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Ep. 1: Watch Me While I Google
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Welcome! In today's episode, the ADHD is ADHD-ing. We revisit the fever dream that was OG YouTube from Mr. Hands and Two Girls One Cup to Shoes, Charlie Bit My Finger, and Unforgivable and somehow end up in the bowels of ASMR-Tube. It's weird, it's fun, and it's very chaotic. Hope you love it! Kk love you byeee! :)
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Podcast Name Mix-up & Evolution
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This is ADHD at its finest. And I just want to give a quick disclaimer before we get started. At the beginning of this episode, you will hear me say this podcast is called Overexplaining as a Trauma Response. You are listening to the right show. That was not a mistake. um It was the result of a lot of confusion. Hello. Thank you. This podcast took a lot of shapes during this episode before it found its final form. And while some might say that's chaotic and unorganized, I like to say that I give y'all the opportunity to see and sign the bind of a creative and watch the whole process happen. You get to see the birth of a podcast before your very eyes and ears. So you're so welcome. Thank you so much for tuning in. I love you so much. um And I hope you enjoyed this episode.
00:00:46
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Side note, if your attention span is short, the first 10-ish minutes, you could really skim, scrub, skip along through. um The first chunk is me kind of finding my sea legs and explaining a little bit about who I am. We don't know that anyone's going to care about that. So if you want to get to the meat of the episode and see where the real chaos lies, I'd say jump in about minute 12, 13, and then it's going to be a fun ride from there. OK, KK, love you. Bye. Have fun. Three, two, one. We're doing it.
Overexplaining: A Trauma Response?
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We're here. We're live. I guess not live. We're just recording, but same, same, same, same. um but Welcome to Overexplaining as a Trauma Response, which is a fun fact if you didn't know it. um Why is it called that? Because that is my tagline in life. Almost any time I say anything, I feel the need to aggressively overexplain myself, usually talking very, very, very quickly, as I am right now.
00:01:43
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Am I sweating? Maybe. Is my heart racing? Yeah. Is this how I feel anytime I talk about anything? Pretty much. So, why not make a podcast about it? Because I can't be the only one. Now, this podcast is not just about um my trauma or trauma responses. That would be exhausting. Hard pass. No, thank you. It's just um my thoughts.
Career Choices & Parental Pressure
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I am a lawyer who hopefully, as of next week, will no longer be a lawyer. I'm trying to quit. And the hard part of that isn't quitting. I don't like being a lawyer. I don't care for it. I never wanted to do it. It was just sort of a thing I did after undergrad because I didn't know what else I wanted to do. And my parents are Indian and were like, m well,
00:02:29
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A bio degree is useless if you don't go to medical school, so what are you going to do babe? And I was like, h I'm going to like, I don't know, live life, be in my twenties, figure it out. And they were like, no. So I went to law school. to anyone who's like, Oh my God, that sounds like a fun idea. Don't do it. I could probably do an entire podcast on why one should never go to law school. There are truly so many better things you can do with your life that are more fun, where you make more money, have a greater impact on society. It's truly a waste of time wasted by twenties in law school and practiced for three and a half years. And, um, I'm trying to get out of it and the only thing stopping me is my mom so that's embarrassing because I'm 32 years old not a big deal but if you have Indian parents maybe you understand potentially Asian parents I don't know I don't speak for everybody um but I
00:03:29
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I'm a little scared bitch and nine times out of 10 and by that I mean 10 times out of 10 when I don't do the thing that I want to do it is because of my mom and has it held me back in every aspect
Podcast Journey & Listener Gratitude
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of my life? It absolutely has and I am 32 years old and I have not lived a day of my life for myself. So now we are trying to figure it out. I also do stand up comedy, but that has sort of fallen away in this effort to make my mom happy because she hates it. And I'm just scared to stand up for her. So that's embarrassing. Am I sweating? Yes. Is this probably interesting to anyone? Maybe. I don't know. Who's to say who listens to the first episode of a podcast? Anyway, quite honestly, if you're listening to the first episode of a podcast or this podcast, that means you've listened to episodes like
00:04:17
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40 Onwards ran out of content and now you're starting at the beginning. So welcome. If you're listening to this, you're already a fan. Oh my god, I love you. Thank you for coming back and listening to the first episode. That's so nice of you. I appreciate you so much for being such a big fan that you were just dying for more content that you went All the way back to episode number one. Hats off to you. Iconic. I love you. You are me. I am you. We are one and we are all together. But anyways, yeah, a little bit about me. Graduated from Notre Dame Law School. Or I guess graduated from UC Irvine with a bio degree. Notre Dame Law School. Am a member of Mensa. I do stand up comedy. I am a lawyer currently, hopefully for not much longer.
