing how much it's draining my energy. So try to get off your phone. Do a face mask. Get your nails done. Eat some food.
00:45:38
Speaker
You know, have some pasta, get some ice cream, have some salt and straw, get yourself a double scoop. It's been a hard week and you deserve it. And yeah, because we have a long fight ahead of us. No matter how things turn out, no matter what the fuck Kamala is up to, there's there is a battle ahead. And even if Kamala does come back and take this, there is a lot in our society that we have to reckon with. And we need to be able to do that work on the ground because no one's gonna do it for us.
00:46:05
Speaker
And we can't do that if we haven't felt our feelings and purged them and moved through them and dealt with them and healed from them and if we aren't well rested. So take care of yourselves. I love you and I'll see you next week.