00:04:57
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um person who has listened to episode 14 is coming back to the beginning. You would know better than I, where I ultimately have ended up. um ah Yeah, on paper, I feel like I look really impressive and put together and like I know what I'm doing, but I am completely lost. I have no idea what I'm doing or where I'm going or why I'm doing it or why I'm going there. Well, I guess I'm not going anywhere because I haven't figured out where I'm going to go. I am putting my trust into the universe.
Inspiration from TikTok & Creative Chaos
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Mostly God. I'm a God girlie. I'm starting this because I saw one of those TikTok videos where they're like, the spirit guides are telling me this. And it said, whatever this next chapter of my life is, I'm supposed to do it by myself. And I'm like, that must be this podcast. And so I'm literally starting a podcast because of a TikTok video about my spirit guides. Don't worry about it. I'm a completely rational individual and I'm a completely rational human being who has decision making ability. I don't know.
00:05:56
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Wow, how's it only been eight minutes? That's fucking remarkable. I feel like I've blown through a thousand topics, but here we are. I hope this sounds okay. Also, I won't find out until the end. No matter what, this is what's getting posted. So I feel like my voice sounds weirdly gravelly and robotic because I live at my parents' house and I don't want to be loud because I'm embarrassed. Maybe I should sit up straight and talk clearly so this is enjoyable for anyone to listen to. I don't know who's to say. Oh, that could be a fun podcast name. Who's to say? I'm sure that exists.
00:06:31
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I'm sure that exists. Again, anyone listening knows the fate of this podcast far more than I do, which is an interesting concept because I have no idea where this is going. And if you're listening to it, you have at least some idea of the direction it's going because what kind of psychopath listens to a podcast from episode one that seems insane. um But, you know, if this is where you're starting, this is where you're starting. You like to work linearly. I respect that. um
00:06:59
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Good for you, and I appreciate your support. But I feel like, anyways, I just think it's an interesting concept, I think, that most people who will listen to this, well, at the time they listen to it, know more about the direction my life is heading and where I'm going and what I'm doing than I do right now as I'm recording it. I was gonna say filming it, but... Well, I guess I may be sure to have filmed it, but we are where we are. I guess I could start it over, but that would be weird, wouldn't it? Next one, next time, next time we'll film it. I wonder, is that a podcast? Who's to say podcast? I'm just going to Google that. Who's to say podcast?
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Well, they have one in Spanish and one in French.
00:07:45
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Drew and Brandon, really? And also one with New York comedians, Grant Sheffield and Jared Fortune. Who? Talking about comedy news and nerddom and hip hop garbage. Just anytime boys are doing something, I'm like, why are you wasting our time? truly why are you wasting our time just go home let us live there's so many podcasts called who's to say that's remarkable do people not google the names of their podcasts before they start there are genuinely a shocking number of podcasts called who's to say like guys a little bit of originality i get that a lot of good podcasts are not taken i get that a lot of the good podcast names are taken but like
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Flex your creativity. Like, think about SEO. Search engine optimization. I learned that at a podcast panel I went to. Not a big deal. Don't worry about it. I'm not brilliant or anything. Man, should I just make a podcast where I'm just Googling and talking while I Google stuff? Oh my god, watch me while I Google? Whoa. That's a podcast concept. Do you like how, as I'm recording a podcast, I'm like, what are other podcasts? This is ADHD at its finest of...
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here's an idea, I'm doing an activity, what's a way I can do the same idea and feel productive, but also completely pivot and start from scratch. So, and it's done with the best of intentions, but I think it always means I end up nowhere. Like the podcast I was working on with another person, we filmed a whole episode. And then the audio turned out weird. And when we were about to film the second episode, or like the redo of the first, I was like, let's change the and entire concept of the entire podcast and do that instead. And I got her on board and we did it and it was like fine. And now I right now should be editing that podcast. That was my project for this evening. And instead I'm starting a new podcast. So that's like, Ooh, is there a podcast called ADHD at its finest ADHD at its finest podcast? Oh my God. If that's available, I'll kill myself out of excitement.
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um That's an episode name. That's an episode name. That's an episode name.
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There's no podcast called ADHD at its finest. Wow, there are a bunch of podcast episodes called ADHD at its finest, but
00:10:24
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Wait, is this one? Wow, his YouTube name is King Hooker. What's going on here? Ew, oh god, I hate everything about this man. Chubby Clouds number nine, ADHD at its finest. Oh god, I hate everything about this man. Go, if you're listening to this, go on YouTube, type in King Hooker, Chubby Clouds number nine, dash ADHD at its finest, and drop a comment, send me a voicemail, an email, however we're communicating, in the era where you're hearing this a tiktok if that hasn't been banned yet wow at this point in time i don't even know if tiktok's gonna get banned well times um also if i don't i was gonna say if you can hear my weird mouth noises i apologize but
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Generally, who gives a fuck? Like truly, just who cares anymore about anything. But yeah, let me know how you feel about just the first one second of King Hooker's Chubby Clouds, number 980 HD at its finest. He has 2.4 thousand subscribers. Anything's possible. This video has 41 views two years ago, but you somehow have 2.5,000 subscribers? I mean, anything's possible. and well Do you guys remember Tiny Desk Concerts? I feel like i was they still do them. I'm like looking right now at NPR Music, Thames, Tiny Desk Concert, five days ago, 1.1 million views. I was so into those in college. What a long-standing
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Segment program thing, I don't know. um Wow, that's really just like a long standing institution will say I was so into tiny desk when I was not you know what that's not true. I mean, I was interested in The social clout that came with being into Tiny Desk concerts when we were hipsters in college, a la, or I mean, circa 2012.
00:12:23
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um Mac Miller, R.I.P. did a really good one. But that was like, that was the thing. If you were cool, if you were hip, you were like in the indie scene, you had to know, like you had to have a favorite Tiny Desk concert. It was just like a requirement. um Wow. Okay. So I think this podcast is now called ADHD at its finest. Thank you for coming with me ah for coming along with me on that journey. I think we found something. I think we found a good nugget again. I'm still releasing this just, I mean, you know that obviously you're listening to it. I guess I'm telling myself cause part of me, I was a bit. Okay. So now let's start over. No, no, you guys are just going to see the honest, genuine, realistic evolution of this podcast in the moment in real time.
00:13:09
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And we're just gonna see where the fuck it goes because what else is there to do? ah Truly, our country's on fire. The world is on fire. Everything's on fire.
The Purpose & Authenticity of the Podcast
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What does it matter if I release a podcast where I'm just rambling? It'll just be like you're having a conversation with me. Yes, I monologue at people often and it's rambling and it's very tangential. And you know what? If you fuck with this, you fuck with me. And if you don't, you don't. And that's okay because I'm not for everyone.
00:13:46
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but hopefully it can be everything to someone. The second half of that, that's just like a saying that people say of like, don't try to be everything, something for everyone. Try to be everything for someone. I don't know how I feel about that. My neck and my back hurts from explaining that because it feels so cheesy. um
00:14:07
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Um, I don't know what that was. I mean, I do, but a lot of explaining, a lot of lore of Ish Paul going into that noise. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. It's totally fine. It's going to be just fine. It's going to be just, it's just fine. Oh my God. Oh, what was the other thing I was going to Google? The other podcast name I was going to Google. Um, watch me while I Google. That's a fun concept. Watch me while I Google podcast. Oh, Oh. oh
00:14:39
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chip Why are Google podcasts being discontinued? Google said it's simply responding to the market and that YouTube is a much more popular place for people to find podcasts than Google Podcasts. Did you guys know there was Google Podcasts? This article from The Verge, April 2nd, 2024, apparently there was even a such thing of as Google Podcasts. I didn't even know that. Okay, so this podcast is either going to be called ADHD at its finest, or overexplaining is a trauma response, or watch me while I Google.
00:15:12
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Or maybe I'll make a second podcast that's watch me while I Google, or I'll have one of those titles that's really long and it'll be ADHD at its finest colon the subtitle. Watch me while I Google.
00:15:27
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Or that'll be the podcast hashtag. Who knows? And I'm so excited that you guys are on this creative journey with me to see where we end up, to find where we go. Wow. Watch me while I Google is actually an incredible concept. Um, if I haven't taken that, Oh man, man. Oh man. See, that's the problem with my brain slash ADHD. I have so many good ideas that I literally don't have the capacity to do them all. And just, I just want to do every idea that comes to my head. I do like ADHD at its finest as a podcast name better than overexplaining the trauma response. so That's really long. Maybe overexplaining the trauma response will just be a cat phrase as it is in my normal life who's to say, Oh my God, if you're still listening to this, I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. Um, or this could be, I'm sure there is a rambling stranger podcast. That's probably a thing.
00:16:24
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Oh my God, watch me while I Google, but that's like a lot of pressure. Probably ADHD that's fine, this is what we're gonna roll with. um And maybe watch me while I Google will be a segment that happens spontaneously whenever it wants to. I don't know, but watch me while I Google. That's like a, that's a 10 out of 10 podcast name. Is this gonna become a podcast that is just about podcast name and podcast ideas and podcast concepts? Maybe. Maybe this is going to be me just like coming up with business ideas and shit that I wish existed. And you know what? If you're talented enough to make them, go do it. I give you permission. And if you want to collaborate to make them, thank you so much. That sounds great because I don't know how to code. And maybe I'll learn. Maybe I'll learn how to code while I'm figuring out what I'm going to do after being a lawyer. I don't know. I got some ideas and I just want to make them happen.
00:17:18
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I just got to make it happen. So we see how it goes. We see how we do it. At the very least, I can't be embarrassed with this because it's just so genuinely who I am. um So it's fun. If you're like my family listening to this and you're like, wow, this is embarrassing. Well, you didn't know I was like this. You don't know me very well, do you, friend? Azuya. Wow. Watch me as I Google. OK. Oh my God. And I could have people send in stuff that they want me to Google and get my, no, no, no, no, no. I was going to say, get my live reactions, but people are going to send mean stuff like Mr. Hands. Mr. Hands. That's a thing. Go Google that. It'll scar you. Where there was one video. I don't know why I saw this. I don't know who sent this to me. I don't know how I discovered it. I almost want to say that no one even sent it to me. I somehow found it on YouTube early YouTube days, like when all videos were capped at 10 minutes. If you remember that.
00:18:12
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If you can remember that time, that was a real time that existed where all YouTube videos could not be longer than 10 minutes. Crazy. Man, also the days. But that's when the internet was, especially YouTube, that's when YouTube was the wild, wild West, truly. Like I was talking to a friend about this the other day. It's like, um Charlie bit my finger, two girls, one cup, shoes. um God, Muffins by the guy who did shoes. Was it cupcakes? Well, I'm going to Google that. um Shoes, YouTube.
00:18:56
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Muffins. Oh, no, yeah, literally. OK, just the video is literally called Muffins. Man, that was 17 years ago. Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit. That's crazy. Yes, okay, so back to my point. Liam Kyle Sullivan. I wonder if he's still making videos. um So shoes, muffins, Charlie bit my finger. That weird unicorn video with the horses. What was that called? YouTube unicorn horses. No, were they just horses or was it rainbows? Were they unicorns? OG YouTube.
00:19:39
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Cannon? No, I don't know how to use that word. i People say the word cannon all the time, and I just fucking pretend that I know what it means. Like, this is a canned moment. That's cannon. I don't know what that means. I think it means it's part of the actual story. OG YouTube video. I feel like it was also Charlie. Charlie the Unicorn.
00:20:02
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Rainbow something. It was fucked up. Oh, literally Charlie the Unicorn. OK. Wow. I love Google. You can just type in the crazy issue. I literally typed an OG YouTube bidy video, video, Charlier unicorn rainbow and Charlie and according came up. It's my film Cal if you didn't know. Okay. So back to the list. Mr. Hands, two girls, one cup, Charlie bit my finger. Charlie, the unicorn, unforgivable muffins shoes, old Greg. and a few oh and ah david the David Blaine videos all existed on the same platform at the same time, which is crazy to me. And they are all insane. They are all, with the exception of Charlie Bit My Finger, they are all absolute fever dreams, like fully for insane people. And that's how the internet started out. So it's so weird that the internet now is like so aesthetic and just the idea that I have any concept of cringe is crazy to me, because literally early YouTube days were a fucking
00:21:02
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Like nightmare of a fever dream, but in the best possible way And if you haven't seen any of those videos if you're younger or just like missed I guess older too and missed the YouTube days Don't watch mr. Hands Don't watch two girls one cup. I to this day have not seen it. Oh my god in the movie teeth I also still haven't seen it.
Discovering the Soothing World of ASMR
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I think that is I use the word cannon or would that be lore? I don't know but that was I'm gonna say that was a canon moment for a lot of people and I
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so
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It's not how you do it. um Fun fact, the way I discovered what ASMR was was I was in law school, and it was in Indiana, and you couldn't buy weed, and I was just like bouncing off the wall. I didn't really drink back then, so I was Googling how to get high without drugs. And ASMR came up, um and then I got very addicted to ASMR for a little while. It was nice. Definitely not like getting high at all, but it's a vibe. Tingles. It's good shit. Oh, there was one. If you if you Google, If you Google like top 10 ASMR videos and you look for a video or like an article like pre-2016 and there is one where it's a black guy doing a haircut and he oh the whole throughout the whole video, he's like, that's cool, that's cool. It is the most relaxing video slash audio I've ever heard in my life. If you've never experienced ASMR tingles or ASMR relaxation, and you're just like, these are just weird mouth noises that are like oddly sexual.
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Find that article, find that video, or maybe even just type in, let me just see if you can type it in. Black guy, black guy, giving, wait, I'm still on guy, my brain works faster than man's, giving haircut to a unicorn? To a rainbow? Google, what are you doing? Giving haircut ASMR. Oh my god, I'm getting so relaxed thinking about this. Oh my god, is this it? Is this this guy?
00:23:14
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Oh my god, oh my god, yes, oh my god, yes, okay, literally, and it has all this and you're gonna listen to it and it has like all this white noise and it sounds so shitty because now ASMR videos are like silent with the exception of like the noises, but something about the white noise in the background makes it so much more relaxing. Oh my god, my back is like tingling just at the thought of watching this video. if you've never gotten asmr tingles if you don't understand asmr if you're just like it is again just weird mouth noises so gross weirdly sexual i don't get it and you've never gotten asmr tingles
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this is ah This video is called Relaxing Haircut Roleplay. The video is made by Blade Whisper Pro, all one word, ASMR, posted January 6, 2013. Oh my God, I'm so relaxed. I want to like stop everything I'm doing and watch this right now, but I can't. Oh my God, I'm so excited. I'm going to absolutely do that. When I get done with this, oh my God, i'm like my back is melting. Oh my God, all the tension of my life is just fading away. Oh man, oh man, okay. Like honestly, stop whatever you're doing. Just turn this off. Go watch that video. Enjoy it. Fall asleep. You will fall asleep. You will absolutely fall asleep. If you have insomnia, watch this. You will fall asleep a hundred percent of the time. You will fall asleep. And so joyfully, ah like drooling asleep.
00:24:41
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Go do that. Take a nap. Love yourself. Enjoy yourself. Oh my God, I'm so happy. And then come back to this podcast later. And if you don't, that's okay too. We'll still be here. Come back in a year. Come back in two. Come back tomorrow. Come back in an hour. This video is literally, how long is it? It's nine minutes and 50 seconds. And it is... genuine magic.
00:25:15
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Genuine magic. Genuine, genuine, genuine magic. Okay, so that's relaxing haircut role play on YouTube. The username, handle, whatever is BladeWhisperPro, all one word ASMR, posted January 6th, LOL January 6th, January 6th, 2013. And it is a black guy with like diamondy studs and like a silver chain, wearing a green shirt in a room that has yellow painted walls and a white ceiling. So you should be able to find it. um Also,
00:25:47
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The Google search I hyped in was literally black guy giving haircut ASMR YouTube and it was the first result. um Oh my God. And the way he says clippers, he says it. And I'm just like, it's so good. It's, I sound insane. And that's so okay with me that I sound absolutely batshit insane. I don't care. It is so good.
00:26:09
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like me See, here's the thing, like with ADHD, you can jump from 12,000 different topics all over the place. Cause you're just like finding dopamine and then you find a topic that brings you physical joy. And it's all you can talk about. And now. I'm so concerned. I'm so concerned because, okay, I'm so concerned. Oh my God, this might be the, if this ends up on YouTube, which how is it going to end up on YouTube while you didn't film the video? God damn it. Oh, God damn it. Do I like stop halfway through and film the video? Such a mistake. Whatever. It's fine.
00:26:45
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Now we know for next time. And to be honest, I probably would have been weird if it doesn't matter. You don't care. Move along. Move along, move along, move on. So it so the Google has like the thumbnail of the video. the name of the video and then it has like sort of the text next to it I guess like whatever maybe it's like whatever in like the drop down the show notes whatever they call that these days oh my god okay hold on is that whatever is it says it
00:27:20
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Oh, how cute. It says first time doing a role play inbox. Oh, my first time doing a role play inbox and tell me how I did dot dot dot. Thanks. Oh, cute. We use this cash app is PayPal is Snapchat. Oh my God. Should I add one Snapchat? Oh my God. So one of the, one of the first comments, nine year roll call was 15 when this video was uploaded. Now I'm 24. Life hasn't been kind to me. Haven't been the man I set out to be. I hope to look back and say that 2023 was my turning point for the better. If anyone reads this, just know life will always get better, but we can always get back up when we fall. Keep pushing. Oh. Oh.
00:28:02
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And then the next comment is good to see that I ain't the only brother who likes ASMR. No, you're not buddy. And this guy's ah handle is Tupac Retaliation3671 comment from nine years ago. The next comment from Tommy Fuchsia 903 first three seconds. I knew I was going to get the freshest fade LMFAO. Next comment. Damn, this eight years old now a true classic. I love that these are all dudes. I didn't know boys listen to ASMR.
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Justin 775 from eight years ago, best haircut of my life, dot, dot, dot, even though I've had the same one over and over for the past three years. That doesn't make sense, but that got 319 likes. um
00:28:53
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Okay. This guy, this guy gets it from nine years ago, Ty Wilkins, two, five, eight, four is this comment got 104 replies, 3.2 thousand likes. And yes, I completely agree. I'm going to go ahead and like it right now. He says, why is it that trinural videos and really professional ASMR artists didn't know that was word, but I love that. It's a martyr. So let me start over. Why is it that trinural videos and really professional ASMR artists. Don't do anything for me. But more amateur videos like this give me uncontrollable tingles. It's a real thing. Let's see what some of these responses are. Same here. It seems more personal for me. That's so weird because it's the same for me. I like these better. Same. Some of my favorite ones.
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are when they're done with a phone and headphones. I don't get any triggers when they use professional microphones or cameras. I totally agree with that. Genuinely, like I have to like try. Oh my God. This guy did another one. It's ASMR Sports Talk Sipping Video. I don't know what that means, but I want to watch it. Does this guy still make videos? Oh my God.
00:30:00
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Oh, somebody commented I'm amateur winky face. Oh, I know. It's an ASMR account. Okay, I thought it was just like a guy being a man. um Man. The professionals try too hard to make it relaxing to the point where it doesn't work at times. Fair. Fair point. Tai Wilkins, some actors are better than others. Omji same. Same here, dude. The only ones where I get tinkles from or that even relax me in the slightest are the amateur ASMR artists that do their videos naturally. I totally agree. Okay. So if you were ever hating on ASMR or didn't get it, it's because the professional ones just don't get people off. They just don't. Unless you watch, what is it? Gentle whispers.
00:30:49
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Her name's Maria. She's like a blonde Russian or Polish lady. She's great. Gentle whispering, I think it's called. But other than that, any professional wants to do it for me either.
00:31:07
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Okay. This guy's comment is like stressful. Okay. People are like fighting in the comments. Now, literally it's an ASMR video. Wow. They're literally arguing now about ASMR and what's better. Okay. That that's the internet for you. Okay. Now we're going to go back. Okay. ADHD at its finest. That's, there we go. That's the, that's the show data. Um, but in, if you Google this.
00:31:33
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Um, if you go to it in the side thing, it says, Oh, so maybe those are the comments. It says was 15 when this video was uploaded? I'm dot, dot, dot brackets. ASMR barber gives you a fade parentheses, instant, relaxions, dot, dot ASMR dash your first male pelvic exam mint ASMR. I didn't even know men got pelvic exams. What is, where is that? Do you guys ever do that? You Google something and oh, it's gentle whispering ASMR. I just came across her page. Do you ever Google something and it'll say like in the Google text when you're like on the Google search result page, it'll say something and then you'd go to the page and you can't find that text anywhere.
00:32:19
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Like as a lawyer, 90% of my job is Google and that happens to me truly all the time. where And then I'm control Fing and I'm like, where is this? Like right now I'm gonna control F and for a pelvic and let's see if I find anything. No, nothing, nothing, nothing. So why is that showing up in Google? If I can't even control F it, is it buried in the comments somewhere? Is it a link somewhere? Do I have to scroll more? Who is making these? Oh my God. This guy also has um ASMR hood, shoe, salesman, role play. I love this man. That was four years ago. Okay. So he was at least doing this for what? What's four minus 11? Seven? He was doing this for at least seven years. Fuck yeah. Like a black hood guy doing ASMR. I love that so fucking much. That's fire. Oh my God.
00:33:04
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Oh my God, he is still making videos. He is still making videos. One month ago, he posted a view a video that got 12,000 views ASMR. I'm back. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. This episode is dedicated to Blade Whisperer Pro ASMR. Hell yeah. I'm going to do a deep dive. God, these videos are amazing. Whispering unboxing, unboxing Jordan 5 retro six months ago. This is amazing. This is amazing. ASMR baby shoes, ASMR thrift store role play. I love this. I love this man. I love this man. I want to dedicate my life to this man. That's not true. ASMR whispering showing handbag. Oh my God. I can just tell that's a good one. Oh, I can just tell by the length of his nail on this thumbnail, which sounds gross. But if you know, you know, and the texture of this bag he's touching, I can just tell by this thumbnail that this is going to be a great video and it's 17 minutes long.
00:34:05
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asmr jewelry collection whispering barbershop roleplay cologne collection i mean if you're listening and you're a guy and you like feel like you can't get into asmr like if you feel like asmr is like a very feminine thing and like you don't feel like you can relax because you're like is this a little gay i don't know listen to this guy he's bad as as fuck he has notched eyebrows He's so cool. Oh my God. He has one that's ASMR baby shoes. They're so little. Did he have a baby? Good for him. Oh, I'm so happy for him. Oh, that's so nice. Oh, that's so nice. He has one where it's just like a catalog ASMR page turning and whispering. ASMR tingles, tingles, tingles. I love this man. I love this man. ASMR whispering and scratch offs. ASMR whispering. And it's the thumbnail is a styrofoam cup, a can of Mountain Dew, like a tall can of Mountain Dew.
00:34:56
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and a bottle of Hennessy, but like one of the small pint-sized ones. This is amazing, ASMR sports talk, ASMR hood barber role play. Okay, you guys, I'm gonna stop. ASMR whispering new drink, I don't know what that means. I think I've just spent 15 minutes going through this man's ASMR page, but I really hope that you were going along with it on Google with me and you understand, and maybe I've exposed you to something incredible, or you're just listening to this in the background really clean, or you tuned out decades ago. All of which are fine with me. I just had the best time going through that. I feel like I caught up with an old friend. How we even got on the topic of ASMR. I'll truly never fucking know.
00:35:37
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um Fever dreams, YouTube. But anyways, if you haven't seen the OG YouTube videos, I highly recommend you go back and watch.
Impact of Early YouTube & Life Advice
00:35:47
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ah the unicorn ol gregg Charlie Charlie bit my finger. muffins, shoes, street magic with David Blaine.
00:36:00
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Do not watch Mr. Hands, if that's even still on the internet. Do not watch Two Girls One Cup, because it's gross and also now we know it's fake, so what's the point? um What else? Oh, Unforgivable. That one is not a good one I can endorse, but it will show you what it was like to go to high school in 2007, 2008. in at least California, ah probably all the United States, because somehow, even without social media, we all had collectively the same culture everywhere we went, which Like the whole Marilyn Manson getting a rib removed so we could suck his own dick. How is that a rumor that made it all over the country to every high school ever at the same time when we didn't have social media or like the lies our parents told us, like how we were all taught that or told that if you turn on like the hood light in the car, you'll like either get a ticket or go into a car accident or it's like super dangerous.
00:36:55
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like how did our parents collectively come up with these life my parents are immigrants from india i don't so they didn't learn it from when they were young because like there are no rules driving in india i don't know but like they didn't so how did they all learn collectively these lies like it's like urban legend urban it's like a weird variation on urban legends I mean, I guess the Marilyn Manson thing is kind of an urban legend, but also like those hand camp, hand games that we used to play like slide or down by the banks. Down by the banks of the hanky, panky with the bull fogs. What jump from bank to bank to the eats up. So it up pops. Hey, Mr. Willy, any went curb blobs. We all have like some variation of that, right? How, how, how anyways. So yeah. Unforgivable, unforgivable. I can't endorse.
00:37:44
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because it is the things they say in our foul, but also the guy doing it, is that it's 100% a joke and he really commits to the bit and a couple times you watch him crack and that's what makes it so funny is that it's so so satirical. But like if you're watching it with 20, 24 eyes or Gen Z eyes, you're gonna be like, this is so offensive and ridiculous and horrible and how could you endorse this? And if you think that you're really missing the art and the nuance behind it, because the whole point is that,
00:38:15
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I can't. i If you watch Unforgivable and you don't get it, you don't get it. Just love fries. and If you guys know what I'm talking about, you know what I'm talking about. If you know, you know. Oh, man. OK, I think that's it for today. I don't know what I said, what I accomplished, but I'm apparently at 41 minutes. Which is kind of remarkable, honestly. um I feel good about that. I don't know what happened. It was a fever dream. I'll find out when in the edit what this was or who knows. Maybe I won't even fucking edit this and just I'll throw it online or I'll do a very rough edit. I don't know. I can do whatever I want because this depends on no one.
00:38:59
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No one's depending on me. Nothing fucking matters. Go do whatever you want, you guys. Because no one's listening. As I say on whose line it is it anyways, the rules are made up and the points don't matter. So go live your life, live your truth, or don't. But have fun. Tell people you love them. If you had a friend where you guys had a falling out and you regret it, write them a letter apologizing. You may or may not. be friends afterwards, maybe you will be, and that'll change the course of your life. Or maybe you'll just feel better and have no guilt. Is that something I'm doing in my life personally right now? Yeah, it is. It feels pretty good. So go live your life. Go do great things. The rules are made up and the points don't matter. Maybe that's our new slogan. Over-explaining is a trauma response. Watch me while I Google. This has been ADHD at its finest. Thank you so much for your time. I love you. Good night.